You're listening to the Downbeats on ninety seven one the Freak about a half an
hour left on the down Beat with Mike's Roy, Danny Baylis, Kevin Turner
and on JJ the board in producing something you may have been waiting for since
we teased it Gosh a couple hours ago. We played it early in the
show, and it was a tune that was inspired by something that happened over
the weekend at the combine. Now, when Jerry gets to the combine or
training camp and he's on the bus more often than not, at one point
during those events, he will invite assorted media members onto the bus and what
he likes to do is pass around a few Miller lights and hold court.
It's got a open for him. Ask Jerry anything you want. Some of
the stuff is usable, you know, for your your stories, your reports.
Some of the stuff is off the record, right and we've all been
involved in one way or another and been privy to some of that. Some
of those events, well one happened over the weekend and he, you know,
he likes to pontificate. He goes on rants, he answers questions in
his very confusing Jerry way. But something that I found very peculiar was an
anecdote, for lack of better word, that he went on about something that
happened between him and a football coach when he was in college, when his
son Stephen was just one year old. We don't understand the point of this
story. We don't understand actually the content of the story or the purpose of
the story. But we'll play you the audio. This a little minute and
a half soliloquy that Jerry went on about something that happened to him in college.
He goes like this, I'll never forget I may have told you guys,
but I had a coach who was beloved, and we stunk it up
and I did, and against Mississippi. We came home and we were at
Fedvill in a team meeting, and Steven was about a year old. And
so this coach rigs me over the coals and the meeting and from the whole
team a bunch meetings over. I go out in the hall and he comes
out and said, Jerry high Stephen. I said, what coach? He
said, Hi's Stephen. I said, Steven. How could you even ask
me about Steven? You've made me there's a crawler out of the desk in
there. Don't you ask me if we don't give it about Steven or boy
goes, Oh, Jerry, Cherry, Jerry, you're missing it. You
missing it, son, He said, I know more important you than anything
in the world is to be a football player. I know that, and
I'm trying to help you be that. I love you, and I do
love Sepah. I mean, of course the guy. Later on when I
got in business, I went in business with it, same guy. What
kind of business it was? Insurance? Yeah, of course. I think
the intent excuse me, good lord, horse racing. It wasn't insurance.
You know, it's an exotic, arguably the most boring industry to be in
insurance profitable. I'm sure no knock on anybody that works in the insurance field,
shout out. I think is the intent of Jerry was to bestow upon
his subjects some real good old fashioned country witticism, something something earthy, something
organic that happened, you know, back in the day, and for us
to learn something valuable from his anecdote. I learned nothing. I didn't understand
it completely. I don't know what the point was, but I thought maybe
Jerry would have been best served to deliver this information in a good old fashioned
seventies country song. So I took it upon myself to transcribe word for word,
to the best of my ability, exactly what Jerry said, and make
that into a tune to make it easier for us to connect with and understand.
And I think, I think I landed this plane work forward. I'll
never forget. I may have told you guys, but I had a coach.
He was beloved, he was and we stuck it up and I did,
and against Mississippi. We come home and we were in a team meeting
and Steven was about a year old. And so this coach raps me over
the coals in the meeting in front of the whole teams a bunch of meetings
over and I go out and to the hall when he comes out and says,
Jerry, how's Stephen? And I said what, coach? He says,
how stevens? I said, Stephen, how could you even ask me
about Steven? What you made me crawl under a desk in there? Don't
you ask me? You don't give a shit about Steven? Well boy,
he goes old Jerry, Jerry, Jerry, you missing me? You missed
it? Son, I know more important to you anything in this world is
to be football player. I know that I'm trying to help you be that.
I love you, and I do love Stevens. And of course later
on that guy when I got into business a win in the business with him,
the same guy. What kind of business it was? Insurance? Oh
it was insurance. Yeah, it was insurance. Insurance. It was insurance.
I got into insurance insurance me in that filler, we started a business.
What I got in business, and that business was insurance. It was
insurance. Okay, look when you put it like that, So when you
put it like that, I really feel a connection. Yeah, I understand.
I understand it now because look, Jerry had a rough game in front
of the in front of the team. He calls Jerry out, he rakes
him over the coals, he kills him. And then afterwards Jerry realizes this
guy actually loves me and cares about me, and he cares about Steven and
he was just trying to help me be a better, better football player.
And it wasn't personal. You know, what was said in there was in
there. Yes, out here, this is me, I'm Jerry, and
he does care about Steven. And he loves me, and he loves Steven,
and I realized that I was wrong and thinking this was a personal attack
because years later we went into business together and started a damn insurance company in
Chrry Insurance. Now, if that doesn't hell the real story, my quest
for the day is to get that to Jerry Jones. And I've already sent
it to Scottie over with the Cowboys. You've made efforts, haven't you.
Yep, it's already going through chains. He already responded, that's crazy.
He'll pass it on the big man. Kind of doubt you might have better
luck going through Stevens and Steven. Steven laugh at that. Of course Jerry,
he knows his dad's insane. The thing is, they don't hear the
audio, like they've never heard the bus audio. They don't know that that's
the thing. And it's not even a thing. It's just something that we
pulled. They probably don't care. They don't care. They just just keep
would they talking singing songs? Hell, yeah, the whole segment where we
played the audio for it's just that first line. It just makes no sense.
Uh, A bunch of a bunch of meetings Mississippi Mississippi's good. And
then a bunch of meetings is really good. And Danny trying to work the
broken English and lyric. That was a lot of fun. Well another uh
Baylo's bainterer, he did it again? What a miss? No, Jerry
did it. He doesn't mean. Look, Jerry gets fifty ride. Okay,
I'm Jayla's bull's eye. I'm just the vessel. Yeah, you know
that's what we are. Yeah, I didn't write that. I find you
to be more than a vessel. I think you're our lovely ding. I'm
a receptacle. Yeah, you are my little receptacle. Dumpster. You don't
need a ben anymore for him. Just grab it, Jerry Dumpster, give
him what he needs. Okay, let's do a talk backs and the red
Eye Heart microphone button that heart radio app. We post a whole show after
the show. By the way, if you just miss that, you want
it, that song, you just have it before you put it. Therefore,
you he worked for it. It's free. He did the work and
he wants to give you a free thing. That's what Danny did. And
our whole show We've decided today we're going to give you our whole show for
free. That's incredible. I have to pay Uh, let's do so,
I'm talking about it. Okay, watch you by Advanced air restoration. Good
friends over there. Good morning boys. I can't believe you brought up Joel
Olstein and Teal Evangelist and you did not mention the time that KT got on
the seven hundred Club. Did it happen? You got it? Yeah?
Oh it real quick? Kevin are being funny? Yeah, I have right
here on Twitter. I was my friend Jesse gat me on. Do you
know this now? Said all of it? Please? Uh? So,
it's kind of told so Pat Robertson, you know the gall Yeah, seven
hundred Club. They take questions at the end of each episode. That was
the channel that it was always on at my buddy's house. When we flipped
it one hundred and eighty degrees on his satellite to watch the Screw Network.
We had to get it back in time before his parents got home. To
Pat Robertson answering questions from bands from Kevin So a couple of years ago.
This would have been twenty twenty one or twenty two whatever. I fell off
a tea box while playing golf and broke my elbow. And you know,
non it sounds crazy story, it's really not that crazy. I wasn't paying
attention where I was walking. I fell off about a five foot incline,
landed, drown My elbow broke. Not that big of a deal, but
I was doing a TV show at the time with the CW and my head
rider at the time, Jesse, who used to work on The Kimmel Show.
He used to always try to get on The Kimel Show by riding into
the seven hundred Club. He got on a few times. One of them
was his His girlfriend was scared of horses because she got bit by one.
It was funny bit by horse and it got on. So Jesse got me
on the seven hundred Club by doing this after I broke my elbow. Town
of only Only, How do you say that only Texas? And I sustained
an injury. I tumbled off a raised tea box and broke my elbow.
Now I'm in a sling for the foreseeable future. Do you have any advice
on overcoming an injury? Speak to the word. Maybe you should use a
pishing way instead of your driver. I don't know he's gonna bead armist.
Talk to it. You know, confess your healing, you know by his
stripes, your heel and lay your hand on it and confessed healing and watch
what God'll do us all the time we got thank you so much for those
questions. Boy, well you ended the show. That was at a time
when they were propping him up with popsicle sticks in bubblegums, wheeling them out
there. I think you should confess your healing, come to your arm,
fetter your healing and let me tell you didn't work. Well, I'm sorry,
you're fine right now, right, it's fine. Now you know what.
Yeah, there's h's timetable on the Lord's healing. He should have said,
give it, give mesh your healing, but give it four to six
weeks and you'll be back to normal. That's right. Last the doctor said,
just wait. Well the doctor knew more than Pat knew. And the
doctor's still here. Did you just scoreboard Pat Robertson for being dead, counting
because he's a thousand years old than that video. Yeah, he had a
good run and influenced a lot of people, and we on Joelo Stein's birthday,
want to thank Pat Robertson for a service. Thanks for you to picture
yourself. As Danny Bayliss's neighbor. You always hear him writing his little songs
as you sit out on your front porch. Last night, you're sitting there
with your significant other watching the sunset as his latest country single insurance bellows from
the walls. You and your significant other look at each other and call CPS.
Say, poor little Molkie, send a van over. I've often wondered.
I've oft been wondered hear you through your walls? Right? Took your
studio set up? Do you have any I mean no, not really.
It's basically in a makeshift office at the front of the house. So I'm
when I'm recording, I'm looking through the window that looks out onto the street.
So I'm right there at the front. So anybody that walks by,
like, oh, they can not only look at me, they can hear
it. Especially if I'm doing a playback through my monitors. Oh yeah,
they they'll look if I'm like actually working on real music, not this nonsense,
They'll walk by and they'll kind of look over and hear the jams pumping
pumping through. But yeah, last night, if thankfully, I did all
that on headphones, So yeah, you like it now and you should be
proud of your work by week five. Yeah yeah, when you're singing country
songs to every Jerry quote, Oh my god, Dak feels good today and
Ferguson he's got that dog. I don't know it's coming. It's gonna be
my curse. Between between the saxophone beautiful plane at church and all the preachers
and Danny's song about Jerry and an assurance this is the best downbeat ever,
how about that? Thank you? I'll agree, got a metre. Can't
have them all, right, you can't have them all. We're gonna be
good tomorrow too, though. No. Now, you said that we're going
to kick this week and it's nuts, and we don't get through Wednesday with
going no, no, we crushed tomorrow. You did say that it hit
it hard on Monday and Tuesday hard Monday Tuesday, and then we start to
just kind of it can't fight back, licking stamps and licking envelopes, and
the mailman is ready for Thursday Friday. Karl Malone is warming up and stretching.
Right, we need to end end our week tomorrow with a bang.
Yeah, yeah, in Wednesday with the bang so we can just meull it
in At ten am Wednesday, I look in the mirror. I'm like,
Bam, it's fright, we did it. I'm sure I could round up
a random game show contestant to have on the air for a few minutes.
Tic Tac from forty years ago. Wow, that's a good one. Yeah,
he came up with that earlier. I hit you with a juicy one
early today and you missed it. Don't think he listens to you with tree
pill. You do listen to me pre pill. Morning boys. I can't
believe you brought up Joel Olstein. Sorry, wrong guy. Here we go,
morning boys. Sorry wrong again. Hey daddy, I'm just dandy like
a little smoky voice. Well what are we waiting for? God? I
could creepy. That was In regards to the snake. Lady had a rattlesnake
in her back seat and nanny liked that she had a little voice. Rattlesnakes
are absolutely vertebrates. But if I was interpreting the news like uk t this
one probably shed its backboat and then fashion an axe to a parka and acts
its way through the trunk to the back seat and waiting for a taste to
treating fashion an axe attached to a parker. I don't think it's what the
hell happened there, KT was winging it. I don't think it's the craziest
thing the heck to kill the moose. Kevin thought that you could attach an
axe to the sleeve of a parka and swing it at a moose, and
that'd be a better strategy then then just taking the axe and walking up to
the moose and hitting it insurance. This is John ham aka the Hall.
The only reason I'm doing this Taylor Sheridan shows to get one step closer to
meeting my idol, Kevin Cuss getting me. Do you think I heard the
voice? I never do. I know, I don't know what's happening until
he says Kevin Costner, I'm my god, and you think again. John
hamm would have much easier paths to meet Kevin Costner than agreeing to do a
limited series filmed in Fort Worth. You's got to be a character and an
oil baron, right, man, Hey guys, this is that Susan chip
from me. I did her on back in eighty five and Kevin was absolutely
right. I tied the axe to the arm of the park it started swinging
it around wildly like a flail. There she is, that's her. Yeah,
that is her confirming. Hey, you're holding the other arms, Parker
zipped up, probably so it doesn't get too old. You're holding one arm,
the other arm tied of the axe and looking standing up flaring crazy because
you can't get too close to the moose or it'll maul you. And worst
thing, the axe is turned blade side away, but you still thumped the
essence, it just makes him mad. You can beat him, beat him
silly, even if the axe part doesn't hit him. I'm thinking you might
be winning me over. Yeah, now that I'm really getting a good image
of that. It's a better plan. And confirmation from the lady just now.
So she sounded like a really nice lady. Yeah, I bet he's
not too off. What Susan Butcher Her name was Susan Butcher. Champ is
here maybe the best last name you could have. Butcher. Have a good
friend named Joe Butcher and he is a badass of mofa. He's a big,
tall mustachio like his name. Yes, he does, Joe Butcher.
He like six five or something. Watch the boys mic. Yeah, oh
I know that butcher. Yeah, kind of the beating of a character to
be honest. But yeah, oh you need that side. You do need
that side, Hey, Danny, I like the sound of your voice too.
You want to count and smoke? Tomorrow I'll show you that. And
at one hundred and ain't the only thing I can take a long bull off
goodly? Aye? Know what I mean. I'll be calm me down at
the Bingo hall off Bruckner Boulevard if you want to meet up, I could.
I could walk over there. Yeah, I mean seriously, I've often
thought of going in there and just raking at bingo. Please, she's going
to be there. I'll go play bingo with you, and she's going to
be there. She's going to be there, and she'll see you. She
knows what you I am tired. Bingo hall on Buckner and I thirty a
great place to meet ladies. Yes, she said it all right, she's
cute. G spot fifty seven oh sixty nine. Oh, I'm gonna say
bing go tomorrow at seven thirty. Stats with KT breaks down almost six years
of data of women try verbs in Saudi Arabia, the good, the bad,
and the ugly. Can you handle it? Ladies, don't get your
pennies in a wand tomorrow with Kati Turner. All right, Mikey ends up
moving into the line and just call him mister Worldwide. Been there, done
that? That's you, mister Worldwide. I think the guy before was our
Romo Nance. Dude? That was that didn't sound like yeah did yeah?
Did jim Nance? Okay, but that was awesome. That's good. We'll
be back tomorrow morning. I don't cause the panic. Yeah, I think
Facebook and Instagram are down? Are you kidding? How are you going to
vote on the pole that I put up, you know, the second banana
pole in as many days? Check your Instagram? What happens? Go to
your Instagram, see what happens. Are working great? Are you? No?
It's just what you saw last time. Try to refresh your feet,
homie. Refresh your feet, homie working great. I'm actually I don't truck
crack. It was at his video of Mark Frinkle is the first thing I
saw. I don't think it is working. It's working great for me.
Seriously, I seriously, I'm saying all the latest. Yeah, mine's good.
Instagram. Yeah, go to Facebook, okay, go to Facebook on
your computer or on your phone now on my computer, it's not working on
my computer. It's asking me to log in. Yeah, inspired logging in.
Facebook's down, Facebook is facebooks down. Down now, be back tomorrow
at six am. Maybe trending on FB and i G. People are people
are having hacked? Is being is now one of the things trending on Twitter,
Facebook down trending. Chaos in the street, chaos now. And that's
up to the Ben and skin Show and Christina and Steve to handle. Let
them save you. But we'll be back tomorrow morning at six am, assuming
it all doesn't go to waste.