Oh hey, hey man, we're back. We're back. Good morning.
This is Ed McMahon and now ladies and gentlemen, he Ron Ryan. Well,
well well, wakey, wakey, hands off those cup cakes. Rob
Ryan's show us back on live. All four of us in ready to go,
should be refreshed and ready to go, should be in Darry you that's
what that's the plan. Guys. We're gonna be very very busy this morning.
A lot of catching up to do. Looking at my notes here,
JJ is going for win number two freshadow Bed head to head challenge. Rob
Zombie tickets for you in homeroom. Oh yeah, well it's Monday. We
got a Texas Hammer game. Uh, Chillian, you's gonna have to let
me know some things moved around here as far as prize, Yes, check
your emails. STP tickets eight o'clock hour. We'll hope you have about eight
twenty alternative incomes back a chance to one one thousand dollars thirty seconds the Mars
tickets for you only in twenty percent chance of rainbow today and tonight partly cloudy
skies. Hi's the warn Man highs of around eighty seven. Let's get after
it. Good morning, Tessa, Welcome back. What are Houston's headlines?
Hey, thanks, good morning Rod, and good morning to Homeroom. So
you guys didn't know the floodwaters from the Trenity and Santacino rivers are receding,
but there were four days of rain north of Houston, and as of yesterday,
the Harris County Sheriff's Office Marine Unit was still checking on people who have
been surrounded by this flooding. There were mandatory evacuation orders. You have state
officials saying more than two hundred and twenty people that had to be rescued from
flooded homes from vehicles because of the rising rivers. Harris County jugually and Hodago
said no deaths or serious injuries have been reported Locally. One hundred and fifty
dogs and cats have been rescued. There was a small child in a car
that was in the Barlson area that did not survive these floods. We'll be
talking about that this morning. Also, Boeing is hoping to launch its first
ever star liner mission for NASA. This is a crude star Liner mission,
so it's a test flight for the commercial Space Capsule. That could happen before
the end of our day. Today, it's launching from Cape Canaveral on a
week long mission to the International Space Station. The star Liner is designed to
take cruise two and from the ISS with two astronauts on board. Today,
we wish them luck godspeed. The National Beverage Day is a holiday. That's
a very broad topic for a holiday, right, we really don't need to
be reminded to drink on this show, especially, but we are taking some
stats. The margarita is the most popular drink in thirty one states. It's
also the top drink Canadians are searching for it, rod Martini number one in
nine states, number hold one in DC's that's what your people are googling.
And then the Constantinating Team, I don't even know what that drink is.
I'm gonna have to that might be my next drink on for the SPECS video.
It's something that's got a little splash of absence. So if you don't
need to, I have some. If you need oh, I know you
do, Bud, I know I have absent. Marguerite is number one in
Texas. Nobody's gonna be surprised at that, right right. The Roast of
Tom Brady aired live on Netflix last night. It was pretty wild. There
were jokes about just sell you know, her and her instructor getting it on,
Tom abandoning his kids to play football at Yikes, the cheating scandals,
Aaron Hernanda's got to mention in here Tom's lack of black receivers. I mean,
I'm just really scratching the surface. We have a whole blog page for
this. Kim Kardashian in house, she got some booze in there. She
got boot big time going out there. Yeah, but she won them over
though, she did win them over. Yeah, it was some. She
had some well written jokes. She took some jabs herself, yes, whilst
roasting Tom Brady. Gearing up for the release and they're highly anticipated new album,
meon Pill. On May seventeenth, KG Elephant has released another song from
the upcoming album, giving fans a taste of their project. The latest single
is called Metaverse. This is it. Maybe we'll take a longer listen later
in the show. But those are Houston toad lights. Now, anybody get
night a little October vibe? Oh maybe no? I think that they always
go back to rolling stones. Yeah to me and this pans out and maybe
the beginning right there. I can see the blog toover, but I really
liked it when I was listening to it. I take it, dude.
Astros fell of the Mariners yesterday five gold They're twelve and twenty two on the
year so far. They'll have a day off today before opening up a three
game series with the Yankees tomorrow night. In basketball, the Calves came back
to beat the Magic one of six to ninety four in a game seven yesterday.
There's two games on the schedule tonight, and the Knicks are gonna play
this the Pacers at six thirty and the Negets take on the Timberwolves at nine.
You can watch both of those games on T and T. The Stanley
Cup playoffs, the the Stars got by the Golden Knights two to one in
Game seven of their first round series, and the Rangers beat the the Hurricanes
forty three in Game one of their second round series yesterday. Only one game
on the schedule tonight it three Panthers taken on the Bruins at seven. You
can watch that one on ESPN. And horse racing Miss stick Dan won the
one hundred and fiftieth running of the Kentucky Derby on Saturday in a photo finish.
Was just the tenth time the Derby was determined by a photo finish,
and the first time since nineteen ninety six. That is what's going on in
sports. Okay, guys, we're gonna be busy, busy, busy.
It's so great to be back on Live with you. Let's get a first
phone call on coming in hot. What do you want to talk about?
What did we miss? I mean, does somebody need to catch me up
on Kendrick Lamar? I mean, I don't know. We're not do you
know. I'll let you know. You can talk to me in the commercial
breaks. All right, here we go, guys, opening up these phone
lines two one, two, five, nine four five. The most interactive
show on the radio is back on Live. Here we go, start out
the four hours of pain ninety four or five. The buzz, wakey,
wakey, hands off, snaky, this is us, this is us.
We are here. There was no trickery. We were on vacation last week.
We put a bunch of best of bits in there and recorded a few
things. Fooled a lot of you, foled a lot of you, But
that's never the intent. We told everybody that we were going to be going
on vacation at least fifteen emails. Whoa dude, what's going on? I
mean, I don't want to rub it in the week before we go on
vacation. I don't want to sit here. I don't want to rub it
in and talk and talk about it every single day because that's what That's what
it comes across as to me. So I definitely mentioned that we were going
to be off, and then boy does it really catch a lot of you
off. But then some of you didn't even know that we were gone.
You're commenting and it's like, well, you know, Test is crazy,
she thinks this way about this, Well tell that guy, alex is shut
up. And Rod, you know you don't know what you're talking about.
Rod. Week I'm trying to think of a couple of the topics, but
something's like still they get a response like they're being run for the very first
time. Ah jeez, there was a couple. They'll come to me.
They'll come to me because I was answering and doing emails last night. All
right, guys, let's not focus on the past. Let's always move forward
here. Okay, So Chilly gave me an updated sheet everything that I said,
Uh, the only thing that the only change is for the Texas Hammer
Game when we play at seven to twenty every Monday. Kings of Leon tickets
August sixteenth, Toyota Center tickets are on sale now. There's a new Kings
of Leon album that drops this Friday. So yeah, we're gonna get your
Kings of Leon tickets all week. But as I said, we've got JJ
going for win number two. Does anybody remember that Friday game. I just
remember the week, the week before we went for vacation. I remember,
fresh out of bed was wild. It was wild. Kenny the cash Man.
Oh Jesus Christ, you're right sorry. And JJ's going for one number
two. I got fun facts for you today, Fun fact flashback. We
will go all the way back to while we were before vacation. I'm so
happy to be giving away Stone Temple Pilot tickets. I'm so excited about that
show. Soul Asylum is joining them August twenty second. That's one of that.
I'll be at out of the Woodlands for sure. Alternative income is still
around. Your chance to win one thousand dollars, that's the national deal at
nine ten. We want to get some local winners here, and then tickets
is see Eye Prevail and Hailstorm Hollywood Undead on that show. I mean,
that's a huge show. August tenth, Woodlands Pavilion. We'll have tickets for
you on know the show. So that's kind of the rundown of what we're
gonna be giving away. I want to talk about six hundred things today.
And then phone lines. It's not time for the first phone call of the
day. We used to move h We'll do this here. I keep that
music going. Dot let's go say hi to Vanessa. See what Vanessa has
going on. But that's saw good morning, Hi, good morning, good
winning tech Segmonny, Alex, fine today, what's going on? So I
have a job interview today, and I just want to get some good adviues
from y'all because I'm very nervous about it. Don't f it up? Well,
come on, Rod, that's it, Come on, that's good.
What kind of job are we talking? What did I tell every single person
that started on this radio show. Okay, and look how successful you all
are. I said, don't f it up? Thank you. Okay,
that's it. Okay, that's all I ever tell people. Vanessa Okay,
I mean, brush your teeth. What's the job comb your hair? It's
for a teaching position, okay, Teacher appreciation week or is it day something?
There's some teacher appreciation there, going appreciation. Yeah, it's nurse day,
but it's a week. There's a teacher week and a nurse's day today.
Okay. So is it for a teaching job. Yes, it's an
odd time of year. School's wrapping up. Is it for next semester summer?
Yes? For next well, no, for next year. Sorry,
I thought summer school. Yeah, but for next year okay, okay,
and what kind of teaching job? Is it for grade school? Middle school?
What are you talking here? Oh, it's for great school. I'm
not going to middle school, high school. There's too much. You got
this, You got all my good vibes. Okay. You go in there
and you say, I'm Vanessa. I love these kids. These kids need
me. But you have to ask them questions. Okay, you listen,
interview them. That's it. No, No, that's for real, that's
for real. That's real advice. Vanessa. Interview them a little bit,
okay, talk to them about what they talk to them. Ask tell me
about the culture here, tell me about what's happening, tell me about I
don't know if teachers, you know, I would ask things like, yeah,
ask ask them some questions, Okay, don't if they say do you
have any questions for me? Never ever say nope, I'm good. No,
don't ever do that. Then you start rifling off a couple of questions
to them. That's it, all right, So I'm good. I'm about
to ask you which questions, but you're gave them to me, so I'm
good. Yeah. I mean with teachers, I don't I think you go
in for that gig. You would always talk about advancement. Where do I
see you? Know? Where do you see me after you hire me?
Where do you see me in five years? I don't know if all that
applies to teachers, But with other businesses, you always want to like kind
of move your way up. So I don't know if you start getting into
money and all that stuff. I mean, I think once you teach a
class, you're teaching that class for a while, so you have an I
don't have an exact set of questions for you, but I would say,
ask questions though, interview them, Interview them you if like they're lucky to
be having you. You interviewed them. So many teachers listen to the show,
So you're just going to join that elite group. What time is the
interview? At eight? Five? You could call us back and let us
know how it is. In the nine o'clock hour, we'll tweet us.
We'll tweet about it. I need to know how it is. You have
to call back. I'm I'm gonna put you back on it after nine.
All right, Okay, Jilly, get her number. I promise you don't
have it. You got it, you got it? All right? Just
good luck, Vanessa. Why would anybody call us for I mean, advice
on anything on the flip got a rec check for you. We'll find out
what's trending and we'll get set up for the game. Houston, Houston's alternative
and Tom at the rod Ryan Morning shown The Buzz ninety four or five The
Buzz, Good Morning, rod Ryan's Show, Milk Monday. Yeah, it's
back. I mean they never went away. All the Instagram features were there
all week while we were off. But this is us, good morning,
Hello, we are live. Twenty percent chance of raining today tonight, partly
cloudy, sky warm man highs of around eighty seven today, what's trending?
Okay, So, the Houston Astros kiss cam moment has been featured on ESPN
after this couple went viral. Is this on this first blog page with the
okay so goes kiss cam to a couple in a minute made? A guy
has his arm around the girl. As soon as the camera gets there,
he takes off his hat. You can hear him say oh f like he
drops an F bomb and and tries to hide his face with his baseball cat.
The girl's like, oh my god, like it is such a opposite
of what you give me. He got cheating is what it is on his
campaign. You don't think it's a plant. I don't think it's a plant.
These are plants. I don't think this is a plant plan. It
was immediately viral right after these are plants because it was so organically like oh
f you know what I mean? Meaning they acted well? I don't,
I don't, I don't know. I don't know where you get these actors,
because you get forty thousand people in a room, and you mean to
tell me that they picked the guy that's cheating on his girl and not supposed
to be at that game. Come on, it's a plan. There's a
plant if you are like you're gonna make that big a deal to like prove
like you just play it off, right, you would just play it off
and be like just hope that nobody saw it. Someone everyone locally knows these
people, Like are they actors on this? Like? These don't look like
after out of La. They look like Houstonians. Hey, you want some
roses? Who do you want to send them to? I don't know.
Yeah, right, maybe the fact that the astros are struggling right now.
It's also hoseal To based birthday today, so FYI think all right? Also,
you mentioned the beef, the rap beef O come on, Draking Kendrick
Klamar. It's a long time running, sewed. The feud is heating up.
Everyone's been dropping a distrack. Someone drops a distract, the other person
drops a distract. I mean, I could go on and on, but
just know the beef is sizzling. It's sizzling right now. That's what's going
on. And then you had mentioned this already. There are some freebies going
on for National Nurses Week. You didn't mention the freebies, but it is
National Nurses Week and there are a ton of places that are giving healthcare professionals
a chance to get some free food, to win some free stuff. So
send that to Chile so we can do a blog page for it. Because
all I saw was Chipotle, but it seemed like you had to apply for
something, and that seemed like a lot of hoops. So I think Buffalo
Wild, like, if you have your ID, that ID is going to
be key in getting you some goodie. So I will send over this to
Chili. That's what's trending on Ready for five the boat? All right,
good morning everybody, This is JJ and we may just have a new cinder
Ella story on our hands because this fresh fish just took out eight God because
this fresh Because this fresh fish just took out eight time Hall of Famer Kenny
the cash Man Upset of the Year. Maybe find out if I'm for real
when these guys get back from vacation. Join me on that Monday when I
make it win number two. The little button that operates the bell elex Ah.
Hey, they were playing around in here when we were gone. That's
fun. Okay, radio, wish you get a wall? Didn't you check
everything before you want to? Yeah? I checked everything before I got out
of the air. Not that one. Well, you should have really looked
over everything, or I thought maybe you'd come in early. I came in
early, wizard, all right, who wants to take on JJ? Seven
one three, two, one two, five nine four five. Of course
I checked everything. The rod Ryan Show, the bus okay, ninety four
five, the bus, Good morning, rod Ryan's Show, Yellow cart Ocean
Avenue, rod Ryan Show. On this milk Monday. This is us Live.
We are back. It's still going to be back on Live with you
guys. I mean it. I mean twenty percent chance of ray today tonight,
hardly cloudy hide about eighty seven. Let's find out who this JJ guy
is. He's talking about being another Cinderella Story and now it's time for the
fresh out of bed head to head challenge. Listeners to your corners, JJ,
you there, yes, sir, Good morning brother Rod. I can't
check phone calls until like just go on live, you know what I mean.
So I was just hoping. I don't know what buttons are jacked today.
JJ. You think you're a Cinderella Story. Well, I'm hoping,
so I'm hoping. So I'm ready for win number two? Brother? Are
you the guy? That really didn't win. Just Kenny beat himself or like,
I mean, that was a long time ago. How did that's what
he said? Okay, that is all right, so appreciated he beat him.
All right, some of that's coming back to me. All right,
Well, dude, you got to answer questions. You have to say your
name first and then be right and uh, let's see how you do against
Abby. Abby? Hey, good morning, Well Abby, where have you
been? Brillians is a phone? I love Abby? Get her on more
often? You played last year? How did you do? I actually played
twice last year. The first time was okay, second time you stump the
place? Huh yeah? All right, well come on, let's let's shout
out your name when you think you know answer real easy questions today? Oh
you're in luck easy questions today? Yeah? What are they playing for?
I have a road range of T shirt? All right, let's go any
more chicks on the fresh out of bed right here? I like beg for
him on the air. Dude, you're so desperate, that's why they don't
call. All right, Abby JJ, shout out your name when you think
you know the answer? Question number one? What do raisins start out as
ABBYJJ, Abby, great, move my bel thank you. Someone came in
here and destroyed Rod speng Shui. Okay, Abby's on the board, JJ.
Super slow. I mean Abby wasn't exactly fast. It's just she was
faster than you though. Absolutely, let's go. Let's go Cinderella. Yeah,
here we go, Abby and JJ. Name a store every acquires a
membership and sells a bull, Abby, Sam, I'll take it. Oh
that's that's where the bell, the bell, the belt. Yeah great,
that's what all the winners are getting today, at least while my voice can
take it. JJ. Really slow. It's so much faster. It's so
much faster than us. Kenny is good job, Abby. If I ever
say anything nice about that guy, it might be right now. You do
it. Kenny clearly lost that GAMEJ We I mean like, I don't even
have the buzzer for you. So you're lucky. We got to say goodbye
to you. JJ. Thanks for playing. Appreciate it. You'all have a
great day back in here. Let's say, Abby, let's party. Come
on. Okay, Rod Ryan' show T shirt. You're gonna look a me,
And then here's your invitation to come on and play tomorrow. Do you
accept for sure. Okay, right, hang on, I gotta get a
victory speech out of you. Don't worry, it's easy. You're listening to
The Rod Ryan Show ninety four, five The Buzz ninety four or five The
Buzz. Good morning, rod Ryan Show. I hope you're off to a
great start to your morning. I appreciate you coming back and joining us.
A lot of you didn't leave and you're hung with us during the vacation week,
and I appreciate that too. A lot of you chimed in all throughout
the week. Thank you, thank you, thank you. But we've got
I got some rob Zombie tickets coming up for you because we are here live.
We're gonna play the Texas Hammer Game at seven twenty. I got Stone
Table Pilot tickets for you all week. We'll hook you up at eight twenty
and I present to you, Abby Fresh out of Bed Head to Head Challenge.
Here's your current champion. Good morning, everybody. This is Abby.
I am here Press out of It heads Ahead one day campaign. Rod's been
asking for checks on this game, Well you got one. Join me on
Tuesday when I make it win number two. But I listen, she sounds
a little nervous. She does no reason to ever be nervous. We're just
hanging out with friends. It's just us. It's just us. Nobody listens.
Don't worry about it, Abby, Alex Is anybody listening? No one's
listening. Okay, we're so happy. Big baldy came walking in high hell
uh uh oh, right, go ahead try that one. Oh no,
why is this life happen? Wizard? I can't check everything. I can't
we expect the microphone try that. Nothing, Come on, dude, nothing.
Can you move over here? As soon as they had microphones, just
stop working. When you're doing us the week? Try that? Hey,
I'm how, I'm how, I'm how. You're gonna have to move over
here? Bodybody sorry, Hell, you're gonna go over there for your Oh.
This is a nightmare, And the only way to check to see if
everything works is to do a full show. Yesterday would have been the best
way to find it. How can you check? I'm not doing a Sunday
show, Guys, I love you, but I'm not doing that. Just
much for short people. There you are? Hi? Hell? All right,
Hey, I brought in some fun facts for you, guys. It's
the fun Back to the day. We make you look smart in front of
your buddies. It's the fun back to the day fun facts. When we
used to get back from vacation in the old studio, everything worked fine.
I missed that studio so much. We're going a week. It's like a
new place. Yeah. A Windows update. What how does a Windows update
like putting? Just derails everything. It cripples it absolutely brings this place to
its knees. A Windows update. All right, there we go, let's
go. Nobody cares. That's what I'm gonna be told later. Ronald Reagan,
Ronald Reagan, President Hall remembers his old movies. He was an actor.
But back then, right, Ronald Reagan, even before Hall remembers him,
was a lifeguard in high school. He saved seventy seven people from drowning.
Yeah, was the lifeguard. Yeah, why do you have people swim
where he worked? Because he like, now the dangerous swim with weights.
I'm just gonna throw this out there. When Ronald Reagan was in high school.
That could have been the forties, so yeah, that was what did
they wear? Lead trunks? You must have they wear their suits, all
right. Another fun fact for you today, The math problem that Matt Damon
solves in goodwill hunting is a real math problem. It's actually not that hard,
according to a mathematician from Cambridge. He said that even someone who wasn't
a mathematician metician could yeah matician, metician, a mathematics mathematician, math a
matician. Why does metician not sound right to me? But somebody that wasn't
like super awesome at math could probably solve it. That is, I don't
know, I get brackets. Confuse me? What do I do first?
Michael Jordan got his degree in cultural geography from the University of North Carolina.
He's one of those guys that he's got a degree. Yeah right. His
backup plan after basketball was to be a weatherman. I see it ridiculous with
that. Look him out there doing the weather like it. It's the fuck
that's of the day. We make you look smart, buddy. This the
fuck that's to the day. Okay, what do you have here to give
away? I have a pair of tickets to see Rob Zombie and Alice Cooper
the Free Sume Parade to were is coming to Woodlands Pavilion September fifteenth. All
right, it's your fun. This was sent in last week from Nicole always
sends in great fun facts for me. She does all my work for me.
From Clayankiln dot net. The last date that all living humans were together
on Earth was November two, two thousand. Why was that the last time
that we were all on Earth at the same time? Seven one three two
one two five nine four five. If you go back, back, back
back and remember that fun fact, we will reward you handsomely. It's now
time for rockout with your stock out with Captain Cash. Okay, there's my
guy new microphone. You look great, you sound great. How do we
do on Wall Street? I guess that would be Friday Friday when you weren't
working. The Dow did great. The Dow was up four hundred and fifty
points. Kick off this morning at thirty eight thousand, six hundred and seventy
five. NASDA c up three fifteen to sixteen one hundred and fifty six bencemarkten.
Your treasuries trading at a four point four eight percent in oil stands at
ninety eight dollars ninety eight cents a barrel to the most actors of the Big
studs, am Jen, Microsoft, and Apple. The big duds Mickey Dee's
AMX and Chase the Economic ACCOUNTDAR this morning is all clear right now. Futures
looking good, They're on the upside. Hanging on to this would be a
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Show. Okay, we can do this, sure back, Good morning Rod
Ryan's Show. Good Morning. I gotta hit this button that's on me Hi
good morning, good morning. Hey, who's this? My name is Beth.
How's your day? How's it started out for you? So far today?
Great? So far? All your equipment's working over there where you are?
Yeah? So far? All right? Your phone sounds great. Your
Beth is working today. I must be the other guy. The last date
that all living humans were together on Earth was November two, two thousand.
What a weird thing to say. Why? Why is that? Because some
people left Earth and are now at the space station. Look what I found?
Oh not no, no, I was so close to look at I
bound there it is? Man. It on an old file. Oh you're
gonna hear all these old drops now that I found this new page. Beth,
you won the fun Fact flashback. Congratulations. What are you gonna give
me? Oh my gosh, Beth, you get the tickets to Rob Zombie
and Alice Cooper free on Parade twenty twenty four to where you're going. Congratulations.
Yes, thank you so much, man, Thank you for waking up
with us and listening to this train wreck. Yes, have a great day.
Thanks you too. You know when I find like old files, I'm
like, I'm so excited. What is you? Remember what this is?
I don't used to be my Chloe Kardashian sound of Clo clover Field Chloe mad
Oh my god, I got all, I got them all. All my
old favorites are in here. Is that a transformer? Do we need a
harp? What? We'll use that much? That's are important? Oh man,
this is so much. Every time I talk, I want you to
play that harp. Oh I like that? Okay, okay, all right,
all right, come on, we gotta go. Okay, Partney Cloud's
guys. Twenty percent chance of rain high of eighty seven. Now, what
are Houston's headlines? Well, so we are still kind of dealing with the
after effects of all this rain that we got. I mean, there was
some nasty, nasty weather north Houston and in northeastern the Kingwood area, there
were floodwaters from the Trinity and San Jacino rivers. Those are finally receiving,
but this is after four days of rain. As of yesterday, Harris County
Sheriff's Office Marine Unit was still checking on people that were surrounded by flooding after
mandatory evacuation orders. Some of some of the stuff on the news last night,
people just trying to get out with their animals. More than two hundred
and twenty people have been rescued from flooded homes and vehicles because of the rising
rivers, and Florida is sending emergency cruise to US. This with the Southeast
Texas flooding, you have Texas Governor Greg Abbott expanding a disaster declaration to include
eighty eight counties here in Texas as a result of all of the So that's
what's going on here locally. Meanwhile, speaking of space and your fun fact,
Boeing is hoping to launch its first ever crude star Liner mission for NASA.
The test fight for the commercial space capsule can happen before the end of
the day. It'll launch from Cape Canaveral. If all things go correct,
the week long mission is headed to the International Space Station. The star Liner
is designed to take crews to and from the ISS with two astronauts on board.
Today this is perfect. Did you waste your whole weekend watching the NBA
playoffs and the Kentucky Derby, Alex Okay, we'll give yourself a pat on
the back for taking such good care of yourself. It's called stealth care.
A new study in Japan found that watching sports boosts our mental health and generally
exactly makes us happier human beings. Researcher scan people's brains while they watch various
sports and found it activated the reward circuits in their brain, which are linked
to feelings of pleasure and happiness. They also found that people who regularly watch
a lot of sports have more gray matter in those areas, which suggests it
might even change your brain structure over time. Yeah. Yeah, it will
change your brand structure, will it. Okay? I was looking for some
live sports over the weekend, so when I watched sports, it makes me
feel exactly like the six million dollars. Yeah, thank you. Okay,
I lost that drum, Thank you so much. Okay, let's talk about
Madonna because she played for one point six million fans in Rio. I saw
the video of this. We have a blog page up. It is incredible.
So she gave away. She did a free show at the Cocoacabana Beach
in Rio de Janeiro. Over a million people showed up. Close to two
million people showed up. The Rolling Stones got one point two million fans when
they played there in two thousand and six. Rod Stewart's gig there in the
ninety four was the biggest free concert in history. There was a crowd of
four million people when Rod Shirt played that same Cocacabana Beach, And of course
this is also a big New Year's celebration going on at the time, so
people were out and about. Madonna's biggest live crowd before this was one hundred
thirty thousand fans in Paris and that was in nineteen eighty seven. The video
of this song with the people was pretty incredible. Okay, let's talk about
Pearl Jam because they kicked off they're highly anticipated world tour in Vancouver on Saturday.
They did a twenty five song set. They're not playing around. They
also played nine tracks from their recently released twelve studio album Dark Matter. Pretty
cool stuff. The goal is to keep making music, That's what Eddie Vedder
says. Those are Houston headlines. Oh I found this too, Alex.
There you go. It would be nice to play that here, but you
don't get too very often have to use that album. Instros did follow the
marriage yesterday five to four. They dropped two of three agets Seattle over the
weekend, so they're now twelve and twenty two in the year They'll have a
day off today before they open up a three game series with the Yankees tomorrow
night in New York. In the NBA Playoffs, the Cavs came back to
beat the Magic one O six to ninety four in a Game seven yesterday.
There's two games in the schedule tonight. The Knicks play the Pacers six thirty,
and then Nuggets take on the Timberwolves at nine. You've went both those
games on T and T. And the Stanley Cup Playoffs, the Stars got
by the Golden Knights two to one in Game seven of their first round series,
and the Rangers beat the Hurricanes four to three in Game one of their
second round series. There's only one game on the NHL schedule tonight, Panthers
take on the Bruins at seven. You can watch it on ESPN, And
then horse racing mysstic Dan won the one hundred and fiftieth running of the Kentucky
Derby on Saturday in a photo finish. It was just the tenth time in
the derby history that it was determined by a photo finish, in the first
time since nineteen ninety six. That is what's going on in sports. Oh,
that's a sorry, I don't have a horse. Some noise. It's
on the other thing that doesn't work. All I have is a turkey right
now. All right, guys, that's our first hour. It's gotta get
better. It has to get better. It will be better, Okay,
it will be all right. The Texas Hammer Games coming up in just a
little bit, and you're gonna get a chance to win some tickets to Kings
of Leon stp tickets at a twenty alternative and comes back at nine ten.
Come on The rod Ryan Morning Show, six Am. The Buzz ninety four
five The Buzz, Good morning, rod Ryan, Shoe back from vacation.
Everybody is all rested up, and the theory is, you get the week
off, you need to come back in. You're all refreshing, ready to
go. Everybody's looking good. It was, I mean it was even chili
walking in, even chili walking in. I got it. I got a
little warm and fuzzy, and he walked in this morning. So I always
feel and I see chili always always, Really though, absence makes the heart
grow fonder, probably too, this is the case. Helps all right.
I think we're working out all the little kinks. I don't know. It
was Sinkle Tomaio. I don't know where they drinking Margarita's in here yesterday.
A couple of buttons, A couple of the buttons aren't working, but we're
going. We're working through all of it. There's always a couple of things
when we buy when we're back, So that's all good. Texas Ham.
Our game is coming up, Kings of Leon tickets is what you're going to
be playing for, so shortly we'll get you talking to Chile and catching up
with him and getting in the queue to play that game. STP tickets at
a twenty alternative income. We kick that off today at nine to ten and
then I'm just gonna tak a wild stab at it. Jeremy might be back.
Jeremy should be on after us, and he'll be giving you a chance
at alternative income at ten after the hour, and Theresa will do it all
the way up until five ten chance one thousand dollars. We need some local
winners here. I didn't see an email that came in during the break that
we had a local winner, So I'll get an update from Whiz today thirty
seconds to Mars tickets on Know the show. I hope you had a great
sink of demile. Our thoughts are certainly with everybody. I know. The
National News is kind of covering Conroy. Yeah, the flooding that's going on
right now, So of course we're thinking of you. If you need to
reach out and talk to us about some of that stuff. We're here,
go back, we're back live. So that's going on. I think Tessa
had six picks. Yeah, okay, so I don't know what. I
don't know what you want to talk about, what's not, what's on the
table, what's off the table. But I almost put on the table what
the implants I had removed from my body. I almost brought them, but
they were too heavy and I can't carry stuff right now because I had my
procedure. By my procedure, you had a little medical procedure while we were
out on break, and I think on Wednesday you had your implants removed and
then other ones put in though right, yeah, I got like, I
haven't Can I just say something like all I know is that you're wearing like
a baggy sweatshirt today. I have not I have not even gazed at your
taw area. I had a weird like not texting you, but I didn't
know, like what I should say? Are your boobs? Okay? Like
I don't know. Let's just wait for the air. How are your boobs?
They are smaller and small, much smaller. What do you mean by
much smaller? I mean so the implant? Okay, if you go to
six picks, I am actually holding the implants doctor of Erica Partlett. She
cleaned them off, she sanitized them, and she put them in back.
She goes, hey, maybe you could auction these off for charity here,
and she gave them to me. When I tell you they're heavy, they're
like big. They measure in CC's. Okay, so what I'm holding in
the picture are seven hundred CC's and what I got put in she decided to
go with was four hundred and fifty, which is still a significant implant size,
but compared to what I was working with, compared to the Pamela Anderson's
that I had inside my body, it's like almost half and my back and
my shoulder. I already feel such a relief. But I'm guessing that's got
to be a pound and a half of liquid. Two pounds, I would
say, three Yeah, okay, I think we weighed them. Yeah,
we tried to weigh Dina's boods before she got a fish scale, right,
she didn't get like, what's different between you and what dynaheite. Dina gave
her those and she had a reduction. So there was all kinds of like
stuff going on. Much that's a more significant surgery as far as like healing
time and things like that. Okay, so mine was a swap. So
do you feel lighter? I do? Is it noticeable already or is it
just so tender and sore right now? Well, it's it's tender and sore
right now. But I do feel like a relief on my back. I
also full disclosure, since I was going under told doctor Bartlett, I said,
hey, hit me with a little arm life boat. She just hays
a and I go, come on, arm light boat. Yeah you're addicted.
Now you're now you're becoming that weird come on and I honestly, and
every time I wake up after like something I got, I'm like, why
do I do that? I'm in pain. The arm's hurt. The arms.
You just couldn't get one thing done. Well, I'm going under.
You might as well, so help me. God. You come in here
and you got like ass like stuff in your lip. Listen, you're gonna
turn right around. I'm not looking at that all morning. You're like,
I don't get tattoos like I just like get like some cosmetic stuff going on.
You Jo Rivers, and you're in your thirties. I'm almost forty,
and listen, I I'm so I'm gonna be so pleased with the results.
I know, but I can't like carry the reason I couldn't bring in those
big ass implants because I'm not supposed to be carrying anything. The Stanley Cup
is heavy, okay. Is it because of your titties or your arm job?
It's both, It's everything. It's the whole enchilada. So I'm in
a compression too. I'm in a long sleeve compression and I don't know what
I'm gonna wear on TV today, but I'll figure it out. I'll figure
it out. But I feel I feel great. One final thing, please,
does it just look like you were in the ring and just somebody was
punching on your boobs for nine rounds? There is significant bruising, yeah,
on my body right now? Like I'm okay, you see me, honey?
How many times have I asked for Sofia, Sophia has the tail and
all yeah, and I'm like, I need some damn diamond all right now
because I'm it's I feel swell, swollen and sore. Yeah, so yeah,
you take it some punches, yeah, many, Yeah, I'd show
you, show you some gnarly things. Have you been thinking about this a
long time? I had been thinking that was my I've been thinking about it
for years because your boobs look huge on TV. Dude, I don't notice
them that much here. To be honest with you, I really don't.
Well, but I get the Sweatpants Show. So but when I see you
on Houston, I'm like, you're distracting. Those wars are huge, They're
gigantic. So did that have something to do with it? Seeing yourself on
TV? That influenced it? But I knew this year I wanted to get
it done. So, like you said, this is our first extended vacation
that we get, and I'm like, this is the first, the first
opportunity I got to do it. I did it all right, well,
good luck? Check out my six picks. And I do a podcast episode
with doctor Bartlett about like exactly what went down? So what got sucked up?
Your arms where I don't know, just like a little extra like fat.
She goes, yeah, a couple of swipes. I guess you know
that's it. You're just looking at Alex explain it. Let me just take
a break. Okay, I'm gonna look so chiseled and Jack, you guys
are gonna like, I have no idea. I'm looking at my arms and
like the picture right here, like I'm I am dumb for that a little
bit because I don't weirdo. I feel like gonna wreck check for you.
We'll find out what's training and then we'll get set up. Oh no,
you need to call now right this is where you call. That was pretty
good. I thought Alex played it. Let's listen to the real one best
dime in Houston, who watch it all? Right? Now is when you
get in the queue called Chile. If you think that you can identify the
song and the band name to win Kings of Leon tickets, Well, if
that's the Texas Hammer Game, and then you call it seven one, three
nine if you want to play Houston's Rock, Houston's alternative and The rod Ryan
Morning Show US thirty four Fought the Boss. Welcome Back rod Ryan Show this
is us man. We're here, We're back, We're live. We're locking
loan for the Texas Hammer game coming up. We have partly Klaudi Skies.
Twenty percent chance of rain both today and this evening. High warm highs up
around eighty seven. Tessa's gonna tell us what's trending. Well. JJ Watt
had like a charity softball event his foundation were over in sugar Land and it
was really cool. There was fireworks, like a lot of celebrities. But
the thing that everyone's taking away from that is that in his interview post interview
after before the game, he was saying he was willing and available to play
for the Texans if Demko ever called on him and needed him. So people
are taking that inadline and being like, Okay, that would be awesome.
Yeah, obviously he said it as a joke that dudes would hired, But
everyone's gonna run with that headline and it says JJ Watt possibly returned into the
end of It's just it was an off. It was just a funny,
fun time. He will un retire. Yeah, Jed Jamiko Ryans needs him
and he's and he's trying, and they're like he's training he's in football shape.
He's just in good shape, like he works out. What definitely definitely
works out. My six weeks are doing well, but not as well as
the Milk Monday. That's our number one performing blog page, followed by you
looking at a girls blog page, Rod, So I'm in third place here,
but those are the things that are trending. On ninety four five The
Buzz, All right, this is Damn Andler and it's time to play in
the Texas Hammer Game where you guys mid all week? What Rod Ryan?
On ninety four the Bus, a really nice email from mister Adler. Oh
really, he'd been really busy, really really busy, and you know,
like he's busy like being you know, a millionaire of course, so you
know millionaires don't listen and to this nonsense. He finally got to listen to
some of the risk it for the Biscuit. Oh yeah, and he just
said he goes it was really funny. He liked it, like he loved
it, like he's thanking us. But you're the one that gave us all
that money. I know that's a lot of money for him to play me
out. And then he's thanking us for playing the game. So he is
awesome. He's such a cool dude. All right, So this is the
game that we play every money, the Texas Hammer game. He is going
to spit some lyrics. You're going to have to tell me the name of
the band and the name of the song. And looks like Kevin Butler got
through to play Kevin Rod dude, how are you all right? How y'all?
Do y'all have a good vacation, had a great vacation. Thank you?
Thank you? All right? You ready to play this game? Yeah?
Absolutely, I'm going to play you the Texas hammery. He's going to
do what only he can do here. And then you need to tell me
the band and the song title and away we go. But it's not forever,
but it's just tonight. Oh we're spilled the greatest. That's funny.
I need an answer in three, in two, in one, and I
got nothing. Oh where's my uh? I found some sound I found sound
effects. Let's see. Sorry, I'm not ready for this. How about
does this work? Alex? Maybe this let's go with Mike. Hey,
Mike, good morning, Oh hey Mike, how are you? I was
okay? So I heard the lyrics? Oh well, all right, Well,
you're getting them again. But it's not forever, but it's just tonight.
Oh, we're spilling the greatest. It's funny the way that he does
it. As always, you got anything for me, dude, I'm not
the greatest. Three I'm going with a rod I'm sorry, You're You're horrible.
It gave me my life. Yeah, Chloe Kardashi, you were wrong.
Uh seven one three two one two five nine four five if you want
to play the game. The rod Ryan Show on the Buzz ninety four five
The Buzz, Good morning, rod Ryan Show. Hope you're off to a
great start to your day. We are working through all the things this morning.
So good though. I got seven, good, I got seven,
twenty nine. There we go. Now it's even better, thank you.
Twenty percent chance of rain partly cloudy skies hice today around eighty seven. Ha
ha. The one thing that I didn't mention and I don't know. I
know you want to talk about it. I already know what I know.
Does it start with the baby? I know your newly crafted body. Okay.
The whole time we were off last week, baby reindeer emails were pouring
in and I'm on the understanding that you made it through all the episodes.
I sure did, Okay, I mean I needed a cleansing afterwards. Do
you see why I stopped at four? Yeah, you just understand me,
right, Yeah, But you can't just stop you're already in it. I
just I never recommended it. I just said it's out be a part of
the orgy. And then you're like, there, it's too late for you.
I want to make sure. I want to make sure that I never
recommended it. I just said there's something out there that's just crazy. Like
my sister I just saw, Like my sister's Facebook post just came up from
yesterday or something. What she said, she watched it. But Jesus Christ,
my brother got me into this. Like I didn't get anybody into anything.
But she was listening and heard so she yeah, but notice she watched
she watched the whole thing. Yeah, my sister watched the whole thing.
You saw the whole thing. You mean to watch the whole thing? That
is frustrating people that I that I stopped that episode four. It's okay,
I'm just I'm sorry. We're gonna get We're gonna continue with the game here.
Brittany so I just finished Baby Reindeer Rod. I can see why you
stopped at that one episode. That was hard to watch, but we kept
on and realized the show's really good. Now. Don't get me wrong.
I got annoyed by the main character, yes, by his choices, yes,
but it does show you why the main character is the way that he
is. And you've got to she said, you've got to finish it.
People are frustrated at me for leaving something right. How can you leave something
undone? There's not enough time Since I watched that episode four the job.
I have never once recommended Baby Raindeer. Dude, you can't recommend something like
that. You don't know how people are gonna get triggered, you know what
I mean? Like you something you cannot recommend? Say, hey, do
you want to be deeply disturbed? Boy? Do I have a show for
you? How long did it take you to watch? There's what said?
An episode I was, you know, I had to be on the mend.
I was so I was completely immobile. I watched it all. I
was like, let's go and I would fall asleep, and I would fall
asleep and then I would wake up. I'm like, where did I leave
off. I would go back to like, I wouldn't let it play out
the episode. I'm like, no, no, no, I want every
dirty detail. I don't know how that makes me feel about you. Well,
I just know that I'm not a quitter. It might make me feel
like this. Sorry, I found a new sound effects you know it.
Okay, so this is not a spoiler, but the stalker's name is Martha,
and that's my mom's name. I thought that was extra funny because she
is batss. I mean, I almost cussed. I appreciate it all.
Every one of you that watched wanted to tell me that they watched it based
on what I said. I never recommended it. This is Damma Handler and
it's time to play the Texas Hammer Game with Ron Ryan on ninety more than
Okay, Hey, listen, we're playing the Texas Hammer Game. It looks
like Mike is next up in the queue. Hey Mike, good morning family.
How are you all today? Doing all right? Right? Man?
Doing all right. I'm gonna play you a song clip from our good friend,
the Texas Hammer. Here, let's just go. But it's not forever,
but it's just tonight. Oh we're still the brightest. It's a good
delivery on that line. I just I have no idea, Mike, you
gotta guess, I sure do. It's Kings of Leon Sex on Fire.
You know what. Oh wow, I found my bell there it is.
Hey, congratulations. Oh that's great news. Okay. Number one that's my
favorite Kings of Leon song. And then number two this is the game that
we play the song. Yeah, oh my god, Okay, that's gonna
be perfect. Oh I'm so happy right now, Mike, you win.
Thank you so much. And look what we're giving you King of Leon tickets
appropriate, they're gonna say to Yoda Center August sixteenth, Kings of Leon.
They have a new Kings Leon album. Can we please have Fun? That
drops his Friday May tenth. Great name. I think that's the name of
their tour as well. Can we please have fun? Take a John Soil
now to you at a Center dot com. But you already have a pair
from us. Congrats awesome. Has anybody been in the in the arena when
they've played this live? Now? So when they when he goes oh sex
part, the white lights come on everybody and it is like being I don't
know, maybe like like whatever you guys get from Raves whatever awesome Kings of
Leon on the Buzz on the Walder Walder all Themulger have to talk Talker o
Fi Don of the Old Brother Studies have all of brama brava from the Open
Knuckles Pearls, the Lock Star Stars, the Start aside aside Hall sever Brother
bon I could just trace it, chased it. It's not robo. This
is not Oh still spreads bread, Yes this O come, yes, this
that's just oh fine, s little, that's fine. There we go ninety
four or five the buzz. Let me hear that lyric again. But it's
not forever, but it's just tonight. Oh we're still the brightest. It
is a great song man, Kings of Leon coming to town. We're giving
away Kings of Leon tickets all week. That song live is just it's an
absolute moment. They're great live, They're a great light man. August sixteen,
Toyota Center and they got a new album coming out. We all love
that new song. That new album's coming out on Friday. Alex made a
baby to that, so okay, that's what happened. That's what that song
is. Just it's not no normal song. It's not it's a normal song.
Baby l that song like it was it over, baby in the belly.
Right after that, you know what I had on? So my kid
is so alabaster white. I had Snow. I had Snow Informer on in
the background and put me in the mood. I can't help myself. Sometimes
I hear this song, It's like it's go time. This is the least
sexy song ever. Don't ever tell this story. Don't never ruin my girl's
life. Don't pot don't podcast this part. I don't want my kid ever
hearing that. I don't want I was not listening to Snow. Okay when
you were made? Okay, it wasn't it. Of course I had kiss
on all right, guys, well listen lots of stuff for you on links
and guests. This morning. We missed you. We were gone. We're
caught up with test Now you you got baby stuff coming up. Speaking of
making babies, you made a baby, so yeah, you're a month out
now, holys. So I asked Alex when he came in, I'm like,
hey, do you have a good break. He's like, you know
what, I just slept, and I said, it might be the last
sleep you get. It might be the for a while a while you can
see, I mean, listen, what you're about to do, what you're
about to embark on. It's the greatest thing, greatest, absolute greatest thing
in the world. Heard it all. But when you see those parents with
those newborn kids, with just those dead, lifeless eyes. Okay, okay,
And that's coming story. That happened literally this weekend. My mom.
I talked to her, Yes, well, your sister just had a baby.
I'm talking to my mom yesterday Sunday morning. We usually catch up on
Sundays. I'm like, what are you up to? She's like nothing.
She's like, your sister drove over here at three point thirty am because the
baby would not stop crying and she didn't know what to do. She said,
so lucky to have a support group like that. She drives baby Sophia
crying her head off over there. To my mom, the drive didn't do
it, because sometimes that's very soon. Alison was a big cry. So
Alison had to be in motion, so she would have to be in a
stroller. I would wake up and see my stepdad Joe going around the house
in a loop in a stroller with Alison, so she wouldn't cry. Okay,
so that's how Alison was his baby. So my mom says, Alison
came over at three thirty, the baby wouldn't stop crying. She goes,
so she gave rid of me. I just told her go go in the
guest room and sleep and I will handle this. And she said, you
know a couple of things. She's like, you know, change her,
cleaned her bottle, fetter, rest of her, just consoled her for a
little bit. And after about forty five minutes shots the baby just like finally
slept. Don't do that. Slept until like nine. And then my mom
said, well then I'm gonna wake Sophia up because she needs to get more
on a schedule with Alison. But she sent me up picture of Allison and
the baby just knocked out in her bed. Because I mean, Allison's a
young mom, she's only twenty one. She was like, what, like
she is going through it right now? Oh yeah, she's going through it.
I can tell you know. She gets frustrated. So yeah, London
would get up and I would just I would have signed affect to sleep.
I would throw on some snow and I mean, take this pro tip,
little l can't sleep a load snow onto the playlist. That's right, and
snow. It's like white noise. The kids, Okay, I do know,
I just need snow. They stow about a confusion. All right,
that's the last snow today, whizzard. Don't worry. Eustons rocking alternatives,
The Rock This Morning Show six to ten AM ninety four or five Buzz ninety
four or five the Buzz Offspring. You're gonna go far kid, Rod Ryan's
show on this Milk Monday coming up on the halfway point. Well it.
We'll have SDP tickets for you. They're playing with Live and Soul Asylum Longust
twenty second Woodlands Pavilion tickets for you. Eight twenty twenty percent chance of rain
today tonight partly cloudy skies pies of around eighty seven. Tessa with Houston's headlines.
So the floodwaters are receding along the Trinity and Santa Sina rivers, but
as I mentioned in the rec check, there are still areas affected by that
flooding. The two hundred and twenty people had to be rescued from flooded homes
and vehicles because of these rising rivers. It was actually really sad. I
believe in Burlson County, those fast moving floodwaters overtook her car and two adults
in the vehicle were rescued, but the kid in the car was not alive
when they found him. So several rounds of storm have dropped that rain on
the Dallas and Houston areas in the last week, and the rain continued to
fall in the area yesterday. It's not done. Texas Governor Greg It has
expanded a disaster declaration to include eighty eight counties here in Texas. As a
result of all of that flooding. Boeing is hoping to launch its first ever
crued Starliner mission for NASA. The test flight for the commercial Space capsule could
happened before the end of the day. It's set to launch from Cape Canaveral
on a week long mission to the miss International Space Station, where the Starliner
is designed to take cruise to and from. It's two astronauts scheduled to be
on board today and we will monitor that to see if that is a successful
takeoff. It is National Beverage Day, which is a pretty broad topic for
a holiday. I mean, I don't think anyone on this show needs to
be reminded to drink yesterday was Sinco de Mayo, and rightfully so. Margarita's
were the most popular drink when polled when the states were pulled by cocktail.
Yeah, okay, yeah, that makes sense. Margarita's still never had one
top cocktail that people are googling in all the fifty states. Martini is Google
the top Google search in nine states, and a Constantine or Constantine is an
old drink from the nineteen thirties. It's kind of like a gin Martini,
but it has a splash of absence. You kind of knew how to make
that. Well, I've heard of it before, but I cannot believe that
that is the most google thing in any state. That's such an old timey
drink. Ah, it's weird. Anything with absinth is going to be like
an old you know, an old drink because it was really popular back in
the day. Mohito is googled in a couple of states. The Pina Colada
is number one in Hawaii, and hungover tourists in Nevada are constantly searching for
Bloody Mary's on Google. Down for a mohito. Yeah, I had one.
I had a couple in Miami did you. I'm down for a mohito.
I just still. There was a little kind of a thing on Friday
with the neighbors and they were getting margarite as at Tacos a go Go,
and I'm like, I'm not ready for that yet. Yeah. Still,
So my grad with the mohito is the mint has to be fresh. If
you have rank mint in there is there muddling. There needs to be a
muddling, but the mint has to be fresh. I think a lot of
places in Miami, you know, they have it because they know that's what
the city is kind of like known for, Like that's kind of their cocktail.
I didn't know that, Yeah, but just just knew the Cuban sandwich.
I just knew the Cuban sandwich. Cuban sandwich is very hot right now
as well. Okay, yeah, so check out, check out some drinks.
Make a cocktail. Tell us about it. The Roast of Tom Brady
aired live on Netflix last night. It was pretty wild. Did you watch
it, Alex? No? It was hockey on? Is they have hockey
on? I'm not going to watch a Netflix dang and watch today. Yeah.
I want to see it though. Like Netflix was posting clips like I
saw. I feel like I saw all the clips. That's on the sports
blog page, all the highlights if you want to go watch it. Netflix
did a really good job posting the clips, like immediately at butt. So
there's one point Will Ferrell did an Eli chand that was pretty cool. Well,
Will Ferrell came out as Ron Berg. So at one point Jeff Ross
said something during the roast and this did not seems scripted now, and you
know, I'm I'm sauce of everything I do. But he said, hey,
you know Tom Brady came in as one hundred and sixty pound weekling in
the sixth round. Blah blah blah. Robert Kraft said, that's my guy,
and then Tom Brady said, hey, how about a massage? Tom
Brady stood up, walked over, said, uh ah, that's it.
It's the only time that he's they made jokes about the kids, the wife.
I don't think kid jokes, but the wife for sure, ex wife.
Yes, it was the only time. Is the only time Tommy got
up and said uh uh stop right there. Yeah, Like Robert Craft was
like, I will kill you if I will have you off, and I'm
so great and you can kind of google Robbert craft and massages and you can
figure that one out on your own. But yeah, Tommy was not having
it with the owner. Yeah, Bill Belichick got involved there. Belichick killed.
Yeah, I hate that guy. He killed. You can check out
we have a blog page dedicated to all the moments. Yeah, geary up
for the release of they're highly anticipated new album Me on Pill on May seventeenth.
kJ Elephant were least another song from the upcoming album. It is called
Metaverse. This is it another taste of new Cage the Elephant. I'm really
excited for this new Cage outle I like it. I'm gonna get in something
where you're really you're like not rocking out to it, but I like it.
It's like when when there's new music like this that I get excited about
hearing for the first time. Like I'm excited for the whole album because Casey
Elephants are really good. Like deep track band too. If you like Cage
Elephant, like they're an album worthy band every single time. But you know,
I use that term all the time. You got a bunch of friends
over, you're grilling. It's not in the background, and no one's complaining
about it. Case the Elephant. I felt like it's always been a great
band like that. But also, no one's saying this is the greatest soundtrack
to this barbecue of all time. They're not saying that either. Yes,
good background noise, but also good you just jammed too, okay, because
that's the vibe I'm getting. Yeah, Like, okay, I'm out there,
I'm having a mojito with Tessa cigarette dadreams. Wasn't gonna blow anybody away,
but like it was a great song. I'm like, I'm tapping my
toe drinking my mohito. Right, exactly what do you got? We're not
tapping your toes. If you were watching the Astros, they filed the Mariners
five to four yesterday. They lost two of three against Seattle over the weekend
and a day off today before they open up a three game series with the
Yankees tomorrow night in New York and the NBA playoffs. The Cavs came back
to beat the Magic one. I was six to ninety four in Game seven.
Yes, there's two games on the NBA schedule tonight. We got the
Knicks playing the Pacers at six thirty, the Nuggets taking on the tip.
I don't know I have an alarm going off. The Nuggets take on the
Timberwolves at nine, and you watch both games on T in T so I
just saw Alex panicking. He's doing the sports. I can feel my pocket
was like vibrated. Okay at eight o'clock ever being off for the week,
I would just get in, want to sleep in. I thought you had
like the schedules of the upcoming games in your back pocket. I'm like,
okay, playing tonight. I just keep them all on me at all anytime.
In the Stanley Cup playoffs, and the Stars get by the Golden Knights
two to one in Game seven of their first round series, and the Rangers
beat the Hurricanes forty three in game one for their second round series. Only
one game on the NHL schedule tonight. We got Panthers host and the Bruins
at seven. You can watch it on ESPN and and horse racing Mystic Dan
when the one hundred and fiftieth running of the Kentucky Derby on Saturday and a
photo finish was just the tenth time the Derby was determined by a photo finish
the first time since nineteen ninety six. On the sports blog page today,
the Miami Grand Prix was going on over the weekend in Miami, obviously,
but the prices for the concessions were ridiculous. So one hundred and eighty dollars
for nachos? What? Now? This is stuff for everybody or in a
certain area, but this area of the kid Rock area was talked about it
and like you had to pay two thousand dollars to get into this area anyways.
Okay, so if you're paying two thousand dollars and then you're getting to
pay would you like some main lobster roles because it's two hundred eighty dollars?
Would you like steamed Korean chataki buns? One hundred and twenty dollars? Now?
Would you like an F one platter that comes with sliders, Rabbi case
idias on Chippotle's two hundred and ninety bucks, a Krispy wingboard one hundred and
ninety dollars? You want any dollars? Do you want wings? How many
wings do you think you get for one hundred and nine dollars? I would
think I think a thousand wings? No, probably not. I would imagine
maybe twelve maybe twelve carne satadatcha, Yeah, one hundred and eighty dollars go
check it out. People were very upset about the price. The f one
racist on a Sportsbuk, pash Rock and alternative fair use to The rod Ryan
Marning Show six to ten AM, The Buzz ninety four or five, The
Buzz, Good Morning rod Ryan Show. A lot of my friends and a
lot of Brandon Know, a lot of listeners and stuff out at jazz Fest.
Food Fighters just played on Friday night. Last Friday, they opened in
Dallas. They did that song and apparently they did a big cun of tribute
to uh din Bag darryl oh really and his brother and uh you know they're
doing it in Dallas. It makes sense, but you know that song.
I feel like that song ever since Taylor passed away, my hero is taken
out New Life because they brought out his son to play it, you know,
and that song has just it's become one of my I always liked it,
but it's become one of my favorite songs. I'm just I did not
I did not see the Foo Fighters at jazz Fest. I couldn't do the
turnaround. I took my kid. Yeah, I took my kid both weekends
to jazz Fest but she had school, so you had to picking her up
on that. It had had Dave played on Saturday, everything would have been
great, everything would have been great. The set list is just awesome.
They're opening with All My Life. They do this cool thing for Josh Freeze
and they do like a medley of all the bands and people that he's he's
performed with, so they'll do there's a guitar solo, they do Sabotage,
then there's keyboards, then there's Blitzkreig Bop, and then they do Whip It
by Devo. Then they do March of the Pigs by nine inch Nails.
They do this whole little thing and it's like, yeah, Josh Freese has
played with all these people, you know, so it's kind of like a
little you know, kind of put some shine on him. They close with
ever Long dusta Bubis. Before that, I did see some great live music
though. Okay, you would you like my first Chris Stapleton show he opened
he opened with this, I'd be sick. So you know, I don't
think there was an intro. He just walked out and just hit the guitar
and started wailing. So you know, I know, I tried to push
this song on you guys. I know you guys like it here. I
tried to get it played here. It didn't work. This song live,
Chris Stapleton. I'm such a fan. I can't say that I don't like
country music anymore, like I cannot walk around and say that. Yeah,
I said that. I've said that my whole life. I've said that my
entire life. I'm not a country music guy. You know. I love
all music, but not country, and now I do. I can't imagine
this song live, this song when you When we played it, it was
heavy rotation on my gym playlist. Yes, and it gets you going.
So I saw another band in its entire and I gotta say. I went
to go see Greta van Fleet. They sold out the Toyota Center, okay,
And I came back the next day and I said, where the hell
are the hits? They don't need it. They've got a bunch of young
people in that audience, and they're just buying what they're selling, jammin yep
and they're super jammy and they're doing everything. They didn't play any of the
hits. I saw them Saturday night in front of the thirty five thousand people.
They played the hits really, I mean, I get the kid's voice
is hard to get over. Man, it's weird. It's just it's weird.
But then I was just I was buying what they were selling because I
heard songs that I recognized. Okay, they're a rock band that kids like.
I can't hate on that. I don't know what it is. I
don't know what it is about them. So there's not another rock band,
rock band. This is a rock guitar band. I don't care what Pat
Morero's gonna say. This is a bunch of guys plugged in, four of
them, and they're rocking out and they're connecting with younger people. It's cool.
But the best thing I saw saw the Rolling Stones twice in five days.
Okay, how did that go? Geez squat a Posts from the Houston
show from people that went. The reviews were maybe right awesome. Yeah,
everybody were very pleased. And people say, Rod stop saying this is the
last time you're going to see him. Okay, I won't say that.
Mick Jagger is absolutely He's never sung songs that he couldn't do as an old
man. Yeah, that Greta Van fleet kid. I don't know what he's
gonna do in twenty years. Yeah, he's not singing like that. Watch
the Bond Jovie documentary. Okay, he puts on lived On a prayer and
he does isolated vocals of his voice, and he's now a sixty one year
old man and he's listening to it laughing, going what was I thinking?
Yeah, that's not sustainable. I can't do that for in twenty years,
let alone forty years later. Mick Jagger has always just sag like Mick Jagger,
you know, like he doesn't have a high register, he doesn't hit
weirds, he's a try hard. He's just he's just cool. He's not
a great cooler than everyone. He's just cooler. But he's not a great
center. I guess you can get away with that when you're cooler than everyone.
And he could just good to know write down he sounds exactly the same.
So he moved around eighty years old. He looks great. You see
him at the Space Center here and you saw miss it. He went down
to the Space Center, so you got to it's not on the Rolling Stones
Instagram, it's on Mixed Instagram. So he went around town. He pictures
of him, some wal art and stuff like that. Mick Jagger was moving
around Houston, good for him before their first show City and then the second
show was at jazz Fest on Thursday night. So I came back, went
back in for that, came back, got the kid, went back.
Dang, come on, kid, But live music though, I mean just
seeing live music, and it's got me re energized about live music. And
then I started talking about all these bands that are come into the Woodlands,
and I start thinking about, you know, picking and choosing what I want
to see. One of the ones is gonna be Stone Tuble, Pilots Live
and sol Asytum. I love all three bands. We're gonna give you a
chance to win some tickets, and I know you guys are I don't know.
Sometimes I just need to be re energized about live music. If you
don't go to a concert in a while, you're just like, Okay,
maybe I just don't do that anymore. No, no, no, I
need to do that. I need to be in front of a live band,
plugged in jamming. I'm so fired up for what the season offers here
in Houston. We're gonna give you tickets to Stone, Tumble Pilots after the
break, don't go anywhere. Yeah, what a great triple lineup. We're
gonna hook you up Rock and Alternative where he used to The rod Ryan Morning
Show, six to the Buzz Thing ninety four or five the Buzz, Good
Morning, rod Ryan's Show, Welcome Back, twenty percent chance of rain,
Partney Cloudy today, Hi and eighty Devan got some stpaid tickets coming up for
you. Tessa's gonna tell us what's trending though, Well, we talked about
nurses, but you're right. They coincides. The nurse appreciation coincides with Teacher
Appreciation Week, a way to show thanks to those who have made a big
impact. First Lady Eleanor Roosevelt has come to known for a host of restaurants
and stores. Wait, roots back to roots, back decades to First Lady
Eleanor Roosevelt. There are tons of restaurants and stores offering special deals for educators
that I shouldn't have put all of that together. So that's one thing going
on. Also, I have ad American Idols in like its forty fifth season
or something like that. Okay, So London was with me last night and
we watched a little of it. What did you want? What did London?
Like? I really have to know. For some reason, they got
the rights to use Adele's music. It was Adel Week for the first time.
Yeah, so you know, without getting into licensing and how all of
that works. Apparently she's never you know, lit the green light on.
Hey you can use my songs on your show, right, and apparently they
got access to it. Yeah, and a couple I saw a girl and
a boy a girl and I'm talking like my kid now, but they sang
Adele and they crushed it. They crushed Adele songs. And the dude crushed
an Adele song. When I tell you that American Idol was actually really good
last night and I caught it just like you randomly the kid in the blue
suit, did you see him sing that Adel's song? He was great?
He was great. And then they close out with this girl named Abby Carter
and she sang hello and she played the piano the whole thing, ye know,
and I go bedtime was before that. I'm like, this is my
American Idol. I'm like, I'm like, where's my phone? How do
you do this? How do you so weird that you and I randomly watched
that. It were so random. I hadn't watched American Idol in ten years.
Same, I didn't even know who the judges were. Like, it's
Katie Perry, Luke Brian, right, Luke Brian, and then Lionel Richie.
So so yeah, Americans out there with those titties. Dude, She's
so beautiful. I'm looking at her. I'm like, Wow, she has
that jet black hair, she has some huge blue eyes. I'm like and
yeah, but wearing a statue like a work of art, met gala piece,
and there's a little fifteen year old sing in front of her. Get
those titties hang out all over the place. I'm like, good for that
kid. So yeah, so all of that, and then of course,
don't forget to go look at the Milk Monday because that is performing well for
us. But I mean, I'm going to retweet this performance of this girl
singing Hello on the piano because it is It is everything, Rod, that's
insane. You and I watched the same thing last night. I'm telling you
never watched that. I'm telling you me healing makes me like I can't leave
my house. So I'm like, I'm getting all kinds of content right now.
Okay, let's give away some tickets. I have a pair of tickets
to see Stone type of Pilots with Live and a Soul Asylum on August twenty
second at Woodlands. William Jeff goot is the guy that's singing Alex not Joe
Pudd. Jeff Goot is who's singing with Stone Table Pilots. You know what,
do yourself a favor. Go look him up on YouTube. There's some
videos and he's great. Speaking of bands that might be getting a new singer
soon. I'm telling you, I'm thinking more and more that this check rumor
is for real. Mike Shanoda is in the room with that girl singing,
and I'm thinking it's gonna happen. That's just me looking at the internet.
I got no inside information, all right, calling out for those STPA tickets.
This is Lincoln Park and what I've done. Ninety four to five The
Buzz, ninety four or five The Buzz, Good Morning rod Ryan's Show.
Yeah, that's a band that looks like they've got something going on. Mike
Shanoda has always said that he didn't think it was the end of Lincoln Park.
He just didn't know what was gonna happen. We didn't know if they
were just gonna unearth a bunch of old songs that they recorded before. You
know, like he was smart about it. He never painted himself in a
corner that he was going to have to go back and eat his words.
But he kind of always left that door open. And there's a video right
now of a gal singing and Mike Shanoda is in the room with them,
and I just thought, okay, this is a We kind of talked about
this at as it started with what the rumor from the Orgy guy, the
guy in the band Orgy, he made a comment during an interview just off
the top of his head. It wasn't thinking said, yeah, I heard
they're working you know, they got a female lead singer. Well, you
know, nobody was really biting on that for about a week. Then I
got then I started to get sent videos of this girl singing, and then
we thought maybe that was just kind of a hoax and she was working it
so that you know, she was riding the wave of you know, going
viral. But then that same girls in she's singing and Mike Shanoda is in
the room with her. Yeah, that is almost like his stamp of approval
without saying anything. That's it. But the camera was sweeping across and I
stopped and I'm like, guys, get over here, and I made you
go look at my computer. I'm like, that's Mike Shanogah singing backups.
So what he's not saying anything, He's not saying anything yet, but him
being there might say everything. Rod. So some would say, my guess
would be that Lincoln Park seems like they're going to continue and there's gonna be
a female lead vocalist. Now does that mean you go out and you just
play the catalog or do you go out and record an album and then tour
off that stone? Tumble Pilots has recorded with this guy. Yeah, but
what are you going to see stp for? You're going to You're going to
hear the hits, you know, and they'll play them too. I mean,
they're gonna play the hits. But they've recorded with this Jeff good guy.
He sounds great. Good morning, rod Ryan Shump, Good morning?
Hello? Who's this? This is a man? Hi? How are you?
I'm perfect? Thank you? Perfect? Wow? What's that like?
I feel like, Yeah, I feel like I've come close like it was.
There was one day in the late nineties, like I almost got there
so close ahead of the day, and then I just flugged a word.
I'm like, damnit. It was my perfect my perfect game, Amanda,
you call it number ten. Congratulations, Oh my god, thank you so
much. This is perfect. This is perfect. SDP Live Soul Asylum,
August twenty second, Woodlands Pavilion. You are in. Thank you so much.
This is a great week for me. Saturday. Saturday was my eleventh
youth Oh sorry, I'm excited. Eleven year anniversary with my husband. Yes,
today is my son's tenth birthday and Thursday is my fortieth first birthday,
so I'm excited. Hey, you, your son and my brother have the
same birthday. And Joseale Tuvey our little way nice babies are tourists babies.
Yes, yes, yes, you've been married eleven years and your kids ten.
You didn't waste any time. Got to it. Well, actually we've
been married fourteen and a half years, but we got married again through the
church. Ah. Okay, in God's eyes, rod baby Jesus said,
I can start hitting that. Oh, by God, all right place now
again? Perfect Okay, she said, it was perfection. Man, I'm
so happy you won. Hey tell me your boy's name. Let's give a
shout out to him for his birthday. Nicholas. His name is Nicholas.
Happy birthday, Nicholas. That's awesome, all right, goodness, Thank you
guys, and then you soon. Thank you, Amanda, thank you,
happy anniversary. Wowday so great chicken. Hey, listen, I'm still weirded
out that you and I watched American Idol last night? Are you separately so
I'm weird be texting you through it. I'm weird enough that we both were
watching that, and I said, I I had London last night, so
I enjoy watching. I will never turn that on by myself. I will
watch that or America's Got Talent. I watched a lot of food shows with
her. We like to say, who do you think is gonna win?
Like we you know, we'll play on the wrong fine. You know,
it's fun to be a judge, but I critique, but I enjoys.
I don't get to watch it because we don't watch stuff on the weekend.
So for me to get her on a night like that, I want to
put on something like American Idol, and I want to hear, what what
did you think of that? Did you like her? Did you like him?
What did you think? And that's really really fun for me. So
we watched American Idol. I hadn't watched in years. Are they not mean
anymore? They're not? And you know what, that was a big rite
because I went to the when I'm telling you, these performances were moving me
and I wanted to hear what the web chatter was about, like nobody screwed
up where you should have been mean to them, but I still was missing
that. Simon no that like you know what, I know, it was
great, but here's where it was, you know, or even Randy Jackson
a little pitchy something dog, No, there's no everyone's nice. Everyone's nice
and people. One of the most like comments I saw on the X was
like, hey, you guys are judges, give honest critiques. Give you
guys are the experts. They're the amateurs, Like tell them what went wrong
or what went right? But it's like so, so you're seeing that.
So people are absolutely that watched the show are like, hey, every now
and then throw in an actual critique because even the even the like mean stuff
is nice. Like I think Luke Combs, like not Luke Combs. What's
his name. I don't know, the country guy. He's like, you
know, he's like about you, Well, I'll luck about you is that
you stay inside your line and you know you're not trying all this trickery stuff
on the outside. Like, Okay, tell her she's basic. Say hey
that was a little basic. Yeah I was. You know, I was
missing. And again, I've been out of it for so many years.
I used to love American when it first came out, everybody, I mean
yeah, it was like must watch TV, twenty five million people watching the
auditions. Yeah, so we're so good. I gotta say, you know,
when Simon was being Simon, I agreed with him every time, and
the place would be booing him and he'd be like, I'm sorry, I'm
sorry. And I would sit there and watch and say, you know what
preach Okay, what you're saying is right? Yeah, you know, like
he wouldn't just gas everybody up, No, he would be honest, and
that's what people lean into that. I mean this, I mean it comes
across really fake, because not everyone is one hundred performance, but I have
I think Simon's on the talent shown now and he's a different person. He's
gotten soft, he's gotten way soft. I've caught a couple of times where
he'll still there'll be a little glit. I mean, at least he's somebody
tell him to stop though it's his show. That's probably like the criticis like,
I think you got to back off and being so mean. Some of
them people are upset about it. But some of the dead viral moments are
when Simon will will say that's a different no sing something else, and then
they'll come back and they're like blow them away. I mean, he challenges
them to be better, and it's like, how are you gonna find that
that number one? How do you find the idol of America without a little
pushback? But I'm putting you on the spot. Now, what's the last
superstar that came out of that that any of those shows? Kelly Pickler,
I don't know. Ruben stuttered, yeah, I mean Clay Aiken. I
know all those guys. They were just on whatever the Masked Singer Show is.
I saw Ruben and Clay. Those guys are somehow linked together because they
were one and two in their years. Since we're talking cable television after American
Idol. I slept during the day, so I was up late last night.
Jeopardy Master is going on right now. There's a tournament. There's a
tournament. I'm just saying. And I went to a movie. I went
to the IPIC and the movie was terrible. What was it? Civil War?
Civil War? I fought a war as hell? No, I mean,
I know wre is gonna be hilarious. Sorry, sorry you didn't laugh.
No, I wanted to be one moment. Geez, I didn't.
They didn't tell one joke. Remember they were saying it was and it was.
It was Kirsten Duntz who was the and bring it on. I loved
her Torrents the cheerleader and I'm like, oh, a serious role. She's
a great actresses, like do this. It was weird. It was dumb.
Why didn't you go see Fall Guy? Yeah, number one movie in
America, Fall Guy. She likes war. Come on, Fall Guy,
he likes fall Autumn, pumpkin spice. What is this a mouse? I
don't know who that is. You don't know what a stunt man is?
No, but you know what I do want to see that Kingdom of the
Apes. That'll get me back in theaters. Apes, Apes, dude,
the c G I apes these days? Wow, I mean we are living
in the dream? Was Apes? This was Planet of the Apes, the
sponsor of American Idol. Last night, every commercial break was literally yeah,
I think it was Apes. Manes. I'm ready to ape out. The
Rod Ryan Show on ninety five, ninety four or five the Buzz Good Morning
Rob Ryan showed that some forty one they're gonna be in town. It's a
Sunday night, September twenty nine, seven one and three Music Hall tickets are
still available for that show. They say it's the last tour. They say
that they're done. Has Derek said, I mean, I know you like
the band a little more than I do, but God, I love this
new album. Is it? Did he say? Is it for health reasons?
Because he's had all kinds, he's had a little bit of everything.
He's been in bed before, and it looked like he was eighty pounds.
I thought the guy wasn't gonna make it. I've also had guys that like
quit the band, who got fired from the band but then came back into
the band. Okay point, So I don't know if it's like hey,
one more run. Let's just do it, like I want to ask you
to a reunion show or anything. Let's just let's just get them boys back
together again. Okay, Mike Brown left them and then he came back,
and at one point Derrek Wibley couldn't pick up a guitar. Yeah, no,
he was like almost dead. He almost died. Yeah, but I
don't believe that I've seen anything where specifically said it's hell the reasons, but
I would imagine that's a big part of this. Yeah, I would think
so too. Okay, well, just giving your heads up. There's a
full concert calendar log onto the buzz dot com. I just told you that
I was like re energized about going to see live music. It's like,
I want to go see all the music right now. Just never gets old.
It never gets old. Man connected with a band on stage, you
know you one never gets old to me. Listening to Alex sing Rolling in
the Deep because it was Adell night last night, because I was trying to
figure out what song that girl in the green dressing and I go, was
it Rolling Deep? He goes? Only I seen that, Yeah he does.
That's the first time I've ever heard him admit that he's a singer.
It's a new age. It's a new age. Alternative Income coming your way
at nine ten. I know that's a little ways away. And then we're
gonna leave you with thirty seconds to Mars tickets. Don't go anywhere. Rock
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we go nine to eleven and a half. Okay, we'll get there though.
We'll give you a chance to win one thousand dollars coming up. Twenty
percent chance of rain partly Clouney high of eighty seven. That's with Houston's headlines
a severe flooding. Let's up in the Houston area. Several local school districts
are still making the decision to cancel some classes today. Gentle ISSD announced yesterday
that its schools are closed today to ensure the safety and well being of the
student's faculty and staff. Classes have been canceled in the school districts of Dayton,
Liberty, Goodrich, Hardened, Tarkington, and West Harden County, as
well. There was lightning, there was thunder. Florida has sent some people
to Conroe to assist with all of this flooding, all of this water,
and Texas Governor Greg Abbott has expanded a disaster declaration to include eighty eight counties
here in the state because as a result of all of that flooding, so
rain continuing to fall, and I don't know how much of that is done,
but we know that that ground has had its fill of water. In
space news, Boeing is hoping to launch its first ever crued Starliner mission for
NASA. The test flight for a commercial space capsule could happen before the end
of the day. They're hoping to launch the first crude starliner mission for NASA.
This test flight commercial space capsule is a week long mission to the International
Space Station with two astronauts on board from Cape Canaveral. We will monitor that
and see how that goes. Let's talk about sports, because if you feel
like you wasted your whole weekend watching the NBA playoffs of the Kentucky Derby,
like Alex, I want you just to turn that front upside down. A
new study in Japan found that watching sports boosts our mental health and generally makes
us happier human beings. Researchers scan people's brains while they watch various sports and
found it activated the reward circuits in their brain, which are linked to the
feelings of pleasure and happiness. This is from the study. For those seeking
to enhance their overall well being, regularly watching sports can serve as an effective
remedy could change your brain structure in a positive way. I am looking for
live sports more. Yeah, we got it, we got some. We
got some baseball. That's not the best out to talk about that. We
don't have the rockets in the fight. But I guess NBA Playoffs is kind
of fun. Madonna ended her career with a free show at Cococabana Beach in
Rio de Janeiro. Now get this, one point six million people showed up
to this. The footage is insane. Now, the Rolling Stones got one
point two million fans when they played their back in two thousand and six.
How do you provide enough sound for all those people? I mean, think
about it. I don't know, and the delay and I don't know how
it works. And this is me after I told you how high I am
in live music. You know, what it's like getting out of the rodeo.
Yeah, okay, you know what it's like leaving a concert where one
point six million people are there. Can you imagine that traffic jam? Now
are they still in that jam? They're still there. It's days later.
Yeah, you just like spend the night somewhere. You're spending a month at
that beach. Yah, trying to get out of there. Yeah, I'd
be like that for Madonna. Give up a month for Madonna. Okay,
I'm sorry, oh man, Okay, Well, just you know Rod Stewart
had a big gig, their biggest free concert in history with four million people.
I don't know, I don't know how it's possible. Well it happened.
And again, the footage from this is really incredible. Yeah, let's
talk about a little music. Pearl Jam kicked off their highly anticipated world tour
in Vancouver on Saturday, and they treated fans to a twenty five song set
that featured nine tracks from their recently released studio album Dark Matter. That's our
twelfth studio album. And if you ask ed Eddie Vedder, he plans to
keep going. He's like the older you get, the better you are at
living in the present. So our goal is to keep making music. I
was a Houston saidlines. See personally, Yeah, I was looking at their
set and I saw a video. You said they played in Vancouver. Mm
hm, they were doing I Think Better Man. They went into a tragically
Hip song. Wow, that like my favorite band that no one knows who
they are, like the biggest band from Canada. But they they as a
tribute. They did a little something and the audience went bananas. The audience
went absolutely bananas. But to see the first live version of Dark Matter,
it's it's great. They sound awesome, they look great. They're not standing
around looking at their shoes. They went through that shoegazer era. Yeah,
yeah, a pearl jam. They just stood there and looked at their shoes.
Oh man, and they're moving around. They look great. What you
got, well, you know it doesn't look great. Is the ass stretch
right now? They felt the Mariners yesterday five to fours. So they lost
two of three against Seattle over the weekend. They are twelve and twenty two
in the year right now. They're gonna have a day off before opening up
a three game series at the Yankees tomorrow night in New York. In the
NBA Playoffs, the Cavs came back to be the Magic one O six to
ninety four in Game seven yesterday. Is two NBA games on the schedule tonight.
The Knicks play the Pagers at six thirty and the Nuggets take on the
Timberwolves at nine. You can watch both of those games on T and T.
And the Stanley Cup Playoffs, the Stars got by the Golden Knights two
to one in Game seven in their first round series, and the Rangers beat
the Hurricanes four to three in Game one of their second round series. Only
one game on the NHL schedule tonight, we got Panthers hosting the Bruins at
seven. In that game you can watch on ESPN. And in horse Raising,
Mystic Dan won the one hundred and fiftieth running up the Kentucky Derby on
Saturday in a photo finish. Was just the tenth time the Derby was determined
by photo finish, first time since nineteen ninety six. That is what's going
on in sports of US. Rocky and Al tearing very soon The rod Ryan
Morning Show six to ten AM, ninety four to five, The Buzz Good
Morning, rod Ryan Show screen day, and we were in the ninth spot,
our fourth and final hour together. This is us back live. Thank
you for sticking with us and hanging with us. We were off last week,
but it is good to be back on Live with you guys, and
thank you. I appreciate it. A lot of love. While we were
out a lot of Baby Reindeer, thank you over so much, Baby Radio,
so much. Baby Reindeer said you had to watch. I just was
telling you how weird it was. That was it. I never said you
need therapy after you saw I had to like back away for a second.
I can't believe you watched No, no, no, you know I was
going to watch it. I can't believe you wanted it. I knew that
you would love it. The chaos of it. You're chaos. I'm sane.
Yes, twenty percent chance of rain partly cloudy. Better than being boring
today. About eighty seven? What else? Alternative income is coming up?
Okay? Have you seen a cyber truck in the wild yet? I saw
one yesterday on the freeway. Was it your first one? No? I
saw Okay, I saw one in Miami and then I saw one on my
balcony when I was sitting down having a glass of wine. This was so
I've seen three in the wild organically, like riding my bike in Miami yesterday
on the freeway and then the first time on my balcony. I haven't seen
one driving yet. I saw one parked at a Bucky's charging up. You
see them driving around, Okay, look big up close to the cars.
You're just like, you're like, oh, it's a cyber truck. It's
cool. When the Hummer first came out, I remember, I remember,
I go back as far as when the pt Cruiser came out, the Volkswagen
Beetles when they kind of relaunched those. Yeah, like it was cool to
see them when they when they were first out there. Remember those. Yeah.
Look, it's like cows like you see it. You go cows.
You see cyber truck. Cyber truck. Yeah, cyber truck. Artist.
It should be like a cyber slap you give somebody that you're in the car
with Cybersla cyber slab, no take back, when you see silver, you
get to slap the guy in the face next to you. Good idea.
Okay, kids, kids start doing that on road trips. This sent back.
So Tesla added a new safety feature to their cyber truck. Apparently they
wanted to help people from accidentally slamming their fingers in the hood. Now,
I'm gonna call it the hood because it's in the front of this cyber truck.
Okay, but it's their front truck, and of course they obnoxiously call
it the frunk. But I do like the front truck. The front trunk
is the fronk. So if you were to like go, if you were
to take your cyber truck out and yout you got just a couple of things
of groceries, you'd pop up in the front hood the frunk and you would
just throw a couple of bags of groceries in there, Okay, so it
would just kind of close down. And this guy showed it, so I
have this on three things. You must see it's coming down. And he
takes a banana and he puts it in there, and he goes and it
just like kind of it smushes the banana. Okay. Then he does a
carrot, pretty good sized, carrot, pretty good size, puts it in
there, and the fronk the top comes down and it cuts the carrot in
half. So what they have done is there's an update and what it will
do and there's some like real men can speak to this. They make some
saws. Now, they make some saws that like, if your finger hits
that saw, it'll automatically lock down and shut down. It can detect the
difference between flesh and a piece of wad. Yeah, good, okad.
It can kill. So the fronk. Now, there was a he he
updated his cyber truck, and he's gonna show you that when the when the
hood comes down, if there's something stopping it, it'll stop like boom.
So he does it with a banana and it senses the banana and it goes
back up. Hey, you know this is like little kids. You know
it's great. It's a great finger. It's a great update. Guy puts
his finger in there. He just says, let's the update. Looks like
it works on them. No, it's working fine on the fruits and vegetables.
No, okay. He puts his finger in there. No, and
the cyber truck numb. His finger goes in there. His finger goes in
there, and he freaks. The camera stays on the whole time. It
does not I'm not putting a video up of a dude. It gets his
finger chopped in half. It is stuck in there. Heles it out and
he is shaking. Bro dude thought he was losing his finger making a stupid
YouTube video. Why would you trust an update? Apparently with your fingers,
you need your digit. It went swimmingly with the banana. Oh okay,
there are twelve cents, you know, a single one that you can buy.
You think he did it a second time, like, hey, let's
just see if that was just a freakish there was. There was one test
of the actual finger and then boom. But he shows you his hand is
shaking, and then he goes on camera and he is honest. He's like,
guys, I thought I was losing my finger there, and I believe
them, and I believe as a man that almost lost a finger before sticking
it into a snowblower. I thought I lost some fingers before. So so
what did we learn? What did we learn? Men? Go to three
things you must see. Okay, that's what we learned here, and then
you're gonna watch it and learn what a what a fronk is. Don't be
putting your fingers in places, okay, but I also your hands. I
also to north from inside the cabin. I didn't know that a front trunk
was a fronk. It's not my take. I learned the last. Do
you think it would be, dude, I learned the last fronk. No
no, no, no no no no no no no no, pop the
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Welcome back Rod Ryan Show. We're gonna leave you today. I mean
not for a while yet, but we're gonna leave You're leaving again, new
thing back from vacation. We leave at nine twenty two, but I'm not
telling you guys, see you before we get out of here. Know the
show where it's always been, where we'll always be. At nine point fifty.
We're gonna give you some thirty seconds to Mars tickets with a five.
So we're gonna leave you with some great tickets today right now online Kid's Alex
Online ninety four five The Muzz. We can't go anywhere. This guy is
not giving us this amazing website to show us. So today I found this.
I was I was he. I was waiting for wire to boil so
I could make tea this morning, and I had my phone up and this
video came across. And it's a four and a half minute video that I
watched twice today now and it's animal speed comparison, and you just start out.
It shows a black mama snake, a person, and a komodo dragon
running. It shows how fast they can run. And then there's a raccoon
they can run faster than all of them, and then there's an elephant that
comes in can run faster than them. Time out, are you just throwing
off the top of your head? Is the raccoon faster? It's a like
visualization, So it's like a raccoon running and you see a person, The
person gets passed by the raccoon, and then another faster animal keeps coming into
this. So for four and a half minutes you watch that and then test
it. Just good for this you're like a gazelle. The gazelle's run nice
seven km an hour, and then a chee just comes and blows right past
it. So it's actual like it's an actual simulation. But that's exactly how
That's what drew me in this morning, because you just watch the human run
and then the human gets passed, and then you watch whatever pass the human
get passed by something else, then something else faster comes by and just roll
faster. Oh I didn't know they were that fast. It's pretty cool.
Go check it out Animal Speed comparisons one famous ride Ryan Show page at the
bus dot Com. Just hang in there because Chilli and I are bringing up
the rear. All right, we're right there. We'll get a watch to
the end. Shows Swings ninety four the Bus, Good Morning, rod Ryan
Show, Mystery of a Dead Man. It's MILF Monday. Last time I
looked at was our number one link. But everybody wanted to see what got
yanked out of Tessa's body. I'll leave it at that. Like things were
taken out of Tessa's body, I need to bring them in for you,
and she is showing those. I mean, if I'm not selling this,
I'm not selling it. She is showing you what was taken out of her
body on her six picks. That's it. That's all. That's all you
get. How could you not go there but that? The blood page is
doing very very well, So I knew we had toyed with everybody bringing in
six picks. And then Chili just the horrific look, the look. Chili
is your is your thing? Work I haven't heard from you all morning.
I'm afraid to hit another button in this room that doesn't work. So far,
so far, So Chili was hoping, let's just operate that my button
doesn't work right and then so I can be in here. I'll catch it
up on Blue Bloods. Yeah, I'll mean, I'm sorry what you say?
Tom Sylick was talking right now? Are you what did you do for
five days? What do you do? Cause I saw I saw Christina this
morning? Okay, can I sell right? What's that? Miss Christina came
over to watch London this morning? Okay, Chilie's white. Yeah, she
woke me up early too, and that woman's a saint to you. So
I'm like, hey, you know, did you guys? You know?
Did I? I asked her, I'm like, you know, did she
leave a good time? You know? Did you guys go anywhere? And
She's like, she goes. I think he went somewhere, but I'm not
sure. Yeah, she's just as weird as him. Go to a garage.
I love you well. Did you go work on your truck for a
day and a half. If you sleep in the back seat of your new
truck that you're working on I mean I wanted to, but I was stuck
at the DMV on Wednesday all day. Seriously, your wife said she thinks
you went somewhere. Yeah, the d NV. That's where I were.
Okay, So I were fun. I didn't know if it was an overnighter
or if he you know, did he go missing for a day? Oh
no, no, no, no, no, trust me. She would
be calling everybody in the world if I if I wasn't, if I did,
Taylor, hey, I'm playing on going to Louisiana real quick, she
would call everybody. So, yeah, that's what I think. I even
specifically asked her. I said, hey, maybe, did you guys go
to the casino or anything or like that. She's like, no, you
know, it was one of those things to where I wanted to relax.
Yeah, and then just because of all that stress relaxing, you, you
know, you needed to re relax. I had to deal with the stress
of knowing that I wasn't coming in to see y'all. You know, of
all the listeners that are going to be missing us, I'm not seeing the
Wizard on a weekly meeting, you know. Okay, so you were relaxing,
Yeah, that's what you did you relaxed? Yeah, and so Alex
was sleeping. Alex slept in he got eight hours of sleep one day.
He's like, buddy, up, I got a full forty five minutes.
I mean he knows. And I made that rocking horse. I mean,
I mean built a dresser. Then you know you are like, buddy the
other I'm like, go ahead, this guy's relaxed. No. No,
just that, you know, trying to transfer the title to the truth to
my name and then get license plate and registration. Adulting. Yeah, I
think that's what kids call adulting. All that was hell by the way,
dm V. Yeah, what the hell is with making making us do an
appointment to transfer a title and all that stuff to your name? When you
show up, you still make us wait? Yeah, yeah, they're so
happy. It's just is the Yeah, they're pricey too. I mean,
you know, you know, the state's gonna get all their money, so
they're not gonna let you get away with it. But then she put it
like a little sonic in there. You know what they told me? What
did they tell you? If you do not want to wait, you can
drive all the way to Beaumont. There's no waiting when those go there,
Okay, thank you, and then I was like, you know what,
I wanted to be a smart ass, but then I was like, I
still need to get this. Do not be a smart ass right in the
back of the line. Oh, she was so close to gain on the
bath side that now you sound like you're twin. Oh, now you sound
just like you're twin. I almost went on Alex mode. That's what I
said. I need you guys to relax like that. Alex. I think
you know what we were talking earlier about American Idol, and I said,
when you look at I know that it's a different culture now, and I'm
sure Simon has had to adapt. We're talking about Simon Cowell because we were
discussing American Idol a little bit weirdly on this show today and nobody had any
negative comments, you know, and that was what Simon was known for.
But if you go back, and I'm sure he would have adapted anyway.
But Simon's a dad now, and you go back to look at when he
had his kid and Booney started acting different. People probably saying that about me,
but you look at him. Can that change, Alex? Yeah,
I think you will. He'll just he'll just walk by a shopping cart.
He'll walk by a shopping cart and you'll just see it like rolling into somebody's
side panel. He's just like Alex's. Hey man, I got a kid
now, I don't even care. Yeah, do whatever you want. I'm
gonna rush. I gotta buy Pam person. I saw somebody put a shopping
cart leave it in a spot that I was about to park in. Over
the week, well rested, I might have a very different Alex might have
come out. I was gonna ask you your rage. Your rage level was
down too far to say anything, but the rage was peaking. You still
had rage. It was, yes, very much, still had rage for
that. Just I just have to not put it against the machine anymore internalized.
I'm sure did you watch anything? Did you Was there something that you
watched that you said, Hey, guys, blue Bloods. But besides blue
Bloods, did you do you watch Babe Reindeer? Did you come in all
this baby reindeer talk? None of that was appealing to you. You know.
That's one of the times that I'm glad I don't have Netflix. Okay,
fair enough, but uh I did watch Marathon on on tv TV.
I know how to change now this guy really you know, I'm a car
guy. Yeah. I was thinking of Alex the whole time. I was
like, man, that's where Alex went wrong. That's where you guys split,
that's it. Well those are Alex that water and that's where you went
wrong? Well or man, I'm just looking ahead now. I know it's
not it's days away. I just saw that Alex would be doing six Picks
next weekend. I can't wait. I carried it on six. It truly
won't allow it. I would. It's a wizard sitting there with his picks
ready to go. We only have him ready on your day. Yeah,
I was thinking about that. That'll just be a funny bit if we just
always double down. Really weird. I'm not even doing them on your day.
Hey, did you get Eli? Now? Did anything happen with Eli's
pictures today? Or are you saving those? No? The blocks up?
Okay, So yeah, it's wavefriend on with Eli right now. So you
know there's this there's this thing called the Tape Project where you got these beautiful
women and they just have all of this electrical tape strategically on their bos and
there's a guy that kind of came up with that, and Eli does some
of that because he's a photographer. Okay, so he's got the barboyre stills.
But he met like the guy if you're you know, like that's his
I don't know, Yoda, that's like the tape Yoda or something like that.
I don't know what else. How I was to refer to him as
but he's like, no, no, no, this is the the Black
Tape project. The main dude was in town for a pool party event.
So he's the og of putting tape, putting tape on girls tatas and there
are all their bits of black tape, which it's just friending off with Eli
right now. Why he didn't invite us today? Well, yeah, I
could have made my debut as a model there. And his wife lets him
do that tape and doing all that stuff. Apparently the o G guy passed
along to Eli, I approve of what you're doing here locally, and you
can do it even though this is my thing. You can do it here,
got it, you know. So it's just insane what this guy does
with so we get good. It's an artists, so we have that.
So that Bob page is up today. Yeah, it's I should have talked
about it earlier, man, because that would have really killed. It's gonna
kill regardless, it's gonna kill. So I guess. I mean, if
I can just get that son of a bitch to stop kicking ice cubes under
the freezer when he drops an ice cube, he would be friend on most
of the time. So yeah, I would have liked an invite to this
myself. I'm not gonna lie. So go check that out. Lots of
stuff for you on links and guess there, Ryan Show The Buzz ninety four
five The Buzz Danzig and Mother. Hey, Mother's Day on Sunday. Reminder,
if Mom's out of town. That's what I'm dealing with, getting things
in the mail in time. Okay, yeah, usps, I'm always on
their side. I know it's a little crazy right now. But if you
normally wait to drop your Mother's Day card in the mail, like on Thursday,
and you just think it's gonna get there on Saturday, how it works
in my world If that card shows up the day after, I might as
well not have sent anything. It doesn't. You get no credit for it
at all. If the flowers aren't there on time. It's like, why
don't you love me? It shows up in day late. Yeah, it
meant that you didn't put in the time. So I'm working on that today.
That's one of my things on our little hit list today that we're going
to be working on and getting that in the mail because mail kind of sucks
right now. USPS. I'm always rooting for you, okay, but there's
just something going on right now that's not getting there. It's just taking a
long time. And I've been burned too. So Mother's Day Sunday, get
that stuff in the mail, all right, good reminder. Yeah, we'll
kind of sprinkle that in all week. Okay, lot's going on Nurses Day
today. I think it's nurse Week, and then it teach your Week.
Yeah yeah, yeah, I always I always act like it's the first time
I'm hearing it, but I know that they run simultaneously. I know Teacher's
Day I think is Friday. They only got a couple weeks left, a
couple of weeks left, and then say they're done, all right, what
are you giving away? What do we hold back for on the show?
So we left a pair of tickets to see I Prevail in Hailstore, Okay,
and there's gonna be special guests, Hollywood, Undead, four King,
this is all gonna be live it Woolands Pavilion, August tenth. August is
the insane month for concerts. I mean, the summer's packed. It just
seems August is it take my wallet type of deal. It's just you feel
like you need to be out a couple of times a week to keep up.
We'll have a pair of tickets for you on the flip of this brake.
Stay with us Houston's Rock, Houston's Alternative All Day and The rod Ryan
Morning Show ninety five, The Buzz ninety four or five The Buzz, Good
Morning, rod Ryan's Show. All right, nothing left to do except know
the show. How well were you paying attention today? Oh? Not at
all? Well, then you might not win. But this is where Tessa's
going to ask a question about something covered on the show. I don't know
what we did. Well, I like this one story, so I'm going
to go in this direction. According to science, what is good for your
mental health? Get this in your routine. All I like that. I'm
sure my mom would disagree. This is science seven one three, two one
two four five. If you know the show Hey, Alexa, play ninety
four point five The Buzz on iHeartRadio, getting ninety four point five bus station
from iHeart Radio The Ron Ryan Show on ninety four five The Buzz four five
The Buzz. Those guys are being town with cre Good luck getting a ticket.
You're gonna have to buy it on the secondary market. Maybe there would
be some releases closer to the show. But yeah, just wait, just
wait, hold off on that, you know, but it sold out.
The Creed three doors down, Finger eleven show another one that I want to
be out. I want to see Finger eleven pmpcert calendar again. Log onto
the buzz dot com. We had a guy that called about the Creed cruise
right before we left. Yeah, there was two. I don't know if
there was two Creek cruises, but there was one. Yeah, I heard
great things about it. I saw a video on TikTok that was my favorite
video for the entire week we were gone. And somebody's like, just imagine
sitting there while someone else is living your dream, and it was these dudes
got there. They were playing like a deck I guess, and they got
in the hot tub early enough to where they got to watch the whole Creed
set from the hot tub and these dudes were just jamming out high five and
singing everywhere, and I was like, that is like ag I want that
so bad now. That had to be the best night of those guys live.
Yeah, yeah, I'll it was an incredible video. Those are like
the prime seats you get there in a hot tub on a on a Creed
cruise, I call the hot tub for the Creed show. You're a king,
you might as well be a captain of the ship. Oh my gosh,
I'd be so proney getting out of there. Oh yeah. They showed
him the whole time and then they were showing like each song and they're lifting
each other up on their shoulders and there was pretty great. What was that
hall pass where he fell fell asleep in the side had to be revived?
Hall pass? All right, it's time for Know the Show. Let's go,
time for Know this Show on ninety four five The buzz La la la
la la la la la la la la. Good morning, rod Ryan Show.
Who's this? This is Alex? Hi Alex? How are you doing
good? We all do it? Great? Dude, great, thanks for
checking out the show today, dude, appreciate you. Oh yeah, most
mornings that morning. Thank you. All right, this is Alex Tessa.
What's your question? Hey Alex, what does science say turns out is good
for your mental health? That be watching sports? Calling out my bell again?
Sorry, I gotta I gotta jump through. Yeah, I'm gonna get.
Don't worry, You're gonna get that son of a bitch. Uh yeah,
sports. I sent this article over to Alex this morning. I don't
know where it went, but you were talking about it during Houston's headlines and
yeah, I mean get also had the opposite of back downs. Yeah.
Well, if you bet on the wrong team, maybe, but if you're
just watching. The study found that watching sports boost our mental health and generally
makes us happier human beings. I mean, you're early, young, little
guy. You're watching that football go wide right. This doesn't apply to in
one spot. You got to stay moving that day was not good for my
mental health or no. Over the next three years on the team and then
the twenty after that have been miserable or miserable. That's help you win?
What are you giving them? Oh dude, you get the tickets to go
see is it hailstorm? And I prevail? That's right? I threw in
my sheet. I don't know how to do things anymore. You know.
I think it's I got thirty seconds of Mars tickets here now, isn't that
what we said we're giving away? No, I don't think so. Okay,
let me double chat in the track. All right, well listen,
just give him some tickets. He listens to the show. Give him your
tickets. You're not not going to that show because you just gave him your
tickets, all right, Alex, which on coffee. Congratulations, Bro,
you'll figure it out. You'll be at a show. It is. It's
I Prevail Hailstorm with special guests, Hollywood Undead Fit for a King Live,
August tenth, Woodlands Pavilion. All right, yeah, that's we got all
right. Hey dude, thank you, thank you for listening. Thank you,
all right, have a great day. That's Alex. Everybody Abby beat
JJ. We have a female that is coming back to the fresh out of
bed head to head because she won this morning. Yes, she only felt
like go. So JJ's a one pump chump. She's trying to avoid the
one slam clam Milphus number one Texas Hammer Game. Thank you, TESTA six
picks way high up there. Now, people are going to check out Eli's
tape project pictures. Those are good. Alternative Income is going to continue.
We launched it at nine ten. Jeremy's going to do it in about nine
minutes from now. Ten ten. Okay, let's see somehow We did talk
about baby Reindeer again. That's it. We got to be done talking about
that. That's bad. That tomorrow's test Tuesday toera. We can play a
game on the show if we wanted to do something, because you know we
did. We were locked into some stuff for a while there. But we
can. We can do some kind of a game tomorrow. Jeremy's got the
NonStop noonor pick your tickets with him at the one o'clock hour. He's got
more that. Like I said, that Alternative Income and that's going to go
through Terresa all the way through five to ten. She's going to give you
a chance in that code to go to take it to the website and try
to win a thousand dollars. All right, follow us on all the socials.
At Rob Ryan's show. We did put up a new pick just to
let you know that we're still alive and we're still using that stuff. And
Tessa and her New Warlocks are going to be on Houston Life today at one
o'clock. That's it. That's it. We're on a twenty hour break.
We are coming back and doing this all again tomorrow. So have a great
Monday. Everybody am app Well, wasn't that fun? If you missed any
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