Fully charged. No, Well, hello everyone, how's everybody doing? What
we are? We? We live? We live? Baby? What's going
on? Everybody? Look? I just look at West Bay. Hold on,
what's going out here? What's going on here? Hey? Hey,
I promise tone is addicted to moving shit around? You think it's changing ship
consistency is not. It doesn't work. It just don't work. Well,
look at the tone. Get the tone death sit up there? Anybody is
Tommy is uh for you? Became officially? This is how our display used
to look like. It used to always have a double screen, fancies layout
to it. Okay, it's just that that the old computer burnt out,
and the one we were using before it wasn't strong enough. I'm gonna do.
I'm doing this for my friend. Here he complaining about her light again,
her lighting, her life knows me. Light perfect, They technically do.
Timmy just taught me he not gonna be here again this Friday. So
I'm gonna pride about myself. I'm going to the wire. I'm going to
wire. Look, I withheld the temptation to sing. I would cry for
you right there. I looked at you. You see what the culprit is?
He tried to drag me in. I thought it. I'm t I'm
gonna thank you guys for tuning in to this week's episode of Hocially Awkward.
If this is the first time joining us, I would like to properly introduce
myself. I am your host and meet me someone hunter or come a walker
if you're nasty. I enjoying by my co host. Of course, we
got the narcissist. I got one in the building also fact producing all of
the ship. You know, he dreams everything together and make sure that I
sound good. Um, we all episode was blocking the one you know,
the audio is ticket. I didn't know he was still editing. I thought
because we was live that he just kind of like leave it. But no,
he actually been doing some real work. So go ahead and clap it
up for tone because I thought he wasn't doing something I didn't know. I
don't know, I don't know what was doing. Can't we think because he
was being lazy? But I just thought because I just thought that since we
got consistent, like we're comfortable how to do it, that I didn't have
to do nothing. Still, yeah, yeah, I feel you. Your
show is one of the only few shows I really don't have to do anything
because we've already created the flow until these niggas get the sinking and you gotta
edit them out. Yeah, they don't even seeing that much on my own
show. That'd be the funny part. They actually have real conversation. Yeah,
I'm not going to fall victim to what y'all are trying to pull me
into. Right now, you are now hearing from mister Essential told Moss in
the building, and I'm singing version. You're still feed niggas in the morning
and ship with the breakfast and breakfast sandwiches. Actually I took a little break.
It's kind of the kitchen didn't pass. Hey, but we don't look
out for my new up and coming games. You got Marie Marie from us
that time you can't watch us and to be et awards um as much as
baby Boy. She gonna play like eight times in the next two days.
This one, that's the heard that throw the me off. It was called
liquid death, but it's water. This is convicted me. At first,
I didn't like it, but my stomach was bother I mean, I was
like, how do you feel about going to the bar? The bar and
they uh, they touched the straw and give it to you. Yeah,
I don't like that. Yeahs doing straw to me with napkins. I'm good.
Just like Straws said, she can't hear me? What's going on?
I'm like me. If she can't hear you. Of course I'm right,
BT, You're good. Can't hear me? Now? Can't you hear me?
Okay, now I can here. Your game was turned down. So
while we got I don't be like that flack again, of course we got
the beautiful criada. Go ahead and introduce yourself. Well, hell of everyone.
Okay, you know what, do you want to do a plug?
Because we didn't do We didn't get to do mine last week. No,
y'all, y'all skept right on. I did a nice little interest. It
is you still feed niggas in the morning with the breakfast. Well, you
didn't want to plug that. He wanted to plug the fifty years of hip
hop celebration. Well go what you fifty years of hip hop? Well thank
you? My mic sounds nice. Ladies first, ladies, first, you
know he was gonna do it. That's not that, but that's all you
can remember. Look, hey man, queen, Queen did not play back
in his eye. Well, everyone, I am sortavalman aka I am chronically
resilient. Also, that's what she said, un Jamin ninety eight point three.
And then also London in the building, Hey, big London. And
then last thing I just want to introduce is that I also have a program
I'm getting ready to release that It is called the Alleviation Agenda. It is
a I don't know what I'm worth camera no more. It is eight week
intro to holistic pain management. So if that's something that you are interested in,
feel free to go ahead and reach out to me via d M,
and I will I'm looking right at and I will get back with you.
Love y'all. I can't take these two nowhere, right, So I have
been out all day. I know, y'all like dolls. She just really
eating Checkers on here. First of all, before I get into this,
I'm gonna say that a lot of people give Checkers a lot of shit,
right, But like Thomas told us, Checkers is clutches fuck. But on
top of that, a lot of people always giving Checkers ship talking about a
man, they dirty and they whatever. These the only motherfucker's I see we're
hearing thats on Checkers employees are the only fast food employees I see what fucking
hearing nets on beards. You got ten dollars, you gonna be full eating
that Checkers and the meal that I got with five with nuggets, fries,
a sandwich and got a bunch of ras to check extra ranch because I know
mine don't eat it, so for his chicken tenders, I still ask for
Ranch. And they are one of the few faster restaurants in Milwaukee that served
grape soda. Now. The only only complaint I have is they still use
paper straws. Oh they didn't give us any, so we don't know.
Hey, that one right there. If you walk out Checkers with a greasy
ass bag like you should you and you in there for a good ass man,
swear the gott to be open late. They got everything there and they're
cheap. I just they do stay open the late Checkers. But as a
dasher, I hate him at night because like the line right, because that's
what everybody knows, because they openly and they got you know, all the
food for dirt. But yeah, they'd be having funnel cakes like they dessert
to be good. To get anything you want from Checkers, you can make
ship at checkers, but I used to. Right now, you can make
up some shit and the best deals. Yes, I'm really they don't because
they dropped the that's that the new album, because they made the order fries
and apple Pies snack mix that's actually named a one podcast that fam just eat
unique foods, all all the cuisiness because they just like unique flavor and a
special theme. The pair of shoes with a matching pair of shoes, like
my nigga would drink and I'm gonna try to the spice paper stroke. Okay,
paper strokes in mind feel like like if you were trying to drink out
of like a paper towel or like a remember that challenge. Yeah, and
that chick almost killed herself on doing that video she was trying to she had
um it was I can't remember. So the toilet paper one. Yeah,
so they put the toilet paper roll in the drink. So it's basically if
the gas paper struck. But you know how wide is lost and they suck
it up. And when I tell you that motherfucker almost unlived herself on camera,
I was like, oh she bolts. Fuck post they be rated.
I feel my nose burning. She want to be on that pod when you
food? Why are you gonna get in Texas? Can't you? You're in
Austin, right, yeah, Austin, Yeah, she said, Checkers is
like our water Burger. He open late Cheek food here next, et cetera.
So a few years back I took my daughters on a tour when I
went down to Texas and I took them on the late night get drunk food
restaurant tour. You went every spot, that's how you with your children.
I went to we went to sign it. We went to Checkers, we
went to Jack in the Box, We went to waffle House. I did
all the spots waffle House, I did all the automatic. They don't even
understand how much I interposed them too, because it was mad because it was
a long road trip, right, especially because I always a fight. So
me, you know, if me and one's only experience with waffle House consisted
of mag the Clydesdale, sticky floors, sticky tables, fire ass food,
fire ass food, and then it also took the cook our back smoking a
sticker in his dang the side of the mouth. Hey, I think walked
in the door when we pulled up right now. Man, don't see them
on break and the cigarettes dangling while they saying it too. Like I got
a burger. I didn't eat that when we was when we was here,
Um, I got a pattymail from there, and you know what I need
wrapping in the damn wax paper. It's see through. It was transparent plastic.
Last road trip that I took, um was when I draw to Saint
Louis. That was in two thousand and four. I know, because I
was pregnant and read I had just found out I was pregnant too, like
I was fresh pregnant. So I was sick in the hotel room because she
was kicking my ass. But our our hotel was by a steak in shake
and the Denny's that Saint Louis Denny's menu nigga completely different, Yeah, areas,
different areas. Some ship that was some country ship was one thing that
was not on the Milwaukee Diddies. Well, I don't go to fucking Dennis
here, so I don't know. Um back then, sausage egg and cheese
waffle sandwich, I don't know if that one was on there. That's the
one I've seen. Sausage egg and cheese waffle sandwich. Yeah, we didn't.
We didn't our Jenny's up here. Didn't always have grits though that one
down that that one down there, they had grits in two thousand and four.
That was what I was most amazed by that they had grits and careful
for us. Dennis is one of them late nights because they up because and
I not breakfast food, so I go and I always get that. Um,
I always get their burger right because it has the burger cheese, bacon,
hash browns, fried egg and like it's a breakfast burger and that motherfuckers
you know who don't get enough respect. But it's always clutch. George Webbs,
Cracker Borough, George. It's hit or miss, because not every George
Webb is good. So you gotta check the cook first. If they ain't
black or look like they used to do math and they're recovering, can't really
trust it somebody, and they really looked like they know how to cook.
Yeah, you know what I'm saying. You likelihood for me, no choices
and not bad back well me and beat has not they have like our little
albums and shit like we decided like to get a hotel room. We usually
like there is a ninety nine point nine percent chance that we're gonna end up
going to George Webb because they open late and they usually be no close by
our hotel or whatever. Yes, they don't talk enough about Jordans. I
agree the moment, and I don't. I don't y'all know. I don't
like being catch don't be hitting up A bear always gives me, like,
you know, sitting in the back nigger vibes. I've never been there f
y, so I don't know how good because my mom loves there. She
loved their biscuits. She said they have really good businuits, and I love
biscuits. So it's fucked up, but I do. I just always feel
like, if you know what, I wonder if I can find this video
real quickly, Cav on stage. Did y'all see it? Cav on stage,
the Cracker Bear video, and IM and I said, this is exactly
how I've always looked at. I'm gonna see if I have been messing with
people. Something triggered. But you said, Beta's not bab I just found
out that my daughter has a Beta's not baby universal, It's just not a
name. Yeah, everybody has. And now, well Beta not a bay.
He works for the Bucks, and I get you know, since which
got fired, so did he? So he just found out. She's signed
out today, she's looking out sad. I was like, but I didn't
think y'all went together. Why you said kind of thing? But you know
they not. So would you cry? Would you cry over? You a
cry over? Basis he's supposed to? She has you a cry over babe.
Don't let her lie to you. She has Yeah, yeah, that
was her heart. Okay, that is the person she's been married to ten
years ago. All right, So what do I have to do to actually
help my daughter get over this? This? You can't. You can't.
You got back. She just has to. She got to ride it out
for him. They broke up. No, he lost his job because,
uh, because coach, because coach Bud, because coach Bug got fired.
He's part of this, Like you got yeah, new coach, new coaches,
Like yeah, I got my own niggas damn the baby with the bathwater.
Yeah, he held on for he held on for as long as he
could. But of that, yeah, well brother, damn, let me
do my whole trial, all right, application I got it lets you vote
like I got, I got, I got talent, I can do it.
I felt bad. That's fucked up. That's like firing the vice president
because the president sucking up. Somebody tell me. But it's still in town,
like he's still in the city, like the restaurant chilling about itself.
Even I'm sending the video to the group, is um cav on stage video
and that ship is so funny because it is so accurate. And I said,
dud dude, that's really how I always felt that whole frame and shit
is. I'm very impressed him. I need to do this all the time.
This is this is the number one reason why you want to go.
I'm very, very very You should have seen uh you should have seen uh
ninety four feet I framed each individual person in their own cameras. I was
watching. We definitely got eighteen cameras here, right, I was looking want
to look into that remote. So we got all these angles in here.
And bro won't let me get paid in here? Ye who the fuck wants
to come back the pod in here after you've done that? I mean,
she covers up the area first of all, you know, makes things together.
We'll have this First of all, first micro ba y'all had the microphone
smelling like booting and ship who is y'all? I wasn't here and fucking ain't
no fucking no no asty essence in the air. But I'm no butt here,
very very h witness to the fact that it does not smell like right
does he make sure he sprays everything down? So yeah, happening. I
haven't just mister wipe me down over here. But that was back when we
were literally they didn't catch that, but I didn't. I had to laugh
at that, heyla. That's why I said I couldn't film that singing in
the tesla. I said, it's too many components here. I'm not even
gonna try. Oh I saw something I did one auto auto drive. Yeah,
it was on there letting the card drive. I don't think I've seen
that before though the Tesla was driver. I'm not saying that it can't be
done. I'm saying I wouldn't try it because if I hit some ship in
its short out while it's an autopilot and just take me up a cliff,
nobody blamed for myself, I end up like the niggas and that submersible we'll
get on that later. You're gonna definitely be like like pographs moment, like
one that's that's out to check us for this lemonade. If you know me,
I love lemonade, Like lemonade is my favorite. I don't care if
it's regular lemonade, flavored lemonade, frozen lemonade. I'm gonna drink that spart
lemonade or whatever that they have at McDonald's. The slushy m hm. Now
you know I don't eat that drink that ship. But I was thirsty and
I had no water in the car. Yeah you went to McDonald's. I
did in a situation where you know, you could have said, hey,
can I get some water? Well, the thing is, I definitely bought
a slushy. What you color? Did you buy? Blue? One?
Have a cool refreshing treat right? It was a small damn he earned it.
I mean, my kid got the ones that the the gram was it
the Grimma shaker or something? Yeah, that's what she got. What the
value? Tell me it's great ice cream? Because I ain't. I'm saying
that I don't know that that might be Agreement's got his own ship popping right
now. Grandmar skys on kneel and everything. It's his birthday? Will you
not older? We just know it's his birthday? Break why we why we're
waiting on that. I'm gonna go ahead and plug commerce, candy classes,
real quick commers, candy, closs off Stale is still okay. It is
still going on, and a lot of you have been asking, like me,
you got roses? You got roses? You got roses? You getting
some more? No, if everything of sale, I'm not going to get
new ship just to sell it on sale. So if it's gone, it's
gone until I revamp um the website. But if you are looking for a
rose, go on my website and get a womanizer liberty. Okay, womanizer
liberty that is that is the rich bitch rose. That's not that's the complete
opposite. Womanizer is literally, that is the beyond. If toy burns that,
that's that fancy. You're not going to find it as cheap as you
will find it almost finding womanized the fifty percent off this fucking unheard of.
You won't find it hunting around drama that morning. So you better get him,
are you fitting? Now? Got to be? Come on, so
we're gonna get into this cave on stage video. I'm gonna fuck h thank
you m so that he just yelled out NASCAR, So it wasn't just me.
Ton't be telling me that the audio is different to us because we're in
the studio. So he trying to shit down for us. But even Kayla
said that you said it sound muffled in the Uh they couldn't hear it.
Something it's been. It's something with stream yard lately, it's going through the
main one. Yeah. Yeah, sometimes did they do that? I don't
know why I can do it lately. Yeah, I'll take a look at
it later. Um take the link that I posted, Um and the chapman.
I sent it to you and put it in a hostal the Akro group
chat so they can click on it. Hello, can you go? Death
row Hey? Speaking of hip hop hip hop, July mentioned hip hop.
He said, when we were singing July eighth at seven pm, fifty years
of hip hop, fifty years can beats come as you are, Enjoy the
music, Enjoy the music of the food, Enjoy the celebration of fifty years.
I thought we were supposed to dress like our dress like you are.
May a part of the era of hip hop that you most like to.
It's not a costume party. You're just dressing in hip hop attire. It's
not a nineties party dressing hip hop attire that you admire. I really do
be hating when only nine on fire. There we go. It's not what
I would like to. Just so y'all know, I'm d dressing straight eighties.
I'm eighties to the court change y'all outfit about pointing to you said she's
gonna be Cam Jim Jim Jones, You're gonna be Killer Camp. Yeah,
Jim Jim Jones and and the Dips that they really fucking themselves right now.
I'm sorry. I got enough condoms from playing parents who I can actually put
them on my clothes too. Yeah, you can definitely be table. I
mean they're sending I get park Control playing being condoms. They mail it to
me mail planning being Wow, I got Plan B for sale. Y'all need
to be playing bes and Perk thirties. I'm start listening to uh Comer Sandy
Club playing Beans and Perk thirties. You know what you should that's a perky
plan. You should do monthly subscription boxers for the plan being every one of
them subscribing to get a sex toy every month? Sounds she's promoting everybody go
raw Plan B. That's a wild subscription to have a life raw law.
That's a pretty wild fucking what you think a woman would complain it? Every
month she gets the vibrator, some sexual candy, and a Plan B.
So women in the comments, are y'all disappointed that because you're not in a
committed relationship with one person, that you have to use condoms to have sex?
Now, Tom, you just got way. What's the question If they're
because they're not in a committed relationship with one person, have some several partners
that you have sex with? Like disappointed that you have to wear? Are
you asking them? Are they disappointed? You are making a grave mistake of
first assuming, right, you assuming that chicks out here wearing cond let niggas
put condoms right, Like, Hey, I'm you already. Don't assume that
I'm I'm I'm thinking that I'm of our group members are very right? No,
no, no, not women. Women are very nice. Get it
in and that's cool. I'll support the hubs or the whole wish bad one.
The one reason I want to be in the very connects. We just
trade. We just tried results. I just want to just we try results
like a Pokemon card. You'll with no charge arst and no piga juice.
No, we just got you know, art gang a spirtles. We need
all spirtles, all squirtles, no fire, no lightning, no water.
That's the safest guess that that that question was way too personally, No,
it definitely was. It did because the whole commic got quiet lost. Do
you use condoms? Do you not use condoms? Hey? I personally like
that. Don't know a lot of people will have stain from said just because
they don't like to use condoms and they would rather wait until they care.
Oh a matter of fact, because some of you are new here, you
just might not remember. Keshia said it sucks, So I stopped humping.
So back before my ob Gyn retired on me, longest relationship I've ever had,
by the way, um nick y'all for being honest. Um long before
you know, like before he retired on he actually asked me that, like
he tried to like shame me, and I'm like, first of all,
my pussy's paying your bills. Okay, just wap this motherfucker and send me
home and let me know I'm good. So no, because I mean,
are you right like the fucking brawl and coming in here all the time.
Then you know, what does it matter. I'm probably one of the reasons
why you got to retire, so goddam rude getting chaired on. You know,
I'm not saying that y'all are not promoting safe sex and not practicing safe
though, But would you rather just not have to be would you rather not
have to have to con Yes? Some some just fuck yes, first of
all, comfortable enough to know that, like, hey, we just we're
just not gonna have a condom all, like the very first time the condom
verse, and then you in there you never put another one back on anywhere.
I've never had a conversation about us stopping using condoms. It was always
a point where maybe we ran through them all and then niggas might have took
a napper time and then nigga like roll over and put like that's usually how
to start. Yeah, it's somebody spent the night somewhere, y'all wake up
and get it in in the morning, and then by the time you realize
it, it's like what Usher said. I was lost in the sauce one
thing. It's not a secret. We always realized that Ship and Susta and
realize, nigga, we always realized, let's say, what the only niggas
who don't realize it's not all these niggas who get the wrong side. But
no, he U saggy. But he asked me like he asked me like
what. I just rather stop having sex or use condoms until I found somebody
that I could really trust us. I don't never find somebody that one hundred
percent of us? How about you? You know, go ahead and get
this butterfly game. You get a little doctor strange, because that's how I
look when it does look like yes, okay, so I'm checking out for
the night, y'all. I love Ross. I like how it feels when
he finishes like that. Th different yea. And furthermore, I am honest
as fuck. Y'all know that I don't lie to y'all. I don't like
condom sets because I feel like, as wet as I am, it doesn't
last with condom setting. And that ship gets the fucking sounding like a nigga's
playing hustle on a middle school gym floor, and it smells like smell like
a tire shop. Nobody wants Nobody wants to keep fucking smells like a balloon
factory and ship like straight balloon factory is not straight balloon When you first open
that bag of blood, like I'm going home, that's no, that's the
point we're trying to make it. They don't know no better. But I
don't know what it is because it's not like I changed during sex. Like
it's just I'm feeling this everything is. It's just my body reacting to it.
It's like, all right, bitch, we've had enough of this.
Hey, as soon as you go in with a condom and you change positions,
that's just it's over. It's a rap. It's no change. I
think niggas. Okay, people show up and they put that condom on the
first time so that they don't look like they tried to look like they trifling,
and then when you only have one, No, it's just like open
a canned juice, right, it's oh now the whole now we got that
the way up. Oh No, I'm like my job and I hired one
today and I just like, you know exactly what it sounded like that's that's
why I'm not drinking clips. I love you mess it up for you still
gonna drink a Clipse, especially a little minute. They don't blue lemonade fire.
That is the reason that the one I had to that is the reason
why I'm not a help. That's the end of my step. My ched
talk. That don't mean nothing because that still you can use kinds of still
be out. Yeah, but you'd be Jim Jim Jim Flores. Yeah,
but it ain't no fun. It just ain't no fun. What we call
it holes who were condoms hard one globe dratters commercial when it was the forest
Weekend. It was sound like that's exactly the sounds like you like, you're
a married man, bro this this conversation. You're honest, faithful Mary,
But that's not thing like I said, like results. And it's like even
in my situation, a lot of people, a lot of people will look
at this situation like, oh um, if you have sex with more the
moone person in this disease is this and diseases that everybody knows that I got
an incurable disease from what a faithful relationship on my part because this Nigga was
doing whatever, and I wasn't thinking of, oh, we need to go
do the stuff together. I'm taking the motherfucker word for it. Like now,
even if I am dealing with multiple people like these are people that we
are actually showing our results too before we even do anything. And then it's
like, y'all know, I recycled dick mainly anyway, so everyone don't deal
with new people like that in the first place. But the people I deal
with, they feel the exact same way as I do. They don't want
to deal with people that ask, hey, question just just just a little
to the left then at getting this whole conversation and to the left, do
y'all think it's okay for people to bring their children to a Pride parade?
Yes, let's bring on parade? At the question? Because I'm no,
because literally one of my LBGT friends made a post and said, I don't
think children and animals should be at a Pride parade. What I can't walk
my dog? I was, I can't bring my I don't know, but
it made me think, like, never mind people I was putting up that
dog for adoption because they said it was gay. Why but Michael My only
reason this is because if you are part of the community and you are faithfully
at these parades and you are saying, I don't think kids should be here,
what's really going on at these parades? I mean, why, why
are you want to take your kid there anyway? But that's what I'm asking
I'm not saying that, it just it just don't sound not friends. Well,
no, I'm saying, like, what age range are we talking.
Let's just say child is sixteen. I don't know if I probably do under
ten, like a middle child sixteen has been gone to them for the past,
like I think it is once you hit middle school, you start cool,
you start dealing with six year old sister parade. Okay, So for
me, it is all a matter of content because there's some ship that even
if it was a fucking straight parade that kids under a certain age I don't
need to be there because motherfuckers don't know how to act. So it just
it depends. Are you saying that because because I've never been in one?
Are you saying that because there are certain activities? Are you just saying,
well, they don't need to be around a bunch of gaze at the age
of ten. What the fuck is it? I needs to know the reasoning.
Yeah, why you feel like they shouldn't be allowed there? Okay,
well she said they asked us be out, and that's fucking June team.
This is my point, that point, So that comment is my point right
there. Like like I said, there are certain events that's not fucking gay
thing, but it's still the same fucking shit June team ass cheeks and violence
because they'd be trying to ruin ship. Shout out to our June teaper.
I heard that it was fucking amazing until the end. People had a great
time. That's a real float right back from June. I was watching it
on the news. I watched the whole parade or the news. It was
long. It was not a thirty minute parade. That motherfucker was damn for
two hours long. Took us way off. That's the that's the normal.
They don't know. Don't put that on me. Not put that on my
jacket. I'll be over your chilling. The one that said that she wasn't
hearing no mo and Austin he came back in. It was so many I
have never seen you want to take your kids to the show. I mean
I'd be thinking maybe maybe mom, maybe moms came out the closet and we
all go on to the parade. This I don't know. It just I
would never think to take Lely and t T to the parade unless they specifically
said, hey, daddy, I want to go to parade. You know,
it's not that kind of parade. I don't know. I still want
to get the parade is at my cd A. I don't know. My
kid's grown, so yeah, you got it's a little different. I don't.
I don't know if I mean the youngest being sixteen, that's the age
that they started actually knowing more about that shit than that worry. But that's
different because, like I said that, starting that middle school, you starting
to people. But it's been gay. I need I need people to understand
that children don't just be like, hey, puberty, gayness. It's not
that they're more into with this whole question and we are. We're just out
of touch a little bit. It's more common in the schools. That's when
the Black Party part of podcast starts next month. They're gonna talk about it.
When I was when I was a high school administrator, when podcast two
thousand and two thousand and three, two thousand and three. That's like a
lot of the school. That's when a lot of the open this kind got
there, a lot of the openess up being telling I'm a fuck you up
friend because you know what I'm talking about, and I'm gonna piss me off.
But they noted the school right there. No, yeah, they will
still be talking all right. But the girls at the school were like very
open about the sexuality and very um aggressive when they saw somebody they liked,
it didn't matter. It was like, whatever you like, that is gonna
transition. That's damn I got so I gotta put a sticker over his wee
we hold on? There are you talk about the white bugs? Was no,
No, it was Timey saying about the game, like the aggressive ship
with the games. That reminds me of something that I saw that one of
my my only fans, you know, kind of like he had to deal
with this online. And it was crazy because see, I did not deviate
you from your story. I actually let you into a story. Thank you.
Yes, I was about to say, but I'm restraining I do.
You're a real nigger. I'm just making the video of that autist. I
don't have to sing individually. You don't know show songs songs like word for
word as you to remember he's younger than that, but you know, don't
don't do that way younger you wa younger than Yeah that was you know you
said you had no choice. I had no choice, but listening to two
parts, see how that works. Because you know, why, why are
you feel a flash cock across the screen? I'm not said, I'm f
filter everything out. Well. Why people use the word cock is hilarious.
It is. Seeing a black chick used cock was very disturbing from me because
I like that. Don't I say it to be joking, be real,
like I just say, I just I just start laughing at you know I
hate that word. We both hate it. It's sucking a black dude.
I'm like, show me your cock, and I said, he was like
what the fuck? Like time, it saddens me because I specifically be in
the Eboney section of port As soon as she's like give me, I'm like,
bro, it's all niggas. That's why you can't go to Ebony.
Bro, you have to find a specific porn star and just ride that way.
Because Ebony literally white Dick's all over the place and black chick. If
that if in the heat of the moment, somebody tells me for her to
give me my cat, for sure, you're going to give that to her,
but to get this car. But don't we We've already told you how
we feel about you and when we think you talked like during sex anyway,
So that's not like Chabel. I'm going to take my penis and I'm just
gonna I'm not gonna take my pants off. I'm just gonna stick out this
hole. You professor, Your virginity is quite boys luxurious Taylor Freaky has some,
but we deserve to see some good we could enjoy the last year to
sticker off. No, no, she started, stop talking about the walk
as BT Awards, like you know that they don't play them for time.
I said, but you said clearly, you clearly I would do fun,
but a accountability sadly I did. I'm accountable. Hey, you mean you
gotta do a video with the dude like, Ma'm please remove your breeches and
remove your you out here. I hate you to take off your undergarment so
I can feel you out here, penis in search it in your Virginia.
They got them. George Washington wig joints on him. Yeah, you cannot
tell a lie. Chop down a chair. I don't. I don't believe
you have audity not to suck my cock out. Get it down on the
knees. And the fourth of July is coming up. Bro, if you
drop a fire ass, imagine doing an origin and then the declaration of inddependence.
But it's an origin? Are you doing this quick with it declaration?
If he thought like if I made it in wrestling, if I go for
promos, I talked him. I think I would because I'm so quick with
it. Yeah, thats Episodelaration of independent, declaration of independence, put it,
put it on a path for now. Who knows what it would be
jack reulation proclamation. I'll save that for next week's episode, and technically that'll
be the July second episode. That'll be that'll be the Sunday before before.
So you just say, yes, I did. How did we get here?
Because they are terrible? Okay to go ahead and rode beautiful being I
don't know if I want to, I have a choice. It's probably a
bean pause somebod she's great with names. Yeah, because I gave her a
stripper name. Yeah, I need a stripper name. She let me know
what mine is. Yeah, yeah, Amazonian Amazon. Oh, I need
a shirt made that says only fantastic but the only things log you know what?
I might make that us my comeback shirt. Man, you got my
glasses and throw them anyway? The old man in the room like, let
me, let me put my glasses on right here? Yes, tell me
Insuran's gotta beet amazing because this is always throwing his glasses and he's got new
ones. So going on because it's take it forever to load stuff right now?
Is that horrible? It's only fifteen seconds because your WiFi? Okay,
now it's the computer and not the why I shouldn't do wi fi? I
mean, is it is it? Can you push your player? There?
Were good? You know what the fuck is going on here? I want
to go I actually seen that episode where that came from. She didn't even
paying attention. I don't know. You gotta go back, and then I
thought it was still loading. Okay, yeah, so right here, so
no go back. That was the beginning. I couldn't see the it's a
glare so it's hard to see okay, so go back and then nope,
go back. Yeah right there. Pause. It was the old man over
here trying to work. Okay, it's because she sent it as a video.
Was sort of a photo, yeah, because it was gonna be multiple
ones, and it was just paying the um and I can put like the
blur over videos, but it's they haven't done it where we can do a
photos yet. Now they want to have to go through all of that.
So, um, this is a guy that does only fans. Um.
You can probably look and tell what's going on in this photo. But a
lot of the guys on only fans, even the straight guys, like they
understand that they'll have a lot of gay customers. Yeah. Yeah, So
even though he's taking pictures that are just you know, him being new,
he knows, well, this is going to get me more money with them.
I'm gonna just put everything in a photo. So it is a so
oh my, yeah. So he got booty hole everything else. So the
guy there's a I can't see anymore. So there's a guy and he asked
him he's like, got any new socks? Now that question is wild.
Anyway, he says, got any new socks? With the little the little
peep and emoji and then uh he responds. He says, I do actually
to do replies back and he's like, we'll get to post it. Okay,
So I got a question here. Yes, it's just this is a
wild ass question. I don't even know if I really want to know the
answer. But is my guy pointing his toes in this photo? No,
you can. You can't see the curl toes, but I will. But
I will tell you this. But I will tell you this. You can't
tell me this. Nigga whack job ain't sucking, imacking? That is That's
all I was looking at. He don't live here, I'm a show up.
Be like, who do you go to? Because I need a regular
person. Everything is smooth, like routed into them. I got it.
Yeah, so before you do that, hey, where do you go?
Okay? Right here? Yeah? So he replies and asked him, like,
who's you talking to? If you will subscribe, you will see I've
been posting. If you want to see feet and sight content, ask for
it or pay for a customer. So Do replies and I was like,
oh, I was talking to you, and yeah, I don't feel like
doing all that now. Before I even get to this next slide, Like,
there are so many people that are like that. They feel like when
we are on our free platforms promoting that we're supposed to put everything on our
fucking news teams Like, no, that's not his fucking work. So when,
um, you gotta pay to play, right, you gotta pay to
play it's a big yeah, But how you just go demand that he gets
the posting content that you want to see for free on his Twitter page.
No, it's like any other dudes do anywhere else. Yeah, that's the
next one. He said, you out of town with y'all around, but
watch how to escalate though this show? He said, Yeah, you watch
a rabbit ass mind you could get the step of sun Dog said I will
whoop your ass? What and he just laughed at him, like okay,
he was like pull up. Ye. So the last one I didn't buy
it because I would have had to do a whole another screen and it wasn't
worth it. But so the last one he retweeted, and he was like,
dude, he was like, y'all really be on here telling strangers like
to pull up and fight, Like, what the fuck be wrong with y'all?
We have seen so many video bro, because he wasn't posting socks about
that transitioned me over here because he was aggressive. I think he said,
get to post them, and then I beat why you want to fight you
round all right because I didn't post you want to follow you? Because but
that's real and that's what I'm saying, Like it's not even just straight men
like me, just me on see Kella agreed with us too. I would
like I vote there. Folks might be like a Horne. Oh shit,
I didn't blak his name out, huh, but he got some free problem
to that. But yeah, he does like that motherfucker smooth from the router
to the tutor, like very it's impressive. Ain't gonna be smooth. But
sorry, I'm not go ahead and put your knees to chest and you know
right, let it happen. I'll just breathe, breathe my chest. That's
not happening to the side. No, he got Captain Morgan. Captain Morgan
didn't rip my balls. He stood up being the fetal position mother, my
nuts and everything my ships. That ship is wild man Adau. But to
the buttons on the that watch job is so impressive. It hasn't gone already.
Go look and you will see what I'm talking about with that. I
mean, like I said, I can't get they're gonna tax right off of
his business. Yeah. Look, anytime I buy a wig, anytime I
pay somebody to do my makeup, anything that so any fucking beauty supply store
purchase that I make, even if it ain't for me. If I'm buying
hair for jelly beaning, shit, I'll stare right there shough. Yeah,
I gotta started doing that. So well, everything's right up. I gotta
start. You're gonna close. You wears a right up. Kell said,
I don't think I've ever seen a dude groom that perfectly. I'm so mad
at Britain when seen see look nice nasty with no tea, just nasty.
I never understood that song, nicety? How are you nasty but nice?
I'm nicety. I'm nicety. Somebody texts me, somebody texts me mess with
me like you eating that Checkers on aerial stomach blow up. First of all,
let me tell you something my stomach is made of. I don't have
the issues that the rest of my family had. Now my family got some
weak ass because wine is a fucking testament to that. These they lacked us
in tolerant. They just all kind of sucked up me. I can eat
everything except el Greco. El Greco is the only thing that runs through me.
Like el Greco, I can be sitting there in the middle of eating
my skill and be like I'd be right Brad, be right back. And
then I got to the bath. That's how I used to be with Colvers.
That's why I knew it was time for me to go in and eating
like hot shit with my stomach too, and that makeing shit extra spices.
It's no fun coming out something about I guess I had to find out late.
But something I love garlic, and something about garlic is a natural look.
But I love garlic. I love garlic, right, And I make
this um, this creamy garlic chicken and I but I literally put at minimum
like twenty five clothes of garlic and the sauce that I made, and I
did that before I went. That sounds wonderful because I love garlan, because
I love garlic. But I made this meal, and I made this meal
and I ate before checked into my room. For oh no, no,
no, it wasn't like that. I was just super. I was like,
and I Google. I was like, damn, I was like garlic
goop promoting, you know, you know, so get the right. I
definitely orgasm and pouted at the same time. So I had to edit that
out recently? Is that recently? So I did? I had to edit
it out. I said, I might, I might sell it to somebody.
Yeah, definitely by like somebody house, and I had to had to
go drop I had to drop the kids to the pool. Yeah, like
emergency wise, like emergency, emergency, emergency. I was invited. That's
why I found out about the garlic. They made made some food for me.
I was like, this shit, the motherfucker like it literally turned it
up and literally twenty minutes that ship was entertaining. Like I was like thinking
back, yeah, so that that like, I wasn't. I wasn't expecting
it because I'm like, I've made this before and I don't remember it,
making me like Cassie like this. I'm like, I don't know if it
was like the timing of me eating it versus what I did or what.
But that ship was hilarious because I mean it was it was a bare naked
fart, so it was like it was. Yeah, it was. It
wasn't even it just it's like not a motor boat. Sounded like the beginning
of the ice cube. So which what I think it's gonna front of that?
Oh yeah, the beginning? Yeah that no, um, what cannot
what are you watching? Ronnie season three? Just drop? Okay? So
like, okay, considering considering the timing of when it happened, I think
that's why I sounded the way it did because my booty hole was literally wet
at the time, smell like sex and as literally now I was I was
doing I was doing solo stuff, but it was just it was just funny
because I'm like, dude, what if I want to buy myself and seat?
But that's I told y'all that's why I don't go live. I don't
lie. I got a tip. I feel like it's you know, uh,
okay, let's say that was my belly after doors, you're all that
damn cheese and possitive your ball. You ain't even drink your drink either.
Pussy's yeah, I'm we're Brady. He's in the corner and you love.
Oh it's that little black that little black and gray kind of looking place.
On the corner. I think. So I've never been in there because it's
it's the corner of Brady and it's at Marshall or asked her it might be
asked her, it's like a corner there, but it's not on a corner
because it's another corner, like it's a corner because they got like a little
side where like if you could eat outside, they you have like take what
I mean right here, Like you could turn right right by the Breadths restaurant,
then you got to go another like a half a block to turn left
if you wanted to go to It's kind of like, yeah, you know,
Brady's crazy. I usually want to a little Brady. Back in the
day, it was my side of time. I felt not no more.
Yeah, my son loves a couple of minutes a wife and her. Yeah,
I don't look far from there, but you know it's a twelve minute
line right see now I'm trying to think out a part. It was like
sticks gotta go. Hey, I love chop sticks. Look so um.
Chinese food is crazy because like chop stitch is amazing. We talked about that,
like with them having a salmon fire rice that ship the day after was
six times better than it was the day of. I've never been there before.
I gotta try, you gotta try it. I've never who who would
ever think that you could put some like and they don't be bullshiting on the
salmon side, this salmon glory everybody. He was back there whipping the ship
out that big guys walk, a little Asian dude thing going on. So
you know you want look like you'll like, you'll drink what I had?
Look good man? How are you? How are you? You know,
talking about all this food, especially because they was sucking with me about eating
checkers. Can we really just very briefly discuss how pepto bills more really is
disgusting? Like that is to make me sick, Like if I wanted to
throw up, I'll drink that and I'll be It's not I think it's a
type of like how thick it is, Like me, I can chug that
shit if I'm going like, but no, it's I want to because they
rock. They really fucking sing and dance. Do you feeling like you gotta
shit on himself? Upset stomach dire? She carried a note on that ship.
You know people say that but for me, I don't take it when
my stomach is upset. The only time I ever take pepto's like if nothing
no, like when nothing else is working, like and that burn in my
chest is like just like because that's what I like. That neutralizes it fast.
But like for actual up yeah, but yeah, but for actual ups
like my stomach curtainer ship, I don't do that um or like if I'm
not if I got to throw up nonscious and ship, I actually have um
the pills that I dissolved under my tongue to absolutely man, Yeah, I
feel like all that shit they used to advertise back in the day, none
of that ship worked, Like who was taking and Tom's Tom's work chose work
that should work, that got me through all my pregnancy. I don't believe
it worked for like acid reflux or like you know, heartburners, Tom do,
I respectfully do not believe old people ship now the old people ship for
me because I've always suffered from like really bad like indigestional heartburnings, like even
as a kid and being here hid because they just eat baking soda do I'm
like, bro, just let at that point, like that ship was nasty
I'm like, usher, nigga, just let it burnt the baking soda.
I have recently baking soda. My teeth with baking soda and peroxide. Dude,
your mouth is way fresher with that, Nancy than with the toothpaste.
After I'm doing with toothpaste that I gotta do it again, Like I just
like too much ship on. I did that with a you know, I
think it's just like with the baking soda is kind of like gritty, so
you feel like getting it in it like scrub, just like how we talk
about the bald marttiles. Niggas were talking about about the waldmartiles. But you
feel like that up Yeah, y'all just be massaging and moving dirt around,
lifted and washed. Mad. I feel like I'm just like rubbing cotton all
over me. Well, I feel like my ancestors are mad. I shouldn't
be doing this, but yeah, okay, I do. I don't feel
or taste minty, but I know I feel like my off it's like fresh
as fresh as fresh and clean, so clean clean. Um No, I
don't, but I do. I have stopped using antipersponant. I stopped using
that person for like for like two years. What what do you mean?
Why has it got me pussy? That check right right? And in actuality
it was a femle who actually bro open that up. That's exactly what is
like over holistic sex are you having? But slow down and nothing wrong with
that. I didn't, I mean, let me upstay for the record.
It's not me people, It's not me people, because you know I'm the
holistic person here. It's not me. It's not me. I looking,
I'm looking around the camera such a it was such a life fal thing,
like, hey man, you'll try POxy think shi works like and then we
have was talking about Chris. This is when were were you? Kind of
what kind of earthly bitches? You will? You theoldorant and not using that
first and you can train your body to ask. I feel I've seen the
road you headed on. Yeah, but that pers here talking about petulio and
it caused breast cancer. You walking here with a fam You're no longer invited
time liquorice around his balls and ship would jury and shit like I'm not ready.
Tommy's gonna start just wearing like flip flops and no socks. Just ask
hey, you see me with happen, you're gonna stop grooming where you're gonna
be on July first. You see on July first, that's where you going,
Chicago. J You're not. I'm gonna I want to tell y'all something.
I love Tommy. I'm happy to have him on the show. But
then the moment that niggas show up in here, but unk he out like
African African black y'all unblack, y'all unblacking and black stark because I'm black,
start talking about like doctor Umaris. Yes, dona's some money because that gift
nice. Yeah, you've been talking about this. He liked that. JJ
has across the street has even talking about this guy. Damn school for seven
years. Bro, I ain't not fucking school. Bro. We not give
you no more money. Relaxed, bro, whatever money you got, get
out you you you got us. Yeah. If I suck around and I
dud, I will have some yard and pants and wood Jerry and you know
be it'll be barefoot performance. Yeah. I'm there for right now, so
it's comfortable. No man, Hey, hey, hey, go Coostable on
vacation to Puerto Rico has turned god Lenden shorts free free ball when you headed
Avenue Street that I don't think we want to go on. So we definitely
have to discuss this ocean Gate ship. Right, it's not an ocean Gate,
dumb white motherfuckers. No, that's the name of the fucking company,
Nigga. It just fit because No, I really thought Niggas was like no
ocean game. Now they're like, no, that's the name of the company.
Yea, yeah, I thought that Niggas was labeled a scandal of some
ship. Yeah. It was literally like there was so much ironie in the
name and the ship or the Xbox controller it was. It was hold on,
don't put don't put that on my jacket. Logic was the place,
yeah, but it was shaped like a place because Logitech shape their controllers like
that. So it's a great value. No, it's not mine, so
my back. Doesn't Logic Tech make kids toys? Or was that v It
was v Tech? Same shit, No tech. The keyboards and controllers and
the computer ship. If you tell me a one, let's get in the
car and you cannot get out, I'm not getting in with you because this
iss shut. They had the boat. It shut. Who the fuck wants
to go to the bottom of the ocean, like what's down there? Four
of those five people, because let me take them the more you get down
there, like it ain't shit. But darkness is sadness, depression, despair,
and it's cold, bioluminest say something and Godzilla and it's the god honest
truth. Niggas be nigga huh oh across the hall? Now what that's the
whole bunch of You've really been gold, ain't you? Yeah? He hain't
been here. I've been getting getting ready for my art show. I got
tired of town talking crazy, so I got my own internet because he was
making me feel unwelcome and shit, no, I did not everything like you're
the one that got the cold, and you'll be here on days I don't
be here. Hey, y'all ask me where I've been again? Where you
been? Oh? You really want to know? I've been actually working on
my artwork for the fiftieth anniversary of Hip Hop and for the campet videos.
In my head, I was like, out here, nobody else in the
room, who know who? Will blow up with an acre bomb? Right
the first time I've ever displayed it in my artwork. I shouldn't have.
I shouldn't have Why would you do that? This is a this is a
great accomplishment, and and and then we appreciate it. But dog, but
my birthday come first. But to answers questions go first. To answers questions,
I asked, like, no, he wants to go down here and
shit. So my thing is, white people love history until it's time to
talk about the racist shit they did. Facts. White people love to become
history too. In that came white white people love history until it's time to
talk about the racist shit that they did. Now of a sudden, they
want to rewrite the school books. They want to omit this and change this.
Why y'all celebrating juneteenths who coming with the wood jewelry? Now you know,
we did just get this influx a white people that live in my neighborhood.
And I don't give it what you gotta be pushed out in three years?
Yeah, white people that live over there, I gave you too much.
They don't look like crag here and white people. They look like dirty
working white people. Is about to be the new Brooklyn from Riverwest. They're
gonna gentrify the shit out of coffee. Makes you black black people It's just
it's just gonna be coffee. In a minute. It ain't gonna be coffee
makes you black. It's gonna be coffee, coffee with cream, black coffee,
no sugar, no cream. You mister coffee espresso. I'm your man,
but Cream's have a real conversation. Don't you want the nigga nigga niggas
who like sucking shit up to not to be in your dam neighborhood. I
don't want them men either. Can we put them on? I want we
pushed them out to ghetto. All they do is my grade the world brown
deer turned in the nuts. Yeah, can we put them in? They
ain't even brown deer. Everybody always thinks that it's on brown deer road,
brown deer. No brown dear, don't brown deer. Don't start until I
believe is it sixty eight? Yeah? And brown deer. Because when I
used to work for them, that's really when I found out, like our
borders and ship they ain't even know. All I know is going to my
grandparents' house. There is ghetto they live behind together. There are pockets,
very muchets. But that's like but that's like even my block. That's like
even my block, like I am surrounded by like major streets, so those
apartment builders and ship, that's where you got the riff raps. But our
ship, like our actual blocks, is primarily homeowners. You can hear a
fucking penny drop on the ground, like it's very quiet. So people know,
they laughed at me so bad because, like I said, my birthday
gift to myself for my thirtieth birthday was me buying a house. So I
was thirty, still young as fuck, and they're like, broke, You're
really calling the police on people. Was hilarious. Yeah, it was fun
though, and a yeah, yeah, that's a disturbance. I don't give
my fuck. I sure will. I absolutely the fun will. I have
no problem with that. So like my property taxes and then it's like my
house is on the corner. Yeah, but it's like my house is on
the corner, So any of that bullshit that y'all got going on, we
can be by standards to that ship if something goes, Like all my windows
is right here. I'm always in the living room, mom, and I'm
always in the kitchen. Like the kids are cool from their room because they're
facing like the back of the inner side of the house fixing the moon.
No, absolutely not so Ocean Gate, right, Bernard, I went over
there looking for a damn PlayStation promote, so makes fun in the area to
move to. Exhausting together was everywhere we see and that's the thing. And
it's like, well, that's interesting for you to say living in Texas because
one thing that I noticed, like back when I was trying to move to
Texas years ago, Texas don't really have no zoning. Nope, sure don't.
You'd be right in the block and it'd be a hood ass house and
the mansion next to that, bitch. Yeah, So I'm surprised to see
that from because right because and I was noticing that because it's like when I
was doing like searches and ship for play I'm like, damn, this nicest
fuck. And then you go and look and you fuck up goddamn Google Maps
and do the fucking the street view and you're like, bro, is that
a body by the garden? So yeah, it things like that in Houston
because I was looking it was years back when it was like a house for
like maybe like like two thirty twenty thirty thousand dollars and then uh, you
keep on searching like with then like two blocks of the same place, but
like a house, like a hunt, Like how did these houses co exist
in the same block like for real? And you go and it'd be like
something diappolated as houses somebody didn't take care of, and then a nice house
next to it. I don't get it, though, but I don't know.
You won't zone it or not, she said, we do when it
comes to schools and austin this free game, it's decent everywhere. So you
good pretty much, Deacon. Now all is still growing? Yeah, yeah,
that was. This was years. This was before I even got hired
with the city, because that's once I got hired with the city, I
decided to stay. So this was pre twenty twelve when I was looking to
move, um, because I bought the house in twenty fourteen. But I
noticed that and it was like, damn, I can't just go off of
you know, the places, because here, when you see a good play,
you're like, all right, well, this motherfucker gotta be downtown water
Street, you know, yeah, but there no, Nope, you pull
up to your community access gat and ship with this you know, two bedroom
too bad from this nice as spot and there's a fucking hobo. How you
get here? Like right, They're like I heard the word hobo, and
forever I always call that's like walking down to that railroad in the bath to
fit some much shit in that little handkerchief. That handkerchief was like a clown
card draws a can of beans, a toothbrush. She had a whole tent
in there. Bro Right, Well shit, if you got all this,
how the fuck is you homeless? Just put the goddamn home in there.
So um but the submersible thing. Did you hear a story about them,
people saying that they may have planned that stage that to fake their death out
saw the conspiracy theories. Yeah, that wouldn't make sense for the sun though,
What's is that the nineteen year old he didn't even want to go.
He was only down there for his dad for Father's Day. Oh, and
that he was on the he was on the ship. You didn't want to
go? Yeah, So for me when I was seeing that, I was
like, that don't make sense because why I take the eighteen year old,
especially because he would be the one to inherit everything because part of it too,
that's who was after that one? What if they not even did.
What if nobody really went down there, right, they go, you should
the videos of shit imploding, I'm offering they showed videos of shit imploding,
like trains and shit imploding. Look all, I'm saying, this is scary.
Shit. Motherfucker's was on the internet like, yo, I think we've
seen some aliens in Vegas. Government was like, cool, y'all saw aliens
in Vegas. Let's go kill five billionaires. And now we've been talking about
these five billionaires and nobody talking about the ship we saw in Vegas. Yeah,
I'll be talking about that anyway. I'm just saying because I mean,
I saw an alien on my TV like two nights ago, that nigga that
played for San Antonio. How the fuck are you selling five and a human
being with dame from this planet? They don't hundred forty five pounds. And
and then his last name is like Waffle or some shit Waffle Waffle been Balenciaga.
Crazy No, But I feel like so social media is split on this
incident because you have obviously Nigga's got the jokes. It's I mean, it's
they ripe themselves at this point. Yeah, and then you have the people
that are upset because people have the jokes, and one of the common arguments
is, but what if that was your family, the way that they would
get roasted, because why would you do that if if you had especially because
Nick, my family ain't small. Do you know how many jokes I'm about
to have about this ship. I'm not getting in that motherfucker. I'm not
at all to get in. When my brother fell off the fucking tube slide
when we went to the Dells, I thought that Nigga was stuck in the
tube. He shot out eventually, but remember I thought Monte. I was
like, oh, I was like, y'all think he's stuck. Remember an
episode, Remember the episode of Simpsons when Homer got stuck in the tube and
they had to separate the thing and lift the part of this. That's how
I thought Monte was. But no, he was just he was in their
loss because he fell off his inner two and it took off without him.
So he was in there like because it was one of those you know the
things it looks like the water tower, so that big part, the little
toilet bowl part that's the party, fell off him. So he was just
in there like god damn, which I was supposed right then he just was
like fucking just down what I would have fucking panicked because one, I am
very claustrophobic, another reason why I wouldn't be on But I am very claustrophobic.
So me being stuck in there and then like having to decide like okay,
I'm just gonna just right too, and I don't know it's down here,
like I would have been just stuck in there, so I would have
been freaking out. Yeah, So better him than me, So together that
dumb things, dumb thing about this, I ain't mad at you because if
it happened to the girls they stuck into staff, come get them. I'm
not going to them. Motherfucker's paid two hundred and fifty thousand dollars to get
on a vessel that's not a submarine, to go down and watch footage of
the Titanic on a fucking camera screen that you would see if you got on
fucking YouTube for free. You're not even looking at You're not even looking at
the window. You're looking at a screen. Yeah, if that was the
case, we could have just finessed the whole game. Two hundred fifty thousand
cool drop you about you're right, you know, you got in the water
the screen bring you back about the hours so and be like, yo,
how did you enjoy the did you enjoy the wreckage? You know how Like
it's always in them, like those suspense like the Mega heist movies, how
they always switched the CCTV cameras to make the security guard thing. Right,
you're right, right, right, same thing. You gotta dude sitting there
looking at the screen, like if I told you that this trip was gonna
take three hours each way, I'm gonna have three hours of YouTube footage at
it together for us going down and another three going up, and we're just
gonna be sitting there like a fucking booie, just just chilling now and employed
it by the bow of the ship. But and then so it's an answer
question, like a lot of people were saying, well, how come that
imployed it but not the Titanic itself, like it's still down there in shaping
it be down there whatever. And I'm like, Nigga, the Titanic was
sinking like it was filling up with water. So if it's already filling up
with water like you have in there, right, like the pressure on the
outside is matching the inside because it's a couple of people. Mother is just
a skip science all four years high schools. People aren't smart. And then
when we get like topic, he's like this, Yes, they start to
prove how smart they really are. Not when they just say sometimes just shut
the fucker going to fish me down there and they've swimming. You know what
are the people that asked was a firefighter? And I'm like, don't I
gotta know certain shit about pressure and oxygen because because I don't, I don't
want to feel. It's like, bro, if you know, if I'm
in here and you open this door, this pressure is gonna call some shit
to you know, fully ignite. I need you to know some shit like
this. He was just really fast and get him on the bet ladder.
He did it. He hit it a couple of times. You said,
I'm open this door. That's flame. I got about fifteen seconds to get
you from here to this ladder. So nobody died not to mention it wasn't
not a submarine. Submarine can substain that shit because it's built to make sure
that it don't fucking implode. It's made with which brings us to calus comments,
she said, and the submersible was made with pieces from home depot or
something. They were told it isn't safe, and they still signed paperwork.
The reason it's called a submersible was because it could not be called a submarine
because it's not a submarine. That if I got a sign some paperwork that's
saying this is going to kill you, we are not responsible. The possibilities
are very high. We are not going to make it. But when I
saw the video of them like showing in everything, and then like I said,
I'm having to remote control. Like I'm like, dude, y'all really
like that's okay. It's like a metal bunker that right, He's the one
down. Yeah, so it's all gone. Yeah, He's like I like,
he said, I'm gonna go down. I'm gonna show you how safe
this shit is, show you how to do this, so boom boom.
The only thing that I really feel bad is because at some point everybody sat
in that circle and looked at each other was lying. Not necessarily, we
were based off and this is what we were talking about, based off of
what was said about the implosion, Like there are two ways that this went
because either way, they died before they realized it. Um they said that
the implosion would take too nana seconds and it takes four for your brain to
register what's happening, so they didn't know what was up. So it's like
if that that's what the guy said, the expert, he was like,
that's honestly the best way to go, because you don't even realize you're going.
You just out of here. Was the only thing is if there was
some kind of warning or alert first to like that's another was like it was
like, hey man, what the fuck? And then you know, so
if if as long as they didn't have any time to panic and realize that
something was off, like maybe they lost power first and was freaking out or
some shit like that, and then you know it was a it was a
ring. But if it was just something where there was going and something that
something got compromised on the way down and oh wait, let me try my
ship up. But uh, the fact that they running out of air by
the time they were so they ran out of oxygen. If they ran an
auction, that means that ship is just full of just like just pressure at
that point, and then that's where the implosion happens. There's the possibility they
died before they even pulled it for real, like a long time before.
They think that they imploded, before they even like the whole searching ship,
they were just looking for mother fuckers. They had already blown the smith reeings.
They didn't know that. They just hadn't heard from him. And that's
why I was like, how are we how are we even talking about this?
Because they hadn't they hadn't been returned, They hadn't returned yet. I
guess my thing is this, So you niggas don't like to feed the poor.
Y'all is always fucking with people about collecting benefits. Y'all got all the
problems war on the poor and middle fucking class. But yeah, five dump
four, I'm gonna take the little boy out of this because he didn't even
hear anyone really want to be there. Yeah, so ain't the way you're
gonna told me to go? You have? And and the fact that they
said he was like he was terrified to go, like bro, and because
he knew in the afterlife pops catching the smoke he catching, I could have
been at home getting some pussy And now I'm here floating with your dumb ass
dog missed all the conversations we had about rass X he has. He's not
experiencing that because he had to listen to that sitting next to focus on waiting
on Peter. You have these people paying a fucking quarter of a million dollars
to die to do this stupid ship in a radio shack single can that y'all.
Y'all essentially went down there in the peraps blue ribbon can right down.
That's what y'all went down there. I'm gonna come back. What's it called
liquid death? Liquid? Technically? You know you think you called back.
That's why I'm the podcast brought a pocket snap you can't stop. They went
kind of slow with the blip. They had to make it dramatic. These
motherfuckers they you know, but no, so you have them paid a quarter
of a million dollars for each person going this dumb ass trip. I think
I was more mad at all of the fucking money and resources that went into
looking for him, because it's like broke the niggas. I like to know
what nigga was on the team was like a going out there and then yes,
somebody definitely was like, hey, this is a waste of time.
Bro, the mother is gone, y'all want to see it? Dead body?
You know, like y'all are really putting all of this manpower, pulling
all of these resources and spending meal aions of dollars to locate people that did
something bolling terribly fucking stupid. Bro. You couldn't you could look if you
wanted to see the Titanic wreck that bad because it ain't like it's some shit
that you can get out, touch and explore exactly, so it's nothing that
you can truly really experience. Bro, all you had to do, let's
put on a VR head set and have motherfucker spray you with water. Thank
you. I put on a fucking VR head said. Somebody needs to make
a Titanic game so people can stop doing stupid ship for the fucking VR head
said, and didn't just saying get a fucking just succer. This is gonna
be an awesome ass movie. There's really gonna be an awesome when they do.
No, this is gonna be awesome. It's gonna be great. There's
actually a movie. I haven't watched it, but the clip came up that
movie. The abyss have y'all seen that they gotta make a movie out of
this ship. No they don't. They don't have to, but they're going
clearly movies aren't a fucking enough because we already had Titanic. And what the
fuck did they feel they had to do? I had to find how many
trips to take? Three has been operating deep ocean expeditions since two thousand and
nine. Over the years, he has carried out more than two hundred dives
with its three submersible vessels in Atlantic, Pacific and Gulf of Mexico. The
Titan, which went missing on Sunday, is designed to go the deepest of
them all, able to reach depths of over thirteen thousand feet allegedly. But
how many the titan has just said this? I didn't say it said that
was the one that went. That's a new one. It wasn't the vessel's
first trip to the Titanic. Earlier expeditions have been planned as far back as
eighteen but technical regulatory snags have prevented them from being carried out. So that's
the way they wanted to go out. No, thank you, Just like
I'm not a person that's necessarily has issues with UM I'm not claustrophobia, but
you're not. I'm not. But that would make me be just from me
in a little ass thing like that, That would make me be the fact
that I'm down thirteenth though I can't no like I ain't no like I can't
like as a natural reaction to like when you stuck in some ship trying to
get out of it. So I was right, so accordant to MSN dot
Com, the Titan has made the voyage to the Titanic three times, once
a year since twenty twenty one. Oh like it went, it made it,
it came back. That was anybody on it when it went? No,
somebody, but because they was documented experience and it was like it was
real, just okay, I said. It wasn't until twenty twenty one.
Then again in twenty twenty two that the Titan made the first of several dives
to the most famous shipwreck. But they didn't say if people around it,
It just said it made a dive. That's a different kind of journal.
However, pre trips in the titan have also encounter issues which have raised concerns
about the safety of the vessel. Reporter David Pogue was on board the vessel
in twenty twenty two when communication was lost with the main ship for two and
a half hours. He later challenged mister Rush in the interview, saying,
it seems like this submersible has some elements of mcgiver Jerry. Seems like it
wasn't ready. They could have sworn they were ready. It definitely weren't.
Man crew members communicate with the mother ship via text message, and there is
no how are you texting down here? I thought they told him not to.
I should have turned in the fucking MAGNETA m hm wow. So dude
actually survived it. That CBS reporter it was Jim mcgiver read, motherfucker.
It was controlled by PlayStation control. So now y'all know that the ocean is
one thing that I don't suck around with. I don't like nothing under water
like that's not I love space than about to look at the water, like
the surface of it, but everything under their creeps me the fuck out.
Dolphins look like they got down syndrome and they rapy. Those fish that look
like SpongeBob fish with lips. What those fish down on the water that look
like SpongeBob fish? All the fish that had oh yeah, and like it's
too much my favorite me, it's too much shit with tentacles and like I
could push creep me the fuck out, squid, creep me the fuck out
feels jellyfish, Like all of that shit is just niggas don't belong in the
fucking like, bro, let them have the ocean. Bron on Facebook,
I was like, well, y'all go on vacation. Do y'all just like
swim on the resort or like you motherfucker's going now y'all tripping getting in the
I look old school with diving or something like that. But still, once
again, I gotta be able to touch some shit, and I'm not all
the way down there. I'm still I was like, it's like the ocean
has the floor. I was like, no, you just saw the bottom
of where you work, right, there's a whole nother I keep going,
there's a deeper end hu And then like I'm like, now, people was
talking about conspiracy theories and shit, talking about oh, but they faked their
death. The only conspiracy theory that I am willing to entertain is because they
went down there and whatever the fuck is in the ocean was like bit you
trest passion and take the niggas out. That's that's my explanation because I I'm
telling y'all it's some ship down there that want to be left to fuck alone.
No, white people got to find out what it is. It's some
shit down there that want to be left the fuck alone. Look, I
don't know man or nay more whatever the Atlanta, but they like humans leave
us because they all of these movies tell every single movie about you know,
people in the ocean and the sea and ship, they tell us the same
thing. They want to annihilate us. I've never seen the movie. I've
never seen the movie about motherfucker's that live underwater. That didn't be like,
man, kill all them surface dwellers, bro, they gotta go. Yeah,
they dumping fucking beer rings and shit, killing our motherfucking like killing the
turtles and shit. I'm telling you really exists. I don't doubt it,
Like I feel like it's a possibility. And even in that possibility, I
feel like they want us to go. Fucker's got to go. Yes,
Uh, y'all heard Mermaid Daddy he told his kids to stay away from the
surface, and he meant it sick, but I'm saying, there's never been
a single movie that I have seen about people that live underwater that likes fucking
humans. We human, and we don't even like humans. Like bro,
y'all sitting here and y'all just I'm just minding my business. Bro, Me
and my bitch taking a swim. We you know, we on our little
dating shit, and all of a sudden, I'm like, oh, a
worm, And now I'm sitting up here with a hooking my mother fucking mint
because you board want to take a picture and didn't throw me. You're back,
right? Did you just imagine if it's the bitch fish now she can't
give him his little blow in shit, he are mad now he cheating?
Now, the whole little fish like crumbling because you wanted to fish for sport
and that, like you go swimming in the ocean and some ship touch you
and you think you okay, and then the next day you know you're back
on a boat because you don't know what the fuck you to swim. There
is a reason why all the ship down there is creepy. It is meant
to scream, stay the fuck away from me. That's why it's dark down
like we dwell in the dark mine guy, they at home, leave them
in their home, that's all. That's why if you get bit by anything,
like you get bit by a shark and ocean, that they should stop
calling the shark attack because technically you in his literal trespassing. That nigga was
standing in his ground at this point. I will say Orcas are dicks,
though I saw a video like they didn't even eat the poor seal. They
just whooped his ass. And then I was like, for where you're playing
volleyball, I feel like orcas ares of the ocean. That's black air force
energy. Like yeah, they real real, like loadtops, not not even
load times high tops. But yeah, Free Willie was such a beautiful movie.
Willie is a dick. I've never watched Free Willy name evergether? That's
like three or four? What the fuck? Really? Free Free Willie guy?
Real wild. I to like the second one. It's all like because
they do. It's like home alone, like the first two were great,
and then you get to add extra motherfuckers. I'm like, yo, this
ain't even the original white boy from the first two, Like, what was
this Indian Mexican motherfucker? He was Mexican I can't be free. Willie three
was a prequel to The Black Brother. That's fucking nuts. Hey can ask
you a question, meem me because you you be divulging their whole activity sometimes
sometimes. Are you familiar with this Zion Williamson's stuff? Yes, so um,
that was actually gonna be one of our big topics from last week.
But we weren't here because of a father stacks, So we can definitely talk
about that, especially because there's been a new development and she didn't wn't got
this nigga name ta. Yeah, thank you for allowing us to enjoy our
Father's Day. I guess I didn't. My kids aren't ships. I'm gonna
have kay that they used to cook we breakfast and ship in bad. Now
they just sleep up sucking fum. Don't telling my mother's day? Remember we
had We did a show on Mother's Day. Means the reader work committed to
the cost. So we came in here recording. Yeah we were here,
Yes, we all were here. Yes, Yeah, when are you not
here? I didn't remember you were definitely because I know the one day you
were supposed to call in because you said you were sick. He was an
n false alarm and he came in here because that was when Kayle was here
and we talked about it. It was like if that niggas here, but
it was away. I wasn't six. Yeah, I wasn't here for mothers.
Think for mothers. For five. You were somewhere ride you door's background?
What was that or something here? So is it proper any game?
For like, if you're gonna eat a man's ass, should he put his
legs in there? Right? Is that okay? Like what putting his legs
in there? Yeah? I do that to him anyway? So you just
a bullet? Yeah, yes, he got tree trunk legs and you just
I'm strong when I want to be opening? Fuck? Is you so strong?
Be strong? It's like okay, so like say this the back of
his knees right, and didn't have like I cut it indeed, open his
butthole and see his tree rings. Hey, I don't get it. This
is not discussed the tree. What's wanted you? But it was all relatable
or tree. When you cut it down, you see the rains, know
how old the tree was? Oh my god? No grass girls all around,
girls, we trimmed the grass. We trimmed the grass, and you
know, and it's so funny because now like him knowing that it's coming,
like because it's it's he's always fresh. But now I've noticed, I'm like,
why didn't you just ask? Right? That's what I'm gonna watch him
do it and see what happens. It's hilarious. It is, you know,
like when a baby trying to read something outside today play. I knew
something was going, I just didn't know what it was. They didn't have
no faith in his feet and everything too, So you want to line he
already on his way to Erica. He get I was doing yardwork earlier.
I was doing some yardwork earlier, and I got like like debris and inside
my shoe and so like, I don't have a sock on. It U
No, I didn't have a sock on. That's okay, I don't have
socks on. Yeah, I don't wut you put your holistic though. Oh
yeah, my feet don't sweat. Only wear socks on. I'm working out.
Yeah, this is so fun. I watched my feet too much.
Point there was a point where I could not sleep in the bed without socks
on because I hated the way like naked felt when I was in the bed.
I don't know what stopped that. I think he did because he used
always take because he got a foot thing, so he's always saying my sock
off. I really can't see you being like submissive to somebody. No,
I'm a switch, So I have um depending on like who I'm dealing with
her, Like when my mood is sometimes I'm submissive and sometimes I'm like super
got me with him? Um, I'll go back and forth because someday it's
like she's the same way. I'm also the same No, I was talking
about the back and forth thing. I had a couple of songs keep going
back. Wasn't the person that's on my shirt that? And cameo R love
goes back again for back and back and forth absolutely back. So, um,
one of I can switch things that I want to say, Like I
like, what the nuts bro? Like, who's that? Um? What
is it? Is it? Mariah meals that's how you say her name?
Right? Yeah? Yeah? So she went she blew a spot up,
you know, flipped out. I thought that was gonna be the end of
it, but now apparently like she's threatening like, oh, if they don't
trade them, I'm gonna release his sex tape like dog what the like?
Then went and got his name tattooed on her. If he behind that ship,
that would be the greatest fucking NBA scandal ever. Fuck the flu game
and Mike have a food poisoning or him getting kicked out of the league.
You and this bitch conspired for them the league of sex tape for you to
get traded. That's crazy, right, Like kind of can't put the passage?
How are you as a woman talking about if he don't get your bitch,
what state do you have in hit story? Shut up? Still bit?
She just mad? She's not getting that one point five? That's really
right because she kept talking? Wow, should not shut up? She talked
a somebody else. She let her Phillis do the talking. She probably about
the money. When you can yourself? Were you and your feelings? You're
mad about everything? Who am I how to tell you what did not feel?
Whether it's right or wrong? People feelings that justified. But again,
who are you saying you know? Because you can't be like, Oh,
I'm gonna blow up your entire spot, embarrass you in front of the entire
world. But bro, I still want my money every month, But I
think about it with the NBA. That's extortion and they're like, nag,
we don't play that ship right. And you know what's crazy though, some
some nigga's gonna whiley coyote this ship. He watching everything she's doing, and
he gonna be like, nah, man, it wasn't even like that.
Let me talk to his dumb ass gonna be like, Zion, why you
ain't saying this bitches crazy? You didn't see what this bitch did to me,
Bernie. You watched this motherfucker and he thought was different, your good
goofy ass. And you know, and I'm magine being a stupid nigga.
You don't even make as much money as I'm making. I'm not even playing
you out here every fucking night. You don't even see my bag now.
You don't even got no bag because you give in this bit of your bag.
Niggas. It's a never en cycle of stupid people sometimes. But again,
if I was twenty sign went like twenty two tentability and talent, I
wouldn't spend a honey k on pussies. But I can't say that I wouldn't
buy now a honey k is wow every month? Not hey, look y'all
know how I always say the reason I don't sell pussies because I don't know
my price. But nigga, if nigga offers me a hundred K for it,
that might not be the magic number. That was his number because that's
what he happen. But I ain't gonna tell him no price like the starter
price here. That's what you know. I feel like, if this is
the lane that you in and this is what you do, you for less
niggas you just started out small Zion william saying, you know, he ain't
fucking Kevin Durant, He ain't Lebron James. See this is one hundred thousands,
ye Lebron James, you probably get a cool million. That motherfucker is
the face of the NBA. He's not paying for pussy, paying for silence
at that point, Yeah, you're paying. Keep paying for you not to
say you pay to leave, to sweep, to say nothing. What I
mean? You know? I do also kind of fought like the people around
him by him being young, because nobody counseled him into India's and shit right,
nobody around him said, hey man, you're doing this, are test
for young man? Got this month from from the host, we understand,
but these are the steps you need to take to protect yourself from sitting.
But but that is definitely a mandatory discussion that they have with all rookies coming
into they choked. It is a thing. It's they choked. They choose
not to actually do this shit. They're like whatever they do that, they
do that all new signs yes, yes, And when they do they pass
around the same bitch other sitting in a three hours similar stuffer through my past,
dude, not give front and then you still right. They probably have
this bitch, this bitch and this bit. She's in LA and she's that
comes to both she come to the Lakers games and the Clippers games, this
seat and sitting They say, this white man watch you'all. I told you
every other city week, but I see the same. But you know what
it is though, It's like when you it's the level of accessibility that you
now have to these kind of people. It's like you go from just seeing
motherfucker's on Instagram to oh you a d M away and because I am who
I am, you're going to respond to this. DM so said, if
I was getting that kind of money, he would have got a wild text
for me, and I would have kept it. Question Wow, wow,
that's crazy a wild boy. Let me check my account real question your account
like him just looking a little light. Yeah, I would have seen him
that picture Spike Lee courtside like a right, I do think I got to
up my price? Stell like, oh, which y'all really have said anything?
Which you really has said any thing? Clear that? Basically no,
it depends, honestly, if the check didn't clear the whole nigga? You
want small whole ship? Now? I think I think I would because I
feel like, bro, if I'm here first, then it just cuts me
because it's like being at an employer and they bring the new motherfuckers in and
they're making the same money the same or they make them more than you.
Like, na, Bro, I need my cost to live in increase now.
Now she walked down and skip the line. She was like, oh,
you just fucking I gotta bag. She was like, I'm having the
baby usually getting fucked. That's crazy. Why? Ah, Like you know
what again? You were from paying a honey, k asked, and then
he was like, you know what, I'm just gonna make a baby,
baby gonna cars more in this pussy was buying the absolutely you can't afford to
buy pussy, but not playing bray and but you gonna take this bill.
Add this to the nigga, is is clear to play after an injury,
but ain't I'm playing so fat? Not a che refusing to play. So
he just out just sitting out because he wants to be off shit. Nobody
wanted his ass. No, well even with that, so here's the thing,
maybe somebody advised him on this. It's like, all right, by
the time the baby is born, they're gonna go off of the income that
you made last year, ride it out, bro live off your savings and
then you say, well, excuse me, no, this is my income
for now, and then they set support off that ship. Now you go
dunking on niggas. What would they like in a situation like that? Where
would they really like when you got multiple strengths and income, Like what are
they looking at? Because it's like I do play basketball, and I do
get a paycheck from the New Orleans Pelicans, but I have a shoe deal,
so I know I get a residual check from Geordan, or I get
a piece or whatever. These goofy as sneakers out say oh you know,
or like I was in the kid commercial like when you got it depends on
the state multiple stres. Income, what are they taking or what are they
looking at? Definitely depends on the state, because every state doesn't differently like
some two percentages of what you make, and so it's just a very just
like you know niggas. Niggas need to jerk off more. Yeah, you
jerk off a lot. You won't make these kind of costly decisions absolutely come
back. You won't sell them text messages of like where you at what you're
doing? Hey, After a while, I'm like, damn, I'm tired
of jagging off. I need to call need some real shit honey for a
honey, k I don't keep jagging off. Hey, would you got twenty
two meals? I mean that's like twenty dollars? Yeah, that's that is
the forty that's the original forty dollars. Actually break the breakdown to day real
income actually MB ends up being half that. Whatever whatever they whatever, whatever
whatever the meal is, is half that bad after taxes and shit, I
just can't imagine paying one hundred thousand dollars full bitch. So especially like,
you're not the only bitch tone. Why can't I move this other question?
I don't know what's up. I can't adjust, may not you you're making
Zion money right right and you got your shot with Johnny Blairs. You're not
dropping a honey k you're not dropping the hunet. Yeah yeah, but yeah
that speaks to what she only fans bitch. Maybe she know then it's Megan
taking a hundred have accessibility right now. I don't have accessibility to Johnny Blakes.
All I could do is look at her on the internet. But if
my shot up, it was up a hundred meal. It was like,
what's happening? And not the accessibility changes in the way in the same room,
same kind of people. Most fucking certainly, you wouldn't shoot your shot
even if you're in the same room. I'd shoot a motherfucking hundred thousand dollars
brick off the backboard. My god, I think I might put a wan
had out man hunk? Who ready I did? I said, it's Megan
taking a hundred cake because I'm there, Yes, that with those feet ship,
that ass and titties make up for all the feats that she ain't got.
You just don't have pretty feet. Hey, who'd be really fucking a
real broad daylight? Though for real, like you know, it could be
a little dam she might be a bit like her to her feet, like
they want me to be fucking and and and beat sunlight, beat the sunset,
if you beat sunset something like like, hey, I see everything.
Everybody had a check the only fut this the time. M hmm. You
ain't never had a check that you just only saw it like and you don't
even pay attention to it. It is just like it's happened to be.
I've noticed I only talked to you after a certain time. I ain't gonna
hold you. I did have one of them, so a long time ago,
two years ago, a friend, Why we make get like this real
brief count like conversation about millions and shit. I just want you niggas to
know. I want you to guess something turning broke. There's a couple of
montherfuckers. I'll be like, no, I don't believe you, um no.
Like the thinking about like having millions and shit made me think about my
my account balance on Monopoly. Go, you niggas gonna learn to quit fucking
with me. Hey, I just I just picked up on that like today
and I was like, oh this shit, it's like like my boars,
Yeah, oh I should kill on my boars. Nigga, nigga, I
had I had a good billy, my wars. Things just attacked me.
I'm like that, let's chump change. Yeah take that shit. You had
that ship. But so that's me. So you know, niggas they've been
they've been hitting me with a little heist and shit taking the money. I'm
like, yah, whatever, But niggas don't understand how like the power is
not in the money. The power is in the dice, yo, because
when you run out of dice, you were fucking powerless. You can't stop
any attacks you and you just gotta watch everybody take your ship. I ain't
been watching it since earlier. So my thing is like I don't focus on
the money because money is so easy to get back, like money is something.
So I don't focus on the money. I keep my dice up like
I'm well, like I keep any with fifteen hundred two thousand plus dice on
me. So when niggas thinking sweet and like, oh well we've benna hit
me MEI I let you and have fun brob posting his little screenshots and ship
to show me not questioning. I'm like all right, and then when they
think it's when they think, because y'all know, I'm up all night,
So what I do because I'm up all night? Un Oh, that's the
sixty the ratio sixty one because it's it's it's yeah. So it starts that
one, but as you unlock levels the amount, so the amount of dice
on the right, that is the limit that's capped at your dice refreshing.
So once you hit that one, just say yours, whether it's thirty,
forty, sixty whatever on that side. Every hour they give you like five
dice per hour. Got so then after you know six hours, you know
that you fully charged on dice. It won't give you anymore. Now you
can win more dice than ship, so it'll go over that amount, but
just know that mean yeah, So what this means is you have sixty one
dice, so it's not going to refresh and keep giving you dice every hour
until you go under thirty, so you can have more than the allotted dice.
This is just the cap for which that's when I refresh. Yeah,
I can roll until whenever now until yeah, so so you can you can
roll. But then once you drop down the twenty nine, you will see
a timer that will tell you that you have dice until no, no,
no, no, you can roll. You have more than this is how
many dice you have. So you have sixty one dice. The cap for
them to give you dice is thirty. They won't give you more than thirty.
Okay, like as far as with the actual the every hour they give
you five dice type shit. Once you're full, that's it. But you
can still get additional dice whether you buy in dice. UM like them little
things that they have come up. I don't. I don't like the papers
yeah, or like um or like when I was called in my boards without
buying ship so I'm like all right, yeah, so or like when you
go like here, because right now you still only at three, but when
you unlock start unlocking the levels, you go to four. Even though I
collected the shield, I don't show that I come in max out of three.
I see what you're saying, right, so five shields, but it's
only showing three, right, So that means that those extra two shields that
you couldn't get they gave them to you and die. So yeah, so
when you so yep, so if and the amount that you could because you
don't your your level not high enough. I said, you don't have multipliers
yet. So when you get multipliers, say you your multiplier is times five
and you go and you land on this shield, it'll give you up to
five shields, depending on how many spaces you had. But if you are
oh yeah, I just words been playing this shit. I't say shit,
only a couple of days and you got you got billy you like Kayla said
no. Kayla said, no one asked me to play. I feel left
out. Let me tell you. People kept sending this to be a messenger
and I thought that it was yeah, so I didn't click it a messenger
because I thought that that was some some get me hat shit. So Tarna
I said, I said where I live at and she was like it's me
nigga da ship and ship was like I gotta see you some titties or someone
said oh yeah, it's really her, but like it's super super fucking addictive.
But that's how it works. So it is when you have um,
you know, like I said, if you were to land on this one,
it's gonna turn it into a dice because you can't get any more shields.
It's the coldest Monopoly game ever. It's Monopoly own like six times crack.
It's crazy, it's wilder shit. I got I gotta jail more than
Robert Downey Junior Nigga. And I feel like every level, like they always
up in how much it costs to get out of jail. Everything, every
level, the costs to get out of jail goes up, the cost for
the luxury tax goes up, the cost for building. Yeah, but but
but that's also the cost The cost for passing go goes up. All of
that shit goes up. But yeah, it is like it's super super super
addictive. And like I said, I keep a ton of dice on me
because here's how it works. Tommy has full shields, he got all three
shields. Now for me, no one, because it tells you what level
people are on. So nobody that I know has unlocked the level to where
they have five shields. Ye. So at best, if nobody has hit
you before I did, and your shields are actually full, I know that
I need to hit you at least five times before I do damage back to
back. I'm gonna take them four shields if you even got them, and
then I'm gonna start lighting your ass the fuck up because I have enough dice
to star you out, so they'll start ship with me and then they run
out of dice. Go. Yeah. I watched this really because because because
Bro started it, and then all of a sudden, after I was hitting
him, he quit and I was like that they got the dice, and
then he wrote in the group chat and he was like, leave me alone.
Hope I saw the game. I was like, oh, because I
used to love Monopoly on Nintendo. Remember back then had to you know,
you had a card and we were playing on the Xbox. Yeah, that
was probably like the next when you started playing board games or like any kind
of games and video game version, you will find out that you have been
playing this game wrong. Then I wasn't hyped that the car actually take off
like a car yo, because it'd be it would be certain rules. I'm
like, na, we never played like that. Then I'll be like,
niggas just never read that. You just you played with everybody, so it's
like your Facebook friends list and then random people. That's on there, but
I U just go into Google play Store. It's called Monopoly Go. But
that shit is so addictive, man, you said that. I was like,
I've been exposed. I ain't going out with it on the train and
then zol and you put the robber mask on only yeah, hey, when
I was because after when my mom passed, like, I was up all
night, day and night playing my Wars. That was my That's what I
got got through that ship with on. It was. I was addicted to
that ship for like three days. I didn't sleep for like three days,
being like, dude, could nobody fuck with me in my Wars? Yeah?
You cannot fuck with me? I it was. It got so I
got so good that I wouldn't even fund the more. I have so much
money. I was like, I'm way too rich. Just get submersible and
shit, I see, I see, I see why rich people do crazy
shit. I was so rich. I was like, this is no fun
anymore. You just hit a little bit. We just accumulate so much money
for playing the game because they won't give us a new game. So we've
been playing the same game like the last maybe eight years. Oh wow,
So now you're into and We've switched from three different systems. So we started
on Xbox three sixty, we went the Xbox One, now we on Xbox.
It's all the same game. You know how much fucking money niggas got
from just playing the same game for like ten years, because you remember in
My War you can pick like a like a petty a petty uh a crime
or some big shit. I was always I only took a big shit,
like a little petty NiFe knife games, Nigga, I need this is real.
I was really a thug. You can tell me shit. Gotta get
the gotta get the game back to go. We gotta do a diamond house.
Now. You gotta be playing this game now, see I'm not falling
through this well, I need to um. So door Dash, Kayla,
did you get a door Dash promotion? I had a door Dash promotion for
me to do fifteen deliveries before midnight tonight. So we probably want to get
out of here. So I'm trying to meet my quoto because they give you
extra seventy five dollars to do it. But speaking of door Dash, I
really feel like I need to start doing this. M I'm hoping that I
did this right I see the circle going. Was I just supposed to push
the button? Yep? Believable yesterday? Yea, hear it? Y I
need twenty times multipliers come up on my cash that ain't go full screen at
all. Fuckers. That was a lie. That was misleading. I thought
this was gonna make it bigger. I'm gone on a rabbit hole on TikTok
of like emotional stories. I can't get to the plate symbol on here are
you moving the mouth? It's a controphy. No, they didn't work.
I work with m Yeah, because if I do this to say, um,
I'm an exit full screen because this shit ain't working right, Okay,
No, hey, how are you? I didn't order any door Oh yeah,
I know, I know. I'm looking Ronald Jones. Yeah that would
be me. Yeah, you ordered to ten pieces from Wingstop. Believable yesterday,
the mado. I'm upset y'all because I really, I really want y'all
to see this video so that y'all can know that this is how I got
to start rolling up on Nigga's jack mh. So you got the promotion and
you just ain't started to get Yes. Yeah, this Internet, we're not
sharing nobody's Internet, so nobody's other than this system. Yes, you can,
you know you think you might be the only person on that system?
Tons the wife. Well, i'm an, I am, I'm I'm gonna
go ahead, and I'm it's such an easy joke, even even when it's
not true. It's such an easy joke. What would you saying? As
the group chat that was cracking up? He's like, you haven't started some
job in general? No, not that I thought you was. I forgot.
I forgot yours was different than mine, so that that might be something
different entirely. I forgot about yours. What No, okay, look we're
talking about a job. Damn okay, So tone posted that minute. I
was making sure if I needed to post one or so I'm a post the
second league and um and hostually apera roun y'all just synopsis share the messenger they
made doing cocaine sounds so beautiful, Ran, that's not who's that a lot
of work at? I just shared it in there all right? Well,
um, I know we usually do like a full, you know, three
hour show, but I really got to get out of here and go get
these coins because if you were not aware, Um, jelly Bean just graduated
as well on the fourteenth and then her birthday. Oh yeah, y'all,
y'all with them down, because she graduated on the fourteenth and we weren't here
on the eighteenth. That was Father's Day. So she graduated, Um that
Wednesday before Father's Day. He just comes fourteen on Friday, so she just
had a graduation birthday. Um. But yeah, So trying to recover from
all of this shit. I look, mommy need coins. Y'all gonna subscribe,
go buy something. I told ya, everything is up the sights.
Yeah, y'all, y'all, y'all ain't got no reason not to be buying
next week. Um, we are going to go ahead and get fresh and
early. Happy birthday because his birthday is Saturday and we won't be in until
the day after. I'm gonna be her fan. Happy birthday, very true,
because they they party might be let. Very sure, the party might
be let. The last time I tried to do a show after the day
party, I fell asleep on the line. Yeah yeah, So we'll see
how this goes. But UM, if you were not able to tune in
to the full episode, that is okay because you can always go back on
my page or on our YouTube channel and just play it from the fucking beginning.
Or if you want to listen to you at work listen. Then make
sure y'all go and check us out when our new episodes dropped on Tuesday at
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Are we still on Amazon? I don't even know what awe? Everywhere
wherever where you want to video up and show everything, it's like Apple Spotify,
these are now we are still on all right? All right? Well,
um, I'm about to get out of here and go, you know,
join this delivery life. Shout out to one of my Comer's candy Closet
customers because when I pulled up to a house with her order, I said,
hey, this is the familiar and um she did tip, so good
for her, so I told her. I was like, yeah, I
said, I'm delivering Dickson food, so whatever I mean. Yeah, I
didn't dropped everything off to her. Now, yeah, I hate this nack.
So until next time we got a home. I mean, well,
because we're using Declaration of Independence, let's