Good morning the world. It's March fourteenth, the day of the Singing Downbeat
a pot of gold eight o'clock. I had a lot of other stuff throughout
the day as well. A crucial game for the Maths last night the Cowboys
finally signed someone. Should we go to a four day work week? Much
more? Just fun times throughout the day. I'm Kevin Turner, Mike Siroy,
Sir. That wasn't that's not how it hurt? How you do it?
Dude, we went over it. I think it'd be redundant to introduce
myself. J Everyone knows me. Start at the intro again. JA,
don't do that, don't do that. We got it so much ticket,
I actually do have a lot, and we got a lot of sprung on
us. I do know, first of all, though I come bearing gifts
all right. Last week we scratched the lottery tickets off and we won fourteen
dollars. So I today was like, we're not gonna do it with the
little two dollar tickets and I've ever seen my car, so scratch them one
of four there, So let's I gave the guy six dollars plus the fourteen
left, so twenty dollars okay, So how much was this ticket? Five?
Five? And look what it says on there? And are the iHeart
Radio Power Blitz Second grancefer motion? Okay? So how many people just absolutely
throw these things in the garbage when they lose? Yeah, we need to
actually enter the iHeartRadio Power Blitz Second Chance Promotion. You probably got a really
good chance to what a better chance than you do of just scratching the son
of a bitch off. I mean, nobody's mailing this into anyone, right,
what if you mail it in and your your prizes? You have to
come see a live radio show in Dallas, Texas? Does the Power Blitz
Second Chance promotion work for launching the freak? I shouldn't have done that.
I'm trying to stop doing that, and I just could. He's right there
though it was on the lottery ticket. I had to read it. JJ,
I got your five dollars, scratch off right here, scratch at your
own will. It doesn't even say what it is though, what you get.
It's a second chance second chance? Man, doesn't everyone doesn't everyone deserve
a second chance? Mikey, Yeah, fine, but it should tell you
what we're trying to win. I don't two chances to win what money?
Cool stuff? No, I think it's from maybe tickets to go to the
iHeart Music Festival festival. Okay, that's good value. I don't want to
scratch this whole thing out, dude, I'm tired. What hey, I
didn't say you had to scratch it live on the air. Is there any
amount that you could scratch off and then go two middle fingers up and just
grab your bag and go straight home. Top price two hundred thousand dollars.
No, it's not enough. It just quit. I mean, I mean
you take the day though, Yeah, take the day. Okay, I'm
going to cash my money, you know what, personally, but again,
even two hunderd k. I don't want to screw you guys. I mean
I think I'm starting to hear the downbeat singing pot of gold songs. I
think I'm trying to feel a little bit sick. What's that one hundred and
six days piled up? Hold on my throat's a little scratchy. Unfortunately,
we do get a pretty cool amount of sick days we do. It's like,
damn near two weeks worth our ten to fourteen days something like that of
actual sick days so cough it up. Unfortunately, sneeze away down miswork.
I'm always like I wish I was at work. I wish I hate it,
my job, my job. I like you guys, I love it.
We love it. We leave a lot of meat in this business,
leave a lot of meat on the bone when it comes to vacation days off
sick days. Because I'm telling you, in other companies, people look at
their total package as far as their vacation in sick days, personal days,
and they just find ways to use it out. Yeah. Yeah, they'll
use every sick day just because they can. Do you think they try to
disguise it though. Like let's say you are taking the family to Disney World
to see Harry potter Land, right, and you're leaving let's say next Wednesday,
Thursday, Friday. You have scheduled for vacation. But the truth is
your flight leaves this Saturday. But you have the pressure of saying all right,
so on Monday and Tuesday, all I have to you is call in
and then I'm clear for the whole week. It's fine. Yeah, but
then you got to tell the woman to stay off social media? Is there
you are taking a picture with Goofy, it's not sick, but I think
it's America's greatest thing. You have to make the announcement that Goofy gave you
the clap. But I think they trick us into feeling guilty about using days
that are given to us here. They don't. They're pretty cool about that
here, always have been here. And I think sick days are look,
don't come in if you're sick. I think sick days are typically abused,
not not to like get a group of them together. It's like just that
day where you wake up and you're like, I don't feel like going in,
I'm sick, and you just call in. It's like, yeah,
man, I got a fever. I'm gonna probably just lay loaded day.
Okay, cool, we got thirteen sick days left. People use that more
than we do for sure, right But here, if, like we've always
said, if one of us isn't here, the other two literally have more
lifting to do. It just adds thirty three percent or whatever to the weight
of the show for them. And I don't want to do that to you
guys. So I'd have to really sick where I was a concerned about giving
you two something or be just can't get through a four hour thing. I
feel just taking a day like because we try to burn a little bit of
RANDO vacation days throughout the year so we don't just have that big backlog around
Christmas where we're gone for seven weeks. Even just taking the RANDO Friday like
I did a couple of weeks ago, I just feel guilty because of us.
Yeah, just because I miss it number one, because I feel like,
what am I doing. It's Friday and I'm not at work, and
then I think about you guys, and I'm like, dang it. It's
not like a fear of being replaced. Well maybe a little bit, but
also it's just I don't like I don't like leaving. I feel bad for
my buddies being up here, having to do a little extra work when you
weren't here. Though we were incredible. The show was incredibly, incredibly good.
I saw the rankings, your local Dallas radio rankings for that day,
and after that day there's just a green arrow next to it, up up
up. Yeah, it was to something's different, different, something different.
I'm taking the whole month of April off, and you know, I'm not
gonna think twice about it vacation. Yes, you will. You will think
more about it than probably me and Mikey combined would because nobody loves this job
more than you. Kevy. I love the job. I like to work,
Okay, I like the scene doesn't make any sense? Could you scratch
off your power spots? Man? I stretched off the power slots. If
you get two matching symbols on your power slot, then you could win some
big money there. Would you win lost on mine? But I'm about to
enter the iHeartRadio power Blitz. Let's all enter it. Mail it in well
check damn it. You have money? Are using a key? I'm using
a key, using a key? You saying a keyd What do you scratch
every day anymore? I don't either. I'm not doing it, guys.
I no one said you had to do it. I do it. I
did half of it. It was not meant to be an on air bit.
It's not good radio, to be honest. You know you're right.
So this was just a personal gift from me to you to prove that I'm
not an ahole. Thanks Kevin. Thanks because now you kind of we'll do
a lot of the show today going no. Yeah, you know, I
was thinking about ganging up on him a little bit, but now he seemed
like a nice guy because he got us a five dollars gift out of the
kindness of his own fart. Can I waste twelve minutes for every single person
here and everyone listenings time? I surely got If it cuts into the mass
singer update, I'm going to kill you. Do you have one? Yeah?
Oh yeah, points awarded and an SNL bet update, But go ahead,
I can save this. No, what I have. What I have
is this is the dumbest thing you've ever heard. Three minutes. Okay,
do your thing. I had a dream, and I know you guys look
at me, and you know this that I have a ton of incredibly great
ideas. I know you guys think me like that. Was this your dream?
I had a dream that led to an idea that got me writing all
kinds of stuff down Soroy Industries, you know, we come up with products
that change the world, could change the world, oftentimes do change the world.
But we have an offshoot of Soroy Industries Presents. It's our Film Motion
Picture Corporation. So we come up with movies sometimes and we came up with
Earth two. Remember that and it sounds stupid, But then you're like,
all right, yeah, that actually sounds kind of cool. Do you remember
the premise of Earth two, Kevin, Now keep in mind there was never
an Earth one. They're just Earth going at the ball to make Earth.
Did this spawn off of the discussion about animals attacking humans? Uh? No,
This society has been around longer than that Earth too. It's sometimes it
takes you know, ten, fifteen, twenty years to get a movie a
green lit or green list. The green lit are green lighted, green lit,
green lit, green lot. Right. Earth two is like, imagine
our solar system. There's another habitable planet that's in the Solar system. You
know, we cross planets. You get closer and every I don't know what
I had it at, Every like fourteen years, the two Earths get close
enough to where you can actually realistically travel between the two. And they each
two have different like political ideas and values. And let's just say one of
them they take care of the Earth and it's beautiful and resources are abundant,
and the other one maybe they don't take care and they're depleted all the resources.
So every time they get close enough, the depleted planet tries to start
going to take things from the Nice Planet, and they have to defend themselves,
and they're like, wait, why don't we just move to the Nicelanet?
Why don't we take over the whole Nice planet? And then year and
then it's gone. Then you have thirteen more years and you can't really communicate
Earth two. It's a fabulous idea, Bob, have another idea that I
want to run by you guys? Are you sitting? Toroy Industries presents an
association with Hong King Pictures Diamond Teeth? Okay, what do you think it's
about Diamond Teeth? Hung King, that's the one we need. It's an
international funding. If it's not about kung fu gangs, I'm probably not interested
right now, but please continue. Hey Danny, remember the guy killed guy
went to the brothel? Diamond Teeth is about a man? Am I good?
So far? Sure? Is it one main character? Are you going
for a main lead? What's the you know what? Forget that I asked?
You can confirm that you thought it was about Am I going for the
lead? No? No? Are you getting one lead? Big male lead?
Yeah, there's gonna I don't have the thing casted yet we're just work
on the he's gonna he's gonna direct it and cast himself as the lead.
I'm just saying, do you have a picture of who I see the star
of this film being? Yeah, he's got a look, he's got a
vibe, got a specific cool vibe. It's hard to explain. So,
yeah, he has diamond teeth. Well, no, lie, not only
does the star of the new film Diamond Teeth have diamond teeth. Okay,
imagine if every human grew teeth that were diamonds. Now you're gonna say you're
an idiot, and fine, that's fine. You may say that in six
more minutes when we're done with this conversation. But just know that Earth two
has some poignant messages that apply to our current world, and no Diamond Teeth
do as well. No joke. I do love the idea of Earth teeth.
Okay, right, I really do. Yes, thank you. Every
fourteen years, something happens when we they get close enough, and then you
see how the other version of you is doing. There's so much better.
You're like jealous, Yeah, I do you want to take what they have?
I realize I'm an idiot, but the premise of her sound, as
is the premise of Diamond Teeth. It's a little wilder. I don't smoke
weed. You can come up here right now and make me pee in a
cup. I do not smoke weed. But this is very much a stoner
idea. Imagine if every human grew teeth made of diamonds, like just naturally,
that's what our teeth were made of, was diamonds or something of equivalent
value. Yes, okay, just start with her. What are you any
thoughts that you have, I mean the most like in general, no about
this, about this premise diamond teeth. Back to diamond teeth, I mean,
anything that you could uh well, I was immediately going back now to
the presidential explosion, where you know, you get the real details of what
really happened to George Washington's teeth. So I'm thinking, as he took them,
some of them from uh he extracted them from indentured servants and injured servants.
So it's like I'm wondering, diamond teeth. He becomes because he has
diamond teeth, he is always a target for everyone. People are trying to
get, like what you're thinking, find him and rip them out of the
world. A targets if everybody has interesting But yeah, you did say that
kind of threw that off. Every human grows diamonds in their mouth instead of
teeth. Diamonds are stronger than your actual teeth. But everyone inherently has value
that grows out of them. So it's a world devoid of greed. Perhaps,
but I really doubt it, because you always want more world proved because
if you if you run low on fundage, you're not you're going to be
more apt to take someone else's teeth and pull your own to pay rent.
You take your own teeth. You can see someone and want their teeth.
We all have diamonds, every person born equally. Boy, this would put
doctor ted out of business because there'd be no cavities up a little bit.
All right, are you thinking about baby teeth? Just think every human born
with about born to grow about twenty baby teeth, and they fall out the
baby. You essentially get those diamonds. You were born with value that your
body just creates. They're worth what diamonds are worth, but they're small diamonds.
But you're born with this twenty teeth. Let's just say ten thousand dollars
each. Because I assume the prices of diamonds will maybe go down a little
bit because they're abundant more. Yeah, they're more abundant, but are they
even I don't know howy diamonds are out there, but let's say ten k
each. So every baby is born essentially with two hundred thousand dollars worth of
baby teeth that are gonna naturally fall out like it's a gift as being a
human born. You have two hundred thousand dollars. You don't have to pull
them out, you don't have to think about where you get them. You
have that built in. But then already on that level, do the parents
steal them? Do their own parents feel obligated? Those are my teeth?
Justifying the theft by saying that you don't even near baby, you don't know
what they're worth. We pay for anything anyway. That's a parent's gift is
when you have a child, you get those baby teeth that are made of
diamonds, and you can sell them essentially for two hundred thousand dollars. Society
would go that way, be smarter to say, hey, the baby,
get these, put it in the bank. You have this waiting for you
two hundred thousand dollars just on something your body grew naturally. That's just the
baby side, honey, I think Junior swallowed the tooth. Well, get
out the strainer. You'd be sifting harder than you do already. So by
age twenty one, all thirty two permanent teeth have usually erupted for humans,
and now you have a mouthful of diamonds. It doesn't look weird. You
know, we all look the same. So let's also say because of the
rarity, that diamond values decreased slightly, but each tooth is worth fifty thousand
dollars. So as an adult twenty years old, give or take, every
adult has about one point six million dollars worth of diamond teeth. That changes
everything about your life. It changes absolutely everything. But now the value obviously
a little because diamond teeth I think in this scenario the only diamonds on Earth.
You're not mining diamonds anymore. And this might be in a world where
diamond minds have run dry for years and years. I don't know you think
about the value on corpses exactly, but then what, yeah, I think
when somebody passes that much like inheritance, the diamond teeth go to the family
if you can get them there. What about people that are you know,
not that don't really have any family to claim them, like people that live
under a bridge. Yeah there and they pass away? Then does do those
teeth go to the government. Well, but it's unlikely that if you live
under a bridge to fund the local program because the protection of one's body and
face would have to be prioritized as well. Oh, you're walking around one
point six million dollars in your mouth at all times, every human is.
They would have to redo how they make toothpaste and mouthwash as well because it
can damage the diamonds. Okay, but also this would create a lot more
uh Casey Kaseum situations where a body's getting shifted back and forth across the nation
in a coffin as they go to court. What don't you remember what happened
to Casey Kaseum. His family was fighting over who had the rights to him,
so his body for the two months after he died, his body was
getting shifted from the East Coast to Phoenix as they were going to court.
They're like, who gets his estate? And they never They finally buried him,
like long after his death. But that would create that, that would
be madness. There would be family members calling from way out of state to
try to get their hands in this because you have six billion dollars in your
mouth. Just the thought that every day you're a target. You're a target
and everybody knows it. But there are a target too. Yeah, and
then you see some people with no teeth knowing they'll do anything to get those
teeth that are growing in your mouth, that your body produce naturally just as
theirs. Did you just handled differently, or did you grow up in an
environment where you didn't have to even think about yanking one of your teeth out
and selling it. No, of course, my whole family has all their
teeth, and it would be the ultimate symbol to walk around smiling with all
your actual diamond teeth in to prove I didn't even touch these things. You
kidding. Look at my luxury, Look at all that I have, Just
like our world right now. If you really think about it, guys,
down teeth would officially put us in the food chain. It's basically it's the
equivalent of that. It's hard to understand, but it would make us all
be preyed upon or predators. Whether we act on that or not, it
would be up to us and what civilization looks like. Well, financially speaking,
Kevin, we already are. That's what we're really doing here with diamond
but we don't walk to go get a gas or go to our job,
and we're not constantly looking behind us. In this scenario, they must be
protected. People are coming for those diamonds. And then if you want to
sell one for yourself, right, I mean, you're doing okay, But
God, if I just get rid of one of my diamonds, need these
wisdom teeth, these diamond wisdom teeth. I get rid of diamond wisdom teeth,
that's one point six million dollars. You know, fine, I'll be
good then, But they're not growing back, and doctor Troy has got his
hands full over it at North Texas Dental Surgery. He can't help you.
It's a symbolic portrait, Fellows. Diamond teeth is of our current wealth gap,
in which some people have everything, yet they want more. They must
have luxury, and they'll have that luxury at the expense of everyone else,
including the less fortunate, to the point that some people cannot even eat.
And guys can't eat without your teeth. Yeah, so you have to live
off of pudding, but you're rich, take of all the pudding you can
buy. That's kind of like what it's like to be old right now.
Look, sometime tonight you're probably gonna lay in bed and close your eyes.
Like most nights, you're gonna think God stro as an idiot. But then
it's going to kind of hit you, huh, because every human is born
with tons of value, but we're just making it literal and visible, tangible
value in the form of diamonds that you have grown instead of your teeth.
This is an allegorical existential tale. Yeah yeah, JJ is a lover of
movies like you got the You got the email to see the advanced screening of
Diamond Teeth at Alamo Draft House Cinema. Are you in? Thank you?
JJ? Hm. Who's it starring? I need to know the lead,
don't say Michael B. Jordan's okay, I'm ready to win her over.
I don't have a cast for Robert. Yes, Robert Duvall in the star
of Diamond Teeth. Well, we can help work together to cast it.
I don't know. I'm rich, but I eat a lot of cream.
I'm telling you it's an interesting idea. This is an interesting idea. It's
weird. It's me. That's they're making movies, right, a lot of
movies like this again, a world where this is what society is. Then
go, it's like the Creator but better. But if it does create an
allegory for you know, the current situation which probably should be addressed. Lot
of people have diamonds and buckets of diamonds. All you want to do is
acquire diamonds. Diamonds have replaced gold is the baseline for our currencies. Who
knows if even what the currency even is. This is the only thing about
it. And you this came to you in a dream, just a flash
of it in a dream. To be honest, most of it came from
yesterday when I was putting that game show together and I gave you the true
false question to the human body contained gold? That was a good one,
which one blew my mind. I thought about it is that I wanted to
change it to make it harder because I'm like, silver, do we contain
silver? And then I googled does the human body contain diamond? Even though
I knew the answer, but I'm like I don't know. I was run
out of stuff, and then I spent a good hour thinking about diamond teeth
and you don't smoke weed. I don't smoke weed. Edibles, no nothing,
Oh okay, no drugs, no drugs. I was thinking about Australia
being wider than the moon last night. Boy, I bet that made your
brain go crazy, didn't he did? Man something? It is something.
Guys have entered the iHeart Power Blitz. So you know good, that's good.
I want this update SNL and uh singer because I want to see so
we did it. We got some points, but did a draft? Did
you watch? By the way, what masked Singer? No? I googled
it last night late last night. We're done with that show, right,
hold on, we got one collar? What do they got? Good?
Do they have something on diamond potential investors? Okay, let's do this.
Let's put potential investor. You're online one? What's your name? Mike Good?
Hi, Mike. See. I often see that I used to go
about shale, but it was confusing. I often see that the light bulbs
don't illuminate over the friends of my co hosts, but they're sometimes dense.
Mike, I trust. I trust that I've got a problem and a solution
with diamondy Okay, go on the problem with diamond te If everyone had diamond
tees, they wouldn't be valuable. It's just, you know, a common
thing. But if they were still valuable and you opted to sell one,
keep it. The Conia dentures cz dance yep. Problem solved cash in the
pocket. He's going to have to work out in the script. I built
in some of that. I tried to look up hard for what the value
of beat would be of a diamond the size of a human tooth, and
it's hard because the density and weight of the average tooth is known. I
think it's one point six grams, and that would be worth millions and millions
and millions of dollars. So because of the lack of rarity, I lowered
the price of each tooth to about ten thousand dollars for the baby teeth and
about fifty thousand dollars per tooth for an adult human diamond tooth, so they
could be walking around with a molar on his ear. Okay, yeah,
I don't know if diamonds would still be used to adorn the faces of our
wealthy, which is a very different conversation. And it's super weird that we
hang precious diamonds off of our heads. They would need to be treated as
an essential resource like oil, right, something that would that the world needed
to sustain. I don't think the status quo. I think it's there.
It's the baseline currency of planet Earth, okay, versus a resource that needs
to be used and destroyed. And the only resource that these diamonds come from
are from the human mouth. Yes, this is on Earth too, where
diamond mining is very illegal. You cannot mind precious metals out of the earth,
right, Mike. Yeah, that's right, and they're probably, you
know, like digging up Keith in South Africa. So it's a fair point.
There's a lot of angles where it goes. You think of everyone who's
died every graveyard final Yeah, you just have to watch the movie to find
out. Yeah, we don't really have a storyline or a script or even
a plot. We just kind of have a it's a loose synopsis. Can
we count on your financial support? Hey, I'm in for a dollar,
in for a dime. You know that's weak ass, Mike, and you
know it. I don't have any teeth. I can't help it. All
right, we're dangerously close to you, making this, making us late.
Thanks for calling in though. Thanks Mike. Do you like Helstorm? Don't
do this to him. I'm a shale at heart, that a boy.
All right, you have it, you take on the day, all right.
Hey, I'm going home, going to bed. I've been up.
Oh coming up next? Cocaine man? Are we going to a four day
work week? Next time? Night? You have one for