Yeah, she thinks so much that it's literally every photo is the same.
I think like a disc track. What m Yeah, I tried that name
really differently because the bitch stir my hair green. It was like, what's
color did you have that day? When one compared you to a bag of
ruffles? I don't even I don't even remember saying that you have five wise
because you put the bag up next to her. Yeah, I remember,
sound like a bad person. You don't have to make you sound like I
remember when we had the live pot and when Chante did my makeup and ship
my hair was blue. I looked just like the makeup brush she used because
I took a picture next to it. I hate you, you know that
blonde? I was like, have you you've been blind? Yeah? My
natural hair was blue. I bleeve my natural hair BLMB. You can do
a short hair ERA, so I have my short hair era. You bring
your Back's just gonna be cold. Not in Texas anymore. Tell me about
it. It's been a journey. Well anyway, If this is your first
time joining us, I would like to properly introduce myself. I am your
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We got the narcissist, the new mister bitches, I got one building I
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everything now absolutely yeah, yeah, the classic man, mister Towne Death,
Hey one, I ain't gonna lie though this camera make them phenomenal. Br
It looked like fried chicken to me a little bit. It looked like pieces
of like thick slice am like real road and so at the top, at
the top, it looks like fried chicken. But when you look at the
side, it looks like lunch meat because like you know, when it's like
pinched together type ship. But I am also joined by the left of Sita
bottle around we don't we don't promote around here. They don't pay me,
so they don't get Yeah, that's better turn the bottle to I'm getting that
true cheap water off the table. Well, let's put the volcano water.
That's that's a staple in the studio now exactly like look, I put all
the all the waters in front of me. You know, hopefully I don't
get through all of them like that, but you know, I don't know.
You hang out with one long enough, it wants filling in for Tommy.
We got Kayla in the building. Okay, the co co drop the
cop remember that. Remember that's co Cooke, not like not Coke Ho.
She don't be, she don't be. You know, power it's still out,
bro, don't worry. So so we were just having a debate before
the show started because I said I hate fucking musicals. Now Kayla is asking
how you know somebody can hate a musical because people are happy singing and dancing.
But when you think about, like, every musical does not have motherfuckers
that are happy while they are singing and dancing, And maybe that's what pisses
me off about. Jesus Christ died and Jesus Christ Superstar is what you that's
the way what I'm just saying. That's not a happy ending. My god,
some people do see this happy he died and he rolls again. I
don't think he came back in the musical though. They really got to stop
selling lot too, because I'm you know, I don't like the movies like
Hairspray, Grease and like like, that's that's not my thing. I do
not like. I don't like musicals. I don't know. Rickylake just had
a big ass wig on. It depends how which one you like. In
the newer one, she was just trying to like find herself. It was
segregation. They didn't like black people, but they didn't like big girls.
No, she was just trying to find her way in the world, and
she did. She broke down barriers. They had a good am. I
feel No, it wasn't that type of movie because that's helping with segregation,
bringing black people onto TV. That was a big one international international porn.
Hello, I hate that. I know how I feel about it. Adams
with the musical they have, they have a musical on Broadway, probably terrible
to I don't know, man, now that clips to get into it,
I go, you know, did you I got one? It's a staple
in the black community. What are your feelings on the Whiz? That's not
a musical. That's that's a movie with music in it, A music that
got turned. That's a movie that's always that is a movie with music in
it. I never thought of that as a musical. Okay, So,
so the reason why this conversation was even prompted was because one loves to irritate
his coworkers by humming and singing Disney songs. So Kayla's like, you know,
Kayla is the most optimistic motherfucker I've ever met. Dama. He turns
everything into a moment and right, it's like, bro, I really just
but she's also seen me super pissed and everything donna be all sunny signs.
And because I feel like I could be like Bro, I really just found
out I got breast cancer. Well now you don't have to pay as much
for brals. Like that's how optimistic. Yeah, I feel like that.
If you make a dish and you say the dish is not that good,
I will taste it and find something that's good about it, and I will
encourage you to do better the next time. That's me, I'll encourage you
to do Is that your model in life? Why is that bad? It's
not bad depending on where you use do better. Is that like that you
pick relationships? I'm just like you pick niggas like that because that's a terrible
that's not like a terrible way to pic niggas. I don't do that.
I couldn't you, But don't worry, you'll do better next time. Something
I found yet so so so that so that's what got us started on that
topic because mine purposely irritates his coworkers by singing and humming Disney shell tunes,
right, And Kayla's like, you know, but how can he not like
you know, like Disney, Like look white people. Usually I can deal
with like Disney Ship because like there's a full movie apart, you know,
they throw some singing in there every now and then. But I hate fucking
musicals, like I hate them. They really just annoy me. Okay.
I don't know if it's the fucking the singing and the choreography, or maybe
it's just the fact that the ship that I've seen, Like, bro,
why are you singing about this? Like tone said, like, because I
brought up rent He's like everybody and that motherfucker had eight and they just singing.
That's what because I thought about some of my favorite musicals. But that
ship is stabbed, Okay, is rented one? Does somebody get stabbed in
there? Rosario Dawson's in there. I ain't talking about the characters I'm saying,
then somebody gets stabbed in there might have because what I'm thinking that somebody
got somebody got shank, all right, and I don't think that was shanking
niggas too, so yeah, but that's like they just they singing and dancing
about ship that they don't even need to be singing to dance about. Like
Annie, she's a fucking orphan. She's like, Bro, instead of kisses,
we get kicked, she is singing about child abuse. What is happy
about that? I feel like, if you like musicals, you like Civil
Warrior acts, that is a stretch because, first of all, Civil War.
If you said musicals, bro, you like Silvier Warrior, crack,
Hey, what's going on? I believe the Civil War re enactments was cracking.
Two bro, they were not cracking for they just be out there with
the muskts, like, boy, you're talking about you talk about niggas out
there? N you fall all? Are you talking about niggas larning? That's
what the Zip War re enactment is. They larned you out there larning one
what I what were laughing? It's like, we're liking ship. That's the
only one that's worth doing. Old Knights and the round Table like this thing
like like Lion King. Right, while we are watching the actual animation of
Lion King, no one is what is Kimber? You know, like that's
Jack that's on the it's a lion so the whole thing YouTube. But when
you look at it, you know, while we're watching the animation of Lion
King, Yeah, there's a musical score in the background because it builds the
suspense of the sing correct, but they are not fucking singing about Mufasa Giant.
Meanwhile, you go to a goddamn musical and they are going to turn
this into a song waving in the background, dramatics like bro but because because
because nobody can deny scars be prepared slack to this day that is going down
when Disney song. But the irony behind that statement you just made. Lion
King is the highest gross and musical ever because people like musicals. I just
don't like musical move is that moves? Is that move? Uss is dead?
The hyenas are coming down the street. Hyenas. People who sit through
musicals are fucking terrists. You watch musicals like, oh my god, you
are that person. That's a nasty work. Young lady like reason like not
not if it's the musical, I ain't going Gena says, you ain't going
to see mag new music and fam I hate musicals like bro, I I
just I want to go in here. I want to watch the movie,
see the plot, and you know, like I said, if there are
like little songs and ship in between things, you know that's cool. But
just to make everything no, I hate it. What if it's acting and
they just decided to break out the song WHI how many times do we got
to explain to you that if there's music in the movie, that is okay,
But for you to kill Mofossa on stage, it's a grown man in
a life costume laying there like this is ship pretending to be dead. Ain't
nobody watching that ship? That's why, like Dino said, though one point
eight no billion, my guy, not millions? Move uss is then it's
a couple of zeros. Off of being prepared to talk about I'm just saying
you ain't know the musical, bro, I'm there, he really does the
him up. I guess I don't know. That makes me readvaluate because I'm
thinking about Hairspray and some of them songs in there was like it depends on
the beau. He was singing about something. He's like, you never get
to college, but you still look good. And I'm like, damn that,
yeah, that is kind of you, said somebody. And the whole
time, I'm like, until you finally listen to wait and I We'll go
watch all them over again, be like just really watch out. Yeah,
literally called the musical Brittany Bye hold on, shout out to Breadford. She
is all the way Brittany on Mexico and she and she wanted to make sure
that she's Brittany. They saying they hate musicals about me, Brittany. Brittany
used to be in musical. Me and Brittany bonded over Himilton. We were
musicals plays because it's like we're why do you have to break out the song
over shooting the basketball? Please don't take this, don't be offended by this
next comment. If I want already of person because I watched you, why
does that not supposedly I love you big London. Watch you must be talking
about London because she always posting about how she how she sees cheeks and women's
Oh she works a woman's You never seen her. Yeah, but listen,
Yeah, but I don't no music, no musicals for me, Like I
want you to imagine me making a musical bro musical with holes. It was
slap honestly, hology, y'all are terrorists. Yeah, your musica would basically
be like, uh, what's going on? We cannot see who you are?
Safe? You're in the group. We gotta get the permission to show
you. And let's just agree again probably I don't know. There you go
right there, hotels the hole the other way. But yeah, come on,
man, you really should like that would be with your illustrations and look
like like if you don't do a musical, it definitely has to be a
play kind of like how for colored Girls had like each girl had a different
color, each hole got their own tail from a different color. Did you
ask celevant album? We could even have like you know, to short come
in. I tell so well, that's gonna be the opening. That's how
somebody gonna open it. They're gonna just say. Well, as most of
you know, we didn't do the show last week Sunday because we had the
Lacivious Vivees launch party and pop up shops. My very first my very first,
No, you know what, that was probably as silence as that pop
up strop because a lot of y'all was full of ship. But it is
okay, let's talk about it, because it is okay, like, let's
talk about it that every everybody in this room definitely showed up and showed out,
and I appreciate it. A lot of you motherfuckers is full of ship.
I kept telling her, like, this is not me blaming Kayla by
the way I want her. I want her, I want her to know
that. But Kayla is like, I don't know if anybody saw that post
that I made on Facebook, because Kayla is a fucking tyrant. Okay,
when it comes to plenty things, Cayla is a fucking tyrant, a dictator.
She is Kim young om okay, correctly because his dame. That's why
she is a She's a fucking just bruh. So I posted that clip when
I dig it, and you know, of course I use my editor,
so I labeled it so I'm the kid, and I put you know,
Kayla over the old grim. I'm tired of this grandpa. But that's damn,
I promise to god. I almost got in trouble because I was inconsolable
because I had just gotten her. I've been doing this out. It's just
been so bad. She let you cut her out saying a lot right.
I really been like, dude, what what the And I thank you,
thank you, thank you. I definitely appreciate y'all. I'm like, bring
your eyes on, I'm tired. Did Caleb, Yeah that's yeah, that's
too bad. And thanks to Lee Loo and Trey of course, and definitely
Britt for coming out to the pop up. I really appreciate y'all. She's
in d C right now. The Smithsonian shout out her and she made it
to yes. But you know, like for those who did you know come
through, you share the post, you know, word of mouth, you
donated. Keisha is not in the comments she make shout out to her because
she actually donated our treats she did for the pop up, and those cupcakes
were fucking amazing. Shout outs for most people know. I love straw I
love Strawberry. So Tom, can you please go ahead and give Pam a
shout out? Please? Oh? I forgot to do her review as busy,
I mean actually working. I forgot I was driving at the time.
I need to do that because they were really nice. But the season Mobile
Bartending for basically holding down T d R as a whole because almost any event
I need them for they come. They right, they good and like somebody's
they were really nice and they're they're super super professional and they came all of
everything they needed they had. Ye. The only thing that I provided was
you know, the alcohol, and then whatever it was left they gave me
back. They showed technique com get this alcohol. Yeah, but I do
like I really really really appreciate them for that. For the food, it's
okay. I'm like, bro, because I would say, yeah, I
was like I had messed up. I had higher expectations because I just didn't
I see it. I didn't realize things were I know how. I know
niggas, right, I know niggas, and I know how like they click
that they're going to ship and they don't show up. I know how this.
I'm like, we need more, we need more, we need more,
And I'm like, man, we really was what classes I was it
business marketing that ten percent of your expectation is what's really going to come through.
Yeah, But like I told her, and I'm gonna be honest.
This is exactly what I told her. I was like, dude, like
when you post certain things and when you talk about certain topics, you get
hundreds and hundreds of like engagements, interactions, comments like even you know,
go online like all these people on here in comments. I really just expected
that it was gonna be the same when it came to like pop up,
and that's just me being atimistic. So I'm like, you know, look
at it, like this engagement is free. That's true. I can just
show up and be here in common. Some people just don't want to spend
money, and that's just what it is. Because I'm like that at times,
like it's some shit I go to. But if it involved me spending
some money that I really ain't got, I just ain't in the mood to
spend on well, see for me, I know, based off of my
pop up patterns, Like I am used to doing pop ups for a four
three day weekend. I rent a space and I do it Friday, Saturday,
and Sunday. I do it the entire weekend of Sweetest Day. I
can't do that here at Sherman Phoenix because they are a little bit more boogie
about things. So I need to do things on a Sunday when they're closed
and nobody else is in the building. I know, based off of my
history of all the pop ups that I've done, Fridays and Saturdays are my
money days. Sundays are always the slowest day. I'll still make money on
Sundays, but that's the slowest day for me out of my three day pop
up shops that I do. So I wasn't expecting a huge China plus football
season back and shit, like you know, like I factored those things,
and I just don't like the fact like no one forced anybody to click the
going. But and Kayla made clear that the reason why she wanted a head
count was for food and you know, stuff that was being provided that had
to be purchased for y'all to enjoy. That's my only great Like if you
just you know, you couldn't make it whatever. But it's like you didn't
have to click going just to fucking pacify me. I didn't, you know,
it wasn't no big deal. If you didn't want to come, didn't
come Saturday. Yeah, So that and and that's my thing, Like I
know how Sundays are the slowest day out of my pop up shops, and
I know how that works. So I still made money because the people that
showed up, they spent some dope, you know. They was a this
this, and it like my very first customer wasn't even she was up.
Yeah, she wass il say, well, you know, you can go
downstairs and buy some stuff, and she did. She was a random white
copy. Yeah, she was looking for the Sherman Park neighborhood associated Yeah,
but I'm like, I don't know where they are, but I know it's
downstairs though. Yeah, And she came over and she bought some organic stuff,
you know, and tis like, hey, this particular brand they actually
do. So she was like she really went downstairs and was shopping and she
left with stuff. And then Juniors they had the people that came out of
their restaurant and came and that was nice. Yep. So it's it's not
a thing where I am disappointed overall. It's just a lot of the people
that went out of their way to make it seem like they was going well.
I mean, but she got a point though, you can't be evolved
praising the lord and taking the double side of deal because they was gonna fight
today outside of EVA, and they already evolved outside the church because it's where
the old days actually used to be a movie theater. Did we definitely road
theater, No, Bob was the old Ross, Yeah, but then that
also was sometimes the Church movie. Yes, Church. I thought the movie
theater was a little bit further down. I thought he was to next to
the It was still in that same whole, you know, the middle.
Yeah, and then not that one you're thinking about Northtown, like now we're
talking about we're talking about actual mill Roll movie theater because that's where we went
to go see Friday at yep and was it was so packed. Niggas was
sitting on the stairs like they over so like niggas wasn't even all seen.
We saw there too, I don't know why. And I saw I saw
Lion King, which wasn't a fucking musical at Northtown because when we came out,
and because we went it was broad day, like we went there like
a two or three o'clock. When we came out, they had broke into
my pop's car window and stole his radio out of there. Radio wid him,
you know what. And I've been like, that's probably that's probably if
my dog ended up being the dead. Be like, I'm trying to spend
time with this motherfucking I'm getting my ship broken and this kid insurance money.
That is the website. The website is not up yet. I know I've
had a ton of delays, but when I originally gave y'all the date,
that's because I thought that I was still gonna be able to go to Shopify
and everything imported from the last store. I just had to go in and
tweak the design and everything how I wanted it. They shut me down before
I even got started, like, look y'all, you selling this, you
can't use our payment system, blah blah, blahlah blah. So I ended
up switching platforms. I'm very happy with the way things are going, but
because now I have to manually add everything, like every item, one by
one, it's been taken a while. I don't know if you know many
of you have been paying attention to anything, but I have been dealing with
a lot of shit, especially when it comes to like mental health shit.
I am currently seeing I have a therapist now, and I have a psych
so I see, you know, twice a week. I'm being seen and
I'm med ship to like help me focus. I got a lot of ship
going on, Like I had to actually fill out for a reasonable accommodation at
work just so now it's on file, so now they'll know, like because
I can't focus, I can't I can't stay where I need to be and
it's fucking with my productivity and everything. So yeah, then like dealing with
insomnia. So got eight eighty HD going on, insomnia, fucking anxiety,
major depressive disorder. I got a lot of ship going on. So well,
seeing that just makes me tired. It doesn't. It doesn't make me
tired the way I needed to. Being tired and being sleepy, it's two
different things. I'm always tired. I'm not sleeping. I can't go to
sleep. But yeah, but I'm actually almost done. Mama was done.
And Kayla actually me and Caleb we sat down yesterday and she was like,
you need to go ahead and you know, launch the site now, just
you know, continuously add things from the back end. Yeah, because she's
got so much stuff. So she takes the most popular stuff from each category
and give her a start, and then she can keep adding and even have
people message you too. Also with your email and text message blast because every
time you add a new batch, that's when a new message. And I
also told her too, it kind of gets her trial and error as people
start because when you preview the site, you can only do so many things
in a preview mode. But if she does it live, she can actually
see people purchasing and be able to kind of catch some of those issues live.
Best sellers have a best seller, so it's definitely so it is coming
along. Honestly, I feel like I need to like a lot of that
ship that I have is like like the lingerie and stuff, and y'all don't
be buying that ship anyway. I got a bunch of lingerie because niggas just
like T shirt and bonnet sex, which is okay with me. Is fine
conversation that people. So you're a big girl, so that's that's definitely shout
out because they are. They are some of like my my supporters, the
biggest and they definitely like the line, Yeah, Court, we do need
to redo the shoot. Absolutely. She got thigh high like they stay up
what I saw the word crackhead up there, and he was like, you're
my best customers and I miss something I had to you know, me and
my wife whiting like waiting, like you don't want who asked the question about
why crack what we're shipping the dress? Just a crackhead. Most some crackheads
have homes. That's right, every crackhead on the street. You know what
I'm saying, Nigga, you don't buy some tall teas and bons and glue
vibes, patch on the b bonnis es, tall tea somethingest like the one
that got like the little time to keep them on fall off because you gotta
tie that wrapper up, you know what I'm saying. Okay, there you
go. I mean that is kind of perfect though, because it's like you
know about the time and you ain't trying to you know, but don't wrap
it up. That session it is and it was this week. Should have
bought there. Go get you some tall teas and jams. Yeah, but
the site actually, you know what, I'm gonna go ahead just activated.
Yeah pretty much. I'm I'm go ahead and I'm activating so y'all can at
least see it, you know, talking about And then if there's something that
you know that I had previously and you don't see it that you might be
looking for, just let me know because I probably just haven't added it yet.
Hey, it's like right like it's with my right eye. So while
I'm doing this, how about everybody go round the room tell me how your
weekend was? Because I got a story. I gotta qut. Okay,
I'll start. It's a video that go along with it. I can't see
from her weekend was. I got a question and said, we just she
what God let her do that? You know? That is what r that's
mister dog yes him, yes, because because because white people have no boundary,
white people have no boundary? What context? The context of this?
My nigga? You lick my face like that, we go together. I
get, I get why you're upset. I'm like, but we have to
take into account at one at one point in time, we're here Britney spears,
was that bitch? But was she that white people cut really big checks?
Tongue? I don't white people cut really big how much you think snooky
favorites? He did not get paid for the link part, though. Did
he get his look back? She see what you do? We don't have
that. That's that's the point of the hot don't wrong. How to outside
niggas eat candy corn and watch musicals to come here and start working with the
phone. You a't talking about what he said? Snoop definitely se gear the
bag for that niggas out here just mind then TikTok? What is it called?
Oh? Range need to be because I'm trying to figure out why how
did we get here? And how was your wee? After she sobered up,
this is a new weekend. We wasn't here. She said, that
was the last new weekend. She wasn't. We wasn't here for the last
weekend. Try to kill me, y'all to take figure out what he did?
You you know what, It's funny because it was a clear black I
even you got. I didn't. I didn't even tell. I was just
like reason I don't come to its going for going for Kelly? Oh yeah,
you know Robert Kelly Kelly plot. The plot thickens not her having the
hat turned to the side. Oh yeah, she was. She was a
white girl who thought she had a past. What year was this? I
want to say, that's probably like ninety nine, haven't even two thousand.
I just want to watch that's between ninety nine two thousand probably, And he
had a good weekend. We finally had our dates. I gave her time,
You gave her tongue. I said time. Oh what when did the
wild girl? I took her to a stand in her business? You were
spotted? She was where last thing? Yeah? Who saw her? Yeah?
I just want you to understand that he's talking back to a little baby
again, did you? I mean, you know how when people be like,
oh, such and such saw you, but you be like, well,
I ain't come speak. So wait was she inside the restaurant or she
y'all saw looking in? I see she was. It's a group of girls
and we walked in. Yeah, she was in her Oh those okay,
we walked past them, walked in that. I was like, somebody,
so what was I gonna jump down her neck? Because I don't know I
was talking about woman. It looked like we wouldn't even sit next to each
other, sitting with each other. She might have jump down the chair like
this for one know, we were eating. People are there? People are
is very unapproachable. If people treat her as the time to talk to her,
she was, she's very unappropriate. She is very unapproachable. No,
that is the time you do not approach her. Watch you do not go
near her bear from a liar. Hey look so okay, So me and
Kayla like we were trying to figure out, you know, where we were
gonna go. Kayla has never been out back before? What right, I've
never I've never been the Longhorn before. Yeah, I could have worn Yeah,
But then when I thought about it, I'm like, for the amount
that we go pay, we might as well go to Bediezeo because at least
then it's literally unlimited, it's all you can eat. And I was like,
wait is this and it's so many Yeah, I was just a little
bit of it's a little bit of both. I was talking you, but
you are satisfied me coming by that one. When a woman is taking another
woman on the date, they could compromise and come up with what they want
to go. Let the nigga say, hey, what do you want to
eat? I don't know, I don't know. That's not true ship.
That's a whole time right now. I don't talking about that. I haven't
seen. After seeing that video and my thoughts one came back, I was
like, she got it not wrong because it is bullshit anyway, but hey,
you know I wish because I was I ain't getting out the motherfucking car
on my pl I was like, this's that bother you, our buffets beneath
you. I have not been to like an actual I'm not talking about you.
I want to say, I think because because we know you will go
to a Chinese butfan in a minute, I think, no, key,
I'm actually I'm kind I'm still kind of sad that Chinatown never got that ship
back after COVID. You talk about the one out there where I'm talking about
the one all the way out there and Brownie Road that I think, uh,
that where mister Bees is now, now we know what you're talking about.
That used to be about the old Discovery Zone. We went there so
many years, about the old target that was used to it used to be
a ghost town out there. Man, it's like a whole truck And I
was about to go to the dollartry and it was a hour he took you
somewhere. The food there, it was a lot of meat. I told
me were gonna have to meat sweats, know what. It was just so
it was overwhelming for a saying because I'm like, it's just so much.
Okay, did you put out after the date inquiry reminds one of Now,
why would you want to know about me putting out with anyone? Why like
that? Because you took you on the day, so we took each other.
I used that far. Oh my, that's why. So so when
here, so there were so many, like you know, options, like
I've been there a lot, but I just saw when when they brought pineapple.
Yeah, I told her pineapple, pineapples getting from the buffet. She
was hold on from here, but wait to cook bananas for me. So
it sounds like there needs to be a no, it's caramelized. But like
they were literally right in front of the Brazilian cheese breads. You actually used
the wrong tongs. You used the banana tong was on the cheese bread just
you standing there and let me because I didn't notice until you put the tongs
down. I said, embarrassed. Was literally standing in this close when I
was doing this. But right now at is bacon fest o Saturday. Them
potatoes, dude, We were looking at each other like, bro, what
you work on Saturday? They have bacon cheese like some something. Oh my
god, and that b L T salary the ranch dressing at that place.
Listen, that man kept coming by. He was like, y'all want us
to clear any place? Come? No, Yeah, I can door dash
for some extra money this week, but then just go to y'all. Y'all
done? Can we place? Hey? I hating all these plates us.
I'm I'm activating this fucking sight. Y'all take your glass on here and buy
some so I can go to fucking you on Saturday. I'm stressed out and
I need to go to Vision so she can take me to and me.
So come on, let's go. We want the full road. We don't
want just a salibar. We want the forty. Hey, you know,
if you want to hear my cash, my cash up is my name,
so it's dollar signs, dollar signs, Serita, val mine, Okay,
dollar signs, sitaw mine, go ahead and make the donation and thank you.
Dollar sign s. Rita, bring around so I can have all the
meat I want. Remember a dollar sign, dollar signs, Serita, bring
to the table. You say dollar sign You don't want to Rita? Wow,
hit my cash? You get white, you get choicest white meat,
dark meat? They actually do you want more? Do you want to look
less? Which one you want? And that chicken is filling. The chicken
was horrible. Really, did you like your chicken? Me? Meat?
I was dry? Mine wasn't. Mine was juicy. But you saw the
piece I had. That piece was dry. Take that back. It was
a crusty chicken. It was dry. And then they gave me the spicy
sweet some it just tastup. It was not good. None of the chicken
was good. Well, I mean, it's not like like you're ordering to
be like take it back, you just tell them. But that beef faces,
that garlic one, and that pramis one. Girl. You got the
little thing on the table, you turn the green and they keep bringing you
to meat. Oh and the you don't want the meat no more, thedn't
get turned it? What else do you want? What else do you want
to call it? It's meat? Literally, what else do you want it
to be called? If you're going, you're going to eat meat? If
you're going, you're going, you're eating the meat? Are you going your
pants to eat the meats? You most you're going? But no, it's
really good though, Like you. That man kept trying to clear all in
place. He kept telling him, no, we're eating all this stuff.
Just letting me know you always get the salabar. You don't have to get
the meats. Just get the stuff at the saladbar, the potatoes, the
salad, the other stuff. You're just saying, I do love you you,
so please don't discount that. You but earlier, this will be your
last part. It's I'm being dead serious here. You're gonna go back to
Coco Confessions conversations ready, Yeah, because you being here is no point.
How do you feel that way? Are you? You're not? Because you
keep doing it? That's cool. You know, Advocate will eat it with
our Brodiesel Brodiesel fun cash appe. You ain't gonna put my cash up up
on their tongue. You just just you know, you just I don't know
why though. That's the weird part. Are you in the group or on
her page? I was in the group. That's why I'm gonna going back
to the page. Just what they know is? I mean at this point,
I will hope you know, but you know, I don't know why
you just open your only fans playing. I said, yeah, it's his
fall, he quit. I mean he's still gotta come to work though,
So what happened to David? I mean, yeah, you can't get it
because you ain't got I never forget. Yeah this year, have you seen
your upper crush fan friends again since the last time, No, I have
not look well. First of all, upper crush people don't party every weekend.
But what kind of right? So I'm waiting our upper crush fan friends.
We do like big celebrations, so we don't just all get to I'm
waiting on the birthday party. I was to I'm there for just the cake.
You know, my birthday's coming on. Technically, you David ruffing you
like Paul. Paul was so drunk he was trying to dance. Don't congratulations
your site is live. That's the name of the episode, congratulations. When
we hit the real air, I was listening to the episode back wonder can
you making air horing noises? And there's a button for the She was just
in the background. She was back there like it was listening back. If
you hear on our end, when y'all push the button on our end,
you can't hear it. It doesn't come up clear. What it was like
that for a long time. Yeah, it was a it sounds it sounded
like thunders because noise trying to cancel it yes on that, and you couldn't
tell what was pushing. I lost my phone in the put the website in
the so yeah, that was underesting. Got it back. You got real
lucky with that one. So if you were in the comments, you can
definitely go check out the cities Vibe dot com right now and look at all
the hard work that I have been putting into this. So good y'all,
Like, for real, it looks really good. I have I basically hijacked
this ship. I didn't want to work anywhere. We know, Shae,
I've never tried to deny you. When I don't want to work, He'll
tell you. He'd be like, hey, you literally just get up.
Look, MEMI goes to therapy. I play the game. We all have
our advices. This is nice, man. See don't you feel accomplished?
I don't know. You gotta kill him. You can't just keep swing.
Fight looks smaller than it normally does. Its babies, and so it is.
It is live, and I will you know, like I said,
continue working on it. Taylor. What does your shirt says? Black women
and have a nice day? Target? Go to target to turn you wouldn't
be here? What's that one. What you mean? I don't know.
Sometimes I think he's a testing am. Wow, he said that you were
made in the incubator. I couldn't be you'all real friend, I be just
so what are you treat you accordingly? Now? I don't want. Don't
treat me like y'all treat each other, because I'll be crying. We didn't.
I think I would treat you word if you weren't my friend. We
did in the beginning. How you treat me well anymore? You would know
if you were here? Are you yourself? Go like? He ain't her
recording my show? Okay, I'm two episodes behind. If you make you
feeling, Oh, he's sick and he's working hard because we just all all
twelve episodes got uploading, like last all looked at the YouTube that was a
few episodes to what you got? What what you got? You got both?
Not mister vibranium. I got vibranium. I can't get it. I'm
fifty gets sick. It's the girl people kiss you on the mouth. Wow,
please don't do that. This is what we want to do because we're
gonna talk about the fact that you were messaging me when I was in the
airport to so are we still recording because I need to reschedule. So make
me look. Somebody's on your oay, doesn't it a little so goodly?
Low? You said, I love the landing page. Come onver and you
know what you're talking about? That my baby, Because I had to read
it. I was like, how does this sound? And she said she,
she said, I'm very proud of you, o g even the way
you said though, like you know, but wait till I see how she
set up the category you are. Everything is so inclusive. It makes everybody
feel like, you know, like they matter in that space. Giving what
it's supposed to be money on the lote, she cares about people as well.
I do, like you know, and I've said her several times like
yes, yes, yes, it is a business. I understand that,
but it's not just a business to me, Like I really want when people
purchase these products, I want them to be able to enjoy them. I
want them to be able to be open and explore. I don't want them
to feel like they have to be, you know, embarrassed when they come
to me to ask me questions like that is literally what I am here for.
I don't want you buying something and you don't know how to use it.
So is it not to put it? No, seriously, because something
you know, somebody like cock creams and stuff like a lot of like sometimes
they don't know how to you know, put it on. You know.
So it's like I want you to ask me those questions. There are no
questions that I consider two persons. Yeah, that's one thing I did.
It was so comfortable with, like, oh my god, I mean I
am but almost you know, said too much. So I'm a chill.
But mister candidate, it's saying that he doesn't like how my family is turning
their back on me. You turned your back on me. I just asked
if you come into work. I mean you could have technically did stream yard
you take Yeah, you techn me cut stream in. We got ways to
make this work, so you couldn't really still be there with I mean,
how how we do the breakfast? Sandage? Dang? Did we need breakfast?
Yeah? I was gonna say when something happened, it was like like
thirty thirty minutes from ten minutes minutes, just such a he canceled that.
He cancel that. Yeah, another sun another point to me need's point about
niggas will like but won't show up, he said, because and then need
to be many either that's the part. Let it be on site. Come
on you ow me you will be another friend. Ay man on site.
I'll be good for a friend. Ay Saturday, six pm. Tommy,
yep, you can. You can handle the roodssio you too can come come,
you can go ahead. And and you are being invited to a family
trip as a family dinner. We can have a we can have a ponderosa
just you know, go ahead, just have a whole the one here like
one of the last ones in the whole country. I saw an article yesterday
like it's literally one of the I wonder if the chicken still take? Has
anybody gone? Like bro got chicken? Now we went to one of your
friends. Were still in chicken? Like for real? You live about that?
Why wout you still chicken from yes? And they won't come up off
the recipes remember to give them to you in the bag. They got the
recipes? What name? Where? What city is? I think it's I
think so next week it's Tommy's birthday and Todd is moving out to you don't
oh yeah, you're gonna need to mean, you're gonna be crying done.
It's gonna be you and your dog you talking about. Oh dang, they
don't. They only open three days a week. They closed Monday through Thursday.
Only open on the weekend because that's probably Friday. They opened four to
eight, Saturday eleven to seventh, and Sunday eleven and seven. Those are
the hours they only make money. Mm hmmm. Well then, because you
think about it, they make the food buffet style, so you can't just
be making food the only anthel, the only one coming to eat. They
still getting good reviews too. Got well, y'all know what I remember a
launch? Yeah, you know, I actually forgot to tell because we went
so late. But that is the trick. So on Saturday, I hope
I think, well know some of them days they don't even open until dinner
no more. Yeah, but we could have just went I'm sorry, could
have been like that. That was go to corrupt. Oh that they put
around it was just excuse me, man, you moved to let that's not
Yeah, they open at eleven thirty. They can't put you out, So
then we opened at for thirty. Hey, you should have said that we
could have went to I ain't nobody out here home a restaurant I missed.
I don't know if it's to open. But did y'all ever go to Prime
Quarter the restaurant you can go to you can make your stay. Yeah,
I wonder they're still open, probably probably getting they's not here. I forgot
because I just saw recently. But they're still here. Oh Jamesville and Green
Bay. Damn, I don't know what that is. Okay, then it's
another one that, Oh, I'm going to see the capitol, the capital
we just got speaking of. And so I get it, Like I understand,
you know why they would want to take, you know, kids for
a field trip, right, But we just got an email from gold To
about a freshman field trip in May to fucking you know, Montgomery, Alabama,
like a civil rights field trip. I want to go, like,
bro, Yeah, but but make them driving. But look at the age
difference as a fucking fourteen year old, Bro, don't take don't. When
I hear field trip, I think of, Bro, We're finna go have
some fucking But what's the purpose of the trip. To see how having enough
manpower or volunteers to take a bunch of fourteen and fifteen year old kids out
of the state, out of the city, let alone. I mean we
said it when we were in like Upper Mound, like when I was around
that age, we went did behind Upper We had you know, you know
what they did when they had us in the hotel or you was gonna be
in trouble, and they meant what they said. There was no way he
was getting off that room if that tape was broken. Unless you left that
room and came straight to them, your ass was grass the next morning.
And nobody ever figured out how to get past it. That tape better be
on that damn door. You couldn't. I don't know how they controlled it.
It was really tape on. You know. We would watch them through
the keyhole and they would go around and they're gonna put it on that door.
Broke the tape, It had to have been an emergency and you was
going straight to it was simple like the ta they would do, like a
clear little scotch tape. It don't matter what tape, it better be here
in the morning. The bigga would have got like mask. Yeah, but
how you go on the door from the inside of the room the outside.
You would have to be working with somebody on the outside, or like somebody
to work at the hotel or something to get back on. You don't know
nobody, and you a child, You a kid, what you do?
Look, this ain't home alone. Niggas Panda and panhandle try to get niggas
the bottom liquor and cigarettes all the time outside the store. You gotta talk
to somebody like, look, bro, we are supposed to be out this
room, but we're gonna go do it because we saw you want to invite
a stranger upstairs. Just that's how wow. And you just said all the
manpower. So you're inviting these children to bring danger to the door for a
piece of tape. No, I'm just stay in the room and go to
sleep, like they said. All I know is that you could face time
each other anyways at the at the at the age of fourteen, I don't
want to go to because my my my freshman year, like our field,
like we were like and this had actually fucking litely nothing to do with Spanish
class. This was when owen Hart died. Remember when I bought that food
move as nigga because Owen harted First of all, because owen Hart died,
you are terrible. Damn bro, you discussed in the name of the King
of Hearts. But I'm proud of you. At the same time, you
are not a nugget white boy. I was able to hang out the all
black crew man, That's what I'm saying. He was into the cookout.
And then white boys are dangerous. You don't know what you don't know what
they did to get in that crew accident. No, but we we went
to mall of America for our field trip. Like when you hear field trip.
Yeah, bro saying that ship from when I'm a senior or something,
and it's like, you know what I'm saying, Like, Bro, don't
don't my first fucking field like freshman field trip and you're talking about some we
finish on the civil rights field trip. We have a fucking or is it
like a Memphis Montgomery? But I just say it's it's literally named the Civil
Rights field trip. Are they going to see the sight of the boat to
go out and pick cotton? Because wrang cotton yoo is so niggas that I
have wrong un processed cotton, my cock wrong for the rumor Alabama, all
the black panthers the way they have to be driving, because where do you
fly into I don't know airport, airport. Look, the moment I saw
what the field trip was, I didn't even finish fucking reading because I was
like, I was ask so what's the itinerary? Like what what's the what?
Slavery? Get off the plane? You thank you reader for noticing so
Tommy missing another week? Well damn, she only comes with Timmy. That's
why she noticed. You're talking about some damn talking about some kayla fu David
Reverend in his spot nigga don't work. You should be You should be appreciating
that. I want a body in this chair and I'm covering for you.
You should be appreciated. You know, Hey, take your lass on the
Cities Vibes dot com. I'm serious. You gotta put the website. That
needs to be a button im me saying yeah, me saying it was perfect.
I'll just make you record saying it three times, actually recorded another She
should that come for the whole talk? Yeah? So can you pin a
comment? What if she was live? Like? Can she pin a comment
on her page? You like to keep it there? I think so?
From her page from her personal page, she can Yeah, yep, she
just which one is that one? I agree, I haven't had one of
those years. So to answer your question, get off bus, immediately get
shoveled into a room where all their belongings are taken from them. They then
get putt in the handcuffs and get their taken off from there the immediately they
immediately get put on the back of a truck and are taken to a foreign
slash plantation. Oh my gosh. For the next days you are in slavery.
That's traumatized at high school? After that ship slavery? Who the all
of that? Like out of all places in the country. Seventy two hours
and then you're finna take these heres and Montgomery the light of them most likely
because you're not about to tell them the truth to walk the MLK made to
Selma. Then you can't get on the bus back because remember, boy,
history is really history is really traumatized. Uh for sure? Why do you
think we all like, bro, don't get don't get me on no bus
for nine hours to take me to the place where he wasn't even died from
the bullet. He was smiling in the hospital, Like why anyway, why
is yours a lie to me? Like take me somewhere, the water children,
the world some gonna get you. But you would love to hear it
in the musical you like music, Montgomery the musical Spiritual, don't. Hey,
what was that show that used to come on p b S every time
for Black History Month? What was that that show that used to come on
p b S every year for like Black History Months? That they talked that
besides that true, you're talking about Henry Gates. I don't know, but
it had to can't read those Gates whenever you don't like the whole family trade
like Montgomery Boycott Mark, like Silhouette. How many times I have much roots
as a kid, and it was because of his grandma. Grandma would have
I'm like, bro, why do you have the do you remember? I
don't know if this is your but they they used to show us eyes on
the prize. See, this is why your history. I was on the
problem trying history is as Hey, then you're doing repeat it, you know?
And nobody got their hands in my pocket and I ain't with no Muslims.
And I think, and I think that's the crazy thing. Like people
are always upset with black people because they're like, oh, when it's black
history, monk. We don't see y'all doing this, but when fucking Saint
Patty's Day or this or that. And it's like, look if if niggas
had festivals and they was drinking and ship because look how niggas turned out for
Junie think because it's what they get to do. They get to walk around
and and and see them and and they're they're having fun. Niggas don't like
boring fucking history. They really don't care about history. They're like, nigga,
is is there a party or a celebration connected to this holiday or no?
That is that's why show up for St. Patrick's Day? There are
there are three components to if niggas are going to celebrate Okay, First of
all, are we off work? That's very important national holiday? Is there
alcohol involved and food? If we all work? Do I get paid for
being off work? And it's a party. So what you're saying is people
would appreciate a black history more if it was a day and a celebration as
to opposed to be in the shortest month on the fucking collary. If it
wasn't so fucking boring. Is yeah, you got to make it more fun.
So the fact that it's not like an actual it's not because because you
have to like when there are like celebrations as far as like Black history and
ship. But is it it is niggas doing what they're doing like African dance
and ship like you know, it's like, you know it's festive, but
it ain't like, bro, I am not drunk during this ship while so
we know why niggas don't feel the same way that they do about Saint Patti's
Day and Fourth of July and all this ship. It ain't no fucking firecrackers
going off. You want to take shots in African dance, I mean,
I mean you can do it on that day. The thing is that card
Freed is that day you said, to be fair, niggas could absolutely host
Juneteenth e bench that involved throwing ass and drinking, but we don't like poor
libations and turned on juvenile. Yeah, and but that's what I'm saying,
Like until that happens every year, people are going to complain about the fact
we don't have as many niggas celebrating during February as they do for all the
other holidays. Niggas don't fuck with uh none of them fucking Pilgrims and ship.
But they're like, shit, Nigga, I am off work most likely
for two days, depending on what kind of business they got them off that
Thursday and that Friday, plus I got the weekend same and we got all
this food. Yeah, Black Frider. Niggas don't give us. They don't.
They don't care about the history of holidays. They care about those three
things. Can I party and my off work? And nigga, what are
we eating? And that's just what it is, Like I'm trying to be
about it, but that's really how niggas are when they come to celebrating ship
because they don't know Jesus born that day. Who cares what that this nigga
was born. I don't gotta work for these two days, and somebody gonna
cook and that she usually falls on the weekend and that, and then when
you're thinking about it, you like bruh. And because it's always the exact
same days, Like if I'm off Monday and Tuesday because of Christmas, even
Christmas, that means the very next week, I am off for New Year's
even New Year's Day, So they're already playing for the next So who cares
what day that popped out of some pussy he got up from this fucking temple?
Are we off that day? It has not been confirmed if he roll.
That's the fact that that sk on, that that sat up in a
bed man that that skit was hilarious when he came in and was like,
uh, I baked this cake pie or whatever talking to Mary and she was
like, we don't have an oven. He was like, now you see
how that sound in the city And tell me Joseph did not just happen.
He's like, you see how that sound? God? And she was like,
where did you get this? He was like, I made it.
She was like no, He was like, I baked it. He was
like, but we don't have an oven. He was like, now you
see how the funk that sound? Conversation, but so but speaking of like
you know how we were talking about like Jelly being going on her field trip
and everything, like she just had her first homecoming. Her uncles did not
approve she was cute. Get these these these gloves? No lelo, I
had her shoulders out. We ever seen the Have we ever seen the Jamaican
version of Jamaican version as funny as hell? Mary who Bresa, I love
Jesus. What was she supposed to wear? Well? The theme for their
homecoming was Hollywood sneaker, That's what I said. I'm like, Look I
went to Division. Look man, I was Look when I was homecoming,
it was like the food, like the frosty Uh. I was in the
frosty guest suit. Oh yeah, the frosty guest suit. I never got
nasty work. And because because I was the time boy, I used to
have both because you know they had them for the girls too, So I
used to have the guys and the girls frosty guests looking like the reference.
So y'all already know I dressed like a drug dealer back then, Aaron Bone
and mysical you definitely drugs, nigga. No, by the end, I
didn't have the musical brais anymore. By the end I had, I was
one of the big quick weaves hair and bone cookie sweaters and again and so
shirts. Who can I run to when I need I have? I think
I've only owned a couple and they were like the girl ones, Uh like
you, but I didn't have uh. Your brother used the jeans. I
used to love Gus like he would do like bro you're gonna beat your eyes
nigga. No, she not like bro stop wearing label labels. Have niggas
doing brother I love. I got a couple of I've been learning. I
learned that came out. The guy came to the table last night with her
receipt. He said her real name. I said, was so me and
one was doing our show the other day. We had company and apparently one
of the company members is related to somebody from another podcast. She said his
government name, and we like, who the fuck is that? We know
everybody, and then she said his his street name, and we was like,
that's his nigga name. It just threw me off. Was when I
when I switched myself over to my my government name on Facebook. It was
so funny. I saw many message in me like who is this? Like
if somebody had her page. I was like, no, that's that's my
government names. I'm a business. I'm a business on her now with my
name. Somebody actually really did fucking hack it. I guess that's the video
from did You Make It? One? On the screen watching but right there
show up now. But Jelly Jelly was so adorable. She had because she
had this thing. Jelly knew exactly what kind of looked that she wanted,
so for us to find it, and like, Kayla, I was so
happy because I got her phone, Kayla, And then I sound like dude,
we were already done shopping. She has found her dress. I only
had to go to one no time. She because she wanted. She she
was obsessed with, like wearing like a little holly gloves and if you have
a Hollywood thing like that goes with the thing. So she had the little
you know, little she had a little jacket. I got her like a
little fur crop jacket just because I didn't know how cold it was going to
be. But she had it was like it was a sleeveless dress and had
the rhyme you know, the little diamond looking rhyme stones across the top.
And she had her gloves and ship had stone a little you know, little
stack heels or whatever you but she was. She was so so so adorable.
And her hair like she did her hair herself. She jelly did her
own wig. Yep, so that blue wig. Jelly Bean did it herself.
Yeah, her elbows and ship man, what type of ship is this?
It was given she better have some flats on now she had and I
put some of Serena body butter on her legs. So she's supposed to be
yes and speak king of if you are interested in purchasing some banging body,
brothers, please go free to go ahead and hit the d M High school.
She's like she's supposed to be like, first of all that was read,
that was snoring because high that no no no, no no no.
So there are two things that has been made away up. You do not
want to get caught musty. You do not want to get caught ashy.
This is true. Okay, unless you're over forty at that point will get
No, she's not much. One is called and one is called out to
what you're gonna do? Somebody do that they must Yeah. But I thought
that after last weekend, because like I was, I was between homecoming and
a pop up shot. I thought like, after last weekend was done,
I was gonna be able to last rest whatever this weekend, like niggabu,
half of my power was out, half of my power was out. So
exactly, so I woke up. I woke up. Yeah, I woke
up, and when I went to use the bathroom, like because the bathroom
door was like, we keep it closed so that because no new has a
habit like she would go in there. No in the garbage can. She
likes to rip up shit, like tissue and shit, so she would go
in there, and you know, so we keep that door closed. So
because no light is coming from the bathroom into the hallway, I'll click on
the hallway light, you know, so that I don't step on her.
So I go to click on the hallway light. The hallway light don't come
on. I instantly get irritated because I think the light has blown. Because
what the fuck do kids do? They leave the lights on all the time,
so they always leave that hallway light on. And I thought that above
bleue. So this as high as fuck. But I'm like, oh,
yeah, I got that, you know, the little Yeah, no,
not the step stool. I got one of like the janitors, you like,
one of them poles to us and yeah, I bought one of them
up. I bought it to Yeah, I bought it to put a light
in the garage. Yeah. So I'm sitting on the toilet and I'm like,
I clicked the light on next to me because my bathroom has two lights,
so you can turn on a light as soon as you walk in by
the door, and that turns on the light over the sink. But the
switches next to my toilet are for like the main big light in there and
like the exhaust fan, you know, shit like that. So the light
comes on with no problem, you know, wipe, wash hands and go.
Think nothing of it, because when I got up to use the bathroom,
the TV was on in the living room. So bathroom light is working,
TV is on. I'm not thinking thinking anything about my power. Jelly
Bean goes cause she's been sick. My mom bought her like some ice cream
bars, like for her throat. So she goes in the freezer to get
one of her ice cream bars and she's like, uh ma, refrigerator is
out, like the ice cream is melting, and the light is not on
in the fridge, and I'm like, what the fuck? So I get
up and the power is now. The stove and the fridge are right next
to each other. The light like the time is on the stove, so
the stove is clearly working. The light above the stuff was not coming on.
The fridge is off, and the microwave was off, but the light
above the sink that's next to where the microwave is. It's working, so
my thought was going on here. Nope, so I instid. I called
downstairs. I'm like, Mom, the fridge is, you know whatever,
Go cut the switches on because y'all know my mom stays in the basement.
The switch is not so no switches have been tripped. So now we both
on fucking YouTube and shit trying to figure out what the fuck is going on
in here because it's like, so, there's no light in any of the
bedrooms. The lights and the TV. Everything is working, like, the
WiFi is still on. Everything in the living room is fine. So the
plug that the overhead lamp for the stove and refrigerator is plugged in, like,
that's clearly not working. The one where the microwave is plugged and that's
not where it's just it's bits and pieces through the house. So go downstairs
in the basement. I have three switches because I have different switches, So
click on the first one. That set of lights comes on, second to
third not working. Go on the other side. None of those lights are
working. I'm like, dude, what the fuck? So long story short,
my neighbors they have one of those fucking I hate this fucking tree.
So if you know what box elder bugs are, they are the worst fucking
things on the planet. All they do is I had never seen them before
until over by your house. That was the very first place that I ever
saw in bugs at Yep. They're they're black bugs and they got like a
little orange market on their back and all they do is fuck. Are those
like love bugs? Well they look like lady bugs, but or not love
So it's like you'll see a bunch of flies just those In Texas they call
them love bugs. Yeah, I would imagine so, because all they do
is fucking make babies every goddamn We're I hate them. Can we please have
a freeze? We just need one from one freeze and then yeah. So
they are fucking everywhere like it's like it's literally just like a fucking infestation.
So because my neighbors, because they have an elder tree like yep, yep,
so in their yard it's overgrown over into it comes over the property line.
So because this tree has grown so much, end up finding out because
after this I'm like, Okay, At first, I'm cool because I'm like,
well, the stove is still working. I didn't realize that the stove
was on, but it wasn't that full of power because I have I have
an electric stove. So my mom, I left. I was with Kayla
from the time I left with you until the time, like I got back
home. Do you know that she had been trying to cook a single burger?
Damn she had, she had to, but it was just it wasn't
fucking cooking me. Me lied so bad. Her mama said, where you
at? She said, I'm at a podcast. Hey, you want some
bacon wrapped chicken. I'm like, at the very moment the guy came by,
I was like, y'all want bacon rap chicken? And I was saying
I don't, but I think she do, and so they her mom was
a bacon wrapped chicken. I'm like, you should have told me we was
lying. I would have been I'm not trying to get you some chicken prepared
a lot, I see now, I'm just trying to make sure she got
some chicken. You don't hang out. You don't hang out enough to know
that this is just automatic with our moms. They always expect every time we
leave the house we're food. But you get this, she said, we
got a podcast like bacon wrapped chicken, you want some chicken, and and
that's how we do. Like whenever I go, I'd be like, first
of all, everybody know that I don't have money like that. They treated
me up like that's my let's go to me. But no, so what
after all all the time, she just don't say ship After all of these
hours, I finally I'm like, okay, my heat not coming on either,
like because I was flicking at because you know, like the actual thermoset
like that's battery operated, but the heat itself, I'm like, okay,
so now like my central air unit and shit like that's nothing's working. And
then your water too, you think about it because the hot water heater.
So I finally, I finally just I'm like, fuck it. Nobody else
has said anything, but I'm gonna have to, you know, report it
to we energies because I kept checking we Energy sight to see if it was
an outage and it wasn't. So I'm like, okay, it can't be.
It's just me. It can't but no. So by this time,
it was like a quarter to twelve, and I finally went on we Energy's
website. What was one of the fucking options lights are on in some of
my rooms, but not all of them. So I clicked that do whatever
and they got somebody on it right away. He came out. Yep.
So within an hour somebody was out and he was calling me and he said,
hey, I'm out in the alley and it looks like, you know,
like this tree out here. The tree was touching the power lines and
that's what was fucking stuff up. So it was the tree. So right,
so he's like, here's what I can do. He was like,
I can jump do some ship where you know, to give you like full
power for the night, he said, because it's just me and I'm going
to have to trim this tree. He was, yeah, so well he
could have, but I'm like, it ain't. We're not dying in here.
And I didn't give a fuck about the noise because the neighbors they know
that tree is shitty anyway. So like you know, like, bro,
all of your ship is growing over here you see everywhere. But you know
why because once it goes over your yard, technically it's yours and that's what
the that's what people because your property line that's considered yours, Well it ain't
now no, just the part that's going over. Yeah, and yeah,
sure the is. So you know, after that, like because he did,
he came up with a solution. He was like, you know,
because he was like, well, I can come back six in the morning.
He was like, because then I can bring somebody else with me and
whatever. And I was like, I said, that's fine. I said.
The only thing I said my because he asked. He was like,
you have forced air heat you know whatever. I was like, that's the
thing. I was like, it's not working. So once he heard that,
he was like, well, I'm not gonna you know, have you
here like when he was like, here's what I can do, and he
did. He was like, I'm gonna cut it off for about ten fifteen
minutes. I gotta you know, tweet do whatever. He was like,
and damn, when it comes on, you should have full power to all
of you know, your rooms until we can make it back at six in
the morning. Then I'll have to cut it off again. You trim do
everything, and then you know, you should be good to go. So
that's what he did. Yeah, absolutely, and he he was so so
so nice about it. And that was the thing. Yeah, And that
was the thing, and it was like I didn't want I'm like, it's
not that bad, like because it wasn't cold in the house. Everybody was
laying down. Damn like everybody wasn't you know. It wasn't like we were
trying to do ship And I had already. I had already, but I'm
like, you know, if he can get power to the just over,
like if somebody you want to go warm up something in the microwave or whatever,
you can do that. Well, well, the fridge I had actually
I had one of those orange extension cords, so that I ran to the
living room to the soccer that was working. That was one of the ones
where the WiFi was plugged up at Well, y'all know, I got two
wifis. I got my WiFi and then I got the family WiFi. They
can't get my at n T fiber. They got the Spectrum. I ate,
good. Yeah, well I don't pay for spectrum at all. Yeah
spectrum. I got the A C P on that one, so that one
is completely free. And then I got the fiber. Yeah, basic,
and that is what everybody is accustomed to. But like as you start,
we couldn't use it. I use I use fiber because that's what I need
in order to Like when I record content and ship and I have to upload
it, that upload speed like it's ridiculous. Yeah, like the upload matches
download with spectrum that ship was taking. That's honestly why I have stopped doing
a lot of content because I'm like, dude, it's taking me so long
just to fucking upload it for me to even be able to download at all.
Yeah, but so now we have full power. Happened was the craziest
ship having a nice little scream marathon tomorrow? Mm hmmm on Monday. Should
the kids, well some kids out of school tomorrow, my kids out next
week? Well, I don't know, that's a good question. Should got
to go to school tomorrow? Y'all? Probably don't listen to the radio munch
because I still have yet to hear Sarrita's commercial, Like I need you to
listen now me. I listen to the radio at times like like if my
phone is dying, or sometimes I have to because like my my Bluetooth is
not connected right right away. The radio show in the mornings be kind of
interesting past, but yeah, so listening to the radio, I don't know
if anybody is You don't even like which one top dog lock commercial said?
Who is paying for this? Like, I haven't heard him yet? I
heard. I couldn't find the one that I wanted. The one that I
wanted was the one when he was in the car with his side. That's
the one. Somebody put in the comments and say something don't get caught with
your chick or something. That's the one that I want. I wanted to
play, but I couldn't find it. But that one is the lyrics.
He's like, you can't call your wife, So who you gotta call?
Top dog? You know, you know, somebody send her comments. Somebody
said what happened to Groover? They said what they gone? Bro? They
going? So we So I'm I'm I'm gonna play. I'm gonna play a
couple of commercials. So if you have not heard any of the top dog
lock, this ship is white because I only listen to the radio in the
morning. Comments afterwards, I'm gonna say, yay, Keisha made it.
You get your shout out for the cupcakes. Yes they were amazing, so
good. Solutely So this this is the first, uh, the first commercial
and believe it or not, so the top the Top Dog log guy.
He actually have other commercials like he do Keya commercials and ship yeah Keya commercials.
The I think they gon be all right. She called Top Dog,
telling me we are about to be rich. Brother, telling me you're worry
the video. No, it was playing already, it's like almost halfway through.
Oh, because I was earlier. Probably don't get videos or you know
one and you can said it twice because they look like that, all right,
I know, because that's as trying to I don't know if this is
karma. Honestly, I don't know what this is. I went to the
store today and got into an accident. Doctor's telling me I may not ever
be able to work again in my life. My mom is telling me everything
gonna be all right. She called Top Doll wife, telling me we are
about to be rich, brother, telling me you're about to be a millionaire.
Like I give up about some money right now. You know, I'm
paradized. You know, I'm paradized from the neck dawn from this accident.
All my dad was trying to go to the store and don't talking to me
about the store. Come money. I don't give up about no money.
Man talking about a mil two mil man, I can't walk man. I
don't give up about that mill or two mil. I wanna walk again.
Accidents are real? Callotle top dog on Instagram as top dog lost any accident?
What the top dollar is? Top dog log dot time. Now they
don't. I refuse to believe that that is on the actual radio. Are
you paying top dollar for his top dog low commercial replay? So here's another
one leader said, I hate them fucking commercials, real bad gone. How
come you pursys that's a lost try and kIPS? How could you not call
top dog if you get into an accident? How could you not That man
told you what he could do for you. He told you he'll get you
top dollar. Let me guess you don't like money. Money is and everything,
right, sound stupid? Money's everything When you get into an accident,
when you can't go to work and your life change, money is everything when
all your friends leading, when everybody just on you, when everybody wraps you
off a day. You want to tell me money isn't everything. Now you're
sitting here with a twenty thousand dollars check. Y'ain't gonna being a call to
work for like three years? What you gonna do with that? Oh you
have to do what's called top talk. You wouldn't for now now lay Lord
Palmer for addiction. And he asked him, what I tell you? You
called top thal doll him on Instagram at top Dog Law, it's always top
Dollar, it's top Dog Claw, top tom Dug. I am, I
am without words. It gets worse worse than that. Oh yeah, that's
just warming up. Like what time did they do this ship? Come on
cuz h mm hmm, okay mhm. But you know what they are succeeding
in their mission because of this. They're talking about it. Oh yeah,
his instagram is gone bananas. I what just happened? Like I and I
looked, and he knows. But like I said, they got he got
kid commercials to everybody getting approved with four hundred five hundred credit schools And you
ain't got no car. You're on the bus, Like are you usually?
Are you attacking me? You let you know that was the kid commercials.
Like it's the same guy he said, if it was a dollar, he
coming for the dollar. That's what he said. I just saw TikTok.
And if it's true, like they probably should stop making kids. They letting
niggas start cars with quarters all that, and also you know of paying all
that money out in them damn class action losses. Car's gonna start changing.
Yeah, get paid. Y'all need to do something about how y'all manufacturing.
Y'all you won't even rent if you're coming up north, like up in this
area. You can't even rent, like when I come here and rent cars.
They say that that's not they We don't rent those like where you're going.
No, you can't take this down? Are they wrong? Hell no,
they not. Remember the time I ended up happening to get a kid
drive around to see everybody trying to hide my car from me. Everybody,
Okay, you pull in and we're gonna pull behind you and on the side
of you. This is ridiculous, biculous. But while we are on the
topic of like wild ass commercials, I have to play this one too if
I can scrub. I hate this fucking Why you're not using the mouth.
I don't see that red mouth. It was buried between my phone, my
Violet, and this fucking water bottle. This is Eric Dick, and I'm
a home insurance lawyer. You know what's hard dealing with the greedy home insurance
company. You know what's easy getting Dick. Call me Eric Dick. The
numbers easy eight three two lawyers. Call me right now at eight three two
lawyers. That's eight three to two lawyers. Home insurance companies they're in the
business of making money, not paying out claims. That's why you hire a
home insurance lawyer like myself. That's why you call me at eight three two
lawyers, and I will pound them and pound them to get you the money
you deserve. Don't delay call me today, Tell me right away at eight
three two lawyers. My office is in Houston. Don't let your home insurance
company give you the shaft. Call me Eric Dick at a three two lawyers.
That's eight three two lawyers. Tell me right now eight three two lawyers.
You know how, you know how we were playing them side by side
videos and people talking next on that's Kaylee, you I can here to better
get Dick part. This was disturbing. It's in Hoon and I believe it.
It is just a big sign with white guys. He said, we're
gonna hound them. Better better get Dick. I can see that. But
you know what somebody about that big guy I want to be on the billboard.
Please don't. I don't know, bro where he find Johnny Concker,
he wasn't on No, probably well, speaking of Poundtown advertising down there in
the comments, we can move on to Sexy Red. Actually sexy Sexy Red
has no her she has actually had a sex tape that was exposed. But
then she's you know, pregnant now yeah, but but she had a sex
tape that was leaked. You know however that goes and that people are so
slow because what lyric is? She known for her brow and puss, his
pink and her so how many people made how many how many people made?
Posting man and people are so like, thank you so so this was her
response to that. My next question, Tamika, Next question, Tamika,
why do I see them ask the kids talk about my couch not pink?
Why now I'm brown? Why would the outside of my couch be pink?
Can you make it? Make things? That's how I know y'all don't get
no ass nothing. Why would the fuck the outside of my COUCHI be pain?
Not that y'all was thinking that that's sick. No, the outside is
not paid gum ass. If you get some coachy and you see what the
fuck going on, You're gonna see what I'm saying common things. So I
feel like person And that's my thing. The fact that there are people because
obviously they look at her and they be like, oh, man, you
know she's dumb, she's so, she ghettos, she whatever. But the
fact that so many people that attack her for those very things were not smart
enough to understand that she makes the inside of the vaginas are kids. But
it wasn't kids because I don't got no kids on my news feet. I
got fucking grown ass idiots that were on my news seed posting this. And
what's sad is some of them were women. And there's nothing so many grown
ups, unfortunately, and especially with women, And there's nothing more that irritates
me than grown ass women that don't know about pussy because you good one that's
about how you don't know how it words and you walk around with it every
day, you know. So like, there there's a post and a guy
asked and he was like, hey, you know, like and then when
I advertise toys and ship you know, there are always guys like they'll pop
up, like man, y'all go break y'all pussy or y'all go do this,
or y'all go do that. I'm like, that's lose the sensitivity.
Yes, that's how it works. And I'm like, but but women was
and and again this it irritates me the most when women do it because I
expect niggas to be ignorant about vagina's because they don't have one. But when
you are a grown ass woman and you don't know how your own see,
this is why niggas like Ryan McKnight felt like they could get away with making
a song about showing you how your pussy? I blame you, bitches.
What this old songs? Also because I'm like, old, but it's not
that old. Yeah, now it's old enough because we were still we were
still cool with that line. Ass nigga when that was out, was out
here to talk about how you pussy him talking about that, he definitely does.
He's crazy work. He'll take his kids' your freakings. You remember,
then, do I have that different? When you find out a nigga a
song, he can't be singing like which which kids? Which ones? He
only has two based off of his you know his he only has to right
now up you don't. If you brown, you don't mess with the brown
ones. He became a today. He went to myself slowly college tour because
of college that his actual birthkee wondering about tomorrow, will you come back to
me? No, I will not. I went out to give milk and
made a whole other family. It's so different than it hits so different lyrics
like I just know, like wow. So when he did like back at
one, like the cold is this song now? Because that was about him
starting over, making a whole other junior like I'm not working with this other
name at one. But Kayla had a point when she was, you know,
talking about like the Clinton and stuff, and it's like one, obviously,
I do sell adult toys. I also have an only fans, meaning
I use it like I make a living off masturbation and ship okay and every
way I can't. I talk about it here on the pod, like I
sell toys and I have an only fans. But there are so many women
that like they do they feel like they guy asked a question and he was
like, hey, you know, using toys, like you know, do
you lose the sensation? They're like yeah, that's why I don't use no
toys and I don't this and I know that, and I'm like or women
who act like they don't have normal women problems like occasional yeast infection or you
know things that women that are normal. Yeah, so everybody, but I
have come on now, like it's fine, Like, hey, miss Jackie,
but clitotrophy is actually a thing, Like it's a thing, it's a
thing, but it is not caused by the use of sex toys. It
is actually called most likely from not having sex the lack of stimulation that can
cause a lack of blood flow to the area, losing sensitivity and actually causing
your click to sensitivity. Who are you facebook using? We're not being rude,
We just want to know who he's talking to. So that is using
sex toys is actually recommended as a remedy for that. Like if you were
losing sensitivity, like sensitivity, like I said, if you are not using
the area, like that can cause a lack of blood flow to the area.
Yeah, like that can cause your ship to actually like trink and you
to start losing sensation. So it's not it's not the sex toy. And
like I need I need you to help me use this le me said,
if I don't use them loser and again like it's you know, that's that's
not the case from for everybody to where like if you just like, if
you know you abstin or whatever, that your ship is just gonna go dead
on you. But that is more likely more likely the cast of do it
like a phone battery like that you just like you do, you'd be pushing
on it, like how symbol is pushing on on that move. Well,
if you need something use your clips, you can go over to the vibes
dot com because the website is live and there's a plethora of items that you
can use for your and your clips. You lose it and for the men
too, and for anyone that has the older I get. It just takes
you back to those conversations that niggas used to think they was having about some
ship as a thirty five year old man going back to like fourteen fifteen,
niggas was completely stupid, like dumb as fuck when the advice they was giving
other niggas like what are you telling? I feel? Like? What changed?
Like sh damn there still be like some niggas are smarter now some dumb
shit, but like it was. It was them kind of conversations we was
having at like fifteen, Oh she didn't have sex with this many people.
Then she ain't got no walls. Then when you start to get older and
you start actually fucking, you'd be like, oh, it would take a
whole lot for you to really lose the walls and your vagina. My god.
Maybe so for these niggas to be at like sixteen, like, yeah,
shorty didn't have no walls. You you telling us Shorty didn't have no
walls. Was you admitted to your niggas that you got a small day?
That's what that was. Looking back at it at like at thirty five,
right, like whatever you got, it wasn't for this part. You should
have been there. You're at the wrong shout you then when you probably should
have been in the shallow right right, you were trying to get in there
and swim right. But as a kid fourteen, you're like, damn sure,
you ain't have no wall, you't have enough equipment, you could be
you you haven't grown up yet. Now you got me calling this girl like,
oh, when you just didn't to build this house, you didn't have
to. You was in here with a screwdriver and bitch needed a hammer.
Like what you DoD was just right, like there was fire, was like
right, Oh, we were never supposed to give y'all hit. You never
supposed to do that. You We are talking about how people are trying to
scare women out of the use of vibbritters by telling us that if we use
them too much that our pussy is going to die that ship like we just
we won't have any now. They don't want your room to sound like a
barbershop every night now based and now as far as with you know, a
lack of a lack of knowledge about our anatomy and not realizing that it's a
lift, I mean, a myth. That is the thing being threatened by
the use of our sex toys because a lot of women do not want post
nut clarity. Okay, a lot of women do not want post nut clarity.
And what that means is they don't want something that feels better than that
nigga because they don't want to let that nigga go as much as they feel
like that nigga is the greatest that they ever had, once they realized that
he is not. In that post ut clarity kicks in, He's not gonna
be the same nigga that they looked at all that time. Why she can
have both well ludicris a tag team off the rope. And then there are
some people that just like they talk to hear themselves talk, so it sounds
it sounds like something that can occur. Yeah, but to be able to
say damn period and and and what I feel like a lot of women like
once they started like using vibrators and stuff, and like they started discovering like
a new part of pleasure, like like, damn, I've never had an
orgasm to this magnitude, Like I thought, this nigga is really really you
know what I'm saying. But now so now so, now you think your
pussy is broken because all that time you thought shit was feeling good, you
realize that it really wasn't ship. So now you just think your pussy is
broken because he can't achieve that level of orgasm for you. Your pussy ain't
broke. You just haven't post nut clarity, and you realize that that niggame
what you thought he was, and that's okay. That is okay, And
that's why a lot of niggas don't like us to use vibrads, yeah,
because the niggas lose, but not knowing that it's actually an assistant. Thank
you. It damn near buys you time. And if this is what I
was explaining to one of the customers that the pop up brit says, I
usually use them with a partner. It's about to nut. Get your ego
out of here, because I might even with the rolls. I have used
the rolls with a guy before and it was very effective. Like, look,
I have happy ending with y'all. Know is the three thousand? Okay,
I happily use that with babe. That's not Yes, he's baby,
that's not. I told you we had a we had a misunderstanding. I
don't remember what want little baby? Did you dirty them? Two? Fucker's
been doing this since the beginning of time. Okay, you never did her
dirty. I got my link back. They just keep one up at each
other. I got my link back. But no, like I use that
with him, I don't feel intimidated by it, like I just want,
you know, like it allows me to focus on other things while I'm doing
this. So I don't know. I really just hate how people just going
around tell him motherfucker's like no, like you know what I'm saying, Like
all of y'all use vibrators too much your ship just you know, like you
you won't have no feeling in it and like no, now too much.
Stop working for a while, yo, Women gotta stop taking advice from niggasho.
Don't do that's you get accustomed to hand. That's why the getting that
thought process, like you're getting accustomed to your hand. It's some different I
mean, that's just like if I'm sitting up here and I got a fucking
not in my fucking shoulder and I'm trying to that ship, ain't gonna feel
the same as somebody else doing this. It's gonna be different. It doesn't
like like it's it's it's always it's always going to feel different with somebody or
something stimulating over you trying to stimulate yourself. Let's just get it's women to
Britain. Trust, it ain't just men, it's women too. That's why
I was talking about how women pissed me off when they don't know about just
like the ones almost when they staying wet all the time. It's like that's
not healthy. Look if you were if you were new to the show,
because I've said it on the show, I've said it on Facebook. If
you were new, I will repeat it here. I am not always with
okay, ship goes on, Like sometimes I got ship going on in the
back of my mother fucking mind. If we're using condom, I am not.
I'm not. No, I fucked the same I fucked the same mother
fuckers, So I'm not. I'm not a kind of person. So if
there's like a new person that's like, we're fucking too long for a condom
and that goodyears like it just it throws everything off. And then the friction,
the friction from that, like that ship, that gets annoying. That
gets annoying, Like there's there's not a thing where I can say that,
Like sh look, nigga, if we are fucking in a room, if
we are fucking in a room and the fan is on a certain angle and
blowing directly on little mama, I'm like, baby, look, we're gonna
have to pull this, come over my waist the fan at the wall and
let the wall the air. But there were people they're like, how how
okay? It was saying like you know how people like chicks will try to
make it seem like certain things like aren't a common issue, and it's like,
nah, I'm trying to play in the fan, like if y'all just
dry up. Just like, first of all, people pay to see what
this pussy do. Okay, people literally pay to see what this pussy do.
All right. They know what this motherfucker ca do, and they know
how ship get juicy. But I can also admit my ship is not always
like that, because sometimes I got ship going on, I'm not I'm not
there, and I'm like, you know, or we can start and then
it's like if I notice some ship and it's like, bro, is that
a spider in the corner of your walls? So I turn you off?
You not feeling him like that? She was dry? What well, why
would she yourself? That is wrong with well, I mean she's pregnant.
So she said, I'll take that face you say like congratulations, ms UZI
girls like and I have no I have no problems. I have no problems
with that and and with me like my body, y'all know, like the
slightest thing gets me sick. The same thing goes for like the the slightest
thing can throw my p h off. Like if I'm like, all right,
I really like the smell of this, you know, this soap.
You know, like if anything gets on, like anything can throw me off.
Like I have a whole whole separate town, whole separate thing everything for
everything, because I am very very very sense like and I tried to avoid,
you know, but sometimes it happens, like I can fucking use it.
I'm not listening to no bitches who you body wash on everything. But
that's like I just I just shared a post the other day and chick was
like, BV is a s T D. I don't care. I don't
care. I don't care. And I'm like, you can hit BV not
even having sex, right, that could like anything that throws up here please.
A couple of weeks ago and it's a question in there and it was
like, oh, if you ever had BV before, or if you ever
had BV couchie or something, or if you have like take a shot or
something, and there was so many people that are like, like you ain't
never had. It's a group full of women like it's fine, ant nobody
judging you, Like it's okay, it's okay, body, I don't damn
im I'm like, I don't remember some people I don't qualify no more.
Hey, look I'm on metro donasall right, now you want to know why
because after my cycle she gets known off. Sometimes this is what it is.
As you think, and give you antibiotic, your whole body about to
shut it. And because because and because I'm more antibiotics, you know what
they have to give me every single time some kind of like yeah, because
because what happens whenever I'm on antibiotics it throws the kuchie off. So then
I have to have a yeast infection pill to make sure that that's just how
it happened. I was like, I don't, I don't understand why why
motherfuckers being so embarrassed about ship That is literally something normal. It is literally
normal, and you don't even have to be having sex in order for it
to But so too, that can be telling of whoever you're dealing with as
well, And that's the problem you talk what I don't. I don't know.
I don't know if y'all have ever seen me myself and Irene, but
when he got that thing, it was like somebody's making a loaf of bread.
And I think it's sour dough. Yeah, you're dying. Can definitely,
well that's laundry, like they are literally working out and staying in sweaty
coats to it's just so the list goes on. So it's like, I
don't know why women act so embarrassed about things that are very fucking normal and
it's funny. And it's funny because what's what's funny about is one of the
things that women do to clean themselves can cause me b dushing. They're still
on the shelves. But yeah, like even with even with that, even
with that like dushing, like feeling like they're cleaning out themselves and that's throwing
off your pH battles and can cause bb hanging up behind the bathroom door,
it's like a big rubber ivy granny. I thought it was a regular hot
water bottle. Bro I didn't know she was putting that motherfucker in her holes.
And I was mad because like, no, man, because I like,
yeah, yeah, now I'm mad, now mad. No, she
was a water give it to me. I just remember she's a feeling that
when I want to give it to you, she's just handed to you.
Like no. So because it was a hot water bottle. I'm so mad.
I'm actually glad that you know that what that looks like. But at
the same time, I'm mad that you said that, because I'm like you
to know what that looks like. But let's not use that in a sentence
like that again, Like let's let's let's keep that on the low. Lo
lo lo lo lo low, Like, let's get that all the way down
here. Were up here, we up here. I need to stay.
I need you to come back up. Bro. I we're mad that you're
right, that's why I left. No, But like if it was so
like you heard like something you know you need a heat for it, like
she would feel the hot water bottle, I didn't like, like you have
stomach cramps or something like. I didn't know that was her bone that had
a dual purpose. I didn't know it was her booty bag. Bros.
Did she give it? Did she give it to you? To that one
one of my grains. So whenever the migrains could have went left real quick,
definitely put on your own head, on your face. Yeah, you
might have had it on your your forehead. She was sitting in so wow,
So you weren't the only person. I used to think it was a
whoopy cushion, and it's thinking it was a whoopy cushion. Like so one
of my cousinship like rusty brown, burnt orange, blood red. Yeah,
it looked like a kidney bean color of kidney kidney bean. But yo,
but just right, it is that ship primitive like here, put the coach
bag on your head. Put the coach bag on your head. Yeah,
and then it's like so just imagine like as a little kid, like not
knowing, like you're trying to blow this motherfuck up. Look, you have
tuned into another episode I got masked with when I got we can't see the
name. Thank you for listening to this episode. Imagine trying to blow I
greatly appreciate it. Yeah, ain't gonna make it, and we don't want
you all to see that on camera. So we find the U for us.
If he dies, it's going on a replay. We can catch the
replay. Oh, tuesdays, Susan, okay, Tuesdays in the morning,
Okay, Tuesdays. At some point, I want to okay, there you
go, no Tuesdays. Excuse me, I want to put your mouth don't
becoming to work. I just like and they don't explain ship to you,
like, you know, don't touch this. This is you know, like
back right plus the back kidney bean bag. It's a coaching bag. She
really was laying on the couch with that on her head. You're thinking about
how thousand dollars cut your bag on your head online. She had her cheek
just sleeping. Most definitely is you know, I got what, I got
a hold of my rib place. Calm down. That is insane. She
really feels incensean what what stream? She's probably saying, just like you know,
like, oh my grandma, she was on the bread. She didn't
openly admit that. We're we're still speculating even because it was it happened.
I mean, I'm pretty sure Grandma rested off, rushed, she rushed it
off, she ranged it. She just put that back in the dry with
the juice on hang on the back of the door. Now it was under
the bathroom. It had its own little bucket. I am so so,
so, so so happy that I have therapy on Mondays. It's just because
of this alone. I'm so happy that therapy is on Mondays. On the
is re traumatizing me out of the death. But you have so many other
things to sort through. Now you gotta through. You put the cuchie bag
when you young, all that ship feeling normal water, you gotta baby like
you got stommer cramps ahead and put that on. Okay, so when did
this happen? Like what age do you feel like you were before? I
mean, because is this is this before or like after you drunk her apple
juice and all that crown? And I don't even know because if it was
after when she went through, she deserves that. Like I can't remember so
many things about childhood, but I can't always pimple with the age, especially
because I was the same size for so much of it. Have that bag,
Yeah, Britt, stories are always traumais see that's your musical tram bro.
I just she's not about she was she heard focused long enough. You
know how many years it's gonna take her to get one damn accident. No,
Lauryn Hill of comedy, you just dropped one banger and then lead leader
game because Lauryn Hill is still education, you know what? So next topic
there? What topics? Topics? At this point, man, I don't
think we feel like we need to last. No. Oh, so I
hadn't. Now remember when I told y'all a couple of weeks ago about my
ex and the whole like was doing too much with the whole like we're friends
thing to tell me that he had a girlfriend. I was minding my fucking
business right working on my website, and I got a notification, and I
go and I checked my Facebook notifications, and I see that his girlfriend didn't
follow me on Facebook. Right now, No, that was clearly that was
clearly an accident from snooping, because she's not hit the like button, not
even hit the like like, she hit the follow. But that means she
probably got her phone set on shaking it automatically. You know, why do
you because I've done it before, she says, she got your ma body.
But bread, make sure you take some pictures and some videos Bread it
before. I mean, it's easy because like, okay, yeah, the
very first thing is like it's right at the top of yeah, oh you
have a creator account or something. Oh, okay, I do too.
I think we all do. When so when somebody go on you'all page,
they don't see a friend they followed, Yes, but then you can go
behind no, no, but you have to you gotta go and then like
if you go to my page, for example, to the same way that
you just hit follow, and then you gotta go like hit the three dots
or whatever, and then they'll take you to But but but but my thing,
but my thing is this. I already explained our history. Oh stef
said, after five thousand friends, it makes you just follow. It can't
be though, because I got a lot of people. If you only got
friends, friends parked up because I have created. But but the thing is,
I'm still getting friend requests, so it'sth like, my friend request are
still there, so they have to go look for it. Then the disappeared.
But no, so it was definitely an accident because she followed. But
then you know, she like she had because she was on there snoops because
I look because I wanted to before I before I talked about it. I'm
like, I need to, you know, see if this is yeah,
and she was going, so I'm like, that was definitely uh oh shit.
She probably did it and did it real quick. But I wouldn't have
thought twice about it if it wasn't for our previous history. Like I said
before, Now, if if you missed that story, i't figure in real
quick. So with my ex he you know, me and him, we
were cool still, like we were cool still, but at the time,
you know, he tried to push being friends but still wanting benefits of me
being his girlfriend, where he wanted things to be like on a sexual level,
and when I didn't want to engage in those sexual things, then he
would tell me that I was quote unquote acting weird. I'm not acting weird.
I'm acting like a friend. Ain't that what you said? We are
like nigga, your freak subscription has expired and declined. So he took so
he was like, uh, I made a new I used a new email,
I said. I said, fortunately, we've called onto that trick and
this number is still registered to the customery of trying to reach it's currently unavailable.
Yeah, but you know, so then he calls to tell me that,
well, you know, I'm gonna talk to you about so I already
knew it was about a chick, and I didn't care because, like I
said, like, I don't have those type of feelings for him anymore.
Like we're cool. You know, he still do four and treat the girls
like he is, So I will always you know, have love and respect
and admiration off that as part of us. There's nothing there. So you
know, he called to tell me that he is now in a relationship with
somebody. Congratulations, right, But this is a person who like I had
beef with, like we I might have smacked her head on the tree tump
stump a couple of times. You cannot be banging bitches against oak. That
is illegal. Ain't nothing wrong with banging on Yes, oh that's that's water
right. Yeah, but she probably still got migrated from that. No.
But here's the thing is that the girl you beat up in front of her
baby, No, that was a different one. Why are you beating bitches
up the babies? Because she swung first and that No. So so here's
my big I'm not tripping about the old beef because high school was fucking twenty
one years ago. I'm not tripping about that. But the thing is we
haven't had any type of interaction since then for us to like speak or you
know, it ain't been no thing where we've seen each other on Facebook and
she's laughed at a comment or liked or said, and we've had any type
of discussion. It's just one of those kind of unspoken things like I ain't
beefing with you, you ain't beefing with me, but we don't interact and
we don't exactly. So I just found it. We're like, we had
this history and we've never actually like come together to say, all right,
you know I'm over that. You over that. You know what I'm saying.
It's it's all cool, and you are now dating my ex. So
just with those two things together, why the fuck are you on my page
in the first place? Why do you think? I don't know? Have
you told him? Like bro? I did. I was like, like,
dude, that don't got ship to do with me, like you are
grown. We are not together, like dude, I do not care I
do when you But he was like, well, maybe I was just overthinking
it because you know, I really respect you, and I was trying to
tell you before somebody else who would tell me. It doesn't That's what I'm
trying to figure out. And if we did tell it's because we thought it
was funny. We're making a joke, like we're laughing at you. Bro,
we got telling on you. So look, this is what happened when
you try to spend the block and that block there, like you ever go
to your favorite spot gentrification? You ever go to your favorite spot even it
ain't even gentrification. Okay it has been raised, Okay, the building is
there that right. You see what they're doing. See what they're doing in
the midtown changed in the fun around. I worked over there. There was
Walmart, Applebee's, and now what the this start Bucks still over there.
I know that you know it's bad when that white people say we should get
to not even Starbucks. You don't even give me vibes that you were even
cared like that. You about to be just sitting on the phone and and
just talking about this girl I used to go to get like it that people
call you and take you care about Okay, But like I said, when
I first told you all the story, I couldn't even fake nice about it
because this was during the time when I had strapped, when I was sick,
and I had just finally got to sleep when he called and it woke
me up. So I'm thinking that he was calling for something and it was
that, and I'm like, I remember this story because I was like,
he wanted you to be else, he wanted you to be happy for him,
and in the morning I got my first piece of and I told him
and I was like, look like, I don't know, I don't know.
I don't know if you no, I was done already, I said.
I was like, that's what's up, bro, I just got done
too. I was done already. I was done. But no, that's
weird. It's better than when I was fucking it because like a lot of
a lot of people felt weird about having sex in their parents house, I
didn't have to. That wasn't the kind of household I grew up in because
my mom rather that I had sex where she knew I was safe than anywhere
else. So and at this point I was grown anyway. So in the
house, no, my mom almost got me. Man, my mom almost
got me fucked up because she was down there in my ship and she had
stuff, y'all remember motion lotion. She she took my motion lotion and a
condo. And when he came over, like he thought that I was on,
I'm like, what the fuck did you talking? It's up And it
wasn't. My mom had my ship, so he thought that I had used
that ship on another nigga because she was a tramp back in the day,
I was fucking this nigga. He had this big ass dick, but he
was too quick. He was too quick, and my mom hurt us fucking
and she heard us when we stopped. So when we stopped, all of
a sudden, out of nowhere, you just heard her start cracking up in
the hallway and she was like, damn, he done already, Just off
the window, like, sir, my mom is the fucking worst dog,
Like how do you leave out the window walk? Like yep, she like
because at the because at the time, like because my mom my mom lived
upstairs and my bedroom was downstairs, like on the side of the bathroom.
So when she came, like I don't know if she was going in or
coming out of the bathroom whatever, but she could hear us, and it
wasn't it wasn't that long, like his dick was long, but the time
was not. And when it stopped, I don't know if she thought,
like, well, maybe it was gonna be a position change or something.
Then when she heard us talking and ship, she was like, damn he
done already, like she was. And when I tell you, it wasn't
just like no soft chuckle, like it was a full hearty fucking from the
belly gut last. Yeah, imagine that was a long No, it wasn't.
It wasn't no long ride about ship. Not a long ride. He
rode home with the radio off, like damn, he cried. I think
I think he was even more embarrassed because my mom like she knew him this.
I'm like she really he really laughed him in his face, like damn,
I've caught before. So did he ever come back after that? No,
not, not until my granny died. When my granny died, he
like he was, you know, comforting s because he knew I was real
close to my granny. But it wasn't like on no such ship. And
then he brought it up because he was trying to like make me laugh and
ship because I was like crying, Like I literally cried myself to sleep while
he was there because we were you know, we were cool. It was
just after that, I'm like, bro, you can't. No. I
didn't want to suck him no more. I knew tryouts over you know what
I'm saying. You know you do that first time and you're like all right,
maybe he was a little nervous. I'm we're gonna do this again and
again. Mom's life is kind of curly you literally, okay, literally it
didn't help because I mean her laugh it made me start laughing too. But
I had got to like put my stuff on, and I and I and
because I don't know if you remember that, I remember had like that little
that little weird sliding lot like opened a lot, and I had went out
in the hallway and god, the way my mom and I know he had
to hear like our hands slapping, like because she was like that a girl
like, yeah, my mom's hilarious. I also, I've played the I've
played the audio recording on Facebook of when me and baby that's not baby was
fucking because she was in the basement. She was down there washing clothes,
and she sent me a voice message and was like, god, damn,
somebody getting to ship right, Like my mom was just she be out of
pocket. So have you ever been in the house you heard your mom before?
Yes? And it was the worst time ever because I had went out
to the bar, I was drinking and ship. Yep, yeah, I
had went out. I had been drinking and ship and I went to Taco
Bell and I had to ship so bad. So the room that I was
in when she heard that used to be her room next to the bathroom.
So liquor, Taco bell, toilet, hurting my step pad in her and
I'm stuck. She wanted to take crying, You wanted to put the bag
over your head. You wanted to hear. I know you was like,
come on, hurry up, stop me, and you can't pass. You
couldn't because it was Taco bell and liquor. And I was still kind of
like new to drinking, like like I had, you know, just now,
as long as I got food on my stomach, you could probably pour
me a couple of gasoline and that she wouldn't like. So when a lot
of people be like, man, if I drink this to make me go
to the bathroom and make my head hurt and make this and make I don't
have those problems like, but I also come from a long line of alcho
fucking halics, like my mom's side of the family, like them niggas just
god damn drunks. So that's your Yeah, Oh, so that wasn't your
granny making us make readers and ship with all that fucking tacovaka And we didn't
know, was it you trying to kill y'all serious? He said skull like
it was better right, not the not the s k o L. Taco
is, tacobaka is whatever they used to like cover wood that they used the
swab But that's just damn ner ever clear. Wow. Well, while we
on you know, freaking ship, I really have to play this video because
T pain is a minute and we need to take social media love the world's
darkest. So so this so so the The last time we were here,
the week before last, we played t paints video where he discovered then didn't
have any drug going back. It's like, now this is his take on
sir mix a lot. Baby got back in the up and asked for the
video. I'm gonna skip to the part because Can said he would have dove
right and had as Let me tell you watch your man still the back.
Yeah, your feet came off the cheek. Wow. Wow, this is
the maximum throw, maximum maxim throw. That's that's the most he can do
without straight falling off of that for real. That's that's that I got a
big she she called me back. I got to make sure that credit.
But's the fact that you got the Black Air Forces too. You got it
also, you know this is so funny. Is it going so hard?
You got a problem you be having? You just gotta stand sideways in the
past. In the past, yes, but as currently he gotta he was
going hard like lead sideways and diving. He was working at all his body
parsons with the black I just think it was dressed like run d m C
and long stroking a big stroke, fake ass and then fall off had Yes,
it makes a lot of wild man. Yeah, I mean that's mister
put him on the glass. That's his only wild video like that. The
rest of his rap career is like ice tea. This was literally I mean
he had to put him on the glass. That's only because that got popular.
Said. This scene just stressed me out. So he was like like,
yes, like I gotta watch this. I'm gonna skip to the part
because Can said he would have dove right in that as Let me tell you
watch your man still the back, yeah, your feet down. It came
off the cheek. Wow. Why this is the the maximum throw, maximum
maxim throw. That's that's the most he can do without straight falling off of
that for real. That's that's that. I got to make sure she called
me, but I got to make sure laugh though last work. The funny
thing is old girl and does not have a big ass at all. Oh
yeah, no, not at all for the time, because said he,
I wonder how that moment? Yeah, I want him. Tone of the
girls back then really had. That's why I remember they used to think j
Lo had a big as. Let's say he and I wonder how asses in
the video Murray was they got a dunkle dunk and that there was not a
pass. Everybody was looking at her butt from the Selena movie. I think
that's what they thought she had, even the security nigga just standing in the
front of the video. When I first saw the video, I thought that's
what would make the pre b b Are era. Everybody was like that because
people thought about Derek had But what about the jicks who gotten naturally big asses,
like Sita for an example. You couldn't sit here and say that they
You couldn't find an ass like that for your video. I mean I was
at the time, but I could have. I could have, but you
know, would have got in trouble. Had seventeen year olds in the video
back then pretending like they was grown. Absolutely said I honestly think they gave
the little booty pop panty because leaning was thick. They did, they had
to. I agree. I want to see t Pain do the do the
Hammer. I want. I need for him to do that. No,
I need him to do the Unleash the Dragon video that too. That would
also be here, yo yo, nasty work. Meanwhile, over on the
patio, Pock and Sugar and the niggas are just standing over there and catering.
Why my boy, so are you? I fell down a YouTube rabbi
because I didn't think this existed. MC Hammer really put an album out on
death Rout. Yeah, yeah that it is horrible, but it doesn't exist.
Yeah, you listen to album stuff he had to get. If Hammer
would have got tupac on like pumps and the bumps, that would have been
out of here. I mean with Ai, you probably could. I don't
want to hear that because that's gonna be some nest shiny looking like ice cream
ready to get served. He was not talking all that we want right.
Whole video video is a classic. First of all, I like that song,
but I can't watch that video because I because in this I gotta watch
the video with him like Dion Sanders, the Atlanta version him standing on brick
with his ass out. I think I think the Atlanta version he made him
change to the I mean he's gonna put some short song. I mean he
was just out here apparently that was the thing. I was like, mm
hmm. I was like, oh, and I was young. I was
just like the Prey video, like maybe four months before this problem came out
up we got it here. It's from brit says today. I mean,
what two thirty five? It was like Jesus davantae Christ was an MC.
Hammer was swinging. It was just popping all around. And when I go
back and listen to dog music, I'd just be like, who the fun
was really listening to Hammer? That's a praise to make it today, I
didn't hear what. I had to legit to legit. Hey how he had
stage with them with all fifty of the people. Say he got that song
popped that collar album. Don't heard him? Please Hammer, don't hurt him.
Sound sounds like a hater, broth. It sounds like you hating that.
What for your time? This was the one that the funky head Hunter
that was Yeah, that's it, Yeah, Yeah, that's I used to
funny out that because that was back when I think Mom, you said,
y'all remember the six CD changer. Absolutely everybody had to have one of them.
Absolutely you had to have some hammer because that was that was cracking and
some tupac. Yeah, that was crazy. He was also actual hammer.
Tommy whispering the comments and read it if you're going to read it, I'm
not. I'm not. I don't have the LA time. You know it
was, you know, bad Timmy, you know what, I'm not a
bad We just gonna see the deal. I didn't ask you, you know
you really that's about That's about a statement, though law order. That's exactly
what that's not gonna do to him. And that's like music is eating candy
and them the ones you shouldn't with I'm a castl and what the hell that
means to me? Both of y'all serial killers sitting cross from what Jason Jason
in this and I give the first serial killers. Both of you put both.
I put that in the I put down the group chat and my coworker
was like, you're gonna participate in Halloween and I was like, nah,
I don't dress up. But then I thought, then I thought about it,
Brittany, don't save yourself just it's terroristic fucking behavior, Brittany don't.
Yeah like movies with music in it, that's cool. But I told him
we used to be in watching watching cats and rent is wild Ship then the
third Cat mo, Yeah, terrible, just like the music, the music
fire man business. See if I can find like over Blue Cone, give
me Michael Myers mines. That's why I following Michael Myers. I see them
like that's yo. I'm the only one you ever watched these videos. I'll
share. I think it's like Michael Myers of Decatur and it's this white family
and dog really just be on bullshit, dressed like Michael Myers. You're talking
about the one that be driving in the car and he got rolled on like
the little the ship they do when you got to toe lot. It's stabbing
wagon on the back and even got his homeboys and all the ship. So
his homeboy dressed up like Jason and they just be doing wild ship that ship
funny. He's the Michael Myers of Decatur. We was talking about that.
I had to really dig back in deep into my childhood and figure out when
did I become afraid of Michael Myers, and I was talking to you that
he's an autistic kid that just wanted to be left alone. I think that
softened the blow a little bit when I thought just happened to be. But
I was sterirized as a kid. I never my sister, my older sister
eleven years older, so she was just always just letting us do stuff we
weren't supposed to do. So my mom specifically told her do not take them
to go see Halloween H two oh. I was eleven and my sister want
to. But you know, remember in the movie he got his head chopped
off, So it was like my mom never knew we went. My sus
like, y'all, chill you, everything's fine. I had nightmares for a
week. Mom couldn't figure out what was wrong with me because I would keep
waking up and seeing the head in the closet, and so I'm screaming all
night, and so they finally had to come claim. I was just like,
well, we want still see Halloween H two oh. So we all
in trouble because I can't go to sleep because I'm screaming. Together, I'm
like, why was you take an eleven year old to go see that with
my ten old another one down the rabbit Hole, And I didn't realize that
damn movie first came out in seventy eight. But then I'm like, dud,
it was twenty years freak ninety. I've been terrified ever since. See
and for me, I was never really like the only ones that scared me,
Like when I was younger, like Freddie scared me because I used to
like to sleep and see he was It was when he pulled that body through
the bed and then all that book. Yeah it was, yeah, that
was his first movie whatever too because he got marked in the crap top yep.
No, but that was because of the fact that he would fuck with
you when you were sleep. But then once I got old enough, like
I got to a point like controlling Ship and like I told y'all, like
a recent dreamed that I had within the last year about Freddy and the Dialdo
situation. So he probably ain't gonna come back and fuck with me, oh
god no. But but like that and Chucky because he was so quick and
strong. I hated Dows Well, I still hate dows I just don't like
DAOs period. So Chucky freaked me the funk out because when I was at
my cousin house, that bitch had my buddy Dow and I woke up and
my buddy dow head was on the pillow Yo pillow. I was at his
house and my buddy the head from the dow was on. But like a
lot of people, yeah him asshole. So but like how people were like
scared of candy Man and ship like that, Like that ship didn't freak me
out because you asked for this ship business. So his postle was like a
horror movie like min Rushmore. So there's Jason Michael Meyers, Freddy like who
was the fourth person. So most people was like chucky do you know?
Goofy ass was like, well, we're gonna put candy Man up there because
he was black. It's like, bro, it's a nigga from Chicago with
a mink on and a hook, Like, who is this nigga? Candy
Man was from Old Black? Like, ain't nobody afraid of this? You
said twice already, combat are you afraid of? You're afraid of a nigga
and a mink with a hook. Just just let him be, bro,
he you you know how like would Mimi be like, don't bother her when
she minded her business, but you still randomly call her and bother her now
she pissed off at you. It's getting sucked up. That's different than semon
it because you have to say it three times in succession in a mirror in
a bathroom. I don't know because when in the second movie and his mom
was there, she's take a bathroom, buddy with you, buddy kid's sister,
three females. I don't know why they never incorporated her yet. Yeah,
but like now it's like I just because my kids are very, very
futic, so jelly Bean will sit here. And because I didn't know that,
like the whole Insidious thing was like a universe, so I didn't know
the nun and all that. I didn't know all that those movies were connected.
I never did that stuff. And Red is just a fucking psychopath,
like the scorpio she is, so she she keeps begging me to watch fucking
Saw marathons. Saw isn't scary. I just don't like certain ships, Like
I don't want to see nobody get their fucking nails and ship pulled up like
so like Insidious and all that ship. Like I don't like that kind of
horror because it's not real scary. So I jump scary. Yes, give
me good old fashioned gory horror porn like got too much ship and if that
means something in African spirituality are portals according to something, and I definitely believe
that. I do not. I turned my mirrors around, any mirrors in
my room at night? Everything I turned around room. WHOA, yeah,
that that for sure I would rather not. Well, that might be true.
But nigga just a nigga and a mink with a hook. Yeah,
bees, that was a lot of especially now, like talking about like because
a lot of people do talk about that now, like with mirrors being portals
and ships, so like candy man, like you know, like even back
in the like the whole bloody marry ship again, Oh I forgot about candy.
You say that? Now you got a nigga with a mink and a
hook bees on you man that hook while you run fast though, So first
of all, I'm like, bro, don't touch me with that hook you
got on the bees and I'm allergic. Just let the motherfucker sling me and
get the fuck out my bass because I don't got no top of this ship.
Right, but you know black right white, one white bitch and that
came to Caprini green, you're probably hey, when of them, when of
them, one of them niggas? When the dog whooker in the bathroom,
I'm not gonna lie, I cried, because then he say, and just
what you came from a bitch or something before you? I don't like.
I gotta look at hit it with that legend. What you play. That's
why I don't. I don't feel bad for nobody in the Candy Man movies.
They always gonna hell Razer. Though you get that box and you want
to saw punch, just give me good old ghost face. What's your favorite
scary movie? But that's just like like like I didn't watch the hell Raiser
movies going up because I just I didn't like. I didn't watch. I
didn't watch those. I didn't watch. I never watched like a fool movie,
like I've seen parts of it ship, but like the movie no fantasm
movies A little Yeah, he goose Bumps came back, but I kind of
made it a little more scarier, a little more. I think it's a
series on Disney. But one thing that I would never fucking watch the puppet
Master movies. I told you that. I hate that. No, thank
you. I hate anything with fucking dummies, dolls, puppet because appease me
you like a dial kept. Well, the thing about the puppet Master series
was Dog was like the last survivor of like the Jews and everybody that got
attacked to all his friends to save them, he put their souls in his
ventulquit dials. So it was they went and basically was out just killing Germany,
the niggas that was sucking with them when they were younger. So the
heroes in the way, they are absolutely not heroes. That's like, I
don't that's what the Ron Sinister was stupid as not the one we went with.
Yeah, folks look like Michael Jackson like, so this one house has
got everybody killing themselves. Ye wow? Is that about? He said on
one movie that was more than Jump Scarce of Me was Hereditary, Cause Ship
was actually creepiest. You know what movie actually really fucks with humans and they
don't really put two or two together and they realize it final destination because niggas
will not drive behind the semi at all. I'm getting over nobody rides behind
the wood. You know, thank you. As soon as that wood over,
I can't wait mm hmm. You know that's also watch some people won't
ride a roller coaster. But also I can't. I can't any of the
Rob Zombie movies at all. Rob Zombie is just his brain. I don't
know where to be goingween, Rob Zombie. Halloween is the only Halloween.
And scared me because that nigga ran. I'm like, I have never seen
this motherfucker pick up the god damn pace and this nigga ran. I think
so. But then also to you that the Texas chainsaw massacre that also house
was did do House of Wax? That's that's someone. Yeah, that yeah,
that was. There's a movie that scared the ship out of me when
I was a kid. I was house. Yeah, that motherfucker was in
there brushing their teeth and some ship with the electric tooth brushing. That motherfucker
came all the way back and that was like, no, thank you.
I was like, I'm good. Why do they keep making pet cemetery movies?
Because I don't know why they keep making scream movies? You you will
not say nothing. Ghost amazing, ghost face is a legend him too.
We can't even say ghost Face is a legend because there's so many of them
now, ghost Face, it's been many people that work him. I just
had to explain this to Monte. Monte was like ghost Face of twelve people
said, No, twelve people was ghost Face. That's a difference, big
difference. But you can't say he's a legend because some of them suck.
They all suck. Like you ever watch scream like ghost Face beginning his ass
whoop. I don't see how you still get to kill. I just beat
you the funk up for ten minutes and you still stabbed me to death.
Bro, you took all kind of ils. That's because they're not strategic.
They who because, I mean, because last motherfucker's smart when you say bulletproof
best. Because I'm like, dude, like, I don't, I just
I don't understand how in this franchise, y'all know that there is a nigga
that loves to stab y'all to death, And there is literally a saying that
says, don't bring a knife to a gun fight. Why are none of
you niggas packing? Like for me, I'm a feeling all right, So
even if I decide that I'm about to put a bullet through ghost space and
in this ship once and for all, or at least into the next installment,
because another niggas gonna put the mask on. It's going to be a
point where I am going to have to fight for my life, just to
fight for my life, because at this point, after fighting for my life,
they gonna be like, yeah, well you weren't supposed to have a
gun in the first place, so now I gotta go to court at some
point, I don't know that, and those faces never going to fuck with
nobody in jail. At some point in these moments, somebody has got to
be on the other side of like, we should plan this out better.
Because it's been twelve niggas before us. They all seem to kick the bucket
as killers. How do we survive because these two bitches is out here killing.
And the crazy part about it is in the screen movies there is more
than one killer and they still get off. And and the fact that there
is a team of you, right, and you niggas still lose, that'd
be the crazy part. Like the last one, it was three of them
mother fuckers going after Sydney. She wasn't even here still up until this point,
that was the one factor that kept winning. At some point, Leo
says, Hereditary is about the lady that goes back to her old town for
her mom's funeral and realizes she was like a queen of a coven of acolytes
that collected souls for demon king. That's next level. That sounds like a
great script I have ever seen as above so below. No, I've never
even heard of that before. Ye Leverra Khan used to freak me out because
he was just yeah that did that have page Kennedy? Yeah, one of
them did hold up? Maybe he was in the new level. Well,
while he is looking that up, I want to show y'all something that was
interesting and funny to me. Uh, y'all know this should be about Dix
and Ship. I don't think you should show that. What I feel like
they should implement this, especially since I just talked about my X on the
show. Is an illegal size form? Yeah, like there's an illegal size
what is it like? Take this out? So in Iceland, right,
the law actually originated from Middle Ages, so originally a long long time ago.
But there was this woman that she got married, right, you know
how it is back in the day, they would only have after they're married.
When she had with her man, she was really disappointed. Why because
his peace was small. She was so infuriated, Gavin, She's so infuriated.
She went to the authorities. And because because she got married to him
and she's stuck with him the rest of her life. They made a law
that if he is less than three inches that ass, yeah, is less
than three inches, you're not allowed to marry anybody. Nah, crazy crazy
in Iceland and Iceland. Can you imagine going to the law because your nigga
dick is small? That sounds like, I'm my brow. How do they
prosecute you? They're not prosecuting. They just said the marriage you can't get
married or allowed marriage because but what I'm but what I'm saying is like do
they just gotta take your word for it? Do they put you on the
police line up? If you like, drop them draws? It be like
it'd be like grab your nuts number three, Like say the line turn to
the left and make it once you maybe you maybe you gotta something I gotta
I gotta show with like the wedding ring of my dicking my hand at next
to a tape measure, like will you know what I mean? But you've
never been there. But when we go to the airport, there is this
little thing that we set our bag next to to let us know if our
bag you got on the plane, you gotta walk to scanning, right,
you gotta scan, gotta scan them. Got your bag don't fit? It
ain't it ain't going. If it doesn't fit, you must have quit.
You're an American woman. That is crazy, but I can appreciate it.
All the little dick niggas got outlawed in Iceland. So like you said,
if you're looking for the if you're looking for the long stroke, you might
as well go to Iceland. That's where all the big niggas is pap.
They ain't getting married. They single niggas. It's a problem. If you
live in Iceland, thirty five single, probably got a little bit. That's
crazy. At least you ain't got a wonder in a bar trying to hit
on the jim like you here you single? Yeah that I know why you
gotta hit on the tourists. They don't know no better. You hit on
the tourists. Oh that don't know no better, don't know, no better.
That's crazy. You might go to jail for defraud in the public.
And first of all, why do you know that law? I watched a
lot of TV bro Yeah right, So to prove my point, I have
literally randomly turned on the TV, no matter what time it is, just
to see if it was true. Yeah. Us, it's always another The
U s a just TV period SVU on somewhere. I watched so much SVU
on my last off day I stumbled into like regular law and Orders. I
was like, yo, this is the weeks and I was when I noticed
that I stopped seeing niggas I recognized. I was like to take defence in
the Hood Ice team was in there and coolio. Oh really, yes,
the work is nasty because it's past nasty work. The work is daddy old
nasty, no nasty, nasty n A S S S. Yeah mm hmm.
He was in Leprechaun Back to the Hood said in the Hood friend with
weed is a friend in by a friend with gold is the best friend.
I'm told, like, I could have swore. I remember seeing the scene
with him in that movie. Mm hm, I mean that's what he said.
And before we leave I want to just say, Jada's innocent. Jadas
innocent. The only Dada we recognize over here is Jada Kissa parks on the
track. Will It is not a victim? Yes? Please? No no
no no no, no, no no, how he's a victim? No
no, no, no saying why why is he? How is he a
victim? Look what she do? That's how is he a victim? That's
good marketing. This is top tier villainy. It's marketing. Is a victim
though? It is marketing. It's a busy victimizing because you won't shut the
funk up. It's marketing. Are you still talking about your dead lover?
Though? If Jada was lover, if Jada Pickott was doing all of this
and there was nobody else attached to nobody would care answer my question? You
said that Will is a victim, and I'm asking you how he is?
How is he? How is he manipula? You don't hear what she's saying?
Is that I'm asking you if you keep bringing up he's not her ask
for the fifteenth tables. No, she says all the like she has literally
said it, like they didn't have a romantic type of connection. You keep
friend. We see niggas all the time, and what do they do.
They are posting these dead, reminiscing ass posts for niggas who have been gone
for a long ass time. Just because they have been dead for a long
time does not mean that they do not still have a special place in their
heart for these people. They don't go away just because the person is absolutely
right, especially with that type of bund. There is a way to do
that. And the way she's doing ship, that's a nasty word. If
you want to show a tribute to your friend because you love, that's cool.
But the way you going about doing this, it just looked bad.
And because it looked bad to you, making me look bad, look bad?
And that ship? Wow, who does it look bad to? This
situation is terrible? I am because if I was out of Black Jada a
long time ago, who does it look bad to? Like? Who is
it? Terrible? Touse? Bro? Like she got what I mean.
We already thought he was a cornball in the pussy, But now she's just
making it. No, she putting it out there like yo, he really
as I just wanted. I'm curious, like I'm asking these questions and I'm
trying to figure out because that was her dog, that was her bestie,
and he died and he didn't die in a way where it was like she
had time to say good bye to him. She got closure from the situation.
He was tragically murdered. Nigga. I'm still hurt about two five death
night never even met the nigga. I just everybody's saying he's a victim,
and this man is he's definitely done his dirt and he's the same thing she
said. He said the same thing, just about he's talking about the same
things. And he was smashing on of course, but do you know any
of these people Will Smith is sleeping with. One of the main people that
he was messing around was even in this way back, who is snitching on
Will? It was pretty do you see Will sitting on television shows like,
yeah, man, we was doing all this and all that. No Will
is overseas somewhere chilling with his bitches. Because August went and blasted that she
didn't and that opened his mouth. August was I was doing so because he
was a sucker. You're gonna keep following the sucker for the fifth time.
This is marketing for her new book. This is all this is. It's
still not Hey, he had a book, it is what it is.
He also had a book as well, and they both the same thing.
You're right, this is the same book where he basically what each answer my
question, I'm asking you asking you all right, But that that's me though,
So you're had the right to do whatever she wants to do and not
to mention this is out somebody like me who was open about everything. I
have a completely different idea than Kayla would have because I don't personally I don't
want to know what you do, but because you're probably not because it's nasty
work too, I don't want to know what you doing. Man. But
it's like he's the only thing that I have like been like was because she
sucked her son friend. That was it, extra, that was it.
That was it. But everything else around that, it's like why he was
traumatized to but everything else around that is like I just feel like I would
like for Jada to take us out the group chat at this point, we
are all you enter into it because I'm not. In so many years were
people coming up with their own narratives about this couple, and we weren't even
in the group chat. The group chat was damn near created by society,
and they were sitting in the background not saying nothing, and people was talking
about all they swingers, they do this, they do that. You never
heard a peep out of either one of them for so many years. All
these were created on their behalf, and they said nothing. So it's take
us at the group chat. The group chat was created back then when people
were talking about them swinging and doing all other ship and they wasn't saying nothing.
And I've never made just as everyone else, I've never been in the
group chat. And then she was like, Chris, these narratives about them
and offer let us read it. Let us read that's what she wants you
to. But honestly, like, as a woman, several several petty bones
in my body, Like I just I have a petty skeleton. I'm not
even gonna say I got a petty bone. I have a petty fucking skeleton.
Like if you always making little jokes and ship and coming from me,
I'm like, nigga, you was definitely trying to sniff this, so I'm
gonna need to the back of the suck up. Then she was like,
I thought it was scared. Who again, who asked you that? Well?
Because you know, but she's not the only one. A couple of
people said that they thought that it was he caused me wife, ain't that?
And she said, we haven't called each other husband and wife for a
long time. But now I will say on that front the outside looking in,
I assume you mo fucker is married. I see all together all the
time on the red car. We're going to say, yes, motherfucker,
you are his wife. And they show when they got to probably and do
what they have to do in those moments, go their own way. I
go to the west wing and go to the east wing. Will isn't a
victim. That is my entire point. Will isn't a victim like Will has
done his own ship. And when it's a woman in this situation, y'all
don't call us no fucking victims. What do y'all say? You saw them
real flags and decided to do blah blah blah blah blah. You chose him,
You should have chose better. You you knew that he was like this,
and you chose him anyway, So he ain't. And on that note,
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