All right, so eventually we'll call it. Like five minutes later, you
make it to the doodle house and there's two just slabs of beef men in
the front door. At this point. You've never seen them before this way,
but they're too just a bunch of upside down trying to look at motherfuckers,
just big dudes, shades on the lame samurai top, knot on the
top, yep, arms folded upside down triangle. Motherfuckers is a great title,
you know, in comparison to other people you've met, they definitely did
not prioritize leg they in a uh in a way that other people have.
I wouldn't say they've skipped it though. All right, that's they know where
the money is. Do you have a reservation? Mmmm? The other one
speaks, the business is peak at this time of day. There's no sound
coming from inside. The noodle house is dead as a door nail outside peak
out. Are you allowing I lower my shades to go orders? Okay,
No, all right, I want you, like I want this to happen,
but you're gonna have to like roll something for me, and okay,
there it is there. I will happily roll fast talk with my that is
the one. Yes, I really want you to roll fast talk in this
one. This is gonna be you will get a plus one forward on this
because that was really baller, and I appreciate that. I'm just trying to
imagine, like, how do we just get inside to talk to him?
I don't even need food? But no, but you cracked the code in
a way that I didn't expect anyone to. All right, bro, like
here we go. Oh okay, let's see that is a one and a
four at a minus one plus one and you really truly hate to see it.
Yeah, wow, Look, this isn't her strength. It doesn't stop
her for trying. You try to play it off like James Bond, and
you ended up Leslie Wilson out of curiosity. What is your car? Oh
you can't? You know that's a different things too fast talk? Never mind?
Never mind? Oh man, I thought there was a car ability that
lets you add your car's looks to a fast talk role. But I lied,
that is not there. I mean, private party is going on again,
contradicting. You know what, why don't I roll my eyes just come
back later, just look him up and down, possibly predatory way I just
don't know seeing just how unflappable they are, because I'm just fascinated by these
these trianglemen. That's not mixing up, but that'd be really funny. That
makes you roll that just imagining like two guys that kind of look like how
Steven Siegal thinks he looks like in the movies. Yeah, that's really good.
That's really good. Act that's what Stevenson Golf thinks he looks like.
Is fucking crazy, Clay. It's not acquire agricultural property. I can tell
you that much. So do you want to give me another fast talk just
in case? Sure? If you're trying to just size them up verbally?
Yeah? Why not? Okay? Fine? Wow, you know I was
going to give you that same forward to it, so well pretend so yeah,
No, I think what goes on here? Can I ask a question?
What's the question? These guys they're not wearing any kind of corporate uniform.
They're just you never met them, but you're almost positive they're part of
like whatever gang runs a noodle house. Okay, okay, And of course
Fritz did not prepare me for the situation. So do I know what to
do? No? Do you have his phone. Ever, Oh god,
you know a smart person might do that. Maybe here's how we do it.
Then here's how we make that make sense? Right? This second style
is you call the Fritz to let you in the building. Okay, so
maybe I just call his beeper. Yeah, you have his like number number,
like he has called you for gigs before, and you've asked him for
things before. Yeah, so you have his real number. Still employed interacting
with he gives like a frushly like, wait, didn't I tell you to
You're not supposed to be here. You're supposed to be doing a job.
I gave you what's going on. I'm done. You might want to know
some stuff. You hear another phone pick up chewy, how letteran and they
all like the double fingers to the ear, you know, gonna calm They
look at you. You should we should have a drink later, boys,
I say, you hear a muttered I could go for some soake as you
walk in. All right, they're not my favorite. Wow, I couldn't
have made him more generic? God damn, Oh you could have. It
would have taken a bit of effort, but you could have my down triangle.
Men are pretty chill to hang out with it turns out, yeah,
oh, Mike, okay, you go to strike the Nobunaga's the office,
right, You're not going to you're you know, yeah, yeah, there's
there's nothing. It's a ghost town. And here, Jay Bird, you
can tell the kitchen's closed. Well that's not good. Kitchens ever closed.
You think the whatever the like yakuza thing going on syndicate had going on here,
they're like going into full war zone mode. I don't blame them.
There wooms probably out in past where the public area is. But Nobanaga puts
a nice arm around your shoulder, brings you this off and goes, don't
you have people that you're doing a job for. You're saying you're done?
Why are you here? Multitask? Look look here, reaching into my tits,
pulling the thing out on a bashed way. I have an augmented body.
I'm sure the tits are part of the past. Anyway, fine,
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