Whoa, what's like? Beutiful people. It is your baby Mama, Favorite
baby Mama, Stormy Pe And this is another episode of Chocolate Chip and Zap
the modern day female perspective, Damn Son. Back at it again and back
at that again. We're playing with half the home team today on the audio
and visual. This week we got Captain catting to build a Hey guys,
Hey, I'm trying not to say anything stupid this time, you know what,
And I appreciate that. I appreciate that. Um listening, y'all,
I just wanted to jump straight in for a few things. If you were
on the Life before we started this show, we inserted a new segment,
a new pre show segment. It's called Niggas Ain't Shit, and I really
enjoyed it. I really enjoyed it, and I can't wait to indulge with
you guys. More on this later on in the episode. But um,
I wanted to talk about a few things. And once again, y'all know,
throughout the week, my mind just be read and as I encounter different
things, mine just be racing some more. Right So, if you were
on the Live at the end of last episode, I was talking to you
guys about how I want to intentionally date this summer, right But the reason
that I want to intentionally date this summer is that I have so many bomb
ass date ideas. Like I found some cool hot air balloons. I found
a pickle farm. Y'all know I love pickles. Y'all know I love pickles.
I found a pickle farm. I found some bomb ass vineyards. I
found something cool like nerdy museums, some trippy museums. Like, I have
a lot of stuff that I want to do, and I know some of
y'all probably like, well, why won't you just go do it with your
girl friends? Go do it with your girl friends because I want dick after
Yeah, yeah, I don't want to do it with them. I don't
want to do it with them. Okay, I'm wanna go out and have
a good time and afterwards, I wanna go home and get some deck,
Okay, which is why I want to intentionally date this summer. So Niel
less to say, yes, I'm looking for a man right now. Just
because I am looking for a man does not mean I want any man.
And with all the respect in my heart, please respect me respectfully declining your
advances Okay, I want to say this one more time. Please respect me
respectfully declining your advances. Like, if I am showing you respect, please
just give me that same respect back. Because I don't curve niggas with an
attitude. I don't be like, what's your broke ass doing over here?
Okay, that's not me, that's not me. I'm that girl like you
thought you wow for that. I'm not her. Okay. I have the
utmost respect. So when I decline your offers repeatedly, and then I have
to get intentional with you and say no, I'm good, no, thank
you. Now all of a sudden, I'm a bitch. Now I'm fat.
Okay, Now I got too much baby here. Yeah. Oh that's
that's what y'all love it at. Now I got too much baby here.
Now I got too much baby here. Okay, it's just what I thought.
We were having a good time here. Two seconds ago, you wanted
to eat my buddy from the back. What happened? Two seconds ago?
You wanted to drink my bath water? Now I'm a fat, ugly bitch.
How do we get here? I'm confused. I'm confused. I don't
know how things escalated so whoickily like, y'all really gotta explain this one to
me, Like, when y'all say these things, do you realize the hypocrisy
in your statements? Do you realize the hypocrisy and your back to back statements
make it makes sense? Somebody said, don't be in my DM's being sassy.
I agree, first of all, the audacity of you. So you
just walking around trying to talk to fat ugly bitches. Huh those type of
girls you like. See that's probably getting no plagues, those type of girls
you like. Apparently, like what what? All right? Let me let
me let me tap into the live speaking of baby here, where edge control
do you use? I'm gonna send you a picture when I get in the
house. I just started using some new baby here actually, so I'm gonna
sing you a picture when I get in the house. Somebody said, preach,
don't me preach. Listen, it's always you fat for me bro for
y'all to be on lizzlehead so heavy. Apparently y'all all like fat bitches because
as soon as one of us decline, you wear a fat bitch. Like
for someone who apparently only gets the baddest of bitches only catch the foreigns.
As soon as you get decline, every woman turns into a fat, ugly
bitch. Every woman turns into something out of a nightmare. Like what what?
Make it make sense? That's all I'm not as for much. Just
make it make sense because me myself, I don't get it. I don't
get it. Like I understand that the fragile male ego is a thing,
But baby, if it's this fragile, you need to go talk to the
lady because this is crazy. This is crazy. Someone said, that's fair
dudes to be hurt. Sometimes, I'm on to the next shorty that's actually
fucking with me, And that's it. That's it. That should be your
general response, Like how privileged have we become where we can't take rejection?
How how how stuck up and out of touch are you if you can't take
rejection? That's crazy to me, and especially one that you haven't even like
invested time or money into. It cost you nothing to slide in my DMS.
So why are you so hurt by this? What happened? Somebody said,
I mean, fat bitches, do it better? All y'all done?
Two hundred pounds plus is a must. Can't be seen in public with someone
under two hundred. My lord, I know that's right. Come on,
somebody, Gummy is a good edge control too. I never tried gummy.
I'm gonna have to look that out. We ain't fat when they trying to
bail us like we ain't fat when they trying to bail us up like a
pretzel. Talk about it, Talk about it and talk about it, because
we show it is not. We show is not. Okay, we are
not fat when you are picking out baby names in your head because you want
me so bad. Okay, we are not fat when you're walking around telling
your homes, Yeah, look who I got. We're not fat. Then
we're not ugly then, so where we at with it? Where we at
with it? Somebody said fat bitches are fun, y'all get on my nerves,
but yes, I agree. It's the bruised ego. Yo. Someone
said, you're not fat though, laughing my ass off. Maybe fat for
head, but not fat. Let me tell you something. I've said it
once and I'll say it again. The pretty girls all have big fourheads.
And I don't care what study you do. I don't care what scientific journal
you look at. Okay, they're all gonna tell you pretty girls have big
fourheads. That's it, and that's all. That's it in that's all.
And I don't even gotta tell y'all who I'm talking about, because I know,
you know at least three pretty girls with big fourheads right now, think
about it, Think about it, think about it. You know at least
three, you know, at least three pretty girls with big fourheads. And
you know the universe runs in the laws of threes. I didn't even make
that up. We all know that's true. Okay, everybody grabbed my man
here. Didn't tell them. You know, death come in threes, you
know, babies come in threes. Jesus number three, three three, y'all.
I'm trying to tell y'all all the pretty girls have big fourheads. And
that's it, and that's all. I ain't gonna say nothing else. That's
just it. That's just it. Um speaking of a good man. I
went into this year with intentions on my brain, right, and when you're
looking for something, what do you do you put you start? You make
a vision board. Right when when you have things that you want to get
out and you want to manifest in today's day and age, you make a
vision board. So what did I do New Year's Day? Me and my
friend we made vision boards. Okay, yes, I'm looking for a man.
So you know what I put on my vision board? I want a
reformed hoe. Yep, yep, that is a trait that I want him,
I said, or my vision board I put I am looking for a
reformed hoe. Now I know something you're saying, Oh my god, stow
me, what why? Why why do you want that? I'm gonna tell
you why. I don't fucking feel like teaching. I don't feel like teaching,
and I know that a reformed hoe is going to have at least the
one on one class mastered. I don't open your eyes and expanding and teaching
you stuff that you may not have never encountered before. But baby, I'm
too old to still be teaching how to how to how to eat couchie?
What. Hell? No, I'm not, and i'm not. I'm not.
I'm not going to do that. I'm not. I'm not going to
teach you how if you have a larger member, how to have sex so
it doesn't hurt. I'm not doing that. I'm not doing that. That's
beneath me, okay, beneath me. Okay, I might teach you anal.
I might teach you how to do anal comfortably. But baby, the
basics done. Okay, you you don't want to you don't want to put
a toe in your mouth or I'm missionary. Done, I'm over it.
I'm over I'm not interested, respectfully, I am not interested. Okay,
you still haven't figured out how to choke and stroke at the same time.
Not interested, don't want it? No, thank you, no, thank
you? No miss Okay, No, I don't want that. I don't
want that. And I think that the reformed HO gets a negative connotation,
but it's like, yo, they have seen the error of their ways.
They have seen the error of their ways, and they are now trying to
figure out how to live their life on the right path. Okay, I
support this, I support this. I support you, baby, Okay,
I love this for you. Let me join you on your journey. Okay,
I might give you some more tips, okay, manifest a reformed HO.
Okay, And by this point they didn't got all that weird shit off
like system anyway. They they know what they like. Okay, they don't
need much direction, and more importantly, they listen to direction. But y'all
sleep it on reform holes. I'm gonna tell you all that. I'm gonna
tell you all that right now. They got it going on on, Sun,
you got it going on. That's it. I'm not mad at it.
Hold on, let me tap into the live, real fast, stormy
rehability in these holes. I'm just saying, listen, I'm gonna say what's
wrong with society. We send people to jail, right so they can better
themselves and reform, but then when they get out of jail, we don't
give them no jobs and shit. Right. I think HOSE is the same
way we should be celebrating reform HOSE. But instead of society as a whole,
you know, shuns them. Let's look down on them. No,
they need love too. And I'm talking about men and women like Okay,
you've seen the earth of your ways. I love this for you. I'm
here for you. Someone said exactly, they lay good pipe, see see,
but I need good dick it good head. Well yeah, I want
one to see Listen. I'm starting a new movement. We let's see Stormy
Saves. I'm gonna start a foundation called Stormy Saves, and I'm just gonna
fund reform hose. And I'm gonna like pay for haircuts, Okay, ladies,
I'm gonna buy new sets of lingerie just things that make you feel good.
Okay. I'm gonna pay for some ladies to get their nails done,
some manny petties, right, I mean, and I'm talking about the expense
someones. You want some long you know, encapsulated I got you, Okay,
some long encapsulated form. Since I got you like, this is all
gonna be a part of my foundation. Men, I'm gonna like pay to
get your car detailed every once in a while because y'all deserved treats for turning
your life around. I love this for y'all, and I am supporting y'all.
Y'all. I'm gonna start the Stormy Saves Foundation. Now, my question
is, how would you prove that you're reformed? Oh, in order to
qualify to be a reformed hood, you have to provide three references and that's
it. I think that's a good idea. I think that's a good idea.
And it don't matter if they tell me that you did them or if
you did them good. They just have to tell me, like what time
period y'all was talking so that I can count up like it, I'm just
talking to three pitches in the same way. Well, it's crazy and you
was knocking them down, and you change your life worn like reformed hose,
she get the same respect as born again Christians. Okay, I'm done.
I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done.
I'm done. That's it. Reform and Jamaican and find out someone said just
three yeah, just three references. I feel like that's all you need.
Trying to reform female hose, it's challenging because they ain't used to monogamy and
might relapse. You meant to say male holes or did you mean to say
female holes? Because I feel like once a woman has realized, let me
start over. I feel like reforming from men and women is different because once
a woman realizes her worth and realizes that she was given access to men who
didn't really deserve her, that's when shit changes. And I think that's when
the monogamy really kicks in because it's like, well wait a minute, after
these things ain't deserve me anyway. So I think reforming holiness from men and
females are different because men y'all usually stop being holes when y'all really want to
settle down, or you had an STD scare, that STD scare, you're
making y'all niggas monogamous like a motherfucker, and tell me I'm lying. All
a man needs is a good STD scare, and he will slow down on
talking to all his women, all his women. All a man needs is
a good STD scare to get his life right. He will be monogamous for
at least the next three months at least. And can't nobody tell me nothing
different? Can't nobody tell me nothing that he ain't gonna be acting right when
he go out with his friends, know nothing. They're gonna trying to put
him on bitches. He like, no, dog, I'm chilling. I'm
just really trying to get myself ready. You know, Ramadan coming up?
Oh you know, you know, Easter coming up, like whatever it is.
They making excuses of everything. They don't want to talk about nothing.
They're trying to get themselves right. They're focusing on themselves, focusing on themselves.
Y'all ain't slick. Y'all ain't slick. Okay, I'm here, what
it's y'all? I didn't even remember how we got here. Man, listen,
I said what I said. That's it, that's it. So someone
said I turned down pussy in Africa because I was scared of catching an STD.
You see, You see, all niggas need is a little bit of
frightening the man. They're gonna turn themselves around. They know. It's not
that men don't know how to, they don't want to, and sometimes they
need a little bit of encouragement in the form of an STD. Scare.
I that's it, And that's all um. So I told y'all, you
know, I created a vision board this year because I'm looking for a man.
I'm manifesting my man all right. Now. Not only did I say
I wanted to a formed hell right, but I also want somebody who has
similar parenting styles for me. Now, don't get it twisted. They don't
have to have kids. I just want someone who has a similar parenting style
to me, because like the type of parenting that I get involved in,
it's not the easiest. It's not the easiest. It's not the easiest like
we we all talk about like gentle parenting and you know, bricking generational curses
like what we don't often talk about is how when being a good parent has
caused you to form sheltered kids, especially in the black community. Right,
So once again, I just want to say, we always talk about breaking
these generational curses and you know, the gentle parenting, and I'm not gonna
treat my kids the way they treated me or even on the flip side,
my kid is going to have all the things that I didn't have, and
you know, they're gonna have all the opportunities that wasn't presented to me.
Cool, perfect, Great. The downside of that is you create shelter kids,
and um, unfortunately that's where I am in life right now. And
having shelter kids isn't a bad thing until they enter those preteen and teenage years
because shelter kids ain't ain't they ain't Usually they don't have the most streets,
sinse street smarts. No, he don't, nor he don't. And I'm
scared now that I've created the sheltered monster that you know, one of these
little ballhead half is gonna take advantage of him or like you know, some
niggas gonna try to, you know, convince them to do it, some
some wild stuff, and he's gonna want to do it to prove he's not
as sheltered as he is, or like fit in, be cool, X,
Y and Z. You know what I mean? Kevin king open that
window please, I'm hot. Yeah, Like you know what I mean?
Like someone said sixteen years insists exactly, Like talk to me, Like I
know, y'all gotta be feeling what I'm feeling. Like the downside of being
a good parent is creating sheltered kids. Like I think I broke one too
many generational curses because my man is bougie. He is bougie, my son
is bougie. We go out to the restaurant and he sits down and grabs
a regular menu. It hits me with the humm, So what were you
looking at for appetizers? Nigga? Are we on a date? What is
how much money do you have in a wallet right now? Because you're gonna
tell me what was I think about for appetizers? As an adult? I
was thinking about getting some oysters? And he's like, yeah, I think
we should probably start off, what a dozen, and then maybe if we
want more, we can go from there. We can go where, we
can go where or like I take them to the movies and like all the
movie taverns were sold out. And I don't know if the movie tavern is
everywhere, but I'm assuming there everywhere. But they're like a studio grill if
you will, and if you're probably like yes, Stormy, we still don't
know what the funk that is? Okay, So it's like a movie theater
that has it serves food, but like food food, not like popcorn and
hot dogs like a regular movie theater. They like, come bring you food
to your seat, like pizza and fries and flatbreads and burgers and chicken sandwiches
and pasta's all that stuff, right, So I take my son to the
movie theater. I got tickets last minute, but I'm still being a good
mom. So I take them to a regular join regular AMC, no shade
AMC, but just a regular, you know, regular regular movie theater.
We get inside and he's like, they don't serve real food here, y'all,
please come get this boushe nigga, please, I can't afford it.
Okay, I created a monster. The shelter life is cool until you realize
you have created a monster. And that's that's where I'm at, y'all,
that's where I'm at. Somebody gonna say, oh, yeah, it's normal.
My kids think five hundred dollars isn't a lot of money. Seeing we
have created monsters. We have the best of intentions, but we have created
monsters. It's a sick game. That's absolutely right. Someone else said,
not the apps and the mocktails. Yes. Someone else said, not too
much on him, y'all to stop. Okay, he deserves all of it,
all of it. Someone said, let me be Stepdad. We would
have him at Morehouse and no time, and he can act this boushe as
he wants. Shot out some Morehouse, y'all shot out to all my men
at more House. Someone parenting styles is important because if you discipline and they
want to rationalize with a toddler, it's gonna be a problem. I agree,
right, especially when it comes to discipline, because my style of discipline
was really installing the fear of God and him young so that I didn't really
have to beat later, and this worked out great for me. Someone said,
talking about where's the red button, I need an lttey. I'm not
trying to be funny. My man will tell you in a minute. I
want to frap don't try to come to him and tell him you can have
a hot chocolate. He gonna look you at your face and say you can
have a hot chocolate. I asked for a frap like I really have,
or I'm gonna say we really have. Me and his father because it was
a collective effort, because they be boogie over there too, especially during like
holidays, they begat my man the most outlandish gifts and I'll just be looking
like, this is why he is the way he is now, right,
And it's hard to be because it's not just about gifts. It's also teaching
your kids to articulate themselves. Because what happens is when you teach your kids
how to articulate their emotions and their feelings. Oh baby, they're gonna read
you. They're gonna read you, they're gonna check you. Okay, don't
be slacking on these kids that you've taught emotional intelligence too, because they have
no problem telling you about shoself. Well, mommy, I just really feel
like we didn't take into consideration all the angles when we chose this as a
form of action. Who the fuck is you talking to? I'm grown?
I feel like the little boy who ain't had a shirt on his walk around.
I've grown, That's what it was given to me. That's what it
was given to me. But I always give him that space to articulate himself
because I refuse to have him be that man who's grown and chooses to be
silent and lose and miss out on important opportunities and relationships because he can't articulate
him his feelings like an adult. Like that's crazy because there are men and
women out here who literally will shut down instead of staying how they feel,
who will create different scenarios instead of saying how they feel, who will project
their feelings onto you because they never learned how to articulate themselves and their emotions
properly. So it's like, no, I don't want you to be that
person, but damn nigga outn't mean read me and do Someone said, Yep,
you're not being considerate. Don't start me with to consider it. Don't
start me with to considerate. To consider it be taking me out because like,
boy, you've been alive eleven years, what do you know about consider
it? But I can't say that. I can't say that because that's what
our parents told us. And like Everyone in here has had a stop crying.
I'm gonna give you something to cry for. Talk with their parents.
Everyone in here has had a You tell your parents somebody get on your nerves
and they tell you you don't have nerves. Bit, Yes I do.
How you gonna tell me you're getting on him right now? But it's hard
because that is just what we experience growing up, and I don't want to
have those barriers on my side. Hold on, y'all. Let me tap
him with some more stuff on alive someone saying emotional and tell agence, yes,
good morning, I am the real mister Cooper. Oh and why do
he want to go to the Bahamas for his thirteenth birthday? Child? Me
and my son have been practiced in French, so he is fully prepared to
go to Paris and has been telling all his friends that he's going to Paris
by the end of the year. Y'all who got Paris at the end of
the year. Money. Mommy is trying to do stuff and he don't give
a fuck. He don't give him now one fuck, agreed, saying I
felt that completely completely, no real shit, my eleven year old talking about
he want to go to Cabo for his birthday. Like, what the fuck?
Exactly exactly, I'm so happy that I am not the one who's creating
a boogie monster. Y'all don't understand how much of a community I feel like
we are right now, Like we always be close, but that's right here.
This is something different. I'm feeling this. This is great energy for
me. Yes, ma'am, you're teaching very well. Thank you. Teaching
your kids to express and defend themselves will come back and get you, especially
when they hit you with your own logic and you gotta walk off. Bro,
don't let him be right. Don't let him be right. Him being
right is even worse than him actually speaking on it, because now I can't
do nothing but except that I got checked by the loving year old. And
yeah, that one stinks. That one stinks. That's the one. That's
the one right there. That's it. Hold on, y'all, mine,
okay, nope, my mom. Let me have an opinion, and an
opinion when appropriate. Mine don't know what's appropriate. Well, you know what,
It gets better with time and each generation they learn a little bit more.
Someone said child my son three and Bena Cancun had a ball. I'm
a forgiving them the world, so they easily impressed. Mama shows you the
world. Yes, yes, yes, And I think that a lot of
times, when you instill this stuff in your kids, it makes it less
likely for someone with ill intentions to come along later on in life and impress
them with these simple things, especially if you if you have daughters, Ah,
boy, if you have daughters. If you do not show and teach
your daughters these things, it will be a crusty bum that will come up
with a trip to Miami, and she will think she just hit the jackpot.
She'll think it, she'll think it not Miami. No, y'all,
Kevin been quiet this whole episode. As soon as I said now, he
jumped out and said, na, Miami, Na Miami. I'm just saying,
if you don't teach your daughters that they'll be impressed by the lowest form
of interest. Okay, it don't have to be a trip Miami. It
can be just constantly being told she's beautiful. It can be, you know,
being reassured that she's loved. Okay, it can be you know,
just a good morning text, attention anything. If you don't install this stuff
and your daughters, they will grow up and have a Jody come along and
take them to Miami and they will be ready to risk it all. That's
it, that's it, and that's all. Speaking of kids, y'all,
speaking of kids, speaking of kids, speaking of kids. I saw this
post on Facebook, and y'all, just the one. It took me out.
It took me out. It took me out. Hold on one second,
it took me. Oh wait, y'all, s happening on a life.
Hold on, let me say something. It says, daughters kill father's
pockets. Dad got two jobs so he can pay the mortgage and buy her
chanelle should o am I love this for him. Well, maybe not you
in your pockets, but your daughter for sure. Someone said I'm teaching my
daughter that now. I constantly tell her she's pretty because I refuse to let
somebody dusty ass son think he can bare minimum my kids. Sorry, not
sorry. I agree. I agree, and I don't even have a daughter,
but I agree and support this so much, especially when it's coming from
a father, like when it's coming from my father. That makes it that
much better because women who have active fathers are less likely to let people who
are not worthy of them waste their time. I'm not gonna say into their
lives, because sometimes you just want to rebel against your dad and you want
to do blah blah blah blah blah. Right, but I'm gonna say,
waste their time, because if she's actively and intentionally looking for a relationship,
marriage, a family, whatever, you're not gonna come in here with the
bare minimum because she's gonna say, that's not how my dad treat me.
And more importantly, that's not how my dad treat my mom, his girlfriend,
his wife, or whoever. So you're not about to do that to
me. So I hell yeah, hell yeah, I stand with that so
much, one thousand percent. Someone said, listen, I learned early from
my dad. I'm nobody's bitch. What the fuck? I know? That's
right. Come on, somebody, come on, come on and come on.
Okay, all right, y'all listen, speaking of kids, speaking of
kids, Speaking of kids. I saw this post on Facebook, and I
have never wanted to jump through the phone and sock somebody so bad in my
life. Okay, So I saw this post on Facebook and it said,
I'm sorry, but if you're a mother and I see you post more about
you than your kids, you're weird, y'all. Y'all, y'all give me
a second, because just reading it again, my blood push one up.
Blood pressure went up, and I'm gonna read it again. I'm gonna read
it again. The post said, I'm sorry, but if you're a mother
and I see you post more about you than your kids, you're weird,
bitch, You're wead. Why what are you talking about? Why do you
want to say my kids so bad? That's strange? Okay, before I
even get to that, though, I don't know what it is about society
that makes them somehow forget before I had these kids, I was my own
person. Okay, and just because I had these kids, that doesn't stop
me from being my own person. Okay. My kids eventually will be old
enough to have their own social media and that's where they can post them.
Okay, But if we're talking about me and when I want to post it's
me, I am a person before I was a mom, I was a
person, and for some reason, society seems to forget that. All right.
Not to mention girl in the criminal justice system sexually, I'm seeing crimes.
It is handed like what you ain't ever seeing. Law Nordah Oh you
don't. You don't know about Lieutenant Benson. You don't know about Detective to
Tuala. Okay, you don't know about the strange, ass dangerous place the
Internet is for kids. What's wrong with you? What is wrong with you?
If you are one of these people who think that because I have a
kid, I have to put my kid on my social media every day,
you are dumb. And if you are one of these people who think that
just because I don't post my kid, I'm not with my kid every day,
you two are dumb. Like what is wrong with you? Like literally,
I am the type of person where you might see my son in my
story from time to time, You're going to see him on his birthday and
there we have it. That's it Daily Law or I'm calling Yeah Show.
Kevin said daily vogs or I'm calling diafas. But someone said social media people
has fucked up. That's true. Like you don't understand how when you are
out at your son's baseball game and you're posting his team and stuff like that,
people can just google the team and find out where their next game is
or where they had practice and pull up on you or your child. Like
all jokes aside not even being funny. I'm gonna tell you why I really
stopped posting my kid a few years ago, because I used to post my
sign frequently. It was someone who worked in the cafeteria at my kids school
and came up to him. It's like, yo, Leavi, I know
your mom right now. Once my social media really started growing a few years
ago, I realized that this could be a potential factor for me and my
son. So we came up with a code word. If somebody says they
know me, asks them what the code word is, and if they don't
know it, they don't know me personally, they just know me from social
media or the internet. And he understood that, and he understood the dangers
of what could happen. You know what I'm saying, So old boy like,
yeah, Leavi, hey, I know your mom and my son right
as neck. What's the cold word right? I really wish I could have
heard him come home and tell me the story. Funniest shit ever by the
way, He's like, what's the cold word right? And he' like,
what's you mean? Like it's it's not even that, it's not even that.
My son immediately walks off immediately walks off, goes to the lunch room
attendant and says, I need to call my mom. That scared my son.
Y'all, that scared my son. Scared my son. I don't even
know who this person is, but my blood is boiling. I want to
fight. I want to fight. And yes, not the lunch lady,
the lunch man. Yes, it was a lunch man. It was a
man. It was a man came up to my son at his school.
This was like two years or two three years ago, because it was before
yeah, it was before COVID. It was before COVID. Yes, So
I don't play that. I don't play that. So when I see someone
saying stuff like if you post you more than your child, you're weird,
bitch. You need to go to jail. You need to be in jail.
You should not be outside, Cynthia said, I don't know if the
code word will you have no reason to be around my son. So I
didn't think you need to know the code word, but I will text it
to you later on today. Thank you. Someone said no, thanks,
Because they like to sexualize kids, especially going after single parents. Let's talk
about that's because I almost work, got not to mention the petos out there,
right, But there are also men and women who will target single parents
and their way in will be the parents. But they're objective. It's the
child. What was that show on Netflix? Up? And the guy ended
up sucking the mom, the dad and taking advantage of the little girl.
What you've never ever? It's a real story. So there was this guy,
right, and he literally wanted the daughter. In order to get to
the daughter, he had an affair with the mom, right, and then
slept with the dad. The dad. Yo, if you're on Live,
I know somebody knows what I'm talking about. Somebody has to know what this
movie is. And he literally created a wall between a little girl and her
sister in the same room so that he could just be with the sister.
He ended up kidnapping her twice in her life from the parents, and like
the first time, neither one of them wanted to go to the police because
they knew they was fucking him on the low. Yo, what is this
show called? This is gonna grind my gears? I'm trying to google it's
what the fuck? The half of it? The half of it? No?
No, no, oh, my god? Type in like man sleeps
with mom, dad, and daughter, and he kept her thinking it was
the aliens and that they yes, yes, yes, yes, he was
telling a little girl that the aliens wanted them to be together, and that's
how he was able to sight abducted in plain sight. Y'all look this up.
Stop what you're doing right now, and look this up. The show.
The show is called Abducted in plain Sight, and it is a documentary
about how this man took advantage of this woman. The best title I ever
could think of, it's called abducted in plain sight. And that is exactly
what he did. He took advantage of this woman's family in plain sight,
slept with the mom, slept with the dad, just so he can sexually
abuse the daughter over two hundred times, over two hundred times, and he
can napped twice once. He took her to Mexico or something. Right,
Yeah, y'all see, y'all thought i'd be lying. No, it's a
real thing. Drop this down for your notes, because you gonna you're gonna
want to hear this. Yes, it is a real life story. Yes,
it is a real life story. Nineteen seventy four From nineteen seventy four,
and he was married too. I don't remember him being married. That's
one of the most disturbing docuseries I've seen. Yes, it is a real
thing. I promise you're gonna watch this joint. And if you have never
talked to the TV in your life, this is gonna be one of the
times you're gonna be yelling like one of them black ladies in the movie Theater.
You're gonna be yelling like Brenda in the movie theater. Don't go in
there, hold to some scared shit like this is gonna be you like,
watching this is gonna be crazy. Yes, they were white. Why would
y'all ex where they white? They were white? So there doesn't mean he
can't happen to black people. Okay, you'll be thinking that, oh it's
just because they white. No, I'm gonna let you finish. But can
we get into them braised up? Thank you? You'll see me? Thank
you? How the fuck do people fall for this shit? He is a
master level manipulator, and he really was able to get under everybody's skin.
And then at one point the mom didn't want to say nothing because he was
like kind of black mailing a mom. Then he was black mailing a dad,
and this little girl was just left in the distance. He literally told
her that he was going to take the daughter to I don't remember if it
was camp or the store or what. And he just disappeared with her for
like three days, and the mom or the dad didn't go to the cops
because A day felt stupid and b they know they was fucking him, so
they were like, oh, well, he wouldn't hurt her, Like,
you know, that's my bay, that's Bay chow chow. Yes, yes,
and yes, someone said, throwing my chopsticks at the TV. That
was me, I was yelling. Somebody said, yes, he was married
and he had two boys. They used to go over their house and the
wife was protecting him. That's crazy. I don't even remember that part of
the story. I guess I only remember I was the traumatizing parts. But
he had a long story. Short stop asking people why they don't put their
kids or in their social media, especially if they are single, it's because
of shit just like this, because somebody can see your cute little daughter in
them croptops, you keep putting her in even though she's only four, and
try to get to you, and you're thinking they're a perfect man or you're
thinking they're the perfect woman whole time they're playing hid to rabbit. M It's
a thing. Back then, you can get away with anything, no phones,
no media exactly. Someone saying, nah, black people, don't let
the whole family get backed. I'm not gonna say that, because everybody got
somebody in that family that they don't trust with the kids. Everybody got that
one funny cousin or that one funny uncle. So I'm not gonna say it's
race related at all. It's a thing. It's just a thing. You
can move eleven miles away and start a whole new family back then, agreed.
So maybe that is why a little bit went out of hand. But
yeah, that's it. I'm so sorry my allergies to acting up. Kevin.
Would you like to get into edibles? Sure? All right, So
the edible portion of the show is when I read questions, stories, comments
that you guys might have sent in and if you would like to submit it
on the day that we record. I always put a prompt on all my
social media saying, ask me a question. If you have a longer story
that you would like me to read or need a vice on, you can
DM it to me at Stormy p Pea or at Chocolate Chip and Sip,
or you can email it to me at inquiries at stormyp dot com. Okay,
one more time. The email is inquiries at stormyp dot com. Okay.
So first, someone said, how does a woman feel sexy for her
mate when she doesn't even feel sexy for herself anymore? And I'm gonna read
that again. How does a woman feel sex see for her mate when she
doesn't even feel sexy for herself anymore? Boy? Oh boy, I feel
this on a spiritual level because let me tell you, right, last relationship
I was in like four years ago, Right, I was happy, y'all.
I was happy. And you know what happens when you're happy in a
relationship, You get fat? Okay, do you know what happens when you
are happy and a relationship You get fat? Listen. This was the hardest
lesson I had to learn in my life because I ain't never had none of
this before. Okay, this was something new, and your girl got fat?
Okay, I'm talking the heaviest I've ever been. Right. So the
funny thing is, I didn't notice that I was getting fat until I was
fat. I didn't notice I didn't know. I didn't know. So now
subconsciously, I'm getting self conscious about myself and it's it's affecting my libido.
Right. So I'm like, you know what, it's my man. I
know he wants to have sex. So I'm gonna do something special when he
comes home from work. I'm gonna put on some sexy lingerie and I'm gonna
tell him check me now, right. The part I didn't factor in is
I am now fat, okay, and I can't fit any of that sexy
log right. But I'm like, I'm already here. I gotta go through
with it. I gotta see it through my boy, Okay. So I
put on the biggest, like one piece teddy that I have. It's like
a body suit, right. So I put on this one piece body suit,
and y'all, I'm looking like a canna biscuits. I'm busting out this
shit, right. It's not funny. I'm looking like a cannabisiness. But
I'm like, so what, I'm still gonna try, right, So I
time it perfectly. I hear his car pull up. He comes through the
house and I'm standing in the doorway with my arm up like some nineteen seventies
pornell right standing like this right, and he goes, hey, man and
puts his bag down. The walks in the kitchen, y'all when I say,
I wear in a bathroom and cried, cried, cried, cried,
cried, cried. Okay, I cried right. And the crazy part about
it is we talk about it later and we didn't even end up having sex.
I went in the bathroom, I cried, and I took my clothes
off, and then I went laid down in the bed. So I wake
up and I get up and try to start dinner, and I have an
attitude, of course, and he's like, you know, what's going on
with you? And I'm like, well, you know, I put on
these sexy clothes and you know I'm trying to get better because I know that
I haven't been doing what I need to do and making you happy. So
I'm trying to make you happy and I want this to work for us.
And he was like, yeah, baby, I was just worried about some
shit at work, Like I didn't even Pete like, I'm sorry, I'm
sorry if I made you feel that way, but I wasn't even paying attention
to my mom was somewhere else that shouldn't help me none. I don't care
about what you're saying. I put my badass in its logerait and you didn't
even care, and I already felt like embarrassed about doing it. I say
all this is to say I feel you. I feel you on a spiritual
level because I have been there. And the only thing that I can say
is if you are saying that you don't feel sexy because you are overweight or
because you have gained some weight, right, because I feel like when women
don't feel sexy, it's usually because they've gained some weight. Like, I
feel like, at some point you feel like you got it going on,
and then once things start changing, you feel like it's because of weight.
Right, Like, what's what's the reason that a woman doesn't feel sexy?
It's usually because of weight. So my advice to you would be take time
to make yourself feel better with different forms of self care. Right, get
your nails done, get your feet done, Go buy you a new outfit
that fits, right, because you could be thinking to yourself, I'm not
sexy because I'm busting out of this bodysuit like a cannabiscuits. But in all
actuality, you look fine if you just went and got a bigger size.
Right. So if it's lingerie, go buy you lingerie that fits you,
okay, And niggas don't care what you look like in lingerie. You just
want to linger. Get your hair done. Okay. Maybe go get your
car washed, get your car detailed, buy you some new shoes. Do
something for yourself first, because making yourself feel better first will give you the
strength to want to be better for him. Shit, you will buy some
new workout clothes that fit, or you just buy some new workout close period.
Now you're more motivated to go to the gym. You you buy some
different food in your house, maybe you're more more motivated. I meal prepp
in X y Z if it has something to do with you know weight.
I'm just gonna say, start by doing something for you first, because once
you feel good, you have to strength to be better to make him feel
good. But it's always about you first. You gotta take care of you.
Here we go, Can I feed you them lamb chops? Why y'all
like that? Okay, I'm trying to get my life right like a can
of biscuit. Yes, y'all know them canned biscuits when you open it and
they'd be popping out. Y'all know what I'm talking about. Oh we care,
y'all, don't care? Shut up? Shut up. Gain weight from
not shaking my ass in the club no more and laying in the bed doing
growing up things. Put that trench showed on and it didn't go all the
way around my waist, y'all. I gain weight because we literally was in
the house just drinking like we were drinking in the house, were dream going
out and literally the only exercise I would get would be at that time when
I got super drunk. My mind told me I could do Parkore. Back
then, when I would get drunk, my mom, I always knew I
was drunk because in my mind out here Parkour like the offense. I swear
to guy like I really wish I could call him and he could tell you,
like, yeah, her drunk ass would That's how we knew she was
drunk. She would start Parker like and I would be serious. I remember
one night we was lit tour right and I go Parkour and I hit like
a front roll and my head just kissed the fucking bathroom door, and he
like, we're going to bed. He didn't really turn off all the lights.
It was like, no, we're just laying down now, like we're
done. We're just laying down. That's it. We're laying down. It's
done. It's fucking done. And that's what happened. So I don't do
that I'm doing anymore. I mean, I can still do part core,
but I don't need to be drunk to do it. Is what I'm saying.
You're reformed. I'm a reformed Parker Agent. Yes, thank you,
Kevin, thank you. Okay, So my next question this one I kind
of answered earlier in the show, but it says you have a beautiful personality
and beauty. So why is someone with such charisma single? I'm single because
everybody don't deserve me. Okay, I'm single because I'm not settling, right,
I'm single because I took the time to heal and work on myself and
take accountability for the fucked up shit I was engaged in and the fucked up
way I was treating people. And I've said to myself, if I have
taken the time to learn and correct my ways and develop the emotional intelligence for
me, to be a good mother, a good girlfriend, a good wife.
Right. I expect those same qualities in a man. Right. So,
unfortunately, if you are not healed, if you have not found God,
you do not need to be in my face. Okay, and I
take that back. If you are not on your healing journey, okay,
if you have not started to develop a relationship with whoever you may think as
the creator, I am not the girl for you, and I refuse to
settle for anything less than someone who can provide the same things that I can
provide for them emotionally, physically, and mentally. I never said financially,
because that's a journey in itself. I'm just saying, to bare minimum,
I expect you to be able to reciprocate every bit and quality of love that
I can give to you. And unfortunately, I'm just not settling for less,
and I don't think anybody should have to. In my mind, that
is the definition of settling. And I ain't with that shit. I don't
want none of that, none of that, none of that at all.
So the live says, who appreciate Mama preci I'll be trying to tell my
sister this, don't settle work on my on yourself. Yes, yes,
yes, yes. Um so the last question it says, and this one
took me for a loop. Y'all, if you want to live listen,
please tep in. I would love to hear what y'all got to say about
this. Um. I'm a virgin and I was wondering how do I get
laid now? This question came from a man, right, excuse me,
fuck y'all, this question ill, I stank. This question came from a
man, right, and he says, I'm a virgin and I was wondering
how I get laid now. I went to his social media and it said
something something ninety two. So I'm assuming he was born in ninety two,
which makes a thirty thirty one. Right. He's from South Africa, and
he did look young, like very good for his age. If he's actually
thirty thirty one, he looks very good for his age. I would actually
give him like Kevin, I would do you say that we think of as
I don't know, probably twenty nine someome around there. Hell no, Kevin,
I was gonna say like twenty two, twenty five, And either way,
he looks super young. So first of all, I asked y'all to
help me with some advice for this man. And the first comment I see
says, pay for some pussy. Now, you know, I was thinking
that, but I didn't want to say. If he is anywhere over twenty
two and it's still a virgin, I do not want him to pay for
pussy. I don't want him to pay for pussy, y'all. I don't
want him to do that. I hate that for him. I hate that
for him. Best case scenario, he's got to market himself, Okay,
advertisements, you know maybe yeah, yeah, yeah, a billboard, you
know, can sell that shit. Yeah, DTF, you know, right
across a billboard, or looking for a committed relationship, you know, whatever
he's looking for, he better come to America and come to a chocolate ship
and sipshell and wear one of them down the wristbands and he'll get it done.
Well, there you go, that's the answer. Someone alive said,
pay for it to build up some confidence, pimp, and then try doing
your thing on a day in sight. Someone said he can buy some good
old, locally sourced coaching. Someone else said, sell his virginity, thank
you. Someone else said, a nigga don't have to pay for no pussy
in today's society, shaking my head. Wasn't there that thing where that one
girl sort of virginity for million dollars or something like that? Yes, I
told y'all before about that one lady who sold her coochie too. I think
a Korean billion. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
that's what it was. Y'all. Listen. I am going to say,
if you have waited this long, than obviously you have had some type of
emotional attachment to losing your virginity. So I did see you were single,
So I'm assuming that you don't want to lose your virginity. You want to
be with someone, and being with someone you will eventually you lose your virginity.
Right, So I'm gonna say, let's take the sex aspect out of
it, right. What are you doing when you're in mixed company with women?
How are you approaching these women? How are you maintaining their intention?
Are you making sure you're paying attention to love languages and what they like?
And are you making them comfortable enough to where they feel like they want to
give you kuci? Are you being super weird and being super sexual right off
the back? Are you one of them wear my hug at niggas? Are
you one of those? She tell you she about to go to sleep and
you say, damn without me? Are you one of those? You're showering
without me? Yeah? Oh we hate that. By the way, we
hate the stop texting women that, we fucking hate it. But you have
to think, like, what am I doing to where women don't want to
grant me that access? Why am I not permitted to the next level?
Because it can't be because you ain't got money, because broke niggas get coucie
all the time. It can't be because you're ugly, because ugly men get
couchie all the time. So it has to be you taking some type of
accountability and saying what is making these women feel like they're not comfortable enough to
give me that? It's probably either communication or the way you present yourself is
really really what it comes down to. Yeah, my brother, do your
snay, but you smell like, smell goods will catch a woman's attention before
your looks or your communication skills? Ever, will you smell good? Smelling
good will catch a woman's attention before your looks or your communication skills? Ever?
Will if you smell good, you will get a woman to turn her
neck quicker than you having a nice body, you being attractive, or you
having money. It's the noose baby, Like, what's going on? Someone
say he needs some creed? What is that? Someone else said he probably
socially challenged? Were my hug at niggas? Yes? The trash trash?
Someone said, I bet he's very odd. We don't know that, is
he healed? I don't know, y'all. I'm just His Facebook page is
kind of private, so I couldn't even see all of it. I can
just see like his location and go through some of his pictures. But plot
twist, he did look super young, so I really hope he is like
actually of age and wasn't like stinging on here. Someone says, take your
time and be patient. It will come to you as long as you carry
yourself. Well, I agree, he better start tricking. It's too many
homeless strippers because to be a version, he's in South Africa. Maybe there
are no homeless strippers out there. Okay, did you think about that?
Did you think about that a cougar would love to break him? Not gonna
lie? You might want to go find you an older woman, she might
be your best bet. That is good too, because you have a higher
libido. At this age in her life, she has a higher libido.
It just works out. It's hard to answer the question without knowing how much
success he has had meeting and women. I agree because I wish it was
more of an open form and that he actually wouldn't like emailed me so that
we can have a few back and forths. Because I would be really interested
to know what happened to the last three women he attempted to lose his virginity
too, or he talked to or he was dating. I also would like
to know what's his approach to women, what is he looking for right now?
Like, if you're just looking to lose your virginity honestly, at this
point, bro go pay for it. But if you're waited out this song
because you want a specific attachment, we gotta self evaluate and take accountability for
some of the stuff that we may be doing ourselves. You know what I
mean. So let me scroll down, scroll down, tell him to tap
in. It was on Facebook, Like, I'm not gonna hold y'all.
So on Facebook, I have like a hundred and seventy thousand followers, so
like a lot of this stuff really be coming from Facebook because it's just so
much of it. Um, But yeah, my man, please tap in
and I hope you're listening, and yeah, I'll keep us updated so we
can possibly do a part two. Um, listen man as always follow me
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