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This is maccloney. Wow, what a show we have for you tonight,
A very odd show. But first to get it started, let me
introduce the members of the posse. Girls. Get ready to sit yourselves down,
start fanning yourself, get your big box of clinics, your big box
of wipes you're squeezing, and you lou because the very famous one one is
here. Wani. Hello, one, how you doing? Yes, I
do apologize that was a miles away for a second. Then that's okay,
good evening. I am obviously somebody other than that person who I can pretend
to be that person very easily. So okay, all right, Hey you
want to blow the gag right in the beginning, that's fine. I didn't
get the script. Okay, well, okay, neither we anyway, Okay,
one one, how are you tonight? Wannie? I'm sure he's absolutely
I'm sorry, he's absolutely wonderful. I'm sure definitely. Yes, I'm tire,
doing well and confused as usual. Are we doing a massive disservice the
obviously I don't know the chat. I'm trying to be somebody else, but
I'm not very good. That's okay, that's all right myself, none of
us. Well when we introduce you, now, Andy Mercer, a good
friend there from a christ to puddle, we have more than one friend of
us, fair prid. I am indeed over here in the boring raining And
someone said in the point it's raining in England, what a surprise. Well,
it's one of the things I've discovered. Only moved to this part of
the country last year, and it's one of the wettest parts of the of
England. Unfortunately rained on. It doesn't always rain here, but for late
this particular area seems to running a wall fullo. Yeah, huh yeah,
well you know that's uh, I mean, don't you have to kind of
live with that in a way, it's always kind of you know, not
good weather. And she's not the way in that way everyone is, you
know, kind of sour and dour over there. No one really has any
fun in England, right and summer we get well, we've had quite a
good couple of summers. The summer, yeah, it used to being white.
Okay, Well, that's another show so uh, thank you for joining
us. Annie Mercer, and you co host a show with our our co
host host switch Place c Wood Switchy. How you doing down there in West
VIRGINNY. Great to be here tonight. And we're all part of the UK
Paranormal Radio Network. Yes and yes, Annie and I do a show called
The High Spring trans Factor on the same network and many other platforms, and
we've hit about five years. Now have you really five years doing that?
That's cool in there, but you know where to strong hmm. So listen,
Andy does he does he come up? Coming up later? We just
get a show with her as soon as he asked you and tell us the
truth, okay, the pain in the ass sometimes Steve and at the handle,
he's really good. He's very wreckul with the show's about breaks you've had
recently. I mean sometimes our host don't device shows very often that sometimes I
kind of wonder off, but we've been pretty regulous, pretty good with that.
It's usually me letting him down, honest, you think more not recently,
I've had to drop out for various different reasons. So see that sort
of carr of the can on his own. So listen, Andy and I
are just a couple of divas. Oh really, yeah, that's what I
was trying to get to that. Yeah, I think that that irks me.
Is he wants the same pay that I get just because he produces the
show? Really, yeah, would get more? So much work I have
to do. It's terrible, don't they say? Yeah? The pie is
so big, everyone is full. So listen, let me ask you this
one more thing. Andy, Okay, now, when you guys do your
show, right, what's the name of the show again, it's I know,
it's a fort nightly correct the highest Rangeeness Factor. We look for the
weirder, the better, right, and it's also on it's just newly un
serious radio. Aren't they on the new app or something? Probably hurt.
I think we're springing further afield, definitely, m hmm. Okay, all
right. A few years ago a guy named mac maloney was on a Factor.
Really yeah, huh. He probably can't remember that. But look at
so Andy you you you do zoom you you zoom with Steve you know,
Perry a lot peer Scott. Yeah you're doing that. Huh. Ye're still
back in the eighteen fifties. But look at can you see his hair?
We just want to get a outside objective opinion. Now to me, that
hair looks much shorter than it was last week. Look at it got a
haircut, but he got a haircut two weeks ago. Did you get a
hair cut? Got the hair cut a couple of weeks ago? But why
is it? Why it's been growing ever since? It? Has it?
Though? Has it? Or you just have Monday's wig on? Just tell
us Club is in here? Now what Andy doesn't know? There's a gentleman
on here we call Willie Club who continuously harasses me about my hair. He
has accused me of wearing wigs two pays and he always has some kind of
a uh commentary on my hair. Can I tell you one person's harassment is
another person's opinion this which is so you know, don't judge, you're so
judging anyway, Okay, it's give me more head than I've got, so
see that's what I mean. It's yeah, it's and believe me it'll be
next week you'll be even free here. It looks like Mo and the Three
Stooges. Anyway, let's move on, and I introduced you out anybody,
Okay, we might want to get out of here soon so anyway, here's
the getaway driver and I'll so you are a full mcchanny now though, Hello
everyone, glad to be here, King of the bees, King of the
bees. Soon the bees are okay, I sounds I've lost the hives?
This did really you have this all the time? How many? That's only
like two of three hundred bees? Right? Thousandsands thousands of massacre. Anyway,
thanks for joining us, l in the studio. Glad to be here.
Also with us is the best part of the night. It's a favorite
good witch up there in sideways and is with us. Raven. How are
you? Hey, my friends? Thank you so much for having me.
I'm doing good. I broke my microphone stand prior to recording because I couldn't
stop messing with it, and uh, mesh with my microphone is just barely
sitting on top of it. Wow. Oh, duck tape, duck tape,
duck tape. I'm gonna have to three or four jokes in there.
We don't have time. So everything okay with you, Raven. It's it's
really good, you know. Right before recording, I had my dinner,
which was a peanut butter and honey sandwich and mister Raven was watching a true
crime documentary and I'm like sitting there watching and I'm just like, you know,
I just wish that people could be honest and stop like with the bs,
like, oh, they lit up a room and everyone loved them and
they had sony friends. And it's like, I hope, I told mister,
even if I am gruesomely murdered at some point, please don't lie.
I don't light up a room. People don't do no, no, no,
no. I'm not like, oh she had no enemies, like I'm
everyone's done well. No one said that, you know, but as I
was lighting up room, and you do light up a room. But I
agree with you that every victim is he'd give you the shirt off his back.
You know, he'd rock in the room and he would light the room.
He'd make everyone laugh. He made me laugh. He's the greatest guy.
And he's like a drug deal with twenty two. People don't like talking
bad ill of the dead no matter what. Yeah, okay, so I'm
just saying, like, go ahead, and like if that's me, please
speak ill of me. Just be honest, like typically I make things worse.
It's okay, Like you know, I'll be looking up from hell like
you know you're doing a good job. Is this the new Raven the older
there's many personalities starting to the raven that shows up here generally does light up
the room, and it's always very pleasant. So and I've met you in
person, yes, three times maybe, and you've always been very pleasant,
very pleased. That's very true. And what's also very true is that you
get more emi, a more fan than the rest of us combined. So
what else do you want to know? You know, women, you know
they hate to be disciplined. That I understand that, Okay, But if
you see the facts in front of you, do you know what I mean?
I do. I also know that I can be quite nasty, and
I just hope and you know, when my time comes, if if that's
the circumstance that people are are honest about it, that's my dying lish light
a room. It's just well, maybe you're maybe you're a pyromedia I guess
read and ghastly and all of it. You don't know. But but but
but do you you them? Okay? I You're probably going to move on
anyway. Listen, we've introduced everyone. No club tonight, no want one
tonight. But we do have a top ten top ten, right, Raven,
you sign it to me? Yeah, let me go back to my
emails here and if I can remember from memory. Now, Andy, hang
on, okay, because I know have you ever heard the show Andy before?
Oh? Absolutely, you don't have to lie to us, man,
just tell us have you heard it before or not? If not, strap
them? Okay. Well, I actually do the YouTube uploading of all the
shows from the network, so yes, I have okay, just it's safe
to broadcast. You know. Here's the thing about people in England. I
love it. You know, it's it's kind of a free for all and
sometimes it's absolute chaots. You'll see yeah one or the other. Listen.
I love England. Even though I'm Irish, I do appreciate kind of the
British culture and so on. Okay, but I think that people from England
have like a certain thing going for them from the get go. Everyone sounds
educated, you know what I mean? Everyone Andy sounds like he went to
freaking ox is so smart? You know they sound smart? Yes, right,
that's Americans. Well, I do have two degrees, do you really?
What are they tell us? Actually it is quite smart. Okay,
I didn't mean to not they mean you weren't. I'm just saying a lot
of English people sounds spot. What do you have two degrees? Ever?
Go any tell us? Well, actually my first grade is philosophy. I'm
also qualified psychotherapist. I am the school school teacher as well. So that's
three. But there we go. Wow, huh. I like studying.
You like studying. What's the matter with you? See? That's that's that
is completely opposite from me. I would never study. I'd fall asleep.
But I don't have an attention span for you have a question. When you
went to film school, did you do any studying? No, there was
no study in film school. Okay. The secret of film schools. You
went in and you watch movies all day and you wrote like a one page,
you know, late review, and that was it. Yeah, for
three years, baby, That's why they always talk about it was great.
It's like going to the movies three days a week. Raven is shaking her
head as if she knows. Yeah, so listen, when don't we do
this? Why don't we do the top ten and just kind of get it
out of the way, Okay, if I remember, If I remember,
right, Oh, go ahead, Raven, please tell us what is the
top ten tonight? So you sent me Top ten reasons why Switchy refused to
pose nude for Playgirl? Okay, top ten reasons. This has been going
on behind the scenes for a while, and the top ten right, you
know, I thought of I've thought of question eleven. We'll get to it
later, but you know, top eleven it should have been. But anyway.
Top ten reasons why Switchy has turned down posing nude for Playgirl? Raven,
do you know what playgirl is? Rue? I do? Is it
the Playboy for girls? Not a fetus? Yep, yep, not a
fetus? Okay, all right, that's the tattoo. So why don't we
do this? Why don't we stop when we stopped the music? Right now?
Wow, this is gonna be bad. Stop the music right now.
Top ten reasons my switch did not pose nude for a playgirl? Please rave
a number ten. Number ten. His cats veted it because he would have
to lose weight and get into shape and for them, when the last days
inevitably come, a fat switchyt will be a good switch. If you got
it. It's a long road, buddy, Yeah, I got it.
You have cats? Andy wed to invite Andy on. Yeah, well,
yes, it was the pick of the drug. Andy. Do you do
you own cats? Andy is still there? I do not, So I
had guinea pigs instead of any paste. See now that's what I like.
That's offensive to some Italian Americans. That that's fine. Please. Number nine
el Al is nodding. He's like number nine. Please. The magazine bio
insisted on using inches. Well, switch he wanted centimeters. Okay, I
have to think about these a little bit. Number eight please, Number eight
he already has a non com he already has a non compete deal with Butcher
Boy magazine. I just I just made it up. It turned into how
many more is seven? I'm sorry, it sounds like a good title.
Benitur into like ten dick jokes. I'm really sorry. Please we can see
because Steve is getting very red right now. Okay, yeah, yeah,
well that's just that's just the light here, and look at U see his
moving across. Go ahead, please rave and let's get out of it.
Number seven. The rug didn't match the drapes, the carpet doesn't match the
drink well because he ars a rug anyways? Wow, okay, next please
Number six, sure it would be fun for a while, but he would,
but he would but what wait? Sure it would be fun for a
while, but he would he ever? I printed I'm sorry, okay for
a while? Number six, I see what you mean here? How how
would he yeah, number six, Sure it would be fun for a while,
but how would he ever find love again? I mean he could put
out like, you know, like a want ad in in the playroll.
That's true. You could just put up next please right? Sorry? Sorry?
They wanted beefcake with lots of abs. He wanted cheesecake with lots of
coffee. I'll buy that one. Next please. Right, By the way,
I have I have lost some weight from my GPU shoot coming up on
the really. Yeah, that's see I you know that's the non compete right
there, you go, It's yeah, it's a mystery. Next please,
Raven. Wow. Number four He really didn't want to embarrass club. Think
about it. You had to take it for me, Alice, laughing at
his ass off touchet. You know, yeah, next Raven please? Andy?
Sorry? And Umber three, he couldn't deal with the hordes of rabid
teenage girls showing up outside his house. All right, that happens anyway,
But for the museum. Yeah, he didn't want more, Yes, exactly
next, please rave him there we go to He kept asking himself, but
would John Keel do it inside? But okay, all right, okay,
Raven please all right? And the number one reasons which he will not be
posing Newton playgirl. He refused to pull a quarter out of his ass right
right. Oh, for those who don't know, that's as manchol. I
think these these are funny. At two o'clock this afternoon, what happened?
Wow? Okay, that does help of a quick So you guys should edit
all this out and post right. Well, that would cost money. Now
you know, you guys know that Burt Reynolds I think was the first centerfold.
I had a Burt Rends choke in there on in that magazine. He
posed naked and it caused a big furor at the time. But he posed
laying there naked, but he had his hand strategically placed and it caused all
his trouble. Didn't show the junk and he didn't show the package. So
uh, he thinks he lost the oscar that year when he was nominated for
Deliverance. Yeah right, Probably it's because he had a really pretty mouth.
But anyway, wow, wow. So the bottom line was his response when
they came after, you know, they were really bashing him. He said,
look, I was laying there and I covered up everything I needed to
cover up with my hand. And in case anyone was curious, I have
very small hands. Bought a boom right, he admitted it right there.
There was not a lot to see anyway. Well, where's his publicity guy
when you need him? You say, I have very big hands. It's
very simple. Anyway, I had a baseball mid on. I had number
eleven was his switches Uh best friend, your old best friend, Brett Reynolds
said to him. No, the voice of Switchy's very best friend, Brett
Reynolds came back to him and said, don't do it, Kad. I
should have I should have put that in there. And can you get Banjos
in this when you're doing that? Oh yeah, yeah yeah, put the
whole deliverance? Yeah yeah, I got a whole back story to deliver post.
I think someone deliverance came out before anyone had ever seen it. I
went on a very early, like ten o'clock in the morning with this this
friend of mine. She insisted on getting high before the movie we went and
we're really stoned and we see Deliverance. It's not the movie Raven Back Me
Up that you want to see while you're high. Yeah, I agree with
that, especially if you're dead baby right, yes, yeah, yeah,
Well I I can't, as you guys saw a few weeks ago when I
had my my spiked cannabis seltzer. Yes, I can't do most things while
I'm high. Watching a horror movie is completely out of the question. I
knew a horror movie, an old horror movie is okay. But yeah,
the new blood and gut stuff is very hot if you're kind of stormed.
But yeah, yeah, I agree. It depends. You know, if
it's a really bad, bad horror movie, then that's a little different because
I like, I'll just move on it the whole time. Like for Instances,
not really a horror movie, but the remake of the Oh that's coming
out. That's coming out. I mean, I'm not paying for it.
That's going to be something that has to be streaming because I just cannot give
money to that. It will be soon, you know, that will be
that will be something that I will watch under the influence of something. This
is the this is topic topic for one of the Hollywood shows. But write
an original story. Why do you have to go back and regurgitate these these
movies that weren't really successful in the first place. It's it's I don't get
it. I don't understand, you know. But well, well, well,
well, well The Crow was a very successful I know that. Tell
you that. But there's another there's another movie out now called the there's the
movie that what's his name? Too bad one? One was in here.
We're from Roadhouse, Roadhouse, you know what? Why why do that?
You know what I mean? So he can punch people and prove to everyone
that he's white girls, that his body really Okay, why don't we do
this? Should we take it? Just watch Donny Doco? Al Al's gonna
chip in a what? Just watch don Donny Darko. Yeah, he's Hall
or whatever his name is. Yeah, it's funny. Jake Glen Hall and
Patrick Swayzey were both in Donny Darko. Patrick swayze was in the original Roadhouse.
Okay, all right, yeah, all right, So why don't we
do this? Should we take a commercial break down? Oh? Well,
but once we put it on, do we do this on the air?
Yet about the home envision. No, we didn't. Actually can't hang on.
So I want to say that that we know that Switchy has cats,
Al has cats, Raven has cats. Andy is denying he has cats.
He has guinea pigs instead. And also, doctor Bob, you don't have
a cat, do you? No good? Okay, that's gonna hear me?
Yea, did I introduce you yet? Doctor Bob? Out there?
When that's my little screen keeps going off and on a little green like it's
the outline comes off and on on its own. Can you hear me now?
You can hear me now, And let's plat for him because I failed
to introduce he's like above. Every show needs a doctor. So I've got
no picture of me there. That's okay, we'll fix that in the commercial
break. So you don't have a cat, they'll do you not that I
know. Okay, that's good, nice occasionally, but no cat. Okay,
Well, if you have a mice, you don't have the cat,
so oh please we put on that story all right. So the story that
Mac clued me into today that I had no idea. It happened in east
Haven, Connecticut, and two armed suspects broke into a house. They kicked
in the sliding glass door and produced a gun, and they demanded the high
dollar cat that lived in the house. High dollar cat. They wanted to
steal this poor thing. And uh, they searched the house. They kind
of, I guess, roughed up the people. Well, they searched the
house high low, sideways. They couldn't get the cat. It was probably
hiding under the bed. Is the only smot one, right, and they
ran away without the cat. Who doesn't want to be found, right,
Yeah, yeah, I don't mind work that way. What kind of the
cat was it? They were admitted to what it is. But I would
imagine to be that kind of money, it would have to be one of
the Bengals. I mean, since I have casts that are worth you know,
twelve to fifteen hundred. But sorry, sorry, So when we get
into the you know, you get in a high dollar cat, you're five
thousand, six seven thousand. Okay, if this was a prize winning Bengal
or you know, one of these one of the thanks, you're the ones
with no for like a Persian or even like a sphinx cat, might be
might be right, might be running that high, but you're talking in the
you know, five to seven thousand range. So these guys, obviously,
why can't they go out and rub bangs like everyone else? You know,
they don't, I mean stealing the cat? What's your street cred gonna be?
You know what I mean? Yes, that's what I think. But
well, we all wanted that they could always say they were going to see
them. Oh hang on, that's wow. But I'm not going to say
that was you know what it was raven. It was just laying there.
It will tell you. Oh I had a different question. Sorry, go
ahead, please ask it now. What was the cat's name? They didn't
even say the cat's name. Switching wrote this piece they're going to hear from
me. I need an know the cat's name. The detectives responded to the
scene and took it over the investigation. They found a BMW in question and
proceeded to check it for revedence BMW so they're not following around. Investigating revealed
it was targeted attack between individuals familiar with each other. It was not a
random incident. They're following several leads. The cat was not hurt, It
was playing with some catnip, and they arrested it for the So I guess
the robbers left with their tail between their legs. That's better than the joke.
He okay, they go ahead. They were blessed that they were Oh
wait, yeah, it's better to have him say it and then cut it
out. Then cut it out. Yeah, why don't we do this?
Why don't we take a commercial break? Now, I'll find me and we'll
be right back after this. You're listening to Macloney's Milk Trek Sauce Show here
in the distant Thunder Radio Network. The whole gang is here. Please stay
tune. Hey, Mac Maloney fans, this is Pistol Pete and I'm sitting
here with the one and only Mac Maloney. Hi, Mac, Hi pee.
Now, Mac, you've got a new book out called How to Dump
a Body at Sea and Not Get Caught that you wrote with our pal,
famous crime novelist Mark Zappula. How did this whole thing come about? Well,
Mac and I have this mutual friend that we go out having beers with
every once in a while, and he had the same twenty stories that he
would tell us kind of over and over again, and at some point I
said, you know, we should write these down and we did, and
it turned into a book. It's such a crazy title. How'd you come
up with it? Well, kind of the same thing. We're in talking
to this friend of ours one night and he just said, you don't how
to get rid of a body? See, and I get taught, And
of course we didn't know, and so he told us. And the secret
is in the book. That I can say that it involves a lot of
chain link fence and some crabs. Al Mac you gave me an advanced copy
of the book, and like I said before, it's one of the funniest
things I've ever read. It reminded me of the Sopranos, if the Sopranos
had a laugh track. Thanks Peter. But it also gives you instructions on
how to do some pretty shady stuff, stuff not exactly legal. Well,
yeah, the book is about the true life adventures of a druvenout de Linklin
growing up in Boston in the late nineteen eighties, So you get a lot
of the inside stuff, like the best way to steal a car, the
best way to burn a car, how to make fake IDs, things like
that. But in one chapter you actually tell people how to turn an old
broken down Toyota into a brand new Rolls Royce in five easy step and it
actually works. Yeah. I know it sounds crazy. I didn't believe it
until I saw the proof, but yes, it actually works. Now,
one last question. There's a lot of laughs in the book, but also
a lot of pretty crazy stuff, legal and illegal. Is it really all
true? It's really all true, but on the advice of publisher, they've
asked us not the same things beyond that for legal reason. But yes,
it is all true. Well thanks Mac. That's how to dump a body
at sea and not get caught, The Al Ferrari story by Mac and crime
writer Mark Zippula. Get it today on Amazon. Welcome back if we went
to Macloney's mill tranks, I'll show here in the distant thunder Radio networried.
This is Mac maloney. What a show we have you tonight. But first
let me introduce the members of the Posse girls. You know he's here across
the puddle, Andy, Marrissa, Andy, how are you? I'm pretty
good? Yeah, okay, it's one one of these new disguise. He's
taken over home, the British citizenship and he's adopted the accent. Thanks for
joining us in the how it's more British now than he used to than he
used to. Yes, well that's what happens when you take the when you
raise your hand automatically, you have the accent. Awesome. Also with us
is our national correspondent, Switchblade, Steve Ward, Switchy. Great to be
here. I'm pretty sure. Okay, you're pretty sure you're responsible for a
lot of this show, so uh it go well hand? Okay, all
right, we've already commented on your hair. What are you wearing? You're
in a different kind of outfit tonight. Why why do you have the super
It's a Mothman T shirt, but it's uh see it's just got a little
mothman iguess. It's more of a dignified Oh really, yes, right,
yeah, the high price, huge Mothman chasing cars on the Okay, a
little more dignified. You didn't want to get that, Okay, that's good.
I joined a couple of car things and this and that. And then
if you just go into the you know, Facebook, and you start scrolling
down and starts showing all this different content and sometimes it's uh, woodworking stuff,
and sometimes it's uh, you know, plumbing things. And then all
of a sudden, I'm starting to get these rather large bottomed women in bikinis,
and I'm like, where did that come from? And then i get,
you know, pictures of cats and pictures of dogs, and the next
thing, the next sex seven pictures are women in bikinis with ex seedingly large
backsides facing you, you know as b b ws, big beautiful women.
They Okay, be nice. How did this happen here? You know?
But yeah, I'll tell you how it happened. No, I didn't go
looking at anything I mean here that that that that line. I think he
protests too much. I think that will protest too much. Yeah, so
you're into that. That's cool, man, you're in the cato. I'd
rather see the cats than the big composers. Anyway, they're out there.
Let's move on, and I've been showing them the MAC every now and then.
Don't say that I'm not have anything to do with this, you know,
and take it for me. Oh holy oh my god. Wow.
Yeah, ouch exactly. I'll never get that. There's not enough Jack Daniels
in the world to get rid of that and see that anyway, your eyeballs
right, Okay? Yeah, Also with us is a favorite good witch up
there in sideways and yeah, Raven, how are you? Hey, my
friends, I'm doing great things for having me. You have your little ghost
lights above your your little sheet ghosts, right, yeah, okay, right,
and I'm sure the emails are going to pour in after the show that
goes up on Friday, because we've started the What's on Raven's shelves contest?
Remember, starting after a few smaggles or whatever that bear is that you drink.
I'm interested in hearing what people's guesses are. Well, let me predict
this. Half of them will be pornographic. Okay, all right, so
we'll just cut those out. Well okay, half I'm just being you know,
pessimistic. I'll optimistic anyway. Okay, let's see what happens. Okay,
And the first prize is what are a severed head? I don't have
it head? Tell me? Yeah? Okay, Well let's a seventh head.
Okay, interesting depends on whose head it is. That's right. Yeah,
Raven, thank you for joining us. Thank you. Also with us
is, as I said before, we need a doctor on every show.
Doctor Bob grows out there in Chicago, doctor Bob, Hello everyone, how
are you, well, you tell us what's the pulse of the show.
So long, so far, so far, so good. But I don't
have a Mothman shirt on that my shirt smells a little bit like mothball in
hold on, that might be code, don't Okay, how's it out the
areas? Last time we talked to his seventy one degrees in Chicago is like
January. It's fifty five here, he said. Yeah, that's nice though.
Man, the spring is here. Okay. Is it still windy a
little bit? A little bit? It's gonna it's supposed to start getting colder
in a while, but it's typical, you know, Chicago weather. Is
it still toddling? Is the town still toddling? Yes? Okay. I
have to be careful when I go out so I don't get caught up in
that. I understand, Okay, me for a seventh clamory? Also,
wow, should go go also with us across the pond over there, pretending
like he was one one but he just couldn't get into the character. Okay,
here's a good credit actor. I'm afraid Andy Mercer over there, Andy,
how are you? I am? Pretty good? Yeah, it's chilling
out here into the medieval lady. And I suppose it's getting quite lately here,
but is it all good? Tell us what time? What tippens that
it's like eleven o'clock acassant, eleven midnight? Eleven, yeah, eleven at
night, which for me it's usually it's quite early. Actually, I'm a
bit of a night I'll will from Steve and I do as so much later
in the evening. At the moment we're having to work done to the house
and having it up really in the morning. My wife's away for a few
days with work, so I'm here on my own having you get up at
siviy o'clock for me, oh wow, and let these people in, which
is great for yes, So so we said the sofa, I think.
But Andy, now you're very interested in the paranormal, and you appear in
the show would Switchblade, Steve warn but you sound like, I hate to
say it, but it sounds like you're Prince Andrew, Frince Charles or something.
No. Two things. First of all, Prince Andrew is not a
good person. I just picked his name out of the that's where we talk
about him a lot. But go ahead. Well. The second thing is
I'm fairy unusual though. I think there's a growing number of US anti royalists
over here. I'm very much a Republican in the sense of wanting written to
be Republicans. Okay, yep, yeah, so I know you guys who
I can love them. You're welcome to them, all of them. Yeah.
See, that's the thing. What is that? What? What is
that? That's the mystery. We've talked about it on the show a number
of times. What is the attraction for? How can an American understand it?
Is? It? Is it in the same way in the it's a
weird kind of mix of the Hollywood and like the political thing however, and
the fell in love with Jackie Kennedy and stuff like that. You can almost
see it. But it's because the royal feeling themselves are personally putting it out
there. Right. There was a strange and I think for us it had
been a long continuity of royalty. Of course, to quarter one, I
think almost the sense that she'd be around forever and that's it. It's always
going to be the same. And of course she dies and it starts to
really change the movements over here about getting rid of the roles. There's about
twenty percent of us who Pold would have said, that's what I wanted before
the queen passed away. That figure is now grown too closer to thirty percent.
Wow, she's gone. Yeah, it's really starting to change, which
I say, for me, it's medievalism and it's a kind of hierarchical system
we do not need, doesn't belong in the twenty first sent in the nineteenth
century, much of the twenty first century. I'd love to see it got
rid of. But at the moment we still remain a minority. And I
don't understand the fascination. They're just human beings. They just people who went
to Andrew's probably you know, he's got certain problems. We won't go into
that here. And the roles themselves are just making fools of themselves now with
Kate's work, it's just ridiculous. It's even about what's happening. I got
to agree Andy Well. I heard she was missing. She said like too
much. She had abominal surgery and which was supposed to be just kind of
minor, and and then she kind of she got home from the hospital,
she dropped out of sight, and everyone's saying, what's the matter with her
and so on. She should have made, you know, some kind of
appearance, and then she came up with this photo that they determined was had
been manipulated, you know, like photoshop. Do you feel like whoever wrote
that article is in for a root awakening? Almost every image on the Internet
has been manipulated. Yeah, right, Well they were looking at this filter
on it. There's some type of editing on it. There's something going on,
Like I saw that and I'm like, how ridiculous, And then I
just kept scrolling. Well then she has like two left hands or something.
Okay, but but but but what what was it? The purpose is?
You know everyone there were people that look into the royal family like you're looking
into you know, the web telescope or something. What's going to come up
next? And and and where the royals themselves? They want to be out
there because I guess, and then it's good for business or whatever. I
don't know this and what their value to Britain is other than this kind of
side show that is constantly in this kind of drama. You know, you
think of them as the ultimate snobs in the world, right, I mean,
that's the center of the snob universe. That's where it begins. Okay,
And there's money rolling around, but there's not a whole you know,
tons of money. There is money, but there's not this like big time
freaking money. But they're up there, their their heads are about water.
But why do people buy and escape to them? You know in twenty twenty
four? Get with it? They're ordinary people, like the Pope is an
ordinary guy, you know what I mean. They're just ordinary people. And
if you fall for it is a virgin. Yeah. He used to be
a bouncer and a buy on Argentina. Do you know that, the Pope.
Yeah, he's a virgin like Dallas anyway. Hey, and I remember
I pick the name out of you. Yeah, wow. Yeah. So
it's it's it's kind of a mystery, at least to me. Everyone is
involved when they get married and Prince Charles and die to get married. I
remember that day. It was insane. It was like what's a July over
here? And it's like who kids? Though she was curted, that's another
thing. We have to praise her because she changed the whole gene pool of
the world. Family and never you know, it's too bad what happened in
her, you know, But you know, and then the weird it's all
it's all weird. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, it feels culty.
Are there cults over there across the pond? Well, depends what you mean
by cults. Certainly a few of those around this way as well. But
it's one of these almost It goes back the whole notion of divine power of
kings. It's like some kind of superiority that I asked people about this the
wonderful to do great things for the country. What exactly do they do for
the country? They care millions, you know, Yes, that's for example,
this Prince Andrew business, the woman who brought the charges has been paid
off basically twenty million. Apparently. Where's that money come from? Us?
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, you know that's where it's gone from.
Yeah. Yeah, So you're paying for there, it's it's it's yeah.
I mean, we do it in the same way with politicians over here.
You know, we pay for their mistakes big and small, let's face it,
right, But you know they're kind of elected, you know what I
mean. I mean, you're born in England, yes, stuck with these
people, you know this suddenly, but but but I can't help but think
it's a side show. Princess Diana was the one that kind of broke into
that ugly crial, let's say. And then then then she had William and
you know, he's a good looking guy that he's losing his hair and he
gets this Kate Middleton, she's pretty. Now the kids are gonna you know
what I mean. I mean, this is at least you we're gonna give
props to that. It might be, you know, running out of the
gas, but at least they're gonna go out with a bang, you know
what I mean. I hope out of gas and wee public eventually, but
in my life unfortunately, yeah, huh yeah. I think they're gonna stick
around because I think they are like celebrities, doctor Bob, Yeah, what
what do you think about this? I don't pay that much attention to it
myself. It's it's just that it gets confusing to me, right yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah, Okay, well I thought you were a doctor.
You might look you know, what's what's really happening here? I mean
I hear that they know that they were you know, they're originally German and
they changed their names right before World War One too. They made up a
name Windsor and suddenly the house is that right? Is that that? I
have that right? Most of the European crowns, as were before the First
War, related to each other, all cousins. It was all one big
man, happy family. The first Award made changes in that respect that broken
up a little bit more. But yeah, it was just like one ruling
elite that ruled most of Europe and into Russia of course before the Revolution and
stuff. Yes, we are the last vessiges of that nonsense. Most of
the others about to clear them away for various reasons. But no, I
mean the anything's upon oct To people that said, well they just figureheads,
don't have me real power, yes they do. The king could wake up
tomorrow morning decided to dissolve parliament completely and rule as an absolute dictator, and
there's nothing nothing we could do to stop it. Wow, that's the line
to the king, not the country, So there's nothing we could do.
Yeah, that's real possible. I mean, it sounds extreme, but it's
a possibility. The very fact that exists is a possibility. Yeah, there's
nothing that like anyone could step in and say, like, no, I'm
stopping this because I say, so it wouldn't matter. How about he goes
nuts and he takes over the country. That'd be wild childs the world's oldest
boy, right, but I feel bad for that thing. Oh my god?
So yeah, like we all know that. You know, they're they're
they're pretty much like sandwiches over there, like they're in bread. They really
like wet with like the why roam when you can get it at home?
And they just like went with it? Am I Right? Did I cross
the line? We have a way to put it. I'm going to have
to rewind and exactly for that reasons to kind of sort of increased the gene
a little bit. Yeah, okay, where anyway, well well done,
thank you, Raven, whatever you said. And why don't you tell us
a little bit about yourself? And you have a whole number of different projects
going on? Correct? Lord? Yes, where do I start? Obviously,
Stephen, I do with the Show Together publishing company. You've got to
talk about I could, yes, yes, And after being a psychotherapist for
nearly twenty years, I've sent we retired from where I was living close to
London to the West Country in Summersex much quite a rural area and my plan
was, and I'm now living that plant to start some publishing company specialized in
the esoteric occult which can't imagine and that sort of thing. My first book
came out the sort of late last year and it's now actually sold out.
I'm very pleased about. And I'm currently working on two new titles coming out
within the next few weeks and then into the summer. What's that title,
what's the title of they sold up? Well, my company is called Ninth
Circle Press, which comes from Dante's Inferno, which I'm totally obsessed with,
Okay, totally completely untested with it. But to my first book I wrote
is, well, let's say it's probably the stranger end of occult material.
If you even ever heard of the Kabbala, which is a Jewish prisicism,
there's supposedly a darker side of the Kabbala called the clipoff, which is like
a negative version of okay, yes, okay, And there's a thing called
the sira Okra. Now the CiU Okra and the clip off are being confused
as being the same thing. Now, Barala itself goes back to the thirteen
hundreds, which when it really began written down, and the clip came in
the sixteen hundreds, but the cit and clipoff have been mixed together. People
tend to use the toe terms interchangeable for the same thing, okay, but
the sich Okra is far far older. It goes back to the early days
of Judy, is about sort of four or five thousand years ago. The
earlier material called the heck a lot and then okay, arboritexts which talk about
this other side. Also the Zohar talks about the other side. Andy,
am I kind of have the beliefs that half of these words out. You
know, you're not going to find the cats and jammer kids in this Probably
basically what I've done is demonstrated through the historic text. These two things are
not the same thing. They are distinctly different concepts, which probably has caused
a few eruptions because a lot of other writers who write in this field have
to say two to the tours being the same. That's my first book,
which I'm glad I've got that out though you trying to explain it, because
my second book, which is written by friendone's on Essex witchcraft much easier to
explain. Cool Well, he's drawn. He's a native of Essex as I
used to be as well. He's drawn from family experience of work of witchcraft
and all of the writers in the local era, going from really sort of
late medieval times right up to the twenty first century, and personal connection with
some of the better known Essex space which people so his books about that.
That's going to be out hopefully next month. Touch Wood, We've had a
few teeth problems getting the lay out correct. Is that a British touch I've
never heard that, I say, not on wood. Oh, touch Wood.
I like the kind of thing, that's what it could be. Wow,
it's only tree stuff basically. Wow, that's interesting. Love his voice,
he sounds. Projects I'm working on as part of the publishing is reprinting
old medieval grimoires. Grimoire is an actual handwritten document of magical spells. If
you like, oh wow, nice. They work the work to reprint those
with modern transcriptions. They're English, but they're obviously medieval English and not very
good well structured English, and I'm rewriting them into modern English so you can
actually use them. The idea is if you want to actually practice magic with
those, they will be available. And so that's kind of the two tracks.
There's the original material which has been written myself and others, and then
the rim approject is part of the publishing planets. That's the plan anyways.
Okay, al I want to jump in here. That's kind of amazing.
You're you have access to some of this old stuff and you're sort of transcribing
it into modern language. We can understand. Yes, yeah, absolutely,
that's the only idea. This is something that Raven. Raven would be right
into this. Raven. Let's pick a victim and and we get a spell
from his new book, Lonely Larry. Okay, let's it'll be the unknowing
victim. Okay, your father. I have like a couple of like the
modern day Grier is like you know he's talking about. But this would be
really cool to see, like you know, like the old school ones.
That's awesome. She's in she's in right there. You just you have a
fan right now. She's she's so into this right now, I can see
it, you know. In New Mexico, Yes, yes, And I
actually ran into two witches, real witches who were both practicing witchcraft, and
they were a husband and wife. And the reason that I ran into them
was that their son who was fifteen years old. Now, I was working
at a charter school for the fine arts, and he was a fifteen year
old student, and he was a vampire, a real vampire. And the
teacher brought him in one day because the teacher who was teaching art, the
kid had cut him. Another student cut himself with an ex one of those
knives, those knives, and this kid, who was a vampire, he
looked over at him and he said, are you going to drink that?
So the teacher got upset and they turned him into me. And I was
as an administrator, and I had to talk to his parents. His parents
came in and they were both witches, practicing witchcraft, and I had to
make a deal with them that their son would not drink blood or attempt to
at school. And they agreed, and that we had an agreement he would
not drink real blood until he was eighteen. I feel like I need more
from that story. So when he turned eighteen, did he get his blood?
I was not there at the time they turned eighteen, but they had
made it. They told me how they would get blood for him when he
turned eighteen. Oh boy, doctor Bob, I really need more details.
Do you remember his name? I can't. I know his name, but
I don't want to release I think I even have the agreement that we wrote
up so that he wouldn't drink blood at school anymore. Those are only good
for ten years in the US. Send that to me after a decade and
I'll look into it now. Was a very was a very regular blood donor.
I have to tell you I would be offended if my blood went to
something like that. Really, So, how do we circle back to Andy?
Isn't he over in something? Okay? Andy? So looking so of
all the things that you've studied, okay, and you're a learned person,
you listen. Let me let me ask this one question. Do you know
the musician slash uh TV hosts over there named Rick Wakeman? Do you know
who Rick Wakeman is? Oh? God, absolutely yes. He's a big
fan of Yes. Okay, big fan Okay, Yes, okay. Rick
Wakeman is the keyboard player for Yes, and he's one of these keyboard virtual
So it's doctor Bob. You know of him, right? Yes? Okay?
Switch he has no idea who he is? You know what Yes is?
Okay? And Raven? Yeah, do you really Raven? You're too
young for yes, right? What do you have parents? I know?
I know who yes is? I have yes on vinyl? Actually, what
are you drinking there? What is that? That looks like a half gilling
worth of What is that whiskey? I wish? I don't know. It's
a blue Boon blue Boon? Okay, in the Big Bob did they sell
whiskey and beer bottles? Who knows? Hey, Andy, you sound just
like Rick Wakeman. You have the same kind of uh yeah, I know.
He's a funny guy. He's he's uh yeah, we can talk off
here about him, but he's a funny guy. He over here. We
just remember him as the keyboard player. And yes, but he had like
a talk show over in England. And uh he's a comedian. I told
one of his jokes a few weeks ago. Probably should tell her for the
third time. His friend calls him up and he says, hey, my
wife's trying to kill me. And Rick says, how do you know that?
How do you know? And he says, I don't believe me.
She's trying to kill he's trying to poison me. So he says, look,
I put her on the phone. Let me talk to her. So
he talks to her for three hours. After three hours, she hands the
phone back to the husband and Rick says, take the poison. He's like
that, yeah, I mean yeah, yeah. He's also about three hundred
pounds. It looks like he's about the deliver. He's a hero of mine.
But she's man. You know, you're up on stage, have some
dignity. But anyway, but Andy, you sound like him. You have
that same cadence of him, you know. Oh, okay, fair enough.
I don't have a major with that. He's often got as a grumpy
old man on this on TV. I'm hitting that direction myself exact. Yeah,
he's already there. He's funny, he's funny. He does have a
sense of humor, he does. He does have a sense of humor,
I think, you know. But yeah, funny guy. So anyway,
so you're a big thing. Yes, I don't mind some little proger rock
South early. Yes, I actually really did like and then he sort of
real surface in the eighties, has more kind of a pop band as well,
but in between a lot of diet stuff. Right, So let me
ask you this. So you're married, right, yes, okay, your
wife doesn't like them, does he? She's not really a fan of that
sort of me. She tends to like very boring o their own stuff.
So oh really, well some of that stuff is good. So here so
I can say that that's okay, all right, watch it? So wow?
Interesting? Okay, because I think, you know, not to get
into a music well, because we do do them every once in a while.
But I think that a lot of like what we call progressive music came
out of England, you know it did. It started with the Beatles,
and then everything kind of branched out from there and went the synse and bring
in the orchestral kind of element of rock music. And I once asked someone
why does that work? And they said, because they were in the same
chords. Doctor Bob, you ever heard that, like classical music and rock
music used the same chords where you wouldn't have a you wouldn't have an actually
with a jazz band, you know what I mean. It just wouldn't work.
Our country band maybe you know, but just wouldn't work, you know,
But they match each other. At least that's what I was many many
years ago singing in a band. So yes, really yeah, yes,
death metal, I must have we found a very extreme metal. So oh
really yeah, it wasn't it In the band tell us our band, we
had various names. The Dying Light was the last one thirty years ago.
Just at fizzled that a little bit. But we was a quite a big
fan of Lo's called Dark Ambience, which is electronic music. Oh yeah,
and I actually composed on myself to really yeah. Yeah. A couple of
channels. One that does mixes other people's music call Dark Mysterium, and then
the infinite regresses. My own channel we called the Dark Ambient Drone. It's
like slow and subtle and strange noises. I love that music. I actually
listen to that very cool sound atmospheres. Yeah. I did my doctoral work
in electronic music. Oh really yeah cool, yeah, back way back when.
Yeah wow, So listen while the indies here, doctor Bob, tell
them what happens if you have a symphony on Mars. If I have a
what a symphony orchestra on marsh If you're if let's say, if there's an
orchestra playing outside on on the planet Mars, uh, there would be problems
in the people hearing it because the high frequencies reached the audience sooner than the
low frequencies do and then the sound itself only travels a few feet and then
it drops off right. So you whenever there's the full orchestra is playing,
you'd never have a time except that if you were sitting very close to the
orchestra where you'd be able to hear all of the instruments. You need headphones.
Well if yeah, if it was, if it was amplified and so
forth, that that might work as long as the microphones were you know,
close together. At first you'd hear the higher frequencies because I said needed to
travel its phones. Yeah, it's uh, I'm forgetting which comes first,
But the the higher frequencies would reach you before the lower frequencies would. It's
trained to be a little like sort of almost dissected music to being one part
and then the second part coming on afterwards. The actually, yeah, there
was when I was I was I did my doctor work at Penn State and
I did quite a few experiments with a team. It was an interdisciplined aary
acoustics team at Penn State, and there were all types of unique things going
on with sound that they were finding out, like that some people heard sounds
higher frequencies and so forth that other people did, and that some sounds some
people didn't hear at all, but other people could hear them as they heard
them as really really loud sounds. Some very fascinating things going on. A
device advertised a good few years young now especially designed to keep kids away from
your house. It emitted high frequency whining sound that only a kids below a
certain age could hear. Adults couldn't hear it because of obviously hearing the graces.
But these kids could hear these very high frequency noise. It was very,
very irritating. It got bad kind of rather than nasty. Oh no,
is that band in America? I want that from my house. I
don't want I don't want kids coming here. I got neighbors. Maybe maybe
they'll move. Pet scare of things that we've actually got one because we've got
cats here locally, lots of them to the peel on the lawn. So
we've got those keeping them off the lawn and the same same system obviously the
cat. Humans can't want the cats, and any any animals can come.
I just I don't want the kids. I need one specific to that.
Oh that's a good idea. Frequent I had worked with a doctor sergeant at
Penn State. They brought him and I think from England or somewhere, and
he was explaining about a riot control device that they had. When they would
turn it on, that frequency would open up the bladders, so everybody would
wet their pants in the brown frequency. Wasn't it something on those line?
Yah, there's certain effect on the on the bows. They did that on
so park and I thought that was fake. Apparently not. But the person
operating the machine then he with his pants to machine anymore? All right?
So at that point, the guy runs the machine wears a diaper because he
knows what's coming an adult diaper. Come on, they're on TV. I
see the ads. You just never know where the show is going to head.
No, yeah, I really hope Steve warned you. Well he did,
Raven, Raven, I just hope that no one poop poo's this idea?
Man? I see now, I gotta cut that out. Why what's
wrong with that? Listen? Why don't we do this? Why don't we
calm the f down and take as your break real quick and we'll be right
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I assisted Andy Nutt music camera. I did not want him to upstage
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Huh okay, all right, why don't we start the show, But we
missed all that good stuff. There we go. Why don't we go with
one thirty two? Here we go, We'll go one thirty three and there
we go. Well, everyone to Mac Maloney's Milk Trnk's no show here in
the distance on the radio network. This is Mac Maloney. Well the show
we have for you tonight. First of all, girls, I'll be upfront
with you. There's no reason to feel yourself out, to squeeze yourself or
whatever you do with the wipes, because one one isn't here tonight. But
when we just go up to the totem pole. Also, but who's with
us is our national commerspon No Club tonight, but on national corresponding switch Blade
Steve Wood down there in Pancake. That's Virginia. How you doing, Switchy?
I'm doing really good? Okay. And he was taunting me earlier with
the breakfast that he got today, but we'll talk about that in a minute.
Also with us is in the studio with this is al Ronaldo, King
of the Bees. Your phone mechanica and get away driver. Hello, Mack.
Hello, everyone, what what's happening? You've been here you should know
well then anyway. Also with us is uh doctor Bob Groes out there and
she Kigo doctor bom Hello Mac, Hello, everyone's great to be here,
is it really? Yes? Okay? Also with us Raven, have I
introduced you not this segment but that's okay, Oh, it's okay. I
was just saving, you know, the best of second to last. Also
up there, see when I introduced people off the year, it seems like
I've done it on the Raven. I don't know, hang up a favorite
good witch up there in sideways Ravens. With us Raven, Hi, my
friends, thank you so much for having me very uh atmospheric tonight as you
have been for the past couple of weeks. With the with the ghost lights,
I really like them. I'm really glad I included them because they were
they were just collecting dust in my dining room. And now look at yes,
six at least six people seven I can't count. Get to see them
six and a half. Yeah, yeah, okay. Also with us from
across the Pond early trying to imitate one one, but admittedly he admitted himself.
He didn't do it at the job, Andy Mercer, Andy, how
you doing, Andy? I'm doing pretty good? How I last time of
you? Guys? This is quite a revelation. See how this show's put
together. Really tell us about it. We are read up a report and
send it to us. So listen, you're in the rainiest part of England.
I mean, you know, does it get any worse? Well,
it's lovely countryside around here. The air is much fresher, it's cleaner.
I used to live close to London, caught from earlier on and this is
to the West Country. It's I mean, for you guys, it's like
a half hour journey's still the way across. But for us it's like the
other side of our country. It's quite away and that's a few miles and
it is. Unfortunately we didn't realize it rains quite a lot in the West
Country. Only the Lake district up north has more rain per year than this
region. But we're getting used to it. But it's clean, it's fresh.
Yeah really yeah, got a sweat and call too. So do you
drive a Draguar? What do you drive? I don't actually I don't have
at all. You don't have a car, no watches the job. It's
a long story. I won't worry. It's just for verse. I've just
never got around to it. Hey, it starts with that bullshit with the
wheel on the other side. Forget about it. I was over there,
I was like also joining us though, and one kind I clapper in is
Susie best Yale, Susie. Thanks. A lot of times we are clapping
him in. I'm in kindergarten again. What all right for you? When
you're little, you don't get it as much when you're an adult. Did
you mean snacks and timeouts? I mean, anyway, enjoyed both of those.
You're down in eastern Connecticut, right, east Connecticut. Yeah, so
I grew up in eastern Connecticut. I'm more made it a little bit more
towards central Connecticut now, you know, moved up from the world's just a
fancy word for Hotford. I know. I'm about twenty minutes from Hartfurd,
Okay, all right, yeah, interesting, the insurance capital of the world,
right, yes, yeah, okay, also one of the most corrupt
cities in the world. Have you heard that as well? I would believe
it. So anyway, so you the Bridgewater Triangle is a pot of Massachusetts.
No, it's kind of it's sub from us. We're in the Nosho.
It's kind of like south west, but not that clay. But it's
been around for a long time. People have really kind of written books about
it, experienced stuff in there. And you're an expert on the Bridgewater Triangle,
right, a researcher. I wouldn't say expert. You know, let
us decide, so just tell us what to tell us what it's about for
people who don't know. So it's you know, for people not from the
area. It's kind of where the Cape meets the rest of the state Cape.
Lauren Coleman wind the term Bridgewater Triangle. It's not exactly a triangle though,
more like a blob. And it's a high strangeness area. So you
have ghosts, you have strange lights, you have cryptids. The works there
and these sightings go back hundreds, if not thousands of years. They you
know, predate Europeans in the country, right, just that particular area of
Massachusetts. It's and how big is it? How big is it? Would
you say? Area wise? So I think they the technical definition is it's
fifteen hundred square acres okay, yeah, fifteen. But the activity extends outside
of it, right, yes, on the on the fringes of it.
Because I remember seeing a story in the paper. Holy cow man, the
part of it where wasn't weren't they seeing a girl on the edge of it?
Like they'd see it like a young girl waving, waving and asking for
help. I mean, it's just the creepiest thing. And people would see
driving by and they'd see this girl and stop, went into the woods.
She'd disappear as creepy, and then they would see this particular you know,
kind of cryptid down there. People have seen like you know, flying dinosaurs
and stuff down there. I mean it's really nuts. And isn't most of
like kind of like a swamp land though something the swamp Yeah yeah. And
hack mock actually means the place where the spirits dwell. Yeah, tells you.
You know, it's been weird a long time. So who I mean,
did the cops ever go up there? I mean, who is it
like on the bridgewater of police or something. Yeah, there's actually been sightings
reported by police officers. But yeah, taunting is the other big place where
I know the police have been involved several times with different sightings, So you're
not supposed to be in there. Is it restricted? No, you can
go in there. There's different parts of it. There's the Freetown State Forest,
which is kind of on the southern tip of it. Yep, you
can definitely go there. Hawkmock Swamp is open to the public too, and
there is a Wampanog reservation there also, which you know, anyone is welcome
in, pretty respectful. It's a pretty big area. It's a pretty big
area, you know. But so what's the American Indian connection to this?
The indigenous people's connections is because it was very sacred to the Avamarre valuable.
Yeah, so they they thought it was. It was sacred land to them.
They actually used the Hackamock Swamp as a burial ground. They've found skeletons
there that are at least eight thousand years old, and it was where they
thought Hobomock, which was their deity of death and disease, lived and they
actually would hide in the swamp from the Europeans because the Europeans were scared of
it. So during King Phillips War, a lot of it took place there
because the Europeans had to send people in to find the chiefs that were hiding
there from them. Wow. So wow. I mean it's a I've driven
by it, you know, I'm not just the fringes of it, but
knowing what's going on in there. It is really kind of crazy. And
as she's as Susie said, it's not It isn't something that just happened recently,
though they report on it. I mean the Bush and Herald just report
on like almost every year, just that hey, what's going on end on
at this place? Why do so many people see these strange things? They're
not all making it up, you know what I mean, they're not hoaxing.
They just see the strange stuff. The one about the little girl at
the edge of the forest that just gets me. That's just so creepy.
Come and help me, I mean, when't you know then he gets sucked
right in? Wow? Crazy? Ever been there, Susie, If you
spent the night there or anything? Cool? I spent Christmas Eve this year
in the box. Oh let's you know what, let's clap for fish for
that alone. Employees, did you up across? What did you have?
This was? How was camping there? It was very cold? Don't do
it in December was fly like that had to have been freezing. Yeah.
And to make matters worse, this was kind of a last minute trip.
Oh, not a good idea. A friend of mine who we had recently
found out that my seventh great uncle murdered his ninth great grandfather. Whoa,
hang on, hang on, a little family history. Okay, that's why
they fight at Thanksgiving dinners. Now one more time, please give us that
one more time. My seventh great uncle murdered his ninth great grandfather. Wow,
why was he justified? Relates to the area. It was King Philip's
War. My ancestors were the bad guys. Okay, whether the British you
could say it, you could say it, yea. I related to the
last and second to last governor of Plymouth Colony and they were in charge during
King Phillip's War. Really yeah, and you see the trouble the country caused
over here? Yeah, talking about that? And have you ever been here?
I know Susie a little bit in a Facebook passenger. I think she
has reformed. I don't think we're going to have anymore. Really, you
know, I'm with you, switchy. I was gonna I was gonna absolve
her so it's okay. I haven't massacred anyone. There's been no genocide.
Okay, all right, you make a keel reference. He's leading me.
Well, we know is at least once a show, could you once I
go ahead? Blue has breaking? Do you leave any live anywhere near East
Haven? It's about an hour from me. Are you aware of the home
invasion that happened there recently with the cat? Yes, come by, the
world's falling the pot and everyone knows about the cat. Got to make sure
this guy it was okay, right, the cat didn't get stolen, must
have hidden under the bed. He didn't what kind of cat it was,
but it was an expensive cat. These are the questions I was asking.
What kind of cat was it? What was its name? I'm just going
to call a bebe until I find out. They said it was expensive,
high value cat they called it. So it must have been a you know,
one of the design of reeds, like one of the Bengal or one
of them where they eat it. No breed it for ransom? Wow?
What a what a store? What a movie? And listen, there's some
bad people out there, Mac, I know, But like I said earlier,
to ever find out about those people. I know how much you care.
Yeah, but what's your street credit? You're going around you doing home
invasions, Get Joe, would you say you went and stole some with the
pay anyone? It seems like a lot of work to steal a cat and
then to like breed it, you know, and then sell the kittens.
That's like investment thing, you know. Yeah, it's with the kitty let
it. Edit. So uh, Susie, going back to the Bridgewater,
try and go, what's the weirdest thing? I really did read and report
someone will walk through there at night, and they did give the indication that
the cops weren't too happy with them being up there at night. But anyway,
but they saw like a pterodactyl, like a flying crypted up there or
something, some huge friggin Yeah, there was actually there's been sighting some things
that look more like traditional terodactyls and also things more like thunderbirds. Yes,
but there was actually one that sounded more like mothman and it flew like straight
up. Oh well that's a Sega word of the night, Snega word every
night. Wow? Really yeah? So so, but I mean seeing preidactyls,
which are very very large flying dinosaurs in thunderbirds, the original thunderbird,
which was a gigantic like eagle or something. You know, that's kind of
odd, you know what I mean, kind of odd to see that kind
of stuff, especially in Massachusetts. But Matt, I have to say that
may not be the coolest inhabitant of the Bridgewater Terangle. Okay. And and
Susie is known as the puck Wedgie whisperer. Oh okay, No, we
meant have to slow that down in leave it out. So once again,
please switchy, Please tell us I'm gonna let I'm gonna let Susie pronounce it
properly. Okay, Please, Susie, you are an expert of a creature
that roams around there named the Puckwadgi. Okay in our group chat, I
did send it there so everyone could see it. I must have mister heard
it. But okay, so what is please tell us what is it?
So they are the name means little wild man of the woods. Essentially they
are little people, Okay, all right. The traditional description is there about
three feet tall, two to three feet tall, around knee height mid thigh
somewhere in there, smooth gray skin and a lot of the times they're described
as having a chipmunk like face and they have quills on their head and back.
Okay, but they're also known to be shape shifters, and there have
been sightings that kind of varied except for the behaviors the same, but there's
multiple sightings where they are dark, hairy creatures and there's no quills. Wow,
huh so quills, right, that's kind of odd. So, I
mean, now they kind of Mastheusete's version of the leprechaun or something like that.
They almost sound like leprechauns. They do sound a lot like leprechauns if
so. One of my pet theories is the my Pangea theory. So if
you look at a map of Pangeo and all the continents were squished together,
right, Massachusetts in England were pretty close. Okay, if you follow kind
of there's almost like a line of this similar folklore of little people. Okay.
The Appalachians used to be actually the same mountain range as the Scottish Highlands,
so the failure kind of carried over, but it was here before the
Europeans also, Okay, so you know, one of my theories is that
it's you know something weird with the land in the area. The land itself.
Yeah, the land itself is just different. So it isn't something that
spreads, it's just the land itself, for whatever reason, is different.
Okay, because it seems like that's the way it kind of goes, especially
in England. There's so many places in England that just seemed to be what's
the wordy like not haunted, but just yeah, you can't figure out what
the hell would people do And you're building these huge stone monuments thousands of years
ago, and when they should not have had the ability to engineer these things
to move them. What were they doing were down to faith and belief.
And if you have a strong enough faith and belief that these things are going
to work for you, you will move literal heaven and earth. I mean
Stonehenge. The stones of Stonehenge were brought from Wales a couple hundred miles away
across the land to be built. Again, we don't really know why it's
there. It looks like it lines up astrologic there's I'm going to astrological calendar,
but we don't really know. Is pretty much guesswork. I mean,
there's a fair degree of something like that. But the effort that goes into
them, you do have to think. It's like looking cathedrals, medieval cathedrals
and huge buildings. We were built by hands, you know, wooden tanks,
and wouldn't construction in stone carved, And very often you'd start working on
a new cathedral, you would never see it finished dialogue before it was completed,
most one hundred years plus to be will. In fact, St.
Paul's Cathedral within the sixteen hundreds was the first time the architect actually saw it
completed. Wow, that fast job, isn't it. Well, it's like
the Pyramids too. I'm sure a lot of those guys never saw it.
Oh, absolutely not the tool that was taken. I mean, as soon
as if Pharaoh was crowned Pharaoh, the first thing to do was commission their
tomb basically the pyramid or wherever they're gonna be laid to rest. They say,
what the dragon, We're gonna do this again? So when when so
Susie so hm hmm. So when you walked through it on Christmas Eve?
Okay, and this is with the guy who's a relative murdered his relative?
Okay, was that a was he a fellow investigator. Fellow researcher. No,
he's actually wamping Ogg, Nash. So you know, it's the area
very well. It's a huge place. If I had gone there by myself
at night, I probably still be there. Yeah noo that yeah, wow
huh so interesting. So were you scared? Did you see anything that kind
of startled you? I didn't see anything. It is. It does have
a very heavy feeling, but I was also just to be open about it.
I was being shown locations where my ancestors killed people, like the history
of it. Really. Yeah, it was heavy night for sure. Listen,
you're not in the mafia thoughts if you just happened to join usence he
goes back for it. Wow huh Okay, So I mean do you when
you came out did you feel how did you feel? Did you feel kind
of creepy, creeped out? Or yeah? It's definitely a creepy place,
especially at night too. If you know, I would be interested to take
someone that knows nothing about the area and bring them there and see how they
feel about it, not knowing anything about the history of it. Also,
I think that would be a good experiment to do. Yes, it'd be
really cool. Yeah. Did you camp in like a traditional tent or were
you in like an RV? We had tent sleeping bags full of clothes to
stay warm. Did you have like trouble sleeping or did you have like any
weird nightmares or dreams or anything like that. No, I was out pretty
cold. Really yeah, I went right to sleep good. Feel so well,
I'll just pass me a note. He was this a date that would
have been a great first date story. But well, but you walked in
with him. You walked into this area with him knowing that your ancestors had
killed taking care of his and you still walked in with him with the understanding
that he was going to bring you back out more or less and not.
I texted. I texted my my friend that's in charge of stuff like this,
and I said, this is what's happening. And she says, well,
if you're going to die, that's the way to do it. Really
Okay, that's yeah, she gets it. Yeah, personally, i'd rather
go. You know that she needs to post when I die. Oh yeah,
we were talking about this earlier. Yeah. A couple of questions for
Susie go ahead. One is you have a blog dedicated to puck wedgies and
various things. What how do we find that it's puckwodges dot blogspot dot com
and puckwadgies is p u k w U d g I e s Okay,
But also recently you've spoken to someone that was a witness to I'm not sure
one hundred percent sure it was a puck bldgie, but it was in the
general area I think, And you're going to be you've posted that on on
online, on face on YouTube. Yep, my very first real YouTube video
went up a few hours ago. Okay, congratulations, thank you. Okay.
I interviewed Bill Russo. He is in the twenty thirteen Bridgewater Triangle documentary
Okay with one of the most well known puck wedgy site dings. He actually
had one speak to him. Was that the guy with his dog? Yes,
I know that. Sorry, it's so creepy. I just got chills
all over. Okay, So let's just set the scene here for a second.
Okay, So you're saying that in this vast area swamp and it's Indian
bariogrounds in the works, there were these three foot people who are running around
and what do they do? I mean, what do they just annoy people.
They're kind of like fairies, as the kids saying, I mean kind
of. So the lore is that they're tricksters, right, but in the
Bridgewater, so puck Wedges aren't just in New England. They're you know,
in the northeast Great Lakes region Canada, and they're just kind of known to
be general tricksters, like they'll hide your keys when you're like yep, wow.
The lore in Bridgewater is that they're dangerous. Really yeah, but there
is when you hear sightings. You know, people are scared because they're seeing
something crazy, right, but they're never there's never first hand sightings of them
being aggressive or dangerous at all. So you said that your friend actually had
a conversation with one of these, Yeah, so he it wasn't speaking English
necessarily, Okay, And if you you watched the video, I'll floaded today.
He does a great impression that I can't do justice. But what it
said was he wants you He watched you here, okay, and he wants
you here. Care what does that mean? He thinks that it was saying
we want you come here, come here. Sounds it yep, Okay,
I'll just send me another note, and he says, how do you know
they're not just drunk midgets? We can't say the m words, oh little
people. What do we call him? Susie, who's the researcher for the
No Bridgewater Triangle? You know it's close so so I mean, so when
he had the conversation, did he see this little person? Did he interact
with him? Yeah? His dog sought first. And his dog was absolutely
terrified and like trying to pull him. And he heard it before he saw
it. He was, you know, he kind of lives on a back
road. He was taking his dog for a walk late at night. The
dog starts freaking out and they hear. He starts hearing that you want to
And they get to where there is a street light, and this creature walks
out into the light and he said, you know, it was about three
feet tall, covered in black hair, had a pot belly in the face
of the chipmunk. What well, what the man that would scare the crap
out of me? Frankly, what's he doing walking through the try and Go?
It's hard to walk into the night. What's he doing? Why is
he doing this? Is he was working second shift at the time. And
his back is actually basically but the hawk mocks one. Really. Yes,
he was just walking his dog when he got out of work. The real
estate person trying to sell that, well, you have very interesting scenery.
Maybe it was in the Saint Patty's day, and he was, well,
you know, I'm in Bob, you're the learned person among us. What's
going on here? What do you think? Well, this reminds me of
a few years ago. With a team of investigators, I investigated a funeral
home, an old funeral home on the border of Illinois and Indiana. And
that land was an ancient burial ground for Native Americans, really, but a
place for a funeral home. And the funeral home was built in the shape
of a cross. Okay, if you want to piss off God, that's
how to do it. Go ahead. Yeah. And then there were some
supposedly, according to the research that we did, there had been nine people
that were killed in that building, you know, in addition to the people
that were there as part of a funeral the years. Well, yeah,
to give you an example, when I walked in again this building, it
meets like in this there's a cross in the center, and there was a
in the living room. There was a lime green stuffed chair and there was
a rip in the chair and there was blood all over the back of the
back of the chair. Really okay, And the found out that the person
that used to live there had committed committed suicide. And then they the police
took the bullet out of the chair, you know, that's what they rip
was in the chair. But that was like, I think he was the
ninth person that had been killed in that building. That's crazy. Man would
go there so with with the people's little people there and they just see strange
little well again, we now we picked up some voice messages on the type
of UH recording equipment we had. I saw something in a room that was
like a glowing sheet type of a thing, and I thought it was a
car light. But I went into the room and there was no window for
the car light to get in. And then I was walking through with the
team I was with, and all of a sudden, something was in the
basement. It felt like were somebody under there with like a you know,
a shovel and hitting the floor underneath us and we could feel it. And
then you know, and then at the end, we had one of those
those lights that looked like the type of light that they put up for construction
on the roads at night. It was like the blood and yellow. Yeah.
And we were getting ready to leave, and we were packing up our
equipment because we were doing all kinds of experiments, and the head of the
group he said, if there's anyone here, give us a message because we're
getting ready to leave. And the light switched up one click on the brightness
level. Okay, really yeah, huh, so you're communicating. There's communication,
And it was all kinds of strange things were happening that night. There's
a few things there that are interesting to me. Okay, first of all,
I watched a show about that house today, Is Weep or something like
that? Is that? Okay? That's crazy. That's interesting. That area,
Indiana in particularly, is also known for puck wedgy sightings, really Mound
State Park in particular, but a little stylishly dressed as opposed to the Hakabat
swamp ones. They look a little different there. So the puck wedgies there
blonde hair that they wear in a bowl cut. Oh, they have pointy
ears that stick out of the bowl cut. And they tend to wear blue
smocks. So yeah, a little bit more sophisticated than the ones here.
Yeah, we did pick up things on a all bit. There was a
camera that was there that was more or less a security camera, and we
dig pick up some things that were going on like orbs and whatever going on
in that in that room as well. And there was a ball that was
in the living room on the chair, like a oh you know, a
chill child's ball, a big ball, and it rolled by itself down off
the chair and started rolling around on those blots. Stuff like that would just
like freak me out. I would just ahead of the car, drive to
the nearest spot. Let me just ask this. Well, we're gonna take
it quick break and then when you come back, we'll wrap up the shop.
But I'm going to ask a two guests tonight. I start with Andy.
Okay, Andy, what's the weirdest thing you've ever seen with your own
eyes that just like freaked you out? Oh that's not easy one to answer.
I have been on hundreds of a ghost investigations over the years, so
god Lord, I could probably tell you about my very first experience, maybe
having to be more interesting and well, I was about ten or eleven years
old. It was just briefly where I used to live in Essex. There's
a country park nearby and there's a place called Cold House fought in the middle
of the park. And the fort was built in Victorian and sorry Napoleonic times,
then built up beginning the First Water and then the Second World War,
so it's an army base. But by the seventhies it was completely banded and
closed up and it was surrounded by fences and what have you. But it
was ghaps and it was easy to get into the building. It was quite
dilapidated, and there was a large courtyard in the middle and there was a
group of US kids in there playing football. This is a sunny summer after
nothing strange going on, and I had to look up for a moment and
I saw two men in military uniform walk past, about twenty feet or so
away, clear anything real people, physical people just walked past, and I
didn't think of it the second before that's okay, looked away, looked back
and then we're gone. Well, let's just see it was they were in
military uniform. They had like managing webbing things around there, sort of half
of the legs which discovered his First World War uniforms. There were two men
from the First World War clearing but completely stilent, just walking past. And
the direction of heading was a wall. There was no doors or anything,
and it just disappeared. And that was rather strange. Ye ten years old.
Now it sounds my interested in the paranel will began, but it was.
It was like physical people, like real orderly people. Was nothing like.
That was the middle of the middle of the afternoon. It was just
very strange. A lot of people see like British war planes from the World
War Two flying over the yeah, farmers flying over, and you know,
spitfires and stuff like that. Spitfires. People will see a spitfire fly over
and there's only like eighteen spitfires left or something like that, and everyone knows
what the tail numbers are. This would be a Taal medal from world when
those stories is actually attached to. Col I thought it was the sounds of
airplanes flying over from the Second World War has been heard at night flying over
the well. But they've been heard, certainly. But what is going what's
going on? Well, let me just go to Susie real quick too.
Susan, what's the weirdest thing? I mean, does anything keep you up
at night? Does anything you know affect you so much that you have trouble
sleeping or you can't get it off your mind? Perhaps for cats? Come
on, you have to some particular. He's about the strangest thing I've ever
seen. What is that? His name is Alistair Polly, So it's a
fitting name. That's funny. Are you talking about your cat? Do I
have to cut this out to now? What you know? So we're not
cutting anything else? I can't? You heard her? Yeah? Okay,
so could you Well? What's the second craziest thing you said? Paranormally speaking,
I've never seen anything strange. I used to say I'm paranormal repellent,
but now I like to look at it as some people are meant to remain
ob Yes, and that makes it better about myself. Yes, don't you
think? And that was the question you're going to ask before we took the
break, is do you think we talked about this on the show endlessly?
Do you think certain people are more likely to witness let's say, paranormal events
and put it all in you know, one kind of blender than other people
because I've never seen anything ever, and I've always been interested at least since
I've been a kid, you know what I mean. But I want to
see it, but I think the fact that I want to see it,
I'll never see it, you know what I mean. Kind of it comes
out. You know a lot of the people I know, I've seen UFOs
in close. It comes out of left field, you know what I mean.
It's like, hey, you know when you're not expecting the boom,
you know there's the UFO or whatever. So let me do this. Let's
just take a quick breakdown because we have to do some quick math. He
and the two knuckleheads from the Bust and in your school system. Wow,
so you want to brew coffee or whatever now? But why don't we do
this when we take the breakdown and when we right back. You're listening to
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one, no club but girls. He's here, switchy down there in the
flat Jack, West Virginia, switch Lapjack, West Virginia. You know,
I'm just yes, it's great, okay. Also with us is our favorite
good Witch up there in sideways, and Raven is with us. Raven,
Hi, my friends, thank you for having me okay? And what was
it you would drink in earlier? Was that like a big bottle of brandy
or something? I actually have a blue Moon. This is thanks to L
because he came over to my house the other night and I did not have
any beer that I was willing to share, so he stopped at the gas
station and bought me blue Moon. He stopped at the boy that's L's that's
his bio, isn't it, stopping at the gas station to get blue Moon
showing off in front of the clerk. Anyway, thank you, we appreciate
it. Thank you. Also not to get it out of the way.
But they get away drive a slash ufo mechanic slash. King of the Bees.
Alvin Al though is here, l Hey, Mac, hello everyone,
we're getting out of the wire here man. They had to go stot the
car and warm it up. You know, everyone that al gives us honey
too, they say the same thing. It's the best honey you've ever had,
And it's really it really is. I mean we're not just you know,
shining his apple there. It's very good. No, I've bought like
local honey. Owl's is the best. Yeah, it's just the best.
OL's going to be buying two more hives of bees really in the next few
weeks. Yeah, okay, well so you killed like twenty thousand bees,
you did. They just didn't make the winter. This was such a crazy
winter because it got warm and then it was cold and warm and cold.
I was wondering how Yeah, they didn't. Didn't take OL's fault. No,
it's the weather. How do you know? Yeah? You know I
know these things, Mac. You really the problem is they only have so
much stores to eat during the winter, and if it's warm, they they're
more active and then they eat more and then they wipe out what they've got
for residuals. They candle, why is each other? They eat each other?
No, they don't call that relieve or they just start to death.
You know that sounds good anyway. Okay, we've introduced Switch. We've introduced
now doctor Bob Gross, Doctor Bob, how are you doing? Doctor plays?
Help us? Great? Max? Thank you for inviting me tonight.
It's an exciting show, is it? Though? What's our ekg? What's
the EKG of the show right now? Can you tell us what the ekg?
You should know this EKG of the show? What is it? Are
we flat mined h right at the corner? Wow? And by the way,
who needs one one in Club? Well, you have to have those
guys back, Wow, especially Club, you know Club that just comes out
of the blow there, Switchy, you know a lot of anger, There
a lot of anger underneath that. Right, we're gonna do a You need
to come back to Switch for his breakfast too. After we do. That's
right, we have to introduce it when the ten minutes will be up.
Also joining us his voice at least is classing up the show. Not to
disparage everyone else's voice. But Andy mursa over there across the puddle. Andy,
im indeed not only how'm across the pond? I'm now in tomorrow as
well? Is now when you're really yeah, okay, he's in the future.
Okay, can you tell us who in the sixth race? That?
No, listen, what's the what's the power balls? The powerballtt it's like
a billion thank you? So listen. So how old are you? If
you don't mind me asking, how old are you? Fifty five? Okay?
But you definitely have that voice, man, I mean, you know
from for an American listening to that, there's like two or three kinds of
different English accents. Got the cock and all that stuff in the Liverpool,
you know, you hear that from the Beatles all the time. But you
have a very kind of uh alistair cook type of uh you know, the
relaxing, relaxing. You know that's sophisticated and you don't need close captioning.
You don't well know a lot of British I don't understand the British anymore,
but Indy, I understand you. How's that feel? Well? I'm not
sure which as to cook you're referring to you, perhaps the cricketer. He's
actually from Essex as well as Iron, so we are connected there rather than
Essex. Fami believe we got I don't as to cook you meant, but
whatever I said, I meant. Also with us. She's hanging in there
with us? Is Susie Bestile? Susie? How are you? She's a
researcher on the Bridgewater Triangle we place in Massachusetts. Susie, did you expect
this? You didn't expect this, did you? I mean, how could
I know? You can't? We might make a bumper out of that.
Okay, oh my god, that was so funny that a clip. Anyway,
listen, let's just continue the fun. We only have a few minutes
left. But I'm getting, you know what emails from the from the from
the audience saying that we didn't I switch wa he had for breakfast, and
we've got complaints before they were rushing the segment. So now we'll put it
at the end. It's the punchline switchy. I already know because he sent
me he taunted me with his breakfast today. But I'm going to go switch
because I won las this segment. Sweat you ready? Okay, what did
you have for breakfast this morning? Switching? Well, you know, the
last few weeks I felt like I was letting everybody down. I would have
just like one pancake and some bacon, yes, right at Tutors. So
I thought this time I would, I would, you know, take it
up a few nos. Okay, So I left the South and went to
the great white North, Ohio. You don't want to stay white anymore,
but yesap lists. I went to Bob Evans. I ordered country fried steak
with fraby eggs over hard, two eggs over hard. Yeah, no,
no bread. I said I didn't want the toe store or biscuits, and
they offered me like a waffle or a pancake in place of it. But
I that's that's too much. So yeah, I just just got his tad,
the cuffy fried steak, the uh uh hash browns and the eggs and
hot black coffee cup like a man. Yeah, ketchup with those eggs.
What's that? Ketchup with those eggs? Ketchup, Mac, you're in my
court right, Yes you can't. You can't any eggs, I'll ketch up.
But I realized it's like a New England thing. But it's It's okay,
Steve, You're you're We'll let you pass on this one book. I
understand in some ways, I'm just a little more sophisticated. Is that the
word New York trash? I get it. I meant to mention this before,
but it's but literally I was eating a unsalted saltine with unsweetened apple sauce
on it, and I get this picture from Switchy. You know, which
is a breakfast I could eat? You know, a family at twelve you
know what I mean? Great? Wait, I'm sorry, and an unsalted
saltine. Yes, we're just a cracker, a cracker, right, Yeah,
it's just plain apple sauce. It's a team. Yeah, with your
unsweetened apple sauce. That's what has come to imagined that you dip the cracker
in the apple sauce. You just you're just goin to spear it on there?
You know, what did you do to deserve this? I'm so confused,
but okay, we'll go with it. Okay, all right, listen,
I got a bikini season is coming. I gotta get my who cares?
Oh no, really to hear it? Of course, of moans you're
gonna wear a manki get a bro. We have to stop. I wonder
if anybody's burned or Mansier who bought them? Okay, all right, this
has really gone off track the rails. Let me switch. It's time.
Okay, it's talking of rails, Susie. Let me apologize and thank you
in the same sentence. It's fine and you're welcome. Okay. And if
you have any expensive cats, you better keep them now. Let's keep them
closed. Don't get down there, don't cut down that road again. Let
me Mac is the one that was trying to burglarize. The cat is just
a cover. Susie, Would you join us again? Seriously? You can
tell us now it's fine. You know. I might be a glow and
for punishment, but I would say yes. That took a while aout.
You had to think about that a long time. I was expecting crickets there
for a minute. This is what they sound like. Okay, Susie will
take the compliment as it was going. Thank you. We'll invite you back
soon. Okay, all right, thanks for having me. Would you if
we went down we're not that far from Bridgewater, would you be the toy
guide? Would you lead us through that place? I will definitely get us
lost in the swamp. Really, can we bring a cool? Can we
bring a cool? Yeah? How about golf? Awesome? Why do you
have to walk through it? Could we drive through it? Is there enough
of a path to drive a golf cart through it? There are parts you
could drive through. Okay, walk through it, not drive through it?
No, because then we can pick up like little stones and little twigs to
bring home, collect things we can't go with hiking together, and we'll leave
them. Really, I found you on Instagram, so I'll d M you.
We'll just coordinate this. So leave all the drunk white guys behind.
Okay, we understand. Check a recent High Strangers Factor take pictures Susie was
on talking about the Bridgewater Triangle in depth and puck Wedgies and so forth.
You can check that out. And Susie and I will be doing a High
Strangers Factor show. Actually it will be recording it tomorrow with uh Dean Bertrand,
who is doing a a documentary on the Shaver mystery, among many others,
The Shaven, the guy who talked to the Selene touch. Okay,
hey listen, so Susie, you know you know switch a little bit now
you've got to know him a little bit. Mm hm. The thin is
ego. What do you think is ego? Doesn't the ego get in the
way every once in a while, do you feel it? I think that's
the pot calling the kettle black. I stopped the pot? Is that too
much? Potlin? Wow? This is the bump? Thank you. Susan
and I have great conversations a messenger about all things paranormal and strange. But
Mac, you'll you'll want to know we do talk about our cats occasionally.
See what happened like next time she comes on? If you want us to
tell cat stories, Nobby right? Oh man, what does it always tell?
Oh my god? Does it always happening with the tale, always with
the tail face in the camera. You have to do a whole show on
cat Appreciate it? We really should. Okay, Well, I won't be
here. The cat people outnumber the non cat that's the problem. That's the
big, big problem. Okay, Oh, Mac is going to fire all
of them. That's listens. I just won't be here. You can run
your little show you want. I love you know if you met Lucy you
would love her really? Yeah, because she's young. Mac, you're a
heart with milk. I've got three of them across the streets. That's it,
all right, we're gonna get that even come over and meet them.
Why would I the cats? You? Yeah, thank you, doctor Bob,
Thank you, Bob, Doctor Bob. Save me right. I don't
have to love cats to I. No, no, no, I was
going to ask you. Since Raven is drinking the Blue Moon beer, I
can I tell a real quick story about my experience with Blue Moon. Is
it funny? I think so? Well, go ahead, let's go go
ahead. We need some funny. When I was living on the Navajo Reservation,
I caught something called seedff, christ is pretty difficile, which is a
pretty bad disease. Was it was kind of not clean up there, and
uh so I I had seedff and one of the only things they the doctors
told me that I have to They had had a prescription for yogurt and I
had to drink beer that had a lot of brewers yeast in it. And
they said that Blue Moon had had the most brewers yeast at that time in
a beer. What I was living in New Mexican place called Truther Consequences,
New Mexican. Yeah, shut up. The show yeah. Yeah, yeah,
that's where those murders were. Ye, don't tell anybody. Yeah yeah.
The ladies here know all about the murders. So the ladies here know
all about everything. Okay. Anyhow, I found a biker bar in Truther
Consequences that had Blue Moon beer on tap. Yes, yes, yeah,
So I went there and I usually don't drink that much. Ahead I started
drinking one after another and they ran out. Really yeah, you went?
You went at the time, switched the tequila? Okay, the other short
the police drove me on that the beer. Did you tell them that it
was a prescription? Yeah? Did you try to say you don't understand pizza?
I had a Blue Moon draft? Yeah, right for you, So
I could not eat anything without the clearest, so I ordered something else next
time. Switchy though, really seriously, I drink much of it, but
I like it to be clear, switch switch. Who would eat a mothman
pizza? Anytime? You think that this months on it. The wings are
made out of mushroom. That's just terrible under a light at night. All
right, so listen, did I think about it? Thank you, doctor
Bob, Thank you, switching, thank you, thank you? What Andy?
We really appreciate it. Raven, thank you. We appreciate al,
thank you, thank you. So let me do the plugs right, thank
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They do not have to have that headache over there, you know,
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they're about. They're a great organization, Roight Troops. And we ended every
show by saying, hey, listen, John McCain is not a loser,
Okay, John McCain is a wah hero. You don't make fun of people
like that. You look up to them. So this is Mac for the
entire game is a big game tonight saying and tee Harris next time, be
safe, be happy, and bye bye. Hey Mac maloney fans, this
is Pistol Pete and I'm sitting here with the one and only Mac Maloney.
Hi Mac, Now, Mac, you've got a new book out called how
to Dump a Body at Sea and Not Get Caught that you wrote with our
pal, famous crime novelist Mark Zappula. How did this whole thing come about?
Well, Mac and I have this mutual friend that we go out having
didos with every once in a while, and he had the same twenty stories
he would tell us kind of over and over again, and at some point
I said, you know, we should write these down, and we did
and it turned into a book. It's such a crazy title. How'd you
come up with it. Well, kind of the same thing. We're in
talking to this friend of ours one night and he just said, you don't
how to get rid of a body? See, and I can taught,
And of course we didn't know, and so he told us. And the
secret is in the book that I can say that it involves a lot of
chainling fence and some crabs. Now, Mac, you gave me an advanced
copy of the book, and like I said before, it's one of the
funniest things I've ever read. It reminded me of the Sopranos if the Sopranos
had a laugh track. Thanks pet. But it also gives you instructions on
how to do some pretty shady stuff, stuff not exactly legal. Well,
yeah, the book is about the true life adventures of a druven out the
Linklin, growing up in Boston in the late nineteen eighties, so you get
a lot of the inside stuff, like the best way to steal a car,
best way to burn a car, how to make fake ideas, things
like that. But in one chapter you actually tell people how to turn an
old, broken down Toyota into a new Rolls Royce in five easy steps,
and it actually works. Yeah, I know it sounds crazy. I didn't
believe until I saw the proof, but yes, it actually works. Now
one last question. There's a lot of laughs in the book, but also
a lot of pretty crazy stuff, legal and illegal. Is it really all
true. It's really all true, but on the advice of a publisher,
they've asked us not the same thing beyond that for legal reason. But yes
it is all true. Well thanks Mac. That's how to dump a body
at sea and not get caught, The Al Ferrari story by Mac and crime
writer Mark Zappula. Get it today on Amazon.