Thank god Gail is there. Well, maybe they were there trying to retrieve
that dead cat lying on the rock. What thought there was a dead cat?
Or maybe it was still alive. There were no dead cats. There
were only cute cats in bowls all over the place. My favorite part of
the episode. I give it fifty pots just for that. What is going
on with Ian? That is nuts? This is shutter Island shit. Okay,
Yeah, Hi, Hello, Welcome to another brands banking new episode of
another Blowdeck podcast. My name is Dylan. I'm settled up next to Patrick
Hicky aboard. Granted, although I don't want to be here. I want
to get off this damn boat. Hey, can I ask you something?
Sure? So not much so. It's Patty's birthday today. Everybody wish the
happy birthday? Yeah, and it's my birthday in October, right, so
everybody, we're here to talk about Below Deck. It is I think the
anywhere from eight to ten episode. Yeah, we're halfway through the season somewhere.
This was not a good entry into this season from below This was that
breaking bad episode where the fly gets in the again. They're chasing a fly
around for an hour. But there was a lot of character development and that
one I think. But oh, you didn't feel like you got to know
cheese more in this episode? No, no, no, I felt like
I got to know cheese a little bit. But the problem is I don't
want to right. So I think Ian needs to see an eye doctor.
Well, or I think he needs to go in deep, deep deep he
needs to see a psychiatrist. It's the latter because you know, we've heard
of people going insane and seeing things, but I've never seen I mean,
in a real m night chamberman kind of instance. Reality is being erased in
front of him, and I don't know what's going on with this dude.
Very very interesting fella. But if you want to hear this ad free go
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and you have to say how many you give, and then give general thoughts.
This was the worst episode of the season by far. If this recap
of that that episode is longer than eighteen minutes, I'll be shocked. There
was a lot of boat docking, a lot of leaving the doc. I
don't even the guests weren't even on this show, the charter guests. Really,
this is one of those episodes where it was probably fifteen minutes of material
that could have been grafted on to maybe the next couple days of filming and
then make that an episode. Well, I was gonna say, like,
Okay, so let's say, like you're watching a spooky movie, right,
and you're like, so this Burn Book, Like, let's take the Burn
Book for example. So what's happening this episode is we have kind of a
character study in paranoia, Balkan paranoia, right, So who knows if what
is Ellie writing down? Right, so we're not or what is Cheese writing
down? So Jesus writing down things about laundry. Now our only narrator surrounding
this entire thing is Ellie who is losing her mind and Jesus making her lose
her mind. But also we'll get into Ellie Ellie's losing it. Anyways,
Oh, we don't know what the book actually is yet, and we've spent
an entire episode on building suspense for a thing that does not It could be
a simple explanation. I think it's going to be a simple company they used
to set these things up, like it'd be really confusing, but someone just
saying one simple thing would have maybe the episode not even worth it because there
was a simple explanation for why things were happening, Like if this was a
spooky movie, you'd find this out sooner than we'd be moving on from it.
Right, But no, not below Deck. How many books do you
get it? Well, I was gonna say, I think the problem here
is that blow Deck is getting some accolades. Now, they're finally getting the
respect they quote unquote probably feel they've always deserved. A blow Deck down under
just got nominated for an Emmy, and that doesn't always qualify or mean as
an indicator that the show's quality is is good the Connors when Emmy's are nominated
all the time and no one watches that piece of shit? Yeah no.
I used to work for a drug addict and pedophile who was a news man.
He had an Emmy, So I mean that's they hand him out like
bubble gum bubble guys. Yeah, so guys, come on, quality,
please, come on. You can't just throw shit at us and expect us
to just take it. Yeah, yeah, exactly. Okay, So for
those reasons and now there's zero knots. Okay, I'm gonna give it zero
knots because I can't think of a reason why I wouldn't give it zero knots.
So where do we leave off? Okay? Sure, so remember the
apocalypse is happening. You know. It was like a scene from that movie
would youirod Butler called Greenland, Like the whole world is on fire, you
know. So you're on a boat, so you're gonna try and get the
hell off that dock so the people on the boat can live. Oh he
was on one of those called green Lamb where everything was lighting on fire.
Yeah. Yeah, it was like an apocalyptic movie. I love that genre
of film anyway, that's what it was. We plumb that a little bit,
just because there's not a lot to talk about. Oh sure, you're
a big fan of disaster movie. Not disaster movies apocalyptic movies. Okay,
yeah, there is kind of a difference. Disaster movies are like there could
be an earthquake, like volcano or something. Sure, Dante's peak, those
are pieces shit. What was that one with Bruce Phyllis and now, yeah
that's a piece of shit. Okay, those are disaster movies. I don't
like those. What about The Road. The Road is an example of a
film that I like. It's so depressing and dark, yeah and sad,
Yeah, but it gets your thinking right. People started eating other people to
survive, and I'd argue, if you're at that point, you've lost your
humanity, why even live? Well, you take the rest of the whiskey
and then just die. No, no, no, because you know,
humanity is struggle, right, So if things were dire, I mean,
let's say, you know, it all goes down and you and I are
in this studio, I would hope that I could be marching forward into the
future with somebody who's getting ready to you know, ham down on some thigh
with me, because you know, if push comes to shove, we're gonna
have to ham down on some thigh. Well, we got to keep our
species alive to go on for another day, because at the end of the
day, that's really why we that's the only reason we exist. Yeah,
exactly. So you didn't like San Andreas, No, I hated that.
Okay, arch Nemesis the Rock started that. But anyway, this boat is
trying to leave that damn dog deep impact. I hate that movie. That's
another sad one who would like stand on the beach and just wait for a
wave to roll over you and die. You know, the worst one,
the worst one, volcano. It is the worst one, dude, It's
so bad. Yeah, it's so unbelievably bad. Tommy Lee Jones and the
human missile herself. Hey, yeah, that's right. Alright, Okay,
So the boat's leaving the dock, and Sandy lets us know that leaving this
dock is so dangerous, and the reason being is because there's only six inches
of space on either side of the boat. Now, I saw the drone
footage from above, and I don't want to question Sandy's judgment on exactly how
long an inch is, but if she saw my cock, she'd think it
was eighty feet. Given the system of measurement that she's using, there were
clearly twenty feet on each side of that boat. Yeah yeah, and you
know, and you and I have talked about it before, but the both
of us, I think that's why we became such fast friends and such good
friends is because we both have tiny penises. So a couple of things about
this undocking. It's massy, it's tight. Can I say, one very
bad ass from Sandy. I think this was a bad ass, MANU,
it was bad ass. Okay, okay, okay, can I finish my
list? Yes? Two? Ian and Nathan just stink. Oh no,
no, no, Ian and Joe stinks. They stink. And three this
super yacht is two hundred million dollars super yacht. The park this way is
they're a way for us to throw this man in full blown prison for a
day or two, because this is absolutely ridiculous. I mean ridiculous. It's
like double parking, but with two hundred million dollar cars. It's ridiculous.
Bill Lenn, clearly there was a protocol that allowed them. They have masters
that decide how you're gonna park. I think it's completely out of line,
completely out of line. Well, talk to the people that run the dock
and I'll say this, I'm not impressed at all. What do you go
to captain school for? Ye? Is it just to play candy crush up
on that bridge and wear white capri pants? Yeah yeah, yeah yeah,
and heat free food. Right now, they go to captain school and wear
the fancy hat and all that so that you, in these moments can drive
that goddamn boat out of there with only six inches on each side. Yeah,
bravo, Sandy. So the ashes are dancing on the teak of mystique.
Is that what this boat is called? Mystique? Okay, Nathan feels
bad about Joe being yanked off the bow, and he's doing this thing where
he's he's trying to demonstrate to Gail that he he has a soul, he
has a heart, right, So he's talking about how he feels for Joe,
his buddy, and he then goes on to say that he wants to
be respectful of Gil. The thing one you said and I quote, fuck
that guy literally last episode. Yes, So I mean, I don't know
why you're trying to convince us that you're anything other than a sea rat.
Not only that, Nathan old Patty here, he was a player. Okay,
I know what we were doing. Quite amazing humble brag you just did
there, which is, Hey, I feel bad for Joe, you know,
just because it's implied he's not as good as I am. And I
feel bad because I needed to replace him because I'm better than him. Poor
guy. It's all about it, if you read between the lines, fuck
him, Fuck that guy. Yeah. Also, Dylan, I want to
back up for a second, because a lot to talk about it. Meanwhile,
Bree Cheese has decided to start writing things down. This is where it
all starts, and she claims she's writing this stuff down because she has the
memory of a goldfish. Must be sad being a goldfish are awesome? Hey,
I think I had a roommate in this tank with me yesterday, but
he died? Or did he? What's a roommate? Yeah? Who am
I? You know? There's this incredible book called The Memory Police, and
it's it's a it's kind of a horrifying, uh dystopia wherein some kind of
dark veiled government takes associations away. So you see a river, but you
don't know what it's called. Right, the synapses sliced in half, and
the book demonstrates that, you know, without our own meaning, things disappear,
and for a goldfish to have to live that kind of hell, you
know, but he doesn't even know what hell is, but forgot. But
there's there's a vague sense a phantom known in the back of the goldfish's head,
and every three seconds he's tortured anew. And so people want to talk
about friar and brimstones and stuff like that. But that's why. Hell is
he don't one thing of note here? Uh, I'm glad that she's writing
things down now because she's a complete fuck up. Writing down things is uh
one of the best habits that I ever picked up. Yeah, because I
rarely fuck up or miss something. Hey, you write down, Hey,
buy mom a birthday card today, right, because you know I'd forget if
I didn't. And next saying, you know it's a week later and mom
hasn't gotten her birthday card. And also delete my porn viewing history so the
wife doesn't see it. Done. Has your wife or anybody ever caught your
porn viewing like you left some remnants of a search on there or anything like
that? Uh no, no, no, not really. You know I've
left I've left evidence behind, you know. And it's it's very funny,
you know, when you marry someone and they if she's a cool bitch,
you know, like my wife is, you're ridiculed for it, and it's
a it's a very it's a very kind of it makes you feel very small
when you leave behind evidence and your wife's like, oh, look at you.
Yeah, she gotta turned into Bill Burr at that moment she's like,
oh, look at you, funny talking away. It's yourself. Look at
you. That is so funny you bring that up. This was a number
of years ago. I had a friend, Nicole. She was kind of
good with computers, and I had like a virus or something. So she
shows up and she's working on my computer. I'm just like in the same
room doing something and whatnot. And at some point she turns to me and
she's like, fat Indian women. That's original. And then of course guilt
put on my face. Wow, f iws, holy shit, Now you
gotta be careful. That's stuff. I was in a meeting one time at
a start up when I was younger, and the president of the company gathered
us all around and put his screen on the big screen so we could all
see his notes, and he went to safari and you could see back in
the day when you had the favorites, you know, he just opened something
to look something up, and we could see like two of the six favorites
were porn Hubbins, spank man x, and xxx dot com. So he
got caught. He did get caught. None of us said anything about it.
We just moved on. Of course, that's what you do, right,
good soldiers. So a lot of nothing takes place. Brire he is
running around soiling her pants, and everybody else's well, I don't know when
we're going to fire Chase. Well we got a fire, Cheese. Sandy
Kiney set the precedent. You don't fire someone that stupid because they took the
job as the third student. Now, Sandy, if you're remembering this,
she called Cheese up to her quarters to report that her white pants had now
been dyed brown. And then I think Kerman asked, geez, hey,
you never mixed the colors, do you? And she said, no,
no, that's a lot. Why yeah, because it's like a man,
it's amazing to see cheese. It's really amazing to see cheese because the pants
are brown. Now, so what happened? Poor Asia has to deal with
Ellie and Brie. And this is going to be a very you know,
she's starting to realize that we're getting to a tipping point. I can't I
can't handle this anymore. But she's always looking for silver lining. She's so
positive. She's like, at least Ellie and Brie are not fighting. Enter
Bri into the laundry room, and you know, this always happens. And
we're fans of the Balkan Biscuit. I think she, of course, she's
a nice cow, but the way that she speaks to Brie is absolutely nuts.
It is. Now again, we don't know if the inception of this
hatred, and let's call it what it is, it's pure fucking hatred,
was this Joe thing or if she's getting fatigued and angered by breeze Macavelli and
you know, musings. I don't know what it is, but either way,
it's not really justifiable behavior. I agree, And we still don't understand
what those notes are all about. But I guess sea rats with glasshouses shouldn't
throw stones now. And she's also the Balkan Biscuit is from a place where
you make Barbie dolls out of dead people's clothes, so don't mess with her,
well, not not the whole article of clothing. So you'll see like
a dead person and then a bit of their shirt will be frayed, and
that's really all you need to make kind of like a sarong, you know.
But yeah, no, tough, tough cookie. We're so lucky,
man, We're so lucky. You know, I got a macha today.
Yeah you know. Yeah, I mean you go to the Ukraine right now.
I mean, are not dodging a bomb being dropped near where you're walking?
No, I mean things are really good. Actually, we have to
remind ourselves of that. So the balkeet Biscuit perceives this book of notes to
be a book of ammunition. She thinks that this book is Ellie. Excuse
me, she's taking tabs on Ellie's mistakes. Now, I'm not sure how
Ellie would know this other than mistakes that she knows she made appearing in written
form before her. But I don't know. I just think we've got an
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poor Joe up to the bridge and she lets him steer the boat for a
little while. It's one of those life coaching exercises she does it's straight from
the leadership trade. I mean, it's big teeth, it's big tony,
and it's a lot of energy. Get him in there. And for Joe.
Now, I don't want to be so cynical that I would hope that
Joe would be deprived of this joy. But if you do take a step
back and realize, Joe, that you're a grown man and this woman has
just asked you to come up and steer the ship for a little bit,
you have to recognize it as a trick. Okay, she has to,
and she's I'm really turning on Captain Sandy. Okay, we'll get to it
in a little bit, but she has brought you up here to give you
a reces pieces essentially, Okay, because the boat, the humor of this
boat, the vibe of this boat has to be maintained. And it's not
just Asia and Ian who are doing that. Okay, she is the King
of the Council. And call me a cynic, Dylan, because I hate
to be that, but this could be a little bit more about Sandy than
you. All Right. So we get to Greek food and JOHNO is having
a tough time, so he phones bff Penelope who tells him that Leak's Spanish
good quality fed are going to be necessary for this kind of culinary fair Greek
food except for the you know, thousands of layers of felo is a very
simple, very humble, very delicious kind of food. I just hate in
solving it. Oh did you a Greek joint? What did you get?
Well? They had this like kind of sampler thing. Oh god, it
was so beautiful, all these different types of salads and stuff. Well they
had that, but no, it was what do you call it, like
kind of different hummuses and stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah, delicious dips.
Oh yeah, yeah, dips. But I bet you felt clean after
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you by Greek Food. So we spend another four minutes on dropping anchors and
heaving lines. And this is when Ian has a stroke and I cannot see
two people that are walking up to him to do the job that he's been
asked. Okay, so h they're waiting, Uh Sandy, I'll do like
a reenactment of it because they're waiting for they want to throw the heaving lines
to connect the boat to land. Yeah, okay, here's it out of
Sandy. Hey, and do you have eyes on the people trying to catch
the heavy lines? Captain? We got a problem here. There's no dock.
Uh, you be Sandy. I just told you there's no doc,
no doc. Yeah, what's going on with this guy? It's just Oh,
I'm just looking in front of me and it's just ocean for miles and
miles and miles. Sandy, and you be Sandy, me tell you that
oceans. I think we're right up against the docky, and what's wrong with
this cal I'm actually seeing a dog right now. Actually, but there's no
one here. It's like there's not a soul here. It's like the happening
happened here? Are you sure? Look again? And world class and pro
This is how I really went. Okay, hey, this is Sandy man.
Do you see anybody down there? Ah? Yeah, there's a there's
a guy at at the end of the dock. Actually, there's two of
them. They're looking at me and they're wearing the same uniform. Hey,
guys, guys, we don't have gelatto on the boat. You can get
that in town. I think, are you sure they're not there for us?
Hold on, let me see h They're waving their hands like they want
us throw them something. I'll be the guys. I'll be the guys.
I'll be the guys. It's not gelatto that we're here for, bab.
We don't want gelatto, baby, we want to help with the lines.
Hey, look, we're not like in La like food dispach. I don't
have any food to give you. Get away? Yeah yeah yeah, So
absolutely losing his mind, but thank god Gail is there. Well maybe they
were there trying to retrieve that dead cat lying on the rock. What I
thought there was a dead cat or maybe he was still alive. There were
no dead cats. There were only cute cats in bowls all over the place.
My favorite part of the episode. I give it fifty pots just for
that. What is going on with Ian? That is nuts? This is
shutter Island shit. Okay, yeah, I mean is he gonna make the
is he going to be on the show. At some point, Gail walks
behind him with the heavy lines and she's like, they're right there. Yeah
I don't see him. Oh my god. Yeah, it's like he's on
fucking codine. Poorian, POORI So Asia and Ellie do lunch service. Asha
is wondering if she's kept the girls on two tidal leaves. So she wants
Ellie to have an opportunity to show her stuff, so she needs a break.
Wrong, you were right in your estimation that no, they're just not
ready to do this, And we proceed to see why. Ellie goes up
and talks to Cheese about how to do lunch service. It's cordial at this
point, kind of, But I think Ellie, I think Cheese has already
done numerous lunch services, so I think Cheese knows that she has to go
down and get plates and stuff like that. But I could be wrong.
But Ellie is rather inexperienced. She doesn't know where anything is. She doesn't
know where the horse ridersh is, she doesn't know where the pickle juice is.
And poor Asia is trying to watch YouTube videos of I don't know,
like kangaroos shitting their pants or something like that, something to do with poop,
and she's obsessed with poop. Well, poop's funny for four year olds
because they are interested in how body functions work. She is now thirty four.
Me and Asia have something in common. We both send pic some of
our shit to our loved ones. You do that and she still has sex
with you? Well, no, no, I don't do it to Ceci.
I do it to I do it to other people. Oh okay,
like a college buddy of course. Yeah, yeah yeah, and his wife.
It's white. I think, doctor, it's not like it's not anything.
It's you know. But if there's something odd to it, then I
send it. Because he's a lawyer, of course he needs a laugh.
He's sentencing young men to death. Kind of not though, So Ellie heads
over and begins to fail. So Aisha wakes up hearing all this chatter.
She goes up and recognizes that the table has not been set up, and
we're ten minutes too. Ellie's response is back to Asha have kind of perpetually
been throughout the season. Really tough to hear. She there really is no
admission of any fault. It's just well, she says in I quote,
if we had five more minutes, I feel like we would have put had
it together. I don't think that there's any reality in which that would have
taken place. I mean, there was literally nothing on the table. That's
why I appreciated Cheese's take on it. She completely doesn't have faith and I
them she hold heartily agreed with Kermit, this was going to be a disaster.
Yeah, so cheese has got the right frame of mind here. So
lunch is delicious, massive prawns lamb souvlocki, med salad, peta John.
Yeah, it's like telling a four year old the good job, I'm not
shitting your pants. Yeah, it's supposed to be amazing. Yeah. No,
we really turned a corner here, and no longer do we have the
beetroot powder and the milk steaks. Now we have beautifully garnished massive prawns in
liamb souv loocky. It was an eighty nine pot lunch. Yeah it was.
They didn't really give us a lot of shots of it. So Sandy
talks to Lias. What'd you think of that gold leaf? Bullshit? Hello,
well nineteen we'll get there, okay, Yeah, well get to the
gold leaf. So Sandy and Leah have a conversation. Sandy says, I
wish I looked better. That line in the midst of this love was so
it just I was so ingratiating, Like Sandy is gorgeous. For all the
fun I make of Sandy, she's a very impressive person, such an address,
stupid things that I need to mock. Yeah, she's she's got timeshare
way in the rear view. Yeah. And also that incident on Cameo.
Hey, I think that's right. I'm on pills. Yeah, yeah,
so there was that one time, and we all have those missteps. You
take fourteen forward, you take a couple back. I thought you were going
to say, you take for fourteen percocet and then get on cameo, But
no, you take Hey, you take a couple of steps back and then
you plow forward. And it's exactly sandy. Right. So Joe has a
dream about sucking breeze old school retainer. Their accents are prohibitive and dreams don't
have to make sense. So I really have no clue what they're talking about.
So we get ready for dinner. We need to perform sparkles. Ellie
is hitting on riz. Did we skip the little jaunt through hydro hydra?
Yeah? I think I might have a couple of things to glean here.
They go on quite the tour. Kermit is their tour guide. Hey,
how old are those buildings? They were build some time ago? Yeah?
Oh, look at that statue over there. What's that about. I'm told
it means uh something very important. You know. For ten bucks, they
could have paid for a local to probably show them around town. And I'm
not kidding. Just see me. Come on. That's okay, we'll give
the ship. We're going to be replacing these couches. We're getting those barrel
chairs. That's right, Pat, Yeah, kay? Can you be the
tour gu Let me ask you some more questions? Oh, yes, am
I kermit? Yeah sure, Hey, kurrent it. What's up with the
color scape here? It sounds it looks like they're they're all kind of this
kind of like Pastelli thing. Are you talking about the clothing or the architecture?
All the all the homes had like the same kind of color palette?
Do you know what? Yeah, it's really pretty okay. The cobble the
streets are cobblestone. I mean they look like they're very worn. How how
long have they been here? Very long time? Yeah? Thanks, Kermit.
Do you have any It looks to be quite a robust city we've got
here at Hudra, do you do you know? Very busy? You know,
I heard that that Greece was economically ravaged, but this place seems to
be doing very well. Do you have any update on the economics of the
region. Yeah, I heard they're doing really good. Now, wow,
I learned a lot and shame on me for asking such a long winded and
perverted questions. So we move on to dinner. I Sparkle leave Sparkle night.
Yeah, but before we get there, Ellie says that she's she's a
little Ellie and Asha have a conversation and this is where, you know,
Ellie, we got to call balls and strikes, So let's talk about this.
She lies, she lies, I mean she Ellie looks at Asia,
says I am so checked down of all this druga and then proceeds to talk
only about said drama, in which she accuses Cheese of twisting reality, which
is what she's doing in this conversation, and then says she's pissed up.
Her version of what took place in that laundry room earlier that morning is,
uh is pretty untrue. Yeah, she walked in here and she told me
to get the fuck out of here. You're not gonna believe this. You're
not gonna believe this. This girl walks in, dies the pants, Brown
shoves me up against the wall, and tells me to get out. It's
unbelievable. I'm my good. Actually she kind of takes the stand such as
like I don't believe either of you. Yeah, do like to address the
disco balls on the outside of the pad so filthy, yucky, normy,
I forgot these fuckers were from Myrtle Beach where my mom just moved, and
remind the audience my mom is posting memes about a former first lady having balls.
You're talking about it's Myrtle Beach. Myrtle Beach is a fun place.
Love you, Mom. So dinner is lobster and cauliflower rice. I am
on vacation. I don't want a rice substitute in any way, shape or
form. If you want to eat the rice or you don't want rice at
all. If there needs to be rice, there needs to be rice.
But make it long grain, make it short grain, make it whatever you
need. Have it well cooked, well seasoned, and not cauliflower. Can
I tell you what one of my requests would be, and we will.
Dylan and I will be with our wives on a season of Below Deck.
At some point. My request will be I want something light. I don't
want any heavy dishes. That would be my request. I just you're gonna
have your shirt off all day. I'm gonna be boozing enough. That's where
I want to get all my calories. Yeah, the meals. I don't
want a large steak. I don't need a fucking dead sea bug in front
of me. I don't want potatoes. I don't want like these large piles
of carbs. I would tell I would tell the chef if we were to
ever go on this show, don't don't try to reinvent the wheel here.
Let's have some humble food at night. Just make it clean and make it
good. Okay, well, let's have some chicken thighs and some veggies and
a salad and stuff like that. Because I have no confidence in jaulling it
off. We're not gonna do Japanese night on below deck, Okay, I'm
not gonna. I'm not gonna be here for that. Okay. I don't
want you fresh making possible. I don't want an onion volcano. I don't
want an onion volcano. I don't want homemade ravioli. They're gonna be completely
imbalanced, tooth some not tooths some. It's just gonna be a so let's
just keep it clean, all right. So dessert, I think is a
poached pair with edible gold leaf in some kind of plasma that is spilling all
over the plate. It looks like, you know, it looks like the
excretion of a fucking wound. There's this thing that happens all the time on
his plates where it looks as though there's been a large incision and there's leaking.
They really had a tough time with the poached pair. Maybe they can
get a nurse next to it. And it has one of those little sucker
things like you get at the dentists going yeah, and you sit back and
they like put it in a spot that makes you gag. You're like,
I'm sorry, sorry, I mean, I can't do any dentistry. You
need to do a mold. We can't do that. I can't have that
at my mouth for that long. I'll just start throwing up and cry.
At this point, Dylan, I'm of the way I go through it there,
like, hey, you got a cavity that go pull it. Look
at my teeth, Dylan, what do you mean? I just I have
on both sides of my mouth. I just said, just pull it.
I don't want to spend any time here. I'm so sorry. All right.
We end with sorry, I got to clean myself. That's okay,
yeah, all right. So we end with by the way, we're still
at the dinner table, and this is where Kermit comes over because she's a
real charmer and I don't know what prompted her, but she admits to sending
pictures of her own feces to her boyfriend Scott that Kings leansong when he goes,
oh, she's such a charm you know that one where yeah, yeah,
yeah, that's a great song. Yes, amazing, yeah, amazing,
yeah, Kerrmit, Sorry, not for dinner table talk. Okay.
Yeah. So anyways, we end with Asha trying to get to the bottom.
You know, she reminded me a lot of Morgan Freeman and The Bone
Collector. I love that movie. Is that Angela and Joelie in that one?
That might have been yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah, And Morgan Freeman
was in The Bone Collector and you know they're really trying to get to the
bottom of stuff in that movie. It's a serial kill. Yeah, And
so that's what Asha's doing. And we end with her reading this notebook and
not really knowing heads or tails event. Now, next episode looks like it's
going to be a bit of a banger. We've got Ellie and she's sitting
down with Captain Sandy said, I'll fire both of your asses. Look out
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