1 00:00:00,120 --> 00:00:03,359 Thank god Gail is there. Well, maybe they were there trying to retrieve 2 00:00:03,439 --> 00:00:07,400 that dead cat lying on the rock. What thought there was a dead cat? 3 00:00:07,719 --> 00:00:10,439 Or maybe it was still alive. There were no dead cats. There 4 00:00:10,439 --> 00:00:14,160 were only cute cats in bowls all over the place. My favorite part of 5 00:00:14,160 --> 00:00:16,879 the episode. I give it fifty pots just for that. What is going 6 00:00:16,920 --> 00:00:21,640 on with Ian? That is nuts? This is shutter Island shit. Okay, 7 00:00:21,719 --> 00:00:41,399 Yeah, Hi, Hello, Welcome to another brands banking new episode of 8 00:00:41,399 --> 00:00:44,640 another Blowdeck podcast. My name is Dylan. I'm settled up next to Patrick 9 00:00:44,759 --> 00:00:48,399 Hicky aboard. Granted, although I don't want to be here. I want 10 00:00:48,399 --> 00:00:51,960 to get off this damn boat. Hey, can I ask you something? 11 00:00:52,000 --> 00:01:00,240 Sure? So not much so. It's Patty's birthday today. Everybody wish the 12 00:01:00,359 --> 00:01:07,799 happy birthday? Yeah, and it's my birthday in October, right, so 13 00:01:08,200 --> 00:01:14,040 everybody, we're here to talk about Below Deck. It is I think the 14 00:01:14,799 --> 00:01:19,319 anywhere from eight to ten episode. Yeah, we're halfway through the season somewhere. 15 00:01:22,680 --> 00:01:27,920 This was not a good entry into this season from below This was that 16 00:01:29,000 --> 00:01:33,200 breaking bad episode where the fly gets in the again. They're chasing a fly 17 00:01:33,319 --> 00:01:36,319 around for an hour. But there was a lot of character development and that 18 00:01:36,599 --> 00:01:38,400 one I think. But oh, you didn't feel like you got to know 19 00:01:38,519 --> 00:01:42,400 cheese more in this episode? No, no, no, I felt like 20 00:01:42,439 --> 00:01:46,319 I got to know cheese a little bit. But the problem is I don't 21 00:01:46,359 --> 00:01:51,599 want to right. So I think Ian needs to see an eye doctor. 22 00:01:52,079 --> 00:01:55,959 Well, or I think he needs to go in deep, deep deep he 23 00:01:56,000 --> 00:01:59,599 needs to see a psychiatrist. It's the latter because you know, we've heard 24 00:01:59,599 --> 00:02:05,400 of people going insane and seeing things, but I've never seen I mean, 25 00:02:05,400 --> 00:02:10,520 in a real m night chamberman kind of instance. Reality is being erased in 26 00:02:10,560 --> 00:02:15,560 front of him, and I don't know what's going on with this dude. 27 00:02:15,400 --> 00:02:21,280 Very very interesting fella. But if you want to hear this ad free go 28 00:02:21,400 --> 00:02:25,240 to patreon dot com Slash another podcast network. We'll be talking about some lovely 29 00:02:25,240 --> 00:02:30,840 advertisers later. Join us there. So we have to talk about our pots 30 00:02:31,199 --> 00:02:35,319 and you have to say how many you give, and then give general thoughts. 31 00:02:36,120 --> 00:02:42,439 This was the worst episode of the season by far. If this recap 32 00:02:42,520 --> 00:02:47,919 of that that episode is longer than eighteen minutes, I'll be shocked. There 33 00:02:47,960 --> 00:02:55,520 was a lot of boat docking, a lot of leaving the doc. I 34 00:02:55,560 --> 00:03:00,360 don't even the guests weren't even on this show, the charter guests. Really, 35 00:03:00,840 --> 00:03:06,240 this is one of those episodes where it was probably fifteen minutes of material 36 00:03:06,319 --> 00:03:09,240 that could have been grafted on to maybe the next couple days of filming and 37 00:03:09,240 --> 00:03:12,360 then make that an episode. Well, I was gonna say, like, 38 00:03:12,400 --> 00:03:14,719 Okay, so let's say, like you're watching a spooky movie, right, 39 00:03:15,479 --> 00:03:19,360 and you're like, so this Burn Book, Like, let's take the Burn 40 00:03:19,400 --> 00:03:23,719 Book for example. So what's happening this episode is we have kind of a 41 00:03:23,879 --> 00:03:30,439 character study in paranoia, Balkan paranoia, right, So who knows if what 42 00:03:30,520 --> 00:03:34,919 is Ellie writing down? Right, so we're not or what is Cheese writing 43 00:03:34,960 --> 00:03:39,800 down? So Jesus writing down things about laundry. Now our only narrator surrounding 44 00:03:39,840 --> 00:03:45,360 this entire thing is Ellie who is losing her mind and Jesus making her lose 45 00:03:45,400 --> 00:03:49,479 her mind. But also we'll get into Ellie Ellie's losing it. Anyways, 46 00:03:49,800 --> 00:03:53,719 Oh, we don't know what the book actually is yet, and we've spent 47 00:03:53,759 --> 00:04:00,520 an entire episode on building suspense for a thing that does not It could be 48 00:04:00,520 --> 00:04:03,919 a simple explanation. I think it's going to be a simple company they used 49 00:04:03,919 --> 00:04:08,800 to set these things up, like it'd be really confusing, but someone just 50 00:04:08,840 --> 00:04:13,240 saying one simple thing would have maybe the episode not even worth it because there 51 00:04:13,280 --> 00:04:15,319 was a simple explanation for why things were happening, Like if this was a 52 00:04:15,360 --> 00:04:19,040 spooky movie, you'd find this out sooner than we'd be moving on from it. 53 00:04:19,120 --> 00:04:23,000 Right, But no, not below Deck. How many books do you 54 00:04:23,000 --> 00:04:25,519 get it? Well, I was gonna say, I think the problem here 55 00:04:25,680 --> 00:04:29,079 is that blow Deck is getting some accolades. Now, they're finally getting the 56 00:04:29,120 --> 00:04:32,800 respect they quote unquote probably feel they've always deserved. A blow Deck down under 57 00:04:32,879 --> 00:04:38,240 just got nominated for an Emmy, and that doesn't always qualify or mean as 58 00:04:38,279 --> 00:04:44,079 an indicator that the show's quality is is good the Connors when Emmy's are nominated 59 00:04:44,120 --> 00:04:46,319 all the time and no one watches that piece of shit? Yeah no. 60 00:04:46,439 --> 00:04:53,600 I used to work for a drug addict and pedophile who was a news man. 61 00:04:53,680 --> 00:04:56,639 He had an Emmy, So I mean that's they hand him out like 62 00:04:56,680 --> 00:05:00,720 bubble gum bubble guys. Yeah, so guys, come on, quality, 63 00:05:00,759 --> 00:05:03,120 please, come on. You can't just throw shit at us and expect us 64 00:05:03,160 --> 00:05:06,120 to just take it. Yeah, yeah, exactly. Okay, So for 65 00:05:06,199 --> 00:05:10,480 those reasons and now there's zero knots. Okay, I'm gonna give it zero 66 00:05:10,519 --> 00:05:15,199 knots because I can't think of a reason why I wouldn't give it zero knots. 67 00:05:15,240 --> 00:05:17,680 So where do we leave off? Okay? Sure, so remember the 68 00:05:17,720 --> 00:05:20,480 apocalypse is happening. You know. It was like a scene from that movie 69 00:05:20,680 --> 00:05:25,199 would youirod Butler called Greenland, Like the whole world is on fire, you 70 00:05:25,240 --> 00:05:27,759 know. So you're on a boat, so you're gonna try and get the 71 00:05:27,800 --> 00:05:30,759 hell off that dock so the people on the boat can live. Oh he 72 00:05:30,879 --> 00:05:32,959 was on one of those called green Lamb where everything was lighting on fire. 73 00:05:33,120 --> 00:05:36,199 Yeah. Yeah, it was like an apocalyptic movie. I love that genre 74 00:05:36,279 --> 00:05:41,279 of film anyway, that's what it was. We plumb that a little bit, 75 00:05:42,720 --> 00:05:45,959 just because there's not a lot to talk about. Oh sure, you're 76 00:05:46,600 --> 00:05:50,680 a big fan of disaster movie. Not disaster movies apocalyptic movies. Okay, 77 00:05:50,920 --> 00:05:54,879 yeah, there is kind of a difference. Disaster movies are like there could 78 00:05:54,879 --> 00:05:59,399 be an earthquake, like volcano or something. Sure, Dante's peak, those 79 00:05:59,439 --> 00:06:04,079 are pieces shit. What was that one with Bruce Phyllis and now, yeah 80 00:06:04,120 --> 00:06:06,959 that's a piece of shit. Okay, those are disaster movies. I don't 81 00:06:08,000 --> 00:06:12,800 like those. What about The Road. The Road is an example of a 82 00:06:12,839 --> 00:06:15,279 film that I like. It's so depressing and dark, yeah and sad, 83 00:06:15,360 --> 00:06:18,959 Yeah, but it gets your thinking right. People started eating other people to 84 00:06:19,079 --> 00:06:23,480 survive, and I'd argue, if you're at that point, you've lost your 85 00:06:23,519 --> 00:06:27,319 humanity, why even live? Well, you take the rest of the whiskey 86 00:06:27,319 --> 00:06:30,560 and then just die. No, no, no, because you know, 87 00:06:30,759 --> 00:06:32,720 humanity is struggle, right, So if things were dire, I mean, 88 00:06:33,519 --> 00:06:35,920 let's say, you know, it all goes down and you and I are 89 00:06:35,959 --> 00:06:40,199 in this studio, I would hope that I could be marching forward into the 90 00:06:40,199 --> 00:06:44,240 future with somebody who's getting ready to you know, ham down on some thigh 91 00:06:44,319 --> 00:06:46,639 with me, because you know, if push comes to shove, we're gonna 92 00:06:46,639 --> 00:06:48,759 have to ham down on some thigh. Well, we got to keep our 93 00:06:48,839 --> 00:06:51,879 species alive to go on for another day, because at the end of the 94 00:06:51,920 --> 00:06:55,600 day, that's really why we that's the only reason we exist. Yeah, 95 00:06:55,600 --> 00:06:58,800 exactly. So you didn't like San Andreas, No, I hated that. 96 00:06:59,000 --> 00:07:02,480 Okay, arch Nemesis the Rock started that. But anyway, this boat is 97 00:07:02,519 --> 00:07:06,959 trying to leave that damn dog deep impact. I hate that movie. That's 98 00:07:08,000 --> 00:07:12,319 another sad one who would like stand on the beach and just wait for a 99 00:07:12,360 --> 00:07:14,959 wave to roll over you and die. You know, the worst one, 100 00:07:15,319 --> 00:07:18,120 the worst one, volcano. It is the worst one, dude, It's 101 00:07:18,240 --> 00:07:23,920 so bad. Yeah, it's so unbelievably bad. Tommy Lee Jones and the 102 00:07:24,000 --> 00:07:27,959 human missile herself. Hey, yeah, that's right. Alright, Okay, 103 00:07:28,000 --> 00:07:30,439 So the boat's leaving the dock, and Sandy lets us know that leaving this 104 00:07:30,519 --> 00:07:35,319 dock is so dangerous, and the reason being is because there's only six inches 105 00:07:35,519 --> 00:07:42,439 of space on either side of the boat. Now, I saw the drone 106 00:07:42,480 --> 00:07:46,480 footage from above, and I don't want to question Sandy's judgment on exactly how 107 00:07:46,480 --> 00:07:49,560 long an inch is, but if she saw my cock, she'd think it 108 00:07:49,600 --> 00:07:55,000 was eighty feet. Given the system of measurement that she's using, there were 109 00:07:55,360 --> 00:08:00,079 clearly twenty feet on each side of that boat. Yeah yeah, and you 110 00:08:00,079 --> 00:08:01,600 know, and you and I have talked about it before, but the both 111 00:08:01,639 --> 00:08:05,399 of us, I think that's why we became such fast friends and such good 112 00:08:05,399 --> 00:08:11,240 friends is because we both have tiny penises. So a couple of things about 113 00:08:11,279 --> 00:08:16,439 this undocking. It's massy, it's tight. Can I say, one very 114 00:08:16,480 --> 00:08:20,639 bad ass from Sandy. I think this was a bad ass, MANU, 115 00:08:20,480 --> 00:08:24,519 it was bad ass. Okay, okay, okay, can I finish my 116 00:08:24,639 --> 00:08:31,199 list? Yes? Two? Ian and Nathan just stink. Oh no, 117 00:08:31,199 --> 00:08:35,759 no, no, Ian and Joe stinks. They stink. And three this 118 00:08:35,919 --> 00:08:39,759 super yacht is two hundred million dollars super yacht. The park this way is 119 00:08:41,240 --> 00:08:43,519 they're a way for us to throw this man in full blown prison for a 120 00:08:43,600 --> 00:08:50,200 day or two, because this is absolutely ridiculous. I mean ridiculous. It's 121 00:08:50,240 --> 00:08:52,759 like double parking, but with two hundred million dollar cars. It's ridiculous. 122 00:08:52,879 --> 00:09:00,919 Bill Lenn, clearly there was a protocol that allowed them. They have masters 123 00:09:00,919 --> 00:09:03,840 that decide how you're gonna park. I think it's completely out of line, 124 00:09:05,080 --> 00:09:09,240 completely out of line. Well, talk to the people that run the dock 125 00:09:09,279 --> 00:09:11,320 and I'll say this, I'm not impressed at all. What do you go 126 00:09:11,320 --> 00:09:15,759 to captain school for? Ye? Is it just to play candy crush up 127 00:09:15,759 --> 00:09:18,519 on that bridge and wear white capri pants? Yeah yeah, yeah yeah, 128 00:09:18,559 --> 00:09:22,279 and heat free food. Right now, they go to captain school and wear 129 00:09:22,320 --> 00:09:26,120 the fancy hat and all that so that you, in these moments can drive 130 00:09:26,120 --> 00:09:30,039 that goddamn boat out of there with only six inches on each side. Yeah, 131 00:09:31,399 --> 00:09:35,639 bravo, Sandy. So the ashes are dancing on the teak of mystique. 132 00:09:35,720 --> 00:09:39,000 Is that what this boat is called? Mystique? Okay, Nathan feels 133 00:09:39,039 --> 00:09:41,960 bad about Joe being yanked off the bow, and he's doing this thing where 134 00:09:43,000 --> 00:09:46,159 he's he's trying to demonstrate to Gail that he he has a soul, he 135 00:09:46,200 --> 00:09:50,519 has a heart, right, So he's talking about how he feels for Joe, 136 00:09:50,639 --> 00:09:54,080 his buddy, and he then goes on to say that he wants to 137 00:09:54,120 --> 00:10:01,759 be respectful of Gil. The thing one you said and I quote, fuck 138 00:10:01,879 --> 00:10:07,399 that guy literally last episode. Yes, So I mean, I don't know 139 00:10:07,399 --> 00:10:09,840 why you're trying to convince us that you're anything other than a sea rat. 140 00:10:09,000 --> 00:10:13,840 Not only that, Nathan old Patty here, he was a player. Okay, 141 00:10:13,039 --> 00:10:16,000 I know what we were doing. Quite amazing humble brag you just did 142 00:10:16,039 --> 00:10:20,759 there, which is, Hey, I feel bad for Joe, you know, 143 00:10:20,919 --> 00:10:24,639 just because it's implied he's not as good as I am. And I 144 00:10:24,679 --> 00:10:28,320 feel bad because I needed to replace him because I'm better than him. Poor 145 00:10:28,360 --> 00:10:33,240 guy. It's all about it, if you read between the lines, fuck 146 00:10:33,320 --> 00:10:35,159 him, Fuck that guy. Yeah. Also, Dylan, I want to 147 00:10:35,200 --> 00:10:39,679 back up for a second, because a lot to talk about it. Meanwhile, 148 00:10:39,519 --> 00:10:43,000 Bree Cheese has decided to start writing things down. This is where it 149 00:10:43,000 --> 00:10:46,559 all starts, and she claims she's writing this stuff down because she has the 150 00:10:46,720 --> 00:10:52,559 memory of a goldfish. Must be sad being a goldfish are awesome? Hey, 151 00:10:52,600 --> 00:10:54,799 I think I had a roommate in this tank with me yesterday, but 152 00:10:54,840 --> 00:11:01,919 he died? Or did he? What's a roommate? Yeah? Who am 153 00:11:03,000 --> 00:11:05,559 I? You know? There's this incredible book called The Memory Police, and 154 00:11:05,600 --> 00:11:13,159 it's it's a it's kind of a horrifying, uh dystopia wherein some kind of 155 00:11:13,279 --> 00:11:20,759 dark veiled government takes associations away. So you see a river, but you 156 00:11:20,759 --> 00:11:24,320 don't know what it's called. Right, the synapses sliced in half, and 157 00:11:24,360 --> 00:11:31,919 the book demonstrates that, you know, without our own meaning, things disappear, 158 00:11:33,759 --> 00:11:41,039 and for a goldfish to have to live that kind of hell, you 159 00:11:41,039 --> 00:11:43,480 know, but he doesn't even know what hell is, but forgot. But 160 00:11:43,559 --> 00:11:50,039 there's there's a vague sense a phantom known in the back of the goldfish's head, 161 00:11:50,159 --> 00:11:54,039 and every three seconds he's tortured anew. And so people want to talk 162 00:11:54,039 --> 00:11:58,039 about friar and brimstones and stuff like that. But that's why. Hell is 163 00:11:58,279 --> 00:12:03,679 he don't one thing of note here? Uh, I'm glad that she's writing 164 00:12:03,679 --> 00:12:07,639 things down now because she's a complete fuck up. Writing down things is uh 165 00:12:07,799 --> 00:12:11,039 one of the best habits that I ever picked up. Yeah, because I 166 00:12:11,120 --> 00:12:13,080 rarely fuck up or miss something. Hey, you write down, Hey, 167 00:12:13,080 --> 00:12:16,960 buy mom a birthday card today, right, because you know I'd forget if 168 00:12:16,960 --> 00:12:20,279 I didn't. And next saying, you know it's a week later and mom 169 00:12:20,360 --> 00:12:24,600 hasn't gotten her birthday card. And also delete my porn viewing history so the 170 00:12:24,639 --> 00:12:31,200 wife doesn't see it. Done. Has your wife or anybody ever caught your 171 00:12:31,759 --> 00:12:35,600 porn viewing like you left some remnants of a search on there or anything like 172 00:12:35,639 --> 00:12:41,000 that? Uh no, no, no, not really. You know I've 173 00:12:41,120 --> 00:12:46,600 left I've left evidence behind, you know. And it's it's very funny, 174 00:12:46,720 --> 00:12:54,759 you know, when you marry someone and they if she's a cool bitch, 175 00:12:54,799 --> 00:12:58,240 you know, like my wife is, you're ridiculed for it, and it's 176 00:12:58,240 --> 00:13:03,480 a it's a very it's a very kind of it makes you feel very small 177 00:13:03,559 --> 00:13:07,799 when you leave behind evidence and your wife's like, oh, look at you. 178 00:13:07,840 --> 00:13:11,000 Yeah, she gotta turned into Bill Burr at that moment she's like, 179 00:13:11,080 --> 00:13:16,720 oh, look at you, funny talking away. It's yourself. Look at 180 00:13:16,759 --> 00:13:20,240 you. That is so funny you bring that up. This was a number 181 00:13:20,279 --> 00:13:22,399 of years ago. I had a friend, Nicole. She was kind of 182 00:13:22,840 --> 00:13:26,080 good with computers, and I had like a virus or something. So she 183 00:13:26,159 --> 00:13:30,240 shows up and she's working on my computer. I'm just like in the same 184 00:13:30,279 --> 00:13:33,120 room doing something and whatnot. And at some point she turns to me and 185 00:13:33,159 --> 00:13:46,639 she's like, fat Indian women. That's original. And then of course guilt 186 00:13:48,039 --> 00:13:58,200 put on my face. Wow, f iws, holy shit, Now you 187 00:13:58,200 --> 00:14:01,159 gotta be careful. That's stuff. I was in a meeting one time at 188 00:14:01,159 --> 00:14:03,080 a start up when I was younger, and the president of the company gathered 189 00:14:03,120 --> 00:14:05,960 us all around and put his screen on the big screen so we could all 190 00:14:05,960 --> 00:14:09,559 see his notes, and he went to safari and you could see back in 191 00:14:09,559 --> 00:14:11,759 the day when you had the favorites, you know, he just opened something 192 00:14:11,799 --> 00:14:15,639 to look something up, and we could see like two of the six favorites 193 00:14:15,639 --> 00:14:22,840 were porn Hubbins, spank man x, and xxx dot com. So he 194 00:14:22,919 --> 00:14:26,919 got caught. He did get caught. None of us said anything about it. 195 00:14:26,960 --> 00:14:28,799 We just moved on. Of course, that's what you do, right, 196 00:14:28,879 --> 00:14:31,919 good soldiers. So a lot of nothing takes place. Brire he is 197 00:14:31,960 --> 00:14:35,360 running around soiling her pants, and everybody else's well, I don't know when 198 00:14:35,399 --> 00:14:37,080 we're going to fire Chase. Well we got a fire, Cheese. Sandy 199 00:14:37,120 --> 00:14:41,279 Kiney set the precedent. You don't fire someone that stupid because they took the 200 00:14:41,360 --> 00:14:46,279 job as the third student. Now, Sandy, if you're remembering this, 201 00:14:46,480 --> 00:14:48,559 she called Cheese up to her quarters to report that her white pants had now 202 00:14:48,639 --> 00:14:54,759 been dyed brown. And then I think Kerman asked, geez, hey, 203 00:14:54,799 --> 00:14:58,679 you never mixed the colors, do you? And she said, no, 204 00:14:58,679 --> 00:15:05,960 no, that's a lot. Why yeah, because it's like a man, 205 00:15:05,120 --> 00:15:13,960 it's amazing to see cheese. It's really amazing to see cheese because the pants 206 00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:20,919 are brown. Now, so what happened? Poor Asia has to deal with 207 00:15:22,159 --> 00:15:24,600 Ellie and Brie. And this is going to be a very you know, 208 00:15:26,360 --> 00:15:28,480 she's starting to realize that we're getting to a tipping point. I can't I 209 00:15:28,480 --> 00:15:31,720 can't handle this anymore. But she's always looking for silver lining. She's so 210 00:15:31,840 --> 00:15:35,559 positive. She's like, at least Ellie and Brie are not fighting. Enter 211 00:15:35,759 --> 00:15:39,559 Bri into the laundry room, and you know, this always happens. And 212 00:15:39,799 --> 00:15:43,399 we're fans of the Balkan Biscuit. I think she, of course, she's 213 00:15:43,440 --> 00:15:52,080 a nice cow, but the way that she speaks to Brie is absolutely nuts. 214 00:15:52,720 --> 00:15:58,600 It is. Now again, we don't know if the inception of this 215 00:15:58,679 --> 00:16:00,519 hatred, and let's call it what it is, it's pure fucking hatred, 216 00:16:02,720 --> 00:16:07,919 was this Joe thing or if she's getting fatigued and angered by breeze Macavelli and 217 00:16:08,120 --> 00:16:14,000 you know, musings. I don't know what it is, but either way, 218 00:16:14,039 --> 00:16:18,720 it's not really justifiable behavior. I agree, And we still don't understand 219 00:16:18,720 --> 00:16:22,879 what those notes are all about. But I guess sea rats with glasshouses shouldn't 220 00:16:22,879 --> 00:16:26,919 throw stones now. And she's also the Balkan Biscuit is from a place where 221 00:16:26,919 --> 00:16:30,639 you make Barbie dolls out of dead people's clothes, so don't mess with her, 222 00:16:30,799 --> 00:16:36,919 well, not not the whole article of clothing. So you'll see like 223 00:16:36,960 --> 00:16:38,840 a dead person and then a bit of their shirt will be frayed, and 224 00:16:38,879 --> 00:16:41,840 that's really all you need to make kind of like a sarong, you know. 225 00:16:44,039 --> 00:16:48,279 But yeah, no, tough, tough cookie. We're so lucky, 226 00:16:48,320 --> 00:16:52,240 man, We're so lucky. You know, I got a macha today. 227 00:16:52,440 --> 00:16:57,720 Yeah you know. Yeah, I mean you go to the Ukraine right now. 228 00:16:57,759 --> 00:17:02,759 I mean, are not dodging a bomb being dropped near where you're walking? 229 00:17:03,080 --> 00:17:06,839 No, I mean things are really good. Actually, we have to 230 00:17:06,880 --> 00:17:11,400 remind ourselves of that. So the balkeet Biscuit perceives this book of notes to 231 00:17:11,480 --> 00:17:15,240 be a book of ammunition. She thinks that this book is Ellie. Excuse 232 00:17:15,279 --> 00:17:22,359 me, she's taking tabs on Ellie's mistakes. Now, I'm not sure how 233 00:17:22,440 --> 00:17:32,599 Ellie would know this other than mistakes that she knows she made appearing in written 234 00:17:32,680 --> 00:17:34,559 form before her. But I don't know. I just think we've got an 235 00:17:34,640 --> 00:17:37,839 unreliable narrator. Well we'll see, Cheez. If you are doing this, 236 00:17:37,960 --> 00:17:41,119 shame on you, though, shame on you. Listen, you could go 237 00:17:41,160 --> 00:17:45,079 on vacation wherever you are with Tropical Smoothie confound. Oh yes, I mean 238 00:17:45,359 --> 00:17:48,799 it's just unbelievable. It's oh unbelievable, Yes, you ken, No, 239 00:17:48,880 --> 00:17:52,680 And I think they got a little deal cooking up this week. 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Oh my god, I'm a peanut butter nut. You're 250 00:18:30,640 --> 00:18:41,759 on tropic time. No, we love Tropical Smoothie Cafe and there are Kai 251 00:18:41,880 --> 00:18:51,200 bowls are just second to none. And when you eat one, you feel 252 00:18:51,200 --> 00:18:53,599 like you're at the beach. Yep. So that's cool. Added bonus. 253 00:18:53,599 --> 00:18:57,559 The added bonus there, Pat, You are now speaking five languages because of 254 00:18:57,640 --> 00:19:03,559 Magic Mind. They are as Fall, American, Peruvian, Japanese, Japanese, 255 00:19:03,599 --> 00:19:10,079 and Thai Thai. And does that sound good to you? Huh? 256 00:19:10,160 --> 00:19:14,759 Listening? Do you want your mind to be unlocked like Neo or Bradley Cooper. 257 00:19:14,839 --> 00:19:18,079 That's how it feels. I'm just seeing like numbers and strings, like 258 00:19:18,160 --> 00:19:22,400 flow through my brain state. 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Claim it at magicmind dot com 268 00:20:06,640 --> 00:20:11,240 slash below deck. Use promo code below deck twenty at checkout. Okay, 269 00:20:11,400 --> 00:20:17,160 Patty, yes, okay, I think. At this point, Sandy calls 270 00:20:17,200 --> 00:20:19,440 poor Joe up to the bridge and she lets him steer the boat for a 271 00:20:19,440 --> 00:20:23,480 little while. It's one of those life coaching exercises she does it's straight from 272 00:20:23,640 --> 00:20:30,960 the leadership trade. I mean, it's big teeth, it's big tony, 273 00:20:32,079 --> 00:20:34,359 and it's a lot of energy. Get him in there. And for Joe. 274 00:20:34,440 --> 00:20:37,160 Now, I don't want to be so cynical that I would hope that 275 00:20:37,319 --> 00:20:41,960 Joe would be deprived of this joy. But if you do take a step 276 00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:44,480 back and realize, Joe, that you're a grown man and this woman has 277 00:20:44,599 --> 00:20:47,480 just asked you to come up and steer the ship for a little bit, 278 00:20:49,400 --> 00:20:53,799 you have to recognize it as a trick. Okay, she has to, 279 00:20:55,440 --> 00:20:59,519 and she's I'm really turning on Captain Sandy. Okay, we'll get to it 280 00:20:59,519 --> 00:21:03,480 in a little bit, but she has brought you up here to give you 281 00:21:03,559 --> 00:21:11,440 a reces pieces essentially, Okay, because the boat, the humor of this 282 00:21:11,519 --> 00:21:15,240 boat, the vibe of this boat has to be maintained. And it's not 283 00:21:15,359 --> 00:21:18,279 just Asia and Ian who are doing that. Okay, she is the King 284 00:21:18,319 --> 00:21:22,599 of the Council. And call me a cynic, Dylan, because I hate 285 00:21:22,599 --> 00:21:26,240 to be that, but this could be a little bit more about Sandy than 286 00:21:26,319 --> 00:21:30,720 you. All Right. So we get to Greek food and JOHNO is having 287 00:21:30,759 --> 00:21:34,440 a tough time, so he phones bff Penelope who tells him that Leak's Spanish 288 00:21:34,480 --> 00:21:41,359 good quality fed are going to be necessary for this kind of culinary fair Greek 289 00:21:41,400 --> 00:21:47,720 food except for the you know, thousands of layers of felo is a very 290 00:21:47,720 --> 00:21:51,839 simple, very humble, very delicious kind of food. I just hate in 291 00:21:51,880 --> 00:21:55,279 solving it. Oh did you a Greek joint? What did you get? 292 00:21:56,240 --> 00:21:57,759 Well? They had this like kind of sampler thing. Oh god, it 293 00:21:57,799 --> 00:22:03,200 was so beautiful, all these different types of salads and stuff. Well they 294 00:22:03,240 --> 00:22:04,359 had that, but no, it was what do you call it, like 295 00:22:04,440 --> 00:22:07,519 kind of different hummuses and stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah, delicious dips. 296 00:22:07,799 --> 00:22:11,200 Oh yeah, yeah, dips. But I bet you felt clean after 297 00:22:11,240 --> 00:22:15,759 you and I sure did clean me right out. Today's episode is brought to 298 00:22:15,799 --> 00:22:19,200 you by Greek Food. So we spend another four minutes on dropping anchors and 299 00:22:19,240 --> 00:22:26,000 heaving lines. And this is when Ian has a stroke and I cannot see 300 00:22:26,039 --> 00:22:27,920 two people that are walking up to him to do the job that he's been 301 00:22:27,960 --> 00:22:33,640 asked. Okay, so h they're waiting, Uh Sandy, I'll do like 302 00:22:33,640 --> 00:22:37,079 a reenactment of it because they're waiting for they want to throw the heaving lines 303 00:22:37,119 --> 00:22:41,200 to connect the boat to land. Yeah, okay, here's it out of 304 00:22:41,279 --> 00:22:45,440 Sandy. Hey, and do you have eyes on the people trying to catch 305 00:22:45,480 --> 00:22:49,039 the heavy lines? Captain? We got a problem here. There's no dock. 306 00:22:52,079 --> 00:22:55,279 Uh, you be Sandy. I just told you there's no doc, 307 00:22:55,599 --> 00:22:59,920 no doc. Yeah, what's going on with this guy? It's just Oh, 308 00:23:00,039 --> 00:23:02,680 I'm just looking in front of me and it's just ocean for miles and 309 00:23:02,799 --> 00:23:06,559 miles and miles. Sandy, and you be Sandy, me tell you that 310 00:23:06,799 --> 00:23:08,319 oceans. I think we're right up against the docky, and what's wrong with 311 00:23:08,319 --> 00:23:11,119 this cal I'm actually seeing a dog right now. Actually, but there's no 312 00:23:11,160 --> 00:23:15,599 one here. It's like there's not a soul here. It's like the happening 313 00:23:15,759 --> 00:23:18,559 happened here? Are you sure? Look again? And world class and pro 314 00:23:19,160 --> 00:23:22,920 This is how I really went. Okay, hey, this is Sandy man. 315 00:23:23,240 --> 00:23:26,119 Do you see anybody down there? Ah? Yeah, there's a there's 316 00:23:26,160 --> 00:23:29,200 a guy at at the end of the dock. Actually, there's two of 317 00:23:29,240 --> 00:23:33,960 them. They're looking at me and they're wearing the same uniform. Hey, 318 00:23:33,079 --> 00:23:37,559 guys, guys, we don't have gelatto on the boat. You can get 319 00:23:37,559 --> 00:23:41,880 that in town. I think, are you sure they're not there for us? 320 00:23:42,160 --> 00:23:45,680 Hold on, let me see h They're waving their hands like they want 321 00:23:45,759 --> 00:23:48,319 us throw them something. I'll be the guys. I'll be the guys. 322 00:23:48,319 --> 00:23:52,079 I'll be the guys. It's not gelatto that we're here for, bab. 323 00:23:52,480 --> 00:23:55,839 We don't want gelatto, baby, we want to help with the lines. 324 00:23:55,920 --> 00:24:00,599 Hey, look, we're not like in La like food dispach. I don't 325 00:24:00,599 --> 00:24:03,720 have any food to give you. Get away? Yeah yeah yeah, So 326 00:24:03,000 --> 00:24:07,559 absolutely losing his mind, but thank god Gail is there. Well maybe they 327 00:24:07,559 --> 00:24:11,680 were there trying to retrieve that dead cat lying on the rock. What I 328 00:24:11,799 --> 00:24:15,839 thought there was a dead cat or maybe he was still alive. There were 329 00:24:15,880 --> 00:24:18,839 no dead cats. There were only cute cats in bowls all over the place. 330 00:24:18,880 --> 00:24:22,319 My favorite part of the episode. I give it fifty pots just for 331 00:24:22,359 --> 00:24:26,200 that. What is going on with Ian? That is nuts? This is 332 00:24:26,240 --> 00:24:33,759 shutter Island shit. Okay, yeah, I mean is he gonna make the 333 00:24:33,279 --> 00:24:37,359 is he going to be on the show. At some point, Gail walks 334 00:24:37,400 --> 00:24:41,880 behind him with the heavy lines and she's like, they're right there. Yeah 335 00:24:41,960 --> 00:24:45,160 I don't see him. Oh my god. Yeah, it's like he's on 336 00:24:45,279 --> 00:24:55,160 fucking codine. Poorian, POORI So Asia and Ellie do lunch service. Asha 337 00:24:55,319 --> 00:24:57,519 is wondering if she's kept the girls on two tidal leaves. So she wants 338 00:24:57,519 --> 00:25:00,519 Ellie to have an opportunity to show her stuff, so she needs a break. 339 00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:07,359 Wrong, you were right in your estimation that no, they're just not 340 00:25:07,519 --> 00:25:11,160 ready to do this, And we proceed to see why. Ellie goes up 341 00:25:11,200 --> 00:25:17,240 and talks to Cheese about how to do lunch service. It's cordial at this 342 00:25:17,319 --> 00:25:21,839 point, kind of, But I think Ellie, I think Cheese has already 343 00:25:21,880 --> 00:25:26,319 done numerous lunch services, so I think Cheese knows that she has to go 344 00:25:26,359 --> 00:25:29,640 down and get plates and stuff like that. But I could be wrong. 345 00:25:30,319 --> 00:25:33,279 But Ellie is rather inexperienced. She doesn't know where anything is. She doesn't 346 00:25:33,279 --> 00:25:36,720 know where the horse ridersh is, she doesn't know where the pickle juice is. 347 00:25:36,799 --> 00:25:41,240 And poor Asia is trying to watch YouTube videos of I don't know, 348 00:25:41,319 --> 00:25:44,480 like kangaroos shitting their pants or something like that, something to do with poop, 349 00:25:45,440 --> 00:25:48,519 and she's obsessed with poop. Well, poop's funny for four year olds 350 00:25:48,519 --> 00:25:53,160 because they are interested in how body functions work. She is now thirty four. 351 00:25:55,119 --> 00:26:00,400 Me and Asia have something in common. We both send pic some of 352 00:26:00,440 --> 00:26:03,920 our shit to our loved ones. You do that and she still has sex 353 00:26:03,960 --> 00:26:06,920 with you? Well, no, no, I don't do it to Ceci. 354 00:26:07,200 --> 00:26:10,319 I do it to I do it to other people. Oh okay, 355 00:26:10,519 --> 00:26:15,160 like a college buddy of course. Yeah, yeah yeah, and his wife. 356 00:26:15,279 --> 00:26:18,960 It's white. I think, doctor, it's not like it's not anything. 357 00:26:19,039 --> 00:26:22,559 It's you know. But if there's something odd to it, then I 358 00:26:22,680 --> 00:26:26,799 send it. Because he's a lawyer, of course he needs a laugh. 359 00:26:26,240 --> 00:26:32,720 He's sentencing young men to death. Kind of not though, So Ellie heads 360 00:26:32,720 --> 00:26:37,079 over and begins to fail. So Aisha wakes up hearing all this chatter. 361 00:26:37,440 --> 00:26:41,559 She goes up and recognizes that the table has not been set up, and 362 00:26:41,599 --> 00:26:48,799 we're ten minutes too. Ellie's response is back to Asha have kind of perpetually 363 00:26:48,119 --> 00:26:56,039 been throughout the season. Really tough to hear. She there really is no 364 00:26:56,119 --> 00:26:59,519 admission of any fault. It's just well, she says in I quote, 365 00:26:59,559 --> 00:27:02,279 if we had five more minutes, I feel like we would have put had 366 00:27:02,279 --> 00:27:06,319 it together. I don't think that there's any reality in which that would have 367 00:27:06,359 --> 00:27:08,119 taken place. I mean, there was literally nothing on the table. That's 368 00:27:08,119 --> 00:27:12,240 why I appreciated Cheese's take on it. She completely doesn't have faith and I 369 00:27:12,599 --> 00:27:17,000 them she hold heartily agreed with Kermit, this was going to be a disaster. 370 00:27:17,079 --> 00:27:18,960 Yeah, so cheese has got the right frame of mind here. So 371 00:27:19,519 --> 00:27:23,440 lunch is delicious, massive prawns lamb souvlocki, med salad, peta John. 372 00:27:26,200 --> 00:27:29,559 Yeah, it's like telling a four year old the good job, I'm not 373 00:27:29,640 --> 00:27:33,039 shitting your pants. Yeah, it's supposed to be amazing. Yeah. No, 374 00:27:33,119 --> 00:27:36,279 we really turned a corner here, and no longer do we have the 375 00:27:36,319 --> 00:27:40,960 beetroot powder and the milk steaks. Now we have beautifully garnished massive prawns in 376 00:27:41,079 --> 00:27:44,799 liamb souv loocky. It was an eighty nine pot lunch. Yeah it was. 377 00:27:44,960 --> 00:27:47,400 They didn't really give us a lot of shots of it. So Sandy 378 00:27:47,400 --> 00:27:51,319 talks to Lias. What'd you think of that gold leaf? Bullshit? Hello, 379 00:27:51,559 --> 00:27:53,799 well nineteen we'll get there, okay, Yeah, well get to the 380 00:27:53,799 --> 00:27:59,720 gold leaf. So Sandy and Leah have a conversation. Sandy says, I 381 00:27:59,759 --> 00:28:07,319 wish I looked better. That line in the midst of this love was so 382 00:28:07,839 --> 00:28:15,799 it just I was so ingratiating, Like Sandy is gorgeous. For all the 383 00:28:15,799 --> 00:28:18,799 fun I make of Sandy, she's a very impressive person, such an address, 384 00:28:19,079 --> 00:28:22,920 stupid things that I need to mock. Yeah, she's she's got timeshare 385 00:28:23,279 --> 00:28:27,240 way in the rear view. Yeah. And also that incident on Cameo. 386 00:28:27,599 --> 00:28:33,519 Hey, I think that's right. I'm on pills. Yeah, yeah, 387 00:28:33,559 --> 00:28:37,480 so there was that one time, and we all have those missteps. You 388 00:28:37,519 --> 00:28:41,640 take fourteen forward, you take a couple back. I thought you were going 389 00:28:41,680 --> 00:28:47,359 to say, you take for fourteen percocet and then get on cameo, But 390 00:28:47,480 --> 00:28:51,039 no, you take Hey, you take a couple of steps back and then 391 00:28:51,039 --> 00:28:55,680 you plow forward. And it's exactly sandy. Right. So Joe has a 392 00:28:55,839 --> 00:29:00,519 dream about sucking breeze old school retainer. Their accents are prohibitive and dreams don't 393 00:29:00,519 --> 00:29:03,200 have to make sense. So I really have no clue what they're talking about. 394 00:29:03,599 --> 00:29:07,400 So we get ready for dinner. We need to perform sparkles. Ellie 395 00:29:07,680 --> 00:29:14,039 is hitting on riz. Did we skip the little jaunt through hydro hydra? 396 00:29:14,319 --> 00:29:17,680 Yeah? I think I might have a couple of things to glean here. 397 00:29:18,200 --> 00:29:22,519 They go on quite the tour. Kermit is their tour guide. Hey, 398 00:29:22,960 --> 00:29:27,559 how old are those buildings? They were build some time ago? Yeah? 399 00:29:29,319 --> 00:29:33,839 Oh, look at that statue over there. What's that about. I'm told 400 00:29:33,880 --> 00:29:37,200 it means uh something very important. You know. For ten bucks, they 401 00:29:37,240 --> 00:29:41,160 could have paid for a local to probably show them around town. And I'm 402 00:29:41,160 --> 00:29:45,680 not kidding. Just see me. Come on. That's okay, we'll give 403 00:29:45,759 --> 00:29:48,359 the ship. We're going to be replacing these couches. We're getting those barrel 404 00:29:48,559 --> 00:29:53,200 chairs. That's right, Pat, Yeah, kay? Can you be the 405 00:29:53,240 --> 00:29:56,400 tour gu Let me ask you some more questions? Oh, yes, am 406 00:29:56,400 --> 00:30:02,240 I kermit? Yeah sure, Hey, kurrent it. What's up with the 407 00:30:02,799 --> 00:30:04,839 color scape here? It sounds it looks like they're they're all kind of this 408 00:30:04,960 --> 00:30:11,000 kind of like Pastelli thing. Are you talking about the clothing or the architecture? 409 00:30:11,039 --> 00:30:14,759 All the all the homes had like the same kind of color palette? 410 00:30:14,799 --> 00:30:18,960 Do you know what? Yeah, it's really pretty okay. The cobble the 411 00:30:18,960 --> 00:30:22,039 streets are cobblestone. I mean they look like they're very worn. How how 412 00:30:22,200 --> 00:30:29,519 long have they been here? Very long time? Yeah? Thanks, Kermit. 413 00:30:29,640 --> 00:30:34,200 Do you have any It looks to be quite a robust city we've got 414 00:30:34,240 --> 00:30:40,000 here at Hudra, do you do you know? Very busy? You know, 415 00:30:40,079 --> 00:30:42,400 I heard that that Greece was economically ravaged, but this place seems to 416 00:30:42,400 --> 00:30:45,720 be doing very well. Do you have any update on the economics of the 417 00:30:45,720 --> 00:30:49,440 region. Yeah, I heard they're doing really good. Now, wow, 418 00:30:49,559 --> 00:30:53,039 I learned a lot and shame on me for asking such a long winded and 419 00:30:53,279 --> 00:31:00,160 perverted questions. So we move on to dinner. I Sparkle leave Sparkle night. 420 00:31:00,240 --> 00:31:06,160 Yeah, but before we get there, Ellie says that she's she's a 421 00:31:06,160 --> 00:31:10,200 little Ellie and Asha have a conversation and this is where, you know, 422 00:31:10,319 --> 00:31:14,240 Ellie, we got to call balls and strikes, So let's talk about this. 423 00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:18,759 She lies, she lies, I mean she Ellie looks at Asia, 424 00:31:18,000 --> 00:31:25,880 says I am so checked down of all this druga and then proceeds to talk 425 00:31:26,079 --> 00:31:33,000 only about said drama, in which she accuses Cheese of twisting reality, which 426 00:31:33,039 --> 00:31:37,440 is what she's doing in this conversation, and then says she's pissed up. 427 00:31:37,480 --> 00:31:41,559 Her version of what took place in that laundry room earlier that morning is, 428 00:31:41,880 --> 00:31:48,000 uh is pretty untrue. Yeah, she walked in here and she told me 429 00:31:48,000 --> 00:31:52,000 to get the fuck out of here. You're not gonna believe this. You're 430 00:31:52,039 --> 00:31:56,160 not gonna believe this. This girl walks in, dies the pants, Brown 431 00:31:56,440 --> 00:32:00,559 shoves me up against the wall, and tells me to get out. It's 432 00:32:00,640 --> 00:32:07,000 unbelievable. I'm my good. Actually she kind of takes the stand such as 433 00:32:07,039 --> 00:32:12,720 like I don't believe either of you. Yeah, do like to address the 434 00:32:12,839 --> 00:32:15,559 disco balls on the outside of the pad so filthy, yucky, normy, 435 00:32:15,640 --> 00:32:19,799 I forgot these fuckers were from Myrtle Beach where my mom just moved, and 436 00:32:19,920 --> 00:32:23,559 remind the audience my mom is posting memes about a former first lady having balls. 437 00:32:23,960 --> 00:32:29,039 You're talking about it's Myrtle Beach. Myrtle Beach is a fun place. 438 00:32:29,119 --> 00:32:34,000 Love you, Mom. So dinner is lobster and cauliflower rice. I am 439 00:32:34,000 --> 00:32:39,039 on vacation. I don't want a rice substitute in any way, shape or 440 00:32:39,039 --> 00:32:42,599 form. If you want to eat the rice or you don't want rice at 441 00:32:42,599 --> 00:32:45,440 all. If there needs to be rice, there needs to be rice. 442 00:32:45,480 --> 00:32:47,000 But make it long grain, make it short grain, make it whatever you 443 00:32:47,119 --> 00:32:51,599 need. Have it well cooked, well seasoned, and not cauliflower. Can 444 00:32:51,640 --> 00:32:52,839 I tell you what one of my requests would be, and we will. 445 00:32:52,920 --> 00:32:57,000 Dylan and I will be with our wives on a season of Below Deck. 446 00:32:57,400 --> 00:33:00,559 At some point. My request will be I want something light. I don't 447 00:33:00,559 --> 00:33:05,400 want any heavy dishes. That would be my request. I just you're gonna 448 00:33:05,440 --> 00:33:07,839 have your shirt off all day. I'm gonna be boozing enough. That's where 449 00:33:07,839 --> 00:33:09,759 I want to get all my calories. Yeah, the meals. I don't 450 00:33:09,759 --> 00:33:13,880 want a large steak. I don't need a fucking dead sea bug in front 451 00:33:13,920 --> 00:33:15,880 of me. I don't want potatoes. I don't want like these large piles 452 00:33:15,880 --> 00:33:22,319 of carbs. I would tell I would tell the chef if we were to 453 00:33:22,359 --> 00:33:27,359 ever go on this show, don't don't try to reinvent the wheel here. 454 00:33:27,559 --> 00:33:30,119 Let's have some humble food at night. Just make it clean and make it 455 00:33:30,160 --> 00:33:35,559 good. Okay, well, let's have some chicken thighs and some veggies and 456 00:33:35,599 --> 00:33:39,359 a salad and stuff like that. Because I have no confidence in jaulling it 457 00:33:39,400 --> 00:33:43,920 off. We're not gonna do Japanese night on below deck, Okay, I'm 458 00:33:43,960 --> 00:33:47,079 not gonna. I'm not gonna be here for that. Okay. I don't 459 00:33:47,079 --> 00:33:50,960 want you fresh making possible. I don't want an onion volcano. I don't 460 00:33:50,960 --> 00:33:55,160 want an onion volcano. I don't want homemade ravioli. They're gonna be completely 461 00:33:55,200 --> 00:34:00,799 imbalanced, tooth some not tooths some. It's just gonna be a so let's 462 00:34:00,839 --> 00:34:06,799 just keep it clean, all right. So dessert, I think is a 463 00:34:06,880 --> 00:34:12,960 poached pair with edible gold leaf in some kind of plasma that is spilling all 464 00:34:12,960 --> 00:34:21,239 over the plate. It looks like, you know, it looks like the 465 00:34:21,320 --> 00:34:25,000 excretion of a fucking wound. There's this thing that happens all the time on 466 00:34:25,039 --> 00:34:31,039 his plates where it looks as though there's been a large incision and there's leaking. 467 00:34:34,239 --> 00:34:36,639 They really had a tough time with the poached pair. Maybe they can 468 00:34:36,719 --> 00:34:39,280 get a nurse next to it. And it has one of those little sucker 469 00:34:39,320 --> 00:34:49,159 things like you get at the dentists going yeah, and you sit back and 470 00:34:49,199 --> 00:34:51,480 they like put it in a spot that makes you gag. You're like, 471 00:34:51,920 --> 00:34:54,920 I'm sorry, sorry, I mean, I can't do any dentistry. You 472 00:34:55,320 --> 00:34:59,960 need to do a mold. We can't do that. I can't have that 473 00:35:00,039 --> 00:35:01,760 at my mouth for that long. I'll just start throwing up and cry. 474 00:35:02,519 --> 00:35:07,039 At this point, Dylan, I'm of the way I go through it there, 475 00:35:07,039 --> 00:35:12,400 like, hey, you got a cavity that go pull it. Look 476 00:35:12,440 --> 00:35:15,199 at my teeth, Dylan, what do you mean? I just I have 477 00:35:15,320 --> 00:35:17,239 on both sides of my mouth. I just said, just pull it. 478 00:35:17,280 --> 00:35:37,719 I don't want to spend any time here. I'm so sorry. All right. 479 00:35:42,239 --> 00:35:45,840 We end with sorry, I got to clean myself. That's okay, 480 00:35:45,920 --> 00:35:47,280 yeah, all right. So we end with by the way, we're still 481 00:35:47,280 --> 00:35:51,239 at the dinner table, and this is where Kermit comes over because she's a 482 00:35:51,239 --> 00:35:55,960 real charmer and I don't know what prompted her, but she admits to sending 483 00:35:57,000 --> 00:36:01,679 pictures of her own feces to her boyfriend Scott that Kings leansong when he goes, 484 00:36:02,199 --> 00:36:06,719 oh, she's such a charm you know that one where yeah, yeah, 485 00:36:06,760 --> 00:36:08,519 yeah, that's a great song. Yes, amazing, yeah, amazing, 486 00:36:09,039 --> 00:36:12,840 yeah, Kerrmit, Sorry, not for dinner table talk. Okay. 487 00:36:13,119 --> 00:36:16,559 Yeah. So anyways, we end with Asha trying to get to the bottom. 488 00:36:16,599 --> 00:36:21,880 You know, she reminded me a lot of Morgan Freeman and The Bone 489 00:36:21,880 --> 00:36:24,960 Collector. I love that movie. Is that Angela and Joelie in that one? 490 00:36:25,119 --> 00:36:29,280 That might have been yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah, And Morgan Freeman 491 00:36:29,440 --> 00:36:32,039 was in The Bone Collector and you know they're really trying to get to the 492 00:36:32,039 --> 00:36:35,559 bottom of stuff in that movie. It's a serial kill. Yeah, And 493 00:36:35,840 --> 00:36:39,760 so that's what Asha's doing. And we end with her reading this notebook and 494 00:36:39,840 --> 00:36:44,920 not really knowing heads or tails event. Now, next episode looks like it's 495 00:36:44,920 --> 00:36:47,760 going to be a bit of a banger. We've got Ellie and she's sitting 496 00:36:47,800 --> 00:36:53,960 down with Captain Sandy said, I'll fire both of your asses. Look out 497 00:36:55,400 --> 00:37:00,280 fireworks next week. We and Bravo promise jumping out your joins using five stars 498 00:37:00,320 --> 00:37:05,000 kind words. 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