WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.240 --> 00:00:06.240 You realize, of course you're naked, naked dressed. I don't see any 2 00:00:06.320 --> 00:00:12.240 difference. You ought to sit here. There's a good rust about something against 3 00:00:12.480 --> 00:00:17.160 the naked body. I got something against yours. I about a couple of 4 00:00:17.160 --> 00:00:21.440 deep knee bets, maybe some squat thrust Who's got time for squat thrusts? 5 00:00:21.879 --> 00:00:26.000 All right? How about skipping breakfasts. I'm guessing you're not a half grape 6 00:00:26.000 --> 00:00:29.920 fruit and black coffee act. I like a breakfast, I understand. I 7 00:00:30.079 --> 00:00:33.640 like a good breakfast as long as you don't wind up trapped in a room 8 00:00:33.640 --> 00:00:38.960 in bimboat brawls and pigtails being counseled by Dick Gregory. I'm not ashamed of 9 00:00:39.240 --> 00:00:58.920 my body exactly. That's your problem. You should have been. Welcome to 10 00:00:59.240 --> 00:01:03.560 Talking Soft, the podcast where we discuss everything we know about the show about 11 00:01:03.640 --> 00:01:07.200 nothing. This week, we are here to review a classical episode of Scien 12 00:01:07.239 --> 00:01:10.840 filed from season three. It is the Subway. I'm down, I'm guy. 13 00:01:11.040 --> 00:01:12.040 How are you, sir? I'm feeling very good. I feel like 14 00:01:12.079 --> 00:01:17.640 I took a nice twenty five minute holiday in New York City. It really 15 00:01:17.680 --> 00:01:21.519 just felt like it just felt like you experienced New York question. This episode 16 00:01:21.560 --> 00:01:25.120 doesn't. It's it's just really great. Not a whole lot happens, but 17 00:01:25.159 --> 00:01:27.439 it does. And that's why I love about these episodes where it's it's similar 18 00:01:27.480 --> 00:01:32.519 to the vibe of the Chinese restaurant, things like that in the parking garage, 19 00:01:32.519 --> 00:01:36.319 where it feels like it's all happening in one moment. But I just 20 00:01:36.400 --> 00:01:40.799 I just love the It gives you a real taste of New York, doesn't 21 00:01:40.799 --> 00:01:44.640 it. It's a lot richer in atmosphere than it is in story. The 22 00:01:44.840 --> 00:01:49.040 story, of course, stuff happens, but yeah, you're really just sort 23 00:01:49.079 --> 00:01:52.680 of soaking it all up. Yeah, and the crazy thing, as wacky 24 00:01:52.680 --> 00:01:55.120 as it all seems, you feel like you could see this happening on the 25 00:01:55.159 --> 00:01:59.280 subway in New York if you if you went to the subway, one of 26 00:01:59.319 --> 00:02:04.959 these things would likely happened. At the guy sitting next to you. I 27 00:02:05.079 --> 00:02:10.360 just love that he wakes up, Okay, yeah, but yeah, I 28 00:02:10.400 --> 00:02:14.919 just thought that's well saying not a great lot. A lot of dialogue in 29 00:02:14.919 --> 00:02:17.080 this episode, just sort of like a bunch of moments where you're just sort 30 00:02:17.120 --> 00:02:21.360 of watching stuff going down. But I don't think the dialogue was needed it 31 00:02:21.400 --> 00:02:24.520 was just I felt so real. I don't know, as wacky as it 32 00:02:24.560 --> 00:02:28.400 seemed, just felt real. I really, I really really enjoyed this. 33 00:02:28.879 --> 00:02:31.560 Yeah, and look, there are certainly episodes of Seinfeld where the dialogue is 34 00:02:31.639 --> 00:02:36.599 front and center. You know, you've got memorable exchanges and one liners and 35 00:02:36.639 --> 00:02:39.240 all that kind of business. There's no I don't think there's that many in 36 00:02:39.280 --> 00:02:44.599 this. Yeah, but you're right, it's a lot of physical comedy in 37 00:02:44.639 --> 00:02:49.000 this one, not only from Michael Richards, who was kind of the reigning 38 00:02:49.039 --> 00:02:53.120 heavyweight champion of Seinfeld physical acting. But you know, everyone gets gets a 39 00:02:53.120 --> 00:02:58.719 bit to do, even Jerry. I think when he's falling asleep on that 40 00:02:58.800 --> 00:03:04.560 guy in the subway, you know, it's not classic physical comedy acting, 41 00:03:04.560 --> 00:03:07.879 but it's like even Jerry's having a goal of this. It's good. A 42 00:03:07.919 --> 00:03:13.639 fun episode. Yeah, I think Jerry and Kramer's stories were my favorite. 43 00:03:13.960 --> 00:03:16.360 I think A Lame was probably the most relatable. George had a funny, 44 00:03:16.400 --> 00:03:20.960 a funny spin, but I thought the ending was a little bit much where 45 00:03:20.960 --> 00:03:23.520 he was walking in wearing the blanket. I was like, this feels very 46 00:03:24.039 --> 00:03:30.520 this feels very sick, commy, feels very friends. But overall, I 47 00:03:30.159 --> 00:03:35.439 really enjoyed it. Would you think of the fat shaming? It was a 48 00:03:35.479 --> 00:03:38.000 bit of it. I was like, I'm not sure whether Jerry could say 49 00:03:38.000 --> 00:03:42.800 this on television two and twenty twenty two. Not really, No, I 50 00:03:42.879 --> 00:03:46.439 mean it felt to me like I don't know how much acting is going into 51 00:03:46.439 --> 00:03:49.439 this, Jerry. Yeah, it feels like you don't like fat people. 52 00:03:50.639 --> 00:03:54.439 You seem very vehement against this gentleman shape. Now, admittedly, you'd get 53 00:03:54.439 --> 00:03:58.639 a bit of a surprise if you were writing on the subway and looked up 54 00:03:58.680 --> 00:04:03.599 and yeah, here's a heavy sets behem, not even a behemoth, just 55 00:04:03.680 --> 00:04:09.599 a big guy sitting across from me with no closets. And on top of 56 00:04:09.599 --> 00:04:14.639 that, Harry dude, I mean, it's a always a wonderful combo Big 57 00:04:14.680 --> 00:04:18.759 and Harry. Take it from someone who knows guys. But you're right, 58 00:04:18.839 --> 00:04:24.600 I mean certainly. Yeah, three decades or so down the line, you'd 59 00:04:24.639 --> 00:04:29.120 be listening to Jerry sort of tearing strips off this game. Yeah it's not 60 00:04:29.279 --> 00:04:34.040 cool, man. I mean, to our naked pal's credit, he sort 61 00:04:34.079 --> 00:04:38.319 of takes it with you know, he's not really that affected Bison. No, 62 00:04:38.480 --> 00:04:40.839 it is what it is. That's what I liked about the fact that 63 00:04:40.839 --> 00:04:42.480 he was just like, no, you can say what you want my ain. 64 00:04:42.519 --> 00:04:44.600 Give a shit, I'm happy. You're the one who's judging. You're 65 00:04:44.639 --> 00:04:46.879 the one who's not happy. Clearly, I'm fine with who I am. 66 00:04:46.360 --> 00:04:51.360 That's a very good point. And yeah, it's it's hard to imagine that 67 00:04:51.399 --> 00:04:54.519 they didn't have that in mind when they were writing it. I mean, 68 00:04:54.680 --> 00:04:57.759 yeah, Jerry coming off it's kind of like a jerk and this guy being 69 00:04:57.839 --> 00:05:04.279 very quite quite at ease with it. It's funny. It's almost like the 70 00:05:04.360 --> 00:05:11.120 second or there are two separate incidents involving bigger people in this episode. I 71 00:05:11.120 --> 00:05:13.920 mean when Frame is trying to find a seat and he ends up sort of 72 00:05:13.920 --> 00:05:16.879 squished next to that big guy who just has this very serene, like Buddha 73 00:05:16.959 --> 00:05:20.800 like expression on their face when they're like, you know, they're probably used 74 00:05:20.800 --> 00:05:26.000 to They're probably used to some dipshit trying to go this big taking up dings 75 00:05:26.040 --> 00:05:29.160 like I'm here, I'm taking up space. Get used to it. The 76 00:05:29.199 --> 00:05:31.240 funniest thing was there was the extress couldn't contain their laughter. Did you see 77 00:05:31.279 --> 00:05:33.920 him on the background to start cracking up laughing. We did see one of 78 00:05:34.360 --> 00:05:39.079 some smirks on some faces. Absolutely with Jerry and the fat guy, though, 79 00:05:39.160 --> 00:05:41.480 what I liked about that was it was almost like a tale of never 80 00:05:41.519 --> 00:05:44.639 judged book by its cover, because that first Jerry's just being absolutely pricked to 81 00:05:44.720 --> 00:05:46.879 him, not fat shaming him, saying, you know, you should be 82 00:05:46.920 --> 00:05:49.399 embarrassed you're naked on the subway blah blah blah. Then they become best mates. 83 00:05:50.160 --> 00:05:56.639 Well, I mean it's funny that it's the fat shaming that we're sort 84 00:05:56.680 --> 00:06:00.199 of noticing and that you know, comes to the forefront. I mean, 85 00:06:00.879 --> 00:06:03.360 the thing about Jerry's saying looking at something, he's the naked body I got 86 00:06:03.360 --> 00:06:08.079 sun against yours. You know, that's that's your problem. You should be 87 00:06:08.079 --> 00:06:12.240 a shape or that's he's going for them. One of the things like why 88 00:06:12.319 --> 00:06:15.360 is this guy taking off his clothes on a subway track. It's kind of 89 00:06:15.399 --> 00:06:19.759 strange. It's a little strange, and again maybe that's the point, but 90 00:06:20.399 --> 00:06:24.680 um, yeah, I think it's funny that, you know, Jerry's just 91 00:06:25.000 --> 00:06:27.680 you know, going with the fat gags. One's been like, why's take 92 00:06:27.680 --> 00:06:30.240 your clothes off? What's going on here? It's going on in your life? 93 00:06:30.439 --> 00:06:32.199 So as naked man been in anything else? He's played by a man 94 00:06:32.240 --> 00:06:36.439 called Ernie Sabella Lame ring a bell to you. Um. He's been on 95 00:06:36.480 --> 00:06:42.000 a few sitcoms. He's one of these guys who's just fundy. He is 96 00:06:42.040 --> 00:06:46.000 known for his role as Pumba in the liking franchise Good Worked. He's the 97 00:06:46.079 --> 00:06:49.519 voice of Pumba, Get the fuck out, no way and hang on, 98 00:06:49.560 --> 00:06:53.759 hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on, voice of Pumba. 99 00:06:53.800 --> 00:06:57.519 You can't be in four Let's have a look. Well, I'll be 100 00:06:57.839 --> 00:07:00.480 fucked. He is. He is the voice of Pumba. There you go. 101 00:07:00.879 --> 00:07:03.839 Yeah, that is crazy. That's crazy, right, It's a little 102 00:07:03.839 --> 00:07:08.279 crazy. I was just like, who is this guy? This fact? 103 00:07:08.519 --> 00:07:11.000 You know what's he known for being the fat guy on the Subway of the 104 00:07:11.079 --> 00:07:13.600 voice of Pumba. I mean to a generate, my generation, that's a 105 00:07:13.600 --> 00:07:16.399 big deal. He's a voice of fucking Pumba. He's also on Perfect Strangers 106 00:07:16.600 --> 00:07:21.399 with cousin Belkie. Was he a k And also apparently he played Leon Carosi 107 00:07:21.560 --> 00:07:28.480 in Saved by the Bell. Yeah, who's had a career. Yeah. 108 00:07:28.519 --> 00:07:30.399 Known for his role in the Broadway Theater of Guys and Dolls, Curtains and 109 00:07:30.439 --> 00:07:34.839 Man of La Mancha. Okay, so yeah, and a working New York 110 00:07:34.879 --> 00:07:41.079 actor who you know, every once in a while it's like audition for this 111 00:07:41.160 --> 00:07:43.759 Disney movie. You know, Yeah, my turn into something and it turns 112 00:07:43.759 --> 00:07:46.879 in the Lion King. That's awesome. I'm happy for this dude now. 113 00:07:46.920 --> 00:07:50.480 That makes me happy. But yeah, so yeah. And also Barbara Stock. 114 00:07:50.480 --> 00:07:54.240 I thought she did a great job as the scam woman. Also very 115 00:07:54.240 --> 00:07:56.319 good. Yeah, it's She's what I was thinking about as well. When 116 00:07:56.319 --> 00:07:59.600 I was thinking about, you know, just actors who you know that are 117 00:07:59.720 --> 00:08:03.600 never stars, but they sort of work consistently. I looked up Barbara Stock, 118 00:08:03.720 --> 00:08:05.800 you know, after this episode. She's really good. And you know, 119 00:08:05.879 --> 00:08:11.680 she was on Dighties TV. Yeah, she was on Dallas. She 120 00:08:11.759 --> 00:08:13.319 was on Spencer for Hire, which I used to watch as a kid, 121 00:08:13.360 --> 00:08:18.920 thinking, oh growing up, you know, Private Detective Adventures, Fantastic Fantasy 122 00:08:18.000 --> 00:08:22.279 Island. She was on Remington Steel, the at on My Riding. Yeah, 123 00:08:22.319 --> 00:08:26.920 a real just collection of all your eighties favorites, you know, just 124 00:08:26.959 --> 00:08:31.879 popping up. And you know it's like Rick Dalton from Once upon a Time 125 00:08:31.879 --> 00:08:33.759 in a Hole. It was like, yeah, well I got an FBI 126 00:08:33.879 --> 00:08:37.840 and next week I'm on I'm Answer and Cell it's like, and you know 127 00:08:37.919 --> 00:08:43.080 she I think she quit acting in the early two thousands and opened her own 128 00:08:43.080 --> 00:08:46.480 interior design business. According to her friends at Wikipedia, who would not lie 129 00:08:46.519 --> 00:08:52.159 to us, Barbara stock Interiors is still open as of twenty twenty. Hopefully 130 00:08:52.240 --> 00:08:54.240 she made it through the pandemic. Yes, hopefully so. Yeah, well, 131 00:08:54.279 --> 00:08:56.440 but she did a good job in this episode. I mean, of 132 00:08:56.480 --> 00:09:01.440 course you would, you would get off the train. Yes, he certainly 133 00:09:01.440 --> 00:09:03.639 would you off the train. Yeah. I cannot blame George for what he 134 00:09:03.679 --> 00:09:05.960 did here. What I'd love about this Actually, let's get into my favorite 135 00:09:05.960 --> 00:09:07.960 moment. Let's get to my favorite because I was going to get into it. 136 00:09:09.120 --> 00:09:13.840 That is all right. So one of my favorite moments from this episode 137 00:09:13.879 --> 00:09:18.679 was George's inability to not tell a bullshit life story. Like once he starts 138 00:09:18.759 --> 00:09:20.320 going, he just keeps going, Like talking about his dad being in the 139 00:09:20.320 --> 00:09:22.399 stock market. It's like you could just say, oh, dad was in 140 00:09:22.440 --> 00:09:26.519 the stocks, but he just keeps going and going and adding and adding and 141 00:09:26.559 --> 00:09:28.399 adding and adding and adding on. Like it's just the epitome of George. 142 00:09:28.440 --> 00:09:31.080 Once he starts, once the ball starts wrong, he can't stop. It's 143 00:09:31.200 --> 00:09:35.559 so great. I'm not an authority on Death of a Salesman the play there 144 00:09:35.559 --> 00:09:39.919 they talk about a bit in this and you know Jerry referring to him as 145 00:09:39.919 --> 00:09:41.480 Biff, which is, you know, a bit of a bit of a 146 00:09:41.559 --> 00:09:43.799 rag. Also, I mentioned in our recent episode of Google Guy Pan on 147 00:09:43.840 --> 00:09:52.600 The Simpsons there we go correct. But yeah, it's almost like George is 148 00:09:52.879 --> 00:09:56.240 using the story of Biff and his father Willie Lohman, who was the salesman 149 00:09:56.279 --> 00:10:00.120 and Death of a Salesman, and it's like, oh, yeah, just 150 00:10:00.120 --> 00:10:01.799 got to him. Oh they crushed him metaphorically and all this kind of stuff, 151 00:10:01.799 --> 00:10:07.080 and oh, I think you're borrowing from Death of a Salesman, you 152 00:10:07.120 --> 00:10:09.480 know, to fill in your own sort of blanks here, George. It's 153 00:10:09.559 --> 00:10:13.799 nice work on the part of this episode of Seinfeld. Yeah, it's just 154 00:10:13.919 --> 00:10:16.879 very very great. I also really enjoyed, in particular just the acting physical 155 00:10:16.919 --> 00:10:20.440 acting of Michael Richard Tween Kramer is watching the race, just the hitting the 156 00:10:20.440 --> 00:10:24.639 paper from the table, like just fuck. That gets used all the time 157 00:10:24.679 --> 00:10:28.879 with his Melbourne Cup day for people sports betting all always just take that clip 158 00:10:28.879 --> 00:10:31.320 and show you know, every punch right now kind of thing. But I 159 00:10:31.399 --> 00:10:35.440 just thought that moment there the array of emotions. He goes through watching this 160 00:10:35.600 --> 00:10:41.000 race from like the epitome of happiness and sadness and then it's happiness again, 161 00:10:41.080 --> 00:10:43.600 and it's just I just think it's so great. Have you ever taken a 162 00:10:43.639 --> 00:10:48.960 punch on something A race, a football game? If you? Yeah, 163 00:10:48.559 --> 00:10:54.840 I better on a few races back in the day, and the elation of 164 00:10:54.840 --> 00:11:01.960 winning is something else. Oh yeah, but I mean gather responsibly natural. 165 00:11:01.960 --> 00:11:05.399 I don't gamble anymore. I'm last my gamblet. I think it was the 166 00:11:05.440 --> 00:11:09.159 two thousand and eleven Gelong Premiership game. I think it was the last actually 167 00:11:09.200 --> 00:11:11.399 put money on a game. But I um, yeah, I just particularly 168 00:11:11.480 --> 00:11:16.039 just loved that clip. I just the way he slapped that fucking paper on 169 00:11:16.120 --> 00:11:18.919 the table. It was just like it just starts like he's just hitting it, 170 00:11:18.000 --> 00:11:20.639 but then he Yeah, it sort of evolves into him actually being the 171 00:11:20.759 --> 00:11:24.840 jockey. It's like what happens when you're like you're bowling or something. You 172 00:11:24.879 --> 00:11:28.879 sort of like move your bodies if you're like moving the ball of playing pinball 173 00:11:28.960 --> 00:11:33.120 or something whatever. Like we're playing a video, you should playing a racing 174 00:11:33.120 --> 00:11:35.519 game. You turn the control or like you're steering it. Yeah, you'd 175 00:11:35.679 --> 00:11:41.240 get captivated. I just really liked it. Would you enjoy Oh yeah, 176 00:11:41.279 --> 00:11:43.480 we talked about it before, But the evolution of that relationship between Jerry and 177 00:11:43.480 --> 00:11:46.759 the naked man on the subway, it starts off a bit not antagonistic, 178 00:11:46.799 --> 00:11:50.840 well antagonistic on Jerry's part certainly, but yeah, by the end and it's 179 00:11:50.840 --> 00:11:52.720 like, all right, get off, we're going to go to Coney Island 180 00:11:52.720 --> 00:11:56.720 together, you know, get a hot dog and you ride the cyclone. 181 00:11:56.759 --> 00:11:58.440 And I love that when he goes, you know, we're ride the cyclone 182 00:11:58.399 --> 00:12:01.480 and get a hot dog. Nathan's I'm like, it just sounds like a 183 00:12:01.519 --> 00:12:03.919 fun day out, doesn't it. It does, doesn't it? So I 184 00:12:05.600 --> 00:12:09.039 very much enjoyed that, And I think my favorite part of the episode was 185 00:12:09.039 --> 00:12:13.440 actually Elaine's desperation when she's yeah, first of all, the train has stalled 186 00:12:13.559 --> 00:12:18.240 or it stopped or whatever, you know, she's getting. I think a 187 00:12:18.240 --> 00:12:20.679 lot of people have been in that situation where you know, oh, you're 188 00:12:20.720 --> 00:12:24.320 in a long queue, or you're in a tight space and just or you're 189 00:12:24.320 --> 00:12:28.720 a traffic jam or something. It's like, why the man, why is 190 00:12:28.759 --> 00:12:33.120 this happening? Yeah, when when it's traffic, it's like everyone else's faults. 191 00:12:33.120 --> 00:12:35.279 I mean you're part of the problem. You're also in the traffic. 192 00:12:35.799 --> 00:12:43.679 Yeah, but you can't help projecting like three kilometers down the roads like some 193 00:12:43.799 --> 00:12:46.720 what are you doing? Yeah, some digger didn't take care of their car. 194 00:12:46.120 --> 00:12:50.360 Don't let that person in? What are you doing? That's a lot 195 00:12:50.360 --> 00:12:54.919 of that. Why are you letting the mad? Yeah? So it'd be 196 00:12:54.080 --> 00:12:58.600 nice the time for nice fuck courtesy. Having said that, I mean, 197 00:12:58.639 --> 00:13:03.399 are you are you someone who will let someone like emerge? We let it, 198 00:13:03.440 --> 00:13:07.879 We let one person in and then not another if it's absolute chaos, 199 00:13:09.279 --> 00:13:11.120 right, and if I haven't had to wait for too long, I'll always 200 00:13:11.200 --> 00:13:15.000 let someone in because it just makes sense to keep the traffic flowing. Right. 201 00:13:15.080 --> 00:13:16.960 Yeah, but it's only one person. You know, there's like maybe 202 00:13:18.039 --> 00:13:20.480 four or five cars banged ub is like, I'm letting one of you win 203 00:13:20.639 --> 00:13:22.720 one? Yeah, the person behind me, they can let one in. 204 00:13:22.879 --> 00:13:26.519 And once that car starts making their way and you start cripping forward, is 205 00:13:26.519 --> 00:13:28.279 they say, motherfucker behind that car. Don't you think you're getting at either? 206 00:13:28.399 --> 00:13:33.360 Yeah? Yeah? Yeah, they get in and you're right on their 207 00:13:33.440 --> 00:13:37.639 day, was it? Yeah? You're going nowhere? Buddy? Yeah? 208 00:13:37.639 --> 00:13:43.840 So I think I think our lovely lady JLD really expressed that desperation. Well, 209 00:13:43.879 --> 00:13:46.879 you know, just think about people in concentration camp, think about being 210 00:13:46.879 --> 00:13:50.080 a hostage, you know, and just getting more and more and more and 211 00:13:50.120 --> 00:13:54.120 more, just infuriating. I love that. I thought it was really funny. 212 00:13:54.120 --> 00:13:56.759 It was very good. Could you spell that? Please? 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My first 241 00:15:48.279 --> 00:15:52.240 question is which ticket is Cramer going to fight? I'm going to fight that 242 00:15:52.240 --> 00:15:54.480 one. He says, no doors, no doors, and it's guy. 243 00:15:56.639 --> 00:16:02.879 According to George on the stock pages, IBM is what, oh, a 244 00:16:02.960 --> 00:16:07.360 lot? I don't know, very vague. IBM is up a quarter? 245 00:16:07.559 --> 00:16:11.519 A quarter? Okay, I know nothing about stocks. I know absolutely nothing, 246 00:16:12.399 --> 00:16:15.639 nor do I I'm starting to think I should learn a little. Apparently. 247 00:16:15.679 --> 00:16:19.120 What you do is you just throw a couple of bucks at an index 248 00:16:19.200 --> 00:16:26.279 fund, which is um sort of. It spreads your money across a variety 249 00:16:26.519 --> 00:16:29.799 of stocks. So would you say a couple of mini couple of thousand, 250 00:16:29.879 --> 00:16:33.240 right, well, maybe a couple of hundred to begin, yes, or 251 00:16:33.240 --> 00:16:37.279 even fifty. My next question is, Kramer, here's about a horse winning 252 00:16:37.559 --> 00:16:44.360 and what were the odds? Oh? I am saying, oh, thirty 253 00:16:44.399 --> 00:16:48.039 to one, Well done, very good. By the way. While we're 254 00:16:48.039 --> 00:16:51.000 on that, who is the what is the name of the ups guy with 255 00:16:51.000 --> 00:16:53.519 the horse tips. Oh, good question. I have no idea. What 256 00:16:53.559 --> 00:16:57.720 was it? There's Lance Lance. It seems a kind of guy that'll be 257 00:16:57.720 --> 00:17:03.160 hanging out at the tab Lance. My next question is the woman is staying 258 00:17:03.319 --> 00:17:08.359 where? It's the Hotel Edison? Correct? Hotel Edison? All right, 259 00:17:10.119 --> 00:17:14.319 I have one last question for you hit me. George's suit cost how much? 260 00:17:14.359 --> 00:17:17.559 And where did he get it? I don't know where he got it 261 00:17:17.599 --> 00:17:21.920 from, but was it worth four hundred three? Was worth three hundred fifty 262 00:17:21.920 --> 00:17:23.599 bucks? Three fifty? Damn it in between? And he got it at 263 00:17:23.599 --> 00:17:26.680 mol Ginsburg. There you go. My finally question is what's the name of 264 00:17:26.720 --> 00:17:30.039 the horse that he puts the money on? Oh? Is it pepper Jack? 265 00:17:30.400 --> 00:17:36.559 Pepper Nick paper Nick? Yes? All right, that is trivia for 266 00:17:36.839 --> 00:17:40.440 the Subway. We'll be right back guys after this short break without in depth 267 00:17:40.519 --> 00:17:44.720 review of the Subway. Yeah. 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The original air date of The 285 00:18:53.559 --> 00:18:57.480 Subway was January eighth, nineteen ninety two, so this was the first episode 286 00:18:57.680 --> 00:19:02.519 of sinfol to ever air in nineteen ninety two. It was written by Larry 287 00:19:02.599 --> 00:19:10.000 Charles and directed by Tom charonans Is. The episode kicks off with some stand 288 00:19:10.079 --> 00:19:14.240 up discussing bumper cars. When I was a kid that my favorite ride was 289 00:19:14.279 --> 00:19:17.920 the bumper car ride. Remember that ride go around in a circle. There 290 00:19:18.000 --> 00:19:19.359 was always one kid on the bumper cars that could not do it. You 291 00:19:19.359 --> 00:19:23.279 remember this kid. As soon as the ride gets started, he'd be like 292 00:19:23.319 --> 00:19:33.000 stuck in a pack of empty cars. Just excuse me, excuse me, 293 00:19:33.039 --> 00:19:41.519 it won't go Come on, it's almost over. He always ends up with 294 00:19:41.559 --> 00:19:44.559 the attendant hanging off that big pole helping him steer it. You know, 295 00:19:48.720 --> 00:19:53.839 stop cryingside that other one, other really bad car, the helpless father and 296 00:19:53.920 --> 00:19:57.640 son team. There's another car just not going anywhere. They're never organized. 297 00:19:57.960 --> 00:20:02.200 Who's on the wheel? Who was pressing out of the gas? Just oh 298 00:20:02.279 --> 00:20:06.599 so during the way, I guess the tieing here is the fact that go 299 00:20:06.680 --> 00:20:10.079 to Coney Island. But I did like the stand up here because it's so 300 00:20:10.079 --> 00:20:12.079 true, like it's actually on point. There's always that one kid that doesn't 301 00:20:12.079 --> 00:20:14.839 know how to do it, and the guy it's like helping me, and 302 00:20:14.880 --> 00:20:17.599 the way like does the he's hanging on to the side and steering the wheel. 303 00:20:17.640 --> 00:20:18.759 The other hand, it happens every time. I was that white kid 304 00:20:18.839 --> 00:20:22.319 doesn't figure it out, and then there's the helpless father and his son. 305 00:20:22.480 --> 00:20:25.599 They're never organized. I don't know who's putting the pedal down. I just 306 00:20:25.640 --> 00:20:27.960 thought this was great. When do you think you grow out of bumpers and 307 00:20:29.039 --> 00:20:33.640 dodging cars when you're old enough to go on the Ali Barber? I think 308 00:20:34.079 --> 00:20:37.920 you usually run twelve or thirteen, aren't you when you're I would say probably 309 00:20:38.000 --> 00:20:41.640 like eight to ten. I feel like, oh, what a late bloomer 310 00:20:41.720 --> 00:20:45.599 I was. I don't know. It just feels like, well, it 311 00:20:45.640 --> 00:20:48.680 gets to a point now where your parents are like, all right, we 312 00:20:48.720 --> 00:20:51.480 have this much money to spend on rides, and you go, I do 313 00:20:51.680 --> 00:20:53.640 like the Dodgings, but I want to have money for like the Zipper, 314 00:20:55.000 --> 00:20:57.000 you know. Yeah, he started to feel a bit more brave, and 315 00:20:57.039 --> 00:21:00.880 you're like, I think I'm going to go on the mad Man. I'm 316 00:21:00.920 --> 00:21:04.880 gonna take on the chartchar But because the Long Show was unrecently and we didn't 317 00:21:04.920 --> 00:21:07.640 go because we're unwell on the weather was ship anyway, but we didn't take 318 00:21:07.680 --> 00:21:11.359 Elliott next year. But look at these rides and I'm like, I never 319 00:21:11.519 --> 00:21:15.720 okay, with my son going on these rides, they'll put up like yesterday 320 00:21:15.799 --> 00:21:19.279 by these fucking hillbillies, Like are they safe? I think you can trust 321 00:21:19.279 --> 00:21:26.400 a Carney, can you someone like? Didn't a child like die like just 322 00:21:26.440 --> 00:21:30.400 a couple of years ago at the Adelaide show or something? Oh maybe? 323 00:21:30.720 --> 00:21:34.640 I mean there was a story recently about the woman who my phone fell under 324 00:21:34.680 --> 00:21:41.200 the fault? That was her fault? Do you not say the roller coaster 325 00:21:41.200 --> 00:21:42.400 thing coming? Wasn't there a right? Yeah? Operating? She's like, 326 00:21:42.400 --> 00:21:45.759 I'm just going to climb this fancy and go into the ride whilst operating. 327 00:21:45.839 --> 00:21:49.519 Is that right? Get my phone? New? No, don't do that. 328 00:21:49.559 --> 00:21:53.519 Phone's long gone. Apparently she got all messed up. I'm sorry, 329 00:21:53.640 --> 00:21:59.920 that's probably ok. Yeah, it's probably my cool frist to piece. No, 330 00:22:00.039 --> 00:22:03.000 but that's that's not the Carni's faults. As I was putting down Carney's 331 00:22:03.519 --> 00:22:08.839 yes, and I'm pro Carney. This is a I've got a career waiting 332 00:22:08.839 --> 00:22:12.440 for me as a Carney. If someone said to you gap year as a 333 00:22:12.480 --> 00:22:15.480 Carney, would you do it? Absolutely? I would? If it paid, 334 00:22:15.519 --> 00:22:18.480 all right, you do it, even if it didn't play that well. 335 00:22:19.279 --> 00:22:27.799 Could be fantastic. You're traveling around regional Australia. Yeah, you're probably 336 00:22:27.839 --> 00:22:30.359 doing hard work, but you know you crack a v B at the end 337 00:22:30.359 --> 00:22:34.240 of the night. Yeah, good stuff, but good stuff. But the 338 00:22:34.240 --> 00:22:37.640 thing is, the contract says right eighty Grahm for the year plus ten birdy 339 00:22:37.640 --> 00:22:41.839 Beetles show backs. Right, You've got to get a Birdie Beetles show back 340 00:22:41.960 --> 00:22:45.960 as part of your contract. Birdie Beetles are a wonderful, wonderful, ally 341 00:22:45.119 --> 00:22:52.839 wonderful piece of chocolate confectionery. They still make it. Yeah it is Cabris, 342 00:22:52.880 --> 00:22:55.200 is it? Is it Cadbury? Well, I know they got bought 343 00:22:55.240 --> 00:22:59.519 out, didn't They makers a Birdie Beetle. If you're listening to this episode 344 00:22:59.519 --> 00:23:03.519 of Talking I'm filmed on the four Finger discand Network. Look, we're open 345 00:23:03.599 --> 00:23:07.839 to you know, receiving some boody beetles, eating them live on the on 346 00:23:07.880 --> 00:23:11.559 the pod. Yeah, and letting everyone know how good they are. Here 347 00:23:11.559 --> 00:23:14.359 we go. So it's a small chocolate bar manufactured by nest Late, not 348 00:23:14.440 --> 00:23:18.680 Cabrine Nestlate. It consists of chocolate coated chocolate coated bar containing small pieces of 349 00:23:18.720 --> 00:23:22.599 honeycomb that has shaped like a beetle. I hadn't okay, I thought they 350 00:23:22.680 --> 00:23:25.440 met the little bits of shat like beetles. I go say, I had 351 00:23:25.480 --> 00:23:27.319 no idea. Now they actually chocolate shp like a beetle. It was originally 352 00:23:27.359 --> 00:23:30.920 created as a way to use up the honeycomb that was left over from the 353 00:23:30.920 --> 00:23:34.160 production to violet crumble bars. There's a fun fact. That is a fun 354 00:23:34.240 --> 00:23:40.680 fact. Originally manufactured in Australia. Today there I'm manufactured in a factory in 355 00:23:40.720 --> 00:23:42.960 New Zealand. For many years, bedy beats were generally only availble to the 356 00:23:42.960 --> 00:23:48.039 public in showbags and sold at the Australian shows. That's that's how I remember 357 00:23:48.039 --> 00:23:52.400 it being. You could only get them in showbags at the show or at 358 00:23:52.519 --> 00:23:56.319 KFC kids meals. Yeah, it's why you went to the shows. Really 359 00:23:56.440 --> 00:23:59.880 where it really was for the bety beetles showbag. I wonder if you can 360 00:23:59.880 --> 00:24:03.079 buy them just by themselves now I'm assuming you could. I imagine if you 361 00:24:03.160 --> 00:24:06.240 got on the internet you could find someone who could send you some birdie beatles. 362 00:24:06.319 --> 00:24:08.759 Yeah, I look up with a birdie want a birdie? I would 363 00:24:08.799 --> 00:24:11.519 look I want to be hooked up with a birdie beatle. Let's say you're 364 00:24:11.559 --> 00:24:15.640 listening, give us some Birdie beatles Nestle, come on, do right to 365 00:24:15.759 --> 00:24:18.279 make it happen, Make it happen. Right, Enough talking about the shows, 366 00:24:18.319 --> 00:24:22.319 let's get into the episode. So hte monks, their gangs all there 367 00:24:22.680 --> 00:24:26.319 and they're discussing how to get to Coney Island on the subway. Kramer's explanation 368 00:24:26.440 --> 00:24:30.079 is far too difficult. I was going to start writing some of this ship 369 00:24:30.160 --> 00:24:32.720 down because I figured, oh damn, it's going to ask a question about 370 00:24:32.720 --> 00:24:36.440 something I'm not that cruel, Like, no, that's too much information, 371 00:24:36.559 --> 00:24:40.279 and I've got to I'm gonna have to keep hitting the go back tinseck and 372 00:24:40.440 --> 00:24:45.000 go back tinseck and yeah. Elaine's like, isn't the d just go straight 373 00:24:45.000 --> 00:24:48.079 to Coney Island? Well, yeah, let's take that one. But then 374 00:24:48.319 --> 00:24:52.640 George says he's got a job. Interviews the second Interviews at nine forty five, 375 00:24:52.079 --> 00:24:56.400 and Jerry tells him to not whistle in the elevator. Well, don't 376 00:24:56.400 --> 00:25:00.440 whistle in the elevators. The actual quote comparing him to Biff from Death of 377 00:25:00.440 --> 00:25:07.200 a Salesman, What Times the Lesbian Wedding wedding they worked to brighton Groom on 378 00:25:07.200 --> 00:25:11.759 that why do they flip a coin? Yeah? Clip a coin? What 379 00:25:11.920 --> 00:25:17.279 was that? Not politically correct? It's a legitimate question. Full of super 380 00:25:17.599 --> 00:25:19.680 training. I always get the feeling when lesbians are looking at me, they're 381 00:25:19.680 --> 00:25:26.079 thinking, that's why I'm not ahead of resection. Jerry, come on, 382 00:25:26.559 --> 00:25:27.960 let's go pick up the checks so we can go. Oh, I'm paying 383 00:25:29.039 --> 00:25:32.880 for breakfast? Yeah yeah, yeah? Why do I always pay? What 384 00:25:33.039 --> 00:25:37.599 am I made of money? You're a bunch of deadbeats. I'm kind of 385 00:25:37.599 --> 00:25:40.599 siding with Jerry here. This is assuming that Jerry's gonna pay for their meals. 386 00:25:40.599 --> 00:25:42.119 I'm like, oh, I know what's set up for the gag at 387 00:25:42.119 --> 00:25:45.200 the end, but still it's just walking out and expecting one other dude to 388 00:25:45.200 --> 00:25:49.880 pay for everything, and it's a bit cheap. Deadbeats. So we're now 389 00:25:49.920 --> 00:25:53.440 on the subway and Cramer's got a bunch of ticket offenses. I mean, 390 00:25:53.480 --> 00:25:56.839 of course Kramen does. You've always an't that one mate that's just always getting 391 00:25:56.839 --> 00:26:00.440 tickets for something, never pays them, always got an excuse why he's got 392 00:26:00.440 --> 00:26:04.960 them, always trying to get out of them. George and the violinist walks 393 00:26:06.000 --> 00:26:10.119 by that the blind guy, George always the excuse, I can't carry a 394 00:26:10.200 --> 00:26:14.920 change. It just it falls out of my pocket. And the Lane ends 395 00:26:14.960 --> 00:26:18.960 up giving him money. He's not blind, Why are you giving him money? 396 00:26:18.119 --> 00:26:22.759 And the guy sort of turns and looks at George, and then Jerry 397 00:26:22.799 --> 00:26:23.720 asked, you know, so, who's going to come to Coney Island with 398 00:26:23.720 --> 00:26:26.799 me? And I like a little bit of a sort of a throwback here 399 00:26:26.839 --> 00:26:30.799 to the car, like corn back here to the stolen car. Yeah, 400 00:26:30.839 --> 00:26:33.839 you got her? What happened? He got simon eyes on the front, 401 00:26:33.880 --> 00:26:38.799 wheels got aligned. Yeah, he said, yeah, let's go John George 402 00:26:38.839 --> 00:26:41.839 ride the cyclone hot dog at Nathan's. But George Carson's coine, what are 403 00:26:41.839 --> 00:26:44.680 you doing to me? Man, it's my second job. I'm going to 404 00:26:44.720 --> 00:26:47.160 get this place. I'm going to get this job. It was not the 405 00:26:47.240 --> 00:26:49.960 last episode that he's like every It's like every episode either someone's got a new 406 00:26:51.039 --> 00:26:56.160 job or a new girlfriend. Yeah, it's it's like it's like the opposite 407 00:26:56.200 --> 00:26:59.160 of the Simpsons. You can't maintain the status quo. E. Lane is 408 00:26:59.160 --> 00:27:00.759 going to be the best man at the wedding, so she can't miss that, 409 00:27:00.920 --> 00:27:03.599 and Kramer's got to go to court to base tickets, so no one 410 00:27:03.599 --> 00:27:07.519 can go with Jerry, So Joe says, I can't go on rides alone. 411 00:27:07.880 --> 00:27:10.079 He's all sad about it. They all get off the subway and they 412 00:27:10.119 --> 00:27:12.839 all go their separate ways. I love I love the lands. Just you 413 00:27:12.920 --> 00:27:17.240 know, see it? No one, no one's saying it, by the 414 00:27:17.279 --> 00:27:18.799 way, Yeah no, no, everyone just walks off. Yet then we 415 00:27:18.960 --> 00:27:22.400 get Jerry. He's just sitting on the subway, just awkwardly staring at naked 416 00:27:22.400 --> 00:27:29.359 man who isn't quite naked just yet. No, so something I'm very curious 417 00:27:29.359 --> 00:27:33.480 about, just that turning point or that that decision that he means something. 418 00:27:33.559 --> 00:27:38.400 Time to get nude. Yeah, try to get nude. George then sits 419 00:27:38.480 --> 00:27:41.839 near the near a very pretty woman. He's sort of the making eyes and 420 00:27:41.880 --> 00:27:45.160 he Kramer tries to push his way into a seat and ends up squeezing next 421 00:27:45.200 --> 00:27:48.480 to a fat guy. And as we said, the extras just couldn't contain 422 00:27:48.519 --> 00:27:52.839 their laughter. It's just I know something, Michael Richards just it just goes 423 00:27:52.880 --> 00:27:56.000 to extra mile, doesn't he? Oh God, Yeah, really sort of 424 00:27:56.519 --> 00:28:02.440 throws himself into any physical opportunity that comes his way. Then we get back 425 00:28:02.480 --> 00:28:03.960 to Jerry and he's falling the guy a sleip on the guy's shoulder, and 426 00:28:03.960 --> 00:28:07.720 he moves and knocks his head. There was no dialogue for like two minutes 427 00:28:07.759 --> 00:28:11.359 in this episode. It was just them just sort of like engaging their surroundings. 428 00:28:12.440 --> 00:28:15.759 Yeah, so Jerry's still falling asleep on this guy's shoulder. The woman 429 00:28:15.799 --> 00:28:18.359 then rubbed her leg up against near. George and I sort of like chuckled 430 00:28:18.359 --> 00:28:21.960 at each other. So there's a sparks are starting to fly there. But 431 00:28:22.000 --> 00:28:23.880 she's just leading him along. He doesn't realize yet. He used to, 432 00:28:25.119 --> 00:28:27.160 I mean, let's put ourselves in George's situation. If this happened when we 433 00:28:27.160 --> 00:28:32.039 were single, ready to mingle, we wouldn't immediately think she's hustling. Us 434 00:28:32.039 --> 00:28:36.319 would be Oh no, no, I mean I think enough people have a 435 00:28:36.440 --> 00:28:42.839 high enough opinion of themselves and they're a lure to someone else. Of course, 436 00:28:42.839 --> 00:28:45.440 I'm going to be picked up on the train. Why not? Why 437 00:28:45.480 --> 00:28:49.319 wouldn't I It's life in the big city. Are you looking for a job? 438 00:28:52.359 --> 00:28:56.559 Why, well, you're reading with classifids. Oh no, no, 439 00:28:56.559 --> 00:29:00.559 no, no, I was just looking for the snack page here. It 440 00:29:00.680 --> 00:29:06.680 is looking for the quotes. Gotta check the quotes. Love a good quote. 441 00:29:07.319 --> 00:29:12.640 Ibm up a quarter. You didn't look like someone who needed a job. 442 00:29:14.480 --> 00:29:19.440 Me. No, I don't be doing very well, very well. 443 00:29:19.680 --> 00:29:26.640 Yeah, so you're in the market. Oh yeah, I'm in the market. 444 00:29:26.480 --> 00:29:33.640 Winch Market, Winch Market, the big the big market, the big 445 00:29:33.640 --> 00:29:37.039 boy book market, Bam market. Do you name the market. I'm bad 446 00:29:38.920 --> 00:29:42.799 said you worked for one of the big brokerage houses. They wish. I 447 00:29:42.880 --> 00:29:47.400 hate the big brokerage houses. Hit him with a passion. I think broke 448 00:29:47.480 --> 00:29:52.960 rich houses killed my father. Well, they hurt him bad, really hurt 449 00:29:52.000 --> 00:29:56.480 his feelings. It's a long story. I don't like to talk about it, 450 00:29:56.640 --> 00:30:00.000 but I swore there and then that I would never work for a big 451 00:30:00.039 --> 00:30:03.599 broke mch house. You see, all they care about is money. I'm 452 00:30:03.599 --> 00:30:08.720 about more than money. I am about people. So I've always gone my 453 00:30:08.759 --> 00:30:15.160 own way and I've never looked back. Let me get a lane. And 454 00:30:15.160 --> 00:30:18.079 she starts chatting to this woman who's been riding the subway since the forties. 455 00:30:18.759 --> 00:30:22.079 In those days, man would get up a seat for a woman. But 456 00:30:22.079 --> 00:30:25.400 now that we're liberated, we've got to stand up. And then Elaine says 457 00:30:25.480 --> 00:30:26.359 she's going to a lesbian wedding, and all of a sudden, it's just 458 00:30:26.440 --> 00:30:32.480 like, ah, now, I know that seems like a very oh God, 459 00:30:32.480 --> 00:30:36.400 would anyone be doing that these days? They're probably they Actually, no, 460 00:30:36.519 --> 00:30:40.400 they definitely are people like that out there. Who we go, what 461 00:30:40.960 --> 00:30:45.720 a woman's bearing? A woman what? I'm not sure so much now. 462 00:30:45.240 --> 00:30:48.720 Definitely in nineteen ninety two, Oh yeah, but I'm sure there are still 463 00:30:48.720 --> 00:30:53.759 people like that out there. They did quite understand it as normal or just 464 00:30:55.359 --> 00:30:57.640 disapproved. Yeah, I don't talk to us soul for thirty five years and 465 00:30:57.680 --> 00:31:02.480 now get the best man out of less been wedding of it then, Elaine, 466 00:31:02.559 --> 00:31:04.839 I hate man, but I'm not lesbian. It's still still in that 467 00:31:04.920 --> 00:31:12.200 period where being considered gay was like a negative yeah, or at least unusual 468 00:31:12.400 --> 00:31:17.200 enough to be like, oh okay, okay, well yeah, I think 469 00:31:17.200 --> 00:31:22.359 you've gone gone past the disapproval stage to more like, oh okay, homosexual. 470 00:31:22.440 --> 00:31:29.160 So rare to see one in the wild exactly right at a time. 471 00:31:29.359 --> 00:31:32.000 We just reviewed an episode of Friends on our the One about Friends podcast, 472 00:31:32.240 --> 00:31:36.039 and there's a gay guy on there, and he refers to himself as speaking 473 00:31:36.079 --> 00:31:38.599 for our people, like as if it was like a different form of life. 474 00:31:40.839 --> 00:31:45.960 Yeah, a different breed of human, but also also that's that wonderful 475 00:31:45.160 --> 00:31:49.680 Rye Gay sense of humor where it's like, yes, we're that different that 476 00:31:49.839 --> 00:31:55.559 I have to get that I'm speaking a foreign language. Cramer then fights over 477 00:31:55.599 --> 00:31:59.000 the newspaper. I love here that obviously there's no way they could have planned 478 00:31:59.000 --> 00:32:02.519 the rip of the newspaper like that just happened. But then for Michael Richards 479 00:32:02.519 --> 00:32:07.319 to then have the genies to pretend to read that little piece of ripped paper 480 00:32:07.319 --> 00:32:09.119 that he ripped off the paper I thought was just great because it's just like 481 00:32:09.160 --> 00:32:12.920 it rips as he's pulling it away, and he immediately goes, I'm gonna 482 00:32:12.920 --> 00:32:15.720 start reading this like there's no in my OPI I felt there's no way I 483 00:32:15.759 --> 00:32:17.759 could have planned that. It just seems so organic and real, which I 484 00:32:17.759 --> 00:32:21.960 thought was great. Jerry is still asleep. The guy's rolling his eyes, 485 00:32:21.960 --> 00:32:25.119 and naked man's rolling his eyes at him. I'm really looking forward to this. 486 00:32:25.240 --> 00:32:35.640 I love weddings. Maybe I'll meet somebody. Maybe not. Oh man, 487 00:32:36.079 --> 00:32:39.200 we're starting. This is where the train stops of George and the woman. 488 00:32:39.279 --> 00:32:42.759 He's like, where are you going? Where I get off? And 489 00:32:42.799 --> 00:32:45.200 if George's like, well, what do you mean George is just not having 490 00:32:45.240 --> 00:32:46.880 it at all, as he's like, all right, when we gonna do 491 00:32:47.160 --> 00:32:51.079 second, second job interview or take a chance of this lady. I mean, 492 00:32:51.079 --> 00:32:52.000 you're gonna be taking a chance of a lady, right, any man 493 00:32:52.039 --> 00:32:55.680 will do that in George's situation, I have written down here George, don't 494 00:32:55.720 --> 00:33:00.119 do it. Don't do it, Joe take back to when. Yeah, 495 00:33:00.160 --> 00:33:04.599 I mean, obviously George's a bit older. He remember, he's supposed to 496 00:33:04.599 --> 00:33:07.880 be in his early thirties. I think at this point he's desperates, he's 497 00:33:07.960 --> 00:33:10.039 lonely. This woman's going to eventually find it that he's not working, but 498 00:33:10.319 --> 00:33:15.799 he might as well, Yeah, ride this train as best he can. 499 00:33:15.240 --> 00:33:20.799 Yeah, yeah, No, it doesn't make sense, but it makes sense 500 00:33:20.799 --> 00:33:23.000 if you know what I mean. Did you think there was a little hidden 501 00:33:23.240 --> 00:33:27.119 sexual innu window there which she goes, this is where I get off? 502 00:33:27.599 --> 00:33:31.319 Oh yeah, very much. George gets stuck in the doors, he's trying 503 00:33:31.319 --> 00:33:35.000 to get off. Then we get Cramer over here in the inside. Tips 504 00:33:35.039 --> 00:33:38.440 on the horses, Yes, there's a four horse. In the first phrase, 505 00:33:39.480 --> 00:33:43.880 I don't know he's going to win my ups go mauts. The guys 506 00:33:43.920 --> 00:33:46.359 are on the horse are as regular customs. Every horse has ever given me 507 00:33:46.400 --> 00:33:50.319 a one. Yeah, you see him been sandbag. I'm looking for a 508 00:33:50.440 --> 00:33:52.640 good spot and he's been getting in late because there using a bud boy, 509 00:33:52.640 --> 00:33:57.599 and I'm gonna workouts have been unpublished now to run with him. He's gonna 510 00:33:57.599 --> 00:34:00.640 break his meat. He's gonna go for a great place. Maybe thirty to 511 00:34:00.759 --> 00:34:04.680 one. I'm telling you it's a luck but a rain last night exactly. 512 00:34:04.839 --> 00:34:08.920 This most loves the slip. His father was a mode, his mother was 513 00:34:08.920 --> 00:34:14.239 a money his mother, Come on office, I want to call my book. 514 00:34:15.199 --> 00:34:21.320 Don't tell on him. But Jerry wakes up and he sees the naked 515 00:34:21.320 --> 00:34:22.800 guy on a train, just as you're saying the response when he first sees 516 00:34:22.800 --> 00:34:29.840 the naked guy, okay, okay. Then we get naked dressed, I 517 00:34:29.880 --> 00:34:32.119 let's see a difference, and Joey just completely fat chasing. See that's your 518 00:34:32.159 --> 00:34:38.400 problem, you should be. It just felt very much like Jerry sife. 519 00:34:38.440 --> 00:34:42.800 I was speaking from the heart, didn't it. It didn't feel like there 520 00:34:42.800 --> 00:34:45.280 was much acting involved. It didn't at all. No. I feel like 521 00:34:45.360 --> 00:34:49.320 Jerry would have had this conversation with somebody at some point in his life. 522 00:34:49.800 --> 00:34:52.760 Then we get a lane, trying to panic because the train has stopped. 523 00:34:53.280 --> 00:34:57.920 Why couldn't I take a cab for six dollars? My whole life could have 524 00:34:58.000 --> 00:35:05.039 changed. What is that on my leg? I'll never get out of here? 525 00:35:05.960 --> 00:35:08.800 What if I'm here for the rest of my life? Maybe I'll get 526 00:35:08.800 --> 00:35:17.880 out in five seconds? One, two, five? Banana? No, 527 00:35:20.199 --> 00:35:30.480 I'm still here. I'm still here. When will they start moving? It's 528 00:35:30.599 --> 00:35:45.800 moving, It's I'm just like this inner traffic jam. I just freak out. 529 00:35:46.199 --> 00:35:50.039 Why are you going? What is happening here? What the fuck? 530 00:35:50.360 --> 00:35:52.599 What would go? Go? Fucking go? Like you know, you hate 531 00:35:52.599 --> 00:35:55.039 it when like, yeah, your two or three cars deep at a red 532 00:35:55.119 --> 00:35:59.760 light, it goes green and like two seconds goes by and they haven't started 533 00:35:59.800 --> 00:36:02.480 going yet. You freaked the fuck out, particularly with like an arrow or 534 00:36:02.480 --> 00:36:08.559 something. It's like now time is limited here. Yeah, how long do 535 00:36:08.639 --> 00:36:14.440 you give yourself or the Carrfoni before you haunt the horn after the light has 536 00:36:14.519 --> 00:36:21.440 changed, probably between probably between six and eight seconds, six and eight, 537 00:36:21.480 --> 00:36:23.800 I give him three, like one Mississippi, two, Mississippi, three, 538 00:36:23.800 --> 00:36:28.000 Mississippi Have you ever started going off the three Mississippi? Fucking you're getting the 539 00:36:28.000 --> 00:36:30.920 horn, especially at an arrow, as you were saying. But then George 540 00:36:31.320 --> 00:36:36.039 and this lovely woman they arrive at the hotel. Room at the hotel. 541 00:36:36.239 --> 00:36:38.800 Is the hotel? Edison? Is that right? Edison correct? As she 542 00:36:38.840 --> 00:36:42.960 tells him to make himself feel comfortable, but it doesn't know what does that 543 00:36:43.000 --> 00:36:45.719 mean? Should I take my clothes off? Okay, I can take my 544 00:36:45.760 --> 00:36:49.440 shoes off, sit on the bed. I appear comfortable. You know, 545 00:36:49.760 --> 00:36:52.280 I look comfortable. It's a very valid thing, though, I mean, 546 00:36:52.360 --> 00:36:54.360 can imagine you know you're in that kind of situation. It's like, we 547 00:36:54.360 --> 00:36:58.480 haven't confirmed it's going to be sex yet. I think this. I think 548 00:36:58.480 --> 00:37:00.559 this is going this way. But deal. I mean if she came out 549 00:37:00.559 --> 00:37:02.719 and was like, oh, I thought you would have pulled me a drink, 550 00:37:02.760 --> 00:37:09.480 but here you are with your parts pieces out, Yeah, that could 551 00:37:09.519 --> 00:37:14.800 be traumatizing. So the struggle is real for Georgo I understand completely. I 552 00:37:14.840 --> 00:37:20.000 did like him. You know, when she rocks out and she's not undressed, 553 00:37:20.039 --> 00:37:22.960 but undressed, like, I gotta tell you, I'm pretty comfortable. 554 00:37:25.400 --> 00:37:29.440 I think Kramer is in line for the for the horse, for the horse 555 00:37:29.480 --> 00:37:31.960 bedding. I love. He's now regurgitating the same story to the guy behind 556 00:37:32.039 --> 00:37:37.119 him by the way that that actor that he's talking to. It was a 557 00:37:37.119 --> 00:37:43.679 guy named Mark Boone Junior. Sons of Anarchy fans will know him as one 558 00:37:43.719 --> 00:37:46.559 of the one of the members of the Motorcycle Club. I was very fortunate 559 00:37:46.639 --> 00:37:52.800 enough to share a cigarette with mister Mark Boone Junior back in the day, 560 00:37:52.920 --> 00:37:54.440 back about ten years or so ago, when there was a bit of a 561 00:37:54.480 --> 00:38:00.239 Sons of Anarchy tour of Australia and I was m seeing it. Is that 562 00:38:00.320 --> 00:38:04.400 really him? Yeah? But Bobby, wasn't it? I think so? 563 00:38:04.519 --> 00:38:07.079 Yeah, he looks at what different in Sons of Anarchy has grown his hair 564 00:38:07.119 --> 00:38:08.719 out of it. He's got a big beard, sort of a yeah, 565 00:38:08.840 --> 00:38:14.280 bit of a gruff looking gentleman, and old Booney was a bit that way 566 00:38:14.400 --> 00:38:17.679 off off camera. But a good guy, he said, the kind of 567 00:38:17.679 --> 00:38:22.719 guy that would be loyal to you. Just don't fun with him. Yeah, 568 00:38:22.800 --> 00:38:25.159 but I had no idea. That's awesome. But it doesn't mention that 569 00:38:25.239 --> 00:38:28.599 on the wiki page or anything like that. You just you just tell by 570 00:38:28.639 --> 00:38:31.039 looking at him. Yeah, yeah, cool. I mean, hey, 571 00:38:31.159 --> 00:38:34.679 did I mention I've shared a cigarette with him? I kn't know what he 572 00:38:34.679 --> 00:38:39.440 looks like. That's so sharing a cigarette with somebody. Does that just seem 573 00:38:39.480 --> 00:38:43.719 awkward to you now after the whole pandemic? No? Not really? You 574 00:38:43.800 --> 00:38:46.440 do it again now, Oh, I mean we weren't sharing the same cigarette. 575 00:38:46.599 --> 00:38:50.039 Oh I thought you meant like he was having like can I have a 576 00:38:50.039 --> 00:38:52.000 puff? I thought you meant like you shared a cigarette? Oh God, 577 00:38:52.039 --> 00:38:53.320 I wouldn't do that with him, That's what I thought you. I'm like, 578 00:38:53.400 --> 00:38:59.400 Okay, cool, No, we know, we a nice moment having 579 00:38:59.440 --> 00:39:01.719 a cigarette. Yeah, having cool each having a cigarette. That's awesome. 580 00:39:02.280 --> 00:39:06.679 But yeah, So basically as I was saying, yeah, regret schating the 581 00:39:06.679 --> 00:39:08.440 same story that he heard on the on the subway, have you heard that 582 00:39:08.440 --> 00:39:12.000 moment in your life where you've ever heard something You've you've heard of a story 583 00:39:12.000 --> 00:39:15.000 from somebody and you claim that story as your own as you tell somebody else. 584 00:39:15.480 --> 00:39:19.599 Uh No, because I know the value of a story to someone like 585 00:39:19.639 --> 00:39:22.079 that. No, that's that's like money in their pocket. You can't take 586 00:39:22.119 --> 00:39:24.199 that. I mean, I'd rather take money from their pocket than take someone 587 00:39:24.280 --> 00:39:28.519 story. I just tell the same stories over and over and over and over 588 00:39:28.599 --> 00:39:31.440 again. Sue. But he's like, I heard this guy telling the story 589 00:39:31.480 --> 00:39:35.519 on the on the train. The other day. God, it was funny 590 00:39:36.400 --> 00:39:38.400 and this guy seemed like this, and then this happened, and so yeah, 591 00:39:38.400 --> 00:39:43.559 I would always attribute. I wouldn't. I could not say something really 592 00:39:43.559 --> 00:39:45.480 funny happened to me the other day when it actually happened to this guy, 593 00:39:46.199 --> 00:39:50.920 I couldn't do it. Jerry is now arguing with naked guy over baseball. 594 00:39:51.000 --> 00:39:52.519 I love that, as all ends up with. I love their chances. 595 00:39:54.800 --> 00:39:59.480 Well, it's great. I mean it's great that they've yeah found this common 596 00:39:59.480 --> 00:40:04.400 ground and having a wonderful conversation and everyone sort of backed away pant or yeah, 597 00:40:04.440 --> 00:40:06.559 you know, the people are still backed up down the other end. 598 00:40:06.559 --> 00:40:08.440 It's like, I don't want to be near this naked guy. But it's 599 00:40:08.440 --> 00:40:12.719 just it's funny. Every sports fan at the start of the year, it's 600 00:40:12.760 --> 00:40:15.480 always just like, you know, this could be our year. I like 601 00:40:15.559 --> 00:40:21.280 our chances. Jerry says, no, I'll sit naked at the World Series 602 00:40:21.360 --> 00:40:25.320 with you if we win. The Pennant hold you that Eline is still overreacting 603 00:40:25.480 --> 00:40:29.880 over something touching your leg, like everything is just like the slightest thing. 604 00:40:29.880 --> 00:40:31.119 Now it's just like the worst thing in the world. She's that breaking point. 605 00:40:31.599 --> 00:40:35.840 Oh god, Yeah, I mean, have you spend much time on 606 00:40:35.920 --> 00:40:38.559 crowded subways or tubes or anything like that. Not not so much chubes, 607 00:40:38.599 --> 00:40:42.960 but crowded just crowded trains in general, like on the way to the footy 608 00:40:43.039 --> 00:40:45.159 or something, and it's like there's no seats left. You got to stand 609 00:40:45.239 --> 00:40:46.639 up. It's like, oh God. And then all of a sudden it 610 00:40:46.679 --> 00:40:49.840 slows down and you're like, oh, why are we slowing down? We're 611 00:40:49.880 --> 00:40:52.159 not near a station. What is happening? What is going on? The 612 00:40:52.239 --> 00:40:54.599 train driver doesn't give you any update, and what's happening? It's like, 613 00:40:54.639 --> 00:40:58.480 oh, my fucking goat. It's hot, there's no way conditioning. The 614 00:40:58.599 --> 00:41:02.159 guy over there's not wearing pants. What's happening here? What that guy do? 615 00:41:02.239 --> 00:41:07.719 A love his clothes? Oh god? But then it moves again. 616 00:41:07.880 --> 00:41:10.800 She's all happy and then it stops again. George Meanwhile, we've got to 617 00:41:10.800 --> 00:41:15.280 George and he gets handcuffed to the bed and he thinks he's in for some 618 00:41:15.360 --> 00:41:17.559 kinky, some kinky loving. But no, it turns out that she starts 619 00:41:17.559 --> 00:41:21.360 getting dressed and she starts leaving. I do feel sorry for George here. 620 00:41:21.840 --> 00:41:24.679 Can you imagine being in this moment? But what do you do? The 621 00:41:24.719 --> 00:41:30.719 first thing you do is say no handcuffs. It's like, I'd like to 622 00:41:31.159 --> 00:41:35.239 just use the lot. I like to use my hands. Yeah, exactly. 623 00:41:35.440 --> 00:41:38.920 I just don't think handcuffs with someone that you've just met is a first 624 00:41:39.000 --> 00:41:43.000 date. No, not on a first date, no, never, No, 625 00:41:44.000 --> 00:41:51.880 but on a second date. Yeah, there's a pleasure doing business with 626 00:41:51.880 --> 00:41:54.800 you, George. But I'm afraid I'm gonnact to keep going colling but we 627 00:41:54.920 --> 00:42:00.480 haven't really you know, eight dollars, eight dollars, what are you doing? 628 00:42:00.519 --> 00:42:02.719 You're robbing me. I wasted my whole morning any for eight dollars. 629 00:42:05.559 --> 00:42:12.360 For a second, what are you doing? Taking your clothes? More ginsburg 630 00:42:12.599 --> 00:42:19.880 by George? Just leave me here, I see you again. There will 631 00:42:19.880 --> 00:42:22.239 we get Kramer winning at the race. I just thought it was so perfect, 632 00:42:22.280 --> 00:42:25.599 it was so awesome. Everything just works out for Kramer. But I 633 00:42:25.719 --> 00:42:29.280 forgot that he won this. So when it comes back at the end of 634 00:42:29.320 --> 00:42:31.559 winds like, it's just it's so awesome. But then the guy that he 635 00:42:31.599 --> 00:42:37.400 sees how intimidating was that guy? He was very intimidating, And yeah, 636 00:42:37.639 --> 00:42:39.519 never flash your money, never flash your winnings, Greg. No, No, 637 00:42:39.679 --> 00:42:43.159 especially to the guy who hasn't won, so the guy that follows him 638 00:42:43.159 --> 00:42:45.719 onto the subway train. Um, and it's just it's very it's almost like 639 00:42:45.800 --> 00:42:49.519 Jason Vorhees esque. Michael Myers asked, oh, yeah, it's like the 640 00:42:49.599 --> 00:42:52.480 terminating Yeah. The naked guy then joins Jerry to Coney Island and having a 641 00:42:52.480 --> 00:42:57.079 great time, and the violinist ends up saving Cramer because he's anun a cover 642 00:42:57.199 --> 00:43:00.239 cop. He is an undercover cop indeed, So yeah, Cramers about to 643 00:43:00.239 --> 00:43:01.599 get sucked over. The guy was gonna pitch his money, but no, 644 00:43:01.679 --> 00:43:05.360 it turns out being generous pays off. I suppose it was, um, 645 00:43:05.800 --> 00:43:07.480 it was a lane that paid the money. But yeah, it's undercover cop. 646 00:43:07.599 --> 00:43:12.639 I wonder how many undercover cops actually disguise themselves as things like this probably 647 00:43:12.800 --> 00:43:16.519 probably be very common. You always see those stories about no usually in fictional 648 00:43:16.519 --> 00:43:21.000 stories. Oh that female cop working undercover as a hook and I'm like, 649 00:43:21.239 --> 00:43:28.199 really, that gig sucks exactly. Jerry had so much fun with the naked 650 00:43:28.239 --> 00:43:30.639 guy. He's like, he's um, he's telling everyone about it. That 651 00:43:30.280 --> 00:43:35.280 there spent so much time at the Candy Island that the garage was closed didn't 652 00:43:35.320 --> 00:43:37.960 bother him. It had so much fun with the naked guy. Elaine's not 653 00:43:37.000 --> 00:43:39.840 interested because she missed the wedding. She's says she was the best man. 654 00:43:39.960 --> 00:43:43.559 She missed it, so to cheer up, he was in the monkey that 655 00:43:43.559 --> 00:43:50.320 he won from Coney Island. Don't worry, you'll catch the briss. George 656 00:43:50.599 --> 00:43:57.119 enters wearing the blankets, nash Na, but you're like a hurry Krishna, 657 00:43:57.199 --> 00:44:01.599 fish down your throat, I've got here. Punk kid looks like forty year 658 00:44:01.599 --> 00:44:06.199 old man wearing like kid clothes. Like it was the strange It was the 659 00:44:06.239 --> 00:44:09.000 strangest little interaction there. Yeah, he meant to be some kind of street 660 00:44:09.079 --> 00:44:13.480 kid or something, because yeah, you're too old to be mouthing off like 661 00:44:13.559 --> 00:44:15.039 that. That whole ending with the George shot just felt a bit weird. 662 00:44:15.079 --> 00:44:17.679 It just got a bit much just walking with the blow. He walked all 663 00:44:17.719 --> 00:44:22.159 the way from the hotel in a blanket like it just seemed silly. Joe. 664 00:44:22.239 --> 00:44:27.480 Then us did you whistle on the elevator And he's got a spare key 665 00:44:27.480 --> 00:44:30.719 to his apartment and he explains that he needs a speak Kecually she took his 666 00:44:30.760 --> 00:44:32.400 clothes and took his wallet, Kraby and then says don't worry. I'll cover 667 00:44:32.440 --> 00:44:35.360 the food, throws the money on the table because he won from the from 668 00:44:35.360 --> 00:44:37.239 the horse race, and that is the end. And to be some stand 669 00:44:37.320 --> 00:44:43.199 up discussing the subway to to Cody Island. Yes, overall a really really 670 00:44:43.639 --> 00:44:47.679 not overly eventful but still really entertaining episode of Signe felt extremely entertaining, extremely 671 00:44:47.679 --> 00:44:52.119 atmospheric. Yeah, I mean that's subway. Look. I mean, of 672 00:44:52.159 --> 00:44:55.559 course it wasn't an actual train, but it looked really crummy, the way 673 00:44:55.679 --> 00:45:00.599 that a New York subway train will look. I've only been on one a 674 00:45:00.679 --> 00:45:05.159 few times in my life, but it's like, and this was even after 675 00:45:05.199 --> 00:45:08.440 they had fixed them up in the two thousands, because you look at pictures 676 00:45:08.440 --> 00:45:12.320 of subway trains in the eighties and the nineties' is like, oh my god, 677 00:45:12.360 --> 00:45:15.239 they're in such a state, such a state of disrepair, and yeah, 678 00:45:15.280 --> 00:45:19.400 they're all graffiti to shit. Yeah. So yeah, like I said, 679 00:45:19.679 --> 00:45:23.119 it felt like a little half hour holiday in NYC. Courtesy of Sinfeld. 680 00:45:23.360 --> 00:45:28.239 So that is our review of the subway. I hope you guys enjoyed 681 00:45:28.639 --> 00:45:30.440 next episode of Talking Sife, we're going to be reviewing it. That pez 682 00:45:30.559 --> 00:45:35.679 Dispenser, another iconic episode of the series. 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