WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.080 --> 00:00:03.680 Hey, guys, just wanted to break down what this extra Ammo episode is 2 00:00:03.720 --> 00:00:07.639 because there's probably a lot of people that listen to the free feeds exclusively that 3 00:00:07.719 --> 00:00:13.199 don't know that weekly we release an extra episode that is on our five dollars 4 00:00:13.279 --> 00:00:17.960 tier in our Patreon. We've been talking about releasing one episode for free so 5 00:00:18.000 --> 00:00:20.800 people can kind of know that this is going on, and this is the 6 00:00:20.800 --> 00:00:25.039 perfect time to do it because we didn't record any episodes over the Thanksgiving week. 7 00:00:25.239 --> 00:00:27.679 We do a lot of random things in the Extra Ammo episodes, but 8 00:00:27.719 --> 00:00:32.119 my favorite things are writing movies like what you're about to hear Independence Day two 9 00:00:32.159 --> 00:00:38.119 not Resurgence, Independence Day two, and we record our writing process for the 10 00:00:38.159 --> 00:00:41.159 gay covers. Those are the best things. So if you're interested in hearing 11 00:00:41.159 --> 00:00:44.479 any of this stuff, please go to our patreon, patreon dot com, 12 00:00:44.520 --> 00:00:48.159 slash the snark tank and it's just five dollars baby. All right, enough 13 00:00:48.159 --> 00:00:51.759 of that bullshit, enjoy the episode, right, I think fuck it? 14 00:00:51.799 --> 00:00:56.079 You think Geico like is sprinted, They're like, dude, we got him 15 00:00:56.799 --> 00:01:00.240 so so for context, before the show started, Sir I shared this video 16 00:01:00.280 --> 00:01:04.680 of this guy I think his name is Skate g for life on Instagram or 17 00:01:04.680 --> 00:01:08.680 whatever, and it's just a straight up fucking cro magnet or something like that. 18 00:01:08.799 --> 00:01:11.799 I don't I don't know what's I don't know. I don't even say 19 00:01:11.799 --> 00:01:15.400 that to be mean, Like I just like he's just straight up looks like 20 00:01:15.439 --> 00:01:19.359 a caveman, and I don't have any explanation for it. I thought it 21 00:01:19.359 --> 00:01:22.400 was like maybe like a muppet at first, for like a second, like 22 00:01:22.439 --> 00:01:23.920 this. The first second, I was like, that's a muppet, and 23 00:01:23.959 --> 00:01:27.760 then it looked it looked too real, So I was like, all right, 24 00:01:27.799 --> 00:01:34.040 they can't be a muppet that it's clearly biological. I don't know, 25 00:01:34.159 --> 00:01:38.200 man, it's I feel like you don't study past people no more, really 26 00:01:38.280 --> 00:01:41.439 like that, like that's just a that's just a behind creature, you know, 27 00:01:42.200 --> 00:01:45.200 But like what is it? Like? What is the I want to 28 00:01:45.239 --> 00:01:47.719 know what the condition is, you know what I mean? But I can't 29 00:01:47.719 --> 00:01:52.840 find anything. I googled extensively, and I couldn't find anything like cavemann I 30 00:01:52.879 --> 00:01:56.000 did. I googled caveman syndrome. Just had a curiosity. I googled. 31 00:01:56.280 --> 00:02:01.400 I googled the guy's useer name plus disease because I'm just I'm because I'm I'm 32 00:02:01.439 --> 00:02:07.200 genuinely just curious about it. I'm sure he's been to the doctor, like 33 00:02:07.400 --> 00:02:10.000 and it's like if he's ever been interviewed. I wonder if he's ever been 34 00:02:10.039 --> 00:02:22.159 interviewed interviews. He speaks like the the arrival language, you know, like 35 00:02:22.919 --> 00:02:29.360 you know what I mean. Thanks to the Neanderthal DNA, people with two 36 00:02:29.400 --> 00:02:34.560 Neanderthal genes have heads that are flat on the top. And no, but 37 00:02:34.599 --> 00:02:37.080 that's the no no no no no. But that's like that's a that's that 38 00:02:37.199 --> 00:02:39.199 is a he doesn't have that. That's not that is Yeah, that's not 39 00:02:39.360 --> 00:02:43.840 the same. That would be like if I don't even know. Man, 40 00:02:43.960 --> 00:02:46.759 whatever, we're getting off topic. Welcome back to another episode of MLB Baseball 41 00:02:49.039 --> 00:02:53.080 Today. We're going to be uh, we're going to in light of the 42 00:02:53.120 --> 00:03:00.360 recent UFO uh discoveries and hearings or whatever, and in light of the writers 43 00:03:00.400 --> 00:03:07.560 strike both in tandem, we thought we would kind of get together here and 44 00:03:07.840 --> 00:03:13.879 uh, basically, scab we're gonna, we're gonna, we're gonna write a 45 00:03:14.000 --> 00:03:17.000 film about what is happening right now. We're gonna we're gonna root it in 46 00:03:17.039 --> 00:03:22.280 the independence day, IP because independence, say two doesn't count even even to 47 00:03:22.319 --> 00:03:23.800 them, it doesn't count because it's not even called independenceday too, it's called 48 00:03:23.840 --> 00:03:28.319 Independencday resurgence. So we get to make independence, say two, the real 49 00:03:28.319 --> 00:03:31.840 one, and we're gonna write it for mister Bob Iger, who I'm sure 50 00:03:31.879 --> 00:03:37.319 is a very good person and a very reason. I don't even think I 51 00:03:37.360 --> 00:03:40.159 don't even think bob Byger owns a Dependence Day, but very good, very 52 00:03:40.240 --> 00:03:44.840 very very good, very rich, very not paying his employees enough person. 53 00:03:45.319 --> 00:03:46.840 I thought it was really cool how as a Christmas bonus he gave all of 54 00:03:46.879 --> 00:03:51.639 his employees a signed copy of his book instead of an actual bonus. I 55 00:03:51.639 --> 00:03:55.800 think that's really cool he did. But yeah, that's real. Yeah, 56 00:03:55.800 --> 00:04:00.800 that's absolutely And he wrote about it too. That's what's nuts. It's not 57 00:04:00.840 --> 00:04:03.319 even something that somebody else had to like nark on him for. It was 58 00:04:03.360 --> 00:04:06.360 literally just be like, it was him thinking that that was like a cool 59 00:04:06.400 --> 00:04:11.000 thing for him to do. I love that, by the way, I 60 00:04:11.120 --> 00:04:14.400 just I just is there any? Is there not any? Do you think 61 00:04:14.439 --> 00:04:19.839 he minds the like the stereotypes, because I'm like, bro, please please, 62 00:04:19.879 --> 00:04:26.279 you're not helping, You're not helping. I think he has so much 63 00:04:26.360 --> 00:04:28.680 money. I think he has so much money and so much security and so 64 00:04:28.759 --> 00:04:30.279 much success that I don't think he can possibly care about any of that. 65 00:04:31.000 --> 00:04:36.439 Like, I like, I already like where I am. I barely care, 66 00:04:36.480 --> 00:04:40.560 and I'm in no position to I'm in no position not to care, 67 00:04:40.839 --> 00:04:43.879 you know what I mean. And so I can't even imagine what it would 68 00:04:43.879 --> 00:04:46.399 be like to just be in Bob Iger's shoes and just like kicking maids down 69 00:04:46.439 --> 00:04:50.639 the stairs or whatever it is, whatever the fucking is that he does in 70 00:04:50.720 --> 00:04:55.160 his spare time. People probably like you're a fucking piece of shit. He's 71 00:04:55.199 --> 00:04:57.160 like, so what, dude, I don't like, I don't care, 72 00:04:57.319 --> 00:05:00.800 like what you're gonna race for your whole life. I've had ten times over 73 00:05:01.480 --> 00:05:04.879 like I don't care about you, and I don't whatever. Do all right, 74 00:05:04.879 --> 00:05:09.480 all right, listen, So so we'll take your life and and do 75 00:05:09.600 --> 00:05:12.839 sign out. So let's let's let's let's let's start this. We got we 76 00:05:12.879 --> 00:05:17.360 gotta start right Independence day two. We're crossing. We're crossing the picket line 77 00:05:17.439 --> 00:05:21.879 right now. So what we're what we're doing has to be really it has 78 00:05:21.879 --> 00:05:26.160 to be so good that everybody would be like, yeah, they cross the 79 00:05:26.160 --> 00:05:29.360 picket line. But like that's a masterpiece, so like it was worth it. 80 00:05:29.839 --> 00:05:33.680 Sorry for all of my friends that are rather writers visual. Sorry to 81 00:05:33.879 --> 00:05:38.240 every single one of the people we know who's actually out there striking, like 82 00:05:38.279 --> 00:05:41.360 we we know people personally we are doing which is a lot. I know 83 00:05:41.480 --> 00:05:43.920 a lot. A lot of my friends are ound like a lot of my 84 00:05:44.079 --> 00:05:46.639 friends. It is really really comfortable. You know. It's kind of crazy 85 00:05:46.639 --> 00:05:50.800 about being in Burbank. Is that, Like, especially right now during the 86 00:05:50.800 --> 00:05:55.519 strike, you'll go out a lot, and because the strike is happening, 87 00:05:55.560 --> 00:05:59.279 there's a lot of people in bars and and you'll just run into like special 88 00:05:59.399 --> 00:06:01.639 like I run it like some guy who did special effects for like the Thing 89 00:06:03.240 --> 00:06:09.319 in like a bar or something like the original, and I was like, 90 00:06:09.319 --> 00:06:12.120 what the fuck, there's some old guy And it was just it was like, 91 00:06:12.199 --> 00:06:14.639 yeah, man, I did I did this and that for this movie 92 00:06:14.639 --> 00:06:15.959 and that movie. And I was like, this is fucking crazy that I'm 93 00:06:16.040 --> 00:06:19.480 talking to these people and they're all out because they're right to strike. So 94 00:06:19.920 --> 00:06:23.920 I guess we're gonna have people people live in the thing is that like when 95 00:06:24.000 --> 00:06:28.600 we live in Burdbank. A lot of the film industry is here, like 96 00:06:28.639 --> 00:06:34.120 a vast majority of it is area a lot of people. I think it's 97 00:06:32.279 --> 00:06:39.160 a lot of Hollywood. I noticed that too, Like in the last few 98 00:06:39.199 --> 00:06:43.360 years, it's like a lot of Hollywood is just here. This kind of 99 00:06:43.439 --> 00:06:47.279 bizarre because Hollywood's just a party place. Hollywood is like where people go to 100 00:06:47.360 --> 00:06:50.439 like go to like you know, Weiho or whatever. There's like some fucking 101 00:06:51.120 --> 00:06:55.920 some tourist attraction in the Chinese theaters there, I guess, and you'll see 102 00:06:55.959 --> 00:07:00.600 movies there. But like it's it's very bizarre, like how many things I 103 00:07:00.680 --> 00:07:06.240 recognize what sucks. Man, it does me after after living in Burbank for 104 00:07:06.279 --> 00:07:10.839 such a long time and like spending time here and realizing how much more Superior's 105 00:07:10.879 --> 00:07:14.720 it's like most of La it's insane. How like there's a period of time 106 00:07:14.879 --> 00:07:16.040 like I want to go to Hollywood. It's like, No, everything you're 107 00:07:16.040 --> 00:07:19.040 doing Holly, you can just do in Burbank or anywhere else. Really, 108 00:07:19.120 --> 00:07:23.519 like, to be honest, I never wanted to go to Hollywood. I 109 00:07:23.519 --> 00:07:28.279 always hated when people were like, let's go for me. You're from You're 110 00:07:28.279 --> 00:07:30.639 from not LA though, that's the thing. Or you're from you're from LA 111 00:07:30.959 --> 00:07:36.000 but not in Central We moved the fuck out of LA because of how trash 112 00:07:36.040 --> 00:07:39.879 it is. And then I would just visit when I had to because you 113 00:07:39.959 --> 00:07:42.560 were born in l A, right, you were born in right, not 114 00:07:42.720 --> 00:07:45.759 U slows. But I was just born in fucking South Central proper. Yeah 115 00:07:45.879 --> 00:07:48.399 yeah, La. Yeah, it sucks, dick, And I only come 116 00:07:48.759 --> 00:07:51.439 like a member records or something that was like my only thing. I'll go. 117 00:07:51.439 --> 00:07:55.759 Tomb Records is fucking dope. I really love the records. Yeah, 118 00:07:55.879 --> 00:07:58.839 I don't know. Actually I thought they closed it down. I don't think 119 00:07:58.839 --> 00:08:03.680 so. I remember place to fire, bro that place is fired. Couldn't 120 00:08:03.680 --> 00:08:09.800 Tarantino own it? I'm pretty sure Quentin Tarantino owns a records if he does. 121 00:08:09.879 --> 00:08:13.639 I did not know that. Somebody somebody, somebody told me that at 122 00:08:13.680 --> 00:08:16.879 a member record, so they could they I mean they could have been lying, 123 00:08:16.920 --> 00:08:24.199 but uh, liked, you know, just some random It's still open. 124 00:08:24.279 --> 00:08:28.800 Still, it's still going. It's still going. Probably maybe had some 125 00:08:28.879 --> 00:08:31.600 hiccups because of the pandemic, but whatever, anyway, we got we gotta 126 00:08:31.600 --> 00:08:33.279 get, we gotta get the show on the road. Yeah. Yeah, 127 00:08:33.600 --> 00:08:39.039 So Independence Day ended with them exploding that one ship, right mm hmm, 128 00:08:39.279 --> 00:08:43.039 yeah, yeah, they sent that guy to kill himself, didn't they. 129 00:08:43.720 --> 00:08:50.679 Yeah, the Randy Quaid, the one that got Yeah, one that got 130 00:08:50.799 --> 00:08:56.240 like saved the universe. So I think so, Now, obviously everybody's a 131 00:08:56.279 --> 00:09:01.159 lot older. You can't do like the day like Independence, day after Independent, 132 00:09:01.360 --> 00:09:01.960 you know what I mean, Like, you can't do it like twenty 133 00:09:01.960 --> 00:09:05.679 four hours after. So it's got to be like years later. So I 134 00:09:05.679 --> 00:09:09.960 think how we should do it is uh huh. Well my my pitch, 135 00:09:09.000 --> 00:09:13.000 at least as a jumping off point, is that Will Smith is retired, 136 00:09:15.240 --> 00:09:22.480 he's divorced, his wife slept with his son's friend, and he's very very 137 00:09:22.519 --> 00:09:28.360 distraught, and uh you know that's that's and it's just he's really down on 138 00:09:28.399 --> 00:09:35.440 his luck. Are we get it? Actually be I don't remember what his 139 00:09:35.559 --> 00:09:39.120 name was in the in the movie in the first rate? Was the name 140 00:09:39.120 --> 00:09:43.879 of the son? Well, just in general, I don't know any Can 141 00:09:43.960 --> 00:09:45.919 it just be Will Smith? Now? No, no, no, no, 142 00:09:46.559 --> 00:09:48.799 I'll look up the name of it to the characters, Yeah it to 143 00:09:48.879 --> 00:09:52.360 be okay, fine, Yeah, that was that was always Will Smith. 144 00:09:54.039 --> 00:09:58.399 We'll get Will Smith. It was it was Will Smith. And you know 145 00:09:58.440 --> 00:10:01.360 he's having a time on account of all the stuff that he's been through. 146 00:10:03.399 --> 00:10:13.080 Uh he beat up a comedian. Uh. He was like they were like 147 00:10:13.320 --> 00:10:16.159 at some like White House Correspondents dinner or something, because he's like he's like 148 00:10:16.200 --> 00:10:18.120 this national hero. He like saved the world from aliens or whatever, and 149 00:10:18.159 --> 00:10:22.320 so like people are just constantly making jokes at his expense, like look the 150 00:10:22.320 --> 00:10:24.799 guy who saved the world once and did nothing else after that, and he 151 00:10:24.879 --> 00:10:28.440 ran up on stage in the White House Correspondents dinner and it was like, 152 00:10:28.480 --> 00:10:31.559 I don't know, some it was like Hannibal Burris or something. And then 153 00:10:31.559 --> 00:10:35.480 he goes up and beats the ship out of Hannimal Burris, like he puts 154 00:10:35.879 --> 00:10:41.399 him in a wheelchair. And then he gets he gets discharged. Uh, 155 00:10:41.720 --> 00:10:48.440 he gets discharge, charge dishonorably discharged. Them having a gall to insult the 156 00:10:48.480 --> 00:10:50.200 guy that saved the world, Like imagine going to be like look at the 157 00:10:50.240 --> 00:10:52.360 guy to say the word he did nothing after It's like, grow, I 158 00:10:52.440 --> 00:10:58.559 saved. I've done more in one afternoon than anyone will probably ever do. 159 00:10:58.120 --> 00:11:03.519 Period. Not impressed. It's not impressed. Not really that cool looking. 160 00:11:03.559 --> 00:11:07.000 Look at the way he's dressed and he gets and he just started to beat 161 00:11:07.039 --> 00:11:09.159 in the pits out of him. Dude. Yeah, it's it's really bad. 162 00:11:09.240 --> 00:11:16.440 It looks like uh, jelly mattress. You know that scene and in 163 00:11:16.480 --> 00:11:22.320 Avengers when Hulk is like whipping Loki around, it's like that, but like 164 00:11:22.919 --> 00:11:30.639 Will Smith doing that time Dragon, it's like that. But imagine the comedy. 165 00:11:31.120 --> 00:11:33.440 There's no funny parts of it. Yeah, it's not funny at all. 166 00:11:33.480 --> 00:11:37.440 It's like, really it's it's really died. And you know, Hannibal's 167 00:11:37.440 --> 00:11:41.039 in a wheelchair. He's like speaking like Stephen Hawking. Uh, and and 168 00:11:41.120 --> 00:11:43.759 so and so. The President's like, yo, that's not cool. Will 169 00:11:45.360 --> 00:11:50.120 or whatever, Sergeant Willson, whatever the name, give me, give me, 170 00:11:50.159 --> 00:11:52.960 give me that line, and and and Biden speaks it was a way 171 00:11:52.120 --> 00:11:58.440 is it during Biden's yea Biden, No, No, it's it's it's it's 172 00:11:58.480 --> 00:12:01.399 a fictional fictional president. Yeah, we want to fixure. I think it 173 00:12:01.440 --> 00:12:05.000 should be like who's who's the most presidential looking motherfucker? Like who's the most 174 00:12:05.000 --> 00:12:07.399 presidential looking actor? To like you know what I mean? You know what 175 00:12:07.440 --> 00:12:11.159 I mean when I say that, you know they're actors in old movies who 176 00:12:11.159 --> 00:12:15.159 play the president. It's very clear. It's like that is clearly the president. 177 00:12:15.759 --> 00:12:18.039 Yeah, you know what I mean, kind of like the the Mike 178 00:12:18.120 --> 00:12:22.639 armand Trout actor is done. Everything is just type cast in police. He's 179 00:12:22.720 --> 00:12:26.720 he's like, yeah, like uh, there's it's got to be like an 180 00:12:26.759 --> 00:12:31.440 actor like that where it's like that's clearly a president, like very clearly, 181 00:12:31.759 --> 00:12:33.559 like not Tom Holland. You know what I mean, Like Tom Hollin cannot 182 00:12:33.559 --> 00:12:37.159 be the president. The guy that killed someone recently. The Baldwin Oh, 183 00:12:37.240 --> 00:12:41.279 Alec Baldwin, Yes, exactly, yeah, yeah, Alec Baldwin. President. 184 00:12:41.440 --> 00:12:46.000 Alec Baldwin goes, you've gotta, you've gotta. He's holding a he's 185 00:12:46.039 --> 00:12:50.440 holding a gun, and he's like really irresponsible with it. He's he's he's 186 00:12:50.600 --> 00:12:58.919 he's doing like he's doing he's doing like revolver as a lot revolver. Oh 187 00:12:58.039 --> 00:13:05.120 my. He's like, yeah, he's he's he's doing like little revolver at 188 00:13:05.200 --> 00:13:09.440 things. And he's like, you're being really irresponsible. Uh, how could 189 00:13:09.440 --> 00:13:13.000 you? How could you beat up Hannibal Burst He's simply doing his job and 190 00:13:13.039 --> 00:13:18.200 then the gun goes off and shoots his wife. Uh. Will Smith's Will 191 00:13:18.279 --> 00:13:22.399 Smith's wife in the movie. And then and then he fucking and then he 192 00:13:22.440 --> 00:13:26.320 fucking loses it. He fucking loses it, and he fucking he he escapes 193 00:13:28.000 --> 00:13:33.639 and he he he just he books it basically low profiles. And then and 194 00:13:33.639 --> 00:13:37.679 then we have like a moment. Uh it's where like a que card that 195 00:13:37.720 --> 00:13:43.639 says, uh one year later or something, and he's in like a he's 196 00:13:43.679 --> 00:13:46.320 in like a not a bunker necessarily, but in like a studio, like 197 00:13:46.320 --> 00:13:48.960 a rundown studio apartment somewhere. He's like hiding, he's like out of it. 198 00:13:50.039 --> 00:13:52.879 He's got a big scruffy beard, he's got like he's got a big 199 00:13:52.919 --> 00:13:58.279 shirt that's a standalone on it and uh me he just me, it's just 200 00:13:58.360 --> 00:14:03.039 kingson. This becomes me. It just he becomes. He becomes the ages, 201 00:14:03.200 --> 00:14:07.759 the ages like twenty five years and he gains like seventy five pounds and 202 00:14:07.799 --> 00:14:13.440 now it's me yeah, and it couldn't pay for wolves, who couldn't keep 203 00:14:13.440 --> 00:14:20.200 Will Smith in a contracts worth too much. And so now the hearings are 204 00:14:20.240 --> 00:14:24.799 happening, you know. Uh, even though we all knew that aliens existed 205 00:14:24.799 --> 00:14:31.039 anyway, because Will Smith saved everybody, we we get like confirmation of even 206 00:14:31.120 --> 00:14:35.399 more aliens. Like Roswell was like in addition to the Independence Day Roswell was 207 00:14:35.440 --> 00:14:41.200 real and like they're a little they're little green boys. Every single rumor you've 208 00:14:41.240 --> 00:14:50.240 heard, are there different kinds of aliens? All? Every previously fictional creation 209 00:14:50.519 --> 00:14:54.960 of folklore is now real. Like there's a there's a hearing. There's a 210 00:14:56.000 --> 00:15:00.720 hearing that so like they show photos of like Mothman and like there's like a 211 00:15:01.120 --> 00:15:05.960 fucking they bring but Jim, they bring a chup of cobra into court to 212 00:15:05.000 --> 00:15:09.720 testify and they're like, chop of cobra, are you really? And he's 213 00:15:09.759 --> 00:15:16.639 like he's freaking the funk out and he dies, Yeah, exactly, Yeah, 214 00:15:16.679 --> 00:15:20.240 what's the name of the what's the name of the dude? Independence Day? 215 00:15:20.559 --> 00:15:26.879 It's Independence Day? But Will Spid is fighting Kryptids? What what's the 216 00:15:26.960 --> 00:15:33.240 name of the president? Vice Personal Patine Mike Pence gets up and he's like 217 00:15:33.120 --> 00:15:43.039 electrocutes everyone in the room everyone and going on, so what is okay? 218 00:15:43.279 --> 00:15:48.120 I have I have an idea of how we can It would be a really 219 00:15:48.159 --> 00:15:54.480 good twist where yeah, he saves the world and the first one, now 220 00:15:54.559 --> 00:15:58.919 in this one he's trying to destroy them. He's trying exactly, He's going 221 00:15:58.879 --> 00:16:03.000 to destroy the world that took everything from him. He's gonna destroy the world 222 00:16:03.039 --> 00:16:06.840 with the with the agnorant dude president playing with a fucking revolver that he should 223 00:16:06.919 --> 00:16:11.039 never killed his wife. He's gonna, he's gonna, he's gonna destroy what's 224 00:16:11.120 --> 00:16:19.360 left of Hannibal Buris. Uh, everyone who's wronged me. Yeah, it's 225 00:16:19.399 --> 00:16:26.759 just this big revenge fantasy for like, will this revenge Wi Smith? That's 226 00:16:26.799 --> 00:16:32.759 it. Uh. We find out that the aliens from the original movie they've 227 00:16:32.759 --> 00:16:37.320 been keeping tabs. They've been keeping tabs on him, and so Will Smith. 228 00:16:37.360 --> 00:16:40.600 At one point, right like hearings are going on, there's chaos is 229 00:16:40.639 --> 00:16:42.519 starting to be revealed. He gets the idea like, I need to get 230 00:16:42.559 --> 00:16:47.600 in contact with all these homies and then we'll we'll fight back. So he 231 00:16:48.120 --> 00:16:52.519 finally, after who knows how long a year he's been in that bunker apartment 232 00:16:52.559 --> 00:16:56.799 wherever he's been, finally steps out of it. Finally for the first fucking 233 00:16:56.799 --> 00:16:59.039 time, you know, you see the huge flash of light and stuff, 234 00:16:59.639 --> 00:17:02.039 and then he just maybe he's naked, maybe he's not, I don't know 235 00:17:02.559 --> 00:17:06.240 to be determined, but he just puts his hands up in the air and 236 00:17:06.279 --> 00:17:08.000 then he says I'm ready, Like he just screams at the top of his 237 00:17:08.039 --> 00:17:12.039 lung. He's ready. Motherfucker gets beamed up. He gets beamed up, 238 00:17:12.119 --> 00:17:15.720 and then it's time to talk, you know, strategy. It's second contact 239 00:17:15.759 --> 00:17:19.400 the aliens. Yeah, the aliens come back. That big ass ship that 240 00:17:19.519 --> 00:17:22.359 was from the first movie. There's another one, because of course there would 241 00:17:22.359 --> 00:17:26.039 be. And but it just beams him up. It just it just takes 242 00:17:26.119 --> 00:17:27.960 him. I have a funny idea, right, the same it's the same 243 00:17:29.000 --> 00:17:32.400 ship exactly his last time, except this one has bluetooth or something. It's 244 00:17:32.440 --> 00:17:34.880 like a really slight upgrade. It has space duct tape because you know the 245 00:17:34.920 --> 00:17:37.480 other you know, the it got kind of fucked a little bit. Yeah, 246 00:17:37.599 --> 00:17:44.240 to put together together Scott State. So you know how the old one, 247 00:17:44.240 --> 00:17:45.440 it had to choke the guy to be ab use his vocal cords to 248 00:17:45.480 --> 00:17:51.279 be able to speak. This time they have to choke someone's dick real hard. 249 00:17:51.720 --> 00:17:56.519 So they get a dude and they wrap around his dick and then he's 250 00:17:56.559 --> 00:17:59.839 able to speak as one of them. For some reason. After that, 251 00:18:00.079 --> 00:18:07.839 the for some reason, the one the regular the different happens is that the 252 00:18:07.880 --> 00:18:11.799 advanced ones can use the neck, but the lesser ones because all the advanced 253 00:18:11.799 --> 00:18:18.000 ones died like like like the dregs. Yes, they have to use ballots, 254 00:18:18.519 --> 00:18:29.000 Yeah, fallotspid you've come, they're like you would they have they have 255 00:18:29.160 --> 00:18:34.720 like they have they have some random person in there as it means they just 256 00:18:34.759 --> 00:18:38.759 have like they just have some guy there specifically as as like a translate like 257 00:18:38.759 --> 00:18:42.440 like as as a as like a megaphone. Almost they they've just been holding 258 00:18:42.480 --> 00:18:47.880 this guy forever just in case Will Smith comes back and it's it's Jeffrey Epstein. 259 00:18:48.440 --> 00:18:51.000 That's gonna say, who's the cameo? Is gonna say that there's a 260 00:18:51.079 --> 00:18:56.160 cameo. It's jeff That's where he went. That's where he went. And 261 00:18:56.200 --> 00:18:59.839 now he's he's nothing more than a megaphone for aliens to communicate with with the 262 00:19:00.000 --> 00:19:06.039 honished Will Smith and uh and so like how you've returned and he's like and 263 00:19:06.119 --> 00:19:10.759 Will Smith goes like, yeah, I'm sorry about that whole fucking that whole 264 00:19:10.960 --> 00:19:12.599 whole thing. He does the thing where he looks down, puts his hands 265 00:19:12.640 --> 00:19:15.720 in his pocket and he kind of kicks the dirt, you know. He 266 00:19:15.279 --> 00:19:22.119 pulls out, he pulls out, he pulls out a ukulele. It's starts 267 00:19:22.160 --> 00:19:30.519 apologizing solicrous. It's like, I'm sorry, Aliens, I didn't mean it 268 00:19:30.279 --> 00:19:36.240 you. I don't like the earth after all being pulled out. You guys 269 00:19:36.240 --> 00:19:41.160 are hot, That's what I didn't mean to punch that one guy really hard. 270 00:19:42.119 --> 00:19:48.799 So and so and so the aliens are like wow. And the Aliens 271 00:19:48.119 --> 00:19:52.240 don't have music. They so they they're actually like they're like whoa what. 272 00:19:52.359 --> 00:19:56.759 It's almost like Prometheus giving fire to man, where it's like, uh, 273 00:19:56.079 --> 00:20:00.839 Will Smith gifts music to the aliens by accident, and he's like whoa. 274 00:20:00.880 --> 00:20:03.240 And they're like, whoa, I've never heard what is that? And he 275 00:20:03.279 --> 00:20:07.599 goes like it's music and heartfelt apology and they're like, whoa, I've never 276 00:20:07.640 --> 00:20:10.759 heard either of those things. We don't apologize or saying. And then so 277 00:20:11.039 --> 00:20:15.039 he so he he creates this this this big cultural explosion in in the and 278 00:20:15.079 --> 00:20:19.680 the Aliens are worse. He's like basically like he's he's sort of like Jesus 279 00:20:21.359 --> 00:20:26.640 to these people now because and let's operate under the assumption that the last Aliens 280 00:20:26.640 --> 00:20:29.240 who came were just kind of dicks and like all the rest of the aliens 281 00:20:29.319 --> 00:20:32.519 kind of understood that it's like, ah, so like you killed a lot 282 00:20:32.559 --> 00:20:34.720 of us, but like those were like it would be like if nine to 283 00:20:34.759 --> 00:20:41.519 eleven happened specifically to just isis where it's like that's that's that's still a lot 284 00:20:41.559 --> 00:20:45.480 of murder, but like it's it's not quite you know, it's you could 285 00:20:45.559 --> 00:20:48.799 you could have killed better, could have killed Yeah, it's it's not like 286 00:20:48.920 --> 00:20:52.240 fifty preschools or something, you know. Like so so they're like, whoa, 287 00:20:52.319 --> 00:20:55.680 Okay, listen, you've gifted us this crazy thing. We're going to 288 00:20:55.759 --> 00:21:03.960 help you. And so now and so now, wait, I've got a 289 00:21:03.960 --> 00:21:07.400 great I've got I've got a great idea here and I don't want to lose 290 00:21:07.440 --> 00:21:11.559 it. So the aliens come down right with will Smith, and there's an 291 00:21:11.680 --> 00:21:15.480 army of aliens and they come down. They dissent, and what has happened 292 00:21:15.519 --> 00:21:22.720 in the interim but an allyship between humanity and the cryptids. So like you 293 00:21:22.799 --> 00:21:27.079 have like fucking Mothman, you've got the fucking when to Go, You've got 294 00:21:27.160 --> 00:21:33.839 fucking the Chupacabra, You've got like all these like mythical like yeah, like 295 00:21:34.079 --> 00:21:40.480 fucking fucking siren Head and slender Man, like all these like fucking ridiculous creatures 296 00:21:41.000 --> 00:21:47.039 are like now allied with humanity. Uh in the meantime, so like there's 297 00:21:47.039 --> 00:21:51.680 this big alien there's this big war between President Alec Baldwin and his army of 298 00:21:52.599 --> 00:22:00.759 cryptids and Will Smith and the aliens, and that's a that's a out that 299 00:22:00.960 --> 00:22:06.079 doesn't that sound like a fucking I would love this. I like one of 300 00:22:06.079 --> 00:22:11.880 the fucking greatest movies. Oh my god. You know what's what's making the 301 00:22:11.880 --> 00:22:15.880 anger of this is that like I'm getting excited to see this even though I 302 00:22:17.000 --> 00:22:22.559 know it's not real. Oh man, dude, I would love that. 303 00:22:22.640 --> 00:22:27.039 Hey, we should fundraise this so at least we can get like a at 304 00:22:27.119 --> 00:22:30.519 least c G I at least like a shitty version. I saw some guy 305 00:22:30.559 --> 00:22:37.000 that just he he made some uh some cosmic like Marvel Wars, some Galactis 306 00:22:37.039 --> 00:22:41.359 ship with like it just randomly. He just did it himself. And I 307 00:22:41.400 --> 00:22:42.559 was thinking, like, man, if that guy, if you pay him 308 00:22:42.640 --> 00:22:45.480 enough, he'll probably do like anything. And because it was, it was, 309 00:22:45.519 --> 00:22:48.119 it was fine. It was it was fine for what it was, 310 00:22:49.039 --> 00:22:52.319 and I'm sure there's plenty of people doing stuff like that. I'm like, 311 00:22:52.400 --> 00:22:56.960 dude, you fucking fund these motherfuckers. This idea can actually come to life. 312 00:22:56.000 --> 00:23:03.880 Oh my god, the Jersey Devil would be there every build one Thunderbird, 313 00:23:03.000 --> 00:23:11.319 God moth Man, the Yowie, the Yetty. They have Big Bigfoot, 314 00:23:11.680 --> 00:23:15.880 they have the Island swamp Master, they have the skunk Ape. The 315 00:23:15.960 --> 00:23:22.960 last one, the Lockness Monster. That would be like the big reveal at 316 00:23:22.960 --> 00:23:27.880 the end, like the Lockness Sponsor, like emerges from the sea a huge 317 00:23:27.920 --> 00:23:36.119 just at the end of it's like bring out the big gun and it's like 318 00:23:36.599 --> 00:23:45.920 and when it's coming out, it's Scottish bagpipes are playing fucking just with the 319 00:23:47.079 --> 00:23:51.240 aliens. You're like the aliens, You're like, what the fuck is this 320 00:23:51.279 --> 00:23:52.799 place? You don't want to be here anything? That'd be so crazy, 321 00:23:52.839 --> 00:23:56.880 Like, yeah, they're they're alien. They have this superior technology that can 322 00:23:56.920 --> 00:23:59.799 suck things up pretty easty, right. They got the Loveland Frog, the 323 00:24:00.240 --> 00:24:03.920 used to people in Ohio. I don't know, Oh yeah, I didn't 324 00:24:03.920 --> 00:24:07.480 even everything all of them. All of this is this army and and by 325 00:24:07.519 --> 00:24:11.000 the way, all of the all of those creatures and they're like, you 326 00:24:11.039 --> 00:24:15.079 know, offspring presumably because they're like, you know, it's it's a they're 327 00:24:15.079 --> 00:24:19.599 not individual like you know, they've they're they've got to be like subspecies that 328 00:24:19.640 --> 00:24:22.720 have been just like kind of kept it. So it's like it's like thousands 329 00:24:22.759 --> 00:24:27.039 of chep oficabras, thousands of Jersey devils. For a little scary would be 330 00:24:27.079 --> 00:24:30.519 the Yeties. I think the yetti's in the Big Foot, they'd be like 331 00:24:30.680 --> 00:24:33.880 I would scare me, honestly, But because YETI, Because a Yeti is 332 00:24:34.000 --> 00:24:41.359 just everything that God purposely didn't make humans. I think it's just the strength 333 00:24:41.400 --> 00:24:47.079 and the speed of an of an ape that like, like it's like humans 334 00:24:47.079 --> 00:24:48.559 that have you know, you know what you know? Why yetis are scary 335 00:24:48.599 --> 00:24:52.160 to me? Though? It's because do you remember on Charter two when the 336 00:24:52.279 --> 00:24:56.279 yetti just shows up out of nowhere? You're like and you're like, why 337 00:24:56.319 --> 00:24:59.880 are they? Why are there not not? Why is there a YETI? 338 00:25:00.000 --> 00:25:03.079 Why are there yetties? Why are there yet Why are there several? And 339 00:25:03.160 --> 00:25:07.920 why do they do such damage? Sponges in that like I want to have 340 00:25:07.039 --> 00:25:14.640 that fight, dude. They take so much damages insane? But the yeah, 341 00:25:14.680 --> 00:25:18.400 so so, so we have to decide now, right, who's coming 342 00:25:18.400 --> 00:25:22.519 out of this victorious? Like is it is it humanity in the cryptids or 343 00:25:22.880 --> 00:25:26.799 is it Will Smith in the Aliens. No, what happens is nap. 344 00:25:26.920 --> 00:25:33.240 The Aliens are gonna kidnap some cryptids and do tests on them to have alien 345 00:25:33.359 --> 00:25:40.000 cryptids. Yeah, it doesn't really like that's too anime. No no no 346 00:25:40.119 --> 00:25:42.559 no no no no. So it's gonna be huge during the fight, was 347 00:25:42.559 --> 00:25:48.160 gonna send someone to Marble. I don't like he's gonna find some reason why 348 00:25:48.200 --> 00:25:52.759 he doesn't hate a humanity. He's gonna remember why he loves it. Will 349 00:25:52.799 --> 00:25:55.640 Smith, He's gonna he's gonna like he's gonna like see a bitch with a 350 00:25:55.680 --> 00:25:59.039 big fat ass running away or something like that, or like something that's gonna 351 00:25:59.039 --> 00:26:02.400 remind he's gonna see, like, mister clean, I mentioned this thing and 352 00:26:02.440 --> 00:26:07.839 be like I did love you wife, I got it, I got it. 353 00:26:08.400 --> 00:26:12.119 The thing that's gonna call because Will Smith is the hena Ale, he 354 00:26:12.200 --> 00:26:17.319 is the general. So and and they're there went the Aliens are Even with 355 00:26:17.400 --> 00:26:19.599 all the cryptis, the Aliens are still winning. They're making advances because it's 356 00:26:19.599 --> 00:26:26.000 a big uh just a world war. It's essentially a world war technical since 357 00:26:26.000 --> 00:26:30.359 the Aliens, but it's well, it's it's all at war and they're making 358 00:26:30.400 --> 00:26:32.440 advancements, like, funk, what are we gonna do? Will Smith is 359 00:26:32.440 --> 00:26:38.680 too powerful and the only thing they're like the appeal to authority that he'll listen 360 00:26:38.720 --> 00:26:49.839 to reason is James Avery. Uncle Phil So Uncle Phil c G I G 361 00:26:49.960 --> 00:26:53.240 I deep well c G I deep fake Uh, just like just like they 362 00:26:53.240 --> 00:26:59.000 did with the fucking Christopher Reeven in the in the flash or whatever to steal 363 00:26:59.079 --> 00:27:03.240 his likeness. Well, fucking yeah, get him, but we make him. 364 00:27:03.559 --> 00:27:06.559 I want him to be as big as a Kaiju to. I want 365 00:27:06.599 --> 00:27:08.960 him to be like Kaiju big. For some reason, somehow we somehow make 366 00:27:10.079 --> 00:27:15.279 him. He should sound like Microsoft Sam. Also, no, he has 367 00:27:15.279 --> 00:27:22.519 he has have Uncle Phil's ways. She's got just yelling. He he fucking 368 00:27:23.759 --> 00:27:29.519 gets a DJ Jazzy Jeff and crushes him to get his attention. No, 369 00:27:29.640 --> 00:27:32.960 no, No, Whether there should be there should be a like a like 370 00:27:33.000 --> 00:27:37.640 an army of Uncle Phil's where there's like there's like a bunch of regular sized 371 00:27:37.680 --> 00:27:48.160 ones within there's one giant Uncle philon attacking the world ship somebody that would be 372 00:27:48.240 --> 00:27:51.480 fucking great. There's like a bunch of regular Uncle phil is like it's infantry 373 00:27:51.519 --> 00:27:57.000 to like help out, don't be don't be ridiculous. Okay, that doesn't 374 00:27:57.039 --> 00:28:08.960 make sense. Sorry, the Army of Stupid. Yeah, it's ridiculous. 375 00:28:10.440 --> 00:28:18.079 Yeah, have you any respect for a cinema? Like Uncle Phil grows big 376 00:28:18.200 --> 00:28:22.960 right and the uh uh he's how he's how they fight giant Uncle Phillips. 377 00:28:25.079 --> 00:28:29.279 Giant Uncle Phil is how they jungle giant Giant Uncle Phil is how they fight 378 00:28:29.319 --> 00:28:36.079 the Lockness Monster. Yeah. Yeah, he neutralized loss on our team and 379 00:28:36.160 --> 00:28:37.359 we don't have to fight the Lockness Monster. What are you talking about on 380 00:28:37.440 --> 00:28:41.920 our team? What are you talking about the humanity team? Yeah? Yeah, 381 00:28:41.960 --> 00:28:45.039 but why wait? So is Uncle Phil's fighting will? So Uncle Phil 382 00:28:45.079 --> 00:28:49.079 is supposed to be He was supposed to be to get him to so we 383 00:28:49.079 --> 00:28:55.400 can see. I say they resurrected. They use like they used like some 384 00:28:55.519 --> 00:29:03.200 crypti magic. Uh, resurrected Uncle Phil, tom necro what do you call 385 00:29:03.240 --> 00:29:07.400 it? Necromancer? Thank you, thank you, thank you? Necro mancer 386 00:29:07.400 --> 00:29:11.920 one. I'm sure there is one. There's Native American cryptids, so there 387 00:29:11.960 --> 00:29:17.359 has to be. Yeah, that's literally I'm pretty sure. But uh yeah, 388 00:29:17.759 --> 00:29:22.160 thirty stories tall, he's huge. Could you imagine the Jersey Devil getting 389 00:29:22.200 --> 00:29:26.319 down killing aliots? These people up the trees and dropping him. Dude, 390 00:29:26.319 --> 00:29:29.440 it would be so fucking cool. You. I want a movie like this. 391 00:29:29.599 --> 00:29:33.039 I want Cryptis Versus Alien That sounds so fucking dope outside of all this 392 00:29:33.279 --> 00:29:41.039 outside ridiculous plot of of Will Smith and Alec Baldwin aside, like this is 393 00:29:41.240 --> 00:29:45.960 I would love to see this. But okay, so uh so they bring 394 00:29:47.319 --> 00:29:52.319 they bring fill back to appeal to appeal to reason, lockless monster, let's 395 00:29:52.400 --> 00:29:57.799 let's listen that wash that yes, let's be okay. I want to make 396 00:29:57.839 --> 00:30:03.559 it way more revealed instead of the necromancy when lockness When when NeSSI is rising 397 00:30:03.599 --> 00:30:08.960 out of the ocean, Uncle Phil is on that motherfucker like it is one 398 00:30:08.960 --> 00:30:15.640 of the biggest already and set him a history and like like Jeffrey, get 399 00:30:15.640 --> 00:30:19.119 me the battle where he fucking rings the bell or something and then like boom 400 00:30:19.400 --> 00:30:25.160 ding ding or some ship and then he just rises out and welcome back Masta 401 00:30:26.160 --> 00:30:29.839 Banks or whatever the fuck. And that's when Will Smith is stunned. Right, 402 00:30:29.880 --> 00:30:32.039 He has a momentary like, oh my god, what am I gonna 403 00:30:32.079 --> 00:30:34.960 do? He starts cowering in fear of this guy that he's always been afraid 404 00:30:36.000 --> 00:30:38.759 of. This is what kind of like causes a little bit of a stalemate. 405 00:30:38.960 --> 00:30:42.759 Now from there, how do we proceed? Like there's because will Smith 406 00:30:42.880 --> 00:30:48.599 was advancing. Now I feel and they gotta do they got they don't want 407 00:30:48.640 --> 00:30:52.920 me to know. No, no, no, no, I have an 408 00:30:52.960 --> 00:30:56.240 idea. You know, during the stalemate, things are going down on the 409 00:30:56.319 --> 00:31:00.440 on on the planet, and then in the ship, in the alien ship, 410 00:31:00.880 --> 00:31:07.039 you hear gunshots. What the fuck is going on? The president made 411 00:31:07.200 --> 00:31:12.640 up? The president, President Alec Baldwin made it up. He's up there 412 00:31:12.680 --> 00:31:18.519 trying to negotiate peace during the Saleman shooting them, but he's accidentally killing everyone. 413 00:31:19.319 --> 00:31:25.400 He's accidentally Yeah, more more than Revolver assal I could ever hope to. 414 00:31:26.839 --> 00:31:30.680 He's apologizing, he's like, sorry, I know, I didn't know 415 00:31:30.720 --> 00:31:36.119 it was loaded. He's he has two six shooter revolvers and he kills dozens 416 00:31:36.160 --> 00:31:40.599 of aliens. No, no, he kills he kills hundreds of them. 417 00:31:40.799 --> 00:31:42.400 Yeah. Yeah, there's a point, there's a point where he's like, 418 00:31:42.480 --> 00:31:47.839 he throws one of the guns. It hits a bullet, ricochet off and 419 00:31:47.880 --> 00:31:51.680 it kills every alien in a room. Yeah. He's like, oh no, 420 00:31:51.799 --> 00:31:55.079 I'm so sorry. And he makes it. He makes it, he 421 00:31:55.119 --> 00:31:57.519 makes it to like the the top brass or whatever. And he goes and 422 00:31:57.519 --> 00:32:00.839 and and they have all their webs trained on him, and he's still he's 423 00:32:00.839 --> 00:32:04.640 not shooting anymore, but he's still doing the revolver thing. And he's like, 424 00:32:04.880 --> 00:32:08.480 I'm sorry, I had no idea was loaded. I didn't I didn't 425 00:32:08.480 --> 00:32:12.559 know. I came up here in an attempt to make peace. He's still 426 00:32:13.119 --> 00:32:19.559 still, and they they shoot a laser at him, and somehow in his 427 00:32:20.000 --> 00:32:24.799 twirling and deflect the flex the laser and blows up like their central uh like 428 00:32:24.839 --> 00:32:30.079 whatever their navigation unit is. So it's the ship starting to come down. 429 00:32:30.160 --> 00:32:34.039 He's like, oh no, what did I do. The entire time, 430 00:32:34.079 --> 00:32:37.240 he's like just crying profusely because I don't want to I don't want to go 431 00:32:37.400 --> 00:32:40.640 the people. I don't believe this is happening like this. They told me 432 00:32:40.680 --> 00:32:45.440 these they told me these were blanks. They told me, they told me 433 00:32:45.640 --> 00:32:47.599 these were these, and they told me that the prop guy said they were 434 00:32:47.640 --> 00:32:52.559 flanks. They it wasn't. And so like the ship is going down and 435 00:32:52.640 --> 00:32:55.519 the I already see it in my head like it's it's it's this, it's 436 00:32:55.519 --> 00:33:00.240 almost like this this this battle ground and like it's it's Will Smith standing on 437 00:33:00.400 --> 00:33:05.079 the ground, like there's like aliens behind him. There's lock Nest, the 438 00:33:05.119 --> 00:33:07.640 Lockness sponsor, like leaning over Uncle Phil standing on its head or something. 439 00:33:07.880 --> 00:33:13.559 And then in the background, the ship is just crashing into into like I 440 00:33:13.559 --> 00:33:16.160 don't know, fucking Mount Saint Helen or wherever the fun on Jersey in the 441 00:33:16.559 --> 00:33:23.000 Jersey proper. It's just New Jersey, just New Jersey effectively. Now, 442 00:33:24.000 --> 00:33:28.160 Yeah, and so the command center of the Aliens, the command center of 443 00:33:28.160 --> 00:33:34.680 the Aliens is brought down by Alec Baldwin's irresponsibility. Uh, there's still a 444 00:33:34.720 --> 00:33:37.640 bunch of there's still a bunch of Aliens on planet Earth still, but like 445 00:33:37.680 --> 00:33:40.680 their main command center is gone. They have no drones, they got no 446 00:33:40.720 --> 00:33:46.000 like fucking air. All of their tech is weakened. The reins of escape. 447 00:33:46.079 --> 00:33:51.680 Now they scatter and it becomes like a and now like a predator type 448 00:33:51.680 --> 00:33:54.240 of vibe where now they're hunting. They gotta they gotta neutralize the rest of 449 00:33:54.240 --> 00:33:58.680 the Aliens. So now the big war, that big battle has been done 450 00:33:58.680 --> 00:34:01.319 because Alex Balbalwin becomes the hero of the battle, right, and then now 451 00:34:01.319 --> 00:34:05.559 it's the alien is going to try to regroup, their scattering. You don't 452 00:34:05.599 --> 00:34:07.640 know where Will Smith is. You don't even know if he's alive or dead 453 00:34:07.720 --> 00:34:12.039 yet. But now it's like, uh, you know, what's his name? 454 00:34:12.119 --> 00:34:15.719 Uh? Uncle Phil? And the nexty they retreat back to the ocean 455 00:34:15.800 --> 00:34:17.280 because they're like they're like a summons, you know, like they were just 456 00:34:17.280 --> 00:34:23.840 like all right, like are working fantasy and the goat and he's like, 457 00:34:23.840 --> 00:34:30.400 if you need me, call me, like you only get one and then 458 00:34:30.400 --> 00:34:34.079 he goes back. So next scene, what is the next scene? After 459 00:34:34.119 --> 00:34:39.519 that battle they scattered scene as Will Smith were licking his wounds somewhere. I 460 00:34:39.519 --> 00:34:43.880 don't think you want to find out that Will Smith is alive immediately. I 461 00:34:43.880 --> 00:34:47.400 want them to be like, maybe it's pretty. I want the mystery. 462 00:34:47.480 --> 00:34:54.960 We want we want the stupid, the audience, the people. A lot 463 00:34:54.960 --> 00:34:58.320 of people that are paying attention already know there's no way he's going to be 464 00:34:58.360 --> 00:35:00.039 dead yet. But there's people that are watching and that are so engaged, 465 00:35:00.119 --> 00:35:04.400 you know, in the the suspension of disbelief and everything, they're like, 466 00:35:04.400 --> 00:35:06.840 oh god, did they It's kind of like did you ever see Rain of 467 00:35:06.840 --> 00:35:10.519 Fire when fucking Matthew McConaughey just dies out of nowhere, Like I thought that 468 00:35:10.599 --> 00:35:15.239 was like I was actually still kind of like, wait, what he's He's 469 00:35:15.280 --> 00:35:21.320 been such a he had like more screen time than Christian Bale essentially, so 470 00:35:21.719 --> 00:35:23.519 he seemed like he was such the main character when he showed up and then 471 00:35:23.559 --> 00:35:28.280 he just dies, and I was like, wait, what it is he 472 00:35:28.800 --> 00:35:31.480 is he actually dead? Is he gonna like somehow bust out of the dragon 473 00:35:31.559 --> 00:35:35.599 Laters? You know? He just died. He was fucking dead. I 474 00:35:35.599 --> 00:35:37.599 thought that was I thought that was actually kind of brilliant nine sight. I 475 00:35:37.639 --> 00:35:40.079 was like, that's great, just to kill off when your main character is 476 00:35:40.119 --> 00:35:45.480 so kind of epic. But then at the same time, I was like, 477 00:35:45.519 --> 00:35:49.519 oh, there was no indication, like it was anti come back to 478 00:35:49.599 --> 00:35:51.800 Yeah, I thought that was pretty nice. I'm like, oh, he's 479 00:35:51.840 --> 00:35:55.000 just dead. He just gotaten, so okay. So yeah, so we 480 00:35:55.000 --> 00:35:58.880 don't know where Wilsmith is. Like the Great Battle is over. It becomes 481 00:35:58.880 --> 00:36:02.800 like a situation where like Aliens are basically they're in like District nine territory right 482 00:36:02.880 --> 00:36:07.239 now, like they're they're like they're not doing well, Like they're they're scattered, 483 00:36:07.880 --> 00:36:10.519 they're they can't they don't have a way off the planet because their ship 484 00:36:10.599 --> 00:36:17.480 is gone. All they have is the newly bestowed upon them power of music 485 00:36:19.519 --> 00:36:24.239 that Will Smith gave them with the ukulele. And so you know, they 486 00:36:24.400 --> 00:36:29.400 they organize a little bit. They they organize a little settlement so sort of 487 00:36:29.440 --> 00:36:32.079 like almost like the almost like District nine sort of you know, where they 488 00:36:32.159 --> 00:36:42.239 have like they come together, they into this place, and they're discovered by 489 00:36:42.360 --> 00:36:46.880 humanity as they're as they're regrouping. There's like scenes of them being hunted or 490 00:36:46.920 --> 00:36:50.639 whatever. There's like you see scenes of like you know, them them being 491 00:36:50.719 --> 00:36:52.639 like hunted in the woods or whatever, and like humanities on the up and 492 00:36:52.760 --> 00:36:57.000 up or whatever, and then you see this little society kind of gathering and 493 00:36:57.039 --> 00:37:00.760 then tanks roll in and then uh the price and who somehow survived. He's 494 00:37:01.159 --> 00:37:09.239 he's all, he's all. He's all head, he's all. He's all 495 00:37:09.280 --> 00:37:15.199 like balsa wood almost like he's like he's like this, he's like he's like 496 00:37:15.920 --> 00:37:22.960 he's like it's just his head on like this big mechanical like like that's all 497 00:37:23.000 --> 00:37:27.760 that's left it and that's crash. No, it's not. He was on 498 00:37:27.800 --> 00:37:30.159 a ship full of he was on a ship full of alien tech. You 499 00:37:30.199 --> 00:37:32.800 know, as it was crash. The fact that he even got up there 500 00:37:32.800 --> 00:37:39.360 in the first place is insane. He took he took the bus, the 501 00:37:40.559 --> 00:37:45.199 he so he's he's out there on a megaphone. He's like sixteen feet tall, 502 00:37:45.280 --> 00:37:50.280 because that's how it's all he made himself. He's sixty ft tall. 503 00:37:50.320 --> 00:37:55.559 He's like, Aliens surrender or whatever. And then you know it's like the 504 00:37:55.599 --> 00:38:01.440 final stand, and then you know the doors open to their little society. 505 00:38:01.480 --> 00:38:06.840 They're little like kind of like almost like really primitive society that they've kind of 506 00:38:06.960 --> 00:38:09.920 built back together. They don't have any of their weapons anymore. All they 507 00:38:09.920 --> 00:38:15.519 have it's just a bunch of aliens with thought that I love where you're going. 508 00:38:15.920 --> 00:38:20.320 But I just want to set the tone. I want I want people 509 00:38:20.360 --> 00:38:22.159 that are listening to us to visualize and this is where you're gonna have a 510 00:38:22.199 --> 00:38:25.559 little bit of sympathy for the aliens. So once they befeated to bring thwarted. 511 00:38:25.840 --> 00:38:30.239 So what's happening is very sad, tragic music because first the aliens were 512 00:38:30.239 --> 00:38:35.119 the antagonists, right, but they're being hunted now mercilessly. So you're gonna 513 00:38:35.119 --> 00:38:37.639 see like a little bit of a montage before it ends up to that scene 514 00:38:37.679 --> 00:38:42.320 where you're at where you're at, it's very sad, music down, held 515 00:38:42.360 --> 00:38:47.360 down, blasted in the bleach in one of their faces. Someone's one of 516 00:38:47.400 --> 00:38:52.719 their next door bleach in their face, and the alien is wally and easy. 517 00:38:52.760 --> 00:38:55.440 They're trying, they're they're just trying. They're just trying to swim in 518 00:38:55.519 --> 00:38:59.440 like a public pool and then like some dude throws acid in it. Like 519 00:39:00.199 --> 00:39:05.880 it's it's really like marginalized, the marginalized. One of them is using the 520 00:39:05.920 --> 00:39:10.559 bathroom using a euroo when some guy goes and when they start beating dude, 521 00:39:10.679 --> 00:39:19.239 it's it's it's seriously like it this secuence, this sequence is like saving private 522 00:39:19.360 --> 00:39:22.039 Ryan but for like racism and cruelty, you know what I mean, where 523 00:39:22.079 --> 00:39:24.400 it's like you know that scene, you know that scene where like is like 524 00:39:24.639 --> 00:39:28.920 holding his guts or whatever. It's like that, but like it's like that, 525 00:39:29.000 --> 00:39:32.760 but like with like a like a lens of just injustice. You're just 526 00:39:32.800 --> 00:39:37.039 like these aliens are being treated so fucking for this is so awful, Like 527 00:39:37.079 --> 00:39:40.039 we don't get po ws. Well yeah you know, yeah, you know, 528 00:39:40.119 --> 00:39:45.960 yeah, they're basically they're doing what humans do. I guess. Yeah, 529 00:39:45.039 --> 00:39:47.760 exactly and so so yeah, you're right, you're right. It's a 530 00:39:47.800 --> 00:39:52.239 very sad It is a very sad montage of all that stuff happening. And 531 00:39:52.239 --> 00:39:54.159 then it builds up, you know, and you see you see like little 532 00:39:54.159 --> 00:39:59.000 moments of like aliens being kind to one another and like kind of like helping 533 00:39:59.000 --> 00:40:00.880 each other, like you know what I mean, like like an underground railroad 534 00:40:00.880 --> 00:40:06.239 almost type ship. And then they end up they end up in this little 535 00:40:06.360 --> 00:40:09.639 kind of like hot city. It doesn't matter where it is, like I 536 00:40:09.679 --> 00:40:15.079 don't know, fucking I don't know, uh, Glendale, I don't know 537 00:40:15.079 --> 00:40:21.519 wherever. It doesn't matter. No, No, you know what it should 538 00:40:21.519 --> 00:40:23.000 be. It should be like where Burning Man is or something like some some 539 00:40:23.440 --> 00:40:29.760 like isolated place. And then and then you know the humans, President Baldwin, 540 00:40:29.800 --> 00:40:32.159 who is still doing his fucking revolvers except there there there are no bullets 541 00:40:32.159 --> 00:40:37.800 in it. They really made sure that's what happens. But he's still he's 542 00:40:37.800 --> 00:40:45.880 still twirling his little revolvers and the triggers clicking, yeah, clicking a lot. 543 00:40:45.960 --> 00:40:50.360 It sounds it sounds like sounds like it sounds it sounds like schizophrenic morse 544 00:40:50.360 --> 00:40:53.039 code. When he's what he's doing, and uh, so he's sixteen. 545 00:40:53.159 --> 00:40:57.320 So he's sixteen feet tall because he's got a new body because he found it 546 00:40:57.360 --> 00:40:59.280 on the he found it on the ship or whatever. And that's how he 547 00:40:59.400 --> 00:41:05.639 escaped. Uh and whatever, it doesn't matter. And he's and he's he's 548 00:41:05.639 --> 00:41:07.079 on and and so they find it. He's like, mister President, we 549 00:41:07.119 --> 00:41:10.920 found their their their their base of operations, you know, and you know, 550 00:41:12.039 --> 00:41:14.840 and they tell some live about like they're planning an attack or whatever. 551 00:41:14.880 --> 00:41:16.639 It's like, we gotta go. And and so the tanks roll up to 552 00:41:16.679 --> 00:41:22.880 Burning Man. Uh, the tanks rolled up to Burning Man, and uh. 553 00:41:22.280 --> 00:41:25.599 The President's on the megaphone. He's like, surrender now or fucking we're 554 00:41:25.599 --> 00:41:30.199 gonna destroy you or whatever. And then the doors open and it's they they 555 00:41:30.440 --> 00:41:36.280 all the aliens come out with ukuleles, yes, yes, and and and 556 00:41:36.320 --> 00:41:39.239 it's and the President's like, what is this? What's what's going on? 557 00:41:39.719 --> 00:41:45.639 And then the aliens use the power of song somehow to defeat the I don't 558 00:41:45.639 --> 00:41:49.440 know how they're gonna do it. I haven't thought about it yet. Should 559 00:41:49.440 --> 00:41:52.519 there shouldn't be defeat. It should just drive everybody in madness. It's like 560 00:41:52.559 --> 00:41:54.559 a faral state. So they kill the Oh my god, like it's like 561 00:41:54.599 --> 00:42:00.400 it's like like like fucking Mars attacks with like the yodeling how it like it 562 00:42:00.559 --> 00:42:04.639 broke their brains and like made him explode blow. So they have it's like 563 00:42:04.960 --> 00:42:09.239 it are it's I like it. It's like to survive. You want the 564 00:42:09.280 --> 00:42:12.719 aliens to survive. I want aliens to die. I think. I think 565 00:42:12.760 --> 00:42:16.440 that's I think, yes, Why would they be yes? I think because 566 00:42:16.519 --> 00:42:21.679 humanity has shown like they they they mistreated Will Smith. They like they they 567 00:42:21.719 --> 00:42:24.960 fucking you know, they they tossed him Will Smith. The president has to 568 00:42:25.039 --> 00:42:29.599 die. Well that's what happened the president to get to the president. Well, 569 00:42:29.639 --> 00:42:31.760 don't don't worry, that will happen. I have an idea. I 570 00:42:31.800 --> 00:42:35.800 have an idea. This is great, So this does happen. So this 571 00:42:35.880 --> 00:42:38.480 is this is all. So that happens. They start playing ukuleles. All 572 00:42:38.519 --> 00:42:44.239 the the humans are being drive imagine their their brains. They're singing toxic gossip, 573 00:42:44.239 --> 00:42:47.280 trans fucking like yeah, they're they're hemorrhaging and ship like that. So 574 00:42:47.440 --> 00:42:52.239 all of them, including Alec Baldwin is like he's clicking as fast as he 575 00:42:52.280 --> 00:42:53.480 can, but you know, obviously has no bullets, so he's just nothing 576 00:42:53.480 --> 00:42:59.079 he can do. But and then his head just breaks to right once he 577 00:42:59.320 --> 00:43:01.599 falls, and there's a bunch of dust because he's ticking feet tall. So 578 00:43:01.679 --> 00:43:05.760 he kicks a lot of dust in the desert. What the dust settles? 579 00:43:05.880 --> 00:43:09.480 And see Will Smith on screen with his with ear plugs. He shows up 580 00:43:09.519 --> 00:43:14.400 with fucking ear plugs, like you know, like so he's still reveal he's 581 00:43:14.440 --> 00:43:19.159 there and and you know what, you know that that should be that should 582 00:43:19.159 --> 00:43:22.239 be set up earlier in the movie where it's like like or in the beginning, 583 00:43:22.480 --> 00:43:24.599 like when he's at the whitest correspondence center, like he's so used to 584 00:43:24.639 --> 00:43:28.599 getting made fun of at these white house correspondent centers that he like he puts 585 00:43:28.599 --> 00:43:32.280 his ear plugs in every year to avoid to avoid hearing jokes at his expense. 586 00:43:32.559 --> 00:43:36.880 And then one and then one of his one of the other people in 587 00:43:36.920 --> 00:43:38.519 the government is like, listen, fucking what what are you such a why 588 00:43:38.880 --> 00:43:43.639 being such a pussy? Take those ear plugs out, fucking take criticism like 589 00:43:43.639 --> 00:43:45.280 a man. No, no, he takes it out and then tells him 590 00:43:45.320 --> 00:43:47.159 to his wife, tells him to take him out. No, no, 591 00:43:47.360 --> 00:43:52.719 because that makes the Will Yeah, obviously his wife is like, honey, 592 00:43:53.360 --> 00:44:00.280 his wife slept with his son's friend in the movie. So it should be 593 00:44:00.320 --> 00:44:05.000 like some some characters like that should be like a setup or almost like Checkov's 594 00:44:05.000 --> 00:44:08.480 gun, almost Checkout's ear plugs, or like and he takes him off and 595 00:44:08.480 --> 00:44:10.920 then that's when he gets upset, when hears the joke by Hannibal Burst, 596 00:44:10.960 --> 00:44:14.280 He's like, I can't take this anymore. He loses his ship. It 597 00:44:14.400 --> 00:44:19.039 sets all the ship in motion. All everything that happens, the cryptid wars, 598 00:44:19.480 --> 00:44:23.159 the fucking, the alien invasion, all of this ship is all because 599 00:44:23.199 --> 00:44:28.840 Will Smith took his ear plugs out and now he survives by putting them in. 600 00:44:30.159 --> 00:44:32.719 That is a full circle. I love that. So Sweety is actually 601 00:44:34.199 --> 00:44:38.400 he's onto something where I like the idea of but keeping Jada as as a 602 00:44:38.440 --> 00:44:44.280 demon. She's chastising and calling him a massive pussy by having those earbuds in. 603 00:44:44.679 --> 00:44:47.920 Right, you're right, he's good, you goddamn coward, You're such 604 00:44:47.920 --> 00:44:52.280 a pussy. And then so he takes them out and then she gets killed 605 00:44:52.360 --> 00:44:58.679 for she gets killed before that happens. It's a very it's so well, 606 00:44:59.519 --> 00:45:01.599 you know, dude, I love that man that works so well. So 607 00:45:01.639 --> 00:45:06.760 then he has them in and that's what saves him. That is so fucking 608 00:45:06.840 --> 00:45:10.360 good, dude. How good is that? I felt like I felt I 609 00:45:10.360 --> 00:45:14.679 felt like electricity in my body. I was like, that's so good. 610 00:45:15.239 --> 00:45:20.079 I want to see this. So and so and so the president dies, 611 00:45:20.480 --> 00:45:23.639 a lot of the military, you know, surrenders or whatever, and Will 612 00:45:23.679 --> 00:45:30.280 Smith is president now of Will Smith becomes president of the United States, and 613 00:45:30.320 --> 00:45:37.440 he builds a new nation, uh, for the aliens and the and humanity 614 00:45:37.519 --> 00:45:43.079 to to coexist. And that is that is the story. And then and 615 00:45:43.119 --> 00:45:58.320 then it cuts to uh, uncle Phil Underwater smiling. It cuts to Uncle 616 00:45:58.320 --> 00:46:06.559 Phil Underwater smiling. He's giving some grand he's giving some grand speech. Like 617 00:46:06.679 --> 00:46:08.199 well, it's giving some grand speech in front of the White House or whatever. 618 00:46:08.239 --> 00:46:14.079 He's like, We're founding a new nation here for for all life, 619 00:46:14.280 --> 00:46:22.800 not just humanity. Uh. My bitch wife is dead. I'm a new 620 00:46:22.880 --> 00:46:27.440 man. Uh. Where we'll do it right this time, you know, 621 00:46:27.559 --> 00:46:30.719 Like it's some inspire, some inspirational thing that that will have to be written 622 00:46:30.760 --> 00:46:34.119 out. And then it'll it'll it'll it'll cut it'll just cut to like a 623 00:46:34.199 --> 00:46:37.840 nice vista. It'll it'll cut to like like a like a lake with like 624 00:46:37.880 --> 00:46:40.360 a mountain underneath it or over it, and then the camera wi pan and 625 00:46:40.400 --> 00:46:44.960 it'll go under the water and you'll see Uncle Phil on top of on top 626 00:46:45.000 --> 00:46:49.159 of Nessy and then it cuts it cuts into his face and he's got his 627 00:46:49.199 --> 00:46:52.360 eyes closed and he doesn't have any expression on and then he like slowly smiles, 628 00:46:52.719 --> 00:46:57.039 and then the movie and then it just goes black and then it goes 629 00:46:57.079 --> 00:47:04.119 black. How good is that? Fucking awesome? Is a terrible thing I 630 00:47:04.159 --> 00:47:07.840 was a part of. That is so fucking I am ironically, dude, 631 00:47:08.079 --> 00:47:12.239 ironically like, this is the best thing I think we've ever heard. Would 632 00:47:12.719 --> 00:47:15.960 yeah, I do. I would watch the you know how I feel. 633 00:47:15.000 --> 00:47:19.440 I feel the same way when me and my homies made a Gangster Quest when 634 00:47:19.480 --> 00:47:24.400 it was like Skyrim fucking g Like, I felt so like good about that. 635 00:47:24.519 --> 00:47:29.079 I'm like, I want that. This feels oh man, I would 636 00:47:29.320 --> 00:47:32.760 love this so fucking much. This would be so man, this would this 637 00:47:32.800 --> 00:47:37.719 would have been so much better than fucking Independence Day resurgence. It's crazy resurgence. 638 00:47:38.840 --> 00:47:44.519 It would have been fighting fucking cup of cobbers and ship. Dude, 639 00:47:45.679 --> 00:47:52.480 Alec Baldwin fucking being better than fucking John Wick accidentally accidentally accidentally more deadly John 640 00:47:52.559 --> 00:48:02.079 Wick. I love the idea of him frantically clicking the you know, it's 641 00:48:02.119 --> 00:48:06.119 crazy when he when he's trying, when he tries to kill people, he 642 00:48:06.199 --> 00:48:08.400 can't do it. That's what I love about it, Like it's only accidental, 643 00:48:08.800 --> 00:48:13.719 Like he can only be a deadly force if he's not trying to be. 644 00:48:14.239 --> 00:48:16.519 I like the idea of their being. So we we skipped a lot 645 00:48:16.599 --> 00:48:21.360 in between before the big the big battle, right before it's all at war, 646 00:48:22.079 --> 00:48:27.280 maybe before there's an encounter where they they meet, maybe there's supposed to 647 00:48:27.280 --> 00:48:31.039 be some type of truce before the main battle, and Alex Baldwin, being 648 00:48:31.079 --> 00:48:34.679 a snake that he is, he's like, I'm just gonna assassinate him and 649 00:48:34.719 --> 00:48:37.760 end it. But he can't like her. The gun at his head, 650 00:48:39.360 --> 00:48:44.519 yes, and there's a gun at him and he just can't like he just 651 00:48:44.719 --> 00:48:51.800 like there was a moment, there's a moment's deleted. There's a moment where 652 00:48:51.800 --> 00:48:54.400 Alec Baldwin goes up to like this deleted scene like after the then crashes, 653 00:48:54.960 --> 00:48:59.760 I like finds Will Smith's unconscious Biden. He goes and he puts the revolver 654 00:48:59.800 --> 00:49:02.639 in the Will Smith's mouth and he misses what puts in his mouth, and 655 00:49:02.679 --> 00:49:08.199 he misses somehow, somehow, and he shoots. He shoots a kid in 656 00:49:08.239 --> 00:49:13.599 the head, and he's like, what the wrong with me? What's wrong 657 00:49:13.639 --> 00:49:19.039 with men? Like like that like a deleted scene. That that is a 658 00:49:19.039 --> 00:49:22.519 deleted scene. That's how Alec Baldomin. No, he kills himself like so 659 00:49:22.559 --> 00:49:25.079 he shoots, he puts it in Will Smith's mouth, right, he has 660 00:49:25.119 --> 00:49:29.760 him dead the rights and then he pulls the trigger and then fucking Alec Balin's 661 00:49:29.760 --> 00:49:36.800 head just blows up. Dude, I just love the idea of sixteen foot 662 00:49:36.840 --> 00:49:47.239 Alec Baldwin clicking furiously. He's so franticly he's trying hard. Oh man, 663 00:49:49.039 --> 00:49:52.920 Holy fuck, dude, I love this idea so much. Dude, I 664 00:49:53.199 --> 00:49:57.199 want to listen to this again and write it out because, like, dude, 665 00:49:58.039 --> 00:50:00.599 so I want to make sure, so fu, I want to make 666 00:50:00.639 --> 00:50:04.800 sure. I'm gonna I'm gonna push hard to make sure that people free listeners. 667 00:50:05.199 --> 00:50:08.719 You need to hear this, you need you need to hear this, 668 00:50:09.280 --> 00:50:14.320 and somebody, uh, it's been a while since we've had a snark tank 669 00:50:14.360 --> 00:50:19.440 animated. I'm going to like a fucking child. What is the word you? 670 00:50:19.519 --> 00:50:22.800 When you when you when you know, when you you put things out 671 00:50:22.840 --> 00:50:24.800 there, when you you you manifest? Oh gee, I really yeah, 672 00:50:24.840 --> 00:50:32.159 I really wish somebody would do this wing for it. Oh gee golly. 673 00:50:32.280 --> 00:50:38.320 I I would love nothing more if somebody I would pay money to to to 674 00:50:38.400 --> 00:50:45.079 see a really good animated even if even if it was just even if it 675 00:50:45.119 --> 00:50:47.559 was just well drawn animatics, like not even like a not even like an 676 00:50:47.599 --> 00:50:51.599 animation fully but just like almost like a you know, like a slideshow type 677 00:50:51.599 --> 00:50:54.519 deal of like any of the things that we're describing right, anything that we 678 00:50:54.559 --> 00:50:59.199 have said today illustrated by like anybody who knows how to do that, ship 679 00:50:59.400 --> 00:51:04.760 would say, I'd be over the moon that this is a good idea. 680 00:51:05.679 --> 00:51:07.800 It is a good idea, And I want to say something. I feel 681 00:51:08.559 --> 00:51:13.519 there's to me. I feel like because there's there's when we do this, 682 00:51:13.719 --> 00:51:21.360 I really I feel like it's it's we've we've captured something that is so uh 683 00:51:21.360 --> 00:51:23.960 like I enjoyed when we made Spider Man four. Now this that was like 684 00:51:24.000 --> 00:51:29.119 a warm up we did Spider Man four. This really likes independence too, 685 00:51:29.119 --> 00:51:31.079 really like, oh, I think we got something here. I think we 686 00:51:31.199 --> 00:51:38.159 got here. I love the idea of this being either like we either this 687 00:51:38.480 --> 00:51:43.840 is what we do or this needs to be just way more frequent because it's 688 00:51:43.880 --> 00:51:47.280 just it's so fucking fun and it's really fun. Yeah, it should be 689 00:51:47.360 --> 00:51:52.199 like a pretty common I would say, I think we can. I think 690 00:51:52.239 --> 00:51:58.639 we could make a pretty solid Uh we we could improv a really solid movie 691 00:51:58.719 --> 00:52:04.480 at least every every other one good one. Make you think you don't think 692 00:52:04.480 --> 00:52:07.400 this is you don't think that thing, dude, That ear plug thing is 693 00:52:07.400 --> 00:52:14.880 a brilliant This is funny as that is. That is what makes it good. 694 00:52:15.400 --> 00:52:19.000 But I want one time when we sit down and we actually make a 695 00:52:19.039 --> 00:52:24.199 good film, because to prove that we can do it. This is that. 696 00:52:24.480 --> 00:52:28.880 This is me. To prove to me that we could do it. 697 00:52:28.960 --> 00:52:30.679 Bro, you're telling me that, you're telling me the theater wouldn't go fucking 698 00:52:30.800 --> 00:52:36.920 crazy if like the smoke clears Will Smith is there, he takes the ear 699 00:52:36.960 --> 00:52:39.719 plugs out. That's a fucking that's a banger moment. Dude, Like, 700 00:52:39.800 --> 00:52:45.000 I'm sorry, that is good ship. That's keno right there, it's it 701 00:52:45.119 --> 00:52:51.360 is, it's that's gold. This would be uh, this is there there 702 00:52:51.400 --> 00:52:55.880 is so many action fans that love the dumbest ship imaginable, and then there's 703 00:52:55.920 --> 00:53:00.639 people that that love ironically like that. There's even to be the movie snobs 704 00:53:00.679 --> 00:53:06.519 that this is so stupid, they're gonna love it. This is so incredibly 705 00:53:06.599 --> 00:53:07.760 dumb that they're gonna be like, this is actually brilliant. Ye, your 706 00:53:07.800 --> 00:53:13.719 movie sucks. Adam Will, this is He's gonna give. He would give 707 00:53:15.519 --> 00:53:21.159 to Adam would. Adam would particularly be like, hey, stop making movies, 708 00:53:21.599 --> 00:53:25.159 Adam, Adam. He would, he would, he would love it 709 00:53:25.159 --> 00:53:35.119 more than the Lion King. He'd be like, hey stop. If this 710 00:53:35.280 --> 00:53:38.360 was pitched to Brian Cranston, he'd be like, you know what, this 711 00:53:38.519 --> 00:53:44.960 fucking rules? Where can I where? Where do I sign up? How 712 00:53:45.039 --> 00:53:47.880 do I what? How can I fund this? In fact, I work 713 00:53:47.960 --> 00:53:52.840 for free to be a part of this. Brian Cranston would be would pay 714 00:53:52.000 --> 00:53:57.639 us to be a part of this? He would he would settle for playing 715 00:53:57.639 --> 00:54:08.679 the fucking earbuds? I bet like buds? Yeah, okay, man, 716 00:54:08.840 --> 00:54:14.119 I love that. Okay, So post post credits scene, post credits scene, 717 00:54:14.519 --> 00:54:17.159 what so I had an idea? So for us, because we don't 718 00:54:17.159 --> 00:54:20.320 need to we don't have to make an independent three. But we can have 719 00:54:20.360 --> 00:54:25.119 the idea out there, leave it open the way we can keep it opens. 720 00:54:25.599 --> 00:54:30.760 No, no, no's stop stop. Look look well like Chris Hansen 721 00:54:30.760 --> 00:54:37.960 Predators, like actual listen, listen this if you want to keep the war 722 00:54:38.079 --> 00:54:47.719 going so stupid, what are you saying, Yes, the Chris Hansen predators. 723 00:54:47.760 --> 00:54:57.960 Yeah, that makes more sense than they to keep to keep it open 724 00:54:58.079 --> 00:55:01.559 ended, like the war as kind of just begun like that was, uh 725 00:55:04.320 --> 00:55:07.400 so everything's peaceful and stuff, and then if fade to uh it comes back 726 00:55:07.400 --> 00:55:14.960 with the very end credit scene, an underground layer of there's there's still humans 727 00:55:15.199 --> 00:55:19.639 of the resistance is still alive. Now. The one thing that I wanted 728 00:55:19.679 --> 00:55:24.199 to show is who's gonna be the main leader of a resistance. I had 729 00:55:24.199 --> 00:55:27.880 an idea of it being. This was just in my head while we were 730 00:55:27.920 --> 00:55:30.480 talking, like it could be a hybrid of an alien and Chris Rock, 731 00:55:30.840 --> 00:55:34.159 or it could just be Chris Rock himself, or it can be I was 732 00:55:34.159 --> 00:55:37.199 just trying to somebody that's like, clearly you can tell this is the leader 733 00:55:37.239 --> 00:55:45.000 of the resistance. No, it's Hannibal Buris. Oh yeah, he's from 734 00:55:45.000 --> 00:55:46.599 from the beginning. He's in he's in a he's in like a pressor a 735 00:55:46.599 --> 00:55:51.559 Professor Xavier chair because he got he got so fucked up by will Sonbithing got 736 00:55:51.800 --> 00:55:54.480 he got beat to pudding. So that there you go. There you go, 737 00:55:54.519 --> 00:55:59.599 yeah, yeah, it's dirty, it's gritty and stuff like that. 738 00:55:59.679 --> 00:56:04.519 And and then you know he's just stewing, like you see motherfuckers like kind 739 00:56:04.519 --> 00:56:07.199 of in the background cleaning their guns. And then you see in the background 740 00:56:07.199 --> 00:56:09.519 there's maps and like you know, like they're going over plans and shit like 741 00:56:09.519 --> 00:56:14.079 so you can tell what's happening, like this is the Resistance and Hannile burst. 742 00:56:14.079 --> 00:56:16.679 It is just kind of starting to like pan into him just kind of 743 00:56:16.760 --> 00:56:21.320 just stoneface, like just you know, like this motherfucker's ready for war, 744 00:56:21.400 --> 00:56:23.880 and you're like, oh shit, this shit ain't over. This shit ain't 745 00:56:23.920 --> 00:56:30.119 over. And right before it fades out, you hear just in that echoee 746 00:56:30.159 --> 00:56:34.559 reverb thing like it's in his head. You here like the yah kind of 747 00:56:34.599 --> 00:56:37.639 like the you know, like the anger. It's just the he hears will 748 00:56:37.719 --> 00:56:42.519 Smith in his head. This is the like he's just stewing and you're like, 749 00:56:42.519 --> 00:56:45.039 oh shit, this ship ain't over, bro, This shit ain't over 750 00:56:45.119 --> 00:56:50.880 by a long shot. Oh my god, perfect, perfect, and that 751 00:56:50.920 --> 00:56:54.920 would be like that's independence stay too, you guys, I listen. I 752 00:56:54.639 --> 00:56:58.320 I am not exaggerating when I say, like, this is probably the most 753 00:56:58.360 --> 00:57:01.239 fun I've had recording when these in a while. Yeah, dude, this 754 00:57:01.320 --> 00:57:06.920 is exactly what I want this like show to be like this just this, 755 00:57:06.920 --> 00:57:12.519 this just irreverent. Like I hope people had fun listening to this because I 756 00:57:12.559 --> 00:57:15.679 had a fucking blast. I know they did, because this is exactly what 757 00:57:15.800 --> 00:57:22.199 I'd wanted. This is exactly what I want. This is when when I 758 00:57:22.280 --> 00:57:25.400 this is this is my like my humor to a t. This is what 759 00:57:25.440 --> 00:57:30.480 I like when I listen to other podcasts when they go off of like every 760 00:57:30.480 --> 00:57:32.519 once in a while I talk, I would name drop come Town. My 761 00:57:32.599 --> 00:57:38.760 favorite moments is when there is somehow they went from talking about show Girls to 762 00:57:39.239 --> 00:57:44.360 fucking RoboCop the reboot and then somehow turn into Batman, And it was the 763 00:57:44.400 --> 00:57:47.639 most insane thing I've ever listened to. If you type in like RoboCop, 764 00:57:47.679 --> 00:57:52.360 Batman Cometown, It's probably one of the funniest things I've ever heard because of 765 00:57:52.400 --> 00:57:58.039 how fucking stupid it is. This is this, This is exactly what this 766 00:57:58.079 --> 00:58:01.079 is just it's the dumbest shit imagine, and it makes me laugh. It 767 00:58:01.159 --> 00:58:07.480 makes me so happy, and it also makes me happier that like somehow Kingston's 768 00:58:07.519 --> 00:58:09.880 like dying or something. I don't know, like he somehow looks kind of 769 00:58:09.880 --> 00:58:13.960 like crushed it, and it makes me feel good. I just don't get 770 00:58:14.000 --> 00:58:15.920 it. I just I just like I just clearly did not bring my my 771 00:58:15.960 --> 00:58:21.719 a game today. But it's okay. I gotta because I was not ready 772 00:58:21.719 --> 00:58:25.760 for this. I thought there was gonna be at least something and then like 773 00:58:28.320 --> 00:58:34.639 narrative, let me ask you something, how is that funny to make it? 774 00:58:35.280 --> 00:58:37.079 Well, it does make it. I think it makes perfect sense. 775 00:58:37.079 --> 00:58:38.000 No, no, no, I think it makes it does make sense. 776 00:58:38.039 --> 00:58:39.760 But like say, if you're trying to make it, I don't know, 777 00:58:39.800 --> 00:58:44.360 respectable. I'm not sure what you're looking for this game. I gotta I 778 00:58:44.360 --> 00:58:45.639 gotta think. I gotta think more off the walls next time. We did 779 00:58:45.719 --> 00:58:47.920 kind of just we can't. We did kind of just decide on a way 780 00:58:49.039 --> 00:58:52.000 to do this, like we didn't. We didn't. This wasn't This wasn't 781 00:58:52.039 --> 00:58:55.199 like on the schedule where it's like hey, tomorrow we're gonna we're gonna we're 782 00:58:55.239 --> 00:59:00.880 gonna do Independence Day too, and we're gonna like improvate like comped idea. 783 00:59:00.000 --> 00:59:05.079 We just did it, like we decided we're gonna do this three minutes out 784 00:59:05.079 --> 00:59:07.360 of nowhere. I was. I was trying to make a movie that a 785 00:59:07.639 --> 00:59:12.599 that a that a person that reviews movies on YouTube would be like, oh, 786 00:59:12.639 --> 00:59:15.440 that's a predecent film. But I gotta make a film that it's gonna 787 00:59:15.440 --> 00:59:21.159 be completely bad. Yeah, like this next one I make. This is 788 00:59:21.320 --> 00:59:23.320 when I'm doing these things. I'm making a movie for me. You know, 789 00:59:23.360 --> 00:59:29.119 I don't give it ship what like fucking Chris Stuckman is gonna say about 790 00:59:29.119 --> 00:59:30.639 it? Okay, the next one we're gonna make, it's gonna be a 791 00:59:30.679 --> 00:59:35.599 Batman movie. It's gonna be the sequel to the Batman movie that just came 792 00:59:35.639 --> 00:59:40.519 in, which, oh the I don't think there's enough there. No, 793 00:59:40.679 --> 00:59:45.360 there's a plenty. Batman has a lengthy history. He does. But like, 794 00:59:45.880 --> 00:59:50.480 there's a lot there. There's a lot there in the sense that like 795 00:59:51.559 --> 00:59:55.360 we we could draw from source material and kind whatever we want. We can 796 00:59:55.400 --> 01:00:00.159 do whatever we could we can. But I also I like this, So 797 01:00:00.239 --> 01:00:04.360 this is this is the only reason why I say that I find it much 798 01:00:04.920 --> 01:00:09.920 more enjoyable. The Nolan Verse is I love the no The Nolan Verse is 799 01:00:09.960 --> 01:00:15.639 just full of just material. So all I'm saying is, I'm totally fine 800 01:00:15.639 --> 01:00:20.599 with this doing the new one. But in my head, all I'm gonna 801 01:00:20.599 --> 01:00:23.079 do is just take everything from the Nolan Verse and put it in the new 802 01:00:23.119 --> 01:00:27.320 one. That's all. So I'm like, well, we can do Batman 803 01:00:27.400 --> 01:00:30.320 for the Nolan Verse, or we can do the Robert Pattinson one. And 804 01:00:30.320 --> 01:00:32.360 all I'm gonna do is Robert Pattinson's gonna sound like Christian Bale. To me, 805 01:00:32.639 --> 01:00:36.599 there's no way he's not gonna sound like Christian Bale. There's no way. 806 01:00:37.159 --> 01:00:40.199 I have a really, I have a really, have a really passionate 807 01:00:40.280 --> 01:00:45.000 dream where I want the penguin to have an army of penguins that are killing 808 01:00:45.079 --> 01:00:50.159 people. Like That's something I have very passion that should that should have been 809 01:00:50.199 --> 01:00:55.119 direct Penguin to use penguins to kill people. But they're tat dancing and they're 810 01:00:55.159 --> 01:01:04.039 like tat dancing up their people have the TUXI on Le's we'll get to We'll 811 01:01:04.079 --> 01:01:08.480 get to it when we get to Jack. I think we should do this. 812 01:01:08.960 --> 01:01:10.880 I actually think we should. I think I actually think we should do 813 01:01:10.880 --> 01:01:14.679 these every other week. I think I think, like every other extra AMMO 814 01:01:14.719 --> 01:01:20.199 should be this I love, I love every other week. And then here's 815 01:01:20.239 --> 01:01:23.760 the problem here, here's the only problem I have with that. The other 816 01:01:24.280 --> 01:01:30.800 show, whatever it's gonna be, we got to come with it because I 817 01:01:30.880 --> 01:01:36.519 fear that it might be like, oh, that ship was great, the 818 01:01:36.599 --> 01:01:40.000 other episode was fucking kind of mid this one was great the other episode. 819 01:01:40.039 --> 01:01:43.480 So I'm like, whatever we do, we kind of have to step our 820 01:01:43.519 --> 01:01:49.199 game up. If not, yeah, I think are canceled. Uh apology 821 01:01:49.400 --> 01:01:52.639 tour thing was pretty decent. It's as as we have a thing though. 822 01:01:52.800 --> 01:01:55.400 Yeah, I mean honestly though, like for real, like we we could 823 01:01:55.400 --> 01:01:59.360 do these weekly, like we were, Like, I feel like it'd be 824 01:01:59.480 --> 01:02:04.119 very very sick bull and very never Yeah, we're never gonna run out of 825 01:02:04.199 --> 01:02:13.320 like bullshit to throw into some some nonsense script. So I mean, bro, 826 01:02:14.679 --> 01:02:15.960 I know people are probably gonna say we jump the shark a little bit 827 01:02:15.960 --> 01:02:20.920 with Uncle Phil, but like, you know, that's fine. I'm fine. 828 01:02:21.280 --> 01:02:25.440 That's such a ridiculous, that's such a back from the dead. We 829 01:02:25.480 --> 01:02:31.360 don't give this ship. You don't give My favorite part of this movie is 830 01:02:31.400 --> 01:02:37.760 the ending. Yeah me too. Yeah, the smile, Uncle Phil, 831 01:02:37.880 --> 01:02:52.639 smile, just underwater, just underwater. So many questions why when when gay 832 01:02:52.679 --> 01:02:55.119 men died? Is what is it? What is the what is the connection 833 01:02:55.239 --> 01:03:00.280 between him and the lock that sponsor? They have somebody some kind of bond 834 01:03:00.880 --> 01:03:07.559 that is unbreakable throughout time. There could be a whole that's the thing, 835 01:03:07.559 --> 01:03:10.920 and so there could be an independence, say prequel now about about James Avery 836 01:03:12.159 --> 01:03:15.079 and his relationship. It will be like it'll be like et but it'll be 837 01:03:15.119 --> 01:03:21.599 like little Uncle Phil with the fucking little Lockness monster and they just have this 838 01:03:21.719 --> 01:03:28.199 fucking they just have this bond that goes back decades. Oh fuck, we 839 01:03:28.239 --> 01:03:34.320 gotta, we gotta, we gotta. We're good that. That's today's episode 840 01:03:34.320 --> 01:03:38.960 of MLB Baseball. Thanks for popping by. I just don't. I hope 841 01:03:38.960 --> 01:03:43.440 you enjoyed this as much as we did. This is horrible experience, but 842 01:03:43.639 --> 01:03:50.559 it was really funny. All right, all of you funk all