Uh, hello, good morning, good morning, good morning. This is
like this is our new thing. I say, I say something, and
then then nobody says anything back for a little while, Like you're getting adjusted
to my mood. You're like, hmm, okay, what's what is she
up? What is she doing here? What's happening? We're all just feeling
each other out, you know what? In life, that's all it is.
We're all just feeding each other's energies, reading them and feeding them.
I just made that up. You can put that on a shirt. Joey
reading them and feeding them or just reading them and feeding them. Do you
have any mass startings? Because I do, Oh I do, I believe
I mean, did I write them down as a question? I don't know.
But uh, why don't you start with your macro notes? Okay macro
notes. I love Joey. I love him, and yet he makes terrible
TV. And this is this is where I'm a hypocrite, because you know,
there's like there's seasons and I complain about the season and I go,
these people are such assholes or whatever. But I guess you need somebody to
be a little bit problematic because he's just he's so nice that I'm like,
he's gonna get eaten alive by these women at some point. And I hope,
I hope for everybody's sake that I don't know that he gets that he's
not gets a backbone. But I'm worried. I'm worried that he's he's very,
very nice, and he's so sweet and he's going to be such a
people pleaser that it's gonna be hurtful for this season. I hear you,
I hear sweet little Joey. We've always said this about him, but he's
not. I don't I think it's that he doesn't have a backbone. I
think he's just like he's just real chill. He reminds me of this guy
I dated in college, okay, but always like I wanted there to be
more sparks so I kind of pick fights because he was just like always kind
of a little high. Not like like crazy, I've but just like he's
the one first one that taught me how to like make a bong out of
a sprite. Can you know he's that guy? I dated that guy in
my thirties, so me too, the same guy. You and I both
date the same guy in our thirties and is not the same guy from college.
But yeah, we know, we know who we're talking about. But
yeah, little for those who don't listen to bored af our other podcast,
Stefanie, I've I think we've dated maybe two of the same dudes, comedy
dudes probably, yeah, but one one big pothead and it's not Cheech and
it's not Chong. But we're not going to say any more than that.
People do know who he is and they are disgusted on our behalf. Right,
Okay, so with this guy in college, but he's a lot like
do. He kind of looked like he was just really chill and and you
know, I ended up breaking up with him, which is very rare.
That is very rare for you. I mean even because and he was my
first time too. And I'm only saying that to show you, like how
it would have a big thing that was you know, but it was just
it was like talking to a wall. And then he really was cool.
He was like, Okay, he was very East Coast and because I went
to school on the East Coast and he was just very like cool, all
right, sure, And I was like, yeah, I just don't think
we're a good match, you know, I just does not really feel a
feeling this, and he's like, Okay, I wish you well. I
just think that's Joe Yes, and we're and he's still a cool guy.
He became a therapist. He's a great guy. I'm just saying, I
think that's Joey. I don't think. I think for drama's sake, there's
going to be some heartbreak because they're pushing all this love bomb drama at him
very quickly. But he's gonna like yeah, he I mean, And I
like that he's drawn to a little excitement. I like that he's drawn to
Maria, which we'll get to right think he would be, but I actually
love that. And boy have I turned around on her. Oh I love
her, love her, love for lover. Yeah, she's she's she's the
voice of reason. Yeah, we're all. We are all Maria. When
she's like what are you talking about? What and you're like, don't let
these bitches gaslight you, Maria, We're yes, So you can't do like
she didn't. She didn't, she didn't fall for it at all. Like
we've seen past seasons where women have done stuff like this and the person will
be like, I'm sorry, I don't know what happened? Why are you?
Madam? Ree's like, fuck, you guys are crazy. You guys
are so stupid. What yeah, but why are the But the other women
are not going stop with that. It's crazy, So they want to get
rid of her, just like the season Katie season not not when she was
the bad when she was when she was one of the contestants, right,
remember they were all doing that. Before we get to that, can we
talk really quick about Joey and Jesse playing tennis because I was I thought that
was kind of hot. Oh yeah, it was. Well, this is
the thing. It's like you watch it and you're like, oh god,
he's so cute. I meant more Jesse honestly, Oh really, I wrote
like Jesse's the real hero here, He's the real Alpha. And then he's
trying to give him advice. He's like, I don't know what he said,
but I wrote that he like that. He said like, if you
bang chicks like you bang that ball, oh it could be fine. But
he didn't say he couldn't have said that. Jesse would never not o Jesse,
had you taken a lunesta at this point? No, I had not.
I had taken when near the end, so I had to like wake
up extra early and kind of figure out what I was talking about at the
very end. But that was when they were fighting with Maria at the last
the second time around. Uh huh. So I was just like, they're
getting all up in each other's business, and I'm like, yeah, I
gotta watch that again because that is not that's not specific enough, be right,
But it was kind of I was kind of rights not specific enough.
I can't but you know, funny I made. There were a few notes
I had that were like that, like, guys, stop, and then
I tell myself, I'll remember tomorrow. I'll know what I'm talking about.
When I said, you guys, come on enough. But it's okay,
people listening. You guys know what we're talking about. So the ladies are
very extra at the beginning of running into the man. The mansion is so
sick. They're so sick. They're all jumping on the bed. There's too
many of them, right, Can we talk about really, really really fast?
Though. There's a new way that they are editing the show. Editing
the show, yeah, I guess, because it's not the way they're filming
it. But they're trying a new thing, which is they're giving it a
Housewives edit. And for anybody that watches Housewives, you know what I'm talking
about, where you see some major drama that's about to go down in this
episode happen at the very very beginning. Interesting. Yeah, I guess they
showed because they showed the Lauren scene. They showed Lauren being all salty and
going all I'm just gonna sit here and shove this cake in my mouth.
They showed that at the very very beginning, like basically to be like coming
up. Are you sure it wasn't like the end of the like they weren't
showing you last week. Oh no, that doesn't make sense because it's this
week. Yeah, that is weird. That is weird. No, it's
and they did it last time too. Remember when they showed the sort of
the end of the season. I skip ahead of that. I don't like
to see it because it's it's almost like its own spoiler that I don't It
is a spoiler. I guess I know what I was thinking that was because
when you watch Housewives, when you watch Bravo stuff, you're watching usually binging
it. There's usually a few in a row like last week's comes on before
this week, so I usually skip ahead thinking, Oh, that's just coming
attractions from last weeks that my you know, DVR got or whatever. Oh
I see, I see. No, you'd be wrong. They showed,
they show what was going to happen, what's they showed the beginning, They
showed the end of the episode, which you know so, but then by
the time you get to the end, you've forgotten about it, and then
you're like, a, Lauren's going to pull some weird shit. I do
think that to your point, though, that they have actually changed This is
kind of a macro note, but they changed the filming style. It feels
sleeker than it used to like. It feels like it's a different Maybe just
film has gotten better. But I was thinking, even though the people in
the show are nothing like our Golden Bachelor people who we love so much,
it felt like it was filmed a little bit differently. Is that when we
first when we first started watching it, it was in black and white,
and now it was a silence. I love that they added like talking you
know, yeah, and everything was like a little are you gonna say that?
Ye yes, super sped up and everybody walked weird, kind of like
Charlie Chaplin. Yeah, and the Bachelor was it was kind of like a
Benny Hill thing like he would run around and like try to grab their boobs
and the music is weird. And they had that weird like square, like
a little frame around each thing, and then they had some like Chiron's.
I hated that that was that. I forgot about that. No, But
honestly, the first year, which would have been like twenty years ago.
Sorry, I'm all stepped up, it like it was like more like soap
opera film. It felt different, that's all. I don't know. I'm
not really sure the point of this. We should probably get to the plot,
but like it felt different, like it feels more expensive. Now,
yeah, that's a compliment to the Thank you, ABC for putting a little
more money into it. Well you know what's interesting mm hmm. And ever
since COVID, and we know why this happened during COVID, but pre COVID,
I mean they the whole thing about The Bachelor was going was making it
international. Like after one or two episodes, it was like we're going to
Iceland, you know, and now it's we're going to Baker's right, and
everybody's supposed to feign being happy about that. They're big travel when you not.
Do we know where they're going this year? They they don't get to
go anywhere. No, I don't know, but I sort of doubt it
already. But anyway, all right, before we get into that, I
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have one more macrone okay, which is that when we see all the women
at the mansion, we find out there's only twenty two left from the original.
Well, they said it was some record number of women, so there
must have been maybe I think there were thirty four women this time as opposed
to thirty was the highest something like that. I did you think that on
night one that they lost twelve women? Yeah, because the truth is we
couldn't get to know most of them, so it's like they didn't notice that
they left. Yeah, I guess. I guess I didn't see. I
felt like I didn't see that much any women leave, but they I guess
they didn't show them all. Okay anyway exactly, and once they're gone,
we're like, okay bye. By the way, Jess has butterflies like may
Ma or maymm. I had butterflies. Tell you, m hmmm. I
don't know what it is about Jess, but it's just not work. It's
not clicking with me. It's I think there's still going to be issues there.
I just wrote Lauren and Allison are so aggressive, and one of them
was this at the beginning, when I was like, well, I think
it's Alison was like, it's fine, we're so different, are you?
Are you real different girls? And then they give us a reminder. This
is probably what you're talking about. The reminder and the date card and all
this stuff. So they get oh yeah, they get their date card.
They lose their mind. They lose their mind that the date card shows up.
Yeah, and so whatever. So the first group, there's going to
be two group dates and one one on one And can I just read you
who? Group date one? Is? Sure? We have Rachel Taylor,
Kelsey t LEXI is that right? Evelyn? Is there an Erica? I
wrote that down. Yes, Erica's cute, curly hair dancing one. But
that's her name. I love her, and yeah, Maria, Lauren and
JS. Okay, so this is kind of funny. They read their stupid
thing and it's some dumb bride shit, some dumb wedding gown stuff that they
have to do that they always have them do. It's so antiquated, right,
Like it's so I wrote down, this is so antiquated, I freaking
wrote. God. Now I feel like I have to send you like my
notes to proof. I feel like you're gonna think, Okay, you're lying,
well, I believe you. Why would you lie? What a weird
We just have such the same brain sometimes yeah, yet we have a different
brain enough to make it interesting. But it's so funny that that was my
exact I was like that, why right, right, Like it's so tacky
and like we got to get married. But it's so funny because as terrible
as that day, I was like, I'm glad. I wish i'd be
if I was there, I'd want to be in the other group. And
as soon as I found out with the other group date was, I was
like, oh, man, the bride one would have been better for me.
What was that such? Oh the other one? Was like hat,
yes, yes, I hate that stuff so much. Yeah, I'd much
rather dress up in a gown and drink for sure. Like so they're they're
all they're all excited. So it's funny they read the card and you know
they're going to do this bridal thing. I get up to get a glass
of water. I leave the show on. So but I live in a
like small apartment, so it's not like I had to go far to go
to the kitchen to get a glass of water. I can still hear the
show I go get my glass of water. I come back and they're already
in their wedding gowns. From the date card to me getting up in eight
seconds to get a glass of water, They're like, they're they're in their
gowns. Yeah. I have a feeling that the the editing on that somebody
was just like, oh my god, who cares. Somebody mercifully was like,
we don't need to show them picking out all the dresses to show one
girl falling, and then we're good, that's great. And also and then
give them go pros. That's the I think the editor is brilliant. They're
like, you know what, let's not show all that and let's give them
their own little cameras, so that their own little cameras and the limo.
And Maria was actually really kind of she was making it all about her,
but it was making me laugh. She was very into looking at herself.
Did okay, I have a question and I in the moment, I was
like, I could go back and rewatch this, or I could just ask
Cecily tomorrow. But when Maria was talking on the GoPro, was she not
saying that she that she her dad is not in the picture. Well,
that's what I understood, because I got confused. I understood how whatever she
said triggered something about dad triggered Lauren because she had lost her dad seven months
prior. So I got that, but I couldn't figure that. I was,
yeah, I'm same. I couldn't figure out if Maria had said that
she lost her dad and was so it was making her a little sad.
And then Lauren one hundred percent one upter and it was like, was my
dad only seven months ago? And then made the whole rest of the about
herself. It completely happened. We just don't know exactly what Maria like.
We didn't look that up, but something and we're still not going to but
yeah, she said something, Lauren lost her mind. I didn't fault Lauren
for that in that moment. I mean later I did. At first,
I was like, well, maybe we don't hate Lauren, maybe she's just
going through some shit. Yeah, okay, but she was so and then
girls are starting to enemies are forming we don't know yet, like Taylor and
Jezz you know, certain people are like just they don't like each other for
whatever reason. We get it. We don't like any of them. So
we understand, well, right, nobody likes Jess, right. They all
think she's because of the whole thing from the beginning when she was like I
got a little kissy, I got a smooch, Stephanie, I got a
smoochie. I mean I would like you just straight for that. Like,
even if like take jealousy out of it. Let's say I didn't even like
the guy, I'd be like, I can't be friends with someone who says
that, right of course, But you know they're I think they were all
rightfully like, who is this bitch? What are you doing? Have you
not seen the show before? Like you're going to make enemies immediately? Right,
Yeah, she car ma and then we'll get to that. I guess
my sob story is so so lame. Oh my god, it was crazy.
So they all start weirdly dancing. I thought that was weird. And
then they have to pretend that they're in a reception. Yeah, I get
well, I just read low stakes. It felt really low stakes. Oh
I hate And here's another thing. First of all, I don't like when
they do the I think it's Franco the photographer, right, you know,
but in this episode, I was wishing for him. I'm like, you
can't just what are you talking about? A fake reception? Like what does
that even mean? Like and when they had to compete for, who was
going to get a dance with him? Or are you thinking like is that
nessa? Is that the thing that they're they should be competing for? Shouldn't
everybody get a dance with him? I mean you're at a wedding reception,
Like, how is your time that limited that only one person can have a
dance? Why it's not such a good point. Why not have it be
everybody gets a dance with him? It's only like nine girls and then and
then you compete whoever he has he's vibing with the most or whatever. Then
that person gets like actual private time with him later. Yeah, that's what
I meant, like low stakes. Also, the musical chairs, Okay,
they make them do musical chairs. He's sitting at this table. Oh my
god, musical chairs is right up there for me. Uh with Oh my
god. With dodgeball, it's just just terrible. Well no it doesn't have
to be. Normally it does not get as dodgeball is horrific because it's so
violent. I mean, it gave me like to this day. I'm triggered
even hearing those words, and I had to hide out. I don't know
about you and Junior High, I would hide. I always said I was
sick when it was dodgeball day. Absolutely not happening. But musical Chairs isn't
usually. I mean Evelyn leapt over the table. It was Evelyn, right.
Yeah, she's very, very extra, and she's so intense, and
she's constantly crying. She you know what, It's just gives desperate energy.
And the girl is absolutely freaking stunning, but she's not right. They don't
seem to click at all. So she's just in it for the game.
Yes, and she keeps saying that. Yes, she keeps saying I need
to win. Yeah, it's really a lot. And then she leapt on.
She landed on Lauren. I'm surprised Lauren did not sue production over that,
but so is that And then so she and Maria I guess like they
got to sit next to him, I mean big steaks. Yeah, that's
what that's what you risked your life, Evelyn. You risked like breaking an
ankle so that you could sit next to him, right, I just want
to calm A lot of them did I just want to go listen, relax.
He's he's cute, but like, you'll have your time to talk to
him, right, And Evelyn finally does get that right, you know,
and he's like, I love a tough lady. That's not a good Joey
voice. Hold On, I was letting. I got distracted by the dog.
Oh okay, I thought you were like I thought you were doing a
hold on, I've got to get my impression voice ready, let me get
my part, let me get my impression box. Hey, well I can't
did Joey is so hard? I told you you saw my impression buffalo.
Yes, yeah, like it just very like good. I can't do it,
but it's it's very specific. So they're not gonna Evelyn is not going
to go far. I can just tell you that. I know she makes
the cut, but whatever. But meanwhile, Lauren is the worst. And
so if if you felt bad for her at all in the limo, which
I I didn't, but I felt like you might. I stially lost her
dad not not that long ago. I could see you having that feeling of
just like wow, this is a little bit triggering, yeah and making me
sad. But somehow she makes you not feel for her because why, Okay,
tell me, because so she's all bummed, and Marie is being really
nice about it, trying to like say it's okay, Like Maria's trying to
help all the women like be their best right for whatever. And then Lauren's
like, I don't know, I guess. I mean, I'll just go
maybe I'll just have a margarita. And I just wrote down honey, and
margarita is not the answer for you, maybe for some not for you.
She's just Lauren has some isms. She's wants. She's getting her drink on,
she's constantly talking about booze, she's shoveling cake in her mouth, she's
eating her feelings. There's a lot. Lauren has a lot. She's got
a lot happening. So meanwhile Jess is like, I just wrote it's so
awesome, okay, y'all y'all. So Taylor calls her out. Taylor is
not having Jess at this point. She's like, whatever, that fake,
that southern shit she's doing on No, that was kind of funny. The
girl who's like, well, they're all making fun of her whole I don't
want to so I don't want to be that girl's basically being that girl again.
Yes, we just want to be that girl. But like, I
just like Joey so much. I mean, I just like we have something.
And I send a picture down down to Pepa and me Ma and they
said they think he's the one. We don't do. We don't believe in
any like harrow cards or anything like that, because that's witchcraft and we don't
do that. But we do have moonshine, and what we do is we
sprinkle moonshine. I just like the idea of like, and I'm from Texas,
you guys, so I'm not listen. I know these people. I
know them. Well, just take moonshine with sprinklet onto the sidewalk and it
tells us our fate. And he told me Joey's gonna be my husband,
so y'all better just go home. She really I don't know, like if
she's acting or if this really is if she's just like I think everyone can
tell that Joey and I make to be. It's just like it. And
it's because she looks like Brittany from vander Pump. I think that's kind of
brushing up against me a little bit too, because you know how I feel
about Brittany drags. What if she just started calling Joey jacks drags. I'm
sorry, everybody who has joy name. When I'm from we got called jacks.
This is why we remember. We just don't remember to account stress enough
that I am from a small town in Texas and I love my hometown.
And I am not mocking that I am mocking Jess. I think I think
we understand. Okay. Also, there are other people who are probably Southern
that we're not making fun of. It's just it's a certain brand, right.
There's a lot of people of southernness in your face because I think I'm
being adorable, I don't know. I man, I'm just rid tragers donkeys
they don't have donkeys. Yes, now you're just as a word salad.
And there was a couple I just wrote down Rachel's but then she ended up
ended up liking her. She's the one who, oh right, right right
from Hawaii? Yes, yes, yes, yes, okay, So he
has to So that brings us to Joey needs to decide who is going to
get I mean, as if this is the biggest thing, as if this
is like, oh, this person gets immunity. Are you going to have
a dance with? Oh god, who's he going to pick? There's so
much on the line. And who blew you away? Because he said somebody
is like someone blew me away, and it was Rachel. Really, she
did a fake toast, so she got up there and she did kind of
a funny thing. I mean she did like a little toast and acted like
they were already married. Who's kind of boring. It's not, let's know,
Maria, I'll tell you that. But it blew him away, right,
She gets a first dance and then they have a little chemistry. I
didn't see that coming. And the reward was and this is where, Okay,
I make fun of these people the Batch for having bands like Lanco who
you've never heard of in your whole life, or people that you know they're
trying to break new artists. I guess I'll get mad at you when you
say things like that, because there's always someone on our like comments that's like
you don't know this band? Oh yeah, pretty big, Stephanie. Yeah.
But I but it's never anybody that people you know. It's like you're
the it's the bachelor. They could have anybody that's what I don't understand,
Like they're ABC there that do you understand it? It's Warner it's Warner Music,
so they should have anyone from the label, right, So it's the
and they could whoever they're going to put on there is going to do it
because it's huge exposure. Yeah, so they don't have to have somebody that
knows whatever, Okay whatever that's you're interrest with. Who they had because I
thought it was huge, Well that's what I was gonna say. So then
they have Michael Bolton. Yes, I thought that was such a good get.
I kind of got a little I'm not a huge Michael Bolton fan,
but he sounds amazing. I wrote, he does sound amazing, But like
what I mean, Michael Bolton was available. He was probably sleeping outside.
I thought it was great. I have to say I really I was like,
I hadn't a long time seen somebody where I was like, whoa,
that's I don't know. I was impressed Michael. Episode was like, wait,
so you're saying I get to I get shelter, I can hang out
on the set all day. Can I have a Can I eat with the
crew? They're like, yes, you can, do non union crew.
They have him split, so you can do crafty, but it's not the
union crafty. And by the way, can I also do a macro note?
I know it's a little late to do this now I cannot. I
tried to count how many times Joey said that everyone should lean in? Stop?
Is that the new lean in as the new journey? Oh my god,
I didn't. I didn't even notice that. Bes That's like, so,
isn't that Cheryl Sandberg or whatever? I wrote, You're not a fucking
ted talk stop And He's like, I really, Rachel, I really like
tell you. She really leaned into the toast. He said it like different
people at different times. Michael Bolton leaned in. Michael Bolton, thank you
for leaning into this episode. Oh my god, this is really making me
laugh today. Okay, so they do they have a little date date?
I said, they have a romantic date. I wrote, this is my
note, and this is why I'm problematic writing these notes, because I think
I will absolutely know what I'm talking about later. Do not over explain to
yourself, Stephanie, And then I write, they have a romantic date.
But I'm concerned because Lauren is pounding Champagne. I wrote exactly the same thing,
but just different. I just said, the ladies are handling their date,
well except maybe Lauren mm hmm. So same thing. So then Maria
Maria pulls some Oh this is when she okay, this was kind of weird.
Oh yeah, this is the after party. Yeah, there's like,
yeah, they're all kind of together. She pulls them so that they can
chat, and then she's like, I'm sorry, this is so uncomfortable what
I'm wearing. I'll be right back. Just I'm going to slip into something
a little more comfortable. She comes back in a belly costume or belly danswer
costume outfit. Yeah, and since when is a is just wearing a bra
more well, okay, I answered my own question. Of course wearing a
bra is more comfortable, but not in front of cameras. Oh, she
don't give a shit. She just went right and you know, at first
I was like, oh my god, ew, but then I was like,
that's just our Maria. She really doesn't seem to care, Like there's
something about her that's so self actualized that she doesn't bother me because she's just
her. No, she doesn't bother me either, I'm fine with her.
I like her. I liked her later even more, but I was not
minding even this part. She looks she reminds me a little. There's a
famous person that someone mentioned. She looked like what's her name? Oh my
god, she's like Carlton, uh well, liah Lydia from Real Housewives from
Orange County. Remember Lydia from Orange County Housewives who was very religious. Yes,
he looks like her, but it's not her. It's Margaret what's her
face? She was in like Once upon a time in Hollywood. She's famous,
that's her. She's Margaret's. Yeah. I think she's the daughter of
Andy mcdell. Yes, she has a little bit of her vibe quality.
It's quality. Yeah, Quali, I was gonna say Quimby, but that
is definitely not right. You're right, she kind of has that mixed with
I don't know. She definitely looks like a lot of people, but she's
got her own thing happening, and it worked. Although I noticed their kiss,
you know, I'm always like kissed, Cam always right on the kit
like it was super pecky. Yeah, and he doesn't kiss everyone like that.
He is a pretty good kisser. I have decided and I don't.
There's there was something off there. I's just just want to say that.
So then you notice that, Yeah, I noticed it too. Yeah.
Well I think it's because she was more she was the one who was more
in charge of the of the kissing. Yeah, maybe he wasn't giving back.
Yeah, I thought. I mean I thought that the first night too.
Remember when she was like, I'm not going to kiss him, I'm
not going to kiss him, and then she did and then she was like
I couldn't now, but I kissed him, and it was like, well,
yeah, and you definitely kissed him. He wasn't kissing her that night.
But anyway, go on, Yeah, maybe that's it. It just
it made me laugh when she was so now she's just changed. They're all
in their outfits different from the wedding outfits. She comes back in a different
outfit to the girls, just in a broad underwear, and they're like,
what the fuck? I could see that annoying them. I mean I get
that, I'd be annoyed. You're like, what why are you naked?
Yes? Like what whatever? Mm hmm yeah, and Jess gets I just
said, Jess gets in her head. She's upset. She's like, she's
like, the other ladies are bringing me day. Well, now I'm doing
a weird I don't know what accent that is. I did not know what
under eh. I feel like I got I gotta talk to him. I
gotta like something to him. So she but this was what her big SOB
story. Everyone has to have a SOB story. So Lauren is real sad
because you know, she lost her dad seven months ago. We're gonna get
to Daisy, but here's Jess. I dined a guar for a while,
but I kind of lost myself, you know. And then you know there
was some man for dal Me. And then he's like, Joe's like,
he cheated on your yeir cheated like you when you were eighteen. That's your
big story. Yes, And I didn't even believe the story. I didn't
believe it. I like wrote down. She's like, okay, yeah,
she's outside being a hot chocolate girl, like cuddling with a blanket, and
she's like, I wish I had a hot Toddy red now because I'm so
chilly. And then Joey sits down and she's like, oh oh, He's
like how are you? She goes, oh, I didn't even I don't
want to bring this up, but I didn't want to bring it up so
early. But one time when I was in college, I didn't go calm,
just kidding. He got cheated on me, and it was such a
broad accusation that it made up. So I just wrote name him, name
him, name him, because who. First of all, every guy cheated
on you before twenty two. I can assure you that it is not your
bachelor story. No, no, And did you notice that? Afterward?
After this scene, Joey says, I have no doubt that Jesse thinks I
could be her person like that is never a good sign. He's like,
I have no doubt Jesse really likes me. He never says he thinks anything
like that. He's into her. Oh that's really you might be feel good
Joey. Yeah, And then he turns to camera. Yeah, I think
I make her feel good. But then he gets her the fucking rose.
Yeah, because she because somebody broke up with her one, I mean,
someone cheated on her once. Haa. It's like, Joey pays yourself,
there's going to be such better sob stories, yes and speaking which. Meanwhile,
back at the house, the date card comes and it's a one on
one for Daisy, who we're not going to get into her family stuff,
but I still very much like her. She really is one of my favorites.
I'm gonna say it. I don't know because we only know. We
don't know more than what she's bringing into this house at this point, right,
I have to commend us both though that she we called sad eyes mm
hmmmm hmm. Before we read that, there was something that she'd gone through
a lot. Before we read that, we were like, she's got really
sad eyes. She's gone through some We found out a lot more in this
episode, but it really annoyed me when she's telling the girls about it.
First, She's like, I just I do want to tell you about you
know, I'd had complete hearing loss and all this, you know, and
the ladies and the it's people that aren't really listening so you could say anything
and they're all going, oh, can you imagine, Like, yeah,
I almost died. I had to go to Europe for you know, a
month long treatment. I was sicker than I've ever been. I completely lost
my hearing. I've had to have like major surgery, honey. Anyway,
Yeah, you're so cute. Okay, what are y'all wearing a net?
Okay, So back at the wedding reception, Lauren talks to Joey and she's
like, yeah, she finally talks to him. She's like, yeah,
today it's just been really hard. It kind of hit me that my dad's
not going to be there for my wedding, like, you know, walking
down the aisle the father daughter dance and Joey's like, oh, I'm really,
I'm sorry, I'm sorry the day was really tough for you. And
she's like, yeah, I mean if I didn't like you, I would
have just left today. Yes, she is a lot. I want to
give her a compliment though. She is a very pretty crier. She like
somehow cries makeup into the right place. I've never seen anything like it.
She cried highlighter, it like perfectly formed. And then he was like wiping
this beautiful. I've never seen tears that big and that glittery. M It
was just gorgeous. It was like a Disney animated movie where like the like
the tears falls in a sparkle into the pond. Mm hmmm. I know
that's very specific, but I do want to say she it was nice to
look at good for her, but she's had a lot of work done,
I believe for such a young lady. Oh yeah, I mean they're they're
very kardashian esque. I think that both both of those women are there for
I don't want to say the wrong reasons, but I'm gonna say it.
Uh huh, other reasons besides. Notice at this point, this is when
Joey said, like, the rose is going to go to who leaned in
the most? Oh no, I think he said it. Maybe I wrote
that down as a joke, but I thought he said it again. And
yeah, he gives it to Jazz. Some dude cheated or to come on.
And then I felt kind of bad for Lauren, not that it should
be about that, because he doesn't have a spark with Lauren or Jess at
this point. So, okay, let's get to Daisy State. Okay,
hello after of course, Hello Chapter Music Festival. Now what is that called
the Beach Life? Something I'd not heard of that? Where'd they go the
beach Life? Yes? And also had you I mean again with the it's
Bahamas. Everybody loves Bahamas. And then she has to go like, oh
my god, shut up, Shut the fuck up, Bahamas. We're not
we're seeing we have VIP seating to Bahamas. You mean you're making You're trying
to say that, like the producers are trying to force make something happen.
Yes, okay, Like yeah, whenever they'd go somewhere that's so stupid,
like some restaurant we've never heard of, rat Time, Sallly's, you're telling
me that we get to go to rat Time Sallie's, Oh my god.
I didn't think in my lifetime this girl I've never heard. I went and
looked up. I'm like, who's this Bahamas, Bahamas? And no,
it's not anybody famous? Okay, the band Okay, So but then she
I thought it was also kind of like you're going to take someone with hearing
issues, so they are hearing issues to a very loud music festival. I'm
not saying she wouldn't like music. I'm sure she would, but she it's
hard for her to hear him when they're It was hard for me to hear
him when they were talking outside of the festival. Yeah, and then I
was having like the worst kind of empathy where I couldn't enjoy it because I
was feeling it through what she might have been feeling, and I was feeling
uncomfortable for her. So then I wasn't able to enjoy myself, which I
think that's the biggest concern. I should be enjoying myself. We need to
get you a counselor this, we should have a standby counselor so they make
out on they bring him up on stage, they're whoever singing, Nobody cares.
You can tell they don't want it. The musicians were like, yeah,
let's bring up the Bachelor. Like he's like, ah, this is
not what I signed up for. Well, this is the thing. It's
like, this is all the wrong audience for all of it. So even
so the Bachelor audience and probably Joey and Daisy are like, who the fuck
is Bahama? But that's the name of this that's the guy that was that
brought them up. Yes, that was the singer. When he's like,
guess what I have really good news. We're we are going to see Bahama,
and she's like, Bahama, We're going to see Bahama And I was
like, there's no fucking way, Daisy's ever heard of this band. And
then you've got the crowd of people that are people that would like this band,
who are like, what the fuck is the Bachelor? That's not anything.
So it's a Canadian musician Bahamas. Yeah, this is that's hilarious.
I didn't even know what you were. Okay, oh that's hilarious. That's
who that guy was. It didn't look anything like the guy online. Yeah,
oh my god, Oh that's a sad get. That's what's really ridiculous
saying where they're trying to force you and they made her get act like she
was super excited that they're going to see Bahama and getting a getting vip seats.
They're all vip seats because there's people are there to see that guy,
I know. And then it's also really funny too, douse. That guy
isn't even there to see that guy, right, he was not having it.
We know people like that who like didn't quite make it as a musician
or comedian the way they wanted to, and so they're just above it all,
even if they're playing on ABC's The Bachelor, which should be like exciting
for them. They're like, I used to get girls. Yeah, I
used to be able to go to a walk down Sunset Boulevard get the girls
not anymore? Yeah, all right, so they do. They make out.
They're really cute. She hasn't told him yet, so he sits her
down. He's like, and I commend her, like she does not she's
not using this as a way to like get a rose. I mean,
she has to tell him because she has she doesn't hear him all the time,
right, She's gonna have to like literally tell him. Why. So
he's like, oh, tell me about your non profit. So then it's
so much more than just losing her hearing she had lyme disease, which I
did not realize. Yeah, and did have to do this huge tree.
I really really liked her. Then she got the m planned. I don't
think he said it. I think, okay, so I got this is
it co clear co clear implant? And then he's like, love it,
because remember he kept saying love it. Yes, he did seem a little
scared, like I don't know now what to do, but he was sweet
about it. I noticed after he knew he spoke to her more like in
you know, kind of mouth things bigger to her. Maybe it was awkward
at first because he was now like being louder and you know he's he's just
what if he just for the rest of the show when he talks to her,
he's like, hi, Daisy, or he starts signing, but he
doesn't know sign language, so it's like just not gibberish, and the producers
have to be like Joey that it's just honestly it's offensive. And he's like,
what I'm trying to I'm not thinking I'm doing real sign language. I'm
just trying to, Like it's like charades. I'm really good at charades.
And they're like, do you just please don't do that. But if we're
looking at the sign language, you're just saying dinosaur, dinosaur, monster,
and that's you're not saying anything. You're just moving your hands the same way,
keep saying dinosaur. And he's like, but I think she appreciates it.
We're I think we're on the same wavelength. I wonder how far she'll
go. I I really like her. I don't know how much spark I'm
feeling now between them. Oh really do you feel it? I mean I
like her a lot. I'm she's still in She's I guess she's still in
my top three. As far as who he might choose, but we'll we'll
end with that. Okay. I feel like we're just that's that's our show.
We're good. You guys are good, and there's a little more left.
But we didn't really take notes on that. Okay. Yes, so
she tells the whole story. Then it's then it's a second group date time,
Yes, which is the what like some kind of fucking mud fun run
ship that we hate. He's like picking up some huge tire rolling it around
and I would be so mad. Also, they need to stop trying to
make Demi happen. I know she's she's fall on many different seasons. She's
been kind of problematic. It's like a kind of yeah, Jubilee, Like
do we need Jubilee here in the boot camp? I don't think we do.
We don't need any of that. I hate it. Oh that was
just terrible. Yeah, and it felt very real world challenge. I'm like,
what is this the child? And even though I loved the challenge for
a really long time and watched it for really a lot longer than you would
think for Johnny Bananas, even like I would flip through the activities, I
would only get to where they're like making out and drinking in the house.
I didn't need to see whatever them like swinging on ropes and shit, I
don't care. You know. It's it's funny because when I was doing this
podcast with Angel, I would try to explain that I didn't care, and
Angel loved, like all those challenges, that's her favorite part. So it
was really funny because I'd be like, well, then good, you can
if you have any notes, I would just be like, I've nothing.
I just skipped. I just skipped it. So if you have and whatever
you have to say, go for it. Then she'd have her thoughts about
it. But that does seem helpful, Yeah, because I see pink T
shirts and blue T shirts and I'm out. I scroll until I don't see
like those T shirts anymore. Like I don't care. My Blue team wins.
That's all that matters. They like do their shit. Blue team wins.
No one got hurt, right, And that's the other thing. And
so the steaks are instead of the whole Blue team getting to spend time with
Joey, only one girl, there's only one like MVP, they get to
have Joey time. That made no sense, no sense, no sense whatsoever.
Okay, and how about who he chose. So Edwina mm hmm.
So yeah, this is my notes on this. I go, they do
some tire shit, then they have to do like capture the flag but with
hearts and paintball, and I don't know, I have lost interest. This
is where my and then I said, Edwina grabbed first pink heart, and
my girl Kelsey got the second one. Then I said, Kelsey's your girl.
I like Kelsey. She's one of my ones that I called for winning
the whole thing. Wow. Yeah, okay, I like her. Remember
she's the one. Now I can't quite remember why I liked her, but
she's she's she's very normal. I like her. You'll see, you'll see
anyway. Okay, So Edwena is making a very big attempt and this is
not a slam. She tells us this. She's trying to be vulnerable.
She knows that that she understands the assignment. She's not sure if she's going
to be able to complete the assignment. But she does. But she does
well. She does fine. She's fine, she's fine. I have no
feelings about her either way. She's fine. I was a little bored by
that. But then you go back to the house and this is okay,
this is where the drama begins. This is where the episode starts. Actually,
so thanks for being with us to this point. Okay, but I
just I just want to say that this is where I wrote. Okay,
so Edwena's being vulnerable, she says she was. She tells him about growing
up in an African household and it does sound really hard, and I wrote
that she starts crying. And Joey is so fucking sweet and a good listener.
Oh gosh, she's gonna bring no drama. That's right where I was
like, uh oh, he's too He's so nice. I don't mind that
though. I know what you're saying, but he is sweet. He does
seem very present like he does. He's really a good listener. He's like
an active listener. He's a good dude. What if you just find out
it's from scientology. He learned how to really look into like you don't just
look at someone's eyes. You have to look into their pupils really and then
repeat every last Okay, so I'm going to try to do it to you.
Just over zoom. Okay, Okay, so just say say something to
me, and I'm gonna show you with this I had. My mom wasn't
really super nice to me growing up. I just I felt not seen.
I see you like it's just some sort of cult thing that he learned to
do, but maybe not. Okay, So I just want to get to
this house fight because this is yeahazy, let's get you. So, Medina
are our girl, right, old Medina? Uh huh. He's starting to
talk about how she just feels a lot of pressure and she feels really old
to be the oldest person there. Old old, old old. Look she's
thirty fucking one years old. Right, I miss At this point, I
just wrote I missed the Golden Bachelor so much, so, so so much,
for so many reasons. And then the fight that ensues. So okay,
Sydney, I try to explain to me what happens next because I got
a little kids. Okay, so what they overhear so they can hear that
Maria is talking about it, and she's like, I guess Medina thinks she's
too old, but like, fuck, I'm twenty nine. I'm old too.
Who cares like we're older than Joey? He yeah, let's all be
old. Let's like twenty nine. Yeah, and she's basically Maria is in
a loud kind of force full because that's her personality. She's like, let's
not get who cares about age, like Joeyda is not gonna care, like
that is not a bad thing, like own it girl, Like I'm I'm
old too. So suddenly Sydney's like, oh shit, no she didn't.
I overheard somebody talking smack about my girl Medina and funky cold Medina is my
girl. Like I don't know if it's been established, if everybody else knows,
but we're best friends now because we've known each other for two days and
I Am not going to fucking stand for somebody talking shit. Okay, So
meanwhile, we already know that there's been nobody was talking shit, nothing happened,
nothing happens, all completely made up. But she's gotten, she's decided
that she's now riled up. And I think it was I mean, you
tell me. I feel like it was kind of clear that Sydney was just
look either looking for any kind of drama or this was left over from them
all being jealous of her, you know, coming in and like barely wearing
anything. I mean, I could be a little bit of both. I
think they want to create something to get her out. They want to make
her look bad. So it's either there's no good scenario. They're either like
manipulative and trying to like force her out, or they're just so steep.
I mean, she's just so dumb Sydney, you know what I mean.
It was just like I don't like that. I just know no one's going
to talk about my girl like that. Why did you see her age?
We've all known people like this, we all knew people in high school,
junior high like this, right, girls like this, and it's just like
you're dealing with like there's nothing in between the eyes, there's nothing happening,
right. I love, which is what we said at the beginning of this
episode. I love that Maria did not get like overtaken by that. She's
like, what evers, You're not going to break me. But at first
she's like, Okay, well we'll hold on. I have to try to
I have to try to stop this because this could you know. She understands
how the game is played yea, and she knows that they could start making
up stuff. So she's going to try to get She's going to try to
diffuse it immediately, right, So she's like, Medina, can I talk
to you for a minute, And now Medina is decided. I think.
I feel like this is a plot. I feel like she and Sydney are
like, yeah, let's get this girl out. Let's because she's like,
I don't really want to talk to you right now. I'm just really about
Joey. I need to have a conversation. I just I'm yeah, I
just read she's just not sharp. And the way before this, I believe
because now they're at the cocktail party. You know, this is all the
cocktail, Like Lexi, let's not forget that she drew him. I thought
that was kind of funny. Oh my god, I thought it was really
cute. I thought it was cute. Yeah, and I think and by
the way, I think he appreciated like her being funny. Yes, I
did too, and it was and he thought that she was joking when she
was like, listen, I'm kind of pretty much a renowned artist. I
don't know if like you know, but you know, it's my stuff has
gotten around to like museums and stuff like that, so you're about to see
something pretty cool, like she was having our sense of humor I thought.
And then when he goes, oh, is that a goldfish or whatever,
she's like, no, it's a dolphin. And then he goes She's like,
well, it's an aspiring dolphin. She was being very funny. She
was cute. And then who had the French hoorn? Was that Caitlin?
That was no, Yeah, that was Caitlin, who's like the nerd,
who's like the science girl, the chemist. Yeah, that was really cute,
and she had kind of cute nerd vibes. And he said something.
At this point, Joey said something. I think he unless I heard it
wrong, but I think he messed up. He's like, I mean,
obviously they know they're all beautiful on the inside, but I need to make
sure they know they're all beautiful on the outside. Like, honey, I
think you flipped that, but I could have flipped it in my brain,
I remember. So then everybody's still riled up. Taylor, Marie, everyone's
Taylor gets involved, everyone's all up in everyone's business. That's when I had
to go back and watch it again because I was like, well, we
need more than that. It really repeats. The thing is nothing really changed.
Sydney kept saying like I've got Medina's back, and Maria's like, what
are you talking about? So that just never ended Marie, Uh yeah,
So Maria is just not understanding and she's kind of asking. She's they're all
together, and she goes, hey, everybody all you all saw this right,
Like I'm not crazy, Like I literally said I'm old too, because
I was trying to like say that it doesn't matter. Our age, doesn't
matter. That Joey is very cool guy and he's not going to be like
he's not going to care that somebody's thirty one and nobody, nobody's nobody's like
exactly Maria, She's no, They just all just sit there. Who was
it that said is like, if she's thirty one, it's not a problem.
You're not validating her age is a problem in her heart? Yes,
says their age is a problem in her heart. I think that was Taylor,
who's also terrible, right, and it wanted Taylor, who doesn't make
it. That just the dumbest fight ever. And it just felt like,
like I said, either they're they're sabotaging or they're really dumb, but either
way, they're really annoying. But then let's get to jacket gait for to
what our four tr are, for the right reasons. So Evelyn's all hyped
up again and she's crying again, constantly crying, not really sure why.
Nothing happened, nothing changed, but she's just you know what, maybe she's
just really amissing. People are feelers and she's emotional. But she makes some
kind of I saw this right sort of patchwork work jacket that says for the
right reasons so that he can feel like he's when he wears that he's getting
a hug from her, and he's like, I love but he genuinely seems
to love it, which I thought was surprising. He likes it. He's
like, no one's ever given me a gift like this. It's like,
oh my god, really, not even your uncle. The first tennis racket.
You're going to wear this jacket outside of the Bachelor. I'm shocking that.
I'm shocked that we haven't had a visit from Uncle Joey yet. I
know to beerrate him and tell him that he doesn't know who he is.
It's coming, all right. So their girls are trying to get time with
Joey, and Lauren is starting to get anxious. Let's not forget about Lauren.
She's feeling really pissed off. I did. For a moment, She's
like kind of talking to herself. She's like, oh, I'm crying again.
I don't want to talk to him and crying again. And I've had
those moments where I like tell myself, like, okay, so keep it,
like, don't tell him everything right away. But on a first bumble
date, I'm like, Okay, so I suffer from pretty dark depression.
It comes and goes totally situational though, so it's really on you. If
you're cool to me, it's gonna be fine. No, it's not codependence.
But I do totally like I felt her for a second. But then
she's so aggressive. Yeah, she doesn't give the guy any room to like
she's already made up her mind that like, you're not going to be enough
for me, you're not supporting me, Like I think it was. I
think he just had I think he would have tried. I totally think I
think her thing backfired. I think she wasn't ready to leave, and I
think she was like just pissed off. And she's the kind of person that
breaks up with you all the time but doesn't really want to break up with
you. So she's like, ah, I'm sorry, I just got to
tell you I'm leaving anyway. I can't sit down. I'm in a leather
so pissed. And then he's like, oh no, I don't want you
to leave like I feel. And then I think he was probably happy though
about it, so he's sort of doing it. I leave, but I
mean, I guess you've made up your mind, so by you know what,
maybe we just go ahead and get in the van. I think it's
best that we just get you know what, there's nothing I really what you're
saying to me is there's nothing I can see. She's sort of like,
oh shit, now I have to leave, right, And I think she
was focused on like, oh shit, now my sister is going to fucking
win this thing, right. I mean, she had to be escorted out.
There's no way we could spend more time with her. They bring the
cake, So she had a cake that she was going to bring Joey,
a red velvet cake, and I believe that story, like she's like,
this better really be late. He's like, well, do you want to
go ahead and least eat the cake? She's like yes, And then it's
not red velvet. She's so like she is a is a restaurant server's biggest
nightmare, because she's the kind of person that will have no problem complaining about
you to management, because she'll just be like, the only thing I wanted.
This server has been getting it wrong the whole time, which we've been
fine, but the one thing, the one thing that needed to go right
was that I needed this to be a red velvet cake. And she couldn't
even do that right. Right then she she throws the cake on the ground.
This is and I've never I learned this word from you. I'd never
heard this word before and I haven't used it in a long time. But
I just wrote, like an absolute cuz did you make that word up?
Oh I've never heard anyone say it about you. Oh yeah, noah,
cuss. It's such a lighter version of kunt. It's well, I mean,
we said we want either way, let's say cus. But like,
so production has to clean that up or there's some animal that's going to eat
that and get sick. Yep, you piece of shit, like out of
here. I can't believe I ever defended her. I'm so embarrassed. Sorry,
Yeah, and don't forget it, uh, which I mean it's kind
of past the point now, but I just I like these moments where Lauren
thinks she's making she's do she's doing her things, she's doing an OTF,
she's got the microphone and she's like, I hate it here. She thinks
she's being and Joey walks in on it. That would be so embarrassing.
So now she's totally busted because she can't she can't do it. Differently to
him, he's he just walked in on her going I hate it here,
And that's where I think she has to go, like I'm leaving right,
she had to show. But again, like I said, he was happy
with it. This is per like he wasn't necessarily going to sund her home
at this point, but he doesn't want her there. So it was a
perfect Serah was like, oh no, that's so sad. Oh let's get
you Stratt, let's get you in, let's get your seatbelt on, here's
your cake by okay, So the rose ceremony, Alison is crying because Lauren
left. I was like, oh please get both need to leave. But
all right, so Alison's so let's go through it. Rachel Lexi the artist
who we love Kelsey A and Kelsey T. Which one's the one you love?
I love the black Kelsey, but I love but well, no,
I love the I love both of them. You love both Kelsey's Okay,
Kelsey the one who's an actor. Oh right, So I think she is
so cute and like she's cute, Like she just looks kind of like spicy
looking. I think we haven't seen everything from her. She hasn't had a
lot. I like her a lot too. I don't think she's going to
go far in this that's just my personal just but you know what, You're
right, I have no basis for that other than we just haven't seen that
much. I think she I think she might surprise us. But but I
really also very much like the other Kelsey and I can't rip from the cast
Roast. When we were talking about her on the cast Roast, I remember
that she's she's kind of funny, she's very she was very normal. I
think he's gonna like her. Okay, we just haven't had any time then,
Jen Evelyn Autumn, Medina Autumn got like no time in this episode.
Did you notice that? Yeah, they did not given her much, so
maybe she's going to pop up. I mean he has to only get he
like doesn't have to. He keeps people that he doesn't necessarily know yet,
right, and sometimes if he thinks they're attractive, you know, he'll get
a one on one or something, so he gets a chance. You know
what I miss I missed three the two on ones. Oh, I feel
like we didn't do that. Did we do that last season at all?
I think we need more of those where it's really like high stakes, I
know, and somebody has to go home. I love that. Okay,
Then we have Leah, Caitlin, sor Ry Chrisa. I just wrote who.
I didn't even remember who Chrisa was. Oh yeah, I don't like
Chrisa's Chrisa. I don't like. I just don't know who she is.
She's just got this she in her coming out of the limo and she's just
like very she thinks she's she's kind of a lot, she's a lot.
Yeah, I just she I blocked her out, Maria. I liked that
star Alison so okay, Sydney and then Sydney and that felt like a producer
choice to me. Yep. So, then Taylor leaves I just wrote Gorge
just hair leaves, and that's the one we're talking about. Earlier, the
dancer, Yeah, what's her name? Erica said her. Yeah. I
loved her and I was shocked to see her go. I thought she was
actually the most stunning and kind of fun interesting person. But for whatever reason,
they get cute and like upbeat. I feel like they would have been
a good match. But you know, you can never account for like pheromones.
You don't know what it's like when you're sitting in you know, there's
so many people that you could on paper go oh my god, like this
person's perfect, and then you kiss him and it's just not it's just not
right. Sparky and spark I do think Joey is being how do I put
this? I mean, and I know, I know they all are to
a certain point, but I think he's being He's trying to be very liked
by the producers. He's trying to be like a good boy. I don't
think he's going to argue with much. I think he wants I think he
wants to come off and I'm not saying I think he is it's coming off
this way, but I think he really wants to come off as like a
good guy. I agree. I think he just is as you said,
and I think you're all of that is true. Who are your top Who
do you see in the top three right now? I see Daisy me too,
I see Lexi. I love her. Yeah, and I see I
think that that girl Caitlin is going to make the I think she's going to
make a come out of nowhere. I'm going to say Daisy Maria, and
I'm not sure, question Mark. I mean, Maria could be one of
those we don't have spoilers on this, so she could be one of those
that he's really into and keeps for a long time and then she freaks out.
She's like, I'm not into this. So yeah, interesting she could
cause I don't know, but I see her going far okay well, and
she's pissed he doesn't know her. And you remember she's from Canada, So
I don't think she's gonna go that she's not gonna win. But that is
not a thing. I don't agree with you on that. At one point,
when he's gonna when he's about to, you know, when she's wearing
her bra and lace get up, and he says to her, Hey,
I don't know anything about you. I know that you're from Canada and that's
about it. And I feel like I should get to know you. And
then he goes but in that outfit, basically he's like all I all I'm
thinking about is like wanting to kiss you, basically, right, And then
I think that goes well. M Like, I think I think he's not.
I think he sees her as like I'm attracted to her, but I
don't know her at all. But they've only known each other what like a
week at this point. I guess you know, there's not I mean,
I don't know. You can't. That's why you got to steal the time.
That's what I never understand. They're like, oh, if you could
any time, get up, stand up, go talk to him, I
know, the whole show. All right, let's do some shouts. Okay,
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