WEBVTT 1 00:00:04.839 --> 00:00:20.920 Uh, hello, good morning, good morning, good morning. This is 2 00:00:20.960 --> 00:00:24.519 like this is our new thing. I say, I say something, and 3 00:00:24.559 --> 00:00:31.000 then then nobody says anything back for a little while, Like you're getting adjusted 4 00:00:31.039 --> 00:00:35.359 to my mood. You're like, hmm, okay, what's what is she 5 00:00:35.600 --> 00:00:38.719 up? What is she doing here? What's happening? We're all just feeling 6 00:00:38.719 --> 00:00:41.200 each other out, you know what? In life, that's all it is. 7 00:00:41.240 --> 00:00:44.799 We're all just feeding each other's energies, reading them and feeding them. 8 00:00:45.039 --> 00:00:47.399 I just made that up. You can put that on a shirt. Joey 9 00:00:47.479 --> 00:00:50.759 reading them and feeding them or just reading them and feeding them. Do you 10 00:00:50.799 --> 00:00:54.240 have any mass startings? Because I do, Oh I do, I believe 11 00:00:54.320 --> 00:00:57.280 I mean, did I write them down as a question? I don't know. 12 00:00:57.399 --> 00:01:00.560 But uh, why don't you start with your macro notes? Okay macro 13 00:01:00.679 --> 00:01:07.879 notes. I love Joey. I love him, and yet he makes terrible 14 00:01:07.920 --> 00:01:14.680 TV. And this is this is where I'm a hypocrite, because you know, 15 00:01:14.920 --> 00:01:18.239 there's like there's seasons and I complain about the season and I go, 16 00:01:18.359 --> 00:01:23.519 these people are such assholes or whatever. But I guess you need somebody to 17 00:01:23.560 --> 00:01:30.280 be a little bit problematic because he's just he's so nice that I'm like, 18 00:01:30.359 --> 00:01:34.000 he's gonna get eaten alive by these women at some point. And I hope, 19 00:01:34.879 --> 00:01:41.239 I hope for everybody's sake that I don't know that he gets that he's 20 00:01:42.079 --> 00:01:46.359 not gets a backbone. But I'm worried. I'm worried that he's he's very, 21 00:01:46.439 --> 00:01:49.480 very nice, and he's so sweet and he's going to be such a 22 00:01:49.519 --> 00:01:55.319 people pleaser that it's gonna be hurtful for this season. I hear you, 23 00:01:55.480 --> 00:01:57.439 I hear sweet little Joey. We've always said this about him, but he's 24 00:01:57.560 --> 00:02:00.920 not. I don't I think it's that he doesn't have a backbone. I 25 00:02:00.959 --> 00:02:05.959 think he's just like he's just real chill. He reminds me of this guy 26 00:02:06.000 --> 00:02:08.319 I dated in college, okay, but always like I wanted there to be 27 00:02:08.360 --> 00:02:12.879 more sparks so I kind of pick fights because he was just like always kind 28 00:02:12.879 --> 00:02:16.120 of a little high. Not like like crazy, I've but just like he's 29 00:02:16.159 --> 00:02:20.360 the one first one that taught me how to like make a bong out of 30 00:02:20.400 --> 00:02:23.400 a sprite. Can you know he's that guy? I dated that guy in 31 00:02:23.439 --> 00:02:25.919 my thirties, so me too, the same guy. You and I both 32 00:02:25.960 --> 00:02:29.960 date the same guy in our thirties and is not the same guy from college. 33 00:02:29.960 --> 00:02:31.639 But yeah, we know, we know who we're talking about. But 34 00:02:32.680 --> 00:02:36.800 yeah, little for those who don't listen to bored af our other podcast, 35 00:02:36.879 --> 00:02:40.199 Stefanie, I've I think we've dated maybe two of the same dudes, comedy 36 00:02:40.280 --> 00:02:46.159 dudes probably, yeah, but one one big pothead and it's not Cheech and 37 00:02:46.199 --> 00:02:47.560 it's not Chong. But we're not going to say any more than that. 38 00:02:49.560 --> 00:02:53.280 People do know who he is and they are disgusted on our behalf. Right, 39 00:02:53.479 --> 00:02:57.120 Okay, so with this guy in college, but he's a lot like 40 00:02:57.199 --> 00:03:00.560 do. He kind of looked like he was just really chill and and you 41 00:03:00.560 --> 00:03:04.400 know, I ended up breaking up with him, which is very rare. 42 00:03:04.639 --> 00:03:07.960 That is very rare for you. I mean even because and he was my 43 00:03:07.039 --> 00:03:09.680 first time too. And I'm only saying that to show you, like how 44 00:03:09.719 --> 00:03:13.879 it would have a big thing that was you know, but it was just 45 00:03:13.960 --> 00:03:16.400 it was like talking to a wall. And then he really was cool. 46 00:03:16.400 --> 00:03:21.560 He was like, Okay, he was very East Coast and because I went 47 00:03:21.599 --> 00:03:23.319 to school on the East Coast and he was just very like cool, all 48 00:03:23.439 --> 00:03:27.000 right, sure, And I was like, yeah, I just don't think 49 00:03:27.000 --> 00:03:29.919 we're a good match, you know, I just does not really feel a 50 00:03:29.960 --> 00:03:32.280 feeling this, and he's like, Okay, I wish you well. I 51 00:03:32.360 --> 00:03:35.960 just think that's Joe Yes, and we're and he's still a cool guy. 52 00:03:36.039 --> 00:03:38.199 He became a therapist. He's a great guy. I'm just saying, I 53 00:03:38.199 --> 00:03:42.680 think that's Joey. I don't think. I think for drama's sake, there's 54 00:03:42.719 --> 00:03:46.919 going to be some heartbreak because they're pushing all this love bomb drama at him 55 00:03:46.240 --> 00:03:51.919 very quickly. But he's gonna like yeah, he I mean, And I 56 00:03:52.039 --> 00:03:54.759 like that he's drawn to a little excitement. I like that he's drawn to 57 00:03:54.840 --> 00:03:59.520 Maria, which we'll get to right think he would be, but I actually 58 00:03:59.599 --> 00:04:02.840 love that. And boy have I turned around on her. Oh I love 59 00:04:02.919 --> 00:04:08.039 her, love her, love for lover. Yeah, she's she's she's the 60 00:04:08.120 --> 00:04:12.360 voice of reason. Yeah, we're all. We are all Maria. When 61 00:04:12.360 --> 00:04:16.079 she's like what are you talking about? What and you're like, don't let 62 00:04:16.120 --> 00:04:23.120 these bitches gaslight you, Maria, We're yes, So you can't do like 63 00:04:23.319 --> 00:04:25.680 she didn't. She didn't, she didn't fall for it at all. Like 64 00:04:25.879 --> 00:04:29.439 we've seen past seasons where women have done stuff like this and the person will 65 00:04:29.480 --> 00:04:31.199 be like, I'm sorry, I don't know what happened? Why are you? 66 00:04:31.240 --> 00:04:33.920 Madam? Ree's like, fuck, you guys are crazy. You guys 67 00:04:33.920 --> 00:04:38.879 are so stupid. What yeah, but why are the But the other women 68 00:04:39.399 --> 00:04:43.079 are not going stop with that. It's crazy, So they want to get 69 00:04:43.160 --> 00:04:46.800 rid of her, just like the season Katie season not not when she was 70 00:04:46.839 --> 00:04:49.800 the bad when she was when she was one of the contestants, right, 71 00:04:49.839 --> 00:04:53.480 remember they were all doing that. Before we get to that, can we 72 00:04:53.519 --> 00:04:57.120 talk really quick about Joey and Jesse playing tennis because I was I thought that 73 00:04:57.160 --> 00:05:00.120 was kind of hot. Oh yeah, it was. Well, this is 74 00:05:00.160 --> 00:05:02.720 the thing. It's like you watch it and you're like, oh god, 75 00:05:02.839 --> 00:05:08.800 he's so cute. I meant more Jesse honestly, Oh really, I wrote 76 00:05:08.800 --> 00:05:12.519 like Jesse's the real hero here, He's the real Alpha. And then he's 77 00:05:12.560 --> 00:05:15.759 trying to give him advice. He's like, I don't know what he said, 78 00:05:15.800 --> 00:05:16.839 but I wrote that he like that. He said like, if you 79 00:05:16.920 --> 00:05:20.600 bang chicks like you bang that ball, oh it could be fine. But 80 00:05:20.639 --> 00:05:24.879 he didn't say he couldn't have said that. Jesse would never not o Jesse, 81 00:05:25.040 --> 00:05:27.560 had you taken a lunesta at this point? No, I had not. 82 00:05:27.879 --> 00:05:30.879 I had taken when near the end, so I had to like wake 83 00:05:30.959 --> 00:05:34.519 up extra early and kind of figure out what I was talking about at the 84 00:05:34.680 --> 00:05:39.120 very end. But that was when they were fighting with Maria at the last 85 00:05:39.199 --> 00:05:42.040 the second time around. Uh huh. So I was just like, they're 86 00:05:42.079 --> 00:05:44.240 getting all up in each other's business, and I'm like, yeah, I 87 00:05:44.240 --> 00:05:48.399 gotta watch that again because that is not that's not specific enough, be right, 88 00:05:50.199 --> 00:05:54.519 But it was kind of I was kind of rights not specific enough. 89 00:05:54.720 --> 00:05:59.439 I can't but you know, funny I made. There were a few notes 90 00:05:59.480 --> 00:06:03.319 I had that were like that, like, guys, stop, and then 91 00:06:03.360 --> 00:06:06.680 I tell myself, I'll remember tomorrow. I'll know what I'm talking about. 92 00:06:06.720 --> 00:06:10.480 When I said, you guys, come on enough. But it's okay, 93 00:06:10.800 --> 00:06:14.319 people listening. You guys know what we're talking about. So the ladies are 94 00:06:14.399 --> 00:06:16.040 very extra at the beginning of running into the man. The mansion is so 95 00:06:16.279 --> 00:06:20.720 sick. They're so sick. They're all jumping on the bed. There's too 96 00:06:20.759 --> 00:06:26.560 many of them, right, Can we talk about really, really really fast? 97 00:06:26.600 --> 00:06:30.759 Though. There's a new way that they are editing the show. Editing 98 00:06:30.759 --> 00:06:32.959 the show, yeah, I guess, because it's not the way they're filming 99 00:06:32.959 --> 00:06:36.199 it. But they're trying a new thing, which is they're giving it a 100 00:06:36.240 --> 00:06:40.560 Housewives edit. And for anybody that watches Housewives, you know what I'm talking 101 00:06:40.600 --> 00:06:44.879 about, where you see some major drama that's about to go down in this 102 00:06:45.000 --> 00:06:51.279 episode happen at the very very beginning. Interesting. Yeah, I guess they 103 00:06:51.399 --> 00:06:59.000 showed because they showed the Lauren scene. They showed Lauren being all salty and 104 00:06:59.120 --> 00:07:01.639 going all I'm just gonna sit here and shove this cake in my mouth. 105 00:07:02.000 --> 00:07:08.759 They showed that at the very very beginning, like basically to be like coming 106 00:07:08.839 --> 00:07:13.360 up. Are you sure it wasn't like the end of the like they weren't 107 00:07:13.360 --> 00:07:15.040 showing you last week. Oh no, that doesn't make sense because it's this 108 00:07:15.079 --> 00:07:17.480 week. Yeah, that is weird. That is weird. No, it's 109 00:07:17.560 --> 00:07:20.319 and they did it last time too. Remember when they showed the sort of 110 00:07:20.319 --> 00:07:25.639 the end of the season. I skip ahead of that. I don't like 111 00:07:25.680 --> 00:07:29.720 to see it because it's it's almost like its own spoiler that I don't It 112 00:07:29.800 --> 00:07:35.399 is a spoiler. I guess I know what I was thinking that was because 113 00:07:35.439 --> 00:07:40.360 when you watch Housewives, when you watch Bravo stuff, you're watching usually binging 114 00:07:40.399 --> 00:07:43.720 it. There's usually a few in a row like last week's comes on before 115 00:07:43.759 --> 00:07:46.279 this week, so I usually skip ahead thinking, Oh, that's just coming 116 00:07:46.279 --> 00:07:50.600 attractions from last weeks that my you know, DVR got or whatever. Oh 117 00:07:50.680 --> 00:07:54.519 I see, I see. No, you'd be wrong. They showed, 118 00:07:54.720 --> 00:07:58.160 they show what was going to happen, what's they showed the beginning, They 119 00:07:58.160 --> 00:08:01.120 showed the end of the episode, which you know so, but then by 120 00:08:01.160 --> 00:08:03.439 the time you get to the end, you've forgotten about it, and then 121 00:08:03.439 --> 00:08:07.560 you're like, a, Lauren's going to pull some weird shit. I do 122 00:08:07.639 --> 00:08:11.000 think that to your point, though, that they have actually changed This is 123 00:08:11.079 --> 00:08:13.839 kind of a macro note, but they changed the filming style. It feels 124 00:08:15.920 --> 00:08:18.959 sleeker than it used to like. It feels like it's a different Maybe just 125 00:08:18.079 --> 00:08:22.199 film has gotten better. But I was thinking, even though the people in 126 00:08:22.240 --> 00:08:26.000 the show are nothing like our Golden Bachelor people who we love so much, 127 00:08:28.439 --> 00:08:33.720 it felt like it was filmed a little bit differently. Is that when we 128 00:08:33.879 --> 00:08:37.039 first when we first started watching it, it was in black and white, 129 00:08:37.480 --> 00:08:43.559 and now it was a silence. I love that they added like talking you 130 00:08:43.600 --> 00:08:46.320 know, yeah, and everything was like a little are you gonna say that? 131 00:08:46.399 --> 00:08:50.840 Ye yes, super sped up and everybody walked weird, kind of like 132 00:08:50.919 --> 00:08:54.039 Charlie Chaplin. Yeah, and the Bachelor was it was kind of like a 133 00:08:54.039 --> 00:08:56.120 Benny Hill thing like he would run around and like try to grab their boobs 134 00:08:56.639 --> 00:09:01.000 and the music is weird. And they had that weird like square, like 135 00:09:01.080 --> 00:09:05.799 a little frame around each thing, and then they had some like Chiron's. 136 00:09:05.720 --> 00:09:11.440 I hated that that was that. I forgot about that. No, But 137 00:09:11.679 --> 00:09:15.720 honestly, the first year, which would have been like twenty years ago. 138 00:09:16.120 --> 00:09:20.000 Sorry, I'm all stepped up, it like it was like more like soap 139 00:09:20.000 --> 00:09:24.879 opera film. It felt different, that's all. I don't know. I'm 140 00:09:24.919 --> 00:09:26.120 not really sure the point of this. We should probably get to the plot, 141 00:09:26.120 --> 00:09:31.679 but like it felt different, like it feels more expensive. Now, 142 00:09:31.279 --> 00:09:35.120 yeah, that's a compliment to the Thank you, ABC for putting a little 143 00:09:35.159 --> 00:09:41.399 more money into it. Well you know what's interesting mm hmm. And ever 144 00:09:41.480 --> 00:09:46.480 since COVID, and we know why this happened during COVID, but pre COVID, 145 00:09:46.240 --> 00:09:50.519 I mean they the whole thing about The Bachelor was going was making it 146 00:09:50.559 --> 00:09:56.200 international. Like after one or two episodes, it was like we're going to 147 00:09:56.320 --> 00:10:01.559 Iceland, you know, and now it's we're going to Baker's right, and 148 00:10:01.600 --> 00:10:05.519 everybody's supposed to feign being happy about that. 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I did you think that on 183 00:12:43.559 --> 00:12:50.080 night one that they lost twelve women? Yeah, because the truth is we 184 00:12:50.080 --> 00:12:52.759 couldn't get to know most of them, so it's like they didn't notice that 185 00:12:52.759 --> 00:12:56.679 they left. Yeah, I guess. I guess I didn't see. I 186 00:12:56.720 --> 00:13:01.480 felt like I didn't see that much any women leave, but they I guess 187 00:13:01.519 --> 00:13:03.360 they didn't show them all. Okay anyway exactly, and once they're gone, 188 00:13:03.399 --> 00:13:07.039 we're like, okay bye. By the way, Jess has butterflies like may 189 00:13:07.080 --> 00:13:11.600 Ma or maymm. I had butterflies. Tell you, m hmmm. I 190 00:13:11.600 --> 00:13:13.320 don't know what it is about Jess, but it's just not work. It's 191 00:13:13.360 --> 00:13:18.159 not clicking with me. It's I think there's still going to be issues there. 192 00:13:18.279 --> 00:13:20.879 I just wrote Lauren and Allison are so aggressive, and one of them 193 00:13:22.279 --> 00:13:24.320 was this at the beginning, when I was like, well, I think 194 00:13:24.360 --> 00:13:26.120 it's Alison was like, it's fine, we're so different, are you? 195 00:13:28.200 --> 00:13:33.000 Are you real different girls? And then they give us a reminder. This 196 00:13:33.039 --> 00:13:35.759 is probably what you're talking about. The reminder and the date card and all 197 00:13:35.759 --> 00:13:37.159 this stuff. So they get oh yeah, they get their date card. 198 00:13:37.159 --> 00:13:41.200 They lose their mind. They lose their mind that the date card shows up. 199 00:13:43.039 --> 00:13:46.000 Yeah, and so whatever. So the first group, there's going to 200 00:13:46.039 --> 00:13:50.279 be two group dates and one one on one And can I just read you 201 00:13:50.279 --> 00:13:54.720 who? Group date one? Is? Sure? We have Rachel Taylor, 202 00:13:54.159 --> 00:14:00.080 Kelsey t LEXI is that right? Evelyn? Is there an Erica? I 203 00:14:00.120 --> 00:14:03.960 wrote that down. Yes, Erica's cute, curly hair dancing one. But 204 00:14:03.000 --> 00:14:09.360 that's her name. I love her, and yeah, Maria, Lauren and 205 00:14:09.480 --> 00:14:15.639 JS. Okay, so this is kind of funny. They read their stupid 206 00:14:15.639 --> 00:14:18.759 thing and it's some dumb bride shit, some dumb wedding gown stuff that they 207 00:14:18.759 --> 00:14:22.399 have to do that they always have them do. It's so antiquated, right, 208 00:14:22.480 --> 00:14:26.039 Like it's so I wrote down, this is so antiquated, I freaking 209 00:14:26.120 --> 00:14:31.080 wrote. God. Now I feel like I have to send you like my 210 00:14:31.240 --> 00:14:33.320 notes to proof. I feel like you're gonna think, Okay, you're lying, 211 00:14:33.320 --> 00:14:35.919 well, I believe you. Why would you lie? What a weird 212 00:14:37.159 --> 00:14:41.159 We just have such the same brain sometimes yeah, yet we have a different 213 00:14:41.200 --> 00:14:43.320 brain enough to make it interesting. But it's so funny that that was my 214 00:14:43.559 --> 00:14:50.360 exact I was like that, why right, right, Like it's so tacky 215 00:14:50.480 --> 00:14:54.159 and like we got to get married. But it's so funny because as terrible 216 00:14:54.200 --> 00:14:56.440 as that day, I was like, I'm glad. I wish i'd be 217 00:14:56.559 --> 00:14:58.679 if I was there, I'd want to be in the other group. And 218 00:14:58.720 --> 00:15:01.000 as soon as I found out with the other group date was, I was 219 00:15:01.039 --> 00:15:03.559 like, oh, man, the bride one would have been better for me. 220 00:15:03.480 --> 00:15:07.200 What was that such? Oh the other one? Was like hat, 221 00:15:07.000 --> 00:15:09.639 yes, yes, I hate that stuff so much. Yeah, I'd much 222 00:15:09.720 --> 00:15:13.840 rather dress up in a gown and drink for sure. Like so they're they're 223 00:15:13.840 --> 00:15:18.919 all they're all excited. So it's funny they read the card and you know 224 00:15:18.320 --> 00:15:22.200 they're going to do this bridal thing. I get up to get a glass 225 00:15:22.200 --> 00:15:24.759 of water. I leave the show on. So but I live in a 226 00:15:24.080 --> 00:15:28.879 like small apartment, so it's not like I had to go far to go 227 00:15:28.919 --> 00:15:31.000 to the kitchen to get a glass of water. I can still hear the 228 00:15:31.039 --> 00:15:33.799 show I go get my glass of water. I come back and they're already 229 00:15:33.799 --> 00:15:37.399 in their wedding gowns. From the date card to me getting up in eight 230 00:15:37.480 --> 00:15:41.799 seconds to get a glass of water, They're like, they're they're in their 231 00:15:41.840 --> 00:15:46.159 gowns. Yeah. I have a feeling that the the editing on that somebody 232 00:15:46.279 --> 00:15:52.600 was just like, oh my god, who cares. Somebody mercifully was like, 233 00:15:52.639 --> 00:15:54.799 we don't need to show them picking out all the dresses to show one 234 00:15:54.840 --> 00:15:58.960 girl falling, and then we're good, that's great. And also and then 235 00:15:58.000 --> 00:16:00.960 give them go pros. That's the I think the editor is brilliant. They're 236 00:16:02.000 --> 00:16:03.080 like, you know what, let's not show all that and let's give them 237 00:16:03.120 --> 00:16:07.679 their own little cameras, so that their own little cameras and the limo. 238 00:16:07.840 --> 00:16:11.399 And Maria was actually really kind of she was making it all about her, 239 00:16:11.080 --> 00:16:15.080 but it was making me laugh. She was very into looking at herself. 240 00:16:15.279 --> 00:16:19.120 Did okay, I have a question and I in the moment, I was 241 00:16:19.159 --> 00:16:22.360 like, I could go back and rewatch this, or I could just ask 242 00:16:22.399 --> 00:16:27.519 Cecily tomorrow. But when Maria was talking on the GoPro, was she not 243 00:16:27.679 --> 00:16:32.600 saying that she that she her dad is not in the picture. Well, 244 00:16:32.600 --> 00:16:36.799 that's what I understood, because I got confused. I understood how whatever she 245 00:16:36.919 --> 00:16:41.480 said triggered something about dad triggered Lauren because she had lost her dad seven months 246 00:16:41.480 --> 00:16:45.080 prior. So I got that, but I couldn't figure that. I was, 247 00:16:45.159 --> 00:16:48.840 yeah, I'm same. I couldn't figure out if Maria had said that 248 00:16:48.919 --> 00:16:52.000 she lost her dad and was so it was making her a little sad. 249 00:16:52.080 --> 00:16:56.799 And then Lauren one hundred percent one upter and it was like, was my 250 00:16:56.879 --> 00:17:00.519 dad only seven months ago? And then made the whole rest of the about 251 00:17:00.519 --> 00:17:04.119 herself. It completely happened. We just don't know exactly what Maria like. 252 00:17:04.160 --> 00:17:08.000 We didn't look that up, but something and we're still not going to but 253 00:17:08.079 --> 00:17:11.920 yeah, she said something, Lauren lost her mind. I didn't fault Lauren 254 00:17:12.000 --> 00:17:15.759 for that in that moment. I mean later I did. At first, 255 00:17:15.799 --> 00:17:18.440 I was like, well, maybe we don't hate Lauren, maybe she's just 256 00:17:18.480 --> 00:17:22.440 going through some shit. Yeah, okay, but she was so and then 257 00:17:22.559 --> 00:17:27.599 girls are starting to enemies are forming we don't know yet, like Taylor and 258 00:17:27.720 --> 00:17:32.880 Jezz you know, certain people are like just they don't like each other for 259 00:17:32.960 --> 00:17:34.079 whatever reason. We get it. We don't like any of them. So 260 00:17:34.119 --> 00:17:40.359 we understand, well, right, nobody likes Jess, right. They all 261 00:17:40.400 --> 00:17:45.079 think she's because of the whole thing from the beginning when she was like I 262 00:17:45.119 --> 00:17:49.079 got a little kissy, I got a smooch, Stephanie, I got a 263 00:17:49.119 --> 00:17:52.720 smoochie. I mean I would like you just straight for that. Like, 264 00:17:52.759 --> 00:17:55.519 even if like take jealousy out of it. Let's say I didn't even like 265 00:17:55.559 --> 00:17:56.759 the guy, I'd be like, I can't be friends with someone who says 266 00:17:56.759 --> 00:18:00.039 that, right of course, But you know they're I think they were all 267 00:18:00.119 --> 00:18:03.400 rightfully like, who is this bitch? What are you doing? Have you 268 00:18:03.480 --> 00:18:08.200 not seen the show before? Like you're going to make enemies immediately? Right, 269 00:18:08.440 --> 00:18:12.519 Yeah, she car ma and then we'll get to that. I guess 270 00:18:12.519 --> 00:18:18.920 my sob story is so so lame. Oh my god, it was crazy. 271 00:18:18.440 --> 00:18:22.400 So they all start weirdly dancing. I thought that was weird. And 272 00:18:22.400 --> 00:18:26.720 then they have to pretend that they're in a reception. Yeah, I get 273 00:18:26.799 --> 00:18:29.519 well, I just read low stakes. It felt really low stakes. Oh 274 00:18:29.599 --> 00:18:33.160 I hate And here's another thing. First of all, I don't like when 275 00:18:33.160 --> 00:18:38.920 they do the I think it's Franco the photographer, right, you know, 276 00:18:40.160 --> 00:18:42.480 but in this episode, I was wishing for him. I'm like, you 277 00:18:42.519 --> 00:18:47.759 can't just what are you talking about? A fake reception? Like what does 278 00:18:47.759 --> 00:18:51.839 that even mean? Like and when they had to compete for, who was 279 00:18:51.880 --> 00:18:55.240 going to get a dance with him? Or are you thinking like is that 280 00:18:55.480 --> 00:18:59.359 nessa? Is that the thing that they're they should be competing for? Shouldn't 281 00:18:59.400 --> 00:19:03.240 everybody get a dance with him? I mean you're at a wedding reception, 282 00:19:03.400 --> 00:19:07.160 Like, how is your time that limited that only one person can have a 283 00:19:07.279 --> 00:19:10.599 dance? Why it's not such a good point. Why not have it be 284 00:19:10.720 --> 00:19:15.000 everybody gets a dance with him? It's only like nine girls and then and 285 00:19:15.039 --> 00:19:19.319 then you compete whoever he has he's vibing with the most or whatever. Then 286 00:19:19.359 --> 00:19:23.960 that person gets like actual private time with him later. Yeah, that's what 287 00:19:25.039 --> 00:19:27.720 I meant, like low stakes. Also, the musical chairs, Okay, 288 00:19:27.880 --> 00:19:30.920 they make them do musical chairs. He's sitting at this table. Oh my 289 00:19:32.000 --> 00:19:37.759 god, musical chairs is right up there for me. Uh with Oh my 290 00:19:37.799 --> 00:19:41.799 god. With dodgeball, it's just just terrible. Well no it doesn't have 291 00:19:41.839 --> 00:19:45.160 to be. Normally it does not get as dodgeball is horrific because it's so 292 00:19:45.319 --> 00:19:48.640 violent. I mean, it gave me like to this day. I'm triggered 293 00:19:48.680 --> 00:19:52.480 even hearing those words, and I had to hide out. I don't know 294 00:19:52.480 --> 00:19:55.400 about you and Junior High, I would hide. I always said I was 295 00:19:55.400 --> 00:19:59.640 sick when it was dodgeball day. Absolutely not happening. But musical Chairs isn't 296 00:19:59.680 --> 00:20:03.279 usually. I mean Evelyn leapt over the table. It was Evelyn, right. 297 00:20:03.440 --> 00:20:07.799 Yeah, she's very, very extra, and she's so intense, and 298 00:20:07.000 --> 00:20:11.599 she's constantly crying. She you know what, It's just gives desperate energy. 299 00:20:11.680 --> 00:20:15.960 And the girl is absolutely freaking stunning, but she's not right. They don't 300 00:20:17.000 --> 00:20:19.200 seem to click at all. So she's just in it for the game. 301 00:20:19.759 --> 00:20:23.200 Yes, and she keeps saying that. Yes, she keeps saying I need 302 00:20:23.240 --> 00:20:26.880 to win. Yeah, it's really a lot. And then she leapt on. 303 00:20:27.039 --> 00:20:30.279 She landed on Lauren. I'm surprised Lauren did not sue production over that, 304 00:20:32.720 --> 00:20:36.359 but so is that And then so she and Maria I guess like they 305 00:20:36.480 --> 00:20:40.440 got to sit next to him, I mean big steaks. Yeah, that's 306 00:20:40.480 --> 00:20:44.680 what that's what you risked your life, Evelyn. You risked like breaking an 307 00:20:44.680 --> 00:20:48.279 ankle so that you could sit next to him, right, I just want 308 00:20:48.319 --> 00:20:52.279 to calm A lot of them did I just want to go listen, relax. 309 00:20:52.400 --> 00:20:55.680 He's he's cute, but like, you'll have your time to talk to 310 00:20:55.759 --> 00:20:59.680 him, right, And Evelyn finally does get that right, you know, 311 00:20:59.839 --> 00:21:03.240 and he's like, I love a tough lady. That's not a good Joey 312 00:21:03.279 --> 00:21:07.640 voice. Hold On, I was letting. I got distracted by the dog. 313 00:21:07.839 --> 00:21:10.799 Oh okay, I thought you were like I thought you were doing a 314 00:21:11.079 --> 00:21:12.599 hold on, I've got to get my impression voice ready, let me get 315 00:21:12.599 --> 00:21:17.519 my part, let me get my impression box. Hey, well I can't 316 00:21:17.559 --> 00:21:19.720 did Joey is so hard? I told you you saw my impression buffalo. 317 00:21:21.720 --> 00:21:26.839 Yes, yeah, like it just very like good. I can't do it, 318 00:21:26.880 --> 00:21:30.680 but it's it's very specific. So they're not gonna Evelyn is not going 319 00:21:30.759 --> 00:21:33.039 to go far. I can just tell you that. I know she makes 320 00:21:33.160 --> 00:21:38.759 the cut, but whatever. But meanwhile, Lauren is the worst. And 321 00:21:40.079 --> 00:21:42.599 so if if you felt bad for her at all in the limo, which 322 00:21:42.680 --> 00:21:48.039 I I didn't, but I felt like you might. I stially lost her 323 00:21:48.119 --> 00:21:52.920 dad not not that long ago. I could see you having that feeling of 324 00:21:52.039 --> 00:21:56.279 just like wow, this is a little bit triggering, yeah and making me 325 00:21:56.400 --> 00:22:02.000 sad. But somehow she makes you not feel for her because why, Okay, 326 00:22:02.039 --> 00:22:03.920 tell me, because so she's all bummed, and Marie is being really 327 00:22:04.000 --> 00:22:07.480 nice about it, trying to like say it's okay, Like Maria's trying to 328 00:22:07.480 --> 00:22:11.000 help all the women like be their best right for whatever. And then Lauren's 329 00:22:11.039 --> 00:22:12.720 like, I don't know, I guess. I mean, I'll just go 330 00:22:12.799 --> 00:22:15.920 maybe I'll just have a margarita. And I just wrote down honey, and 331 00:22:15.920 --> 00:22:22.200 margarita is not the answer for you, maybe for some not for you. 332 00:22:22.319 --> 00:22:27.000 She's just Lauren has some isms. She's wants. She's getting her drink on, 333 00:22:27.119 --> 00:22:33.079 she's constantly talking about booze, she's shoveling cake in her mouth, she's 334 00:22:33.119 --> 00:22:37.240 eating her feelings. There's a lot. Lauren has a lot. She's got 335 00:22:37.240 --> 00:22:41.720 a lot happening. So meanwhile Jess is like, I just wrote it's so 336 00:22:41.880 --> 00:22:47.000 awesome, okay, y'all y'all. So Taylor calls her out. Taylor is 337 00:22:47.039 --> 00:22:48.839 not having Jess at this point. She's like, whatever, that fake, 338 00:22:48.920 --> 00:22:53.960 that southern shit she's doing on No, that was kind of funny. The 339 00:22:55.000 --> 00:22:57.119 girl who's like, well, they're all making fun of her whole I don't 340 00:22:57.160 --> 00:23:00.599 want to so I don't want to be that girl's basically being that girl again. 341 00:23:02.079 --> 00:23:04.519 Yes, we just want to be that girl. But like, I 342 00:23:04.599 --> 00:23:07.880 just like Joey so much. I mean, I just like we have something. 343 00:23:07.920 --> 00:23:14.000 And I send a picture down down to Pepa and me Ma and they 344 00:23:14.079 --> 00:23:18.319 said they think he's the one. We don't do. We don't believe in 345 00:23:18.359 --> 00:23:22.759 any like harrow cards or anything like that, because that's witchcraft and we don't 346 00:23:22.759 --> 00:23:25.440 do that. But we do have moonshine, and what we do is we 347 00:23:25.480 --> 00:23:30.039 sprinkle moonshine. I just like the idea of like, and I'm from Texas, 348 00:23:30.039 --> 00:23:33.359 you guys, so I'm not listen. I know these people. I 349 00:23:33.440 --> 00:23:37.799 know them. Well, just take moonshine with sprinklet onto the sidewalk and it 350 00:23:37.880 --> 00:23:41.039 tells us our fate. And he told me Joey's gonna be my husband, 351 00:23:41.119 --> 00:23:48.599 so y'all better just go home. She really I don't know, like if 352 00:23:48.640 --> 00:23:52.079 she's acting or if this really is if she's just like I think everyone can 353 00:23:52.200 --> 00:23:59.480 tell that Joey and I make to be. It's just like it. And 354 00:23:59.519 --> 00:24:03.960 it's because she looks like Brittany from vander Pump. I think that's kind of 355 00:24:03.960 --> 00:24:06.400 brushing up against me a little bit too, because you know how I feel 356 00:24:06.400 --> 00:24:15.400 about Brittany drags. What if she just started calling Joey jacks drags. I'm 357 00:24:15.440 --> 00:24:18.640 sorry, everybody who has joy name. When I'm from we got called jacks. 358 00:24:18.440 --> 00:24:23.279 This is why we remember. We just don't remember to account stress enough 359 00:24:23.319 --> 00:24:26.000 that I am from a small town in Texas and I love my hometown. 360 00:24:26.039 --> 00:24:30.920 And I am not mocking that I am mocking Jess. I think I think 361 00:24:30.960 --> 00:24:36.759 we understand. Okay. Also, there are other people who are probably Southern 362 00:24:36.839 --> 00:24:40.319 that we're not making fun of. It's just it's a certain brand, right. 363 00:24:40.359 --> 00:24:45.200 There's a lot of people of southernness in your face because I think I'm 364 00:24:45.240 --> 00:24:49.039 being adorable, I don't know. I man, I'm just rid tragers donkeys 365 00:24:49.519 --> 00:24:53.839 they don't have donkeys. Yes, now you're just as a word salad. 366 00:24:56.119 --> 00:25:00.599 And there was a couple I just wrote down Rachel's but then she ended up 367 00:25:00.759 --> 00:25:03.079 ended up liking her. She's the one who, oh right, right right 368 00:25:03.599 --> 00:25:07.119 from Hawaii? Yes, yes, yes, yes, okay, So he 369 00:25:07.200 --> 00:25:12.720 has to So that brings us to Joey needs to decide who is going to 370 00:25:12.799 --> 00:25:15.359 get I mean, as if this is the biggest thing, as if this 371 00:25:15.480 --> 00:25:22.200 is like, oh, this person gets immunity. Are you going to have 372 00:25:22.279 --> 00:25:27.079 a dance with? Oh god, who's he going to pick? There's so 373 00:25:27.200 --> 00:25:30.200 much on the line. And who blew you away? Because he said somebody 374 00:25:30.319 --> 00:25:37.039 is like someone blew me away, and it was Rachel. Really, she 375 00:25:37.039 --> 00:25:38.160 did a fake toast, so she got up there and she did kind of 376 00:25:38.160 --> 00:25:41.720 a funny thing. I mean she did like a little toast and acted like 377 00:25:41.759 --> 00:25:45.960 they were already married. Who's kind of boring. It's not, let's know, 378 00:25:45.079 --> 00:25:48.960 Maria, I'll tell you that. But it blew him away, right, 379 00:25:49.160 --> 00:25:52.839 She gets a first dance and then they have a little chemistry. I 380 00:25:52.839 --> 00:25:56.920 didn't see that coming. And the reward was and this is where, Okay, 381 00:25:57.160 --> 00:26:02.920 I make fun of these people the Batch for having bands like Lanco who 382 00:26:02.960 --> 00:26:04.799 you've never heard of in your whole life, or people that you know they're 383 00:26:04.839 --> 00:26:07.920 trying to break new artists. I guess I'll get mad at you when you 384 00:26:07.960 --> 00:26:12.000 say things like that, because there's always someone on our like comments that's like 385 00:26:12.079 --> 00:26:15.559 you don't know this band? Oh yeah, pretty big, Stephanie. Yeah. 386 00:26:15.640 --> 00:26:19.519 But I but it's never anybody that people you know. It's like you're 387 00:26:19.559 --> 00:26:25.640 the it's the bachelor. They could have anybody that's what I don't understand, 388 00:26:25.720 --> 00:26:30.599 Like they're ABC there that do you understand it? It's Warner it's Warner Music, 389 00:26:30.680 --> 00:26:33.240 so they should have anyone from the label, right, So it's the 390 00:26:33.400 --> 00:26:37.720 and they could whoever they're going to put on there is going to do it 391 00:26:37.759 --> 00:26:41.559 because it's huge exposure. Yeah, so they don't have to have somebody that 392 00:26:41.680 --> 00:26:47.039 knows whatever, Okay whatever that's you're interrest with. Who they had because I 393 00:26:47.079 --> 00:26:49.839 thought it was huge, Well that's what I was gonna say. So then 394 00:26:49.880 --> 00:26:53.400 they have Michael Bolton. Yes, I thought that was such a good get. 395 00:26:53.440 --> 00:26:56.920 I kind of got a little I'm not a huge Michael Bolton fan, 396 00:26:56.920 --> 00:27:00.960 but he sounds amazing. I wrote, he does sound amazing, But like 397 00:27:00.079 --> 00:27:07.759 what I mean, Michael Bolton was available. He was probably sleeping outside. 398 00:27:08.519 --> 00:27:12.000 I thought it was great. I have to say I really I was like, 399 00:27:12.160 --> 00:27:15.599 I hadn't a long time seen somebody where I was like, whoa, 400 00:27:15.799 --> 00:27:19.160 that's I don't know. I was impressed Michael. Episode was like, wait, 401 00:27:19.279 --> 00:27:22.559 so you're saying I get to I get shelter, I can hang out 402 00:27:22.559 --> 00:27:26.440 on the set all day. Can I have a Can I eat with the 403 00:27:26.519 --> 00:27:30.440 crew? They're like, yes, you can, do non union crew. 404 00:27:30.559 --> 00:27:33.640 They have him split, so you can do crafty, but it's not the 405 00:27:33.720 --> 00:27:37.759 union crafty. And by the way, can I also do a macro note? 406 00:27:37.799 --> 00:27:41.680 I know it's a little late to do this now I cannot. I 407 00:27:41.759 --> 00:27:45.839 tried to count how many times Joey said that everyone should lean in? Stop? 408 00:27:45.279 --> 00:27:49.359 Is that the new lean in as the new journey? Oh my god, 409 00:27:49.440 --> 00:27:52.400 I didn't. I didn't even notice that. Bes That's like, so, 410 00:27:52.720 --> 00:27:56.039 isn't that Cheryl Sandberg or whatever? I wrote, You're not a fucking 411 00:27:56.039 --> 00:27:59.960 ted talk stop And He's like, I really, Rachel, I really like 412 00:28:00.079 --> 00:28:03.960 tell you. She really leaned into the toast. He said it like different 413 00:28:03.960 --> 00:28:07.920 people at different times. Michael Bolton leaned in. Michael Bolton, thank you 414 00:28:07.960 --> 00:28:14.400 for leaning into this episode. Oh my god, this is really making me 415 00:28:14.519 --> 00:28:21.680 laugh today. Okay, so they do they have a little date date? 416 00:28:22.839 --> 00:28:25.759 I said, they have a romantic date. I wrote, this is my 417 00:28:25.880 --> 00:28:29.799 note, and this is why I'm problematic writing these notes, because I think 418 00:28:29.920 --> 00:28:33.000 I will absolutely know what I'm talking about later. Do not over explain to 419 00:28:33.039 --> 00:28:36.880 yourself, Stephanie, And then I write, they have a romantic date. 420 00:28:36.920 --> 00:28:41.119 But I'm concerned because Lauren is pounding Champagne. I wrote exactly the same thing, 421 00:28:41.160 --> 00:28:44.880 but just different. I just said, the ladies are handling their date, 422 00:28:44.920 --> 00:28:49.400 well except maybe Lauren mm hmm. So same thing. So then Maria 423 00:28:49.920 --> 00:28:53.799 Maria pulls some Oh this is when she okay, this was kind of weird. 424 00:28:55.000 --> 00:28:56.839 Oh yeah, this is the after party. Yeah, there's like, 425 00:28:56.920 --> 00:29:00.480 yeah, they're all kind of together. She pulls them so that they can 426 00:29:00.799 --> 00:29:03.359 chat, and then she's like, I'm sorry, this is so uncomfortable what 427 00:29:03.400 --> 00:29:07.359 I'm wearing. I'll be right back. Just I'm going to slip into something 428 00:29:07.640 --> 00:29:11.200 a little more comfortable. She comes back in a belly costume or belly danswer 429 00:29:11.319 --> 00:29:15.599 costume outfit. Yeah, and since when is a is just wearing a bra 430 00:29:17.440 --> 00:29:19.880 more well, okay, I answered my own question. Of course wearing a 431 00:29:19.920 --> 00:29:25.880 bra is more comfortable, but not in front of cameras. Oh, she 432 00:29:25.960 --> 00:29:27.880 don't give a shit. She just went right and you know, at first 433 00:29:27.880 --> 00:29:30.240 I was like, oh my god, ew, but then I was like, 434 00:29:30.279 --> 00:29:34.839 that's just our Maria. She really doesn't seem to care, Like there's 435 00:29:34.880 --> 00:29:41.720 something about her that's so self actualized that she doesn't bother me because she's just 436 00:29:41.839 --> 00:29:45.240 her. No, she doesn't bother me either, I'm fine with her. 437 00:29:45.519 --> 00:29:49.079 I like her. I liked her later even more, but I was not 438 00:29:49.279 --> 00:29:53.240 minding even this part. She looks she reminds me a little. There's a 439 00:29:53.319 --> 00:29:56.960 famous person that someone mentioned. She looked like what's her name? Oh my 440 00:29:57.000 --> 00:30:03.160 god, she's like Carlton, uh well, liah Lydia from Real Housewives from 441 00:30:03.160 --> 00:30:10.559 Orange County. Remember Lydia from Orange County Housewives who was very religious. Yes, 442 00:30:11.279 --> 00:30:14.079 he looks like her, but it's not her. It's Margaret what's her 443 00:30:14.079 --> 00:30:18.319 face? She was in like Once upon a time in Hollywood. She's famous, 444 00:30:18.400 --> 00:30:23.839 that's her. She's Margaret's. Yeah. I think she's the daughter of 445 00:30:25.240 --> 00:30:29.519 Andy mcdell. Yes, she has a little bit of her vibe quality. 446 00:30:29.960 --> 00:30:33.599 It's quality. Yeah, Quali, I was gonna say Quimby, but that 447 00:30:33.680 --> 00:30:37.480 is definitely not right. You're right, she kind of has that mixed with 448 00:30:37.759 --> 00:30:40.200 I don't know. She definitely looks like a lot of people, but she's 449 00:30:40.200 --> 00:30:42.880 got her own thing happening, and it worked. Although I noticed their kiss, 450 00:30:42.920 --> 00:30:45.839 you know, I'm always like kissed, Cam always right on the kit 451 00:30:47.000 --> 00:30:51.119 like it was super pecky. Yeah, and he doesn't kiss everyone like that. 452 00:30:51.160 --> 00:30:55.079 He is a pretty good kisser. I have decided and I don't. 453 00:30:55.279 --> 00:30:57.440 There's there was something off there. I's just just want to say that. 454 00:30:59.039 --> 00:31:03.240 So then you notice that, Yeah, I noticed it too. Yeah. 455 00:31:03.960 --> 00:31:07.720 Well I think it's because she was more she was the one who was more 456 00:31:07.759 --> 00:31:11.160 in charge of the of the kissing. Yeah, maybe he wasn't giving back. 457 00:31:12.200 --> 00:31:15.440 Yeah, I thought. I mean I thought that the first night too. 458 00:31:15.559 --> 00:31:17.920 Remember when she was like, I'm not going to kiss him, I'm 459 00:31:17.920 --> 00:31:19.160 not going to kiss him, and then she did and then she was like 460 00:31:19.240 --> 00:31:22.319 I couldn't now, but I kissed him, and it was like, well, 461 00:31:22.400 --> 00:31:26.720 yeah, and you definitely kissed him. He wasn't kissing her that night. 462 00:31:26.759 --> 00:31:29.160 But anyway, go on, Yeah, maybe that's it. It just 463 00:31:29.240 --> 00:31:30.960 it made me laugh when she was so now she's just changed. They're all 464 00:31:32.000 --> 00:31:34.519 in their outfits different from the wedding outfits. She comes back in a different 465 00:31:34.519 --> 00:31:37.720 outfit to the girls, just in a broad underwear, and they're like, 466 00:31:37.759 --> 00:31:41.440 what the fuck? I could see that annoying them. I mean I get 467 00:31:41.440 --> 00:31:44.920 that, I'd be annoyed. You're like, what why are you naked? 468 00:31:45.920 --> 00:31:51.039 Yes? Like what whatever? Mm hmm yeah, and Jess gets I just 469 00:31:51.079 --> 00:31:55.400 said, Jess gets in her head. She's upset. She's like, she's 470 00:31:55.480 --> 00:31:57.559 like, the other ladies are bringing me day. Well, now I'm doing 471 00:31:57.559 --> 00:32:00.720 a weird I don't know what accent that is. I did not know what 472 00:32:01.720 --> 00:32:07.960 under eh. I feel like I got I gotta talk to him. I 473 00:32:07.000 --> 00:32:12.480 gotta like something to him. So she but this was what her big SOB 474 00:32:12.480 --> 00:32:15.359 story. Everyone has to have a SOB story. So Lauren is real sad 475 00:32:15.400 --> 00:32:19.319 because you know, she lost her dad seven months ago. We're gonna get 476 00:32:19.319 --> 00:32:23.720 to Daisy, but here's Jess. I dined a guar for a while, 477 00:32:23.799 --> 00:32:27.839 but I kind of lost myself, you know. And then you know there 478 00:32:27.920 --> 00:32:30.559 was some man for dal Me. And then he's like, Joe's like, 479 00:32:30.599 --> 00:32:35.680 he cheated on your yeir cheated like you when you were eighteen. That's your 480 00:32:35.720 --> 00:32:38.200 big story. Yes, And I didn't even believe the story. I didn't 481 00:32:38.240 --> 00:32:44.079 believe it. I like wrote down. She's like, okay, yeah, 482 00:32:44.119 --> 00:32:47.759 she's outside being a hot chocolate girl, like cuddling with a blanket, and 483 00:32:47.839 --> 00:32:52.240 she's like, I wish I had a hot Toddy red now because I'm so 484 00:32:52.400 --> 00:32:57.480 chilly. And then Joey sits down and she's like, oh oh, He's 485 00:32:57.480 --> 00:33:00.200 like how are you? She goes, oh, I didn't even I don't 486 00:33:00.200 --> 00:33:01.759 want to bring this up, but I didn't want to bring it up so 487 00:33:01.839 --> 00:33:06.079 early. But one time when I was in college, I didn't go calm, 488 00:33:06.079 --> 00:33:07.880 just kidding. He got cheated on me, and it was such a 489 00:33:07.880 --> 00:33:13.480 broad accusation that it made up. So I just wrote name him, name 490 00:33:13.559 --> 00:33:17.640 him, name him, because who. First of all, every guy cheated 491 00:33:17.680 --> 00:33:22.880 on you before twenty two. I can assure you that it is not your 492 00:33:22.920 --> 00:33:27.359 bachelor story. No, no, And did you notice that? Afterward? 493 00:33:27.519 --> 00:33:31.039 After this scene, Joey says, I have no doubt that Jesse thinks I 494 00:33:31.039 --> 00:33:37.519 could be her person like that is never a good sign. He's like, 495 00:33:37.680 --> 00:33:42.559 I have no doubt Jesse really likes me. He never says he thinks anything 496 00:33:42.759 --> 00:33:45.640 like that. He's into her. Oh that's really you might be feel good 497 00:33:45.759 --> 00:33:49.920 Joey. Yeah, And then he turns to camera. Yeah, I think 498 00:33:50.000 --> 00:33:52.000 I make her feel good. But then he gets her the fucking rose. 499 00:33:52.279 --> 00:33:55.039 Yeah, because she because somebody broke up with her one, I mean, 500 00:33:55.079 --> 00:33:59.799 someone cheated on her once. Haa. It's like, Joey pays yourself, 501 00:33:59.839 --> 00:34:04.680 there's going to be such better sob stories, yes and speaking which. Meanwhile, 502 00:34:04.720 --> 00:34:07.240 back at the house, the date card comes and it's a one on 503 00:34:07.240 --> 00:34:10.239 one for Daisy, who we're not going to get into her family stuff, 504 00:34:10.239 --> 00:34:14.440 but I still very much like her. She really is one of my favorites. 505 00:34:15.239 --> 00:34:19.559 I'm gonna say it. I don't know because we only know. We 506 00:34:19.599 --> 00:34:22.480 don't know more than what she's bringing into this house at this point, right, 507 00:34:22.679 --> 00:34:29.079 I have to commend us both though that she we called sad eyes mm 508 00:34:29.119 --> 00:34:32.559 hmmmm hmm. Before we read that, there was something that she'd gone through 509 00:34:32.559 --> 00:34:36.360 a lot. Before we read that, we were like, she's got really 510 00:34:36.360 --> 00:34:38.960 sad eyes. She's gone through some We found out a lot more in this 511 00:34:39.000 --> 00:34:43.400 episode, but it really annoyed me when she's telling the girls about it. 512 00:34:43.440 --> 00:34:45.880 First, She's like, I just I do want to tell you about you 513 00:34:45.880 --> 00:34:47.679 know, I'd had complete hearing loss and all this, you know, and 514 00:34:47.719 --> 00:34:52.000 the ladies and the it's people that aren't really listening so you could say anything 515 00:34:52.159 --> 00:34:55.440 and they're all going, oh, can you imagine, Like, yeah, 516 00:34:55.480 --> 00:34:59.280 I almost died. I had to go to Europe for you know, a 517 00:34:59.360 --> 00:35:02.360 month long treatment. I was sicker than I've ever been. I completely lost 518 00:35:02.400 --> 00:35:08.440 my hearing. I've had to have like major surgery, honey. Anyway, 519 00:35:09.320 --> 00:35:13.880 Yeah, you're so cute. Okay, what are y'all wearing a net? 520 00:35:15.920 --> 00:35:22.079 Okay, So back at the wedding reception, Lauren talks to Joey and she's 521 00:35:22.159 --> 00:35:24.880 like, yeah, she finally talks to him. She's like, yeah, 522 00:35:24.920 --> 00:35:29.360 today it's just been really hard. It kind of hit me that my dad's 523 00:35:29.400 --> 00:35:31.079 not going to be there for my wedding, like, you know, walking 524 00:35:31.119 --> 00:35:36.519 down the aisle the father daughter dance and Joey's like, oh, I'm really, 525 00:35:36.679 --> 00:35:38.280 I'm sorry, I'm sorry the day was really tough for you. And 526 00:35:38.320 --> 00:35:42.400 she's like, yeah, I mean if I didn't like you, I would 527 00:35:42.400 --> 00:35:45.239 have just left today. Yes, she is a lot. I want to 528 00:35:45.239 --> 00:35:49.119 give her a compliment though. She is a very pretty crier. She like 529 00:35:49.239 --> 00:35:52.320 somehow cries makeup into the right place. I've never seen anything like it. 530 00:35:52.360 --> 00:35:58.159 She cried highlighter, it like perfectly formed. And then he was like wiping 531 00:35:58.199 --> 00:36:02.119 this beautiful. I've never seen tears that big and that glittery. M It 532 00:36:02.199 --> 00:36:06.920 was just gorgeous. It was like a Disney animated movie where like the like 533 00:36:06.960 --> 00:36:09.880 the tears falls in a sparkle into the pond. Mm hmmm. I know 534 00:36:09.960 --> 00:36:14.840 that's very specific, but I do want to say she it was nice to 535 00:36:14.880 --> 00:36:17.599 look at good for her, but she's had a lot of work done, 536 00:36:17.639 --> 00:36:22.880 I believe for such a young lady. Oh yeah, I mean they're they're 537 00:36:22.119 --> 00:36:28.800 very kardashian esque. I think that both both of those women are there for 538 00:36:29.159 --> 00:36:30.800 I don't want to say the wrong reasons, but I'm gonna say it. 539 00:36:31.599 --> 00:36:36.599 Uh huh, other reasons besides. Notice at this point, this is when 540 00:36:36.679 --> 00:36:38.239 Joey said, like, the rose is going to go to who leaned in 541 00:36:38.280 --> 00:36:42.639 the most? Oh no, I think he said it. Maybe I wrote 542 00:36:42.639 --> 00:36:45.079 that down as a joke, but I thought he said it again. And 543 00:36:45.199 --> 00:36:49.320 yeah, he gives it to Jazz. Some dude cheated or to come on. 544 00:36:49.559 --> 00:36:51.519 And then I felt kind of bad for Lauren, not that it should 545 00:36:51.519 --> 00:36:54.880 be about that, because he doesn't have a spark with Lauren or Jess at 546 00:36:54.880 --> 00:37:00.559 this point. So, okay, let's get to Daisy State. Okay, 547 00:37:00.679 --> 00:37:07.079 hello after of course, Hello Chapter Music Festival. Now what is that called 548 00:37:07.119 --> 00:37:12.039 the Beach Life? Something I'd not heard of that? Where'd they go the 549 00:37:12.079 --> 00:37:19.320 beach Life? Yes? And also had you I mean again with the it's 550 00:37:19.400 --> 00:37:23.079 Bahamas. Everybody loves Bahamas. And then she has to go like, oh 551 00:37:23.119 --> 00:37:28.199 my god, shut up, Shut the fuck up, Bahamas. We're not 552 00:37:28.320 --> 00:37:35.639 we're seeing we have VIP seating to Bahamas. You mean you're making You're trying 553 00:37:35.639 --> 00:37:37.800 to say that, like the producers are trying to force make something happen. 554 00:37:38.440 --> 00:37:43.360 Yes, okay, Like yeah, whenever they'd go somewhere that's so stupid, 555 00:37:43.400 --> 00:37:46.960 like some restaurant we've never heard of, rat Time, Sallly's, you're telling 556 00:37:47.000 --> 00:37:51.000 me that we get to go to rat Time Sallie's, Oh my god. 557 00:37:51.000 --> 00:37:53.079 I didn't think in my lifetime this girl I've never heard. I went and 558 00:37:53.119 --> 00:37:57.960 looked up. I'm like, who's this Bahamas, Bahamas? And no, 559 00:37:58.000 --> 00:38:00.920 it's not anybody famous? Okay, the band Okay, So but then she 560 00:38:01.000 --> 00:38:05.000 I thought it was also kind of like you're going to take someone with hearing 561 00:38:05.079 --> 00:38:08.480 issues, so they are hearing issues to a very loud music festival. I'm 562 00:38:08.480 --> 00:38:13.159 not saying she wouldn't like music. I'm sure she would, but she it's 563 00:38:13.159 --> 00:38:15.360 hard for her to hear him when they're It was hard for me to hear 564 00:38:15.440 --> 00:38:20.079 him when they were talking outside of the festival. Yeah, and then I 565 00:38:20.159 --> 00:38:23.440 was having like the worst kind of empathy where I couldn't enjoy it because I 566 00:38:23.519 --> 00:38:27.559 was feeling it through what she might have been feeling, and I was feeling 567 00:38:27.639 --> 00:38:30.760 uncomfortable for her. So then I wasn't able to enjoy myself, which I 568 00:38:30.800 --> 00:38:36.400 think that's the biggest concern. I should be enjoying myself. We need to 569 00:38:36.400 --> 00:38:39.800 get you a counselor this, we should have a standby counselor so they make 570 00:38:39.840 --> 00:38:44.239 out on they bring him up on stage, they're whoever singing, Nobody cares. 571 00:38:44.280 --> 00:38:46.559 You can tell they don't want it. The musicians were like, yeah, 572 00:38:46.920 --> 00:38:50.719 let's bring up the Bachelor. Like he's like, ah, this is 573 00:38:50.760 --> 00:38:52.480 not what I signed up for. Well, this is the thing. It's 574 00:38:52.519 --> 00:38:57.320 like, this is all the wrong audience for all of it. So even 575 00:38:57.480 --> 00:39:01.719 so the Bachelor audience and probably Joey and Daisy are like, who the fuck 576 00:39:01.760 --> 00:39:06.440 is Bahama? But that's the name of this that's the guy that was that 577 00:39:06.480 --> 00:39:09.000 brought them up. Yes, that was the singer. When he's like, 578 00:39:09.079 --> 00:39:14.400 guess what I have really good news. We're we are going to see Bahama, 579 00:39:14.519 --> 00:39:16.639 and she's like, Bahama, We're going to see Bahama And I was 580 00:39:16.679 --> 00:39:21.679 like, there's no fucking way, Daisy's ever heard of this band. And 581 00:39:21.719 --> 00:39:27.159 then you've got the crowd of people that are people that would like this band, 582 00:39:27.559 --> 00:39:30.599 who are like, what the fuck is the Bachelor? That's not anything. 583 00:39:30.760 --> 00:39:35.920 So it's a Canadian musician Bahamas. Yeah, this is that's hilarious. 584 00:39:35.960 --> 00:39:37.960 I didn't even know what you were. Okay, oh that's hilarious. That's 585 00:39:38.000 --> 00:39:42.960 who that guy was. It didn't look anything like the guy online. Yeah, 586 00:39:43.000 --> 00:39:47.079 oh my god, Oh that's a sad get. That's what's really ridiculous 587 00:39:47.079 --> 00:39:51.960 saying where they're trying to force you and they made her get act like she 588 00:39:52.079 --> 00:39:57.079 was super excited that they're going to see Bahama and getting a getting vip seats. 589 00:39:57.119 --> 00:40:00.079 They're all vip seats because there's people are there to see that guy, 590 00:40:01.199 --> 00:40:04.880 I know. And then it's also really funny too, douse. That guy 591 00:40:04.920 --> 00:40:07.880 isn't even there to see that guy, right, he was not having it. 592 00:40:07.960 --> 00:40:10.000 We know people like that who like didn't quite make it as a musician 593 00:40:10.079 --> 00:40:13.920 or comedian the way they wanted to, and so they're just above it all, 594 00:40:14.360 --> 00:40:16.920 even if they're playing on ABC's The Bachelor, which should be like exciting 595 00:40:16.920 --> 00:40:21.280 for them. They're like, I used to get girls. Yeah, I 596 00:40:21.360 --> 00:40:24.400 used to be able to go to a walk down Sunset Boulevard get the girls 597 00:40:24.559 --> 00:40:28.840 not anymore? Yeah, all right, so they do. They make out. 598 00:40:28.840 --> 00:40:30.559 They're really cute. She hasn't told him yet, so he sits her 599 00:40:30.559 --> 00:40:35.119 down. He's like, and I commend her, like she does not she's 600 00:40:35.119 --> 00:40:37.320 not using this as a way to like get a rose. I mean, 601 00:40:37.320 --> 00:40:40.559 she has to tell him because she has she doesn't hear him all the time, 602 00:40:40.880 --> 00:40:44.679 right, She's gonna have to like literally tell him. Why. So 603 00:40:44.880 --> 00:40:46.440 he's like, oh, tell me about your non profit. So then it's 604 00:40:46.480 --> 00:40:50.679 so much more than just losing her hearing she had lyme disease, which I 605 00:40:50.719 --> 00:40:54.119 did not realize. Yeah, and did have to do this huge tree. 606 00:40:54.199 --> 00:40:58.719 I really really liked her. Then she got the m planned. I don't 607 00:40:58.719 --> 00:41:00.360 think he said it. I think, okay, so I got this is 608 00:41:00.400 --> 00:41:04.960 it co clear co clear implant? And then he's like, love it, 609 00:41:05.800 --> 00:41:08.920 because remember he kept saying love it. Yes, he did seem a little 610 00:41:08.960 --> 00:41:13.280 scared, like I don't know now what to do, but he was sweet 611 00:41:13.280 --> 00:41:16.599 about it. I noticed after he knew he spoke to her more like in 612 00:41:16.760 --> 00:41:20.960 you know, kind of mouth things bigger to her. Maybe it was awkward 613 00:41:21.000 --> 00:41:27.440 at first because he was now like being louder and you know he's he's just 614 00:41:27.559 --> 00:41:30.000 what if he just for the rest of the show when he talks to her, 615 00:41:30.000 --> 00:41:34.239 he's like, hi, Daisy, or he starts signing, but he 616 00:41:34.280 --> 00:41:37.360 doesn't know sign language, so it's like just not gibberish, and the producers 617 00:41:37.400 --> 00:41:40.960 have to be like Joey that it's just honestly it's offensive. And he's like, 618 00:41:42.000 --> 00:41:45.480 what I'm trying to I'm not thinking I'm doing real sign language. I'm 619 00:41:45.519 --> 00:41:49.239 just trying to, Like it's like charades. I'm really good at charades. 620 00:41:49.239 --> 00:41:52.280 And they're like, do you just please don't do that. But if we're 621 00:41:52.280 --> 00:41:54.440 looking at the sign language, you're just saying dinosaur, dinosaur, monster, 622 00:41:54.880 --> 00:41:59.840 and that's you're not saying anything. You're just moving your hands the same way, 623 00:42:00.079 --> 00:42:02.280 keep saying dinosaur. And he's like, but I think she appreciates it. 624 00:42:02.800 --> 00:42:07.039 We're I think we're on the same wavelength. I wonder how far she'll 625 00:42:07.039 --> 00:42:12.840 go. I I really like her. I don't know how much spark I'm 626 00:42:12.840 --> 00:42:15.599 feeling now between them. Oh really do you feel it? I mean I 627 00:42:15.679 --> 00:42:21.320 like her a lot. I'm she's still in She's I guess she's still in 628 00:42:21.320 --> 00:42:24.159 my top three. As far as who he might choose, but we'll we'll 629 00:42:24.280 --> 00:42:29.679 end with that. Okay. I feel like we're just that's that's our show. 630 00:42:30.559 --> 00:42:32.480 We're good. You guys are good, and there's a little more left. 631 00:42:32.519 --> 00:42:37.000 But we didn't really take notes on that. Okay. Yes, so 632 00:42:37.119 --> 00:42:40.719 she tells the whole story. Then it's then it's a second group date time, 633 00:42:42.280 --> 00:42:45.800 Yes, which is the what like some kind of fucking mud fun run 634 00:42:45.039 --> 00:42:51.079 ship that we hate. He's like picking up some huge tire rolling it around 635 00:42:51.239 --> 00:42:53.639 and I would be so mad. Also, they need to stop trying to 636 00:42:53.639 --> 00:43:02.000 make Demi happen. I know she's she's fall on many different seasons. She's 637 00:43:02.159 --> 00:43:07.639 been kind of problematic. It's like a kind of yeah, Jubilee, Like 638 00:43:07.679 --> 00:43:12.119 do we need Jubilee here in the boot camp? I don't think we do. 639 00:43:12.639 --> 00:43:15.559 We don't need any of that. I hate it. Oh that was 640 00:43:15.679 --> 00:43:20.079 just terrible. Yeah, and it felt very real world challenge. I'm like, 641 00:43:20.079 --> 00:43:22.400 what is this the child? And even though I loved the challenge for 642 00:43:22.440 --> 00:43:25.639 a really long time and watched it for really a lot longer than you would 643 00:43:25.639 --> 00:43:31.920 think for Johnny Bananas, even like I would flip through the activities, I 644 00:43:31.960 --> 00:43:35.639 would only get to where they're like making out and drinking in the house. 645 00:43:36.360 --> 00:43:38.920 I didn't need to see whatever them like swinging on ropes and shit, I 646 00:43:38.960 --> 00:43:44.400 don't care. You know. It's it's funny because when I was doing this 647 00:43:44.480 --> 00:43:49.119 podcast with Angel, I would try to explain that I didn't care, and 648 00:43:49.280 --> 00:43:53.960 Angel loved, like all those challenges, that's her favorite part. So it 649 00:43:54.000 --> 00:43:57.639 was really funny because I'd be like, well, then good, you can 650 00:43:58.000 --> 00:44:00.480 if you have any notes, I would just be like, I've nothing. 651 00:44:00.920 --> 00:44:02.599 I just skipped. I just skipped it. So if you have and whatever 652 00:44:02.599 --> 00:44:06.920 you have to say, go for it. Then she'd have her thoughts about 653 00:44:06.960 --> 00:44:09.719 it. But that does seem helpful, Yeah, because I see pink T 654 00:44:09.760 --> 00:44:13.559 shirts and blue T shirts and I'm out. I scroll until I don't see 655 00:44:13.679 --> 00:44:17.400 like those T shirts anymore. Like I don't care. My Blue team wins. 656 00:44:17.480 --> 00:44:21.559 That's all that matters. They like do their shit. Blue team wins. 657 00:44:21.599 --> 00:44:23.760 No one got hurt, right, And that's the other thing. And 658 00:44:24.119 --> 00:44:28.199 so the steaks are instead of the whole Blue team getting to spend time with 659 00:44:28.280 --> 00:44:31.559 Joey, only one girl, there's only one like MVP, they get to 660 00:44:31.679 --> 00:44:37.159 have Joey time. That made no sense, no sense, no sense whatsoever. 661 00:44:37.960 --> 00:44:42.480 Okay, and how about who he chose. So Edwina mm hmm. 662 00:44:42.960 --> 00:44:45.119 So yeah, this is my notes on this. I go, they do 663 00:44:45.159 --> 00:44:49.760 some tire shit, then they have to do like capture the flag but with 664 00:44:49.840 --> 00:44:52.760 hearts and paintball, and I don't know, I have lost interest. This 665 00:44:52.800 --> 00:44:57.039 is where my and then I said, Edwina grabbed first pink heart, and 666 00:44:57.079 --> 00:45:00.519 my girl Kelsey got the second one. Then I said, Kelsey's your girl. 667 00:45:00.679 --> 00:45:05.400 I like Kelsey. She's one of my ones that I called for winning 668 00:45:05.440 --> 00:45:10.360 the whole thing. Wow. Yeah, okay, I like her. Remember 669 00:45:10.480 --> 00:45:15.159 she's the one. Now I can't quite remember why I liked her, but 670 00:45:15.239 --> 00:45:21.000 she's she's she's very normal. I like her. You'll see, you'll see 671 00:45:21.519 --> 00:45:27.159 anyway. Okay, So Edwena is making a very big attempt and this is 672 00:45:27.199 --> 00:45:30.719 not a slam. She tells us this. She's trying to be vulnerable. 673 00:45:30.039 --> 00:45:35.039 She knows that that she understands the assignment. She's not sure if she's going 674 00:45:35.079 --> 00:45:37.719 to be able to complete the assignment. But she does. But she does 675 00:45:37.760 --> 00:45:42.840 well. She does fine. She's fine, she's fine. I have no 676 00:45:42.920 --> 00:45:46.079 feelings about her either way. She's fine. I was a little bored by 677 00:45:46.079 --> 00:45:50.719 that. But then you go back to the house and this is okay, 678 00:45:50.719 --> 00:45:52.920 this is where the drama begins. This is where the episode starts. Actually, 679 00:45:53.039 --> 00:45:55.400 so thanks for being with us to this point. Okay, but I 680 00:45:55.480 --> 00:46:00.239 just I just want to say that this is where I wrote. Okay, 681 00:46:00.360 --> 00:46:06.000 so Edwena's being vulnerable, she says she was. She tells him about growing 682 00:46:06.039 --> 00:46:10.400 up in an African household and it does sound really hard, and I wrote 683 00:46:10.400 --> 00:46:15.719 that she starts crying. And Joey is so fucking sweet and a good listener. 684 00:46:16.079 --> 00:46:20.599 Oh gosh, she's gonna bring no drama. That's right where I was 685 00:46:20.639 --> 00:46:24.239 like, uh oh, he's too He's so nice. I don't mind that 686 00:46:24.320 --> 00:46:27.920 though. I know what you're saying, but he is sweet. He does 687 00:46:27.920 --> 00:46:31.960 seem very present like he does. He's really a good listener. He's like 688 00:46:32.000 --> 00:46:36.280 an active listener. He's a good dude. What if you just find out 689 00:46:36.280 --> 00:46:39.480 it's from scientology. He learned how to really look into like you don't just 690 00:46:39.559 --> 00:46:44.840 look at someone's eyes. You have to look into their pupils really and then 691 00:46:44.840 --> 00:46:46.559 repeat every last Okay, so I'm going to try to do it to you. 692 00:46:47.079 --> 00:46:51.199 Just over zoom. Okay, Okay, so just say say something to 693 00:46:51.239 --> 00:46:54.599 me, and I'm gonna show you with this I had. My mom wasn't 694 00:46:54.639 --> 00:46:59.679 really super nice to me growing up. I just I felt not seen. 695 00:47:00.159 --> 00:47:05.960 I see you like it's just some sort of cult thing that he learned to 696 00:47:05.960 --> 00:47:08.719 do, but maybe not. Okay, So I just want to get to 697 00:47:08.760 --> 00:47:14.000 this house fight because this is yeahazy, let's get you. So, Medina 698 00:47:14.679 --> 00:47:17.440 are our girl, right, old Medina? Uh huh. He's starting to 699 00:47:17.480 --> 00:47:22.880 talk about how she just feels a lot of pressure and she feels really old 700 00:47:22.920 --> 00:47:24.519 to be the oldest person there. Old old, old old. Look she's 701 00:47:24.679 --> 00:47:29.639 thirty fucking one years old. Right, I miss At this point, I 702 00:47:29.679 --> 00:47:34.639 just wrote I missed the Golden Bachelor so much, so, so so much, 703 00:47:34.679 --> 00:47:37.039 for so many reasons. And then the fight that ensues. So okay, 704 00:47:38.320 --> 00:47:43.719 Sydney, I try to explain to me what happens next because I got 705 00:47:43.760 --> 00:47:46.239 a little kids. Okay, so what they overhear so they can hear that 706 00:47:46.400 --> 00:47:51.760 Maria is talking about it, and she's like, I guess Medina thinks she's 707 00:47:51.800 --> 00:47:54.400 too old, but like, fuck, I'm twenty nine. I'm old too. 708 00:47:54.480 --> 00:47:58.639 Who cares like we're older than Joey? He yeah, let's all be 709 00:47:58.719 --> 00:48:05.920 old. Let's like twenty nine. Yeah, and she's basically Maria is in 710 00:48:06.000 --> 00:48:10.360 a loud kind of force full because that's her personality. She's like, let's 711 00:48:10.440 --> 00:48:14.800 not get who cares about age, like Joeyda is not gonna care, like 712 00:48:14.840 --> 00:48:17.360 that is not a bad thing, like own it girl, Like I'm I'm 713 00:48:17.440 --> 00:48:24.239 old too. So suddenly Sydney's like, oh shit, no she didn't. 714 00:48:24.360 --> 00:48:34.400 I overheard somebody talking smack about my girl Medina and funky cold Medina is my 715 00:48:34.639 --> 00:48:37.480 girl. Like I don't know if it's been established, if everybody else knows, 716 00:48:37.480 --> 00:48:43.159 but we're best friends now because we've known each other for two days and 717 00:48:43.400 --> 00:48:47.000 I Am not going to fucking stand for somebody talking shit. Okay, So 718 00:48:47.119 --> 00:48:52.199 meanwhile, we already know that there's been nobody was talking shit, nothing happened, 719 00:48:52.360 --> 00:48:55.840 nothing happens, all completely made up. But she's gotten, she's decided 720 00:48:55.840 --> 00:49:00.320 that she's now riled up. And I think it was I mean, you 721 00:49:00.400 --> 00:49:05.519 tell me. I feel like it was kind of clear that Sydney was just 722 00:49:05.599 --> 00:49:09.159 look either looking for any kind of drama or this was left over from them 723 00:49:09.199 --> 00:49:14.719 all being jealous of her, you know, coming in and like barely wearing 724 00:49:14.760 --> 00:49:16.159 anything. I mean, I could be a little bit of both. I 725 00:49:16.159 --> 00:49:20.159 think they want to create something to get her out. They want to make 726 00:49:20.199 --> 00:49:23.360 her look bad. So it's either there's no good scenario. They're either like 727 00:49:23.480 --> 00:49:28.760 manipulative and trying to like force her out, or they're just so steep. 728 00:49:28.800 --> 00:49:30.599 I mean, she's just so dumb Sydney, you know what I mean. 729 00:49:30.679 --> 00:49:35.480 It was just like I don't like that. I just know no one's going 730 00:49:35.559 --> 00:49:37.880 to talk about my girl like that. Why did you see her age? 731 00:49:37.119 --> 00:49:42.119 We've all known people like this, we all knew people in high school, 732 00:49:42.199 --> 00:49:45.039 junior high like this, right, girls like this, and it's just like 733 00:49:45.079 --> 00:49:49.320 you're dealing with like there's nothing in between the eyes, there's nothing happening, 734 00:49:50.360 --> 00:49:52.719 right. I love, which is what we said at the beginning of this 735 00:49:52.760 --> 00:49:55.480 episode. I love that Maria did not get like overtaken by that. She's 736 00:49:55.559 --> 00:50:00.000 like, what evers, You're not going to break me. But at first 737 00:50:00.039 --> 00:50:02.599 she's like, Okay, well we'll hold on. I have to try to 738 00:50:02.800 --> 00:50:07.119 I have to try to stop this because this could you know. She understands 739 00:50:07.320 --> 00:50:10.519 how the game is played yea, and she knows that they could start making 740 00:50:10.599 --> 00:50:14.360 up stuff. So she's going to try to get She's going to try to 741 00:50:14.920 --> 00:50:19.159 diffuse it immediately, right, So she's like, Medina, can I talk 742 00:50:19.199 --> 00:50:24.000 to you for a minute, And now Medina is decided. I think. 743 00:50:24.039 --> 00:50:29.480 I feel like this is a plot. I feel like she and Sydney are 744 00:50:29.519 --> 00:50:30.840 like, yeah, let's get this girl out. Let's because she's like, 745 00:50:31.719 --> 00:50:37.639 I don't really want to talk to you right now. I'm just really about 746 00:50:37.840 --> 00:50:40.039 Joey. I need to have a conversation. I just I'm yeah, I 747 00:50:40.039 --> 00:50:44.440 just read she's just not sharp. And the way before this, I believe 748 00:50:44.440 --> 00:50:45.760 because now they're at the cocktail party. You know, this is all the 749 00:50:45.800 --> 00:50:50.159 cocktail, Like Lexi, let's not forget that she drew him. I thought 750 00:50:50.159 --> 00:50:52.840 that was kind of funny. Oh my god, I thought it was really 751 00:50:52.880 --> 00:50:55.599 cute. I thought it was cute. Yeah, and I think and by 752 00:50:55.639 --> 00:51:00.119 the way, I think he appreciated like her being funny. Yes, I 753 00:51:00.159 --> 00:51:04.159 did too, and it was and he thought that she was joking when she 754 00:51:04.760 --> 00:51:08.599 was like, listen, I'm kind of pretty much a renowned artist. I 755 00:51:08.599 --> 00:51:10.840 don't know if like you know, but you know, it's my stuff has 756 00:51:10.880 --> 00:51:16.360 gotten around to like museums and stuff like that, so you're about to see 757 00:51:16.360 --> 00:51:21.199 something pretty cool, like she was having our sense of humor I thought. 758 00:51:21.280 --> 00:51:24.360 And then when he goes, oh, is that a goldfish or whatever, 759 00:51:24.440 --> 00:51:30.079 she's like, no, it's a dolphin. And then he goes She's like, 760 00:51:30.159 --> 00:51:32.760 well, it's an aspiring dolphin. She was being very funny. She 761 00:51:32.960 --> 00:51:37.280 was cute. And then who had the French hoorn? Was that Caitlin? 762 00:51:37.760 --> 00:51:39.960 That was no, Yeah, that was Caitlin, who's like the nerd, 763 00:51:40.079 --> 00:51:45.760 who's like the science girl, the chemist. Yeah, that was really cute, 764 00:51:45.039 --> 00:51:47.800 and she had kind of cute nerd vibes. And he said something. 765 00:51:47.840 --> 00:51:51.639 At this point, Joey said something. I think he unless I heard it 766 00:51:51.679 --> 00:51:52.639 wrong, but I think he messed up. He's like, I mean, 767 00:51:52.679 --> 00:51:55.280 obviously they know they're all beautiful on the inside, but I need to make 768 00:51:55.320 --> 00:52:00.599 sure they know they're all beautiful on the outside. Like, honey, I 769 00:52:00.679 --> 00:52:02.320 think you flipped that, but I could have flipped it in my brain, 770 00:52:02.960 --> 00:52:08.199 I remember. So then everybody's still riled up. Taylor, Marie, everyone's 771 00:52:08.480 --> 00:52:13.199 Taylor gets involved, everyone's all up in everyone's business. That's when I had 772 00:52:13.239 --> 00:52:15.199 to go back and watch it again because I was like, well, we 773 00:52:15.280 --> 00:52:20.880 need more than that. It really repeats. The thing is nothing really changed. 774 00:52:20.960 --> 00:52:23.599 Sydney kept saying like I've got Medina's back, and Maria's like, what 775 00:52:24.199 --> 00:52:30.800 are you talking about? So that just never ended Marie, Uh yeah, 776 00:52:30.840 --> 00:52:36.199 So Maria is just not understanding and she's kind of asking. She's they're all 777 00:52:36.239 --> 00:52:40.280 together, and she goes, hey, everybody all you all saw this right, 778 00:52:40.480 --> 00:52:46.320 Like I'm not crazy, Like I literally said I'm old too, because 779 00:52:46.360 --> 00:52:52.639 I was trying to like say that it doesn't matter. Our age, doesn't 780 00:52:52.639 --> 00:52:55.039 matter. That Joey is very cool guy and he's not going to be like 781 00:52:55.199 --> 00:53:01.599 he's not going to care that somebody's thirty one and nobody, nobody's nobody's like 782 00:53:01.679 --> 00:53:06.880 exactly Maria, She's no, They just all just sit there. Who was 783 00:53:06.920 --> 00:53:09.000 it that said is like, if she's thirty one, it's not a problem. 784 00:53:09.000 --> 00:53:13.039 You're not validating her age is a problem in her heart? Yes, 785 00:53:13.599 --> 00:53:16.280 says their age is a problem in her heart. I think that was Taylor, 786 00:53:16.320 --> 00:53:22.239 who's also terrible, right, and it wanted Taylor, who doesn't make 787 00:53:22.280 --> 00:53:24.719 it. That just the dumbest fight ever. And it just felt like, 788 00:53:24.719 --> 00:53:29.519 like I said, either they're they're sabotaging or they're really dumb, but either 789 00:53:29.559 --> 00:53:34.480 way, they're really annoying. But then let's get to jacket gait for to 790 00:53:35.039 --> 00:53:39.199 what our four tr are, for the right reasons. So Evelyn's all hyped 791 00:53:39.280 --> 00:53:45.840 up again and she's crying again, constantly crying, not really sure why. 792 00:53:45.000 --> 00:53:49.039 Nothing happened, nothing changed, but she's just you know what, maybe she's 793 00:53:49.079 --> 00:53:52.840 just really amissing. People are feelers and she's emotional. But she makes some 794 00:53:52.960 --> 00:53:58.800 kind of I saw this right sort of patchwork work jacket that says for the 795 00:53:58.920 --> 00:54:01.760 right reasons so that he can feel like he's when he wears that he's getting 796 00:54:01.760 --> 00:54:06.280 a hug from her, and he's like, I love but he genuinely seems 797 00:54:06.320 --> 00:54:09.320 to love it, which I thought was surprising. He likes it. He's 798 00:54:09.360 --> 00:54:12.320 like, no one's ever given me a gift like this. It's like, 799 00:54:12.360 --> 00:54:15.639 oh my god, really, not even your uncle. The first tennis racket. 800 00:54:15.880 --> 00:54:21.159 You're going to wear this jacket outside of the Bachelor. I'm shocking that. 801 00:54:21.280 --> 00:54:23.840 I'm shocked that we haven't had a visit from Uncle Joey yet. I 802 00:54:23.960 --> 00:54:27.960 know to beerrate him and tell him that he doesn't know who he is. 803 00:54:28.440 --> 00:54:32.039 It's coming, all right. So their girls are trying to get time with 804 00:54:32.119 --> 00:54:36.960 Joey, and Lauren is starting to get anxious. Let's not forget about Lauren. 805 00:54:37.000 --> 00:54:42.760 She's feeling really pissed off. I did. For a moment, She's 806 00:54:42.800 --> 00:54:45.719 like kind of talking to herself. She's like, oh, I'm crying again. 807 00:54:45.960 --> 00:54:47.000 I don't want to talk to him and crying again. And I've had 808 00:54:47.039 --> 00:54:50.599 those moments where I like tell myself, like, okay, so keep it, 809 00:54:50.719 --> 00:54:52.360 like, don't tell him everything right away. But on a first bumble 810 00:54:52.400 --> 00:54:55.159 date, I'm like, Okay, so I suffer from pretty dark depression. 811 00:54:57.559 --> 00:55:00.159 It comes and goes totally situational though, so it's really on you. If 812 00:55:00.199 --> 00:55:04.559 you're cool to me, it's gonna be fine. No, it's not codependence. 813 00:55:06.840 --> 00:55:08.719 But I do totally like I felt her for a second. But then 814 00:55:08.800 --> 00:55:15.760 she's so aggressive. Yeah, she doesn't give the guy any room to like 815 00:55:15.960 --> 00:55:19.679 she's already made up her mind that like, you're not going to be enough 816 00:55:19.719 --> 00:55:22.159 for me, you're not supporting me, Like I think it was. I 817 00:55:22.159 --> 00:55:27.079 think he just had I think he would have tried. I totally think I 818 00:55:27.079 --> 00:55:30.679 think her thing backfired. I think she wasn't ready to leave, and I 819 00:55:30.719 --> 00:55:32.800 think she was like just pissed off. And she's the kind of person that 820 00:55:32.840 --> 00:55:36.280 breaks up with you all the time but doesn't really want to break up with 821 00:55:36.320 --> 00:55:38.000 you. So she's like, ah, I'm sorry, I just got to 822 00:55:38.039 --> 00:55:42.000 tell you I'm leaving anyway. I can't sit down. I'm in a leather 823 00:55:42.519 --> 00:55:45.679 so pissed. And then he's like, oh no, I don't want you 824 00:55:45.719 --> 00:55:49.280 to leave like I feel. And then I think he was probably happy though 825 00:55:49.320 --> 00:55:51.960 about it, so he's sort of doing it. I leave, but I 826 00:55:51.960 --> 00:55:53.760 mean, I guess you've made up your mind, so by you know what, 827 00:55:53.880 --> 00:55:57.639 maybe we just go ahead and get in the van. I think it's 828 00:55:57.639 --> 00:56:00.440 best that we just get you know what, there's nothing I really what you're 829 00:56:00.440 --> 00:56:05.400 saying to me is there's nothing I can see. She's sort of like, 830 00:56:05.440 --> 00:56:08.719 oh shit, now I have to leave, right, And I think she 831 00:56:08.840 --> 00:56:12.760 was focused on like, oh shit, now my sister is going to fucking 832 00:56:12.760 --> 00:56:15.000 win this thing, right. I mean, she had to be escorted out. 833 00:56:15.000 --> 00:56:17.519 There's no way we could spend more time with her. They bring the 834 00:56:17.559 --> 00:56:21.199 cake, So she had a cake that she was going to bring Joey, 835 00:56:21.199 --> 00:56:23.599 a red velvet cake, and I believe that story, like she's like, 836 00:56:23.599 --> 00:56:25.199 this better really be late. He's like, well, do you want to 837 00:56:25.199 --> 00:56:29.440 go ahead and least eat the cake? She's like yes, And then it's 838 00:56:29.480 --> 00:56:34.639 not red velvet. She's so like she is a is a restaurant server's biggest 839 00:56:34.719 --> 00:56:37.920 nightmare, because she's the kind of person that will have no problem complaining about 840 00:56:37.960 --> 00:56:43.679 you to management, because she'll just be like, the only thing I wanted. 841 00:56:43.960 --> 00:56:47.000 This server has been getting it wrong the whole time, which we've been 842 00:56:47.039 --> 00:56:51.920 fine, but the one thing, the one thing that needed to go right 843 00:56:52.039 --> 00:56:53.840 was that I needed this to be a red velvet cake. And she couldn't 844 00:56:53.880 --> 00:56:59.760 even do that right. Right then she she throws the cake on the ground. 845 00:57:00.119 --> 00:57:01.920 This is and I've never I learned this word from you. I'd never 846 00:57:01.960 --> 00:57:05.760 heard this word before and I haven't used it in a long time. But 847 00:57:05.840 --> 00:57:09.400 I just wrote, like an absolute cuz did you make that word up? 848 00:57:09.920 --> 00:57:15.280 Oh I've never heard anyone say it about you. Oh yeah, noah, 849 00:57:15.320 --> 00:57:22.199 cuss. It's such a lighter version of kunt. It's well, I mean, 850 00:57:22.400 --> 00:57:24.440 we said we want either way, let's say cus. But like, 851 00:57:24.519 --> 00:57:28.800 so production has to clean that up or there's some animal that's going to eat 852 00:57:28.800 --> 00:57:31.800 that and get sick. Yep, you piece of shit, like out of 853 00:57:31.800 --> 00:57:36.519 here. I can't believe I ever defended her. I'm so embarrassed. Sorry, 854 00:57:36.639 --> 00:57:38.840 Yeah, and don't forget it, uh, which I mean it's kind 855 00:57:38.840 --> 00:57:44.599 of past the point now, but I just I like these moments where Lauren 856 00:57:44.679 --> 00:57:49.039 thinks she's making she's do she's doing her things, she's doing an OTF, 857 00:57:49.320 --> 00:57:52.119 she's got the microphone and she's like, I hate it here. She thinks 858 00:57:52.119 --> 00:57:55.639 she's being and Joey walks in on it. That would be so embarrassing. 859 00:57:58.159 --> 00:58:02.840 So now she's totally busted because she can't she can't do it. Differently to 860 00:58:02.920 --> 00:58:07.440 him, he's he just walked in on her going I hate it here, 861 00:58:07.559 --> 00:58:10.719 And that's where I think she has to go, like I'm leaving right, 862 00:58:10.760 --> 00:58:14.800 she had to show. But again, like I said, he was happy 863 00:58:14.800 --> 00:58:17.199 with it. This is per like he wasn't necessarily going to sund her home 864 00:58:17.239 --> 00:58:20.679 at this point, but he doesn't want her there. So it was a 865 00:58:20.679 --> 00:58:24.639 perfect Serah was like, oh no, that's so sad. Oh let's get 866 00:58:24.639 --> 00:58:29.000 you Stratt, let's get you in, let's get your seatbelt on, here's 867 00:58:29.000 --> 00:58:35.199 your cake by okay, So the rose ceremony, Alison is crying because Lauren 868 00:58:35.280 --> 00:58:37.119 left. I was like, oh please get both need to leave. But 869 00:58:37.159 --> 00:58:42.440 all right, so Alison's so let's go through it. Rachel Lexi the artist 870 00:58:42.519 --> 00:58:45.480 who we love Kelsey A and Kelsey T. Which one's the one you love? 871 00:58:45.840 --> 00:58:50.800 I love the black Kelsey, but I love but well, no, 872 00:58:50.960 --> 00:58:53.159 I love the I love both of them. You love both Kelsey's Okay, 873 00:58:54.079 --> 00:59:00.239 Kelsey the one who's an actor. Oh right, So I think she is 874 00:59:00.280 --> 00:59:04.320 so cute and like she's cute, Like she just looks kind of like spicy 875 00:59:04.360 --> 00:59:07.559 looking. I think we haven't seen everything from her. She hasn't had a 876 00:59:07.599 --> 00:59:09.840 lot. I like her a lot too. I don't think she's going to 877 00:59:09.920 --> 00:59:14.119 go far in this that's just my personal just but you know what, You're 878 00:59:14.199 --> 00:59:16.039 right, I have no basis for that other than we just haven't seen that 879 00:59:16.119 --> 00:59:22.639 much. I think she I think she might surprise us. But but I 880 00:59:22.760 --> 00:59:30.159 really also very much like the other Kelsey and I can't rip from the cast 881 00:59:30.239 --> 00:59:32.519 Roast. When we were talking about her on the cast Roast, I remember 882 00:59:32.599 --> 00:59:37.840 that she's she's kind of funny, she's very she was very normal. I 883 00:59:37.840 --> 00:59:42.400 think he's gonna like her. Okay, we just haven't had any time then, 884 00:59:42.559 --> 00:59:47.000 Jen Evelyn Autumn, Medina Autumn got like no time in this episode. 885 00:59:47.039 --> 00:59:50.960 Did you notice that? Yeah, they did not given her much, so 886 00:59:51.039 --> 00:59:53.039 maybe she's going to pop up. I mean he has to only get he 887 00:59:53.239 --> 00:59:58.400 like doesn't have to. He keeps people that he doesn't necessarily know yet, 888 00:59:58.719 --> 01:00:00.679 right, and sometimes if he thinks they're attractive, you know, he'll get 889 01:00:00.679 --> 01:00:04.239 a one on one or something, so he gets a chance. You know 890 01:00:04.280 --> 01:00:07.199 what I miss I missed three the two on ones. Oh, I feel 891 01:00:07.239 --> 01:00:10.000 like we didn't do that. Did we do that last season at all? 892 01:00:10.039 --> 01:00:14.480 I think we need more of those where it's really like high stakes, I 893 01:00:14.559 --> 01:00:16.840 know, and somebody has to go home. I love that. Okay, 894 01:00:17.000 --> 01:00:24.079 Then we have Leah, Caitlin, sor Ry Chrisa. I just wrote who. 895 01:00:24.199 --> 01:00:28.800 I didn't even remember who Chrisa was. Oh yeah, I don't like 896 01:00:28.880 --> 01:00:32.320 Chrisa's Chrisa. I don't like. I just don't know who she is. 897 01:00:32.400 --> 01:00:37.719 She's just got this she in her coming out of the limo and she's just 898 01:00:37.840 --> 01:00:43.400 like very she thinks she's she's kind of a lot, she's a lot. 899 01:00:44.039 --> 01:00:47.039 Yeah, I just she I blocked her out, Maria. I liked that 900 01:00:47.280 --> 01:00:52.519 star Alison so okay, Sydney and then Sydney and that felt like a producer 901 01:00:52.679 --> 01:01:00.000 choice to me. Yep. So, then Taylor leaves I just wrote Gorge 902 01:01:00.119 --> 01:01:01.800 just hair leaves, and that's the one we're talking about. Earlier, the 903 01:01:02.519 --> 01:01:07.519 dancer, Yeah, what's her name? Erica said her. Yeah. I 904 01:01:07.599 --> 01:01:09.559 loved her and I was shocked to see her go. I thought she was 905 01:01:09.559 --> 01:01:14.760 actually the most stunning and kind of fun interesting person. But for whatever reason, 906 01:01:14.760 --> 01:01:17.199 they get cute and like upbeat. I feel like they would have been 907 01:01:17.199 --> 01:01:22.039 a good match. But you know, you can never account for like pheromones. 908 01:01:22.599 --> 01:01:24.280 You don't know what it's like when you're sitting in you know, there's 909 01:01:24.280 --> 01:01:28.039 so many people that you could on paper go oh my god, like this 910 01:01:28.079 --> 01:01:30.159 person's perfect, and then you kiss him and it's just not it's just not 911 01:01:30.519 --> 01:01:37.280 right. Sparky and spark I do think Joey is being how do I put 912 01:01:37.280 --> 01:01:38.440 this? I mean, and I know, I know they all are to 913 01:01:38.440 --> 01:01:43.440 a certain point, but I think he's being He's trying to be very liked 914 01:01:43.480 --> 01:01:46.119 by the producers. He's trying to be like a good boy. I don't 915 01:01:46.119 --> 01:01:50.320 think he's going to argue with much. I think he wants I think he 916 01:01:50.679 --> 01:01:53.400 wants to come off and I'm not saying I think he is it's coming off 917 01:01:53.440 --> 01:01:57.800 this way, but I think he really wants to come off as like a 918 01:01:57.840 --> 01:02:01.760 good guy. I agree. I think he just is as you said, 919 01:02:01.800 --> 01:02:06.599 and I think you're all of that is true. Who are your top Who 920 01:02:06.599 --> 01:02:14.320 do you see in the top three right now? I see Daisy me too, 921 01:02:15.039 --> 01:02:25.039 I see Lexi. I love her. Yeah, and I see I 922 01:02:25.079 --> 01:02:30.159 think that that girl Caitlin is going to make the I think she's going to 923 01:02:30.199 --> 01:02:37.800 make a come out of nowhere. I'm going to say Daisy Maria, and 924 01:02:37.840 --> 01:02:40.920 I'm not sure, question Mark. I mean, Maria could be one of 925 01:02:40.920 --> 01:02:45.079 those we don't have spoilers on this, so she could be one of those 926 01:02:45.159 --> 01:02:47.519 that he's really into and keeps for a long time and then she freaks out. 927 01:02:47.559 --> 01:02:52.599 She's like, I'm not into this. So yeah, interesting she could 928 01:02:52.679 --> 01:02:55.360 cause I don't know, but I see her going far okay well, and 929 01:02:55.440 --> 01:03:00.880 she's pissed he doesn't know her. And you remember she's from Canada, So 930 01:03:00.039 --> 01:03:05.239 I don't think she's gonna go that she's not gonna win. But that is 931 01:03:05.440 --> 01:03:07.559 not a thing. I don't agree with you on that. At one point, 932 01:03:07.559 --> 01:03:10.239 when he's gonna when he's about to, you know, when she's wearing 933 01:03:10.280 --> 01:03:15.760 her bra and lace get up, and he says to her, Hey, 934 01:03:15.039 --> 01:03:19.400 I don't know anything about you. I know that you're from Canada and that's 935 01:03:19.440 --> 01:03:21.679 about it. And I feel like I should get to know you. And 936 01:03:21.719 --> 01:03:25.320 then he goes but in that outfit, basically he's like all I all I'm 937 01:03:25.360 --> 01:03:29.960 thinking about is like wanting to kiss you, basically, right, And then 938 01:03:29.519 --> 01:03:34.960 I think that goes well. M Like, I think I think he's not. 939 01:03:35.960 --> 01:03:38.079 I think he sees her as like I'm attracted to her, but I 940 01:03:38.119 --> 01:03:40.800 don't know her at all. But they've only known each other what like a 941 01:03:40.840 --> 01:03:45.480 week at this point. I guess you know, there's not I mean, 942 01:03:45.559 --> 01:03:46.599 I don't know. You can't. That's why you got to steal the time. 943 01:03:46.800 --> 01:03:49.440 That's what I never understand. They're like, oh, if you could 944 01:03:49.440 --> 01:03:52.960 any time, get up, stand up, go talk to him, I 945 01:03:52.000 --> 01:03:57.199 know, the whole show. All right, let's do some shouts. Okay, 946 01:03:57.800 --> 01:04:01.239 maybe we could do it as Jess. Yes, this is for our 947 01:04:01.320 --> 01:04:05.320 Patreon ten dollars level shouts. If you join at just five dollars, you 948 01:04:05.360 --> 01:04:11.960 get all our bonuses. And I believe on Patreon we're gonna do Love is 949 01:04:12.000 --> 01:04:15.840 Blind. We sure are if you want recaps of that. But for our 950 01:04:16.400 --> 01:04:24.039 for our Patreon, this week, we have what I think was a pretty 951 01:04:24.079 --> 01:04:28.480 good episode, okay, which will be on tomorrow, which will be up 952 01:04:28.519 --> 01:04:35.679 tomorrow about the Real Housewives of the It's the lawsuit from Caroline Manzo against Brandy 953 01:04:35.679 --> 01:04:39.920 Glanville. It's insane. Now, I know not of some of you have 954 01:04:40.000 --> 01:04:43.239 made it clear you're not like Housewives fan, so that's fine. This story 955 01:04:43.400 --> 01:04:46.280 is a news story in and of itself, and it's insane what went down 956 01:04:46.880 --> 01:04:51.079 at a Bravo taping, and there's lawsuits and it's got everything. So if 957 01:04:51.079 --> 01:04:55.760 you yeah, tune in on Patreon for that, but for our shouts, 958 01:04:55.760 --> 01:04:59.800 I mean, I'm I'm just gonna start with Donald Lady blind here and on 959 01:04:59.880 --> 01:05:03.679 my decent that teese bread, beer bread, Cassie Wivesworth, I got some 960 01:05:04.679 --> 01:05:08.880 beer bread, beer bread or what was the thing that what's her face? 961 01:05:09.920 --> 01:05:15.000 Brittany makes cheesebread with me. I know you didn't watch vand way I watched 962 01:05:15.039 --> 01:05:18.000 Man Palm Bird. She made the cheese. It's beer beer cheese, beer 963 01:05:18.119 --> 01:05:21.519 cheese. I sort of got beer cheese with me, my my date, 964 01:05:21.800 --> 01:05:30.480 beer cheese, drag drag sladed. Hey, the beer cheese staur baker and 965 01:05:30.519 --> 01:05:38.719 I wasn't talk about cheer Teer to bed and Jenny Harden, Christine David mc 966 01:05:38.800 --> 01:05:45.679 murray. You know you not make them all the different things be male and 967 01:05:45.960 --> 01:05:49.039 Yard bro Shelley Clapley, but you want to take the rest of them? 968 01:05:49.320 --> 01:05:54.800 I can't. Oh, well, sure, Shandon, I need to tell 969 01:05:54.840 --> 01:06:01.159 you that Lorm Barnes cheated on me. Yea is horrible. Tana Adams, 970 01:06:01.559 --> 01:06:06.800 she doesn't care about me. And Jennifer Falls cheat cheat, cheat on me? 971 01:06:06.960 --> 01:06:10.719 Why I don't want to be specific and say Jennifer it could have been 972 01:06:10.800 --> 01:06:20.440 Jennifer Falls or Shay Singer. Megan madoors about Taylor Swiftmes. She knows I'm 973 01:06:20.480 --> 01:06:25.159 swifty, just like random Ames. But sometimes I get Maanda Taylor sometimes I 974 01:06:25.239 --> 01:06:30.199 do. Okay, Well, I guess we should be serious for our business 975 01:06:30.199 --> 01:06:32.119 shouts, which you guys should also have. Can I start with yes, 976 01:06:33.199 --> 01:06:39.880 our friend uses his shout, his business shout. He uses it for charity, 977 01:06:39.920 --> 01:06:43.519 which you can also do, and he uses that for the Rotary Dot 978 01:06:43.599 --> 01:06:46.119 Org Rotary Club. It is like it's a new thing now. It's not 979 01:06:46.159 --> 01:06:48.360 an old, stuffy thing like it used to be. It's been around for 980 01:06:48.360 --> 01:06:51.440 a long time. That part's true. But what they do is they find 981 01:06:51.480 --> 01:06:55.599 like people in their community. If you join the club, you find like 982 01:06:55.639 --> 01:06:59.320 your local chapter and you get together and talk about ways that you can better 983 01:06:59.400 --> 01:07:02.320 your community. However, that is donations are just getting to know each other, 984 01:07:02.440 --> 01:07:09.000 just beautifying your neighborhood, whatever that looks like to you, or charities 985 01:07:09.039 --> 01:07:11.519 you can give to you. So go to rotary dot org to find out 986 01:07:11.559 --> 01:07:15.519 more on that. Mm HM and Jamie Val can help elevate your business, 987 01:07:15.519 --> 01:07:21.679 your small or medium sized business. You need to get your social game tight. 988 01:07:23.199 --> 01:07:26.840 You need to do your ads on your Instagram and your TikTok and Jamie 989 01:07:26.920 --> 01:07:30.719 Vel's company, spitfire Social can help you. So go to spitfiresocial dot com 990 01:07:30.760 --> 01:07:35.639 to see what they can do. And my friend Adam Lerner is a car 991 01:07:35.719 --> 01:07:39.880 broker. If you don't know what a car broker is, go to Adam's 992 01:07:39.920 --> 01:07:43.639 gootacar dot com and check it out. If you've never used a car broker, 993 01:07:44.000 --> 01:07:46.559 it is such a shortcut. It takes all the pain out of buying 994 01:07:46.559 --> 01:07:49.639 a car, and it will get you the very best deal, and it 995 01:07:49.679 --> 01:07:54.079 doesn't if you're in California, doesn't cost you a penny, and if you're 996 01:07:54.119 --> 01:07:57.840 in other places, there's a fee, but it'll be made up for by 997 01:07:58.000 --> 01:08:00.360 how cheap he can get you a car and he does all the financials for 998 01:08:00.400 --> 01:08:03.760 you and everything. You don't have to do anything. Also, wait, 999 01:08:03.800 --> 01:08:08.800 how can they find him? Adam's got a car? Dot com? Also 1000 01:08:09.119 --> 01:08:15.360 Nancy Buckenham. She has an Etsy store. It's ets dot com, slash 1001 01:08:15.360 --> 01:08:21.079 shop slash n Buckingham Designs and that's n b U c K E n Ham 1002 01:08:21.279 --> 01:08:27.600 Designs. And she sells totes and journals and travel mugs and towels and everything 1003 01:08:27.640 --> 01:08:31.880 has her original artwork printed on it. Yeah, it's pretty amazing. Go 1004 01:08:32.000 --> 01:08:38.359 check her out. Support your fellow pricks. Yeah, this has been fun 1005 01:08:38.399 --> 01:08:41.399 today. Thank you guys for being here. I'm sorry for everything in advance. 1006 01:08:41.800 --> 01:08:45.800 Yep, and uh see you over on Patreon our next week or no, 1007 01:08:46.039 --> 01:08:49.119 we got real Thursday, Yeah Thursday. We'll see you on Thursday, 1008 01:08:49.319 --> 01:08:56.920 yeah for Real Housewives and tomorrow for Patreon. Okay enough, bye bye