WEBVTT 1 00:00:05.519 --> 00:00:12.560 Hi, Heather, Hi Heather. Oh hey wow, what is that? 2 00:00:12.720 --> 00:00:18.640 Oh my god? Seat listen, listen, listen. I was going to 3 00:00:18.719 --> 00:00:23.879 do a professional introduction tonight, so I'm going to do that. That wasn't 4 00:00:23.879 --> 00:00:30.000 a good start, but here we go, Here we go. Welcome to 5 00:00:30.120 --> 00:00:35.159 Laura Kane after Dark, the podcast that's been going on twice a week for 6 00:00:35.240 --> 00:00:39.960 almost five years. I'm Laura Kane. I used to be on with a 7 00:00:40.000 --> 00:00:43.799 show called Jeff and Jerer for many years. You were, Yes, I'm 8 00:00:43.840 --> 00:00:48.640 just reintroducing myself to Hall of Fame. We are in the Radio Hall of 9 00:00:48.679 --> 00:00:52.439 Fame in Chicago. Our picture. Hey, thank you, oh thank you, 10 00:00:52.719 --> 00:00:57.280 thank you very much. Oh thank you. And now I do traffic 11 00:00:57.280 --> 00:01:03.159 reports and sometimes acting gig if I get them, which I've received zero so 12 00:01:03.280 --> 00:01:08.719 far, and I'm on Star ninety four one, which I will I'm going 13 00:01:08.799 --> 00:01:12.159 to be on tomorrow, Tuesday, and I'll tell you about that in a 14 00:01:12.200 --> 00:01:21.560 minute. Okay, okay, this is Eric Rimmer, former or like on 15 00:01:21.719 --> 00:01:27.159 Hiatus celebrity stylists. Yes, okay, worked in Hollywood for many years and 16 00:01:29.319 --> 00:01:36.439 which is amazing and I think that you should start doing that again. Thank 17 00:01:36.480 --> 00:01:41.079 you. Brad Pitt never wore this hat. No, but you know I 18 00:01:41.120 --> 00:01:47.439 would like that hat probably Reeves. Oh yes, mister Reeves. I was 19 00:01:47.439 --> 00:01:52.799 thinking Elton John And that voice you hear over there is our twenty three year 20 00:01:52.840 --> 00:01:59.000 old producer. Because it's just it just is. Because I could have given 21 00:01:59.040 --> 00:02:02.760 birth to you. You forgot to say in addition to celebrity stilets, you 22 00:02:02.840 --> 00:02:07.840 forgot to say several things. Oh my bff of seventeen years, Yes, 23 00:02:08.360 --> 00:02:13.639 eighteen eighteen years. That's right, okay, almost as old as I am. 24 00:02:14.319 --> 00:02:20.759 I know, I okay, whoa mind blown? What I am? 25 00:02:21.159 --> 00:02:23.800 Excellent talent? Oh yeah, he's the talent of the show. You want 26 00:02:23.800 --> 00:02:29.360 to be sex symbol and a royal pain in your ass at times bingo bing 27 00:02:29.639 --> 00:02:34.120 bing bing. And then producer Brian, Thank you Brian for putting up with 28 00:02:34.199 --> 00:02:39.280 this show and producing it so well. Okay, first of all, before 29 00:02:39.280 --> 00:02:46.159 I get to anything else and he teases any anything breaking news, please play 30 00:02:46.240 --> 00:02:57.439 the breaking news sound effect. I've been notified that we have a visitor who 31 00:02:57.520 --> 00:03:07.039 has come to present Eric, which something profound real quick because he has very 32 00:03:07.080 --> 00:03:15.360 little time. I was just informed of this and apparently it's very very important. 33 00:03:15.599 --> 00:03:22.759 Welcome pickle dude to the show hello. It looks like, oh, 34 00:03:22.800 --> 00:03:24.759 hi, pickle dude, nice to wave whatever. Oh here, let's show 35 00:03:24.759 --> 00:03:28.919 your body. There we go. There's pickle dude. For the people that 36 00:03:29.000 --> 00:03:32.520 are on Instagram Live. I'd ask pickle dude if I could push in a 37 00:03:32.599 --> 00:03:38.800 stool, but that sounds that's its gross And pickle edude doesn't speak, and 38 00:03:38.840 --> 00:03:42.479 he's running out of time. He's running time he has So what's in your 39 00:03:42.479 --> 00:03:45.360 hand? What's in your hand? It looks like you're going to have to 40 00:03:45.400 --> 00:03:55.000 read that, Eric, Oh to read it? Yes, panty host Okay, 41 00:03:55.520 --> 00:04:00.400 okay, what does it say? This is from Buenos Noches. I 42 00:04:00.400 --> 00:04:03.680 am pickled dude. I have come from a land far away to present Eric 43 00:04:03.680 --> 00:04:09.599 Grimmer with something very powerful, a necessity. You have said five words repeatedly 44 00:04:09.680 --> 00:04:14.680 over the last few years. I took it upon myself to make your metaphor 45 00:04:14.759 --> 00:04:17.600 a reality. This will speak louder than words. This will help you make 46 00:04:17.639 --> 00:04:21.240 an important point. Use it in the next time a business does you're wrong. 47 00:04:21.800 --> 00:04:25.639 Use it in the next time someone does you dirty. Use it with 48 00:04:25.680 --> 00:04:30.600 the utmost fervor. Eric, I present you this a bag of dicks. 49 00:04:30.199 --> 00:04:32.759 Now, when you say eat a bag of dicks, you mean it. 50 00:04:33.360 --> 00:04:45.000 It's a literal a are you kidding me? Probably the greatest gift I've ever 51 00:04:45.040 --> 00:04:51.240 received. That is is amazing And they all have little faces on different colors. 52 00:04:51.360 --> 00:04:56.720 I love it. I wait, there's something at the bottom. Asta 53 00:04:56.800 --> 00:04:59.959 loego, No, he says. Now when you see say eat a bag 54 00:05:00.079 --> 00:05:04.360 get dicks, you mean it. I really like this one, pickle, 55 00:05:04.439 --> 00:05:13.120 Dude, this is a very powerful tool for Eric. It is I I 56 00:05:12.160 --> 00:05:19.040 uh, this is this is I feel so you could have taken that with 57 00:05:19.120 --> 00:05:25.560 you to your many trips to what was Jerome? Yes, that's the one. 58 00:05:25.800 --> 00:05:28.639 I might just take one of these in there and leave it on one 59 00:05:28.639 --> 00:05:32.000 of the couches. What's a old bag? How many times have you said 60 00:05:32.040 --> 00:05:35.199 eat a bag of dicks? So many Jeromes? A million times? I 61 00:05:35.279 --> 00:05:39.199 know a lot of other things businesses. That bag will last them like all 62 00:05:39.240 --> 00:05:43.639 week. I know, mister pickle, I might eat another bag. Oh 63 00:05:43.879 --> 00:05:50.040 okay, thank you amazing, very very very profound. Look there's a pink 64 00:05:50.079 --> 00:05:56.800 one like a little balls that's probably closer to what you look like. Right, 65 00:05:58.480 --> 00:06:01.800 this colors closest to you? You right, you got a little kink 66 00:06:01.800 --> 00:06:05.959 one? Or is this one closest to you with the bag of dicks. 67 00:06:06.000 --> 00:06:10.120 Right, Oh, come on, that's fun, all right, this is 68 00:06:10.160 --> 00:06:14.839 hilarious. Okay, So you're asking me to put down a bag of props, 69 00:06:15.000 --> 00:06:18.160 Yes, put down a bag of props. Please dick away. We 70 00:06:18.480 --> 00:06:24.680 have a segment we haven't done in a while which I am terrified. Oh 71 00:06:25.040 --> 00:06:30.199 called I eat this, not that, not wait for this where Eric blind 72 00:06:30.240 --> 00:06:36.120 folds me and feeds me, sometimes regular stuff, sometimes not regular stuff. 73 00:06:36.560 --> 00:06:41.800 But it's always scary and I always hate it. What was the worst thing 74 00:06:41.839 --> 00:06:47.439 you've ever put in your mouth? You know, I don't want to gross 75 00:06:47.480 --> 00:06:51.920 you were out right off the bat, But the grossest thing I've ever put 76 00:06:51.920 --> 00:07:00.879 in my mouth fully in my mouth and swallowed a few Eric's hey down there? 77 00:07:00.920 --> 00:07:03.720 Oh not for hair from his head? Ooh that sounds awful. Not 78 00:07:03.800 --> 00:07:08.399 hair from his head, arm hair, not air from his chest, armpit 79 00:07:08.439 --> 00:07:15.199 hair, not armpit hair. No, South, we're talking pubes Jesus. 80 00:07:15.360 --> 00:07:19.000 They were clean, They felt like feathers. There's no such things. They 81 00:07:19.000 --> 00:07:23.079 were there, nic showered, Yeah, there's as clean as can be, 82 00:07:23.199 --> 00:07:26.199 but there's no true clean down there. You're not going to do something that 83 00:07:26.399 --> 00:07:30.519 wretched, are you? I'm pleading? Oh my gosh, going ass crack 84 00:07:30.600 --> 00:07:38.040 this time. Oh and we have to talk about some things in the Double 85 00:07:38.120 --> 00:07:42.920 Dean News, very important things, very important. I wanted to give a 86 00:07:42.959 --> 00:07:48.240 shout out to somebody real quick who came in the blink of an eye today 87 00:07:48.720 --> 00:07:54.319 when I needed him, because I've been running on fumes. Last night. 88 00:07:54.439 --> 00:08:01.000 I worked from four to about ten thirty PM, got home, had to 89 00:08:01.000 --> 00:08:03.959 do a bunch of stuff, one to bet at like twelve thirty, had 90 00:08:03.959 --> 00:08:05.959 to wake up at three thirty because I had to go back to work at 91 00:08:07.000 --> 00:08:11.600 five. So I was feeling not like sick, but just gross. And 92 00:08:11.639 --> 00:08:13.519 I'm like, you know what, you know what I'm going to do. 93 00:08:15.199 --> 00:08:18.959 I'm going to be like the people in Hollywood. I'm going to be fancy. 94 00:08:18.199 --> 00:08:24.199 I'm going to call one of those mobile hydration iv places, oh boy, 95 00:08:24.279 --> 00:08:26.079 and I'm going to get someone to come to my house and give me 96 00:08:26.160 --> 00:08:30.639 some fluids because I think that's what I need. And vitamins. Okay, 97 00:08:30.639 --> 00:08:33.080 you said you had somebody come to your house and give you some fluids. 98 00:08:33.200 --> 00:08:35.320 Was this like a tender date? No, not that kind of fluid. 99 00:08:35.360 --> 00:08:43.960 Oh okay, this is creative IVY, create IVY Hydration. He has an 100 00:08:43.000 --> 00:08:48.480 office right near to Lee's a marina near that lamp store. He also will 101 00:08:48.480 --> 00:08:52.080 do it. He'll come to your house and you can go on his website. 102 00:08:52.120 --> 00:08:56.120 You can call him at eight five eight. Oh gosh, I just 103 00:08:56.320 --> 00:09:00.919 totally When I printed out his number, the last two numbers went on. 104 00:09:01.960 --> 00:09:05.480 All right. He is awesome. His name is Evan Lucy. He is 105 00:09:05.480 --> 00:09:09.720 he's an I see you nurse, but he does this, so he's like 106 00:09:09.879 --> 00:09:16.639 totally qualified. Let me tell you. I was sitting there and immediately I 107 00:09:16.720 --> 00:09:20.799 started feeling like better and better, and the vitamins and the zinc and the 108 00:09:20.879 --> 00:09:26.039 vitamin C and something else he put in there and something else he put in 109 00:09:26.080 --> 00:09:30.240 there, and it just was like something else. Well it's called blue thiomon, 110 00:09:30.679 --> 00:09:33.679 does that make sense? I can't remember the word, but it's like 111 00:09:33.720 --> 00:09:41.320 a really good one. It's it was felt a god, but it lasted 112 00:09:41.399 --> 00:09:46.159 like I don't know already half hour eight five eight three five eight six six 113 00:09:46.399 --> 00:09:48.960 eight nine. Okay, And we'll put it on our website too, because 114 00:09:50.000 --> 00:09:52.720 he really deserves a shout out. And I think, what do you think 115 00:09:52.759 --> 00:09:58.559 about us getting an IVY while we're doing the show? No, now, 116 00:09:58.639 --> 00:10:05.039 why I hate needles. I'll pass out. No you won't, Yes, 117 00:10:05.080 --> 00:10:07.519 I will. Okay, what if we get the needle in you? Let 118 00:10:07.600 --> 00:10:13.559 me just tell you, you're gonna feel so good, like really good. 119 00:10:13.679 --> 00:10:16.200 How about we put it? How will we put it to the test? 120 00:10:16.320 --> 00:10:20.080 If he doesn't have some knu reads update by next week, he's getting the 121 00:10:20.080 --> 00:10:24.679 needle. You're getting the needle. You know we'll talk about this. I 122 00:10:24.720 --> 00:10:26.600 know you will do. I want us all to do it while we're doing 123 00:10:26.679 --> 00:10:30.720 the show, and you can see it's like perking up and getting It's just 124 00:10:30.879 --> 00:10:35.080 it's such a cool feeling. So I feel like I felt like a brand 125 00:10:35.159 --> 00:10:39.080 new person after this. I'm already perky. Oh my god, stop it 126 00:10:39.399 --> 00:10:43.559 all right? Before we get it into I think we should do the double 127 00:10:43.639 --> 00:10:46.600 DS first because we have a couple of really important things to talk about. 128 00:10:46.600 --> 00:10:52.440 And then it's not that. Why don't we do that first? Do you 129 00:10:52.440 --> 00:10:54.840 want to do that first? I think we should do that. All right. 130 00:10:54.960 --> 00:10:56.960 First, let's talk about our sponsors though, And you wanted to say 131 00:10:58.000 --> 00:11:01.240 something very special. I do my new bff. 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No, that's not the 167 00:13:37.039 --> 00:13:41.879 case. I will run. My palms get sweaty, I get nervous, 168 00:13:41.919 --> 00:13:46.480 I get super anxious that it's a phobia, Like it doesn't make me want 169 00:13:46.480 --> 00:13:48.639 to puke, it makes me want to like you know what I wish I 170 00:13:48.759 --> 00:13:52.679 had. I wish I had brought a bunch of things with like tight circles 171 00:13:52.919 --> 00:13:58.080 and then oh the trip phobia. Yeah, what does make you throw up 172 00:14:00.120 --> 00:14:05.240 up? Actually? Tuna, I hate you. I brought the case of 173 00:14:05.279 --> 00:14:11.919 tuna with me today in my bag all day, like a tuna mel e. 174 00:14:13.480 --> 00:14:18.080 God, I'd rather die. You may want to is there if there's 175 00:14:18.120 --> 00:14:28.080 any fish related items in eat this? Not that I may what French kissue 176 00:14:28.320 --> 00:14:35.559 after eating said fish. I don't like. I don't like being blindfolded and 177 00:14:35.919 --> 00:14:41.080 folded and being fish. I like halibit and that's about it. Ragon and 178 00:14:41.120 --> 00:14:45.320 that's about it. Super but like tuna salad? No no, no, 179 00:14:45.080 --> 00:14:46.919 no, okay, So what about your website before we get to eat this? 180 00:14:48.000 --> 00:14:54.279 So I'm launching my website on I just launched it on Instagram. Okay, 181 00:14:54.559 --> 00:14:58.639 I don't have the pricing on yet there yet, but it's my photography, 182 00:14:58.759 --> 00:15:01.840 so all the photographs aren't up yet. I'm still in the process of 183 00:15:01.960 --> 00:15:05.600 editing them, okay, and then I'm going to have a store on Etsy. 184 00:15:05.480 --> 00:15:09.559 Who I want to know who is creating all this for you? Somebody 185 00:15:09.559 --> 00:15:13.440 else? Not you? No, I'm doing it. You're doing the website. 186 00:15:13.480 --> 00:15:16.000 You're making the website. Well, no, I haven't made the website 187 00:15:16.080 --> 00:15:18.639 yet. I'm doing it strictly on Instagram and Etsy. Right, Oh, 188 00:15:18.720 --> 00:15:26.120 okay, job he does, because there's no friggin' way he would ever be 189 00:15:26.200 --> 00:15:28.559 able to complete a website. Portfolio websites are easy, though, Yeah. 190 00:15:28.639 --> 00:15:33.279 Yeah, but it's it's called Larkin Earl So it's l A r k I 191 00:15:33.559 --> 00:15:37.360 n earl e A r l E and it's on Instagram right now. Seeking 192 00:15:37.440 --> 00:15:41.480 take a look at that. And what kind of pictures do you create? 193 00:15:41.879 --> 00:15:48.200 I do nature, animals and floral and structure, And what makes your photos 194 00:15:48.279 --> 00:15:52.879 different from somebody else's because I have a good eye and you edit them. 195 00:15:52.919 --> 00:15:58.039 Really they are really beautiful, thanks studying colors and really cool. I don't 196 00:15:58.039 --> 00:16:00.480 know what you do or how I mean you're a are really great and thank 197 00:16:00.559 --> 00:16:04.320 you so good luck. Let us know when you know everything is ready to 198 00:16:04.320 --> 00:16:07.240 go and the pricing's ready, I will, but you can promote it. 199 00:16:07.320 --> 00:16:11.679 You can look at the photographs. Now, if you have any questions, 200 00:16:11.720 --> 00:16:15.600 you can d M me and I will give you. Does it have its 201 00:16:15.600 --> 00:16:21.000 own Instagram page? Okay, and it's Larkin and Earl Larkin, Earl Larkin 202 00:16:21.279 --> 00:16:26.360 Earl follow now yay, yay, yay, I'll put it on my social 203 00:16:26.399 --> 00:16:30.720 media. Okay, now, let's just do this. Let's get it over 204 00:16:30.759 --> 00:16:37.600 with. Oh, where's you're blindfol Uh? I don't have one shit, 205 00:16:37.159 --> 00:16:40.840 I'll just use that towel right there. Oh boy, do you know what 206 00:16:40.840 --> 00:16:44.200 that towl has been used for? No? Do you? Oh? Here, 207 00:16:44.440 --> 00:16:49.080 I saw a pickle rick through something to it I have Oh no, 208 00:16:49.360 --> 00:16:52.799 I'll just use it. I don't even care if he was polishing off one 209 00:16:52.799 --> 00:16:56.399 of the dicks. Oh god, I won't say if it was in the 210 00:16:56.440 --> 00:16:59.600 bag or not. You know that towel could have been used for many, 211 00:16:59.639 --> 00:17:04.960 many things. Okay, all right, fine, this is fine, this 212 00:17:06.039 --> 00:17:07.759 is fine. Just hook it below your nose, yes, yes, yes, 213 00:17:07.839 --> 00:17:11.279 yes, okay, I can't see a thing, perfect all right, 214 00:17:11.960 --> 00:17:15.359 this is amazing. Now I'm going to take my headphones off so I have 215 00:17:15.400 --> 00:17:17.839 a little more free range. Okay, do you have enough room on the 216 00:17:17.880 --> 00:17:21.039 table? And you might want to move the Instagram live if you guys are 217 00:17:21.039 --> 00:17:25.559 watching live you I don't know because I have no control and it's making me 218 00:17:25.599 --> 00:17:29.200 feel out of control because I'm in control freak lately. Well is that a 219 00:17:29.240 --> 00:17:37.599 live rat lately? No? My god? Oh I what I know what 220 00:17:37.640 --> 00:17:41.079 You're going to make me eat? I'm going to be really mad about it. 221 00:17:41.160 --> 00:17:42.559 It is a whole ass salmon. What is it? Tell me? 222 00:17:44.200 --> 00:17:48.720 I told him the other night, or he told me he wants to make 223 00:17:48.759 --> 00:17:51.480 me dinner one of these nights. Yeah, we'll see when that will happen. 224 00:17:52.000 --> 00:17:55.000 And I said, you know what. I was being super bossy and 225 00:17:55.079 --> 00:17:57.000 probably very rude, but I just said, you know what, please don't 226 00:17:57.000 --> 00:18:02.759 make Lamb. I don't want to eat what waa? So picky? I 227 00:18:02.839 --> 00:18:07.160 just don't wanna Lamb is delicious, she's such a big but I don't want 228 00:18:07.240 --> 00:18:08.640 them. I was like, do you want to try out a new tie 229 00:18:08.720 --> 00:18:12.000 recipe? That could be cool? Do you know how to make fun that'd 230 00:18:12.079 --> 00:18:18.440 be fun? Yuck? So anyway if you're feeding me, lamb, I 231 00:18:18.480 --> 00:18:22.000 am not having it. Open your mouth. Wait, okay, wait, 232 00:18:22.039 --> 00:18:26.480 wait wait the premise is what of this game? Eat this? Not that 233 00:18:26.759 --> 00:18:30.599 you have mystery? How many things am I going to be tasty? Five? 234 00:18:37.880 --> 00:18:38.960 Are they all? Okay? Wait, let me ask you? Wait 235 00:18:40.039 --> 00:18:45.240 wait wait? Yes? Are they all really bad things? Or are is 236 00:18:45.319 --> 00:18:52.680 one of them? Like something normal? Well? They're all normal. Let's 237 00:18:52.680 --> 00:18:53.079 just get it over with. Oh my god, Oh my god, Oh 238 00:18:53.079 --> 00:18:56.440 my god, I gotta wait to go. Okaykay, I'm gonna move your 239 00:18:56.440 --> 00:18:59.960 microphone just a little bit, all righty, open your mouth? Oh my 240 00:19:00.319 --> 00:19:11.799 god, you think was gonna happen next? Mm hmm. It's so kind 241 00:19:11.799 --> 00:19:15.000 of fruit? This is a this is a lemon, it's a fruit. 242 00:19:15.559 --> 00:19:22.519 It's a isn't a line of fruit? No, it's a citrus. That's 243 00:19:22.559 --> 00:19:29.480 not a smart response. I don't know. Definitely fruit. Fruits and citruses 244 00:19:29.519 --> 00:19:33.759 are the same thing, aren't they? Oh God, that was a shocker 245 00:19:34.200 --> 00:19:37.319 right off the bat. But okay, okay, okay, okay, Oh 246 00:19:37.319 --> 00:19:41.799 it's only gonna get worse from here. Gay, Ready, open your mouth. 247 00:19:42.400 --> 00:19:47.160 What did you just stick your finger in there just to be a jerk? 248 00:19:48.559 --> 00:19:53.079 Where God wears that finger bind. God only knows. I know it's 249 00:19:53.119 --> 00:20:00.039 been in the dog treat bag. No commentary. I I'm too scared. 250 00:20:00.359 --> 00:20:06.480 Man. This is really bad and not that bad. Okay, ready, 251 00:20:06.920 --> 00:20:11.200 yes, okay, open your mouth wide. Oh holy hell, I really 252 00:20:11.240 --> 00:20:22.799 don't want to do this. Okay, hmmm, God forbid, what the 253 00:20:22.960 --> 00:20:30.920 hell is this? My mouth is on fire and it's like mealy. It's 254 00:20:30.039 --> 00:20:34.759 mealy and my mouth is on fire. Oh is this horse radish? Yeah, 255 00:20:34.759 --> 00:20:40.359 but I think it's expired. That's why it's in like weird pieces in 256 00:20:40.359 --> 00:20:45.680 my mouth. I'm really really really hot. Oh okay, Oh my god. 257 00:20:45.799 --> 00:20:49.759 Oh this should be a treat This next one of rotten eggs and sulfur. 258 00:20:51.119 --> 00:21:04.160 My god, open mouth. Ah okay, it was pesto, Come 259 00:21:04.200 --> 00:21:07.200 on, that was good. I was gonna say it. It tastes a 260 00:21:07.279 --> 00:21:11.000 little bit like spaghetti sauce that has a lot of parmesan cheese on it. 261 00:21:11.039 --> 00:21:17.960 But great, that's past. My palate is like trash. Sorry, it's 262 00:21:17.960 --> 00:21:21.000 not gummy beer flavored pesta, know exactly. Oh my god, Oh I 263 00:21:21.039 --> 00:21:29.119 need something. Oh is this the last one? Oh my god, I 264 00:21:29.119 --> 00:21:33.400 don't like the sound of the jar. Are you ready? Oh? Oh, 265 00:21:33.440 --> 00:21:38.359 Brian, Oh shoot, oh no, please make it the smallest amount. 266 00:21:38.400 --> 00:21:52.880 Okay it is actually no, that's cheating what you did. That's a 267 00:21:52.880 --> 00:21:59.240 whole opinion. That's good. Oh my god, I know it's all over 268 00:21:59.279 --> 00:22:03.160 my face. Oh god, is this the worst one? This is the 269 00:22:06.200 --> 00:22:11.559 woo and I saved the best for last free cane? Brian, do you 270 00:22:11.559 --> 00:22:18.079 see what it is? It's a it's fried lamb covered in lam sauce. 271 00:22:21.279 --> 00:22:22.759 No, actually, do you really? Do you know what it is? 272 00:22:22.880 --> 00:22:30.000 Stuffed inside a halibu? Please give me this motty here comes to Choochoo train. 273 00:22:30.440 --> 00:22:44.640 One. You might have diarrhea. One, two, three, Oh 274 00:22:44.759 --> 00:22:56.119 my god. It tastes like a combination of gasoline hot sauce, like something 275 00:22:56.440 --> 00:23:00.000 lick witty that I can't get, like front down my throat all the way. 276 00:23:02.119 --> 00:23:07.279 What was that? It was a mango hot sauce. Oh that sounds 277 00:23:07.319 --> 00:23:11.119 good. He gave you good food. I don't know why. Oh he 278 00:23:11.160 --> 00:23:17.359 didn't because I can't handle anything hot. I thought for sure I was going 279 00:23:17.440 --> 00:23:19.559 to get another dog treat of some sword. Oh wait a minute, hold 280 00:23:19.599 --> 00:23:23.559 on, there's one more thing. Why did I open my big mouth? 281 00:23:26.319 --> 00:23:29.200 I don't want to hear we did do the Ghost Pepper challenge and you're out 282 00:23:29.200 --> 00:23:38.720 here getting I will fully admit I am a complete wiss when it comes to 283 00:23:38.799 --> 00:23:42.119 hot things. I can't do anything. You admitting it doesn't make me feel 284 00:23:42.119 --> 00:23:45.480 better about it. Well, it just well, I'm not like denying it 285 00:23:45.559 --> 00:23:48.519 or saying that it's cool or anything. It's not. I wish i'd like 286 00:23:48.559 --> 00:23:52.039 to really spicy. Saying that just makes it gonna be harder for you when 287 00:23:52.039 --> 00:23:57.160 we force you to eat spicy food. I'm not gonna do that. I 288 00:23:57.160 --> 00:24:07.440 am technically the boss, right whatever, Okay, ready, am I I'm 289 00:24:07.440 --> 00:24:11.160 going to regret this? What do you mean? It's it's the last thing? 290 00:24:12.880 --> 00:24:25.559 Ready? Open mouth? Oh god? Ready? One? Two three, 291 00:24:26.839 --> 00:24:33.960 there's like kind of like a big bunch of nothing. What let me 292 00:24:33.960 --> 00:24:38.839 tell you, cardboard. You didn't wonder I was his dog treats? Which 293 00:24:38.880 --> 00:24:44.799 one is it? Oh god? What flavors? It probably has like liver 294 00:24:45.000 --> 00:24:48.759 and it's some crazy that is gross? Oh no, What am I gonna 295 00:24:48.759 --> 00:24:51.599 do with I'm not gonna spit it out. Come ready here? Oh god, 296 00:24:51.599 --> 00:24:53.039 I'm gonna smaller. Oh god, I don't want to about this. 297 00:24:53.279 --> 00:25:03.319 Hold on, did you swall I did? Oh? Gross? Oh my 298 00:25:03.359 --> 00:25:11.480 god, well Eric, look my eyes are like watering. See I cannot 299 00:25:11.799 --> 00:25:15.000 any kind of salsa, any kind of thing. You did it. I 300 00:25:15.039 --> 00:25:18.559 know, but I'm just saying, like the aftermath is bad. Like I 301 00:25:18.599 --> 00:25:22.400 start crying, I starts wedding. I thought you love Mexican food. I 302 00:25:22.440 --> 00:25:26.440 do, but I just don't put like I put the most mild salsa like 303 00:25:26.480 --> 00:25:29.720 Pico though, like yes, I like Pica. You had like trelula pretty 304 00:25:29.759 --> 00:25:33.160 mild, like I can only put like one dot. We're gonna fix that. 305 00:25:33.359 --> 00:25:38.960 Oh yeah, I want to. But like whoa, there's oh god, 306 00:25:40.559 --> 00:25:42.720 you know what we should do. There's that show called hot Ones where 307 00:25:42.759 --> 00:25:47.759 they have they get the celebrities wings that are increasingly hotter. We should do 308 00:25:47.799 --> 00:25:51.519 something like that. That would be goody me just to interview style. We'll 309 00:25:51.519 --> 00:25:53.160 just talk to each other. We'll all eat like something spicy. That was 310 00:25:53.200 --> 00:25:56.839 so much fun. I think you guys should do it because it'd be like 311 00:25:56.880 --> 00:26:00.599 a dude thing. No, like the wing thing, ready to but have 312 00:26:00.680 --> 00:26:03.359 you done? You haven't done the wings. I don't eat wings. I 313 00:26:03.359 --> 00:26:06.799 wouldn't do wings. I do someone maybe like a burrito and we just have 314 00:26:06.839 --> 00:26:11.160 to like each buyers put a hotter salce on it. You guys ate the 315 00:26:11.319 --> 00:26:15.480 chip that had the hottest of the hot I was rough gonna lie. I 316 00:26:15.880 --> 00:26:18.559 had diarrhea for two days. We don't even eat the chip. We ate 317 00:26:18.680 --> 00:26:22.519 like one quarterer of it. Yeah, I know, so that you guys 318 00:26:22.519 --> 00:26:25.759 have already done something like that. But oh my god, we'll figure it's 319 00:26:25.839 --> 00:26:29.039 next mommy, Oh no, no, no, no, all right, 320 00:26:29.119 --> 00:26:33.200 let's play the Double D News because we need to talk. Yes, we 321 00:26:33.240 --> 00:26:40.000 do, we do. Yeah, what is going on with the royal family 322 00:26:40.880 --> 00:26:45.559 and Kate Middleton? Why are all these like conspiracy theories in this picture that 323 00:26:45.720 --> 00:26:53.400 she posted that everybody's gone crazy about. So here's here's my question. I 324 00:26:53.519 --> 00:27:00.640 just heard that and this is a a legend that he had an fair with 325 00:27:00.759 --> 00:27:08.279 another woman and that woman got pregnant and had a kid. Really is that 326 00:27:08.640 --> 00:27:11.400 one of the conspiracy theories? Or is that is that just that's one of 327 00:27:11.400 --> 00:27:15.519 the rumors right now? That's a long standing rumor though, actually, oh 328 00:27:15.599 --> 00:27:21.119 yeah, and that she okay, so where is she? She like just 329 00:27:22.720 --> 00:27:27.240 obviously mad, but like not showing her face in public with him in the 330 00:27:27.359 --> 00:27:32.160 royal family maybe though really, I mean, she hasn't been seen that even 331 00:27:32.160 --> 00:27:33.759 know if they're like on the fritz or anything. She she also had like 332 00:27:33.799 --> 00:27:37.000 an adominal surgery or something. Yeah that. At first they were saying that 333 00:27:37.039 --> 00:27:41.799 she had something like a this is a legit like a and I'm not sure, 334 00:27:41.839 --> 00:27:45.400 like a Brazilian butt lift or something like that. Then I heard it 335 00:27:45.440 --> 00:27:52.400 was an adminal thing. No, she's just pissed and she's gone, and 336 00:27:52.440 --> 00:27:55.720 they're trying to figure out pr wise what to do with this affair in this 337 00:27:55.799 --> 00:28:00.200 baby, I don't I don't know, okay, because I saw an a 338 00:28:00.279 --> 00:28:03.799 video. Where did you see the picture of her and the kids? Yeah? 339 00:28:03.880 --> 00:28:10.519 Yes, okay, that face. That picture is exactly the same picture 340 00:28:10.559 --> 00:28:15.759 that was taken ten years earlier, this same face. It lines up perfectly, 341 00:28:15.839 --> 00:28:21.240 so it was completely photoshopped. The whole entire picture was photoshopped. Maybe 342 00:28:21.279 --> 00:28:22.519 that's you know how hard that is to do, though, I don't know 343 00:28:22.519 --> 00:28:25.759 if I buy that. No, And well, do you know how hard 344 00:28:25.799 --> 00:28:30.079 it is to get all three kids smiling and looking in one direction at one 345 00:28:30.079 --> 00:28:33.160 time? Too? I mean, it's just not as hard. Though I 346 00:28:33.200 --> 00:28:37.160 don't know it's been manipulated. I don't doubt that it's been touched up. 347 00:28:37.160 --> 00:28:40.519 It's probably been airbrush a little bit, although people tend to smile pretty identically 348 00:28:40.519 --> 00:28:42.160 each way, so I wouldn't be shocked if you can find two photos in 349 00:28:42.240 --> 00:28:45.240 matchup. Well, they can also do this though, with the magic of 350 00:28:45.240 --> 00:28:51.640 photography. They could just is she was she wearing a different outfit? Yeah? 351 00:28:51.680 --> 00:28:53.759 She was? Yeah, So all they have to do is put her 352 00:28:53.799 --> 00:28:59.559 face on just a different outfit in a different scenario. So why did they 353 00:28:59.599 --> 00:29:02.559 post photo just like, hey, here's an update. Here's me and the 354 00:29:02.640 --> 00:29:04.960 fan, just a photo of them. Yeah, and he wasn't in it, 355 00:29:06.720 --> 00:29:10.039 right or was he? I don't remember. I don't remember, but 356 00:29:10.119 --> 00:29:15.240 yeah, this is causing like all sorts of God. And then Megan and 357 00:29:15.480 --> 00:29:18.960 Harry, what are they doing right now? I know they've kind of fallen 358 00:29:19.000 --> 00:29:22.440 off the face God. Well it's because of all this stuff with the other 359 00:29:22.480 --> 00:29:27.759 two and William. You know what Netflix keeps recommending to me is that damn 360 00:29:29.119 --> 00:29:32.200 suits show, and I don't want to see it. It's actually the first 361 00:29:32.200 --> 00:29:36.559 three seasons are pretty good if you get past Meghan Merkle. That's the only 362 00:29:36.599 --> 00:29:40.319 reason I would watch it is just to see her acting. Shops. It's 363 00:29:40.319 --> 00:29:42.680 not great. She is very attractive, but it's kind of ruined by the 364 00:29:42.720 --> 00:29:45.319 fact that you can just kind of see that there's not It doesn't seem like 365 00:29:45.359 --> 00:29:52.400 there's a lot going on behind those eyes. Is that marriage going to last 366 00:29:52.640 --> 00:29:55.759 the long term? Yes? I think if everybody leaves him alone, maybe, 367 00:29:55.839 --> 00:29:59.680 I think so good. I hope so, I hope so he went 368 00:29:59.720 --> 00:30:02.279 full on board for her. He's already in too deep. I have to 369 00:30:02.319 --> 00:30:07.319 tell you what. I tried to watch three movies in one show this weekend, 370 00:30:07.000 --> 00:30:14.799 and they were all horrific. Oh, on various streaming sites. Yes, 371 00:30:15.079 --> 00:30:21.839 so on I think it was prime. I watched Poor Things that Emma 372 00:30:21.880 --> 00:30:26.599 Stone just won. Oh, she's kind of like a female Frank and still 373 00:30:26.880 --> 00:30:30.559 right. Oh my god. I didn't even make it through. Why it 374 00:30:30.599 --> 00:30:36.920 was horrible. I don't know about that. She won an oscar. Yeah. 375 00:30:37.160 --> 00:30:40.519 Eric's opinions on movies tend to be polar, opposite of common consensus, 376 00:30:40.559 --> 00:30:44.680 so it was just it was his favorite. Is like Jason Statham, he 377 00:30:44.720 --> 00:30:48.640 loves Like the Love, which has never gotten above forty of those anything. 378 00:30:48.759 --> 00:30:52.279 The bee Keeper was really really good. Oh, I'm going to see that. 379 00:30:52.319 --> 00:30:53.599 I do want to see that. Okay, So that one was that 380 00:30:53.759 --> 00:30:57.240 I didn't even finish that. I think right before the hour mark, I 381 00:30:57.279 --> 00:31:00.599 turned it off. Then I just I said, okay, I'm gonna watch 382 00:31:00.759 --> 00:31:06.160 the updated version of The Color Purple. Is this the one that has music 383 00:31:06.200 --> 00:31:11.359 in it? Yes? Okay? And I made it about ten minutes and 384 00:31:11.440 --> 00:31:18.440 that went off. Then I decided, oh, I'll watch Wonka. Oh 385 00:31:18.559 --> 00:31:21.759 I can't wait to see that. Oh, yes you can. It's on 386 00:31:21.880 --> 00:31:26.440 HBO Max. Yes it is. Yes, it's a musical. It's just 387 00:31:26.440 --> 00:31:29.799 delightful and it makes you feel so happy. And he does a really good 388 00:31:30.160 --> 00:31:33.960 He does it justice. He does Gene Wilder justice. The Originally I don't 389 00:31:33.960 --> 00:31:37.359 want Timothy Chalomey's brand of Wonka happiness. Now it was it was a musical, 390 00:31:37.519 --> 00:31:41.400 Laura, are we a little bit jealous? Oh no, no, 391 00:31:41.599 --> 00:31:45.839 oh no. Timothy Shalomy is like the hot I don't know. He's the 392 00:31:45.880 --> 00:31:51.200 body of an underdeveloped twelve year old. He it's just his persona and the 393 00:31:51.240 --> 00:31:56.839 way he acts, and he's acting risks that he takes, like call me 394 00:31:56.079 --> 00:31:59.680 by my name, Oh my god, that is so good. I thought 395 00:31:59.720 --> 00:32:06.160 the movie was weird, slightly predatory, but I am amazed he has been 396 00:32:06.200 --> 00:32:10.000 able to play any other role besides the young gig boy because he looks like 397 00:32:10.559 --> 00:32:15.440 a twelve year old gigi probably in real life. But he No. Did 398 00:32:15.480 --> 00:32:20.920 you ever see Oh God, it's called Handsome Boy or good Boy with Steve 399 00:32:21.000 --> 00:32:25.160 Carell and he plays the drug addict My darling boy, beautiful boy, beautiful 400 00:32:25.160 --> 00:32:28.640 boy. It looks like he has no test like, not a single drop 401 00:32:28.680 --> 00:32:32.880 of testosterone. Not to me, it's affecting my chemistry. Ood boy, 402 00:32:34.519 --> 00:32:39.759 you know, talk about predatory. It literally as soon as the first song 403 00:32:40.000 --> 00:32:47.000 was note was just verbalized during Wonka in the first four minutes. I was 404 00:32:47.039 --> 00:32:51.640 like, I'm out. You didn't know what was a musical? Nope, 405 00:32:51.839 --> 00:32:54.839 and don't ever plan on watching it. So then I decided to watch the 406 00:32:54.880 --> 00:33:00.880 new Kate Winslet show on HBO Max called The Regime. Oh yeah, okay, 407 00:33:00.880 --> 00:33:07.359 I was thinking about that. Oh no, oh god? Why why 408 00:33:07.559 --> 00:33:13.359 dumb? Yeah? Yeah? Did I tell you that we saw the movie 409 00:33:13.960 --> 00:33:17.640 with the Hand Talk to Me? Yes, finally saw that movie. Oh 410 00:33:17.720 --> 00:33:22.480 my god? Did you see it? No? Oh, tonight, you 411 00:33:22.519 --> 00:33:25.759 gotta watch it tonight, Brian, did you see Talk to Me? I 412 00:33:25.799 --> 00:33:29.440 don't know if it's on anything right now. No. I had to pay 413 00:33:29.519 --> 00:33:32.160 like four nine. It was on HBO Max. I think it's worth it, 414 00:33:32.200 --> 00:33:37.119 though, I think do you think? I think it is good, 415 00:33:37.440 --> 00:33:40.079 very good, different, it's it's not that scary of a horror movie. 416 00:33:40.279 --> 00:33:44.400 In fact, I would I would actually barely put it in horror than the 417 00:33:44.400 --> 00:33:47.079 fact that it has a dark theme to it. But it's not very scary. 418 00:33:47.279 --> 00:33:51.599 It is interesting, it's scary. I think it's a little overrated, 419 00:33:51.599 --> 00:33:53.880 but I think it is good. But it is a little overrated. It's 420 00:33:53.880 --> 00:33:58.160 scary. It's got a great music scene too, trust me. Okay, 421 00:33:58.599 --> 00:34:07.359 okay. Concept So tomorrow or if you're watching Live thank You tomorrow on Jesse 422 00:34:07.400 --> 00:34:09.559 and Tati's show on Star ninety four to one, I'm going to be on 423 00:34:09.679 --> 00:34:15.199 in the seven o'clock hour. I've decided that they needed to play with us 424 00:34:16.480 --> 00:34:20.519 what's your price? So I play a little round and what's your price with 425 00:34:20.599 --> 00:34:24.400 Jesse and Tata tomorrow. I think it's like around seven to thirty year. 426 00:34:24.599 --> 00:34:28.199 Can you shout me out just like any way you can just like throw my 427 00:34:28.280 --> 00:34:30.920 name in there somehow maybe if you're a good boy, if you're nice to 428 00:34:30.920 --> 00:34:35.039 meet tonight, I know, I know how you can, how you can 429 00:34:35.840 --> 00:34:38.800 make this work in your favor. Make him say that he loves you. 430 00:34:40.840 --> 00:34:45.639 That's not how that show rolls. No, No, he's saying right now 431 00:34:45.800 --> 00:34:47.440 now and then return, I get a shout out, and then return you 432 00:34:47.440 --> 00:34:52.679 get a show. Well, put the camera on yourself. We'll discuss that 433 00:34:52.760 --> 00:35:02.519 later. No to say to Eric, I'm kidding. I actually went and 434 00:35:02.519 --> 00:35:07.039 watched your clip from when You're on with Tommy. Yeah, on the air 435 00:35:07.079 --> 00:35:12.159 with Selly and Little Tommy. We talked about the Keanu Reeves thing. That's 436 00:35:12.199 --> 00:35:15.280 cool. Yeah, they put the letter up on the screen. She said 437 00:35:15.280 --> 00:35:16.639 my name, so I was like, I'm famous again. I did. 438 00:35:17.079 --> 00:35:20.599 I said, I plugged it. They let you know. It was really 439 00:35:20.599 --> 00:35:23.159 cool that I was able to say a good story too. It is a 440 00:35:23.199 --> 00:35:28.000 great story, depending on how true the details are. That Eric still is 441 00:35:28.119 --> 00:35:32.480 so tight left about what's come on? What's going on? What happened? 442 00:35:32.960 --> 00:35:37.239 There's something going on. There's something else, right, Yes, there's something 443 00:35:37.480 --> 00:35:43.519 pending. She keeps forgetting, Yes, that you keep forgetting at your house. 444 00:35:43.639 --> 00:35:47.840 Yeah. Hell, you're killing me. You're killing me. You're killing 445 00:35:47.840 --> 00:35:52.440 me. That's whatever. Anyways, I thought that was a cool segment. 446 00:35:52.920 --> 00:35:54.880 I enjoyed watching it. Brian's gonna love it though, Thank you. Thank 447 00:35:54.880 --> 00:35:59.719 you for that. Did you like the band sitting on Stacy? They they're 448 00:36:00.239 --> 00:36:02.880 I skip through everything, but oh you did this section. They're actually really 449 00:36:02.880 --> 00:36:07.000 really good. They're managed by Blink One's manager and they were found by the 450 00:36:07.079 --> 00:36:12.760 Jonas brothers on TikTok and they're just really good. Like I was just interested 451 00:36:12.800 --> 00:36:15.920 in hearing about me, so I skipped through that, skip through everything else. 452 00:36:16.519 --> 00:36:20.519 This says like an hour long. I was just my reaction. Okay, 453 00:36:20.639 --> 00:36:24.519 so do you we can do a couple of either what your prices now 454 00:36:25.400 --> 00:36:29.760 or I think I should save those because we should do the full out what 455 00:36:29.880 --> 00:36:32.800 your price because I have some good Okay, Okay, so we'll wait on 456 00:36:32.840 --> 00:36:38.159 that. Okay. Do you guys chew gum? No all the time. 457 00:36:39.280 --> 00:36:43.599 You are the one of the only people left in the world who chew gum. 458 00:36:43.800 --> 00:36:46.519 I love gum. I guess. Gum sales dropped by a third in 459 00:36:46.599 --> 00:36:52.360 the United States during the pandemic, which makes some sense, I guess, 460 00:36:52.840 --> 00:36:55.119 but it never went back up. People will just stop chewing gum. Why 461 00:36:55.840 --> 00:36:59.480 here, Okay, here's my thing. I love gum, but I hate 462 00:36:59.519 --> 00:37:01.960 figure out to do with the gum once it becomes gross because I used to 463 00:37:02.000 --> 00:37:06.559 just swallow it, okay, and I feel like I for some reason, 464 00:37:06.599 --> 00:37:08.840 I feel like I can't anymore, Like I'm having difficulty trouble. Also, 465 00:37:08.880 --> 00:37:13.559 maybe I get too bigger gum now, but it's becoming difficult to swallow that 466 00:37:13.599 --> 00:37:16.320 gum. I don't know why this is gonna dovetail right into our segment on 467 00:37:16.400 --> 00:37:20.719 Thursday, because this is one of the questions. Oh, what's your price? 468 00:37:22.119 --> 00:37:24.440 Every time you chew gum? You have to swallow it instead of spit 469 00:37:24.480 --> 00:37:28.599 it out. That's the way you get rid of it for a full year. 470 00:37:28.840 --> 00:37:31.199 Oh okay, that's nothing. What would be your price? At least 471 00:37:31.199 --> 00:37:35.280 five grand? I do it for five grand? Really, yeah, it's 472 00:37:35.280 --> 00:37:37.199 not that hard, Like why would Yeah, I would do it for like 473 00:37:37.199 --> 00:37:39.519 a thousand bucks. Well I want more than a thousand, though, because 474 00:37:39.519 --> 00:37:44.960 the thousand's just not that much it is to some people, okay, Well 475 00:37:45.000 --> 00:37:46.960 to me, I want at least five granda. Okay. If I'm going 476 00:37:47.000 --> 00:37:50.000 to make some money, it's got to be at least in a five grand. 477 00:37:51.000 --> 00:37:54.760 This is technically show business. But this I didn't know. Did you 478 00:37:54.840 --> 00:38:02.159 know this factoid that datelines Keith Morrison who one Sunday you murder me or somebody 479 00:38:02.280 --> 00:38:07.440 murders me. I don't know. By the way, I want Keith Morrison 480 00:38:07.480 --> 00:38:09.639 to do my date line. I want it to be two hours, and 481 00:38:10.000 --> 00:38:15.079 I wanted to be like a double parter, just as somebody does, and 482 00:38:15.119 --> 00:38:20.239 it's like fantastic. I want Keith Morrison to be the one that does. 483 00:38:20.440 --> 00:38:24.519 If eric, it would be a great story. It would be especially if 484 00:38:24.519 --> 00:38:28.880 you make it like we still do the podcast from prison. You could do 485 00:38:28.920 --> 00:38:32.840 the podcast pretty much from anywhere without anyway, and then I could have like 486 00:38:32.880 --> 00:38:43.840 a picture of like your head shot up behind me. Oh my god, 487 00:38:44.480 --> 00:38:52.159 my god. Well did you know that Keith Morrison was Matthew Perry's stepdad. 488 00:38:53.239 --> 00:38:58.159 Oh, I didn't know that. I didn't know. People still watch Dateline 489 00:38:58.199 --> 00:39:01.519 after Chris Hansen's segment end, Oh the best part. No, no, 490 00:39:01.519 --> 00:39:09.119 no date Line. People like myself love murder documentaries, murder shows. Give 491 00:39:09.119 --> 00:39:13.800 me forty eight hours, give me Dateline or any day of the week. 492 00:39:14.039 --> 00:39:16.960 Upon Netflix, it starts on Thursday. I can why is it called something 493 00:39:17.039 --> 00:39:21.000 like three Bodies or something like that. Is it like that like a date 494 00:39:21.079 --> 00:39:23.960 line? Yeah? I will watch forty eight hours, the first forty eight 495 00:39:24.239 --> 00:39:28.159 Yeah, they need to reboot Chris Hansen. That show is so to catch 496 00:39:28.199 --> 00:39:32.440 a predator but become one. It wasn't there some scandal? Yeah, you 497 00:39:32.440 --> 00:39:36.400 know why I got canceled is that they caught, like I think they caught 498 00:39:36.400 --> 00:39:39.800 a senator or something like, someone pretty prominent in like a community. And 499 00:39:39.960 --> 00:39:45.239 he shot himself during a please standoff. They tried to rest them so and 500 00:39:45.280 --> 00:39:49.039 he shot himself. Oh so it wasn't anything that had to do with Chris 501 00:39:49.039 --> 00:39:51.840 Hanson. It's something so I think there is something that has to do with 502 00:39:51.920 --> 00:39:53.480 him. But yes, that was a great He still does stuff. His 503 00:39:53.519 --> 00:40:00.239 show just got canceled. And finally we're going to end this by oh, 504 00:40:00.519 --> 00:40:02.519 first of all, I have a question, and then we're gonna end it 505 00:40:02.599 --> 00:40:08.199 with my latest acting auditions that you have to read. Charles and I'm married. 506 00:40:08.440 --> 00:40:13.960 It's really quick. Okay, what is your favorite time of day? 507 00:40:14.000 --> 00:40:19.159 Exactly? Give me a time of day that you absolutely is your favorite? 508 00:40:19.800 --> 00:40:25.480 Ten pm to midnight? One hour? Ten pm? Is that your favorite 509 00:40:25.480 --> 00:40:31.159 time of the entire day? Okay? Eric, what's your favorite time of 510 00:40:31.199 --> 00:40:37.599 the entire day? Probably when the sun sets, so like six to seven, 511 00:40:37.079 --> 00:40:42.519 Okay, I really like four o'clock in the afternoon. That's work hours 512 00:40:42.559 --> 00:40:45.639 for some of us. I know, but it's like almost getting off work 513 00:40:45.719 --> 00:40:47.800 and then kind of anticipating what you're gonna have for dinner, and YadA, 514 00:40:47.840 --> 00:40:52.960 YadA, YadA. Well, researchers have come out with the worst and the 515 00:40:52.000 --> 00:40:57.880 best times of day for our bodies. Okay. The best time of the 516 00:40:57.960 --> 00:41:02.079 day, researchers say, is, oh, that's when our mood is most 517 00:41:02.119 --> 00:41:07.800 elevated. That's when we're most energized because we're going home from work. We're 518 00:41:07.840 --> 00:41:12.199 anticipating, you know, being home, being comfortable, blah blah blah, 519 00:41:12.320 --> 00:41:16.840 seeing the sun set. The worst time of day which I had to endure 520 00:41:17.000 --> 00:41:27.480 all last week and this morning four five am, because your first cognizant thought 521 00:41:27.760 --> 00:41:30.639 is your alarm, and that like puts people in a bad mood immediately. 522 00:41:30.719 --> 00:41:36.639 That's a researcher saying, Okay, so now I sent in this audition, 523 00:41:36.719 --> 00:41:39.400 but I didn't play it for you because I didn't want to, you know, 524 00:41:39.880 --> 00:41:45.480 torture you guys. But I really think I'm going to get this. 525 00:41:45.760 --> 00:41:52.360 Okay. I'm playing a mom of a son who I think is mentally ill. 526 00:41:52.400 --> 00:41:55.960 It's a scare it No, this is Charles, your Charles, you 527 00:41:57.000 --> 00:42:00.159 think your son's mentally ill? Yes? Have at Are we talking like this 528 00:42:00.320 --> 00:42:06.639 schizophrenic? Oh? Okay, okay, so you are you read Charles, 529 00:42:06.679 --> 00:42:08.559 I'll do Mary, don't read this first part or I will. I'll be 530 00:42:08.599 --> 00:42:13.400 the narrative. This is the second part. Here we go, we'll put 531 00:42:13.400 --> 00:42:19.119 it together like this. Okay. Intro to Charles's apartment. Charles is in 532 00:42:19.159 --> 00:42:25.360 the kitchen chopping a salad. Mary Sixties stands across the counter, seeming emotional. 533 00:42:29.280 --> 00:42:42.519 You always do this. I don't understand, Charles. Why I'm fine 534 00:42:43.360 --> 00:42:50.480 but you're not. You're not fine, Charles continues, chopping a salad. 535 00:42:51.199 --> 00:42:53.800 Something always happens. I get a text, I get a call, or 536 00:42:54.400 --> 00:42:59.320 you say things. I just don't even know what to do. You don't 537 00:42:59.320 --> 00:43:01.440 need to do anything, Mom. You're doing an amazing job and I love 538 00:43:01.480 --> 00:43:07.800 you. See why won't you listen to me? Why I am listening? 539 00:43:07.039 --> 00:43:10.039 I listened to everything you say, Mom, and I appreciate it. You 540 00:43:10.159 --> 00:43:15.199 just always try to help, and I don't need any help. Then why 541 00:43:15.239 --> 00:43:19.599 won't you help me? I don't know how to And besides, you just 542 00:43:19.679 --> 00:43:25.880 never know what they'll allow. See that right there? Why do you do 543 00:43:25.960 --> 00:43:30.760 that? Why do you say that? Why are you doing that? How 544 00:43:30.800 --> 00:43:37.280 don't you see this? I just I just don't know how to help you 545 00:43:37.679 --> 00:43:43.760 anymore. I don't need help, mom. I'm taken her to see a 546 00:43:43.800 --> 00:43:49.840 therapist. That was rough. That was rough. That was rough. Look, 547 00:43:51.320 --> 00:43:54.679 I think Eric did a bad job. I too, thank you. 548 00:43:55.440 --> 00:44:00.599 He wasn't schizophrenic at all. No, granted, yeah, I just threw 549 00:44:00.679 --> 00:44:02.239 this at him. He read it cold. But you gotta be more like 550 00:44:04.320 --> 00:44:08.599 and I should have like talked to the camera. But but I did this 551 00:44:08.679 --> 00:44:13.320 like late last night after work in the studio, and I'm like, oh 552 00:44:13.440 --> 00:44:15.360 my god, I did like two of them. So I have more of 553 00:44:15.360 --> 00:44:19.920 these auditions coming up, and oh my god. Okay, so coming up 554 00:44:20.039 --> 00:44:23.480 on Thursday. Well, they weren't They weren't arguing. So that's why I 555 00:44:23.559 --> 00:44:28.119 was subdued. Yeah, I was trapping. It wasn't I don't think it 556 00:44:28.159 --> 00:44:30.199 was a great script. Well, we don't know what happened before and after. 557 00:44:30.280 --> 00:44:32.920 This is the only These are the only sides they gave me. So 558 00:44:34.119 --> 00:44:37.079 I also, has anyone here met a schizophrenic person before? Yes, Oh 559 00:44:38.320 --> 00:44:43.960 my, I have a I have somebody in my life whose brother is They 560 00:44:45.239 --> 00:44:52.840 live on the streets, but they have a shelter. Very very kind of 561 00:44:52.119 --> 00:44:59.199 savant in some areas, but definitely not well. Yeah so, and it's 562 00:44:59.280 --> 00:45:01.360 a little bit of a trip un medicaid. It's very bad, very very 563 00:45:01.360 --> 00:45:05.039 bad. Yeah so. Yeah. See, there's nothing that says if I 564 00:45:05.199 --> 00:45:08.519 medicated or anything. So I think I didn't want you even medicated. You're 565 00:45:08.519 --> 00:45:14.239 not like you know, and do we? Did we even explain the hat 566 00:45:14.599 --> 00:45:20.639 that's part of the schizophrenia. Yeah, the jolly green giant. Maggie wanted 567 00:45:20.679 --> 00:45:22.599 you to sell it. She loved Saint Patrick's Day, right, so, 568 00:45:22.679 --> 00:45:28.360 I know it was yesterday, so happy Saint Patrick's Day. You're wearing a 569 00:45:28.400 --> 00:45:32.280 green hat in celebration like Saint Patrick's Day. I'm a little bit irish, 570 00:45:32.360 --> 00:45:36.400 but it doesn't really mean anything to me anymore because I even drink. I 571 00:45:36.440 --> 00:45:38.840 don't drink. Disappointing. I do drink and I didn't do it. Maggie, 572 00:45:38.920 --> 00:45:42.599 you can still pinch me even though I'm wearing green. You didn't go 573 00:45:42.639 --> 00:45:45.440 to Shamrock in the gas laugh. No, I wanted to, but did 574 00:45:45.480 --> 00:45:49.079 you, did you? Really? No? I wanted to, but I 575 00:45:49.119 --> 00:45:53.199 couldn't because my girlfriend's studying for finals. This week, so I was all 576 00:45:53.239 --> 00:45:58.400 on my own some and drinking by yourself is not fun. Also, no 577 00:45:58.559 --> 00:46:02.480 deed, no designated driver. So right, that's I stayed home and good, 578 00:46:02.840 --> 00:46:07.679 good, good good. No, it's terrible. All right. So 579 00:46:07.719 --> 00:46:09.360 Thursday we're doing what's your price? I'll give you one before we go, 580 00:46:09.960 --> 00:46:16.119 just one as a teased Okay. I give you a scenario and you have 581 00:46:16.159 --> 00:46:20.760 to tell me what the lowest is. You'll do it for okay, And 582 00:46:20.800 --> 00:46:24.880 I'm playing this tomorrow on Jesse and Tati on start before one Tuesday. Live 583 00:46:25.119 --> 00:46:30.239 in a nudist colony for one week. Oh easy done? Ten grand? 584 00:46:31.239 --> 00:46:36.239 Ten grand, says Brian. That's a week of my time. Ten Do 585 00:46:36.320 --> 00:46:38.360 I get still? Do I still get paid from work? Sure? Why 586 00:46:38.400 --> 00:46:40.079 not? No? You have to take ak No, you take a week 587 00:46:40.119 --> 00:46:43.679 off. I take a week off. Yeah, and live in a nudist 588 00:46:43.719 --> 00:46:45.559 colony. What would it take for you to do that for one week? 589 00:46:46.000 --> 00:46:52.719 Ten grand? You'd do it for less than that? Probably I want ten 590 00:46:52.760 --> 00:46:54.360 grand. I'm gonna do ten grand. You know what? I would do 591 00:46:54.440 --> 00:47:01.079 it for two dollars and fifty cents. Hand job under the table. I 592 00:47:01.079 --> 00:47:07.920 think I was a little finger bang. Don't say that during the live stuff, 593 00:47:07.039 --> 00:47:10.840 any sexual attention to all. She's dying for it. Oh my god, 594 00:47:14.719 --> 00:47:17.159 I do it for a thousand bucks, I think. Wow, No, 595 00:47:17.320 --> 00:47:20.239 that's a week of my time. Just like you said, Brian, 596 00:47:21.679 --> 00:47:24.960 So maybe your time normally, I know, right, I do. I 597 00:47:25.000 --> 00:47:28.119 do a lot of this and a lot of that. Let me just put 598 00:47:28.119 --> 00:47:30.800 it that way. Nudism already, I bet. No, I'm not like 599 00:47:30.880 --> 00:47:36.079 a nude person. I never walk around naked. I'm not comfortable naked. 600 00:47:36.280 --> 00:47:40.119 I'm just know it's weird how some people really just love like they'll do their 601 00:47:40.119 --> 00:47:45.119 house chores naked, they'll sleep naked, they'll walk around it. Not me, 602 00:47:45.320 --> 00:47:49.639 that's weird. I think it's weird. I just I'm cool with women 603 00:47:49.679 --> 00:47:52.639 doing it because that's great. But no, not me. Why do you 604 00:47:52.800 --> 00:47:57.800 like it so much? Because because why I explain, I don't like walk 605 00:47:57.840 --> 00:48:00.039 around outside or laid by No, of course not, of course not. 606 00:48:00.119 --> 00:48:05.559 But you're doing your dishes naked and you're naked. No, okay, wait 607 00:48:05.559 --> 00:48:07.800 wait naked, let me you get Let's say you get home from work, 608 00:48:08.480 --> 00:48:10.880 are you going to spend the evening in the new or like? No, 609 00:48:12.239 --> 00:48:15.119 how often are you, like, what percent of your time are you just 610 00:48:15.239 --> 00:48:19.320 doing things nude? I mean not all the time. Is it fifty to 611 00:48:19.320 --> 00:48:22.159 fifty? I'd say fifty to fifty, and you're just like just you know, 612 00:48:22.199 --> 00:48:23.079 reading, You're just lay on the couch, You're just you know. 613 00:48:23.679 --> 00:48:30.440 Oh, that reminds me. On Thursday, something happened to Eric. Oh 614 00:48:30.559 --> 00:48:34.599 my god, that has the light bulb has gone off over my head, 615 00:48:34.719 --> 00:48:37.519 Jerome responded to him, and now he has to apologize. Oh, I 616 00:48:37.559 --> 00:48:43.119 have an idea that could be that could take us into viral territory. I 617 00:48:44.440 --> 00:48:49.440 am excited to share it with you on Thursday's episode of Laura Kane After Dark. 618 00:48:50.039 --> 00:48:54.440 So okay, on that note, Love your podcast. Thank you for 619 00:48:54.480 --> 00:48:58.599 watching on Instagram Live. We love you, guys, guys, thank you 620 00:48:58.679 --> 00:49:01.519 so much for watching on YouTube. Thank you for listening to Laura Kane After 621 00:49:01.599 --> 00:49:08.760 Dark podcast. Love your podcast. I love you so much. I still 622 00:49:08.800 --> 00:49:12.559 love that gross stuff. And give me little kiss right here. No, 623 00:49:12.599 --> 00:49:15.559 I'm not gonna. I don't want to. I don't want to. Why. 624 00:49:16.519 --> 00:49:20.719 Oh my god, I love your pod. Oh my god, I 625 00:49:20.800 --> 00:49:22.920 love you, my sweet sweet face