Here we go. Uh yeah, we're here, We're here, We're here.
Good morning. This is Ed McMahon and now ladies and gentlemen. He
roy. Yeah, it's always a little rough coming in after the golf tournament,
but what a great day yesterday. Master starts today. Good morning everybody,
Rob Ryan's Show. I don't know that I would say checking in at
full strength, but I got a little left in the tank for you today.
Throw back Thursday everybody. Of course, at the day we play Read
My Lips. I believe it is Alex and Tessa taking on one another at
a twenty Today, of course we'll do a golf tournament Recaprian'll be on with
us. Brian, he's a two time Hall of Famer. He's going for
win number two, fresh out of bed, head to head challenge. And
then we've got road two tickets to a Perfect Circle Saturday night. Those will
be given away on the Fun Facts Flashback thirty Seconds to Mars tickets at seven
to twenty, Struts tickets to the winner of Reading My Lips at eight twenty.
Glass Animals tickets go on sale today at ten am. Chill you put
those in on No the show, no rain, sunny high of eighty one,
so we were looking for for the golf tournament, although we wound up
having really really good weather for it. So beautiful day today, Good morning,
Testa. What are Houston's headlines? Yeah, you know, yesterday it
turned out lovely for the golf tournament, but there was some weather news.
There were tornadoes through Louisiana and Texas. Yesterday you had Lake Charles being affected,
ripped off roofs, roofs, there torn down power lines. Port Arthur,
Texas. There were some damage homes. So yeah, high winds,
heavy rain, and hail wrecked havoc across some of the region that was of
on the golf course. But of course we want to be mindful of those
that were affected. So that's gonna be the big story today. Also there's
another story Harris County, if you didn't know, introduce this twenty million dollar
program known as Uplift Harris last year to distribute grants of five hundred dollars a
month to struggling families. Well, Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton is suing has
filed a lawsuit against this program, calling it unconstitutional. So yesterday you had
Harris County Judge Lena Hildalgo and other officials, claiming that the lawsuit was purely
political. That's a local story going on here. You know, there's no
wrong time to exercise. Any exercise is better than nothing, But a new
study suggests there could be a right time. A new study tracked people over
eight years and found that people who exercise in the evening have a lower risk
of jest from any cause compared to people who don't exercise or exercise earlier in
the day. So we'll be talking about why exercising at night is a little
better. Are you according to what the data in this study suggests. I've
never exercised even once in the evening? Really? No, Yes, that's
my I like have to yes, yeah, nude after the golf tournament.
Yeah dude, I just got on the StairMaster. Ok. Yeah. Kevin
Coostner would be willing to return to Yellowstone to give his character a proper send
off. He said, maybe this will circle back to me, and if
it does, I feel really comfortable with it. I'd love to do it.
Of course, he would probably have to patch things up with the creator
of Yellowstone, Taylor Sheridan. Yeah, Taylor, He says, it's Taylor's
thing. He's like, we just have to see so little teased. Maybe
it happened, maybe it won't. Eminem is asking his stands for their help
with an upcoming and untitled documentary. He's asking fans to fill out a questionnaire
on why they're his biggest fan. So he tweeted this link out to an
online survey with questions like have a fan first heard about him? And and
things like that. So you know, Stan is actually a reference to this
song that came out in two thousand about an unhinged Sokker fan. So yeah,
that's our latest on the Eminem documentary. On the music blog page,
those are Houston's headlines taking Alex the Astros lost of the Royals last night eleven
to two. They are now four and nine to start the year. They'll
wrap up their series with the Royals this afternoon. Hunter Midtown Brown, he'll
save them. He'll be back on the mountain for the shows. He'll be
going up against Kansas City's Brady Singer. First pitch is at one to ten.
You can hear the game on our sister station, Sports Talk seven ninety
in the NBA Rocket three Back in Action tonight. They'll be in Utah to
take on the Jazz zip off for that is at eight o'clock and you can
also listen to that on our sister station, Sports Talk seven ninety. In
golf, the Masters starts today. There we go, all right? Fix
that Masters starts today in Augusta, Georgia. World number one Scottie Scheffler is
the favorite to win, although his wife is pregnant and he did say if
she goes into labor, he will leave. She is not expected to go
into labor this week, but that is just he's plus four hundred if you're
betting, he's a very heavy favorite. Okay, so just keep that in
mind if you're putting money on Scotty Scheffler. First group tease off at seven
am this morning, and I will give you guys updates after at off.
That is what's going on in sports, all right. Greg McGee Oil and
Gas. Greg has sent me four Masters emails. Yeah, he says he's
so excited. This is his Marty Gras and Christmas and everything on in one.
It's pretty star. I'm pretty start. I'll have it on like just
in the background, yeah, just a monitor. Okay, Well, hopefully
the weather's gonna be all right. Here we go, guys. Four hours
of Pain starts right now. Who wants the first phone call? Seven one,
three, two two five if you want to get us started. Today,
the most interactive show on the radio starts right now ninety four to five
The Buzz, Good Morning, Rod Ryan's Show. It's green Day and holiday.
Well, welcome aboard on this throwback Thursday, Fix the Graham Thursday.
And of course it's the day that we play Read my Lips. Read my
Lips has always at a twenty. I still to remind us of that.
Sometimes you're playing today, I have a game to get ready for it.
Okay, so it's you and Alex really didn't play, you know, Wait
a minute, how are you feeling? Are you okay? Yeah, I'm
not hungover. I'm as tired. Let me just try your best. Okay,
so we're gonna fight. Then I said, just try your It was
a great time yesterday at the golf tournament. It was awesome. Lobster head
over here did not put. I didn't think I needed sunscreen. I know
you. You've told me repeatedly you have. Okay, I didn't think that
the sun was going to be a problem. The sun's undefeated against you.
You are you have zero wins versus the Sun's red. Chili walked in and
just started laughing at me. It's pretty red today, he said. He
looked like the crawfish you. Yes, yeah, Willie's ice House was quite
a party hole yesterday. Wow, delicious. It was a great tournament.
It was awesome. The goat and goat Hunter won the golf tournament. Enough
with these guys. That's enough enough with these guys, like they don't have
enough fame in fortune already, and then they're up there picking up the first
place trophies. Yeah, it was pretty good. So it just it was
really really fun. I have no idea how much money we raised, but
it was great. It was just an awesome time out there yesterday. Some
pictures on Instagram. I don't know if Chili's gonna be doing anything. If
you have some pictures from the golf tournament, send them to us, send
them to Chili, send them to me, and then we'll do some stuff
with them. For sure. Let's talk about what we're doing on the show
today. Brian not shocking the world, but it was a big win yesterday.
He's gonna go for win number two. Fresh out of bad head to
head challenge. We'll play at around six twenty Row two A Perfect Circle The
Puss A first show. The prime isst show where they're all on stage at
the same time jamming. That's happening on Saturday night. That's gonna be wild.
We have Row two tickets for you. That's gonna be on the fun
Fact flashback because the Mars tickets go on sale tomorrow. Right, yeah,
we've got those tickets for you at seven to twenty, Struts tickets, Oh
no, thirty seconds to Mars tickets have been on sale. Struts tickets go
on sale tomorrow. Those are coming your way at A twenty Okay, I
got it. And then Glass Animals tickets go on sale today. I'm wondering
why more bands don't do this. What was it last week? We had
a Friday when there were at least four concerts going on sale at the same
time. Glass Animals said, uh huh, put our tickets on sale on
Thursday. So they're gonna go on sale today at ten. We'll have them
for you on know the show. It's now time for the first phone call
of the day. Yeah, sounds about right. Did I say, did
I not tell anybody to call. I've been doing that a lot lately.
You're at the golf turn man. I feel like they should know. Did
I say to call? Does anybody remember hearing the words come out of my
mouth? I just thought they knew? Yeah, No, oh the oh
that's what it is. Maybe that's what it is. Chili. How are
you doing? I'm doing well? You know, I'm okay. Thanks,
he's okay? Is there a oh? The I was? It was weird.
The phone screen is not on our They look at all those people call
and look at all they knew what to do. Okay, let me see.
Hey Tiffany, morning, Rod family. How are y'all doing? I'm
doing so much better. I didn't see anybody calling in, but the wrong
screen was up. Now you got Michael and Israel and Joe Noe and have
Tiffany. You're all trying to call. Hey Tiffany, good to have you
on. How would you like to get a started today for the first phone
call? All right, So I'm going to start with a little bit of
fuss that you Rode. You're fussing at me. I am fussing at you
for just the second because I know in the morning when you're talking about freshouted.
You're just like, I don't understand why more women aren't calling. Okay,
let me tell you. Because I get up at the Krakadaan to hop
up to fight with my sixteen year old and then my eight year old to
get up while I'm making breakfast, making lunches, getting out everything's, making
sure everybody's got their dederant. Heis out the door while my husband is hitting
on the phone on the couch, decking off with his phone, and I'm
trying to get anything done. This is why, this is why everyone.
And I'm listening to you and I'm yelling at the radio like as good as
I get this sushi in this in the lunch box, I am getting call
that it doesn't matter by Daniell are dead. So you think you're not alone,
there's more like you. I have a feeling because here I am.
I got up at five thirty this morning to go get my lovely daughters a
special breakfast for their star test today. So I've gone to Starbucks, I've
gotten to Shipley's, and but I'm sitting inland. I'm like, you know
what I'm going to call. I'm gonna call. I've talked about it.
I'm doing it, so I wanted to put at you, and then I
also wanted to give a shout out to my girls and wish him the best
of life. My youngest is doing her start test for the first time,
so I love you. I'm carrying Sammy. I hope you'll have a great
day. Man, Sammy. Okay, I've been shot out, I have
been put in my place, and I've been I've been Uh. Woman explained
two and why they needed to happen. All right, Tiffany, thank you.
Maybe is that it? I don't know. I think after everything that
she said, I think girls would just rather play the Caller ten game.
I don't think they want to do I don't think they want to jump through
the hoops. You don't think girls want to play and beat the boys?
They don't. They do. They don't saying but they don't. They I'm
not saying that they don't. They don't get through. It doesn't happen.
Well, maybe the guys who would help their wives but not be an extra
kid in the house. Maybe we could get more women in the game.
More chicks win when I take Caller ten than dudes. Documented Okay, the
games and stuff. The guys are more prone to call. I don't know,
let's get some Let's get some women in here, says Juds. Love
to play game fresh out of bed, head to head. All right,
all right, thank you Tiffany Houston's alternative, and tell them at the rod
Ryan Morning Show, The Buzz ninety four or five the Buzz, Good Morning,
rod Ryan's Show. On this throwback Thursday, we got no rain,
we got sunny skies, we got high of eighty one. Today you're voting
on the world famous rod Ryan Show page at the Buzz dot com. Many
of you are sending me words this morning to use for read my lips.
That's great. I can't. I mean you know, I can't use wiener
hole. It was said a million Times's too crazy. Who ever gets it,
the other person's gonna be annoyed. Everybody wanted to talk about it yesterday
out at the golf tournament. Will not be using wiener hole for read my
lips today. Thank you just for that disclosure. It's unfair whoever got that
word. It's a layup, all right, but continue to send me your
words. Thank you so much. What's trending? Well? Can I just
tell you I got an email from Wild Burrito Eddie with all them damn kids.
Okay, go ahead. I was gonna. I was gonna because I've
got a few chicks. That email me said, Rod, same situation as
your first phone call. That's why I'm not getting in for fresh out of
bed. I'm busy getting kids ready for school. The Wild Burrito chimed in.
He goes no excuses. I get my kids ready, we're out the
door. I can still call it ain't gender specifics. Step up her game.
And to be fair, I've seen Eddie out in the wild with his
thousands of kids, and they don't look disheveled. They do look like he
gets them ready in the morning. He's got all those Wild Burritos and he's
calling. I think he's the outlier, but still I wanted to I wanted
to keep talking about that. Also, whether it delays the started the Masters
an hour so they're an hour late. It's the first major of the year.
The Spain John ram is the Spanish dude that won last year rom and
so yeah, he'll be back to defend the Green Jacket. But yeah,
Master's getting a late start this morning. Something else that's going on. They
have retired number twenty two in Iowa for the women's basketball program. No one
will ever wear that twenty two number, and they will retire Caitlyn Clark's number.
She became the all time leading scorer for both women and men's basketball in
her fourth season with Iowa. So yeah, getting the goat treatment over there
in Iowa City. That's what's trending on ninety four to five to the buzz.
Good morning, everybody. This is two times Hall of Famer Brian.
Now you're fresh out of bed head to head one day champion. Sorry,
lady, I know you thought Sexy Dames was going to be on all week,
and now you got me joining me on Thursday. When I make a
win number two, pitch seven one three three two one two five nine four
five, as you're pulling a bull of cereal pouring a bowl of cereal,
call in and play. All right, it's Liquid eighty two on the buzz
right here we go, getting ready for the game ninety four or five the
buzz. Liquid eighty two is one more time. I'll read one more email
on this and then we can't talk about it the whole show. Corey the
goat Hunter. Okay, most people around this time listening to the radio station
know who he is. Oh, he won the golf tournament yesterday. Yeah,
every day I get these demon children, ready fed, dressed, break
up fights, get their access to school, and still get five minutes to
call in for the fresh out of bed head to head. That is from
the goat hunter. I mean he would know it's gonna be all morning.
He is a demon child, so I don't want to hear it. Yeah,
him and the goat were out there playing and they won the damn tournament.
Yes, speaking of deeven children, Lord, I don't know. Let's
go, man, Now it's time for the fresh out of bed head to
head challenge. Listeners to New York Corners, Hey, Brian, good morning,
Good morning, Brian. Going for what win number two today? Correct?
Yes? Sir? All right, all right, all right? Do
we have anybody to play him? Michael? Good morning, Michael, good
morning. Are you fit? Let me see, get real close to your
phone. Good morning. Oh you're fresh. You're fresh, dude, You're
a fresh fish. I am a fresh fish. He's never played before.
I got a little something for him, Alex fresh fish. Well, we'll
see how fresh you are. Michael, welcome to the game. You've got
a two time Hall of Famer who's running things right now. All you gotta
do is say your name when you think you know the answer of my question,
wait for me to call on you. Do it twice and win this.
Rod Ryan showed T shirt. There you go. Also fresh fresh goldfish,
Michael, Any questions for me before I get started? Nope, I'm
ready. Okay, he's been waiting his whole life for this. I have
here. We go. Shout out your name when you think you know the
answer, Brian, I know you're ready, Okay. Question number one?
What fish is also a cheese snack? Brian? Brian? Goldfish? Because
there is there a song that I don't know about. That's a jingle,
the goldfish jingle. I think it's older. I don't know if they still
use it, but it's I love the fishes because they're so delicious goldfish.
Wow, you were quick on that too, anybody. I've never heard the
goldfish. Goldfish are huge in my house. Hey, Michael, Yeah,
I'm here. Yeah, Yeah, Okay, I didn't hear you. You
didn't say your name, did you. I didn't know what it was.
Yeahs a question here? Yeah, the fish is also a delicious cheese snack.
It's goldfish. All right, here we go, Let's try something else
here. I'm not using that today. Here we go. Uh what,
I'm not ready for some of these questions. I'm not. Michael and Brian
shout out your name when you think you know the answer. What sport does
Caitlin Clark play? Michael? Brian? Basketball? All right? I mean,
Michael, you got in there with a swing. Though you took a
cut. I appreciate it. But he said his name first. It was
close. I don't know why she's laughing at you. It wasn't bad,
no, because I can hear the frustrations. Well, I'm looking at some
of these questions and I'm like, get it out of my face. Okay,
I will some way. Michael, thank you for playing? Look out,
good for it? John Gilla? All right, bro? Why would
anybody call here? I don't know, right, Brian first, Jesus Christ,
get the right buzzer here? All right? Buzzers, bells, they're
too close to him one another. You get the bell, you get the
rod Ryan Show t shirt, you get the invite to play tomorrow. How
you feeling? Oh, feeling pretty good? Yeah. Two questions to answer,
is nice game. You're got Ryan celebrating twenty years on the Buzz,
twenty years of the most beautiful man any of us I've ever met. Yeah,
Yeah, ninety four, five the bus, ninety four or five the
Buzz, Good Morning, Rod, Ryan's shows, Danci Mother throw it Back
Thursday, Let's do the let's do the song clips after seven today. Take
a listen to them. We'll see. We had a big week last week,
so I haven't even gone to take a look yet. That's on links
and guests where you're voting fix the gram food blog page. There's billboards.
They're trying them out somewhere. They're McDonald's billboards. And they smell like the
fries. Oh dude, it should be illegal. Yeah, that's like you're
pulling you smell those you're pulling over. Those fries are so salty and freaking
good. I know they're the worst thing for you. If there's even one
of you that can get a bag of those fries and leave it sitting in
the seat next to you and not try one while you're driving, I don't
know. I don't have that kind of they It smells the whole car up.
Yeah, so that's on. It's talking about these. These billboards are
on the food blog page today. Franks of bed Head to Head Challenge.
Here's your current champion. Good morning everybody. This is two times Hall of
Famer Brian No One, Pump Chump. I'm so sorry, I am you're
fresh out of bed Head to Head two day champion speaking of two two questions,
two answers, join me on free beer Friday when I make it win
number three bitches. All right, yeah, but he's doing well, he's
doing well. Keep emailing me your word suggestions. We're gonna play read my
lips at eight twenty today and uh this is a big one. I've got
road two tickets to a perfect Circle coming up. But first, it's the
fuck that to the day. We make you look smart in front of your
bodies. It's the fuck back to the day. Has any anybody referred to
the cops as five oh, like, oh, the five o's here,
not I don't think though the fuzz right, but never the five ball.
But you heard it. But if some he said, oh, five o's
here, would you know what they're talking about? Yeah? You would know
it was the cops. Yeah, okay, well there was an old television
show and it was called Hawaii five oh yeah, and it was a real
popular show. And I think that's where that I know that's where that phrase
came from. But what does Hawaii five oh even mean? Hawaii is the
fiftieth US state at the time, it had only been a state for a
couple of years because it was a sixties late sixties TV show. Hawaii five
oh is the number of a state. Not really for cops, but that's
what we do use it for now, at least I do. The United
States Postal Service. Other John said they're raising stamp prices again, which they
just did. That. The United States Postal Service handles forty four percent of
the mail in the entire world. That is fun. Whoa, yeah,
it's a long we they send Christmas cards out and other countries. GUS use
Canada posts when you were a kid, so growing up in the United States
of America, I have always used usps when always being born and raised,
born in race. Chili. I gotta get him involved, Chili. Do
you know what Tupac's last words were? Yeah? You do know that?
Yeah to the cops. Yes, that's exactly what it is. Tupac's last
words, F you. That's what he said to a cop who was trying
to get information about who shot him. Wow, that was it. It's
the fu that to the day we make you look smart in front of your
buddies. It's that to the day. Okay, row to a perfect circle.
U pus a fur primus. They're all on stage Saturday night, Row
two tickets. Back in the eighteen twenties, there was a part of Manhattan
called Coralier's Hook. What came from that area? Who would hang out there?
Courlier's Hook? In the eighteen twenties? Do you remember that? From
yesterday? Could get you in the second row? Seventy one, three,
two, two, four five, it's now time for rockout with your stock
out with Captain Cash. No, I don't see him. He must be
on the phone. Hey, how good morning? How Yeah, I'm over
here, Good morning, brother? How was in it to win it?
Man? He hung out sometimes he's like, got a real job, He's
got to work. He's like, I'll come out for a couple of hours.
He's like, no, I'm hanging Did hal get sunburn? No?
Because he wore a hat and his wife called him said, put on your
hat, dummy. I just saw a picture of you not wearing a hat.
I am so I am. I am all the red, all right,
I'm oh my god, I'm so red. All right, I'm gonna
agree on go ahead. I had sun tannation. You never used it,
jack ass, you never offered it to me. Yeah, well, I'm
all right. I'm gonna look so tan this weekend, yes seven, all
right? Hell, how you doing Wall Street? Yesterday? Not a good
day on Wall Street. The dad was down four hundred and twenty two points.
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The Rod Ryan Morning Show six at ten am. The Buzz Welcome back,
Wakey, wakey, all that good stuff, and then this good morning,
good morning. Hi. Who's this Mike? Hi, Mike, welcome to
the show. How are you? I'm good man? This is actually Mike
Roon. Oh, Mike rough has been on with us this week. Yeah,
lost earlier I'll pick on the Fourth Road. Oh that was for the
same tickets too, that's insane thing through Okay, the eighteen twenties, some
people would hang out in a part of Manhattan called Corlear's Hook. Who was
hanging out there? Hookers and John hookers. Uh, that's where we get
the term hookers. It started in the eighteen twenties, now I know.
Yeah, they were just called prostitutes back then. Yeah, now we got
the term hookers. I'm so happy. Yeah, not to be confused with
Cooks, Corpus Christian hooks Minor league baseball. Oh yeah, but way to
blow it. Now. You just tell everybody that you didn't want to win
Hit the Post because you were waiting for this. Tell them what he's won.
Oh dude, you get this second row tickets, the second row tickets
to a perfect circle. You're gonna be there. Congratulations. Yep. Yeah
if the Rue long ticket for about a month and a half ago, and
I'm gonna get back to a print. Yeah. Now you just bragg it.
Yeah, you're just bragging for everyone. How awesome you rough phone,
Mike, rough phone everybody? All right, dude, congratulations who won Hit
the Post? It wasn't Golden John or dang it. You know who won.
The guy sitting behind Mike Roughhone. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll
be right there. Yeah. Now that guy has to look at Raffhone's head,
the back of his head. All right, are we gonna get right
into uh you want to get right into the headlines? Okay? Wow,
what a beautiful looking day. I just got an awesome Houston skyline picture.
I send it to Chile and Tessa, you guys can do something with it.
But yeah, some sun pictures are going to be coming through this morning
because he'd beautiful man, no rain, sunny skies today, high of eighty
one, I mean, a perfect day. What are Houston's headlines? Well,
if you're planning a vacation during peak time this summer, pack your patients.
Experts are saying this summer will be record breaking travel numbers. Close to
five billion people are expected to travel around the world, breaking a previous record
and surpassing pre pandemic levels. Over ninety percent of Americans say they plan to
take a trip. Despite this, Mini airlines have slowed their operations due to
uncertainty around Boeing planes after the company's problems. Luckily, Americans like to drive
more than fly, which we talked about yesterday. Yeah, that was just
a story that we did on the air. And what do they like to
do when you're driving? What are the key points or what are the things
that you look forward to the most? The scenery, listening to the radio
and ra then awesome, Yeah, be safe, you're out on the road,
take us with you. A new ruling from the Environmental Protection Agency in
Washington, d C. Will affect more than two hundred chemical plants nationwide.
That includes eighty right here in Texas. So the EPA's mandate to reduce emissions
is expected to reduce elevated cancer risk in communities by ninety six percent. I
mean that's the goal. But most of the affected Texas plants are in coastal
cities like Baytown, Cannleview, Corpus, Christy, Deer Park, Laporte,
Pasadena, Port Arthur. Ever heard of those places? Yeah, sure,
right in our neck of the woods. So yesterday's ruling, Tuesday's ruling gives
chemical plants two years to get into compliance. The education system isn't perfect.
It should be constantly evolving to focus on what we need the most, you
know, financial literacy, Maybe get computer proficient and then. But in a
new poll, the average American estimates they only use fifty two percent of the
information they learned in school in their adult lives. Fifty percent of people admit
they rely on Google more than their formal education, and the average person googles
five basic questions every day. What Yeah. Eighty one percent of people say
they'd been willing to take an adult crash course on things like managing their money,
doing their own taxes, and then home buying and mortgages. I could
have really used a home buying and mortgagees class. You wouldn't remember it.
I that's not true. How do you know that you can't Just that's such
a blanket statement to say that you wouldn't remember someone teaching you how to buy
house. That's what I wanted. They took art history. I don't remember
any of that. I took all these classes, I don't remember them.
Had you never had to buy you never had to study art history outside of
it. But what I'm saying is, when you're that age, I agree
with you. I wish there was a tax class and all of these things,
But you're still going to be that same dopey kid, and you're like,
when am I ever going to need this? I'm never going to buy
a house. You're a dopey kid. You're not. You're just getting by
and getting the information out there for the next test. I don't know.
I think a lot of people's goal, Like one of my biggest ones was
like buying a house. You know something I was when you were in high
school. I was I always do want want it to be a home owner
because we rented, you know what I mean, we were just renters.
We would bounced from apartment to apartment, and so I didn't know that.
I'm like, oh, that's really convenient. Maybe that's why my mom did
it. But I think that people are interested in managing their I think money,
since kids, kids, no money makes the world go round. I
feel like if they maybe knew how to manage it earlier on, it'd be
helpful. Back to the Google portion, it's I'm amazed that people google five
things a day. I need to look at We should all look at our
Google search histories and see what kind of questions were asking we should not,
we should not? But do you do this? If you're sitting around with
your friends and you're thinking of something, I'll say it. Nobody google it.
Here's your brain, ure's your brain. Use your brain. You know
you're trying to think of some hockey player or some guitar player actor. No,
no, no, no no, we're not googling it. We're gonna
sit here until we figure it out. We can do this. Yeah,
rely on your brain sometimes, but then you have to like, how do
you confirm it? You gotta google? Hey, melrose Place, remember that
show. It's coming back with some of the original starting to watch this.
I never got into it either. I was saved by the Bell kid.
This was always very serious and dramatic for me, so I was like,
never into it. Was there a Daphne Zanunga, Yeah, that shows Joe.
That was Joe. Heather Locklear was on this show. She was Amanda
Laura Layton with Sydney. Yeah, so so so Daphney, Laura and Heather.
They are the ones that are coming back for this melrose Place, I
guess reboot. There's no word if any of the others are going to join,
but it can. But one of them can only appear in flashbacks because
someone is going to die. So I have a little bit of a synopsis.
If you're into this when one of the dearest friends die suddenly, the
og residents of Melrose Place gather to honor the decease, but the pressure cooker
of a reunion soon uncovers old traumas okay, and also rekindles old romances.
I'm watching the intro and there's Andrew Shue. I forgot Courtney thorn Smith was
on that show too. I never watched it, though, I'm sure some
people are excited about this because this was a big show back in the day.
I do remember this in the news cycle a lot. Let's talk about
Depthtones and System of a Down because they've teamed up for an epic joint headline
show at Golden Gate Park on August seventeenth, So yeah, that's going to
be a festival. But that's really not all of it, because both bands
will be They're slated for Coachella, They're slated at Lollapalooza twenty twenty four.
System of a Down is going to headline Sick New World alongside Slipknot, and
then Deftones have been teasing a new album, So yeah, lots going on
for both System of a Down and Deftone. Those are Houston Tep lines go
ahead. Alex See Astros lost to the Royals last night eleven to two.
They're now four and nine to start the year. They wrap up this series
with the Royals this afternoon. Hunter Midtown Brown is gonna be in the Mounta
for the shows. He've been going up against Kansas City's Grady Singer. First
pitch is at one ten. You can hear it on our sister station,
Sports Talk seven ninety. In the NBA, the Rockets are back in action
tonight. They're gonna play the Jazz over in Utah. Tip offs at eight
and you can listen to that one also on our sister station, Sports Talk
seven ninety. And in golf, the Masters starts today down in Augusta,
Georgia. World number one Scottie Scheffler is the favorite to win currently and weather
has now delayed the start of it. The first group is going to now
tee off at nine point thirty this morning instead of two minutes from now because
of a weather delay. But I will keep you guys posted when they do.
That is what's going on in sports, The Rod Ryan Morning Show six
to ten AM, The Buzz ninety four five, The Buzz Offspring, Why
don't you get a job. Well, good morning. I hope you're off
to a great start to your day. Oh, Alex has song clips lined
up. Nice go back Thursday. We're gonna talk about that in a second.
Actually, you can do me a huge favor if you would pull that
up on links and guests. Sure, so we can kind of get an
update on that because I'm gonna read this email about the golf tournament. Okay,
sunny Sky's a beautiful day today, sunny Sky's no rain, high baty.
One couple of hashtag Houston Sunrise pictures coming in, a couple of great
photographs coming in from the golf tournament. It was awesome. I know that
we raised a lot of money. I don't have those kind of numbers,
but I can. I can share one thing with you, Tessa. Thank
you. You were up there with your TV show and you did some some
cutaways or whatever. I forgot what you called them. Hit And Roger said,
right after that, your segments aired during Houston Life. He said his
phone blew up immediately. It's awesome. And hey, I have a child
that I want to get on the water. I have somebody that was in
their forties I think in a wheelchair, like, I want to get involved
in this program. It immediately hit right after. So again advertising TV radio
it works. You know, people see that stuff. And I know that
wasn't an advertisement, but it was just getting the word out. And Roger
was he was through the moon, through the roof for to the moon,
whatever that is. He was that yeah, and he was so excited.
He's like, please tell Tessa, like, oh my god, thank you
for those mentions on the show. Because people called cool, people called me,
why we do it right? Yeah, it's awesome. It's awesome.
Ashley with an Ey, she was one of the gals that contacted me as
soon as I said, hey, we had a couple of our sponsors.
They kicked back some teams. They kicked back some golf teams, and that's
why we had those extra foursomes. At the very end, she bought one
for her husband. Oh nice, and she's the one now she bought the
four some. She's a fifteen year listener. She says, I love everything
that y'all do, and she always misses the sign up for the golf tournament
to get her golfer husband, who is now converted to a list For the
past five years she sneaked him in, but she said, I'm thrilled to
have the opportunity to pick up one of the team spots. After hearing the
reviews, this is the one time I really wish I could hit a golf
ball. She said. The absolute best part of my day was the video
that you made on my husband's phone for me. I made her a nice
little video somewhere. Well, okay, I was reading. I'm sorry to
report he did not get any leg from this last night, since he may
have drank too much at the tournament. I think I said, neither behave
and throw them a little leg tonight. He's really doing a good job out
here, he said. That's still on the table for this week. She
said. This is from the group chat. I've added some comments to let
you know what kind of job you guys are doing. So this is what
was on their group chat yesterday, just some highlights. Ashley, appreciate the
golf tickets. Today we had an Efin Blast. It was the funnest,
most roudy tourney I've ever played in. Here's another comment. I thought I
was enjoying charity golf tournaments all this time, only to realize they're all doing
it wrong exactly. To tell people. One more from the group chat Nashley
with an ey, this is the most fun our group has ever had on
the links. Plus it was for a great cause. I walked away with
some awesome things from the Silent Auction and then there's some pictures and stuff.
The guys were just having a blast, a blast, you know, and
that's what it's all about. There's a couple of serious golfers out there,
and that's cool too, it's great, but most people are just there to
have a party and and have a good time. And that's exactly what we
did yesterday. It was fun. It was really fun. Yes, so
fun. Sick Puppies. How are sick Puppies doing today? On Throwback Thursday?
This is uh, this is a rocker man. It's called You're Going
Down. This is in second place. It's a good song man back and
it makes me. This is what their old singer, shim I think his
name is Shim. I got a local guy in there singing for him now
at Houston. Guy guy, Come on, let me guess. Let me
guess the Texas band, Let me guess. Drowning Pools in the lead in
first place with fifty six percent of the vote. That's a lot. I'm
not sure these other songs have a chance. What is this third place one?
Okay, Caesar's is the band. The song is called Jerk It Out,
And you're like, what is it? Ye? As soon as you
hear the little keyboard, Little did Ley's on the keyboard, you're gonna say,
I know this song. You might know it from a commercial. You
might know it from a shampoo commercial. I don't know what it's used in.
I don't know it by looking at it as soon as I hear it.
And I always have to look down at the radio too. When I
hear this, I forget, I forget the name of the band. It's
yeah, well isn't this Apple? Didn't Apple use this for their iPod?
Yeah? That's huge, I mean that's huge. It was why everyone knows
this, It was one of the iPod songs. You're right, but it
was down the road. They had already gone through Jet and they'd already used
you two, and they had already used some of those big songs. But
yeah, I do believe this was in one of those iPod This is in
last place because people don't know it. You don't know it when you look
at it, sir, it out. It's a good one. It's a
good one, all right? Where do you vote on the world famous rod
Ryan Show page at the Buzz dot com. We'll take short break, we'll
come back. We got a rec check for you. We'll find out what's
trending, and then we'll give you tickets to go see thirty seconds to Mars
he used this rock Houston's aliternative and the rod Ryan Morning Show twety four or
five The Buzz welcome back rod Ryan's Show on this throwback Thursday. A lot
of people went and voted right there. A lot of people went and voted
for Drowning Pool right there. They were already in first place. So I
think this is going to be a lock. The winning song won't be played
until nine thirty. Who knows, maybe some well, yeah, drowning Pool.
Sunny skuys today, no rain high of eighty one. What's trending?
Costco's selling gold bars and they're selling out within a few hours of these one
ounce little bars, and apparently the CFO of Costco says they're in hot demand.
Whenever they do stock them, they don't last long. He says,
gold has risen more than fifteen percent over the past year and more than fifty
five percent over the past five years or so. Going for it, I
believe two thousand ish a nineteen hundred, just shive nineteen hundred recently, it
fluctuates like a stock. Have these I don't know if I don't know if
they have like daily pricing at costco or if they just have it market price.
Yeah, because the guy's over at US coins and jeweler jewelry on iten.
I know those guys. I've held some gold in my hand. They've
got some big gold bars over there. Yeah, it's crazy. Oh my
god, it's the best keeping a treasure holding it or like. But they
got john Wick gold coins. That's so cool. It doesn't he use gold
coins. I still never seen it. Yeah, I think that that's their
currency of choice. The dog part really turned me out of john Way.
Yeah, it does. It's it's sad. Also, the Houston Art Car
Parade is rolling through downtown this weekend. A lot of people are very excited
about it. The thirty seventh Annuel Parade will showcase hundreds of art cars from
twenty three states. There's international entries. The parade starts at two pm on
Saturday. It's at the corner of Alan Parkway and Bagby Street Keeper Seats.
He was doing a crawfish fest there like Discovery Discovery Green, I believe,
and just everywhere you go in Houston, in these main areas is going to
be packed this weekend. Bro Tip park somewhere, get your bike out of
your trunk and then boom and bike over to ack In there you go.
I like that bicycle is clutch for our car. I like that. And
then our Instagram Thursday feature is doing well, so I'll check it out.
Who submitted get you your shout out? But the sick Stagram Thursday blog page
on Rod Ryan Show's doing well. That's what's trending. On ninety four five
the Bus, all right, you got some tickets to give away? I
sure do thirty seconds of Mars and AFI live at the Woodland Pavilion in August
twenty ninth. Prepare for someone right now. I'll take caller ten seven,
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So am in the morning with the Run Ryan Show only on ninety four or
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Show, All this Throwback Thursday. That's Pod and Youth of the Nation Sunny
skuys today. I really appreciate everybody sharing those hashtag Houston sunrise pictures today.
I don't feel like we've have we not had a sunrise in the morning.
I'm getting a lot of it, a lot of storm. Yeah, it
must be exceptional today and it is so. You guys are doing a great
job. Thank you very much for those sunny today. No rain hies of
around eighty one. Go over to the phones. Good morning, Rob Ryan's
Show, Good morning. Oh Hi, what's your name? This is Stephanie.
That's funny. I just talked to Testa this morning. I don't know
if you don't know. Tessa's right here in front of me. Hello.
I just talked to test this morning about how awesome the girls are at Caller
ten to the best. He did just say that. I said it this
morning because we had a gal call in talking about how she's too busy in
the morning getting her kids ready for school. That's why she's not She feels
that it's underrepresented the fresh out of head heads to head. Yeah, I
said, well, you're overrepresenting on Caller ten. I don't think you guys
want to play the games. Stephanie, your caller ten, I'm often thank
you so much. I'm actually dropping off my kids at school with the ow
so. But you're calling for the game? Right? You have to sing?
Now? Right? You know the game? Ready? You ready to
do some singing? Are you ready? You have to sing? I wasn't
banned, I wasn't inquired. It's the Celine Dion game. Are you ready?
I'm right? That is like, yeah, no, no, no,
it was just called her ted you win? What are you giving her?
Oh? You get thirty seconds of Mars tickets. You're going to that
show a Woodland pavilion in August twenty ninth. You're you're a boss bag.
You're a woman on the go. You don't have time to play games.
Set these tickets. Your information chilling you. She's like, shut up,
radio boy, give it the tickets. Yeah, give it a good I
gotta go stuff to do. I got a real life, not just running
around talking about part jokes on the radio. Stephanie, have a great day.
Thank you, guys, thank you, thank you, thank you guys.
Also a lot of people sending in pictures that golf tournament was so much
fun. You probably tell by the sound of my voice. Although you were
like better behaved at this one than most. I mean you got sunburnt to
hell. I don't know if I was behaved well, I I was not
behaved years. I sound like I behaved myself. My voice feels stronger.
It's been bad on days after the golf tournament, Duke and Seeci, I
got a chance to talk with them for a while. Admiral Transfer and Rigging.
They came in as the title sponsor again. But I already mentioned the
car box. But Willie's ice house and grill. Good lord, that was
a party hole. And they were crab legs and and crawfish spicyish, and
the dude goes, I know you don't eat the crawfish rod. You know,
you're like a little baby. You don't want to get your hands dirty.
So I put like a piece of sausage in the crawfish boil for me.
You gave you a gzz yeah, crawfish. I'm like, okay,
no pictures of me eating a Glizzy. And everybody's like, oh, take
a big light rods and get aut hustle one too. I just grabbed it
and took a bike. Did you have a potato? Yeah? Now that
was the hot. That was like putting the sun in your mouth. It
was like taking a bite of the sun. My lips were kicking like Jackie
Chan. But then what you drink cold beer after? My lips were cold?
Card box? I know, but my lips were fried for an hour
after those potatoes. It My nose was running, Rodney did I'm gonna hate
myself for asking this. Can you and your guys have your flies down like
the zipper of your What are we all doing over there? We're starting a
movement. This has been something that I've been doing on the podcast for a
while now. I went to help a guy out and he's like, no,
I don't him, I don't held and we what's going on? So,
you know, we we fought back against zipper shaming, where I heard
somebody in this this very building get shamed for having their zipper down, and
I was fighting back against just I think people people will like people love me,
like you fly down, Hey, you fly down? X y Z
shut up. That's like helping him out. No, I want it down.
I'm showing a little breathe he's selling hot a little something for the imagination.
What if you got what if you got a big honk of spinach in
your teeth? Do you want me to tell you about it? Or are
you doing that as a movement that I'm doing? This is a movement.
What about a little batan the cave? Well, bat in the cave?
That's you tell me about that you want. But women can show off cleavage
all they want. Leave a little something for the imagination. Fellas, we're
taking that back. We're taking it back. We're doing the zippers halfway down,
halfway down imagination. And it was clean. Cleavage is when two boobs
are smashed together and there's a low call. You look at that and you're
like, oh, this is open. I wonder what might be next.
And now, test I don't know if you're in on this, but some
of the red carpet stuff, the ask cleavage is coming back, really really
low dresses. Honestly, my guess is we're gonna have badge cleavage before you
know it. Fellas, as far as Hollywood's concerned, I would not be
surprised. Nothing can shock me. Finder. I learned about toe cleavage.
Okay, okay, when you when your toes are smashed into the pumps like
that. Yeah, like you see the lines of the toes, that's cleavage.
Your zippers down. Your zipper down is called your zippers down, right,
But like you get in trouble if you have your dong out, so
like we're not doing that, because that's like then you get and you arrested
republic indecency. But if you leave it on zip, people just you know,
let's the mind wonder. And I can't tell you how many mini golf
teams were like, hey, your flyes are down. We told him that
they like okay, and they done zip theirs too, and it's like all
right, se boys. As a matter of fact, I told somebody their
fly was down. And you know what I was met with, what why
are you looking there? Eyes up here, eyes up here, ladies.
I'm like, okay, ladle, ladle, okay. If he's a girl
selling pancakes, one other thing I'll say about you're past the gravy hole.
I also was met with a bunch of flies not down. But Mundo got
in my face. Oh yeah, okay, soon as I get there,
Mundo gets in my face. Okay, So he had a couple and he
goes let's go. And what did he put them? Like a half an
inch from my nose? A brand new Connect four chip, he said,
chip, No, the box, Connect four the game. Okay, he
said, let's go. Now. I have just casually mentioned that I'm wickedly
good at ID a lot I have not. I haven't ever talked about you
go and scour the last month of this show on the podcast, I don't
bring up the Connect fourth thing at least thirty times. I'm just really good
at it. I'm sorry, I'm just so did you beat him? Just
smash him? Of course I beat him? Of course I beat him that
matter, didn't say it, say it forty times him? You get that
right? He puts it in my face. Now. I don't know if
he's just I want to play you or he I don't remember her saying maybe
he thought he was good. I think he thinks he's good. Well apparently
not. But Mundo had gone to WrestleMania in Philadelphia this past week. Is
this an excuse? No, I'm just saying I'd gone to philip He had
gone to Philadelphia to Wrestleman, and he flew back and then like got the
Connect four and came to the golf tournament. Like, that's how much of
like a rider died Mundo is dedicated. He took the cellophane wrapper off of
it. It was brand new, it was a brand new game. And
then you tried to catch a beer out of a sink shot and that didn't
go great. Yeah, my finger's not in that. My finger. I
thought I was gonna break my hand. All right, fun day lade ladle
guys said, ladle ladele moondo. Don't come at me like that. You're
gonna be sorry. The Rod Ryan Show Mornings on ninety four five, The
Buzz ninety four or five, The Buzz that I'm Blind and Jumper rod Ryan
Shump to throwback Thursday, Drowning Pool is killing it and uh I got an
email on this. I don't mind. I don't mind talking about this.
Daniel was asking about the song. He's like, is it just me or
do I remember Drowning Pool getting blackballed on the radio. I'm sure you would
have a better memory of it than I do. Could you tell me why?
I'm happy to finally have a chance to hear them on the radio.
It's literally my three year old's favorite song. I'll find a video and I'll
send it to you of him singing, all right, well I'm waiting on
that, Daniel. I'd like to see that. Not black bald, but
the song like the Bodies at the floor, the Body is at the far.
Took it out of rotation after nine to eleven, ah, and then
people got word. It may have been like an email back when before I
Heart, we were clear Channel and there was a list of songs that seemed
in sensitive. It seemed insensitive at the time, and then what is the
internet? Oh, censorship and all this stuff. Listen your morning radio host
me, it happens to this day. The song Jeremy is in rotation on
this radio station. If there's a school shooting and Jeremy's coming up on my
log here, I'm not playing that song. People are confused between censorship and
respect. Okay, that's like you're confused on the two. You think,
oh, you want this, you want that, Like it's called having tact,
it's called reading the room, and a lot of you all don't have
it. So somebody and that's why he's asking about it. So black balling
is different. Black Balling is when you did something wrong or you're trying to
separate yourself from them. It's a wonderful song and it was written it has
nothing to do with nine to eleven. But yeah, pumped Up is another
one that if there's a school shooting, shooting, you know, you're out
running a bullet, you got to listen to that song and it's not appropriate.
And some would say, well when is it appropriate? Rod, is
it appropriate three days after the school shooting? I don't know. I just
go with my gut on some of that stuff. But it's in rotation and
it's not the Wizard's fault. It just lands where it lands. And if
something happened the night before, I'm like, hey, dude, I'm yanking
this. He's like, of course you are. Yeah. So does it
go back in a week later? Probably? But yeah, there was a
bunch of song I can't remember. It might have been some rage against the
machine. There were some things that were taken off the radio for a long
time. Maybe I think somebody forgot to put them back in, to be
honest with you, because it seemed like it was a lot. It's like
a year that Drowning Poll was and like you said, they didn't write the
artist didn't write that with the intention of that. Like I love the drowning
the body song is so great. I will never skip a video if it's
a kid karaoking it or a parrot or is there a parrot that does doesn't
story cover? Sometimes it's a background song for wing riminals do stupid things and
get caught. Yea, I love those videos, but I mean, like
it annoys me that people get the too confused censorship and then just like being
respectful. So that's what he was asking about, and he's right, So
that's what happened with that. I don't mind sharing that stuff with you.
I want to say people distance themselves from and they're doing it right now.
As a matter of fact, people distance themselves from Marilyn Manson after Columbine.
Was it his fault? No, it wasn't right. What was his name?
Mentioned that those kids were big fans all you know what I mean.
There was a Metallica documentary. There was a documentary about kids that liked like
Black Sabbath Metallica and they had maybe been involved in like they were suspects in
a crime and a murder. The Memphis kids, Yeah, they were wearing
Metallica or one of them was wearing a Metallica team West Memphis three thank you,
Yeah yeah, Okay, Well that's that's that and drowning Pool is dominating,
So clearly people want to hear that song. You vote on Throwback Thursday
on the world famous Rod Ryan showpage at the Buzz dot com, Houston's rocking
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Good Morning, rod Ryan's Show. Breaking Benjamin eight moves is what it
took. I know you were sitting there wondering, Tessa, like I wonder,
like how quickly rod beat Mundo moves when he was challenged at eight checkers.
I needed Hey, that's all you need it. I needed eight checkers
on the board Kim Smoke to get the to get the connect four yesterday.
I just you can see an action shot. I just added it to our
Instagram stories. I mean, I get now everyone's gonna be coming for me.
I don't like to brag, okay, and Alex thinks I bring it
up all the time. I do not, Okay. I have a few
hidden talents. One of them is connect for we need to play dominate.
I would see now because I know that's what you do you do you you
poke the other bear. Everyone's coming at me now trying you saw what happened
to Bundo. Oh we should you know what we should do. Let's do
a tournament at Senior Skip Day with like a big one and like if you
want to beat you, I don't translate well on the big one. I
don't feel like I don't feel like I dominates. Plan out for shutout.
I don't you have to make a little baby exception. I can do the
baby one, I can do the travel one on the baby I can do
the travel one, and I can do the regular size boards. Okay,
since right now you're you're like running the Connet fourboard, technically you are the
champion because you're the only one who's playing modo drunk buda on the golf course.
I had a few. I'm just saying my dominance for some reason doesn't
transfer to those big yard ones. You're not the champion. Then you get
you crushed, like throughout the season that you get to the final four,
you can't get done. Yeah, you're talking about pressure. Can't do on
the big stage. Okay, anyway, can we just do a final connect,
a Connet four final four or something like that. What do they say,
heavy is the crown? Heavy is the head Oh something? All right,
let's go what are Houston's headlines? All right? You talking about?
All right? So we had a tremendous weather yesterday at the golf course,
at the golf tournament, but that wasn't the case for some of our neighbors.
Tornadoes tore through Louisiana and Texas yesterday. One ripped off roofs took down
power lines in Lake Charles, Louisiana, while one in Port Arthur damaged homes.
The Lake Charles twister was on the ground for a mile, while the
one in Texas left a two mile path. Other reports of tornado damage came
in Katie. There were high winds, heavy rain and hailed that all wrecked.
Have it across the region. So we are thinking about are people affected
by this terrible weather. Harris County officials have responded to a lawsuit filed by
State Attorney General Ken Paxon over the community's minimum income program. So Harris County
introduced this twenty million dollar program known as Uplift Harris last year, and the
goal was to distribute grants of five hundred dollars a month of families that were
struggling well. The Attorney General Ken Paxton's sue Harris County earlier this week calling
this program unconstitutional. So yesterday you had Harris County responding with the county judge
Lena Hildogel and other officials claiming that this was a purely political lawsuit. So
there's some back and forth going here going on here locally that you guys,
I thought you should know about. It's always a good day when you have
some Olivia Newton John lined up for me, of course, love her.
Now listen, we are one of the shows to say get out, walk
around, move around when you can. There's no wrong time to get move
into exercise, because any exercise is always going to be better than no exercise.
But a new study suggests there could be a right time. A new
study tracked people over eight years and found that people who exercise in the evening
have a sixty one percent lower risk of death from any cause compared to people
who don't exercise. Everyone who exercised was better off, but the people who
exercise in the morning and afternoon only had lower risks of thirty three and forty
percent, respectively. So it wasn't as dramatic as the people who worked out
at night. But they're saying working out at night could be better because our
bodies are primed to handle blood sugar better later in the day. Okay,
so fitting in some exercise in the evening might lore are blood pressure throughout the
night and into the next morning. This is what people who like kind of
have like diabetes, maybe they have blood sugar blood pressure issues. I think
it's good for I think it's good information that you're given out. If you're
not seeing results or it's not happening for you, maybe mix it up.
Can you change your work out because listen, I'm jealous of the people that
go and Alex's too. Anybody that goes and works out first thing before you
go to work that it seems I'm so envious. It seems like the dream
scenario. Yeah, but maybe if it's not working for you, it sounds
like the benefits of working out in the evening, Can you switch it up?
It would be difficult, you know, if you're trying to get the
same thing with the kids, trying to get them down, it's hard to
you got to get that stuff out of the way, you know, in
the morning, but I guess it's better in the evening. Also, the
frequency of the exercise in the study found that how often you moved seem to
matter more for your health and the duration of that activity. FYI, can
we freak in chili for this? Sure you're talking about Yellowstone? Yeah,
Kevin Cooster would consider returning the Yellowstone to give his character John Dutton a proper
sendoff, According to this latest interview, can they do the show without him?
I guess I'm not really. I don't know what's happening with Yellowstone.
I've never watched it. Yeah, are they talking about another season and him
not being a part of Has he been? Has he been in all of
it so far? Yeah? He's been in all of it and he's like
the governor of the state now. So I mean, can you do the
show without him? Nah? Nah, I don't think so. I mean
because that rip guy important. Yeah. Yeah, there's main characters, but
like the whole thing is that it's Kevin Coster's family, So they're all and
it's all his moves, so like they do what he tells them to do.
The whole ranch, it's a Dutton ranch, it's run by him.
He's Dutton. Yeah, like he's the guy. He's the guy. Even
even the characters that are strong wait for his call. So what is he
saying that he's open to come back. He's open to it. He says,
maybe this will circle back to me. He says, if it does
feel if if he feels comfortable, he'd love to do to do it,
but he has to patch things up with the creator of the show, Taylor
Sheridan. So there's a falling out of something. Yeah. The only way
I see it is like if somehow they figure out like he was killed,
you know, or on the plane or some stuff like that. But other
than that, they have to have him on there at least for like two
or three episodes so they can write them off. You know. He's the
star power and be like doing Young Sheldon without Young Sheldon. They got us
all so invested and into this and then it's like nothing, you know,
Hey, they do Roseanne without Roseanne. Yeah. At the point, you
know, at this point, it's been such a long time that I'm I
don't really care if they bring it back or not. You know, it's
like you've moved on. Yeah again. Landy Wilson is on that show.
Right. Oh yeah, they got to bring her. They got to give
her her own show her like a real part. We'll give her a show,
all right. What's what is this? Why are we playing that?
Men? M okay? Eminem is asking his fans to help with his upcoming
documentary. It's untitled, but it seems to be all about fans, So
he tweeted out a link with an online survey to fill out questions about their
connection to Eminem, how they first heard about him, why they consider themselves
a stan Stana's a reference to this song about an unhinged stalker fan. So
you people got to explain why they're Eminem's biggest fan. In the link,
Those are Houston's headlines. Okay, Alex. The Astros lost the Royals last
night, eleven to two. They're now four and nine on the year.
They're going to wrap up their series with Kansas City this afternoon. Hunter,
Midtown Brown, I'll be on the mountain for this. Drow's going up against
the Royals. Brady Singer. First pitch is at once ten. You can
hear the game in our sister station, Sports Talk seven ninety Over in the
NBA. The Rockets will be back in Action. Tonight they're going to take
on the Jazz on the Road. Tip off is at eight and you can
listen to that one also on our sister station, Sports Talk seven ninety and
in golf The Masters, it starts today in Augusta, Georgia. World number
one Scotti Scheffler is the current favorite to win. The start of the tournament
was delayed because of weather, so they're going to tee off with the first
group at nine thirty this morning. I'll keep you guys posted after that that
what's going on in sports rock and alternative fair used to the Rod Ryan Morning
Show six to ten AM the Buzz ninety four or five Buzz, White Stripes,
seven Nation Army. I so associate that song when Alex is doing like
a Dynamo update or a soccer score. Yeah, the song hit and I'm
waiting for the kid to start talking, yeah, because that's what it means
to me. Now, I just think about that as a soccer song,
but it's a big stadium song for all the sports. Good morning halfway point
of the show people hit Hit ready but no rain, sunny skies, highs
up around eighty one today. It's throwback Thursday drawing pool is still killing,
yeah, killing right, Yeah, fifty six percent almost into seven percent of
the vote for drowning pool bodies. Yeah, it's a Texas band. It
is of those things. And then Sick Puppy is still in tecond place with
thirty five percent, and then Caesar's actually went from third to more third,
like only eight percent of the vote for jerk it Out all right, Chilli?
Did you get Eli's video a friend on friend off famed ice kicker kicks
the ice under the refrigerator. That's what started the whole friend off with him.
Yeah, it's on the Rod Ryan Show facebook page. She does do
a good job with those damn videos. Huh yeah. And Ford, I
don't know how you can handle that, because when I'm drinking, there's no
way I'm gonna do good footage. Yeah, he parties and gets all the
footage and stuff and he just kind of comes out and hangs out and makes
these awesome videos for us. He does it in a way that he's he's
getting natural footage, so he's not like, okay, do this, Okay,
everyone's about like he's capturing the moment. He fun candid pictures and videos,
right, absolutely, Yeah, the candidates. Those are the best ones.
Yeah, it's not because everybody says, hey, let's get a picture
together. My favorite picture is like what you're talking about. When we're all
standing and then there's this there's the buzz van behind us, we're you know
you do that, Yeah, you take pictures with people. The best pictures
are like, I don't know whose picture it is, but actually with and
I sent it to me and it's a picture that we didn't know we were
being photographed. And it's moon too and I'm playing Connect four. Yeah,
those are the funny because they're in the moment, because they take you there
and I like looking at what's going on. There's Hustle on his phone,
probably hustling somebody, and then there's Alex. What is Wiener get out of
his zipper as he does? You know the Big Leskowski? Remember him?
Is he the guy that had a beer in his hand at like six in
the morning in a hot tub? Or is that another guy? Oh?
I think it was z that Master Mike. Is that how he he became
the Big Leskowski then? Because that's his last name? Bro? You know
my radio has been on in tune to ninety four or five of the buzz
for fifteen plus years. I'm always up for the four hours of pain.
This is the first time I've heard you talk about Connect four. Thank you,
thank you. What is this guy now? He drinks a beer in
the morning on a hot tub? What is this guy now? Drunk?
Yeah? He say it all the time. He just doesn't remember. Remember,
we were trying to figure out. We were all putting our detective hats
on him. Like he he sent us a picture. He's like, I
was up all night working in the shop, and then he was taking a
little hot tub and I'm like, dude, that's a morning beer. Like
is that a soul? We were trying to figure out is that beer?
Is that seltzer? Yeah? That ain't coffee. The big Leskowski on the
food blog paste that I had mentioned this quickly. McDonald's is debuting They're not
here. They're not here yet. I wonder if this is going to be
something down the road though. McDonald's is debuting the first ever scented billboards.
This is seems illegal. It seems it's a bit of a stunt. They're
not going to show any ads either. They're blank. They're just red or
yellow signs, which are the colors of McDonald's, but they've got smells piped
in and it's vented outwards, and then people are saying when they're driving by,
it smells like McDonald's French fries, which have an unbelievable smell. Right,
yeah, so I'm sure they're doing it for social media clicks and for
dummies on morning shows to talk about it. This is a pretty good idea
though. The smell, absolutely, the smell is awesome. Fries in a
bag, it hasn't happened in a long time. It makes me want to
go. It makes chubbs want to go get a bag of fries right now.
Yeah, But fries in the car, how it just permeates the whole
cabin for me. Who the hell could make it all the way home and
not even not even smuggle one. You're way better than me. It's never
happened. I don't know what that kind of restraint is like. So my
mom was pretty like she's pretty lenient when it came to fast food, Like
you could probably just start eating in the car. We were always in the
middle of a practice and stuff like that, so it was like, go
ahead, eat and I'm driven with like other families that are kind of strict
about it. It's like not one bite until you get home. That would
actually kill me a little bit inside. Like, Mom, whatever I said
about you was wrong, Like you are the best mom for letting me have
my food when it comes in the car. If you offered me a thirty
minute ride in a car with a bag of fries that I couldn't touch or
to be waterboarded, it would take me a minute. I'm telling you.
They're never going to be hotter and more perfect to eat than they are in
that moment when they hand them to you, steaming, and it's like,
I know you want to wait and get your little setup, and I get
that part too, but I'm just I'm too impatient. All right. So
the billboards are being placed in areas close to McDonald's locations. They're starting this.
It's in the Netherlands. But it's just we're talking about it because it
seems like something that might become a thing. Yeah, all right. Eli's
video of the golf tournament, So thank you, Eli. It's great.
It's on our Facebook page. Yes, my lips Tessa taking on Alex Tessa
with the blackest cup of coffee I've ever seen in my life. Disgusting.
I don't know why I'm doing this to myself because I told you so.
When I have a late dinner, I try to fast in the morning until
like the show's over, because I want to give my little body arrest.
Right, So, you're drinking black coffee and it is so disgusting. Every
time, I'm like, maybe I'll like you this time, maybe it'll be
a good cup. No ever, it was like a royal rumble. I
just want like sweet cream, a little Stevia in there. All right,
just be happy. It's fueled by the blackest coffee I've ever seen. Alex,
that's coming up. Somebody's gonna win your tickets to go see the Struts.
I wouldn't go anywhere. Rock and Alternative, The rod Ryan Morning Show
six to ten AM, The Buzz, Good Morning rod Ryan Show. All
Right, we're getting all set up. You got the words ready to go.
Great job everybody sending me your word suggestions. I feel like I got
some really good ones. You need good ones. When these two are playing,
it's gonna be Alex taking on Tessa shortly. Sunny's guys today. Also,
thank you for all the halftag Houston Sunrise photos. You guys been sending
us all morning long. You know, we got that inside cabin here at
beautiful iHeart studios can't see outside, so you are our ie Hi eighty one
today. What's trending? Okay, so we had our awesome golf tournament yesterday,
but there was some golf videos trending. Did you see Dakota Watson,
who is Bubba Watson's daughter. She was putting her little booty off. There
was an old part three contests. She's probably like nine years old. Okay,
yeah, she is nine years about that age. She is just sinking
putt after putt and it's just a moment with daughter and dad. It's so
cute. Every time he's selling her, he's coaching her, he's selling her.
You know, just tab it on this one, give it a little
bit, and she is just beaming like this is happening. It was so
so cute, and those videos have gone viral. It is amazing. I
mean, she's got that going through her stream or bloodstream. They're dead,
you know, but a lot of these, you know, some of the
kids don't always want it to go the opposite direction of what their parents are
doing. My dad was awesome at changing oil. It just didn't go through
me. It just didn't come through his wall bag that way. It just
seems like he's living those father daughter moments that people really, you know,
that's what they want with their kid. It was so cute, so so
cute. So that's going on. We have a ZW to thank for today's
Thickestagram Thursday submission. He said, look, this is Wildcar Wednesday or Instagram
Thursday. He got his submission in and that is our number one performing blog
page for the Rod Ryan Show blog. So I thought that was pretty cool.
And then The blair Witch Project is getting a reboot. The announcement was
made yesterday at cinemacn so plot details kept under being kept under wrapped, but
the film is apparently a new vision that will reintroduce this classic horror film,
The blair Witch Project, to a new generation. Can you redo it in
the day of selfies and streaming? I think you can. I don't know.
Blair Witch was a moment man. The Internet was fairly new. It
was is it real? What is this? Blair Witch? Is it real?
What is it? Even before the movie came out, I had never
seen a buzz like that talking about it. So you're asking, can you
capture lightning in a bottle? Again? I don't know, Yeah, I
don't know. So that's what's trending though, when they franchise everything else to
Read My Love? What have we given away? I have a pair of
tickets to see the Stress Wooland's Pavilion. Okay, do you want to be
on team Allan? I'm sorry? Yeah, oh yeah, how's the Blues?
Tickets go on sale tomorrow at today am? Do you want to be
on Team Allen? Who's going to get you the tickets? All right?
Black coffee tests over here or Alex with probably black coffee too. You don't
put anything in your head this morning? Yours? Okay, to your coffee?
Uh, tell Chile which one you want. We're gonna play read Everything,
okay with the phones Chili only okay? Yeah? Oh every phone line
is dringing. Okay, thank you? Rod Ryan Show effects include mood swings,
mood swings, the buzz stone soured through the last Good Morning rod Ryan's
Show. Thank you so much for starting your day off with us on this
throwback Thursday. Still dominating drowning pool is dominating? Uh sick Puppy is in
there, and Caesar's with that jerk song, which it's not even coming.
That ain't got a chance. It's gonna be drowning Pool. Did you vote
Chili? Not yet, but I'm going for drowning Pool. I know your
body, yea, Chili, you look cool on the golf course. I
was just chilling. Man look cool though, Like I like, I try
to look cool and I can't. He's just walking around being He's in his
element. He's got a beer in one hand, he's chewing on a cigar,
he's got his New York City cab driver hat on. I'm like,
look a cool, Chili. Wa. He's trying to get him In my
live shot, I was like, come here, come here, and they're
making a movie. They're like, what are you doing? Are you directing?
Trafficing there? I'm like, I'm trying to get my co worker,
co host other Ron Ryan Show, one of the hosts of the show,
in the shot and Chili walks into care. He goes, I don't know
you. I walks right back out. I'm TV. Yeah, story.
He did it because we had a mistation. I was trying to get to
interview you. They so the golf carts were passed only, and we usually
cut across the grass, so we couldn't link up. I had to interview
Withiard. I was trying to get Chili to talk to me. What do
you say? He's cool on the golf course. He's too cool, he's
too cool on man. I was just like, that's my new favorite story
from yesterday and my own club. It's way better than my can I and
I started following her. Try to photo Bob. I love it. Sorry,
I love it. I'm sorry, I love you, man, Chilian,
you're just time keeping? Yes, sir today, who's the returning champion?
I am? Thanks for asking, are you? Oh? Yeah,
yeah it is? I am. I have six wins, not five.
I thought Alex. I lost to Alex last week. I don't keep track
of No, do you guys really not know? I beat you the week
before and then I got to play Alex. No, I beat you.
You were keeping time last week? No? Are you sure I was?
He was? I was. I swear to you. I played Chile last
week. Okay, I did not win last week. Let's see. Well,
so that Alex is taking on testing me, that's right, Caleb.
Good morning, good morning, good morning. Who's playing for you today?
I'm going Alex today. Good for you, dude. We have to work
with her, okay, so just we have to be in the room.
He didn't say like that. You know there's another person that wants you well.
I wish that would help Lauren. Good morning. Tell us about how
bad you want to be on her team. She needs it. Okay,
is what? After all? Has been fixed? Alex? I thought we
were going to fight today, said Alex is going to I did it.
We love that for you, Lauren. Alex, please change out your headphones
please, I'm doing that. Okay, great words submitted today. Thank you
guys so much. This is going to be well. Caleb's hoping you do
well here, Caleb, let's go. Alex. I'm believing you. He
partied a little bit yesterday, not a lot, he said. He said
he partied a little bit though, to change up the music. He's a
faja uh. Twenty seconds on the clock, Chili, We're ready. Please,
I'm going to say the word you start the clock twenty seconds. He
has to try to figure out what I'm saying. He's going to try to
read my lips. Daniel T sent this in Okay, this. This is
a story earlier today on the show thumbs Up, Yep, Spicy spudan spicy
spud, spicy butt, spicy spud, spicy spud, spicy Willie GE's ice
House, the hottest potato. They went down and took it like it came
out of Satan's ass. Why was it so? It was perfect? My
lips were just like burning, burning. I told Tessa. I was like,
dude, the crawfish over there, you're going to have it's not coming
out of my nose. She's like, that's the way I like it.
Yeah. Five minutes later it's but it's just the potato sometimes so kidding me.
It was they were leaving. I'm soak. All right, here we
go. Sean sent this one in. Okay, well, we're not gonna
not reference something from yesterday. No boy combs up up. Rocket hole,
rocket hole, rabbit hole, rocket hole, rocket reddit hole, rocket hole,
Randy's hole, rocket hole, rocket hole. Four seconds, rocket hole.
Yes, yes, yeah, I think I said I never pulled my
rocket through the rocket. It's white like a white snake. Not after that,
tak all right, here we go. I don't normally add words of
something that was said on the show to day, But my diad I thought
it was good. Tony sent this one in thumbs up up heavy crown heavy,
what heavy crown, heavy ground, heavy crown heavy? What said heavy
crown, heavy grout, heavy crown, heavy crowd, heavy crown, heavy
drown heavy, heavy crowd. He said heavy crowd, he said with a
w D wait the D right, Yes, he said heavy crowd, heavy
crowd. It was an hour ago, heavy crown. He was all,
you were all over it. He was skating along the path. Okay,
Tessa, two to tie, three to win, do do? Here we
go. I think this has been used a couple of times, but it
comes up and I just I giggle. I giggle. I giggled again when
I every time I hear it and see it, I giggle just because you.
You giggle because I giggled. You don't even know what I'm gonna say.
Yeah, you're already giggling a little bit over there. Al Here we
go, twenty seconds on the clock. Eric, thank you for this and
making me giggle today. Now I got it. I can't giggle what I'm
saying the word thumbs up crap Johnson, craprab Johnson, crap Johnson crap that
wound up. That was one of Alex's guesses. Do you remember what the
word was that you said? Crap Johnson? It wasn't anything close. It
was like one of those chili like out of nowhere, but it was.
But it was back when we did Senior Skip Day. It was a shot.
Yeah, that's the crap Johnson was a shot and Andy had done it
and every shot came with like a TUPSI roll bent over like it looked like
a turd. All right, a cool story, bro, Here we go.
Shane sent this one in. All right, this movie thumbs up.
Okay, okay, just to tie it up, Rod Lobster, Rod Lobster,
Yeah, why are you shaking your head? She's like hands in the
air, looking at me, and then she says the right answer. She's
like, I'm Rod, I look at you. All right, here,
we got one to win. I'm in b Yeah, I'm gonna I'm sorry.
Here we go. Sandy Week fifteen, we must be fifteen weeks.
Are fifteen weeks into the year. She said she was going to step up
and get involved with the show. She voted today and she sent in She's
for the fifteenth week, sent me words I haven't used them all, but
here we go for the win. Bready rex Manning wrecked, I would say
again, rex Manning, wrecked, Panny rex Manning, wrecked, wrecked Banning,
rex Manning, brandany rex Manning. She two seconds to go, she
got Manning day Candy would have been a great subsicion. Did you say wrecked?
Panties Granny, granny something playing like chili today? Rex Manning? Happy,
good words Sandy week fifteen, Ye Sandy, wonderful with the show girl
Lauren. Lauren is right there, Hi, Larren, Hi, you picked
that hand. I'm telling you, She's given me the most pissed off lok
and then gives the eyes and then gives me the answer like I'm doing something
wrong. Yet she said that's her way of thanking me for giving her delivering
the word. You were saying, yeah, Rex Manning. She had two
seconds left the apparently, what are you? What are you giving? Lauren?
Lauren's going to the stretch the Struts show live at the House of Blues.
Tickets aren't even on so for this, But you know what, because
you're you believed in me, you get them right now. Congratulations? Oh
thank you, all right, thank you bye bye Caleb. Sorry, Hi
Cat Rock and a ver Ryan Morning Show. I'm six to ten AM,
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Cypress Hill Insane and Dog Insane Send Dog right, Yeah, Bobo. Mix
Master Mike was in that band too. Mix Master Mike was he was with
them for a long long time. Muggs was the other guy. Oh oh,
good guy. Uh the biggest bong I've ever seen in my life?
Did you go to that? It was? It was one of our u
Weenie Roasts and we were calling it Weedy Roast. I did not go to
that. Weedy Roasts. Was all the pot smoking bands. They were all
on tour and we got them together for the for that year's Weenie Roast.
And b Real's pretty big dude, you know, six three, he's a
big dude. Yeah. He brought out a bong the size of him,
so a six foot bong and you know, loaded with whatever. I don't
know how he got away with it. It is a long time ago.
It's still got legal here in Texas. He ripped the biggest bong rip I've
ever seen in my life. And you know, when some people can do
those massive vape clouds. It was the biggest cloud of smoke. How do
people do that that I've ever seen come out of a human being? As
wild guys Like, I'm not I'm not like a smoker of any kind if
I pretend to even do a cigarette, like do who even said like do
a cigarette? Right, I'll cough. I can't inhale that smoke of any
kind. The biggest bon rip ever. He doesn't cough. And it was
the coolest. I don't smoke either, Like that's pretty cool. That is
so cool. Yeah, my friend Jody can like little smoke rings, like
people can do all these things and oh, it just just hurts my little
little limpie thinking about it. Were the coolest thing I ever saw on stage.
Sunny skies today, no rain high of eighty one? Uh Tessa one
final time Houston's headlines. Well, before we get into the main story,
I do want to say Jim Garnett, one of our listeners, says,
this is an important news story, like why aren't you covering this? And
I on the link and it is a Mexican news channel that accidentally aired man's
testicles instead of solar eclipse. Oh, I had that going around on the
Okay, well, thank you Jisker. Okay, got it. So now
that we covered the big stuff, let's talk about the headline. Summer travel
is expected to be record breaking. Experts say this summer will bring record breaking
travel numbers. Close to five billion people are expected to travel around the world.
That breaks a previous record and surpassing pre pandemic levels. Over ninety percent
of Americans say they plan to take a trip. Despite this, many airlines
have slowed their operations due to uncertainty around Boeing planes after the company's problems.
Luckily, Americans like to drive more than they like to fly. We did
that story yesterday, a road tripping. What else did we learn on this
show? Then me get in that summer blend ready there's mixtures of gasoline,
Yeah, the summer blend. Yeah, we're probably on the spring blend right
now, I guess. I mean, it's funny when we say things we
have never heard before. And then I got somebody from oil and gas for
twenty five years, like you idiots, you didn't know that anything. No,
I don't know what you do for a living. I don't even know
what you do. All I know is I don't turn the car off when
I'm getting my blends. When somebody says they're an oil and gas, I'm
like, great, I don't what you do. We just take people off
for lunch. I used to have friends that did that. Yeah, just
have a have some appetizers, have a salad and a glass of wine.
I had friends that were professional lunch takers. Yeah, they're good at it.
Dream Hey, speaking of emissions, there's a new ruling that came down
from Washington. The Environmental Protection Agency has done this ruling that's going to affect
more than two hundred chemical plants nationwide, including eighty in Texas. So they
offered this mandate yesterday and their goal, they say, is to reduce emissions
and it's expected to reduce elevated cancer risk in community areas by ninety six percent.
Now, most of the affected Texas plants are in coastal cities, just
like Baytown, Channel View, Corpus, Christy, Deer Park, Laporte Pass,
and Port Arthur. So that ruling earlier this week gives chemical plants two
years to meet compliance for this Environmental Protection Agency. I thought that was a
significant story. I definitely wanted to mention it. The education system isn't perfect.
I think people around here know that, but it should be constantly evolving
to focus on what we need the most. In a new poll, though,
the average American estimates that they only use fifty two percent of the information
they learned in school in their adult lives. Fifty five percent admit they rely
on Google more than their formal education, and the average person google's five basic
questions every day. Eighty one percent of people say they'd be willing to take
an adult crash course, an adulting crash course that includes things like managing their
money, doing their own taxes, and home buying and mortgages. I mean
those things are available. They are you know you can take class day and
where would you start? Google? Yeah? True, But I mean if
you want to learn how to manage money and learn about real estate, there's
a ton of adult classes out there that you could take. You also have
to pick people like when you're when you're choosing, maybe like your accountant or
you're mortgazing. I tell them straight up, I'm like, look, be
prepared to be a teacher. I want to know everything I want to learn.
Treat me like a baby because I can't at their job. They'll do
that. Absolutely. Absolutely. Let's talk entertainment news. Melrose Place is coming
back with some of the original stars, Heather Locklear who played Amanda, Laura
Layton, who played Sydney, and Daphne Zuniga, who played Joe. There's
no word if any of the originals other originals will join, but the official
synopsis is that like a dear friend died suddenly, the og residents of Melrose
Place go to honor the deceased, but they uncover old trauma, old romances
are rekindled, and then resentments reignite, and then there's new secrets that are
going to be revealed. It was an older version. They were in high
school, right, I think it started they were in high school. Yes,
Okay, this was an older version. It was more adult. Yeah,
I mean twenty something. You know. But Andrew Shoe was in it.
Okay, you know how you know him? How that Amy roorback and
the guy that they were having an affair. She was, Oh, she
was married to Andrew Shoe. And now Andrew Shoe is with that guys.
He's with that guys. Yeah, wife that he was cheating on. Yeah,
I don't know how to word it got cheated on. With like they
s Yes, they did. They they got cheated on and then they ended
up being together. Yes, yeah, that's who he is, so that's
why he needs to come back. That's wild. Yeah, we want to
see what's up with him. Okay, so that's your entertainment news, and
then we'll talk about death Tones and System of a Down because they're teaming up.
They're going to join Headline. They're going to join headline a show at
Golden Gate Park on August seventeenth, and they're promising once in a lifetime experience
for that. But that's not all. Both bands will have more in store.
Deftones are going to do Coachella and Lollapalooza, and System of a Down
is going to headline Sick New World along Slipknot and Deftones are teasing a new
album. So lots of stuff going on with those bands. If you're into
it, check out the music bog page. Those are Houston's headlines. Well,
I think you want baseball first, I'll do that. Yeah, wake
up. Well, the Astros lost to the Royals last night, eleven to
two. They're now four and nine to start the year. I'll wrap up
their series with Kansas City this afternoon, Hunter Downtown Brown, I'll be on
the Mountain. Destro's going up against Kansas City's Brady Singer. First pitches at
one ten. You can hear the game on our sister station, Sports Talk
seven ninety. Now into the NBA Rockets are back in action tonight. They're
going to play the Utah Jazz on the road. Tip Off is at eight
o'clock and you can also listen to that one on our sister station, Sports
Talk seven to ninety. And in golf, the Masters starts today in Augusta,
Georgia. World number one Scotti Scheffler is the runaway favorite to win this
one. He's plus four hundred, so if you put one hundred dollars down
to for him to win, for him to win, he would only get
four hundred back if he does. The first group is going to now te
off at nine thirty this morning because of a weather delay, and we'll keep
you guys posted on the leaderboard. I guess tomorrow in sports, that's just
going on in sports. Thank you, Amy Roarback, TJ. Shack.
I don't know about that. They're shacking up on the side. They're doing
a podcast together, but they were doing a news show. They were dating
one another, but they were both with other people. The other people they
were with are also dating each other. That's how I wanted to say drown
They wanted to stay there on that podcast. I don't know what they do.
I don't know what they do. Okay, but now I know who
the Shoe guy is. I'm team Shoe, me too, I'm team Shoe.
Bring them Back, Houston's Rock, Houston's Alternative All Day and The Rod
Ryan Morning Show, ninety five, The Buzz four five, The Buzz Our
friends in Papa Rush Forever. We're getting really really close. Nine point thirty
is when the winning song will be played for Throwback Thursday, and Drowning Pool
has led all morning, said puppies, catching off a little bit. It's
a great song man, you're going down love it. It's got thirty seven
percent of the vote, Drowning Pool at fifty, about fifty one percent of
the Caesar's jerk it out, twelve percent of you saying you want to hear
that play at nine thirty. It's not gonna happen that. What's not gonna
happen for sure. It's a National Pet Day. Give you guys the heads
up. Should we have a Chile what maybe we should have people drop pictures
of the pets on our Facebook page today? Yeah? You ask them,
You ask them. This is Chili, you ask him. I don't want
to yell at me, since you were such a delight on my live shot
yesterday, I don't know. Please get the Facebook posts up about everyone's lovely
pet. Do you want it right now or do you want it for later
on throughout the day? Maybe in the afternoon. Yeah, because I was
ready to have a schedule for the day. Kick ass? Yeah he else?
You cowered, Rod? Do you want men to ask Chili? Why
do you pretend like he's like, you know, you are a boss?
Tessa said, get it up now? Yeah? I mean, I mean,
you know, just saying I was ahead of the game. I could
have asked him. I told him how cool he looked yesterday. I was
all right, yeah, real cool. I was already guessing them up,
real cool, saving it for tomorrow At nine five, I got a story.
I need you to post on links and gifts right now? Yeah,
what do you got? Do you gotta go leave for the weekend? Come
on? All I could do really for National Pet day on Three Things You
Must See Today, there's a news station in Bolivia. They were doing a
thing about pet adoption the other day and they had the cutest little puppy right
on the dude's desk. It's awesome. And then the puppy just takes a
huge steamy turd right on the desk on live TV. It's awesome. I
mean, who else is gonna bring you this kind of content? Right?
Bringing animals, even if they're domesticated, into a live TV situation is always
a little dice roll. This is a sizeable dump coming out of this little
cute pupp too. We don't call it three Things you Must See for no
reason. Okay, come on, I think there's another one on there.
There's a place in Okay. This is a good one. This on three
Things you Must See. The place in Nashville. It's called Old Friends Senior
Dog Sanctuary. It's an old folks home for dogs. Cool. It's awesome,
I mean cool, sad, but it's a cool that they all So
it's all senior dogs and they all have medical issues, and it's completely funded
by donations. And senior year is your twelfth year in school, so for
their twelfth anniversary. This year, they threw the dogs a prom it's called
the Geezer Gala, and then everybody, all the employees and the donors,
they all dressed up for it. They dressed up the dogs. They elected
a prom king and queen on photos. So three things you Must See is
basically National Pet Day. It's got some cool stuff for that. Okay,
I put something on the shotboard. We haven't talked much about it. There's
a shotboard. There's a ditch day shot suggestions. Nut Butts was the first
one on there. Eli Eclipse came in from a lot of people. Totality,
we're talking about our signature shot this year. We don't have a date
or location, but let's get things. You know. Priorities are the name
of the shot, wiener Hole, and then wrecked Panties has gone up on
the board, so they're all being considered. Those are all things that are
being considered. You know. Can I get a couple of wrecked panties over
here? I like the sound of it. I do like the sound of
it. One year, I think it was one year. I think it
was statutory grape and uh it was a little off putting. The sum Let's
bury that chat emc. He said, here are some suggestions. A little
breezy sez. Oh. I met one of the cops that helped you get
your truck passed yesterday. They were at the tournament. Me, bah,
he's getting a meat. Well that's promoted, sergeant being promoted. And I
said, can I call it there? I'm like, can I call you
that? He's like, yeah, yeah, the guys that got my truck
back, they were playing. Yeah, so little sea breezy guy who stole
my truck. The bombshell you know why? He suggested that your story about
taking a bath with your mom. Oh okay, he said that was a
bombshell. Okay. Or the shot could be called Tessa's bath and you have
to drink one with your mom. Yeah, that's nice. The Peter bathwater,
the Peter pan for obvious reasons, like what you call people, right,
the slurpie because he said we were making funny slurping sounds on seven eleven
day on the air. I think we were doing that. Chili becoming a
citizen, so the American Chile Alex's pillow. The drink has to be yellow.
Alex has one of those Internet weird old dirty ass sweaty pillows saving money?
Guys, h taste the biscuit the biscuit shot? Taste you know when
you go to Hey, anybody want to taste some biscuity? The biscuit shot?
Uh? The baby P gross like, Alex P, it's a little
baby P? So is that also yellow? The shot? Yes, baby
P? Can I get a couple of baby peas? Just one? Just
one and the other? Alex doesn't sound like he likes it? No,
excuse me? Can I ever shot a baby P? Had? Weird?
Sounds just like extremely problematic crap? Johnson? Was that better? That sounds
like it's like a funny shot. Baby P's like, yeah, but it
sucks baby but it's baby P Middleton, but it also baby party. I
have a gan jacket. I have a jean jacket at home. Do you
have a jean jacket? I have a jean jacket at home, but it's
got a patch of Jeans Simmons on it, right, And I call it
my jean jacket. Do you get it? Nobody gets it? Do you
get it? You don't, Nobody gets it. It's my mom gave me,
and I called them my mom jeans, even though she also gave me
her genetics, but you're not getting it. Jeans on the jacket. It's
a jean jacket. Explain it. Let's explain it. So it's a jean
jacket, okay, but jeans on it. Okay, he get the music.
Got here. It's my jane jacket because it's blue jeans. Nobody gets
it, but jeans on it. Wons the jeans on the jean jacket.
So it's just my jean jacket. How many explain this? Nobody gets it?
Give away some tickets. I'm not. She's still trying to get it.
Wrap her head around the jean jackets on the jacket again, it's made
of a real comedian is going to be at seven pe to three Music Hall
on April fourteen, someone who tells jokes professionally for a living, and they're
good. It's not gonna be as good as the jean jackets. I have
tickets to that show. Anyone who talked to me yesterday and I was grumpy,
just know that I was still working. No, I was still working.
There's a beast mode, just to go TV mode. Just forget it.
I wish I could give away the tickets. Jeans on the jean jo
Jean jacket collar ten seven one three, two one two five, nine four
five The rod Ryan Morning Show six to ten AM, The Buzz, ninety
four to five The Buzz, The Free rod Ryan Show. Right here on
ninety four five The Buzz. Good morning, Thank you for starting your day
off with us on this throwback Thursday. We're getting very very close. It's
gonna be drowning pool. That's what most of you want to hear this morning.
You did offer up some tickets, oh to a real comedian. I
caught that dig somebody that knows, somebody that tells jokes and is funny about
it. Good morning. Who's this, brother, Rod? Is Cody?
So close? This is Cody Johnson. He signs his name, but he
signs his name ce Johnson. You know what else does crap Johnson? Crap
Johnson also signs his name c Johnson. So close, so close, Cody
Johnson, you are colored ten though you are caller ten. Crap Johnson was
one of the worst. Crap Johnson was one of the words today on reading
My Looks TA. So tell Cody exactly what's worm? Okay? Cody?
Seven one three Music Hall, Great Venue. You have tickets to go see
comedian Nikki Glazer perform April fourteenth. Congratulations, let's go, Thank you all
right, Cee Johnson. Hang On Online Kid's Alix Online ninety four five The
muzz. What you're doing today's AOL is called fake crayons, and your goal
is to look at four different crayon names they give you and pick which one
is the fake one. I've been really working on that crayon crayon. I've
been working on it, Cryons, Crown Crans. So if I gave you
Vivacious, Violet, Marvelous, Lilac, Luster, and jazz Berry jam,
which of those four is a fake? Three of them are real? The
jam, the jam one that's a real one. Marvelist is not a real
colors, that's not a real color. It is marvel. Vaceous violet is
not. Remember the pink one used to be called flesh flesh, and people
were like, who's flesh, Little Testa, Like, it doesn't look like
my flesh, somebody's flesh? Can I get some Can I get a flesh
looks like my flash color band aid? What? Yeah? They changed that
in the sixties. Then we got Robot, Canary, cray Yellow, Shooting
Star, and Mellow yellow. Which of those four is a fake crayon color?
There's no cray yellow, That's what I would have picked. There's noo
be wrong because mellow yellow is the heck not a fake. Go check it
out see if you can pick the fake crayon collars at the World Finish rod
Ryan showpage at the buz dot com. Crayon pray say it, Tessa,
crayon, that's wrong. That's are you? Are you over exaggerating, over
an unciating or is that how you grew up saying it? Hand me those
crayons, having the crayons? Yes? Can I borrow that crayon? Crazy
crawn crow back? First Show, The Buzz ninety four or five The Buzz,
Good Morning rod Ryan, Shoe throw it back Thursday. Yeah, we're
gonna do the damn thing. We're gonna do it. No rain sunny today,
Hi eighty one. Thanks for all the awesome hashtag Houston Sunrise pictures that
you guys shared. I do look forward. Some of you are already getting
in early sending me some of your pet photos. It's uh, what did
we say? Pet Appreciation Day today? So that covers all of you,
even like you like the weirdo scorpion people, you can you know, you
know your scorpion named Dan that you know you bring out to all your friends
when you have a party. Hey, you guys want to see Dan,
my scorpion like that? You can drop a picture of him today. Okay,
nobody wants to see or like your dragon that you're just like breeding,
like you just have dragons in your in your little terrariums. Yeah, you're
walking around the strand in Galveston and you got a kimono dragon on your shoulder.
Dude, I got store. And of course this guy's turning to the
biggest bag of moult. I'm like, what's that mulch for? What do
you need a big big bag of malt like that for? Yeah, he's
like, Oh, it's one of my my pythons. I'm like, of
course, of course, of course I'm getting hit hit on my snake guy.
Pete. Pete's the name of the python. Pete. Uh. This
is my first time to email you. My husband and I are listening to
your show. I heard about today's being National Pet Day. So there's their
fur baby that the dog is named song affectionately called Songy, Hey Songy.
All right, here we go. Throw Back Thursday. She's gonna put something
up this afternoon. Yeah, he's gonna sit right. We're gonna encourage you
guys to drop pictures of your pets on our Facebook page later today. Caesar's
jerk it out thirteen percent of the vote. Sick puppies, you're going down
forty percent of the vote. They really came on strong at the end their
drowning pool bodies forty six percent of the vote. It was closer than I
thought. Mom, it's so bad Thursday. Whatever the hell that is.
Here's your throwback Thursday winner on ninety four five. The bus bodies, the
bodies at the floor, the bodies, the bodies at the wow for take
it. They look at you, look at nothing rolling. Nothing wrong with
great, nothing wrong with me, poor, nothing wrong with me. What.
Something's got to hear, something's got to hear great, something's got here.
Not the body said the goal. Not the body said the goal.
Not the boy said up love the boys, here the go. Not the
boy set the goal. Not the body said the fool me, Oh okay,
you'll get run with me. Nothing wrong with me, there's nothing wrong
with me. Row what something's got here through something's coming hell burk. Something's
got a hell lot of boys of cold, not the fie go let the
by said up. Lot of boy said of gold, not a boy set
some go, not the bi set the gold. Yeah, I said,
but your stud sell your hell. It's soon, Bree put the pie the
ball. That's wrong with me? Nothing wrong with me, nothing wrong with
me, nothing roll, something's sun, something's got again, drink something's not
again. Yeah, that's a lie n go. That's a lies that don't
go. That's a set up a bar. That's a lie. Set un
go. That's a lie set go do go. Ninety four five the buds.
That's drowning pool bodies. I think more in the fort Worth area in
Texas bad oh there from Dallas, but somewhere in dallasy Oh now you tell
us after the phote, Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That should
not affect when you want to hear a song. You want to hear a
song Dallas, I don't go to you love for Dallas. But what are
you gonna do? I love drowning pool. I love drowning pool Dallas.
You can't find the bird. I'm looking for it as we speak. We
had a bird singing that song once and I think I just played it for
for aol, A couple of like have a birdie parents singing songs. There
was a guy also, Hi, good morning. I don't know if I
said ninety four five the Buzz and Rod Ryan Show, don't if I said
all that wasn't There an old guy that maybe was not American idol or something,
and he I think he's America's got talent. Okay, yeah, something
like that. I mean, old guy Walker gets up there and like,
what are you gonna sing for us? He's like, I'd rather just do
it myself, or he didn't want to say what it was. I'd rather
just all right. So you're like, okay, well you know here's Simon.
Okay, well sounds lovely. Show us what you're gonna do here.
Let the bodies hit the foe, Let the bodies hit he's eighty two A
yeah, this is cool. Yeah, not wrong with me? Not not
wrong with me? How did that wrong with me? That's got again?
Right now, Wizard's going Rod, that's enough, Rod, enough with the
clip. It's good, it's good. I wish I could do that.
I can't even do that. All right, you found the parrot. This
is even better. It is this better? Yeah, that's insane what it's
even saying. It's just repeating what it's heard. It's amazing. What's better
the parrot or seals singing seal? What's better? Play seals? Yeah,
I play that. I have to judge this fairly. Come on, Wizard,
we're hungover. Let us let the bits do the work. But the
bits do the work the bits. I think seals singing Seal is going to
be hard to beat. Yeah, I mean, hold on, it's only
one way to find out a seal singing seal because I don't have anything funny
to say. Here, Oh my god, it's so good. Here comes
big failure. This is so, this is undefeated. Okay, that's the
best one. The parrot is good. The parrot's really good. Seal singing
Seals, underfeet dogs seeing three dog night, Well there's three dog No,
But we have start work on this dog stick sings. I'm working with Easy
and Voodoo on that immediately. What are you giving away? I know the
show, all right. It's the first note. It's the it's the high
note there, but it's the very first note when you don't know that it's
coming, and that seal just sounds like he's being ripped in half. We
do like kids. Remember it's be a Throwbacktursday song and I just that version
of it. Though, Oh yeah, we should have done that. We
were off on April Ful's Day. We could have done that. I'm sorry,
what are you giving away? Don't be sorry. It was worth It
was worth the way somewhere. I have a pair of tickets see Glass Animals
their Tour of the Earth show the Chickens Gone Hill for that today at ten
am. So we're gonna have a pair of tickets up before you can buy
them. What if we did I'm here, I'm animals, singing glass scorpions,
singing scorpions, white snakes slithering around, white snakes. I like everything
that you guys are saying. I like it all. I get it.
It's just a spitball session here since we don't have a meeting, since you're
cancelling since he's summer. But like the Chris Isaac game we guys have,
you have to sing as a seal, singing seal. I absolutely love that
game. Let's do it tomorrow. Let's do it tomorrow. Practice, you
crazy son of a bitch. You did it. You did it. I'm
so in all right, maybe we should talk about that one later. Ho
Ho's alternative and tell him at the rod Ryan Morning Show ninety four or five
The Buzz ninety four or five The Buzz, Good Morning, rod Ryan's Show.
We got some breaking news. I'm sure a lot of you have seen
this. It's kind of it's everywhere. At one point, he was probably
the most recognizable person on the planet. O J. Simpson has passed away.
I don't remember hearing about him being sick, but I don't follow him
though, either. Alex, I would ask you, I mean, I
know, I don't know. You had this fascination after we watched that is
It True Crime, American Crime, American crime story. Alex immersed himself in
all things OJ, and he just became obsessed with this because you were probably
a little young when it was going on. O J. Simpson is probably
the most high profile I mean, I don't know. Again, at the
height of all of this, he was probably the most recognizable high profile person
in the world, Okay, world leaders. OJ. All I know is
he's dead at seventy six, prostate cancer. Did he talk about it.
I didn't answer that. I mean, I set my OJ Twitter notifications up
because every sun need to hey everybody. He would just talk about football and
I'd be like, all right, let's hear what. Here's what OJ had
to say. Yeah, that's everyone. Everyone of a certain age has an
OJ story. Where were you during the chase? A lot of you were
watching the Rockets. They broke into the Rockets game Dockets Championship game and they
did a split screen, So I know a lot of you were watching the
Rockets when the chase was going on. But then the other thing is where
were you when the verdict came out? We had a pizza party at the
radio station, you know, and to see the mixed reactions of people,
you know, just the craziest thing circus the fact that there was a pizza
party, the fact everyone was watching this thing. Everyone was the whole We
were enthralled. I imagine it's going to be something well, I know it's
going to be something that we talk about tomorrow. But if you're just if
you're getting your news from US, Oja dead at seventy six after a battle
with cancer, what else you gonna say? La la la la la la
la la la la la la la la la la la. You can say
the man got away with double murder. I mean, I mean, if
you're therever something else to say he got away with killing, he was founding
in a criminal quie. And just like this, it's going to reopen that
discussion. It's going to hit me up. Let's go all right, what
are you giving away another show? I have the tickets to see Glass Animals.
They go on sale today at ten the show September twenty. First,
what's your question? My question is what is physically different about rod because of
the golf term astering weight, we might have to let something loose? Uh
seven two one two, five nine five. If you know the show,
The Rod Ryan Show Celebrating twenty years, ninety four five, The Bus ninety
four five, The Buzz, Good Morning rod Ryan's Show. Alex was just
telling me this corn sounds really good on the air. Wizard like said,
all right, you made Alex happy today. Finally, Oh, good morning.
Never happened. Breaking news. There's somebody that's just listening for the first
time. OJ has The family has announced that OJ has passed O J.
Simpson. O J. Simpson. Is there another Ojo? Now there's not,
but h OJ OJ Simpson has died. His family made the announcement moments
ago. He passed away after a battle with cancer. I believe prostate cancer.
For those of you keeping score, OJ was seventy six. And that's
it. Okay. I didn't realize that he was that old. You know,
he's always running around like on a golf cart and and things like that.
I didn't realize he was up there. No, I know, but
I mean, you know, moving around and stuff like that. I just
I mean, that was It's very unexpected as my reaction. Yeah, he
played for the Bills fifty years ago. Yeah, I did, you know,
but you just think we're you don't get like we're aging, like time
is. Time is just passing by so quickly. I for one, I'm
very excited for Twitter today. Well, Alex has just obsessed all things Oj.
And if you ever watch Alex's podcast The Past, the Gravy podcast,
he said, is like in his room in his shrine YouTube. I think
it's a dining room. No cashom kind of be ed right now, Okay.
I gave Alex this poster. It was the it's a poster of OJ
Simpson. I believe it came in the Buffalo News and I remember everybody wanting
to get that Sunday paper because they were giving you an OJ poster and it
was folded up. It was folded up four four times or two times folded
in half. And I had it hanging on my wall for twenty years.
I had OJ up on the wall, and then long before the double murder,
I took it down. But I had it because I'm a pack rat.
And when he becomes obsessed with OJ, I'm like, you know what,
you should have this. I go, this is really my childhood poster
that was on my wall for easily twenty years. Kid tacks it right up
right behind him on his podcast. Yeah you see a poster? Do you
get asked about that? Yeah? It's really funny when I'll do other people's
podcasts or like I do a Giant's podcast, and like every time we have
like we had the Giants beat writer from the New York Times on the podcast
and he was like, is that an OJ Simpson poster picture behind you?
And I was like yeah. He's like why is like? Because Oj was
really good a football, why are you celebrating him over there? He was
really good at running. One of the best running backsball time. Okay,
OJ's dead. Next he is now time for I Know this show on ninety
four five The Buzz. How do you transition from OJ's Dead to know the
show? You just have to do it. Rod is twitterj Good morning Rod
Ryan Show. Hello, Yeah, now I'm talking to you. What's your
name? Hello? Omar, Omar, Omar, Omar, this is Testa.
She's got a question to ask you. Go ahead, hey, Omar,
what is physically different about Rod today? Because of the golf tournament yesterday?
Rod has a sunburned dome. Yeah, we'll get a little red,
Omar. I hope you're not in a rush. This bit's long. Everybody
carry let them almost done to repel everybody got it quickly. There's going to
be a tragedy. Vee. That's my head. It's it is. It
is lobster red. What are you giving Omar? Hey, Omar, I'm
gonna give you the tickets to Glass Animals at their tour Versus show before they
even go on sale. The tickets gone till after the show. You got
them right now, congracts awesome, Thank you, Somar, Thank you Omar.
This show has been a silly bitch today. Yeah, it really has
been, I mean pet and then yeah, the cherry on top of oj
Really, Brian beat Fresh Michael on his second day. He's gonna go for
win number three tomorrow. Thank you to Wildcat. Thank you to all the
golfers yesterday. Eli's video is so great. Texas Texas Adaptive Aquatics, Ben
Fitted and Roger and his team and Willie's Frank Spagetti house. Everyone right,
Yeah, shout out to Seals. Yes, really, yes, dude,
read it. Seals is in the recap, Seals the day. Let them
have their day, Okay. Shout out to Seals, birds and otters or
others others. Okay, but otters too. In Otter News. Everybody that
submitted words today for reading my lips, it says Tessa. One throwback Thursday
votes, Thank you very much. Sticks to Graham number one link. Today
we're adding to our new shot names. So we're thinking about Ditch Day and
I really do got to get with somebody, Not today, I do want
to get with somebody soon on that. Let's get a date. Let's get
a location. All right, We're overtime Fanny Friday tomorrow, Open phones tomorrow,
Free Beer Friday tomorrow. Jeremy's got the non stop nooner. Okay,
rest, recover, nap like Chili today, that's Tessa's words. Yeah,
I'm thinking about a nap today, man, that would be pretty rocking.
Teresa has in the five o'clock gour Say Santa Karaoke Okay on your iHeart app.
She's got the I think now second row tickets. She's counting down in
the first five rows. We have those tomorrow. We have so much more.
Jeremy's up next. That's it. We're on a twenty hour break.
Guys, amf Well, wasn't that fun? If you missed any of the
show today, all the good stuff will be podcast. Check it out on
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