Hey, they're a and Devian's Junior Adventures and friends. Welcome to this as
always very special episode of the Dicey Bastards. We have not hit game one
yet, not officially, but these little, these little beginning zero games are
we get to know our characters and have a little bit of fun, which
brings us to where we're at today, zero point seventy five. We're building
episode one, but we're not there yet. My name is MK Gibson,
your Dungeon Master, author of such books as the Shadow Master Series, Techno
Master Series, and several others. With me today are my good friends Steve
Weatherall and Robert Bevan. Gentlemen, which please introduce yourselves. Okay, hello
friends, my name. I'll try that again. I want some energy out
of you. Come on, man, hello friends. That's that's weak.
What have you not heard this podcast? I know he was like hello friends.
Normally you go into a voice and then you're like, hey, it's
up guys. You know I want some energy energy, come on jazz hands.
Hello friends. Better, Yeah, I didn't stop you. Thanks a
bunch of warmer Yeah all right, hello friends. Robert Bevin here, author
of the Caverge and Creatures series of comedy fantasy novels and short stories. Here
on the Dice Passaards, I play the role of Jecer the Sorcerer, the
Sorcerer with the Moorcerer. I also write a lot of the books in the
Shingle series that nobody buys. Go buy them. Hi, there, I'm
Steve Weverell, and I too write books in the Shingle series and nobody buys,
and you should go buy them. And I'll be playing Stan Dandyliver.
Professional folk here, all former professional folk here. We'll see how that goes.
I think we will indeed see how that goes. All right, let's
get into this narrator voice. As I wrote on my script, Greetings Aul,
when last week gathered we met Stan Dandy Liver, the washed up swashbuckling
folk hero. He has made it his mission. Maybe I'm a swashed up
washbuckler. Did that ever occur to you? Uh? No, actually it
has not. This silver Fox, who's more silver than fox, has made
it his mission to find his friend Joser the Sorcerer in order to complete his
mission to go to the far South and steal the tooth of Tea Matt.
But first he needs to get Jorcer, and as luck would have it,
or perhaps D and D plot contrivance, Jorser the sorcerers already in the same
land of Tottenshower in the town of Galahad, albeit living in the affluent Mage
district of the town. Thanks to his connections with the hookers, stand learned
of this gated community known as Wanderlust. But not always well with our friend
Jorseph with the sorcerer trapped literally what she just now get Wanderlust. Throughout time
and space, they will always be connected by one common fred Hooks. Never
never underestimate the hooker network. Trapped literally in a loveless marriage by missus,
the sorcerer Jorcer is victim to her wiles as this now powerful warlocks siphons her
husband's will and cuckles him as well, all the while restraining him by a
magical device attached to his am his wonder. Yes, it's not so bad
being cuckold if you get your will siphoned. At the same time, and
as fate would happen on the day as on the day of the the Mage
block party barbecue hosted at the house of the Sorcerer's fate smiled upon these adventures
as those old pal stan Is there to break him out with George were running
interference, distracting his wife and if several of the guests. Stan managed to
infiltrate the barbecue with a few fancy roles and bypassing a demon. Seeing an
opportunity, Georsa revealed his wonder to the community and underworld made father father's father
Brandon well stand nearly fresh flash fried a bunch of children. Realizing the guy
you'd call it cuckolding, I'm just saying, I call it somebody else burying
my cross. Well, you know what, that's I guess that's fair,
come to think of it. You know, you weren't really that happy,
so you're just not allowed to leave. I think that's the worst part.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, all right. Realizing that Georser smuggled a message
to stand hidden inside of a deviled egg, Stan tackled that child through a
wall of fire, pretended that he was choking, savagely beat him in the
chest for zero damage, and just what he thought he was about to get
away with that, he did to do one last deception check to stop Vincenzo,
the fixer of the family, and Stan rolled a natural one, and
that's where we left off. You are underplaying the fact that I rolled perfectly
right up until that point. No damage getting this. This is episode zero
point seventy five. They know what's going on. This is the third episode
of the Dicey Bastards, so they know what's going on. I think it
bears repeating, all right, for the sake of the third episode and lead
up to the first episode. Yes, exactly. Let's not confuse us.
And I'm fairly certain we're going to get a Moog episode and a Qualitia episode
prior as well, so many episodes until we get to the real episode,
all right, mister control of the Screen guy. Sorry folks on podcasts.
We also run this for YouTube services. Now, yeah, you can have
your theater of the mind if you want. Well, you can get with
the fucking times. Go to YouTube. I don't care if you're driving a
truck. It's not my problem. We throw a lot of fun in there.
So yes, when we last we left off status now literally, actually
you know what he's I'll move them off to the you dove off. This
child is pinned underneath you. Little Frankie Finn is underneath you. Stan is
on top of this child. Uh, he has driven his fist Captain Kirks
down to his chest, causing this kid to cough up a little tiny stone
cube, which stand snatched out of the air before this little girl carl they
could take it. Uncle Vincenzo managed to see through your deception. But there's
still kind of a wall of fire in front of him. Stan, you're
on top of a child. What did I do with a very piste off
assassin looking right at you? Yeah, okay, Well I'm gonna get off
the child because you've made that wed for everyone. Now, No, you
made it weird when you tackled it from choking. I just wanted him to
have an unpleasant egg. I didn't realize Josser had put something untoward it.
Now, No, you snatched the stone out of the air. It's also
weird to say you're gonna get a child off. That's that's not what I
said. I will check the edit to see it. That's what I said.
That's not what I meant. I just assumed he'd been like storing the
deviled egg under like one of his man boobs or something. I didn't realize
it had something in it. Well, if you recall for the last episode,
the kid coughed up a little stone out of the out of his mouth
that was hidden inside of the egg, and you snatched it out of the
air. Well, then I am a hero, all right? Well right,
what kind of stone? Does it look valuable? How much of a
hero am I here? If it's a cheapstone, I'm a hero of Okay.
With everybody's peering down on you in all eyes of this thing, either
distracted by George Forth flashing his wangle at the maige father, or you tackling
a child. There's verious sets of eyes on you at different time. So
do me your favor and give me a perception check. This will see how
quickly you glance at the stone and see what's going on. I'll just use
that distraction to get one of those little jeweler eye pieces out of my pocket.
Perception is oh ten, Well it's a ten. I mean it's it's
average. You're holding what's something about the size half about quarter size of a
of a D six die. In fact, it is a D six dies
about a quarter of the size with little pictograms uh drawn on them, hm
hm at the obscene Uh frankly yes, so uh we's bath. I think
it is the right thing today, only depending on your interpretation. We'll come
back to that in a second. Uh. With everybody bearing down on your
geencery, you have Father Brandon's attention at the moment he is Uh, he
was talking to you earlier about being thankful that inviting to his home. And
would you ask you to stop flashing your penis in front of his son who's
also playing a horseshoes at the moment? Uh, I mean, has he
witnessed my affliction that's flashing at his son? I guess you cock out in
front of kids is an affliction problem. Father Brendan sees your affliction there,
mister the sorcerer, and again, thank you for bringing me to your home.
And it's quite lovely now I understand which a problem is. Uh.
In fact, your wife she came to me and asked a favor and I
and I granted this favor to her. I I'm the one responsible for the
uh, the mark food gem being attached to your your wonder there. I
would gladly tell you about it, if you'd be so kind of to close
your robe and put it away, because again, their children not more than
twenty feet away from you and behind you, and my own son sALS and
the other in the whole shoes. While he's a teenager, he doesn't need
to see that right now. Very well, okay, so like, yeah,
what I did was effective. I communicated, all right, I shall,
I shall cover my wonder, close my robe. Okay, you close
your robe. He's like, uh, yes, that is the mark,
the gem of Mark Fou. It's a it's a very practical gem. It
allows the behold the owner, which happens to be your wife, missus the
sorcerer, to bond with blood magic. So she basically can keep you inside
the walls. For lack of better words, it happens to be, forgive
my bluntness, a cock bomb. So should you go beyond the walls of
the beyond the border of your home, it will explode. Oh boy,
wait the cockodder stone. Uh yes to all of the above. It's a
localized bomb. She knows how much you love it, you know, so
you're going it's going to stay there until she decides to deactivate it. Now,
I might be able to do something about it, but I can't go
back on one contract for the other. So if you were to offer me
something worthy in exchange, I might be able to be able to cast a
spell not to I cannot get rid of it because that is in your wife's
hands. But I can't delay the power of the bomb. But I'm going
to need a favor from you for one hundred years or however long I might
live for no, several months, it's going to take some abilities to uh,
we can work that out in negotiations. But currently looks like your friend
over there, the guy who's pretending to be a meat man, who just
assaulted one of my many nieces and nephew's, he looks like he's in trouble
with Uncle Vincenzo and Uncle Vincenzo. He doesn't get into arguments, he as
solves them, particularly with knives and many vital organs. So you might want
to go do something about that before things get bloody. All right. That's
that's the thing I can do. But what is it you want from me?
I'm going to approximately I'm gonna make you and stand an offer. Hopefully
accept my offer, But you're gonna want to go diffuse that situation before it
gets any worse, all right, Well that's what I do, Yes,
George of the sorcerer shall go uses a communication skills to diffuse the situation.
All right, So before we get to that, stan Uh once again,
no longer on a child slightly all standing over a child with a dye in
your hand and everybody staring at you. But before we get to that,
I you are you got a chance to look at this die. So we're
gonna play a little game called what the fuck was joser? Was Jocepher thinking?
You ready? No, Stanio, this is your conscience community, you
are assume back just a little bit. Okay, So for the sake of
the YouTube audience, drawing arts that like this is considered art and not pornography.
I repeat, I looked it up ahead of time. It is completely
legal, completely legal. It is not for sexual gratification. Is for the
purposes of art. So Staniel, in this moment of time, I have
frozen it. So nothing else is going on around you. Your friend Joyceper
is here just because you're thinking about him on the die. It's difficult not
to. Yeah, okay, So on this dice are six different images and
none of which I should reiterate, belong in a child's mouth. No,
no, not a one of them. And you you know, you know
these cryptograms very well. You clearly understand Jocerah's handiwork. Uh these are in
random order because they were not numbered. I double checked ahead of time.
So uh. Six images are supposed to be trying to convey you a message,
at least that's what I connor your conscience seems to think. I mean,
once again, these are These are very crude drawings, but also incredibly
for the sake of me, you know, you're conscious, you know,
describe them incase someone else happened and might be listening. People at Hurricane Theater
of the Mind. This is like the weirdest game show I've ever been on,
all right. Image number one links to b a pair of extended handcuffs,
probably not for law enforcement, maybe not even for hands. Image number
two appears to be the shapely bottom of a female, but it could could
very well be chaucers. We don't know. Image number three quite an impressive
cock, that is, it is, yes, very vibrant, very engaged,
youthful, not a blemish, strange on a youthful not too young.
That one's weird makes me somewhat nostalgic. Image number three an angry woman with
a lopsided pair of boobs. Image number five balls m h. Image number
six. That's my friend, yourser indeed, that is I knew he'd be
in here somewhere, so you've got the surface level. It's got a very
suggestive look on his face, but he always it's both the dungeon masser and
your conscience. Be so kind of to roll me insight or you know what
in this moment, insight or survival, whichever one you think is more important.
Oh okay, all right, I want to understand this, but I
also want to survive. Okay, how about this will be both the survival
determine how much time you have to deduce this insight will give you, will
allow outside audience to maybe help you guide you on that way depending on what
you do. So eighteen fair amount of time. You've got a very good
amount of time. So this is definite moment, can last in definitely matrix
murd Yeah. I panic, yes, realizing I have this highly pornographic dice
in my hand that was just in a child's mouth. That insight, come
on, brain power, Well we can get fruit it uh seventy you know
that's not bad. That's not bad. Really, Gibbie. Well there you
know this is so it's like I trust me. I wanted you to burn
those children. I wanted you to screw some things up, and unfortunately the
dice are not going in my what I want as a DM, so they're
going in your favor, which is never fun for the for the game master.
So mister this I will allow you based on that role, uh four
out for you would get four asked the audiences when it comes to Georser or
the Sorcerer. So since it's like you mind meld with it, so bevin
play along with a stand Where do you want to start? I think he's
asking you what is it possible that Stan is just having some kind of panic
episode. That kind of makes sense, it's possible. H So do you
want to you would you like to ask the audience where to start? Or
do you like to pick an image and see which one feels like that's the
right place to start? Okay, well, you know the cock bulls and
joser winking seem very kind of straightforward, and sometimes the cigars A cigar,
I don't know if to here is a deeper meaning than a cock and harry
balls and joust for a winking. I think that's just kind of maybe he's
just woken up. I mean, if I I mean, if I was
taking a guess at this and I please chain up my wife by the butt
so I can enjoy myself, wink. I don't. I mean, I
don't think they're in the order, and I think it's gone the other way
around. I think he's that is Joecera probably saying something like behold my wonder
until something to that effect. I believe I have heard him say that.
It's almost like it there's a catchphrase almost yeah. But the woman is angry,
I mean from behind, she's not looking too bad from the front,
not impressed at all. Well, it's the fact that she has like seven
hairs in her head, so yeah, or she could be a medusa.
I don't know, She's just she's just a bog standard. I believe if
you look in the pits or you will there are more hairs on the balls
in this woman's head, so you will find it under butterface. Okay,
Okay, So I don't think. I don't think the chains are for their
wife. I think the chains are for the balls. At a certain point
where Gilly the lily so would you like to ask the audience one of your
four to see where to start? Yes, okay, I want to say,
is she is this woman wielding the chains as an oppressive weapon or a
submissive trait? For is one of four clues? Your so er be so
kind as to inform stand where's a good place to start? I mean,
which which image to start with? Okay, image of the motivation behind it?
So bevitt Is this a puzzle that you devised or is just just what
you draw on your desk? Anyway, it be both. I got okay,
here's a little inside baseball for the fans at home. I got this
these six images from Bevin randomly at three twenty in the morning, and I
thought I had arrived as a DM because I was warned ahead of time.
If Bev gets bored while he's playing a game, he'll send you porno picks.
And he says, no, this is the thing I thought about,
and I was thinking about when I was in the shower. I'm like,
why are you thinking about me in the shower? He's like, shut up
and just take these images. I'm like, okay. Then he explained to
me the meaning, Like ah, no, wait, back up, a
second. I was drinking three in the morning and I had this idea.
So I drew the images and I sent them to you and purposely did not
explain it because I wanted you. I wanted to get your reaction in the
morning. First. I think it was like I did not expect to see
because I intend to get around five thirty. So it's six o'clock and I
logged in. I'm like, oh, well, good morning world. So
anyway, so Steve, you're going to the same trauma I went through just
the other day. I'm glad, thank you for giving me the authentic trump.
Imagine you're in some kind of silent hill game, wandering around like Bevan's
neighborhood instead of a pyramid head it is yeah, yeah, did you find
this puzzle? I mean, would solve it? You just kill yourself.
So Bevan, where should he start in your puzzle? He was asking his
asking an audience for his first clue with the chains. The chains. I
think the chains are important and again, maybe is this a plan of action?
All right? Note you notice the condition of the chains. They are
open. Mm hmm. Indeed, I think you're onto something that Daniel,
thanks to all those years spent with your friend the sorcerer. You are thinking
his as if he's here with us, the jous whisper give me fair right
next to him. Yeah, it is true. In fact, Georcer,
you see Stan what seems to be like every steering up, he's kind of
just talking to himself. Like Stan's maybe slipping in a dementia. He sends
ten, tends to talk to things that aren't there open chains. Okay,
so that's important. Angry nude wife ass coc bulls happy joecer. I mean,
is this a plan of action? Can I point out a mistake?
Okay? Well, have I made a mistake? I'm asking, I'm asking
the DM m hm, oh, all right, go ahead. But I'm
still hearing you. I don't know why you thought that was Harry Balls.
That's very vulgar. That's not what that's a picture of. Oh I know
the answer. That's not a picture of bulls. No, no, of
course not. This is a family show, mister, Please explain to him
what that is short image of all right? That you know? Well,
as everybody is aware. Now, I have like magic rocks on my wonder.
So that's the bag that came in. There's rocks in there, and
then I had to demonstrate somehow that it was magical, so that you know
that's magic. So the bag with the magic lines radio out, that's not
what I assumed it was at all. No, the problem was with you.
The problem is made. This is very Freudian. Mm hmm. I've
seen balls where it's clearly just a pouch with waves of magical lines coming out
of it, all right, So that that rearranges its that entire or shock
test just rearranges itself. Instand said, it's it's clearly a magical bag,
not balls as I first assumed. I think it was the cock that threw
me off. Is that a cock? Maybe it's a I don't know,
it's a wonder Yes again family show. We also wonder here my god also
magic radiating from it? Yes, well that's more understandable, all right,
So open chains, magic bag of rocks? Am I correct? With everything
else? That is an ass an angry well with boobs, not ass use
it. Use a nicer word, stand mister deliver. But but there you
go. Okay, what is there? Is this a hidden message of some
kind? Open chain? But wonder wife, rock bag. You're also assuming
these are in order. You know, the open you know, the open
chain is the first one. Mmm. I'm going to have to ask the
audience again. This is baffling and unpleasant. This is not a fun process.
Number two, mister the sorcerer, Number two comes from the butt,
comes from the butt? Well, I mean because number two yes, no,
like we all got it, okay, but all right, number two
is the butt? Yeah? Okay, all right, so chains, open
chains, but assume this butt is a play on words. There, mm
hmm. But I still don't know where to go from that. Consult in
a voice? Number three? Am I the InterVoice? Now? Well,
technically everything's in a voice at a minute. Losing my fucking mind. Open
chains? But number three? What is the third on this on this cube?
The angry open chains? But angry woman? What's the angriest woman you
know around this? No, that's that's his wife. That's a yeah,
you know. Georgia admits his shortcomings as an artist. I had to draw
boobs because you know it was How would I know it was a woman?
A woman? Yes? Right? Uh? And not we ne a magic
bag with an angry face on it. Open chains, but angry wife.
Magic bag makes gaucerers wonder happy Maybe I mean there's a happy growcer there,
not farther than I thought you would. Okay, I'm gonna have to burn
my last clue. I don't know who devised these rules in my head,
but I tend to take full advantage of that, all right. The next
one is indeed the bag. Okay, Well you can't give me what I've
already got. Well, it's just the order, So open but wife,
magic bag. Okay, open chain but angry wife, magic bag of rocks,
magic bag of rocks. Gorcerer with his cock out. The angry wife
has a magic bag of rocks. It seems to be synonymous somehow, somehow
I get the feelings related to Gocetra's crutch. I don't know what it is
about the picture of the magic bag that makes me think that. Or maybe
it's just his juxta preposition to the picture of the wonder, which might be
a finger with a burger on it. Now, I don't know. Probably
not. Well, those are all the clues you're going to get, and
your time is running out before you go back into the real world. Stand,
do you have an idea of what this message was trying to convey.
Ah. I think that it means the geesterer can leave, but his wife
has got control of his cock somehow. I think we've reached a breakthrough,
Staniel. That's very good. I uh, we will find out as as
we continue. All right, do the little WHIBBLI wildly time effect back into
the back. Yes, everything speeds back up. You have an assassin staring
down on you, four children staring at you, one staring up at you.
A barbecue that is all kind of half steering in your direction. Uh,
missus. The sorcerer's talking to mister three wands over here. She's actually
kind of distracted, because you know she she's like that a couple of demons
peering over the fence line. I'm glad I dedicated all my concentration and brain
power on that. Hey, you get off of the kid. What's your
freaking problem? Why would you freaking do that? Why would you jump over
a freaking fire and jump a punch at child? I want to punch you
in the head. And so Uncle Vincenzo's walking up a little bit closer.
Is the edge of the deck now looking down at you, knives in both
hands and jorcer you are walking up on stand all right. I need to
diffuse the situation, and I will do it the best way I know how.
I will try and jump between them, okay, and open my robes
again, not facing the children. Okay, I'm just creating a diversion,
a distraction. You wonder out. Everyone knows it's time to calm down.
Okay, so's that what everybody does forget about whatever else is going on in
your life? Behold the wonder? All right? Uh? Interesting, okay,
let's see. Let's see here. How was I so give me a
persuasion role with advantage because of the wonder. Uh, you're trying to pursuit
of something. I don't know what, but you're definitely trying to persuade.
Somebody said, George were give me a persuasion roll with advantage? All right,
sixteen that's pretty good. That an advantage. Ah no, that's twice.
We'll take the best one, right right right, Let's see one more
time you want? All right, let's se you Uncle Vincenzo reacts to that
persuas sounds because it's not mine control. Oh yeah, you win. Oh
Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa. Oh there's children right behind you.
My man, I'd say, hey, you know, and there's fire over
here, and like a couple of ladies are looking around, like a couple
of them are trying not to pay attention. A couple of them are you
know you know, uh stand I assume you're like kind of got your back
to the children, so you're kind of blocking the view. Yeah. I
think that's the least I can do. Give me, all right, I
said, give me a favorite, give me it's really hard to miss.
Give me a give me a perception roll to see how much about the wonder
you understand? It's really hot to miss unless I'm deliberately looking away a freaking
twenty Uh yeah you are you are? You are, as they say,
meat gazing a couple of years. Yeah, so, uh, it's not
hard to miss the fact that there is what's kind of like a magical uh
uh uh well cock ring uh at the base going around the basin, balls
of the whole stemming root all the way around after sorcerer, and it's uh
it's a glittering with uh magical gems and uh arcane energy. Don't make sense
now, it's weird, little dice. I never thought I'd say it,
but it makes perfect sense one second, because that is just too funny to
me. I could to like, all right, uh, give me another
perception check. You have to beat a DC nineteen. Oh that's a tough
one. Okay, perception here we go. Ooh natural twenty congratulations. Uh,
you're very well aware of that little Frankie kid that you punched to the
ground, like he just lifted it back out of your hand. But he
got he rolled in nineteen, but you got a natural twenty, so you're
very well aware that he just lifted it back off of you. And he's
looking at it not for you. What is this? Oh my god,
look at this thing. It's like butts and weeders and nuts and stuff.
Look at this And he starts showing to the kids. Look what look what
this man gave me? Kind of a weird does this? Oh you little
shit? But what's going on down there? Like now, lu the druid
comes down here, he's like, hey, oh, what's going on?
Oh my god? Like are you giving these out the kids? What kind
of like meat artists? Meat man? Are you You're supposed to be doing
the burgers of the dogs and the meats of the fires, and like you're
passing out like porno. What's your freaking problem? Man? I don't know
what you expected when he hired a meat pogition. But no, children are
not supposed to be part of my act, which is why I was trying
to retrieve my porn araving greasy dye. So this is yours, that's what
you're saying. Yes, it's mine. It's a grown up toy for growing
up youths. The child shouldn't have it. That's why I tried to take
that off him. And this episode is getting places I didn't expect you to
go. How did it get in his mouth? Uh? Well, he
took it from me. These this a sticky fingered little boy. He's curious,
I understand, but you know it's not appropriate for children. I'm afraid
you'll have to give it back. Little At this point, Uncle Vincenzo's like,
who did who did? Get a very high perception rule. He was
like, it is true. I did see the kid he got it.
If it's his, though, it means he probably stole from I just watched
try to steal it again. Hey, Frank, have you been stealing from
this man? Only the one time I swear like a Hey, don't don't
you don't lie to me? Did you steal it in this guy? No?
I just waar, so this starts to evolve into it, he said.
She said, family argument as they all kind of do. Uh,
I will step back from it by all means, I would step slightly to
the right, like if you like, because you get the freak out of
it. Because it is turning into a big family squabble. They're all like
Uncle Vincenzo's down here. Children. Oh yeah, this is a pent up
hatred that families have for each other. This is all going according to plan.
Uh, mister, so please uh if we're can have the moment of
your time please? Yeah? Alright, then father he's wonder less stabby.
Yeah all right, you two will kind of wander over to father Brandon,
who's playing. He hasn't really stopped playing major Horseshoes yet. Every once in
a while you see, uh a major magical maid change appear. Pick a
horseshoep out of the fire, toss it down the other side. Look at
that. I gotta ring a Uh would you too, kid? To play
while we uh just lightly discussed business before we discuss real business. Yeah sure,
am I I'm allowed to use my actual hand or is that cheating by
all means? By all means? Uh? You know, uh, you
pick one side and the source so it picks the other side. We play
up, play partners. Yes, I have made hand. Okay, stand
you want to you want North South? You wanna be on father Brandon's team,
or you wanna be on his son sALS. I'll go for his his
son's team. I'm having a great fucking into luck with kids right now.
You stand up, yeah, you stand opposite him. George will go down
here, all right. Uh. Father Brandon picks up with his mage hand.
He tosses his Let's see, this will be either athletics or acrobatics plus
three. So he gets a twelve. He gets close, but it's it
hits the dirt. All right, it's no tough luck out yet. Well,
then fine, you'd do it, smart guy. Okay, Uh,
I guess I'll roll in acrobatics. Well, the first thing I want you
to do is an eighteen fantastic and you also take because these are leg Okay,
because like it's if they're laying in fire, these horseshoes are. I
did so if you pick it up, that's four points of fire damage.
It's a good role. So I was planning to like fish out with the
dagga and sort of flip it. Okay, Uh, then I'm gonna sat
with disadvantage. Okay, well roll another one. Yeah this guys, well
that's a natural to natural twenty. Well, disadvantage will take the eighteen.
It's still pretty good. You. Uh, you definitely are leaning against that's
a leaner, so you're definitely leaning up against us. That's a couple of
points for you. That's off of me. Yeah, Beginner's luck. Shut
up. Uh, his son South excuse me. So he's playing with sorcerer.
So Sal's gonna throw one. He's because he's on your team. Let's
see how he does. He's on nineteen for him. That's points or even
grocery. You're up, I too, shall be using my mage hand by
all means, and uh that is you said, uh, you're using it.
If you're using a mache hand, use your whatever your spell casting modifier
happens to be. So I think for sorcerers it's a charisma charisma. Yeah,
so just talking to charisma button because it's the same amount of pluses.
So nineteen. Oh wow, chink a bunch of freaks. This is my
backyard. I've had little to do besides swimming play horseshoes. So, mister
the Sorcerer, mister Danny Liver, I know who you are, both of
you. It's my business to know things in the the land of Galahad.
I happen to know everything about the land of Galahad, mister Henry, Henry
Galahad. And if you don't mind me saying, oh, I don't mind,
it's all very insightful. Yeah, well, I wouldn't be very too
proud of you, because I look at the man that stands before me now
versus the man I knew about what happened. Oh you know how it is.
Uh, you go down on your lock, you get back up on
your lock. I just happened to be on something of a downswing at the
moment. Mister the Sorcerer, what's your excuse? How'd you end up trapping
your own home? Oh? Well, decisions. She was the idy woman
left alive. My first wife was very much the same way. Uh,
now he's gonna play it, and he's gonna toss another horseshoe. I was
just kind of like, you know, just this is just kind of bullshit
for them, so not good even with this spell, and he's missed it
again of the god damn it. Just shut up. Uh, it's your
turn if you want to do the knifey thing again by all means, but
it'll be with disadvantage unless you'd be a real man and grab the horseshoe by
the fiery pain. Uh yeah, I will do that. Okay, so
normal role, you're gonna twenty one. Well, that's a ringer and you
take four points of fire damage directly to your hand. There you go,
now to your favorite give me a constitution. Justeck to see how mainly this
looks because you did it, you did it all hurt and it burts on
shit. I want to see how how did you do? You like do
it with style or you like aUI awi awi dance like a little child.
I want to see. He will say it's pretty average. Is like it's
oh, miss brand Destiny is a lot like a game of horseshoes, and
sometimes you play well and sometimes shit ow oh okay, ow all right,
sorry, all right, I feel better. Thank you. That makes that
makes me feel better about myself, not that you've got a ringer and got
more points than me, but you know, i'd like to see that you're
in pain. That makes motherfucker yea. Uh, his son will give a
toss fourteen plus another four eighteen, so yeah, he's he's definitely a leaner,
so he's he's good. And George are give me one more toss Jesus
all right? Yeah, so right now it's still the team of a dandy
liver and sal like you're you're you are pulling the weight for father Brandon,
who's like really screwing up. So uh, you know, right, so
all right, one more toss of the rings here and then we're going to
go inside and talk real business. And it's a business that you're not gonna
like because we're gonna have to bring your wife involved. So uhlet's finish our
game like, let's finish our game like, gentlemen, because I have a
proposal for you. You see, I know a mo you will we'll get
to that. We'll get to that. See, mister Dan delivery, I
know a man came to see you. And thanks to the Hooker Network,
I hear things. It's a great dead work. It is. It's better.
It's like the hook on net is the fastest way to get information around.
It's the fastest way to get clemytia, trust me. So I know
this man, this jovonn Man heidel Reich, he came to see you about
an offer, and I know you came here to recruit uh mister the source
for to get my out of this house, to take him up on that
off. That's true. It was a generous offer too. I can help
him get out of this house. But I want to cut I want to
be cut in. Well, you know what, every mission needs a backer,
and I couldn't ask for a better one. Fantastic fan. That's see,
That's that's why I respect you man. You're a you're you're an old
legend, and I respect that Lee even through this fucking horseshoe eleven plus,
son of a bitch, It's like it's a one point nothing more. Damn
it, damn it, damn it, damn it. Well, all right,
you lost the horseshoes, friend, but you may yet win the points.
Not over yet, not over yet. You might screw up. No,
no, this ain't gave me over yet. So throw me another one's
stand either man painted or dagger at your call, uh will man paint it
again. Okay, the seven you may have lost a huf time. Motherfucker
hits the middle of the dirt. It's hot, it burns. You take
it edition the last time. I didn't realize it's now got a big hull
back exactly. It's another additional two points of fire damage to your hand.
Uh. You know it's definitely gonna be a strange session tonight when you're a
lonely cousin. Sal's gonna make excuse me, the son Sal's gonna take a
toss twelve us for sixteen. Okay, you guys, Okay, if Georcier
can nail a good one, we're gonna call this tide so jorcer right,
oh not so seven? Well, by just stand Andy Liver and son Sal
managed to pull this out by a small amount of Oh fine, I hate
this game anyway. People suck. All right, all right, it's time
to go talk to the real business, because, uh, you're not gonna
like this, all right. He beckons his fingers, doesn't even look back,
and Missus the Sorcerer stops her discussion with the handsome Mario three onsh Father
Brandon, how oh it's you, Jersey, don't talk to me. All
right, yes, father Brandon, how may I help you? It's time
to talk? Shall we go inside then? And uh, father Brandon leads
you all back inside of Georgier's home where you guys are gonna have a little
chat missorcer a pleasure. I thought I recognized you. Oh yes, I
was instrumental in saving you from your set and destruction at the hands of fully
erect ogres. And I'm going to actually put you guys over in Jorcerer's office
where you guys be gay. You are in uh Jorrocer's uh boudoir. Well,
no, this is is den. This is his living space. Like
like the rows of books are very pristine and nice, but you look at
the titles and again it's like, you know, Goes of hook A Rally
and The Fuck You Buy and a few other choice titles. You know he
had he had a while his ways away. Uh Gorcer's been right, an
exceptional collection something about a monkey peanut. It's it's disgusting as what it is.
I like that book made me laugh. None of people buy it.
Okay, here's the deal. I am going to allow Joyce to leave this
property. It's just like missing the sourcers like, oh, utter mind,
you shut your mouth, and here's what's gonna happen. Mister dani deliver.
How much money did it cut you in on? How much was this offer
for? Well, I want to insult your intelligence by lying it was fafty
thousand gold? All right, he's you roll a deception versus his insight.
Oh why did I do that? Jesus? So here he got a ten,
So everything's coming up stand twenty six. Yeah, that's a hefty summer.
I heard of a sum amount, but I didn't get a full detail.
That's a fair amount of moneyers nothing, that's a fair amount of money,
missus the sorcerer, noose, how badly is it that you want to
leave this property? Wow? Very broadly? Think about it, Joelser,
the oldest suburban mundanas eye. Time for a lads holiday, lads, lads
for freedom. Missus the sorcerers, She says, no, my patron has
been helping me siphon off the last of his magical energy. He's almost back
to nothing, and I'm getting more power. The laundry stays in this house,
and I am going to keep that power for as long as I like.
And you can't make me change it. It is blood magic that binds
the gem, the gem of mark Fu, and that's how it will stay.
And if I die, sir, Oh, no, Jersey, don't
think I didn't think that. If I die, boom, there goes your
wonder. We're not getting the force. What's mine is yours? Well,
what's yours as mine? What's mine as mine? What hers is is providing
that is a curse that will exploit his penis and his magic and his money.
I assume he's going to get a cut of this money. Well,
I was thinking a day, right, what do you reckon, Joe,
sir, Oh, I'm joking. Everybody arrives with me gets a clear cut
of the booty. I wish she hadn't said that, because I was thinking,
you know, as long as she's getting some of this, I'd kind
of rather not be paid. He can always work pro bona. Ooh,
perhaps I shall work through boone. Notice it was low hanging fruits, but
we knew there will be picked. Yeah, but do you need a magical
consultant? And it would be a service to the community, well, my
community, specifically the elderly. There you go, the service to the elderly
doesn't know how it feels. What's servicing the elderly. I'll give it a
try. I might surprise you. It's all sorts of pills and potions these
days, missed the Sorcerer. I see that you're not happy in your matrimony,
you know. Anyway, Missus the Sorcerer came to me and acquired this
gem. I of course I gave it. I gave it to her.
Well, she paid for it, and I think it was your money she
spent to get it. But that's not my business. Uh So the ultimately
the decision is hers whether or not she lets you leave. You know now,
regardless of how this turns out, if she does not allow you to
leave of your own free will, I can't alter the spell, but they
will prolonged the detonation by a couple of months. But you're going to need
some additional magical resources space to recharge my spell to keep your wang from blowing
up. Well, I don't know where you're going, but you're going to
be on the lookout for certain magical infusions to keep the keep the blast from
going off. Basically, have a time bombing of pants. Unless you can
convince this is the source unless you could convince it to let you free.
All right, well, open my robes and do a persuasion chair So okay,
so an elicant speech. But then, Joe Bob, yeah, well,
how do you how do you make an eloquent speech slash disrobing in such
a way to get her to remember the good old days? I really want
you to try to implore yourself onto your wife. You did have a brief
period of happiness, briefly in the brief period of a penis all right?
I opened my robes and nationals I'll say, we remember my free Willy,
My Willy longs to be free again? Oh poetry? Anything more of that?
Or are we just going with a straight role here for persuasion? Has
print pinched a bridge of his nose? If I made this is the man
we decided to recruit it, I blame mostly you. I blame mostly He's
very raw, isn't he know? Not an eloquent man. It's chafed down
there, and look at it. It's it's knobby. Oh well, helicopter.
Well you gotta give him that stand the die. You know, I
already transcribed all my feelings onto this little stone. Maybe if she sees I'm
feelings sure she'll understand. I will as eloquently as I possibly can present this
sordid, greasy dye to this woman. I will twell my hat, get
down in one knee and raise it up to her. Okay, Oh well,
all right, Georger, stand is passing over the die as if he's
proposing to you. Uh, I'll put performance on it. Why not?
Okay, there meant performance? Stank fourteen? Pretty good? Pretty good?
Bob average Tata and Georger? What do you do with this die? Oh?
I thought it was president. Yeah, I'll do the same thing,
but to her, and I'll say, well, you're just showing her pornographic
die. You might have to do a little explanation here. Well, that's
what I'm okay. I'm gonna put some some flourish on it, like,
uh no, I don't have moves. I'm gonna copy stands move and see
if that works. And I'll say, you know, behold my my soul
poured out for you here? Did he say his asshole? What he did?
All right? Missus? The sorcerer looks at the two of you down
on respective knees. She's like it has been a while Devil's three way.
Yeah, go for a performance roll that's fine charisma to one. You know,
while Stan's knees cracked and moan on her way down, you like like
a court gesture, like you made this look paddah. In fact, you
even smack Stan's hand, popped the die into the air, snatched it and
put it in front of her face and explained to her, this is your
soul poured out. Now she takes the die from you and starts looking it
over. What do you tell her as she looks this die over and looked
at these crude pictograms curious? I mean the reason I gave her the die
is because that says it all. Yeah, I think we've established for like
twenty minutes during this episode that it doesn't. So we had a whole game
show about it's not any fucking sense, man. So this is where you
got to No, I understand. What I'm saying is like it took a
couple of grown as adults don't understand what the fuck was going on, let
alone this this fantasy lady in this world. So, uh, you know,
she's a warlock. She cheat said magic, she didn't learn she stole
it like all good warlocks do. So she's like a capitalist magic. I'll
pour out my heart. I'll explain what the images on the Diami please do.
All right, it starts off with the the open manacles. That means
which I take it back to the other map so you can show the wife
with the what these are? Sure? Okay, that's pretty curious to see
how much of this core? Yeah, I for the sake of this narrative,
I kind of I kind of want to see what's happening. So let
me put her. Okay, Father Brandy came along because he's just curious at
this point. Blame him. I want to know what the fuck he's gonna
do myself. I'm interested in this. That's the other too, all right,
perfect, perfectly clear? All right. I have a picture of open
manacles. That means I yearned to be free? Right? Yes, are
you saying that my time with me was what trapped? Is that what you're
trying to say? Well, well, it says it all here. We
hate Listen, Bobby, Mary, we understand this. We set each other
for failure, not success. Keep going. There's a picture of a butt,
but I yearned to be free. But and then a picture of my
wife I yearned to be free. I didn't realize you saw me this way.
Well, look at that bosom. Although I believe it's in the end
of Salty Bash, you described as a very very ugly woman, so this
is actually for her. This is a step up. So uh Jersey.
Uh. But my wife has a magical sack of rocks, which is displayed
here with the with the magic sack. That's definitely a magical sack of rocks.
You're looking at there, nothing else. I thought it was balls myself
and I saw it. I'm not gonna lie. Hairy balls make hairy bulls.
I mean I shave them my shelf because I like the manscape. But
you know that's you know, or worms growing out of a necrotic set of
balls. Yeah, zombie bulls. Perhaps zomb balls. I like that.
Mm hmm. And we county on. You guys have issues, all right?
Oh yeah, we have a magical sack of rocks which she attached to
my wonder. That's a picture of my wonder. I could probably describe it
from memory the mountain times I've seen it. It's quite lifelike. Actually,
And you know this last picture means now I'm counting on you now that this
was originally meant for Stan but oh, like she starts holding the thing away.
This was meant for someone else and not me. Well, no,
it applies to you now. I'm counting on you to do the right thing.
It wasn't always bad between us. Was a jersey. No, we
mounted a horse together. Now is this is now? Is this you're honestly
or are you lying to her? Well? That was a thrill. No,
yeah, they do, you say, madam dad. If you love
something, he must set it free and it will surely retend. So if
you're being on that genuine because at that's fine given a persuasion role. If
it's a lie, give me a deception role. I didn't consider other women
existing. All right, persuasion and it was quite shut as sures that's not
one. All right with advantage because this you're doing, you're pouring her heart
out. So I'm trying to give you the benefit of the doubt here,
So persuasion with advantage because an H's not gonna do it. Okay, even
worse for seven, it's even worse. She's like, she's looking at you
and hang on here, let me see you can I do a bodic inspiration.
It's probably too late for that. Uh, it is too late for
that. I could do that, yeah, exactly. Well, know your
skills will be How long did Klaus not know you could do rogue things?
All right? Insight roll? Well, she rolled a seven. She so
she can't tell if you're telling the truth or not. She's like, I'm
so confused. Like, okay, I get it, Like I yes,
I might be stealing your magic and I might have held you captive with a
bomb around your wonder. I did like how things were at the beginning,
but you just got lazy. You just sat around the house and not adventuring
anymore. I thought you were going to go out and do things. You
just didn't leave. So I just made sure, Well, if he's gonna
stay, I might as well get something better out of it. And Jimy
Frank, you know, in the beginning, I thought, you know,
the first time we were together, you were quick because you know, you
hadn't been with other women. I realized, I don't think you've ever been
with other women. Wherever happens next, I'm spinning a buttic inspiration on that
bad boy. I'm gonna get my flute out of my pocket. Stop playing
some mood music through the song, like the saxophone riff from like you know,
the heat of the nine? Remember that one you're gonna say something georcier
the ten. I don't really remember that one. I never have you never
had been with the other woman? Gasp? Do you mean that? Grsey?
Absolutely? All right, Okay, you're give me this check and you
have inspiration now if you want to use it? All right, what does
the inspiration do for me? Uh at? I think you guys are only
like what third level? So you get to add a D four to your
role to maximize it. So give me the deception check all right? Do
I need to choose the inspiration or out beforehand? Oh no, I think
you're gonna use it regardless. So oh yeah, I guess there's no point
in that. All right, So will be deception checkne well, and plus
a D four on top of that. Oh she bought everything you just said.
Well, let me give her an insight. Let me give her a
chance to do a natural twenty to beat you. I got a one,
she does not, so and so yeah, so for you did a grand
total of twenty two versus her. She's also a charisma based so a nine.
So yeah, you win. She believes you still got it. It's
the wonder if if that's how you feel, then then I guess I can't
keep you trapped forever. But I'm also gonna get something out of this.
I'm not stupid, So what Father Brandon said is fine. Uh, Father
Brandon, you may go ahead and cast your spell that will allow him temporary
reprieve if he doesn't kick back certain amounts of money by we'll set up some
kind of contract. Then the bomb goes off. So so I would say,
okay, let's get off this disgusting image because I'm starting to get a
little turned down by myself here and no, this is gross to me.
So we're gonna hop back over to the map where we were at in uh
back of the study. All right, all right, then here's how this
contract's gonna go. I will provide mister the Sorcerer with a magical coin purse.
Anything you put in there gets magically teleported back to me. You will
be responsible for this coin purse, and it's only one way, So don't
think you're going to reach into and pull something back out. I'm going to
require you said thirty thousand thirty five thousand gold. It's fat thousand. I
definitely said that to you. Belave me. I'm going to require to facilitate
this. I am going to ask for twelve percent, but I'm gonna drop
it down to ten percent. I'll tell you why. There's a very good
chance one of my guys might be joining your crew. You won't know who
he is. Maybe you will, maybe you won't, but I'll have eyes
and ears on you the entire time you're gone, seems for every month and
so so I'm going to require a ten percent of your payment down and then
every month that you're gone, to keep the spell active, I'm going to
require an additional let's say two hundred and fifty gold. We will require about
seven maps. Any chance you could round that down a little bit, give
me a persuasion role. I mean, you are dealing with a guy who's
like not just a mage, but also like a crime boss. So you
know, all things are negotiable, but you better be good at it.
Twelve we did have a rather lovely game of horsehoe. What are you gonna
do for me? I mean, I'm facilitating this, I'm letting him go.
I'm making this happened, you know, and I understand that it's a
lot to ask. So what would you do for me while you're out there?
Well, what is it you're after? I mean, you can't all
be cash. You're a wealthy man. You lead a happy life. Oh
no, no, money is Money's money. You know what's more important the
money is, wasn't is information? So you provide me valuable information about this
this island nation of strack. The them, some power players, maybe some
weaknesses, maybe some people who can easily be swayed or turned to my services.
Then you know, we can negotiate this down to one hundred gold a
month. One hundred gold month is very fair when it comes to infiltrating crowd
and gathering information. I'm your dandy. It means you work for me.
Now you're part of my family. Do you understand me? Oh, no
problem, not the first time I've done free lance. Right. Then,
I'm going to need to extend your right arm. H shit, okay,
you extended right arm? Yeah? Yes, He taps his kate onto your
arm and uh, A magical sigil burns into the skin like a branded like
a brand. It's kind of a watching eye with a little kind of like
little sigil underneath it. That's my mock you too, mist of the Sorcerer.
I'm gonna need your arm. If you're part of this crew, you're
part of my family. Now show extend your your arm. You're wiener.
I'll follow the example. I guess okay, you're all right. Once again,
he taps his king, he taps his staff down, and a sizzling
brand appears on your arm, and make my wiener extend. Uh depends on
your painting threshold. So you give me a ship. Uh you know what
you're your call? I don't know. I don't know your kinks happened to
be so you can either do a constitutional role. You decide high or low
equals pleasure or not. All right, let's find out. I'm gonna go
down of what we start, then go low. It is so you are
pretty much full masts. Oh my, I forgot about that. Miss.
Yes, gentlemen, you really are a surprising chap jel sirh. So just
to let you know now now that you tore a part of my crew,
anybody that signs on your contract it will officially become part of my crews too.
But my family. If you're a family. They are now my family,
so they will work for me. This brand will appear on anybody that
works within your crew efficiently. And it also means that I can summon you
and locate you whenever necessary. So if there's ever a time where I don't
know someone, just like can't be there that day, and your crew they'll
be on a job from me. If someone disappears there with me, don't
worry else send them back eventually. Well, no worries. Family is important,
and it's nice to have a benefect. It's nice to have a mechanic
for people don't show up. Yeah, exactly, I just wanted to have
a built of thing. No George her thanks to the your Uh, she
didn't realize how much she learned a pain. Uh. It awoken something and
missus the sorcerers. So she takes you by the hand and starts guiding you
towards the door and across the hall. Do you allow her? Well,
I guess something, all right, she takes she takes you to the Uh
the bourgeois leaves the doors open, honestly, and she starts pulling out drawers
and there's all this like little cracks, little whips, little things, you
didn't really realize was in this room. And uh, I for the sake
of the children at home, we'll fade. We'll fade to black, but
just stand awkwardly across some brand by all means I might actually kind of watch
this. I'm very curious myself. Okay, I'm not adventure waits all right?
So, uh, we're gonna cut the black here. Yeah, and
to lead after a prolonged period of time. Uh, after what whatever you
deem an appropriate amount of time of change whips and everything else like in safe
words. You know you want to do this respectfully and safely. Uh,
the two of you journey back to stands bar the castrated ram now George.
So the moment you cross the barrier, you feel the timer is activated on
your h the the the bomb, the cock bomb, so it is in
a constant state of slow vibration. So deal with that as you see fit.
And uh, you also have a magical coin purse that you know you
were required to put any kind of notes, any information, any documents,
and of course one hundred gold a month to make sure the bomb does not
go off at any given time. So once a month, one hundred gold
and information sent back to uh father brand. OK, I'll make sure that
I've got the ten percent and the seven hundred carefully separated from the rest of
the pay. Oh, he took his tempers. He took us ten percent
before. So that's the problem is like, that's that's three grand, So
you only had a certain amount leftover? Did you have anything left? What
was the title? I got fifty thousand promise you got No, you got
a thousand gold from him. So we'll say this, since you clearly didn't
have the amount, he'll take five hundred of that up front as a uh
as a down payment, Okay, minus the s and you splash. You
flash a couple of hundreds to Trudy as well, So you're down right basically
like your last one hundred and fifty gold worth of flats, you gave Trudy
a bunch. Yeah, what she's uh, she's manning the bar. Uh.
The bars starting to look nicer. I'll say that much. It's it's
in a various states. She will warn you that there's been some intruders while
you were gone. Uh, but don't worry, she took care of it.
I can't always depend on you. Trudy's call me Trudy good They got
me truly good night for a reason to you. And who's your friend?
Oh, this is none of her than jawcer At the Sorcerer cost me a
pretty penny to break him out of his marriage, I guess. But you
can always depend on Jewstra the Sorcerer to be Jawcerer the Sorcerer's open my robe.
But now I'm a free agent. See I've seen better, I've seen
worse. All right, I'll go stop making the dinner plans. I assume
you're going to want to start recruitment. Absolutely. Put the word around.
Stand Andy Liver is looking for a crew of only the finest or cheapest record.
Rosie comes over and she's like, I'll take care of that. I'll
get on the hooker net. We'll make sure this other word gets spread around
the town in the nearby country side. So you're like a sexy Carnier pigeon.
I've been told that. Yes, thank you. And hello, mister
of the Sorcerer, how are you do you care for some company for this
evening? Hello? If she's offering, well, she's offering for you to
pay for second has a price tag on that alpha Ah, Well, I
don't have money. Well, it was nice talking to mister the Sorcerer.
I have a wonderful day. Ah, Tomorrow we recruit, but tonight we
celebrate your freedom. Trudy, line up some shots for mister Jaucer here.
He's a free man, all right until his cock explodes. S. Yeah,
that's definitely the kind of freedom that requires a drink or two. Stamuel,
if I may the moment of your time please, oh you again?
Oh yes, I'm sorry about that. Uh do you think this is all
worth it? I mean, obviously I'm in for it. I want us
to have the best adventure we possibly can. You know, you know this
is the guy. This is one of the guys from the SS jack Off
we talked about. Is this really you want to go? I see your
point. I've already lost a lot of money and become dangerously incorporated into a
gangster family of mages, probably going to end really badly. And does it
ever end well? I mean there's entire books written about this. Well,
life is like a game of horseshoes. It's because we're old in your death
to be good with, so you might as well have a little bit of
fun. Yes, sometimes in a game of horseshoes. You're very old and
you die, so you know, may as well throw to fucker. I
see what you did, though, you put a nice capstone on this particular
adding you brought back something happened to during our time and put it on the
idea. I'm just very narratively inclined voice Jorcer. The entire time, Stan
is literally standing kind of off to this off as if he's talking to somebody,
but he's just talking to himself. I just can't take for granted that
he's talking to me. And so, yes, life is like a game
of horseshoes people. He's just looking at Rosy's throw heavy metal objects at your
rod, and you have to deal with it the best way, you know
how. That's actually pretty good. It's better the way you came up with.
Sure, it's fine. Yes, I am your inside voice, not
exactly trusted. We'll go fucking live in his head. Then why do you
marry him? You love him so much? Well, you need really ask
me that question, since I am you you and you clearly do love him.
So I'm just saying maybe you broke him out of a marriage for another
reason. I'm just saying, no, you could do worse. You could
do worse. He's my only and I trust him. I mean I trust
him to be him. It's like a game of horseshoes. It hurts a
lot more when they're actually on the horse. Stad will snap out of his
reverie and listen to Joe Sert so oh, I feel what was the only
one having dementia? Turedy, bring out those dreams. Please, I'm on
a deary you clear they need it, and I believe that is where we're
gonna end this particular episode zero point seventy five of the Dicey Bastards. We
have successfully gotten Joorcerer recruited. No, I don't know Stance actually put him
on the team. He just just broke him out, so I don't know
if he's officially there, but they are both definitely branded by Father Brand Dunn
and into a mafia wizarding crime family. So I think this is an excellent
place to pause for this particular adventure, and we'll pick up again, uh
a little bit later. We're gonna see what happened. We're gonna check in
with our friend Moog Faceater and Claudia I can't pronounce her last name Baron Liebern,
slices slash and Witz Claudia uh. Before we get back to what will
eventually be recruiting the team of the Dicey Bachelards, the official episode one that's
coming down the pike. Until then, Bob and or Steve, do you
have anything to add or anything you want to say? See how things are
going. It's like a game of horseshoes. You you don't know, You
don't really know where you're going until you walk a mile in the shoes of
a whore. Horse shoes, yes, yes, sometimes you had a horse.
Sometimes you need a shoe. Well, I think those are good final
words, so on behalf of everybody here at Authors and Dragons. Thank you
all very much for listening, and we can't wait to entertain you again down
the road. Y'all, take care and we'll see you next time. Bye,
everybody, Bye, good bye, my friends. Bastas Is bote by
Ophas and Dragons, Podcasts, Geeks, fool geekszle join a vibrant community of
online waidos on our discord. Please do it at on dot com. Forward
Slash, Authors and Dragons mmmmcarry balls, mm hmm.