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You're listening to the Downbeats ninety seven
one. The freak. As Danny told

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you, I thirty west into Dallas
closed off right now. A pedestrian was

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hit. So, uh, not
a great way to start your traffic week.

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If you're headed into Dallas, are
you're walking week? Are your walking

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week? Or is it a good
lesson learned early in the week so we

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don't make that same mistake again.
Yeah, if you're taking the pledge,

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if you're already in kind of Dallas, then it's probably not gonna affect you.

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But if you're coming in from Mesquite, it's blocked and shut off at

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Saint Francis. If that's been alleviated, give us a call and let us

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know two or four seven, eight, seven, one, nine seventy one.

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Because when I got up this morning
and left to work, left we're

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work at about four fifty five,
it was completely shut off at Saint Francis.

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It's gonna be that way for a
good portion of the morning. Yeah.

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Other stuff for you in terms of
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everything you need to know all throughout
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Why did this guy get to go
into Mazzie Smith's storage container and take

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all of his stuff and what was
in there. I had the audio seven

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o'clock. But now let's do this. Crap happened over the weekend. We're

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good talk about now on weekend?
Crap. Weekend is over. And I

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know that because I just went and
got some coffee in the hallway and I

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had three different interactions all right,
all of them muttered to me. One

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was it's Monday, okay. Bo. One was the weekend was too short?

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Anna, one was another week pooh
bo on the way back. That's

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right, that's correct. So it's
Monday, and that means weekend's done.

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But some crap happened over the weekend, guys. And did you get to

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hang up for Danny? It was
awesome get to hang out with the homies

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this weekend. Hell yeah, two
times. I didn't know that was gonna

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happen. How does that happen on
weekend that we hang out? Not much?

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Too often to hang out with a
bunch of listeners Friday and Saturday night.

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Friday night at the Kestler the Silver
Skylark single release party for Power Moves,

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Power Moves, I have Power Moves
Voice today. Have you noticed that

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my voice is kind of a little
deeper than normal Bacon Moves. Maybe it's

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because of all the weekend crap.
Yeah, yeah, so it was a

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twofer. It was all for Danny
and Skin's new record label, I Don't

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You don't want to say it wrong. No, it's an album that's coming

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out in May, and we dropped
the first seven inch forty five this weekend

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and it was available for the first
time streaming and online at all of your

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favorite final distributors across the world.
It's called Power Moves. Listen to it

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somewhere today. You find it Power
Moves Skyline. I listen to it on

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the iHeart app. Did you know
that? Sure? But the first part

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is a cast and I may have
misplayed this because I never actually heard Power

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Moves get played there. I didn't
either know. There was really no there

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was no outlet for that to happen. Everyone just kind of no. Look,

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some people were coming up to me
and asking me, so, what

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time do you guys go on?
I'm like, there were not playing.

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This is a record. These are
friends of ours, some of them participated

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on the record, and they're performing
their own stuff. It was just a

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celebration. It was bringing hip Hop
to the Kessler, which is something I

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may be mistaken. I don't think
it's ever happened before, but if it

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has, this is one of the
small handfuls of times that it has happened.

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So there was some really cool hip
hop going on at the Kessler.

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Our Buddies, brand New Funk that
had played a couple of our events,

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and some Rollertown stuff. They're amazing. They kind of were the house band.

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And then this group from the nineties, a Dallas rapout fit called Shabbaz

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three, they kind of reunited.
They were missing one of their members because

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he passed away last year, but
they reunited and they did what a twenty

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twenty minute twenty five minute banger set, and then Large Professor came out and

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he did a big, long,
cool medley of all of his hits on

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people that don't know who he is. He's kind of they call him.

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He's one of the Golden Age rappers, and he was basically the dude that

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was directly responsible for discovering and helping
bring legend Nas into the conversation and kind

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of helped springboard him into to him
becoming one of the iconic rappers of history

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and rap just turned fifty last year, so it's kind of all made sense

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to bring all those elements together.
And there are some elements of hip hop

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on our little record, so I
don't know. It was just a cool

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little throwdown and to get people together. And I was shocked how well attended

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that was, considering that it felt
like it was only announced like maybe a

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week and a half, two weeks
ago. There were people were actually seeing

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the the social media posts and ride
ups and whatnot. But I would say

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i'd venture to guess that there were
three hundred people there. Yeah, it

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was a party, but it was
kind of counting when it was at its

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fullest and you were counting, you
know, kind of doing the poor man's

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head count, where you kind of
go across the room. Okay, there's

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fifteen people on this row, and
there's this thing goes about seven rows back,

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and then count the people up top
and yeah, and then the people

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that are in the lobby. You
just kind of eyeball it and you can

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get a general idea of I would
say two fifty to three hundred people that

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thing. Lobby was packed, and
the venue itself was a great crowd.

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Man, it was like just nineties
hip hop party, got some dancing in.

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I got wasted. You got wasted
on Gin? Yeah, it is

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well. I took the seven game
challenge. Oh did you Yeah? You

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make it? Oh no, no, we get swept. He got swept

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in four, swept in four.
Yeah. He ended his night of Gin

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with a walk off home run.
Yeah. At one point I was out

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in the out in the lobby kind
of hanging and uh, my nose started

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bleeding, like middle of the conversation. Well that's the whole thing, because

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I get I go to the bathroom
and you grab as many you know,

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napkins as I don't want to be
the guy in the small bathroom. That's

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just like nosebleed. So I went
outside. Okay, gives into some like

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the smokers are out there, So
I go outside, better time up with.

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Someone opens the door up that I'm
like quickly right wiping off my nose,

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just gushing, and everyone is like, are you doing coke? I

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was like I'm not, but I'm
totally bleeding. It definitely looks like it.

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Everyone who is you been hanging out
with Mikey? God? What I

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was like, that is not him? Oh? Thank you? Where that

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starts not having to get your back. I don't know where that's starts created

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this man. You really just sprung
a noseblee? Yeah, did he get

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on your shirt? Uh? Nought? I fight it off. That's good

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management. About once a month,
I just get that. Yeah, I

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don't know why I love Jim Kevin
getting knocked out in four games, being

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dragged out of there with his only
fans toes, just scraping the ground.

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There's two bit large men dragg him
out. It was not good, but

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I love Wabbly Kevin did the old
the old trick though, to ibuprofenop go

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to sleep, probably bad for your
liver, but you worry about that later.

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Liver and kidneys terrible. Yeah,
but no hangover Saturday, so I

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was Gucci and I now went down
because we were doing it again at the

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Lady Love Lounge or Adrian case out
of the Black Plumas and the Large Professor

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who at one point Danny said,
the large Professor is not very large,

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and the Large Professor or dj A
set for about four hours from ten pm

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to two am. It kept that
sucker open till two when they normally close

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it. One. Yeah, yeah, that was that was a scene too.

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Man, that was wild packed packed, Like I was getting social anxiety.

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I had to leave. Yeah,
there was so many people there,

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man, I had a smidge of
it. So we went and sat outside

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and we watched dozens of people hot
people too, come up to that door

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and get swatted because they didn't either
have tickets or they weren't on the list.

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Yeah, you had to be on
the list or have a have a

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ticket, and they give you a
black dot on your hand. You shut

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your black dots. But I just
got out as well. I was still

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still got a sliver of it.
It's like the spider from Nunes on my

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hand. It was so loud in
there. I had a ten to fifteen

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minute converts I had the Dolphin nikes
on. I had a ten to fifteen

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minute conversation with someone. I think
it was about sneakers, and I didn't

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catch a word of it. That's
the problem. It's that many people in

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that loud and somebody wants to,
you know, have a chat, it's

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impossible, and you just kind of
and I'm tall, so I ended up

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half the time having to kind of
lean down. And I'm probably old and

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losing my hearing anyway, And it's
a lot of what was that again?

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Huh what you kind of stick your
ear close to their mouth and no,

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it's really it's really important anyway what
we're saying in bars. You know,

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nobody remembers any of it, but
at the time, it's the most meaningful

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conversation that that person is ever going
to have or ever has had. Well,

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I wasn't that hammered Saturday night,
but my voice was gone because of

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what you just said, though,
because if you are having a conversation,

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I think that's why I sound like
this incrementally louder. But I think so.

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Rocks just thought I was drunk again
and I wasn't, but she thought

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it was rucause I was like,
I gotta pee in Mike's yard. Whoa,

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Yeah, I was like, because
we had to go back and like,

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you know, they wouldn't it go
the bathroom. You couldn't go there.

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The line was too long, and
I was like, I'll just go

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over here, over here by Lee
Harvey's house and just take a whiz.

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Is that what you did? No, she wouldn't let me, and I

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said, that is a Texan like
American thing right here, Like you can

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just pee in your yard if you
want. To, well, it's not

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your yard though, it's not mine, it's Lee Harvey Oswald. But I

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just feel like it wouldn't have matter. Well, I think I would have

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just gone in between the area where
you wouldn't know. Maybe one foot is

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on his land and one foot is
on yours, you know, the properties

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with your stream nice no one would
have known that it was happening. But

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she was like, no, you're
not doing that. No, And I'm

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like, you don't understand. Men
have peede on golf courses. Absolutely,

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I mean, you know other men. You know, there's a lot of

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things on different trucks, you know, in a mountain dew bottle. Yeah,

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on the gatorade bottle because some of
us in the wide mouth. But

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the then so she goes no.
So I was like, okay, then

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find me the nearest commune store seven
eleven. No bathroom, okay, okay,

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we're gonna need a q T.
Then they're guaranteed to have a bathroom.

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And then you're kind of and she
pulls into the next seven eleven walk

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in bathroom's closed. So two strikeouts
there. I'm tying it in a knot

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because we're struggling. We're about to
pop. I've been needing to go for

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a long time. Anyways, before
we left came on. We were on

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foot back to Mike's house to his
car, and I was like, if

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you just let me go and so
now, because I've raised my voice and

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my voice is very hoarse, then
she's just assuming that I got hammered for

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two nights in a row and she's
having to be the responsible one, which

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is true, is true. But
I was like, just let me whizz

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in the guy's yard. It's this
could have all ended. And I don't

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blame her. I blame you.
You're standing out there in Mikey's yard and

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you were about to unleash, and
she's telling you not to go. The

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answer is mind your own business.
What's she gonna do? Stop you?

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Yeah? Yeah, Sue you make
you sleep in the dishwasher covey, Yeah,

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go back into the crevice. No, you you handle your business like

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an independent man. Yeah. I
authorize you forever. You only Kevin at

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you too? Think you fine?
JJ. If you're in a real pant

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youto, you can pee in my
yard. I would have done it in

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the front yard or by anywhere that
you would have ever walked. Yeah,

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like there was enough respect given.
You know, things have gone south.

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You know what. You are authorized
twenty four to seven to knock on any

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door and window and I will allow
you in to use a I had in

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college at the outside though our restroom, the restroom lines along at a house

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party. Yeah, it happened.
I mean I see, like recently leave

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the last Electric six show that I
went to, Mike, was it trees

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walking back to the car parking in
deep elem And there was a girl who

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had opened her passenger side door and
she was I don't yeah that letting it

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fly in the middle of the paid
parking lot. And it's much harder for

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us to pee. I know.
Wait what y oh, shut up,

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Wait a minute. It's tough.
Pan on cement is a tricky one though,

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And girl peeing behind an open door
in a parking lot, I get

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it, it has to happen,
but that's on cement seems like a different

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level desperate times societal violation. If
you see a woman pee outside is desperate

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Yeah, no, I guess.
Yeah. Women shouldn't be arrested for that,

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Well dude should Maybe you should find
some especially dudes that look like Kevin.

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Yeah, why what's that mean?
You just look very You have a

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very very arrestable face. You just
look like somebody that's probably up to no

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good. Shaved my beard in a
long time. But the problem is why

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I shaved my beard. I immediately
look like a lesbian. Let's do this

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jj hmm, it's true. M
wake up, you li. We'll talk

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about as it's time to get your
stupid ass out of it. About the

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most important thing. And you've done
it, y'all, Texas did it.

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The most important thing is A Texas
woman has seized the top spot on the

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Most Important list in America. Her
name Elizabeth Francis, Miss Elizabeth Francis.

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She's a Houston, Texas resident,
and as of today, I think as

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of two days ago, she is
the oldest living American one hundred and sixteen

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years. Oh wow, that's all. Wow, she is on top.

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I was going to guess one twelve. Let's quickly make it one fourteen and

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two hundred and fourteen days she seized
the spot previously held by one hundred and

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sixteen year old Edie Cessarelli of California. What do you think happened to eat?

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She killed herself? YEP, I
am tied. Yeah, she was

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tired, and she passed on.
And now Texas claims the throne of oldest

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living Americans one hundred and fourteen years
old. For the lovely Miss Elizabeth Francis,

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What a Coconut Vella? What Why? Aunt Gilligan's Island? Okay?

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So she was born in nineteen nineteen
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and five siblings were sent to different
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was sent to Houston, Or She
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age of twenty, she had witnessed
World War One, the Great Depression,

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and the adoption of the Nineteenth Amendment, which gave women the right to vote.

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She was like my age when the
Holocaust was going on, like old

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enough to understand it. Yeah,
she lived a good life, and then

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she would even a quarter the way
down. Oh kidding, that's amazing.

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Elizabeth has one daughter who's in her
nineties, three grandchildren, five great grandchildren,

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and four great great grandchilds. I
bet all those kids are real cocky

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too, because they know they're going
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and twenty. It does run in
her family. Her older sister Bertha Johnson

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lived to one oh six before she
passed away in twenty eleven. That is

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winning the geen pool right there.
Absolutely, and she looks kind of great.

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She's laying in bed. She has
a little tiara on it says happy

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Birthday. Wood smash. Okay,
that would be a wood smash opportunity for

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Kevin. I think you're only on
I go ahead and knock out my third

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one. Okay, do it?
Do it to her. Find that story

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online name Francis Elizabeth. Is she
bedridden? Believe she has bedridden because there

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was a video story of her two
years ago celebrating her one hundred and twelfth

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birthday, and Houstonians did the drive
by bit because this is right at the

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end of the pandemic drive by Honky
Yellow Wave, which is really cute,

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and she looked very proud and it's
real cute. If Elizabeth's trying to sleep,

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I do not love this, but
I'm gonna do it. A family

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member sees it, they come at
you. Just do it. Do it,

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Kevin. It'll be the biggest chance
you've taken so far. Kevin lost

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the day and yeah, he owes
us three woods smash retweets you Yeah,

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she's wearing a crown and holding her
lips too. She's got her hand to

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her lips. She is beautiful.
That it's beautiful. Kevin just would smash

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the one hundred and fourteen year old. I've never been happier. Uh she

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is? Where is? She?
Currently now fifth on the world list of

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oldest living humans again. Elizabeth Francis
of Houston, SEZ is the mantle of

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oldest living America in one hundred and
fourteen years, two hundred and sixteen days.

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Obviously, it's just so funny to
see it. Okay, you might

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get someone yelling at you, that's
okay, it's oh my god. In

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the tweet, it's just a big
picture of her. She looks phenomenal,

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beautiful. Oh my god, she
looks God, she looks seventy four.

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That is amazing. Well, her
granddaughter is about seventy four, and she

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was the one doing the talking in
the video. I saw. I can't

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believe you just would smashed. He
went smashed. Kate E NS the news

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station of Houston. Oh you're an
idiot? That or the Dune popcorn box?

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Which one? This is more risky? I like this one? No,

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like if you had to oh,
if you had this, I'm not

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gonna talk about this sweet woman in
those terms. Coming me neither. I

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will just tweet oldest current human one
sixteen and three hundred and fifty nine days.

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Hey, we got a bit of
a race going on here then,

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So Maria Brynyas of Spain's one hundred
and seventeenth birthday is just six days away?

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All right, yeah, March fourth. I don't know if that's six

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days, but dang, how old
is she goes? She's about to hit

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one seventeen. We have a Japanese
person, Tomiko that like a man.

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Yeah, that's a dude. Tamiko
Etuca one hundred and fifteen years old.

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Brazilian female is one fifteen as well, closing in on a one sixteen and

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Juan vincente Perez of Venezuela are the
only two. Are the only four people

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older than Elizabeth Francis of Houston.
Does it have the details on what she

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attributes her longevity to. I believe
it her faith in God. I think

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that's the one. Look she has
more answers than you do. I don't

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know, You're like Jesus, you
get me. I am not gonna make

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it to half of her age,
so that real. So yeah, and

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there's a picture of her being given
a plaque oldest living plaque living. We

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do better than plaques, people,
No one wants plaques. You know what

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she wants. She's one hundred and
sixteen. Give her everything she wants.

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She wants to be left alone.
Probably don't put me in the news oldest

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living American ever. We had a
one twenty for sure. Yeah. No,

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not in America. I'll get the
world list up in a sex because

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I think there was a Japanese woman
I could have swore Willard Scott from the

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Today Show held up at can of
Smuckers and Geneva was one twenty one or

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something. No, the oldest living
American was Sarah Noos Canos of Pennsylvania,

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who made it to one hundred and
nineteen years and ninety seven days. Damn,

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the oldest person in the world ever. Do you know that one?

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Yes? I do, okay,
and this is quite impressive. It's a

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frenchwoman, Jeanne Calment, and she
made it to one twenty two and one

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hundred and sixty four days. That's
crazy, but it's pretty well because that's

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Sarah Canos who I mentioned is third
all time. Kanye Tanaka, a Japanese

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woman, also made it to one
nineteen and one hundred and seven days,

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but jan Jianne Clement was one twenty
two, so we have a large gap

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there from one nineteen and one hundred
and seventy so she beat the second place

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by over three years. That's amazing. We need to study that person,

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see everything they did, decisions they
made throughout their life, and find out

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how Who was the Japanese lady?
Her name and hell old Kane Caine,

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it's spelled with the K. Tanaka. She made it one nineteen one oh

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seven. Sarahnaws made it one nineteen
ninety seven, so they were real close.

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I wonder if she has a great
great great granddaughter named Hitomi. Why

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don't we all google Hitomi Tanaka right
now and click images? What is it

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the Pacific Click Videos Prize? Would
you call it? I don't remember Pacific

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miracle. This is a miracle.
Don't look it up, jaj M.

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I don't know if she's related Tomy
Tanaka, who I do have Google images

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up for. But hey, look
the story is congratulations to sweet sweet miss

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Elizabeth Francis the oldest living American is
one of us kicks in what if she

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looks insanely young? What if she
breaks the all time record? A lady

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from Louisiana, that would be amazing. If she does break yil time record,

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she should also on that day break
the sound barrier. In the New

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Era Planet, we discussed, Oh
my god, she's got a long way

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to go. I'm going to London. Look at me, said the expert

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in London. Well so, congratulations, Grants. That's awesome man. Nice

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Texas back in the mix. Talk
about that your water pool. People were

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doubting us. We're back. Yep, Texas is back. We took Texas

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back this morning on the downbeat,
damn did so. We got a lot

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of fun coming at seven thirty,
give you old weather update. Why why

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I went legs and segs today?
You have shorts on? Yeah, you're

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showing them little angels. Yeah,
I'm gonna take a look at them during

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the Kevin's got nice legs, really, yes, really very shapely. We

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priants around her in the break.
I'll make love to you and then he'll

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do that and then coming up and
so we'll do some sports at seven.

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The MAVs did outplay yesterday and It
was kind of an uh oh, but

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I have audio of a guy who
went through Mozzy Smith's storage container and all

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the crappy found in there. Next
to ninety seven won the Freak