You're listening to the downbeat on ninety seven one the Freak. Here's another song
for you. Have an opinion about this fan, you do. Yeah,
it's probably the most exposure I've had to him. He's listening to Electric six
return cuts this morning because they are here tonight. If you want a good
time party with the six. I think this band could be taken a lot
more seriously because to the casual listener, they sound kind of like a comedy
band, you know, and I don't think they use humor to their advantage
in their songs. Yes, yeah, I mean I think the Way Bar
is their most popular song. Yeah, the guy sings well like Nick Valentine,
but when he kind of gets into Jack Black comedy mode with his voice,
that's what to me. It's like, okay, you're you're a joke
band, you're a humor band. Well that's does that make sense? It
does make sense, But that is what I think their geniuses is the gray
area. You start listening to Electric Six because of Gay Bar or danger high
Votage, because they're fun and they're funny, but then you start to say,
Jesus, these you just kick ass, so they're good. And then
what's to say you can't be a little funny and rock also, So that's
what I'm saying, like the genre kind of doesn't exist. They don't have
to be thrown into the joke band bin, right, but because some of
their stuff is funny, you know, I'm just saying the way that he
affects his voice, like it's almost like if if will fair role we're singing
where those guys like are Jim Carrey, the guys that are always on that
are always kind of they can't just talk normal. They've always got to be
doing something weird. Yeah, you know he is always like that. Yeah,
and he kind of affects his voice funny. But yeah, they're legit
awesome. I don't know, they're really good Tonight, Trees Kevin, Yes,
I'll be there. We are you gonna sleep? I hope. I
am needing now, nappy gas. I'm pushing the car up the access road
to the to the trip to trying to fill it up. All right,
we've only got two hours left, less than two. We can't make this.
We're gonna get to our piping hot Cowboy game predictions here in just a
minute. I do want to just hit this. We talked about it last
week, and I'm for the thousandth time I'm leaving town. I'm not going
to be electric six tonight, which I feel shame and you should go to
Trees tonight. But I'm going to Buffalo to watch the Dolphins Cowboys. Who
Jesus Dolphins Bills, and uh, we're gearing up. I'll be wearing either
my Mark Duper or my Dan Marino vintage jersey with hat and everything. And
I do think it's sort of an interesting conversation, especially because just yesterday I
saw an article about most dangerous in finger quotes, that's nothing dangerous. Everything's
meant to scare you and make you frightened. But most dangerous NFL stadiums for
fans, not even specifically visiting fans, And yeah, let's just start there.
What do you guys think? Is I guess considered by a recent review
NFL, it's called the most dangerous NFL stadiums according to first hand fan experiences,
the Link Philadelphia percentage of fans who have witnessed a crime the highest is
the Link Lincoln Financial Field in Philadelphia. Most common crime witnessed at stadium is
physical violence. Okay, I have a feeling. That's gonna thought verbal abuse,
scrible harassment. Yeah, and that yeah, that's going to top the
charts. Right. As far as offenses, they have it kind of in
weird categories. This first one is what fans have witnessed as far as crimes.
The second one is fans becoming a victim of a crime, and that
one does include verbal harassment, which is it every single NFL stadium on some
level. But if you want to go with where crime has been witnessed by
fans, the link is number one. Any other guesses on most dangerous stadiums
in the NFL, I'm top five me Theetex Field, Washington, No,
no, okay, let me got to be in there at and is number
two Dallas Cowboys. And the most common crime witness at stadium is public intoxication.
Of course, how is that not at the Superdome? Yeah, and
that's not on these either. That's why it's kind of a flimsy list.
Number three is let home of the Patriots. Number four met Life home of
the Giants and Jets. Number five Cleveland Brown Stadium, Danny, We're Soldier
Field on there. Not on that one. And then as far as the
verbal harassment, they say. At and T is number one, met Life
Giants and Jets is two, The Link is three. FedEx Field is number
four on that list. Home of the Washington Commands, Seattle Seahawks, Lumen
Field number five. Joe Robbie a safe place to watch a game, Joe
Robbie Very Safe. Not appearing on any of these lists, nor is the
home of the Buffalo Bills, which is good news for me. You're gonna
be fine. That's a small town. I think I've got I mean,
I know I'm going to be fine, but I just keep running the scenario
in my head. And look, I'm not going all the way up there
to hide behind a black T shirt like I'm gonna get dressed up. This
is awesome. I've been waiting to go to a road game here for most
of my life. That market is probably second to Green Bay if you kind
of compare the small town vibe of a city that has an NFL team,
right, yeah, and it's real proud of their team. I don't I
think they're I don't know that they're famously nice like Green Bay fans I think
sort of are known as But you have the bills of mafia you have all
this madness going on out in the parking lot. But I think that's a
fun thing. I don't think that's a violent thing. So I've watched enough
games there. Every time I watch a game, I see a sea of
Dolphin jerseys, whether it be there in New England or anywhere. Dolphins have
a lot of fans, so we're not going to stick out like sore thumbs.
But I keep running the scenario where what if someone just drills me in
the back of the head with a half full beer, or what if they
intentionally dump a beer on Christina? Like these are things. I am zero
percent tough guy. I will avoid confrontation at all costs. I have no
interest and I would If they dump a beer on my head, I will
I'm pretty sure I will be fine. I'll turn around and I will shake
it off. If they dump it on Christina's head, that's I don't know.
Do I just start swinging like I'm twenty one years old again? I
don't think so tattle. I would much rather tattle and be like this idiot
just dumped his whole beer on my girlfriend's head, or on my brother's head
or Mary's head. Are you kidding. I can't and if and what if
they what if it's an accident in the zero problem? Yeah, if it's
on purpose, you got to regulate. I might be left with no choice
but to regulate. And then this happens. I turn around, and what
do I push someone? Like? I don't want to do any of this
stuff, but let's say something happened. The guy pushes me, dumps a
beer, I mean, pushes me hard in the back. I'm I don't
want any beef with anyone, but I don't think I'll handle that very well.
And then what we start swinging and then three other bills fans basically beat
me down, and then the camera starts rolling and then they say watch Miami
meathead get what he deserves in Buffalo. And then I'm like, what the
hell are we talking about? No? Yeah, Florida, Yeah, Flauria.
Man, think you can act the fool I told Mikey when you're out
of the room, I said, well, if that happens, I mean,
think of the ratings spike for this show. God up through the roof,
right, I'll just be the podcast with three cracked ribs. It hurts
the laugh. Like, so if you do have to do something. You
should learn an accent. Some of them an accent okay, because they'll say
something they don't understand, but you could say it in a way there's really
mean and keeps them like off, like, oh, I don't want to
mess with him. He's crazy Eastern euro like a Russian type thing, because
that would be fit how I look with a hint of a Japanese accent or
something. I think, uh, Lithuanian. It's probably my best bet.
You don't want to mess with me? Who's that as a Russian guy?
Is Russian? Half Japanese? I don't you don't want this with me?
Well? That was just rushing Italian. That's Italian, it's both yours was
British. It was neither Japanese. This is more Scottish exactly. Was good
day. I might thank you for the free beer you gotta. It's delicious.
I'll have another. I prefer fastas I fully plan on get into our
seats, fist bumping our new neighbors. You are going to be fine,
have an absolute I know, but do you not. The only reason somebody
would throw a beer at you is if you were acting a fool, and
I'm not gonna act, of course, but I am going to have six
to ten beers in me and again that won't lead to me doing anything,
but that does shorten the fuse just a little bit. On if someone does
throw a beer at the back of my head or Christina's. I don't know.
It's just something I'm thinking about. Trust me, I'm not losing sleep
over this, but it's I have not gone to hostile territory and dressed up
in the outfit of the you know, object of their ire. And what
if the Dolphins win. What if they They're not gonna hang seventy again,
but what if they hang thrust in their face, they have a little thirty
eight eighteen victory, and then everybody's ornery as you're walking out. I think
leaving the stadium post dolphin win would be the hot zone to be on red
alert. I by no means saw an aqua alert. I did not see
a fight or anything, but I did walk away from the game I went
to last week and gremmy going I kind of see how these happen. I
kinda see how these big stadium things happen. Because the group behind me was
a colossal group of drunks, and it's just not it's just very almost rude.
Just everyone buys their tickets. You can go ide how you want,
but you also when a bunch of friends it was like fifteen people kept from
a bar, and they were all messed up and they're all doing out of
their own bits, which I guess is kind of cool. But I was
also going I could see where people wouldn't want to sit by them, would
be irritated by sitting with them, and then we want to take it out
on them. Who were you playing the game? You went to Saints?
Okay? How many they were? They were Packers fans I was doing with
two? Yeah, uh, Sciints weren't too there weren't too many. Whatever.
I'm excited. I think be awesome. Time is going to happen.
Picks and tiktoks. Yes, it's gonna be awesome. It's going to be
awesome, all right. That isn't the game that I most care about this
weekend, But the game people around here care the most about most certainly would
be the Dallas Cowboys hosting the New England Patriots. And uh, I think
we're gonna get to our stuff in just a second. As we entered the
Ghost Pepper Pavilion. But we'll do that in just a minute. I think.
First we have some audio to complete the picks with Glenn's portion, we
do and picks with Glenn's is our picks against the spread. We picked the
Cowboy game and another NFL game of our choice. We have a celebrity on
then we also have a caller, a Glenn Freak friends. Yesterday's mystery celebrity
guest picker was former Cowboy safety Barry Church on the show now one that we
do every week too, and sometimes depending on the custodial responsibilities of the parents,
we do it either on Thursday or Friday. And that is from a
two and a half year old boy named Malcolm, who happens to be my
beautiful son, and he is very good at talking, as you will soon
find out. And I give him some options, always the Cowboy game and
then another game that I picked for him, and then we get his picks.
He's not doing well. He's right there with dad, I believe it.
Two and four. We're looking to make a comeback this week, guys.
And here's Malcolm from last night and his Week four NFL picks. Hey
man, how are you doing? You good. Are you ready to do
some football picks? All right? Okay, scene he didn't a handicap yet,
he wasn't done calf in the game. He's eating dinner. Okay,
I interrupted this kid's meal as he will, let you know. Yeah,
in a way. So I'm gonna stop this a couple of times. So
he's sitting in his high chair just he's got like three strawberries in his mouth
right now, chewing on them with another one in his hand that he is
about to just cram in there. All right, I love, you're ready
to pick some games? Yeah? No, here he goes, Well,
I'll start up from the beginning again in his high chair, three strawberries in
his mouth and a handful of more strawberries just waiting to shove him in there.
Hey man, how are you doing? You're good? You're ready to
do some football picks? All right? Do you want to finish your strawberry?
Okay, hang on to wait. Let's let's you finish your strawberry and
we'll do some football picks. Okay, listen, don't eat anymore right now?
Wait? All right, So we've Cowboys and Patriots. Cowboys are favored
by six and a half. Who do you want to take? Cowboys?
I love it? Okay, you know daddy took the Patriots and that crazy
And he lays out on me that yeah, he's just looking at me,
just chewing strawberries, old hair. This kid is over me. All he
wants to do is eat. All right, I love it. Okay,
you know daddy took the Patriots and that crazy. Sure eating? You want
to eat? Girl dinner? Okay, we'll hang on. Let's we got
one more game. Okay, all right, girl dinner. Explain last night
he told me the whole way home that he wanted pizza, like, you
know what, I'm gonna make you a homemade pizza, and I did.
You got the flatbread, crust, pizza, sauce, mozzarella, cheese,
put it in the oven. No frozen pizza at our house, gourmet making
that. He takes one by of it and says, I don't like the
crunchy, And it's the crust that kind of got burned a little bit.
And you know how like burned food has that bittery taste, so it ruined
the entire I ate an entire kid's pizza last night for dinner because he didn't
want it, so, well, what do you want? He goes,
I want girl dinner. Girl dinner is basically a charcouterie board. It's olives,
it's cheese, it's crackers, it's lunch meats. It's just kind of
like, you know, whatever you want to kind of it's he's picking at
picking at everything, fruit, oranges, strawberries, grapes. And I told
his mom that one time is what Malcolm after dinner? I was like,
he kind of had everything. It was like a charcootery. And she goes,
oh, like he had like girl dinner. It's like, I guess,
So I said that in front of him weeks ago, and now he
calls it that. So this is him laying out of me again. And
we'll finish up. You want to eat girl dinner, We'll hang on.
Lets you got one more game? Okay, let's see we have Bills and
Dolphins. Yeah, Bills and dolphins lines two and a half. Yeah,
who you're taking? You're taking the Bills or the Dolphins. You're taking the
bills. I think that's a smart bet. Okay, do you want to
say hid anybody? Hi? Do you want to say hi to Cavio?
Hi? Cavios say hi jj hi jj. All right, you want to
say hi to mikey two hikey Okay, you love your daddy? Yeah,
good, I love you too. Finish your girl dinner, okay? Yeah,
all right? Say by guys, guys, very man, Hi cavo.
We might need that, right, yeah, absolutely minus two and a
half taking the Billies and picks a good pick and uh cowboys right cowboys?
Yeah, I think they're going to cover six and a half spread. Good
luck, Malcolm, thank you for joining us. Ready, let's go.
Let's step inside the Ghost Pepper Pavilion or only the hottest plays are made.
Scoring predictions anywhere do you want? We're stuck with me with one point,
nobody else with any point. Yeah, I'll go first, okay. Number
one, number one Patriot turning back Ezekiel Elliott will have a carry of fifteen
yards or more. That's that's it. The hedge head to hedge. If
he fumbles, does it still count? Yeah it does? Yeah, it
still logs on his like if he gets the yards seventeen and the ball flies
out of his butt, yep. Number two Fox play by play man Kevin
Burkhardt will mention the Texas Rangers at some point you're on the broadcast. Interesting
why and they'll be on Fox. Maybe maybe I did think about a rider
cut tie in, but then they wouldn't do that because they're during Yeah,
oh they'll they'll be over by the will be over by, maybe over by
the end of the day. It looks look like it might be over by
the end of the show by lunch. And number three, you will see
a portion of a player's butt crack. Fantastic one to watch too. Yeah,
that nudity crossed my mind when making my predictions. I was going to
predict nudity, but I'm went with some different stuff, all right, you
go with ny all right, like you, Kevin, I predict Zeke will
get his fifteen yard run against Dallas this Sunday, not once, but twice,
so as wow with our run defense, he's bound to break a couple.
Oh, Tony Pollard will pay tribute to Zeke by quickly feeding himself an
imaginary bowl of spaghettios after a successful run. You know what not to mock
him to pay tribute. I really, yours are really good. You're good
at this because that's a great one. It may happen probably not like what
if Rico Dowdle does it. And again, if you guys give me the
opportunity, I will be lenient to you with awarding points. I'd give you
a half far Rico, Yes, or deuce to me and Mike you will
be tied. No. And thirdly, Kevin Burkhardt will attempt to get the
nickname the King Tut of Wide Receivers to stick after a circus catch by Faroh
Brown, You're a fantastic boy. That's amazing, and boy catch by the
King Tut of Wide wide Receivers Pharaoh Brown. They come back from Bret Steve
Martin song. Yeah, what if he does that in the end zone.
Shouldn't that be a bit? Yes? Good and weirdly kind of likely said
some of these could happen. He should run out of the tunnel to walk
like an Egyptian. All right, here's my three predictions here in the Ghost
Pepper Pavilion. You're ready to press record again. These will all be replayed
Monday and we'll see how we do. All right, an record? Good
morning, Danny and Kevin. Hello, Sorry I'm off today. Sorry,
your award winning broadcaster is not here with you. I hope you guys are
doing well. Prediction one boying one of the quarterbacks will throw a ball away
through the end zone and it will hit the goalposts. A thrown away pass
through the end zone, we'll hit the basse poll also counts for that.
Number two aw Michael Parsons will hit Mac Jones so hard that the television viewer
will see a zoomed in shot of him clearly cross syded as he awkwardly tries
and fails to reattach his chinstrap. And I'm sorry he kills cross eye.
No, no, they're probably gonna pull him out of the game right when
he can't get a simp back on number three. Patriots linebacker coach and son
of head coach Bill Steve Belichick, We'll get into a heated exchange with his
dad and clearly be seen mouthing the words I hate you, Dad, I
hate you. Okay, gosh, I hope that happens. Put those down.
I could see Mill Belichick questioning, Yes, why didn't we have why
don't we have twelve guys in the fist? Right? Yeah? And then
they're at each other. There's like a half point there, and you'd get
the full if he goes I hate you dad hate you. If he says
it twice, maybe two points. If he says you're not my real dad,
Dad, we can discuss. Yeah, you guys can hash that out
on Monday. I trust that you'll do the right thing. Of course,
here's girl. Dad is Joe dirt. I do love the mullet. All
right, there we go. They're scorching as promised. We will play those
those predictions Monday and see if we got them right. Probably, so all
right, coming up next, sting you with the morning news, what have
you? You know what, Let's pick it up where we left off with
State Fair talk, and I've got a little story to tell you about the
first time I ever went to it and why I got kicked out