Uh Marie Alex, Oh my god, his bante is unreal. He's so
dry and suckastic. M yeah, you don't really see that, but he's
funny. Uh oh, you have to have sex with Chaser. Get joining
us on the blower from Parts Unknown is the accursed one herself. I am
very, very excited to talk to one Lucy of Parsnips. Thank you so
much for joining us. Hi, I'm excited to talk about Parsnips too.
Um. It is going to be so difficult to call her by her name.
Yeah, guy is all right, let's clear this up. Did you
or did you not refer to yourself as Lucky in the first episode? Well,
yeah, she obviously did, but then we made it a bit but
go ahead, right. I don't know where this whole lucky thing came from,
but I think what I said was and it was probably a real like
miscommunication. Was I can be classed unseen as yeah, unlucky, But my
name is Lucy and I never said lucky. But maybe you guys thought I
did, Like no, no, it's okay, no, no, no,
we or at least on my side of the street. I okay,
always, I never thought your name was Lucky one time, but you so
perennially um accident prone that it just made perfect sense. Yeah, you know
we have to call you that accident prone Dylan. No, no, no,
no, all right, all right, I'm gonna Can I just start
this? Can I really quickly ask? How is the first? No?
Sorry I interrupted? You go ahead, Yes, all right, let's just
get into this, because this is the question of this it's it's from a
listener, Sean Bergen, and he asked a question the entire world has been
pondering since the season started. Were you ever involved in a final destination type
situation where you miraculously eluded Death's cold, bony grip and are now engaged in
a sinister game of cat and mouse to try and stay one step ahead of
for the rest of your days. A little long winded, Sean, but
I appreciate it. Basically, Yeah, how high is your stress level?
Seeing as death is relentlessly pursuing you? Lucky? What what did you do?
Did you not get on a roller coaster and all your friends died and
now death wants to kill you? Yeah? I did that happen. I'm
actually I'm actually one of these people that I talk my head three times.
I'm like super like hate to talk about dash, just like, oh my
god, but it's fine, and you know what, I just I'm just
clumsy. I'm just like I honestly, um never knew I was clumsy until
I watched myself back. Yeah, how is that scar doing? It's bad?
You can show you if you want. Yeah, yeah, can we
see? It's actually a question multiple listeners were concerned about you. Oh yeah,
yeah, kind of, it's still there was that from sail Yeah,
it was from falling down the steps day one. Oh that's right. You
did fall down the steps though, too. Oh probably, yeah, yeah,
it broke a lot of glasses. Yeah, god, you want to
know one fun fact though, I've actually only broken two bones in my life.
So all right, Taylor Ken wants to know. This is a trope
of our podcast. A lot of people hate this question, but is an
a necessary one and I will not be asking it's a very very boring question.
Fair enough, Lucky, how did you get on the show? Me?
I just worked fad and um yeah see you just how long have you
been a yaddie? I have been a yachti for a year so before that,
I actually just I was like, I can't do COVID anymore, get
me out of here. But I was a broke, unique student, so
I was like, there has to be a way that I can go traveling
and work at the same time. And I never watched the show before,
so I just stumbled across the industry because of my experience in VIP and UM.
I did the course and then within three weeks I went on teabes and
I was on a MEGASUPI yot So, yeah, a bit crazy. Now
you mentioned VIP. You touch upon this. I think in one of the
last episode of the first it was crazy. Yeah, why don't you give
a breakdown? So some real patron of said club establishment. You were a
bottle service girl. I assume you weren't working security, but somehow you ended
up you could have been working security. I don't know if you have a
good job or something. But yeah, So I think we've all met a
dorman that's what we call him here security. We've all met one of them
that's not always there in the heads. Yeah yeah, So he wasn't paying
attention, probably looking at some girls. And I was on the v VIP
entrance serving a bottle and these two women Oh my gosh, they just went
for it. I was in the middle, and I was actually the VP
manager at the time, so I was like, oh, it's fine,
I can deal with this, like whatever. I got in the middle,
and I'm not a small girl, and I would like to think that I
could fight if I had to. Yeah, And she just had me and
she caught me at the wrong angle. I was in heels, it was
slippy, I was on the floor, and I was like, okay,
fine, you can have that win because like I literally was just like lying
there like a little like but I was like, okay, Like and that's
when you decided it was time for a career change and you became a yardie.
Okay, well, hang on, can I can I jump? In
course? Because the fans, we love our fans, but they don't have
an insight into the show the way that we do, you know what I
mean? Absolutely, although they kind of have more of an insight because they
care a lot about the show and we do too, but they know a
lot about the show. Oh yes, yeah, no way more than you.
Um. Let's talk about Chase. Um, how are you too doing?
Because we talked to Chase and Chase is a lovely guy. Um,
he's a he's a Charleston gentleman or whatever the hell you wherever the hell he's
from. And he was having such a good season, and then I think
you're such a likable character that when he um said that he wanted to take
shots of tequila out of your tits, everybody was kind of appalled by that.
He kind of, I don't know, gathered up. Um. He
carried favor as this season one, a lot of season left, and he
showed us and he apologized to you. But how how were you guys after
that whole thing happened. Yeah, we were fine. I don't hold a
grudge because number one, I can't be asked and when you're on a small
boat like that, it's like not worth it. Yeah, So I was
just like, I can't bothered to hoold this grudge. Fine, if you
apologize, you apologize. I will say. We all say things when we're
drunk, Like I know for a fact that I've said things in the past
and done things when I'm really really pissed, and it's not great. It's
the worst thing. And when you wake up the next day with remorse.
But as I say, I have seen a few comments that were like,
she wouldn't have reacted that way if any of the other boys said it to
her, And that is completely not true and I think really unfair. And
the way and reason why I reacted was because he said it multiple times.
And I can take a lot of banter, like yeah, I'm from the
UK, like we're horrible to each other here, like really really sat so
I can take the banter, but it was just the fourth time in an
Italian restaurant and I'm like, yeah, yeah, like relax. But he
apologized, and yeah, that's the way I took it. As an audience
member, I felt like, I don't know if it was editing, but
it felt like you had just because it went The editing made it look like
you went from zero to one hundred in four seconds, but in reality,
if you really look at it, it was probably over ten or fifty minutes,
where you're like enough, dude, enough, Yeah yeah, no,
actually, actually, if you really do watch it. The reason was not
because of I told him about the shot thing, and it wasn't actually about
that. It was when he's I actually told him like just chill out now,
like like come on, and I just said it to him. I
didn't say it in front of everyone because I didn't want to embarrass him,
because I'm not about that. It was just when he said, oh am
I an asshole then, and when he put those words in my mouth,
I was like, I never called you an asshole? Yeah, oh my
god. And if he sounds like that, I was like, I never
called you an asshole. And honest if I won't think you're an asshole?
Did you just say it's your face? Like that's what we're like? Yeah,
okay, yeah, So well, can we talk about whales a little
bit? Um, lots of questions. You have a lot of fans.
Whales is a Whales is a um enchanting place. Um, it's where Shrek
is for a scary place. No, no, no, it's from Scotland.
Um it is the land of the dragon. It is. It is
uh, you know Gareth Bale and Aaron Ramsey and fights in the street with
broken glass and stuff. So yeah, what's going on in Wales? What's
going on in Wales? Oh? I love Whales. It's my hometown.
It's a great place to go. Honestly, if you can ever go when
you come to the UK. Is no offense, but quite a lot of
Americans just go to London. I don't even go to London that much.
So Whales is where it's a I think you guys all think that we live
in some like medieval place there and we're like jousted in with horses in the
streets. But yeah, it's not quite like. We do have castles,
but I think I've only been to like a few, so it's not like
that that. What does Whales do the best? Rugby rugby days? Okay?
Drinkin drink, drink the best? Okay, do you guys drink Buckfast?
Is that a thing in Whales? No, that's Scotland. That's Scotland.
I've never tried that gets you? Oh no, I don't know.
Yeah, No, buck Fast is like the four loco of Scotland. It's
absolutely disgusting. Um, yeah, you're drinking on your light twelve Elrie Gwen,
which is just the most fucking gay Welsh name. What is it?
Shouldn't I should? I think that's what you're trying to say. Amazing to
see a fellow Welsh person on TV. How did you feel about the How
did you feel about the use of subtitles? Made her laugh every time.
You know what, I'm not going to talk about the world words I said.
I was literally it is my first time in front of like green sky,
and I was just panicking, and I was just like, what do
I know? And well, because I actually speak more wels now, I'm
learning a lot more because I want to do more like presenting on that side
and stuff like that. And I look back of the words I said,
and I was it was service station like what But yeah, they're completely the
curcitles, which is fine, but like you guys aren't going to know,
like not even English people know what that means to me. So it's a
complete it's a fucking language. You guys have your own language. Yeah,
okay, very it's getting more popular. Actually yeah, so is it like
it's not like pikey or gay like it's like a I don't know if that's
insulting. I'm sorry, I don't know, I'm not but yeah, okay,
all right, all right, sorry, I'm gonna just put my foot
in my mouth and we'll move on. Now. We're gonna get into some
uncomfortable questions Lucky, and you you have to answer the question. You absolutely
have to answer. There's no way around it. Okay. So if Gary
the quote unquote chose him one. This is a question by Beth Lander,
would he have gone for you? Would you have been into Gary? No?
No, okay? How about Colin? That's it? Colin? No,
okay, Before you ask the next one, I want to I want
to say this, okay, And I don't want you to get angry.
I won't. I'll try, Okay. The three way kisses were quite a
thing this season. Yeah, you Mad's and Fabio's smoochie smoochie quite often.
Um, were you into mister Alex at all throughout the season? Oh my
god, I get this all the time. It's always like a question.
People like ship it Like they're like, oh, Lucian Alex, like we
ship it? Please? Wish you would got together. Me and Alex were
literally friends. Do you know what I'm gonna say. I am five foot
nine, I'm a big go on. My requirements in life are a boy
a lot bigger than me that can pick me up. And I wasn't given
the greatest selection on the boat. That's all I'm going to say. But
they're very good looking, and they're all in their own name. Just not
my cup of tea. Chase is big, but he is like an American
eagle tattooed on his chest. So it's just kind of a lot. And
Lucy had remarks, she's not into American guys. You did say that,
said, you said it, but you just met I'm not into Chase.
I haven't met an American guy that's turned my eyes. So no, okay,
Well, you know there's a lot of people in this country. There's
a ton of people. Oh, I get a lot of hate for that
comment. I always get the American guy's messaging me like you So I bought
no chance? Like no, and Dalton from Downtown whatever, you don't have
a chance anyway, Yes, yes, all right, So Dalton is the
perfect name for the the stereotypical either would send you that d It's so perfect.
All right, This is redundant questions, but at least Anderson asked,
So when you were doing those three way kisses, it wasn't about making out
with Alex. Was it about helping Mads out being a good wing woman?
Oh yeah, I think that was a great win woman. To be honest,
I was quite pasced when I did most of the freeway kisses, but
yeah, it was a wing woman move, Like why can't they just kiss
anyway? I literally I had to get involved for them to kiss, like
yeah, do it. It was like get annoying. I don't want to
say you were a bad wing woman. It was just you. You did
what you could, but you you did fail at your task of being a
wing woman. They never really Yeah, they didn't think they'd never happened.
Have you watched the last episode? Yeah, but that's not enough, and
let's talk about the last episode. It wasn't enough. And I just wanted,
like, what was going on with Mad's and Gary? Because Mad seems
like such a no bullshit, very competent, kind of next foot forward kind
of girl. How did she he gets so wrapped up in the Gary ship?
Because I felt that at twenty four, she was at the time it's
a time where you can play and do whatever you want and to whoever you
want. And I feel like people take it so seriously that she was just
like getting with him and like can I swear yeah, of course, like
shagging him and stuff, and it's like so not that deep, Like it's
so if this was happening in an office, where it happens way worse because
you're all getting with each other in like a big commercial office, no one
would even bat an eyelid, but because it was happening obviously on a boat,
like they were all bat an eyelid, and like he was obviously upset
about in the end. And I think she can do whatever she wants,
Like she's an independent woman, and she did stay it. She totally can
do whatever she wants. But the thing that was so confusing about it to
me was just that. And I think that there were there were pressures on
Mad's because one Gary is not only higher up than her in the work environment,
but also on the show. I don't know if that plays into it
at all, but it was just confusing because Mads seems so above Gary shit,
but was also so nauseated by him. So I think every episode when
you guys went out, we were just rooting for her to not but we
understand that in that floating prison that you guys are on, it's a little
bit more complicated. It is if it's if it's like if there's a piece
of cake in front of you, you're going to eat on you? Yeah,
yeah, exactly. It's a metaphor for sea rats, Yeah yeah,
it is, And we hope you don't take offense to that term. Um.
All right, So, Lucky Sam Dunas, would you ever do another
season of Below Deck? He says, you played almost an audience narrator part,
which he loved. Yeah, as she wasn't in the drama, but
he wondered if you'd basically ever come back on the show again and do another
season. Oh my gosh, one Min, I'm so ready to be second
too. Like Lucky, you gotta like some guys on the boat though,
that's what they don't. You dare find love, Okay, don't fall in
love with anybody yet. You got plenty of life to live. But Bravo,
please listen up. Lucky, Mad's alex And and Chase. They are
the core for moving forward, Okay, Colin and Daisy and Gary they've made
us sick, okay with their throuble mellow drama. Okay, well let's talk
about let's talk about days Daisy was? I mean, I've just fucking had
it with Daisy this season. We just love her, it's just the throuble.
We didn't like that storyline, all right. A couple other quick playing
on a second was she was she slipping it all in her responsibilities. Yeah,
I get that. Well, she let a guy bleed out for fifteen
She let guy bleed out for fifteen minutes, Like I mean, Lucy,
basically, when when you're docking, all you ever have is like Gary chasing
Acts's voice and Glenn. Yeah, so when you're cleaning up and you're tired,
like you're all turning down like any boat, you really would do that.
It's not ideal. Shouldn't have happened. She obviously knows she did wrong
that right, but it was like a freak thing. And like again,
like just get I was actually a sleep WHI shouldn't look great, but I
was. Actually I had a really late night. Yeah, so obviously one
of us students would have been there usually because we usually upstair. It's like
all the time when they're docking. Yeah, okay, well, um,
worst charter guests of this season. I would imagine season finale because you had
to flush a man's feces for him, which is that wasn't me. I
think the sick was worse. Oh you do, I don't know. Well,
yeah, the the um the drain isn't big enough for the particulates to
all go down. Yeah, no, I've been there, but it was
like, I'm not even joking. I don't know what he'd been drinking,
but it was like wax. Ye. I never thought i'd no, no,
I never thought I'd do this in my podcasting career. But I do
need clarification. Who left the fucking turd? What room was that in?
It was this this one? I don't know who, but it was It
was definitely that little tiny little ball. The primary, the Primary and his
boyfriend the best. Yeah, I love them too, right, I still
talk to Grant today. He was really, really kind. It seemed like,
yeah, that was a confusing charter, all right. So were they
the worst charter that you ever worked on in my whole career of being a
YACHTI yes, I would say it was up that just because I was tired,
But I've definitely had had bad ones as well. What work can you
give us the number one worst one that's worse than someone not flashing a toilet
toilet and throwing up into I can't actually because I've actually not find any NBA
used for it, and I'm not gonna say any names anyway, So it's
not really a thing you do in your ing is to tell people, but
I once had a young, much younger woman with a much older man,
and and all she did the whole time was just flawn everything he bought her
in Monaco, So just an annoying I guess, okay, we'll wrap this
up real quick. What are you doing now? You got a college I
would jump. I would jump off the fucking boat if I had to be
around that, that dynamic. That dynamic makes me so sick. I'd make
fun of it to myself. Oh my god, Luckey, you got a
college degree? Did was the college degree and being a sports agent? What
can you give some clarification on the degree? Right? So, yeah,
my degree is in sports management. I think a lot of people think that
I did say I wanted to be an agent, but I covered quite a
lad basis in sports management. So my dream, actually, I would say
my career goal, which I'm going to get because I'm very positive in that
way, is I want to be a presenter, but that is way in
in the future. The main thing I really want to do is I'm in
the industry of yachting, and I think it's such a shame to just stop
at a junior stew level. So I want to be second stew and we
got Yeah, we got so worried that you frozen there. Yeah, I
want to be a second stew and I'm ready. I'm ready for that,
fucking stars. Be a chief stew but mine lucky, but don't. Oh
yeah, I will be one day. But I got to do the step
in stones first, Okay, but also do present it because you would be
so phenomenal presenting. I hope that we watch a broadcast with you in the
future. We've taken up one last glass question because it's a trope of the
show. Mary f kill Alex, Chase Gary. You have to answer the
question. You cannot answer the question, Marie Alex. Oh my god,
his bante is unreal. He's so dry and suck usta. Yeah, you
don't really see that, but he's funny. Uh, oh my god,
you have to have sex with Chaser. Get he's not in there. He's
not in there. I wouldn't. I guess you kill kill um kill Gary
and go um Lucky. Sorry, sorry, it's a season long thing.
I give you your name back. Your name is Lucy Edmunds. Lucy Edmunds.
We loved you so much this season. You're such a bright Spot.
We hope to see you in the future. We're really really happy for you
with your degree. I just have to say your family seems like the loveliest
group of people. Yeah, you're you come from good stock. We loved
you on the season. We hope you're You're back to the next one.
Listen up Bravo cast again. Yes, Bravo and all the little little Barnacles
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