The Downbeat on ninety seven to one the Freak. You want to bring them
back for all time, saying, oh everybody, it's eight oh seven in
the am. Ninety seven point won the Freak, the Downbeat. This is
Cash, Siroy, This is my show. Happy to be with Mike,
Siroy and Danny Bayless co hosting with me today. Thanks for having us,
man. I just I wanted all my fans to be introduced to you guys.
Just tell tell us a little bit about who you are and what you
do. What you do here because I am I am out of steam.
I would love to meet your fans. Yeah, where are your fans.
I've never met a name Faxum, don't all your fans say hey, Mike,
you know I'm Cash and I go, oh now they say Soroy.
I've advised many back in the day, and I think it was Steve Dennis,
the local sportsman, who was the first to wise up and just calling
us both Siroy, yep, and know that you're always going to get it
right, and know that that person doesn't know which one you are. Yeah,
and that's fine, It's okay, I respect it. That's all right.
Imagine the alternate universe where you and I were successful. Danny had our
own businesses and cash Siroy was hosting his own radio show by himself. Think
of the ratings. Scrounging for the peanuts to buy his buttermilk. I got
a text from Java John and he says, not that anyone really cares,
but if you brew coffee at less than one hundred and ninety five degrees,
it's going to be under extracted and bitter. Oh so that's why you brew
your coffee at those high temperatures. Under extracted and bitter. Yeah, he's
just coffee snobing you so hard. Okay, well, I think he knows
a little bit more about me. And then he says the steamed milk of
the latte then cools it down to be drinkable the machine here, which is
another thing I don't understand. I think is bs. By the way,
can I say the S word? No, you can say A macf does
it all the time, and I just don't care. He's a podcaster on
TV. On TV, I think we can say that. I think you
can. We can, but they don't want us to. They You can
say what do I care? You can say a hyeah, you d You
can call someone a D or call someone an AH. You can't refer to
your body parts as such as you. I'm gonna sneak it in conversationally throughout
the morning, which one I don't know yet? Can you say D?
H? That doesn't even who says that? No? Or whole whole?
Because you can say D and you can say I need to say D no,
I don't know. I wouldn't. That's not don't. Anyway, the
coffee machine asked me how many ounces I wanted? I want? I wanted
twelve. Then it also has the for strong. And if it's a K
cup thing and you're doing twelve, does how do you make it strong?
Two on four? I don't want to talk coffee anymore. We' I'm not
here to talk coffee. We're here to talk milk. Let's really break this
down. No, we've done that, Okay, idiot part you take one
full segment on milk like we covered it. Okay, I feel like we
covered it all right, Let's move on to something fun. This is something
we do each and every day. What is it on Fridays? And by
the way, the segment is brought to you by the American Dairy Association.
Yes, and Rodney Anderson dot com. I talked to Rodney Anderson this week.
Boy, that can go to promo this week. Yeah, what are
you guys talking about? You doing a REFI doing some doing some financing work
with Randy, with Rodney and Kid, it's time to step inside the Ghost
Pepper Pavilion. That's what we're doing, and we do it with the King
of Spice, as this man was known for a very long time. I'm
the King of Spice self proclaimed. Yeah, we figured it was. You
know, why the hell are you reacting like that? I mean, because
it's something you it's something you made up. Self proclaimed nicknames, which are
unofficial by the way. Yeah, Big Shale doesn't like that nickname. Okay,
don't don't be an idiot, often frowned upon in most circles. I
have a bit with Christina right where she will this is hard to talk about.
Well you're too late, okay, know that it's just she and I
sitting next to each other. I'm not and everything I do is just to
make her laugh, So none of this would be real, right, but
we'll see something on TV. I'm like, that's a good nickname for me.
I should start, you know, start going by that, like there's
a rapper or something called his name was hot Genius. I'm like, oh,
you should call me that, And now she will kind of jokingly call
me that. So you're watching the amazing race and they were in like Thailand,
and they visited a place called Hung King, and you didn't how do
you think I handled that? All duper shake that tiny ding, don't play
that out, don't play that out Hung King. I think I just whipped
my head in her like the side I like, I mean, I'm not
gonna say it, but the story says, I tell myself it's right there.
The grooming that goes on, six years of just pure grooming that poor
girl, just brainwashing her thinking he's funny, he's cool. I think funny.
Yeah, he's the Hong King. I mean right, I've seen enough
shame, honey, look on how to become a cult leader that I didn't
realize it was happening right below my nose the time. You are like the
David koresh of love, aren't you. Yeah, this is something has to
explain, explain that I only have one member in my She's really hot and
cool, good enough. Her hair smells good too, right, sir,
Yes, it does all right. Time to step inside the Ghost Pepper Pavilion
where we make spicy spicy hot on the Scoville scale predictions for what you're gonna
see as the Cowboys face the Panthers. Let's step inside scorching hot predictions.
That's it, with the little gap still left in there. Uh. Current
score update. I have five and a half points, and I'm known as
having the hottest predictions of anyone in here, so that those are even harder
to get those points. But five and a half for me, Danny has
three, Kevio, who is not here, has two points. The listeners
are stuck on zero points. You know the listeners used to have a point
and they got it remoked. Yeah, Mikey took it away from them.
Would they do try to sip his milk? They just didn't. They weren't
acting right. Yeah, lessons need to sometimes there's more of a punishment.
So this is where we I'd like to reaward them that half point. Does
he have the authority to do this? Looks like I just opened the segment.
It's my show. I'd like to reward you with something that has long
been yours and been stolen unnecessarily, I award you one half point. He
does have seniority over you too, Do you see me point when I said
it, he's older. Okay, you know what, I'm gonna respect that.
I think I do appreciate you coming in and helping us help me in
our third leg of this stool. You are not a dh The listeners now
have a half point because Cash gave it to him. Yes, that's officially
on the board, thank you. Mike has five and a half, Dany
has three, Kevin has two. The listeners now have one half of a
point. Cash, Siroy has zero points. But we're gonna let you play
this week if you want to. I gotta have three, right, you
gotta have three. They gotta be hot. You don't come around here with
with some now, hold on, I have I have heard this segment before.
It's very popular, Thank you. Yes, And they don't all have
to be hot. Yeah, I'm prepared. Look, the loose game is
you try to steal one early with something that could happen, and then you
just go nuts. I think I did not go mild enough with one in
order to maybe get a point. But I am willing to go first if
you want me to or would you like to go firs? Let's not one
of us go first. And I think we have recorded predictions from Kevin?
What order do you think we should go? Let's hear from Kevin? All
right, Kevin Turner normally our third member here is in New York for a
well deserved and much needed break. Kai Kevio has I apparently recorded his three
predictions. Are they separate or they want two? Three separate? All right,
here we go. Kevin Turner. Prediction number one for Cowboys at Panthers
Ceedee Lamb will smell his fingers at least three times as he breaks the franchise
record for ten catch games in a season. When he has his fifth ten
catch game of the year, at least three finger smells. Okay, see
the point is the finger smells. He's gonna get that easy. All the
extra stuff about the one hundred and fifty yards may or may not happen,
but ten else I don't know that he's he gets I don't think he averages
three finger smells the game. I really don't. I think it's like one
one and a half boy, I don't think so. I don't think I
dog gone it I don't think he averages three finger finger smells of a game
dog gun it. I think he does. Is that a hot prediction?
Though he said ten catch ten catches, that'sbody said that the three fingers smells
twice because he's trying to he's already angling. Okay, I'm glad that you
see this, and now you maybe are representing the listeners trying to see the
transparency of this. Yeah, you want to say something that you can argue
for a point? Yes, right, So he kind of had two predictions
in one. What if he has nine catches and two and three fingers smells,
he's gonna then we are going to be leaning to be like, you
know what, take a point, Kevo, because we are pretty giving want
all right, since I have yeah power, the power of the point right
now, I am pre declaring that if he goes for that BS argument,
ye quarter point. No, we're not getting quarter points involved. I promise
you that, all right. Prediction number two from Kevin Turner, someone on
the Fox broadcast will make a hooked on a Thelen reference in regards to Panthers
wide receiver Adam Thielen looking at you a little baby, KK looked on a
theling hooked on a theling, I like it. You can kind of hear
the Naked Cowboys strumming his guitar in Times Square right behind Kevin as he makes
these predictions, which is probably the song he was singing, records him and
sends him in. I think he was standing right outside of Silly Puppets he
recorded his predictions, all right, kat Tace. The Cowboys will have a
third and one situation on their very first drive fullback Hunter Lipkey will be in
at fullback as they're in the eye formation trying to get one yard to get
that first down. But as we know, this game is being played in
Carolina, and they played the panther screeching sound to get the crowd fired up.
Right before the snap, they play the screeching panther. Hunry Lipke will
poop his pants a little bit and lean forward for a false start and then
have to run to the locker room a change of pant They will convert on
the third and six. Though, wow, lord, so here's here's what
he's doing. Obviously, do you need to make a poopa one hundred lippy
pant crap is probably not gonna happen, but you could see a third and
one that there's a false start, and then they convert the third and six
and we'll give them to him. We will give them at least a half.
Yeah, so it's it's smart. You're trying to get points, which
you're also trying to entertain. I like how this game is slowly without us
talking about it turned into that we're all figuring it out. I don't think
I did it right. Yours aren't funny, Oh no, no, just
funny. It'll you to have to be food or doo dooo in them.
Ummm, no, mean to go where you want to go, flip a
coin. I'm ready if you are, I'll go. Okay, all right.
My three predictions for Cowboys Panthers pay dirt. Tony Pollard has not stood
with a football in the end zone for over two months, but he will
score two or more touchdowns this Sunday. Okay, I love it. He's
due. That is very close to my first prediction prediction. Two boosh,
the volcano volcano in Iceland will erupt during this game, and there will be
a national news cut in probably just a split screen type situation. Okay,
probably just screen. You've been correct on a similar prediction. Yeah, I
got it, earthquake, Yes, in San Francisco. It's right, played
that game and there was one like that morning that it showed up a little
bit on the richterscale in Washington or something like that. Boosh, look out
for that one bosh. Prediction three boogety boogety buggety. The twenty twenty three
NASCAR Cup Series champion Ryan Blaney will be in attendance in Charlotte, near where
he lives, and will be shown on TV cross eyed while dumping a box
of uncooked Hamburger partner on his own head, just shaking noodles on his head,
and then the sauce powder make sture just got him on the head like
the prize at the bottom of a cereal. Let's win. I'm all okay,
uh me your cash, you're ready for me. Let's go cash cash
first time. All right, here we go. Prediction one. The Dallas
Cowboys defense will intercept not one, but two Bryce Young passes and return them
for touchdowns. And it was close to your two touchdown things. Ye yeah,
no, that's that's fine. That's what two pick sixes man, And
you know what, you know what, I'll say it right now. If
he nails that two points, there's no question because it's such an unlikely Maybe
I did this right. You were doing really good so too. As everyone
knows, the single most electrifying play in football is the flee flicker. The
flea flicker, and one will be executed perfectly for a touchdown in this game,
creating buzz that the team that scored that touchdown may soon switch to a
flee flicker based offense. This guy's been calling for a flat flicker based offense
for twenty plus years. I'm not in studio that offense, so I got
to play the hits. So basically, you want the NFL to turn into
six man football because pretty much every play in six man football is a flee
flicker. Oh I'm sorry, has did you ever hear the RPO fifteen years
ago? Yeah? Things change, things evolved, and you know what,
once you sit down with him, it's it's taxing. But if he lobs
into a good ten minute explanation, you can kind of see how a flea
flicker based offense might It might work. If you can't get past the taxing
part. Flea flickers usually work, and then you can. Sometimes you just
run it. Yeah, yeah, sure, and that's an unflicked flea.
It makes more sense than you think. Just yeah, steep like a tea
in it for a while. Prediction three Carolina Panthers mascot Sir Perr, who
is tied for the lowest paid mascot in the NFL. We'll attempt to gain
notoriety against America's team by getting so close to a Cowboys player after a touchdown
that a spiked football will fly directly into his nuts. Ah, he looked
up payrolls of mascots. I've got him. Actually, we can talk about
it later if you want. We got plenty of time. Oh yeah,
those are my predictions. I can't believe you brought up Sir Per's the danger
of going last ye, So, Sir Perr is going to take a spiked
football from the Cowboys into the nuts. That's right, that's good, that's
that's right, all right? Thank you? Are we ready? I can't
believe you brought up sir number one. Little baby KK will make another mention,
as he did last week, that viewers must be tired of how many
games he and Greg have done in a row, and he will be one
correct. Okay, that's it number two Cowboys tied end Jake Ferguson. We'll
catch a touchdown pass in the back of the end zone in bull stride,
which will end in a gruesome collision with the Panthers mascot, resulting in Sir
Per spending several minutes inside the medical tent. Sir Per added the medical tent
in mind god Per in the medical feature, Sir Per prominently featured, and
he's right next to the tunnel that goes to wherever a stupid locker room is.
But they're gonna bring him all the way back to the sideline and put
him in the official NFL medical with his little paw feet sticking out. Sir
Per's mascot head falls off in a cross eyed team anyway? Cross eyed?
Is it? Auto? Last? Should of got? I looked up Panthers
mascot and just in big bold letters, I'm like, yep, this is
making it all right. And finally, oh boy, Panthers kicker Eddie Pinero
will miss an extra point on the close up replay bring the music down,
The camera will catch an inscription on holder Johnny Hecker's towel. Upon further review,
the Internet will zoom in and reveal that the words on Johnny Hecker's towel
say I eat ass, the internet will go insane. He said, Okay,
first off, I think the shocked look on JJ's face represents represents all
the god I sweating, the slam down volume knobs if I slam down volume
volume knobs, and in cars, the explanation to toddlers across the Metroplex in
their car seats, What did dingu just say, Daddy, I'm not proud
of us right now? It's it's it's sort of unrelated even to the missed
extra point, but the mixed extra point leads to the inspection of what happened
to the point of contact. You miss an extra point. They go to
the repeat camera, the slow it down, see where it all went wrong,
and there the holder, Yeah, we got it. Also, punter
Johnny Hecker's right there. He's got the towels draped over his leg because he
wants to keep the ball dry, keep his hands dry. Got the whole
picture, and there's something in magic marker written on the towel. It won't
be noticed in the game, but Internet Internet sleuths will go, I wonder
what that says. They'll stop the frame, they'll zoom in and there it
is bright his day. Are those three famous words, and the Internet will
go and say, keep look out everybody for that one. I'm going to
watch the game now. And all these all these hot predictions here in the
Ghost Pepper Pavilion, all right, let's win them all, fellas. I
just loved that Eddie Pignero's into that, all right. I mean, Johnny
Hecker's into that. He's really into it, way into it. All the
world, world to know, God, all right, ding' goods, Morning
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