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The Downbeat on ninety seven to one
the Freak. You want to bring them

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back for all time, saying,
oh everybody, it's eight oh seven in

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the am. Ninety seven point won
the Freak, the Downbeat. This is

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Cash, Siroy, This is my
show. Happy to be with Mike,

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Siroy and Danny Bayless co hosting with
me today. Thanks for having us,

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man. I just I wanted all
my fans to be introduced to you guys.

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Just tell tell us a little bit
about who you are and what you

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do. What you do here because
I am I am out of steam.

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I would love to meet your fans. Yeah, where are your fans.

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I've never met a name Faxum,
don't all your fans say hey, Mike,

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you know I'm Cash and I go, oh now they say Soroy.

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I've advised many back in the day, and I think it was Steve Dennis,

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the local sportsman, who was the
first to wise up and just calling

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us both Siroy, yep, and
know that you're always going to get it

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right, and know that that person
doesn't know which one you are. Yeah,

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and that's fine, It's okay,
I respect it. That's all right.

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Imagine the alternate universe where you and
I were successful. Danny had our

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own businesses and cash Siroy was hosting
his own radio show by himself. Think

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of the ratings. Scrounging for the
peanuts to buy his buttermilk. I got

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a text from Java John and he
says, not that anyone really cares,

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but if you brew coffee at less
than one hundred and ninety five degrees,

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it's going to be under extracted and
bitter. Oh so that's why you brew

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your coffee at those high temperatures.
Under extracted and bitter. Yeah, he's

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just coffee snobing you so hard.
Okay, well, I think he knows

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a little bit more about me.
And then he says the steamed milk of

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the latte then cools it down to
be drinkable the machine here, which is

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another thing I don't understand. I
think is bs. By the way,

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can I say the S word?
No, you can say A macf does

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it all the time, and I
just don't care. He's a podcaster on

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TV. On TV, I think
we can say that. I think you

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can. We can, but they
don't want us to. They You can

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say what do I care? You
can say a hyeah, you d You

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can call someone a D or call
someone an AH. You can't refer to

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your body parts as such as you. I'm gonna sneak it in conversationally throughout

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the morning, which one I don't
know yet? Can you say D?

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H? That doesn't even who says
that? No? Or whole whole?

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Because you can say D and you
can say I need to say D no,

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I don't know. I wouldn't.
That's not don't. Anyway, the

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coffee machine asked me how many ounces
I wanted? I want? I wanted

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twelve. Then it also has the
for strong. And if it's a K

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cup thing and you're doing twelve,
does how do you make it strong?

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Two on four? I don't want
to talk coffee anymore. We' I'm not

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here to talk coffee. We're here
to talk milk. Let's really break this

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down. No, we've done that, Okay, idiot part you take one

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full segment on milk like we covered
it. Okay, I feel like we

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covered it all right, Let's move
on to something fun. This is something

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we do each and every day.
What is it on Fridays? And by

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the way, the segment is brought
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Yes, and Rodney Anderson dot com. I talked to Rodney Anderson this week.

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Boy, that can go to promo
this week. Yeah, what are

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you guys talking about? You doing
a REFI doing some doing some financing work

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with Randy, with Rodney and Kid, it's time to step inside the Ghost

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Pepper Pavilion. That's what we're doing, and we do it with the King

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of Spice, as this man was
known for a very long time. I'm

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the King of Spice self proclaimed.
Yeah, we figured it was. You

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know, why the hell are you
reacting like that? I mean, because

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it's something you it's something you made
up. Self proclaimed nicknames, which are

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unofficial by the way. Yeah,
Big Shale doesn't like that nickname. Okay,

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don't don't be an idiot, often
frowned upon in most circles. I

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have a bit with Christina right where
she will this is hard to talk about.

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Well you're too late, okay,
know that it's just she and I

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sitting next to each other. I'm
not and everything I do is just to

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make her laugh, So none of
this would be real, right, but

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we'll see something on TV. I'm
like, that's a good nickname for me.

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I should start, you know,
start going by that, like there's

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a rapper or something called his name
was hot Genius. I'm like, oh,

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you should call me that, And
now she will kind of jokingly call

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me that. So you're watching the
amazing race and they were in like Thailand,

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and they visited a place called Hung
King, and you didn't how do

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you think I handled that? All
duper shake that tiny ding, don't play

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that out, don't play that out
Hung King. I think I just whipped

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my head in her like the side
I like, I mean, I'm not

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gonna say it, but the story
says, I tell myself it's right there.

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The grooming that goes on, six
years of just pure grooming that poor

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girl, just brainwashing her thinking he's
funny, he's cool. I think funny.

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Yeah, he's the Hong King.
I mean right, I've seen enough

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shame, honey, look on how
to become a cult leader that I didn't

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realize it was happening right below my
nose the time. You are like the

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David koresh of love, aren't you. Yeah, this is something has to

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explain, explain that I only have
one member in my She's really hot and

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cool, good enough. Her hair
smells good too, right, sir,

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Yes, it does all right.
Time to step inside the Ghost Pepper Pavilion

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where we make spicy spicy hot on
the Scoville scale predictions for what you're gonna

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see as the Cowboys face the Panthers. Let's step inside scorching hot predictions.

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That's it, with the little gap
still left in there. Uh. Current

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score update. I have five and
a half points, and I'm known as

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having the hottest predictions of anyone in
here, so that those are even harder

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to get those points. But five
and a half for me, Danny has

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three, Kevio, who is not
here, has two points. The listeners

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are stuck on zero points. You
know the listeners used to have a point

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and they got it remoked. Yeah, Mikey took it away from them.

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Would they do try to sip his
milk? They just didn't. They weren't

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acting right. Yeah, lessons need
to sometimes there's more of a punishment.

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So this is where we I'd like
to reaward them that half point. Does

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he have the authority to do this? Looks like I just opened the segment.

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It's my show. I'd like to
reward you with something that has long

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been yours and been stolen unnecessarily,
I award you one half point. He

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does have seniority over you too,
Do you see me point when I said

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it, he's older. Okay,
you know what, I'm gonna respect that.

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I think I do appreciate you coming
in and helping us help me in

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our third leg of this stool.
You are not a dh The listeners now

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have a half point because Cash gave
it to him. Yes, that's officially

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on the board, thank you.
Mike has five and a half, Dany

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has three, Kevin has two.
The listeners now have one half of a

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point. Cash, Siroy has zero
points. But we're gonna let you play

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this week if you want to.
I gotta have three, right, you

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gotta have three. They gotta be
hot. You don't come around here with

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with some now, hold on,
I have I have heard this segment before.

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It's very popular, Thank you.
Yes, And they don't all have

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to be hot. Yeah, I'm
prepared. Look, the loose game is

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you try to steal one early with
something that could happen, and then you

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just go nuts. I think I
did not go mild enough with one in

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order to maybe get a point.
But I am willing to go first if

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you want me to or would you
like to go firs? Let's not one

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of us go first. And I
think we have recorded predictions from Kevin?

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What order do you think we should
go? Let's hear from Kevin? All

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right, Kevin Turner normally our third
member here is in New York for a

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well deserved and much needed break.
Kai Kevio has I apparently recorded his three

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predictions. Are they separate or they
want two? Three separate? All right,

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here we go. Kevin Turner.
Prediction number one for Cowboys at Panthers

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Ceedee Lamb will smell his fingers at
least three times as he breaks the franchise

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record for ten catch games in a
season. When he has his fifth ten

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catch game of the year, at
least three finger smells. Okay, see

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the point is the finger smells.
He's gonna get that easy. All the

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extra stuff about the one hundred and
fifty yards may or may not happen,

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but ten else I don't know that
he's he gets I don't think he averages

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three finger smells the game. I
really don't. I think it's like one

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one and a half boy, I
don't think so. I don't think I

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dog gone it I don't think he
averages three finger finger smells of a game

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dog gun it. I think he
does. Is that a hot prediction?

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Though he said ten catch ten catches, that'sbody said that the three fingers smells

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twice because he's trying to he's already
angling. Okay, I'm glad that you

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see this, and now you maybe
are representing the listeners trying to see the

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transparency of this. Yeah, you
want to say something that you can argue

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for a point? Yes, right, So he kind of had two predictions

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in one. What if he has
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he's gonna then we are going to
be leaning to be like, you

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know what, take a point,
Kevo, because we are pretty giving want

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all right, since I have yeah
power, the power of the point right

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now, I am pre declaring that
if he goes for that BS argument,

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ye quarter point. No, we're
not getting quarter points involved. I promise

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you that, all right. Prediction
number two from Kevin Turner, someone on

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the Fox broadcast will make a hooked
on a Thelen reference in regards to Panthers

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wide receiver Adam Thielen looking at you
a little baby, KK looked on a

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theling hooked on a theling, I
like it. You can kind of hear

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the Naked Cowboys strumming his guitar in
Times Square right behind Kevin as he makes

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these predictions, which is probably the
song he was singing, records him and

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sends him in. I think he
was standing right outside of Silly Puppets he

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recorded his predictions, all right,
kat Tace. The Cowboys will have a

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third and one situation on their very
first drive fullback Hunter Lipkey will be in

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at fullback as they're in the eye
formation trying to get one yard to get

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that first down. But as we
know, this game is being played in

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Carolina, and they played the panther
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Right before the snap, they play
the screeching panther. Hunry Lipke will

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poop his pants a little bit and
lean forward for a false start and then

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have to run to the locker room
a change of pant They will convert on

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the third and six. Though,
wow, lord, so here's here's what

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he's doing. Obviously, do you
need to make a poopa one hundred lippy

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pant crap is probably not gonna happen, but you could see a third and

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one that there's a false start,
and then they convert the third and six

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and we'll give them to him.
We will give them at least a half.

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Yeah, so it's it's smart.
You're trying to get points, which

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you're also trying to entertain. I
like how this game is slowly without us

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talking about it turned into that we're
all figuring it out. I don't think

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I did it right. Yours aren't
funny, Oh no, no, just

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funny. It'll you to have to
be food or doo dooo in them.

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Ummm, no, mean to go
where you want to go, flip a

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coin. I'm ready if you are, I'll go. Okay, all right.

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My three predictions for Cowboys Panthers pay
dirt. Tony Pollard has not stood

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with a football in the end zone
for over two months, but he will

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score two or more touchdowns this Sunday. Okay, I love it. He's

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due. That is very close to
my first prediction prediction. Two boosh,

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the volcano volcano in Iceland will erupt
during this game, and there will be

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a national news cut in probably just
a split screen type situation. Okay,

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probably just screen. You've been correct
on a similar prediction. Yeah, I

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got it, earthquake, Yes,
in San Francisco. It's right, played

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that game and there was one like
that morning that it showed up a little

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bit on the richterscale in Washington or
something like that. Boosh, look out

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for that one bosh. Prediction three
boogety boogety buggety. The twenty twenty three

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NASCAR Cup Series champion Ryan Blaney will
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he lives, and will be shown
on TV cross eyed while dumping a box

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of uncooked Hamburger partner on his own
head, just shaking noodles on his head,

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and then the sauce powder make sture
just got him on the head like

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the prize at the bottom of a
cereal. Let's win. I'm all okay,

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uh me your cash, you're ready
for me. Let's go cash cash

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first time. All right, here
we go. Prediction one. The Dallas

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Cowboys defense will intercept not one,
but two Bryce Young passes and return them

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for touchdowns. And it was close
to your two touchdown things. Ye yeah,

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no, that's that's fine. That's
what two pick sixes man, And

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you know what, you know what, I'll say it right now. If

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he nails that two points, there's
no question because it's such an unlikely Maybe

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I did this right. You were
doing really good so too. As everyone

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knows, the single most electrifying play
in football is the flee flicker. The

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flea flicker, and one will be
executed perfectly for a touchdown in this game,

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creating buzz that the team that scored
that touchdown may soon switch to a

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flee flicker based offense. This guy's
been calling for a flat flicker based offense

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for twenty plus years. I'm not
in studio that offense, so I got

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to play the hits. So basically, you want the NFL to turn into

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six man football because pretty much every
play in six man football is a flee

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flicker. Oh I'm sorry, has
did you ever hear the RPO fifteen years

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ago? Yeah? Things change,
things evolved, and you know what,

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once you sit down with him,
it's it's taxing. But if he lobs

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into a good ten minute explanation,
you can kind of see how a flea

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flicker based offense might It might work. If you can't get past the taxing

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part. Flea flickers usually work,
and then you can. Sometimes you just

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run it. Yeah, yeah,
sure, and that's an unflicked flea.

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It makes more sense than you think. Just yeah, steep like a tea

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in it for a while. Prediction
three Carolina Panthers mascot Sir Perr, who

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is tied for the lowest paid mascot
in the NFL. We'll attempt to gain

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notoriety against America's team by getting so
close to a Cowboys player after a touchdown

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that a spiked football will fly directly
into his nuts. Ah, he looked

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up payrolls of mascots. I've got
him. Actually, we can talk about

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it later if you want. We
got plenty of time. Oh yeah,

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those are my predictions. I can't
believe you brought up Sir Per's the danger

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of going last ye, So,
Sir Perr is going to take a spiked

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football from the Cowboys into the nuts. That's right, that's good, that's

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that's right, all right? Thank
you? Are we ready? I can't

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believe you brought up sir number one. Little baby KK will make another mention,

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as he did last week, that
viewers must be tired of how many

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games he and Greg have done in
a row, and he will be one

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correct. Okay, that's it number
two Cowboys tied end Jake Ferguson. We'll

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catch a touchdown pass in the back
of the end zone in bull stride,

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which will end in a gruesome collision
with the Panthers mascot, resulting in Sir

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Per spending several minutes inside the medical
tent. Sir Per added the medical tent

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in mind god Per in the medical
feature, Sir Per prominently featured, and

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he's right next to the tunnel that
goes to wherever a stupid locker room is.

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But they're gonna bring him all the
way back to the sideline and put

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him in the official NFL medical with
his little paw feet sticking out. Sir

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Per's mascot head falls off in a
cross eyed team anyway? Cross eyed?

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Is it? Auto? Last?
Should of got? I looked up Panthers

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mascot and just in big bold letters, I'm like, yep, this is

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making it all right. And finally, oh boy, Panthers kicker Eddie Pinero

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will miss an extra point on the
close up replay bring the music down,

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The camera will catch an inscription on
holder Johnny Hecker's towel. Upon further review,

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the Internet will zoom in and reveal
that the words on Johnny Hecker's towel

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say I eat ass, the internet
will go insane. He said, Okay,

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first off, I think the shocked
look on JJ's face represents represents all

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the god I sweating, the slam
down volume knobs if I slam down volume

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volume knobs, and in cars,
the explanation to toddlers across the Metroplex in

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their car seats, What did dingu
just say, Daddy, I'm not proud

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of us right now? It's it's
it's sort of unrelated even to the missed

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extra point, but the mixed extra
point leads to the inspection of what happened

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to the point of contact. You
miss an extra point. They go to

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the repeat camera, the slow it
down, see where it all went wrong,

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and there the holder, Yeah,
we got it. Also, punter

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Johnny Hecker's right there. He's got
the towels draped over his leg because he

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wants to keep the ball dry,
keep his hands dry. Got the whole

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picture, and there's something in magic
marker written on the towel. It won't

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be noticed in the game, but
Internet Internet sleuths will go, I wonder

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what that says. They'll stop the
frame, they'll zoom in and there it

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is bright his day. Are those
three famous words, and the Internet will

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go and say, keep look out
everybody for that one. I'm going to

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watch the game now. And all
these all these hot predictions here in the

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Ghost Pepper Pavilion, all right,
let's win them all, fellas. I

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just loved that Eddie Pignero's into that, all right. I mean, Johnny

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Hecker's into that. He's really into
it, way into it. All the

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world, world to know, God, all right, ding' goods, Morning

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news. Next, Oh my gosh, do we have so many stories for

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you, headlines such a as,
oh my god, this one just came

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down. There's another hiker missing at
Big Bend. The latest on that,