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Next week on the after Lifetime Movie
Network, Sarah had a great life.

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She had the perfect daughter and help
to school. Today's report card day,

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isn't it man? Let's see it's
squirty hain straight as the perfect job,

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Sarah. We were impressed by your
debunking work on the declin Forbes Cemetery ORBS

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case. We'd like to give you
a raise. That's wonderful, thank you.

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But something was missing? What's wrong? Man? Sometimes I I just

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missed your father so much? You
too, It's tardily is a father to

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a man eating plant? Oh?
Thanks, Bunya. I'm glad to have

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you guys. Until one day the
love she thought she'd never find again found

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her. Oh darn it? Do
you need someone help with that? Oh?

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Thank you? I mean they never
double bag. I'm Alister. I

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just moved in down the street.
Sarah's life was finally perfect? Or was

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it? Bunya? What's wrong?
Why are you barking at the bathroom?

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Bunny stop? Alister just went in
there? Alister? Are you okay?

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Hello? That's funny. I could
have sworn I saw looking for me.

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You startled me? Did I?
Mam? What happened to the kitchen they're

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broken dishes everywhere. What could have
done this? It's it's like they've been

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tossed angrily. Maybe it was a
squirrel. Sometimes mister Wright turns out to

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be mister wrong. What do you
mean you didn't TVO the game? What's

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wrong with the lights? What's wrong
with you? Why are you being so

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mean? Why are you being so
corporeal? I knew it. You're a

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ghost. This is over. I'll
tell you who and when there's no one

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left to turn to. I came
to DHS because I thought you could help

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me. Oh Losen baby Cakes an
apartment on Haunting Services would love to help

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you. Maybe after you and me
grab a drink. We talk about this

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violent haunting over dinner. Wink wink, forget it, no more, never

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again? And she can't take anymore. I can't take any more. Sarah

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finds the spirit to fight back.
What do you got their sweetheart? Said?

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Your motherfuckers get away from their daughter. You step Fanton, Sibyl Passcrat,

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Ronnie Dirt Nap, and Nebraska Slathered
star in the after Lifetime Movie of

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the Week, Say It hates so
Jesus Christ, You Sibyl, sibyl I,

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I hope you've enjoyed your your D
listing movie status. That is it?

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Is it just the mood we're in
the name Sibyl Passcrat because it impossible

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to get I think it is.
I mean people, people at home,

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We're gonna listen and be like,
why is this so funny to themcause we

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had to say something. Yeah,
we had to say Sibyl Passcrat like no

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less than fifteen times before we could
get through the phrase, holyh like we

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just achieved something. Welcome, welcome
to our podcast, yo, hot the

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second what's going on? Hope,
hope you've listened to the first part for

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one thing. If you haven't,
I ain't. I wouldn't the police of

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you. Yeah, we all love
the police. We cannot make you do

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things that you would do normally and
not whoa wait, I don't know which

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side of the offense you're on.
Now. If you're if you have listened,

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then buckle up because we this is
this is a lot of stuff we've

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been promising, and now it is
time to pay the fiddler horse right.

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I'm David Floor, I'm David Stecco. This is blurry photos, you know

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it. We're talking part two of
dreams. That's right, no carrot for

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you, because you probably know what
you're getting into with this episode already.

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Yeah, no episode. We're gonna
try to say civil passcrat again. See

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how far we get with that?
See now, we we did it.

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We did we defeated it. I
can see forever it'll never be as funny

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as it was three minutes ago.
Not like Nebraska slathered. I'm glad to

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see all Ronnie dirt Naps getting up
there. He's yeah, good for him.

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Yeah, he's working, he's paying
some bills. He should. That's

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a that's a name for radio,
not like that. Fucking Danny Giblets can't

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land apart to save it. I
don't know no one. No one's gonna

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pay to see him, unless it's
in a circus. Your vitriol toward mister

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Giblets is duly noted. He knows
what he did. This episode, we're

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gonna talk about some mythological creatures that
are associated with dreams, dream creatures.

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What about that dream creatures, Jim
Ross, We're the worst whoa dream creatures

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news? I believe he can get
what it's like what we were doing when

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we did the monster truck intro we
we did that forever after that. Yeah,

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we can't. We can't give that
up, Sorry everybody. We're also

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going to talk about the psychology involved
different than the science psychology obviously being a

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science, but we're going to delve
into what some of the heavy hitters in

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the old Psychology Department song someone go
down to the dock the wharf bar and

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collect drunk ass Captain Carl because you
know, he showed the fuck up,

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but you know what, finally like
he's qualified to show up. This is

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like the one time he didn't stick
his head in through the window. Go

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y'all talking about parts to which the
answer is always yes, yeah, Oh

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we do have a carrot. We
do have a carrot in this episode.

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What is that carrot? Our innermost
thoughts? We've been keeping a dream journal,

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that's right, We're gonna throw in
a dream journal there towards the end.

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We also have some explanations on what
dreams might actually be, and we're

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gonna dissect what what is going on
in the middle of our cabases and um,

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we're gonna throw out some common dreams
and dream inferior lingual cortex su gyrus

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inferior lingual gyrus located in the frontal
cortex. Yeah right, Um, I'm

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gonna tell you spoilers my dream journal. It's just all of you, all

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of the ladies, that's right,
all the ladies and Peyton Bob. I

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mean, I mean, I have
to have somebody to high five, right,

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right, that's a good call.
Mine is just beating the hell out

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of Greg Bach. Dude. If
you can get through that beard, good

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on you. But that's the thing. Yeah, I can't. I never

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can get through that any a helmet, a pick axe and a sack lunch

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because you're gonna be at it for
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a I've got a book on dreams. Uh, ten thousand dreams interpreted.

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Oh, we're gonna crack into that
and see what they think. Oh,

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oh, you think you're a dream
weaver, like a spider spider weaving silk

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sol can dreams in there, oh
silk road. Oh hey, how are

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you doing? I want to trade
something with you? Oh you want to

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trade dreams? WHOA, he's robbing
way is a genius. I'm an If

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you couldn't clearly define that difference all
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neis anyway, let's get started with
a lightning round. I'll tell you straight

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up, I don't have I don't
have many creatures, but we're gonna blast

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through the ones. I do have
lightning round style lightning sound and now a

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sound of the lightning round. It
sounds a little something like this, number

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one mayor. This is a creature
of Germanic and Scandinavian folklore which that m

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a r e. Oh okay uma
horse well oh i oh oh, I

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just got it. Wait for it. Okay, okay, I mean there's

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a lot of etymology through it which
I will not take you through. You

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can, you're you're don't make me
go go by myself? You can?

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You can do it, you can
do it. I'm taking the training whils

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off, a creature of Germanic and
Scandinavian folklore which calls bad dreams whilst sitting

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on a person's chest during sleep.
Oh okay qua como. Mayors also rode

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horses and apparently gotten trees and things
ended up tangled after contact, such as

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branches and hair. Wow. Another
assorted waking as well as the sleeping.

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Yeah wow, it gets how predictably
German Actually, If you'd like to hear

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it. I've got a German charm
prayer for it. I'll allow it.

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Okay, I'll tell you nonbelievers out
there, this is straight from Wikipedia.

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Hold on, hold on, um, if you ever speak about nonbelievers,

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I'm gonna have to hear that in
a wrestler voice. I'll tell all you

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nonbelievers out there. Yeah, uh, this is straight from the Wikipedia page.

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Ye. If that's not your bag, then golf you can all just

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cry it off. Brother, this
is your golf morning, all right.

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This is uh this, this is
a German charm prayer to guard against mayors.

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Here lege mischoffen kind of knocked me
soul mcplagan busy schwimmen alavas de alf

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erden fleesen untellt alshtana d I'm firmament
erschinen. Wait my turn, I have

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to I have to try that.
Yeah right, okay, who wore it

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better? Gorden tag Hey leggish mission. Well that's it, that's over,

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hey, legislaff and can I knocked
marson mcclugin miss ishwarmin ali vasa die off

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ardin flibin untealastana die on ferminment air
shine and what that means is that if

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we roll this podcast, it's on
us here. I am lying down to

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sleep. No nightmare shall plague me
until they have swum through all the water

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that flow up on the earth,
and count it all stars that appear in

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the skies that'll keep them busy.
These are also known as alps Alp alp

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huh. It's a it's sort of
another brand of of chocolate here. It's

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not unlike an evil elf, which
wears a magical hat called a tarn kaba

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huh, which roughly translates as camouflage
cap. Well, I mean he's got

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he's got one up on the red
caps. He's gonna get a lot closer

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before it's too late. It's true. M These caps granted invisibility and shape

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shifting, among other things. Sweet
and what Alps did that put him on

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the map. They drank blood from
male nipples, but they preferred women's breast

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milk. So wait, I preregret
asking for clarification on this. So you

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line up a topless woman and a
topless man, they're gonna go for the

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breast milk first, yes, And
if that's not on offer, they're gonna

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go from the breast blood from a
dude, from a deard, I mean,

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thank god, because they're not getting
milk from a dude. So,

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I mean, I don't know,
I gotta get something. Bro, what

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a weird thing that I'm gonna I'm
gonna put that in the top five weirdest

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things I've heard on this while we've
done this podcast. Oh okay, good,

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that's why I put it in here. Got another poem? You want

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to read it? Is it in
German? No? Yeah, no you

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don't. This is a this is
a Shetland poem. Yeah, it's a

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phonetic fairy tale. Sure, Demona
micked he rowed a nicht. We never

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sweard no faird nor licked. He
sucked a mayor, he found a mare

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he bonda mare with his on hair
and made her swear by mutters micked that

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show would never made a nicht what
he had rowed dot mon amicked. Yeah.

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That that that's that's from a part
of it made sense. I don't

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know, like that was like listening
to a drunk at a bar. Oh

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yeah, well, I mean it's
a it's a Shetland poem. I think

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from a Shetland fairy tale. Maybe
something tolls, That's what you're good at

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anyways. That's you barely literate bastards. That's mayor. Yeah, lightning round

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is going great, so wow,
it's like a continuous thunder store. Okay,

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all right. Number two Baku.
A baku is a generally beneficial Japanese

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creature which has the ability to eat
nightmares and or evil spirits. Yeah,

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keep the baku around. Sure,
if you can realize that you're in a

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bad dream, you can call upon
the baku to come and eat it and

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poop out. Good luck. Sweet
Yeah, I'll line up to that diaper.

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They originated as a Chinese folklore creature
with mixed animal parts, commonly including

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some combination of elephant, lion,
horse, ox, and tiger. Like

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a little bit of half a lumps
of woozel in there. Yeah, I

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mean it was like tail of ox, legs of tiger, body of lion,

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you know, stuff like that kind
of thing. But that's the baku.

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Love it. Number three Incubus oh
id and succubus. Oh I've slept

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with this. An incubus is a
male demon that seduces women in their sleep

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guilty as jack and a succubus is
a female demon that seduces men in their

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sleep. Damn suckerbus socker bus about
three. For more about that joke,

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see South Park. These things are
pretty common, especially in the old gaming

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world, the fantasy stuff along the
lines of your Castlevania's your Diablos. When

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you gotta have a bad guy and
that bad guy's gotta wear a thong.

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You got yourself a suckerbus. Here
you go, sucking us a socerbus,

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Damn lognus master And sometimes like I
want my bedroom with renaissances and snackam I

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wait for that suckerbus. Um.
That's called a Louisiana staycation. Sometimes we

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don't come out till eleven o'clock and
I'm one on you. Oh uh,

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here's the weird thing about psychopascibus.
Could be the same demon, just changing

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gender. You know, as long
as everything matches up while they're with me,

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I don't care. I'm why well
number one, they can enter homes

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uninvited, perfect so do I Uh? They shape shift, they change into

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a male if it's if if they're
seducing females and vice versa, it's consistent

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they and they have repeat victims.
They'll keep coming back to you night after

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night. That sounds like the most
stable relationship I could ask for that,

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yep. And and the thing is
they it seems like a dream when they

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come and and victimize you. That's
perfect, okay. They drain energy from

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victims. What was I doing with
it? Nothing up to including death.

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There's there's worse ways. Ago,
Yeah, that's I'll take it. Um,

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here's the deal. Cold genitals,
very cold. Uh how cold ice

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cave. I'm still okay with it. Okay, Well through what they I

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have been to Antarctica, I'm okay
with it. Sometimes on those lonely nights,

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I just dig out a hole snow
bag. It's called snow coning.

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And no I never did that.
Thanks a lot Hawaiian shaved eyes. What

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they do since it's one demon being
male or female, Yeah, they'll they'll

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change into a female, collect semen
from a victim, then change into a

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male, go to another victim and
deposit said semen. I'm on the collecting

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end of this deal. No,
well no, yeah, well you oh

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yeah, yeah, from yeah,
that's fine. Sure they as in fayor

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collecting, not you are collecting,
right yeah, no, no, I

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am the donor. Perfect Okay.
Well, I gotta say there's aside from

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some mild genital discomfort. I'm okay
with this arrangement. Okay, okay.

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If you want to defeat one,
there's a few ways to do it.

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Exorcism is one. Getting really clingy
is one. Sacramental confession, showing up

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where they work with flowers, the
sign of the Cross, insisting you meet

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their parents like in the first week. See, all these are like very

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heavily Christianized ways to defeat them.
Here's one. If you don't ascribe to

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that, just move to another town, simple as that. That's it.

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Wow, strikingly close to my theory
of Also within the first two weeks,

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scheduling a three day long weekend vacation
that involves a plane ride. Yes,

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a demon from another plane with the
ability to shape shift and victimize people up

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to and including death, but can't
find you if you move one town over.

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There's not allowed to use Google Maps. These things go back as far

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as ancient Mesopotamia, and they were
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Leelu, which was the male version, not the multi pass version, and

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Lily two, which was the female
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This is where you get a lot
of this extra system concentratorship for sure,

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and and uh the Middle Ages and
stuff. That's where people were scared to

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anything. Yeah, right, quick
question, Okay, hate to harp on

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it. The genitals couldn't be that
cold because there's a repeat business. They

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keep coming back. I don't know, I don't what I mean. I'm

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just saying, sounds pretty great,
sounds like it sounds like a winning deal.

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There's a tail. I mean,
I guess you could look past that.

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There's a tail. You didn't mention
that. I mean, yeah,

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yeah, the girls have like the
little fork tails and the and wings and

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horns and still cool with it.
Yeah, I mean there are worse things.

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Yeah, that's uh, that's you
give us secupist number four. Morpheus

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just showing up offering your pills.
What if I told you, Yeah,

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it's pretty good, Larry Fishburn,
Oh thanks, that's all I go through.

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Uh. The Morpheus was the god
of dreams in Roman mythology. He

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was the son of Psalmness, which
might sound familiar if you're talking about dream

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stuff in Latin, right, right, Um, that's that's really all there

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is to him. He you know, he could shape shift, I think,

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visit people in the dreams. In
La La la la or cool there's

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more, tie, there's more,
but Morpheus is fun to include. I

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could throw in one more. In
fact, let's just do it for shiggles.

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Come on, what are we We're
gonna short change our listeners? Hell

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no, give him the full thing. Bring it. Remember number five.

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Freddy Krueger, Oh yeah he is. He is a Yeah, he's coming

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after your dreams. That's I mean, obviously, yeah, a very wonderful

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fictional character. But great number one. Yeah, I mean, and who

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is to argue that he's fictional?
And I'll tell you why. I would

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guarantee that fred Freddy Krueger has shown
up in the nightmare of a person.

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Sure, they went and saw the
movie, they had the nightmare, and

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so now Freddy Kruger is something that
shows up in a dream. Wait,

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life imitates art, Yeah, where
they art kind of? Yeah, they're

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pretty good. They define a horror. Yeah, it's an iconic figure.

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And not to mention like that that
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Freddy Kruger made like puns and jokes
and stuff about how I killed people.

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Yeah, he was a prey.
He was a sixth son of a bitch,

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and I loved him anyway. That's
your lightning round. That was the

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longest lightning round we've ever had.
It is true, that is very true.

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I'm sorry, Secker basements might be
some mild flooding if you got to

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roll at the window of your car. Sorry, sorry, I might have

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to call in some tree trim and
CRUs Yeah. Let's move on. Talk

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a little of the psychology. Yeah, that has gone into dreams. Dreams,

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Thanks Paul Freud and Young. Oh, the pillars of dream times the

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match of the century. Uh.
Tons of thought has been done about dreams.

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But Freud and Jung put this in
lights. Yep, they made it

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fame the famous I'm young, I'm
young, and dreams. Freud wrote the

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Interpretation of dreams in eighteen ninety nine, and his thinking was that dreams brought

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out the primitive and regressive tendencies which
were latent in people. Yeah, or

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as he using the the repressed right, Yeah, dreams released repressed desires,

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especially sexual and violent. Yep,
what's the death right? Moving on?

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When people when people tried to remember
dreams, he said, they tend to

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rationalize and smooth out the weird stuff
in what he called secondary revision. Oh,

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last the last part, where dreams
maybe just this jumble of stuff people kind

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of string the narrative to just string
it together. Yeah. Yeah, so

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that makes sense. You know,
you know, you you know when when

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when things get weird because everyone has
had a weird dream where you're like,

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oh, I don't tell anybody that
happened. Yeah, and then if you

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have like a B and C happening, well, if you have like a

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L and T happy dream, then
you're going to fill in, you know,

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the rest of the alphabet around it, just best you can. Yeah.

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So it's not just like so go
ahead and write us in your weirdest

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dreams, the ones that you tried
to self edit because they disturbed even you,

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or just the ones that that you
tried to make sense of. Freud

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Else said that dreams are like free
association. You never know what you're gonna

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get. Oh wait, no,
sorry, yeah, like you know,

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you know, free association where I
say a word and you say the first

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thing comes to mind yep, blah
blah blah. You know, free association

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isn't free. You need patriots to
defend it. Anyways, that's a that's

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a quick rundown of old Freud.
Young, however, did not agree with

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Freud's views. He thought dreams compensated
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They bring the stuff that doesn't get
much attention in a person or a person's

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mind out to the forefront. M
It also helps vent emotion and or stuff

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that that could manifest in waking life
that maybe you know, might might not

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be the best thing to manifest,
which which would kind of file under the

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sort of the threat simulation theory.
Oh, I see that it's allowing you

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to run through these things that you
can't safely run through on a day to

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day basis, scratching that itch as
it were. Yeah. Yeah, he

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of course, being Captain Carl,
he believed all dreams are part of one

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great web of psychological factors. Wolf, Thanks, thanks for young ing all

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over this, Carl, he was
real stuck on this collective unconscious. Yeah.

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He thought it was possible that people
in dreams, people that show up

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in your dreams could represent parts of
the person dreaming. Okay, so so

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you're you're anthropomorphizing a facet of your
own psyche, Yeah, with with people

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that you either knew or I just
spent two hundred dollars on fancy words for

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that sentence. Good. I think
it pays dividends for him. Keep it

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in your pocket and see if you
can use it. Gets right, Yeah,

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it doesn't. Just sit on that
shelf and wash it off and use

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it again. Archetypes of the collective
unconscious are represented in dreams, Young thought,

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of course, And when we when
we do our gala Carl Young episode,

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I'll tell you all about the archetypes
and all that stuff, man,

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collective unconscious synchronicity. Who Carl Young
slipped with, Oh my god, I

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what was he worried? Man?
I can't wait to tamzy Carl Young.

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That's Carl Young was getting out of
a luxury automobile and we cut more than

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he been. Carl crog By the
end of his career, he guessed estimated

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that he estimated he estimated that he
had interpreted over eighty thousand dreams for people.

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Wait, wait to go, Carl, maybe that's the next one we

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should psychically dominated over two hundred and
seventy six million ants. Prove me wrong,

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Carl. Of course, there's there's
a ton of psychology on dreams,

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and you there's there's a lot of
a gray area around the edges of this.

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You get into um regression therapy,
you know, there's there's some schools

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of thought that hypnosis that you're you're
accessing this same portion of the brain that

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generates dreams, and so what you
may be construing as a memory is in

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fact a dream, whether it is
a dream that you're you're bringing the memory

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of or you're spontaneously generating one in
this slightly altered state. I mean,

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like, there's there's a lot of
fuzzy areas in this, which is what

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makes it fun to talk about.
Sure, there's also the old the New

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Age belief maybe new age but was
it a belief or was it boo shit?

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Uh? You you tell me.
But there's also the thought that one

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can train oneself to access the Akashic
records, which are the the the repository

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for all knowledge ever that has ever
been, that it will ever be,

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and you can visit this and use
it, use these records to find out

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answers to questions. This is something
that Edgar Casey was able to do.

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Who will talk about one of these
days. He's been he's been on our

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list since like season one. Yeah, I need Tom. I'm reading the

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book right now, and I just
don't want to do it before I'm finished

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because I want, I want to
know more. But Akashic records, um

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boy, I do not have a
library card for that. Well, according

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to everybody who says there are Cashet
records, you do. You just need

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to train yourself to find it and
then use it. Okay, I mean

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I believe, I believe. Okay, huh. Ascended masters and all that

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stuff probably plays into this a little
bit, A lot a lot of season

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three of Stargate SG one coming into
play. I think there's also the whole

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like put a book under your pillow
and absorb the knowledge, also something Edgar

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Casey was able to do. But
Edgar Casey might have been a special flower,

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so doesn't have to be under your
pillow. I just close to you,

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near your head. Maybe because I
have at any given moment, like

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I'm a big I love to read. I read a lot, and I

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read before I go to bed.
I have a stack of no less than

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twelve books next to my bed just
because like I finished a book and it

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just goes there or or or I'll
set a book there to read it and

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not get around to it. I
don't feel like I'm absorbing. Well maybe

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then it's an your pillow. I
think I've tried it before in it and

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I just get pissed off because I'm
like the princess and the pee when it

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comes to anything under my pillow.
Oh dainty, mister Flora, And how

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there's nothing that can be under that
I cannot feel. I swear, so

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no more sleeping with a gun under
your pillow. Had to stop that.

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Years ago. I used to have
a girlfriend who did that. She slept

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with a loaded three fifty seven under
her pillow. I was like, you're

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gonna blow your brains out. That's
how that story's gonna end. How weird

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is that? I mean, I
guess it happens, I just under your

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pillow. Yeah, it's just not
comfortable. I can feel like a fingernail

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under my pillow. It's terrible.
I just couldn't imagine a gun, right.

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Guns make me nervous. I've handled
a plenty of firearms in my day,

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but like I have that like what
I consider to be healthy fear of

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them. Yeah, a healthy,
respect respectful fear. Yeah, like I

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wouldn't. I don't even want to. I wouldn't want a gun in my

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my bedroom, let alone under my
pillow. What the fuck? I don't

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know how we got there. Moving
on dreams, let's take let's take a

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look at some explanations. Okaydoke classic
explanation. And I say classic because it

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goes back so far in time.
Yeah, like we're talking like like Toga's

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classic dreams deliver messages from spirits and
or divinity. Then the divinity that I've

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been trying to contact me is just
crazy. This is I mean, we

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we went over this in the last
the last episode. People think that dreams

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are just like little spirit colms to
the afterlife or God yep, or whichever

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god you wanted to be. But
somebody somewhere is trying to tell you something.

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Yeah, you need to you need
to get that message, you need

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to decode it, and you need
to enact it in your life. Right.

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Yeah, that's and that's that's not
an uncommon thing. And I think

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that I think a lot of people
arrive at that without even um, you

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know, without having read a book
or had someone tell them that this is

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the concept. I think I think
that's that's that's not hard to be an

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intrinsic quality of dreams. I think
people can cobble that together pretty easily on

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their own. Yeah, and a
lot of I don't want to say wishful

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thinking, but a lot of hope
maybe goes into spirits of the dead or

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recently diseased, it's deceased, recently
deceased maybe contact people in their dreams to

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most often let them know that they're
fine and everything is okay. And I've

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had a number of those dreams.
You've had those dreams? Yeah, you

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do you believe them? Do you
do you believe that it's a spirit trying

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to contact you or do you think
it's your yourself trying to come to terms?

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I don't know. I mean I
always find them very comforting. Sure,

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yeah, we're all sad. But
if honestly, if I really honestly

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had to call it, I would
lean more towards the belief in them than

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the than the like my own psychology
trying to Yeah, if I was to

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pick, if I was to pick
which side of the fence, it's interesting.

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Yeah, Um, same same spirit
or person or different different different I've

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I've had dreams about um, uh
my grandfather, uh, my my mother's

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dad, and I've had dreams about
my own dad, who who died about

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eight years ago, and so it's, uh, it's it's, it's it's

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it's tough, like I actually one
of them is in my dream journal.

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Oh, I have one from my
dad in there also. Yeah, was

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he like, stop doing this show? Puts? Damn kids? What are

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you? You think you're so funny? What do you swear words? And

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you beep in the button? What
you think you think beep in it makes

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it cleans? People respect you.
Everybody knows you filthy clean, your wracked

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up. Yeah, I know my
dad just the opposite. You know,

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you kids could say a lot more. I think it'd be great. I

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think I think that might be the
way that he went on that one.

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That's interesting. I don't think I've
ever had a someone that's passed on visit

400
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me in a dream. I remember
I had one about my grandpa and I

401
00:34:14.800 --> 00:34:21.400
went to In my dream, I
went to this my uncle, which was

402
00:34:21.480 --> 00:34:23.800
his brother, owns this ranch in
Colorado. The reason my parents moved from

403
00:34:24.039 --> 00:34:29.639
Michigan and Colorado because my uncle lived
there and I was there and I was

404
00:34:29.679 --> 00:34:31.679
just kind of walking along this creek
and he was there. I was like,

405
00:34:31.760 --> 00:34:35.599
holy crap, Grandpa, have you
been here all along? It was

406
00:34:35.639 --> 00:34:39.079
like this very thin allegory. And
he's like he's like yeah. He's like,

407
00:34:39.159 --> 00:34:43.400
I'm always here, you can always
come see me. You just never

408
00:34:43.519 --> 00:34:46.480
do you never make it over here? Classic yeah, And I was like,

409
00:34:46.559 --> 00:34:50.079
oh my god, you're just this
was easy he goes. He goes,

410
00:34:50.159 --> 00:34:52.679
yeah, but he's like, you
might not remember. It's it's it's

411
00:34:53.320 --> 00:34:55.960
so simple that people don't do it
very often. But it's really nice to

412
00:34:57.000 --> 00:34:59.480
see you and this has been really
great. So I hope, I hope

413
00:34:59.519 --> 00:35:01.360
you find your way back to the
ranch again. Now golf, I'm trying

414
00:35:01.400 --> 00:35:07.599
to fish. Yeah, I get
the hell out of here, Like,

415
00:35:07.800 --> 00:35:15.239
wow, I got some girls meet
me later. They're nice, Oh yeah,

416
00:35:15.400 --> 00:35:19.360
we get them dreams going, yeah, you better get out of my

417
00:35:19.440 --> 00:35:22.400
creek. But yeah, so so
it was. It did have this very

418
00:35:22.480 --> 00:35:27.639
thin allegory to like a an afterlife, like I'm always right here. It's

419
00:35:27.679 --> 00:35:30.960
it's not hard to find me here, and you never think straight in dreams,

420
00:35:31.199 --> 00:35:37.719
No, it doesn't. It gets
very convoluted and you're always like afterwards,

421
00:35:37.800 --> 00:35:39.840
you're like, well, I could
have asked him, like, well,

422
00:35:39.880 --> 00:35:44.119
how do I keep doing this right, what's you know, what what

423
00:35:44.199 --> 00:35:47.920
do I need to do to connect
more? Just just the mechanics of it,

424
00:35:49.119 --> 00:35:53.599
Like you're always just like wow,
legos right, and then you wake

425
00:35:53.719 --> 00:35:57.159
up. And I think part of
that though, is like dreams, like

426
00:35:57.280 --> 00:36:00.599
they don't they not only inform you
of the present. A dream will give

427
00:36:00.639 --> 00:36:05.800
you an entire multi at least for
me, multi year backstory. I'll have

428
00:36:06.000 --> 00:36:08.719
memories in my dreams of oh,
well, I remember last time I was

429
00:36:08.800 --> 00:36:13.800
here in Lollipop Town. Wow.
Yeah. Yeah, like it'll back the

430
00:36:13.880 --> 00:36:16.000
world. Yeah, it'll backfill a
history of that area. And I think

431
00:36:16.400 --> 00:36:20.840
the thing that I remember about that
dream with my grandpas that I it was

432
00:36:20.960 --> 00:36:22.400
so simple. I was like,
oh my god, this is how you

433
00:36:22.559 --> 00:36:24.599
like. I didn't have to ask
and I didn't have to have them repeat

434
00:36:24.679 --> 00:36:30.320
it right because it was so patently
obvious. Yeah, and then it was

435
00:36:30.360 --> 00:36:34.239
gone. Yep. Yeah. Dreams
are a real cool because, like the

436
00:36:34.360 --> 00:36:38.639
whole context is there. Usually you
know, you go into it, it

437
00:36:38.800 --> 00:36:44.400
happens, you know everything what's going
on and what you're doing. And yeah,

438
00:36:45.239 --> 00:36:46.800
I mean for the most part,
not neither. You know, you're

439
00:36:46.800 --> 00:36:52.039
always going to get a weirdo dream
jump in there. Sometimes, but anyways,

440
00:36:52.679 --> 00:36:57.679
messages from spirits. Oh um,
how about this, it's a glimpse

441
00:36:58.400 --> 00:37:04.239
into another dimension or reality. I
mean, okay, all right, let's

442
00:37:04.239 --> 00:37:07.840
go with it. Here's here's what
I read from that, and what I

443
00:37:07.199 --> 00:37:13.039
actually think about sometimes and wonder about. And I don't know, dreams.

444
00:37:13.440 --> 00:37:20.079
Are you going? You inhabiting the
consciousness of yourself in another reality for the

445
00:37:20.199 --> 00:37:24.679
briefest of times. And and maybe
here's here's a little whip cream on the

446
00:37:25.000 --> 00:37:32.360
sunday for you. Maybe that's when
that person experiences deja vu. Oh well,

447
00:37:32.480 --> 00:37:37.400
maybe not. I just it.
I hope you like sweet things.

448
00:37:37.519 --> 00:37:40.400
I hope you got it sweet too. What are you doing right now?

449
00:37:40.480 --> 00:37:45.840
I don't know? Stop? Yeah, what about that though? Yeah?

450
00:37:46.000 --> 00:37:50.639
What if it's actually stuff that is
happening just in a different dimension, a

451
00:37:50.719 --> 00:37:53.639
different reality. I like different reality. I don't like the phrase another dimension.

452
00:37:53.639 --> 00:37:59.559
I think people throw that around when
another dimension whenever people are like,

453
00:37:59.719 --> 00:38:01.519
oh oh, I don't it's something
different. We'll call it another dementia.

454
00:38:01.679 --> 00:38:05.679
I don't think that quite. But
an alternate reality there, I think is

455
00:38:05.800 --> 00:38:10.320
much more accurate. Wow. Maybe
maybe it's that that bridging. Maybe there's

456
00:38:10.480 --> 00:38:15.480
that's the time that you you can, and you're fucking with their ship.

457
00:38:15.760 --> 00:38:21.039
Right. There is that that whole
popular multiverse theory that's that's popping up like

458
00:38:21.199 --> 00:38:23.800
bubbles. If that's the case,
there are two things that I dream about

459
00:38:23.960 --> 00:38:30.760
consistently, on the order of at
least once a week, zombies and Antarctica.

460
00:38:30.440 --> 00:38:35.280
That means that the alternate realities that
I'm tied to are locked permanently an

461
00:38:35.320 --> 00:38:40.079
ice and under constant assault by the
ravening hordes of the undead. Their worlds

462
00:38:40.119 --> 00:38:45.719
are. But see for them when
they dream, they get a nice,

463
00:38:45.719 --> 00:38:51.360
stable reality, a sort of stable. They get a reality where you're not

464
00:38:51.559 --> 00:38:54.280
constantly bombarded by zombie That's true.
I've got a really nice sofa and a

465
00:38:54.320 --> 00:38:59.039
great Internet connection, so we're doing
all right. Although maybe they come in

466
00:38:59.159 --> 00:39:02.039
and they just see like hordes of
the Undead from you playing Diablo, oh

467
00:39:02.159 --> 00:39:07.199
yeah, and they're like, nah, yeah the game to this man,

468
00:39:09.679 --> 00:39:17.119
dog Yeah, I mean, it's
it's fascinating to think about. No way

469
00:39:17.199 --> 00:39:20.639
in hell to prove it. Oh
man, you know what I'm looking forward

470
00:39:20.679 --> 00:39:23.599
to is uh the listener mail on
this episode, like we're gonna hear some

471
00:39:23.719 --> 00:39:27.639
cool dreams, I think. So
we're gonna hear some cool dreams. We're

472
00:39:27.679 --> 00:39:31.760
gonna hear some Shannah, yeah,
and what you think. We also want

473
00:39:31.800 --> 00:39:34.679
to know what you what you think? You know, if you have some

474
00:39:34.760 --> 00:39:37.920
cool theories of what this stuff could
be. Oh man, it's gonna be

475
00:39:37.960 --> 00:39:42.880
great cause spoiler alert if we haven't
already, nobody knows what dreams are.

476
00:39:43.000 --> 00:39:49.079
So we just got to rise now
everyone's turned it off too bad two hours

477
00:39:49.159 --> 00:39:52.039
into it. All right, here's
another explanation. It's uh, and we

478
00:39:52.159 --> 00:39:58.440
brought this up in the last part
day residue. This is cobbling together all

479
00:39:58.599 --> 00:40:06.199
the random memories that you have made
during the day and basically sorting them out

480
00:40:06.320 --> 00:40:09.159
in your brain. You're you're defragging
the hard drive. I can see that

481
00:40:09.320 --> 00:40:14.719
happening because I think everyone has uh. I keep accusing everyone of having the

482
00:40:14.760 --> 00:40:17.239
same experience I do, but I
can't imagine it's that weird. Like if

483
00:40:17.360 --> 00:40:21.840
if you read a bunch of one
you know, if you read a book

484
00:40:21.920 --> 00:40:24.079
for like three hours before you go
to bed, you're gonna dream about that

485
00:40:24.159 --> 00:40:27.760
book. If you play a video
game for an hour before you go to

486
00:40:27.800 --> 00:40:30.400
bed, you're gonna have you know, like you can feel it while you're

487
00:40:30.400 --> 00:40:32.320
doing you're gonna be watching like if
you're binging a TV show, You're like,

488
00:40:32.400 --> 00:40:36.360
oh man, this is in my
head. This is the one and

489
00:40:36.480 --> 00:40:38.239
only thing channel that my brain has
dialed to right now. And now I'm

490
00:40:38.239 --> 00:40:43.440
going to go to bed and it's
gonna be that's what I'm dreaming about all

491
00:40:43.480 --> 00:40:45.599
that. Yeah, well, let
I'll let the old cat out of the

492
00:40:45.639 --> 00:40:51.079
bag. Finally, God, I
hate the cinema. Bitch Cat's been in

493
00:40:51.119 --> 00:40:55.320
the bag for like a week.
Dude. Oh that's not funny. We're

494
00:40:55.480 --> 00:41:00.280
kitty. Uh. This this is
my this is my horse. This is

495
00:41:00.320 --> 00:41:02.880
the one that I'm betting my money
up. Okay, all right, and

496
00:41:04.199 --> 00:41:08.360
I'll tell you why when we get
to our dream journal part. Because just

497
00:41:08.440 --> 00:41:15.639
about everything came from my life,
my recent life, like that day.

498
00:41:15.159 --> 00:41:22.159
Yeah, it makes sense as much
as it can just trying to. I

499
00:41:22.239 --> 00:41:25.920
mean, obviously we don't know why
the brain has to to go in,

500
00:41:27.079 --> 00:41:32.039
you know and sort what has happened
or whatever. But it's obvious that that

501
00:41:32.920 --> 00:41:38.360
some dreams are pulled directly from experiences
and stuff. So that's that's an interesting

502
00:41:38.440 --> 00:41:45.159
one. Now, this this leads
into another explanation that the random synapse firing.

503
00:41:45.960 --> 00:41:49.119
This is the theory that that dreams
are nothing, that that it's just

504
00:41:49.760 --> 00:41:54.960
images, that your brain's just the
whole time, how's my brain? Well,

505
00:41:55.000 --> 00:42:01.000
when you're asleep, it's all okay, perfect Stage five, Stage four,

506
00:42:02.519 --> 00:42:12.559
Stage stage three, Wow, Wow, Stage two. I mean,

507
00:42:12.639 --> 00:42:14.679
what what do you think of this
one? Just I'll tell you what I

508
00:42:14.760 --> 00:42:17.599
mean, Like I I this is
the one I most want to believe that

509
00:42:17.719 --> 00:42:21.320
it's just random town and you know, your brain just kind of you try

510
00:42:21.360 --> 00:42:23.440
to put together a story at the
end of the day. But I've,

511
00:42:23.519 --> 00:42:27.960
I mean, I've had the experiences
I've I've I wrote a Second City sketch

512
00:42:28.119 --> 00:42:30.239
that that got put up. I
got I wrote a sketch in a dream

513
00:42:30.760 --> 00:42:35.440
that I woke up and like I
like jumped out of bed, was like

514
00:42:35.480 --> 00:42:38.400
I can't lose this, and I
scribbled it onto paper and it got put

515
00:42:38.519 --> 00:42:42.840
up on stage. Like i've,
I've, I've done things, I've worked

516
00:42:42.880 --> 00:42:45.920
through ideas. I've I've written jokes
or things like that that when I woke

517
00:42:46.000 --> 00:42:49.760
up, they were they were there, they were exactly how I remembered.

518
00:42:49.800 --> 00:42:52.280
I even had like a tune in
my head. I've and it's very rare

519
00:42:52.599 --> 00:42:55.960
that doesn't happen all the time,
but I've had that happen. I mean

520
00:42:57.880 --> 00:43:00.679
talking in your sleep. Oh yeah, you know. I used to do

521
00:43:00.760 --> 00:43:02.760
that all the time. I thought
that I did it a lot. And

522
00:43:04.199 --> 00:43:07.400
for about the last month, I've
been recording me myself while I sleep.

523
00:43:07.320 --> 00:43:10.760
No, no, no, I
got wed. I've been worried about.

524
00:43:10.840 --> 00:43:15.159
I got really freaked out that I
had sleep apnea because my my dad had

525
00:43:15.239 --> 00:43:20.519
it and my uncle has it.
And and so I downloaded an app from

526
00:43:20.519 --> 00:43:28.280
my phone that called snore Lab that
literally records me yep, uh it uh.

527
00:43:28.519 --> 00:43:30.639
It records me while I sleep,
and then it kind of I can

528
00:43:30.760 --> 00:43:34.960
the next morning, like it shows
me a little like wave for him,

529
00:43:35.000 --> 00:43:37.400
and it can it'll say, oh, yeah, you spiked here, and

530
00:43:37.480 --> 00:43:39.519
then I can listen to it.
It'll play back or recording of me sleeping.

531
00:43:39.800 --> 00:43:43.800
And I keep expecting to see it
like a spike and be like no,

532
00:43:44.440 --> 00:43:47.519
no more popcorn, you know,
But it's never happened, so I

533
00:43:47.559 --> 00:43:50.800
don't. I don't. It's it's
kind of a weird thing. I used

534
00:43:50.840 --> 00:43:53.880
to do a lot a lot more
in my youth. Um and and it's

535
00:43:53.960 --> 00:43:59.800
just stopped for a while. So
if you listen to uh, the Harmontown

536
00:43:59.800 --> 00:44:05.440
podcast Dan Harmon, who's the creator
of community. He is awful, Like

537
00:44:05.679 --> 00:44:07.559
he's I mean, like I think
he's got a borderline sleep disorder because he

538
00:44:07.719 --> 00:44:15.239
talks in his sleep so much.
And his girlfriend now fiance, will record

539
00:44:15.360 --> 00:44:22.440
him sometimes and and he just like
like she likes to watch chick flicks and

540
00:44:22.639 --> 00:44:25.880
he'll and so they'll watch him in
bed and he'll fall asleep and he'll pop

541
00:44:27.000 --> 00:44:31.639
up with no memory, like he's
asleep and and just cut the movie to

542
00:44:31.880 --> 00:44:36.920
ribbons, just hate it. It'll
just like pop up and be like,

543
00:44:37.440 --> 00:44:38.800
oh no, she probably has to
go talk to her best friend and that's

544
00:44:38.800 --> 00:44:45.800
gonna like solve all her problems and
go right back to sleep again. I

545
00:44:45.880 --> 00:44:47.519
mean, maybe that's a different thing. It's not quite the same as you

546
00:44:47.599 --> 00:44:52.639
know, but I'm the moral of
the story is I I want to believe

547
00:44:52.639 --> 00:44:54.519
that it's completely random, but I
just don't think it is. I don't

548
00:44:54.599 --> 00:44:59.039
think that's quite how it works.
Yeah. Yeah, the last one I've

549
00:44:59.079 --> 00:45:02.440
got here. This is again sort
of interconnected to what we just said.

550
00:45:04.239 --> 00:45:07.960
Your brain trying to make sense of
stimuli that it has received from the day.

551
00:45:08.480 --> 00:45:13.559
It's trying to either form or delete
pathways that it has made in the

552
00:45:13.639 --> 00:45:19.039
brain. I think what I what
I read was it was trying to get

553
00:45:19.159 --> 00:45:22.760
rid of the stuff that it thought
wasn't necessary, or the memories it made

554
00:45:22.840 --> 00:45:29.159
that won't help in the future,
and trying to strengthen the ones that it

555
00:45:29.239 --> 00:45:34.840
thinks maybe will. And this is
a very evolution based That's crazy, though,

556
00:45:34.880 --> 00:45:37.639
because how is the brain making that
decision? How does the mind know

557
00:45:37.800 --> 00:45:43.360
what the useful data is? Yeah, I mean that would play into the

558
00:45:43.400 --> 00:45:46.519
old instinct concept. Yeah, but
again, what is instinct? Oh?

559
00:45:47.119 --> 00:45:53.320
What controls instinct? Who watches the
Watchman? Yeah? Crazy town? I

560
00:45:53.440 --> 00:45:57.760
got nothing there. That's that's We're
we're way out there right now. We're

561
00:45:57.840 --> 00:46:00.800
just afloat in the sea of who
the knows. The great thing about this

562
00:46:01.000 --> 00:46:06.239
is we start at way the fun
out there and we end at way the

563
00:46:06.760 --> 00:46:13.480
out there, way out there.
It's it's very cool. Let's let's keep

564
00:46:13.519 --> 00:46:15.840
trucking though, Okay, all right, let's keep paddling and let's get into

565
00:46:16.159 --> 00:46:21.239
let's let's climb in our nuggins.
Okay, right now, it's time to

566
00:46:21.320 --> 00:46:23.199
do this, time to do this
time for a lot of honesty with you,

567
00:46:23.440 --> 00:46:28.199
our listeners. Now we kept journals
when we decided to do the show.

568
00:46:28.320 --> 00:46:30.760
Because you can hear the paper,
we kept journals for about a week

569
00:46:30.880 --> 00:46:34.440
or so. Yeah, I want
to point out something that, just like

570
00:46:34.559 --> 00:46:38.920
the podcast, my notes are like
little bullet point sentences, and Flora has

571
00:46:39.000 --> 00:46:44.039
just has like page after page this
is He's way better at this than me.

572
00:46:45.679 --> 00:46:49.320
When I when I started to here's
the thing with with this dream journal.

573
00:46:49.760 --> 00:46:52.159
I tried to write as soon as
I could after I get up,

574
00:46:52.679 --> 00:46:54.880
after I got up in the morning, and in some cases I didn't.

575
00:46:55.280 --> 00:46:58.360
I was like, Okay, I've
I've got to start my day. I've

576
00:46:58.360 --> 00:47:00.559
got to do these you know,
X y Z. And then I was

577
00:47:00.639 --> 00:47:06.679
coming back later to it. So
that whole rule of you know, five

578
00:47:06.760 --> 00:47:09.039
minutes after you wake up, ten
minutes after you wake up. Yeah,

579
00:47:09.239 --> 00:47:14.400
I also had a really problem with
that. Um. I think we mentioned

580
00:47:14.440 --> 00:47:16.400
that I had to I had to
skip down all of a sudden and help

581
00:47:16.440 --> 00:47:20.800
my friend of mine out. Um. And it wasn't wasn't anything terrible.

582
00:47:20.840 --> 00:47:22.360
I just had to help him take
care of his kids. He had had

583
00:47:22.400 --> 00:47:25.239
surgery, his wife had to leave
town for ten days, and it was

584
00:47:25.559 --> 00:47:29.760
two year old and a ten month
old, and I had to you know,

585
00:47:30.239 --> 00:47:32.199
change some diapers and run around with
some kids and I had to life

586
00:47:32.320 --> 00:47:36.639
and uh that was while we were
doing this, I had the same problem

587
00:47:36.719 --> 00:47:39.119
because you know, I wake up
when the kids up. Yeah, and

588
00:47:39.280 --> 00:47:42.400
so in the first you know,
I can't be like, hold on a

589
00:47:42.480 --> 00:47:45.400
sec, I need to journal,
you know, you know, I gotta

590
00:47:45.440 --> 00:47:46.639
get the kids up. You gotta
take down to the kitchen, get him

591
00:47:46.639 --> 00:47:51.000
in the high chairs, get all
that, like, get get breakfast moving,

592
00:47:51.480 --> 00:47:52.679
and then you can like sit down. So I had the same exact

593
00:47:52.719 --> 00:47:57.760
thing where I was. I definitely
was exceeding that ten minute barrier. But

594
00:47:57.920 --> 00:48:01.639
here's the thing. When I started
writing it down, everything flooded back.

595
00:48:01.880 --> 00:48:06.800
Yeah that's saying yea once it's for
me. Like I would sit there and

596
00:48:06.840 --> 00:48:10.159
I couldn't remember anything, and then
I would remember one detail and boom and

597
00:48:10.360 --> 00:48:13.920
I had it all back to it. And then like after you're done,

598
00:48:13.960 --> 00:48:15.920
you're like, oh but wait,
this happened too, and like, I

599
00:48:15.960 --> 00:48:19.599
don't know if we have time to
go through every single I mean, what

600
00:48:19.760 --> 00:48:23.559
I ended up doing was was writing
like this fucking Hemmingway esque like stream of

601
00:48:23.599 --> 00:48:30.119
conscience in this bullshit that I don't
know. It's it's more like writing writing

602
00:48:30.159 --> 00:48:35.159
as opposed to like, here's a
memory, here's a memory. So I

603
00:48:35.199 --> 00:48:37.000
don't know if I'll read all of
mine, but I will definitely pick out

604
00:48:37.039 --> 00:48:43.480
some of the highlights of the dreams. Who starts, Well, how about

605
00:48:43.519 --> 00:48:45.719
you start? We've just been talking
about how it's gonna go, so let's

606
00:48:45.719 --> 00:48:49.440
hear it. God, Okay,
Friday night, I was on a bus

607
00:48:49.719 --> 00:48:52.719
in a strange town. And by
strange, I mean it was unknown or

608
00:48:52.800 --> 00:48:57.000
new to me, going to a
place or event that I hadn't been to

609
00:48:57.360 --> 00:49:05.159
before. I think I was dressed
in ubs gear maybe, and some of

610
00:49:05.199 --> 00:49:07.880
the other people on the bus were
two. I heard some old ladies behind

611
00:49:07.960 --> 00:49:13.320
me snicker and talk about how I
had no shoes on, even though I

612
00:49:13.480 --> 00:49:17.079
did those lying pitches. At one
point, the bus stopped and one old

613
00:49:17.159 --> 00:49:22.000
lady did something. I don't know
if if she insulted me or just got

614
00:49:22.039 --> 00:49:25.280
off the bus or something happened,
but I please tell me a punch an

615
00:49:25.280 --> 00:49:29.599
old lady in the dream, I
took her seat, yeah, sat down

616
00:49:29.679 --> 00:49:34.400
where she had had been sitting.
Uh. And then I hear hear the

617
00:49:34.440 --> 00:49:37.719
old ladies in the back say,
poor thing, he doesn't even have shoes

618
00:49:37.800 --> 00:49:42.679
on. And I turned and I
had to laugh at their ridiculousness, and

619
00:49:42.800 --> 00:49:45.679
I said, yes, I do
have shoes on, and then we all

620
00:49:45.679 --> 00:49:52.239
shared a good laugh. Wow.
Keep going. This is maybe related to

621
00:49:52.840 --> 00:49:54.719
the context of that one, but
I was. I was in a strange

622
00:49:54.760 --> 00:50:00.159
town, and I get the feeling
it was like Arizona or New Mexico or

623
00:50:00.239 --> 00:50:04.039
something like that. Um. I
was walking along the street that had different

624
00:50:04.079 --> 00:50:07.840
shops along it, like antique shops
or like candy shops, stuff like that.

625
00:50:07.559 --> 00:50:13.480
I think I see Willie Nelson crossing
the street, Like across the way.

626
00:50:14.079 --> 00:50:17.440
I go into an antique shop which
also has a case for ice cream

627
00:50:19.119 --> 00:50:22.880
that you could get by the scoop
in it. The owner was real surly,

628
00:50:22.599 --> 00:50:28.199
almost like a Danny Treho kind of
character. Wow, would you buy

629
00:50:28.239 --> 00:50:30.559
ice cream from Danny Treho? He
told me to leave because apparently for some

630
00:50:30.639 --> 00:50:34.159
reason he didn't like to look at
me. He wanted me, he didn't

631
00:50:34.199 --> 00:50:38.000
want me in there. So jet
day doesn't set ice cream? You get

632
00:50:38.039 --> 00:50:45.320
out of here, dicker Willie Nelson
friend with you? Why? Was like

633
00:50:45.480 --> 00:50:51.440
asking? There? Uh. I
walked down a little bit more and I

634
00:50:51.599 --> 00:50:53.920
went into an identical shop. It
was like basically the exact same shop.

635
00:50:54.519 --> 00:50:59.159
Uh, and same go guy was
in there, and and then I kind

636
00:50:59.159 --> 00:51:02.440
of like hunkered down tried not to
be seen, hiding from day trade.

637
00:51:05.920 --> 00:51:07.800
This is all the same night.
That was. That was one night.

638
00:51:07.920 --> 00:51:10.800
Yeah, I've I've got a little
bit more, but um, what do

639
00:51:10.920 --> 00:51:15.760
you have? It's not it's not
necessarily it's cool. Uh, let's see.

640
00:51:15.840 --> 00:51:17.639
I started mine the next night,
so you're one up on me.

641
00:51:17.840 --> 00:51:21.679
Okay. I had several dreams in
one night. This is I think the

642
00:51:21.760 --> 00:51:25.239
only night that I had multiple dreams. Okay. Um. The first dream

643
00:51:25.960 --> 00:51:30.239
I was, I was gas harvesting
in deep space. I was on a

644
00:51:30.440 --> 00:51:36.960
very small spaceship and we were harvesting
fuel, but the majority of the fuel

645
00:51:37.159 --> 00:51:40.320
was locked in dark matter and we
couldn't really detect it. So it was

646
00:51:40.400 --> 00:51:45.239
like I remember someone saying in the
dream, it's like crabbing, but in

647
00:51:45.320 --> 00:51:49.760
space you just gotta put the collectors
out there and hope you're on the fuel

648
00:51:49.920 --> 00:51:53.599
trawl in space. But it was
like a really sad dream because we realized

649
00:51:53.599 --> 00:51:57.599
that we weren't getting fuel at a
fast enough rate, and we were so

650
00:51:57.760 --> 00:52:01.559
far from Earth that it was too
late, Like we were we couldn't Yeah,

651
00:52:01.639 --> 00:52:05.480
we couldn't bring fuel back to save
Earth and time. Like it was

652
00:52:05.800 --> 00:52:07.400
we were just too late. We
couldn't get the job done. And so

653
00:52:07.599 --> 00:52:12.039
there was like this kind of like
do we just I mean, we can

654
00:52:12.199 --> 00:52:15.760
probably collect enough fuel to keep the
ship running, but like what's the point.

655
00:52:15.480 --> 00:52:20.000
So it was like this kind of
really sad, melancholy, existential what

656
00:52:20.079 --> 00:52:22.360
the hell are we doing? Dream? Wow? Um. Then the next

657
00:52:22.440 --> 00:52:25.559
one, I was, Um,
I was on an improv team, but

658
00:52:25.679 --> 00:52:30.039
that was like also shooting like a
TV show, and so we were running

659
00:52:30.039 --> 00:52:35.239
all around the streets of Chicago being
wacky and I was talking like Craig Greg

660
00:52:35.320 --> 00:52:42.639
Proops from Whose Lines And I kept
doing a weird pony riding walk which you

661
00:52:42.679 --> 00:52:45.760
could only do in a dream where
I was just like skipping on my toes

662
00:52:45.920 --> 00:52:50.320
as though I was riding a pony
down this yeah kind of but just like

663
00:52:50.440 --> 00:52:52.599
on my toes, just doing you're
doing. And I was just like cruising

664
00:52:52.679 --> 00:52:54.719
down the street doing this, and
I was like, oh, this is

665
00:52:54.719 --> 00:52:59.599
going to freak everybody out because I
could do this. Um. There was

666
00:53:00.320 --> 00:53:07.280
two redheaded female comedians in the improv
group and they were like constantly fighting over

667
00:53:07.360 --> 00:53:10.360
who the sassy redhead was, and
we kept going, guys, guys,

668
00:53:10.440 --> 00:53:14.920
could you just just not right now? Can you just focus on what we're

669
00:53:14.920 --> 00:53:17.039
doing? And they were like just
at each other the whole time. At

670
00:53:17.119 --> 00:53:23.400
one point from talking like Greg proops
too much, I lost my voice as

671
00:53:23.440 --> 00:53:28.559
you skipped down the street. Yeah, and I have this doing my weird

672
00:53:28.800 --> 00:53:31.880
pony riding walk. That's what I
have written here. Then there was like

673
00:53:31.960 --> 00:53:37.400
a couple of really quick one one
more that night I had. I was

674
00:53:37.440 --> 00:53:40.800
living in a house full of roommates
and I was really like happy with my

675
00:53:42.000 --> 00:53:45.039
room, Like my room was awesome. I had it all tricked out in

676
00:53:45.039 --> 00:53:47.079
My roommates were all jealous how cool
my room was. And so I go

677
00:53:47.199 --> 00:53:51.159
into my room and then it's all
like kind of weird, and like when

678
00:53:51.199 --> 00:53:54.599
I first walked in, I recognized
it, but the more I looked around,

679
00:53:54.639 --> 00:53:58.840
the less I did. And then
I realized, oh, this isn't

680
00:53:58.880 --> 00:54:01.400
even my house, I mean a
stranger's house. And I was like,

681
00:54:01.480 --> 00:54:05.239
oh, but it's like eleven o'clock. Everyone's home in like kind of a

682
00:54:05.320 --> 00:54:07.239
sleep. So that I had to
sneak out of the house because I was

683
00:54:07.280 --> 00:54:09.000
like, well, I'm not here
to do anything. I just was in

684
00:54:09.039 --> 00:54:12.199
the wrong house and it'll freak him
out if they find me. So I've

685
00:54:12.239 --> 00:54:15.719
got to like sneak out of the
house. And then, throughout that last

686
00:54:15.840 --> 00:54:20.880
dream and even to the moment I
woke up, I had the song A

687
00:54:21.079 --> 00:54:24.280
Strange Arrangement by Mayor Hawthorne going through
my head and it was stuck in my

688
00:54:24.320 --> 00:54:28.119
head for the rest of the day. Wow, yeah, go ahead,

689
00:54:28.159 --> 00:54:30.519
look it up. It's on iTunes. This a great song. Back to

690
00:54:30.639 --> 00:54:34.679
you, Back to you, Flora. I'll tell you about about that series

691
00:54:34.719 --> 00:54:37.320
of dreams. For me. I
can tell you that I took the bus.

692
00:54:38.519 --> 00:54:42.199
I don't normally take the bus.
I usually take the train in the

693
00:54:42.280 --> 00:54:45.679
city. I'm the same way,
but I took the bus the day before

694
00:54:45.440 --> 00:54:49.039
and there were a lot of old
people and disabled people in the bus.

695
00:54:49.480 --> 00:54:52.199
I had seen it well, I
mean, cubs stuff is everywhere here,

696
00:54:52.280 --> 00:54:55.519
but like in my house there was
a cub's hat on a stand I remember

697
00:54:55.559 --> 00:55:01.679
seeing. I did have ice cream
at home, so that was I feel.

698
00:55:01.719 --> 00:55:07.400
Girlfriend does not look like Danny Trejo
at all. No think gold,

699
00:55:07.679 --> 00:55:10.599
but she does go by the name
Machete, so I guess that's where that

700
00:55:10.679 --> 00:55:22.079
came from. Excuse man, this
is this is my favorite one. I

701
00:55:22.159 --> 00:55:25.280
had a one series. I dream
multiple ones, but I usually could only

702
00:55:25.320 --> 00:55:29.199
remember the ones that I had just
before I got up for the day,

703
00:55:29.360 --> 00:55:31.480
which is I think generally the case
for most people. But a series that

704
00:55:31.519 --> 00:55:37.559
I remember most was about being in
a game where there were two teams,

705
00:55:37.159 --> 00:55:44.239
but the teams were comprised of people
I knew in real life and fictional characters,

706
00:55:44.760 --> 00:55:50.880
mostly from Game of Thrones. The
teams were vying to overtake each other,

707
00:55:51.679 --> 00:55:54.639
and it was it was like a
small war that the general feeling was

708
00:55:54.800 --> 00:56:00.800
killed or be killed, and it
was literally like you got killed, you

709
00:56:00.880 --> 00:56:06.239
got killed. Yeah, but it
was also a game anyway. I didn't

710
00:56:06.280 --> 00:56:08.400
recognize the setting of it. It
was it was kind of like a building

711
00:56:08.480 --> 00:56:15.880
with just a ton of different areas
and like long hauls, medieval and modern

712
00:56:16.039 --> 00:56:22.119
mix stairs and just all kinds of
places. I had a long sword with

713
00:56:22.360 --> 00:56:27.760
me nice actually it was. It's
the one that I have hanging on my

714
00:56:27.840 --> 00:56:32.360
wall in there. And here are
the scenes that I remember. A teammate

715
00:56:32.400 --> 00:56:37.239
and I came upon an open area
just this. I mean, it wasn't

716
00:56:37.320 --> 00:56:43.280
huge, but it was like an
open place inside the building, grass stuff

717
00:56:43.320 --> 00:56:49.519
like that where some foes were there, along with two wolves. We dispatched

718
00:56:49.599 --> 00:56:52.840
the foes and my teammates said to
not bother the wolves. They'd fight for

719
00:56:53.039 --> 00:57:00.480
us. And that's when I realized
it was a Stark boy from from the

720
00:57:00.519 --> 00:57:04.239
Game of Thrones. It was either
Rob Stark or John Snow you know something

721
00:57:04.320 --> 00:57:07.840
like that. Did he appear to
know anything that might might narrow it down?

722
00:57:09.239 --> 00:57:15.039
That's when I was like, you
know nothing, so Rner nor but

723
00:57:15.159 --> 00:57:17.920
the wolves did. We didn't fight
the wolves and they joined us and started

724
00:57:17.920 --> 00:57:22.639
fighting for us. Way to go
wolves. Uh. Then I then another

725
00:57:22.679 --> 00:57:27.239
scene. I was sneaking around a
warehouse type area trying to avoid foes that

726
00:57:27.360 --> 00:57:32.960
I learned were Joffrey from Game of
Thrones and Denarius from Game of Thrones.

727
00:57:34.320 --> 00:57:39.719
I positioned myself for a surprise attack, like around a corner or or like

728
00:57:39.880 --> 00:57:45.159
you know, inside of a doorway
or something. And then Joffrey came around

729
00:57:45.199 --> 00:57:49.559
that corner and I sank my sword
into his ribs, very satisfying, and

730
00:57:49.960 --> 00:57:57.480
I then ran up some stairs as
Denarius was rounding a corner and it was

731
00:57:57.599 --> 00:58:01.719
mostly reaction on my part. I
quickly upthrust my sword through the bottom of

732
00:58:01.800 --> 00:58:06.119
her jaw, Jesus. She was
dead. That was it, that was

733
00:58:06.159 --> 00:58:12.599
in the heart. I felt pride
in dispatching two well known foes, but

734
00:58:12.719 --> 00:58:15.559
I couldn't stay in the area because
you know, there were other people that

735
00:58:15.639 --> 00:58:19.960
were starting to come in from the
enemy side. So I man the next

736
00:58:20.079 --> 00:58:22.039
thing that was constant motion, always
running in this dream, I was always

737
00:58:22.079 --> 00:58:24.760
on the move, because you know, you stay still, you die.

738
00:58:25.039 --> 00:58:31.760
I found Gandolf Jesusking Nerd, and
we headed. We headed towards a position

739
00:58:31.840 --> 00:58:37.679
that our team held in order to
reinforce them. Only RoboCop could save you.

740
00:58:37.000 --> 00:58:40.239
We ran down this long, dark
hall and I saw a guard from

741
00:58:40.320 --> 00:58:43.559
our team that was at the other
end of it, and they were like

742
00:58:43.760 --> 00:58:45.079
they saw us coming, and they
kind of got ready with a you know,

743
00:58:45.159 --> 00:58:50.119
a sword. But but I was
running so fast that I nearly barreled

744
00:58:50.159 --> 00:58:54.199
over this this person. And it
was a very small guard and she it

745
00:58:54.280 --> 00:58:58.719
was a girl. She had barely
had time to recognize me too. But

746
00:58:59.079 --> 00:59:02.639
I did manage to stop once I
saw that was Aria Stark from Game of

747
00:59:02.719 --> 00:59:09.280
Throne Jesus with her sword needle,
and then the game was over. After

748
00:59:09.920 --> 00:59:14.480
in the next scene and I was
in the middle of this this like colosseum

749
00:59:14.639 --> 00:59:19.119
or arena type area, or like
a football stadium even kind of thing.

750
00:59:19.599 --> 00:59:23.159
The participants were all filing towards the
stands and the exits good good guys and

751
00:59:23.280 --> 00:59:28.639
bad guys. Um. The ground
was was really dirty and kind of upturned,

752
00:59:28.760 --> 00:59:31.000
but also it was kind of like
construction ground, and it was also

753
00:59:31.079 --> 00:59:37.920
like hardened by time and cold.
Anyone's wondering, We've solved it that there's

754
00:59:38.000 --> 00:59:43.239
no way your dream in real time. This is like an eons of a

755
00:59:43.320 --> 00:59:46.639
dream. But everything happened at the
at the right time. I just skipped

756
00:59:46.719 --> 00:59:52.280
to a different scene of stuff,
and as as I filed out by,

757
00:59:52.559 --> 00:59:55.119
we had to go and walk up
steps of the arena to get out.

758
00:59:55.559 --> 01:00:04.000
I the the Los Angeles Lake were
filing in Jesus, and it was crowded

759
01:00:04.039 --> 01:00:07.000
on the stairs, and the players
were curious about what we were doing there,

760
01:00:07.039 --> 01:00:09.599
but they didn't ask. They didn't
care. Ultimately, but my sword

761
01:00:09.639 --> 01:00:15.559
accidentally came near one player um,
and it was this really tan white guy

762
01:00:15.719 --> 01:00:20.199
with the flopped they tried to draw
the foul. No, he was really

763
01:00:20.280 --> 01:00:23.159
tan. He was white guy.
He had like this nineties highlighted hair like

764
01:00:23.360 --> 01:00:29.840
prince hair, and Uh, he
had eyelin iran and ear rings, and

765
01:00:30.079 --> 01:00:32.000
you know, he was he was
just he had he had like a poor

766
01:00:32.119 --> 01:00:37.159
excuse for a soul patch on his
chin and stuff, and he just glared

767
01:00:37.199 --> 01:00:40.639
at me. And I remember thinking, what a rich douche. So that

768
01:00:40.840 --> 01:00:47.679
was. That was that nice Jesus, that was That was extensive. And

769
01:00:47.800 --> 01:00:51.920
don't worry, we'll hear a little
bit more. But then we're gonna grab

770
01:00:52.000 --> 01:00:55.920
the trap at him and the trap
at him. All right, I'm gonna,

771
01:00:55.920 --> 01:00:59.239
I'm just gonna, I'm gonna lightning
round my own dreams for the week

772
01:00:59.239 --> 01:01:01.199
because I really just had these old
boot point real too long. I'm sorry,

773
01:01:01.239 --> 01:01:09.159
I didn't mean it was a magnificent
tale. Everyone remember heroism, heroism,

774
01:01:09.599 --> 01:01:15.599
So everyone knows that Flora will loiter
outside of an entrance and sucker punch

775
01:01:15.719 --> 01:01:22.239
people. A lot of women getting
killed in that drab just just want to

776
01:01:22.320 --> 01:01:25.519
take away you know, I killed
Geoffrey too. Yeah, all right,

777
01:01:28.239 --> 01:01:31.440
let's see here. I did have
a post apocalyptic zombie dream, as is

778
01:01:31.519 --> 01:01:36.280
my want. It's my most common
thing. Um at my old, my

779
01:01:36.360 --> 01:01:39.559
old neighborhood back in Colorado. Um, it was a lot of like just

780
01:01:40.159 --> 01:01:43.920
usual, I mean it's really bog
standard for me. A lot of barricades,

781
01:01:43.960 --> 01:01:45.719
a couple of them fail, you, you shotgun a few people away,

782
01:01:45.800 --> 01:01:49.400
there's some hand to hand combat unit, and then it's over. Yeah.

783
01:01:49.920 --> 01:01:52.159
Um, I did have so.
As I said before, I did

784
01:01:52.239 --> 01:01:55.960
have a dream about my dad and
that we were um we were riding in

785
01:01:57.000 --> 01:02:00.159
the car and he was telling me
some story and I was just like I

786
01:02:00.199 --> 01:02:04.079
don't I don't know, man,
I just no, no, I'm not

787
01:02:04.239 --> 01:02:07.400
interested. I forget what he was
talking about. And we went we were

788
01:02:07.440 --> 01:02:13.000
like in a mall and they had
this big display of Star Wars action figures,

789
01:02:13.039 --> 01:02:15.920
like they had like re released all
the old school ones. And I

790
01:02:15.000 --> 01:02:17.000
was like, oh, Dad,
check it out, old school Star Wars

791
01:02:17.039 --> 01:02:20.760
stuff. And he's like I'm gonna
go over here. I was like no,

792
01:02:20.920 --> 01:02:23.480
come look and he's like nah,
thanks, and I was like what

793
01:02:23.639 --> 01:02:28.440
a dick. I was really pissy
about it. And then in my dream

794
01:02:28.519 --> 01:02:31.039
there was like this voice that was
like, you know, you should probably

795
01:02:31.119 --> 01:02:37.000
be nicer because one day he's going
to die. And then and then I

796
01:02:37.119 --> 01:02:40.719
took a few steps and then I
stopped and I realized. I was like,

797
01:02:42.039 --> 01:02:45.920
oh crap, he already did.
Oh wow, and then I like

798
01:02:45.079 --> 01:02:47.440
turned around and he wasn't there,
and I was like, oh, you

799
01:02:47.639 --> 01:02:52.239
idiot. Wow. Yeah, So
that was like I was like yeah,

800
01:02:52.800 --> 01:02:55.320
but it was kind of weird.
It's not like I felt like, oh

801
01:02:55.400 --> 01:02:59.559
I was so terrible, Like it
didn't feel like that. But I was

802
01:02:59.599 --> 01:03:01.840
like, oh, oh yeah,
because I've I've had that dream before kind

803
01:03:01.880 --> 01:03:07.519
of in that that that vein.
Would you consider it lucid? No,

804
01:03:08.079 --> 01:03:14.320
okay, not really? Ish sure. Um. I had a even though

805
01:03:14.320 --> 01:03:17.079
I think this has clearly actually happened, I had a dream that I was

806
01:03:17.159 --> 01:03:22.320
in a cop action movie um with
Tracy Morgan, even though I've never actually

807
01:03:22.320 --> 01:03:25.039
seen the cop action movie with Tracy
Morgan. And there was like a weird

808
01:03:25.559 --> 01:03:30.119
there was like this running joke in
the movie that you could see that they

809
01:03:30.159 --> 01:03:34.400
were using stunt men, like it
like looks like we'll have to jop you

810
01:03:34.480 --> 01:03:36.960
know, or you know, a
guy gets thrown through a window. But

811
01:03:37.119 --> 01:03:39.639
every time like they would show the
face. It was clearly like two guys

812
01:03:39.719 --> 01:03:45.400
just dressed like me and Tracy Morgan, but it was like other SNL actors.

813
01:03:45.440 --> 01:03:47.480
It was like they're weird little cameos
that they were the stunt men for

814
01:03:47.559 --> 01:03:53.480
all these scenes. I had a
dream that, um, the office I

815
01:03:53.559 --> 01:03:55.760
work the auction house, was at
the bottom of this big ice hill and

816
01:03:55.800 --> 01:04:00.360
you could just like glide down it
again with the ice. Yeah yeah,

817
01:04:00.440 --> 01:04:04.360
always ice, ice and zombies.
Those are my things. And there was

818
01:04:04.760 --> 01:04:11.280
a big convenience store. It was
like one of those really big big ones.

819
01:04:11.519 --> 01:04:15.360
And this weird office culture kind of
popped up about the convenience store,

820
01:04:15.440 --> 01:04:17.920
like all of one group of people
would always hang out in the beef jerky

821
01:04:17.960 --> 01:04:23.519
aisle and slim gym clieh. And
there was like the people hanging out around

822
01:04:23.519 --> 01:04:25.840
the coffee machine. They're like,
what are you doing by the coffee machine?

823
01:04:25.960 --> 01:04:29.039
I just need some coffee? Okay
yeah they cured and click yeah yeah.

824
01:04:30.800 --> 01:04:33.719
Um. There was some some discussion
of Paintball that never quite panned out.

825
01:04:34.199 --> 01:04:39.280
I have this written somebody describing a
terrible video game. I don't remember

826
01:04:39.360 --> 01:04:43.119
that at all anymore. That was
just me calling you. Yeah. Oh,

827
01:04:43.559 --> 01:04:46.159
I had a dream with a really
sweet reference to the movie Beast Master.

828
01:04:46.679 --> 01:04:48.840
Yeah. Someone who was like yeah, somebody was like, dude,

829
01:04:48.880 --> 01:04:53.639
just get one of those helpful ferrets, like they like, you know,

830
01:04:53.920 --> 01:04:57.440
that ferret will totally help you out
if you need to like steal like jailer's

831
01:04:57.519 --> 01:05:00.199
keys. You know that Fairt'll get
them. Um, you played a lot

832
01:05:00.239 --> 01:05:03.480
of Diablo, though maybe it came
from that, maybe because those are in

833
01:05:03.559 --> 01:05:08.320
there. Um I did. I
had a boot camp of employees at work,

834
01:05:09.159 --> 01:05:14.400
and it was that like, uh, I recently became director at work

835
01:05:14.599 --> 01:05:17.199
back in the fall, and and
so I know, dude, I prophesied

836
01:05:17.280 --> 01:05:21.440
it. Oh that's right, you
did through the tarot. Uh. And

837
01:05:21.639 --> 01:05:26.840
so in the dream I was,
I was training employees and I was like,

838
01:05:26.960 --> 01:05:28.840
man, I hope, I don't
get this up. I gotta do

839
01:05:28.960 --> 01:05:31.280
this right. And then I got
through like it was it was like boot

840
01:05:31.320 --> 01:05:34.599
camp, like I had to train
them for like twelve weeks and then and

841
01:05:34.760 --> 01:05:39.360
that part fast forwarded through and then
they left, and then this new group

842
01:05:39.440 --> 01:05:44.000
came in and then I was like
I got this, got your miserable sorry

843
01:05:44.119 --> 01:05:48.719
asses in here. I have never
seen so many hopeless, less weird list

844
01:05:49.000 --> 01:05:54.519
bags in my life, and I
had created this weird, this weird like

845
01:05:55.159 --> 01:05:57.880
not they were just employees at the
auction house, but they were also like

846
01:05:58.199 --> 01:06:00.800
gonna be marines, right, And
I was like, get to your cots.

847
01:06:01.159 --> 01:06:05.360
You do not deserve bunks. Yet
marines get bunks, you get cots,

848
01:06:05.559 --> 01:06:10.880
and in six weeks you'll get rucksacks, and after eight more weeks of

849
01:06:10.960 --> 01:06:14.800
that, you might be worthy of
a bunk. I had created this weird

850
01:06:15.079 --> 01:06:19.480
hierarchy of how they sleep, who
determines like they're worth? Yeah, and

851
01:06:19.559 --> 01:06:21.800
that was it. Those all my
dreams for the week. Wow. Yeah,

852
01:06:23.039 --> 01:06:26.800
well I thought out there that I
also had a zombie apocalypse dream.

853
01:06:27.000 --> 01:06:30.239
Sweet. I mean, it was
like living with zombies was the norm.

854
01:06:30.599 --> 01:06:33.239
Oh you know, and I know, I don't think I ever saw any

855
01:06:33.320 --> 01:06:38.760
direct combat with zombies. It was
just the life that went around around what

856
01:06:38.960 --> 01:06:45.559
happens one guy has to live in
a house full of zombies? I had

857
01:06:45.599 --> 01:07:00.840
a stroke? Who ain't my peanut
butter? It's just like confessional man.

858
01:07:01.159 --> 01:07:05.599
All right, ten thousand dreams decoded. So where do we start with this

859
01:07:05.679 --> 01:07:17.079
thing? Oh? Easy for you? It's killing women shabbah. You know

860
01:07:17.159 --> 01:07:21.880
what, No, let's make it
easier. Sword fights sword Okay, yeah,

861
01:07:23.039 --> 01:07:27.960
I think let me just check my
um Siegmund Freud Book of Dream Interpretation

862
01:07:30.480 --> 01:07:36.760
Sword Fights Penis so ends the reading
stabbing a lot of ladies in your dreams,

863
01:07:36.800 --> 01:07:42.360
That, buddy boy, a good
point. Yeah, all right,

864
01:07:43.480 --> 01:07:46.159
it only has swords and daggers in
here. Okay, fair enough? Sword.

865
01:07:46.239 --> 01:07:50.199
To dream you wear a sword indicates
you will fill some public position with

866
01:07:50.360 --> 01:07:55.880
honor. To have your sword taken
from you denotes your vanquishment in rivalry,

867
01:07:56.559 --> 01:08:00.280
never happened to you. Nope,
to see others bearing swords for tails,

868
01:08:00.400 --> 01:08:05.440
dangerous altercations, a broken sword for
tails, despair? Um? Maybe what's

869
01:08:05.519 --> 01:08:11.920
what else? I look for?
Killing? Yeah, murder, ambush,

870
01:08:12.000 --> 01:08:17.000
murder? There is something with with
killing. To dream of killing a defenseless

871
01:08:17.079 --> 01:08:23.199
man prognosticates sorrow and failure in affairs. If you kill one in self defense,

872
01:08:23.680 --> 01:08:26.920
or you kill a ferocious beast,
it denotes victory and a rise in

873
01:08:27.000 --> 01:08:29.960
position. Way to go, all
right, I'll move it on up to

874
01:08:30.000 --> 01:08:31.319
the east side. Think that.
Um, all right? What about you?

875
01:08:31.439 --> 01:08:35.239
What I could look for Willie Neilson
in here, but I don't think

876
01:08:35.960 --> 01:08:40.159
see if zombies are in there?
Oh yeah, okay, that covers both

877
01:08:40.199 --> 01:08:44.439
of us space too. Oh yeah, dark matter, gas harvesting, look

878
01:08:44.479 --> 01:08:47.000
for that. Wow, and Metallica. Always add Metallica to a search if

879
01:08:47.000 --> 01:08:53.079
you want to make it awesome.
Zombies is not in here? Uh all

880
01:08:53.199 --> 01:08:58.920
right? Uh? Ice? Oh
okay, ice. There's ice and there's

881
01:08:59.000 --> 01:09:00.760
skating. I'll just just hit a
ice. I kind of had a skating

882
01:09:00.840 --> 01:09:04.279
thing because I was cruising down the
ice. So we'll try them both.

883
01:09:04.399 --> 01:09:09.039
Okay, starting with ice. And
it has ice cream too, Maybe I

884
01:09:09.039 --> 01:09:12.680
should look at it, although I
really think it comes from that bernand Jerry.

885
01:09:12.760 --> 01:09:15.319
Hey, there was ice cream.
If you if you can't find Willie

886
01:09:15.359 --> 01:09:18.079
Nelson, you can't find Danny Trejoe, then we have to latch onto ice

887
01:09:18.159 --> 01:09:23.600
cream. To dream of ice,
but tokens much distress, and evil minded

888
01:09:23.680 --> 01:09:28.439
persons will seek to injure you in
your best work. To dream that you

889
01:09:28.560 --> 01:09:33.079
walk on ice, you risk much
solid comfort and respect for evanescent joys.

890
01:09:33.760 --> 01:09:39.720
I hate evanescence, but does that
mean you would risk it all for Amy

891
01:09:39.840 --> 01:09:45.560
Lee? Ay Lee? Are you
kidding? Who's Amy Lee? She's the

892
01:09:45.600 --> 01:09:51.760
singer in Evanescence that would row nurse? Come on, I really you should

893
01:09:53.079 --> 01:09:56.520
all right, I'll have to google
it because I am I am one hundred

894
01:09:56.560 --> 01:10:01.119
percent unknown who that is. You're
taking a quick care to google images of

895
01:10:01.239 --> 01:10:09.279
Amy Lee? Mmm. She is
an attractive girl, but you and I

896
01:10:09.359 --> 01:10:12.560
will not have to fight over her. That's all right. She takes my

897
01:10:12.680 --> 01:10:15.880
talk. So yeah, perfect,
Hey, that's that's that's that's the way

898
01:10:15.960 --> 01:10:18.000
friends should work. Yeah, all
right, so yeah, Ami Lee cross

899
01:10:18.039 --> 01:10:21.920
her off the list. If any
was wondering who the girl of my dreams

900
01:10:23.000 --> 01:10:26.319
is, her name is Paget Brewster. She's the greatest human being ever,

901
01:10:27.000 --> 01:10:30.079
Paget Brewster. Oh let's see what
else do we have that we can latch

902
01:10:30.119 --> 01:10:32.119
onto? Oh? Ice cream?
Read ice cream? Okay, you said

903
01:10:32.159 --> 01:10:39.359
something else for you deep space to
dream that you're eating ice cream for tales,

904
01:10:39.720 --> 01:10:43.760
happy success in affairs already undertaken.
Dude, you're like killing it.

905
01:10:44.239 --> 01:10:47.680
This is like the perfect reverse of
the Tarot episode. You're getting like all

906
01:10:47.720 --> 01:10:51.760
the like ascendant man of power,
and I'm getting all the like your life

907
01:10:51.840 --> 01:10:57.520
is riddled with inconsistencies and fear you
well, you know what what happened with

908
01:10:57.760 --> 01:11:00.920
that? Also, I you know, pretty much came true. Was the

909
01:11:01.159 --> 01:11:06.399
I think you said that I still
had I came out of the clearing,

910
01:11:06.960 --> 01:11:10.399
or I came out of the forest
into a clearing, but I still had

911
01:11:10.439 --> 01:11:13.760
more forest to go through, or
something like that in Miles to Go Before

912
01:11:13.800 --> 01:11:16.079
You Sleep, But this was this
was read from the book I think.

913
01:11:16.680 --> 01:11:20.800
Oh yeah, and then that was
sort of true in the situation I was.

914
01:11:20.920 --> 01:11:26.159
It was the horrible apartment I was
living in that rained on me and

915
01:11:27.399 --> 01:11:30.840
we got out of it. And
they're they're gonna legally get money from us.

916
01:11:31.039 --> 01:11:34.760
Before that, they're gonna get money
from us. I've got space space

917
01:11:34.800 --> 01:11:40.119
aliens flying through, but that's under
flying, so I'll just hit space.

918
01:11:40.239 --> 01:11:43.399
Yeah, just space. There was
no aliens in my dream. I've got

919
01:11:43.479 --> 01:11:46.479
eclipse, stars, planet, Mars, Comet, sun Moon, not really

920
01:11:46.520 --> 01:11:49.000
any of that. Huh No,
well I get. I mean it's cool

921
01:11:49.039 --> 01:11:55.960
if my dreams defy. Um,
there are ten thousand options. Oh is

922
01:11:56.119 --> 01:12:00.680
Greg Proops in there? Also,
check right by Willie Knows weird only riding

923
01:12:00.760 --> 01:12:03.800
walk look for that one. Oh, here we go to dream that you

924
01:12:03.880 --> 01:12:09.319
are traveling in outer space means that
you will soon be freeing yourself from a

925
01:12:09.399 --> 01:12:15.640
confining situation. You will experience a
newfound sense of independence and freedom, an

926
01:12:15.680 --> 01:12:18.680
odd compiling with the sense that you
got from the dream itself. Yeah,

927
01:12:18.880 --> 01:12:23.520
that is weird. The dream itself
was a downer. We all had to

928
01:12:23.600 --> 01:12:28.439
recognize that we were going to die
eventually. To see yourself as manning the

929
01:12:28.600 --> 01:12:32.079
rocket ship means that you will take
control over your difficulties. To dream of

930
01:12:32.119 --> 01:12:35.359
a rocket, I don't know if
this would be the same thing as your

931
01:12:35.359 --> 01:12:40.399
space trawler, but to dream of
a rocket indicates that you are currently frustrated

932
01:12:40.439 --> 01:12:43.880
with your personal relationship. You are
restless and in need of some movement or

933
01:12:43.920 --> 01:12:48.359
advancement. I don't remember much about
the ship. I actually remember more about

934
01:12:48.359 --> 01:12:54.479
the gas collectors. Yeah, and
you know some common dreams that people have.

935
01:12:54.600 --> 01:12:57.079
Of course, there's the old flying
dream. Have you ever had a

936
01:12:57.119 --> 01:13:01.119
flying dream? You know what?
No? I um, I have gliding

937
01:13:01.239 --> 01:13:04.960
dreams, which is weird, Like, I don't I've never to my memory.

938
01:13:04.960 --> 01:13:09.119
I don't have dreams where I can
fly ever. But I have dreams

939
01:13:09.239 --> 01:13:12.359
I used to play hockey like.
I have dreams that I'm skating a lot

940
01:13:12.920 --> 01:13:15.600
or that, like even when I
had the dream of the office building at

941
01:13:15.600 --> 01:13:18.840
the bottom of the ice hill.
I have dreams that I just just effortlessly

942
01:13:18.920 --> 01:13:23.640
glide along the ground, so that
I have that dream a lot. But

943
01:13:23.720 --> 01:13:27.439
I don't never dream that I'm flying. Interesting. I've had quite a few

944
01:13:27.680 --> 01:13:30.920
flight dreams. I would say ninety
nine percent of them have been trying to

945
01:13:31.000 --> 01:13:35.720
fly with great difficulty. One dream
I remember I had to run and then

946
01:13:35.760 --> 01:13:41.079
I would jump kind of like Hulk
style, and I would travel for a

947
01:13:41.159 --> 01:13:45.600
lot trying to fly, but then
I'd always come back down. So it

948
01:13:45.720 --> 01:13:48.159
was it was never a smooth flight
thing. It was always trying to take

949
01:13:48.239 --> 01:13:56.119
off. There was also one where
I could sort of levitate, but like

950
01:13:57.119 --> 01:14:00.520
imagine like if if you started like
jumping in the like you would start falling

951
01:14:00.560 --> 01:14:03.479
back to the ground, but then
you'd sort of hop in the air video

952
01:14:03.520 --> 01:14:06.399
game double jumping kind of thing.
Yeah. Yeah, but it was constant,

953
01:14:06.520 --> 01:14:11.960
so I wouldn't wasn't touching the ground
and I kept ascending, but I

954
01:14:12.000 --> 01:14:15.199
would kept being pulled back down.
It was real weird. Was everything takes

955
01:14:15.239 --> 01:14:18.640
a lot of difficulty, yeah,
and effort to try and fly. And

956
01:14:18.680 --> 01:14:23.079
I think there was one time where
I kind of had a lucid dream where

957
01:14:23.079 --> 01:14:27.960
I realized I was flying and I
made myself like take over and and be

958
01:14:28.119 --> 01:14:30.479
like, no, you know what
you're doing. You're flying and don't wake

959
01:14:30.600 --> 01:14:35.600
up you at Yeah, that's pretty
legit. Yeah, but everything always tries

960
01:14:35.680 --> 01:14:40.359
to like pull you pull me back
down, you know. It's like fighting

961
01:14:40.399 --> 01:14:45.039
gravity is huge and in that stuff. There's a lot to be said about

962
01:14:45.079 --> 01:14:48.560
that. I'm sure. I'm sure
there is um teeth falling out people.

963
01:14:48.720 --> 01:14:53.199
People get that. I get that. Sometimes I get I get broken teeth.

964
01:14:53.640 --> 01:14:56.319
Ah, let me let me look
up what the old book says about

965
01:14:56.359 --> 01:14:59.079
that, because that's a that's I
mean. I part of it is that

966
01:14:59.239 --> 01:15:02.319
I I had my two front teeth
broken in a bar fight. Oh wow,

967
01:15:02.479 --> 01:15:05.720
Yeah, I took an elbow to
the mouth as a bouncer for a

968
01:15:05.760 --> 01:15:10.520
while. If you lose your teeth, you'll have burdens which will crush your

969
01:15:10.560 --> 01:15:14.800
pride and demolish your affairs. To
dream that you have your teeth knocked out

970
01:15:15.159 --> 01:15:19.119
denotes sudden misfortune. Either your business
will suffer, or deaths or accidents will

971
01:15:19.159 --> 01:15:25.800
come close to you. Spitting out
teeth pretends personal sickness or sickness in your

972
01:15:25.840 --> 01:15:29.079
immediate family. Do you ever spit
any out? Yeah? Did you get

973
01:15:29.119 --> 01:15:34.880
sick after that? I don't know. I get a lot of where teeth

974
01:15:35.079 --> 01:15:40.760
hurt and I gnash them to like
you know, it's it's it's a painful

975
01:15:40.840 --> 01:15:44.920
thing, or they're real loose.
If you dream of your teeth are loose,

976
01:15:45.000 --> 01:15:47.800
there will be failures in gloomy tidings. Oh boy, I've also heard

977
01:15:47.840 --> 01:15:51.840
that that teeth also denotes like financial
worry. Yeah, I've heard that a

978
01:15:51.880 --> 01:15:57.720
lot. I've heard that before.
What's what's another one? Oh the classic

979
01:15:58.199 --> 01:16:02.319
naked and junior high. Yeah,
I think I've had one, at least

980
01:16:02.399 --> 01:16:05.159
one dream like that before. I
don't know, I don't. I don't

981
01:16:05.159 --> 01:16:09.079
know that. I often get full
nakers, it happens. I have naked

982
01:16:09.159 --> 01:16:14.199
dreams where I'm just like, but
it's never like it always it always surprises

983
01:16:14.239 --> 01:16:16.359
me, and that like why did
I just now figure out this was such

984
01:16:16.399 --> 01:16:20.479
a bad idea? Why I couldn't
so or like I'll just like be in

985
01:16:20.560 --> 01:16:25.119
my underwear stuff like that. Yeah, to dream you're naked? Foretales,

986
01:16:25.199 --> 01:16:30.520
scandal and unwise engagements. Jesus,
is there one dream I can have that's

987
01:16:30.560 --> 01:16:33.520
like, oh, you're you're good
and you're winning. All of them are

988
01:16:33.600 --> 01:16:40.520
like I'm going to die in double
explode. I don't who wrote this shit?

989
01:16:42.520 --> 01:16:45.279
Well, I whoever wrote it was
sitting in in like a coffee shop

990
01:16:45.359 --> 01:16:49.920
at three am, like, dude, my life, there's no meaning to

991
01:16:50.119 --> 01:16:54.479
it. Yeah, that guy doesn't
matter, he knows, he knows.

992
01:16:54.920 --> 01:16:57.600
All right, try this one.
Uh so we've got nakedness? Um,

993
01:16:58.600 --> 01:17:03.239
oh, what about unpreparedness. I
mean the classic college you never went to

994
01:17:03.319 --> 01:17:06.640
the class and it's exam time.
Everybody gets that. Want to tell you,

995
01:17:06.720 --> 01:17:13.560
what I've had is being on stage
and not being prepared for the play

996
01:17:13.640 --> 01:17:15.840
that I'm in. Oh, I've
never had that. That's the most terrifying

997
01:17:16.159 --> 01:17:19.239
because I think maybe that's because you
are in plays and I just do improv.

998
01:17:19.319 --> 01:17:24.520
So you know, such thing as
not prepared. I don't see an

999
01:17:24.600 --> 01:17:29.279
unprepared. What else would it be
under I don't know, but I think

1000
01:17:29.319 --> 01:17:32.000
everyone has that dream in different in
different ways, you know. The one

1001
01:17:32.079 --> 01:17:35.079
that I have a lot is that
I that I mean high school, that

1002
01:17:35.159 --> 01:17:41.760
I'm not going to graduate high school. I don't see an unprepared. But

1003
01:17:41.880 --> 01:17:46.159
there's got to be another term,
you know, speaking of that, there's

1004
01:17:46.239 --> 01:17:50.680
that really if anyone, I'll bet
you, I'll bet you Peyton Bob knows

1005
01:17:50.720 --> 01:17:55.239
what I'm talking about here. The
movie the I think Val Kilmer's first movie,

1006
01:17:55.319 --> 01:18:00.079
Top Secret, which is awesome,
and he has the dream, he

1007
01:18:00.159 --> 01:18:04.279
has the anxiety dream that he it's
like exam time and and he didn't study,

1008
01:18:04.520 --> 01:18:08.720
and like you're gonna fail. And
he wakes up and he's being tortured

1009
01:18:08.840 --> 01:18:14.600
and he's like, oh, thank
god, that was so great. It's

1010
01:18:14.600 --> 01:18:17.399
a good bit. I can't really
find it. I'm sure there's there's a

1011
01:18:18.279 --> 01:18:25.159
different term I could look for,
but so anyways, Yeah, as you

1012
01:18:25.239 --> 01:18:30.159
can see, it's not hard to
feel a lot of time talking about to

1013
01:18:30.359 --> 01:18:36.840
dreams. Right, welcome to the
place we promised nowhere, Now get out

1014
01:18:39.520 --> 01:18:43.079
this. Uh this would be a
fun one to sit around and bus with,

1015
01:18:43.319 --> 01:18:46.319
you know, the friends and stuff. Um So, in the interest

1016
01:18:46.399 --> 01:18:50.800
of your time, dear listener,
which is of so much interest to us,

1017
01:18:51.199 --> 01:19:00.479
we are going to call that dreams
in a huge, gigantic nebulous discovered

1018
01:19:00.760 --> 01:19:08.119
recurring, sometimes erotic, sometimes erotic
nutshell. Oh yeah, that's it.

1019
01:19:08.279 --> 01:19:10.880
I mean, that's that's that's the
end of the road. The only thing

1020
01:19:11.039 --> 01:19:15.800
more difficult to interpret it than a
dream is another dream. Just kidding,

1021
01:19:15.840 --> 01:19:23.720
puns, Yeah, palms all right, mother trucker, I am a mother

1022
01:19:23.920 --> 01:19:27.279
trucker. Let's say you went first
last time. Yeah I did. I

1023
01:19:27.880 --> 01:19:30.720
did a really good job of it
too, so you should feel pretty and

1024
01:19:30.800 --> 01:19:33.159
timid, dot toad, I'm gonna
go first. Don't get a tough guy.

1025
01:19:33.560 --> 01:19:41.199
I have a baroque composer who don't
fix it. Eight other composers up

1026
01:19:41.840 --> 01:19:45.000
if people thought music was in trouble
or they were listening to bad music,

1027
01:19:45.159 --> 01:19:47.479
and they could call on him to
come and just eat those composers up.

1028
01:19:47.800 --> 01:19:57.159
It was Johann Sebastian Baku. A
nice you called upon him. I thought

1029
01:19:57.159 --> 01:20:00.199
about doing Greg Baku, Oh nice, thanks for stealing mine, dick.

1030
01:20:00.800 --> 01:20:11.920
Uh. You know there was an
eighties cartoon about um creatures that would sit

1031
01:20:12.000 --> 01:20:15.920
on your chest and uk with your
shed dream style. Oh except for um.

1032
01:20:16.079 --> 01:20:20.640
They made sure that your dreams are
uplifting and you learned lessons about sharing

1033
01:20:20.920 --> 01:20:27.840
and being kind and and just having
a good time. They're called the Caremeres

1034
01:20:30.039 --> 01:20:36.119
Nice. Yeah, camere stare.
That's right, all right, I go

1035
01:20:36.199 --> 01:20:42.000
one more. Okay, I got
a nineties boy band nice and sneaks in

1036
01:20:42.119 --> 01:20:53.039
at night and seduces you to do
the nasty what it's insyncubus. That's really

1037
01:20:53.119 --> 01:21:00.319
good. That's really good. Oh
those those nice uh n A good night's

1038
01:21:00.319 --> 01:21:03.479
sleep can go bye bye bye?
Oh jeez, nice tag on it.

1039
01:21:04.000 --> 01:21:09.399
Well, you know it's funny,
uh, because I also a musical act.

1040
01:21:09.840 --> 01:21:14.479
The problem is is um, the
realm of psychology is difficult to understand.

1041
01:21:15.079 --> 01:21:18.479
It's full of nuance, interpretation,
a lot of a lot of opinion

1042
01:21:18.680 --> 01:21:25.479
masking his theory, and it's it's
honestly, it's hard to get kids interested.

1043
01:21:26.520 --> 01:21:31.079
Um and so one researcher decided to
try to make it more vibrant,

1044
01:21:31.239 --> 01:21:35.439
make it more interesting and relevant to
them, by um turning all of his

1045
01:21:35.560 --> 01:21:42.439
theories into um rap lyrics. That
man was known as Carl Young MC.

1046
01:21:45.560 --> 01:21:53.239
Yeah. Nice, that's funny.
That's fun I gotta tell you the floor

1047
01:21:54.000 --> 01:21:58.680
all this type of dreams makes me
so sleepy. I'm just gonna rest my

1048
01:21:58.840 --> 01:22:03.479
head on this great, big pun
pillow that we just fluffed and drift away

1049
01:22:03.600 --> 01:22:19.479
to a world of doctor nightmares.
Yeah. I think I did just steal

1050
01:22:19.479 --> 01:22:24.479
the trock door song. I'm sorry, but that's that's the hardest rocking song

1051
01:22:24.520 --> 01:22:28.840
I've ever heard in my life.
It's true. What we gotten is speaking

1052
01:22:28.880 --> 01:22:35.640
of hard rocking ding Dong Connor knocking
the distant thundering, Yeah, the distant

1053
01:22:35.720 --> 01:22:41.399
thundering of literary hammers. It is
Connor. The word smith was crafted the

1054
01:22:41.560 --> 01:22:50.800
finest meathrill another missive far is I
am high. I'm gonna grab the fire

1055
01:22:50.840 --> 01:22:57.119
extinguisher here pretty soon. Connor how
are you doing? We got to say

1056
01:22:57.279 --> 01:23:03.359
con m well, Connor is um
I'm gonna go ahead and say, inappropriately

1057
01:23:03.520 --> 01:23:10.479
honored that it was his palindrome that
led to your incarceration Visa v. Gray

1058
01:23:10.560 --> 01:23:17.359
Cats, perfect punctilious prosecution of you
boer alliteration. My friend is the soul

1059
01:23:17.399 --> 01:23:24.000
of wit that does not exist as
a phrase. But uh yeah, so

1060
01:23:24.199 --> 01:23:28.119
thank you Connor for submitting. Uh, I mean he thank you Connor for

1061
01:23:28.279 --> 01:23:33.039
contributing to Floora's incarceration. He does
admit that he used both boob and boobs

1062
01:23:33.039 --> 01:23:38.560
as one boobs one as the example, the other reference. You did your

1063
01:23:38.600 --> 01:23:45.920
time, You did your time,
did your time? Just time? And

1064
01:23:46.319 --> 01:23:49.640
uh, Connor, I don't know. I think we did lose. Connor

1065
01:23:49.720 --> 01:23:53.479
was asking about an email heson.
I don't I don't see it anywhere I

1066
01:23:53.560 --> 01:24:00.439
looked in the backlogs. The animals
are our various catchpots and book marks.

1067
01:24:00.720 --> 01:24:04.880
I don't say nothing but bye weeds. By by way of a probably I

1068
01:24:05.039 --> 01:24:10.640
deleted it. I'm an idiot,
sorry about that. Um. I believe

1069
01:24:10.680 --> 01:24:15.159
that we're going to be granting a
certain Connor's wish for an upcoming show.

1070
01:24:15.520 --> 01:24:20.119
Oh we may just in front me
that's a little Surrey. It's right,

1071
01:24:20.159 --> 01:24:23.520
and we're not even gonna say anything. So Connor, for the next week,

1072
01:24:23.560 --> 01:24:27.680
that'll be your secret, pride and
joy, keep it secret, keep

1073
01:24:27.720 --> 01:24:31.239
it safe, and let's keep the
next listener mail rolling. Connor, what

1074
01:24:31.319 --> 01:24:34.880
have I become? I don't know, getting rewared with it. It's getting

1075
01:24:34.960 --> 01:24:42.640
kind of hot in the room though. Quick note to our listener Jesse,

1076
01:24:44.319 --> 01:24:54.159
Rusty Wallace, it's filthy. Well, look who it is, Old toboggan

1077
01:24:54.319 --> 01:25:01.439
Gin, Hello, Jen, I
get it a when some men get to

1078
01:25:01.520 --> 01:25:09.119
hear from you again, and to
hear from your with pup, Jen says.

1079
01:25:09.239 --> 01:25:12.720
Legend has it that there is yet
another version of the Anjiocuney mystery.

1080
01:25:13.359 --> 01:25:16.079
A trapper stops into a restaurant near
the village, goes inside, but no

1081
01:25:16.159 --> 01:25:20.239
one's there. It's clear that the
restaurant was holding a competition. Before he

1082
01:25:20.359 --> 01:25:27.720
arrived. A huge banner hung above
the entryway stating annual Anjiacuney Bake Off.

1083
01:25:28.159 --> 01:25:31.720
Beautifully decorated pastries and other baked goods
were on lovely silver trays. About the

1084
01:25:31.760 --> 01:25:35.680
dining area. A judges table was
set up, but alas no bakers,

1085
01:25:36.039 --> 01:25:42.159
no judges, no spectators, remained
to be found. It was the Ajikuni

1086
01:25:42.319 --> 01:25:47.000
cake mystery. Are you kidding?
That's the That's the Angiocuney cake opportunity to

1087
01:25:47.079 --> 01:25:53.359
eat all the cake. The setting
for the Angiocuni Lake mystery was set in

1088
01:25:53.439 --> 01:25:57.640
an inhospitable tundra. If none of
us had come up with any puns for

1089
01:25:57.760 --> 01:26:00.880
it, would it not be called
a pundra? Oh? It is a

1090
01:26:01.000 --> 01:26:09.159
harsh landscape. Oh oho? And
look at this. To settle the argument

1091
01:26:09.199 --> 01:26:15.920
over disappearance or disappearances, she's with
me. With disappearances, you feel toganites

1092
01:26:16.119 --> 01:26:23.359
like just like I said, Angie
Cooney, lake disappearance sounds like the lake

1093
01:26:23.399 --> 01:26:27.000
itself disappeared. That was my That
was my argument. Oh oh, sir,

1094
01:26:27.239 --> 01:26:30.439
was the rest of her reasoning because
you made fun of her. Toboggan

1095
01:26:30.720 --> 01:26:35.319
Oh, toboggan Nites. Toboggan Nites. Nice. I don't care about science,

1096
01:26:35.439 --> 01:26:40.079
You don't care about anything but your
head gear and your weird names.

1097
01:26:41.800 --> 01:26:47.680
I gotta say, listening to that
episode again and disappearance rolls off the tongue

1098
01:26:47.720 --> 01:26:51.439
better, but I still it still
makes me think of the area that's disappearing

1099
01:26:51.479 --> 01:26:56.079
and not you know, a group
of people but disappearances doesn't really cut it

1100
01:26:56.159 --> 01:26:59.479
either, So I don't know.
How about toboggan Nites. Does that cut

1101
01:26:59.520 --> 01:27:02.520
it? Yeah, we'll do that. Deane Coney like Tobogganites. Thanks Jim,

1102
01:27:02.600 --> 01:27:06.600
Thanks for writing in and siding with
me once again. I could never

1103
01:27:06.720 --> 01:27:14.279
be mad at you, Jim.
Welcome to the excellent erudite listener portion of

1104
01:27:14.399 --> 01:27:18.279
Listener Mail, where Jarrel comes to
us. Anyone wants to start off by

1105
01:27:18.319 --> 01:27:25.000
saying high five to me because blood
makes Noise is an awesome jam. Thank

1106
01:27:25.119 --> 01:27:29.279
you. Jarl also hits us with
a really good show suggestion. We have

1107
01:27:29.359 --> 01:27:31.760
think we've talked about this one before, so we're gonna put that under our

1108
01:27:31.760 --> 01:27:38.479
hats and keep it secret from the
rest of y'alls. And huge high fives

1109
01:27:38.520 --> 01:27:44.439
to Flora excellent audio production work on
our Gi Joe commercial intro. Thanks man.

1110
01:27:45.640 --> 01:27:48.479
Yeah, that truly was awesome.
That's one of my favorites ever.

1111
01:27:48.800 --> 01:27:54.159
Fun, very fun to do.
Also, I think I underutilized my girlfriend

1112
01:27:54.199 --> 01:27:56.000
on then I think we should bring
her back and get it. I think

1113
01:27:56.640 --> 01:27:59.680
or two out of her. Oh, she knows what she's doing. Also,

1114
01:28:00.119 --> 01:28:03.039
on the off chance that anybody stopped
too early, there is a really

1115
01:28:03.079 --> 01:28:08.359
sweet hidden nugget at the end of
that episode. Yeah, looks, thanks

1116
01:28:08.439 --> 01:28:12.079
Gerald, Thanks Geryl. Hey Flora
asked me who this next email is from?

1117
01:28:12.439 --> 01:28:15.920
No do it? Who's it from? Who's the next your mom?

1118
01:28:19.159 --> 01:28:28.000
Factual bird? According to your loving
mother, she never told you that Jaws

1119
01:28:28.079 --> 01:28:31.560
was in the water and that was
your dad's fault, because she would Yeah,

1120
01:28:31.600 --> 01:28:34.520
she wouldn't try to do that to
you, and don't try to like

1121
01:28:34.720 --> 01:28:38.159
come up with some next story,
but like, oh, well you did

1122
01:28:38.239 --> 01:28:41.479
this. We're talking about your father
right now. We're talking about your father

1123
01:28:41.640 --> 01:28:45.239
right now. And also she thought
it was hilarious when you scared the crap

1124
01:28:45.319 --> 01:28:48.159
out of me screaming buns. It
was. It was very hilarius. I

1125
01:28:48.199 --> 01:28:53.039
also enjoyed it, So she's got
a great taste. Well done. And

1126
01:28:53.199 --> 01:28:57.159
my dad wasn't trying to scar me
for life. He was doing it too

1127
01:28:57.239 --> 01:29:00.640
late to make me safe. Very
clear, it was it was in my

1128
01:29:00.920 --> 01:29:04.920
my safety interest. So, mister
Flora, feel free to write in a

1129
01:29:04.960 --> 01:29:10.560
rebuttal where where we're just talking about
what what missus Florida. We are.

1130
01:29:10.640 --> 01:29:15.399
We are the proxy for my my
parents to hash out differences instead of like

1131
01:29:15.520 --> 01:29:18.680
the psychiatrist with the puppets. They
just do everything through listener. Were the

1132
01:29:18.720 --> 01:29:26.560
puppets. I could live with that, Thank you. Moving on, Oh

1133
01:29:26.960 --> 01:29:34.279
wait a minute, what's that coming
out of the ocean? Oh man,

1134
01:29:34.920 --> 01:29:41.199
wait, which which which of our
two zillas is it? Oh my god,

1135
01:29:41.239 --> 01:29:47.439
it's Mecca John Zillah Mecca John Zilla. Oh he is breathing a fiery

1136
01:29:47.520 --> 01:29:51.439
pun at us. Oh really you
can tell because the spines on his backs

1137
01:29:51.600 --> 01:29:57.760
lightening up. Yeah, just like
it should. Apparently on Scottish mountain Bain

1138
01:29:57.880 --> 01:30:01.800
mcdoo, there's a creature that had
is very short but very well styled gray

1139
01:30:01.880 --> 01:30:06.279
hair. He also seem perfect Yeah
I think it is. He's got a

1140
01:30:06.319 --> 01:30:11.880
popadour. He also seems to have
impeccable taste. He's outgoing, charming,

1141
01:30:11.960 --> 01:30:15.840
and anyone who has an encounter with
him has a vague sense of being fabulous

1142
01:30:16.760 --> 01:30:24.800
lovely. He's the gay man of
Ben mcdoo. Oh stop it lovely?

1143
01:30:25.640 --> 01:30:31.239
Maybe? Oh funny? Thank you
Mega John Zilla. Now go back into

1144
01:30:31.279 --> 01:30:34.600
the ocean, where we will perform
nuclear tests on you. That's right,

1145
01:30:38.920 --> 01:30:42.000
Oh, thank you so much.
Man. We are we are still plowing

1146
01:30:42.800 --> 01:30:46.560
headlong, steadfast through the listener mail. Yea, so please if you didn't

1147
01:30:46.600 --> 01:30:49.600
go yours, you shall hear.
Ye, we'll get there. We're getting

1148
01:30:49.600 --> 01:30:53.640
through. We're getting through. So
thank you guys. You guys know where

1149
01:30:53.680 --> 01:30:56.680
to find us, and if you
don't, well we're gonna tell you and

1150
01:30:56.760 --> 01:31:00.560
anyway, because that's what we do. That's right. Make all our dreams

1151
01:31:00.640 --> 01:31:04.720
come true by going to blurry photos
dot org sending us an email on the

1152
01:31:04.760 --> 01:31:10.840
old contact page. Go and find
out how to get to YouTube, Facebook,

1153
01:31:11.159 --> 01:31:16.159
Twitter, iTunes, stumble upon all
that stuff right there on the website,

1154
01:31:16.800 --> 01:31:23.560
and subscribe like favorite, I love
you, I love you. I

1155
01:31:23.640 --> 01:31:26.239
don't know why that made me think
of that, but yeah, do all

1156
01:31:26.279 --> 01:31:29.359
those things. Write us a five
star review, get up in our grills,

1157
01:31:30.319 --> 01:31:34.960
tell us about your dream things.
Get all nasty with your dreams and

1158
01:31:35.119 --> 01:31:40.760
let us know. Oh wow,
if get us another play blurry Forum.

1159
01:31:41.000 --> 01:31:43.720
Yeah, playblurry for him. Yeah, it's gonna be weird. If we

1160
01:31:43.840 --> 01:31:46.960
get like a dream erotica that's I'm
not gonna be mad, but it's gonna

1161
01:31:46.960 --> 01:31:49.479
be weird. Do any of you
listen to us as you go to sleep,

1162
01:31:51.479 --> 01:31:56.439
worst idea ever, worst thing you
can do. Don't put this in

1163
01:31:56.560 --> 01:32:00.960
your head before you go to bed, ever, forget. There's a there's

1164
01:32:00.960 --> 01:32:05.279
a donate button on that website that
will make us real happy, young man,

1165
01:32:05.800 --> 01:32:10.319
if you used it. That's right, real happy. Make your dreams

1166
01:32:10.399 --> 01:32:15.359
come true. Anyways, For this
episode of Blurry Photos, i am the

1167
01:32:15.560 --> 01:32:24.039
Roman god of dreams, David flor
FEUs, and I'm David Pascrat Stecco.

1168
01:32:30.399 --> 01:32:38.479
Bye bye, bye bye bye nice
could do any bye this. There's a

1169
01:32:38.560 --> 01:32:42.960
theory for all the fellas try to
figure out what our dreams do. Tell

1170
01:32:43.119 --> 01:33:31.239
us. Sibyl Pass Crat's his name
in the world, Sibyl Pass Crat.

1171
01:33:35.600 --> 01:33:45.000
I can't even Sibyl Pass. All
right, we got it, we got

1172
01:33:45.079 --> 01:34:12.600
it. Yeah, yeah, Sibyl. It's because I'm like trying so hard

1173
01:34:13.000 --> 01:34:24.960
that I can't even get to the
name. Okay, I can't watch you

1174
01:34:25.119 --> 01:34:29.760
hide your face. You know.
I gotta I gotta got it, I

1175
01:34:29.840 --> 01:34:41.039
gotta, I got it. Okay, you're brief, just by the way

1176
01:34:41.079 --> 01:34:53.640
you start the ass You're just like
it's myself, Shishcrat. Okay, all

1177
01:34:53.680 --> 01:35:00.640
right, I think I'm cool,
Sybil God, all right, all right,

1178
01:35:00.279 --> 01:35:01.640
now it's a problem. Yeah,

