In the year twenty seven fourteen, a new squad of Opera Davis was chosen
by the College of Illusion. These fools promptly went on to frustrate their DM
at every opportunity. Today, still working together because really, who else would
work with them? They survive as adventurers of fortune. If you have a
problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them,
maybe you can hire the Second Breakfast Club. Tony Kinney as Eddie Falzoni,
Jess Owen as a deer a Glow, Michael Cole as Urag and Jesse
Wicks as Bill Crilliance, Nico Rodriguez as your DM. Welcome back to the
continuing tales of a Fool's Quest. So you guys calling a night, You
go to bed, you uh wake up, and you hit the road while
you are traveling you yeah, right, go ahead and give me a roll
to see if there's a wild magic event that takes place. So D twenty
right nineteen? All right, I just got really really happy. Help me.
I'm scared, I'm in danger. Well, would I look at that
wild magic table? Gotta roll a D twenty again, yep, I gotta
you gotta know what the event is three. Okay, so you guys all
get up and you hit the road and you're all gone, and uh oh,
man world, you've got to roll another D twenty. I'm very sorry
for this. We're three levels deep in whatever you did. No I got
another three. It was a three. Oh god, you're so lucky.
This is second time in a row that you've rolled low at a good time.
All right, so you're all out, you know, in the wagon,
you know, rolling coast long. I think Adira was up in the
driver's seat right for a while there, kind of leading the way, and
you guys are doing your own thing, and Eddie you pull out your new
weapon to kind of check out your weapons, right and the stuff that's going
on, and all of a sudden you feel a wild magic event just bubble
up around, like you can just feel the energy all around, and all
melee rep weapons within a one hundred foot radius become flimsy for D twenty ounds,
all of the weapons just getting It's like flimsy Baker baton and it turns
into it just turns into yeah, all right, hey, uh hmm,
can use my spirits a whip? Yep, don't be alarmed. It's wild
magic. I think it's temporary. God, I hope. So. Yeah,
your battle action, she has never looked like this. I think it'll
I think it'll work itself back out, but maybe just like try to keep
them straight in the meantime, lay mine across the baseboard there with my feet.
Oh that that is an interesting one to happen right now because I don't
like that flipping the tip of it like a little borne. Because as you
guys around the corner playing with your flimsy weapons, you see the town of
io How long were they for? Only three hours? Okay, so you've
got some time, and it's probably gonna take about another hour to get into
the town proper. You can kind of see it from where you're at.
You're at a higher elevation coming down a hill, but you can already tell
from where you're at that the city appears to have been sacked. With the
amount of destruction. You would definitely assume it's either one of three things.
Either a powerful powerful wild magic event, a warli that has got some serious
power behind their magic, or part of that demon Horde made their way down
here, which would explain probably why the people left ioh and fled to federals.
But but we are at advantage point right now. You have the advantage
of being able to see the city, and you're about an hour away,
and you've got an idea of what's going on. However, you've got about
three hours of a flimsy weapon of flaccid weapons. Yeah, so yeah,
it doesn't look like we should go down there just yet. If you think
this is going to be temporary, I think we should wait it out.
I think it's going to be temp Do we have anything that's not melee crossbows?
Are? They have the sybils and the oat just the suction cup together
now too, like one of those window cleaning suckers. That's the noise.
Now there you go, my cap on. I'm saving that. It's one
more weird closer to adult and I don't all right, so you guys,
what are you gonna How are you gonna what's the idea to keep yourself safe
for the next three hours while you're around the city. Are you gonna get
closer to the city? First, you're gonna stop right here. I think
we'll stop right here. It's a forest, right or like we're on the
coast. Yeah, you're on the coast. Yeah, but there are trees
here and there lightly sparse trees, you know road. Yeah, and there
is a road that goes down this path, a general road like a highway
like you can have probably on this road. Yeah. Yeah. This is
like the only main road that goes from east to west in uh, all
of the illusination. It's just not common. Okay, yeah, so keep
yourself safe. In the meantime, I'm gonna say, I'm going to break
a branch off the tree that's like, you know, a good size for
swinging, and I'm gonna cast magic weapon on it. Okay, all right,
it just terms flimsy face. They're always a lucky chart. You've got
an eight on the casts, which means I can forget the spell. I'll
go with forgetting the spell. Uh roll two D six over there, Bill,
Billy boy, and add your intelligence five five so you don't notice it.
But Valley notices with a critical success that you just cast a spell from
another school again, and she's gonna steal away, and she's gonna grab Bill,
and she's gonna be like, can I talk to you? Well,
apparently in private behind so she leads you kind of back away from the group
on the other side of the cart, and she's like, yesterday, will
you guys were traveling around or scouring around for random things. I noticed Eddie
was well. Eddie was working on that new spell to try and see if
he could get any kind of read on any magic events. And he even
showed me what the steps he was doing, and I couldn't figure it out,
Like it should be something simple enough for me to get and understand,
but I couldn't figure it out. And I just watched him cast a spell,
a magic spell on that branch that he just snapped off that tree over
there. And in the meantime, I'm handing the branch to a dera and
encouraging her to smack like other branches off the tree, you know, like
smash a rock with it and stuff like that. You know, yeah,
okay, just this, this kind of skiddy branch is a little twig,
not twig, but that's going on behind valley And she's like, that is
not illusion magic. I think Eddie's a warlock. That seems right. Well,
I'm asking you first, because you have known him the longest, and
you guys are like really close and stuff. But I think if that's I
think if that's the case, maybe we should talk about reporting him to the
Dean. To Dean, maybe let me talk to him first, because maybe
it's an illusion, another school spell, you know. I meanwhile, this
small thin branch just like being used to hack down trees. See, we
don't know. That could be that might not even be a real branch or
rockets breaking. He could be making more branch on her a really really strong
I'm not impressed by this at all. It's just natural. H He never
even smells like brimstone. I'm giggling like a little school girl smoking. It's
a different type of smoke. I wouldn't know. Yeah, I'm well,
listen, well, uh, let me talk to Addy and see if I
can figure anything out first, and then you know, if anything happens to
me, then you'll know. Then I'll know what wh a lot I mean?
Has he been sneaking out at night and doing all these off of things
that we keep hearing? Edie know, he monologues through the night in his
office every night. It's never not been that he's sleep monologues, gets on
the war and he's yeah, just he just describes people with legs up to
places. It's always a different place. I don't clost of them. The
other day he said, countertop, it's just a normal place to have your
legs. Legs to her hips. It goes without saying, but he says
it all right, I'll trust you to do that. But if I die,
for sure, send a message. She did it, send it to
who We have that message to go. The Dean wants to be out of
this nation. Remember I'm supposed to be going back to the abjuration nations.
Yeah, they'll probably buy you back in if you can tell him that you
know, I didn't think this through. Tell him you're me. You fu
to tell him I'm you. Eddy has killed me. They don't. Maybe
I should have talked to from the discussed which I am dead. It was
probably Eddie's necromancy. Yeah, that sounds right. I don't know why he
came to me either, To be honest, you know them the wall and
you can cast me that sort of magic. I don't know. This was
a mistake. He's a warlock, he's a shape shifter. She's got the
biggest acts I've ever seen. I've got symbols. He thought I was the
one to quick fand that I played music. Oh fucking belog here. I
don't know how I got here. If anybody's gonna get a word back to
the Dean or back to Dean smelting, it's yeah, I'll go do that.
I'm gonna go find Headie. No, it's a just are you?
Are you a warlock? All out loud and ship like that in front of
everybody when he says that, I'm gonna get him duck and look off furtive
for a moment. White, Look, I'm not a warlock. I don't
know what's going on. Are you sure that was warlocky? That was a
warlocky response? Just call me a warlock? And I forgot. We're out
here in the wilderness, so I'm all right, But just u's the W
word? You said the W word? So I don't know why. Well,
we bought that scroll a magic weapon. I tried to. I tried
to cast it, and I was able to. I'm not a warlock.
I'm an illusionist, It's all I've ever been able to cast an illusion.
But I tried that scroll just to see, just to see if I could
wrap my mind around it. You know, are you sure you didn't meet
any demons? Pretty sure? Made any deals lately? Just one for the
horses. That was a good deal. He didn't seem very demon eateing any
immediatey Dicky, Dicky. There was a Dickie somewhere. Yeah, his name
is Roger. Horse ride him out? Yeah, well right, ask the
horse if Dickie is a demon? Dicky a demon? No, I didn't
think so he didn't smell it. A horse would know someone very specific look
around him in a spirit work. Since I'm you know, coming clean or
whatever. There's more confessions the scrolls we bought in Posha. Yeah, I
learned one of those too. Well why would you do that? Eddie?
So sad? Hey Eddie? Why why? I mean after the magic weapon
for illusion? What does this mean? After everything we've been through? I
feel like when it came out, that's right, confessions for three hours.
I think this is a great use of our time, Eddie. What else
you got? This is gonna be so many episodes. Next on a Fool's
Glass Interventions a very special episode with the holidays behind us. Evocation not even
once? All right, Yeah, so yeah I can uh, I can
heal now a little bit, a little. That's my job. Well,
I got your I can back you up. You can use some help cut
gas like her in reverse. I want to make her pitt your legs off.
I just want to hear sound effects of her still whacking things during this
conversation. She's still just making gravel and kindling. Just but why at even
clearing a path? So I'm gonna stop concentrating on the magic weapon. No,
I'm just kidding. To just last an hour. Oh yeah, After
an hour, the stick's just gonna break. So set, you're gonna hear.
Ah, I'm better figure out what's going on because she can come back
with half a stick and look all guilty. You're getting a lot of trouble
finding out that you're casting other nation spells. I think it's treason or something.
I don't know how that works. I don't know it's I've been trying
to keep it on the d L you know, so shout it really loud.
Well, I mean, it's just us here. If Vallely figured it
out, I forgot about Valley. We always forget. She's forgettable. She's
a very forgettable person. I'll give you that. It's because I'm small right
there. It's Hannon in the middle of all of us. I'm right here,
all right. Oh, motherfuckers act like they forgot about ballet. It
ain't acting, it's real life. I could hydre eater. Well we got.
I think we're going to wait for our regular weapons to not be We're
just compelled. Was just to protect us. Well, I guess I could
make another one, but it looks a little dangerous down there. No,
you can't forgot. How didn't you? No? Oh wait, yeah I
did. Yeah, I can't make another one today. It was one of
Damn. I can't even do it again. I should have just played that
off that I used to scroll. So what are you talking about? I
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fun. You guys hang out there for the three hours the magic weapon off
the stick wears out ah everywhere. Everyone is aware of Eddie's newfound abilities and
kind of leftie. Did anybody catch me up? Because I was having a
blast. You're making a lot of noise. I can cast other spell cast
other spells and illusions. Sorry as my patrons, and I mean Valley thinks
he's a warlock. Oh cool, so cool. I don't think so.
But you a lot cooler if you work. Yeah, pretty lucky. I'm
not a warlock. I've never been a wall but you're gonna be one.
I don't. I think if you ask a warlock, they have to tell
you. That's tell me that canon. Yes, if they don't, it's
trap. That depends. Do you have a warrant? So that's cool,
Edie. I support you in your life decisions. Can you make me have
a stick? Not today? But but will you? Well? Yeah,
my birthday is coming. Sure, they only last an hour, but it
was so much fun. You most fun I've had all year, just not
around white people. Okay, we're gonna keep funky. Speaking of which orag
you notice out in the city. Some fires are still burning, and you
recall they're not really burning in the same spots who were burning before, and
you would think that after three hours being up here, it's kind of,
you know, should have died off. Yeah, it's kind of kind of
weird. Maybe it's more of those little demons. They do tend to set
things on fire. End up, they're pretty mobile. I think caution is
way to go. I think you're right, Bill. You better cinch up
your symbols. Please tell me there's please say they're still stuck together? All
right, this time, I'm gonna cast invisibility on Urek. Well you want
to go take a look, I'm on it. It's an eight, so
I'm gonna take the minus one on going. Okay, they got eight from
the transformation. Okay, in two, go cat mod Okay, so you
go cat mud and you can hold one. How do you guys standing about
that hour away still kind of uphill, you're on like dunes, you're like
up on. Well, if I'm invisible and slinky as a cat, I'm
gonna go scout. Well, yeah, I figured you would go scout.
I meant the rest of them do they want to get closer. One hour
of walking is like two miles away. Yeah, you want to start making
our way that way, Let's get closer. We'll get you know, Bill,
send him up. We're closer where we're still not not too awful noticeable,
where we still got a little cover from the city. But okay,
i'd use a warlock. And you're worried about what I'm doing. Okay,
warm one, we need you to heal, so sip it sion. That's
what a warlock would say. Just get the sentient. Valley was very convincing,
fairly, So what if he's a warlock? A warlock? So as
you get closer, I go ahead and make your discerned realities right ten?
Ten? Okay, So choose three questions to ask as you come closer to
the town. Okay, first of all, what here is not what it
appears to be? The fine aren't obviously this kind of what you were getting
before. The fires are not the same fires from before. They are being
lit again and again by what seems to be little entities running around. You
can't quite make out what they are until you get probably into the city,
but you do see that there are things running around the town. They're lighting
fires. Okay, little firebugs. As I look around, what here is
useful or valuable to me? There is a fresh water water tower that is
in the middle of town. Okay, that's housing a lot of water.
It's not a huge town, but you feel like if you could ample source.
Yep. So if these are little entities, a lot of times are
run by a bigger entity. Mm hmmm. Who's really in control here?
These do appear to be little demonoid creatures, and from what you can tell,
there's probably a big demon sitting around enjoying himself with his little imp buddies
do their shenanigans. I'll take my intel and head back toward the rest of
the gang. Okay, And you notice, so the little creatures that were
running around, they're thin, white demon type creatures with orange shins, and
their feet seemed to be leaving little trails of fire and ash. Friends of
yours, Bill won't I won't be silenced? Yeah, I know, since
those symbols, so yeah, I'll get back to the gang. There are
small fiery minions running a book, probably led by something larger mm in in
case we need it. There's a large fresh water tower tank in the middle
of town could use that to put out the fire. Just to heads up.
You can keep him invisible and Rad can go just just distinguish all the
buyers all at once. Did you have a way to, I don't know,
break the bottom out of the water tower or something. I can manage
it. You find the cork, can you get it out as a cat?
Are you gonna need help? Oh? No, I'll be fine.
Is this gonna be an easy situation? He's just gonna knock the water tower
off the table? Yeah? Perfect? All right, see what you can
do if you can't move, If it's too risky, they'll come back.
We'll figure something else out, okay, and off I go. Okay,
so off you go. And you guys are about what like fifteen minutes away
from town? Ten minutes away from town? How close are you? Yeah?
Probably? Like okay, all right, so you go sneaking into town.
All right, go ahead and give me a dexterity roll to see how
quiet you are in your cat form. You got one move in your cat
form, so I will let you use your prowl if you want to use
your move now. But once you get up to the water tower, you're
going to break out of cat form, or you can use your dexterity just
as a straight dexterity and hope to make it. We're still invisible now,
yes, six, what's my decks? It's all my shit those papers probably,
so seven seven is a partial success. You are invisible. So I'm
gonna say this. You are able to get to the water tower without breaking
your invisibility, but you don't really get a good read on where all of
the imps are or any kind of like. You don't know what how many,
how many there are, where they're running about, where the leader is.
You get no information at all about the rest of these because it was
taking all of your effort to stay quiet while you stealth up to the water
tower. You get to the water tower, the ladder that goes up to
the water tower has been ripped down and burned. Okay, if I shape
shift again, that'll nullify invisibility. Yes, Okay, Before I do that,
I'll scope the area and see if there's anything nearby the might see me.
Okay, go ahead and make a wisdom. We'll just call it straight
wisdom. Oh nap grit. Okay, Yeah, So you do see a
couple of imps that are running around this little building around and just lapse,
chasing each other, setting some random shit on fire. But you can get
an idea of like, once save cleared the area and you're confident you can
shape shift, how difficult would it be to watch them for a little bit
and see if I could mimic their form to shape shift into a demon form.
Make your roll, we'll see how difficult, though. We'll let the
dice decide. Don't, don't, don't come up six nine A nine.
So with a nine it's a partial success. I will say you do have
the ability, but it's going to be just like what you had with the
hydra. You're going to have to wait till your next level. Gotcha,
Okay? Okay, So looking at the water tower, are there fires nearby
that need that immediate attention or no? The water tower was pretty cleared out
as an area, so there wasn't you know, like any buildings or anything
anything flammable really around the water tower itself. But there are some housing structures
probably you know, okay, probably one hundred feet away from the people who
are already going on, and so they're not in immediate danger. I think
want to stay invisible as a cat and all the imps around and see if
maybe I can find who they're reporting to. Okay, so go ahead and
do another stealth roll, then another dexterity role. Not so good. Oh
no, that's a five. A five is a fail. So you are
following these two imps and they lead you right to this but there is tavern
sign above it that says Jake's Bar and grill. And they go into the
saloon style doors, you know, squeaky squeaky, and there's charge scar There
are scorch marks. I was trying to say charred and scorched at the same
time. There are scorched marks on the floor where the demons have been going
in and out. And in there you can see a big one sitting at
this big table, this fancy table, and two whimps that are serving him.
One's got like a little apron on and one's got like a little hat
on, and they're bringing him food and booze and stuff like that. But
he's a bigger looking dude. But as you follow them in, you see
him there and he sees you, Oh my god, and he stands up
and actually, I want to see if you can dispel you don't we're gonna
we're gonna see about it. Oops. And he can because that's a natural
eleven. So he waves his hand and says where you and your invisibility disappears
by. And so there are now four imps in here with him, the
two that we're serving him, and the two that ran in that you followed.
And he says, cools are on the rom because they's port spoke.
Yeah, and those four imps all go charging after you. All right,
do you do anything defensive to start this or they're just in So I'll just
go straight on right into him right to like attack. The first one just
pounce on the nearest one seven seven all right, so that's a hit,
but it gets to attack you back. This demon pack, just so you
know, is a pack of smokes. Oh, there's gonna be a lot
more, I think. So that's eight damage. Okay, So the first
one just like it just yeah crumbles, Yeah, ash and coal and stuff
spew out of him as he falls to the ground. But the other three
are going to attack you. Oh, it gets to hit you too,
actually, so it hits you for three points of damage as ash just explodes
out of it as you Yeah, as you attack it. The other ones
do hit you, and they hit you for seven points of damage the three
other or yeah, I'll just combine all yeah, all one. So in
pack okay, yeah, in group damage for this you just add plus one
to the damage role. That's done. So they just start skewing these chunks
of ash at you. They shoot them out of their head as ash just
slams into your cat like form, and you shouldn't smoke. And the bigger
demon stands up from the table and he clicks his weapon. You can hear
it, like rotate. This giant metal gear shifts and a flamethrower lights up
at the end with the look he's the lighter. Are you a fluffy cat?
And for long he takes a few steps towards you and he shoots this
flamethrower at you. That is a ranged attack for a volley. It's a
volley. Uh oh man for three points of damage, which I don't think
penetrates your armor doesn't no minimum damage okay uh And it is back to your
turn. Okay. If I howled out, they probably wouldn't be able to
hear me, would they. I mean they're listening and they're only ten minutes
walk away from you. I mean I can hear things from ten minutes away,
like that's like the end of my road. Walking down to the end
of my road, I could hear a neighbor screaming. Yeah, I would
ignore them because I don't really like those neighbors a whole lot. But it's
under the fact but intentional. Yeah, there was inside of building too.
All right, I want to go have a stress saloon door, so let
me pounce on another imp. But then if the attack is successful, kind
of drag it towards the Georges. Okay, all right, let's go ahead
and see if you do it nine. So a nine of them, so
how much damage do you do? And a five? All right, so
you hit it for five and that one explodes too, with ash going everywhere.
But as it explodes, ash lands on you for six points of damage,
burning you. Okay, is that still not getting through? I have
six armors, exactly right. I'm really gonna have to work harder to you
all of these packs of demons. I did like before we started playing,
so I didn't realize how fucking invincible you would be. Indestructible cat, yeah,
all right, so you were able to stayed in combat, you were
able to uh successfully draw it out towards the door. I assume to shout.
Once I can get near the door, I'll uh howl out probably something
very distinctive that Eddie would recognize, Okay or Bill whichever. I think all
of you are listening, probably for absolutely Yeah. So you hear Rag shout
out for you from the inside, from like the middle of the city at
this point, just a real let's go, let's go see what a Rex
got himself into. All right, So you guys go charging into town.
Leave the wagon the wagon. Do you bring value with you? Yeah,
she's crack shot with that crossbow. Yeah she is, okay. Also she
knows you're a warlock. Get too far away? Did you say, we're
not? And hopefully happen in combat? It all right wing to do.
So the other two are still going to attack you. They do hit you,
You're going to be able to claw back at one of them as it
gets too close to you to hit for six and it does six points of
damage. So so you blast it and that one is also dead. But
the big guy with his volley, oh that is maximum damage you. So
he does fourteen points of damage. Holy Ship two D six plus two with
that plane door and he critically hit. Yeah, so he just takes that
that flamethrower and he just starts roasting the whole front of the tavern. Just
are searched and uh and so that's the demons turns. And now let's jump
over to the rest of you three that are charging into town. As you're
charging, surprisingly enough, you are not the only creatures that heard ouag shout
out. So you come right in behind this pack of four other demons that
are rushing toward the middle of town, and you actually get the surprise attack
on them. All right, then I'm gonna I'm gonna run up and bunk
one with my new baton. Okay, all right, that's eight to hit.
That is a hit for three damage. Okay, so three damage is
exactly what you need to kill a little imp. But it does five points
of damage back as you bonk it on the head and snuff out the cigarette
and it explodes with ash off flinging back at your face and your arms and
your body. So for five points of damage getting second hand smoked. Who's
next in your surprise attack? A deer or bill? I'm spending my time
uncinching my symbols, se could have had him ready, could have had him
ready. Okay, Well, how like if I did my what are you
waiting for? Right now? Which enemies would be? Three of them would
turn around to fight you? All right? I rolled a nine? Okay,
what is the on a nine or ten? For that? Then seventh
to nine? It's only a few of the enemies put their attention, okay,
So roll one D six and one and two will be one, three
and four will be two, five and six will be all three on me
one but one, okay, so only one of them turns to attack you,
but it's got it's full attention on you, and the others have all
stopped and they turn around. They're not they're no longer running toward orag so
uh, they're just ready to fight, all right, And you'll get bonus
damage against that one. And Billy you said you're un sinching your things,
and Valley pulls out her crossbow and she shoots and it goes wide. I
hope one of them goes before me, because then I can go into a
rage. They will all get turns because that was a surprise attack on them,
so they're actually going to turn. The one that has its attention on
you is going to attack you, perfect and it is. That's the second
town in a row. I rolled up four so it sound of disappointment is
shit. It comes to attack you and just smashes into you with its cigarett
self. The other one five missus uh, shooting its ash over at Valley,
and the one that's shooting at Bill hits yeah, right, suck a
bill for minimum damage of two points of damage? Is it chucks an ash
at you and it splatters against your symbol and helps you on sent Supt Garrett,
I'm using that letter to tell Professor you're a warlock, Eddie. You
are a worthless street rat. You're born a street trat. You'll die a
street rats and only you freeze well, mom, warlock and I don't have
fleas. Sorry, so many Aladdin. I know my husband in Aladdin since
Tony started then? Or was it you just to start? I don't even
know who anymore? A preppy? Sure it was me, damn, my
bad, my bad. Uh. Already that takes us back over to Rag.
Who is how many inter left? Two inside the bar? There's only
one imp one one? Uh, I must stomp the little one seven seven,
Okay, that's enough to hit it. Ye for four, that's enough
to kill it. Let's see if it actually does damage to you. It
does not, it does. That's another one. I just rolled so many
once. Take a big paw, stump that one into the ground, ring
it out, and just sort of sauntered towards the big one. I don't
like smoke. Damn. I don't have a good joke. Yeah No.
All I can think of is like random song lyrics where it is yeah,
so it's going to uh so yeah, so it shoots. It's a flamethrower
at you again for oh my god, two D six plus two damage and
I still roll a six damage so it doesn't. So the flamethrower just blasts
all over you, but your furt you just walk through it like a badass
out of a stupid Yeah, Chuck Norris walking through fire and the middle of
it and look a pawn, wipe it on your whiskers. He has a
Simon candy. Back to the like that put it out. Back to the
party, We've got Eddie. You are up a stills heavy offense some spells.
So I'm gonna magic, miss No, I haven't learned that spell.
I have the scroll, I haven't learned it yet. I'm gonna go,
Uh bank the next closest one with my baton. That's that's a ten.
You run over and bank for one damage, it's still a lot, sure
is it's how the baton is hollow. It's it's one of those. It's
one of those telescopic ones. And I tried to jab in with it just
collapsed. Uh dera, you're just bomb not piers. Uh. I'm in
a rage and I'm taking closer the time to go out. It's gonna get
just hopefully the one that attacked Bill ten that hits it all right. I
don't think you can knock kick it. That's a twelve. Yeah, so
you just you just squished this cigarette. You just put it all the way
out, all the way down to its orange shins, smash gone, So
that one's whole thing is gone. Uh Bill, wasn't it Eddie that was
hurt? That? Yeah? Did you get hurt? I did a little
bit. Okay, I'm gonna I'm gonna tell Eddie that no, he didn't,
And I'll prove that you're singing belling His damage just got you. How
you're such a big, scrappy young warlock. Am I make a pretty good
case for you being a warlock. You're pretty convincing the thirty I didn't think
I was, but then I talked to build pointed some things out. Oh
I gotta roll to heel though. Yeah, this is a role playing game.
Yeah I'm good. Double I doubled. That wasn't enough. Then you're
feeling extra good. You got a caffeine high and another six from valley.
As she shoots another arrow and it goes wide, I swear, she's like,
I'm just gonna put up an illusion next time. She couldn't get water.
She's very nervous being in the midst of a warlock, and I knew
Jesus game is so thrown off, and uh that's it for Oh no,
these imps here get to attack. So they both come and attack. Oh
that's a critical. So that's eight points of damage. As the two imps
both just charge over and attack a dera, they're just, oh, please
stop starting agree with Mike Howard. Really, I feel like I should have
like, well, I guess hey, once we get through all of the
stuff happening in the illusionation, I get to redraw the bad guys for the
next next arc, they're going to be way different than the bad guys this,
how can I kill the next sections? Bad guys are gonna have black
checking hookers. Let's go over to Rag, who is up against the boss.
Ye, all right, let's do this. Eight eight hits. You
hit it, but it's going to hit you back. He can try five.
Five went to damage yep, So it hits you for seven as you
charge up and go to bite it, and it shoves a piece of its
carapace into your mouth and cuts up the side of your mouth for one point
of damage. That actually does you know about seven damage? Shuttle? Uh?
And it is going to reel back its foot and try to kick you
away and flamethrow at the same time, but distance, and that's another critical
hit. It kicks you back with its foot, shoots its flamethrower out at
you, which does fourteen points of damage right down. Wait that's fourteen yeah,
Oh no, he's not. That's his turns. Let's go ahead and
pomp back over to I think the other Paddy. There's what two of them
left? Uh huh. I'm going to go bunk the same one I bunk
before and that is seven all right, So you bonk him for nine damage
because got Bill's extra damage. So you run up and you bumk him and
he explodes into ash just like the other one did and does two points of
damage back to you. I don't take roll six in barlacks half fire immunity.
He's fine, it's called maje armor. I'm not a round. Bill
did get a turn last round. He did something for Eddy. I don'tkay.
And it is over twin era. There's one imp around you still.
Oh yeah's your bird? Eight nine nine hits gonna hit you back for three
points of damage and I hit him back for eighty. Yeah. He explores
into ash, So yeah, multiple, what's happening is you guys are destroying
these things and they're just blowing up into ash all around you. And uh
yeah, So that's eight of the pack of imps set up down. Now,
you guys have a clear twelve to go. I've got themes here.
Least were moved away from food, right, Just wait till you get the
pack of underwear. You're gonna be stuck in brief forever, all right.
So you guys, yeah, what do you want to do now that you've
cleared out the alleyway, Keep making our way towards where it seemed like you're
right always came from. Okay, this concludes this episode of a fools Quest.
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