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You're listening to the downbeat on ninety
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let's take them back. I'm Kevin
Turner with Danny Bayless, Mike sir royd

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JJ Jackson here running the board for
us, producing and entering your phone calls

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three. Let's talk right darf W
think this morning news coming up at eight

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thirty. We might have a special
guest who was at the fair on Saturday.

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Why is that important? I will
tell you now in the scuttle butt

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all right, boys parked you by
Parkeruniversity Parker dot ed U. There was

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a shooting Saturday night at the State
Fair of Texas. Happened around seven forty

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five pm. As eight pm,
it was reported on social media fair was

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being evacuated. Shooting reportedly happened over
at the food court. There's a dispute

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between two people who knew each other. Now, I went to the fair

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last Wednesday night and the food court
was the most crowded place. I saw

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nut to butt. Yeah. I
think that's where they put some of that

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special award winning foods. I think
they put them in there in the food

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court. Did you get a table? No? No, I just kind

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of walk them through. It was
more of a walk through thing. Do

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you have people in food court sit
at tables and they're done eating and they're

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just taking up all that space and
then there's some family holding the tray,

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you know, just kind of looking
and it's like, dude, get up.

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They're sitting there looking at their phone. Care about others? Yeah?

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Absolutely, taking a rest. That's
exactly what's happening. Like as if there's

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not a lot of mattress stores you
can go rest in. Is there a

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lot of mattress stores mattress tents?
They did the thing. Or if you

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want to buy a bed, go
through here, and if you want to

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buy a you can sit in a
thing and get a massage and they've got

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a lot of other mattresses you can
lay down on. Yeah. Try the

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sound nice, which is really just
a bunch of kids jumping on beds and

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some mattress salesman shaking his head looking
at his watch. I get out of

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here now. That place was crowded. So that was Wednesday night. Imagine

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that on seven thirty pm on a
Saturday night. Right, I want the

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deets you have them. Three people
injured, two men, one woman.

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Police recovered a gun at the scene. One person was arrested. Twenty two

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year old Cameron Turner, no relation, booked into the Dallas County Jail early

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Sunday morning, three charges of aggravated
assault. One of the ladies that got

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shot was a forty one year old
Venezuelan woman by the name of Liliana Andrea.

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That's a beautiful name. She loved
the name. She was working with

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the cleaning crew. She crawled under
the bench of the food court most people

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did, and started screaming for help
after she was shot in the right side

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of her back and her right arm, blood everywhere, kept screaming for help.

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No one could really understand her because
she was shouting in Spanish because she

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moved here from Venezuela five months ago
to escape violence in Venezuela. And I'll

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tell you what, if you're trying
to escape violence in Venezuela, come to

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the gun country like she got shot
twice, Yeah, one bullet and maybe

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one bullet that goat or twice,
Yeah, I'm not sure. Didn't say

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that. It says right side of
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so well it's what started this beef, but I don't know that yet,

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still working on that. This idiot
brings his little gun. I need my

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gun and in the food court to
settle a score. Someone had disrespected him.

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I think I think it's to settle
a score, or to settle a

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score. The thought is, and
it's not confirmed yet, the thought is

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that there was a dispute between two
people who knew each other. She's the

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innocent figure, just kind of trying
to mop up the food court. But

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this someone spilt their idiot nachios had
no other recourse other than in the most

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crowded fan food court, pull out
a gun and start blasting arbitrarily, by

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the way, or he's an idiot
with his gun, he dies not to

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shoot, it ends up shooting this
poor woman. Do you guys ever think

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about what it what would be like
to get shot, because here's how it

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went for her. She's scrimming for
help. No one could understand her because

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she was shouting in Spanish. She
grabbed the phone from her pocket and called

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the last registered call on her phone. Didn't even have time to go,

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oh, yeah, you know,
hit the boyfriend or the husband or whatever,

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or find someone just the last person
she talked to. She said to

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him to help you me. Darn
me, darn da la Pedro. They

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shot me. They shot me.
Tell Pedro, what's going to do.

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I think Pedro's probably her husband.
I'm guessing at a Ujo and her husband

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arrived in the US five months ago. I told today, I guest.

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Sorry. So the State Fairs website
says this on their website. No weapons

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are allowed on the fair grounds,
but so weird. The Fair has long

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allowed fair attendis with valid handgun licenses
to carry their handguns in a concealed manner.

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And they don't allow open carry though
I don't know, no, they

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don't. We know that, how
okay? But concealed no concealed carry.

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They don't allow weapons. But if
you have a license, you can bring

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your weapon in as long as it's
concealed. What and now you don't have

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to have uh concealed carry license to
legally carry a gun. It's also confusing.

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Here's the website. The State Fair
of Texas has long been and continues

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to be a strong supporter of the
riots of responsible gun owning Texans. For

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that reason, the Fair is long
allowed fair attendies with valid hand You un

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licenses to carry their handguns and it
can sealed manner while attending the fair.

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Except for locations prohibited by law.
The state fair will not allow unlicensed gonn

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understanding the fair grounds with the firearm. They're checking licenses at the metal detector

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gate. Now I'm going to read
you this, guys, and you just

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tell me I took this in the
Dallas Morning News. Instead of metal detectors,

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fair visitors walk through what is known
now as an open gate system.

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Now this is a high tech scanner
about six foot tall made from the manufacturers

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of the Italian security giant CEI A
oh my god, open gate towers.

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That's familiar, very familiar. You
walk through. If you got something that

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goes to buzz a buzz, you
walk through, it doesn't detect it.

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You're free for crime. It's one
or two of these a day. Kevo

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moments. The company says its machines
can identify threats inside purses or bags,

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threats. What about your pocket?
It sounds like if you have a license

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and conceal it, you know,
but who knows what's gonna set you off

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that would make you unconcealed the gun
and shoot people. Is this the first

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year that they've implemented Kevo's scanner.
Yes, okay, because last year I

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remember going through a damn metal detector. That's done. They've they've implemented the

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open gate system from like, this
isn't an improvement And we had we had

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shots fired at the fair last year
too, all right, No, No,

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that would turned out to not be
the Oh yeah it was a fraud,

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right, yeah it was. It
was a fraud. And and there

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haven't been shots fired at the fair
since nineteen eighty eight. Really, yeah,

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yeah, we had a thirty five
year run in this. This isn't

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the street big problem that we have
there. It's this is an isolated incident

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and I don't know, maybe put
back the metal detector that seems to have

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worked pretty good. Right. Do
you think there's been more shootings if they

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haven't told us about all of them? No, I'm pretty sure we hear

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about news. All eyes are on
the fair for a month. I mean,

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they're not controlled by a governing body. They're their own private entity,

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and it does benefit them to cover
up what they can cover up. But

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there's too many people there that would
report it. You can't say fair exists

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above and beyond the law. Let's
kind of just JJ on the air here,

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JJ. Yeah, do you know
anything about this? Yeah? I

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have a friend who works at his
mom works at the fair and said that

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there was a shooting. I think
the first day they just were able to

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cover it up because I'm like,
I hurt this year. I mean,

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yeah, I believe it. What
in in the fair grounds? How would

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you cover that up if there are
thousands of people hearing it and hundreds witnessing

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it. I guess maybe it's one
there's a lot of noise pollution at the

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fair. Maybe there is one shot. I don't know. There's one guy

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who one huge guy yelling howdie folks? Yeah, and not to mention all

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the just like, step right up. You know a lot of that happening.

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Why don't they shoot big text in
the voice box? Shut up?

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I'm trying to enjoy my fair.
That's already astray. We are the city

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famous for blowing your president's head off
like and then almost kind of weirdly celebrating

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it, it says our bit.
First of all, I think no one

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died, at least as we've got
right now. We don't know the details

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on the other guy. Yet we're
still waiting to get some of that information.

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I will say we have a at
eight thirty five, we will have

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someone calling into the show in Ningu's
Morning News who was at the fair when

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this went down, was barricaded when
this went down, And we'll get into

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that a little bit more or in
one hour. He has good with that.

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Yes, yeah we should. We
should talk about this tram situation though

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too real quick into their incident the
fair. So a person was hospitalized.

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He fell out, fell off the
tram on Saturday before four pm. This

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was pre shooting. This is a
pre shooting accident. Where's a tram go

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from the like a parking lot?
I think? So, where's a tram

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run within the fair ground? Is
the tram the thing that the big thing

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that goes from one end of the
fair to the other that costs like eighty

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dollars to your car five seconds quicker
the parking lot? That's the sky trolley?

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Well, I don't know something right, I think of tram as a

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parking lot, people moving device like
a golf cart. Yeah, this is

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over on Pennsylvania train. Yeah,
is not on the track. There really

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not a lot more information on that
either. This is just probably some old

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fart tumping off the tram or drunk, Yeah, or drunk. I see

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a lot of drunks at the fair. I was gonna say, do we

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get wasted at the fairs? Part
of the on? What yard? Yard

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tall? Margarita's all kinds of stuff. You know what my fair experience is.

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It's getting a Wingfields burger and watching
the Mexican Marionettes. And that's about

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it. Wait, they have a
marionette show. They have a really good

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marionette show, and it's all in
Spanish. And then maybe I'll play that

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thing where you hammer the rubber chicken
into the spinning pots. That's a lot

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of fun. I love edible.
Danny going to watch his marionettes. Well,

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it's just greasy hamburger. Na.
This burger's good. Let's go watch

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the marionettes. Let's go flip some
rubber chickens into these bears are good.

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They're only four tickets compared to those
craft i pas, which are nine tickets.

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Tickets went up this year too,
Yeah, of course, how many

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tickets did you buy when you went, yeah, good torch to sixty tickets?

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And how much does that call it? Bucks? Dollar? A ticky.

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That got me two corn dogs,
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that would be two drinks for her
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that's not as egregious as I thought. I wanted to step in and show

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these fools how to make it rain
from way downtown. Tell me you did

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with sixty dollars? Couldn't. I
couldn't because it wasn't worth it. Stuffed

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animal, I've already got a big
stuffed animal at home. You don't need

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another Shrek, need a well,
I know, I've got Berry at my

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house and he just says with him
the biggest stuff bear. But there you

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You didn't play any carnival, any
midway games, but you went by,

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and trust me, I'd make that. If we weren't budgeting for a new

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dishwasher, then I would have played. What if they had make the three

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pointer win a dishwasher? Oh my
god? Would you have to take it

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home tonight from the five and there
you'll put it on the tram for you.

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Just do that at the end of
your fair visit, not at the

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beginning. Otherwise you're wheeling around a
dishwash, my kids dishwasher. I'll put

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it on the on the on the
on the wobbly tram that has three functioning

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wheels instead of four. That is
kind of the funny thing to see the

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beaten down dad that won the stuffed
animal pink snake wrapped around him. It's

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not like it's a whirlpool either.
You can win a Schwartz dishwasher sports back

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in the game. I am promise
not to beat you guys down with Saturday

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Night Live all year. Okay,
good, So what's the next story.

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But it was the season premiere Saturday
Night and there were a few things that

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jumped out, and Christina texted me
like, are you watching just to see?

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I don't know why. I think
it's just what time it was.

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I think it was during a song
that I'll play for you in a minute.

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But that's a couple of highlights from
what I thought was a very funny

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season premiere episode of Saturday Night Live, one of the only live shows going.

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Let's go first of all Saturday Night
Football on NBC had Notre Dame and

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USC first, and it was Jack
Collinsworth who has a job somehow, and

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color analyst Jason Garrett, whoa Now
your host is Pete Davidson. Your musical

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guest is Ice Spice and they're the
fourth quarter of USC Notre Dame. But

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they show you, you know,
the dress rehearsal and the sets moving around

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on Saturday Night Live and they're trying
to promo Saturday Night Live is back tonight.

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Tell me if you think Jason Garrett
loves this music artist. They all

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get ready. Keith Davidson that it
worked there, good to have him back.

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Can't wait to see Ice Spice in
action. Oh yeah, they were

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pumping some Ice Spice went into the
stadium today, weren't we there. Can't

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wait to see Ice Spice in action. You think garretts a big Ice Spice

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fan. What would the ratings be
if we had the Jason Garrett reality show

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in town. I don't know,
Like, there's Jason Garrett live feed.

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I would be interested now, I'm
like right here, yeah, but I

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don't know. I would never not
watch. I just don't know if he's

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pumping a lot of Ice Spice on
his own Ice Spic Ice spies the way

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he said it was even generic.
They did make a two weeks old play

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on the Taylor Swift Travis Kelce thing. They had Keenan Thompson being Kurt Menafie,

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and Terry Bradshaw was Molly Caredy,
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who does fake Trump was being Jimmy
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the past forty eight hours getting these
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tuned in for football. When we
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with someone who actually wants to talk
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Kelsey as the sideline reporter in Philadelphia. Okay, That's all he said is

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yes please. He says yes please, and the crowd goes wild, and

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that's it. I thought Strayhan was
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a horrible Jimmy Johnson especially. I'm
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to others, but maybe not.
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of big hit songs this summer.
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Glenn You knew, but Pete Davison
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I'm just Pete and I thought it
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clip of that. Okay, please
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him Colin Joe tell me we should
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call me steam because oh my god. Okay, and then it flashes a

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picture of Kanye. It just flashes
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ski? I guess he's got a
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He Conye used to famously call him
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restraining order or something. But it
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really good, really funny. Now
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destroy guys a little bit, all
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of them is the son of a
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and they were kids as deaf jam
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Pete, we found a picture of
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they were like, well we found
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were deaf jam comics, the young
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just kids doing stand up. But
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you try to act like they're all
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show big ass down and put on
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deaf jam comic? Yeah, we
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of comedy. They might be small, but they got big attitudes, featuring

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Ben Smoked Dog Marshall, Oh smoke, don you don't take me nowhere?

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your straw in the front of a
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it from the back, you don't
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real hot. He's real like real
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us? We used to do shows
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I always thought that Quicksand was gonna
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I always imagine quicksand joke is great, a bad, bigger problem. Remember

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how afraid we were of quick Sandy
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why. Okay, this is a
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Prant Colin jost Okay, yeah,
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stack, and he set it up
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read it. California has become the
first state in the country to issue ebony

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alerts when a black child goes missing. Here with more on This is Colin

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Jose the first show the California has
become the first state in the country to

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enact ebony alerts to help fine blissing
missing black children. And I'll save you

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some time. They're not with their
fathers. Oh you like that? Well,

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here's another. California has become the
first state in the country to issue

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ebony alerts when a black child goes
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before I do some rough jokes.
College, Why is he so mean to?

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College? Is so mean to Do
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the name Ebony, it's a magazine
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it's making sure Well. The the
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is Colin clearly didn't see it coming, like they had rehearsed their set

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he at Colin because reaction is clearly
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about to have to read two racists
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Oh God used to You're gonna get
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came in as coach Prime. Pretty
funny. We just keep winning, man,

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every game, every minute we win
in a life. Yeah yeah,

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well you're also four and three,
so you have lost a few. I

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mean just last night you lost to
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We were up twenty nine and nothing
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home and fell asleep. I woke
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started coaching career right at Jackson State, which is an HBC or historically black

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college, right, very good college. You know, I truly believe that

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God called me there. God called
me again and was like, my bad,

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And then he showed me the Promised
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there was white people. Not many
people know this. Colorado is an HWCU

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or historically white college, kind of
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I mean heard pretty it was pretty
pervert, is pretty diverse, very good

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colin. It was pretty funny.
Have you seen the dude who does the

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nick Saban? Yeah, I go's
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really good, white dude. Yeah, well risky, yeah, but it's

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he has a few phrases that are
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to top it pretty good. Yeah
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cool. Yeah, he's saving on
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getting caught up. Well, there's
that, Sorry about that, fantastic,

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That's okay, who loves Sorry,
night love, good job, smoked dog.

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At least you shoot anyone at the
fair, am I right? Yeah?

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Coming up next will review our ghost
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