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But we do still have our buddy brad here. Like we we know
that animal fighting might not be everybody's cup of tea, it might not be
for you, but Bradley's so much more than that. It's a very very
well rounded individual. I'm really not this is all I got going on.
It's more than animal fights. And I think I brought this up to you
the last time you were on with us. Is you're your acumen for history
and history knowledge. It goes so much beyond the surface of of what maybe
the more common, uh understanding that we have of history is. And Mikey,
you asked him a question earlier and it was a really bizarre, all
encompassing question, but I loved Brad's answer. It's because he's got this new
book out dropped yesterday, Roman Spectacle on the Rio Grand. Where do people
get it? You can get it, Amazon, Barnes, and Noble,
should be all major bookstores. Book's a million, So he likes writing book.
But he's also getting big on YouTube. So if you're on YouTube,
historro it's history with an O instead of a Y, and just subscribe because
it doesn't cost a dollar, you just literally click a button. So support
Brad Historo. I just subscribed and I glanced at his thing and he's got
a ton of videos with just the Texas history and different angles, and I'm
like, you know what, I'm just gonna ask him the most generic question,
which was, what's as a history professor and expert, like, what's
something in American history that's just amazing yet no one either knows about or really
talks about. So my answer was the McKinley assassination, but in particular the
Garfield assassination. So we have this fascination with the JFK assassination, and I'm
saying assassination a lot, but McKinley and Garfield, and Garfield in particular,
the story behind it is just so wild ass. So the guy that assassinated
Garfield grew up in a cult, this oneited cult in New York, where,
like the whole deal was you get closer to God by having as much
sex as possible. So this is the mid eighteen hundred. It seems awesome.
Mikey and I are big fans of God. Well, well, apparently
Charles Gutteau guy, this assassin was so good. We want to get closer
to the sorry. But but anyway, the women of the cult did not
did not want to have sex with him because he was so creepy. So
they end up getting kicked out of the cult, which I don't know how
hard that would be to do. Became sort of a near to well,
wrote his own Bible and then this is kind of a Korreesh type almost,
but he doesn't have the charisma of Korresh. It was just like a non
charismatic guy. Y'all know what's happening with the story on the Garfield discussion.
This is dropped like yesterday, and I've I put it aside as a link
because I thought we might discuss at some point. Okay, So there's a
big TV show that's coming out and it's going to be starring Michael Shannon perfect
Great and Tom from Succession. And this is why it's a story because Tom
from Succession, Martin mcfaden or Michael mcfaden what revers is Matthew mcfaden his first
role after Succession is going to be in this show that is detailing the assassination
of James Garfield. But you know from the producers from the producers of Game
of Thrones. What is this an HBO thing? They don't know yet.
I think it's going to be Netflix, I believe. Okay, I think
it's Netflix because I wanted it to be HBO. Does it show who's going
to play Charles Gutow, because that guy's crazy. Charles Gooto is gonna be
played by Martin mcphaden. Matthew mcfaden, who is Tom from Succession. James
Garfield will be played by Michael Shannon, because Michael Shannon's the greatest creep actor
of all for sure. Yeah. I was thinking he'd be perfect as good
Toe, but a bit younger like guit too, like twenty or something.
Here's the description because this might wet your beak here. Death by Lightning is
a drama series that brings to life the epic and stranger the fiction true story
of James Garfield, the reluctant twentieth President of the United States, and his
greatest admirer, Charles Getou, the man who would come to kill him.
So you're probably gonna show a big like Toes, like following him and worshiping
him and then ends up killing him. Well, there you go, see
it? Shows how ahead of the game Bradley is. We just asked him
amazing came up with. So this Guitto guy is very much like a David
Koresh type, but without the charisma. Yeah, nobody wanted to buy his
bible. He wrote this bible, he actually had to get like he sent
it to publishers, none of them would publish it. He got some guy
with a printing press in his garage to print it out and uh, and
then he tried to sell it. Nobody wanted to buy and so he ended
up uh never paying the guy. And this guy just had like a garage
full of these the weird bibles up much like Roman Spectacle on the Rio Grand
the new book from Bradley, No, that is going to You're going to
bring me so many uh so many purchases. If every one of our listeners,
wise ones, you are in trouble. Uh all right, Just to
wrap this up again, this is this is his book. And because at
the border, the Texas Mexico border right at the turn of the century nineteen
hundred, at a time, promoters would put on these animal fights. So
we do have some listeners submitted animal fights. But before we get to them,
real world. Okay, real quick? Elephant verse five bulls? Was
it? Yeah? Elephant versus four bulls? How do we do there?
So basically, the elephant obviously is gonna win, although the the there's one
part and some of the Again, some of these newspapers are sensationalized, so
picking through what's real and what's not pretty much a problem. But it's like
today. Absolutely, But supposedly one of the bulls did knock the elephant over,
but and again I don't know if this parts true. The bull and
then gets I'm sorry. The elephant then gets mad and picks up the bull
with its trunk and throws it out of the the bull ring. I don't
know if I believe that it all the way over the Rio Grand and yeah,
throw it over the Rio Grand, still flying in the sun at the
top of the wall. All right. So through extensive research and the battles
that you could find and read about, who is the what Anna? Well,
I don't know. I don't want to spoil the book, but I
mean, Elephant's gonna be elephant is the king of them all. Yeah,
So in ancient Roman times they would fight elephants against rhinos, and you can
find some of these things on YouTube these days because they naturally, uh you
know, in the same habitat. So they'll fight in the wild. But
the Romans would bring elephants and rhinos, and unfortunately we don't have a recording
of their fight. We have like coins and like mosaics of it. But
I think the elephant would win most of those versus the rhinos sort of supposition,
just the way the coins are depicted and things like that, So you
think you got elephant number one, and that just makes sense. It's way
heavy than everything else. Okay, So the unassuming hippopotamus though, is always
at the top of that list too, as far as maybe most mostly to
humans. So unfortunately the hippopotamus I have not found in a stage interspecies fight
with the hippotamus. There's one account where I don't again, I don't know
if I believe this one where a zoo stuck a hippopotamus and a kangaroo and
the same enclosure because they're assuming they were going to be peaceful towards one another,
but then the hippo got aggressive towards the kangaroo, and the kangaroo supposedly
kicked the hippopotamus in the face, and the hippopotamus got scared and turned around.
I don't know if I believe that one, though, Yeah, and
I would bet fear and animals backing down submitting is a pretty natural thing.
Sure, Like he's just like, what's this weird creature kicks me in the
nose? That I guess that kind of makes sense. Yeah, back off,
Brad. A couple texts coming in what's the name of the serial killer?
Apache book? So it's a son of venge, Okay? Yeah,
And you know, I was kind of hoping that we have all these murder
podcasts. I was hoping some of them would pick it up because this guy
literally murdered more people than anybody else. So I think the biggest serial killer
in the United States is Samuel Little with something like ninety or something kills.
And then I think in Mexico you probably have some cartel guy, but I
don't think anybody anywhere close to two undred ninety eight. And again, if
you exclude like soldiers and stuff in war, I'm pretty sure he's probably the
most prolific killer in history, or one of them at least, you know,
get some quick ones from the text before we get to our talkbacks here,
please ask him who will win Siberian tiger versus polar bear. I've had
this debate with my best friend for years, to the point where we agreed
to find out once we get rich. So I don't think that one has
happened. There was a polar bear fight in Rome, which is kind of
weird. I don't know where they got this. It could have been an
albino bear or a pole bear. But in Roman records it says in the
introducing the colisseum to fight was a white bear. So uh, but but
I don't the records don't say what it went against and who won. In
eighteen ninety three in Paris they had a polar bear fight. It may have
been a tiger, but I don't remember off the top of my head.
But if you, you know, want to go to like newspapers dot com
do eighteen ninety three polar bear. There's a fight that happened in Paris,
and I just don't remember off the top and your expert opinion, though,
who would you take in that fight? The polar bear is so rare that
I'd go with the polar bear just because of weight. Yeah, yeah,
Okay, I kind of agree, and you wouldn't have a polar bear fight
now clearly because there's just one left him versus who chimp versus Rothwiler. So
that actually happened this world. It's I don't know if it was a it
might have been a pit bull off the top of my head, but it
was in New Orleans. They put them together, and if I remember correctly,
I think, you know, the chimp won and bit the dogs like
I don't even want to get into the genitals, but like bit the skull
of the dog or something like that. But I think the chimp ended up
dying as well. Again, that one has happened, I off the top
of my head. I just can't remember the particular details of it. And
clearly there are no winners in animal fighting. We're discussing history. Yeah,
so other people don't stage just because you know, they know the results really
happen. We're heroes, Yeah happening, Okay, silverbackguerrilla versus grizzly bear.
All right, so the silverback guerrilla is incredibly rare to find fights with them
because they are rare, Like we didn't know they were species until the eighteen
fifties. So I've only been able to find one fight with a a gorilla,
and that was in nineteen sixty and the Spokane, Washington Zoo. The
gorilla was messing with the padlock between its cage in the cage of a cougar
like a mountain lion, and they got in the same cage. Supposedly this
was videotaped and put into a movie. I haven't seen it. I just
don't know if the movie even exists anymore, but somebody filmed it. But
the cougar ended up beating the gorilla, Like really, yeah, yeah,
you're amazing. Just you're naming locations and years. Yea, sometimes I'll forget
the results, you know. Yeah, So that's all right. Just the
setting is good enough, all right, man. That's kind of all we
got there on all the questions of these fighting. This segment's brought to you
by Alamo Draft House Cinema. And maybe one day they will take one of
Brad's three books and make a movie and you can go watch it at one
of the five DFW locations of Alamo Draft House Cinema. Yes, how about
this book that he's just dropped in stores yesterday, That would be an amazing
movie to see. I agree, hard to make though, right, I
think what we watched? What do we watch? You that right of a
bottle rocket and the two of the trailers were h King Kong and Godzilla versus
the planet or whatever? And then the new Planet of the Apes is like
that. They have the you know, technology to make these animal fights from
one hundred years ago. That's true. So we need Michael Bay to get
on board, yeah, and buy the rights to your book to make it
a movie. The book is Roman Spectacle on the Rio, Grand Bradley fulsome
Yah. The author always interesting and wheels off to have you and you get
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Madden at nine am on a Tuesday morning. Beautiful, that's beautiful. Who
would win a let's say, one hundred chiefs against one hundred and forty nine
ers all weaponry and tools Bradley fulsome expert on interspecies cage fighting. The answer
to that is probably depressing. So I don't wanna you actually had that.
We already did that. Yeah, you know, we did a segment.
A friend of mine who had a segment called Kemp Spin did a full segment
on the forty nine ers and how they got their name and the history of
all that, and it pretty much was really gross. Yeah, it was
that. That's not a fun one. Yeah. Okay, is that Jake
Kemp from the Dumb Zone podcast? Yeah? Back the same cool dude.
Do you have a Super Bowl prediction? Brad? I don't know you're gonna
watch it? Yeah, I'm gonna watch the Chiefs. I guess anything of
Taylor Swift? Fine? Yeah, you're not shaking with rage and the punching
your cell phone every time news of her comes on. I don't know.
I don't hate her and I don't love her. It's just I'm indifferent.
It's probably the most rare Taylor Swift opinion. Now, if you could get
Taylor Swift and Beyonce in an arena to fight to the death, I would
be very interesting. That's very interesting. Yeah yeah, yeah, measurables,
ragged all old hate. I think can we have you back in March to
fill out our sixty fourteen March Madness bracket based on who would win? I've
got nothing better to do, so yes, I kind of want to see
the Wake Force demon Deacons. They would fair against the mean Green of North
Texas. You know whatever those are screaming eagles? Yeah? How was green
a thing like that's the weirdest mascot as a person that went to you.
And yeah, I did that more from the eagles to mean green. I
think they realized eagles is generous. Yeah, blue devils versus demon deacons.
That's and then also are they more demons or more deacons? That's the other
thing. I think they're deacons. They're just inspired by the dark side.
You know, maybe we'll cancel this segment we were talking about doing in March.
We don't need you back. It's going to happen now got watered down,
you know, open that day up on the I coun hey by Brad's
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