Super Jody's So Hot. Hello, welcome to Laura Cane After Dark. What's
happening? I'm Laura Cane. I'm very excited this week. Oh, this
is my co host Eric. Remember, by the way, the long forgotten
No, no, not forgotten at all, because we're celebrating we are we
are. I'm celebrating you. I'm celebrating you, and we are celebrating producer
Brian. Yes, he's been with us one of these four years that we're
going to be celebrating on Thursday. It's gonna okay, okay, okay,
okay, Hi, Julie. I start off by saying, this is the
Laura Came After Dark podcast? Did I say that already? And I have
to bring something up very early in the podcast? Okay, okay before we
handle business. And yes, because you have already ignored my writer, I
knew you were going to say that. I would like to know what is
going on? Were you at like a car race? Okay for dancing or
what's the America's got talented? Yeah, I'm just wondering what's happening? Yeah,
same kind of looks like I'm wearing like some kind of weirdly it looks
like it's rip. It does Okay, Now look dark lipstick is different.
Look then bright lipstick. You didn't say bright lipstick. You said, no,
it's not it's right red, no dark. So I am not.
I am not going against the right, in violation of my right. I
can barely look at you. I'm not in violation. Yeah, you're either
like someone who's like a stage hand for dancing, or America's got talent or
you you know, she looks like one of those girls that like waves the
flags at the beginning of a Fast and Furious movie or a football game.
But I don't even know I got the shirt. I don't know I got
it. I would like to burn it. But like the red lips matches
the red in the shirt, I'm trying to do something different with my hair.
Brudy. Hey, you know what, you gotta mix it up when
you're a girl, say I love you. What do you want me to
look the same every single single week. I want you to look like you
came out of a box of just I think it's more interesting, Matt if
you look a little different every week. Okay, what do you guys think?
I have no thoughts not I'm not asking you I'm asking our listeners,
our viewers. They might, they might not, but they might. You
never know I'm doing it. Do I have it on my teeth? No?
Okay? Good? Thank god, Oh my god, thank God for
small fing Oh my god, stop it. Okay, we are having a
party. I know you've heard us talk about it now for a month and
a half, but it is on Thursday. It is, and we're having
a meeting tonight after the podcast. It's talked to get the lay of the
land. It's gonna be so fun because we're gonna see where's Brian gonna sit,
where is everybody else gonna sit? And see two bright Okay, whatever,
Okay, so let me talk about the party. I love my man.
Okay. The party is going to be at six pm. That's when
See starts. That's when the doors open. The show starts at seven.
We're doing our podcast live again on a Thursday. We're doing it from Urban
Mos on the stage because right after the podcast we have a performance by two
drag performers who are like the best of the best in San Diego. You
are in for a treat a blast. It's awesome. Bring your ones because
there's lots of tipping. Oh yes, we need to bring our ones.
It's it's so fun. Not for me, I won't be dancing. And
we also have prizes. Now the prizes have started to roll in. They
have we have LCAD merchandise, we have zip ups, hoodies, T shirts
and I just got compliments. I posted a picture of Evan and one of
the T shirts on Instagram and people are like, I want one, I
want one, I want one already clamoring for the merchandise. I think we're
doing lad jockstraps, aren't we We should we could anywhere? Oh yeah,
that would be a misrepresentation of our show. Then we have Oh I gotta
show you? Should I show you? I bought something really fun last night
at something called city Fest, which is a hillcrest and there were like two
stages and bands and they were it was so fun. They were playing dance
music and there was there were little shops, little you know, clothes and
candles and jewelry, and this this guy had these things and I'm I told
him, I said, we're having a party, and I explained who we
were, and he didn't give them to me for free, which he shouldn't
have, but he gave me a great discount, and wouldn't you want one
of these? Oh boy, the company is called fan Daddies. I told
him I'd give him a shout out. Let me see the logo fan Daddies.
Okay, it's cute. The whole thing was cute. The whole thing
was really cool. And there were like hundreds of these, but I picked
these. You know, we use fans on the show because we get super
hot. Get that fan. We're giving away your own fan. Look how
cool this thing is. Really, isn't that great? Watermelon? Okay?
And then this one you're gonna love? Gives another one to give away,
pistol peat. It's always fun to have a hand. Yeah, the bags
are cute. Now this one is screams you. You're just opening all the
ones we're gonna give to our ill wrap them backup. I'll wrap them back
up, yes daddy, Yes dad. Oh that's cute. There was some
that said like slay, some that had eyes on them, some that had
Golden Girls stuff on them. But they were too negative. But I didn't
like, like, you're not nice. One of them said you're not nice.
I'm like, I'm not going to give that away. That did one
of them say I could throw up just looking at you like something like that.
I'm like, that's negative. I'm not doing used to say or Dorothy
used to say that on The Golden Girls all the time. Okay, I'm
not done with the prizes. Oh okay. We also have a one hour
massage free from Eric's Presses. Yes, we have from Capital Growth Inc.
One hundred dollars cash money, baby hundred dollar bill. We have a fifteen
hundred dollars gift card for Morpheus eight from La Roya Cosmetic. Yes, that
is the latest, the greatest in laser skin tightening treatments, and you get
one. I'll be using that on my face. And then we have Megan
Route making us a gift basket of surprises, so we have a lot of
fun things to give away. You guys are gonna love it. It's gonna
be a blast. It's twenty dollars. You can go to Loricane after Dark
dot com right now and just click on the link. You'll see it.
It's easy. Pick your seat, or you can always show up, pay
at the door, say hey, you're with the podcast, come over to
the stage, join us exactly. The money goes to it goes to Sunburst
Youth Housing Project. The center's cutting edge Sunburst Youth Housing Project was created to
provide safe and supportive housing for San Diego's homeless youth between eighteen and twenty four,
including lgbt QI, A plus and youth living with HIV. And they
have programs there to help them, you know, not only get shelter,
but jobs and things like that. So it's a really good cause. All
your all the money goes there. So it's a charity event sort of and
a whole lot of fun and a celebration, and we really would love to
see you there, so we will come on out Urban mos and Hillcres.
I can't even wait. Please come What time? Stores open at six?
Show starts at seven, Yes, in the pm PM. Okay, I
just had to make sure. Yes, we're having a seven am drag show.
What the hell right? Some people like to party in the morning.
Some people party till the morning. Because we lived party in the morning sometimes
maybe if we were in a beitha, Oh what guess who here I met
with? Here we go again. I'm starting to lose faith, but we'll
get there in a minute. What is me? I'm sorry I didn't mean
to interrupt continue. It was better than Keanu Reeves. Oh he have little
faiths his birthday to day. Happy birthday, Jay Wertzler him Friday time.
Oh, HiT's his birthday. Happy birthday Jay. Now, I don't know
if I'm supposed to say this, but he is has He's having a big
party for her on a boat. Oh nice, like at the moment.
Nice. So he deserves it because it's a it's a big Birthday's awesome.
He's a he's an he met with another one of our friends. This you
get invited to his big boat party. Well, Eric and I did at
the like the last minute, like two days ago. Everyone forgets about producer
anything. But I said, oh no, that's the thing we do the
podcast. We can't do it. I'm so sorry. It would be so
so fun. Jay Wertzler from Capital Growth Inc. Is the money manager that
you want to go to if you have money to manage. Get it out
of those things that aren't growing anything. What are they like? I don't
know. What doesn't grow very fast? CDs? Yeah, CDs, I
didn't know. You know, when you buy a CD like a monetary not
a CD. You know what I'm talking about explain it to me. Then
they're they're like account that you put him in and your money just accumulates.
But it's it's kind of it kind of doesn't slow like a money market account
or something like that. Yeah, but it has like a time limit.
It's like, oh, you buy one for five years and then aturesond.
It's also got a CD maybe. Oh my god, I can't and I
know I don't work at a page. This is the reason h Wertzler in
our life. It's because he is a CFP, a Certified Financial Planner.
He is also a Certified Divorce Financial Analysts CDFA. Okay, certificate of deposit.
Yeah, okay, Wow, you've never heard that term. I don't
think they're that common as common anymore. I don't think so either. But
this is just me being old. I guess Laura's old. Jay will know
what to put it in, okay, because he keeps up. He goes
to conferences all the time about like, you know, you like somebody who's
constantly learning and stuff. That's Jay Wertzler. He's constantly learning his craft and
he's gonna make you some good money. So what is his phone number?
You can do like I didn't call him. Did you call him or did
you email him? I called him? Okay, So what is that number?
Eight five eight five five two six nine six zero. You can also
email him. What is his email is? It is easy to remember.
It is very easy to remember, Thank you, Laura. It's jayw at
Capitol growthingk dot com. And the best part, it's like a trifecta.
He has not only a phone number, sorry j but an email. He
also has a website. A website, yes, a website, Thank you,
Brian. How how might one find that website on the interwebs. You
would go to the interweb and in the search bar type in http s S
colon forward slash, forward slash Actually I think it's forward slash four slas.
Anyways, Capital Growth at the Inc. Www dot Capitol Growthinc. Dot com.
There we go, and the ww we stands for Worldwide Web. Well
that is nifty, isn't that nifty? And Jay is the man. We
had a very very nice conversation. Great website. Yes, I tuned out
a long time ago of my own show to my own show. Good look,
stop doing that? What anyway? Stop tuning out? Stop doing what?
Yes? Thank you, Jane happy birthdayday. Okay. Now we have
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now it's time for host chet my host chat. Yeah, I go first,
do you. I don't know why she's so, There's no reason,
I just do. That's the way it's always been. I guess since you're
dressed like a major atte, you would want to go first. I thought
this top was kind of cool and funky. Why not as different whatever?
I don't you know what, I'm going to get you a set of pom
poms. You know what. I don't have to explain myself to you.
I don't have to look good for you, Yes you do. I'm doing
it for my need to look good for me. You need to raise your
standards. Difend doing it by myself. Listen, give mommy divorce papers.
I have a statement to make in my host shot. But I never thought
i'd say make it at this age, which is you're talking to someone no,
because then here's what I would do, and I don't. I don't
want you to answer. I would say, well, how old do you
think I am, and that's a bad thing to do. Three, thank
you, am? I right? Was it fifty four? Fifty five?
No, you're fifty five. Oh wait, you're fifty five, you're fifty
six. You guys are old as shit. I no, I hate,
I hated this last minute. We're one hundred and eleven combined. You throw
me in there, and you're one hundred and barely twenty. Well, what
were we doing twenty twenty years ago? I'm not twenty two, thank you.
Oh oh you turned twenty three whatever, But what were we doing twenty
three years ago? Oh? Lord, I don't even know. I know
I was, Oh, I was in property management, I was in radio,
but I was a mess. And when Brian was born, oh my
god, I hate to say it. My first guest and she's like,
what were we doing twenty three years ago? My first The first thing that
came to my mind was rehab. I know everything is like before or after
that. For me. Let's go, I mean, hey, better,
hey whatever, whatever, Okay, oh hey, Ellen, just just message
something. So when we talk about Schedadle, just so you guys know,
sign up by Friday to guarantee a T shirt for the Schedadle five k wait,
let me because Ellen Schedadle is going to run after the host chat.
So we haven't forgot about you, but forgot Wait when when is the day?
Friday? Friday? Okay, make sure you remember that so we can
say that. Yes, okay, your host chat. Here's my host.
So I am ready to are we cry? Well? Anyway, I,
Laura Kane de virginized a man this weekend? What the fuck? What?
Who is ten years older than me? What? What is this? The
forty year old virgin plout? But awears what? I de virginized somebody.
You took someone's virginity. I took somebody's virginity. You got not necessarily.
Okay, Oh my god, wait a minute, I tell the story.
I don't think you know this. Hold on hand me one of those fans.
I'm starting to sweat. Yeah, my god, don't ruin it.
We're giving it away. Oh god, Okay, tell your story. Okay.
So we went to our dear friend Jody's party. Huh. And at
the party was a karaoke machine and a karaoke area. Oh, you took
someone's karaoke virginity. Now let me tell you something. It's about to get
dumb. Look I have two things about this karaoke thing. First of all,
her party was super fun, right, it was great, and all
of her friends and colleagues or whoever else was thank you for buying a bad
relatives. Oh, thank you for buying a badge. I can't read your
name, but thank you. That's very much appreciated, I believe so she
anyway, she had a lot of great people there. There was this one
guy who was enjoying every karaoke song. He was like really getting into it,
but you could tell he was super like a really shy, kind of
introverted guy, but he was into it at the same time. So I
picked the mother of all songs that got every single person not only off standing
but also singing with passion. Yes, that was thanks to me, and
I gave him that. I handed this karaoke virgin of the mic who's ten
years older than me, and I said, go. He's saying I like
a whole verse, whole like couple verses, and he's like he was so
excited. He's like, oh, I've never done that before. So I'm
like, did I just take your virginity? And he's like, yes,
you did. I think a lot of it I think a lot of men
that have been with Laura have said, I've never done that before. Please
this song and don't roll your eyes, Brian. The fact that your story
started with you took someone's virginity and it's just that you got someone who's never
done karaoke. You do karaoke. Now, let stand up for our host.
Chats are just sinking, mofo. It got your attention, didn't it.
That's the point, and then it pissed off you are rat Okay,
I'm just saying, you know the song was Journeys, don't stop believing?
Okay? That is everybody sings it passionately. Everybody has to stand up,
everybody knows the words, and everybody is comfortable singing it. So there's a
couple of other there's a couple more songs. I think you could have gotten
a better response out of I kind of disagree in this instance. In this
setting, what Bohemian rhapsody? Everybody in their mother will sing Bohemian Rapskay.
Let me ask you something though about that song? Is it too long?
No? So perfectly? Okay? All right? Second September by Earth Wind
and Fire. That's a great that's great. Yes, as well, however,
it's a good one. Not that song wouldn't invoke the passion. Oh
I quite disagree. Of course, you has so much passion. Stop it
right now, don't stop believe and kills that we could endless. I just
killed a man, but you could change it to mama. I just took
someone's karaoke virginity. Here's my other thing about the karaoke. So so it
started off like everybody's like, oh, what's to sing? Like? There
were people that were starting to gather downstairs, and nobody really wanted to start
it off. So I'm like, you know what, you know, one
person did actually started off. I'm like, okay, I'm going to get
this party started. I've never I've never done this karaoke before, but look,
it sounds like a whole lot of fun. So I picked rappers Delight.
Now. Yes, I decided to print out lyrics for you because you
might say that what a great idea that was, how fun? I didn't
remember that that song six minutes long. This I typed out. It's probably
in size five font. See how tiny that's printed. It's what this is
lyrics. This is lyrics. Then this is all lyrics right here and then
this is all lyrics right here. Oh my god. So I had to
keep stopping to breathe because it was really really hard. Yes, and but
I you know what, I didn't do? What do you know what?
I didn't do here, even though I was flailing miserably quick? Thank you?
Yes you did not money maker if yours? By the way, your
dress was gorgeous, thank you. But it made me look like I had
the flattest but on planet Earth, and I'm not happy about it. So
I put it through a system and I made a little bit plump. I
don't know if I'm going to post it or not. Oh did you give
yourself a booty? Did you stuff your pants? You're not twenty anymore.
I will know what. But I want to look like I have a butt.
I oh, she had a little FP. But what's no, I
don't have well. I'm getting there, gone, I don't have well.
I used whatever. I don't want to talk about my butt anyway. Don't
pick robbers delight. It's very very difficult, and you're gonna be up there
for six minutes. And oh my god, but it was. It did
kick off the party. I was way more. I was really looking forward
to the story about you actually taking someone's virginity, because that would be interesting.
That that leads me to my host chat and stick with us long enough,
and I'm sure you'll hear a story similar. Probably, I'm not sure
if I want to know. I know you probably wouldn't. I don't want.
I'm gonna say right now, I never want to hear that story.
But if that story ever happens, I do want to hear it. Okay,
no jokes. Party was totally fun, blast and that food was so
good. I know we have a lot of it in our Jody, where'd
you get that Mexican food from? You? Do you want some Latish tacos?
And okay, I'll make you something after the show. Oh, so
at Jody's party, Jody, by the way, it looked great too.
Oh that dress was sick it was she looked really good. She looked like
a goddess, yeah she did. It was blue. It was like I
do today, like a stripper. Oh my god. No, she looked
really good, really pretty, like very almost like a silver blue. It
was really pretty. Yes, And then we all kissed when we came in,
like kiss, kiss, you know. And then the three of us
were like, oh, your lips are so soft, and we had like
a kissing thing to see whose lips were softer. Now, look, take
me out of the equation right here, right now. I was sitting I
know, but I was sitting in between Jody and Eric. Wait, is
this like pecking or is this like actually kissing? Well? Is there sustained
lip on lip? No? Not like not like it was just like better
getting there now, I think that if it had gone okay, So she
went in and said, see how so straight, they'd both be pregnant.
So she went in four kiss and he was like, wow, your lips
are released sobbed. She's like, so are yours? And so she she
says, let's do it again, and so of course there's like okay.
So they do it again and she kind of lingers a little bit longer,
a lip kind of takes a little longer getting off of his lip. I'm
like, what is going on? She bite your lip a little no.
No, But then she went in for a third time. I'm like,
oh my god, it's coming out. The tongue is gonna come. Oh
my god, Eric's gonna make out the woman for the first I remember,
But we should just this is a chance for you to actually take out take
someone's virginity. Kiss virginity. Hey, karaoke virginity is on the same level.
Yeah no, but the answer was yes, the lips were soft.
Yeah, all of us had very soft like. Well, then Eric goes,
oh, you need to give me a kiss, So I kissed him.
All I felt were bristles, your damn mustache, and beer. That's
all I kissed. And then then we then we did the thing where we
sent you the picture where we tilted our heads and gave each other a peck.
And then we took that picture and send it to you because it looks
horrible. We wanted to freak you out. I know, it was so
funny. I'm going to post that picture somewhere. And then then there was
radio silence from Brian. Was one thing. He did not respond, not
even a nothing. I may I may have been drinking that night, but
and just forgot I went no, I wasn't. I wasn't like drunk.
I just looked at I was like, yeah, I'm good. We're gonna
We're gonna pass on this one talk on Monday. We need to be acknowledged
when we send something we think acknowledge that just like ha ha ha, or
you that's gross ha ha, he's gay, Like I don't know what you
are. You're probably Oh no, you're a better Texter than Eric. Still.
Oh ay, I know, I know, I know. So anyway,
is that what you're talking about? Prost chat? Because we need to
get to the daily dirt? We do, yes, and we need to
play a song because it's a lot more fun when we play there we go,
It gives it some shake your money maker, cane, I don't have
one anymore. Oh right, she shakes those they might bust out of that
weird tom. So it was kind of a dull week today, but I
got a couple of things. I will probably have more for Thursday. So
somebody famous do something scandalous so that I have something good to talk about it,
or a live show on Thursday at Most doors open at six, show
starts at seven. Ashley Olsen remember one of the from Big Eyed Twins from
that that have billions that could probably buy and sell us a million times?
How old are they? In their forties? Ashley Olson is a mom.
She had a son Otto with her husband Lewis Eisner, and they kept it
under wraps this entire time. How how old is the son? He was
just oh oh the pregnancy and everything. I'm saying, oh my god,
the entire pregnancy. She's so skinny. She one of those skinny women that
doesn't even show it just looked like she had an outied alley button. That's
all dinner, Yeah, Lisa vander Pump. Uh So, we had talked
about on the show maybe a month or so ago, that the Pump restaurant
in West Hollywood is no longer. They did not renew their lease there,
so it is reopening. It's not going away, and it found a new
home right next to Tom Tom. Oh, so you can hit both.
You can hit on the same night, on the same night. Yes,
smart. If one's crowded, the other one might be able to take you
in. Do we know anything about shorts and Sandies or whatever that restaurant did?
Is that still open? Is that is it popular? Like? Is
it going to close? I'm sure it's popular because of the whole scandabal thing.
I guess all scandal is good for business. I guess Okay, well,
maybe we should do something scandalous. We have every opportunity every we to
do something every time we opened the mic pretty much. I think we already
have. We've done a lot of weird things we have. We'll talk about
that on Thursday. Flora has done so many weird things I've done. I've
been doing a lot of research too about our prior podcasts, like our beginning
ones. Things we I'm making a list of all the things we've done weird
things on the podcast during the four years we've been doing so I've just been
doing a lot of my research into my own thing. Great and oh my
god, well we started off. We were so cute. We did like
twenty five minute podcast. We did have our podcasts and phone on our phone.
We didn't have any mics, and and then you would get up and
go to the bathroom. Oh my god, I will never forget that film.
It was like very very basic, what so I want to know?
It was like one of the first three that we shot or something, and
I had to hoops so bad, and I'm like, Laura, just keep
talking. Well, and so I went into my bathroom, which I thought
was far enough away. But what I didn't realize is that the acoustics and
there were great. They were exaggerated, Yes, yes, because the whole
bathroom was marble, so I was like, oh, anyway, well that's
all for else. Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sanchez their heartbroken over the Maui Wild.
Isn't that sad? That maid? Yeah, it's terrible. Oh my
god, I've been there twice yet Oh I've been there only one time.
My favorite restaurants is on that strip. Chemos is it? Oh it's gone
all gone? Yeah, yeah it. I mean, I'm sorry I didn't
watch the news today, but is the fire out? Is it still burning?
Is are people still It's contained? Yeah? I think it's been contained.
Now. I was watching a thing on twenty twenty the other night and
they said that there's you know, just buildings and stuff that can never be
replaced. They're just ashes now ye historical model, Yeah, yeah, it's
the response is I mean, not to get political, but also this response
in the government's been kind of lackluster too, so yeah, it's kind of
happening. They're all like, oh, it's really sad. Why is that?
Well politically why even during the fire there was very poor communication, so
even a lot of residents were never given evacuation orders. So that's what contributed
to I think the ninety death ninety six deaths or something so sad. They
just weren't acceptable. From understand at least they weren't given evacuation notices. Also,
so far, the administration in terms of relief money, have only promised
like seven hundred bucks a household, which is god, that is not much
to repair. I mean, they're going to get insurance money hopefully, but
you know, concerning for COVID, also gave out twice that they'll get everybody
that'll change it has to, I hope. So well, what what what's
Jeff Bezos doing? Uh? He and Lauren are donating one hundred million for
relief. That's good. Oh, promise she would too. Yeah. Oprah
also has a very large estate out there. She does. She has been
accused of being a little shady with how she's acquired land out there, but
it seems like she's also going to pitch in quite a bit to help.
You know, this this land drama, I don't know, drama popped up
in the article I skimmed. But she's been buying up a lot of land
out and I'll just I'll just call Ope. That's what I call her Ope.
Ope. Oh, now, no, Oprah oh yeah, are you
done? Wait? Are you done? I have one more? Okay.
Tiffany Haddish remember her from Girls Trip as producing a docum series about women who
date homeless men. It's an issue that resonates with her on a very personal
level. Personal level, Yes, she says, quote, I experienced homelessness
myself and found that there was a stigma on it that I don't think should
be there. Everyone deserves to be loved. Everyone deserves to have someone supporting
them and caring for them, not necessarily carrying them all the way. It's
really important for people to make sure that they know that because it's really hard
to be homeless. So many people are isolated and living on the streets alone.
I'll watch that time. I think there is a stigma tact being homeless
for the fact that you don't have a place to sleep with, live in
the streets, have you guys? Maybe I'm way to the party. No,
I don't know if this was on Netflix or Prime. I can't down
to love. Oh oh, I started watching that today with the people the
most. There's also the love on the Spectrum ones. Yes, it's similar,
and it's this one's with down syndrome and it's just oh my god,
it's just awesome. But I just start No, the one I'm talking about
is shiny happy people. What's about the Duggers nineteen or twenty kids in County
and how that their religion behind it is really a trip and what they believe
in Advanced Training Institute is the Holder's son. Yeah, yes, I know
a lot about Yeah, are you no? No? Hell no, okay,
no. But they belonged to a very like Bible Belt fundamentalist group called
the Advanced Training Institute run by a guy named Bill Gothard, who is kind
of how do you know this stuff? Just well informed? No, please
explain this to me, because about it it is fascinating. Yeah, I've
watched the Dugger's growing up a little bit. And then how Josh was always
like a predator, they said, like when they hit it under the rug,
under the rug, under the rug. Yeah. I think it's unclear
how many direct cases you have, but you had the one time when he
was a kid against his sisters, which is insane, and nothing really happened,
and then they sent him away to like a camp, but it was
really called something else. It was it was they basically did nothing and then
yeah, the obviously the child material, which is disgusting. Yeah, just
oh yeah, his wife won't leave him too, most likely for religious reasons.
I know. It's but if you want to see, if you want
to binge something, Happy Shiny People, it's called oh, Happy Shiny People.
Yes, and it might be on Prime. I don't think it's on
Netflix. Okay, Yeah, that's that's a bad. It's also hard to
say how much blame the parents deserve, because I mean, you know,
I watch it and it doesn't make it just gives you facts. It's just
like it's a bad environment. It's really I watched a really good documentary last
night about It was one of those like on any Where, a reporter interviews
all these uh who was the reporter that was on twenty twenty that had the
alcohol problem and she had like a breakdown on you know who? That who
I'm talking about. Yeah, she has dark hair, short dark hair,
Elizabeth Fargus, Yes, and she's I I've read her book. It is
amazing came out of it. But anyway, she interviews these women that have
met men on these dating profiles like plenty of Fish, you know whatever,
And there were two I think match dot com, and I forget what the
other one was, and all I can't remember the name of of it off
the top of my head, but it's on A and E and it is
so creepy. So one of the stories was this woman went out this guy.
He was good looking, fit all, fit all, checked all the
boxes, and at the restaurant, she got up to go to the bathroom
and doesn't remember anything but waking up at her front door, like slumped in
front of her front door, bleeding profusely from down there. So she,
you know, in the morning, she emailed the guy and said, hey,
what happened, Like what time did we leave? And he said,
oh, She said, did we did anything happen between the two of us?
And he said no, we just kissed a night and that was it.
So they took phone records. They found video of her like wandering around
aimlessly and then he came to pick her up and then like forty five minute
minutes later brings her back he'd raped her. Turns out this guy was a
serial rapist on all he had profiles, so basically it's all about like dating
websites and the dangers and stuff. And he turns out he was a married
father of three or four and he's serving two life sentences. Now people are
just never know was raping women all over the place. Scary. Yeah,
so I always have to know where you are, Okay? You always do
know where I am? I do you know every step I take? Yeah?
Pretty much? She where I am all the time. Yeah, I'm
going to keep that tracker around her wrist. You know who's going to be
at our party and with her family? And I'm oh my god, I
just talked to her on Friday. You did on the phone, Megan Megan
Root with Milestone Properties, friend of mine, who is she's a real estate
broker okay, and this is her company, Milestone Properties, And so she
basically can do it all for you. Find you the house, you know,
broker the house, figure out the mortgage, do the payments calculations.
My friend contacted her and has this opportunity to buy something here, and I'm
like, oh my god, call Megan. So they chit chatted and she
showed me kind of the rundown that Megan provided for her. As far as
I put the breakdown, it's mind blowing what she can do. Megan Root
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what, this is your time to give her phone number because that's Oh my
gosh, I love I called her. I know you did on her phone.
I am not jealous your pigeons. Okay, what's a phone number?
Six one nine six five four six nine eight zero. And she also has
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definitely for sure. Love booths I know so odd anyway, Brian,
anything that you want to add I don't think so. I checked the Shiny
People whatever that one is that can be found the Amazon. I thank you
affirmed it reeves. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's take
a let's just take an inter or two to talk about that real quick.
Oh yeah, up dates? Uh do you want to ask me a question?
Any chance that we'll have a celebrity appearance at the party on Thursday?
I cannot confirm nor can I deny? Okay, well please can you?
You can? You can say that there is a chance, is there a
can you give us a twenty eighty ten ninety fifty fifty? I cannot at
this time. If nothing ever happens with count of Reeves, this is to
be the biggest. This is going to ruin our show. It's a show
killer. It is a show killer. Does he realize that I didn't get
Kiana reaveson after talking about so much? If, if the if our community
doesn't kill our show, I'll kill this show. I'll use I have ordered
I'll kill him. I've ordered him Kiano Reeves stuff that I would love for
him to sign. You ordered your shirts. I didn't order a shirt.
Okay, say this maybe a poster. I will say this. I did
receive a picture over the weekend and he is back in Los Angeles. Can
you show us said picture? That is not satisfactory to me? Let's can
we see said picture? It was via text? Can you pull up that
text? I can? Do you want to do it? Would you prefer
to off air? I don't understand. What's what's the big deal? Well,
remember I told you you was in Italy, So he's back. He's
back, so supposedly he sent this to you. I'm really trying to look
into his eyes for lying eyes, and I can't tell. I can't tell.
I can't tell he's such an asshole about this well, or he's being
like the most brilliant teaser of all like radio history and podcast history. Or
he is a little shit right now. I think both. I think God,
is this going to make us? Man? Brian? Is there a
high probability? I don't think there's a probability that you're gonna be mad?
Oh, okay, promising he's not a liar. I'll give him that.
He's not a liar. No, he's not if I just want you to
know before you are you locking that probability? If it's an impersonator, I
will be Oh it's not an impersonator. Are you going to wear that?
Would take way too much sign to give one of the shirts to the party.
I might. I only found one show. I liked it, says
Keanu President. Oh that's good, so he'll like I might wear that please
as the podcast leader. I guess, will you wear that? Leader?
Well? I want you to wear that like that, I want you to
wear I don't want you to change your mind. In fact, I demand
it. It's so cute, that is so great. Okay, I'll wear
it. Matt said, we need to have a light detector test. Bring
it on. That would be so much fun. Bring it on. What
if they still make that board game? It's a light detector test, and
how accurate is we'll get a real light detector in here. That's not.
We can look into it. Yeah, we can totally look into it.
But by then, if he doesn't show up on Thursday, let's look into
it for the following Okay, we will alright detector people to come out.
So at the party, there's a chance Keanu Reeves could be strolling. See
what's gonna happen. I bought a funko pop of Keanu Reeves, not I'm
going to bring on Thursday. I'm gonna put it on the table we're sitting
at. It's gonna be on every on the table of every episode of LCAD
on till Keanu Reeves is in our studio. Julie, So if that never
happens, that table that it's going to be on there forever. Julie is
coming on Thursday and she will be in a leopard print dress. Oh,
I'm sorry, we're full my Julie representing. I love it. Prince did
not know. We did not you're not wearing leopard print? Are you not
clothes? You mean right now? Well, I hope you're not taking anything
off that would reveal leopard print. No, I'm not going to do that
on Thursday. No, but I didn't remember my writer. I was thinking
about it and I decided against it. We didn't include Kana Reeves. This
is this is frustrating and exciting and infuriating all at the same time. Or
you look absolutely stunning. Who's that? That is? Uh al hi al
thank you? That's so nice. See bright bright lips. Last thing about
Kann resos one through out there. I bought a poster and I have already
bald the frame I'm gonna get for it, a very nice frame for when
if you if I get a chance to having to sign that poster, and
it's gonna be a it's gonna be a family heirloom for me for years and
years. Now, tell me something, Yes, this Kane our sign has
just poured his heart out pretty much. Yeah, he's laying he has hopes
and dreams and he believes in you, do not let him down. In
the words of Laura's favorite Journey song, don't stop believing that's promising. Okay,
love your podcast. Holdn't ready for that. Love your podcast. There's
nothing else to say. I love you, my sweet babies. By