WEBVTT 1 00:00:07.639 --> 00:00:39.159 Super Jody's So Hot. Hello, welcome to Laura Cane After Dark. What's 2 00:00:39.200 --> 00:00:44.399 happening? I'm Laura Cane. I'm very excited this week. Oh, this 3 00:00:44.479 --> 00:00:48.880 is my co host Eric. Remember, by the way, the long forgotten 4 00:00:49.159 --> 00:00:54.880 No, no, not forgotten at all, because we're celebrating we are we 5 00:00:54.960 --> 00:00:59.719 are. I'm celebrating you. I'm celebrating you, and we are celebrating producer 6 00:00:59.719 --> 00:01:03.759 Brian. Yes, he's been with us one of these four years that we're 7 00:01:03.759 --> 00:01:08.959 going to be celebrating on Thursday. It's gonna okay, okay, okay, 8 00:01:08.959 --> 00:01:11.879 okay, Hi, Julie. I start off by saying, this is the 9 00:01:11.959 --> 00:01:17.239 Laura Came After Dark podcast? Did I say that already? And I have 10 00:01:17.319 --> 00:01:22.519 to bring something up very early in the podcast? Okay, okay before we 11 00:01:22.560 --> 00:01:27.959 handle business. And yes, because you have already ignored my writer, I 12 00:01:29.079 --> 00:01:33.719 knew you were going to say that. I would like to know what is 13 00:01:33.760 --> 00:01:38.560 going on? Were you at like a car race? Okay for dancing or 14 00:01:38.599 --> 00:01:44.680 what's the America's got talented? Yeah, I'm just wondering what's happening? Yeah, 15 00:01:44.760 --> 00:01:48.680 same kind of looks like I'm wearing like some kind of weirdly it looks 16 00:01:48.680 --> 00:01:55.000 like it's rip. It does Okay, Now look dark lipstick is different. 17 00:01:55.560 --> 00:02:00.760 Look then bright lipstick. You didn't say bright lipstick. You said, no, 18 00:02:00.840 --> 00:02:04.680 it's not it's right red, no dark. So I am not. 19 00:02:05.640 --> 00:02:08.159 I am not going against the right, in violation of my right. I 20 00:02:08.159 --> 00:02:12.319 can barely look at you. I'm not in violation. Yeah, you're either 21 00:02:12.439 --> 00:02:15.479 like someone who's like a stage hand for dancing, or America's got talent or 22 00:02:15.599 --> 00:02:19.599 you you know, she looks like one of those girls that like waves the 23 00:02:19.639 --> 00:02:23.439 flags at the beginning of a Fast and Furious movie or a football game. 24 00:02:23.639 --> 00:02:28.000 But I don't even know I got the shirt. I don't know I got 25 00:02:28.000 --> 00:02:30.840 it. I would like to burn it. But like the red lips matches 26 00:02:30.879 --> 00:02:35.280 the red in the shirt, I'm trying to do something different with my hair. 27 00:02:35.840 --> 00:02:38.840 Brudy. Hey, you know what, you gotta mix it up when 28 00:02:38.840 --> 00:02:40.039 you're a girl, say I love you. What do you want me to 29 00:02:40.039 --> 00:02:44.439 look the same every single single week. I want you to look like you 30 00:02:44.520 --> 00:02:50.000 came out of a box of just I think it's more interesting, Matt if 31 00:02:50.000 --> 00:02:53.639 you look a little different every week. Okay, what do you guys think? 32 00:02:53.840 --> 00:02:58.599 I have no thoughts not I'm not asking you I'm asking our listeners, 33 00:02:58.680 --> 00:03:04.080 our viewers. They might, they might not, but they might. You 34 00:03:04.199 --> 00:03:08.400 never know I'm doing it. Do I have it on my teeth? No? 35 00:03:08.759 --> 00:03:12.159 Okay? Good? Thank god, Oh my god, thank God for 36 00:03:12.400 --> 00:03:16.479 small fing Oh my god, stop it. Okay, we are having a 37 00:03:16.479 --> 00:03:20.280 party. I know you've heard us talk about it now for a month and 38 00:03:20.280 --> 00:03:23.840 a half, but it is on Thursday. It is, and we're having 39 00:03:23.840 --> 00:03:28.800 a meeting tonight after the podcast. It's talked to get the lay of the 40 00:03:28.879 --> 00:03:32.240 land. It's gonna be so fun because we're gonna see where's Brian gonna sit, 41 00:03:32.599 --> 00:03:39.759 where is everybody else gonna sit? And see two bright Okay, whatever, 42 00:03:40.400 --> 00:03:46.000 Okay, so let me talk about the party. I love my man. 43 00:03:46.199 --> 00:03:52.400 Okay. The party is going to be at six pm. That's when 44 00:03:52.479 --> 00:03:55.039 See starts. That's when the doors open. The show starts at seven. 45 00:03:55.039 --> 00:04:00.319 We're doing our podcast live again on a Thursday. We're doing it from Urban 46 00:04:00.400 --> 00:04:08.680 Mos on the stage because right after the podcast we have a performance by two 47 00:04:08.840 --> 00:04:13.120 drag performers who are like the best of the best in San Diego. You 48 00:04:13.159 --> 00:04:17.480 are in for a treat a blast. It's awesome. Bring your ones because 49 00:04:17.480 --> 00:04:20.720 there's lots of tipping. Oh yes, we need to bring our ones. 50 00:04:20.839 --> 00:04:26.480 It's it's so fun. Not for me, I won't be dancing. And 51 00:04:26.639 --> 00:04:30.199 we also have prizes. Now the prizes have started to roll in. They 52 00:04:30.240 --> 00:04:38.040 have we have LCAD merchandise, we have zip ups, hoodies, T shirts 53 00:04:38.199 --> 00:04:43.399 and I just got compliments. I posted a picture of Evan and one of 54 00:04:43.399 --> 00:04:46.199 the T shirts on Instagram and people are like, I want one, I 55 00:04:46.240 --> 00:04:50.160 want one, I want one already clamoring for the merchandise. I think we're 56 00:04:50.199 --> 00:04:59.839 doing lad jockstraps, aren't we We should we could anywhere? Oh yeah, 57 00:05:00.000 --> 00:05:05.720 that would be a misrepresentation of our show. Then we have Oh I gotta 58 00:05:05.759 --> 00:05:11.560 show you? Should I show you? I bought something really fun last night 59 00:05:11.639 --> 00:05:15.120 at something called city Fest, which is a hillcrest and there were like two 60 00:05:15.160 --> 00:05:17.879 stages and bands and they were it was so fun. They were playing dance 61 00:05:17.959 --> 00:05:23.439 music and there was there were little shops, little you know, clothes and 62 00:05:23.560 --> 00:05:29.680 candles and jewelry, and this this guy had these things and I'm I told 63 00:05:29.800 --> 00:05:32.160 him, I said, we're having a party, and I explained who we 64 00:05:32.160 --> 00:05:36.800 were, and he didn't give them to me for free, which he shouldn't 65 00:05:36.839 --> 00:05:41.600 have, but he gave me a great discount, and wouldn't you want one 66 00:05:41.639 --> 00:05:48.240 of these? Oh boy, the company is called fan Daddies. I told 67 00:05:48.319 --> 00:05:53.759 him I'd give him a shout out. Let me see the logo fan Daddies. 68 00:05:54.800 --> 00:05:57.879 Okay, it's cute. The whole thing was cute. The whole thing 69 00:05:57.920 --> 00:06:01.439 was really cool. And there were like hundreds of these, but I picked 70 00:06:01.560 --> 00:06:04.720 these. You know, we use fans on the show because we get super 71 00:06:04.759 --> 00:06:13.040 hot. Get that fan. We're giving away your own fan. Look how 72 00:06:13.040 --> 00:06:15.920 cool this thing is. Really, isn't that great? Watermelon? Okay? 73 00:06:15.959 --> 00:06:21.800 And then this one you're gonna love? Gives another one to give away, 74 00:06:23.600 --> 00:06:26.639 pistol peat. It's always fun to have a hand. Yeah, the bags 75 00:06:26.680 --> 00:06:30.160 are cute. Now this one is screams you. You're just opening all the 76 00:06:30.160 --> 00:06:33.639 ones we're gonna give to our ill wrap them backup. I'll wrap them back 77 00:06:33.720 --> 00:06:38.160 up, yes daddy, Yes dad. Oh that's cute. There was some 78 00:06:38.279 --> 00:06:41.759 that said like slay, some that had eyes on them, some that had 79 00:06:41.959 --> 00:06:44.839 Golden Girls stuff on them. But they were too negative. But I didn't 80 00:06:44.879 --> 00:06:47.879 like, like, you're not nice. One of them said you're not nice. 81 00:06:48.199 --> 00:06:50.120 I'm like, I'm not going to give that away. That did one 82 00:06:50.160 --> 00:06:54.560 of them say I could throw up just looking at you like something like that. 83 00:06:54.720 --> 00:06:58.279 I'm like, that's negative. I'm not doing used to say or Dorothy 84 00:06:58.319 --> 00:07:00.040 used to say that on The Golden Girls all the time. Okay, I'm 85 00:07:00.079 --> 00:07:02.879 not done with the prizes. Oh okay. We also have a one hour 86 00:07:03.040 --> 00:07:11.120 massage free from Eric's Presses. Yes, we have from Capital Growth Inc. 87 00:07:11.920 --> 00:07:18.600 One hundred dollars cash money, baby hundred dollar bill. We have a fifteen 88 00:07:19.000 --> 00:07:25.360 hundred dollars gift card for Morpheus eight from La Roya Cosmetic. Yes, that 89 00:07:25.519 --> 00:07:30.560 is the latest, the greatest in laser skin tightening treatments, and you get 90 00:07:30.600 --> 00:07:34.680 one. I'll be using that on my face. And then we have Megan 91 00:07:34.839 --> 00:07:40.240 Route making us a gift basket of surprises, so we have a lot of 92 00:07:40.279 --> 00:07:43.240 fun things to give away. You guys are gonna love it. It's gonna 93 00:07:43.240 --> 00:07:46.800 be a blast. It's twenty dollars. You can go to Loricane after Dark 94 00:07:46.839 --> 00:07:48.839 dot com right now and just click on the link. You'll see it. 95 00:07:48.839 --> 00:07:54.120 It's easy. Pick your seat, or you can always show up, pay 96 00:07:54.160 --> 00:07:57.639 at the door, say hey, you're with the podcast, come over to 97 00:07:57.680 --> 00:08:03.319 the stage, join us exactly. The money goes to it goes to Sunburst 98 00:08:03.759 --> 00:08:09.319 Youth Housing Project. The center's cutting edge Sunburst Youth Housing Project was created to 99 00:08:09.319 --> 00:08:13.079 provide safe and supportive housing for San Diego's homeless youth between eighteen and twenty four, 100 00:08:13.360 --> 00:08:18.319 including lgbt QI, A plus and youth living with HIV. And they 101 00:08:18.360 --> 00:08:22.439 have programs there to help them, you know, not only get shelter, 102 00:08:22.639 --> 00:08:24.480 but jobs and things like that. So it's a really good cause. All 103 00:08:24.519 --> 00:08:30.680 your all the money goes there. So it's a charity event sort of and 104 00:08:31.240 --> 00:08:33.039 a whole lot of fun and a celebration, and we really would love to 105 00:08:33.039 --> 00:08:37.799 see you there, so we will come on out Urban mos and Hillcres. 106 00:08:37.879 --> 00:08:41.960 I can't even wait. Please come What time? Stores open at six? 107 00:08:41.000 --> 00:08:46.279 Show starts at seven, Yes, in the pm PM. Okay, I 108 00:08:46.320 --> 00:08:50.799 just had to make sure. Yes, we're having a seven am drag show. 109 00:08:54.000 --> 00:08:56.000 What the hell right? Some people like to party in the morning. 110 00:08:56.679 --> 00:09:01.759 Some people party till the morning. Because we lived party in the morning sometimes 111 00:09:01.120 --> 00:09:09.879 maybe if we were in a beitha, Oh what guess who here I met 112 00:09:09.919 --> 00:09:13.960 with? Here we go again. I'm starting to lose faith, but we'll 113 00:09:15.000 --> 00:09:20.519 get there in a minute. What is me? I'm sorry I didn't mean 114 00:09:20.559 --> 00:09:28.440 to interrupt continue. It was better than Keanu Reeves. Oh he have little 115 00:09:28.480 --> 00:09:37.919 faiths his birthday to day. Happy birthday, Jay Wertzler him Friday time. 116 00:09:39.559 --> 00:09:43.840 Oh, HiT's his birthday. Happy birthday Jay. Now, I don't know 117 00:09:43.840 --> 00:09:46.720 if I'm supposed to say this, but he is has He's having a big 118 00:09:46.799 --> 00:09:50.840 party for her on a boat. Oh nice, like at the moment. 119 00:09:52.440 --> 00:09:54.879 Nice. So he deserves it because it's a it's a big Birthday's awesome. 120 00:09:56.000 --> 00:10:00.399 He's a he's an he met with another one of our friends. This you 121 00:10:00.480 --> 00:10:03.639 get invited to his big boat party. Well, Eric and I did at 122 00:10:03.639 --> 00:10:07.320 the like the last minute, like two days ago. Everyone forgets about producer 123 00:10:09.200 --> 00:10:16.039 anything. But I said, oh no, that's the thing we do the 124 00:10:16.039 --> 00:10:18.240 podcast. We can't do it. I'm so sorry. It would be so 125 00:10:18.240 --> 00:10:24.200 so fun. Jay Wertzler from Capital Growth Inc. Is the money manager that 126 00:10:24.320 --> 00:10:28.039 you want to go to if you have money to manage. Get it out 127 00:10:28.039 --> 00:10:31.720 of those things that aren't growing anything. What are they like? I don't 128 00:10:31.720 --> 00:10:37.320 know. What doesn't grow very fast? CDs? Yeah, CDs, I 129 00:10:37.399 --> 00:10:43.080 didn't know. You know, when you buy a CD like a monetary not 130 00:10:43.159 --> 00:10:46.480 a CD. You know what I'm talking about explain it to me. Then 131 00:10:46.720 --> 00:10:52.440 they're they're like account that you put him in and your money just accumulates. 132 00:10:54.039 --> 00:10:56.840 But it's it's kind of it kind of doesn't slow like a money market account 133 00:10:56.919 --> 00:11:00.960 or something like that. Yeah, but it has like a time limit. 134 00:11:01.039 --> 00:11:03.639 It's like, oh, you buy one for five years and then aturesond. 135 00:11:05.559 --> 00:11:09.919 It's also got a CD maybe. Oh my god, I can't and I 136 00:11:11.039 --> 00:11:15.879 know I don't work at a page. This is the reason h Wertzler in 137 00:11:16.000 --> 00:11:22.320 our life. It's because he is a CFP, a Certified Financial Planner. 138 00:11:22.759 --> 00:11:31.240 He is also a Certified Divorce Financial Analysts CDFA. Okay, certificate of deposit. 139 00:11:31.399 --> 00:11:35.519 Yeah, okay, Wow, you've never heard that term. I don't 140 00:11:35.559 --> 00:11:39.120 think they're that common as common anymore. I don't think so either. But 141 00:11:39.279 --> 00:11:45.240 this is just me being old. I guess Laura's old. Jay will know 142 00:11:45.440 --> 00:11:48.159 what to put it in, okay, because he keeps up. He goes 143 00:11:48.200 --> 00:11:52.279 to conferences all the time about like, you know, you like somebody who's 144 00:11:52.320 --> 00:11:56.879 constantly learning and stuff. That's Jay Wertzler. He's constantly learning his craft and 145 00:11:58.039 --> 00:12:01.720 he's gonna make you some good money. So what is his phone number? 146 00:12:01.000 --> 00:12:05.480 You can do like I didn't call him. Did you call him or did 147 00:12:05.480 --> 00:12:07.480 you email him? I called him? Okay, So what is that number? 148 00:12:07.559 --> 00:12:13.759 Eight five eight five five two six nine six zero. You can also 149 00:12:13.879 --> 00:12:18.000 email him. What is his email is? It is easy to remember. 150 00:12:18.080 --> 00:12:22.720 It is very easy to remember, Thank you, Laura. It's jayw at 151 00:12:22.759 --> 00:12:28.080 Capitol growthingk dot com. And the best part, it's like a trifecta. 152 00:12:28.279 --> 00:12:31.039 He has not only a phone number, sorry j but an email. He 153 00:12:31.120 --> 00:12:35.120 also has a website. A website, yes, a website, Thank you, 154 00:12:35.159 --> 00:12:39.559 Brian. How how might one find that website on the interwebs. 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I guess since you're 183 00:15:07.600 --> 00:15:11.279 dressed like a major atte, you would want to go first. I thought 184 00:15:11.320 --> 00:15:15.799 this top was kind of cool and funky. Why not as different whatever? 185 00:15:15.879 --> 00:15:16.679 I don't you know what, I'm going to get you a set of pom 186 00:15:16.679 --> 00:15:20.320 poms. You know what. I don't have to explain myself to you. 187 00:15:20.919 --> 00:15:24.120 I don't have to look good for you, Yes you do. I'm doing 188 00:15:24.159 --> 00:15:28.320 it for my need to look good for me. You need to raise your 189 00:15:28.320 --> 00:15:35.279 standards. Difend doing it by myself. Listen, give mommy divorce papers. 190 00:15:35.200 --> 00:15:39.840 I have a statement to make in my host shot. But I never thought 191 00:15:39.919 --> 00:15:50.120 i'd say make it at this age, which is you're talking to someone no, 192 00:15:50.200 --> 00:15:54.159 because then here's what I would do, and I don't. I don't 193 00:15:54.159 --> 00:15:56.320 want you to answer. I would say, well, how old do you 194 00:15:56.320 --> 00:16:00.440 think I am, and that's a bad thing to do. Three, thank 195 00:16:00.480 --> 00:16:06.039 you, am? I right? Was it fifty four? Fifty five? 196 00:16:06.639 --> 00:16:11.159 No, you're fifty five. Oh wait, you're fifty five, you're fifty 197 00:16:11.200 --> 00:16:15.559 six. You guys are old as shit. I no, I hate, 198 00:16:15.639 --> 00:16:22.039 I hated this last minute. We're one hundred and eleven combined. You throw 199 00:16:22.200 --> 00:16:26.440 me in there, and you're one hundred and barely twenty. Well, what 200 00:16:26.440 --> 00:16:30.919 were we doing twenty twenty years ago? I'm not twenty two, thank you. 201 00:16:30.080 --> 00:16:33.440 Oh oh you turned twenty three whatever, But what were we doing twenty 202 00:16:33.440 --> 00:16:37.279 three years ago? Oh? Lord, I don't even know. I know 203 00:16:37.399 --> 00:16:41.720 I was, Oh, I was in property management, I was in radio, 204 00:16:41.799 --> 00:16:48.639 but I was a mess. And when Brian was born, oh my 205 00:16:48.720 --> 00:16:49.879 god, I hate to say it. My first guest and she's like, 206 00:16:49.879 --> 00:16:52.440 what were we doing twenty three years ago? My first The first thing that 207 00:16:52.519 --> 00:17:00.399 came to my mind was rehab. I know everything is like before or after 208 00:17:00.519 --> 00:17:02.879 that. For me. Let's go, I mean, hey, better, 209 00:17:02.919 --> 00:17:07.279 hey whatever, whatever, Okay, oh hey, Ellen, just just message 210 00:17:07.319 --> 00:17:10.319 something. So when we talk about Schedadle, just so you guys know, 211 00:17:10.440 --> 00:17:15.599 sign up by Friday to guarantee a T shirt for the Schedadle five k wait, 212 00:17:15.640 --> 00:17:19.359 let me because Ellen Schedadle is going to run after the host chat. 213 00:17:19.440 --> 00:17:23.079 So we haven't forgot about you, but forgot Wait when when is the day? 214 00:17:23.079 --> 00:17:26.599 Friday? Friday? Okay, make sure you remember that so we can 215 00:17:26.640 --> 00:17:29.680 say that. Yes, okay, your host chat. Here's my host. 216 00:17:29.720 --> 00:17:37.079 So I am ready to are we cry? Well? Anyway, I, 217 00:17:37.200 --> 00:17:42.880 Laura Kane de virginized a man this weekend? What the fuck? What? 218 00:17:45.000 --> 00:17:48.920 Who is ten years older than me? What? What is this? The 219 00:17:48.000 --> 00:17:52.839 forty year old virgin plout? But awears what? I de virginized somebody. 220 00:17:52.920 --> 00:18:02.000 You took someone's virginity. I took somebody's virginity. You got not necessarily. 221 00:18:02.200 --> 00:18:04.359 Okay, Oh my god, wait a minute, I tell the story. 222 00:18:04.640 --> 00:18:07.759 I don't think you know this. Hold on hand me one of those fans. 223 00:18:07.759 --> 00:18:12.200 I'm starting to sweat. Yeah, my god, don't ruin it. 224 00:18:12.680 --> 00:18:18.400 We're giving it away. Oh god, Okay, tell your story. Okay. 225 00:18:18.519 --> 00:18:26.079 So we went to our dear friend Jody's party. Huh. And at 226 00:18:26.119 --> 00:18:32.400 the party was a karaoke machine and a karaoke area. Oh, you took 227 00:18:32.440 --> 00:18:36.279 someone's karaoke virginity. Now let me tell you something. It's about to get 228 00:18:36.359 --> 00:18:41.880 dumb. Look I have two things about this karaoke thing. First of all, 229 00:18:41.920 --> 00:18:45.039 her party was super fun, right, it was great, and all 230 00:18:45.079 --> 00:18:48.680 of her friends and colleagues or whoever else was thank you for buying a bad 231 00:18:48.799 --> 00:18:52.680 relatives. Oh, thank you for buying a badge. I can't read your 232 00:18:52.759 --> 00:19:00.160 name, but thank you. That's very much appreciated, I believe so she 233 00:19:00.400 --> 00:19:03.440 anyway, she had a lot of great people there. There was this one 234 00:19:03.519 --> 00:19:08.480 guy who was enjoying every karaoke song. He was like really getting into it, 235 00:19:08.519 --> 00:19:12.319 but you could tell he was super like a really shy, kind of 236 00:19:12.359 --> 00:19:18.839 introverted guy, but he was into it at the same time. So I 237 00:19:18.880 --> 00:19:25.039 picked the mother of all songs that got every single person not only off standing 238 00:19:25.319 --> 00:19:30.839 but also singing with passion. Yes, that was thanks to me, and 239 00:19:32.079 --> 00:19:36.759 I gave him that. I handed this karaoke virgin of the mic who's ten 240 00:19:36.839 --> 00:19:40.720 years older than me, and I said, go. He's saying I like 241 00:19:40.720 --> 00:19:45.319 a whole verse, whole like couple verses, and he's like he was so 242 00:19:45.359 --> 00:19:49.160 excited. He's like, oh, I've never done that before. So I'm 243 00:19:49.200 --> 00:19:52.519 like, did I just take your virginity? And he's like, yes, 244 00:19:52.599 --> 00:19:55.119 you did. I think a lot of it I think a lot of men 245 00:19:55.160 --> 00:19:59.000 that have been with Laura have said, I've never done that before. Please 246 00:19:59.640 --> 00:20:06.640 this song and don't roll your eyes, Brian. The fact that your story 247 00:20:06.759 --> 00:20:10.720 started with you took someone's virginity and it's just that you got someone who's never 248 00:20:10.759 --> 00:20:14.200 done karaoke. You do karaoke. Now, let stand up for our host. 249 00:20:14.279 --> 00:20:18.480 Chats are just sinking, mofo. It got your attention, didn't it. 250 00:20:18.559 --> 00:20:23.319 That's the point, and then it pissed off you are rat Okay, 251 00:20:23.400 --> 00:20:30.839 I'm just saying, you know the song was Journeys, don't stop believing? 252 00:20:30.920 --> 00:20:34.119 Okay? That is everybody sings it passionately. Everybody has to stand up, 253 00:20:34.480 --> 00:20:41.000 everybody knows the words, and everybody is comfortable singing it. So there's a 254 00:20:41.000 --> 00:20:42.880 couple of other there's a couple more songs. I think you could have gotten 255 00:20:42.920 --> 00:20:48.680 a better response out of I kind of disagree in this instance. In this 256 00:20:48.759 --> 00:20:56.039 setting, what Bohemian rhapsody? Everybody in their mother will sing Bohemian Rapskay. 257 00:20:56.160 --> 00:21:00.279 Let me ask you something though about that song? Is it too long? 258 00:21:00.519 --> 00:21:04.200 No? So perfectly? Okay? All right? Second September by Earth Wind 259 00:21:04.200 --> 00:21:10.039 and Fire. That's a great that's great. Yes, as well, however, 260 00:21:10.200 --> 00:21:15.559 it's a good one. Not that song wouldn't invoke the passion. Oh 261 00:21:15.640 --> 00:21:19.880 I quite disagree. Of course, you has so much passion. Stop it 262 00:21:21.000 --> 00:21:25.039 right now, don't stop believe and kills that we could endless. I just 263 00:21:25.160 --> 00:21:26.640 killed a man, but you could change it to mama. I just took 264 00:21:26.680 --> 00:21:32.559 someone's karaoke virginity. Here's my other thing about the karaoke. So so it 265 00:21:32.680 --> 00:21:34.519 started off like everybody's like, oh, what's to sing? Like? There 266 00:21:34.519 --> 00:21:38.480 were people that were starting to gather downstairs, and nobody really wanted to start 267 00:21:38.480 --> 00:21:41.799 it off. So I'm like, you know what, you know, one 268 00:21:41.839 --> 00:21:45.599 person did actually started off. I'm like, okay, I'm going to get 269 00:21:45.640 --> 00:21:52.480 this party started. I've never I've never done this karaoke before, but look, 270 00:21:52.519 --> 00:21:56.279 it sounds like a whole lot of fun. So I picked rappers Delight. 271 00:21:56.640 --> 00:22:02.279 Now. Yes, I decided to print out lyrics for you because you 272 00:22:02.400 --> 00:22:07.759 might say that what a great idea that was, how fun? I didn't 273 00:22:07.799 --> 00:22:14.640 remember that that song six minutes long. This I typed out. It's probably 274 00:22:14.720 --> 00:22:19.519 in size five font. See how tiny that's printed. It's what this is 275 00:22:19.640 --> 00:22:26.680 lyrics. This is lyrics. Then this is all lyrics right here and then 276 00:22:26.519 --> 00:22:30.839 this is all lyrics right here. Oh my god. So I had to 277 00:22:30.920 --> 00:22:37.440 keep stopping to breathe because it was really really hard. Yes, and but 278 00:22:37.559 --> 00:22:40.519 I you know what, I didn't do? What do you know what? 279 00:22:40.559 --> 00:22:45.400 I didn't do here, even though I was flailing miserably quick? Thank you? 280 00:22:45.559 --> 00:22:48.799 Yes you did not money maker if yours? By the way, your 281 00:22:48.880 --> 00:22:52.720 dress was gorgeous, thank you. But it made me look like I had 282 00:22:52.799 --> 00:22:56.799 the flattest but on planet Earth, and I'm not happy about it. So 283 00:22:56.279 --> 00:23:00.519 I put it through a system and I made a little bit plump. I 284 00:23:00.559 --> 00:23:03.279 don't know if I'm going to post it or not. Oh did you give 285 00:23:03.279 --> 00:23:07.559 yourself a booty? Did you stuff your pants? You're not twenty anymore. 286 00:23:07.680 --> 00:23:11.279 I will know what. But I want to look like I have a butt. 287 00:23:11.799 --> 00:23:18.480 I oh, she had a little FP. But what's no, I 288 00:23:18.519 --> 00:23:21.839 don't have well. I'm getting there, gone, I don't have well. 289 00:23:21.880 --> 00:23:25.440 I used whatever. I don't want to talk about my butt anyway. Don't 290 00:23:25.440 --> 00:23:29.640 pick robbers delight. It's very very difficult, and you're gonna be up there 291 00:23:29.640 --> 00:23:32.640 for six minutes. And oh my god, but it was. It did 292 00:23:32.759 --> 00:23:36.119 kick off the party. I was way more. I was really looking forward 293 00:23:36.160 --> 00:23:38.240 to the story about you actually taking someone's virginity, because that would be interesting. 294 00:23:40.160 --> 00:23:44.039 That that leads me to my host chat and stick with us long enough, 295 00:23:44.200 --> 00:23:47.400 and I'm sure you'll hear a story similar. Probably, I'm not sure 296 00:23:47.400 --> 00:23:49.440 if I want to know. I know you probably wouldn't. I don't want. 297 00:23:49.440 --> 00:23:52.799 I'm gonna say right now, I never want to hear that story. 298 00:23:52.000 --> 00:23:56.759 But if that story ever happens, I do want to hear it. Okay, 299 00:23:57.119 --> 00:24:00.960 no jokes. Party was totally fun, blast and that food was so 300 00:24:02.000 --> 00:24:03.640 good. I know we have a lot of it in our Jody, where'd 301 00:24:03.640 --> 00:24:08.880 you get that Mexican food from? You? Do you want some Latish tacos? 302 00:24:08.920 --> 00:24:15.440 And okay, I'll make you something after the show. Oh, so 303 00:24:18.240 --> 00:24:22.079 at Jody's party, Jody, by the way, it looked great too. 304 00:24:22.359 --> 00:24:25.720 Oh that dress was sick it was she looked really good. She looked like 305 00:24:25.720 --> 00:24:29.680 a goddess, yeah she did. It was blue. It was like I 306 00:24:29.720 --> 00:24:36.039 do today, like a stripper. Oh my god. No, she looked 307 00:24:36.200 --> 00:24:42.119 really good, really pretty, like very almost like a silver blue. It 308 00:24:42.240 --> 00:24:48.759 was really pretty. Yes, And then we all kissed when we came in, 309 00:24:48.920 --> 00:24:52.240 like kiss, kiss, you know. And then the three of us 310 00:24:52.240 --> 00:24:56.240 were like, oh, your lips are so soft, and we had like 311 00:24:56.279 --> 00:25:00.200 a kissing thing to see whose lips were softer. Now, look, take 312 00:25:00.240 --> 00:25:03.200 me out of the equation right here, right now. I was sitting I 313 00:25:04.400 --> 00:25:07.720 know, but I was sitting in between Jody and Eric. Wait, is 314 00:25:07.720 --> 00:25:11.559 this like pecking or is this like actually kissing? Well? Is there sustained 315 00:25:11.680 --> 00:25:17.160 lip on lip? No? Not like not like it was just like better 316 00:25:17.319 --> 00:25:22.119 getting there now, I think that if it had gone okay, So she 317 00:25:22.200 --> 00:25:26.400 went in and said, see how so straight, they'd both be pregnant. 318 00:25:27.079 --> 00:25:33.160 So she went in four kiss and he was like, wow, your lips 319 00:25:33.160 --> 00:25:36.759 are released sobbed. She's like, so are yours? And so she she 320 00:25:36.799 --> 00:25:38.559 says, let's do it again, and so of course there's like okay. 321 00:25:38.680 --> 00:25:42.160 So they do it again and she kind of lingers a little bit longer, 322 00:25:42.240 --> 00:25:45.400 a lip kind of takes a little longer getting off of his lip. I'm 323 00:25:45.400 --> 00:25:48.880 like, what is going on? She bite your lip a little no. 324 00:25:49.000 --> 00:25:52.160 No, But then she went in for a third time. I'm like, 325 00:25:52.200 --> 00:25:56.759 oh my god, it's coming out. The tongue is gonna come. Oh 326 00:25:56.880 --> 00:26:00.480 my god, Eric's gonna make out the woman for the first I remember, 327 00:26:00.079 --> 00:26:03.640 But we should just this is a chance for you to actually take out take 328 00:26:03.960 --> 00:26:10.880 someone's virginity. Kiss virginity. Hey, karaoke virginity is on the same level. 329 00:26:11.440 --> 00:26:18.240 Yeah no, but the answer was yes, the lips were soft. 330 00:26:18.319 --> 00:26:22.200 Yeah, all of us had very soft like. Well, then Eric goes, 331 00:26:22.240 --> 00:26:23.079 oh, you need to give me a kiss, So I kissed him. 332 00:26:23.119 --> 00:26:29.240 All I felt were bristles, your damn mustache, and beer. That's 333 00:26:29.240 --> 00:26:33.640 all I kissed. And then then we then we did the thing where we 334 00:26:33.640 --> 00:26:37.559 sent you the picture where we tilted our heads and gave each other a peck. 335 00:26:37.599 --> 00:26:41.640 And then we took that picture and send it to you because it looks 336 00:26:41.000 --> 00:26:45.480 horrible. We wanted to freak you out. I know, it was so 337 00:26:45.559 --> 00:26:48.319 funny. I'm going to post that picture somewhere. And then then there was 338 00:26:48.480 --> 00:26:55.039 radio silence from Brian. Was one thing. He did not respond, not 339 00:26:55.119 --> 00:26:57.839 even a nothing. I may I may have been drinking that night, but 340 00:27:00.039 --> 00:27:03.039 and just forgot I went no, I wasn't. I wasn't like drunk. 341 00:27:03.759 --> 00:27:07.200 I just looked at I was like, yeah, I'm good. We're gonna 342 00:27:07.279 --> 00:27:15.440 We're gonna pass on this one talk on Monday. We need to be acknowledged 343 00:27:15.599 --> 00:27:21.920 when we send something we think acknowledge that just like ha ha ha, or 344 00:27:22.359 --> 00:27:27.279 you that's gross ha ha, he's gay, Like I don't know what you 345 00:27:27.319 --> 00:27:32.640 are. You're probably Oh no, you're a better Texter than Eric. Still. 346 00:27:32.920 --> 00:27:36.279 Oh ay, I know, I know, I know. So anyway, 347 00:27:36.559 --> 00:27:40.359 is that what you're talking about? Prost chat? Because we need to 348 00:27:40.359 --> 00:27:44.400 get to the daily dirt? We do, yes, and we need to 349 00:27:44.400 --> 00:27:51.000 play a song because it's a lot more fun when we play there we go, 350 00:27:51.480 --> 00:28:00.759 It gives it some shake your money maker, cane, I don't have 351 00:28:00.799 --> 00:28:03.200 one anymore. Oh right, she shakes those they might bust out of that 352 00:28:03.480 --> 00:28:08.480 weird tom. So it was kind of a dull week today, but I 353 00:28:08.519 --> 00:28:12.799 got a couple of things. I will probably have more for Thursday. So 354 00:28:14.799 --> 00:28:18.519 somebody famous do something scandalous so that I have something good to talk about it, 355 00:28:18.599 --> 00:28:21.799 or a live show on Thursday at Most doors open at six, show 356 00:28:21.839 --> 00:28:30.440 starts at seven. Ashley Olsen remember one of the from Big Eyed Twins from 357 00:28:30.440 --> 00:28:33.400 that that have billions that could probably buy and sell us a million times? 358 00:28:33.440 --> 00:28:40.440 How old are they? In their forties? Ashley Olson is a mom. 359 00:28:40.519 --> 00:28:44.599 She had a son Otto with her husband Lewis Eisner, and they kept it 360 00:28:44.920 --> 00:28:48.799 under wraps this entire time. How how old is the son? He was 361 00:28:48.839 --> 00:28:52.799 just oh oh the pregnancy and everything. I'm saying, oh my god, 362 00:28:52.839 --> 00:28:56.000 the entire pregnancy. She's so skinny. She one of those skinny women that 363 00:28:56.519 --> 00:29:00.000 doesn't even show it just looked like she had an outied alley button. That's 364 00:29:00.039 --> 00:29:07.240 all dinner, Yeah, Lisa vander Pump. Uh So, we had talked 365 00:29:07.279 --> 00:29:11.920 about on the show maybe a month or so ago, that the Pump restaurant 366 00:29:12.119 --> 00:29:18.599 in West Hollywood is no longer. They did not renew their lease there, 367 00:29:18.000 --> 00:29:22.680 so it is reopening. It's not going away, and it found a new 368 00:29:22.720 --> 00:29:26.839 home right next to Tom Tom. Oh, so you can hit both. 369 00:29:26.960 --> 00:29:30.759 You can hit on the same night, on the same night. Yes, 370 00:29:30.880 --> 00:29:33.039 smart. If one's crowded, the other one might be able to take you 371 00:29:33.079 --> 00:29:38.240 in. Do we know anything about shorts and Sandies or whatever that restaurant did? 372 00:29:38.440 --> 00:29:41.640 Is that still open? Is that is it popular? Like? Is 373 00:29:41.680 --> 00:29:47.480 it going to close? I'm sure it's popular because of the whole scandabal thing. 374 00:29:48.640 --> 00:29:52.960 I guess all scandal is good for business. I guess Okay, well, 375 00:29:52.960 --> 00:29:59.599 maybe we should do something scandalous. We have every opportunity every we to 376 00:29:59.640 --> 00:30:03.480 do something every time we opened the mic pretty much. I think we already 377 00:30:03.480 --> 00:30:07.200 have. We've done a lot of weird things we have. We'll talk about 378 00:30:07.200 --> 00:30:11.799 that on Thursday. Flora has done so many weird things I've done. I've 379 00:30:11.839 --> 00:30:17.480 been doing a lot of research too about our prior podcasts, like our beginning 380 00:30:17.519 --> 00:30:22.039 ones. Things we I'm making a list of all the things we've done weird 381 00:30:22.119 --> 00:30:26.640 things on the podcast during the four years we've been doing so I've just been 382 00:30:26.640 --> 00:30:32.000 doing a lot of my research into my own thing. Great and oh my 383 00:30:32.079 --> 00:30:34.920 god, well we started off. We were so cute. We did like 384 00:30:36.279 --> 00:30:40.799 twenty five minute podcast. We did have our podcasts and phone on our phone. 385 00:30:40.839 --> 00:30:44.839 We didn't have any mics, and and then you would get up and 386 00:30:44.880 --> 00:30:48.799 go to the bathroom. Oh my god, I will never forget that film. 387 00:30:48.839 --> 00:30:53.359 It was like very very basic, what so I want to know? 388 00:30:53.680 --> 00:30:57.000 It was like one of the first three that we shot or something, and 389 00:30:57.160 --> 00:31:02.680 I had to hoops so bad, and I'm like, Laura, just keep 390 00:31:02.720 --> 00:31:04.160 talking. Well, and so I went into my bathroom, which I thought 391 00:31:04.279 --> 00:31:07.599 was far enough away. But what I didn't realize is that the acoustics and 392 00:31:07.640 --> 00:31:12.440 there were great. They were exaggerated, Yes, yes, because the whole 393 00:31:12.440 --> 00:31:18.000 bathroom was marble, so I was like, oh, anyway, well that's 394 00:31:18.000 --> 00:31:25.960 all for else. Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sanchez their heartbroken over the Maui Wild. 395 00:31:26.039 --> 00:31:32.559 Isn't that sad? That maid? Yeah, it's terrible. Oh my 396 00:31:32.599 --> 00:31:34.519 god, I've been there twice yet Oh I've been there only one time. 397 00:31:34.640 --> 00:31:41.559 My favorite restaurants is on that strip. Chemos is it? Oh it's gone 398 00:31:41.079 --> 00:31:45.759 all gone? Yeah, yeah it. I mean, I'm sorry I didn't 399 00:31:45.759 --> 00:31:49.160 watch the news today, but is the fire out? Is it still burning? 400 00:31:49.240 --> 00:31:53.680 Is are people still It's contained? Yeah? I think it's been contained. 401 00:31:53.720 --> 00:32:00.079 Now. I was watching a thing on twenty twenty the other night and 402 00:32:00.119 --> 00:32:07.440 they said that there's you know, just buildings and stuff that can never be 403 00:32:07.519 --> 00:32:13.880 replaced. They're just ashes now ye historical model, Yeah, yeah, it's 404 00:32:14.359 --> 00:32:16.480 the response is I mean, not to get political, but also this response 405 00:32:16.519 --> 00:32:21.480 in the government's been kind of lackluster too, so yeah, it's kind of 406 00:32:21.480 --> 00:32:25.519 happening. They're all like, oh, it's really sad. Why is that? 407 00:32:25.880 --> 00:32:31.400 Well politically why even during the fire there was very poor communication, so 408 00:32:31.440 --> 00:32:37.039 even a lot of residents were never given evacuation orders. So that's what contributed 409 00:32:37.079 --> 00:32:39.519 to I think the ninety death ninety six deaths or something so sad. They 410 00:32:39.519 --> 00:32:45.319 just weren't acceptable. From understand at least they weren't given evacuation notices. Also, 411 00:32:45.720 --> 00:32:50.799 so far, the administration in terms of relief money, have only promised 412 00:32:50.839 --> 00:32:54.039 like seven hundred bucks a household, which is god, that is not much 413 00:32:54.119 --> 00:32:57.880 to repair. I mean, they're going to get insurance money hopefully, but 414 00:32:58.079 --> 00:33:01.279 you know, concerning for COVID, also gave out twice that they'll get everybody 415 00:33:01.400 --> 00:33:06.039 that'll change it has to, I hope. So well, what what what's 416 00:33:06.119 --> 00:33:10.440 Jeff Bezos doing? Uh? He and Lauren are donating one hundred million for 417 00:33:10.559 --> 00:33:15.200 relief. That's good. Oh, promise she would too. Yeah. Oprah 418 00:33:15.240 --> 00:33:17.599 also has a very large estate out there. She does. She has been 419 00:33:17.599 --> 00:33:22.440 accused of being a little shady with how she's acquired land out there, but 420 00:33:22.799 --> 00:33:24.039 it seems like she's also going to pitch in quite a bit to help. 421 00:33:24.519 --> 00:33:29.839 You know, this this land drama, I don't know, drama popped up 422 00:33:29.839 --> 00:33:32.880 in the article I skimmed. But she's been buying up a lot of land 423 00:33:32.920 --> 00:33:37.119 out and I'll just I'll just call Ope. That's what I call her Ope. 424 00:33:37.240 --> 00:33:39.440 Ope. Oh, now, no, Oprah oh yeah, are you 425 00:33:39.519 --> 00:33:44.119 done? Wait? Are you done? I have one more? Okay. 426 00:33:44.119 --> 00:33:47.319 Tiffany Haddish remember her from Girls Trip as producing a docum series about women who 427 00:33:47.400 --> 00:33:52.079 date homeless men. It's an issue that resonates with her on a very personal 428 00:33:52.160 --> 00:33:57.759 level. Personal level, Yes, she says, quote, I experienced homelessness 429 00:33:57.759 --> 00:34:00.960 myself and found that there was a stigma on it that I don't think should 430 00:34:01.000 --> 00:34:06.119 be there. Everyone deserves to be loved. Everyone deserves to have someone supporting 431 00:34:06.160 --> 00:34:09.599 them and caring for them, not necessarily carrying them all the way. It's 432 00:34:09.639 --> 00:34:14.679 really important for people to make sure that they know that because it's really hard 433 00:34:14.719 --> 00:34:17.199 to be homeless. So many people are isolated and living on the streets alone. 434 00:34:17.280 --> 00:34:22.559 I'll watch that time. I think there is a stigma tact being homeless 435 00:34:22.639 --> 00:34:25.000 for the fact that you don't have a place to sleep with, live in 436 00:34:25.039 --> 00:34:30.000 the streets, have you guys? Maybe I'm way to the party. No, 437 00:34:30.360 --> 00:34:34.079 I don't know if this was on Netflix or Prime. I can't down 438 00:34:34.199 --> 00:34:39.679 to love. Oh oh, I started watching that today with the people the 439 00:34:39.679 --> 00:34:44.199 most. There's also the love on the Spectrum ones. Yes, it's similar, 440 00:34:44.440 --> 00:34:46.719 and it's this one's with down syndrome and it's just oh my god, 441 00:34:46.719 --> 00:34:52.000 it's just awesome. But I just start No, the one I'm talking about 442 00:34:52.079 --> 00:34:57.719 is shiny happy people. What's about the Duggers nineteen or twenty kids in County 443 00:34:57.760 --> 00:35:02.360 and how that their religion behind it is really a trip and what they believe 444 00:35:02.599 --> 00:35:07.760 in Advanced Training Institute is the Holder's son. Yeah, yes, I know 445 00:35:07.800 --> 00:35:12.400 a lot about Yeah, are you no? No? Hell no, okay, 446 00:35:12.920 --> 00:35:15.639 no. But they belonged to a very like Bible Belt fundamentalist group called 447 00:35:15.639 --> 00:35:21.400 the Advanced Training Institute run by a guy named Bill Gothard, who is kind 448 00:35:21.400 --> 00:35:24.199 of how do you know this stuff? Just well informed? No, please 449 00:35:24.239 --> 00:35:29.599 explain this to me, because about it it is fascinating. Yeah, I've 450 00:35:29.599 --> 00:35:32.440 watched the Dugger's growing up a little bit. And then how Josh was always 451 00:35:32.480 --> 00:35:36.239 like a predator, they said, like when they hit it under the rug, 452 00:35:36.320 --> 00:35:37.320 under the rug, under the rug. Yeah. I think it's unclear 453 00:35:37.360 --> 00:35:39.400 how many direct cases you have, but you had the one time when he 454 00:35:39.440 --> 00:35:45.559 was a kid against his sisters, which is insane, and nothing really happened, 455 00:35:45.760 --> 00:35:47.320 and then they sent him away to like a camp, but it was 456 00:35:47.480 --> 00:35:52.239 really called something else. It was it was they basically did nothing and then 457 00:35:52.519 --> 00:35:57.639 yeah, the obviously the child material, which is disgusting. Yeah, just 458 00:35:57.880 --> 00:36:00.519 oh yeah, his wife won't leave him too, most likely for religious reasons. 459 00:36:00.840 --> 00:36:04.519 I know. It's but if you want to see, if you want 460 00:36:04.519 --> 00:36:08.760 to binge something, Happy Shiny People, it's called oh, Happy Shiny People. 461 00:36:09.039 --> 00:36:12.840 Yes, and it might be on Prime. I don't think it's on 462 00:36:12.920 --> 00:36:15.880 Netflix. Okay, Yeah, that's that's a bad. It's also hard to 463 00:36:15.920 --> 00:36:21.920 say how much blame the parents deserve, because I mean, you know, 464 00:36:22.000 --> 00:36:25.079 I watch it and it doesn't make it just gives you facts. It's just 465 00:36:25.119 --> 00:36:34.079 like it's a bad environment. It's really I watched a really good documentary last 466 00:36:34.199 --> 00:36:44.440 night about It was one of those like on any Where, a reporter interviews 467 00:36:44.480 --> 00:36:49.920 all these uh who was the reporter that was on twenty twenty that had the 468 00:36:50.320 --> 00:36:53.119 alcohol problem and she had like a breakdown on you know who? That who 469 00:36:53.119 --> 00:36:55.719 I'm talking about. Yeah, she has dark hair, short dark hair, 470 00:36:55.800 --> 00:37:00.000 Elizabeth Fargus, Yes, and she's I I've read her book. It is 471 00:37:00.039 --> 00:37:05.719 amazing came out of it. But anyway, she interviews these women that have 472 00:37:05.920 --> 00:37:10.119 met men on these dating profiles like plenty of Fish, you know whatever, 473 00:37:10.920 --> 00:37:15.239 And there were two I think match dot com, and I forget what the 474 00:37:15.280 --> 00:37:21.360 other one was, and all I can't remember the name of of it off 475 00:37:21.360 --> 00:37:24.639 the top of my head, but it's on A and E and it is 476 00:37:24.679 --> 00:37:29.599 so creepy. So one of the stories was this woman went out this guy. 477 00:37:30.320 --> 00:37:35.320 He was good looking, fit all, fit all, checked all the 478 00:37:35.320 --> 00:37:38.679 boxes, and at the restaurant, she got up to go to the bathroom 479 00:37:38.679 --> 00:37:43.760 and doesn't remember anything but waking up at her front door, like slumped in 480 00:37:43.800 --> 00:37:49.880 front of her front door, bleeding profusely from down there. So she, 481 00:37:51.760 --> 00:37:54.719 you know, in the morning, she emailed the guy and said, hey, 482 00:37:54.840 --> 00:37:59.079 what happened, Like what time did we leave? And he said, 483 00:37:59.679 --> 00:38:02.280 oh, She said, did we did anything happen between the two of us? 484 00:38:02.280 --> 00:38:05.320 And he said no, we just kissed a night and that was it. 485 00:38:06.079 --> 00:38:09.840 So they took phone records. They found video of her like wandering around 486 00:38:09.880 --> 00:38:15.199 aimlessly and then he came to pick her up and then like forty five minute 487 00:38:15.599 --> 00:38:20.320 minutes later brings her back he'd raped her. Turns out this guy was a 488 00:38:20.360 --> 00:38:24.880 serial rapist on all he had profiles, so basically it's all about like dating 489 00:38:24.880 --> 00:38:30.760 websites and the dangers and stuff. And he turns out he was a married 490 00:38:30.519 --> 00:38:37.079 father of three or four and he's serving two life sentences. Now people are 491 00:38:37.599 --> 00:38:44.719 just never know was raping women all over the place. Scary. Yeah, 492 00:38:45.119 --> 00:38:47.800 so I always have to know where you are, Okay? You always do 493 00:38:47.880 --> 00:38:52.320 know where I am? I do you know every step I take? Yeah? 494 00:38:52.360 --> 00:38:54.519 Pretty much? She where I am all the time. Yeah, I'm 495 00:38:54.559 --> 00:38:59.639 going to keep that tracker around her wrist. You know who's going to be 496 00:38:59.719 --> 00:39:02.639 at our party and with her family? And I'm oh my god, I 497 00:39:02.760 --> 00:39:07.920 just talked to her on Friday. You did on the phone, Megan Megan 498 00:39:08.039 --> 00:39:15.320 Root with Milestone Properties, friend of mine, who is she's a real estate 499 00:39:15.960 --> 00:39:19.760 broker okay, and this is her company, Milestone Properties, And so she 500 00:39:19.960 --> 00:39:23.119 basically can do it all for you. Find you the house, you know, 501 00:39:23.559 --> 00:39:29.679 broker the house, figure out the mortgage, do the payments calculations. 502 00:39:30.119 --> 00:39:35.719 My friend contacted her and has this opportunity to buy something here, and I'm 503 00:39:35.719 --> 00:39:37.920 like, oh my god, call Megan. So they chit chatted and she 504 00:39:38.039 --> 00:39:43.639 showed me kind of the rundown that Megan provided for her. As far as 505 00:39:43.639 --> 00:39:50.039 I put the breakdown, it's mind blowing what she can do. Megan Root 506 00:39:50.159 --> 00:39:55.320 at Milestone Properties, Your dream of owning something here in San Diego. It's 507 00:39:55.480 --> 00:39:59.559 not a dream, it could be a reality. And she can help you 508 00:39:59.639 --> 00:40:01.599 every step of the way. No house is too big or too small. 509 00:40:02.000 --> 00:40:09.159 And she specializes in first time buyers. And she's also a military relocation professional. 510 00:40:09.360 --> 00:40:15.400 She's married to a vet and she is an awesome person. She's also 511 00:40:15.519 --> 00:40:21.039 a first time buy her specialist. Which I just said that, you know 512 00:40:21.039 --> 00:40:23.840 what, this is your time to give her phone number because that's Oh my 513 00:40:23.920 --> 00:40:29.039 gosh, I love I called her. I know you did on her phone. 514 00:40:29.880 --> 00:40:34.599 I am not jealous your pigeons. Okay, what's a phone number? 515 00:40:34.679 --> 00:40:39.800 Six one nine six five four six nine eight zero. And she also has 516 00:40:39.840 --> 00:40:45.360 an email. It's Megan M. E. G a n at Milestone Properties 517 00:40:46.000 --> 00:40:50.519 CEA dot com. Even if you want to talk to her about maybe, 518 00:40:50.639 --> 00:40:52.280 Hey, someday I want to do this and I want to learn about it 519 00:40:52.320 --> 00:40:55.039 now, just get a hold of her. You can also get her information 520 00:40:55.079 --> 00:40:58.960 on Laura Kane after Dark dot com. It's super easy there too. She's 521 00:40:59.000 --> 00:41:00.599 going to be at the party so you can meet her. Oh my god, 522 00:41:00.639 --> 00:41:07.000 she's awesome. And Milestone Properties helping California plant roots for almost thirty years 523 00:41:07.199 --> 00:41:10.960 now. This next commercial is something that I'm going to be m seeing on 524 00:41:12.039 --> 00:41:15.760 September ninth, but Friday is a deadline to get your T shirt, So 525 00:41:16.079 --> 00:41:20.599 listen, I want you to walk with me in this. 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Yeah, 544 00:42:46.360 --> 00:42:51.719 seriously, be there, b Square, we want to see yuh, Laura, 545 00:42:51.719 --> 00:42:58.320 I'll be and probably something inappropriate sparkly, oh, sparkle and probably be 546 00:42:58.360 --> 00:43:01.320 busting out of it. Oh. The girls are going to be on display, 547 00:43:01.480 --> 00:43:08.280 definitely for sure. Love booths I know so odd anyway, Brian, 548 00:43:08.320 --> 00:43:14.800 anything that you want to add I don't think so. I checked the Shiny 549 00:43:14.840 --> 00:43:17.079 People whatever that one is that can be found the Amazon. I thank you 550 00:43:17.119 --> 00:43:24.199 affirmed it reeves. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's take 551 00:43:24.199 --> 00:43:27.320 a let's just take an inter or two to talk about that real quick. 552 00:43:29.519 --> 00:43:34.760 Oh yeah, up dates? Uh do you want to ask me a question? 553 00:43:35.039 --> 00:43:38.559 Any chance that we'll have a celebrity appearance at the party on Thursday? 554 00:43:39.000 --> 00:43:44.199 I cannot confirm nor can I deny? Okay, well please can you? 555 00:43:44.199 --> 00:43:45.880 You can? You can say that there is a chance, is there a 556 00:43:46.360 --> 00:43:55.360 can you give us a twenty eighty ten ninety fifty fifty? I cannot at 557 00:43:55.400 --> 00:44:00.039 this time. If nothing ever happens with count of Reeves, this is to 558 00:44:00.199 --> 00:44:04.199 be the biggest. This is going to ruin our show. It's a show 559 00:44:04.280 --> 00:44:07.400 killer. It is a show killer. Does he realize that I didn't get 560 00:44:07.440 --> 00:44:10.320 Kiana reaveson after talking about so much? If, if the if our community 561 00:44:10.360 --> 00:44:15.880 doesn't kill our show, I'll kill this show. I'll use I have ordered 562 00:44:15.960 --> 00:44:17.719 I'll kill him. I've ordered him Kiano Reeves stuff that I would love for 563 00:44:17.800 --> 00:44:22.280 him to sign. You ordered your shirts. I didn't order a shirt. 564 00:44:22.400 --> 00:44:28.360 Okay, say this maybe a poster. I will say this. I did 565 00:44:28.400 --> 00:44:34.079 receive a picture over the weekend and he is back in Los Angeles. Can 566 00:44:34.119 --> 00:44:40.320 you show us said picture? That is not satisfactory to me? Let's can 567 00:44:40.360 --> 00:44:44.800 we see said picture? It was via text? Can you pull up that 568 00:44:44.880 --> 00:44:47.000 text? I can? Do you want to do it? Would you prefer 569 00:44:47.039 --> 00:44:52.559 to off air? I don't understand. What's what's the big deal? Well, 570 00:44:52.599 --> 00:44:54.639 remember I told you you was in Italy, So he's back. He's 571 00:44:54.719 --> 00:45:04.840 back, so supposedly he sent this to you. I'm really trying to look 572 00:45:04.880 --> 00:45:07.079 into his eyes for lying eyes, and I can't tell. I can't tell. 573 00:45:07.320 --> 00:45:10.760 I can't tell he's such an asshole about this well, or he's being 574 00:45:10.840 --> 00:45:20.039 like the most brilliant teaser of all like radio history and podcast history. Or 575 00:45:20.079 --> 00:45:24.920 he is a little shit right now. I think both. I think God, 576 00:45:25.760 --> 00:45:30.639 is this going to make us? Man? Brian? Is there a 577 00:45:30.719 --> 00:45:34.519 high probability? I don't think there's a probability that you're gonna be mad? 578 00:45:35.320 --> 00:45:37.840 Oh, okay, promising he's not a liar. I'll give him that. 579 00:45:37.880 --> 00:45:43.360 He's not a liar. No, he's not if I just want you to 580 00:45:43.400 --> 00:45:46.039 know before you are you locking that probability? If it's an impersonator, I 581 00:45:46.079 --> 00:45:51.360 will be Oh it's not an impersonator. Are you going to wear that? 582 00:45:51.360 --> 00:45:57.239 Would take way too much sign to give one of the shirts to the party. 583 00:45:57.519 --> 00:45:59.400 I might. I only found one show. I liked it, says 584 00:45:59.440 --> 00:46:04.480 Keanu President. Oh that's good, so he'll like I might wear that please 585 00:46:04.880 --> 00:46:08.760 as the podcast leader. I guess, will you wear that? Leader? 586 00:46:09.360 --> 00:46:12.920 Well? I want you to wear that like that, I want you to 587 00:46:12.920 --> 00:46:15.079 wear I don't want you to change your mind. In fact, I demand 588 00:46:15.119 --> 00:46:19.800 it. It's so cute, that is so great. Okay, I'll wear 589 00:46:19.800 --> 00:46:22.559 it. Matt said, we need to have a light detector test. Bring 590 00:46:22.639 --> 00:46:25.079 it on. That would be so much fun. Bring it on. What 591 00:46:25.159 --> 00:46:29.679 if they still make that board game? It's a light detector test, and 592 00:46:29.840 --> 00:46:32.800 how accurate is we'll get a real light detector in here. That's not. 593 00:46:34.320 --> 00:46:36.320 We can look into it. Yeah, we can totally look into it. 594 00:46:36.360 --> 00:46:39.559 But by then, if he doesn't show up on Thursday, let's look into 595 00:46:39.559 --> 00:46:44.320 it for the following Okay, we will alright detector people to come out. 596 00:46:44.440 --> 00:46:47.920 So at the party, there's a chance Keanu Reeves could be strolling. See 597 00:46:47.960 --> 00:46:52.079 what's gonna happen. I bought a funko pop of Keanu Reeves, not I'm 598 00:46:52.079 --> 00:46:54.719 going to bring on Thursday. I'm gonna put it on the table we're sitting 599 00:46:54.719 --> 00:46:59.519 at. It's gonna be on every on the table of every episode of LCAD 600 00:46:59.719 --> 00:47:02.320 on till Keanu Reeves is in our studio. Julie, So if that never 601 00:47:02.400 --> 00:47:06.440 happens, that table that it's going to be on there forever. Julie is 602 00:47:06.480 --> 00:47:09.760 coming on Thursday and she will be in a leopard print dress. Oh, 603 00:47:09.800 --> 00:47:17.000 I'm sorry, we're full my Julie representing. I love it. Prince did 604 00:47:17.039 --> 00:47:22.320 not know. We did not you're not wearing leopard print? Are you not 605 00:47:22.519 --> 00:47:27.119 clothes? You mean right now? Well, I hope you're not taking anything 606 00:47:27.159 --> 00:47:29.480 off that would reveal leopard print. No, I'm not going to do that 607 00:47:29.519 --> 00:47:34.320 on Thursday. No, but I didn't remember my writer. I was thinking 608 00:47:34.360 --> 00:47:40.480 about it and I decided against it. We didn't include Kana Reeves. This 609 00:47:40.519 --> 00:47:45.400 is this is frustrating and exciting and infuriating all at the same time. Or 610 00:47:45.559 --> 00:47:52.760 you look absolutely stunning. Who's that? That is? Uh al hi al 611 00:47:52.920 --> 00:47:57.039 thank you? That's so nice. See bright bright lips. Last thing about 612 00:47:57.079 --> 00:47:59.760 Kann resos one through out there. I bought a poster and I have already 613 00:48:00.079 --> 00:48:01.920 bald the frame I'm gonna get for it, a very nice frame for when 614 00:48:02.000 --> 00:48:05.000 if you if I get a chance to having to sign that poster, and 615 00:48:05.039 --> 00:48:07.000 it's gonna be a it's gonna be a family heirloom for me for years and 616 00:48:07.079 --> 00:48:15.840 years. Now, tell me something, Yes, this Kane our sign has 617 00:48:15.880 --> 00:48:21.519 just poured his heart out pretty much. Yeah, he's laying he has hopes 618 00:48:21.599 --> 00:48:29.719 and dreams and he believes in you, do not let him down. In 619 00:48:29.840 --> 00:48:37.599 the words of Laura's favorite Journey song, don't stop believing that's promising. Okay, 620 00:48:37.719 --> 00:48:42.079 love your podcast. Holdn't ready for that. Love your podcast. There's 621 00:48:42.159 --> 00:48:45.440 nothing else to say. I love you, my sweet babies. By