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crazy story involving Rick Carlisle and the petty fight between the Pacers and the Bucks
for the game ball. Maybe we'll play that audio for you again if we
have time. Maybe we won't. We'll see what happens there. Uh touched
a little Cowboys there as well, of course, and then some of the
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some of those in the last segment, in a segment we call the hot
Mop. We've made an awful miss this Acquies. Sorry, not your fancy
dress. It looks like guy better grab at gotta get the hot bottom,
clean it all up. My trusty hot Mob were loved to today, Daniel
prepare man seg what's brought you by advanced hair restoration. It's a good good
way to fact check the show and relive some of things that have happened during
the show. So let's start here with the quickie, young Malki asking his
first crush out on a date. Let's effen go to the car wash.
Bitch, good god, Polosh, have you missed it. The first segment
we talked about some of the words Malcolm Danny's two and a half year old
son have been saying, has been saying, and he discovered the word bitch.
He's been using it, not really calling anybody that he just was walking
down the down the sidewalk with me yesterday with me and our dog and me
and Malki and our dog on a walk and he just started going, bitch,
bitch. He's going talking to Geraldine. Yeah, maybe so, and
then he goes, dad say it, oh, no, no one,
he's asking you to say you wanted me to say it. Daddy say it
is a no word. You learn to say that. And he said,
Mommy, oh oh. I think it's because of mommy's her music that she
listens to. It's so funny. She goes with the songs that have the
E next to them. Let's go to the car watch even go to the
car watch bitch man. Okay, here we go, Hey boys, great
job on the Jericho interview the other day. I am kind of sad y'all
didn't ask him about Fatista's massive hog though. I just I want to say
I love you boys. I had absolutely nothing funny to say because the ratings
book is over and who cares. But I consider you boys real friends.
Thanks for everything this year. I will be seeing Jericho on Friday night and
Garland, Fraind and Rod make an eye contact as I asked him where the
hell his wife was. On January sixth Anyways, boys were forty eight days
to the Royal Rebel. That's where the road to WrestleMania begins. Great Christmas
voice, Wow, sweet Brody God the Royal Rumble Road to wrestle What was
the January sixth? I don't know. We're coming up from the anniversary.
What are you going to do to celebrate? Making making eye contact? Asking
where his wife was January sixth? Don't research here? Oh? Or was
she? Was she there? Let's see Jessica Lockhart? Just just quick a
research just weve been or was he just random making random references? I don't
know, but I'm trying to see if there was a insurrection detail that we
missed. I don't see anything yet, but it might be a storyline.
Brody, if you're listening, clear that up. Uh, stupid, I
don't know what. Yeah, I don't see anything, but where his wife
was on January A little weird question to ask someone if any other day,
I think that needs to be the first question you ask on a tender date.
Where were you on January sixth? It's just like I want to know
where were you? Who? Oh, I'm meet it now we go,
Hey, y'all. I work for Empirical Liquors, the company that partnered with
Doritos to make the new Nacho Cheese flavored liquor. And I'm calling because y'all
were on the fence about our product. But I wanted you to know that
it's not just delicious, it's also convenient because it smells and taste just like
nacho cheese. Your wife isn't gonna know that you've been drinking when you come
home late from work in the evening, but if you're not convinced, We've
also partnered with a company that made the Gwyneth Paltrow Vagina scented candle, and
we are excited about a product that we've got coming up. I'm glad he
ran out of time, right. Yeah, thirty's a good limit sometimes,
you know, I didn't think about that that's falling. Are you drunk?
No, I just rifled through a sack of Doritos on the way home to
you, baby, because I love cheese. We ate it Andrew's American Pizza
Kitchen last weekend, and now we're going to Polyphonic Spree tomorrow night at the
Majestic Theater. My wife thinks I'm coming up with great ideas for fun addings
with the family. Little does she know, this is just my inventive way
of letting the boner still affect her this far into marriage. God, what
a setup pipes on that guy her this far into marriage. Little does she
know, this is just my inventive way of letting the boner still affect her
this far into marriage. He called you know, it's funny because he used
the instead of my and he sounds like hide. He sounds like putty from
Seinfeld. That was so wild, Elaine. And today we have our Dorrito
he taco paired excellently with our Da Rico wine. Yeah, demolition Man is
right. The future is gonna be Taco Bell. The future is gonna be
Taco Bell, you know, kind of already is so good. We're seeing
via text message and this is not two sources here, so I'm not reporting
anything, okay, but via text message where we are getting rumors that Jericho's
wife was at the Capitol on January sixth. Oh wow, well she's there.
She's been touring the capitol. Yeah right, you just got caught up
in there were there people who were just touring it and then that happened.
They're like, h she got caught up in the She got to cut up
in the melee. Okay, I got a couple more. That would be
you're just taking a standard tour, your your big history buffs. You want
to see all the places, and they're like, god's a bunch of people
coming over here, why are they here? Interesting? You're getting tracked down
and arrested months later, years later. I was just on a tour.
I have my receipt. That was a twenty dollars tour. I was hoping
to get Nancy's autograph. Hey, Danny, I think I can out country
your stocking nuts. I used to get shotgun shells and bullets in my stocking
in the morning. Boy, you come down, get a two or three
boxes of shotgun shells and you think, all right, car wash. That
would have been an improvement over orange. Just nuts and nuts. Okay,
here's two more. I got a little left here and kd the Shane boys,
Didy, I love the idea of vampire dangu at the doctor being defficient
and fighting. Indeed, he's like, yeah, bro, gets the sun.
Have a great day. It happened. Get some son man now,
I'm tan rested healthy, last one of the day and then we'll talk to
Ben and Grooves. Oh my god, I'm gry. Frag Is Fregs and
Melea is the best Russian sitcom that we've discovered thanks to Rick Carlisle. They
here's the here's the audio for this that didn't hear. This is Rick Carlile
discussing the crazy thing that went on with the Pacers and Bucks. Ben.
Have you heard this? You're gonna want to hear this, Ben Rogers on
the Been and Skin shows here Grooves from the Speakeasy, but also this week
the Been and Skin Show is here. Unfortunately. Yes, Good morning,
Michael, Hello, Daniel, Hello Ben. Did y'all see the Pacers Bucks
story with the ball Greek freak one of the rock Have y'all heard Rick Carlisle.
Here's Rick Carlile talking about what happened in the tunnel near the locker room.
We were not thinking about's franchise record, so we grabbed the ball and
a couple of a couple of minutes later, several of their players ended up
in our hallway and there was a big, a big I don't know,
I don't know what to call it, A fracas, melee whatever, I
don't think anything Okay, Fracas is fine, right, that's closecus. I've
always heard it pronounced bracus brakus. Yeah. I like to say Donnie Brook
Donne. But Melee it's Melee, not melee. Here's the proper pronunciation of
fracas francus fracascus. Okay, and he went with that. Yeah, there
was a big, a big what you call it? I don't know.
I don't know what to call it, A fracas and melee whatever? Okay,
He kind of corrected himself on Melee, Melee, Melee, Melee,
Melee. Though it's me mee mee melee. It is spelled mealee. Fracas
and melee is the new Russian sitcom we're working on now. There's always Putin
always has a cameo, like a Kramer style cameo at the end of the
crowds. It's like over exaggerated. They pumped in, like rifling through their
cabinets eating their food. Oh man, hello, like that promosion. I
don't know, I eat the corn flaked. Now. What's going on?
How you guys doing today? It's good to ban my god? How did
how did the fire ants pants come up? The other day? Because we
were were you working with us? That day, right, Yeah, I
was produc born opping. Danny was producing that day. Fire ants pants.
Yeah, that from uh the day that we were gonna have Rick Carlisle on,
but it took forever to get them on. So we wound up playing
their fire ants pants bit because Ben and Skin were filling in for the hard
line and that was Rick called in like halfway through it being played. Then
we put him on the hold. So we finished, we put them on.
But the bit was this idea that the most fashionable pants in the world
they made entirely of fire anty. I think this was a playoff of uh
oh god Baron Davis. Yeah, he had a he had a beard made
of bees. So the day and we're like, we don't know what Rick
car Allow was like it maybe has a sense of humor. Who knows.
The answer is no, not at all. You won't ask him where he
was on January sixth, you would and were with Jessica Lockharts. Yeah,
I'll be learning. I'm learning a lot about uh Chris Jericho's wife. He
was a nice guy, very nice but apparently yeah, his wife was the
insurrection. That's your and you guys met him at the insurrection. If that
chair over there the skin usually sits in is known as the instruction chair.
I'll be okay with that. It's remained vacant since that day as we named
the chairs. Now that's the insurrection chair. We'll let the rest happen organically,
but that one is the insurrection chair. What'd you guys make of the
studio being rebuilt? It looks great. Yeah, it's awesome outlay of cash
to get it done back to the start, So I'm glad we've added a
couple of photos section at section of her. I think that this should have
been included, like a service after the sale type thing. You know,
you pay once and if if a wild gorilla destroys your studio and things get
like knocked askew, then he comes back in and you know, complimentary,
it's like a warranty. Yeah, okay. So there is a cardboard cutout
of Danny in a tuxedo wearing a Celine Dion sweater. And when that thing
got knocked over, did it impact you physically as well? Or is it?
Are you? No, it's not. I don't think it's It takes
on the likeness of a voodoo doll. Agin I didn't feel anything didn't keep
the candy got poured out. Yeah, where did they all get thrown away?
I guess Damn, the place looks great. It's tidy, it's neat
all the photos and framed utrama or level. You know, very nice,
Thank you Armando. The New ninety seven won the freak flag up over here,
tell you beautiful. That is nice. You can get those at freakdfw
dot com saw one. Yeah, I saw a black one in the hallway
flag. Come fight those at the office Christmas party screaming on Tuesday, look
at my African American speaking up. On January sixth last year, Chris Jericho's
wife was seen in DC holding a women for Trump sign and they met through
their mutual friend Disco Inferno. What there was a guy named Disco in wrestler.
He was so stupid. Oh he was the dumbest guy. Yeah,
he would did the whole thing. At the point he faked Travolta's way into
getting his ass kicked, well, you know, he didn't reach levels of
the Rock. Look, we all make mistakes or do things that we're passionate
about. So whatever, what if his career ended up being the Rocks career?
Yeah, and we had to refer to this guy throughout his Hollywood life
is disco Inferno, Join the disco Inferno. Yeah, and then he ends
up becoming the president. Yeah, Steve disco in. Who is the next
celebrity president. It's got to be the Rock, right. They seem to
be pushing him pretty good. I don't think he'll do it, Cuban.
Do you all realize that when the Rock is the president there will be footage
of our president. I don't know if there's any footage of his bare ass
railing a chick on Ballers on HBO. His bare ass, really, it's
all because he's like his pants are pulled down. See anything else, but
you know it's HBO. So poret he's going to town because he's owning the
XFL or whatever he's doing in ballers now he owned a team under real team.
The point is it happens and you see his ass, and you don't
forget seeing the Rock's ass, and now you're going so if that happens,
Although if Kanye were to be elected president, we've seen his ass too from
the service. He was getting on the boat a few months ago talk Darnay
Holmes, but was kind of out out of his pants a little bit on
that boat. Who was the president? That was an actor? Ronald Reagan.
Yeah, we didn't see Ronald Reagan's but I don't think he showed ass
cheek and bedtime for Bonzo. Do you have a Ronald Reagan impersonation? Well,
Nancy and I believe that drugs. You're good. George Bush does met
day? Fetti means every day? Okay, now do President Millard Fillmore?
Hey everyone, it's me mill Millred. All you have to do is Millard
Fillmore. All you have to do is go shoot a cinematographer. Is that
what he did? He looks just like Alec Baldwin. Oh really, yes,
it's my number one discovery of twenty twenty three. We're going to power
rank those tomorrow. No or not, that's a playing aid to the country.
That's good, dude. Is he does look like? Oh my god,
Oh my god, that looks photoshopped. Don't show ben. I know
before this is Oh my god, that is the number one discovery of He
looks just like Alec Baldwin. Look it up, kids. So yesterday we
decided before the show, which you know, Skin took his vacation early,
and we were like, wouldn't it be funny to send skin a dog cake?
And so in short order, Steve somehow found the number one dog cake
maker in America and he's here and elsewhere. We're we thought it'd be funny
to have him call into the show. And so the guy jumps on the
show and we're like, man, please be careful with what you say.
So he still said everything he wasn't supposed to say. He just spelled it.
I mean, it's a worker groups had to dump thirty seven things.
It probably sounded like a remix. So do we get the cake order?
Yeah, the cake's orders cake. The cake will be delivered at some point
today. We believe it's gonna be awkward for the whole family. Is it
being delivered to skin Down? It's going to be delivered to his house and
it is uh fully engorged. Nancy and I love a good old fashioned dome
cake. Well she had a rep right, Yeah, and Nancy, Queen
of Hollywood, Nance liked to get her. She liked to get her freak
gune. In the mid she was known as the throat Goat. Yep,
yes, yes, seriously, She's made more than one hot dog disappear in
her career. It is a fully engorged cake that says thinking of you today,
Mosquito in the Hulk for the entire eleven o'clock out, Oh my god,
Yeah, let's go. Why are you doing that? We pre recorded
it. We we recorded right, this is the new one. It's brand
new crap about. You're just replaying wild, brand new Mosquito in the whole
We knew Skin was gonna be on vacation, so we pre recorded it last
week. I knew I was going to be horny today, just not this
horny. Unfortunately, Nancy Reagan's not here to do what she does the queen
of Hollywood. Guys. I'm also learning that Zachary Taylor was the president and
he had a bad stomach disease and then Millard Fillmore took over him. Zachary
Taylor looks just like Lyle from Napoleon Dyner back. Look it up there.
By the way, if the Rock gets elected president, he would only be
the second president to have received the stoken cold stunner. Oh my god,
because Trump got he did. Yes. Wow, fun fact Scalore and eleven
Mosquito and the Hulk. Wow for JJ Jackson, for Danny Bayles for the
Metroplex and me, I'm Kevin. We'll be back tomorrow at six am,
nine am the iHeart Employee performance review of Mike Siroy. Don't miss that.
We will do our predictions for Cowboys Bills at eight. Gonna be a fun
one tomorrow morning. We will see you there. Enjoy the Bit and Skin
show and Mosquito and the Hulk get eleven. Bye, all the way down, Nancy