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We had planned on doing this episode about the Illuminati. Yeah, but
which is They're not real. There's there's nothing to it that we we we
have decided through our own will. There's no coercion that we should do something
meaningful and something that you like. So talking about the Illuminati, um is
a waste of time because they don't they don't exist, and they um.
I love my family so much. Um. If if you're hearing this,
if you can get a letter to my parents, just tell them, tell
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It's right, we're not We're not gonna We're not gonna let an organization
bully us just because they control everything. Ever, yeah, until they do.
Look at my credit scored. Tough, guys. You can't kill the
thing. It's already dead. What do you hey, I know how to
barter. How are you gonna take that away? For real? Zies,
Illuminati, the Secret Society, the Unseen Hand. That's right, puppet Master
for which we were all dancing every day. This is another really really thick
pound cake to be eaten for a for a show subject here that is a
deliciously, deliciously obscene metaphor. So let's let's just jump on in. Let's
just let's do this. Who cares? Break break it down? Give us
a general like, what are we looking at here? Well, I'll tell
you what. Uh this this is probably a pretty a caveat, because you
know how caveats aren't usually it's too salty, and I think it's just for
rich people. But this, this is such a dense subject that any anything
that we talk about could have its own episode. Right today, We're gonna
try to generalize the organization known as the Illuminati, the shadowy group known as
the Illuminati, as much as we can. Yeah, just to to at
least get the base information out there. Well, this is one of those
those subjects that you kind of you hear it referenced. Um, you know,
it's a fun b plot in a lot of movies, you know,
like, oh, because of the Illuminati. But there's there's never really a
hell of a lot of time or thought given to saying, well, what
aside from the shadowy pup, you know, or a government of the world,
like, no one knows what they are, where they came from.
Why do we even have the concept of it? Right? A lot of
people just to generally assume that, you know, you know, when they
say Illuminati, that you know what they're they're referencing. Yeah, But for
those of you who don't, hey, here we go, this is this
is what this is for. You're pre welcome, You're pre welcomed. So
the Illuminati plural of the Latin illuminatas, which means enlightened ones Illuminati. Historically
it refers to the Bavarian Illuminati, a secret society that was founded on May
first, seventeen seventy six. M Today it's widely used. The term Illuminati
is widely used in reference to an alleged shadowy conspiratorial organization which controls world affairs
behind the scenes through governments and corporations. And sometimes it's used synonymously with the
New World Order. Yep, that there's your your, your overall, uh
what are they gads? Exactly and now and this comes up in pop culture
all over the place. There you know, what was the the Nicholas Cage
movie Treasure National Treasures. That's in there, Oh dude, Dan Brown made
all of his money in the universe off of this kind of thing. But
also sometimes to hilarious effect, the Scottish dad's diatribe from so I married an
exemer? Oh you know, and as the pentavert made up of the sixth
most wealthiest families in the world, the Ruth Child's the Giddies, that's the
same thing. That's such a great movie. So it's good and so you
get you get these these weird references to it, and we thought it was
a good idea just to go through the methodology of it, right because we
have referenced them time and time again. So that thus far in our journey
with you into the unknown, that was it was a lot less lame in
my head. Um, So so yeah, let's let's dive into these guys
really and pick them apart as generally, not two picked apart, because again,
there's so much calories in this in this pound cake. You it's you're
not letting this pound cake go. It's a pound cake of conspiracy here.
Well, the one end, the first slice off the pound cake is completely
established fact. The Bavarian Illuminati started May first, seventeen seventy six in sweet,
sweet deutsch Land, yep engle Shot, Germany, modeled on the Freemasons,
and it was started by a fellow by the name of Adam Weisshopped.
It included a small group of free thinkers from the Enlightenment Enlightenment period, and
they had branches in most European countries with about three to four thousand members,
many of which were taken from the Masons. Yeah, they you know that
there was a very h there's a little like mindedness to it. This was
the time when secret societies were all the rage. Yeah, and in seventeen
eighty four the Bavarian government decided to ban all secret societies. They got a
little little too well. I actually, you know what, I did a
little work on this. They became what we now refer to as an enlightened
despotism. Was their government also called an enlightened monarchy. So the ruler at
the time, Carl Theodore, also a child of the Enlightenment, considered himself
an intellectual. It appealed to reason and rational rationale, I should say,
and this is a great thing. So you have these groups that are forming
secret societies devoted to rational thought. Yeah, Now, Carl Theodore, being
a rational man himself, said, why on earth do you need robes in
a secret society to promote rational beliefs and to aid the common good? And
so, being an enlightened man himself, he banished the secret societies of Enlightenment,
which is kind of a great it's a kind of a brilliant dick move.
Yeah. Yeah, and it was it was an edict that that he
sent out. But there was also some internal angst that was already kind of
leading to, uh, some strife within the Bavarian Illuminati at the time anyway.
Yeah, they were already starting to kind of fray a little bit.
Yeah. Now, several sources say apparently that the Bavarian Illuminati survived that in
some form or another, and uh, since then, several groups that describe
themselves as Illuminati have been founded or at least used the names or practices similar
to what they used. For example, the ot o, the ordo temporary
orientis that we have we spoke about back in the old Alistair Crowley episode Crowley.
That's how you say that there have been several unrelated historical groups like I
just said, that have gone by this name. The Illuminati, the modern
conspiratorial organization may have roots, you know, even even farther back than the
Bavarian Illuminati that was founded here. Here's here's just a short list of some
of the groups through history that have called themselves Illuminati or at least had the
same principles. Fourteenth century you've got the Brethren of the Free Spirit. The
fifteenth century, the Alumbrados of Spain. The seventeenth century we've got the Illuminai
of France and the Rosicrucians which claimed templar herita yes. And then eighteenth century
we get French Martinists. Now, most of these groups had common ties such
as free thought, eclectic ideas, occultism, and an almost fanatical devotion to
the pope o esoteric principles and possessing arcane information that's not generally available, but
none of them you can put your finger on as as being able to say,
this is a shadowy, secret society that is aiming to control the world
and world affairs for their own ends. Right. And I keep in mind
the timing of this for a long time. If you, if you did
choose to publicly be a proponent of rational thought, of of logic of science,
you you kind of did have to hide. And these these these organizations
are cropping up at the end of this this era. Today, however,
this subject is rife with conspiracy. Right. It's one of those magnificent reading
grounds where there is little known and it's a shadow organization. It's super secret,
so you can say whatever you want and say, oh, I figured
it out right, And a lot of times there could be some evidence,
but a lot of times it's kind of ammed down your throat as being evidence.
Sometimes there's evidence that's very much like, well that that kind of makes
sense, that yeah, that's really suspicious. So yeah, it's it's a
grab bag of of conspiracy. It's it's a happy it's like Halloween night of
conspiracy. You go out and you just collect all these these little parts of
the conspiracy as treats, and you bring them home and you just gorge yourself
on, arrange them into the shape of a pentagram, and boom, you're
off to the races. Quite simply, though, the theory of the modern
malevolent Illuminati is that there's a group of the super rich power elite with an
ambition to create a slave society. They are the the super wealthy. Like
you get your your Forbes Top one hundred or whatever, however many they have
on the Forbes list, I really pay attention to that crap. You get
that list and they're not even on there because they're there's so much richer.
Yeah. Absolutely. As a matter of fact, there are considered to be
in this mythology the thirteen central families wealthiest families, and uh davy, could
you list those families, perhaps with a Scottish accent for fun? All right,
I'll do that. The thirteen families may be the Astairs, the Bundies,
the Collins, the Dupots, the Fremans, the Canadas, the Laze
that's l i S as in Chinese Lees, the Anasis, the Rockafellers,
the roths Childs, the Russells, the van Dines, and the Mera Vungeans,
and to a lesser extent, the Reynolds, the Disneys, the Croups
and the McDonald McDonald's. Good on them. That's a clan that's made it.
Wait to keep up, fight your way to the top McDonald's. And
I believe that it was one omission of the cardinal. He's his own family.
Yeah. So having all this wealth, I mean, it's it's you
know, it's more. It's more money than than God could pee on.
And they it makes them above the law. Basically they don't aren't the law.
They're driven by power, money and control of people, you know,
all your classic greed and all that junk. And they and with one final
goal in mind. And what's that that would be? Um sort of an
older, shabbier world somewhat disorder. No, No, a brand spanking new
world order. That's right, thundersound. Yeah, it earned it, absolutely
earned that cash registers down. I think it earned interest on that, saving
money responsibly. Sound, that's just how you thought. So part of this
conspiracy is that the iliminary of our occult practitioners, who have been around for
thousands of years, they had plenty of time to hone their game. Uh,
they take stuff from all kinds of of ancient practices, they blend and
mix. Uh. Again, a lot of the stuff sounds familiar from the
from the Curley episode are our first episode that we did. Go back and
listen to that, because he, you know, he was able to create
his own uh stuff, you know when when he wanted to his own orders
and things like that, uh, based on a mixing of like, well,
I this part of the practice is stupid. I'm going to make a
new part. I know. I'm so intelligent. I know what I'm doing
so much. I'm going to create this new part of this new hierarchy and
this and that. And there's there's something really fascinating about that too, Like
this era of secret societies and by air, I mean you know a few
hundred years where this is going on. But there was like almost this this
modular theology where there is just this big bag grab of the occult or or
of ancient knowledge, and you could just pick and choose the ones you want
and just kind of paste and cut and clip them all together and then at
the end of it say, I've created the order of the eternal Sideways Phoenix,
join me. I love that order have you seen their standard? But
it's but there is a right that is a really kind of unique thing,
and you see it cropping up all over the place for a few hundred years
of these secret societies who just kind of pick and choose and from each other,
they borrow heavily from each other, they form something new. They're part
of different, multiple, multiple societies. Some people are there's a very very
biological Uh yeah, there's a very organic nature to it that you don't you
don't see in a lot of other religious systems. Just that all these smaller
groups all feeding off each other. So weird. Why do you think that
there was such a blossoming of secret societies? I mean, I know that
there have been secret societies throughout the ages. What what do you think drives
a person or a group of people to want to be a part of that?
Honestly? Boredom? I really do? You know, look at the
people who are creating these societies. There's the intellectuals and stuff. Yeah,
the intellectuals. These are people who went to college, meaning their family could
afford to send them to college, meaning they don't have to work. They
can spend their days wandering the libraries looking for the weirdest tombs they can find.
Um. These rich people peasants don't get involved with this, they have
other things to do. Um That you don't see a lot of working class
societies and over over time, you know, the Masons are open to everyone.
But considering that you and I as we sit in here, give like
our lifestyle is better than the aristocracy of four hundred years ago, three hundred
years ago. As far as I know, we are both completely parasite free.
Maybe we don't get to have as much weird sex as they did.
Well, but and I also I also don't have anybody to clean the feces
bucket from the whole. Yeah, you're gonna do something about that versa.
But it is it's a it's an interesting time that that that gives birth to
these things. And I think I think that it is boredom. It is
a need to create context. I think that these are people who are brought
up sociologically. They have better thans you know that there's a very economic castist
society, and creating these societies creates a context for them. That's that's a
great point because a lot of these and especially Illuminati, it's just it's pyramid
based a hierarchy, you know. So there's one douche bucket at the top
and then it just his pee just trickles down on everybody below him who thinks
the faces and they just can't wait until they're the douche bucket, you know,
I mean, and they're they're holding it and they're calling their way up
there up to that. So generally, uh, for the for the conspiracy,
generally they're thought to be Satanists and perhaps even use the Jewish Kabbalah as
guidelines for for some of their oppression of people and things like that. Well,
there is the Jewish proportion, the Jewish Illuminati, that's true. There
are theories that the top players in it are Zionists or those who support a
Jewish nation state in territories defined as the Land of Israel. IATI had to
do it. I just sat there and I thought about it, but I
had to. And it's done. Well, you you still owe me two
puns at the end, I don't care. If we don't shoot the pun
pistol, then then it does just wasted it. You just you burned a
pun. Oh what a douche? All right? Um? If you still
owe me doesn't. That doesn't account It didn't account um. So to them,
of course, money equals power. It's in power equals money, and
it's just this infinite loop of money, power, power, money. And
they they own the international banks, they own the oil businesses, industry,
politics, education, entertainment, you name it. And and they've got their
shadowy, little grubby hands on it. For the record, their hands are
immaculate. It's truly, there's not there's no grub to be found. They
pay people to lick them clean every morning. Actually, they probably wouldn't pay
them, would just make them do it. Yeah, that's what power is,
that's what that's what power gets you. That's what money gets you,
paying people's for sailors. Baby, you can't first and last Austin powers you
will ever hear. You can't join them. That's that's one of the things
you've got to be born into it. No application for him. Their ultimate
goal, as we mentioned, it's a creation of one world government, a
new world order, so they can rule as dictators over an enslaved society.
Now we've mentioned Freemason's. Freemasons were not created by the Illuminati. Freemasons have
been around. Well, I don't know about before them, but at least
Freemasons have been around on their own, were created on their own, but
they've since been pretty heavily infiltrated and are now controlled by members of the Illuminati.
Oh man, how how embarrassing is that when you used to be the
cool kids on the block. Now I guess you gotta have I guess you
can take some pride away from that. But yeah, and you know,
and people you know have enough theories about the Masons themselves. I mean,
for crying out loud that that stuff. I mean that we could do.
We could do an episode on the Masons. Maybe we will, Maybe we'll
find then. I'm not afraid. All right, sensible money sound put your
sensible money where you're even keeled? Mouth is capital gains tax? Sound begun?
This sounds worse. All sounds sponsored by the Illuminati. Did you hear
something? Anyway? One of the best known and most powerful front groups for
the Illuminati is the Builderberg group. Yeah, which is not to be confused
with the Build a Bear group. These have a very different agenda of happiness
for children, and we do not need to besmirch them in any way.
I just want to make that very clear. So the Builderberg Group was created
in the nineteen fifties. Build the Bears. Okay, yeah, that would
have been a great punt too. I'm burning through the good stuff. Um
if you say builder Bear even once by accident, I own your soul.
I'll sell it back to you, but I own it all right. The
Builderberg Group was created in the nineteen fifties by Prince Bernhard of the Netherlands and
a Polish socialist by the name of Joseph Reddinger Redinger, and they have their
first meeting at the hotel Builderberg, which is how they got third. Do
she name the Council of Marriott, right? I mean, could you imagine
today the McCormick Place, guys, guys, the Peninsulas, the Conclave of
Drake, Yeah, exactly, the Sootel Cabal. We're gonna get shot so
hard. Um. So they consist of thirty nine core elades, right and
uh, but you got about like one hundred and twenty people from high finance
circles of Western Europe and the US and Canada. And they meet once a
year at a different secret location each year known as the Meadows, and they
meet to plan a world government, global army they often meet with some political
leaders thrown in there. Yeah, and they just just for spite, they
tear Teddy Bears apart, right because one time one in turn and made a
joke about build a bear, and now they just they sacrificed him, and
now they tear tear apart Teddy Bears. Another well known group, we got
the Trilateral Commission. Yeah. So Semi Secret Society founded in nineties. I
like that. The stuff that I read on here is like similar secrets.
How do you be semi secret? Right? I mean if you know about
it, it's not secret. Well, like everyone sees him coming and going,
but no one who knows who they are? All right, I'll do
that, No, which is just their way of justifying the fact that girls
didn't talk to them. No, we're not unpopular with semi secret. Wasn't
that a bad nineties band? Semi Secret? It's is now? Didn't they
seem popular? I got my own commission. I'm popular, all right.
They were founded in nineteen seventy three by David Rockefeller and Zibig new Brazinski.
I think it was Vladimir Russian mouth this is name. I think he's Polish,
So Polish Polish uh Pulski, Parogi Pan Kazimir Warsaw. If it's not
Brazinski, it's biz anyway, Zibig they call him Zibig Zibig new Um.
And they were created to hasten the establishment of a world government because apparently then
the Illuminati weren't doing it fast enough for their taste. The Trilateral Commission consists
of industrial and commercial giants of the Trilateral Nations, which are the US,
Japan, and Western Europe. And these are elites again from Freemasonry, with
two hundred members that are different from the Build a Bear group. They control
the US economy, politics, military, oil, energy, media, lobbies.
It's the stuff that that I'm through in there earlier. I know,
Here's here's my question. Maybe I'm missing something, And I mean there's been
some references to like a dictatorship. Well they are semi secret. Yeah,
maybe not. Maybe their entire agenda isn't known to me. But I mean
I can't help but think as I read about the New World Order, sounds
like a pretty good deal for them for everybody. Oh you mean just the
reasoning and just ruled by logic and no, no, just a centralized government
or the planet seems to me like that wouldn't be a bad idea. Oh
yeah, yeah, I mean, I don't mean, I'm sure there's a
ten million reasons I'm not thinking of. I am not a smart man.
Well, but it just it doesn't seem like such a bad plan, like
such a terrible goal to work towards. But what what what form of government
would they have? Um, I don't know. If it's despotism, you're
screwed. Enlightened despotism, despite its off putting name, Well, not a
bad plan, not sure, sure, but you get one bad apple in
there and there's mold everywhere. Well, that's true. And there were actually
historical uh, just before everyone starts screaming at me, no one's gonna scream
at me, but before anyone says, wait a minute, there were so
many different versions of the enlightened despot Take, for example, U Catherine the
Great of Russia was also raised and by enlightened teachers. She was a very
educated woman, and she decided that that meant that only some people should be
treated well, yeah, and especially horses. It's just that's just a scurrel
less lie. So there are a lot of different versions of that. So
you know. Obviously I don't. I don't know, but the thought of
a unified planetary government seems like a good idea. And I know it's because
I watched a lot of Star Trek. Well, I'm into that, No,
I get it. I mean, if if I were in control of
the world, it'd be a great place for everybody. Trust me, Yeah,
it'd be so awesome. I'm at it. I hope you guys like
night vision goggles. I think that's the thing. It's like, yeah,
you can have you can have a despot at the top. That's that's raining
down orders for everybody. And they can call themselves enlighten all they want.
But if if their orders are if the poor, let's have all my rich
friends come over and use all their hard work, you know, all the
peasants hard work and labor to fund our lavish everything. Thanks for all the
cotton peasants. Look at these glorious roobes we've made. We're going to burn
them when we're done. You know. I think that's what gets people scared
about the whole one world government and stright you're and it is a great,
simple question, and you nailed it right off the bat, like, well,
then what would that government be. I don't know. I just imagine
maybe this is like some sort of nascent nationalism, But I don't know.
When I think one world government was like, well, let's just call everyone
an American, and which is why that doesn't happen. I get it.
I get it, because then everybody will have the illusion of actually having a
say in what goes on in their government, right, and it'll just be
an illusion. And not everyone agrees with everybody's governments. Yeah, there's a
guy right now and around going why can't everyone just be I Ranian and just
be done with all this crazy blible black? Why why can't all girls just
cover themselves up except their eyes? Come on? I know, right,
I mean that's wrong. Yeah, I mean that's that's why. I mean,
this place is too it's too big to be saying everybody's got to do
the same thing. It's just it just makes for a really difficult Star Trek
episode, is all I'm saying. When they do come to visit US,
it's gonna be difficult. Yeah, I mean, Data is going to get
captured and probably disassembled somehow, man, and then they're gonna make friends with
some other country and it's probably gonna be the French, right, and Wharf's
gonna get made fun of. That's a given, right man. Well anyway,
so that's my problem with the New World Order. We got a little
thing called the Council on Foreign Relation. Have you heard of this? Yes,
established in nineteen seventy one, and the members are exclusively Americans and Canadians.
Apparently, apparently the CFR helps control countries in conjunction with the Royal Institute
of International Affairs in Britain. Brilliant Majestic might even be bullied, too soon
to tell, run by the Rockefellers, and the inner core of it is
apparently made up of the Order of the Skull and Bones, which is a
dark secret society at Yale University. Also, a barely entertaining movie from the
nineties was based on that The concept and their past members include such a douchelyinaries
as President President Taft. I don't know if President task was. It was
a come on a little bit too early, but Lori Frotos takes the hard
questions and we make a stand. I'm gonna tell you right now. Taft
was a real oh wait, we have a oh, we have a hard
hitting, expose a sound taft. Oh yeah, but guess who else was
in it? Bush Senior and Junior. Oh h h W and w we're
both in there as well as John Kerry, who is now tabbed to be
the next Secretary of State, also tabbed. Oh man, hard hitting,
harding. We take the stands. Only the people at the monster Duck rally
can take. Everyone's in. Good guy, moth Man, dope man.
You shut your mouth about the got cook man. It's awesome anyway, sand
Hill cranes holes that one I'll get behind. Let's talk about some of the
symbolism that that they utilize. Yeah, yeah, their favorite, I guess
they're they're one of their most popular ones, The all Singing Eye, Yes,
so popular. You may have seen this before. You may be looking
at it right now. The it's also called the eye of Providence or the
eye of Horace. That's how fireback it goals. It's one of it not
the most common symbol that they use, or at least recognizable anyway. It's
a single eye that's often surrounded by light, and it's commonly found inside of
a triangle by the Masons as well. Now you you you see this as
such things as like the CBS logo. They say, is one of these
things. You see it on the Great Seal of the US, which is
on the one dollar bill. Yep, you're used to seeing the pyramid with
the floating eye over it. That's that's the all seeing eye. Now,
now here's a fun fact here, there's a there's there's a fair amount of
disinformation. There's a fair amount of picking, picking and choosing a verified fact
about this because it is a commonly discussed Oh women, not either on a
dollar bill. At least they're commonly discussed. Where we hang out probably now
where you hang out, and be honest, you're living the better life.
I'm not. I hang out at home. A few fun facts. The
only person involved with the creation of the Great Seal that who was a member
of any of these organizations was Benjamin Franklin. Right, He was a Mason,
and his idea had nothing to do with the all seeing eye. He
was rejected. Yeah, they were like nah, thanks Ben, moving on.
And another fun fact is that the Masons did not adopt the all Seeing
eye until years after the Great Seal of the United States it was made.
And so one might even say, did you know that the Masons are secretly
the most American organization on the planet because they totally used what was completely independently
created American icon is one of their central feels. Yeah, that happened to
your voice, as you can. I just got more and more bust up
weirdo with it as I went. Now, I even read somewhere that that
said the seal, or at least the pyramid that we see on the dollar
bill wasn't even in that rendering until nineteen thirty five. Yes, yeah,
that somebody else took a swing at it. When was that? Fdr Franklin
d the design of the one dollar bill, which it was decided that they
would include the Great Seal and uh and he had some really he actually wrote
out some notes himself to make sure that it got all put together the way
he liked it. He was kind of a kind of a micromanager, well,
Fdr. Another interesting thing about the Great Seal is the motto oh upon
it, which is very commonly mistranslated. That's true to believe it is it
says new world order. This is not the case. Novus ordo ceclorum actually
translates to new order of the ages. But it's pretty close. It is
really close, but ages and world are not the same thing. And at
the time they created this makes sense. We're starting a new country with our
whole new continent here. It's literally called the New World. So did you
did you know they that wasn't the original motto on there. I think the
original model was Illuminati up in this bitch call y'all haters, And then it
was just a list of their gang handles. Little Pee, Diggy Toots,
gang banger. I can't wait till his new single drops. Everyone, we
go crazy. We're an artist named dig too. That's the best name I've
ever come up with in my life. Oh man, I have to go
buy a pet now and feed it a bunch of Oh the nobody farts.
The toots are his notes. He likes the brass. Yeah, you keep
telling people that Diggytotes not a gangster name. Whoops. The original motto was
Deo favente parnus, which means these hips don't lie. No, no,
that's deo shakira parnis with God's favor or God favor ring. But then one
of the Illuminati was like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa. We are enlightened. Ye, that's right. Let's let's change
us up here. Let's change it to and knew it to coeptus. He
has favored our undertaking, he being God. They're they're diggy toutes. It
could be I'm gonna come back to the one dollar bill because there are there
there's more, bud, Wait, there's more to that one. We're mentioned
in the all seeing eye. Sometimes you'll see celebrities encircle their eye with their
finger, their index finger and their thumb and then have the three fingers up
as in like you probably know it as like okay, right, everything's okay,
but they'll put it over their eye. You see that in a lot
of music industry artists, but you also see it in like models and actors
and things like that. Yeah, and you know, if they're doing photoshoots,
sometimes they'll throw one of those up. Now, a lot of people
have said, well they're doing that because they all saying ah, and that's
just the Sitanic symbol. Yeah, there's there's there's nothing more that the the
Illuminati is more involved with than thirty six year old women who weigh ninety eight
pounds that are cooked out of their brains like these are our tools people.
Well, I mean the funny thing is they kind of are because that's what
little girls listen to. That's true. That's true. God, they're so
smart, they're good. There's also there's also pyramid on that dollar bill.
Triangles and pyramids those are those are big symbols that that they like to throw
around. Uh, and they those denote things like hierarchy. Uh. They're
found in ancient occultism and including the kabbalah Um pyramids. Man like people every
all these groups. They were just so in love with the Egyptians. Yeah,
well you can't get away from it. I mean every everything out there
has has something in terms of three fart Because why Dicky Tune's first album was
called too it's uncommon. What happens. I couldn't even do that with as
a point if I wanted to do. It was him and his friends in
front of a Pyramidot's uncommon. Okay, all right, great, well there's
there's our T shirt. I have no reason for loving that as much as
featuring ludicrous. That's right. So you you you see this this triangle.
Slibs also like to hold up their hands next to each other. Palms,
palms facing out with their thumb tips touching and their index fingers touching and they
make a triangle in between there. That's something you see a lot you don't.
I don't see it a lot. I see. Jay Z's a big
fan of that one. Got his wife doing it DDP Diamond Dallas Page he
was he was, oh man, yeah, yes, and then also the
superstars of WWF Wrestling. But um, I mean, triangles are everywhere in
logos, and this is another one of one of those instances where it's like,
well, are you just kind of you know, pulling teeth to get
this symbolism of squares and circles. They're they're they're shapes. They're shapes,
fundamental shapes of things. But I mean, you got Adidas, you got
a O L. You see it even in like cat caterpillar just the abbreviation
cat has a has a little golden triangle on the bottom of it. Yeah
you can, I mean you can't say, like, well, you know,
black is the color of satanists, right, right, so every time
you see black, you know that that's a satanic thing. Shadow is a
satanic part of you, right, That's that you just it doesn't work that
way. Yeah, I mean anyway, Well, if it's a stepped pyramid,
it usually has thirteen steps. If it's an Illuminati symbol, now,
the number thirteen is prominent in Illuminati symbolism. Thirteen families, thirteen families.
That's uh, and uh it's got a cult of importance too. And we
mentioned some of this stuff in our Superstritions episode. The number thirteen, um
one plus three is four. You get you get a cube, which is
you know, um, well, important to the Masons for one thing,
but well for structural reasons, I want to strictual. Sure. Yeah,
and then you get these thirteen bloodlines. Well, let's let's jump back on
the dollar bill here. Okay, how many stars does the seal have with
with the with the Eagle? Thirteen, that's right. How many how many
olive leaves does it have? Thirteen? Oh, that's true. How many
olives just playing olives does it have? Thirteen? Correct? How many arrows
thirteen stripes? Thirteen? How many steps on the pyramid thirteen, you're correct.
How many letters in annuit coeptus the motto thirteen? That's correct. You're
so good at this, I am. I'm the best that's ever been.
That's that's really great. Thirteen is plastic down the dollar bill. How many
tracks on Diggy Toot's first album, thirteen twelve with a hidden track A nice
now, of course, yeah, there's a good reason for that. Of
course, everybody's gonna say thirteen. Who gives That's how many colonies we had.
And that's what all this means. That's why we do it six or
seven times on the dollar bill. Yeah, we really want you to know
that thirteen was part of America and it's just part of the coquettish nature of
a secret society that we never made a thirteen dollar bill. I look forward
to that. But here's one other fun fake look at the Look at the
old left side of the dollar, the dollar bill with a great seal,
the pyramid, Yes, all seeing and stuff. It was supposed to be
on the right side. Roosevelt was like, no, thank you, but
there, now take you take your little take your eyeballs there and draw a
pinagram on the left seal. Okay, upside down, now upside down the
star. The star has to be upside down. Do we have any judas
priests we could listen to while we're down this they were satanic, right close
enough? All right, Yes, I just did it. What letters?
Did this? The points of that star touch D I, G G Y
T O T. Oh my god, No, they don't touch diggy tootes.
Don't nobody touch diggy tootes. You can't touch. You can't touch.
Uh No, you drawn upside down star on there you get M A S
O N. Wow, you see it? Yeah, I mean all right,
So so it's a bit of a stretch. It's not geometrically perfect.
It's not we did. It's not we did. We did a crafts project
on a dollar bill. Now I'm holding Satan's dollar Awesome, which was the
name of the hidden track cutting ticket to its album. I can't leave it
alone. I'm so so pleased with myself with that. But I mean,
if if you if you strong arm a pentagram on that seal, you do
spell out in Mason. Also, if you just circle the letters M A
S O N as you find them on the dollar, oh my god,
that's also spells Mason. Yep. Uh. Speaking of the pentagram, of
course, that's an ancient occult symbol. It's used in black magic. It's
it's found everywhere. It's it's in all ancient cultures. It's and you know,
it's it's all over the place, sometimes referred to as a pentacle by
the people who spell magic with the c K. If if it's if it's
turned upright so that the it looks like a you know, regular star one
point at the top, yeah, uh, then it's used for good.
It's white magic. If it's turned upside down and then one point is at
the bottom, it's black magic. It's used for bad. It's representative of
the material world and the human Masterio would apparently and um, yeah, it's
it's uh use a lot in Satanic crituals for one thing, which leads us
into the number six sixty six, which the Illuminati apparently loves for because it's
the mark of the beast. If if you don't know about it, go
back listen to our podcast Podcalypse episode Also if you want to hear more about
the beast Alistair Crowley, that's a say his last name episode one. People
in Hebrew six sixty six, they they substituted letters for numbers that we talked
about that also in the Podcalypse episode yeah ff vvv or www weird right now
the Hebrew character for the why I assume that the the Hebrew people would would
be using the Arabic alphabet. Oh yeah. The Brew symbol is almost like
if you if you take an ill and just flip it one hundred and eighty
degrees and then write Satan on it, well then it's satan. Then it's
satanic. The funny thing is the Monster Energy drink they say is an Illuminati
a thing. Well, it's definitely bad for you. Well, I'm turning
your kidneys to raisins. People, stop drinking that garbage. The logo for
it looks like three of these Hebrew symbols, kind of also lightning bolty kind
of things. They're saying that this Monster Energy drink is just blatant six six
six. It's just kind of hidden symbolism from the Illuminati. That well,
that beverage is the devil. Do you know what their slogan is, no
Unleash the Beast? Sweet weird. Right, I'm into that now, that's
that's a lot of fun. But they say they hide six sixty six in
in a lot of logos and things corporations and stuff. Google chrome uh is
apparently three sixes all encircling each other. Um, the Disney signature Walt Disney
has three sixes in it. One of the lesser houses of the illuminati.
Yeah true, but yeah they say that that that's that's you know, one
of their favorite things. That's that's out there hidden now there are there's a
there's other symbolism of course. Um, they've got things like owls. Owls
are big for them, serpents, the sign of the devil. You know
that you see at rock concerts people doing that with their hands the right just
a rising sun apparently ba famet. Oh yeah, that's a big goat headed
yea a demon. Um. So, I mean we're not gonna go over
every every single one of these. Those are the heavy hitters there. Uh.
Owls also correspond to the Bohemian Grove, which which again an episode did
it self. Any of these things, I mean the build a bear Bears
can be uh like to take this opportunity to announce our New Year's Musical episode.
Do you think it's going to be playing the new Yest Musical episode?
I know who? I hope it's gonna be playing Who? Harry Connick Jr.
No, this podcast only has one house band. It's dropping the ball
like it's hot since twelve. Right, I'm gonna I'm gonna through a list
of goals that that may sum up what what the Illuminati want to accomplish.
We pulled this directly off of the Illuminati's Pinterest site. I mean, for
real, let's let's get real for a moment. Let's get dougietoots for a
moment. Like, there are so many websites out there that have information that
that claim they know everything about the Illuminati. Ye, there's so many YouTube
videos out there. At some point, we kind of had to pick and
choose what what we're going to talk about in this episode. Yeah, not
all of it's going to be you know, a grade A beef here.
Some of it's gonna be pink slime that might be getting into that area right
now. Well that you know what is Anyone who's ever been to a fast
food chain knows the pink slime is the best tasting stuff. Yep. If
you slather there some thousand island dressing on that, oh man, pink slime
with pink slime sauce, yes please. Another important fact here, huge props
to the Illuminati conspiracists because while there are just misillion web pages there, for
the most part, very well laid out, and they're they're easy to navigate,
um consistent fonts, easy to read. Could could some of you just
talk to the channelers some of the Illuminati people go to a convention, help
some channelers out because just the the I mean, and maybe it's the nature
of the work the channelers, they're just pulling things out of the ether,
you know, it's a not a very They're just working through it, whereas
the Illuminati people are doing a lot of fact digging. They have library cards.
You maybe they're just used to working through this. But the quality of
websites the Illuminati just crushes the channelers. It's true. Channelers, you guys
need to keep kid catch up getting the game. Anyway. Yeah, sorry,
it was important, it had to be said. It's a good it's
a good point. I agree. Yeah. The websites, while some of
them had kind of a GeoCities feel, they were still easy to read,
like you said, and I did enjoy that. So many of the websites
said, you know, these are the secrets that no one wants you to
know. So the Illuminati band from YouTube. Yeah, the Illuminati controls everything
on the planet except for the GeoCities websites. Maybe it's it's beyond their reach.
You can't touch as illuminati. I mean that that is true. Now,
some some some theorists would say they're letting this information stay out there for
disinformation. So or so it puts up a good front to be for people
to say, oh, you guys are crazy, there's no such thing as
Illuminati. I'm not going to listen to your dribble. You know. It's
like the Illuminati don't care because people don't take them seriously. Yeah, that's
true. And there's plenty of disinformants out there that will infiltrate an organization just
to act like, you know, an hole and you know, but we're
I want to assure you the listener that we're the real deal. And yeah,
maybe suddenly we received a large amount of money completely unrelated to anything we've
been doing. Maybe we're driving around hover cars that you're not going to get
to even hear about in a magazine for another ten years. Unrelated. Maybe
I've got power laces on my nikes. Oh man, I should have asked
for that. I went for a hover car. I want to choose that
tied themselves. I'm glad I got the self drying coat, though, what
you have to use your hand? That's like a baby's toys. Okay,
So here here are some goals, all right, again pulled from one of
these, one of these finely crafted geocity sides. Uh, so take them,
take them with some salt. Here the use of the ideas of freedom
to bring about class warfare astress, not actual freedom. Their rights this this
being the Illuminati's rights lie in force. Uh. Their goal one goal is
to remain invisible until undermining them is impossible because they control everything, right.
They advocate a mob of mentality in order to control the masses. I think,
I think you can see some of that. Tao Tea Party promote the
use of alcohol, drugs, moral corruption, and vice to corrupt the youth
of the world. Corrupted the youth. They seize private property by any means
necessary. Wealth is used to choose candidates for public office. That's man.
Uh. They control the press, that's that's a goal which is probably accomplished.
A goal is to create financial panic, unemployment, hunger, and food
shortage. They want to establish huge monopolies. But you know, understandable,
Yeah, I mean it's a game. They want to decrease the world population
to five hundred million, whoa down from the current seven billion. That is,
that's ambitious. Yeah, you know, I read a little bit about
this. Actually, Um there's a lot of discussion about a plan for air
burst biological weapons to achieve that end. For a manned kind? How do
you? How do you escape that? You don't? But they're they're the
new world order. Man. They've thought of everything. Yeah, except for
GeoCities. What's the other one? Angel fire? Al? I mean that's
why they built that stuff under d I A. Yeah, they can get
away with Yeah, they can deploy it. They want to build up armaments
with police and soldiers, so they have their own standing omory yep and stuff
martial law. They want to teach the youth of the world false theories and
principles and schools. Well, man, I could have told you that.
Man. My teachers were fully man. They were trying to like, I
know what's up, and I was like, no, man, you don't
know. You've been there. I'm the one with his finger on the polls.
Man, that'll work, I'll do. That's what I got here.
Again. They've gotten an agenda. They control everything. I say, sit
back and enjoy the ride. If you meet someone of the opposite sex with
any of the aforementioned last names, and I'm not saying it's necessarily one of
the Rockefellers, but it couldn't hurt to marry them as fast as possible.
Why not get in? You know, maybe they won't even like you,
but at least you'll be on the escape craft to orbit to the entire planet
they've created as a second planet to live ride, and you'll get your hands
licked clean every day. Um. Yeah, So that's that's the Illuminati in
a huge, shadowy nutshell. That's right. So so how about some puns.
Oh, I am so ready, I'm gonna lead off. I'm bringing
the heat right off the tip here with the first ever ripped from the headlines
pun. All right, Lou mal Naughties Pizza. It's an Illuminati pizza place
called Lou Mal Naughties Pizza. Diabolical. It's brilliant. That is an actual
pizza chain here in Chicago. It's true if it feature is very good.
Some people incorrectly say the best deep dish pizza. It's very good though.
Um, but yeah, it's an actual chain called lou Malati's pizza, which
come on, what do you want? It's right out there in the open.
Yeah, it's slapping you in the face. Ye. Not not the
best pizza. Some people say Giardano's is the best deep dish in Chicago.
I disagree with that. So we have our opinions and they're great. Lets.
I got one here. It's a doctor's office called the Trilateral Physician.
See I like that one. That's a really good one. I have put
a saddle on a horse. I'm gonna keep on riding it. Oh gee,
let me guess what the horse's name is. No, no, no,
Niggy Dudes is safe here? No, no, no. It's a
promotion from Lumel Naughties Pizza, trying to build up their customer base. So
you get twenty percent off from making a new world order see uns where you
don't change a single word. That's my new expertise, man, The singer
writes itself. Um, I've got a lingerie shop called Illuminati. Oh try
our new bloodline collection. Okay, okay, okay. I do have a
have another one, another one. It's an album. It was a collaborative
album. I'm sort of a follow up in the Spirit of Dicky Toots second
album where he actually decided to work with Chicago based rap star and actor Common,
called Toots in Common. It's a sweet album featuring the big breakout hit
you know, Teaches is Wrong? Depopulating, Depopulating. Yeah, it's a
great album. DIGGI Toots. Can't wait till that drops. I do have
one pun? Oh okay, oh yeah, sorry, we've got listener puns.
My mistake. That's right, here's the sound children and Joelia their hands.
We got another one from a super fan. Bahama mama. Oh,
she's our Caribbean queen. This one sorry, Caribbean queen. I yeah,
man, that's how it's pronounced properly. This this was from our Apocalypse episode
when we were talking about the Mayans and the Yucatan Peninsula and all that stuff.
The Yucatan Peninsula. Yeah, just making sure that's what you said.
So, she says. An Australian visits a hunter in North Dakota while said
hunter is dressing a deer and tells him you could tan that hide, mate,
Oh from the you could tan peninsula? Right? Yeah, thank you,
baamam ship in the same name. I don't know why. I love
the specifics of North Dakota. I don't know why, but I love the
specifics of you know what. Anyone can paint a picture, but Bahama Mama
is creating a tableau. It's like a diorama. She yeah, she makes
the art in the Bahama Mama diorama. Yeah she even. Yeah, she's
painting. She's given us a whole world, a realm to run around in.
That's true. Respect that, that's true. The rest of you need
to catch up. Yes, seriously, step up. She is a smoke
in y'alls. Yeah, well I think that's uh. I think I've rung
myself dry. Oh man, yeah, lore without going to huge specifics about
stuff, you know, that's the thing. I mean. I hope,
I hope you found this satisfying because it is is enormous and we just wanted
to give people kind of a foundation. Yeah. Nice, nice taste.
Yeah, sampler sampler of pound cake of Illuminati pound cake. Anyway, I
don't know, hug your loved ones. I'm not gonna Jerry Spring or the
ending of these things. Yeah, why why wasted? I have been David
the shadow Flora. Oh you stole mine? You really? Yeah? I
know, Okay, that's fine, it's fine. I don't I don't need
to be that. All I need is a few seconds to think of the
other thing that I'm going to be. Oh, I am David the puppet
Master. Yeah, no, dance, we both have movies. Great,
hey bye, Hello, good huck. All right, let's set back to
the build a beer group. I just want to love you. I want
to love the entire planet. One giant hug for everyone, all of mankind,
held under my soft soft aw. Now take a nap mankind, Take
a nap h