WEBVTT 1 00:00:32.719 --> 00:00:39.520 Oh hello, all right, welcome to Blurry Photos. I'm I'm Navid Stecco, 2 00:00:39.920 --> 00:00:44.000 I am David Flora, and we hope that you're doing well this week. 3 00:00:44.320 --> 00:00:47.880 Yeah, I hope, I hope everything is. Everything's great with you. 4 00:00:48.280 --> 00:00:54.240 We had planned on doing this episode about the Illuminati. Yeah, but 5 00:00:54.240 --> 00:00:59.159 which is They're not real. There's there's nothing to it that we we we 6 00:00:59.280 --> 00:01:04.680 have decided through our own will. There's no coercion that we should do something 7 00:01:04.760 --> 00:01:10.239 meaningful and something that you like. So talking about the Illuminati, um is 8 00:01:10.280 --> 00:01:14.120 a waste of time because they don't they don't exist, and they um. 9 00:01:15.280 --> 00:01:21.799 I love my family so much. Um. If if you're hearing this, 10 00:01:22.280 --> 00:01:26.439 if you can get a letter to my parents, just tell them, tell 11 00:01:26.480 --> 00:01:38.319 them coconuts. Oh god. Um uh so the space space we have Nicola 12 00:01:38.359 --> 00:01:45.000 Chesla uh. In an interview with Laser Beams, I made some cookies last 13 00:01:45.000 --> 00:01:52.519 week. Good lord. That went on. That that went on for as 14 00:01:52.560 --> 00:01:59.400 long as it did. Hey, everybody, it's Blurry Photos. I am 15 00:01:59.439 --> 00:02:07.239 then coerced David Flora, and I am the Indomitable David's Taco, the indefatigable. 16 00:02:07.680 --> 00:02:10.080 It's right, we're not We're not gonna We're not gonna let an organization 17 00:02:10.360 --> 00:02:15.080 bully us just because they control everything. Ever, yeah, until they do. 18 00:02:15.199 --> 00:02:19.319 Look at my credit scored. Tough, guys. You can't kill the 19 00:02:19.400 --> 00:02:21.919 thing. It's already dead. What do you hey, I know how to 20 00:02:22.000 --> 00:02:25.479 barter. How are you gonna take that away? For real? Zies, 21 00:02:25.560 --> 00:02:30.680 Illuminati, the Secret Society, the Unseen Hand. That's right, puppet Master 22 00:02:30.800 --> 00:02:38.120 for which we were all dancing every day. This is another really really thick 23 00:02:38.199 --> 00:02:45.199 pound cake to be eaten for a for a show subject here that is a 24 00:02:45.319 --> 00:02:52.159 deliciously, deliciously obscene metaphor. So let's let's just jump on in. Let's 25 00:02:52.199 --> 00:02:55.639 just let's do this. Who cares? Break break it down? Give us 26 00:02:55.639 --> 00:02:59.560 a general like, what are we looking at here? Well, I'll tell 27 00:02:59.599 --> 00:03:05.120 you what. Uh this this is probably a pretty a caveat, because you 28 00:03:05.159 --> 00:03:08.120 know how caveats aren't usually it's too salty, and I think it's just for 29 00:03:08.240 --> 00:03:15.080 rich people. But this, this is such a dense subject that any anything 30 00:03:15.120 --> 00:03:20.400 that we talk about could have its own episode. Right today, We're gonna 31 00:03:20.400 --> 00:03:25.400 try to generalize the organization known as the Illuminati, the shadowy group known as 32 00:03:25.439 --> 00:03:29.759 the Illuminati, as much as we can. Yeah, just to to at 33 00:03:29.840 --> 00:03:32.159 least get the base information out there. Well, this is one of those 34 00:03:32.199 --> 00:03:36.919 those subjects that you kind of you hear it referenced. Um, you know, 35 00:03:36.960 --> 00:03:38.800 it's a fun b plot in a lot of movies, you know, 36 00:03:38.879 --> 00:03:43.520 like, oh, because of the Illuminati. But there's there's never really a 37 00:03:43.560 --> 00:03:46.159 hell of a lot of time or thought given to saying, well, what 38 00:03:46.439 --> 00:03:50.639 aside from the shadowy pup, you know, or a government of the world, 39 00:03:50.639 --> 00:03:52.800 like, no one knows what they are, where they came from. 40 00:03:52.840 --> 00:03:54.280 Why do we even have the concept of it? Right? A lot of 41 00:03:54.280 --> 00:03:58.680 people just to generally assume that, you know, you know, when they 42 00:03:58.680 --> 00:04:01.879 say Illuminati, that you know what they're they're referencing. Yeah, But for 43 00:04:01.919 --> 00:04:04.759 those of you who don't, hey, here we go, this is this 44 00:04:04.800 --> 00:04:09.439 is what this is for. You're pre welcome, You're pre welcomed. So 45 00:04:10.000 --> 00:04:18.160 the Illuminati plural of the Latin illuminatas, which means enlightened ones Illuminati. Historically 46 00:04:18.360 --> 00:04:24.519 it refers to the Bavarian Illuminati, a secret society that was founded on May 47 00:04:24.639 --> 00:04:30.120 first, seventeen seventy six. M Today it's widely used. The term Illuminati 48 00:04:30.240 --> 00:04:38.800 is widely used in reference to an alleged shadowy conspiratorial organization which controls world affairs 49 00:04:38.920 --> 00:04:46.120 behind the scenes through governments and corporations. And sometimes it's used synonymously with the 50 00:04:46.240 --> 00:04:49.439 New World Order. Yep, that there's your your, your overall, uh 51 00:04:50.680 --> 00:04:56.720 what are they gads? Exactly and now and this comes up in pop culture 52 00:04:57.040 --> 00:05:00.279 all over the place. There you know, what was the the Nicholas Cage 53 00:05:00.319 --> 00:05:06.759 movie Treasure National Treasures. That's in there, Oh dude, Dan Brown made 54 00:05:06.800 --> 00:05:11.480 all of his money in the universe off of this kind of thing. But 55 00:05:11.519 --> 00:05:16.439 also sometimes to hilarious effect, the Scottish dad's diatribe from so I married an 56 00:05:16.480 --> 00:05:20.959 exemer? Oh you know, and as the pentavert made up of the sixth 57 00:05:21.000 --> 00:05:29.160 most wealthiest families in the world, the Ruth Child's the Giddies, that's the 58 00:05:29.199 --> 00:05:36.120 same thing. That's such a great movie. So it's good and so you 59 00:05:36.160 --> 00:05:40.199 get you get these these weird references to it, and we thought it was 60 00:05:40.199 --> 00:05:44.439 a good idea just to go through the methodology of it, right because we 61 00:05:44.480 --> 00:05:48.000 have referenced them time and time again. So that thus far in our journey 62 00:05:48.079 --> 00:05:58.519 with you into the unknown, that was it was a lot less lame in 63 00:05:58.600 --> 00:06:04.360 my head. Um, So so yeah, let's let's dive into these guys 64 00:06:04.439 --> 00:06:11.560 really and pick them apart as generally, not two picked apart, because again, 65 00:06:13.199 --> 00:06:15.920 there's so much calories in this in this pound cake. You it's you're 66 00:06:15.959 --> 00:06:19.800 not letting this pound cake go. It's a pound cake of conspiracy here. 67 00:06:19.800 --> 00:06:24.920 Well, the one end, the first slice off the pound cake is completely 68 00:06:25.079 --> 00:06:30.839 established fact. The Bavarian Illuminati started May first, seventeen seventy six in sweet, 69 00:06:30.879 --> 00:06:34.199 sweet deutsch Land, yep engle Shot, Germany, modeled on the Freemasons, 70 00:06:34.720 --> 00:06:39.199 and it was started by a fellow by the name of Adam Weisshopped. 71 00:06:39.360 --> 00:06:45.160 It included a small group of free thinkers from the Enlightenment Enlightenment period, and 72 00:06:45.800 --> 00:06:50.319 they had branches in most European countries with about three to four thousand members, 73 00:06:50.600 --> 00:06:55.199 many of which were taken from the Masons. Yeah, they you know that 74 00:06:55.279 --> 00:06:59.519 there was a very h there's a little like mindedness to it. This was 75 00:06:59.560 --> 00:07:04.279 the time when secret societies were all the rage. Yeah, and in seventeen 76 00:07:04.319 --> 00:07:10.360 eighty four the Bavarian government decided to ban all secret societies. They got a 77 00:07:10.399 --> 00:07:13.279 little little too well. I actually, you know what, I did a 78 00:07:13.279 --> 00:07:16.879 little work on this. They became what we now refer to as an enlightened 79 00:07:16.879 --> 00:07:23.319 despotism. Was their government also called an enlightened monarchy. So the ruler at 80 00:07:23.319 --> 00:07:28.800 the time, Carl Theodore, also a child of the Enlightenment, considered himself 81 00:07:28.800 --> 00:07:33.240 an intellectual. It appealed to reason and rational rationale, I should say, 82 00:07:33.439 --> 00:07:38.279 and this is a great thing. So you have these groups that are forming 83 00:07:38.319 --> 00:07:43.439 secret societies devoted to rational thought. Yeah, Now, Carl Theodore, being 84 00:07:43.480 --> 00:07:46.319 a rational man himself, said, why on earth do you need robes in 85 00:07:46.360 --> 00:07:53.279 a secret society to promote rational beliefs and to aid the common good? And 86 00:07:53.360 --> 00:07:59.240 so, being an enlightened man himself, he banished the secret societies of Enlightenment, 87 00:08:01.399 --> 00:08:05.240 which is kind of a great it's a kind of a brilliant dick move. 88 00:08:05.600 --> 00:08:09.319 Yeah. Yeah, and it was it was an edict that that he 89 00:08:09.399 --> 00:08:15.519 sent out. But there was also some internal angst that was already kind of 90 00:08:16.000 --> 00:08:22.160 leading to, uh, some strife within the Bavarian Illuminati at the time anyway. 91 00:08:22.360 --> 00:08:24.920 Yeah, they were already starting to kind of fray a little bit. 92 00:08:24.040 --> 00:08:31.759 Yeah. Now, several sources say apparently that the Bavarian Illuminati survived that in 93 00:08:31.840 --> 00:08:37.559 some form or another, and uh, since then, several groups that describe 94 00:08:37.600 --> 00:08:45.240 themselves as Illuminati have been founded or at least used the names or practices similar 95 00:08:45.320 --> 00:08:48.919 to what they used. For example, the ot o, the ordo temporary 96 00:08:48.960 --> 00:08:58.720 orientis that we have we spoke about back in the old Alistair Crowley episode Crowley. 97 00:08:58.159 --> 00:09:05.360 That's how you say that there have been several unrelated historical groups like I 98 00:09:05.399 --> 00:09:09.519 just said, that have gone by this name. The Illuminati, the modern 99 00:09:09.559 --> 00:09:15.559 conspiratorial organization may have roots, you know, even even farther back than the 100 00:09:15.600 --> 00:09:20.039 Bavarian Illuminati that was founded here. Here's here's just a short list of some 101 00:09:20.120 --> 00:09:24.720 of the groups through history that have called themselves Illuminati or at least had the 102 00:09:24.759 --> 00:09:30.440 same principles. Fourteenth century you've got the Brethren of the Free Spirit. The 103 00:09:30.480 --> 00:09:37.440 fifteenth century, the Alumbrados of Spain. The seventeenth century we've got the Illuminai 104 00:09:37.600 --> 00:09:45.360 of France and the Rosicrucians which claimed templar herita yes. And then eighteenth century 105 00:09:45.399 --> 00:09:50.320 we get French Martinists. Now, most of these groups had common ties such 106 00:09:50.320 --> 00:09:56.639 as free thought, eclectic ideas, occultism, and an almost fanatical devotion to 107 00:09:56.679 --> 00:10:05.000 the pope o esoteric principles and possessing arcane information that's not generally available, but 108 00:10:05.639 --> 00:10:11.120 none of them you can put your finger on as as being able to say, 109 00:10:11.240 --> 00:10:16.720 this is a shadowy, secret society that is aiming to control the world 110 00:10:16.720 --> 00:10:20.879 and world affairs for their own ends. Right. And I keep in mind 111 00:10:20.879 --> 00:10:24.399 the timing of this for a long time. If you, if you did 112 00:10:24.840 --> 00:10:31.399 choose to publicly be a proponent of rational thought, of of logic of science, 113 00:10:33.159 --> 00:10:35.600 you you kind of did have to hide. And these these these organizations 114 00:10:35.600 --> 00:10:39.159 are cropping up at the end of this this era. Today, however, 115 00:10:39.600 --> 00:10:45.480 this subject is rife with conspiracy. Right. It's one of those magnificent reading 116 00:10:45.480 --> 00:10:50.120 grounds where there is little known and it's a shadow organization. It's super secret, 117 00:10:50.279 --> 00:10:52.759 so you can say whatever you want and say, oh, I figured 118 00:10:52.759 --> 00:10:56.639 it out right, And a lot of times there could be some evidence, 119 00:10:56.679 --> 00:11:01.600 but a lot of times it's kind of ammed down your throat as being evidence. 120 00:11:03.720 --> 00:11:07.080 Sometimes there's evidence that's very much like, well that that kind of makes 121 00:11:07.120 --> 00:11:11.559 sense, that yeah, that's really suspicious. So yeah, it's it's a 122 00:11:11.600 --> 00:11:16.240 grab bag of of conspiracy. It's it's a happy it's like Halloween night of 123 00:11:16.600 --> 00:11:20.200 conspiracy. You go out and you just collect all these these little parts of 124 00:11:20.240 --> 00:11:22.559 the conspiracy as treats, and you bring them home and you just gorge yourself 125 00:11:22.600 --> 00:11:26.480 on, arrange them into the shape of a pentagram, and boom, you're 126 00:11:26.480 --> 00:11:28.840 off to the races. Quite simply, though, the theory of the modern 127 00:11:30.200 --> 00:11:35.200 malevolent Illuminati is that there's a group of the super rich power elite with an 128 00:11:35.240 --> 00:11:41.000 ambition to create a slave society. They are the the super wealthy. Like 129 00:11:41.840 --> 00:11:46.159 you get your your Forbes Top one hundred or whatever, however many they have 130 00:11:46.200 --> 00:11:50.960 on the Forbes list, I really pay attention to that crap. You get 131 00:11:50.000 --> 00:11:54.200 that list and they're not even on there because they're there's so much richer. 132 00:11:54.480 --> 00:11:58.159 Yeah. Absolutely. As a matter of fact, there are considered to be 133 00:11:58.279 --> 00:12:05.480 in this mythology the thirteen central families wealthiest families, and uh davy, could 134 00:12:05.480 --> 00:12:09.080 you list those families, perhaps with a Scottish accent for fun? All right, 135 00:12:09.120 --> 00:12:16.240 I'll do that. The thirteen families may be the Astairs, the Bundies, 136 00:12:16.799 --> 00:12:24.000 the Collins, the Dupots, the Fremans, the Canadas, the Laze 137 00:12:24.639 --> 00:12:33.360 that's l i S as in Chinese Lees, the Anasis, the Rockafellers, 138 00:12:33.519 --> 00:12:39.279 the roths Childs, the Russells, the van Dines, and the Mera Vungeans, 139 00:12:39.960 --> 00:12:43.840 and to a lesser extent, the Reynolds, the Disneys, the Croups 140 00:12:45.080 --> 00:12:50.480 and the McDonald McDonald's. Good on them. That's a clan that's made it. 141 00:12:52.240 --> 00:13:00.120 Wait to keep up, fight your way to the top McDonald's. And 142 00:13:00.159 --> 00:13:07.279 I believe that it was one omission of the cardinal. He's his own family. 143 00:13:09.919 --> 00:13:13.879 Yeah. So having all this wealth, I mean, it's it's you 144 00:13:13.879 --> 00:13:16.679 know, it's more. It's more money than than God could pee on. 145 00:13:16.080 --> 00:13:22.600 And they it makes them above the law. Basically they don't aren't the law. 146 00:13:22.279 --> 00:13:26.679 They're driven by power, money and control of people, you know, 147 00:13:26.720 --> 00:13:33.360 all your classic greed and all that junk. And they and with one final 148 00:13:33.519 --> 00:13:37.679 goal in mind. And what's that that would be? Um sort of an 149 00:13:37.720 --> 00:13:43.519 older, shabbier world somewhat disorder. No, No, a brand spanking new 150 00:13:43.759 --> 00:13:52.000 world order. That's right, thundersound. Yeah, it earned it, absolutely 151 00:13:52.000 --> 00:14:01.320 earned that cash registers down. I think it earned interest on that, saving 152 00:14:01.360 --> 00:14:18.159 money responsibly. Sound, that's just how you thought. So part of this 153 00:14:18.279 --> 00:14:22.399 conspiracy is that the iliminary of our occult practitioners, who have been around for 154 00:14:22.600 --> 00:14:28.240 thousands of years, they had plenty of time to hone their game. Uh, 155 00:14:28.399 --> 00:14:31.879 they take stuff from all kinds of of ancient practices, they blend and 156 00:14:31.919 --> 00:14:37.679 mix. Uh. Again, a lot of the stuff sounds familiar from the 157 00:14:37.840 --> 00:14:41.080 from the Curley episode are our first episode that we did. Go back and 158 00:14:41.159 --> 00:14:46.559 listen to that, because he, you know, he was able to create 159 00:14:46.639 --> 00:14:50.720 his own uh stuff, you know when when he wanted to his own orders 160 00:14:50.720 --> 00:14:54.559 and things like that, uh, based on a mixing of like, well, 161 00:14:54.600 --> 00:14:58.519 I this part of the practice is stupid. I'm going to make a 162 00:14:58.600 --> 00:15:01.039 new part. I know. I'm so intelligent. I know what I'm doing 163 00:15:01.039 --> 00:15:05.519 so much. I'm going to create this new part of this new hierarchy and 164 00:15:05.559 --> 00:15:07.879 this and that. And there's there's something really fascinating about that too, Like 165 00:15:09.080 --> 00:15:13.039 this era of secret societies and by air, I mean you know a few 166 00:15:13.120 --> 00:15:16.960 hundred years where this is going on. But there was like almost this this 167 00:15:16.240 --> 00:15:22.399 modular theology where there is just this big bag grab of the occult or or 168 00:15:22.440 --> 00:15:26.919 of ancient knowledge, and you could just pick and choose the ones you want 169 00:15:26.960 --> 00:15:30.159 and just kind of paste and cut and clip them all together and then at 170 00:15:30.200 --> 00:15:33.480 the end of it say, I've created the order of the eternal Sideways Phoenix, 171 00:15:33.679 --> 00:15:41.559 join me. I love that order have you seen their standard? But 172 00:15:41.600 --> 00:15:43.960 it's but there is a right that is a really kind of unique thing, 173 00:15:45.360 --> 00:15:48.159 and you see it cropping up all over the place for a few hundred years 174 00:15:48.159 --> 00:15:52.679 of these secret societies who just kind of pick and choose and from each other, 175 00:15:52.720 --> 00:15:56.120 they borrow heavily from each other, they form something new. They're part 176 00:15:56.159 --> 00:16:00.639 of different, multiple, multiple societies. Some people are there's a very very 177 00:16:00.720 --> 00:16:06.080 biological Uh yeah, there's a very organic nature to it that you don't you 178 00:16:06.120 --> 00:16:10.840 don't see in a lot of other religious systems. Just that all these smaller 179 00:16:10.840 --> 00:16:14.159 groups all feeding off each other. So weird. Why do you think that 180 00:16:14.519 --> 00:16:18.200 there was such a blossoming of secret societies? I mean, I know that 181 00:16:18.240 --> 00:16:22.200 there have been secret societies throughout the ages. What what do you think drives 182 00:16:22.480 --> 00:16:26.639 a person or a group of people to want to be a part of that? 183 00:16:26.200 --> 00:16:32.159 Honestly? Boredom? I really do? You know, look at the 184 00:16:32.159 --> 00:16:36.600 people who are creating these societies. There's the intellectuals and stuff. Yeah, 185 00:16:36.600 --> 00:16:41.000 the intellectuals. These are people who went to college, meaning their family could 186 00:16:41.039 --> 00:16:42.879 afford to send them to college, meaning they don't have to work. They 187 00:16:42.879 --> 00:16:48.399 can spend their days wandering the libraries looking for the weirdest tombs they can find. 188 00:16:49.039 --> 00:16:53.679 Um. These rich people peasants don't get involved with this, they have 189 00:16:53.879 --> 00:16:59.720 other things to do. Um That you don't see a lot of working class 190 00:17:00.279 --> 00:17:03.720 societies and over over time, you know, the Masons are open to everyone. 191 00:17:03.799 --> 00:17:07.480 But considering that you and I as we sit in here, give like 192 00:17:07.599 --> 00:17:14.599 our lifestyle is better than the aristocracy of four hundred years ago, three hundred 193 00:17:14.680 --> 00:17:18.880 years ago. As far as I know, we are both completely parasite free. 194 00:17:18.359 --> 00:17:21.759 Maybe we don't get to have as much weird sex as they did. 195 00:17:21.960 --> 00:17:26.039 Well, but and I also I also don't have anybody to clean the feces 196 00:17:26.039 --> 00:17:33.640 bucket from the whole. Yeah, you're gonna do something about that versa. 197 00:17:34.000 --> 00:17:37.079 But it is it's a it's an interesting time that that that gives birth to 198 00:17:37.119 --> 00:17:40.440 these things. And I think I think that it is boredom. It is 199 00:17:40.559 --> 00:17:44.480 a need to create context. I think that these are people who are brought 200 00:17:44.559 --> 00:17:51.920 up sociologically. They have better thans you know that there's a very economic castist 201 00:17:52.039 --> 00:17:57.319 society, and creating these societies creates a context for them. That's that's a 202 00:17:57.359 --> 00:18:03.119 great point because a lot of these and especially Illuminati, it's just it's pyramid 203 00:18:03.160 --> 00:18:07.559 based a hierarchy, you know. So there's one douche bucket at the top 204 00:18:07.039 --> 00:18:12.640 and then it just his pee just trickles down on everybody below him who thinks 205 00:18:12.720 --> 00:18:19.200 the faces and they just can't wait until they're the douche bucket, you know, 206 00:18:19.240 --> 00:18:22.759 I mean, and they're they're holding it and they're calling their way up 207 00:18:22.799 --> 00:18:27.720 there up to that. So generally, uh, for the for the conspiracy, 208 00:18:29.119 --> 00:18:33.559 generally they're thought to be Satanists and perhaps even use the Jewish Kabbalah as 209 00:18:33.599 --> 00:18:38.079 guidelines for for some of their oppression of people and things like that. Well, 210 00:18:38.079 --> 00:18:42.960 there is the Jewish proportion, the Jewish Illuminati, that's true. There 211 00:18:44.000 --> 00:18:48.839 are theories that the top players in it are Zionists or those who support a 212 00:18:48.880 --> 00:18:55.559 Jewish nation state in territories defined as the Land of Israel. IATI had to 213 00:18:55.640 --> 00:18:57.119 do it. I just sat there and I thought about it, but I 214 00:18:57.200 --> 00:19:00.400 had to. And it's done. Well, you you still owe me two 215 00:19:00.440 --> 00:19:06.559 puns at the end, I don't care. If we don't shoot the pun 216 00:19:06.640 --> 00:19:11.759 pistol, then then it does just wasted it. You just you burned a 217 00:19:11.839 --> 00:19:18.160 pun. Oh what a douche? All right? Um? If you still 218 00:19:18.200 --> 00:19:26.200 owe me doesn't. That doesn't account It didn't account um. So to them, 219 00:19:26.240 --> 00:19:30.599 of course, money equals power. It's in power equals money, and 220 00:19:30.599 --> 00:19:33.519 it's just this infinite loop of money, power, power, money. And 221 00:19:33.799 --> 00:19:38.519 they they own the international banks, they own the oil businesses, industry, 222 00:19:38.680 --> 00:19:44.200 politics, education, entertainment, you name it. And and they've got their 223 00:19:44.880 --> 00:19:48.400 shadowy, little grubby hands on it. For the record, their hands are 224 00:19:48.400 --> 00:19:52.559 immaculate. It's truly, there's not there's no grub to be found. They 225 00:19:52.640 --> 00:19:59.799 pay people to lick them clean every morning. Actually, they probably wouldn't pay 226 00:19:59.799 --> 00:20:03.079 them, would just make them do it. Yeah, that's what power is, 227 00:20:03.160 --> 00:20:04.599 that's what that's what power gets you. That's what money gets you, 228 00:20:04.759 --> 00:20:14.640 paying people's for sailors. Baby, you can't first and last Austin powers you 229 00:20:14.640 --> 00:20:21.480 will ever hear. You can't join them. That's that's one of the things 230 00:20:21.480 --> 00:20:25.160 you've got to be born into it. No application for him. Their ultimate 231 00:20:25.200 --> 00:20:27.680 goal, as we mentioned, it's a creation of one world government, a 232 00:20:27.759 --> 00:20:33.880 new world order, so they can rule as dictators over an enslaved society. 233 00:20:33.440 --> 00:20:40.519 Now we've mentioned Freemason's. Freemasons were not created by the Illuminati. Freemasons have 234 00:20:40.599 --> 00:20:44.359 been around. Well, I don't know about before them, but at least 235 00:20:44.400 --> 00:20:47.960 Freemasons have been around on their own, were created on their own, but 236 00:20:48.200 --> 00:20:52.440 they've since been pretty heavily infiltrated and are now controlled by members of the Illuminati. 237 00:20:52.799 --> 00:20:56.160 Oh man, how how embarrassing is that when you used to be the 238 00:20:56.200 --> 00:21:00.839 cool kids on the block. Now I guess you gotta have I guess you 239 00:21:00.839 --> 00:21:03.200 can take some pride away from that. But yeah, and you know, 240 00:21:03.279 --> 00:21:07.960 and people you know have enough theories about the Masons themselves. I mean, 241 00:21:08.440 --> 00:21:11.240 for crying out loud that that stuff. I mean that we could do. 242 00:21:11.279 --> 00:21:15.039 We could do an episode on the Masons. Maybe we will, Maybe we'll 243 00:21:15.119 --> 00:21:22.680 find then. I'm not afraid. All right, sensible money sound put your 244 00:21:22.759 --> 00:21:38.359 sensible money where you're even keeled? Mouth is capital gains tax? Sound begun? 245 00:21:38.559 --> 00:21:45.039 This sounds worse. All sounds sponsored by the Illuminati. Did you hear 246 00:21:45.039 --> 00:21:49.480 something? Anyway? One of the best known and most powerful front groups for 247 00:21:49.519 --> 00:21:56.319 the Illuminati is the Builderberg group. Yeah, which is not to be confused 248 00:21:56.319 --> 00:22:00.279 with the Build a Bear group. These have a very different agenda of happiness 249 00:22:00.279 --> 00:22:03.279 for children, and we do not need to besmirch them in any way. 250 00:22:03.319 --> 00:22:08.400 I just want to make that very clear. So the Builderberg Group was created 251 00:22:08.440 --> 00:22:26.000 in the nineteen fifties. Build the Bears. Okay, yeah, that would 252 00:22:26.000 --> 00:22:30.519 have been a great punt too. I'm burning through the good stuff. Um 253 00:22:30.799 --> 00:22:36.119 if you say builder Bear even once by accident, I own your soul. 254 00:22:36.680 --> 00:22:40.359 I'll sell it back to you, but I own it all right. The 255 00:22:40.359 --> 00:22:45.359 Builderberg Group was created in the nineteen fifties by Prince Bernhard of the Netherlands and 256 00:22:45.680 --> 00:22:52.240 a Polish socialist by the name of Joseph Reddinger Redinger, and they have their 257 00:22:52.240 --> 00:22:55.799 first meeting at the hotel Builderberg, which is how they got third. Do 258 00:22:55.920 --> 00:23:02.799 she name the Council of Marriott, right? I mean, could you imagine 259 00:23:02.920 --> 00:23:12.720 today the McCormick Place, guys, guys, the Peninsulas, the Conclave of 260 00:23:12.839 --> 00:23:22.240 Drake, Yeah, exactly, the Sootel Cabal. We're gonna get shot so 261 00:23:22.319 --> 00:23:27.720 hard. Um. So they consist of thirty nine core elades, right and 262 00:23:27.960 --> 00:23:33.119 uh, but you got about like one hundred and twenty people from high finance 263 00:23:33.200 --> 00:23:38.000 circles of Western Europe and the US and Canada. And they meet once a 264 00:23:38.079 --> 00:23:45.599 year at a different secret location each year known as the Meadows, and they 265 00:23:45.920 --> 00:23:51.839 meet to plan a world government, global army they often meet with some political 266 00:23:51.920 --> 00:23:55.839 leaders thrown in there. Yeah, and they just just for spite, they 267 00:23:55.920 --> 00:24:00.440 tear Teddy Bears apart, right because one time one in turn and made a 268 00:24:00.519 --> 00:24:03.680 joke about build a bear, and now they just they sacrificed him, and 269 00:24:03.720 --> 00:24:07.799 now they tear tear apart Teddy Bears. Another well known group, we got 270 00:24:07.839 --> 00:24:14.640 the Trilateral Commission. Yeah. So Semi Secret Society founded in nineties. I 271 00:24:14.680 --> 00:24:17.759 like that. The stuff that I read on here is like similar secrets. 272 00:24:17.960 --> 00:24:19.279 How do you be semi secret? Right? I mean if you know about 273 00:24:19.279 --> 00:24:22.319 it, it's not secret. Well, like everyone sees him coming and going, 274 00:24:22.359 --> 00:24:25.400 but no one who knows who they are? All right, I'll do 275 00:24:25.559 --> 00:24:27.720 that, No, which is just their way of justifying the fact that girls 276 00:24:27.759 --> 00:24:34.880 didn't talk to them. No, we're not unpopular with semi secret. Wasn't 277 00:24:34.880 --> 00:24:38.960 that a bad nineties band? Semi Secret? It's is now? Didn't they 278 00:24:38.960 --> 00:24:45.519 seem popular? I got my own commission. I'm popular, all right. 279 00:24:45.039 --> 00:24:52.440 They were founded in nineteen seventy three by David Rockefeller and Zibig new Brazinski. 280 00:24:52.359 --> 00:24:57.759 I think it was Vladimir Russian mouth this is name. I think he's Polish, 281 00:24:57.920 --> 00:25:12.279 So Polish Polish uh Pulski, Parogi Pan Kazimir Warsaw. If it's not 282 00:25:12.319 --> 00:25:19.640 Brazinski, it's biz anyway, Zibig they call him Zibig Zibig new Um. 283 00:25:19.920 --> 00:25:26.359 And they were created to hasten the establishment of a world government because apparently then 284 00:25:26.559 --> 00:25:32.400 the Illuminati weren't doing it fast enough for their taste. The Trilateral Commission consists 285 00:25:32.440 --> 00:25:38.119 of industrial and commercial giants of the Trilateral Nations, which are the US, 286 00:25:38.359 --> 00:25:45.920 Japan, and Western Europe. And these are elites again from Freemasonry, with 287 00:25:47.240 --> 00:25:52.839 two hundred members that are different from the Build a Bear group. They control 288 00:25:52.920 --> 00:25:57.920 the US economy, politics, military, oil, energy, media, lobbies. 289 00:25:59.200 --> 00:26:00.960 It's the stuff that that I'm through in there earlier. I know, 290 00:26:02.079 --> 00:26:06.079 Here's here's my question. Maybe I'm missing something, And I mean there's been 291 00:26:06.119 --> 00:26:10.599 some references to like a dictatorship. Well they are semi secret. Yeah, 292 00:26:10.759 --> 00:26:14.039 maybe not. Maybe their entire agenda isn't known to me. But I mean 293 00:26:14.200 --> 00:26:18.160 I can't help but think as I read about the New World Order, sounds 294 00:26:18.160 --> 00:26:22.160 like a pretty good deal for them for everybody. Oh you mean just the 295 00:26:22.279 --> 00:26:29.119 reasoning and just ruled by logic and no, no, just a centralized government 296 00:26:29.559 --> 00:26:33.119 or the planet seems to me like that wouldn't be a bad idea. Oh 297 00:26:33.200 --> 00:26:36.079 yeah, yeah, I mean, I don't mean, I'm sure there's a 298 00:26:36.079 --> 00:26:38.079 ten million reasons I'm not thinking of. I am not a smart man. 299 00:26:38.400 --> 00:26:42.039 Well, but it just it doesn't seem like such a bad plan, like 300 00:26:42.079 --> 00:26:45.799 such a terrible goal to work towards. But what what what form of government 301 00:26:45.799 --> 00:26:51.359 would they have? Um, I don't know. If it's despotism, you're 302 00:26:51.359 --> 00:26:56.880 screwed. Enlightened despotism, despite its off putting name, Well, not a 303 00:26:56.920 --> 00:27:00.680 bad plan, not sure, sure, but you get one bad apple in 304 00:27:00.720 --> 00:27:03.440 there and there's mold everywhere. Well, that's true. And there were actually 305 00:27:03.559 --> 00:27:08.480 historical uh, just before everyone starts screaming at me, no one's gonna scream 306 00:27:08.519 --> 00:27:12.920 at me, but before anyone says, wait a minute, there were so 307 00:27:12.960 --> 00:27:18.400 many different versions of the enlightened despot Take, for example, U Catherine the 308 00:27:18.400 --> 00:27:25.119 Great of Russia was also raised and by enlightened teachers. She was a very 309 00:27:25.240 --> 00:27:29.720 educated woman, and she decided that that meant that only some people should be 310 00:27:29.759 --> 00:27:36.200 treated well, yeah, and especially horses. It's just that's just a scurrel 311 00:27:36.240 --> 00:27:41.240 less lie. So there are a lot of different versions of that. So 312 00:27:41.480 --> 00:27:45.039 you know. Obviously I don't. I don't know, but the thought of 313 00:27:45.079 --> 00:27:48.319 a unified planetary government seems like a good idea. And I know it's because 314 00:27:48.319 --> 00:27:51.359 I watched a lot of Star Trek. Well, I'm into that, No, 315 00:27:51.680 --> 00:27:55.440 I get it. I mean, if if I were in control of 316 00:27:55.440 --> 00:27:57.839 the world, it'd be a great place for everybody. Trust me, Yeah, 317 00:27:57.880 --> 00:28:00.279 it'd be so awesome. I'm at it. I hope you guys like 318 00:28:00.400 --> 00:28:04.279 night vision goggles. I think that's the thing. It's like, yeah, 319 00:28:04.319 --> 00:28:10.079 you can have you can have a despot at the top. That's that's raining 320 00:28:10.119 --> 00:28:15.039 down orders for everybody. And they can call themselves enlighten all they want. 321 00:28:15.359 --> 00:28:18.920 But if if their orders are if the poor, let's have all my rich 322 00:28:19.000 --> 00:28:23.039 friends come over and use all their hard work, you know, all the 323 00:28:23.039 --> 00:28:27.640 peasants hard work and labor to fund our lavish everything. Thanks for all the 324 00:28:27.640 --> 00:28:32.920 cotton peasants. Look at these glorious roobes we've made. We're going to burn 325 00:28:32.960 --> 00:28:37.000 them when we're done. You know. I think that's what gets people scared 326 00:28:37.039 --> 00:28:41.720 about the whole one world government and stright you're and it is a great, 327 00:28:41.079 --> 00:28:45.039 simple question, and you nailed it right off the bat, like, well, 328 00:28:45.039 --> 00:28:47.920 then what would that government be. I don't know. I just imagine 329 00:28:48.519 --> 00:28:52.279 maybe this is like some sort of nascent nationalism, But I don't know. 330 00:28:52.319 --> 00:28:55.079 When I think one world government was like, well, let's just call everyone 331 00:28:55.119 --> 00:29:00.359 an American, and which is why that doesn't happen. I get it. 332 00:29:00.400 --> 00:29:03.960 I get it, because then everybody will have the illusion of actually having a 333 00:29:03.039 --> 00:29:07.640 say in what goes on in their government, right, and it'll just be 334 00:29:07.680 --> 00:29:12.039 an illusion. And not everyone agrees with everybody's governments. Yeah, there's a 335 00:29:12.119 --> 00:29:18.599 guy right now and around going why can't everyone just be I Ranian and just 336 00:29:18.680 --> 00:29:22.759 be done with all this crazy blible black? Why why can't all girls just 337 00:29:22.920 --> 00:29:26.119 cover themselves up except their eyes? Come on? I know, right, 338 00:29:26.319 --> 00:29:33.519 I mean that's wrong. Yeah, I mean that's that's why. I mean, 339 00:29:33.559 --> 00:29:37.680 this place is too it's too big to be saying everybody's got to do 340 00:29:37.720 --> 00:29:41.039 the same thing. It's just it just makes for a really difficult Star Trek 341 00:29:41.079 --> 00:29:42.440 episode, is all I'm saying. When they do come to visit US, 342 00:29:42.759 --> 00:29:47.480 it's gonna be difficult. Yeah, I mean, Data is going to get 343 00:29:47.559 --> 00:29:51.200 captured and probably disassembled somehow, man, and then they're gonna make friends with 344 00:29:51.240 --> 00:29:55.160 some other country and it's probably gonna be the French, right, and Wharf's 345 00:29:55.160 --> 00:30:00.079 gonna get made fun of. That's a given, right man. Well anyway, 346 00:30:00.920 --> 00:30:06.920 so that's my problem with the New World Order. We got a little 347 00:30:06.960 --> 00:30:10.079 thing called the Council on Foreign Relation. Have you heard of this? Yes, 348 00:30:10.880 --> 00:30:15.359 established in nineteen seventy one, and the members are exclusively Americans and Canadians. 349 00:30:15.519 --> 00:30:23.799 Apparently, apparently the CFR helps control countries in conjunction with the Royal Institute 350 00:30:23.799 --> 00:30:30.920 of International Affairs in Britain. Brilliant Majestic might even be bullied, too soon 351 00:30:30.960 --> 00:30:38.640 to tell, run by the Rockefellers, and the inner core of it is 352 00:30:40.680 --> 00:30:45.759 apparently made up of the Order of the Skull and Bones, which is a 353 00:30:45.119 --> 00:30:52.000 dark secret society at Yale University. Also, a barely entertaining movie from the 354 00:30:52.119 --> 00:31:00.440 nineties was based on that The concept and their past members include such a douchelyinaries 355 00:31:00.559 --> 00:31:04.759 as President President Taft. I don't know if President task was. It was 356 00:31:04.799 --> 00:31:11.839 a come on a little bit too early, but Lori Frotos takes the hard 357 00:31:11.960 --> 00:31:15.000 questions and we make a stand. I'm gonna tell you right now. Taft 358 00:31:15.200 --> 00:31:21.839 was a real oh wait, we have a oh, we have a hard 359 00:31:21.920 --> 00:31:30.319 hitting, expose a sound taft. Oh yeah, but guess who else was 360 00:31:30.319 --> 00:31:37.799 in it? Bush Senior and Junior. Oh h h W and w we're 361 00:31:37.839 --> 00:31:42.599 both in there as well as John Kerry, who is now tabbed to be 362 00:31:42.799 --> 00:31:55.519 the next Secretary of State, also tabbed. Oh man, hard hitting, 363 00:31:55.799 --> 00:32:01.319 harding. We take the stands. Only the people at the monster Duck rally 364 00:32:01.400 --> 00:32:22.960 can take. Everyone's in. Good guy, moth Man, dope man. 365 00:32:22.200 --> 00:32:29.839 You shut your mouth about the got cook man. It's awesome anyway, sand 366 00:32:29.920 --> 00:32:36.640 Hill cranes holes that one I'll get behind. Let's talk about some of the 367 00:32:36.640 --> 00:32:40.680 symbolism that that they utilize. Yeah, yeah, their favorite, I guess 368 00:32:40.799 --> 00:32:45.640 they're they're one of their most popular ones, The all Singing Eye, Yes, 369 00:32:45.039 --> 00:32:50.599 so popular. You may have seen this before. You may be looking 370 00:32:50.599 --> 00:32:53.880 at it right now. The it's also called the eye of Providence or the 371 00:32:53.920 --> 00:33:00.160 eye of Horace. That's how fireback it goals. It's one of it not 372 00:33:00.240 --> 00:33:05.119 the most common symbol that they use, or at least recognizable anyway. It's 373 00:33:05.119 --> 00:33:09.359 a single eye that's often surrounded by light, and it's commonly found inside of 374 00:33:09.359 --> 00:33:15.960 a triangle by the Masons as well. Now you you you see this as 375 00:33:16.480 --> 00:33:22.079 such things as like the CBS logo. They say, is one of these 376 00:33:22.079 --> 00:33:25.960 things. You see it on the Great Seal of the US, which is 377 00:33:27.000 --> 00:33:30.000 on the one dollar bill. Yep, you're used to seeing the pyramid with 378 00:33:30.039 --> 00:33:32.400 the floating eye over it. That's that's the all seeing eye. Now, 379 00:33:32.519 --> 00:33:37.279 now here's a fun fact here, there's a there's there's a fair amount of 380 00:33:37.359 --> 00:33:40.799 disinformation. There's a fair amount of picking, picking and choosing a verified fact 381 00:33:40.920 --> 00:33:45.559 about this because it is a commonly discussed Oh women, not either on a 382 00:33:45.680 --> 00:33:50.920 dollar bill. At least they're commonly discussed. Where we hang out probably now 383 00:33:50.960 --> 00:33:53.039 where you hang out, and be honest, you're living the better life. 384 00:33:53.119 --> 00:33:59.039 I'm not. I hang out at home. A few fun facts. The 385 00:33:59.160 --> 00:34:05.160 only person involved with the creation of the Great Seal that who was a member 386 00:34:05.200 --> 00:34:07.760 of any of these organizations was Benjamin Franklin. Right, He was a Mason, 387 00:34:08.880 --> 00:34:13.679 and his idea had nothing to do with the all seeing eye. He 388 00:34:13.840 --> 00:34:15.960 was rejected. Yeah, they were like nah, thanks Ben, moving on. 389 00:34:16.440 --> 00:34:22.480 And another fun fact is that the Masons did not adopt the all Seeing 390 00:34:22.519 --> 00:34:27.079 eye until years after the Great Seal of the United States it was made. 391 00:34:27.239 --> 00:34:30.519 And so one might even say, did you know that the Masons are secretly 392 00:34:30.519 --> 00:34:37.599 the most American organization on the planet because they totally used what was completely independently 393 00:34:37.639 --> 00:34:44.039 created American icon is one of their central feels. Yeah, that happened to 394 00:34:44.079 --> 00:34:46.360 your voice, as you can. I just got more and more bust up 395 00:34:46.360 --> 00:34:51.960 weirdo with it as I went. Now, I even read somewhere that that 396 00:34:52.079 --> 00:34:58.599 said the seal, or at least the pyramid that we see on the dollar 397 00:34:58.679 --> 00:35:04.639 bill wasn't even in that rendering until nineteen thirty five. Yes, yeah, 398 00:35:04.679 --> 00:35:09.119 that somebody else took a swing at it. When was that? Fdr Franklin 399 00:35:09.679 --> 00:35:15.000 d the design of the one dollar bill, which it was decided that they 400 00:35:15.000 --> 00:35:20.039 would include the Great Seal and uh and he had some really he actually wrote 401 00:35:20.039 --> 00:35:22.239 out some notes himself to make sure that it got all put together the way 402 00:35:22.280 --> 00:35:25.840 he liked it. He was kind of a kind of a micromanager, well, 403 00:35:27.280 --> 00:35:38.400 Fdr. Another interesting thing about the Great Seal is the motto oh upon 404 00:35:38.519 --> 00:35:44.840 it, which is very commonly mistranslated. That's true to believe it is it 405 00:35:44.920 --> 00:35:50.280 says new world order. This is not the case. Novus ordo ceclorum actually 406 00:35:50.599 --> 00:35:54.719 translates to new order of the ages. But it's pretty close. It is 407 00:35:54.760 --> 00:36:00.159 really close, but ages and world are not the same thing. And at 408 00:36:00.159 --> 00:36:02.920 the time they created this makes sense. We're starting a new country with our 409 00:36:02.920 --> 00:36:07.360 whole new continent here. It's literally called the New World. So did you 410 00:36:08.039 --> 00:36:15.719 did you know they that wasn't the original motto on there. I think the 411 00:36:15.719 --> 00:36:21.920 original model was Illuminati up in this bitch call y'all haters, And then it 412 00:36:22.000 --> 00:36:30.880 was just a list of their gang handles. Little Pee, Diggy Toots, 413 00:36:30.000 --> 00:36:37.800 gang banger. I can't wait till his new single drops. Everyone, we 414 00:36:37.960 --> 00:36:45.119 go crazy. We're an artist named dig too. That's the best name I've 415 00:36:45.119 --> 00:36:54.599 ever come up with in my life. Oh man, I have to go 416 00:36:54.679 --> 00:37:02.639 buy a pet now and feed it a bunch of Oh the nobody farts. 417 00:37:02.960 --> 00:37:07.039 The toots are his notes. He likes the brass. Yeah, you keep 418 00:37:07.039 --> 00:37:17.679 telling people that Diggytotes not a gangster name. Whoops. The original motto was 419 00:37:17.800 --> 00:37:24.280 Deo favente parnus, which means these hips don't lie. No, no, 420 00:37:24.519 --> 00:37:35.079 that's deo shakira parnis with God's favor or God favor ring. But then one 421 00:37:35.119 --> 00:37:37.039 of the Illuminati was like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, 422 00:37:37.079 --> 00:37:39.519 whoa. We are enlightened. Ye, that's right. Let's let's change 423 00:37:39.559 --> 00:37:44.559 us up here. Let's change it to and knew it to coeptus. He 424 00:37:44.800 --> 00:37:52.920 has favored our undertaking, he being God. They're they're diggy toutes. It 425 00:37:52.000 --> 00:38:00.079 could be I'm gonna come back to the one dollar bill because there are there 426 00:38:00.000 --> 00:38:04.360 there's more, bud, Wait, there's more to that one. We're mentioned 427 00:38:04.360 --> 00:38:09.599 in the all seeing eye. Sometimes you'll see celebrities encircle their eye with their 428 00:38:09.639 --> 00:38:14.760 finger, their index finger and their thumb and then have the three fingers up 429 00:38:14.800 --> 00:38:17.840 as in like you probably know it as like okay, right, everything's okay, 430 00:38:17.920 --> 00:38:22.079 but they'll put it over their eye. You see that in a lot 431 00:38:22.079 --> 00:38:25.639 of music industry artists, but you also see it in like models and actors 432 00:38:25.639 --> 00:38:29.679 and things like that. Yeah, and you know, if they're doing photoshoots, 433 00:38:29.719 --> 00:38:31.440 sometimes they'll throw one of those up. Now, a lot of people 434 00:38:31.480 --> 00:38:36.519 have said, well they're doing that because they all saying ah, and that's 435 00:38:36.599 --> 00:38:42.960 just the Sitanic symbol. Yeah, there's there's there's nothing more that the the 436 00:38:43.000 --> 00:38:45.599 Illuminati is more involved with than thirty six year old women who weigh ninety eight 437 00:38:45.639 --> 00:38:51.079 pounds that are cooked out of their brains like these are our tools people. 438 00:38:51.159 --> 00:38:53.840 Well, I mean the funny thing is they kind of are because that's what 439 00:38:54.039 --> 00:38:59.039 little girls listen to. That's true. That's true. God, they're so 440 00:38:59.079 --> 00:39:01.960 smart, they're good. There's also there's also pyramid on that dollar bill. 441 00:39:02.719 --> 00:39:07.480 Triangles and pyramids those are those are big symbols that that they like to throw 442 00:39:07.519 --> 00:39:12.440 around. Uh, and they those denote things like hierarchy. Uh. They're 443 00:39:12.440 --> 00:39:19.400 found in ancient occultism and including the kabbalah Um pyramids. Man like people every 444 00:39:19.519 --> 00:39:22.559 all these groups. They were just so in love with the Egyptians. Yeah, 445 00:39:22.599 --> 00:39:25.239 well you can't get away from it. I mean every everything out there 446 00:39:25.280 --> 00:39:43.239 has has something in terms of three fart Because why Dicky Tune's first album was 447 00:39:43.280 --> 00:39:54.280 called too it's uncommon. What happens. I couldn't even do that with as 448 00:39:54.280 --> 00:40:00.760 a point if I wanted to do. It was him and his friends in 449 00:40:00.800 --> 00:40:09.159 front of a Pyramidot's uncommon. Okay, all right, great, well there's 450 00:40:09.280 --> 00:40:17.800 there's our T shirt. I have no reason for loving that as much as 451 00:40:21.559 --> 00:40:25.400 featuring ludicrous. That's right. So you you you see this this triangle. 452 00:40:25.599 --> 00:40:30.039 Slibs also like to hold up their hands next to each other. Palms, 453 00:40:30.079 --> 00:40:35.960 palms facing out with their thumb tips touching and their index fingers touching and they 454 00:40:36.000 --> 00:40:40.079 make a triangle in between there. That's something you see a lot you don't. 455 00:40:40.159 --> 00:40:45.360 I don't see it a lot. I see. Jay Z's a big 456 00:40:45.400 --> 00:40:50.679 fan of that one. Got his wife doing it DDP Diamond Dallas Page he 457 00:40:50.800 --> 00:40:53.960 was he was, oh man, yeah, yes, and then also the 458 00:40:54.000 --> 00:41:00.280 superstars of WWF Wrestling. But um, I mean, triangles are everywhere in 459 00:41:00.360 --> 00:41:06.559 logos, and this is another one of one of those instances where it's like, 460 00:41:06.639 --> 00:41:10.159 well, are you just kind of you know, pulling teeth to get 461 00:41:10.199 --> 00:41:15.360 this symbolism of squares and circles. They're they're they're shapes. They're shapes, 462 00:41:15.440 --> 00:41:19.519 fundamental shapes of things. But I mean, you got Adidas, you got 463 00:41:19.519 --> 00:41:23.960 a O L. You see it even in like cat caterpillar just the abbreviation 464 00:41:24.039 --> 00:41:29.559 cat has a has a little golden triangle on the bottom of it. Yeah 465 00:41:30.639 --> 00:41:35.199 you can, I mean you can't say, like, well, you know, 466 00:41:35.840 --> 00:41:39.320 black is the color of satanists, right, right, so every time 467 00:41:39.320 --> 00:41:43.719 you see black, you know that that's a satanic thing. Shadow is a 468 00:41:43.760 --> 00:41:47.559 satanic part of you, right, That's that you just it doesn't work that 469 00:41:47.599 --> 00:41:52.599 way. Yeah, I mean anyway, Well, if it's a stepped pyramid, 470 00:41:52.960 --> 00:41:57.599 it usually has thirteen steps. If it's an Illuminati symbol, now, 471 00:41:58.199 --> 00:42:04.840 the number thirteen is prominent in Illuminati symbolism. Thirteen families, thirteen families. 472 00:42:04.840 --> 00:42:08.079 That's uh, and uh it's got a cult of importance too. And we 473 00:42:08.239 --> 00:42:14.280 mentioned some of this stuff in our Superstritions episode. The number thirteen, um 474 00:42:14.320 --> 00:42:17.079 one plus three is four. You get you get a cube, which is 475 00:42:17.199 --> 00:42:21.320 you know, um, well, important to the Masons for one thing, 476 00:42:21.480 --> 00:42:24.079 but well for structural reasons, I want to strictual. Sure. Yeah, 477 00:42:24.159 --> 00:42:28.480 and then you get these thirteen bloodlines. Well, let's let's jump back on 478 00:42:28.519 --> 00:42:31.800 the dollar bill here. Okay, how many stars does the seal have with 479 00:42:31.800 --> 00:42:36.800 with the with the Eagle? Thirteen, that's right. How many how many 480 00:42:37.159 --> 00:42:39.519 olive leaves does it have? Thirteen? Oh, that's true. How many 481 00:42:39.599 --> 00:42:45.679 olives just playing olives does it have? Thirteen? Correct? How many arrows 482 00:42:45.719 --> 00:42:50.039 thirteen stripes? Thirteen? How many steps on the pyramid thirteen, you're correct. 483 00:42:50.280 --> 00:42:53.440 How many letters in annuit coeptus the motto thirteen? That's correct. You're 484 00:42:53.440 --> 00:42:57.000 so good at this, I am. I'm the best that's ever been. 485 00:42:57.159 --> 00:43:00.119 That's that's really great. Thirteen is plastic down the dollar bill. How many 486 00:43:00.119 --> 00:43:05.960 tracks on Diggy Toot's first album, thirteen twelve with a hidden track A nice 487 00:43:07.239 --> 00:43:10.519 now, of course, yeah, there's a good reason for that. Of 488 00:43:10.559 --> 00:43:16.760 course, everybody's gonna say thirteen. Who gives That's how many colonies we had. 489 00:43:16.800 --> 00:43:21.599 And that's what all this means. That's why we do it six or 490 00:43:21.639 --> 00:43:24.239 seven times on the dollar bill. Yeah, we really want you to know 491 00:43:24.320 --> 00:43:30.119 that thirteen was part of America and it's just part of the coquettish nature of 492 00:43:30.119 --> 00:43:34.719 a secret society that we never made a thirteen dollar bill. I look forward 493 00:43:34.760 --> 00:43:38.159 to that. But here's one other fun fake look at the Look at the 494 00:43:38.159 --> 00:43:42.800 old left side of the dollar, the dollar bill with a great seal, 495 00:43:42.880 --> 00:43:45.719 the pyramid, Yes, all seeing and stuff. It was supposed to be 496 00:43:45.760 --> 00:43:47.639 on the right side. Roosevelt was like, no, thank you, but 497 00:43:49.159 --> 00:43:52.400 there, now take you take your little take your eyeballs there and draw a 498 00:43:52.440 --> 00:43:58.639 pinagram on the left seal. Okay, upside down, now upside down the 499 00:43:59.000 --> 00:44:01.960 star. The star has to be upside down. Do we have any judas 500 00:44:02.000 --> 00:44:07.360 priests we could listen to while we're down this they were satanic, right close 501 00:44:07.440 --> 00:44:09.800 enough? All right, Yes, I just did it. What letters? 502 00:44:10.199 --> 00:44:16.400 Did this? The points of that star touch D I, G G Y 503 00:44:16.639 --> 00:44:23.599 T O T. Oh my god, No, they don't touch diggy tootes. 504 00:44:24.599 --> 00:44:29.920 Don't nobody touch diggy tootes. You can't touch. You can't touch. 505 00:44:34.000 --> 00:44:37.480 Uh No, you drawn upside down star on there you get M A S 506 00:44:37.559 --> 00:44:45.039 O N. Wow, you see it? Yeah, I mean all right, 507 00:44:45.119 --> 00:44:50.159 So so it's a bit of a stretch. It's not geometrically perfect. 508 00:44:50.360 --> 00:44:52.199 It's not we did. It's not we did. We did a crafts project 509 00:44:52.239 --> 00:44:58.960 on a dollar bill. Now I'm holding Satan's dollar Awesome, which was the 510 00:44:59.039 --> 00:45:01.400 name of the hidden track cutting ticket to its album. I can't leave it 511 00:45:01.400 --> 00:45:06.880 alone. I'm so so pleased with myself with that. But I mean, 512 00:45:07.760 --> 00:45:12.440 if if you if you strong arm a pentagram on that seal, you do 513 00:45:12.599 --> 00:45:16.960 spell out in Mason. Also, if you just circle the letters M A 514 00:45:17.280 --> 00:45:20.760 S O N as you find them on the dollar, oh my god, 515 00:45:20.800 --> 00:45:24.519 that's also spells Mason. Yep. Uh. Speaking of the pentagram, of 516 00:45:24.559 --> 00:45:29.119 course, that's an ancient occult symbol. It's used in black magic. It's 517 00:45:29.280 --> 00:45:32.079 it's found everywhere. It's it's in all ancient cultures. It's and you know, 518 00:45:32.519 --> 00:45:37.639 it's it's all over the place, sometimes referred to as a pentacle by 519 00:45:37.639 --> 00:45:40.400 the people who spell magic with the c K. If if it's if it's 520 00:45:40.440 --> 00:45:45.360 turned upright so that the it looks like a you know, regular star one 521 00:45:45.400 --> 00:45:47.800 point at the top, yeah, uh, then it's used for good. 522 00:45:49.079 --> 00:45:52.920 It's white magic. If it's turned upside down and then one point is at 523 00:45:52.920 --> 00:45:57.840 the bottom, it's black magic. It's used for bad. It's representative of 524 00:45:57.880 --> 00:46:02.159 the material world and the human Masterio would apparently and um, yeah, it's 525 00:46:02.280 --> 00:46:07.840 it's uh use a lot in Satanic crituals for one thing, which leads us 526 00:46:07.880 --> 00:46:15.199 into the number six sixty six, which the Illuminati apparently loves for because it's 527 00:46:15.199 --> 00:46:20.079 the mark of the beast. If if you don't know about it, go 528 00:46:20.119 --> 00:46:24.880 back listen to our podcast Podcalypse episode Also if you want to hear more about 529 00:46:24.960 --> 00:46:30.559 the beast Alistair Crowley, that's a say his last name episode one. People 530 00:46:31.519 --> 00:46:37.880 in Hebrew six sixty six, they they substituted letters for numbers that we talked 531 00:46:37.880 --> 00:46:47.880 about that also in the Podcalypse episode yeah ff vvv or www weird right now 532 00:46:49.239 --> 00:46:54.960 the Hebrew character for the why I assume that the the Hebrew people would would 533 00:46:54.960 --> 00:47:01.079 be using the Arabic alphabet. Oh yeah. The Brew symbol is almost like 534 00:47:02.599 --> 00:47:07.320 if you if you take an ill and just flip it one hundred and eighty 535 00:47:07.360 --> 00:47:10.639 degrees and then write Satan on it, well then it's satan. Then it's 536 00:47:10.639 --> 00:47:16.840 satanic. The funny thing is the Monster Energy drink they say is an Illuminati 537 00:47:17.159 --> 00:47:22.840 a thing. Well, it's definitely bad for you. Well, I'm turning 538 00:47:22.880 --> 00:47:27.880 your kidneys to raisins. People, stop drinking that garbage. The logo for 539 00:47:28.000 --> 00:47:32.840 it looks like three of these Hebrew symbols, kind of also lightning bolty kind 540 00:47:32.840 --> 00:47:39.400 of things. They're saying that this Monster Energy drink is just blatant six six 541 00:47:39.480 --> 00:47:45.559 six. It's just kind of hidden symbolism from the Illuminati. That well, 542 00:47:45.559 --> 00:47:47.880 that beverage is the devil. Do you know what their slogan is, no 543 00:47:49.719 --> 00:47:53.719 Unleash the Beast? Sweet weird. Right, I'm into that now, that's 544 00:47:53.800 --> 00:47:59.079 that's a lot of fun. But they say they hide six sixty six in 545 00:47:59.079 --> 00:48:04.840 in a lot of logos and things corporations and stuff. Google chrome uh is 546 00:48:04.840 --> 00:48:10.719 apparently three sixes all encircling each other. Um, the Disney signature Walt Disney 547 00:48:10.800 --> 00:48:15.800 has three sixes in it. One of the lesser houses of the illuminati. 548 00:48:15.960 --> 00:48:22.039 Yeah true, but yeah they say that that that's that's you know, one 549 00:48:22.079 --> 00:48:27.119 of their favorite things. That's that's out there hidden now there are there's a 550 00:48:27.239 --> 00:48:31.280 there's other symbolism of course. Um, they've got things like owls. Owls 551 00:48:31.280 --> 00:48:36.119 are big for them, serpents, the sign of the devil. You know 552 00:48:36.159 --> 00:48:39.079 that you see at rock concerts people doing that with their hands the right just 553 00:48:39.320 --> 00:48:45.039 a rising sun apparently ba famet. Oh yeah, that's a big goat headed 554 00:48:45.119 --> 00:48:50.880 yea a demon. Um. So, I mean we're not gonna go over 555 00:48:50.960 --> 00:48:53.679 every every single one of these. Those are the heavy hitters there. Uh. 556 00:48:53.760 --> 00:48:59.880 Owls also correspond to the Bohemian Grove, which which again an episode did 557 00:48:59.880 --> 00:49:02.079 it self. Any of these things, I mean the build a bear Bears 558 00:49:02.119 --> 00:49:07.960 can be uh like to take this opportunity to announce our New Year's Musical episode. 559 00:49:08.239 --> 00:49:12.760 Do you think it's going to be playing the new Yest Musical episode? 560 00:49:12.880 --> 00:49:15.559 I know who? I hope it's gonna be playing Who? Harry Connick Jr. 561 00:49:16.159 --> 00:49:25.400 No, this podcast only has one house band. It's dropping the ball 562 00:49:25.440 --> 00:49:30.840 like it's hot since twelve. Right, I'm gonna I'm gonna through a list 563 00:49:30.880 --> 00:49:37.440 of goals that that may sum up what what the Illuminati want to accomplish. 564 00:49:37.440 --> 00:49:43.679 We pulled this directly off of the Illuminati's Pinterest site. I mean, for 565 00:49:43.719 --> 00:49:45.119 real, let's let's get real for a moment. Let's get dougietoots for a 566 00:49:45.119 --> 00:49:51.519 moment. Like, there are so many websites out there that have information that 567 00:49:51.519 --> 00:49:54.719 that claim they know everything about the Illuminati. Ye, there's so many YouTube 568 00:49:54.800 --> 00:49:59.480 videos out there. At some point, we kind of had to pick and 569 00:49:59.559 --> 00:50:02.400 choose what what we're going to talk about in this episode. Yeah, not 570 00:50:02.440 --> 00:50:06.639 all of it's going to be you know, a grade A beef here. 571 00:50:06.920 --> 00:50:09.519 Some of it's gonna be pink slime that might be getting into that area right 572 00:50:09.519 --> 00:50:13.320 now. Well that you know what is Anyone who's ever been to a fast 573 00:50:13.639 --> 00:50:15.960 food chain knows the pink slime is the best tasting stuff. Yep. If 574 00:50:15.960 --> 00:50:20.480 you slather there some thousand island dressing on that, oh man, pink slime 575 00:50:20.519 --> 00:50:24.719 with pink slime sauce, yes please. Another important fact here, huge props 576 00:50:25.239 --> 00:50:35.239 to the Illuminati conspiracists because while there are just misillion web pages there, for 577 00:50:35.280 --> 00:50:38.519 the most part, very well laid out, and they're they're easy to navigate, 578 00:50:39.480 --> 00:50:45.519 um consistent fonts, easy to read. Could could some of you just 579 00:50:45.679 --> 00:50:51.320 talk to the channelers some of the Illuminati people go to a convention, help 580 00:50:51.400 --> 00:50:55.079 some channelers out because just the the I mean, and maybe it's the nature 581 00:50:55.119 --> 00:50:59.159 of the work the channelers, they're just pulling things out of the ether, 582 00:50:59.400 --> 00:51:01.400 you know, it's a not a very They're just working through it, whereas 583 00:51:01.400 --> 00:51:07.199 the Illuminati people are doing a lot of fact digging. They have library cards. 584 00:51:07.239 --> 00:51:10.320 You maybe they're just used to working through this. But the quality of 585 00:51:10.360 --> 00:51:17.440 websites the Illuminati just crushes the channelers. It's true. Channelers, you guys 586 00:51:17.519 --> 00:51:22.119 need to keep kid catch up getting the game. Anyway. Yeah, sorry, 587 00:51:22.159 --> 00:51:24.159 it was important, it had to be said. It's a good it's 588 00:51:24.159 --> 00:51:28.239 a good point. I agree. Yeah. The websites, while some of 589 00:51:28.280 --> 00:51:30.960 them had kind of a GeoCities feel, they were still easy to read, 590 00:51:31.039 --> 00:51:35.159 like you said, and I did enjoy that. So many of the websites 591 00:51:35.199 --> 00:51:37.519 said, you know, these are the secrets that no one wants you to 592 00:51:37.599 --> 00:51:44.440 know. So the Illuminati band from YouTube. Yeah, the Illuminati controls everything 593 00:51:44.480 --> 00:51:50.440 on the planet except for the GeoCities websites. Maybe it's it's beyond their reach. 594 00:51:51.079 --> 00:51:54.599 You can't touch as illuminati. I mean that that is true. Now, 595 00:51:54.800 --> 00:52:00.440 some some some theorists would say they're letting this information stay out there for 596 00:52:00.639 --> 00:52:05.360 disinformation. So or so it puts up a good front to be for people 597 00:52:05.400 --> 00:52:07.480 to say, oh, you guys are crazy, there's no such thing as 598 00:52:07.519 --> 00:52:10.360 Illuminati. I'm not going to listen to your dribble. You know. It's 599 00:52:10.400 --> 00:52:15.199 like the Illuminati don't care because people don't take them seriously. Yeah, that's 600 00:52:15.199 --> 00:52:20.719 true. And there's plenty of disinformants out there that will infiltrate an organization just 601 00:52:20.960 --> 00:52:25.039 to act like, you know, an hole and you know, but we're 602 00:52:25.199 --> 00:52:30.719 I want to assure you the listener that we're the real deal. And yeah, 603 00:52:30.760 --> 00:52:35.639 maybe suddenly we received a large amount of money completely unrelated to anything we've 604 00:52:35.639 --> 00:52:38.800 been doing. Maybe we're driving around hover cars that you're not going to get 605 00:52:38.800 --> 00:52:44.000 to even hear about in a magazine for another ten years. Unrelated. Maybe 606 00:52:44.039 --> 00:52:47.199 I've got power laces on my nikes. Oh man, I should have asked 607 00:52:47.199 --> 00:52:51.679 for that. I went for a hover car. I want to choose that 608 00:52:51.800 --> 00:52:58.320 tied themselves. I'm glad I got the self drying coat, though, what 609 00:52:58.639 --> 00:53:06.559 you have to use your hand? That's like a baby's toys. Okay, 610 00:53:06.599 --> 00:53:09.599 So here here are some goals, all right, again pulled from one of 611 00:53:09.599 --> 00:53:15.920 these, one of these finely crafted geocity sides. Uh, so take them, 612 00:53:15.000 --> 00:53:20.760 take them with some salt. Here the use of the ideas of freedom 613 00:53:20.800 --> 00:53:25.480 to bring about class warfare astress, not actual freedom. Their rights this this 614 00:53:25.599 --> 00:53:32.159 being the Illuminati's rights lie in force. Uh. Their goal one goal is 615 00:53:32.159 --> 00:53:37.360 to remain invisible until undermining them is impossible because they control everything, right. 616 00:53:38.119 --> 00:53:43.559 They advocate a mob of mentality in order to control the masses. I think, 617 00:53:43.840 --> 00:53:46.199 I think you can see some of that. Tao Tea Party promote the 618 00:53:46.320 --> 00:53:52.119 use of alcohol, drugs, moral corruption, and vice to corrupt the youth 619 00:53:52.440 --> 00:53:58.800 of the world. Corrupted the youth. They seize private property by any means 620 00:53:58.800 --> 00:54:05.800 necessary. Wealth is used to choose candidates for public office. That's man. 621 00:54:06.360 --> 00:54:12.559 Uh. They control the press, that's that's a goal which is probably accomplished. 622 00:54:13.119 --> 00:54:17.360 A goal is to create financial panic, unemployment, hunger, and food 623 00:54:17.400 --> 00:54:23.920 shortage. They want to establish huge monopolies. But you know, understandable, 624 00:54:24.119 --> 00:54:29.679 Yeah, I mean it's a game. They want to decrease the world population 625 00:54:29.800 --> 00:54:34.639 to five hundred million, whoa down from the current seven billion. That is, 626 00:54:34.719 --> 00:54:37.119 that's ambitious. Yeah, you know, I read a little bit about 627 00:54:37.119 --> 00:54:40.119 this. Actually, Um there's a lot of discussion about a plan for air 628 00:54:40.199 --> 00:54:45.679 burst biological weapons to achieve that end. For a manned kind? How do 629 00:54:45.800 --> 00:54:50.960 you? How do you escape that? You don't? But they're they're the 630 00:54:51.039 --> 00:54:53.679 new world order. Man. They've thought of everything. Yeah, except for 631 00:54:53.840 --> 00:55:01.119 GeoCities. What's the other one? Angel fire? Al? I mean that's 632 00:55:01.719 --> 00:55:05.880 why they built that stuff under d I A. Yeah, they can get 633 00:55:05.880 --> 00:55:08.840 away with Yeah, they can deploy it. They want to build up armaments 634 00:55:08.920 --> 00:55:15.039 with police and soldiers, so they have their own standing omory yep and stuff 635 00:55:15.119 --> 00:55:20.599 martial law. They want to teach the youth of the world false theories and 636 00:55:20.679 --> 00:55:22.960 principles and schools. Well, man, I could have told you that. 637 00:55:23.000 --> 00:55:29.559 Man. My teachers were fully man. They were trying to like, I 638 00:55:29.719 --> 00:55:32.360 know what's up, and I was like, no, man, you don't 639 00:55:32.400 --> 00:55:37.199 know. You've been there. I'm the one with his finger on the polls. 640 00:55:37.360 --> 00:55:45.079 Man, that'll work, I'll do. That's what I got here. 641 00:55:45.639 --> 00:55:50.159 Again. They've gotten an agenda. They control everything. I say, sit 642 00:55:50.199 --> 00:55:54.440 back and enjoy the ride. If you meet someone of the opposite sex with 643 00:55:54.519 --> 00:56:00.480 any of the aforementioned last names, and I'm not saying it's necessarily one of 644 00:56:00.880 --> 00:56:04.840 the Rockefellers, but it couldn't hurt to marry them as fast as possible. 645 00:56:05.519 --> 00:56:08.519 Why not get in? You know, maybe they won't even like you, 646 00:56:08.599 --> 00:56:12.960 but at least you'll be on the escape craft to orbit to the entire planet 647 00:56:12.960 --> 00:56:16.599 they've created as a second planet to live ride, and you'll get your hands 648 00:56:16.679 --> 00:56:22.559 licked clean every day. Um. Yeah, So that's that's the Illuminati in 649 00:56:22.840 --> 00:56:27.880 a huge, shadowy nutshell. That's right. So so how about some puns. 650 00:56:28.159 --> 00:56:30.960 Oh, I am so ready, I'm gonna lead off. I'm bringing 651 00:56:30.960 --> 00:56:36.039 the heat right off the tip here with the first ever ripped from the headlines 652 00:56:36.199 --> 00:56:40.679 pun. All right, Lou mal Naughties Pizza. It's an Illuminati pizza place 653 00:56:40.760 --> 00:56:47.199 called Lou Mal Naughties Pizza. Diabolical. It's brilliant. That is an actual 654 00:56:47.320 --> 00:56:52.079 pizza chain here in Chicago. It's true if it feature is very good. 655 00:56:52.239 --> 00:56:55.360 Some people incorrectly say the best deep dish pizza. It's very good though. 656 00:56:55.679 --> 00:57:00.000 Um, but yeah, it's an actual chain called lou Malati's pizza, which 657 00:57:00.519 --> 00:57:04.559 come on, what do you want? It's right out there in the open. 658 00:57:04.719 --> 00:57:07.000 Yeah, it's slapping you in the face. Ye. Not not the 659 00:57:07.039 --> 00:57:10.599 best pizza. Some people say Giardano's is the best deep dish in Chicago. 660 00:57:10.639 --> 00:57:15.880 I disagree with that. So we have our opinions and they're great. Lets. 661 00:57:17.960 --> 00:57:23.760 I got one here. It's a doctor's office called the Trilateral Physician. 662 00:57:27.960 --> 00:57:31.239 See I like that one. That's a really good one. I have put 663 00:57:31.239 --> 00:57:36.519 a saddle on a horse. I'm gonna keep on riding it. Oh gee, 664 00:57:36.599 --> 00:57:39.480 let me guess what the horse's name is. No, no, no, 665 00:57:42.960 --> 00:57:45.639 Niggy Dudes is safe here? No, no, no. It's a 666 00:57:45.719 --> 00:57:50.519 promotion from Lumel Naughties Pizza, trying to build up their customer base. So 667 00:57:50.559 --> 00:58:00.559 you get twenty percent off from making a new world order see uns where you 668 00:58:00.599 --> 00:58:06.239 don't change a single word. That's my new expertise, man, The singer 669 00:58:06.440 --> 00:58:17.239 writes itself. Um, I've got a lingerie shop called Illuminati. Oh try 670 00:58:17.239 --> 00:58:24.440 our new bloodline collection. Okay, okay, okay. I do have a 671 00:58:24.599 --> 00:58:28.960 have another one, another one. It's an album. It was a collaborative 672 00:58:29.000 --> 00:58:34.039 album. I'm sort of a follow up in the Spirit of Dicky Toots second 673 00:58:34.079 --> 00:58:39.440 album where he actually decided to work with Chicago based rap star and actor Common, 674 00:58:39.800 --> 00:58:49.880 called Toots in Common. It's a sweet album featuring the big breakout hit 675 00:58:49.920 --> 00:59:00.639 you know, Teaches is Wrong? Depopulating, Depopulating. Yeah, it's a 676 00:59:00.679 --> 00:59:06.920 great album. DIGGI Toots. Can't wait till that drops. I do have 677 00:59:07.000 --> 00:59:09.400 one pun? Oh okay, oh yeah, sorry, we've got listener puns. 678 00:59:09.639 --> 00:59:22.920 My mistake. That's right, here's the sound children and Joelia their hands. 679 00:59:23.400 --> 00:59:29.000 We got another one from a super fan. Bahama mama. Oh, 680 00:59:29.000 --> 00:59:37.519 she's our Caribbean queen. This one sorry, Caribbean queen. I yeah, 681 00:59:37.559 --> 00:59:40.679 man, that's how it's pronounced properly. This this was from our Apocalypse episode 682 00:59:40.679 --> 00:59:45.679 when we were talking about the Mayans and the Yucatan Peninsula and all that stuff. 683 00:59:46.079 --> 00:59:50.880 The Yucatan Peninsula. Yeah, just making sure that's what you said. 684 00:59:51.559 --> 00:59:57.000 So, she says. An Australian visits a hunter in North Dakota while said 685 00:59:57.119 --> 01:00:00.760 hunter is dressing a deer and tells him you could tan that hide, mate, 686 01:00:01.760 --> 01:00:07.519 Oh from the you could tan peninsula? Right? Yeah, thank you, 687 01:00:07.599 --> 01:00:14.079 baamam ship in the same name. I don't know why. I love 688 01:00:14.159 --> 01:00:16.320 the specifics of North Dakota. I don't know why, but I love the 689 01:00:16.639 --> 01:00:21.360 specifics of you know what. Anyone can paint a picture, but Bahama Mama 690 01:00:21.440 --> 01:00:24.679 is creating a tableau. It's like a diorama. She yeah, she makes 691 01:00:24.679 --> 01:00:30.079 the art in the Bahama Mama diorama. Yeah she even. Yeah, she's 692 01:00:30.119 --> 01:00:34.760 painting. She's given us a whole world, a realm to run around in. 693 01:00:34.880 --> 01:00:37.719 That's true. Respect that, that's true. The rest of you need 694 01:00:37.760 --> 01:00:42.000 to catch up. Yes, seriously, step up. She is a smoke 695 01:00:42.039 --> 01:00:46.000 in y'alls. Yeah, well I think that's uh. I think I've rung 696 01:00:46.159 --> 01:00:52.280 myself dry. Oh man, yeah, lore without going to huge specifics about 697 01:00:52.320 --> 01:00:54.320 stuff, you know, that's the thing. I mean. I hope, 698 01:00:54.360 --> 01:00:59.599 I hope you found this satisfying because it is is enormous and we just wanted 699 01:00:59.599 --> 01:01:02.000 to give people kind of a foundation. Yeah. Nice, nice taste. 700 01:01:04.599 --> 01:01:10.119 Yeah, sampler sampler of pound cake of Illuminati pound cake. Anyway, I 701 01:01:10.159 --> 01:01:17.679 don't know, hug your loved ones. I'm not gonna Jerry Spring or the 702 01:01:17.800 --> 01:01:24.360 ending of these things. Yeah, why why wasted? I have been David 703 01:01:24.840 --> 01:01:30.159 the shadow Flora. Oh you stole mine? You really? Yeah? I 704 01:01:30.239 --> 01:01:31.559 know, Okay, that's fine, it's fine. I don't I don't need 705 01:01:31.639 --> 01:01:35.559 to be that. All I need is a few seconds to think of the 706 01:01:35.599 --> 01:01:38.840 other thing that I'm going to be. Oh, I am David the puppet 707 01:01:38.960 --> 01:01:46.360 Master. Yeah, no, dance, we both have movies. Great, 708 01:01:46.480 --> 01:02:17.239 hey bye, Hello, good huck. All right, let's set back to 709 01:02:17.239 --> 01:02:25.360 the build a beer group. I just want to love you. I want 710 01:02:25.400 --> 01:02:34.000 to love the entire planet. One giant hug for everyone, all of mankind, 711 01:02:34.119 --> 01:02:43.599 held under my soft soft aw. Now take a nap mankind, Take 712 01:02:43.679 --> 01:02:45.719 a nap h