WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.560 --> 00:00:04.799 Hello, ladies and gentlemen, Welcome to the Padula Show. I hope you're 2 00:00:04.839 --> 00:00:09.199 doing well. I know I'm doing well because I found out that, uh 3 00:00:09.880 --> 00:00:16.079 wow, my girlfriend and I are going to have our first baby. It's 4 00:00:16.120 --> 00:00:21.199 funny, you know, she was a feeling very well. She started like 5 00:00:21.320 --> 00:00:28.399 throwing off every morning and putting on weight. But then it occurred to me, 6 00:00:30.120 --> 00:00:37.320 she's got a drinking problem. Gosh, luckily not hey, but then 7 00:00:37.399 --> 00:00:43.439 in the middle of the night she would have these cravings for other men. 8 00:00:45.640 --> 00:00:49.240 Bam, baby, bam, hey, like I hit it like that. 9 00:00:49.280 --> 00:00:53.439 It's like bas three changing the way you watched TV on Roku. Check out 10 00:00:53.479 --> 00:00:58.039 the story changing the way you watch TV. Yeah, you know what, 11 00:00:58.880 --> 00:01:03.840 Um, my friend Johnny had a birthday party first son, and he bought 12 00:01:03.879 --> 00:01:10.799 the wrong kind of balloons. They were and they kept popping, and they 13 00:01:10.799 --> 00:01:15.079 were so lubricated that no one wanted to touch them. But I know what, 14 00:01:15.280 --> 00:01:22.239 somebody wants to touch School World Order YouTube season seven. Bam, got 15 00:01:22.280 --> 00:01:26.719 that in there. Ah, you know what you see the banking problem today, 16 00:01:26.920 --> 00:01:34.640 Well, it's crazy. So I went to my bank had opened up 17 00:01:34.680 --> 00:01:38.680 a new now and then a count so I don't even think that was a 18 00:01:38.799 --> 00:01:42.719 joke, but it might think. I don't know. You think about that 19 00:01:42.920 --> 00:01:48.480 now and then account Okay, just like uh like the airplane that I flew 20 00:01:49.319 --> 00:01:53.159 over to Jersey, Yeah, Jersey. What was it called? You bet 21 00:01:53.200 --> 00:01:57.319 your life airlines? Okay, Pete boha judge? Can I say pete bodha 22 00:01:57.400 --> 00:02:00.719 judge? Or I get in trouble? Well, people unsubscribe me, just 23 00:02:00.879 --> 00:02:06.159 like Dan, he's in Church of Transportation. Yeah, you bet your life 24 00:02:06.280 --> 00:02:15.240 airlines. It was the only airplane that had a kickstand. Anyway, I 25 00:02:15.280 --> 00:02:19.479 had to go for another physical. I went to the doctor. I always 26 00:02:19.479 --> 00:02:21.759 go to the doctor, you know. I did the thing, you know, 27 00:02:21.919 --> 00:02:24.520 took off all my clothes. He turned me, he turned me around 28 00:02:24.800 --> 00:02:29.360 and turned me around again, checking me on, and then he said, 29 00:02:29.360 --> 00:02:30.840 you know, turn your head and cough. Remember that back in the day. 30 00:02:31.080 --> 00:02:34.719 So I did all those things. 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But I try to make 40 00:03:15.479 --> 00:03:20.639 them really earn money if I have to, So I like the Busters Chops. 41 00:03:21.120 --> 00:03:24.759 So I ended up pull out this trivia book. And you know, 42 00:03:24.800 --> 00:03:34.120 it's amazing how many homeless people don't know anything about French literature. I've been 43 00:03:35.319 --> 00:03:38.080 wow, what is it. I've ben't forget anythings lately. I went to 44 00:03:38.120 --> 00:03:43.439 the airport and I forgot my luggage and I told you about that. You 45 00:03:43.520 --> 00:03:47.000 bet your life airlines. So I ended up carrying all my clothes. You 46 00:03:47.039 --> 00:03:50.759 know, it's just right here on Polla, clothes in my arms, you 47 00:03:50.800 --> 00:03:55.800 know, running down the airport runaway's crazy. And I lost socks, underwear 48 00:03:55.919 --> 00:04:00.960 whatever. You know, It's just like I lost that joke. Hey, 49 00:04:00.120 --> 00:04:02.800 you know, what are you gonna do? Listen? I tell ten if 50 00:04:02.800 --> 00:04:06.240 you like three or four you laugh to shake your head, who guys, 51 00:04:06.840 --> 00:04:11.919 you know, you know, I said I've been forgetful lately because I forgot 52 00:04:11.960 --> 00:04:15.479 my likers. But my mom has been forgetful. Last week she let the 53 00:04:15.639 --> 00:04:18.959 dogs out crazy because we must have been going about sixty five miles an hour 54 00:04:19.000 --> 00:04:25.839 in a car. Hey, listen to me. B S three change the 55 00:04:25.920 --> 00:04:30.519 way you watch TV. Get that rocou stick. Check them out. Great 56 00:04:30.519 --> 00:04:35.560 podcast, sports, entertainment, culture, education, spiritual. Everybody needs some 57 00:04:35.639 --> 00:04:42.519 spiritual. And then you know my friend from GWO goal Old Order season seven 58 00:04:42.519 --> 00:04:46.759 on YouTube and my man Michael. 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