Nilified the Bill Moran podcast. Well, hello and welcome from Greg Connor's backyard
and live on Facebook right now. I know, wait, wait it is
It is the man. This is the ultimate man cave. When you look
around that he's got the Bill's logo in the bottom of the pool. He's
got a hot tub right here, and then he's got cornhole where he got
his ass kicked by Kevin somebody, somebody called Kevin. That was great because
you know why Greg has something I don't have. It's called restraint. I
would have taken the thing and just been like pitching it, like fuck this.
I don't like to lose. I hate losing them too competitive. I
thought that I could make it back and I could come back and win,
and he just kept on freaking every time he made a movie, he freaking
hammered me. This sum it wasn't it was a let him back. I
let him back in the game. A couple of times he didn't. I
thought I was gonna win, and then I freaking then he would get me.
I stopped trying to cop When did he gets so good when we college?
Really? Yeah? Wow, I was I was duly impressed. Yeah,
I mean seriously, he he did it. I mean, he got
it done. I respect his talent. I mean they have made some money.
By the way, this is my first throw of the summer. I'm
just want to throw it out there. There's a colly. I'm gonna put
an asterist like. It's like training camp for me. He's in mid season
form. I am in training camp. Those fans are always making excuse bullshit,
man. But speaking of that, you know, training camp. I
was reading some stuff today and I will ask Greg because defensively, boy,
they're pretty deep, even on that defensive backside, they are. Yeah.
I mean you've got when they went and they picked up Taylor Rap. Is
that his name, Yes, Taylor Rapp, who was part of the Rams.
And he may not have a starting position as a safety because you had
poor high her back and hides there. But this guy seems to be able
to play almost any position in that backfield. And I go, boy,
they got some depth. This is great, they really do. And you
know Damar Damar is a third on the depth chart, and but I think
that's where he was last year at this point in time, and Rap is
there. I mean the great thing about Rap is he can play anywhere so
Hyde Poyer. You know, through the season there's always dings in bruises and
things can happen. But Damar is playing well, Rap is playing well.
The two safeties. I mean, let's put this way at this point.
After the Red and Blue scrimmage on Friday night in Buffalo, in camp today
when they were just in helmets, yeah, the defense looks good. I
heard the Bills lost the Red and Blue screen. Did Kevin texted me,
He goes, I heard the Bills lost the Red and Blue scrimmage, and
I said to him I was there and they did lose. Introduce your your
friend, your co worker? What? Yes? Megan? Uh? Megan
was saying perspectives Megan brought her sons to training camp today, yes, and
was saying something along the lines of how cute she thought DeMar Hamlin wasn't.
I don't know if cute's the right word. Isn't as much as just humble
and kind and appreciative right now. That guy's got a hole. He made
me want to my mother's side of me wanted to go hug Tomar Hamlin,
yeah and love him. Yeah. My son was there with his friend and
they've like, thank you to Greg but they've never I've never seen like smiles
like that, right, And so when Demark came up, he was so
shy and timid, and the other guys are like so ready to like sign
or whatever. He was literally like almost unaware of how much everyone wanted to
get his signature. Yeah, it's got to be a weird thing for him
because it's not as though he is the Josh Allen of the team. He
had something. I guess you could call him almost a zombie, right,
I mean as a joke. But he came back and that was the scary
I mean how she said this earlier. Megan said this earlier as a mom
watching that, that was one of the scariest things to watch. We were
all here in the band cave watch. I literally woke up my son and
I was like, you have to come watch this. I think somebody's about
to die playing football. What I really thought that why would you wake up
your time? Well, because he's a football player, I know, But
so once we got scared of shit out of the kid forever, because I
don't always think that my son needs to play football. Come over here,
somebody may die playing this game that you love. Hey, Jimmy check.
Isn't that what moms do? Remember when Kevin ware broke his leg? Yes,
I do, when that leg snapped, Yes, I still remember.
We're watching that as did you go wake somebody up? And so hey,
sure leg could be amputated watching somebody die. Yeah, no one could,
I and I agree with And the whole game stopped. I mean, we're
how old are we all? We've never seen something that I'm I'm old.
I'm like one of the oldest at the table. I think Greg beats me
though I do. Thanks Holt, Wow, man, this is I'm so
glad you guys are at my home. So we were we were ten feet
I mean we were in the in the in the man cave at the island
when Damar essentially died, and we were having a great time. We were
talking about the game, what it meant in terms of the season for the
Bills against the Bengals. It was at the end of the year. And
then at that moment everything changed, everything stopped. And you know, I
mean I just this weekend had a trem you know a circumstance in my professional
life where my assistant had a cardiac arrest. Oh my god, and I'm
sorry. And all I could think about is, you know, you know,
Kim Pagoula had it in June. Jamar Hamlin went through it and how
it just changes lives, and we were here and witnessed it, and it
just changed. I mean, everybody went from this jovial, happy circumstance of
life, so all of a sudden was like, holy shit, we're watching
a game and somebody's life is in jeopardy. Now, I'm a dad,
I wouldn't necessarily wake my kid up, but having my kids next to me,
I'd say, you know what, you know this either. But but
but maybe he wasn't sleeping. I don't remember the circumstances you went in.
You were very fortunate. Wake up, goddamn it, wake up. Somebody
needs somebody's dying. You need to be here. Yeah, you know,
you know my my motto in life is every live every day he's your birthday,
because you just never know you do. I just saw something where uh
Neil de grass Tyson, the astrophysicist or the physicist, he said, you
need to be like a dog. You need to live like a dog.
He goes, dogs are always happy, they're never forget, they're always happy
when you come back right there, wagon and they're happy to see you,
and they're all this, Yeah, I want He goes, I want to
live every day like a dog, and I went. That reminded me.
Honestly, I thought of you because Greg has said, for as long as
I've known, you live every day like it's your birthday. Every day.
Yeah, I'm like, dope, it's like Ox my dog, my golden
doodle. Let's run around here. He just wants love. He's he's a
dopey dude, and you want to live. I want to live my life
like a dopey dude. It's just you want to You're just looking for love.
You're looking for you just want to love every moment that you can with
somebody, and that's everybody wants that. And you know, moments like Damar
and seeing him on the field and everything. And you know, Meghan talks
about his humbleness. Yeah, well before he was this, you know,
this mega international star because of the circumstances. My business partner Alex Osborne and
I we talked to him last camp. He came over to our area and
he was just like this humble, quiet, soft spoken, super sweet person,
just a good wholesome person. And then when all that happened, I
was like, holy cow, what therow um? And he really so starredom
can really change people. I don't think it's really changed him that much.
He just has that humbleness still. He has an appreciation for kids. He
he always goes and gravitates towards kids. Let me let me ask you if
that were your kid, because I do see his parents around a lot.
Yeah. Yeah, probably the cutest kid you'll ever The little brother's young too,
right, My god, he might be like eight years old. Seriously,
he was at the last training camp. I brought some of my boys
from school. Too, cutest kid I'd ever seen, and he came over
and he was like high five in him all yeah, like the like like
again, Like I said, I think DearS just a baby. Well,
I'll tell you this. So I went to training camp on Thursday with Greg
and my son, My thirteen year old son face time me and I said,
buddy, I really can't talk right now. He goes, are you
a training camp? And I said, yes, can you get Damar to
say hello to me? Now? I did take video, and I'm a
little embarrassed because it's a fifty two year old guy. I've me on Damar
say hi and Jamison and he did not, but he did, you know,
he was cool and I was so I have not posted that video anywhere
until I edit out me yelling. But other than that, the guy but
but it was all. But his point was about the kids that were right
there, and I thought that was perfect. And I sent Jamison the video
and he wrote to me, thank you so much. Dad. My friends
are loving this. Yeah, because he's hanging out with his boys and they're
all seeing it. And DeMar Hamlin is as you said, you went overseas.
Yeah, we were in Germany. Yeah, yeah, you're in Berlin
and our tour guy at the concentration canam Tomar Hamlin not Tom Brady, Tom
Brady. No, they didn't, No, Nah, they forgot. They
knew Giselle. Everybody knows Giselle. We all know Giselle. That was but
offensively. So we've talked defensively offensively. I know it's early in the season.
Well it takes a minute to click things together, but this is a
little Is it concerning to you the way you talked earlier Greg about seeing the
offense today, it sounded like you had some concern. So I think there's
a ton of talent. I think they're very deep. I mean, I
think this roster from all the way through offense and defense is very deep.
The problem is right now is the interior aligned for the Bills just has not
demonstrated. Even in the Red and Blue scrimmage on Saturday night or Friday night.
Just they just didn't give Josh the time. Josh seems rushed. Weren't
there in helmet shoulders today, they weren't even fulls. And Josh is underthrown
guys, He's overthrown guys, He's scrambling. It just it doesn't look it
doesn't have the crispness that you would want. That you would anticipate a team
that has been in the playoffs for four out of the last five years,
who has been an AFC championship and then lost the game unfortunately the divisional game
last year. You'd expect them to be a little crisp brother. They're just
not there now. Again, it's the second week of camp. You know,
I probably should take a medicine for that. Yes, but I am
concerned. But what you know, you're going to be down there September eleventh
for the first game the opening of the Monday night season in the in the
NFL, and it's the Bills and the Jets in New York. I mean,
that's a game that's being hype now. They're hyping the ship out of
this and it's basically because Aaron Rodgers is there with the Jets, and you
almost feel like, could that just swallow the Bills just that pressure. Yeah,
I don't know. Well, I mean I like to think not,
but could it? You know? I mean, I'm picking the Bills at
thirteen and four this year, and I think one of their losses is the
is the season opening I think I had him at thirteen and four as well.
Yeah, I've been thirteen and four, but one of their losses I
have right now is against the Jet. The Jet. The Bills don't play
the Jets well in New York. Is there's always something about that game.
I've been down to a couple of them, and they just don't play well
in New York. I don't know why. I mean, well, actually
I said the New Jersey they don't play well in New Jersey, right because
it's in the middle Lands, and so I just you know, Rogers,
right, now the you know, game playing when you scheme for that team
right now, you don't know who who who who who? Rodgers top receiver
is gonna be. You got you got guys coming in from Green Bay and
and you just don't know how the Jets are gonna play in the in the
Hall of Fame game on Thursday, they played nobody. He can't scheme that,
right you know. Yeah, Garrett Wilson Rookie of the Year, is
he gonna be? Is he gonna be Aaron's guy? I don't know.
He's got three guys from fr Green Green Bay coming to place. Ye,
so it'll be difficult, but it's uh. My expectations for Game one are
not as high as they were last year going into LA which probably was a
fantastic came to be at UM. It was not as high I expected to
win the game last year and they did this year. There's just too much
going on right now with the Rams in the Rams, the sorry in the
Jets defense is freaking stacks. They were stacked. They were stacked last year.
They were really good. They were solid. And Sala is a defensive
guy, isn't he. I like Sala too, Like I don't want to
like these guys. I don't want to like the Jets. I've never liked
the Jets because even in my family, I hate Rogers. It was all
the long Stand family that loved the Jets, and it was all the rest
of us that, you know, it was the Giants. Got you even
got along with Sauce on the plane, didn't you? Yeah? Wow,
how could you not? Sauce? And I actually wrote it. We're We're
sitting next to each other on the plane ride out to the super Bowl,
and you know, he's like, he's a great guy. You know you've
talked about Damar Hamlin being like this humble kind, you know, just this
good kid. Saace Garter comes us this next to me, and we were
talking and whatnot throughout the plane ride, and I, you know, we
got in the air, I just let him watch his movies and whatnot.
We got down and we're chit chatting and told him I as a Bills fan
and all this stuff. And then uh, he was like, you want
to take a picture and I was like, yeah, I'm good. He's
like, what movie was he watching? We need to know. I don't
blame you. I would have done the same thing. Why are you making
a face over there, Megan? How come I don't know who this guy
is. Why will you just take a picture with it? He's a rookie
of the year. He became the Rookie of the Year. Take a picture,
dese. Yeah, he was a defensive Rookie of the Year. But
he was with the Jets. Okay, so not not the Bills. So
it's a big deal. It's a big deal. It's act. Yes,
I have no idea the difference between any of the football team. So I
just like, if I saw somebody who is a celebrity sitting, let's do
this, and then I get the best Instagram filter that was out there,
and I'd be like, the best Instagram What is the best Instagram filter?
I'm a snap filter girl? Snapchat filter? Ye? Are you on Snapchat?
Yes? Okay? And then and do you snap every day or are
you snapchatting often? I got on Snapchat because my fourteen year old is a
very naughty child. Yes, so fourteen year old boys. The problem with
there's filters that make me look like I'm a fourteen year old girl. I'm
like, wow, this is amazing. Now, when you get a message
from your study, you're like whoa, whoa, Wait a second, Well,
do you ever see the like the tiktoks that are like messages from my
teenagers? It's like they crack me up and they're all my teenagers. Mom,
stop using that filter, Mom, stop messaging my friends. Mom,
my friends wanted friend, you don't accept them? Wow? Yeah, that
would that would see all the ship we avoided if I didn't had none of
that. Man, I'm not that cool of a dad. I wouldn't have
been that cool of a dad. My parents, that's true, My parents
are true. I will tell you though, that there were some moms along
the way, all the way through college, there were a few moms that,
if they were on some kind of I would didn't you sniff a couple
of couch cushions? Please stop? Let me explain me. There's no explain
There was a guy whose mom was stunning, stunning, and he used to
get upset because everybody would say how beautiful his mom was and all this stuff.
So I didn't do that. I wasn't gonna embarrass him. I used
to sniff her couch. I used to run in and I would pick up
his couch cushion and go Your mom was here, wasn't she how funny that
is fantastic. Lucas had three friends say the night last night and he came
in. He was like, I was like, was getting ready to go
to bad and he goes, can you just go stay at the Woodcliff.
His buddies came in and grabbed the towels from the bathroom, went your mom
just in the bathroom. And I actually thought about going to the wood Cliffs
here. I said, Yes, wood Cliff is nice, it's very nice.
Yes, they had a great box. Okay, it's a nice I
have the rooms. You know what I will say, the price. I'm
not gonna go, like, I'm not excited about going. You gotta go
to there's a there's a nap and it's called hotels dot com. No hotels
tonight and no hotels tonight. And I know it sounds funny working at the
corner a while intels real cheap on listen, and I know that it sounds
await. My brother, he is an economic forecaster and he works up in
Maine at a place called the Cliff House, and he'll use that and his
wife gets upset because sometimes they'll have what ever inventory they don't sell for the
night. They've discounted on hotels tonight, so you can get some really his
rooms. Whatever rooms are available. You got it. Four o'clock. They
just discounted to get rid of them so they can get make money off one
percent. So they're trying to make money. So if you were to look
like my brother was brought into consult Canadeguan on the Lake, he told them
that they were way under charging at five hundred or six hundred room. He
thinks they should be up room. So but at eight hundred if they're not.
If so, let's say they have ten rooms empty that night, you
may get a room for anywhere from four to two hundred at a really nice
hotel. I grew up in Canada. I'm not paying eight hundred dollars to
like, okay, stay at the lake. Yeah, but sweet, it's
all the stuff that goes on. So it's all about the experience experience.
I'm with you. I'm with you. And by the way, I would
never leave my thirteen year old son alone. Is two buddies that are thirteen
years old. There was other adult supervision. I don't know. I wasn't
there. I was last night. Greg was that thirteen year old son is
never last How was fifteen? You can't leave a thirteen year old on the
super bow. My thirteen year old snuck out last night with two adults in
the house. Of course he did. I used to sneak out a lot
as a child. I used to sneak out. The rain cameraon off and
I was like, oh see, that's all the ship man. I didn't
have my parents. It was summertime. He can do dig dig dong ding
dong ditch when you should say it was dig dorgg place, dig doorg ditch.
Yeah, no, but I I snuck out. I had a basement
room I used to sneak out. Was like late June, and I snuck
out, ran down my street, jumped in a car with a bunch of
girls. We went and partied. I got back at about five thirty.
At six o'clock, my mother's pounding on the door because I had failed the
chemistry re agents, and I felt it twice. I got a worst grade.
The second time my parents left me Greg. They left and said,
your punishment is you have to buy a plane ticket to fly and meet us
in vacation. After you take that. The entire week they were gone that
was. It was last party of the year. Fucking risky business man the
entire week. I think we grew up together. My parents send to this
ship where they go on like yeah, like back in the day when Carnival
Cruise was like the glorified Beast cruise ship. Yeah, they leave and I
had to go take Earth Science like all week and I'd be throwing the craziest
ass party. Oh, I had great party. And they're out on like
some boat in the middle of the ocean. And then like your brother and
sister are watching you, Like my brother and sister are, like my bidis
moved in and it was like nothing but parties. And then like I remember,
like we went to I think it was Denny's or Eyehop or whatever,
and the bill comes. We all put it in our money. I go
to the bathroom. I come back. Now the waitress is there. Somebody
has taken the leftover brought were shoved it in the condom and left that untopped.
As I turned the corner, they're all outside laughing. Employed it's me
and the waitress face to face. She goes, really, really, this
is okay, really, and I'm going I didn't fucking do it. I
went my sausage was being empty. Right now I'm like, God, damn,
my broad Worst is now empty. Broad Worst is no way. But
that's all the fun of having sons. Yeah, yes, that and the
fact that, as you know right now, it's a whole lot of fun
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Greg Connors. I bought my ticket time one point five five billion, just
so I could have a house, kind of like Greg's. Yeah, it's
probably not going to be enough. I heard of this. I heard a
few moved into this neighborhood. Greg was fucking selling He's getting out of here.
I'm teasing, are you kidding the time the East Side? Yes,
they will absolutely, if you had one, absolutely, I gotta says,
I gotta. I'll have to step up my cornhole game. But lives in
the neighborhood. It might be the King of the West Side at one point
five five. Well, there's some really nice I knew the the Guans years
ago. Richie Guan, who Will owned a bunch of McDonald's. He lived.
I don't know where. I think out in Greece, but in like
you know, it wasn't up on the upon the lake, it was up
It probably was up on the lake. Yeah, yeah, I remember going
there. Lake Shore beautiful, georgeous. Yeah, it was really nice.
If I hit one point five five tomorrows my last show, just so you're
aware, No, you won't see me again here, just so you know.
If I went in, Yeah, I'm gonna be fully dedicated to this
podcast. I will promote. I will travel the world promoting and doing this
podcast. The world th remote, by the way. The speaking of traveling
the world, how about the women's soccer teams literally by a millimeter. I
mean if you saw that, it was literally a millimeter. And the Swedes
are great, and boy, the hate that has been coming towards these young
ladies. God, I read the comments. It was amazing. It is
amazing. And I know that a lot of people have a real problem with
certain political statements and political things. But I go, boy, these are
people who dedicated their lives to one game and one goal and have worked at
it and worked at it and worked at it. And to just shit on
them like that, it's just that's America. Maybe that is America. It
really is. And unfortunately, what have you done for me lately? Yeah,
it is. It was the I think this is the first half like
they've been out and for in the history of you US soccer team. Do
you remember the game where who who took off their shirt? And like I
remember band and I only remember because we took that and hung it up in
the studio because she had her sports brawn, which, by the way,
nothing nothing offensive about. No, I would think Connecticut at my uncle's house,
I remember watching that game. But now it's kind of gross to me
that everyone's hating on it. But we're going to Bill's camp and I'm so
excited to give my son signatures. But that's happening, you know anything,
Like it's a weird divide, Well, it's a weird divide. It's a
weird divide in the entire country. There's a weird divide, and it all
comes down to some political stuff, and I always think like the loudest or
the fringes, and that's all thanks to social media, because it gives them
a voice and it gives them a chance. And the problem is when you
start drowning out, you can't govern from anywhere but the middle. Right,
in my opinion, I agree, it's just the way. I actually literally
in high school, I remember being in Connecticut and wife stopping to watch that
game. Yeah, at one game of women's soccer when my dad. When
I was growing I played soccer growing up. My dad al he'd come to
my games like in the like very well into the second half. And my
dad was a school superintendent, so I'd be like, why is dad always
coming late? So one day I hear him talking to my mom in the
back room and he was like, watching Megan play is like watching paint dry.
Oh my god, Well, it's not you, it's the sport itself.
Wow. What position did you play? That's an awesome left bench.
No, I was actually pretty good. I was good at soccer. I
played basketball, and I played basketball for like a half of a semester in
college before I realized I wasn't really tall and like I couldn't actually play.
Yeah, but I'm Greg wasn't tall he played, or so he tells us.
Yeah, I heard that. So Greg told me he played a sport
in college, play football. It's funny because he is such a big thing
right for basketball, but also volleyball. So my cousin was ranked eighth in
the state of Utah and high school for tennis as a female, and she
wanted to play. Her whole goal was to play volleyball at UC Santa Barbara,
and she realized she wasn't tall enough, so she wound up going to
a junior college in Texas and then got a full ride to Purdue on the
tennis scholarship, and she played tennis. I'm an athlete at heart. You're
asking anything you want to like, play me in Let's go yeah, cornh
Let's go yeah. My daughter is a cheerleader, so she comes from a
mother who played soccer, basketball, softball. And I'm not joking when I
tell you this. I am the biggest cher mom ever. I am has
all it's all competitive, competitive stuff. She's so freaking cute out there and
she does so good and Victor cheers ridiculously good. I'm sure it is.
She's super good do the parents talk shit at that too, like they do
in other sports. People beat my daughter. I'm the worst time my daughter,
mama bear. When she gets off that, she comes looking for me
as soon as she gets off the mat, and if she doesn't hit,
I'm like, girl, you sucked. No, you do you say you
sucked? Yes? How old is this kid? She's sixteen. I don't
say it's to my son. My son can like to la crosse player,
you could be the worst football player. He can screw up all the time.
When he comes to me, I'm like, baby, you did so
well. You ever make your kid? Finds on ride home from Niagara Falls,
Kevin did that with this kid? Really you did not? Would you
do? To freaking warrant that like shit somebody else. I once went to
Virginia Beach with my daughter and her competitive Actually, of course you do.
You played better the next game, but you better believe it. You wouldn't
do it. You wouldn't do it. I literally got at a work one
day at four o'clock and hadn't slept since like four am, and drove her
all the way to Virginia to do like in this competitive like sure thing that
she had me paying tons of money for a year where one of the families
rolled in on one tire. I'm not joking you. I was like,
they don't, like, there's not tires on this car. I was literally
at the hotel, like, there's not tires. Somebody's dad odd at home.
The parents had to go. We get there. We're in Virginia Beach.
It's cold as anything, and they're like, good news. We already
came in first. Nobody showed up. I drove all the way but it
was a bright blue minivan because I had to rent a car because my car
was getting it. I don't even remember. God saved me. God did
save you. What you do for your kids. There's a lot of ye
tell me about it. I like what Kevin did, but I don't know.
If I could have dined, I would never like. I like,
I knew he'd find a way. Yeah, but ninety two times out of
one hundred, he wants to ride with somebody else. Anyways, So there
you go. Figured out. Uh, Baseball, I don't know. I
know we focused a lot on football, but baseball had a great fight.
And I think these are these are this is Cleveland and the White Sox,
The White Sox are up and by the way, the Al Central tight race.
Tight race. Overall. We've had some guys from Rochester that were on
both those teams. I don't think they are now or they've been demoted,
maybe down to Triple A. But this is the Cleveland Indians who are or
excuse me, the Cleveland Galaxy Guards Guardians, Guardian Guardians, I'm thinking Guardians.
I'm thinking Guardians of the Galaxy. Is the Cleveland Guardians taking on the
Chicago White Sox. And this happened Garret Gimson. I was swinging a smash
to first by the diving un cow. The right feel line kicks into the
corner, premiers on a sued a second first signe safe Finn in the score
is him and another hustle double right over the bag at first see and there's
just swere off. They're fighting. They're swinging. Don go Janderson, Don
go Janderson. It's like a boxing mall. The first the first part,
Ramires went in with a head first slide Jo. She never gets upset about
anything. They came up chewing Anderson squared off, Posey checked him. It's
a fucking on every from the camera got the w when I saw that.
She Jose Ramirez get The worst part about it is you can't square off and
then get knocked down. Yeah, you're the first one to swore off in
a blurxing stance. You swing, he swerves and then pops you in the
chin. That was the worst boxing stance ever though too. It was not
great. He was like it was like he was thirteen, the first fight
of that grade. Not right. But uh, but how I love Hamilton's
call. Yeah. I think he's been with the the Cleveland team for thirty
something. What he got upset about. I didn't see anything wrong with the
slide he came in. Well, he came in right between his legs.
Yeah, but the guy was covering the bag that way. Yeah, No,
yes it was. And I think that that's where it started. And
then something was said, and don't forget h the guardians were down five nothing
anyway something you know, first of all, you can't you can't jump your
head. You can't get in that and start John And I mean, you're
one punch and just dropped. He dropped like a sack of potato. That
that kid hit him. He did. Well, that's that's how you call
it. The last job. But I think most people, well a lot
of times I don't think most people realize, like if you get hit like
in that chin area, it's your whole head, so you're stunned. It's
almost like a shocking thing. And you'll see guys, I mean, punch
in the nose. Most guys don't go down. But what happens is their
vision gets blurred because they start their eyes start to water. So then you
know, but that's the problem. I think the best place if you're really
going to hit a guy ribs. Really Yeah, well I always thought about
so when I saw that on Instagram, the first thing I thought of was
I want to ask Bill if that was a good punch or whether he just
caught him off guard. I think he caught him off guard, I really
do, because I think what he did was when he swung, he left
himself wide open. Yeah, that's the thing. I always think. If
you can on a like there's there's only six punches, right, there's the
one, two, three, four, five, six. If you can
end on a three, and most people can, it's coming around like with
you know, your right hand right to the ribs. That way, you're
a little bit further back, so they're gonna end you're less exposed. Yes,
let's expose, and that's where you score your It's all about it's supposed
to be who have scoring points except when you're except when you're in a street
fight. Well, this is a thing, and it's not supposed to be
about. In boxing, right from your head to your waist, it's scoring
points. So most of the time, but if you're knocking a guy out,
but you'll see you like, there's been some great fights lately where it's
a delayed reaction where a guy takes a knee. It's because the rib once
you hit, and then it's it takes a second before the you know,
you just get that air out. You'll see a guy get hit, throw
two punches and then just go holy shit, because hit that's when it hits.
And you got a lot of adrenaline in there, a lot of tests.
These are guys with more testosterone probably than most. I don't I don't
think you expected him to swing. These guys don't have more swing that man.
I don't know, kid, I don't know. I swear to God,
I go out to training camp and I go, no, oh,
not Friday. I don't know if it was Trey White, I almost got
into a fights stop. It's because the cookies. Stefan Diggs took his helmet
off and gotten and you and I talked about him, man. But in
your point being that, hey man, it's early in the season, my
legs might Yeah, all this stuff, I mean, these guys are targeted
all season long. Yeah, and all the cheap ship we don't see the
camera follows the ball. There's guys who where do they think the ball is
going to go. So if I'm covering Kevin, I'm doing some cheap shots.
I mean, Michael Jordan was great at in basketball at cheap shots.
Look, I mean, don't talk to me about cheap shots. Because of
being a five foot eight Italian Irish defensive back in college, I survived on
just fucking with people's heads. I'd needs, did you take out because you're
at that tall? No, well it was it was more midsection. I
mean really, when I was playing, it was all about getting your getting
your opponent off their game, distracting him, getting their head going. And
you know you were talking about cushion last night that what a fuck? What
the guy said? I've got to tell you if it does, that kid
hates me and he'll remember it every time. Anytime my son's friends come over
and they're like, Lucas, where's your mom? And he's like, Mom,
can you fucking leave? Oh? Oh my god. He doesn't say
yeah, I think he does. He does. He's like, can you
fucking leave? I'm so over it. He's like so over it all the
time. He's They're always looking. Do you mess with them too? Do
you take it up a notch? No, I'm no, I'm will come
out of bikini. No, mom, we'll play that coming back, hopefully
they go back. Speaking of fighting though, Like, there's a lot of
people who think that this. I don't know why they call a generation.
Let's say we're raising soft kids. Soft we are? I do agree?
Why Why why do you say that, I'm curious, are one hundred percent
raising off children? Why even you know, like Lucas's dad, Like Lucas,
my son is an idiot and he makes horrible decisions, right, okay,
And so I'll blatantly be like Lucas, you're making really bad like the
than the the person who I am in the real world is like, you're
making really bad decisions. Lucas and his dad's like, I'm gonna kick your
ass, and then he's like that I'll just call the police and we're gonna
go live in a hotel. Like who who? Yes, oh, I
hear you didn't. They just questioned me for taking my kid and making them
finding the right home. I'm not raising a soft kid, but no,
I I think we are. Even in even in my real world situation,
you can't say anything anymore to anyone because it's always so offensive. I get
calls from school and they're like, what was the last one was Lucas was
in the Cafeterian he was throwing food. I was like, well, did
Lucas get detention? They're like, well, how do you feel about that?
How do I feel about it? I said, I feel Lucas is
an asshole. So I think we don't give the tension. We feel like
he's a time out. Yea, yeah, yes, this is the word.
We're living and we are raising soft children. Well, so that's the
But I would say this may be going too far. There are two stories
in the news about teachers having fight clubs arms quite I st has fired a
substitute teacher after an investigation revealed that she encouraged students to fight each other in
class. Encourage students to fight each other in class, she went so far
as to clear space. Incident would have gone completely unnoticed if it wasn't caught
on camera, and we have blurred parts in the video to conceal student identities.
NBC fives a lot of quill and reports from Mesquite. Beatrice Martinez says
it was like a fight club in class. I was devastating. I was
like, I couldn't watched the full video I've ever daughter capturing it on camera.
I had to stop it multiple times because I didn't think it was real.
I said, this must be a praying, this is not real.
Mesquite I s d says a substitute teacher allowed students to fight each other Wednesday
afternoon at Kimbero Middle School. I'm sorry, but I mean, I can't
imagine teachers like encouraging kids to fight. There used to be you would go
out and fight, right, What's what's the first real fight club? Bill
don't talk about exactly. Witnesses say she even pushed us aside to create a
space for the twelve and thirteen year olds to brawl, which sound left the
classroom bleeding. Who in the right mind? Because I trust my child to
go to school, but I also trust the staff to keep my kids safe.
I mean, I got an issue with this. I do too.
I got an issue this. Number one is that you send your kids to
school to learn. Now, do you have to teach them not to be
soft? Okay? But I don't want my kid to get hurt. I
mean neither. What precautions are you taking to prevent the kid from beginning hurt?
Now, you know? I mean I grew up in Hornell. I
mean we were fighting out in the freaking in the parking lot. Well,
I got fights in that. I used to fight in that chapman during lunch
you could go down and play basketball and stuff, and I remember fighting with
kids and no. I mean, and when you're talking about there are certain
there's certain areas of our community where it's safer to fight in school then it
is outside, because when you go outside some of the areas says you know
your your life is at risk. So there are certain safeties about fighting in
school or having those altercations. I mean, we were sponsors of the Martin
Luther King Tournament for years. Downtown and there were fights breaking out all the
time at the Blue Cross Arenas, and you know, here I am sponsoring
this event, and I'm like, we can't have us. So we brought
the kids in. Jack for Focato was the chair of the Section five basketball
committing. We're like, what the hell is going on? Why are you
guys doing this? And these kids said to us, and they were they
were thirteen fourteen, just like Megan's son's age, and they were like,
it's safer for us to fight here than to fight in the street. Well,
well, with the school that there's a chance that you would have if
something nothing's gonna go all that bad, because if it really did, she's
gonna break it up. Yeah, somebody's gonna come rushing in because the kids
are gonna get loud. That's not the right answer. No, that that
that this shouldn't be the case. We shouldn't be encouraging that. But there
was something about being learning to take a punch, how to fight. But
you know what's interesting is I think most of these fights that were allowed to
happen in the classroom by this teacher and this teacher in Texas and another one
in Florida, two states that surprise, surprise, this is a substitute.
Though this one's a substitute. I think the other one was a was a
legit, well not a legit. Not that, not that a substitute isn't
legit. I don't want to say that, but that this one was a
regular teacher. And I think you should every day teacher, to be fair,
though, I mean two things. First, there were teaching math,
there was octagons involved, and the second of all, it's still better than
Jim class square dancing, uh huh the gym class squared. And then this
lady, she just she actually making them fight. The district confirms the teacher
outlined rules for the students to follow and even instructed one to keep watch at
the door while fights took place. Has not released the identity of the substitute
teacher, but did confirmed that she is hired. On March sixth, they
say that she's no longer employed by the district, will we hire? The
districts issued a statement to parents calling the teacher's actions quote appalling and intolerable and
ms disgust you must feel about these events, even if they're short stuff.
Take extra precautions for these substitute These teachers, these volunteers take extra precautions.
Is anybody monitoring some them their behavior is? Martinez says her daughter is now
getting threats from other students for reporting it something she's is her daughter, my
daughter. I know that she's a sweet she's sweet girl. She's soft raised,
softy. She's getting death threats. I would, well, that's not
cool. None of that is cool. Well is a different place. I'm
going to tell you that wholeheartedly. Having spent now twenty years, Like I
always joke around with everyone, I'm like, I never left high school.
So I left high school. I went to college, and then I had
high school, and then I just stayed. Okay, isn't it called the
fountain of youth? Yes? It is, God bless you. And that's
why her son doesn't want her to be around when his buddies are exactly so.
The fights, the fight stuff is because I remember, I haven't I
break up fights. This is the most hilarious thing to me. This is
why I love about breaking up fights. I can get in the middle of
a fight and they're like, yo, missus here, oh yeah, And
then in the end and then I'll put him in the room with me and
who fights more boys or girls? Girls? Well, I'm she's But when
I was in a cot I never got in a girls fight. You can't
get in girls. Girls fight your bed at your hair and and like my
like I have very long hair, it seems like it would hurt. I
can tell you this from my profession. From my perspective too, the educational
field. Most injuries within the educational system comes breaking up into falscations. Yeah,
my dad was a teacher, uh sixth grade teacher in the inner city
of Poughkeepsie for thirty five years. He would girls fight, but he would
always keep his forearm and he's said, keep it from here to their neck.
Girls are really nasty, like they're out there. They'll get their like
claws, they pull hair. My boys will fight, but then they'll be
like, like I said, ten seconds later, they're like very like,
oh, I'm so sorry that we're really good. We could throw them into
an office together and I'm like, you guys are eating cheetos right now together
like celebrating right, But ten seconds ago I was breaking well, and that's
why the women's soccer teams catching someone which I just got broke my time.
I remember in like literally I said that one time this year. I was
like, guys, I just got my nails. It's expensive. I don't
get paid enough to get my nails done everything. And then they did it
go fund me page for her to get her Here's the other college Alorida teacher
is under fire for allowing students to fight. This middle school fight club just
the latest example of violence in schools, with a teacher allegedly promoting violence instead
of trying to prevent it. News stations Brooke Shaefer digs into this growing problem
violence. A middle school teacher in Florida now facing criminal charges, accused of
hosting fights in her classroom. Sixth graders at Griffin Middle School near Tallahassee told
authorities twenty three year old teacher Angel Footman allowed pre planned fights to take place
in her class, reportedly telling students they could have thirty seconds no school,
wow, thirty seconds. That's not even around. Yeah, that's not even
like a minute. It so, but you could be preventing fights in hallways.
You could get things over and by the way, I think when one
kid gets a hit. I'll tell you this. I got in a fight
in eighth grade and this is when I kind of new like I would go
into almost a blind rage this kid. It was started by an older kids.
This kid was stepping on my notebook. I pulled my notebook. I
pushed him. He came out into the uh UM hallway behind me. He
jumped on my back and I want to flipping him over and just punching him
like repeatedly, And all of a sudden, I got like this moment,
I'm like, holy shit, of like clarity, I can't do this,
but I if you hit me, I there's a blind rage that comes.
And that's why I've talked to a lot because I've talked about this for a
long to a lot of like professionals over the years, and I've been told
well that that that somebody who's a fighter, And I go, yeah,
no shit, But if your first instinct is to hit, there's something wrong
with you that I believe that my core, Yes, in my core,
I believe there's something wrong with you. Not the instincts, not at all,
but there's a you've evolved you that's not your first instinct. But I
almost wondered, like, in a way, could you have like look a
Quintas does the mission bouts? Yeah, right, they did it that started
because of because of fights in the hallways. I know that, and I
remember talking to Dom from rock Boxing, which, by the way, I
teach it at a different place. But I will tell you that if you're
ever looking to take a great boxing about there's been good reviews, but I
will say you're not wrong because he's a guy who is like he was a
powerhouse and he's also a kettle bell for a long time to competitive kettle bell.
But that gym is great, and I did some sparring there at times
until I took a shot to the chin in my forties and I went fuck
this onto old kettle bell. Isn't that what Ross did on friends? Kettle
bell? More bell in your forties anymore? I know, thank you.
He doesn't look it though, but let me see, here's a great thing
that means I'm still alive. Yeah, as long as I go as I'm
still alive, that's a great thing. I love this for you, And
to be fairness, sary to teach was twenty three. Yes, the teachers
teach. The students were Florida. Students were twenty one. One. Thing
I can say about teaching, it's not for the weird teaching, like it's
not for the week. It's not. It's like the hardest thing anyone could
ever do. I've never met a teacher that I don't owe the utmost respect.
I've got a few gym teachers, like, come on, even gym
teachers even p to stop calling a gym because I would tell you this,
a lot of pe teachers, but they were the greatest coaches beyond the gym.
They were great at almost at coaching you with single vers. And even
where I work great now is one hundred percent dedicated to every single student that
like, it's it's a cool thing to see. Sometimes I just think it's
so hard. So that's like when they talk about violence, you know they're
promoting violence, but one of the things my perspective is is they're actually trying
to prevent violence. That's what I thought with this. I agree in a
way. I know it sounds stupid or to some to some on the surface,
but I thought, to your point, Greg, if you allowed this
and it was thirty seconds, the kids get the aggression out and then we
ended, could we do this in some structured way with a little more oversight,
because look, in the school I went to the high school. I
had my history teacher and shop teacher getting a fist fight in the main office,
in the main office, and it was the main office, and mister
Strong decked mister McNeil. McNeil the fly. I don't know, but I
went back to every time I saw Strong because he was the football coach.
I go, hey, McNeil says hello. My dad was like a school
super well, he was like the assistant superintendent. So back in the day
when you were allowed to do whatever you want, somebody was always picking out
my sister. And so I would have told you, I have an older
sister, and I have an older brother and sister, and so I would
have to go to school every day with my ad and sit in his office
as a school and then he walked me through the hallways and I'd go to
like my little fifth grade classroom. And one day somebody was this kid was
always picking up my sister. Now picture this is happening. Now I'm walking
with my dad and all of a sudden, I go over the fountain get
a drink. I turned and my dad got him up like in a locker,
and he was like, if you ever fucking talk to my daughter like
that again, I'll kill you. Yeah, put him down, and we
went to fifth grade. But here's here's the problem is that nineteen eighty eight,
nineteen ninety ninety two, you're no, you're aging me. No,
I mean maybe, I mean twenty. And then my dad went on to
have a very successful career in the city. Right, But here's he retired
tier one. I mean, but that was always the thing. I can't
tell you I got written up. But this kid right up against the locker
ro. I had mister Salvia as a teacher. He was a substitute shop
teacher, and I called him a mister. He was also helped out with
the football team, so I knew him and I came in a mister Saliva
rolled me up. I got the tension, but it would cut the ship.
Yeah, it ended the ship. Yeah, they never did it again,
and it was there was respect for him. But I also think like
jacking a kid up against the wall. He took my I've never seen such
like. I still remember, and I'll tell stories in the classroom, like
you guys won't even let me say I dislike what you're doing without calling your
parents. Yeah, my dad jacked a kid up right against it. But
that's where we're getting soft problem. And my dad was Sarah one and retired
at one hundred and seventy five thousand dollars a year. Unfortunately, he passed
away very quickly after that, but he went on to be like a very
it was allowed, like I like, it was just like an everyday thing.
I'm just walking through, just going to fifth grade. That's that's the
whole thing about She thought about raising a soft culture of kids is that it's
the accountability and it's holding them to the circumstances. I think that we are
more accepting of the nuances as opposed to just having them accountable. Look,
you made a bad decision. You got to own up to that bad decision
and move forward. Yeah, I think there's all there's a lot of excuses.
There's a lot of softness that kind of comes around that, and a
lot of that is parenting, but it's also cultural. I mean, it's
it's the way our society is. But I'm a bad parent. But I
feel like there's a piece greg that sometimes the loudest again out of the fringes.
Yeah, so what her dad did. I think there would be many
people today that would applaud that in a way, right, Well, they
would that your dad was a horrible person. I would fight them in him
model. But maybe there's a better way to go about it than checking the
kid up. But to stop a kid and go that's not how we talk
to young women, well ever, or anybody. I agree that there'd be
some people that applaud it. And I think that's I think those are qualities
that given circumstances, that that's you have to handle the situation. Unfortunately,
today you the other side gets louder. Yes it does. And that's where
and that's what you heard. It's and right now where we're hearing the loudest
is that the fringes. We're seeing it in schools, we're seeing it in
politics. The minority is having the largest voice. And that's dangerous. That
is what's a dangerous and so but you know, I mean, look,
I mean one of the things about teachers that I my whole life has been
significantly influenced by teachers. Yes, you know, my high school football coach
was one of my teachers, you know, and my basketball coach was and
and these are people that are committed to trying to encourage kids and teach kids
what it is to be good citizens and good people, and they go unrecognized
quite often because they gotta do all this shit, all this bull crap,
And then you have all these parents who think that they know better and they're
the worst. Nobody goes into teaching because you think that teaching is going to
be turning elon musk. Yeah, no, and yeah, teachings like I
can't say that I would ever turn my life around and do anything different,
but teaching's card. Yeah it's hard anywhere, right, I sat in the
classroom for eighteen years. And but you also like, as a teacher,
you have to be very you have to recognizing. So like my last year
of teaching post pandemic, I recognize I was the worst teacher ever. I
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do. Yeah, I'm out. And luckily the superintendent, because he could
have made two choices, he would have been like, well, part ways,
Megan, and I would have been all right whatever. I became a
kindergarten reading teacher. Well crave were you before that? That's but man,
you went to the opposite end of the spectrum. I loved everything about kindergarten.
I'm sure you did. I bet it was refreshing and recharging. Clubs
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I mean, she was stunning, and I became personally aware of myself.
Honestly, when my son's friends were like talking about me, I was like,
well, I gotta cuts of ship. Like That's when I was like,
told, I didn't know that you were sees mom, Yeah, thirteen
years old, Gold's first partner. So like my son's texting me, Mom,
don't get out of the car. They're all talking about you. I
was like talking about what you're your kids friend's first bonner. I mean yeah,
wow, wow, yeah, yeah, you know. I gotta tell
you there was there was none. There were no women in horn Now that
were moms. I was like that one or no, who all my buddies
at Alfred their moms there was There's not one of them. No, I
don't. I never so gross. I never had that about any of the
cows than women. They're fourteen year olds are gross. Yeah, but like,
why would you think that? Like I could never imagine growing up and
being like, oh my god, your dad Like wow, I mean,
oh baby, didn't see the right dad. You know, if John Hamm
walked in as the dad or Brad Pitt, you might have changed your story
a little bit. I don't know if Tom Cruise walked in there. I
was like, why, just Kevin, You're walked not at all? What's
that? Why can't I just be pretty and a mom at the same time?
And my kids are like, we hate you? Why because dudes don't
think that way. We look at a woman who's attractive and you immediately have
thoughts of missus Robinson him birth, So what they don't give that mean?
To say you know how to use it right means that they know that you
can. Well it's broken in. That's like an old minute. Well,
we used to take our baseball match for the ball on a couple of weeks,
rubber banded it up to me. I'm like, hot, damn boys
like us? Did his mom? Oh my god, that's that's pretty good.
You've never given number on his mother. Lucas his buddy. Man,
your mom's hot, and you say back to him, you know you not
want to see what he did to me. It was like I've been in
there. Well you know what Tom Cruise, by the way, I didn't
know that he had dated Sophia Vogar, No he didn't. Yeah, she's
signal. In two thousand and five they went out for a few days and
at nighter and during the daytime. There's pictures that both play even like but
Tom Cruise in the pictures because he's not he's not a very I don't know
how tall Tom Cruise. He's five seven five seven towers over time, I
overhand points of years I was at I was an event and he was about
fifty yards away from me, and I was like, shit, I'm taller
than him. Yeah, did you meet him at all? I didn't.
You're taller than Tom Cruise, I am now. I so I've heard that
some Cruise is one of these guys that remembers everybody's name. Yeah, like
I gathered. I didn't think that. He's like really int hey man great,
like he's intense and focused and on. Hey, Greg Cunners, I
crashed that plane. You gotta help me out here, John. Uh,
but Joe, what is it? Joe, Joe Manganello Manganello, he's six
five and he and yeah, and he and Sophia Vergara getting divorced, and
Tom allegedly, according to the tabloids, it wants another shot. It's hey,
you know, our our common friend John to Tulio, we were just
talking on the radio about guys under five ten or the new rage at least
on match dot com. And I say, John, it's because according to
everybody over six foot's already in a relationship. It's only a short guys that
are single. Yeah, I am not. You should not go on any
dating I'm not. I was on. I was on some dating sites and
it was more out of spite to someone else to oh really, yeah,
see I see Italian in me, what did Tom? No? I'm often
no, I'm so off. I see. Here's what I would say that
people like, consider this before you go on a dating site. I think
the dating sites are more geared in favor of women. Before anybody jumps on
my ship, I will just say that if you're out, if you're out
in a while, let's say, all right, and you meet somebody,
right, you meet somebody at a bar, you meet somebody at a gym,
you meet somebody at the coffee, and you want him having a conversation.
Maybe at first they're not, they're not the most attractive, but then
you start talking to them and they're funny, yeah, and that's attractive,
right. And then you find out a little bit more about them and they're
very into their family and by the way they went, you know they care
about their parents and they have the same values of you. When you go
on a dating site, it's not that. And I think for most women,
they're all trying to go for the same guy that looks like Brad Pitt,
right, and he's going to be an asshole, and that's not me.
I don't know what I download Snapchat because my kids are such young young.
That's that's what individual kids. But then I found this filter is look
forward Stacy's mom, I like twelve, and I'm like, oh, so
everything on stamp chat is like, hey, there's there's Megan her life.
So my experience so I literally look amazing and my lips are huge, and
like, I have nothing. Let's see, let let the hate hate corner
over here, jos so while she's doing that. So my experience on the
on the dating apps was was similar to that. I mean, you know,
my joke is I'm five foot nine, but if I stand on my
personality, I'm like six f R yes, But that doesn't and Stephanie would
rip on me. She's like, look, you're the worst picture taker I've
ever seen. She's like, your pictures do not reflect who you are as
a person. How beautiful I am on sampchat. Oh okay, you're selling
yourself. Sure you're just as beautiful in person. Yeah, I mean if
you can get because that doesn't even look like the same person you're with.
I didn't even look at it. I'm just I'm just playing. I'm saying
I'm totally it was right there. But this is the different one of the
different one. Of the huge differences between men and women. I don't even
know what the fucking filter. I don't either. I have no idea,
so I can tell you when I look at something, Remember Stephanie ripped on
me. I think some filters, by the way, make you look uglier.
I would rather like no, But I mean, some of these things
are too smooth. There's some one there's beauty in some of these what what
I think people would refer to, and I'll say flaws, But there's beauty
in some of those flaws, and and people discount that. And I think
that's that's too bad, because there's something about being authentically you that I think
is beautiful. I hope some day some woman finds my flaws to be attractive,
a lot of them, most of right now. For saying that,
for saying that that was the most beautiful thing, well, I mean,
but well, I just think that sometimes when you look at these things,
there are women that try that that are very concerned about their looks and getting
older and all this. Sometimes when we try to look younger, you'll start
to look ridiculous, look ridiculous. And Joan Rivers, Joan Rivers, I
had a I knew a guy that it's like addictive, Greg that he wanted
he was in a top he was to Michael Jackson, No, he's a
radio guy. He was top forty Geronimo, owned his own state, his
own UH network, he was syndicated around the country, and he had he
started to look ridiculous. Yeah, yeah, and wound up dying at some
point. But I mean, young fifty three, Oh my God, Jesus
Christ, most of you that it's fun to make sure most of the most
of my felsd I just Nick Melty's d w I mug shots. Ye,
a little bit better about your well. However, that filter, I was
like, I'm like and Beetle Cotello loves the filters because you see it and
that's what you want. And by the way, I don't think there's anything
wrong with my matter is like, if you ever put that filter on me,
I will kill my Son's like, that's ridiculous, not even you.
But if you had some kind of plastic surgery and it made you feel more
confident, I don't think there's Yeah, like we talked about this before,
I'm fine with that. You know, God's given people a lot smarter than
me talent. If you want to utilize that talent. God bless you go
for it. But uh yeah, and and and for those of you who
are when you're listening, you know, Stephanie is supposed to be here tonight.
She blew us off, and uh, we're supposed to do an unfilter
in an average Yeah. And I haven't dropped the latest because I didn't know
when the next one was going to be done. So we'll put out episode
five tomorrow but or today. But I don't know what. I don't know
what they're going to do the next one. And I was disappointed because she
made a deal about coming. I'm stuck on a boat. Yeah, her
and Katie were gonna come, and uh, we're gonna what is your theories
of lawyers to what happened there? Um, I'm gonna, I'm gonna and
uh that wasn't fair, you know. It's uh so we we talked about
dating. We're gonna talk about so, you know, the whole Stephanie and
she's Mike, and you know, we invited Mike to come what we wanted
to. Now she got stuck on a boat and they're having a lot of
fun. And look, I've been on a boat and you get out there
and and things happen and you lose track of time, which is fantastic,
but uh, you know, it's one of those things where as a guy,
there's a whole difference between daylight and nighttime. Yeah, and my son,
there's a song I think by um Kenny Chesney because I listened to What's
So Funny? I like, Kenny are Over, I Love Well. I'm
a big fan of No Shoes Radio and yeah, and I listened to that
song and it's called I Think it gets Hotter when the Sun goes down.
Totally get hotter when the sun goes down, and I go, that's from
my entire dude that way. So when we were on break, my son
sent me a tax He's off the dinner with his girlfriend and his friends and
and his girlfriend's mom picked him up and took him to the restaurant. She's
gonna bring him back here and drop him off. And he's like, hey,
can I go to you know, one of his buddy's houses after dinner
and hang out? And I'm like no, because it's dark out. And
the discussion here was off off line was things change when it gets dark.
Guys mindsets change, you know, they do, but if you're a good
parents. I didn't want him to go because why because you think pregnancies happen
after darkness? Yeah, more so than daylight. Guy's minds change at dark.
Now, my daughter was allowed, Like I let her go to a
coed party nighttime or daytime last night. And I always have to remind my
daughter that she's super pretty, but she doesn't ever realize it, okay,
and so I always but I say different things that I would never even say
on a podcast or her. God bless you as a mom. But you're
allowed to say that, like it, Yes, I like ye, yeah.
You have to tell her a lot about like if something happened, like
if a man comes at you or a boy or whatever, like there are
certain things that happened to a sixteen year old girl that aren't going to happen
to a forty one year old woman. Like what unless you're using that forty
way, I'm confused. What are you talking about? Because guys at fifteen
or at fifty three, by the way, one fifteen mirror images exactly.
So what are you telling me? I didn't have forty one. I'm able
to like say no, yes, and at fifteen They're just like, yeah
whatever. I'm like, okay, yeah, okay, I'm not going to
be a grandmother too pretty for that, and like, let's just deal with
this. Is they don't have the Betty White filter yet. Do you know
what they would call that, Gilf? Yeah, thank you, Greg,
I'm so glad you're right there. Did you tell them about my shirts?
What your what? No? I didn't want. So my son plays lacrosse
and he had a good friend and they we were in like Nowheeresville, Pennsylvania,
and this kid came out and he had an I Love Milk shirt on
MILFs. Yeah. So I was like, this is so offensive, and
like he and I were like taking pictures whatever I posted. I'm like,
you know what, this is super offensive. So we go into this I'm
not joking about this mall. They called it a mall, Okay, I
don't know that it was actually a mall. It had like a rainbow.
It's a mall defined by southern tier that moll. I grew up in that
kind of area. So there was a shirt in the window that said I
loved Dilves. Yes, oh me too. Yeah, So I bought it
and walk out to the car and He was like, you go off and
he goes, Lucas, do you see your mom? Lucas turn n he
goes check it off. I love Dilve's shirt. The Fisher together. Yes,
my kid has I love hot hockey moms. Yeah, and his mother
bought it for him. We were the I love Delves, I love Milves.
That was our moment. Huh. Yes, well it's a bonding moment
with your kids, and it's sort of a joke, right well my son
and his friend. Yeah, it was just like it was a moment.
We were loving that for everyone. Sure, you know what's funny is it?
My kids? Their friends? Now one of my kids friends, who's
a girl, ever wore a shirt this as I like Dil's. No,
no, not at all. Of course the kids would wear the boys would
wear it. Are hot. I've never had that. Oh yeah, that's
that's again. You know, boys, whether you're fifteen or fifty one,
yea, the mindset, you know, there's a little bit more maturity when
you're fifty one, but you can very quickly go back to that fifteen year
old mind in a second. Were going to be able to wear it.
I love Dil's shirt again. Anywhere you any backyard barbecue you want to go,
Invite you back here next weekend. I'm gonna get you wear you wear
that shirt. I'm telling you, you wear that to anywhere you're invited,
and you will be a hit. Yes hit, you were to laugh.
Yeah, you talk about having kids and stuff, and now we have these
Seltzers and things that are really like do you remember as a kid, like
I remember problem It was Golden Sea Seltzers, the hard slings to your story
about what my idiot son and his friend did. They literally say the night
at my house and the next morning there was in my recyclables were three selters
from like and I don't drink selters because I'm like a hard alcohol girl,
like or a wine drinker. And I was like, where these things come
from? This shocker And I was like where these things come from? And
they're on the table and Lucas is like, we drank them last night or
you're thirteen, okay, so but that's I put them in the recycla well.
But here's the weird part is that's not out of bounds. It's not
it's not it's not out of the range of should we encourage it? Absolutely
not my five cents back. No, but we shouldn't encourage it. But
where are they going to put it? Yes, that's what I say too,
because I was probably fourteen, my parents had left me at home.
I got so drunk. My friend and I couldn't feel our faces, so
we just kept slapping each other across the face until his older brothers, Yes,
there's gonna do what I mean? It was it was insane and so
you think. But now they have hard seltzer ice pops and I go,
you have Well, it's a weird thing, right you really? Or they
sell liquor store ever, really, here's the fridge. God, I believe
now more than ever in twenty twenty three for all things, whether they and
we're talking about alcohol, but everything you have to be so self governing.
Yeah, on yourself because which I think is great, right, because we
talk about you know, freedom and all this stuff and all that. If
we want freedom, everything should be available. I went to bed last night
and I was like, and I woke up, and Addison thinks she woke
up. My daughter came home from a party. When did you come home?
And she was like, way to go, mom. I know most
moms sleep like the you know what I mean. My mom is always like
that. My dad two dogs at bark too, and I didn't even wake
up for any of it. I was like, why did you get home?
Ads? Did you ever last night? Was it the edible? Why?
I hadn't no edibles? No, no edibles? No I would die?
Yeah, yeah, right, edibles are okay. No. She literally
was like she came home at midnight and I asked her to call me,
and I had my phone in my hand when I was going to bed and
never called me. And then at six o'clock in the morning, I was
like, when did you get How old are your kids? Fifteen and fourteen?
Fifteen fourteen? So your life now, said did the three sixty?
You can like track all that, track everything the kids. But by the
way, the best thing for a parent and the worst thing for a kid
my mother. I would have been. I snuck out of the house so
many times out last night. Yeah. So he he paused his location,
Sure he did. He had two kids and the dogs are barking, and
I'm like, where the hell my location? I went to fifty cent last
night for my sorry Lucas. Oh yeah, he I was like, why
are the drugs barking and get off and walk around and I'm like, oh,
they must be playing Xbox and like like in the back room or whatever.
So I just go back to bed. And I had no idea.
They just totally mom of the year way to investigate. Well, it's a
it's a hard thing. And the other thing is like, but again,
you go to all this stuff is available, What do you do with your
kids in terms of you know, my parents wouldn't We used to have to
sign things in school, the promise that you wouldn't drink yeah or whatever.
But my parents were you know, I knew my dad would go crazy.
So I wound up having the party after the senior prom at your house by
accident, So drunk at your house and my parents house because they still do
the prom promise. The prom promise is what it used to be called,
Like, what were you not gonna get drunk? Well, yeah you can
fuck, but you can't can't drink do it sober? You got you gotta
know what you're doing. Yeah, you got to consent. You can't consent
if you're in toxic So Greg, how about this? So this girl calls
my parents and she says, we hear you're having the party after the problem.
My parents called me and go, hey, we're having the party after
problem. I go no, and they said, oh we are Now.
Katosovsky's parents called and said you are to go. Shit. Kato wasn't it
the guy that was at Simpsons was, But this is Kate Osovsky. Kate
was like pretty hot and she was very popular and her family was pretty rich.
They had come up from New York. They owned a goat farm.
So they had found like billber and you could have made it like a dot
farmer. They had bougie milk, fucking milk, shit ton of money,
nothing. All the assholes came up from Manhattan. They wanted this stony It
was called stony Brook Farms. Bougie milk. You can still buy it today
back it's goat milk. Yeah, like breast milk, and you buy it.
You go to towns like line Back where my mom lives. It's bougie.
So Kate. So my parents are like, all right, we're gonna
have to I didn't want to go, so I went. We had weed
and a bomb. We didn't have any water for the bomb, so we
use we used the fake alcohol they put in the in the uh in the
limo. We used that as our bong water. I got so high.
Now I come in. Everybody. Yeah, my fucking frontlwan is littered with
kids. There's all these kids. My parents are running around. My dad's
dumping beers out of things to My dad's a teacher, and he knew some
you know, he knew what the consequences would be. And Uh, I
come running around the side of the house. I got a beer. My
old may end clothes like shit fucking clothes. Put his whole arm out.
Why Why did you do that? Because I wanted to drink with my friends?
He was eighteen years old. Yes, I was seventeen because I seven.
I know it's okay, but I like to say seventeen only because it
makes me sound the younger. Yeah, but I was seventeen and then so
all and and my date had come home from her freshman year in college to
come with me, and she went to Cornell. Is a big deal.
She probably is now, I don't know, Uh, I would say,
I don't know at the time. That is true, Yeah, because we
the next day, I got so drunk. I got so drunk at beach
party and I came home my dad had just put in a new uh.
He had finished the basement, put out this patio and an atrium door that
opened up and had a screen door and a nice pebblestone patio outside. And
I came running downside downstairs. Hey, and I jump, and I realized
the screen doors closed. I hit the screen door. The screen door goes
plunk right out of the thing. He looks at me and goes, I
hope you have a hangover tomorrow. But I don't know, Like my kids
didn't really try to sneak alcohol and stuff. There was other sh there was,
you know, you know, I mean for me, for will,
I mean as a parent, as a parent, when I look at my
kids and I think the way they are, they are so much better than
I was. I agree, but but but you know, I will say
this my parents, especially my mom, and I love her to death.
She drove me to hide it, and so everything was underground, and so
everything was hidden, and so it wasn't upfront with my kids. You know,
we talked about raising a softer generation. Is that I think I think
I have a better communication pass with my kids than I have with my mom
and my dad. But my dad was much cooler, but he was you
know, he was so beholden to my mom because she was the she wore
the pants in the family. She was the one who was kicking ass and
fighting in the corner um. But you know, with the kids these days,
I think, if you know, I think the parenting track is if
you can have that open relationship and have that communication. You know, we
were in Europe a couple of weeks ago. My kids loved it, especially
Luke, who's not going to be a rising senior, because in Europe there's
no drinking agement into a family, right, So I would say, you
know, we want some wine, and they'd bring three classes out. They
didn't ask Luke how old he wasn't ask well hold he was it, didn't
asked me how old I was. They just poured the freaking wine, right,
and Luke was like, cheers, let's go. Yeah. But but
it was so much easier for us to hide it when we were kids.
There's so many things out there now like the three sixty and the away anything
ring doorbell, holy shit. But then when you live at my heart house,
it's like it sounds like over there, it's just fucking the video camera.
It's Lord of the flies and yeah, it's like literally not, that's
not that's not her house. Yeah, my daughter goes the other day,
she goes, I don't really bed headache so um. And I'm not a
hard liquor drinker, but I had made bloody marries for like girlfriends and hard
liquor. About ten minutes ago, Greg GRIFFI, I thought it was them.
It was the Seltzer thing. It was you. Not it was win
Greg roofied that wine. I'm thinking, oh I did Greg Roofy's his friends.
My daughter took a shot of stoly lime and I was like, did
you puke afterwards? Because I want to could you imagine to be a shot
of stolely lying? It's better than butter so Scott schnaps and so. As
a parent, one of the things I do with the kids when we were
in Europe was when we were out. You know, we were out at
the restaurant and they probably drink my kids is but one of the things I
used was I was like, you know, look, we weren't knowing that
wine. We had to be someplace, had a specific time, we had
to be somewhere. I was like, leave it. You don't need to
you don't need to finish it, leave it and most of the stuff is
to be enjoyed and away. No, they didn't, they didn't. And
then I was like in the on thing as I said, was in don't
do shots? You shots for one reason? One reason only do you get
drunk faced? Yeah, when you're bills game baby, No, that's that's
the only reason. And that was a thing. Shots just to get I
don't agree with shots just to get ship faced. Well, ok I do,
let's go. Why would you do shots if you weren't planning to get
drunk? Sometimes they taste good, yeah, okay you can. They can
taste good, but there's a concentration, the mount of alcohol that you know
you're getting hammered. I mean you're on a party that that's when you see
the Bachelori party. Yes, right, when you put that filter on,
you're on the beach. And I would do shots where I wanted to say
something or do something and I didn't have I knew it was wrong. Yeah,
and then I'd do a shot and then that whole inhibition of erasing the
wrongness would go away, and then I would do it. Yes, no
fun stories, great times, Yes, wrong comes out if I did a
bunch of shots, shots comes out, Bill Moran, you are not a
fun shot guy. I would run and jump off Greg's death. Are you
ever did a shot? Huh? No? If if we did shots.
So, my friend's going to a bachelor party because I want to see that.
We're in Canada, happening. We're in Canada. So I happened to
have a go to a bachelor party years ago in Canada. Yeah, they're
wild, they get crazy. I mean, if I turned to music and
right now, Greg Shorts are sure enough to be a dude. The chubbies.
Shie's got the chubby going. But that is true? Are they are
they Bael? Are they as wild as Definitely? They're definitely missed it.
Man, dude, I was time. I have a fourteen year old.
So the last time I was in Canada for an actual bachelor at party,
yeah, it was the thunder from Donald Right. Yes, dude, I
went to the thunder Down under this is so great in I was already retired
from that program. And what happens from Russia? It is. I went
to thunder Down Editor, I learned a lot. What did you learn?
What did you learn? What would did you possibly learn there's a lot of
things to happen in day. A strip club that only allows mails to strip.
Yeah, in Canada, Yeah, the women get to touch a lot
of things, you know, like the people that show up at like two
o'clock in the afternoon. Yeah there, Oh of course they are like like,
but there's but I tell you what, I think that that that for
the guys. The women get a lot more handy than they totally, totally
yeah, women are much more aggressive to a girl with it because there's but
I've been to the classic gat like. I like the classic GAT like.
I'm like a girl that gets gone. But a lot of girls, a
lot of girl touch a girl. The classic cat the guy touches a girl,
they beat the shit out of you. I would never touch a girl.
I wouldn't either. I would need gloves either. When our friend Doug
Phelps, who was a DJ, Dougie, I just think that, yeah,
what do you think he's got great introductions? I can't I can't wait
to hear that. This song is bothering me? All right, what are
you waiting for? One of the guys who walk out of the man cave.
Why, I think that Canadian strip clubs for men, like if it's
an all man, Yeah, that's it. Hits different? What how I
don't understand how purple? What's purple? The helm, the helmet. The
purple helmet s purple to me? Is the emoji? Yeah? The eggplant?
Actually talking about the eggplants different in Canada than it is in the US,
just like the eggplant. Damn, thank god, I'm thinking I'm not
and here I'd be disappointing a lot of women in Canada. Well, you
gotta say south the border. I literally was like, wow, this is
amazing. But it's been years. I mean I probably haven't been there and
since COVID started. Well, it sounds like you need to make a trip
back. We'll take a break. Kevin, Kevin put a game together.
Oh yeah, yeah, no, no, we'll we'll get to it next.
We'll find out what kind of game is it? Because he freaking he
kicked my ass in cornhole. I embarrassed me. I watched embarrassed me.
I was actually really thrilled about that. Whytol me get my ass kicked?
Yeah, because I go Greg never loses. This is a rare, rare
thing to see Greg. I might think Greg Batara of cornhole. You know
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But my body, my body telling me, baby, I don't hurt,
but there is something that Yeah, we gotta confess here. I'm gonna be
on your chest. I was about to say, I don't mean, who
is this Kevin? R Kelly? Kelly chest? And give me the club
man if they ever had a prison talent contest, God, he can hate
the other guys. Should have to go up against R. Kelly. That
would be there for a long time. He is and he should be No
R Kelly, like we always hear, the big joke is that you become
somebody's pitching in prison. But I don't know. I mean, he don't
see nothing wrong with no. But would you have no? But here's the
thing, would you have Let's say you found your prison bitch, would you
have our Kelly coming serenade while you're getting down? Wrong drop? So yeah,
first of all, I would kill myself before that happening. I think
I couldn't. Yeah, I couldn't. I can't imagine. I can't imagine.
Got off. You used to be in the bitch though, because you're
a Bills fans. Oh wow, Wow, that just hurt out of nowhere.
You know, I used to like Kelvin. I never did, but
I used to like Kelvin. I liked his wife always. It's very love
sweetheart, she's kinds you know. He just freaking daggers it. What's going
on? Some kind of communication between husband and wife? Here is everything?
Okay, she's gotta Oh something bad happened. Oh her phone died. Well
it's over. I can get a charger for you. No, we gotta
charger right there, charger charger right there? All right? So Kevin has
put together a game. What kind of game is it? Well, this
is a game. I believe he's kicked as every kind of game is This
is like a Kevin Am I wrong if I say it's a sexual position game
where Stephanie se Timepie, Stephanie and Katie where the hell are you. Stephanie's
on a boat somewhere. I think Stephanie got suppose I think Stephanie got She
said she was kidnapped sidetrack somebody, somebody, Mike, Mike, man,
dude, I'm bummed, I am to myself. Yes, I thought for
sure this was gonna be a big opportunity to me, Mike, our big
opportunity to h boyfriend. Yeah yeah, yeah, but no, So Kevin,
what is so? This is? Where? How does the game work?
I guess I'll give you. I'll give you the description. You tell
me the name, you give the description of this of the what, I'll
give you the description of the sex. I'm didn't want to play this game,
I'll give you. I'll give you a tester here that she's only gonna
play if she can, like laying on the couch. What if? What
if you win? You could win? You laying on the couch on the
right. Now, she's got Ox in her lap and he's just all right.
So I'm gonna give you. I'll give you the acts here. I
will test this one with this one. Okay, laying on the couch watching
Hallmark movies, eating Texas Roadhouse rolls with the slightest amount of grease just underneath
your fingernails. That would be the race Ra and Randy. Megan doesn't listened
enough to know. I know who Race and Randy is from back in the
dead. Wow, look at you, so Randy listened? So rac and
Randy man your a legend. Megan remembers you from the day. How about
this one stuff and a taco in the amus of your partner and then need
to eat it? Whoa, whoa the Stephanie spicy gringo? Oh the spicy
gringo? Oh my god? Who I didn't know that? You didn't know
that? Have you never even heard anything like that? I've heard of that
the act of ejaculating up a woman's nose, followed by the girls snorting it.
The word ejaculating just took me off. I heard nothing else that.
She started screaming, whoa wat ejaculating up a woman's nose, followed by the
girl actual, that's called the that's called the hoover. That's uncomfortable, Boston
so uncomfortably doesn't want to sit with me anymore. Oh my god, the
dog. Wait a second, where did you ever hear of ejaculating? And
a woman's nose. I think it's happened from time to time. Oh my
god, I've never heard of that. Oh I can't do and then she
snorts it, so it usually sounds well. Then you're breathing in, Oh
my god. And then all of a sudden they're signing a real thing as
a kid. Oh my god. You know, every time I listened to
this podcast, I always learned something. Who was gonna say, you got
dumber? All? Oh my, really, you're not. In a very
second, I'm hurt. I'm so hurt. How about this one, you're
not? That was very hurtful. Now she was intentional about that too,
kind of like it. Actually laying on the weight bench in your man cave
while staring at a poster on the wall of Josh Allen. Oh, that's
called the Connor Connor. That's the Connor. That's her physician, that's the
Connor. That's the Connor. Onesome solo, the Connor solo act with a
woman on the weight bench and your man cave while staring at a postern Greg
and his element at the Bill's camp. Oh yeah, I agree with that.
It's fun, man, that's funny. A woman on the weight bench,
there's mirrors where they are. Yeah, that's pretty funny. How about
the act of pulling out after anal sex and finding a piece of fecal matter
on your pepe Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa. Oh, that's okay,
that's happened to people. Um. I think it's called the ill.
That's called see Cleveland apple pick, the Cleveland browns apple. How about this
one sitting at home atop a bed of TRISCT cheese crumbles, jerking off into
an empty guinness can, well dreaming of that's right, you know, that's
called an extra protein guinness in. My favorite, that's called Sunday night.
Here's my favorite. When you're having sex, yes, and you light the
pubic hair of the woman on fire. Whoa before you come oh, after
pulling out, you put it out, which gentleman's relish, what is wrong
with and then run around the room screaming you don't have enough badges to train
me. All I say is that's a woman who was born in the seventies,
because women born yeties afters don't have pub That's just true, because thanks
to porn than I like women. That's what I like younger, it's still
like Greg already, you're older, you careful. I feel like Greg might
know this one offensive. Yeah, I know that is offensive, and I
would have it was gonna be my follow up. I'm glad you asked.
I didn't ask. I just asked. I would never answer that question.
A woman doesn't that's a yes, it does not. This is one I
feel like Greg. I feel like Greg might know this one. So weird.
Came on to be an intelligent woman. You are. We're not,
though, but we're not. We're dudes. We're not when having anal sex,
clunches her butt, cheeks tightly, yes, and then runs down the
hall with the penis still in. Oh, it's called the Danny See Kentucky
tractor poll. I thought it was gonna be na that. Yeah, it's
a line about three three five. You got a little of that touch of
that, I can see it. How about one viber? I have a
three one viber at the property line. We got uh in bed missionary position,
constantly asking if she's okay while listening to a perfectly curated Pearl jam in
doors playlist. That's just like Dad taught. That's all day. I'm constantly
asking are you okay? Yeah, yeah, that's Danny's a good guy man.
He wants to make sure he's taking care of everythinger, yeah, he
wants to make sure everything's good. How about taking a dumping chest and then
Teddy banging her? Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Really
it's a thing. Apparently it's not in my house, but it shouldn't be
a whore taking a take a dump on a woman's chest BAERs during COVID,
But God, after COVID, people went crazy. They were much about this.
I could never how do people I could? That's crazy, that would
be I couldn't stand the smells. Can't be serious. That's a thing that
happens. So wait, absolutely all right, let me ask this question.
Because now that we're now that we're in this, we're in this, we're
in this filth. Uh the blumpkin, you know what? The blumpkin is
here? So this is where a guy is going to taking a number two?
Why would you get Yeah, we're going number two, right, goes
into the toilet, he's on the toilet, She comes in and she performs
oral sex while he's doing that. Now out of here. Number seventeen.
I couldn't. I couldn't imagine. I couldn't imagine that either. But there's
someone I know. I'm not sure I could be attracted to a woman that's
into I know somebody who has said and like doing I know someone who said
they like doing that. So that's a woman. Really, Yes, yes,
get the hell out of here. No, the smell, I guess
I'm too sensory to this. Well, the thing is like, I mean,
you know you're dump and I know mine? Yeah, I mean after
yeah, oh god, after like a couple mile run. Oh yeah,
smells. It's a duty and a sweaty. It's a poo poo. That
trade is moving, man, it's shit flying out of here. It's I
don't like, I'm not like a nut Oh my god, I'm not not
on track kind of woman. So like, I don't like it could happen
like three days from now, or it could happen five days from now.
Oh really has happened. But okay, wow, so I know weird though.
Yeah, you got a couple more for you here. Yeah, ye.
You fill your lady's mouth with her preferred flavor of kool aid, okay,
okay, all right, and then get her on her knees with her
mouth open and while you dip your balls in. What's that called? Um,
so I'm kind of bagging. Yeah, it's not tea bagging cool bagging.
Yeah, that's what the Mississippi bird bath. Greg, So we need
to change the bath. Yeah that's a three five or six h seven?
Oh six or seven? You know what? I would even change it to
eight four five? What's eight four or five? That's where I go up
there? Six h seven is horne. Well this is other time planes and
oh pipe planes was five one eight we got So this is the thing I'm
taking away from Kevin's game. He's a dude, yes, and he's asking
dude questions because I don't think women would. I don't think there's one woman
that would find that romantic in anyway. There, I made your favorite kool
aid. Open your mouth and get ready. Yeah I can't happen. I
mean the women listen on the planet for I haven't nine or so. Like
the dudes are like, I see a woman, she's hot. I wanted
sex with their woman's like there, what don't you want to want to know?
Like? Why are you think what your person flying? I think a
lot of people are like, oh, women are like that they want to
know what. Oh it's Greg Unners and they want me I should hadn't happen?
They want Yeah, I think so sho. I think Greg's lying to
all of us. All you gotta say is if I look at my text
messages and d ms here any of that, I don't see any of that.
Are like, oh it's Greg Connors. Yes, I've never heard that.
You want another one. Greg, Let's hear it yourself from this pool.
You said like something out of Baywatch. He came out like a Baywatch
bottle. That's as she said. We watched Greg led to legs at the
pool earlier. She also goes the baby oil was still his preferred method?
Was No, didn't She didn't say that. She said baby oil was her
preferred method. But she goes, cass, if I had copper, Yeah,
Oh that's funny, that is Greg. How about the act of finishing
on a girl's face, oh yo, and then peeling it off? Oh
my god, that's called disgusting. Yeah. Oh yeah, Hey, hey,
you've been there. The Mexican pancake. Oh my god, I'm never
to let it dry. I mean I'm gonna get up and leave im up.
Yeah. Kevin I'm very, very upset. I told you I felt
dirty rugs Kevin last night while I was at fifty cent, because that was
kind of dirty, wasn't while engaged in doggy style the men with draws is
who who? Yeah, grasped it by the base and then slaps the woman's
butt cheeks. Yeah, it's called Saturday night. I was just gonna say
that it's called Friday. But that's fine. We all have different days of
the week. Greg, I don't know. It's the Hickory Switcher on Friday.
Don't call me. I I mean, don't call me on Friday.
I will call you. One said. I thought you're gonna say you're in
a grabb her hair and then do that. But my mom texted me and
she was like, what are you doing. I was like, I'm on
a podcast. Yea, So I hope she just, oh, she's gonna
ask what podcasts we're gonna talking about. They slapped my hair, mom?
You know. So, I've heard recently that women are growing. Women's particularly
younger women's hair is longer now because they like that. Yeah, they like
the kind of right. They like that physical aggression. That is true,
but polite aggression not like barbaric aggression. But like you gotta do. No,
it wasn't you. It was WHOA, somebody younger than you. I
don't know what's happening here anymore. I don't know if it's happening here.
I don't know what I just did. But he commented on longer hair,
yes, and I'm like, well, I feel like I should have a
cair and haircut. I think women like having their hair pull yes, and
like and the longer it is like a motorcycle. So I need to And
I think women in their twenty mid twenties to thirties and early forties, I
should please No, no, no, no, I'm okay with that.
I really want again, whatever you're into, God bless you. Nobody gets
your rest and I are going to have the same haircut. I mean they
just pop it all off. Oh you're gonna get my legs pretty good.
Yeah, Greg is getting to the point where I could pull it from behind.
Fuck you You're never gonna be behind me, motherfucker. I won't let
you get back on the bills. Make me one hour, one last one
for your hair. Mine's all Greg. Just I would say I didn't see
that. What It's great down there. It's just a tip. It's just
the tip, just a tip, just a tip, just a tip.
That's why you shave. That's it. It's not great. The tip is
just all you need. You know, you're old when your pubbies are really
started. Some going there. No, No, that's no, I haven't
been there. Or no, I haven't found the great pube yet. I
have not either. No, thank god, because you think glasses bill fuck
off? Oh excuse week, go on, what do you got, Kevin?
Last one? Any sex anywhere and then eating scrambled eggs afterwards? Sex?
Isn't that the great counters? Sorry? Any sex I like scrambled eggs
with with ketchup and sausage, turkey sausage. I like turkey sausage, flowing
calories. Any sex anywhere, eating scrambled eggs anywhere. If you listen to
unfiltered and efforts as the Stephanie. I was gonna say, any mail between
the eighties of fifteen and seventy five that has a woman that likes to eat
breakfast, Yes, I agree, that's my answer. All right, Well,
Kevin, Kevin, that that was a that was I need a shower
after you asked me to write that I gave you two choices and that's what
you chose. There was a lot of like, yes, ant shit stuff
that I'm not used to. That's my comfort job. I'm comfortable with anything,
Greg, But in the privacy of a bedroom, I'm fairly confident that
I ended that on my phone and that my work. Yeah, Like,
here's the thing. It's like, I go, I think I could be
talking into anything. Well, I really do. We had this conversation,
but I'm just saying you balked on everything that we said, Like take a
pinky in the pooper? No, I don't want to pin you wouldn't do
this, Yeah, but I don't want to pinky in my pooper, but
I would do a pinky in her pooper. Whoa I mean for me and
fired from my own pocket. I look at it in the context of people
enjoy different things. Yes, whatever, whatever you want, whatever you enjoy
that turns you on. God bless you. And Greg loves the shocker?
What's the shock? Don't don't tell him what the what's the shocker? Don't
tell him what the show? And the pink one of the stinks. Oh
yeah, yeah, I mean I there are certain things. I mean there's
a lot that I think if you find the right life partner and you trust
that person, yes you will do things whatever that is. Yes, it
doesn't necessarily mean that I'm I want it's done to me. But if it's
something that if somebody I trust, somebody I want to be with and that's
what they want, I mean, that's what you do as a life partner.
If you have sex with your boss, I'm not going to shoot because
that smells. I got a sensory thing with my sense, with my smell.
That just freaks me out. Me too. If you have sex with
your boss at work consentually he breaks your leg, call Gregor. First of
all, that's don't do that workers comp it is it would be workers comp
and your boss would be fucking screwed. I said consensual, but it doesn't
matter. There's can can there be consent when you have the boss the boss?
There's that that is in in of itself has an element address, which
is why I would never ever be with the subordinate ever. Thank you.
I think that's very smart. Ever, anybody's listening, don't ever do that,
right, And if you find somebody attracted that you're subordinate or within that
fire them. No, no, no. You then talk it out and
then you decide do you leave or do they leave? And then they got
to get the hell out. Yes, well no, you can find them
their job. Yes she can, that's true. All I will wrap it
up, because God, Kevin, that was so filthy but so wonderful.
I gave you two choices. I'm not pleasing you. I said Battle of
Sexes. Name that sect act. It didn't immediately. It's the fastest text
you remember. Set me back, name Matt sex act. By the way,
I think if Stephanie were here, it would have been very well.
You know what, Greg, we need to do an end of summer one
and we'll be together. Her here. For Megan who walked away. I
was so disgusting that she walked away. For Greg Connors, who's always man,
he brings it every time. And great bills stuffed. For Kevin,
who wrote the filthiest game I've ever seen in my life. I'm Bill Moran
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