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Beans. So why are you me? I hear me me wanting beans?

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For some reason, our song is
not playing. Do yeah doo doo doom

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doom doo doo doom doom doom doom
doom. B surpriy mother fry can take

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up. That's your improvod. It's
Friday, April fifth. Hell? Yeah?

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Oh uh? Eclipse day? Eclipse
Hell is it? No? No?

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I thought it was today. I
cleared the decks. No yet,

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my glasses are on. Don't you
have to have your glasses on the whole

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time? Buddy? Are you wearing
your eclipse glasses right now? You don't

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have to look at me and see
how gorgeous I am with your eclipse glasses.

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Way better, amazing, way better. I don't even have eclipse glass.

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I'm just trusting. I gonna hand
me eclipse glasses on Monday. Do

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you have an extra set? I
do extra sets? Uh? Yeah,

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I think I have like five extra
sets. I want one. They came

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in a pack of six. Could
I have all five? Well? That

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doesn't feel like that's gonna be good. We're looking for the safety of everyone.

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If I run into people who don't
have them, that I can hand

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them to them. Well, you
protect strangers over your friends. I mean,

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you're in radio. What's that mean? Anything? That means nothing?

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You burn your eyes out. We're
fine. All you need is your talent

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hole down here. But how did
I watch the game last night? It

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is a little monster. What happened? Yeah, my little throatole, my

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little gagger, sweet little throat hole. As long as you got that,

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you can get pretty much whatever you
need done, according to these only fan

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stars who are just racking it in. Do you ever think about that?

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What? Whatft? Hanging dong on
only fans? Dude? I don't want

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to do that, but if it
resorted to that, I absolutely think it

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would be in play because I think
it's automatic one million dollars. No,

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not for us, It's not how
that works. Oh, there's a reason

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that traditionally the male porn stars make
about I think what five to ten percent?

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Yeah, okay, but give us
boobies. Does that change it?

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No, nobody will see Nobody wants
to see our man breasts. It's like

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the vagina is like the hottest thing
ever, it's got problems of its own.

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So yeah, I agree to disagree
Danny's Yeah, okay, Well I'm

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just saying. But then again,
you know, if you've never been to

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the Empire State Building and you get
the Leaning Tower of Dallas, I bet

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that looks pretty kick ass. Yeap, yeah, man, look at that

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building. That thing is huge leaning
over. I mean I bet you could

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get probably two hundred and fifteenth to
five hundred bucks a month. Yeah whom

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he or all of us normal normal, innocent man dudes. I mean you

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have a little you know, just
you're not completely unknown in this town.

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Oh yeah, that was a border
line. Yeah, well, you think

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we could like individually make five hundred
dollars a month doing what like a week

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beef shots baby meat shots. But
isn't the strategy that you start small and

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lure them in? Yeah, I
think, and then tease them. And

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that's why you see it is true. All you kind of have is a

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big finish line. Yeah. Oh, speaking of that the others, Yeah,

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that the finish line is another option. What's that? Is that?

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A thing like videos of Oh?
Yeah, I thought you were talking about

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the shoe store in towny small here
it is at finish line. I'm here

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again, guys. Here's my thing. Tip me the bell fans. These

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are new sambas. In red,
you're dis kinted Easter Day rate. You

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know, there's all those types of
deals that you have to make that that

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kind of sucks people in. But
also I think you dress it up.

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For instance, I would have a
lot of golf videos, you know,

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only so what you're saying is like
a slow zoom down and you're looking,

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oh, look at his grip,
but hanging behind the grip out of focus.

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Okay, because we're focused on the
grip, you see the penis,

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oh the junk. But people are
like, I just got a really good

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golf tip. I'm now way better
tee to green than I ever was.

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Am I wrong? Guys? Yeah? Yes, I think the key with

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only fans is you actually can't like
for four dollars a month, right,

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I mean you could have the Danny
Balist only fans and it is just what's

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going on in your life and behind
the scenes stuff and two ninety nine a

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month, right, something something very
little. I mean that's what when they

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switched. They wanted to switch it
off of being a porn site. Yeah,

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that was their idea, And there
is probably some that do that where

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it's like I'm a fan of Leo
DiCaprio. Let's say, and I kind

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of want to see what he's doing
in his house and hey, that's his

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girlfriend. Oh my god, he's
at this club. Cool, Like you

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get insight into the life of someone
that you actually are interested in. There

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is either a market for that or
people on only fans who use it as

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that. No meat necessarily it was
an adult exclusive content. Good lord,

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No, it's not excluded. I
mean I think they started it as with

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what I just said is the idea
for it, and then within one hour

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it was t's and v's and d's
and big, big beautiful bees, big

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bouncing, beautiful bubble bees. And
then the only fans people are like,

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oh, oh, so that it
spiral out of control. And then remember

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was it three years ago or something. Yeah, they're like, we're gonna

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class it up, we're gonna turn
it into this. And that lasted about

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a week. Oh not even and
they're like, bad idea, jeans.

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But so if you would do that, you know, you do some behind

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the scenes studio stuff or radio stuffy
or just Malcolm, I don't know.

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You know, you're not asking for
the world. If you for a couple

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of bucks a month and someone who
cares about you was like, yeah,

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I want to stay up on this. You've got to be pretty. You've

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got to maintain it, though,
you know, you'd have to give them

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no pretty regular content, probably daily, because everybody wants content. It's an

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I didn't even know what that word. By the way, I don't think

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that word was even important content in
my hemisphere until about I don't know,

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year and a half ago. Like
every other word around here is content.

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Well, look there's a place that
with another word. Well, I mean

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also creator creator? Are you a
content? Are you an influencer and influencer?

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We're not seen as radio host,
we're seen as influencers when to the

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company. Yeah, but when it
comes to advertising, yeah, yes,

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I don't put the hell they don't
when they want to pitch a new client,

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you're not a spokesperson for that client. You're you're an influencer. We

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have an influencer. You never heard
that word? Are you serious? I

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promise you that's the vernacular in every
pitch. I also do not open my

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company email. Yes, yes,
because I do not remember my email.

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It's really hard. But influencer was
like a joke word a couple of years

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ago, like oh my god,
kill me. And now it's like a

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profession depending on what age. Little
profession, You're right, but like a

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joke word not the gen z.
Oh yeah, that is their hopes and

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dreams. When Java John was,
you know, doing regular spots and I

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was doing reads for for them,
I would get emails from Jasmine and because

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once a month they'd want me at
home, going, hey, I got

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the new Java John's roast, and
I mean, dude, Java John's is

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awesome. And yes, I'm not
just a spokesperson. I'm also a client.

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Love the coffee. But you know, it's talking about whatever. I

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need a sixty second influencer video for
our web based content. I'm like,

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oh my god, I just really
want to come in here and talk about,

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you know, the MAVs and the
most important thing in the world.

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I don't know what this content and
influencing means, but well you can sure

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get left in the dust if you
don't brush up, brush up. I

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feel bad for Reiner, you know, yeah, yeah, so much has

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changed that guy's life. We've been
at meetings when he's forced to go to

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the TikTok instruction video uh huh,
or a instruction seminar, and I'm confused,

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right, and I'm like barely keep
my little nose above the surface of

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the water, breathing, trying to
stay alive, and watching him is like

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looking at a cat staring at a
cucumber, which is kind of why I

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think I don't feel bad for him
in that case. I remember that we

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had had a big meeting where they
were telling us a lot of things.

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This was back when they were really
emphasizing on us saying our names, which

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we don't do enough. I actually
agreed with that meeting, or with some

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of the things that mean we should
say our names more often. There are

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new people listening every day. Every
time someone says a bad joke, I

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reseid all of our names. Okay, don't turner. Danny bay Less is

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here on Mike's roy But I remember
Mike and Bo Roberts from The Bow and

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Jim Show on Lone Star were sitting
in the back, and boy, they

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were hypnotized. I don't think they'd
ever had to be in a meeting like

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that before. And we all thought
it was about us. They had every

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station in there but us, because
word neurotic as hell. We struggled about

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us I think no, they were
telling all of us to do better.

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That's all it was. It's all
that meeting was about do better all of

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you. But I don't notice that
just gonna finck. I kind of don't

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feel because Mike just sit in the
back. Cannot me sit in the back,

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act like I'm better than it d
in my hand looking at my phone.

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I would have gotten called out and
said to give an example, you

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know, But Mike does just sit
back there and kind of he doesn't look

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at his phone, you know,
But what's he just I'm not even I

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think he's just thinking about the Rangers
probably, you know, I wouldn't blame

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him. Like, what are you
even saying? I don't have TikTok,

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I don't have the app, I
don't have any of that. I'm not

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gonna do not do what you're saying. I don't follow and I'm not the

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one you're even trying to get to
do it. Do you really think that,

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Yeah, like us have a chance. Maybe he's doing radio twenty years

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out of our target demographic, right, you know, right, it is

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kind of weird. Yeah, dude, it's and I think we'll all get

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to that point to where you get
to the age where I'm you the advancement

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of the world. I think for
most people will cut off at a certain

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age where you just bury your head
in the sand and AI means nothing and

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TikTok means nothing, and you just
shut it off to where this is how

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I'm going to be until I die
and I'm not letting anything else in.

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I'm done. Do you have any
friends with zero social media? Yeah,

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our buddy Troy, we had a
golf with none. He's never had it.

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Okay, that's incredible. Have a
Facebook, but you know, I

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don't know. He doesn't ever look
at it. He doesn't know Twitter anything.

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And he listens, you know,
to us, and so he's up

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enough on everything, but there'll be
something that to us is just conversational common

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knowledge and he's like, wait,
what is this? And it seems so

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peaceful. That's how my parents are. My parents are Danny's age. I

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mean you know, yeah, I
mean that they don't. I mean,

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it's different out there, but they
don't. Never, never really wanted to

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Kevin. You may or may not
remember this story. Do you remember Joel

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that used to work overnight? Said
the ticket Janista Georganesta. Yeah, he

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was awesome. Rest in peace,
by the way. But on nine to

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eleven, he went on a camping
trip in Colorado for like a week,

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and he got in his car to
drive back from the camping trip, and

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it was I think it was like
the day or two after nine eleven had

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happened, and he'd never turned the
news on his radio, he never looked

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at anything on his phone, if
he even had a phone that would give

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you news like that, and basically
drove, if I remember this rite,

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basically drove from Colorado to Dallas and
never knew that it had happened until someone

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he saw somebody talking about something,
or he's like, what are you talking

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about right now? He's like,
oh, yeah, the twin towers nine

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to eleven. He's like what?
And how many days was it? It

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was like at least at least one
or two, maybe even more. But

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he he camped through nine to eleven
and had no idea that it had happened

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until like two or three days after. God's beautiful, It's beautiful. Meanwhile,

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there's me watching for the fifty thousandth
time a plane flying into a building,

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followed by another plane flying into a
building, followed by one building smashing

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to the ground, followed by another
one where those images are just embossed into

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your brain. But you were just
living your life too when that happened.

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Was just social media. Now we
learn of so much through a quick look

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at our phone without even having the
ability to dive in or like even then

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that day, you were just hanging
out. You were just Danny, you

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were getting up. You're probably hungover, there's no question. Tuesday morning you

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stayed up for the big Monday night
football game. Yeah, I didn't even

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wake up Panthers and Bill. I
had to wake up to a phone call

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from corby Jake Delone versus Jpman Monday
night, the calls I had to wake

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up, Yeah, tell me about
to turn on the TV because their subplane

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had flown into the first tower.
So I didn't even see or hear about

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the first one until it had already
happened. See, and then there's Joel

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sitting by a babbling broken and true
people. My life was forever changed,

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and that day was changed, and
the next month was changed or whatever.

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We were the way we conducted our
day to days, we would have texted.

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But yeah, he picked up the
phone and called you. He did,

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which is even that is a form
of communication. This far more meaningful

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than the text. And I am
trying to weed out all phone calls like

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I don't like it, but man
and I don't know. Oh no,

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man, geez, something miraculous happened
yesterday. Guys. Oh no, Mike,

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don't do it. Did you perform
a miracle? I understand how that

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would be a logical guess, but
no, it was not me this time.

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Okay, but I saw it.
You saw a miracle kind of But

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I know a miracle happened. Was
it a golf miracle? I don't like

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the way you asked that question.
Well I'd ask you to ask it again.

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I know that you ding Dongs played
golf yesterday? Is everybody you guys

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real excited? See you? Of
course? Bro? When I'm leaving,

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Yeah, bro, course, bro, and many Steven's right, cool,

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cuck cool, I'll put it in
my map. We high five, and

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then what do we do? Then
we invited you to come with us a

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special ride along experience. It was
a very flimsy invite. I don't play.

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Just ride along with this. Man. Imagine there's a park you could

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go to, okay, just a
park on a perfect day and they give

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you a tiny little car. It's
like an outdoor car, and you can

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just cruise up and down hills.
See some lakes, look at the trees.

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Stop, there's a squirrel. But
you're in a little car, so

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you can go wherever you want.
You can go on this giant park anywhere

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you want. That sounds fun right
there, doesn't it? It does no

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magical park. I've done the ride
along on the golf and I gotta say,

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after about three holes, you're kind
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there's a cooler there too, if
you like you know what I'm saying,

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though I'm not look if you're not
playing, you feel I feel like a

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third wheel. I feel like an
intrusion. Nobody lets me drive the cart.

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You guys, I know, I
know the cart paths, I know

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those cars. I know this direct
line to you know my lie is over

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there. It's you don't know how
to get to Obi there. I am

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how to get to Oh Bright.
You know if I'm dat, someone has

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no idea driving down? No stop, I'm going there. I want to

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go home. And then no,
you can't go here, And then the

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cart's beeping again asking you to reverse
out of everything. So by the third

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hole you feel kind of like a
hostage. Yeah, and you're so far

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away from your car at that point
you can't just leave. Yeah. Yeah,

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the third hole yesterday, you have
nearly been a thousand yards away in

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my car. I don't know what
direction it is, because you got we

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have been winding through this party.
There's trees. The third hole yesterday,

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you would have been dodging the vicious
rottweiler that was coming at us. Okay,

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okay, she really jumped at me. Okay. Kevin is somewhat famously

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scared of dogs and water and maybe
all animals. We don't know. And

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I completely missed this, but they
he comes up to the green and he's

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got crazy eye and he's freaking out. He's like, we we just got

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attacked by a dog. I'd say, like that, well maybe I did.

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Yeah. He four putted and he's
like, I can't, I can't

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breathe. I don't know what,
you know, I don't know what's happening.

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And I didn't see any of this, but apparently this crazy dog,

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Troy verified the story, ran across
the street, was like showing its teeth.

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Kevin. He was came running from
behind the brush, and for a

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second it looked like it was try
to rape me. Okay, and Kevin

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flashed his teeth. That doesn't mean
rape. Jumped at us and Troy quick

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quick turn of the cart. What
and he looked at me and he goes,

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excuse it. And then that dog
was kind of tricked. He was

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tricked by the change of direction,
and it was holy crap, man,

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that dog jumped at us. How
close did the dog get I would say

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within two feet three feet, about
fifty to add about fifty to this four

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five feet. That's so I know
you're up. He's not at the at

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least. And it probably wasn't even
a dog. Probably a dog was a

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small cat and it was a big
dog. It didn't show its teeth when

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you see a dog. Wasn't a
Rottweiler. I think it was a Roler

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pit bull mix. Okay, I
asked Troy later. I'm like, did

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was a dog really scary? Like
I kind of came out us. I'm

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like, yeah, Kevin's scared of
dogs. And Troy goes, yeah,

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he said he got raped by a
Great Dane when he was six in German

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shepherd. But yes, that's what
he claims it didn't. It happened.

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It's terrifying. So you experience jumped
into a neighbor's fence, chainley fence,

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jumped into it into a yard full
of dogs. Bad for him too.

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That's out of the frying pan of
the fire. Huh. Never lived it

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down. So you narrowly escaped a
ducks and attack and then what what was

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the mirriat? What? No winer
dog? Danny? It was big talk

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about miracles save lives. Heal well, somehow he regulated his heart beat and

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about eight holes later, the tenth
hole at Steven's Park. Oh, I

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guess a miracle happened, Danny,
So I guess Hole in one. You

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already told me that that did not
happen. We would not be slow rolling

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a hole in that's not that's the
whole show would be called the Hole in

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One show. He eagled on a
par four or a part or five?

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Did you eagle? Is that the
mirror? I'm not telling this story.

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I know the credentials can tell this
is you eagle? Number ten is a

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par five? Okay? Uh?
Kevin Turner, like he does on every

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tea box, hits his driver right
down the middle. It's truly amazing.

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He described it properly. He said, the further away from the hole,

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I am, I'm an excellent golfer. And then as he gets closer to

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the hole, it gets worse.
And then on the green you never know

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disaster, Maia. He's a wild
card on the green. But Jesus,

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you put him on a tea box, He's gonna hit it like two seventy

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dead straight almost every hole. It's
amazing. He's a scramble partner. Dream

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your buddy. Matt was absolutely in
awe of my excellence off the tee.

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I mean he h multiple times.
I don't know how you do it.

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I don't know how. He was
like if I had your fair Oh my

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god, I was Dereka. He
was the dad on step Brothers. It

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was that whole thing. My god, that's impressive. It's every hole with

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a driver right down the middle.
Good and then it starts to get crack

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anyway. Part five, tenth hole, right down the middle, right,

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second shot, it's a layup part
five right. You can't really go for

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this. There's a crick. There's
a crick hit into the creek. You

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don't f with a crik throws it
out there one hundred and thirty eight yards

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away. The son of a bitch
swished it. You're kidding on a second

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shot, third shot, third shot. So he eagled on five. He

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eagled the part five, which is
amazing. But how many feet out one

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and thirty eight and thirty eight yards? Wow? So nine iron pitching wedge?

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Uh? Nine iron? It was
a nine iron, Yes, nine

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and the nine it was the layup
club that I chose. Yes. He

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we think swished it right. I
think swished it lost in the sun because

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it was right there. I knew
the line though. I knew the line

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was right all over it. Like
I told Troy, I was like,

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if that's not it, I tap
it in. But we get up there

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and Mike is ahead of the game. So Mike is walking up to the

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green and I was like, okay, we don't see my ball, and

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Troy goes Mike look at the hold
of his balls in there. We don't

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see it, and I'm like,
dude, I know it's there. Now

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behind the green is some shrubbery and
I'm like, crap, I might have

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nutted it too hard, and then
we're in the shrubs and I might have

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to go digging from my ball during
snake season. Yeah, Mike takeover.

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No, Because I walked to the
hole and Troy was like, dude,

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I think he made that check the
hole, and I checked the hole and

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absolutely there's a titleist two right in
the bottom of the cup. But I

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smell a rat. I look back
at their cart and I no sold it.

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I just gave him up and I
just kept walking out. So I'm

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like, okay, So I don't
look because he looked in the cup.

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So I'm like, okay, so
it's confirmed not in the cup. So

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I'm looking by me, a known
liar. I'm leaning in, I stick

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my hand into the shrubs, and
I get struck by a baby rattlesnake.

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You're a liar, He keeps saying
that that didn't happen. I think you're

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both. It's a good line of
a line of humor. I think that

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because you didn't tell me the ball
was in there, you think you're punishing

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me by saying you're attacked by a
snake. I die. What probably happened

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here? Kevinh Is Mikey saw the
ball, it was near the cup,

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and he just gave it the old
trump toe tap, the old footwed and

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knocked it in so and you didn't
see, and then surprised you with an

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eagle on eleven. I believe on
ten. And I think he did that

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to make you feel good going into
today based on your questionable broadcasting this week.

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I think that's incredible and a good
one with soundbacking research and science behind

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the guy who did Roberto de Leon, the guy who tell us the guy

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who peaked this week with Mexican Bob
Dylan by accident. Man is gonna sit

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there and tell me, come on, that was not an option. It

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absolutely straight into the hole. And
uh, I wonder how Kevin celebrated.

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But the okay, the funniest part
is, okay, in golf, right,

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look you hit one, I think
it's a hole in one. Right,

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You walk up to the green and
you kind of casually walk by the

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hole and like glance in it because
you don't want to be the guy who

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runs up to the hole and like
looks down and then it's obviously not in

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the hole. You hit it long
or it's plugged or whatever, but you

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want to look, you know,
you want to check. But by me

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telling him no, it's not in, he had to go look behind the

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green and look all these other places. But I knew, and I kind

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of winked at the guys. I'm
like, just watch watch him because I

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know he can't find it. He
wants to now go look in the hole,

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but he can't. But it's like, that's like he just respected to

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me. You sure it's not in
the hole. But in my thinking,

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I mean, I know sold him, but I'm like, look, what's

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there's This is a moment in a
man's life, a golfing man's life.

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I did it made egle and it's
not just an eagle because a lot of

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times you can nuke a drive on
a short part five and then hit a

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great approach and you chip it and
then you make a punt. All right,

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I'm in an eagle holding out from
the fairway? Is is? I

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mean, look, there's one hundred
and thirty eight yards. That's the length

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of a part three. It's actually
one. Yeah. He made the equivalent

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of holl of one yeah, and
I couldn't see a thing. What happened

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to Kevin? That sound different?
He sounds great, it's sound a little

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different. So anyway, he had
to meander his sleepy ass up to the

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hole. And check it himself.
And by that point I had walked out

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of the guys. I'm like,
dude, it's it. Watch just how

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did he react? No? When
I heard from Mikey, how did he

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react? What do he do?
He's no, he saw it and he

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goes f Yeah, get fist pump. You're like a little eagle bird today.

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So we're going to rename our station
back to the Eagle just for one

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day. We thought just for one
day, but then we decided to just

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go ahead and do it. Go
ahead and load up that mud vain return

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cut. We're gonna play rock tunes
instead of talk all morning. Let's do

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it. Let's play some butt rock
today. This is the Eagle. I'll

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pull up a playlist on my computer
from the iHeart app. No, it

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was. It's a every if you
play a lot of golf, it's every

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couple years thing. Maybe I don't
know how often you jam jar it from

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one one. I've never done that
in my life. Really, congratulations,

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that's the longest shot you've ever made. Yeah, I've done something from like

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eighty, you know, yeah,
FID five eighty, but nothing like that

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in flight with potentially. Troy and
I both think we jammed it, but

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it was there was no ball mark. Yeah yeah, we think he switched

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it. But whatever. That's that's
when you wish you had cameras well.

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That's a whole other discussion, Danny, because we got all day, bro,

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I got all day save that,
okay, but all jokes aside,

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that is badass, badass. It's
something that you guys love doing and have

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spent along a big great portion of
your lives playing, practicing and hoping for

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moments like that. It's a little
victory and I hope you hope you.

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I hope you took ownership of it. I hope you were proud of yourself,

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and I hope, uh, I
hope it kind of maybe elevated your

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your day yesterday. Thank for what
you do. You righte a three on

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the card and then you circle it. Then you circle that circle. I

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know that's dumb circles. You don't
often see that. I don't think we

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had one birdie on the card among
all of us until he went with the

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eagle. And that's the beauty of
golf, is like the little dumb miracle

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like that can happen and you're like, and then two l's later, Mike

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overdrove the par four. Okay,
let's get into that next. Get over

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there next at six thirty. Anyway, Kevin did something good. Now the

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most important thing in the world.
What did I do on the golf Yes,

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s buckle up, fam, Danny. Do we have Tomater and Malcolm's

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reaction? We can. That's the
most important thing. Plus why Tiger's got

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a big backlog of sperm. We'll
see that's next. Okay,