We talked to Jeff Milby earlier today, used to be in our news department.
I think that he's no better or worse than Johnny from the News.
It's just I think that he's far I think Johnny semen Johnny is far superior
Jeff Milby. If you're listening, someone had to say it. I did
pimp. How much did someone get for a two and eighty five year old
lemon? Wow? Two hundred and eighty five year old lemon? Uh,
here's a good reason to clean out your kitchen drawers. A two hundred and
eighty five year old lemon was found in the back of a nineteenth century That
means eighteen hundred straight. But how do you how do you date a lemon?
You know because the cabinet drawer is in England and it fetched more big
money in an auction because they knew it was the cabinet was built in a
certain time and they dated the darn thing at two eighty five. Don't doubt
the dating people. Well, here's what I'll say, bitter late than never.
While it wasn't yellow anymore but a gross greenish color, the fruit was
intact. Oh my gosh, Sitrius Sittris just got real. Go with it,
Citris just got real. The site okay, I that is a dollar
out? Is it really? Okay? It's a dollar out. She was
just trying not to say the words. It's so hard. The citrus don't
get me tarted tart because lemons are tart. The cabinet was bought at the
Bretel's auctioneers by a family, and that's when the lemon was found. That's
when it discovered. And listen, that's when they said the zest is yet
to come. It had Oh here's how they know how old it was,
dude. It told them. It had an inscription on it, reading,
give to mister P. Lou Francini November fourth, seventeen thirty nine. They
wrote on a elem it's the eighteenth century, not the nineteenth century, to
miss E. Baxter. While the cabinet sold for forty dollars, the lemon
sold for seventeen hundred dollars. Seventeen hundred dollars for it's had to be shriveled
and petrified, right, yeah, with somebody. It's still somebody. Somebody
still wants it, that's right. It's only somebody it was. It also
comes with an assistance. Did you know that? Noa this two hundred eight
year old lemon comes with an assistant. It's your lemonade given to mister p.
Lou Francini November four, seventeen thirty nine, to miss e Baxter again.
The cabinet sold for forty the lemon went for seventeen hundred. I think
I'd want a lemon that was I want a new years old? Did they
image? John John Lemon? Alrighty, okay, Well, it's it's hard
to to write lemon jokes. I'm trying to find my news. Hang on,
come on, spot like okay. A Chick fil A manager in Saint
Paul Minneapolis Airport is is accused of skimming one hundred and forty thousand dollars from
the Saint baggage fees. No, it's from the Chick fil A at Saint
Paul Minneapolis Airport. One hundred and forty grand. That's two sandwiches at airport,
right, yeah about that without without the water. Timothy M. Hill
Junior managed to find his way to allegedly skim one hundred and forty thousand dollars
from the Chick fil A at the airport. Uh he worked there, he
neglected the store or collected funds in a safe deposit box as required. Instead,
he pocketed the money and went on for an entire year, and he
wound up fleecing him for one hundred and forty thousand dollars allegedly. So what
do you do with the extra cash when he was caught? Allegedly he spent
it on OnlyFans, sports betting and other things. He will appear before a
judge on Valentine's Day. We really got to look into the only fans thing.
I think we can make some money there. All right, here's a
reminder. I just got an email. You missed it, Morgan from the
pros apartment. I saw it, Sacks. We we have sax thatt it.
We'll give those away at the bottom when we're finished with this break right.
He had ten pairs to give away our ten tickets. I mean,
what do we do? Do we do Saxon trivia? How do we just
say call number three? Well, listen, man, people got to work
for these. These are Saxon and Uriah Heap tickets. Yeah, plus not
them jump to too many hoops. Not only is it Saxon and Urya Heap
it's Tony and Dwight's Merby Eve Jam. There is no Mrby, Yes there
is. It's the the Monday of Derby Week. Is everyone knows that Merby
is the most important part of it. Guy uses stolen credit card to pay
for probation fees. Okay, first of all, I didn't know there was
probation fees. So if you're on probation, you have to pay fees.
It's probably not a good idea to commit a crime while dealing with a probation
matter. That was the case for a Georgia man who tried to use a
stolen credit card to pay for his probation fees. Twenty year old Dakulaman was
arrested and charged with two offenses of making what some may consider the wrong decision.
Dude, Jalen Klein used a credit card he stole from a veld goal
he broke into last month to make an online payment to a probation officer.
Investigative say, I mean, like, I wonder if the probation officer just
pushes back from a desk and goes, hey, Jimmy, look at this,
dumb ass. Of course he does, look at this. How do
you not use the credit card to a visa card at like the VP and
do it with that. After being warrant and at his residence last week,
Klein was booked into the Gwinnette County Jail, where he may be facing more
charges in addition to entering a motor vehicle and financial transaction car to fraud.
Good for you, dumb ass, dumb ass Alyssa Milano. Speaking of dumb
ass, list, Mlonald doubles down defending raising money for her son's baseball team.
If you haven't heard about this a list, Mlonald's face criticism because she
asked fans on her social media to donate to a GoFundMe page to send her
son's baseball team on a trip. I wonder if murdered on social media social
media murderer for wearing the color blue. It's crazy. Well, you don't
need to be wearing colors like blue. I'm sorry, but yeah, I
think maybe they thought, well, this maybe will normalize her for the brick
general public. Oh, she's a mom and needs to raise money for the
snow. Also, no, she's married to kind of a rich guy.
Yeah, the drivers just have the rich guy and you know the team that
they're on the other people on the team are also very rich. Of course
they are having a fundraiser. One of the guys just picks up the tab.
Of course they are Jimmy, you got this one? Yeah? How
much is it? Ten grand? Oh? I got it? I guess
I got that. Jimmy Hendrick's iconic headband is hitting the auction block. How
much would you pay for the headband? Rick? You know the headband I'm
talking about the red, white and blue one Jimmy wore. Yes, I
do going up for auction. The iconic headborn uh headband was documented and warned
by the man himself on stage at least seven performances he did he warn't in
Woodstock, I think yes, Oh, it's going up on the auction block.
What do you expect their thinking? This? Grand Rick? Wow,
let's see dred thousand dollars. I'm kind of I'm kind of with tonyo that
one. That's where I was gonna say too. I was gonna say six
figures forty thousand dollars. The top end are looking for this right now.
The bidding is at fifteen thousand with nineteen days to go on. That seems
like in the Immortal words of Indiana Jones. This belongs in a museum,
of course it does, of course it does, right, Yes, the
the headband and by the way, I went to the Planet Hollywood in Orlando,
which I didn't even know they had any Planet Hallwoods around anymore either.
It is sort of are the more annoying place I've ever been in my life?
Is it? Really? It's a dome, right, So it's like
a circle and it's like a ball shaped and you go in it. It's
four stories and four stories and the entire inside of the dome is a screen.
And do they show so they play videos and stuff or movie clips and
videos, and it's overwhelming. It's loud, and it's that. That was
Bruce Willis almost yes, and and Slyrin on that right. Yeah, But
I think most of them went out of business. They just stole the hard
rock cafe theme and took it to movies. That's exactly what they did.
Pennsylvania man of fifty five year old Christopher Casey has been hit with third degree
murder charges after being accused of stabbing sixty two year old Robert Wallace to death.
Here's what happened. Police say that the source of the friction between the
two. I'm not saying I can done this, but I might understand it
was ongoing arguments because of the loud snoring that could be heard through the wall
of the shared Holmes. Casey reportedly told police that Sunday, Wallace knocked on
his door and shouted, I'm going to kill you. Reportedly, the two
appeared to talk for twenty minutes and came to an understanding where Wallace allegedly wanted
to shake hands and even offered to pay for corrective surgery no surgery to help
alleviate his snoring. That's when Casey went back and grabbed a knife hidding under
his blanket and stabbed Wallace to death. Wow, a little overreaction. You
think poor guy was even gonna give you corrective surgery? Antonio Pizza Hut post
a sign about dining room closing due to unforeseen circumcisions. Circumcisions, Well you
want to stay away from that place. What kind of pizza is this?
Gentile pizza? A gentile's pizza? Have you a Pizza Hut sign? In
Timmins, Ontario, Canada is turning heads and making men goad? A sign
was posted on the door of the eatery to let customers know that the dining
area was closed. Unfortunately, that wasn't the message that came across. Due
to unforeseen circumcisions, the dining room would be closed as sing this is gotta
pay attention in class, sorry for the inconvenience. Inconvenience. The sign has
now gone viral and the picture of the sign was shared on social media several
million times and reposted by George Takai. I was circumcised at birth, and
what a welcome to planet Earth that must have been for me. You think,
you know, first of all, they smack you on the ass.
You know, first you've been in this nice, warm place and you come
out and there's a bunch of strangers slap you on the ass, and you
think that's bad. And then the doctor goes, no, no, no,
we're gonna cut the end of your penis on. Yeah, you see,
snuffle upgus down here. We're gonna make it into a German army helmet.
George Takai captioned it typos are my worst enema. The pizza pretty good,
George Kai, pretty good. Oh. The Pizza Hut put up a
new sign since sharing some special specials on some of their pizzas in light of
the recent in all caps circumstances. Ah, see what they did, and
they listed the specials then added no tip required. Ah, that's a good
one. What's the name of the pizza joint? Pizza Hut? It was
Pizza Hut. Yeah, yeah, it's not bad, all right. What
do you call a what do you call a cheap circumcision? I don't know,
A ripoff? I don't know if I can say this one? Don't
How about not? How do you? How do you? I can't do
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That is the idea. Got plenty of stories to get to when we
come back around the bottom of the hour. How do you get your pothole
filled out that's in your on your way to work or back or one of
the ways he goes, because you got to watch out right now because they
will take the front end of your car off. Okay, so I'll have
the site that you could do with that plus Japanese Zoo holds an animal escape
drill. I will tell you how that went. Okay, And then what
is legging legs? Women? Or women are sending a powerful message on legging
legs. We'll talk about that, all right. Scott Carr with the Bloomberg
Money Minute took me down animal escape huh yeah, yeah they. I'll tell
you they the Jepanese Zoo had somebody dress up like a bear and they and
they practice and escape. I was going to say, maybe it's just the
rats got out. I mean, come on, anyway, let's do a
couple of local economic stories. Hey, U of l on veiling some detailed
plans over the weekend for their brand new two hundred and eighty million dollars downtown
health Sciences campus. Yes, it's going to a legislator. Indeed, the
legislative proposal now off to Kentucky lawmakers shared with Louisville BIS first. As the
center will be, the plan is to have it right at the heart of
lou mid, the Louisville's downtown medical district. There's no exact address given,
but the site's apparently going to look out over South Preston Street near a new
pedestrian Plaza. The local bourbon company known for its transparency, about to provide
a little mysteries for some lucky patrons in three US cities, and Louisville's one
of them. In the wake of its opening main street attraction downtown. Last
October, Bardstown Bourbon Companies announced the debut of the House of Bardstown, being
billed as an immersive cocktail and culinary pop up experience. So yeah, it's
a short term thing. They're all going to host about two hundred and fifty
invitation only guests, but reports say that there's opportunities to get on the guest
list at the Bardstown Bourbon website. There's my tip for you Today. The
celloff continues on Wall Street. The Nasdaq's down one hundred and nine points,
the S and P five hundred, down thirty, the Dow is down three
hundred and seventy eight points. With the news radio eight forty whaues, Bloomberg
Money Report time, Scott car We love you too, Adam Corolla with a
little Aren't Maiden two minutes to midnight. In the background, there's readywaight forty
whs. That's Tony that Eddie. I'm Dwight witting Rex during the ship today.
That's why it's running so perfectly. He's like the captain Stubing of radio.
If you ask me, are all right? So last night was I
would say the doctor. What was the doctor's name? Oh yeah, doc?
They just called him doc. What was his name was? He was
a ball headed stuff? He was a ladies man. The doctor's name?
Oh yet the love boat was. You can hear him typing. He's the
loudest typer in the hit. It's you know what, you think? I'm
wild? You should hear my wife on her iPad just smacking it with her
fingernails. And plus she leaves this feature on we hit. It makes the
noise. She wants me to murder. Okay, find that out? Okay,
I got it, Okay, who is it? Was? Doctor Adam
Bricker Bricker, doctor Bricker, doctor Briker where they just call him doc?
Yeah? Uh. The way to report a pothole if you have a pothole,
and I do this every year on the show, is that a loose
woman that smokes marijuana? No, it's a potholes are very dangerous And I
hate him when I hit him? How many times you hit when you're like,
you think the front end of your car is going to fall off.
I pay attention to where I'm driving, so that early happens to me.
But thank you, Louisville, Ky dot gov. Fill out the form,
they'll get to it. If not, it'll be there forever. One of
the greatest political statements I've ever heard is from Mary Bonnie Young, and she
said potholes are nonpartisan. Uh. The online form presents various topics, including
graffiti, pests, past parkings us. By scrolling to the potholes section,
individuals can enter the location of the pothole, as well as provided their name,
phone number, and description of said pothole. Like a cracy, you
can draw the pothole. They like a deep crime stoppers wouldn't where you don't
have to identify yourself. You know. Well, the Grammys were last night,
and they always get these gift bags because that's what richard, that's what
rich people need is more. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So the gift
bags are valued at thirty six thousand dollars each. It's like a Gucci nail
clipper. Yeah, stupid stuff that stupid people buy. So what's the most
expensive thing that was in Okay, sometimes they put trips in there, like
a trip to Mexico or Bahamas. Was there a vacation included or not?
No? No. The most expensive thing was you get a private performance from
the mentalist Carl Chrisman. Oh lord, he'll show up at a private live
show for you and combine magic, mind reading, hypnosis, and comedy for
a mind blowing experience that's valued at twenty five thousand dollars. Mentalists. He's
a mentalist. And how many parties does he have to do? Now?
I guess this dude have a lot of free time. Guess so I got
a mentalist. You would think that a mentalist? What are you so kind
of mentalist? What was IBM not hiring mentalist? Well, you got so
much free time on your hands for a car? Oh what are you going
to school for? I'm a double major history. That's a mentalist. That's
interesting. Yes, I already knew you were gonna say that. You know
why? Why? Because I'm a mentalist. On the flip side of the
least expensive thing was a case of something called poppy soda Poppi soda, valued
in eight ninety nine. A case and a pair of socks. Oh,
this is all yeah, yeah, socks. Yeah. I always love a
pair of socks. I will take a pair of socks anytime somebody go,
like my daughter shops with my mother a lot. They'll go, do you
want anything, And I'll go, yeah, give me some socks. I
love socks, and I walk around and sometimes in the summer that's the only
thing I'm wearing in the backyard is my socks. And they get concrete patoles
in them. A robotic pool cleaner valued at six hundred and ninety nine dollars.
What yeah, you'll need, what you'll need one of those. If
you go to Unlimited landscapes dot com check out the pools the best place,
the only place for your swimming pools baby, Unlimited landscapes dot com. Damn
right, a pool place you can trust. How about that? It's true
they've been doing it twenty five years. A two and ninety nine dollars smart
bird feeder. This is kind of cool. That actually takes photos of the
birds as they visit, and they send you digital postcards to your phone.
Oh look at me, I'm a I lead the ones with the mirrors inside
them. So the birds are like the narcissistic birds. The Tony birds,
just flying birds. How come nobody? How come thatways eating the bird food?
Well, the tony birds are just staring at the mirror. Look.
If spies wanted to capture me do whatever, all they would have to do
is look in the hallway of the buildings going in, just put a mirror
right there. He will stop for a moment, a moment. Uh,
noise can't. I saw the commercial for this the other day. And by
the way, I was in a place the other day whereas all the wall
was all nothing but mirrors for sale, and then you know, one of
my kids had to go get Dad, Go get Dad from the mirror room.
Uh. I saw a commercial with this the other day. I thought,
well, I guess everybody's doing headphones now, Dyson. You know dyce
in the vacuumlator. Yeah, they've got headphones. I saw a commercial for
him over the weekend. Bad Noise cancling headphones from Dyce And this is part
of the Grammy's gift bag that they receive that it is six There you go,
that's their price. Can I be honest about the dyceon. It's a
vacuum cleaner. It's it's no better or worse than any other damn vacuum cleaner.
I don't get it like I suckered into it. I got one.
I bought one. I bought one thinking I you know what I because I
say. My advice is what I always say. If you use something every
day, by the best, if you make toast every morning, right,
then buy the expensive toast maker you use it every day. Don't go cheap
on something you use every single day. So I went, we use the
vacuum every day, Let's get an expensive one. Guess what, it's a
vacuum cleaner. You can't tell the difference between that and the target seventy five
dollars, and the Dyson's win tunnel technology makes it three times as more effective
as the Eureka. Thank you, you're showing your ignorance. The six hundred
ninety nine dollars headphones from Dison actually come with an attachment that supplies purified air
when you need it. So that's what the extra cost is. Uh huh
purified air organic pet food from smack Worth two hundred and eighty two dollars.
We'll do one more than we'll get out of this topic. Well again,
I always ask the question, we've been feeding our dogs? All this great
food for a couple of years. Are the digs? Are the dogs living
longer? Are the dogs living longer? I don't know the answer is no,
yes they are. A dog can eat whatever the food is. I'm
that guy you kick out of the garage and the commercial right, why is
there a dog food in the refrigerator? Well, that's weird, and then
he kicks them out. That's me. I had a wall still. My
friend Wendy her dogs we eat like I have a chicken. Like they are
like they brought bought like real animals. Do you have to be? I
don't know if how expensive it is, but they had a raw diet so
they would like throw here, here's I have a chicken, and you just
go after it. Two chicken breasts that I used to buy for six dollars
are twelve dollars now because it's eleven dollars fifty cents. You're like, wait
a minute, I got the two packages of them right, it's twenty two
dollars and you're like, oh my gosh, Well I got a sticker shock
two weeks ago. But you know, I made my lunch. I take
it with me everywhere. But the other day I was out later they anticipated.
It was like seven o'clock at nine. I was supposed to be home
by four, but meetings ran late. So I said, Okay, I'm
starving. I'm not gonna make it home yet. So I went by McDonald's.
I thought, here's what I'm gonna do. I'm just gonna go ahead
and get two double cheeseburgers and a small fry. Now, when I used
to get these double cheeseburgers, they were ninety nine cents a piece and a
small fry. I don't know what that was, but I gotta say maybe
a fifty tops. Know where you're going with this. Not only was my
order twelve something dollars in the in the hamburgers were like four eighty five apiece.
They were this big. They were like white castle signing. It was
the most ridiculous thing ever. Okay, one last thing and then we'll get
out of here and we'll get to a different topic. Yeah. These are
the items that were given to the gift back in the gift bags at the
Grammys. A two hundred and ninety nine dollars sleep consultation with renowned sleep expert
and neuroscientist from Westpero I don't know what's that? Good luck with that,
all right? A Japanese zoo holds an animal escape drill. How do you
think they did that? I hope they're pandace because how do you think they
did their animal escape drill? You gotta let an animal go? Right?
No? Oh? Do you dress up as one? Okay, that's what
you do? You know? A worker dressed up as a bear? Wait,
hold on, as a bear? Did they tell the other workers?
Because if not, the guy will get tranquilized? Right? What did you
shoot the gun for? A Javanese zoo gave visitors a real treat when it
ran through their annual escaped animal drill on Sunday. A zoo employee in a
bear costume ran loose through the zoo while workers chased the imitation bruin and work
to perf They were to protect visitors as the real bear escaped, and tried
to calll the visitors as they walked through the zoo. Video of the drill
show staff using barricades to corner the bear, then simulating using tranquilizer dogs to
subdue the animal and return it to its enclosure. The bear costume was more
cartoonist than real, which made spectators laugh not run in fear, like I
want to see this. I want to know what Japanese form of dwight came
up with this drill. Listen, we can't just have the drill. It's
got to be realistic. Let's put Kenny in a bear outfit. Do we
actually let a bear loose? No, Kenny, we can't do that.
Why don't you wear the outfit? Aha? And go mall Japanese zoo visitors?
And then Kenny says, Oh, I have one at home, and
people don't ask the question, why do you have a he's a ferbie.
Let's go to Oklahoma City. There's a sex toy problem in More, Oklahoma.
Police say that the Oklahoma City suburb is trying to identify pranksters. They
said they're using drones to strategically stick sex toys on buildings and businesses in and
around intersections around town. Reaction for the community over social media has been mixed.
Apparently they're taking marital aids that have suction cups on them that look like
Willie's and they're through drones sticking them on side of banks and different buildings.
It's kind of expensive praank don't you think free advertising for this? Of course,
maybe that's my if I if I open a checking account, do I
get that it's free winter free winter Wednesday. No, No, you can't
just open checking out and it's gotta be a checking and you just get the
toaster, all right. Uh. Oklahoma Bill would see, this is what
I'm talking about. With the gong. You gotta be able to gong when
somebody comes down to the floor, like in Frankfurt, they're in session and
it's just to waste our time. It's try to make a point, waste
our time. Somebody can get up and hit the gong and say sorry,
you've been gonged, and the person has to stop talking right then stop talking
once to gong, it just walks away. And Oklahoma Bill would see.
Do you know how they were talking about how some kids were identifying as cats
and cats and dogs and stuff. This bill would have animal control be the
ones to remove students from school. Please tell me they're going to stay in
new to room after Oklahoma public schools would This bill would make the Animal Control
in charge of so the school would call and say, Susie Whitten is dressing
up like a kit and she thinks she's a cat, they would call animal
control. Animal can control would go and the child. First of all,
that's the society we live in now. Some guy can say, you know
what, I'm a woman and expect everybody to say, oh, you're a
woman. So if the same thing I guess with cats and dogs, Hey
I'm a dog. Okay, you're a dog. But dogs and cats have
nowhere, They have no business in schools. So every day we're just gonna
put you in the pound. Wouldn't that make more sense? I mean,
what's a cat doing in a class? Is what this one is doing.
It's a waste of time. Stop it. I know what kind of point
they're making, But seriously, if your kid thinks he's a cat, do
what cats do? Sit in the litter box all day? Put them all
in one class. If all of them identify as cats, put them all
in one room. Or how about shaking the little dumb ass and going,
you're not a cat. If you answer in me ows instead of answers,
I'm going to fail you. And oh that's not the answer. But look,
you ask a j CPS student what's two plus two? They'll say yellow.
I wonder if they lick each other like the cats lick lick themselves,
not each other lick themselves, because that's how cats, I mean themselves.
I'm not gonna say anything. I'm just say JCPS all right, I think
we're clear? Are we? Who we have? Rick? Anybody? Study
couple here? Look at him? Go look at lots of pasta, lots
of pasta Louisville dot Com. We'll get him. Go. His wheels are
turny seven to seventeen lex itdon road in the heart of Saint Matthews. Look
at his little fingers. Stop by today and get a meatball sandwich. It's
pretty good. It's a hot sandwich, mozzarella parmesan, homemade, homemade meatballs,
and homemade marinera. I think we're clear. News Radio eight forty whs
uh. Sometimes I do feel sorry for women because of their like the body
shaming that's been going on for decades, right, I feel sorry for him
just doctor's appointment, like because in reality, no guy has ever looked at
another dude that was in shape and went, how can I live up to
that? Right? Like, we've never guys are like and here's the thing,
most guys are in support of another dude like that. They're like,
oh, man, that dude looks he can. Good for you? Man,
right, I guess you. I mean, but other women like to
shame other women, right, of course they do. They're me. It's
women v women. That's not men v women. That's women v women.
Guys, I don't think am I wrong with that? The guys usually support
other guys that are in shape. You're like, man, that's awesome,
dude, what do you work out seven days a week or something? Good
for you? People never say that to me. I could never realistically look
like that. Guys don't say that. No, that's why legging legs is
back. Do you know what that is? No, it's the gap thing.
Excuse me, So they're taking the new favorite part of the new TikTok
trend is for girls to say like they turn on the camera and they say
legging legs and then they walk backwards to show the gap and that their thighs
are thin right in a pair of leggings. Okay, so that's the new
thing and women are losing their minds about it. See, I like a
woman with big, thick thighs, and I like her. You want to
hear her coming, Yes, But I want to wear her. She needs
to wear corduroy, so it goes well. See, I wish you bring
up a good point. How could that not generate heat? It does and
it gets a nice and warm for you. Stop. That's what you call
four place. Stop. So leggings, legs, it's women v women.
Guys are not turning the camera over and go check it out and then showing
gap. And here's another thing I missed. Remember was it legs they had
like the little they bring like an egg. Yeah. The stockings. Yeah,
the stockings you walk in you see all these eggs, shiny ones.
Yeah. Well the problem was too many criminals were using it. Yeah,
but really, I have to be completely honest. I have a friend that
actually robs someplace with us with the man. But it doesn't mess your favorite
face up and up because the person that the people that worked there were like
Steve, I tried to rob a bank with my ex friend. Yeah,
as we see, I tried to see you, dude, I try to
rob a bank with my ex girlfriend's mother's penny hoose, but I passed out
from the smell. True story. Stop. She was a large woman,
But that is a creepy look when you put the stockings over your face and
it smears your nose, look like Scottie Pippen. You know your nose goes
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