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Hey everyone, It's Tuesday, February
eighth, twenty eleven, and you're listening

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to the Giant Bobcast top your host
Ryot Davis, Vidi Caravella. Check at

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his watch, I said it was
February the eighth. Yeah, eighth,

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the eighth of February. Eighth of
February. Jeff Gerseman, what up,

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dude? Nothing? I don't know. Hey, Hi, how's going?

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That's going? Okay, that's cool. Today is the eighth. It's the

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eighth, Brad Mcker, do you
agree let we get back to you on

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that. We're not talking about it. I think about what day it is

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just yet. And we be looking
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entire time because we have a new
computer that we're trying to record this podcast

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special fifth Chair this week. Why
do you have your laptop here still?

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Because because I still need to quit. I still need this for emails.

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Did you even check these microphones?
What do we do? Yeah? We're

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good hand. Were you quit talking
out of the side of your face?

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This is no. The problem is
that every time that I would go check

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email or look at a web browser
on the machine that recording on it would

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it would lock up, so I
remember that. Yeah, isn't isn't this

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the iMac that died? Yeah?
And yet we feel safe recording a podcast?

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Well it's been it's been resurrected,
been restoring Smith test dot com.

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Will Smith brought this computer back from
the grade. Like I said, do

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you feel safe recording a podcast?
Will Smith? Then? No, I

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thought it was I thought it was
the eighth. I thought it was February

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the eighth. Welcome to Smith exactly, A sorry up to it rip,

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roaring start. I get to watch
monitor wave for hims go by. Yeah,

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don't you don't be distracted by that. You sit there and just look

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at that. How does my laugh
look pretty cool? A few people know

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I can laugh on a perfect sign
wave. Oh mat, you just need

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to post the wave for him with
this podcast along on your wave for him.

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You can see the funny bits coming
right. Oh, they laugh a

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lot right here, you can tell. I mean that's how I edit it.

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Does I scrub through and I'm like
a lot of stuffs happening here?

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What's ups? He very cla great? What have you been playing? How

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you doing doing? All right?
Next segment? All right? Seen going

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to the next thing. What have
I been playing. You turn the tables

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on me else. Super Bowl?
You ever go to the Super Bowl.

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I've never been to the Ship Bowl, super Bowl, you guys go to

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the big game football. I've never
been to a professional football game. I'm

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your football like little league football.
Now you gotta like, you know,

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like local college games or whatever.
Like I've been to those, to a

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Panther's game once. How was that? Oh wait, not memorable? I

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went to an Arena League game once. Oh man, what was it sound

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as these SaberCats? Sure that sounds
right. I think that was the team

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that was entertaining as shit. I
have to say, is that the XFL?

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Or is that something different? That's
something different? Okay, that's AFL.

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Yeah, it's the arena league.
Arena League had like basically like no

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sidelines. It's just like constant action. It's a smaller field. So there's

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the football's actual bombot ball is actually
it's it's it is an actual hand egg.

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It can't it can't. These robots, like a dude would like,

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came out before the game on a
motorcycle and there were fireworks inside the stadium,

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smoke and Bill am Beer punched a
bear in the Dick. It was

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awesome combat basketball, the combattiest basketball
it was. It was I had great,

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We're like fifty yard line front row
because it's the fucking Arena League.

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It was on tank Tresh showed up
with an extra fifteen cents, so I

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got the good seats. Yeah,
exactly. You see that like two thousand

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people did not get seats. No, that's a lot of ships. Rage

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out of the people that they were
introducing us this morning was unbelievable. Well,

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I mean, and so the thing, I guess the thing was that

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like the seats just straight up weren't
done. Oh they could. That's what

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I had heard was I mean,
that's a that's a brand new stadium,

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Okay, and I imagine they have
never had a need to fill every single

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seat in the place. Like it
was like Sunday morning and they're like,

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funk, what are we doing today? Oh shit, oh today the Super

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Bowls today. Oh. I don't
think it's it's excusable at all, for

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sure, Like, how do you
let it get to that point where you're

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selling tickets? And they were and
then they were saying, like you know,

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they'll have the option of getting another
seat or go or getting their money

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back, and I'm like, well, if you got other seats? What?

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Yeah, well you're talking about I
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than half of those people did get
seats eventually, but the people who didn't

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were provided twenty four hundred dollars a
piece. How much does the super Bowl

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ticket three eight? I think unless
you bought it from a scalper for fifteen

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grand, you know, crazy,
Well that's yeah, your your fault there,

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right, I guess such for you. They also so take it take

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to watch it outside right and in
like front of the stadium on a big

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screen TV. They definitely have screens
and people were under head lamps. Concourse,

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I watched it. Fun way to
watch it, huh. I watched

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it at my at a home on
a television and it was all right,

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yeah, yeah, it worked out. I didn't have to go to Dallas.

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They black it out, which is
really that that was the big selling

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point on watching the super Bowl,
Like I was gonna go, but then

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I would have would have had to
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I'll just I'll just watch this from
home. I wat I only watched a

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little little itty bit of it,
and I watch quake con from home.

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No, will the NFL be broadcasting
quake con you know, yeah maybe.

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I Mean the NFL network is pretty
barren from here until it's gonna say,

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what's that channel gonna do? Like
what what do they show? Apparently they

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re show every single football game in
a one hour digest format. Wow,

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really from from the previous season yea? Or just random old games like from

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the previous like here you go,
that'd be great, just Titans just to

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they do that too. I think, just just to name drop my from

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the familial Super Bowl connection again,
somebody just finally found a recording or that

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game one from Super Bowl one or
two. Well, I felt like there

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was no existing recording until like somebody
found one in a reenactments tape something that

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recorded this when it was on.
My dad was telling me about the first

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Super Bowl because he lived in LA
and uh that's where they had it and

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they did not since they did not
or they did not fill the stadium,

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so they had a local blackout on
even back then. Yeah wow yeah,

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so uh so there, I guess
there was all this, all these things

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at the time, and this is
something that you know, we've heard of

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at least until you know, earlier
parts, but people selling like here's a

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we've got the special antenda will sell
you that will let you receive the game,

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like all of this crazy snake oil
bullshit, like there's no there's there's

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no signal. I mean they black
it out. There's just no, it's

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not They just don't broadcast it unless
you have a crazy antenna that can pick

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up signals from like three states over. And maybe that was the notion.

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I don't know, but I don't
know. Hey, football, right,

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guys. Yeah, that was the
part where it kind of fell apart for

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me, was the part where there
was football, like the Pizza Rolls parts.

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Yeah, the Pizza Rolls part.
And you know, you know me

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big black eyed peas fan and uh
and yeah a big fan of Jamie Fox.

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So seeing him interviewed for his hit
movie Rio, that was good.

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That was the thing. Oh man, The pregame blows away anything that happens

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football if you if you want to, if you are a fan of branding

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and bad comedy and the declaration and
no this, yeah yeah, leading up

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to that, but yeah, look
no further than the Pizza Hut pregame show

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brought to you by Pizza hut,
because holy smokes, it was some of

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the you know, it's like,
really, you guys just are so busy

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you can't do a second take of
this bit. Fox Sports analyst announcer guys

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just Terry Bradshaw just just pizzas delicious, all these guys looking like they rolled

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out of bed and put on suits
and showed up all puffy eyed to do

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these mind blowingly bad reads of poorly
written comedy related to pizza man, Nobody

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the trade babies, nobody wears a
suit like a sports commentator. It's true,

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tell you. It was a goddamn
comedy tragedy. Oh man, it

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sounds pretty funny, though, Dude. I almost had to almost stopped watching.

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It was like I can't deal with
I've already like had my phil I'm

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already over the limit on America or
whatever it was that that they were showing.

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They were showing you. Yeah,
yeah, yeah, I almost could

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not watch any football. I couldn't
help but kind of going fuck yeah.

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When like at the end of the
national anthem and the Jets fly over,

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there's something about that. It's like, yeah, that's right, we're America.

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We're the ones with the fucking jets. We were too busy like looking

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up like, wait, those are
not the words right? And I was

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like what is fine? I was
like, I'm like, what are you

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talking about? She also introduced about
eighteen thousand notes that were not in that

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song, so she did release a
statement. Yeah, she's like, uh,

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whoops, sorry whatever, who's watching? I was too busy trying to

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outsing the girl that was just on
before me, who was younger and prettier,

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some story that I I don't know, prettier. There was some story

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that I read that Michael Bolton screwed
up the same line or almost screw up

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the same line. It's some basketball
game called Curse. Yes, that's the

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one. I bought so much frozen
stuff? What did you get? What

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you do? I actually didn't have
any Tikato's. I don't remember. Chicken,

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yeah, steak, maybe steak steak, cheese and hallowpenio poppers? What

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kind of what kind of popper?
From the TGI Fridays? There was the

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cheddar? Was it the cream cheese? Okay? I didn't see cream cheese

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and supermarkets cream cheese pizza bagels?
Nice? Uh? And maybe something else

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made the hallopanio poppers and that was
it. So now you now your fridge

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is just jam packed with stuff.
I just can never so have another Super

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Bowl, please because I have way
too much frozen food in my fridge right

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now. We have to just has
to be another event that they call the

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super Bowl of whatever that is.
Yeah, this is the super Bowl of

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south Park reruns. Great, this
is the super Bowl of Chili cookoffs.

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All right, cook it up?
Yeah, I have all this food,

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let's eat it. Uh So I
felt so sick after eating about twenty because

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I bought sixty ALLOPENI pop Jesus christ
Man. They come in big box.

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I thought they came in pretty sure. Where were you were you gonna go

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into the Costco? Maybe it was
more like thirty felt like was that an

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entire pepper per piece? Yeah?
So it was pretty stuffed, a lot

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of food. It was just bad
idea, it's poor. And so before

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that I had also gone through a
bag of Doritos and a thing like bake

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Lays baked ridges, so I just
had I felt I lost the super Bowl.

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I couldn't. I didn't win.
Way to go and then if the

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job farve dead space, so it
was like, yeah, which is gross

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with Hallopenio popper hands. Second,
Yeah, you feel like a necromorph for

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eating a bunch of Hallopenio poppers.
Tell you something. They're changing me from

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the inside. Uh, to video
games. I don't know, video games,

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video games, video games, football, Black Eyed peas, football,

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video games, football game Black Eyed
Peas. Oh, they're like a video

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because they're broken at launch. You
watch them. We thought that stellar performance.

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How was it? It was?
It was. It was a fucking

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shit show and holy god, damn
bad about it. It was like some

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some people behind the scenes, if
they had if this was not a contract

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gig, then they got fired.
Yeah this is some place where they were

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gainfully employed, then they are probably
not so like like technically yeah, like

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the ever whoever was mixing the audio
for that show, Yeah, like it

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was. It was like it was
like, oh God, this person's mic

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isn't on and she's singing and we
need to turn it up. The first

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the first moment that Fergs mike was
not on, which was five seconds,

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and I got up and walked out
of the room. Really, there was

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that like the back You're not going
to sit there and watch a subpar Black

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Eyed Obviously backing track was way too
quiet. There was like they had this

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big giant light up love on the
field where like half of the v didn't

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light up correctly just and whoever Corey
drafted. I mean, you know,

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it had its moments of and you
know there's like a bunch of people on

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the field with their light up suits
and like the connect event. But yeah,

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like like somehow less cultish, yeah, and that stuff worked. But

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then the whole like choreography of the
actual show is here's four people standing there

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leaning forward as it's time to shout
their lines, shouting their lines, and

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then leaning back so the other guy
can lean forward and shout his lines.

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And then there are two guys that
are in the group. But that's they

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just kind of are there to hang
out. And that's a pretty cool deal

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for them because they got to go
to the super Bowl for free. They

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had to they had to air drop
in Usher to save the performance point at

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some point he comes in the middle. They had to have Slash come up

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from the ground. The worst came
up and even play the song that the

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girl from Back Eyed Peas and Slash
did together. They said, oh,

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let we just do sweet Shot of
Mine. Like they're a little bit a

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little bit just enough, so she
did the most half asked snake dance.

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I was bad. It was really
wait, how did you see that?

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Mister? I walked away? I
heard I heard the sweet strains walk back

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in there long enough to quickly vomited. I don't think she's very good.

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It's it was. It wasn't a
good it was not the best. And

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then also the thing for me was
I'm watching the game with my dad,

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you know, mid fifties, late
fifties dad, and he's like what he

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just he just didn't understand why.
It was like what is this? Who

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is this for? And then I
kind of realize, like, I don't

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know, I can't really explain it. Like the the existence and mass popularity

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of the Bad Black Eyed Peas,
if you actually sit and try and think

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about it is just is baffling.
It is It is a difficult thing to

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really come to terms with, like
what like what are they? What do

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they do? It's just kind of
just like like what like what is the

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value? What kind of music do
they make? Don't they have a new

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album out? Yeah, but yet
they came out with the same songs they've

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been playing, Well, they didn't. That's what you do with the super

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Bowl. Actually, I'm not trying
to sell the records. Yeah, sure,

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I the Black Eyed Peas at some
point we'd be getting up. I

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mean they had, they had,
they had. There was a time when

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they were a rap group. There
was a time that they made hip hop,

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but that time is long, long
ago. No, they just altered

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the perceptions of what hip hop be
an energy drink, right, Yeah,

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Yeah, I don't know, it's
there. I can appreciate them on some

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sort of like this is just the
craziest thing they could have come up with

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level of music making where it's just
like, yeah, I don't know,

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we're gonna auto tune that, we're
gonna overproduce the ship out of everything as

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much as we possibly can. Yeah, and and we're also we're gonna rip

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all of our hooks from the most
popular songs of the last twenty years and

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that'll just that'll be it. That'll
be the album. Yeah, there's a

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song that the whole hook is them
singing I'm at the time of my life

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from like that's the like disco Robot
bullshit on top of it, which is

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you know it has its play.
I like disco Robot bullshit, And the

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way that they do it is sometimes
appealing as long as they're there's no vocals.

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It's that's where it falls apart,
where you're just like, man,

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you guys are terrible. And so
the problem with the mixing is that with

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all the audio low, they were
actually you know, singing, which,

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to their credit, you know,
live auto tune like all that stuff,

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like you know, technical wizardry and
some actual performance. But yeah, when

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you put their voices that much louder
than the background mix, you're like,

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man, this is the worst thing
ever. Right, And then and them

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selling it as we're standing here four
wide just giving it to you for most

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of it, like without any like
it got like a little more choreographed at

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the end when it was like came
out. His whole thing was totally choreographed.

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He had dancers on stage with him. He was jumping. Yeah,

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But when it's just like four people
standing there just like belting it out and

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not doing it well, like,
man, this is pretty much I would

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have to imagine that this is coming
off as a negative thing for them in

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the long run, But I mean, you're right, it's it's like their

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songs live and die by being crazily
overproduced in the studio. You take that

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out of that context, like wow, and then what are you people even

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doing? So really the mic wasn't
turned on at first. Yeah, that's

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kind of a shame. I mean, I'm not wanting to talk, sure,

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but but you're you're also you're also
not producing the super Bowl at the

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same time. I think it's a
goddamn miracle that every single year the super

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Bowl halftime show doesn't explode like the
circumstances that you're trying to produce that show

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under of we need to build this
makeshift stage in four minutes and then they're

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going to perform on it for seven
and then we need to take it apart.

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Yeah, that's pretty crazy where it's
like, Okay, this giant football

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game is happening, and that's what
everyone's here for, but we also need

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to do this crazy thing in the
middle. So you you are not the

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drawin of for some reason, because
we can't because we did it last year,

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because we have because because so the
other thing is, prior to the

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show, they had the tailgate party
and they had a bunch of bands playing

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on that and you think, like, you know, like people waiting to

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see a football game, like there's
probably like particular music that you might think

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would like get a crowd hip justin
Bieber, get a crowd hyped up like

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some credence, some you know,
like some Hank the Third or you know,

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like I don't know, some metal
or you know, something with some

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edge to it. And then they
come out and it's like here's Keith Urban

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and then they closed with Maroon five, like here's two songs from Roon five.

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They're not gonna play the whole song. And this guy's just kind of

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gonda like shuffle back and forth on
the stage like he doesn't really want to

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be there. And then they kept
cutting the crowdshots of people just like doing

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that thing where they're like we're here
because they said it was a television show,

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but I don't where the camera.
Just the game start and they're not

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even really looking at the camera.
They're just kind of like staring at the

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stage like no one bobbing their head, just stoic silence of this is a

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great performance. Those are popular music
acts America. So I'm told, yeah,

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sure, absolutely, you know,
and I have to give them credit

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for the halftime show having an act
on it that is like relevant. Say

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what you will about the quality of
the Black Eyed Peas they are. I

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think, now that's that's a flaw. I think going for relevance is poor

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decision making. I think you need
to go for if someone's dad needs to

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be able to recognize that band,
put you two up on that stage.

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Just just put put someone up there. Oh, put someone up there.

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They can perform live Well yeah,
well yeah, I agree with that.

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But you know it's someone who look
at the past few years of just like

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the Boss, that was a great
one. I guess Paul McCartney was good.

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We need to remind you about Prince. Prince was great. But you

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know it was like ever since the
whole justin Timberlake Jane Jackson thing, everyone

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got real scared and it's like,
how about the Who? How about the

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Who? Guys, they're not gonna
you can count on the Who. They're

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not gonna flash their bing ball.
So I mean that's that's the problem.

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That they're gonna go back to safe
because it was yeah, the kid and

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they clusterfucked. So I guess who's
gonna do it next year? Who was

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Rolling Stones? Well, we'll have
the Rolling Stones on next year. There'll

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be one hundred thousand years old.
No whatever with I mean the level of

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branding is such that next year it'll
just be a half episode of Glee stuck

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into the middle of it and Jane
Lynch's gonna come out and they're gonna do

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that King's a Leon song, whether
the King's Leon won him two or not,

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because art for the kids, all
right, Vinnie, Yeah, dead

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Space two, talking sports here,
dead Space two. I didn't get to

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dead Space too, so I made
it to made it through dead Space ignition.

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The whole thing. Wait, that's
the downloadable game. That is the

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downloadable motion comic puzzle something something that
was mighty is the downloadable waste of money

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that is not good? Yeah,
put you unlock stuff from you. You're

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the king, the the unchallenged king, throwing bad money after go through goodt

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good money after bad money after bad
No, no, this is bad money

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after good because that's that's good money. That's good. So where's my bad

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money? It's the money it's gone. You spent it, well, I

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would you spend it on Dead Rising
two costumes and Dead Space two. But

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I mean like the Mass Effect two
iPhone game, Yeah, playing that to

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completion. Yeah, for the dumb
nothing that you get in the game.

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I got a dialogue line or something. It was worth it. Uh.

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So that one, that one justified
it. Maybe this one was just kind

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of a little infuriating. I just
did not really enjoy my time through that.

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One of those games where you just
want it to end so badly.

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You're just I just want this to
be over. Uh. And then I

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played a good one, which was
a dead space extraction and HD HD and

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I've played that alongside my little brother
who's in town, so we got to

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play that with two people, which
is fun. You're playing the PSP vers.

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Yes, on the Move, I
bought a move. Nice, I

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now have a move, and I
get I stand behind the move technology as

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a move owner now as the designer
of the move. Yeah, as as

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someone who now owns the move.
Uh. And I've spent some time with

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it because it comes with the sports
games that Sports Champions, Sports Champions.

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I'm gonna say I'm out of the
motion race. I'm backing that horse.

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On the Move. Okay, that
is the one I've had the most fun

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with so far, more than the
WE and the Connect. So I feel

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like both of those, like wait, it's it's it's still it's still obviously

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way too early, but it's like
I feel like, like for as many

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units as both have said they've sold, I feel like there's no toe hold

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in the software. I feel like, yeah, there's nothing to play on

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it, like, yeah, there's
not even anything to I don't know.

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It's it's always like and this this
game. We've bolted support for the move

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on too, so you probably don't
want to play. No, it's what's

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it's why it's good that Sony has
supported that with some downloadable stuff. Absolutely,

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some little crazy stuff that's been the
best move. It's been the best

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stuff I've seen for the move and
it's definitely it's a huge blond spot for

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Microsoft. Uh yeah. But it
was fun, like I don't know,

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the Sports Champions stuff, like the
sword and shield thing, like the gladiator

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thing. It was like it was
kind of cool. Uh and then some

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of the other stuff was kind of
goofy, but dead space extraction uh yeah,

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So it was really cool. And
and the move works well because the

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you know, I don't know how
it was on the way, but I

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assume very much. Says but you
have a good fidelity on on your crosshair

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and everything like that, and you
know you twist to get the different the

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all shot on the on the guns. The other problem I had was about

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two spots during it the so you're
on rails and you move on after you've

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kind of killed guys or you die
in that spot. So it's like it's

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very much, very linear, and
the pacing is out of your hands.

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Two spots the camera moved somewhere and
there were no enemies on screen, and

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we couldn't advance. It just was
hanging out, just kind of sitting there.

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Yeah, and we're like, there
must be a bad guy stuck in

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a crate or like behind a wall
or something that we're so we're just we're

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just spamming every weapon we have,
trying to blow up the entire room,

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and we couldn't move. We had
we had to stop it and reset it.

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And then the terrible part about that
is, like I said, the

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pacings out of your hands. So
fifteen minutes into a level, they don't

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checkpoint you. You start each chapter
from the star and so you're literally have

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to you have to go back and
replay all that stuff, and you can't

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skip the cut scenes and you can't
do any of that. You can't move

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through it any faster. Yeah,
just big one will always take you this

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long, and you can't look around
and look for other stuff. It's always

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you know, the cameras fixed,
and it's just not something you want to

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repeat, like maybe we don't a
year later immediately like that. That sucks.

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So that really sucked, and so
we kind of cut it short after

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that part with Yeah, I think
I think I've seen enough of it right

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now. That's unfortunate because you were
like thirty minutes from the end. It

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sounds like Wede, we had made
it pretty far, and it wasn't very

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hard with two people. I don't
know if it's harder with one. Uh.

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And so I didn't get the dead
space too, because I kind of

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wanted to finish that good all my
stuff together. You got dead space Salvage.

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What's that? What's that? Dead
space Martyr and space? I think

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I already have dead space Martyr,
so I can't keep tracking, uh,

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mart Martyrs. The book O Salvage
is the graphic novel. Well, I

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thought you were starting to make stuff
up. Those were those Those would be

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pretty good fake call. Those properties
all exist. The DLC is a dead

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Space Severed. They all thought that
they would have got to Severed already dead

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Space Torso somebody, somebody come up
with a dead Space property name Generate.

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Wait are they Are they going to
spell something out when we're all done?

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Like Nicole isn't dead. It's a
good question. But what order would you

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put them in? Release? Release
order? Dead space order? Uh?

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Then I moved on. So my
my little brother is in town, so

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I got the play your little brother. He's he's good. Is he doing

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it? Let's do it? Island
coach take some some vacation laughs yeah,

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yeah if he laughs the coast.
Yeah, he's just crawling through events with

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his shoes off. That's what I
like. He's one of vacations. Yeah.

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I watched die Hard too. Over
the world Relax. I feel this

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is making the right point to point
that out. I want to start out

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it's really good. Yeah, it's
not bad. Tired too? Yeah?

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Great this weekend? Did you back
of a movie? Helen? Fuck?

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Yeah. It kind of disintegrates and
there's a point where you're either its or

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I don't really know what you're like? Like, did I did I like

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turn Away for too long? Because
at this point I have just literally no

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fucking idea what's going on. Also, the weird thing was I had only

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seen bits and pieces of it and
watched the whole thing all the way through,

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and I was like, I mean, you know, trying to explain

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it to my wife or my brother
and be like, it's really weird and

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be like, well, what kind
of weird? And I was like,

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it's really weird. And I was
like, you know, it's like well,

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She's like, is it intentionally weird? It's like yeah, it's like

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it's not intentionally funny. It's like
Kubrickian weird, but it's kind of like,

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uh, it's kind of like a
buckarubanzai ish weird but not really funny,

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but like kind of makes no sense
and like uh. And then so

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like you know whatever, ten minutes
in, everybody understands exactly where that movie

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is. Okay, oh yeah,
the floating head and the guns are good.

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Penis is bad. Floating head of
vomits guns, right. She That

407
00:27:22.400 --> 00:27:23.519
was the first time that someone described
to me. That's all They had to

408
00:27:23.519 --> 00:27:26.119
standley, Oh yeah, yeah,
that sounds pretty mard. So they put

409
00:27:26.160 --> 00:27:30.880
that on the funny That's the part
where like the rest of it doesn't live

410
00:27:30.960 --> 00:27:33.200
up to the promise of the intro. I feel like there's a good scenes.

411
00:27:34.000 --> 00:27:37.400
I think it's I think it's pretty
strong for a while. But yeah,

412
00:27:37.440 --> 00:27:41.880
there's there's a there's a turning point. My little brother lost it in

413
00:27:41.960 --> 00:27:45.519
tears, just kind of oddly at
the very very end with the weird time

414
00:27:45.599 --> 00:27:49.000
lapse of Sean Connery and the woman
sitting there getting older. Yeah, it's

415
00:27:49.000 --> 00:27:53.160
turning it to skeleton just like literally, just like like connold it together,

416
00:27:53.279 --> 00:27:56.839
just like I can see what that
would be. Really, what is going

417
00:27:56.920 --> 00:27:59.759
on like at the end of that
journey. That's what they have to show

418
00:27:59.839 --> 00:28:04.839
you, is it's really bad,
like when everything like when there's the crazy

419
00:28:04.920 --> 00:28:08.200
riots and everyone is all the mortals
are going nuts. I'm like, what

420
00:28:08.359 --> 00:28:12.359
is going on? Dud pop out
of the trees, Like what's that?

421
00:28:15.799 --> 00:28:18.839
Uh? That movie's weird. And
so we looked it up on Wikipedia and

422
00:28:18.880 --> 00:28:21.160
here's the here's the end of the
story. Looked at hm in Wikipedia because

423
00:28:21.160 --> 00:28:22.119
we were both like, I don't
I think we must have missed something right?

424
00:28:22.440 --> 00:28:26.039
Yeah, and no, whatever,
all the plot points that everybody agrees

425
00:28:26.079 --> 00:28:29.759
on they spell out exactly in that
movie. That's it. Yeah, that

426
00:28:29.880 --> 00:28:33.759
is it. There's no mystery there, there's no deeper meaning. It's it's

427
00:28:33.759 --> 00:28:37.319
the movie. Is the movie,
So to go watch Zara. I actually

428
00:28:37.319 --> 00:28:41.319
think it's fantastic. Brain removed directly
from your fucking dome. It could be

429
00:28:41.359 --> 00:28:45.079
the weirdest movie I've ever seen.
It's's it's pretty up there. Uh,

430
00:28:45.119 --> 00:28:48.720
it's no die Hard too. It's
like it's like it's like if it's like

431
00:28:48.799 --> 00:28:56.319
if Stanley Kubrick directed Buckeru Bond's Eye. Yes, because it has that that

432
00:28:56.319 --> 00:29:00.000
that British sci fi kind of feel
to the product. Right, it's like

433
00:29:00.039 --> 00:29:03.680
if Terry Gilliam and Stanley cru You
got together. It's a little little Gilliam

434
00:29:03.759 --> 00:29:07.640
and like dropped acid. And then
it also just has this this bug fuck

435
00:29:07.720 --> 00:29:11.480
crazy uh like production design, Like
the look of that movie is just so

436
00:29:11.559 --> 00:29:17.119
weird. Yes, yeah, Like, what's what's with this red leather diaper

437
00:29:17.160 --> 00:29:22.559
that you're wearing? I saw zardas
I stayed in San Francisco and stayed at

438
00:29:22.680 --> 00:29:26.000
Dave's. Was the first time I
stayed when Dave was still in the city

439
00:29:26.440 --> 00:29:29.559
and we were going to Matt Rory's
going away party when he was leaving to

440
00:29:29.559 --> 00:29:33.079
go to Obsidian, Like him and
his karaoke friends got together and we went

441
00:29:33.119 --> 00:29:37.880
to that and that's where you saw
and then yeah cash, he said,

442
00:29:37.920 --> 00:29:42.000
yea, I'll put So I actually
ordered a copy of Zardas from my phone

443
00:29:42.079 --> 00:29:47.880
as Yeah, it's at the end
of a drunk night. Oh yeah,

444
00:29:47.920 --> 00:29:55.799
there's nothing quite like the way I
had. Uh if you Gottas, So

445
00:29:56.440 --> 00:30:03.160
what else is new? So?
Uh buying a commander rearmed too? Uh?

446
00:30:03.440 --> 00:30:08.519
Something that we played. I like
this. It's like I got another

447
00:30:11.519 --> 00:30:15.839
harmonize with you. So play that
with my little brother and co Op and

448
00:30:15.240 --> 00:30:18.799
that's fun. Not a good time. We jumped and we swang ate what

449
00:30:18.880 --> 00:30:22.200
I heard I got. I got
no love for the co op in that

450
00:30:22.200 --> 00:30:26.200
game. Yeah, swing Swing.
It's probably because he both started at the

451
00:30:26.200 --> 00:30:29.240
same time. But yeah, once
you get good at that game, yeah

452
00:30:29.720 --> 00:30:32.839
yeah, you want to you just
want to go. Yeah, you know.

453
00:30:32.920 --> 00:30:36.640
Plus, you know, it's something
where we were just kind of goofing

454
00:30:36.680 --> 00:30:38.480
around, were taking it very seriously. The thing I hate about that game

455
00:30:38.480 --> 00:30:41.720
though, is uh, I guess
it's got like places that you can't access

456
00:30:41.799 --> 00:30:45.119
until you get the right equipment,
like the shop cloth. Yeah, there's

457
00:30:45.160 --> 00:30:49.200
there's uh, there are a few
things like that. It's not really that

458
00:30:49.640 --> 00:30:52.960
vital in the grand scheme of things. It's not you you're not necessarily seeing

459
00:30:53.000 --> 00:30:56.200
that in every single level and going
like, oh, I gotta come back

460
00:30:56.200 --> 00:30:57.319
when I got the so and so, but I wasn't sure if I was

461
00:30:57.319 --> 00:31:02.279
supposed to be looking to lock that
stuff in the level, because you know,

462
00:31:02.359 --> 00:31:03.920
at the end of the level they'll
give you that wrap up screen.

463
00:31:03.920 --> 00:31:06.799
I'm like, hey, you got
this, this, and this. So

464
00:31:06.880 --> 00:31:07.880
at one point we hit a level
where it was like, hey, you

465
00:31:07.880 --> 00:31:10.920
got this, this, and this, and you missed this square thing with

466
00:31:10.960 --> 00:31:12.359
a lightning bolt through it. Right, They're like, oh shit, we

467
00:31:12.480 --> 00:31:17.839
missed the lightning claw and we've seen
a billion of those in the last seven

468
00:31:17.920 --> 00:31:21.079
levels. Let's just keep playing this
level till we find it, which never

469
00:31:21.119 --> 00:31:23.519
found it and like just spent like
an hour just searching that level. And

470
00:31:23.559 --> 00:31:26.680
I don't know if it's I don't
even know if that's it could be something

471
00:31:26.720 --> 00:31:27.880
that you need some other item to
get to. They don't really explained.

472
00:31:27.920 --> 00:31:32.799
But the thing but that game is
there's there are items like that that you

473
00:31:32.880 --> 00:31:37.440
don't acquire at a set rate.
Some weapons it just gives you at the

474
00:31:37.480 --> 00:31:38.440
end of this level. You will
get the shotgun. At the end of

475
00:31:38.440 --> 00:31:41.920
this level, you will get the
rocket launcher because the story dictates it.

476
00:31:41.319 --> 00:31:44.759
But then some of that stuff,
there are actually multiple versions of that power

477
00:31:44.839 --> 00:31:48.920
up because you actually upgrade your your
weapons by finding multiple of the same thing,

478
00:31:48.079 --> 00:31:51.279
right, But if you miss an
early one and get another one later,

479
00:31:52.559 --> 00:31:56.319
that's when you'll get the first shot
claw or something. And then so

480
00:31:56.440 --> 00:31:59.039
yeah, so that was really confusing
to somebody who's like, well, I

481
00:31:59.079 --> 00:32:00.200
don't want to move on because I
want to miss anything, so let's like

482
00:32:00.279 --> 00:32:02.200
let's go back and get it.
And eventually we just had to be like,

483
00:32:02.240 --> 00:32:05.279
well, screw it. Now,
we're just going to go through Wretch

484
00:32:05.319 --> 00:32:07.920
and try and play it. That's
that's how I have to literally have to

485
00:32:07.960 --> 00:32:09.599
play that. Yeah, so it
got a little frustrating there, But then

486
00:32:09.599 --> 00:32:15.640
we moved on and uh, I
suspect and cull up. The bosses are

487
00:32:15.680 --> 00:32:20.079
just way easier because one guy just
draws the attention and the other guy is

488
00:32:20.119 --> 00:32:22.240
just pounding him with with shots And
well, which boss are you talking about,

489
00:32:22.240 --> 00:32:24.839
because there are I don't know,
I'm just saying in general, because

490
00:32:25.039 --> 00:32:29.960
like we just kept all the bosses
in the game are separate levels. If

491
00:32:29.960 --> 00:32:32.200
you're talking about the guy with the
mask over his face, he's not a

492
00:32:32.279 --> 00:32:35.079
robot. No, no, no, no. This was later on,

493
00:32:36.559 --> 00:32:38.279
I can't even remember. There was
some some like Little Tank or something like

494
00:32:38.359 --> 00:32:43.839
that that was just like robot with
claws, giant gorilla and stuff. So

495
00:32:43.880 --> 00:32:45.640
the boss fights in that game are
that kind of the downfall the whole thing,

496
00:32:45.799 --> 00:32:50.519
because maybe we haven't gotten that far
yet. They're all super pattern based

497
00:32:50.880 --> 00:32:53.839
and super slow. So it's just
like, here's a giant gorilla and you're

498
00:32:53.880 --> 00:32:59.599
fighting this monkey and he has an
attack where he moves his arm back and

499
00:32:59.640 --> 00:33:02.039
forth across where you're running, and
one time it's high so you have the

500
00:33:02.119 --> 00:33:05.000
duck, and one time it's low. So you have to jump and time

501
00:33:05.039 --> 00:33:08.359
and the jump is not super easy, like it's easy, you're just jumping,

502
00:33:08.920 --> 00:33:13.039
but getting the timing right on it
every time is kind of a hassle

503
00:33:13.440 --> 00:33:15.680
and it's repetitive and it's boring,
and you can't hit him until he opens

504
00:33:15.759 --> 00:33:19.720
up for his Yeah, so he
does a whole thing for you know,

505
00:33:19.839 --> 00:33:22.559
what seems like a full minute and
it's probably less, but you know,

506
00:33:22.799 --> 00:33:24.920
it seems like a long time before
he opens up to a point where you

507
00:33:24.920 --> 00:33:29.319
can do basically thirty three percent damage, and then you have to do that

508
00:33:29.400 --> 00:33:32.960
two more times and the pattern doesn't
change, and you're not particularly resilient in

509
00:33:34.000 --> 00:33:37.160
that game, so you just end
up in this situation where you're just like,

510
00:33:37.200 --> 00:33:39.720
man, I I've figured out how
to kill it. I know how

511
00:33:39.720 --> 00:33:44.480
to kill this thing. I know
I have done all the things required to

512
00:33:44.559 --> 00:33:46.480
kill this thing. I just have
to be able to put it together for

513
00:33:46.519 --> 00:33:50.680
the next amount of time. Yeah, And that's not it's not fun,

514
00:33:50.759 --> 00:33:52.119
Like even when you pull it off, there's not this sense of like,

515
00:33:52.279 --> 00:33:57.240
yeah, there's this sense of like
fucking thank god, Oh, like I

516
00:33:57.279 --> 00:34:00.880
just made it through this, like
Simon thing, Yeah, just match exactly,

517
00:34:00.960 --> 00:34:04.640
and and it's all like that all
the boss fights and then they just

518
00:34:04.680 --> 00:34:07.720
get worse and you fight that Grella
a second time later on. Like the

519
00:34:07.759 --> 00:34:10.320
boss design is bad. It's it's
it's a real shame, is it with

520
00:34:10.360 --> 00:34:14.039
capcom putting out games that screw up
boss fights? I don't know. I

521
00:34:14.039 --> 00:34:15.760
don't know. Who's turning into a
disturbing tries when when you die on the

522
00:34:15.760 --> 00:34:19.639
boss do you have to start over? And so like you lose one life,

523
00:34:19.639 --> 00:34:22.039
you start over because I got on
the cut up, you just kind

524
00:34:22.039 --> 00:34:23.920
of like you just respond, you
just jump back here, right right,

525
00:34:24.000 --> 00:34:27.239
So as long as you don't both
die at the same time. Yeah,

526
00:34:27.639 --> 00:34:30.840
which makes a lot of the game
just easy to kind of that makes sense.

527
00:34:32.440 --> 00:34:36.639
Maybe you have limited lives, but
by finding all those extra lives like

528
00:34:36.679 --> 00:34:39.119
those are basically just you get earn
extra retries every time you go into a

529
00:34:39.199 --> 00:34:42.639
level. So now I'm at a
point where every time I go into a

530
00:34:42.719 --> 00:34:46.320
level live like thirteen dudes or something. So uh, I don't know if

531
00:34:47.360 --> 00:34:51.159
you could just hit start or something
on the second controller when you hit a

532
00:34:51.159 --> 00:34:53.760
boss and just have a dude jump
in and let him stay alive in a

533
00:34:53.800 --> 00:34:58.559
corner or something. It's all right. I don't think I'm getting the same

534
00:34:58.639 --> 00:35:01.719
kind of instinct gratification I got from
the first rearms. Yeah, it definitely

535
00:35:01.760 --> 00:35:06.239
feels a little more of a retread
in some places, and it does seem

536
00:35:06.239 --> 00:35:08.480
like they added like all the different
weapon finds, and that stuff is is

537
00:35:08.559 --> 00:35:13.239
distracting me from what I really love, which is just swinging over spikes and

538
00:35:13.320 --> 00:35:16.280
kind of crazy you know, acrobatics. That's like, man, I can't

539
00:35:16.280 --> 00:35:19.280
believe I made that one. On
one hand, I really like it because

540
00:35:19.280 --> 00:35:22.320
they modernized the game. They didn't
just make an old eight bit game again,

541
00:35:22.719 --> 00:35:25.239
and you know, they added weapons
and they added some depth to it.

542
00:35:25.360 --> 00:35:30.159
But some of the stuff with like
fighting that behind a subscreen is kind

543
00:35:30.159 --> 00:35:34.400
of annoying. I guess, yeah, it's too bad because I think some

544
00:35:34.480 --> 00:35:38.000
of that like specialized arms stuff,
sounds like it could open up some interesting

545
00:35:38.000 --> 00:35:42.320
gameplay possibilities for that. Yeah,
but then it's like, you know,

546
00:35:42.360 --> 00:35:45.159
you get this hack arm and there
are terminals that you can hack to stop

547
00:35:45.159 --> 00:35:51.039
all the robots in that room for
moving for twenty seconds or you knows just

548
00:35:51.079 --> 00:35:52.679
the time thing. Yeah, and
you know, you find more power ups

549
00:35:52.719 --> 00:35:55.199
to the hacking arm, and I
suspect it just lasts longer. It doesn't

550
00:35:55.199 --> 00:36:01.800
actually tell you what it's upgrading,
just your arm is better, and uh

551
00:36:01.920 --> 00:36:04.840
so you have to like, you
know, you're not gonna leave the hack

552
00:36:04.960 --> 00:36:07.400
arm on at all times, and
this doesn't come up that often. So

553
00:36:07.480 --> 00:36:09.639
basically it's like, you know,
you're hitting select to go into the subscreen,

554
00:36:09.920 --> 00:36:14.119
you're going into your active upgrades,
you're picking the hack arm, you're

555
00:36:14.159 --> 00:36:16.320
going back out, and everything's governed
by one meter. So if you've just

556
00:36:16.360 --> 00:36:21.599
been firing off grenades from the grenade
launcher that stand there, wait for it

557
00:36:21.599 --> 00:36:23.719
to recharge before you can use the
hack arm. And even then it's hit

558
00:36:24.079 --> 00:36:27.719
you know, the one button to
activate it, and then you stop to

559
00:36:27.760 --> 00:36:30.679
hit the arm button to get the
arm out while it's you know, imbued

560
00:36:30.719 --> 00:36:34.639
with this power. Yeah, it
seems so, because like why not just

561
00:36:34.719 --> 00:36:39.360
like use the shoulder, the bumpers
or the deepend They use just about every

562
00:36:39.360 --> 00:36:43.000
button in there. They don't use
the deepad, They don't you know,

563
00:36:43.199 --> 00:36:45.119
I guess they don't use the click
in stick stuff like the depad, just

564
00:36:45.159 --> 00:36:50.039
like use that to cycle through like
what are your potential active things? Have

565
00:36:50.079 --> 00:36:52.400
an icon in the corner. Well, you can also move with the dpad

566
00:36:52.760 --> 00:36:55.199
first, Oh right, yeah,
well then just don't don't let them do

567
00:36:55.199 --> 00:36:59.599
that. Yeah yeah, I mean
there's there's more elegant solutions to be had,

568
00:36:59.760 --> 00:37:01.679
right, So, like that's by
the time you've done all that,

569
00:37:01.800 --> 00:37:05.880
you could have just swung your way
past all that stuff and been moving on.

570
00:37:06.119 --> 00:37:09.360
That's that's kind of the the issue
there is they don't always give you

571
00:37:10.119 --> 00:37:14.519
a reason to want to hassle with
all of the powers that they've added to

572
00:37:14.559 --> 00:37:16.239
the game. The same deal with
a lot of the weapons. Like it's

573
00:37:16.280 --> 00:37:19.800
cool they give you a rocket launcher, Like they give you some decent stuff,

574
00:37:19.880 --> 00:37:24.400
but it's all limited AMMO, and
most of the enemies you're facing,

575
00:37:25.360 --> 00:37:29.159
Uh, it's not. You're just
better off just hammering on the fire button

576
00:37:29.199 --> 00:37:34.039
with the default weapon to just take
them out quickly. And the bosses in

577
00:37:34.360 --> 00:37:37.000
many cases, not every case.
Uh, the bosses just kind of take

578
00:37:37.000 --> 00:37:39.800
a set amount of damage before they
kick you off and go back into their

579
00:37:39.800 --> 00:37:45.239
attack pattern. Yeah. Yeah,
so you have a window that if you're

580
00:37:45.239 --> 00:37:47.400
hammering on the regular fire button,
you're going to do just as well as

581
00:37:47.400 --> 00:37:51.039
if you switch to the shotgun and
got off two shots of that, which

582
00:37:51.079 --> 00:37:53.000
you think you do use the shoulder
buttons to switch guns. I think that's

583
00:37:53.960 --> 00:37:58.119
the power of stuff is riding co
op. I don't know when it happens.

584
00:37:58.159 --> 00:38:02.599
Maybe when you die so you can
choose independent power ups to reach player,

585
00:38:02.639 --> 00:38:05.840
but like when you die for some
reason, I think it's when you

586
00:38:05.840 --> 00:38:08.920
die or restart a level, it
defaults back to whatever one of the players

587
00:38:09.000 --> 00:38:10.559
has. Yeah, it's really annoying. So you have to go in through

588
00:38:10.599 --> 00:38:15.480
the screen like a bug or something. Yeah, it seems weird ah a

589
00:38:15.559 --> 00:38:16.440
game the games all right, I
spent some time in there. Like the

590
00:38:16.679 --> 00:38:21.599
control that's it gives a really good
first impression as someone who liked the first

591
00:38:21.599 --> 00:38:27.079
game, because it's a good half
hour of like thinking, well, it's

592
00:38:27.079 --> 00:38:29.719
a good first pressure may where we're
putting it. Like at first, you

593
00:38:29.760 --> 00:38:31.239
think like, oh my god,
they broke it because they added the jumping.

594
00:38:31.559 --> 00:38:36.079
They added a ton of swing mechanics
that add a lot of stuff to

595
00:38:36.280 --> 00:38:38.639
swinging that make it tougher when you're
trying to pick it up. But once

596
00:38:38.639 --> 00:38:42.119
you're over that learning curve, you're
like, oh, like I got the

597
00:38:42.119 --> 00:38:45.119
point where I like, I totally
understand exactly why they changed things the way

598
00:38:45.119 --> 00:38:49.280
they changed it, Like the way
that the arm works is way smarter in

599
00:38:49.280 --> 00:38:52.400
this game than it wasn't the first
one. You have a lot more control

600
00:38:52.519 --> 00:38:59.079
over what you're doing with it,
and that's awesome, But then kind of

601
00:38:59.079 --> 00:39:01.119
the rest of it, the the
level design feels kind of disjointed. You're

602
00:39:01.119 --> 00:39:04.599
just like, what am I doing
again? Swinging to the right, Okay,

603
00:39:04.679 --> 00:39:07.000
let's go and in this helicopter right, let's go. Well, the

604
00:39:07.039 --> 00:39:09.360
other thing with the with the kind
of finding that stuff is they you know,

605
00:39:09.400 --> 00:39:12.519
there's a there's a height on a
lot of levels, So if you're

606
00:39:12.519 --> 00:39:14.679
like going to the high road or
do you kind of want to make sure

607
00:39:14.719 --> 00:39:16.079
you check the bottom too, because
you don't want to pass over any power

608
00:39:16.159 --> 00:39:19.679
ups or anything like that. And
so there's like a lot of different paths

609
00:39:19.719 --> 00:39:22.000
you can take, and then you
have those blocks you can destroy, and

610
00:39:22.159 --> 00:39:27.159
you just I just feel like I'm
searching around where my favorite parts of the

611
00:39:27.159 --> 00:39:29.679
first one. We're just kind of
swinging as fast as I can, like,

612
00:39:29.760 --> 00:39:32.639
never touch the ground, just go. So the hunting and stuff is

613
00:39:32.639 --> 00:39:38.280
is not as fun. I played
Magica. Do you get it? No?

614
00:39:38.639 --> 00:39:42.480
Is it magical? It is magical? Do you play it with anybody?

615
00:39:42.599 --> 00:39:45.679
Yeah? Yourself? So again come
up with my brother local on the

616
00:39:45.719 --> 00:39:50.840
PC. Yeah I heard that subsequent
players on the same machine you have to

617
00:39:50.960 --> 00:39:53.559
use a game pad. Yes,
So he was using the three sixty controller.

618
00:39:55.360 --> 00:39:59.480
And it's interesting seeing the interface he
has to go through and when I'm

619
00:39:59.559 --> 00:40:01.760
going through and I haven't quite decided
which one I think I'd rather play with

620
00:40:02.519 --> 00:40:06.000
where I can just hit the keys
and stuff. He's got kind of a

621
00:40:06.039 --> 00:40:08.039
menu he has to go through a
little bit like a radial like a little

622
00:40:08.039 --> 00:40:12.239
bit. Yeah, like does it
pause, no, because it seems like

623
00:40:12.239 --> 00:40:15.480
a pretty fast paced kind of Actually, he was able to navigate it pretty

624
00:40:15.519 --> 00:40:19.159
quickly. He wasn't having that many
problems. It's more of like when you

625
00:40:19.199 --> 00:40:22.079
find something that works, you just
kind of stick with it. Yeah,

626
00:40:22.119 --> 00:40:23.559
that's what I found myself doing just
in that quick look Like it was just

627
00:40:23.599 --> 00:40:29.960
like two spells together over and over. And I'm sure that it benefits you

628
00:40:30.079 --> 00:40:32.639
to use stuff that's a little more
complicated. But your your guys are after

629
00:40:32.679 --> 00:40:36.119
you the entire time, so you
don't have a lot of time to sit

630
00:40:36.159 --> 00:40:39.920
there and queue up spells. But
with the multiplayer it's a little bit different

631
00:40:39.960 --> 00:40:43.920
because the guys will go after somebody
else and you can sit in a little

632
00:40:43.920 --> 00:40:46.480
bubble and kind of cue up stuff. But it's a fast paced, it's

633
00:40:46.519 --> 00:40:51.400
fun. On the multiplayer. It's
fun because you can revive the other guy,

634
00:40:51.519 --> 00:40:53.960
so again, you can kind of
burn through it a lot faster.

635
00:40:54.039 --> 00:40:57.440
Yeah. I've seen a lot of
complaints about the checkpointing in that game.

636
00:40:57.519 --> 00:41:01.039
And I say check pointing so much
as like the kind of the saving,

637
00:41:01.440 --> 00:41:04.679
like if you if you quit out
and you come back into the chapter,

638
00:41:04.800 --> 00:41:07.119
always going to start at the beginning
of that chapter, and the chapters are

639
00:41:07.119 --> 00:41:09.559
pretty long. Yeah, it's kind
of unfortunate. So I had fun with

640
00:41:09.599 --> 00:41:14.239
that. Magic Goes is pretty cool
with a k with a k end to

641
00:41:14.320 --> 00:41:22.599
sau yeah, and an a magic
So I don't know if I would go

642
00:41:22.800 --> 00:41:27.400
back and play through it again,
but it seems like you might want to

643
00:41:27.440 --> 00:41:29.679
just to try other spells. Sure, well, did you try any of

644
00:41:29.719 --> 00:41:31.400
that, like a reno or challenge
stuff? That seems like that's where you'd

645
00:41:31.400 --> 00:41:36.639
want to really stuff. You got
kind of cool weapons that you pick up

646
00:41:36.679 --> 00:41:38.760
too, which I didn't expect,
and that stuff's fun. So I am

647
00:41:38.800 --> 00:41:42.480
excited to get into Dead Space two
at some point that was that was actually

648
00:41:42.559 --> 00:41:45.639
my goal, was like I got
burned through all this dead Space pre stuff

649
00:41:45.639 --> 00:41:47.840
and get into dead Space too,
because they of that game is awesome.

650
00:41:49.400 --> 00:41:53.000
And then I just got bogged down
and and all that dead Space pre stuff.

651
00:41:53.280 --> 00:41:57.440
So probably should have just skipped all
that. Do the hacker suit,

652
00:41:58.400 --> 00:42:00.039
Yeah, Hicker, it's all right. Super worth I was what you could

653
00:42:00.039 --> 00:42:04.760
have played the super for about five
minutes. I was more intricted. I

654
00:42:04.840 --> 00:42:07.320
was more I was more interested in
seeing, like setting up some of the

655
00:42:07.360 --> 00:42:09.639
story stuff, and I don't know
if it will pay. I don't I

656
00:42:09.679 --> 00:42:13.559
don't know that Ignition does all that
much to set it up other than what

657
00:42:13.559 --> 00:42:15.000
happens in the last five minutes.
Yeah, I mean, I don't know.

658
00:42:15.039 --> 00:42:19.119
I haven't played Dead Space too,
so maybe they'll replation monsters. What

659
00:42:19.440 --> 00:42:21.880
did you didn't play Ignition? Did
you know? How do you know that?

660
00:42:21.920 --> 00:42:24.079
Because I saw the end of it
on Brad's play. There's monsters,

661
00:42:25.400 --> 00:42:31.440
yo, there's monsters, and it's
in space. It's yeah, what space

662
00:42:31.480 --> 00:42:37.760
monsters. Such thing as space moms. There's space religions and space space monsters.

663
00:42:37.760 --> 00:42:43.400
It's just like space. It's not
a space jam, it's a dead

664
00:42:43.480 --> 00:42:46.679
space. It's Dead Space two.
So that's it. Great? Yeah,

665
00:42:46.719 --> 00:42:52.880
great, thanks Mannie. I had
both consoles kicking. Yeah, we didn't.

666
00:42:52.320 --> 00:42:55.840
You didn't actually play the thing that
we went to play last week?

667
00:42:55.920 --> 00:43:00.880
Did you? I played it?
You didn't play it? You watched it.

668
00:43:00.079 --> 00:43:02.480
I'm not sure you're talking. What
are you talking about? Dragon Age?

669
00:43:02.760 --> 00:43:06.639
What about Dragon Age? I thought
that I thought Vinnie played that.

670
00:43:06.880 --> 00:43:08.679
Oh no, you didn't play it. That's right, that's up. Now

671
00:43:08.920 --> 00:43:12.719
I'll wait my turn. Sorry,
Yeah, that's right, I'm done.

672
00:43:13.199 --> 00:43:15.599
Cash me out Jeanie. Hey,
Jeff, Hey, what up dude?

673
00:43:16.000 --> 00:43:20.679
That's not much. It's doing whatever. How was your weekend? It's all

674
00:43:20.800 --> 00:43:24.000
right, I don't know. How
are the pizza roles disgusting? We had?

675
00:43:24.119 --> 00:43:27.599
Really? Do you wanted a box
of Takedo? No? Yeah,

676
00:43:27.679 --> 00:43:30.639
yes, sure, yes, okay
what brand of pizza roles? Do you

677
00:43:30.639 --> 00:43:35.719
think? The only brand Tainos?
So we got a bag into me and

678
00:43:35.760 --> 00:43:43.239
my roommate. I've never seen any
of just three year running tradyree years.

679
00:43:43.320 --> 00:43:45.000
Yeah, yeah, that's happened three
times. It's a trend. Pizza roll

680
00:43:45.039 --> 00:43:50.320
parties happening it all over the nation. Uh bag of ninety Get a big

681
00:43:50.320 --> 00:43:52.880
bag of pizza rolls for the Super
Bowl and make yourself sick on them.

682
00:43:52.920 --> 00:43:55.880
And I probably took down two thirds
of that Friday night. Brendan was saying

683
00:43:55.960 --> 00:44:00.639
that I should expect you to not
be in today. The disturbing part is

684
00:44:00.679 --> 00:44:04.159
that the at the end, when
all the pizza roles were gone, it

685
00:44:04.239 --> 00:44:06.719
still kind of felt Okay, You're
like, I didn't feel great, but

686
00:44:07.280 --> 00:44:08.559
you know, in years past,
I've been like I need to lay down.

687
00:44:08.559 --> 00:44:10.719
I can't. Actually, this is
this is the worst thing that's ever

688
00:44:10.719 --> 00:44:14.239
happened. To me this time.
I was like, this is gross,

689
00:44:14.400 --> 00:44:16.639
but I'm not incapacitated. But if
you want to go for a jog or

690
00:44:16.679 --> 00:44:20.320
something, I could probably use it. You want to throw a couple more

691
00:44:20.360 --> 00:44:22.840
of those pizza roles in there,
and if you're not yeah, if you're

692
00:44:22.840 --> 00:44:25.360
not doubled over clutching your midsection,
you've come out of head. Yeah,

693
00:44:25.400 --> 00:44:29.119
I get or yeah, I guess
you're not doing pizza rolls, right,

694
00:44:29.199 --> 00:44:31.039
Yeah, that's that's more what I
was thinking. Do you make all the

695
00:44:31.119 --> 00:44:37.800
roles at once? No? No, no, no, that's folly about

696
00:44:37.800 --> 00:44:43.239
the logistical process with you leave the
oven on for yeah, like the first

697
00:44:43.280 --> 00:44:45.320
three quarters of the game, and
by the end of it, like you're

698
00:44:45.320 --> 00:44:50.079
wondering, why is the kitchen like
all smoky and like smell like fire.

699
00:44:50.360 --> 00:44:52.039
Oh, because it's been cooking all
the charred gunk in the bottom of my

700
00:44:52.119 --> 00:45:01.320
oven. For anyway, your video
games, Fantasy Star Online, they got

701
00:45:01.360 --> 00:45:04.519
a new one of those coming out, right, Yeah, actually, yes,

702
00:45:04.760 --> 00:45:07.119
Fancy Star Online two is supposed to
be out this year on the PC,

703
00:45:07.559 --> 00:45:10.519
but that's not where we're got ready
for that by playing the first one

704
00:45:12.559 --> 00:45:15.559
or the PC version of them,
join there you go. Yeah, that

705
00:45:15.599 --> 00:45:20.840
whole back catalog in so they actually
took the servers down for PSO Blue Burst.

706
00:45:21.239 --> 00:45:22.599
Uh, they took the US servers
down a while ago, I guess,

707
00:45:22.599 --> 00:45:28.920
but in Japan the servers were running
until like October November of last year.

708
00:45:29.239 --> 00:45:32.599
I forget what the I forget what's
past four five is when this current

709
00:45:32.679 --> 00:45:37.159
version came out. But what is
so is that like version two Fancy Star

710
00:45:37.239 --> 00:45:43.000
Online, it had version two content
in it, and they eventually came out

711
00:45:43.039 --> 00:45:45.639
with what they called episode or basically
they called it episode two because and they

712
00:45:45.639 --> 00:45:51.760
also put out episode four because Episode
three was the crappy card battle game for

713
00:45:51.800 --> 00:45:57.400
the game. Cute, yes it
was, and people are running private servers

714
00:45:57.440 --> 00:45:59.559
for the game. So I decided
to kind of see what's that, what

715
00:45:59.599 --> 00:46:02.519
that's all about, and check in
on that, and that ended up with

716
00:46:02.559 --> 00:46:07.280
like a ten hour stretch on Saturday
play it a whole shitload of the slid.

717
00:46:07.440 --> 00:46:12.119
So yep, Level eighteen got to
keep feeding this mag It was a

718
00:46:12.960 --> 00:46:15.480
you make your mag look like a
genesis. Yet no, I was always

719
00:46:15.599 --> 00:46:19.760
terrible at feeding Mag's the right stuff
to get him to do. That I

720
00:46:19.800 --> 00:46:22.480
just never understood because at some point
it's like I don't know. I think

721
00:46:22.480 --> 00:46:25.719
it figures into the mag stuff.
But you have to name your character the

722
00:46:25.800 --> 00:46:30.159
right way so he gets the right
section. I d oh, what is

723
00:46:30.239 --> 00:46:34.639
a mag? It's you have to
feed it or something sort of kind of

724
00:46:34.679 --> 00:46:37.159
but it'll it hangs out behind you
or or you know, floats above your

725
00:46:37.199 --> 00:46:40.159
shoulder. Sometimes it'll split it two
and it evolves as you feed it.

726
00:46:40.199 --> 00:46:45.079
So you feed it healing items and
like or anti paralysis or anti poison items

727
00:46:45.119 --> 00:46:49.920
and stuff, and it has four
meters that fill based on how you're feeding

728
00:46:49.960 --> 00:46:52.599
it, and so power will level
up or dexterity will level up, and

729
00:46:52.760 --> 00:46:58.800
it earns basically what super attacks over
time, and as it evolves, it'll

730
00:46:58.880 --> 00:47:00.440
learn more. So the first one
that I get is the class that I

731
00:47:00.480 --> 00:47:06.559
always play is this sick dolphin that
shows up in rainbow space and then darts

732
00:47:06.639 --> 00:47:10.079
through enemies and hurts them. And
then there are a bunch of other ones

733
00:47:10.199 --> 00:47:15.679
for all the you know, the
lesser classes out there. But so bottom

734
00:47:15.719 --> 00:47:17.159
line, you gotta feed your mat. It's good man. You gotta feed

735
00:47:17.199 --> 00:47:20.199
your mag. So like every every
like ten minutes or something like that.

736
00:47:20.280 --> 00:47:22.920
You can feed your mag three items. So but you have to remember to

737
00:47:23.039 --> 00:47:27.320
feed. It's try. If you
don't feed it, nothing happens. But

738
00:47:27.559 --> 00:47:30.199
but nothing, that's the Yeah.
I mean you can keep you once you

739
00:47:30.360 --> 00:47:35.239
once the timers expired, you can
just feed it whatever. But for maximum

740
00:47:35.239 --> 00:47:37.920
efficiency, you want every feed in
that thing. Like people were putting out

741
00:47:37.920 --> 00:47:40.159
applications for like to run on the
PC while you were playing on the Dreamcast

742
00:47:40.400 --> 00:47:49.239
mag no a mag timer. It
would go off and that's pretty crazy.

743
00:47:49.400 --> 00:47:52.320
Was there any VMU mag connectivity?
No? I don't think so. I

744
00:47:52.320 --> 00:47:54.440
don't think there was any meaning.
You'd make your mag. You can make

745
00:47:54.480 --> 00:47:58.079
your mag fight at chow. How
could you not? How could they not

746
00:47:58.199 --> 00:48:00.880
let you put your mag on the
VU. You could like feed the mag

747
00:48:00.960 --> 00:48:04.119
when you're out. The best thing
you could do with it with the controller

748
00:48:04.239 --> 00:48:07.519
ports on a dreamcas controller. Where
PSO was concerned was put a game shark

749
00:48:07.599 --> 00:48:13.960
in that thing. Because the that
was what they fixed basically later on,

750
00:48:14.159 --> 00:48:20.519
is that all of the all the
character stuff was stored was stored client side

751
00:48:21.039 --> 00:48:23.119
in the original game, so you
could play it offline, you could take

752
00:48:23.119 --> 00:48:27.239
it online the same character. But
then you know, you just had people

753
00:48:27.320 --> 00:48:30.320
hacking giving themselves the best armor and
all this other stuff. And ruining the

754
00:48:30.360 --> 00:48:34.719
game. Yeah, it was a
lot of fun throwing off any any semblance

755
00:48:34.760 --> 00:48:37.199
of balance or anything, right,
all of the rarest items everyone then had.

756
00:48:37.400 --> 00:48:40.000
Yeah, so you know, with
the PC version they tried to institute

757
00:48:40.039 --> 00:48:43.400
a bunch of stuff to try to
prevent that sort of thing when they're running

758
00:48:43.400 --> 00:48:45.400
the servers. It sounds like they
had mixed success with that at best.

759
00:48:49.000 --> 00:48:52.039
And now they have you know,
private servers, So now I can actually

760
00:48:52.159 --> 00:48:55.440
just say I want the experience points
to be like one thousand x what they

761
00:48:55.519 --> 00:48:59.480
normally are, or I just want
to be a GM and be able to

762
00:48:59.519 --> 00:49:01.199
warp any where and do anything,
and all the silly stuff. It's just

763
00:49:01.280 --> 00:49:04.679
kind of it's interesting to mess around
with because you know, they added a

764
00:49:04.800 --> 00:49:07.519
ton of like when they did Episode
four and its like on the PC,

765
00:49:07.639 --> 00:49:10.360
they added a ton of crazy stuff
to that game, even Episode two,

766
00:49:10.360 --> 00:49:16.440
which I didn't play because they wanted
a regular fee for it. They added

767
00:49:16.559 --> 00:49:21.079
all kinds of crazy business to a
game that already had all sorts of insane

768
00:49:21.119 --> 00:49:22.559
shit and it Jeff can ask you
a question, Yeah, why do you

769
00:49:22.719 --> 00:49:27.920
like Pso I don't really know,
I don't like I found myself kind of

770
00:49:27.920 --> 00:49:30.280
asking myself that question, because it
seemed to have like a lot of the

771
00:49:30.320 --> 00:49:35.679
components of things that you actively hate. Uh you know, it's the same

772
00:49:35.719 --> 00:49:38.719
reason I like Borderlands, like the
loot. Yeah, is is pretty cool,

773
00:49:38.760 --> 00:49:40.960
and it was kind of the first
of its kind. I mean at

774
00:49:42.000 --> 00:49:45.239
the time, there's a lot there. But the other thing I knew.

775
00:49:45.320 --> 00:49:49.159
The other thing I did is immediately
go tell a friend of mine who I

776
00:49:49.239 --> 00:49:51.559
played a ton of PSO with back
in the day, like, dude,

777
00:49:51.599 --> 00:49:54.280
you just get in on this.
Uh So, at one point we were

778
00:49:54.320 --> 00:49:59.039
playing PSO and I was like,
this is cool. To what end?

779
00:49:59.119 --> 00:50:00.840
Though, where are you going with
this? I don't know, There's there's

780
00:50:00.880 --> 00:50:05.880
nothing. He's getting ready, that's
what end. That's all video games though,

781
00:50:05.960 --> 00:50:07.840
Like that's in the moment, man, Yeah, that's you know the

782
00:50:12.199 --> 00:50:15.199
man, video games are only pointless. I don't know. Life. You

783
00:50:15.280 --> 00:50:22.239
gotta go building a breage or a
village right now. We gotta make a

784
00:50:22.320 --> 00:50:28.239
difference in this world. According to
Jane mcconagalls, what yah books books come

785
00:50:28.320 --> 00:50:32.559
on one of the teachers at Hogwarts. Yes, I'm not believing any of

786
00:50:32.639 --> 00:50:36.880
her bullshit books potions and I don't
know if that's she was not cold Bear.

787
00:50:37.039 --> 00:50:43.199
Yeahs her name that you've got her
name is OK. So I don't

788
00:50:43.199 --> 00:50:45.800
know, is that the nature is
that the that's yeah, that whole thing

789
00:50:45.880 --> 00:50:51.440
is quasi legal obviously because it's private
servers of a game other stuff. But

790
00:50:52.199 --> 00:50:54.760
I don't know that game works for
me in a way that none of the

791
00:50:55.440 --> 00:51:01.559
handheld games have. And I probably
if they had made the if they had

792
00:51:01.599 --> 00:51:06.519
not attached a monthly fee to the
multiplayer and Fantasy Star Universe on the three

793
00:51:06.679 --> 00:51:08.960
sixty, I might have stuck with
that a little world. I totally finished

794
00:51:09.000 --> 00:51:12.639
it a single player, and you
know, tried the multiplayer when I was

795
00:51:12.679 --> 00:51:15.400
reviewing it and stuff, but I
couldn't justify the cost. Yeah, because

796
00:51:15.599 --> 00:51:19.840
because well, that's the thing is, these games are not MMOs. And

797
00:51:20.000 --> 00:51:22.719
even you know, they did add
content over time, but a lot of

798
00:51:22.760 --> 00:51:29.000
it was really hacky. It was
like MK trilogy style of we have these

799
00:51:29.079 --> 00:51:31.599
parts, we're gonna try and cobble
them into something new that doesn't necessarily break

800
00:51:31.679 --> 00:51:35.840
stuff. We made the green guy's
blue yeah kind of. Also, this

801
00:51:35.920 --> 00:51:37.800
guy has a diagonal spear, no
yeah, or yes? Yes? We

802
00:51:37.960 --> 00:51:43.320
added AOL logos all over it for
this special AOL quest that's the sort of

803
00:51:43.320 --> 00:51:45.559
stuff they did with the PC version
of Fantasy Star Online, which is why

804
00:51:45.599 --> 00:51:49.840
it makes sense that, you know, with the most recent like I think

805
00:51:49.840 --> 00:51:52.599
it was like Infinity two or maybe
it was Infinite whatever it was that they

806
00:51:52.639 --> 00:51:55.039
put out in Japan, there was
all sorts of tie in business with drink

807
00:51:55.199 --> 00:52:00.880
companies and Japanese logos all over every
single bit of that thing. But it's

808
00:52:01.000 --> 00:52:06.119
it's not an MMO. Yeah,
it's a four player games. It's Diablo,

809
00:52:06.280 --> 00:52:08.159
It's it's guild wars, you know, space, It's it's a less

810
00:52:08.199 --> 00:52:13.239
ambitious guild war. But even though
even by any of those standards, it's

811
00:52:13.360 --> 00:52:16.639
it's pretty simple. Again at the
time, it was like it on consoles,

812
00:52:19.280 --> 00:52:22.960
but there's nothing in there that that
justifies them charging a regular fee for

813
00:52:22.039 --> 00:52:27.760
it. And that's the that's the
biggest problem. So if that that's kind

814
00:52:27.800 --> 00:52:30.000
of the thing is he played a
bunch of fucking ps over the weekend.

815
00:52:30.039 --> 00:52:31.760
So if they're gonna put out Fantasy
Star Online too and try and charge people

816
00:52:31.840 --> 00:52:37.559
for it, I don't know,
it'd better be a completely different game,

817
00:52:37.599 --> 00:52:39.599
which is kind of what they said. I found myself like reading going back

818
00:52:39.639 --> 00:52:45.239
and rereading the very small bits of
information about that game that that came out

819
00:52:45.280 --> 00:52:47.840
when they mentioned they were doing it, and they say, like it's an

820
00:52:49.000 --> 00:52:52.920
entirely new work. Wasn't what the
translation was better? And again, I

821
00:52:53.119 --> 00:52:58.320
you know, I love the balls
on putting out a game, putting out

822
00:52:58.480 --> 00:53:01.960
eighteen peripheral game, and then putting
out another game and calling it too I

823
00:53:02.079 --> 00:53:06.039
love that. Well that's that's it, man, It's it is too is

824
00:53:06.239 --> 00:53:08.079
everything else is all set somewhere else? Like this could be a return to

825
00:53:10.800 --> 00:53:15.079
go back to Pioneer two. Man, think about Pioneer three. What Pioneer

826
00:53:15.280 --> 00:53:21.599
three Pie two is now exploded as
well? Oh god, as long as

827
00:53:21.639 --> 00:53:27.199
I could be a Now there is
nothing short, thick, dark colored robot

828
00:53:27.320 --> 00:53:30.199
with a mushroom style head that shoots
gigantic rifles. Yeah, I'm okay with

829
00:53:30.280 --> 00:53:37.960
that game. Anything else? No, man, Uh, all right,

830
00:53:37.000 --> 00:53:39.559
Brad, let's get let's get into
it here. All right, what are

831
00:53:39.559 --> 00:53:45.440
you gonna start with? Let's start
with namco Oh god, I forgot about

832
00:53:45.480 --> 00:53:49.400
that. Yeah, man, yeah, it's a busy week, it was.

833
00:53:49.679 --> 00:53:53.599
Jee's all right, Uh where do
you want to start? They're in

834
00:53:53.719 --> 00:53:57.039
because even they had a lot of
stuff, they had a fair mins of

835
00:53:57.079 --> 00:54:00.519
ship going on. So NAMCO had
an event in San Francisco last week in

836
00:54:01.039 --> 00:54:07.800
in sunny in the on the sunny
Sandy Beaches of San Francisco. They showed

837
00:54:07.920 --> 00:54:15.079
off well. They first had a
roughly thirty six hour stage presentation that we

838
00:54:15.239 --> 00:54:21.199
skipped make it for that, which
yeah, we did not sit through that.

839
00:54:22.920 --> 00:54:25.719
But then they also had some games
to play and we played them.

840
00:54:27.400 --> 00:54:35.159
We did, and they include Ridge
Race three We're off the clip ready,

841
00:54:35.239 --> 00:54:40.320
just stretch it out, stretch it
out, and the men so rig Race

842
00:54:40.440 --> 00:54:44.400
three DS played it. I'm thinking
my way around the room. I'm trying.

843
00:54:44.440 --> 00:54:45.840
I'm visualizing the room that we went
to. Well, maybe maybe we

844
00:54:45.880 --> 00:54:49.320
should just run down all the three
DS games at once, because I don't

845
00:54:49.320 --> 00:54:52.679
think any of them alone or substantial
enough to Okay, we'll talk. So

846
00:54:53.440 --> 00:55:00.800
Ridge Race three DS is the three
D. How's that look? It looks

847
00:55:00.840 --> 00:55:02.199
okay, it looks like a ridge
racer game. It's the bottom screen.

848
00:55:02.280 --> 00:55:06.079
Do there's some kind of auto drift
button? You had? It had a

849
00:55:06.159 --> 00:55:08.960
map on it, you know what? That's all I remember. I'll tell

850
00:55:09.000 --> 00:55:13.000
you this about the three DS,
and it's something that I just realized right

851
00:55:13.079 --> 00:55:16.039
now, is that it is fucking
impossible to change your focus from the top

852
00:55:16.079 --> 00:55:20.440
screen to the bottom screen when you
were locked into looking at shit in three

853
00:55:20.519 --> 00:55:22.760
D, I'm talking anything else.
Yeah, you don't want to avert your

854
00:55:22.760 --> 00:55:24.400
gays. You don't want to change
because because there were definitely times where I

855
00:55:24.440 --> 00:55:28.199
was playing it and like, I
don't know if you losted it or what

856
00:55:28.280 --> 00:55:30.239
happened, but I'm like, oh
no, I'm cross, I don't know,

857
00:55:30.400 --> 00:55:34.760
I'm seeing everything double. I ended
up playing Ridge Racer in two D

858
00:55:34.960 --> 00:55:37.079
for about half of the race that
I played, and at that point it

859
00:55:37.239 --> 00:55:43.039
kind of looked like a PS one
game. Did you auto drift? Uh?

860
00:55:43.239 --> 00:55:45.559
No? Because when you saw I
know how to drift nowton or something?

861
00:55:45.840 --> 00:55:49.639
Well, no, they were talking
about the auto drift feature, but

862
00:55:49.760 --> 00:55:52.400
I don't know enough about Ridge Racer
too. Yeah. I hit the break

863
00:55:52.440 --> 00:55:57.199
and I started drifting. There you
go. All the drifting is auto drifting.

864
00:55:58.039 --> 00:56:00.559
I did a three sixty reverse span
around a corner, so great.

865
00:56:00.639 --> 00:56:05.559
The drifting works. When I saw
it was the one in three D that

866
00:56:06.320 --> 00:56:07.679
made me the three D one.
Yeah, you know, the one that

867
00:56:07.800 --> 00:56:09.760
was playing in three D. I
don't know which one of you were playing.

868
00:56:10.039 --> 00:56:13.320
It was harder than it was the
one where if you put the three

869
00:56:13.400 --> 00:56:17.159
D slider up all the way,
it was just insane, like my eyes

870
00:56:17.199 --> 00:56:20.599
would just it's it's pretty intense.
Well, I think what it is is

871
00:56:20.639 --> 00:56:25.800
I feel like they really punched the
car out of the background, like like

872
00:56:25.920 --> 00:56:30.960
they make like that is the number
one most prominent thing that really jumps out

873
00:56:30.559 --> 00:56:36.719
out of the screen. It like
the ratio for like the distance of things

874
00:56:36.760 --> 00:56:39.559
and how much three D they are
giving you doesn't feel natural in there.

875
00:56:39.559 --> 00:56:44.400
It feels like the cars is being
stretched way the fuck out, But then

876
00:56:44.559 --> 00:56:46.840
the rest of the background doesn't have
it that necessarily that same kind of depth.

877
00:56:47.119 --> 00:56:50.280
It was hard. It was hard
for me focus. It's a lot.

878
00:56:50.320 --> 00:56:52.760
You definitely have to all of them
so far. I found you have

879
00:56:52.840 --> 00:56:55.280
to kind of find your your comfort, your sweet spot for where you can

880
00:56:55.280 --> 00:56:59.639
actually look at, which for me
was about maybe a third of the three

881
00:56:59.719 --> 00:57:01.920
D. It's about all. It's
about two thirds and is about where I

882
00:57:02.000 --> 00:57:07.639
like to set it. Six percent
three D the sixty six point two.

883
00:57:07.880 --> 00:57:12.440
Okay, so you don't have any
I'm going sixty seven you don't, I'm

884
00:57:12.480 --> 00:57:15.239
going sixty seven percent. I wonder
if this is a factor you don't wear

885
00:57:15.400 --> 00:57:17.719
any kind of corrective lenses. No, I have great eyes. I have

886
00:57:17.840 --> 00:57:22.400
the best eyes any I don't like
you wear content focus. I don't know

887
00:57:22.400 --> 00:57:25.880
if you have this experience or not, but I could feel like palpable eyestrain,

888
00:57:27.119 --> 00:57:29.679
have super ese, Like you know
what it's like not having your any

889
00:57:29.719 --> 00:57:31.320
kind of lenses on. You know, like you just get aheadache because your

890
00:57:31.320 --> 00:57:36.719
eyes are like you're constantly straining to
see everything. It's like that super how

891
00:57:36.760 --> 00:57:38.199
super your eyes? Well, we
should test it. We should see how

892
00:57:38.280 --> 00:57:40.480
far I can read stuff because I
can read stuff pretty far. You can

893
00:57:40.559 --> 00:57:43.679
read STUFP pretty far. You don't
even have to put the slider up.

894
00:57:43.800 --> 00:57:45.320
You just see it in three D
naturally. Yeah, well I see all

895
00:57:45.320 --> 00:57:51.920
of you guys in three D right
now. It's crazy. Now what do

896
00:57:51.960 --> 00:57:55.480
you got? Oh god? Oh
no. The one of the namcocer is

897
00:57:55.519 --> 00:57:59.800
actually recommended that you hold it closer
to your face. Really, I try

898
00:57:59.840 --> 00:58:04.079
that and it was easier to see. I mean, well, these guys

899
00:58:04.119 --> 00:58:06.320
should go. I guess you should
go through the rest of the games before

900
00:58:06.760 --> 00:58:10.639
Yeah. Sure. Other three DS
games include They had something called dual pin

901
00:58:10.760 --> 00:58:14.559
Sports, which is basically you like, tell me about that. Basically we

902
00:58:14.679 --> 00:58:22.440
Sports for the three DS, but
requires two stylist is Styli Stylus, Styli

903
00:58:22.639 --> 00:58:27.559
spice the stylists double stylists. They
said they are examining their options and may

904
00:58:27.639 --> 00:58:31.559
include a stylist a Kimbo second stylists
in the box. This is the game

905
00:58:31.599 --> 00:58:36.639
that requires two styles. Is they're
examining their eyes. He would come with

906
00:58:36.719 --> 00:58:38.719
two styles. You would not confirm
that they had worked out their plans exactly,

907
00:58:38.840 --> 00:58:42.519
but they were hoping to include another
stylist. We all know you already

908
00:58:42.559 --> 00:58:45.440
have a DS I take the stylist
out of that. That's really their only

909
00:58:45.480 --> 00:58:50.239
other options. But I mean that
was just a bunch of boxing and baseball

910
00:58:50.400 --> 00:58:52.239
and archery. I think. So
at that point, you literally you have

911
00:58:52.320 --> 00:58:54.480
to have the DS on a tape. I had to set it down in

912
00:58:54.519 --> 00:58:58.679
front of me and just kind of
right you things that you had, like

913
00:58:58.760 --> 00:59:00.719
stylus on the bottom screen just wherever, and then the actions on the top

914
00:59:01.079 --> 00:59:05.800
three days basically like boxing was sort
of like one styles per hand kind of

915
00:59:05.840 --> 00:59:10.119
stuff. And then they have that
pac Man and Galagha demensions. That's the

916
00:59:10.199 --> 00:59:14.039
name of the whole package. Yes, so it's two separate games that they're

917
00:59:14.079 --> 00:59:20.280
kind of bundling because neither is really
big enough to justify a game on it

918
00:59:20.360 --> 00:59:23.079
can't really call it a minigame collect
it's but it's not a mini game collection

919
00:59:23.119 --> 00:59:30.840
even even together. I don't know
it's a retail will see. But the

920
00:59:30.960 --> 00:59:35.840
Galagha part is basically a they're they're
both they both use the three D Galagha

921
00:59:35.920 --> 00:59:40.320
more so, the most mind blowing
part of that package is that that pac

922
00:59:40.400 --> 00:59:44.880
Man game, which is half of
that cart yeah, is completely in two

923
00:59:45.000 --> 00:59:47.960
D. But the reason for that
is that both of these games use the

924
00:59:49.480 --> 00:59:53.199
the tilt and motion functions of the
three D. Yeah. Actually that's that's

925
00:59:53.239 --> 00:59:57.400
the I mean, that's the foremost
feature there. I think the guy that

926
00:59:57.519 --> 00:59:59.679
was at that kiosk I asked while
I was Pacman not in two D,

927
00:59:59.760 --> 01:00:02.119
and he actually said something about like
the kind of the art ass as they

928
01:00:02.159 --> 01:00:05.719
were using, like the style of
the game they thought did not lend itself

929
01:00:05.800 --> 01:00:07.559
well to two D. But I
figured, you know, you got to

930
01:00:07.559 --> 01:00:10.119
tilt that fucking three DS around a
bunch. Oh, you're not gonna be

931
01:00:10.119 --> 01:00:13.400
able to keep track of the three
D. That's totally fair, but it's

932
01:00:13.440 --> 01:00:15.880
just it's weird to me because I
assume the platform maker would have this requirement.

933
01:00:16.639 --> 01:00:20.920
The stuff show maybe three D.
Maybe that's why the Galagha party.

934
01:00:20.960 --> 01:00:23.079
And he totally said like, well, we've got the Gallagha that's in three

935
01:00:23.159 --> 01:00:29.719
D. We figured that would satisfy
that requirement. I love this idea of

936
01:00:29.920 --> 01:00:35.000
two D games on the three DS, but sneaking them in though we have

937
01:00:35.320 --> 01:00:38.079
we have Mario Brothers. It's in
three D. Now we're now we're good.

938
01:00:38.800 --> 01:00:42.800
Yeah, we have Mario Brothers in
three D class like they're just but

939
01:00:42.800 --> 01:00:45.199
they're just gonna start doing the Mario
Advance. Put that put like a tiny

940
01:00:45.199 --> 01:00:49.079
little arcade game in there. Every
time three D. That's a three and

941
01:00:49.159 --> 01:00:52.880
then the games is regular flat.
We don't have to worry about that.

942
01:00:52.480 --> 01:00:55.960
So were those were those were the
three DS games? Yep? So general

943
01:00:57.000 --> 01:00:59.920
and oppressions onto three DS. This
is like kind of big. Firsthand,

944
01:01:00.719 --> 01:01:05.880
it seems like a decent piece hardware
since E three at least, you know,

945
01:01:06.000 --> 01:01:08.480
I think that the I think the
three DS feels good in the hand.

946
01:01:09.320 --> 01:01:14.960
I think that they've they've done well
on Yeah, Nintendo has done their

947
01:01:15.039 --> 01:01:19.440
part. They made they made it
the hardware. They made some nice improvements

948
01:01:19.440 --> 01:01:22.480
to it since E three, they've
they've reprosed that what are they calling it,

949
01:01:22.519 --> 01:01:25.320
the analog thing, the thing,
there's a name for it, like

950
01:01:25.480 --> 01:01:30.679
like slide pad or something like that. I don't know whatever. Max,

951
01:01:30.960 --> 01:01:36.960
Yes, I'm not a fan of
those little clickie buttons underneath the touch screen.

952
01:01:37.000 --> 01:01:39.519
I don't know about your guys.
The start and selecting home. I

953
01:01:39.599 --> 01:01:42.920
wasn't a fan because I couldn't see
it. Yeah, it was really dark

954
01:01:42.960 --> 01:01:46.400
in that basement, and they're basically
impossible to find. But as you'll get

955
01:01:46.480 --> 01:01:50.119
used to that. I'm sure I
played some. I played some there after

956
01:01:50.199 --> 01:01:52.880
we were doing our rounds and I
was like, well, I'm waiting for

957
01:01:52.920 --> 01:01:57.559
Brad to play Ridge Razor before we
take off here. Uh, they've got

958
01:01:57.679 --> 01:02:01.199
this pac Man Championship Edition for PSPs. I'll go play that. What the

959
01:02:01.239 --> 01:02:07.079
hell, guys, pac Man is
still pretty good of us, the first

960
01:02:07.280 --> 01:02:10.400
as Championship Edition, and it's PSP
Mini too, such five bucks and it

961
01:02:10.480 --> 01:02:15.840
doesn't it's not like it is not
even as feature rich as some of the

962
01:02:15.960 --> 01:02:19.719
other pac Man products that have come
out recently, which were I thought fairly

963
01:02:20.039 --> 01:02:23.800
spartan to a certain degree. Uh, this is like five modes, no

964
01:02:24.000 --> 01:02:30.119
leaderboard just go. But pac Man, even though it's way way harder and

965
01:02:30.280 --> 01:02:35.039
way slower than d x CHA Championship
Edition, is still some baller shit.

966
01:02:36.119 --> 01:02:38.840
Huh huh, huh huh. What
were they demoting on the go? No,

967
01:02:38.960 --> 01:02:43.840
I just did. It's funny because
like the game came out that day.

968
01:02:44.079 --> 01:02:47.840
I think they had it running on
a PSP D Bug says like system

969
01:02:49.119 --> 01:02:52.400
like full on with the Giant Tower
and all that shit. Yeah, I

970
01:02:52.480 --> 01:02:57.599
was. I thought it was a
little a little bit odd. King's Contracts

971
01:02:57.639 --> 01:03:01.639
Contract, Night's Contract. I didn't
play much of that. Is that it's

972
01:03:01.639 --> 01:03:07.599
almost out, said three sixty p
s three game game Republic making that downloadable.

973
01:03:07.639 --> 01:03:14.800
They of Magina in the Second Kingdom
and also Genji. Uh, I

974
01:03:14.840 --> 01:03:16.079
don't know. It looked okay.
It seemed like a what are you doing

975
01:03:16.119 --> 01:03:21.199
it? Pretty standard character action,
God of War, Devil mccry kind of

976
01:03:21.280 --> 01:03:24.320
stuff. Has a look. It
seemed all right, you're running it mostly

977
01:03:24.440 --> 01:03:29.519
sixty frames a second, but like
the like the art did it look because

978
01:03:29.599 --> 01:03:34.440
mcgin was like kind of weird,
had a last generation kind of looked to

979
01:03:34.519 --> 01:03:38.840
it. It looked okay. They
have a certain grit to their games,

980
01:03:38.880 --> 01:03:45.639
getting Republic games. I'm not saying
it was Magine was like terrible looking,

981
01:03:45.719 --> 01:03:52.199
but it just definitely had that like
weird remind me of Enslaved something about the

982
01:03:53.039 --> 01:03:58.400
the quality of the textures. It
almost seems like a style thing more than

983
01:03:58.480 --> 01:04:01.199
necessarily a tech thing. I don't
know sure, but that's out like two

984
01:04:01.239 --> 01:04:04.880
weeks, so I don't make game
engines take a look at that. Uh.

985
01:04:05.760 --> 01:04:10.639
Inversion, Yeah, inversion, I
think that's probably their their biggest They

986
01:04:10.840 --> 01:04:13.800
ended, they ended like we got
their tail end of the presentations and that's

987
01:04:13.840 --> 01:04:18.320
what they ended with a lengthy battle
version and we played some inversion. This

988
01:04:18.559 --> 01:04:26.320
is coming from Saber Interactive guys.
Big Time Shift coming out next year like

989
01:04:26.480 --> 01:04:29.440
this time next year. Busy guys, those Sabers. They certainly are,

990
01:04:29.679 --> 01:04:32.800
at least in theory. Sounds like
it. I think rumor. I think

991
01:04:32.840 --> 01:04:38.119
we broke this thing down right.
It was eight percent years of war,

992
01:04:38.519 --> 01:04:43.400
at fifteen percent what do we say, dead space, dead space, and

993
01:04:43.440 --> 01:04:48.840
then about about five percent fracture.
Yeah about that which parts fracture, So

994
01:04:49.039 --> 01:04:53.960
so I meant to be careful when
you add that fracture. Basically, it's

995
01:04:54.000 --> 01:04:58.719
like it's like pepper, It's it's
kind of you know, apocalyptic e urban

996
01:04:58.840 --> 01:05:06.360
environments. Okay, cover based the
third person shooter, very familiar controls.

997
01:05:06.719 --> 01:05:11.480
Yeah, absolutely, you know,
Rody run everything. You kind of anticipate

998
01:05:11.559 --> 01:05:16.599
from that no active reload. That's
basically why it's at you're saying the active

999
01:05:16.639 --> 01:05:23.960
reload is twenty percent experience. You
tell me there's uh, I could see

1000
01:05:24.000 --> 01:05:29.360
someone making a case for that.
You have crazy gravity powers, so you

1001
01:05:29.440 --> 01:05:33.519
can like to do you can shoot
gravity, so so it it's it's kind

1002
01:05:33.559 --> 01:05:38.159
of crazy because at first glance,
like, oh, so all of this

1003
01:05:38.280 --> 01:05:41.199
cover stuff doesn't mean anything because I
could like, oh, those guys are

1004
01:05:41.239 --> 01:05:46.280
behind cover, let me shoot out
this ray of gravity craziness at them,

1005
01:05:46.400 --> 01:05:50.159
and then them and everything around them
kind of floats up and is kind of

1006
01:05:50.199 --> 01:05:54.320
discombobulated for a second. They can
still move, so it's like they come

1007
01:05:54.440 --> 01:05:58.760
they rise up behind the cover right
because they're floating in the air and they're

1008
01:05:58.800 --> 01:06:00.199
at first they're kind of like spin
around, like going like what the fuck

1009
01:06:00.280 --> 01:06:02.719
is going? Figured out? And
they figured it out and they start shooting

1010
01:06:02.719 --> 01:06:05.599
at you. But then they're exposed
and you can shoot them more easily.

1011
01:06:05.719 --> 01:06:09.239
It's a cool looking effects, like
the way the way it looks and like

1012
01:06:09.360 --> 01:06:12.840
all the there's a lot of debris
around, so like all that comes up

1013
01:06:12.880 --> 01:06:15.960
as well. So it's just so
you'll like be running by like an office

1014
01:06:15.039 --> 01:06:17.320
chair and I'll bump you in the
shoulder and just kind of spin through the

1015
01:06:17.400 --> 01:06:19.719
air. It feels a lot like
those zero G stuff in dead space too,

1016
01:06:19.840 --> 01:06:23.840
Like just a lot of like objects
a sort of lazily kind of floating

1017
01:06:23.880 --> 01:06:29.320
around you and stuff. Second part
of that demo, they also had the

1018
01:06:29.440 --> 01:06:32.320
environment of the entire world shifting,
like so all of the all of the

1019
01:06:33.280 --> 01:06:36.800
all the gravity went sideways. So
you're staying there on the street and there's

1020
01:06:36.960 --> 01:06:41.039
you're like in this you know,
the urban areas, there's big tall buildings

1021
01:06:41.119 --> 01:06:43.280
beside you. You're running out of
the street and all of a sudden,

1022
01:06:43.400 --> 01:06:45.880
oh fuck gravity and then everything shifts
sideways and now you are standing on the

1023
01:06:45.920 --> 01:06:49.719
side of this building. And it
seems like it's it's kind of like set

1024
01:06:50.360 --> 01:06:54.719
it's it's not something that would trigger
randomly necessarily, at least the way this

1025
01:06:54.800 --> 01:06:58.119
is present, it seems like spirit
there is a specific path to be taken.

1026
01:06:58.239 --> 01:07:00.280
Now that you are on the side
of this is everything I was on

1027
01:07:00.360 --> 01:07:04.320
the street crash into the building as
well, like cars and whatever else people's

1028
01:07:04.440 --> 01:07:11.400
and I don't recall. That doesn't
sound scientifically possible. Guys on a ship

1029
01:07:11.599 --> 01:07:15.719
maybe not. No, it seems
like you were on an Earth. Bad

1030
01:07:15.800 --> 01:07:18.599
things are happening, not necessarily Earth. I don't know. Yeah, it

1031
01:07:18.679 --> 01:07:23.920
might be earth work to welcome to
Earth. It could be in a dream

1032
01:07:24.400 --> 01:07:27.239
within a dream. We're not talking
about that right now. Is a dream

1033
01:07:27.280 --> 01:07:31.719
collapsing? Uh? You know,
we we're trying to keep you know,

1034
01:07:31.840 --> 01:07:38.760
story elements close to the best right
now. I don't know if they did

1035
01:07:38.840 --> 01:07:42.519
that game any favors by showing it
this early, because it's a good year

1036
01:07:42.639 --> 01:07:46.159
and change away from Relief, there's
there's performance issues. Yeah, so is

1037
01:07:46.199 --> 01:07:55.440
that the fracture part? Then that's
it sounds conceptually interesting. It's certainly it

1038
01:07:55.559 --> 01:08:00.199
does sound interesting. I don't know. I don't know if it's enough to

1039
01:08:00.320 --> 01:08:05.519
be like I'm not sure if NAMCO
is positioning this as like this is one

1040
01:08:05.599 --> 01:08:09.599
of our big new ips. This
is going to be a huge push for

1041
01:08:09.719 --> 01:08:16.800
us here because it seems too immediately
derivative to be to be on the level

1042
01:08:16.880 --> 01:08:20.359
of a dead space or a Gears
or anything kind of getting the ring and

1043
01:08:20.439 --> 01:08:24.000
stand on its own exactly exactly,
like this would be like, oh,

1044
01:08:24.039 --> 01:08:27.000
this is a good weekend or you
know, good kind of middle tier.

1045
01:08:27.119 --> 01:08:30.640
I don't know, it's your Vanquish. Sure, it is like a Vanquish.

1046
01:08:30.079 --> 01:08:32.640
I could see that. We'll have
to We'll have to see when Gears

1047
01:08:32.680 --> 01:08:35.399
three actually ends up coming out,
because I mean they have moved it to

1048
01:08:35.479 --> 01:08:39.960
holiday, but it could be like
a September thing. Like Microsoft's been doing

1049
01:08:40.000 --> 01:08:45.119
Halo in September, so they'll probably
do Halo in September this year. Maybe

1050
01:08:45.239 --> 01:08:46.359
we'll get to that. Well,
whatever, we'll see. I mean,

1051
01:08:46.640 --> 01:08:49.560
this is out in February of next
year or so, maybe it's far out

1052
01:08:49.680 --> 01:08:53.359
enough from years three that like people
will be kind of looking for something new

1053
01:08:53.520 --> 01:08:56.439
in that vein maybe February of next
year. Yes, okay, that is

1054
01:08:56.479 --> 01:09:00.600
not a year of changed. It's
like a late February I think it was.

1055
01:09:00.720 --> 01:09:02.000
It was. Yeah, it was
like a year and a couple of

1056
01:09:02.079 --> 01:09:04.520
weeks. Yeah, okay, that's
changed, all right, Yes, you

1057
01:09:04.560 --> 01:09:11.079
got it perfect. I feel like
a conversion rate like on time. I

1058
01:09:11.159 --> 01:09:15.520
think the those games always seem to
kind of live and die by their design,

1059
01:09:15.840 --> 01:09:17.239
like once you get past the cool
factor, and you're like, yeah,

1060
01:09:17.439 --> 01:09:20.640
yeah, then quality of the game, like what do you guys do

1061
01:09:20.880 --> 01:09:24.920
with your crazy gracture was actually kind
of cool for like the first two levels

1062
01:09:24.920 --> 01:09:27.279
where you're like this is yeah,
it's kind of cool. You're like,

1063
01:09:27.399 --> 01:09:30.720
now do this for seven more hours
and you're like, oh, I don't

1064
01:09:30.039 --> 01:09:33.279
want to do that, or shut
up and do it all right, No

1065
01:09:33.560 --> 01:09:40.079
fracture, I'm putting my foot down. Was up. Tide goes in,

1066
01:09:40.239 --> 01:09:44.479
Tide goes Out. There's really there's
no miscommunication there. Explain it. I

1067
01:09:44.520 --> 01:09:46.439
want a game where I can watch
some side roll in wherever I am there,

1068
01:09:46.560 --> 01:09:48.520
give me a cover based third person
shooter, or I can just make

1069
01:09:48.640 --> 01:09:55.520
the tide roll in that wash and
then everybody washes away and the tide go

1070
01:09:55.600 --> 01:09:58.479
out and then there are puzzles.
There's water here. What do I do

1071
01:09:59.279 --> 01:10:00.800
out? R Yeah? I mean
the tide go out? Now I can

1072
01:10:00.920 --> 01:10:04.159
run through here? Yeah? Well
where did the moon come from? Where

1073
01:10:04.159 --> 01:10:09.039
did it come from? God?
Do you win? Oh damn. That's

1074
01:10:09.079 --> 01:10:13.880
the end of the game. It's
when you embrace the thing. So that's

1075
01:10:13.880 --> 01:10:17.159
the thing is I you play as
a moon man and have power over the

1076
01:10:17.239 --> 01:10:21.600
tides as someone from the lunar surface. I feel like that game has been

1077
01:10:21.640 --> 01:10:26.039
made in Japan somewhere. And then
you gotta sometimes you gotta like get on

1078
01:10:26.199 --> 01:10:29.239
a rock and then make the tide
go in, and then the rock floats

1079
01:10:30.239 --> 01:10:32.239
because it's a light rock, and
then you part of the Moon rock and

1080
01:10:32.239 --> 01:10:35.439
then you're part of the rocks and
then you jump up to get on top

1081
01:10:35.520 --> 01:10:41.399
of the building. Tide goes out, Tide goes out. So we should

1082
01:10:41.399 --> 01:10:45.359
make a game with lunar gravity.
Is somebody ever done that demolition derby VMX

1083
01:10:45.479 --> 01:10:49.279
racing for the PlayStation one an old
course set on the Moon? Is it?

1084
01:10:49.520 --> 01:10:53.399
You always remember the name? I
never do demolition derby construction kit,

1085
01:10:53.479 --> 01:10:57.760
Demolition Derby Racing, Destruction set set
gravity, you do any kind of gravity

1086
01:10:57.800 --> 01:11:01.159
one that Jupiter gravity wipe out fusion
for the PS two at a moon level,

1087
01:11:01.960 --> 01:11:05.239
I mean like a platform where you're
just like bouncing around. Just get

1088
01:11:05.279 --> 01:11:10.520
a game, Gigantic Lander, Gary
Mud. Yeah, there's that game there,

1089
01:11:10.600 --> 01:11:14.000
that that NASA game they released on
the team where you have Oh that's

1090
01:11:14.079 --> 01:11:15.560
right, Oh god, I never
played that. You can't to be making

1091
01:11:15.600 --> 01:11:23.000
game. The game was just Red
Rock art. Red Rock RTX was a

1092
01:11:23.239 --> 01:11:27.760
was on Mars. That NASA game
was just a recruitment tool. Yeah,

1093
01:11:28.000 --> 01:11:31.680
yes, they're just trying like Last
Starfighter and great good recruit people for NASA

1094
01:11:31.920 --> 01:11:33.680
have to You see what you have
to do in that game, make more

1095
01:11:33.760 --> 01:11:36.359
like anti recruits. It's really what
you do. Because I thought this would

1096
01:11:36.359 --> 01:11:41.800
be excited, make more science.
Take your temperature again, make more science.

1097
01:11:42.199 --> 01:11:45.079
I thought I was going to find
trans science. We got. I

1098
01:11:45.119 --> 01:11:47.479
guess we got some extra time on
the mission. We can bring a turtle

1099
01:11:47.600 --> 01:11:53.039
up for these kids who want to
know about turtles in space. We got

1100
01:11:53.279 --> 01:12:03.960
to talk to the director of Turtles
of the new Space Combat. Right,

1101
01:12:04.439 --> 01:12:06.520
Yeah, that sounds what it's called. Sounds right. I think that's right.

1102
01:12:06.640 --> 01:12:13.560
Assault Horizon, I'm pretty sure.
Yeah, that's right because it has

1103
01:12:13.640 --> 01:12:16.600
the close range assault feature. That's
that's the big innovation that they're bringing to

1104
01:12:16.720 --> 01:12:20.560
the table. That's right. So
basically iron sights for your plane for your

1105
01:12:20.560 --> 01:12:25.800
plane, uh like more more dynamic
camera work for the for the for that

1106
01:12:26.880 --> 01:12:30.680
uh like when you see it when
it's in action, Uh, it makes

1107
01:12:30.720 --> 01:12:36.439
sense. It looks really slick because
it it takes over a certain amount of

1108
01:12:36.560 --> 01:12:40.479
your like flight control, so you
can aim a bit. So that you

1109
01:12:40.560 --> 01:12:45.399
can aim more more accurately. And
uh, and it seems like basically basics

1110
01:12:45.600 --> 01:12:50.720
console, not PSP console, the
full the full compliments of consoles. It

1111
01:12:51.000 --> 01:12:56.760
because like ace combat is always just
a lock on game. Yeah, and

1112
01:12:56.840 --> 01:12:59.720
then shoot your missiles and then you're
done. Like this, all this,

1113
01:13:00.000 --> 01:13:03.960
all this close quarters? Was it
close quarters combat with close close range of

1114
01:13:03.960 --> 01:13:11.279
saul that I heard the name of
this? You gotta like take planes,

1115
01:13:11.319 --> 01:13:15.920
have to learn kravmaga the close range
of sault possibilities. But it but it

1116
01:13:15.000 --> 01:13:19.159
makes it makes the crap. It
makes like your you know, your vulcan

1117
01:13:19.199 --> 01:13:24.840
caannons or machine guns or whatever actually
useful cool. Uh. And it seems

1118
01:13:24.880 --> 01:13:28.279
it looks really nice to have a
crazy story, so that that's actually what

1119
01:13:28.439 --> 01:13:30.760
kind of concerned me. How long
does it take to get into the game,

1120
01:13:30.800 --> 01:13:36.600
Yeah, I guess not as so
the guy directed like I think five,

1121
01:13:38.479 --> 01:13:42.479
so he knows his way around a
crazy ace combat story. Yeah.

1122
01:13:42.920 --> 01:13:45.720
And one of the things we were
saying is they didn't they realized that they

1123
01:13:45.760 --> 01:13:48.600
had gotten trapped into kind of a
pattern as far as the structure went of

1124
01:13:48.800 --> 01:13:53.560
just you know, briefing, mission
debriefing and then for instant repeat through the

1125
01:13:53.720 --> 01:13:57.680
entire game. Uh, so they're
gonna mix it up some with the structure,

1126
01:13:58.439 --> 01:14:00.399
uh, having like you know,
cut scenes go directly into gameplay,

1127
01:14:00.439 --> 01:14:03.560
just stuff to make it more dynamic. That stuff sounded good. That sounded

1128
01:14:03.600 --> 01:14:06.239
like streamlining. But yeah, that's
also that's modernizing. But also I guess

1129
01:14:06.239 --> 01:14:11.680
they're saying, like, you know, they received the feedback that some people

1130
01:14:11.800 --> 01:14:18.439
felt that the the the sincerity levels
of storytelling in past ace combat was perhaps

1131
01:14:18.479 --> 01:14:25.319
a bit high. Uh yeah,
there's there's just that how they put it,

1132
01:14:26.359 --> 01:14:28.399
well, you know, going we're
going through a translator here. I

1133
01:14:28.399 --> 01:14:30.079
don't don't, I don't. I
don't know that that was the exact message.

1134
01:14:30.119 --> 01:14:33.960
But yeah, but basically like like
they were taking themselves too seriously.

1135
01:14:34.119 --> 01:14:38.640
Basically like someone said that, Yeah, like the storytelling is too is too

1136
01:14:38.720 --> 01:14:42.720
since here and too serious. So
that was like the one thing that set

1137
01:14:42.760 --> 01:14:45.399
it apart from every other flight combat
games. Well, they're still going to

1138
01:14:45.600 --> 01:14:48.359
have a big, crazy story in
it, but it sounds more like just

1139
01:14:48.479 --> 01:14:54.079
the style of it. Like they
had a US uh military consultant come in

1140
01:14:54.159 --> 01:14:58.279
and they talked about planes and scenarios
and things like that. Dudes playing volleyball

1141
01:14:58.439 --> 01:15:01.840
say, when we aim we aimed
the sites. Oh yeah, but dude,

1142
01:15:02.159 --> 01:15:04.439
forget all that. You know,
you want to roll the SATs.

1143
01:15:08.279 --> 01:15:11.479
You want to take this one.
You've got, You've got the personal history.

1144
01:15:12.199 --> 01:15:14.560
I guess, deeply, deeply relevant. I suppose. So, so

1145
01:15:14.640 --> 01:15:16.279
he's talking at this point, she
can I tell the who tell the whole

1146
01:15:16.279 --> 01:15:23.000
story, tell the whole story.
So so he's talking about the like the

1147
01:15:23.439 --> 01:15:26.800
mission structure stuff, and like,
oh, you know, you might you'll

1148
01:15:26.880 --> 01:15:30.039
be playing you know, as the
you know, as the fighter pilot or

1149
01:15:30.079 --> 01:15:31.600
whatever, and you know, you
might go directly to cutscene, or you

1150
01:15:31.640 --> 01:15:34.840
might see something from the perspective of
the bomber pilot, or you might see

1151
01:15:34.840 --> 01:15:39.399
something from the perspective of the the
helicopter pilot. I said, so,

1152
01:15:39.720 --> 01:15:42.880
so is that just like like story
stuff, Are you actually gonna play as

1153
01:15:43.000 --> 01:15:48.279
the bomber or the helicopter pilot?
And lengthy exchange in Japanese back and forth,

1154
01:15:48.560 --> 01:15:51.880
and then and then you translates it
like I don't know if I could

1155
01:15:51.960 --> 01:15:56.279
say anything about this right now,
like pr from off to the side of

1156
01:15:57.159 --> 01:16:00.199
no, just a hard no,
like like no, you can't say anything,

1157
01:16:00.199 --> 01:16:01.760
Like no, you can't say anything
about it. And we're like,

1158
01:16:01.800 --> 01:16:03.960
well, okay, well we know
what that means. But whatever. It's

1159
01:16:03.960 --> 01:16:08.119
like, you're not fooling anybody,
dude, just like is going through debug

1160
01:16:08.279 --> 01:16:12.560
menus while we're talking here and just
a loading stream comes up where it's all

1161
01:16:12.560 --> 01:16:16.479
in Japanese except for one word right
in the middle Apache, And so we're

1162
01:16:16.520 --> 01:16:19.199
all seeing there like, oh,
okay, you're just gonna you're just gonna

1163
01:16:19.239 --> 01:16:21.920
show it to us now, and
clearly like Pierre's like, god, damn

1164
01:16:21.960 --> 01:16:25.800
it, he obviously wanted to show
it. Yeah. It's it's always that

1165
01:16:25.920 --> 01:16:29.319
struggle of if you actually developer to
developer about something, they always want to

1166
01:16:29.359 --> 01:16:30.199
show to you. They always want
to say, I'm really proud of this,

1167
01:16:30.239 --> 01:16:32.439
shoot this out. What do you
think? But Beier's like, don't

1168
01:16:33.840 --> 01:16:36.319
I think with a game like that
it benefits them to show, hey,

1169
01:16:36.439 --> 01:16:41.560
this is different from the last few
as early as they possibly you saw a

1170
01:16:41.640 --> 01:16:45.560
crazy helicopter level. Was it in
fact crazy or was it just a helicopter?

1171
01:16:45.640 --> 01:16:46.720
It was kind of crazy. It's
a lot of ground assault. He

1172
01:16:46.800 --> 01:16:49.520
was like blowing up a lot of
tanks and shooting it guys in a city

1173
01:16:49.640 --> 01:16:53.399
and stuff. That was the thing
that struck me most of what they have

1174
01:16:53.520 --> 01:16:56.159
been showing of this new A's combat
game is you know, a combat is

1175
01:16:56.159 --> 01:17:00.479
always way up in the air right
alco the ground. You're like, this

1176
01:17:00.600 --> 01:17:03.920
stuff is like this one can do. This is built around being very close

1177
01:17:04.000 --> 01:17:06.039
to the ground. And it seems
like at least a lot of the mission

1178
01:17:06.039 --> 01:17:08.920
they're showing, they said that,
yeah, there will be some of that

1179
01:17:09.039 --> 01:17:12.960
you know, sky high crazy stuff
as well, but uh yeah, a

1180
01:17:13.079 --> 01:17:15.520
lot of interaction with the ground,
a lot of just you know, aerial

1181
01:17:15.600 --> 01:17:17.520
combat near the ground, a lot
of like, uh like the one area

1182
01:17:17.560 --> 01:17:20.800
we saw with jet was in some
of the like industrial like oil field or

1183
01:17:20.800 --> 01:17:24.600
something, and there's sort of a
lot of like weaving between like oil wells

1184
01:17:24.640 --> 01:17:27.199
and stuff like that. That sounds
fun, like especially it seemed like in

1185
01:17:27.279 --> 01:17:30.119
the close range stuff when you're zoomed
in on that mode, like you're kind

1186
01:17:30.119 --> 01:17:32.439
of going in between a lot of
obstacles and stuff. So it looks Yeah,

1187
01:17:32.520 --> 01:17:35.520
they've they've made it look real nice. They've they've made it look more

1188
01:17:35.520 --> 01:17:39.920
exciting and definitely like, you know, it got helicopters a lot, I

1189
01:17:39.960 --> 01:17:45.720
could say, officially, And then
even after he showed it to a shoot,

1190
01:17:45.840 --> 01:17:46.800
the PRS was like all right,
this is off the record. Do

1191
01:17:46.880 --> 01:17:49.000
not mention this, like and I
was. I was happy to say,

1192
01:17:49.039 --> 01:17:51.319
like, yeah, you know your
information. Well, we're not dirt bags.

1193
01:17:51.319 --> 01:17:53.840
I'm not if if you say I
can't say any about this, so

1194
01:17:53.840 --> 01:17:55.680
I'm gonna say anything about this.
But I know that that's in there.

1195
01:17:55.720 --> 01:17:58.800
And did you just say something about
that? As we came out afterwards and

1196
01:17:58.920 --> 01:18:01.119
said like yeah, right, you're
clear to talk about mid few calls.

1197
01:18:03.159 --> 01:18:10.479
No, no crazy emotion stuff for
it. Then huh no connects or they're

1198
01:18:10.520 --> 01:18:13.840
just making a game. Man.
I've I've wanted to be into the ace

1199
01:18:13.920 --> 01:18:18.800
combat games for a while, but
it's just the gameplay. Yeah, you

1200
01:18:18.880 --> 01:18:23.239
know, it's just the same stuff
over and over again. Like and it's

1201
01:18:23.279 --> 01:18:25.880
because the story that I was like, man, you know I was here

1202
01:18:25.920 --> 01:18:28.880
from like you know, the people
that were reviewing it, Like you know,

1203
01:18:28.960 --> 01:18:30.319
it's it's exactly what you would expect
it to be, except the story's

1204
01:18:30.319 --> 01:18:33.199
crazy. It's like it's told from
the perspective of a kid who's on the

1205
01:18:33.359 --> 01:18:38.119
other side. So it's like you're
just seeing like this war torn country that

1206
01:18:38.319 --> 01:18:43.720
you're creating, and it's heavy,
mind blowing, it's super heavy. It's

1207
01:18:43.720 --> 01:18:45.439
super and I'm like, man,
that sounds great, except for the part

1208
01:18:45.520 --> 01:18:50.199
where it's just I've got tone fire
rocket, I've got it again, fire

1209
01:18:50.199 --> 01:18:54.439
another rocket. Now there's the escort
mission that I don't want to do and

1210
01:18:54.920 --> 01:18:57.439
turn it off. Well, we'll
see if they actually pull it off.

1211
01:18:57.479 --> 01:19:00.279
But it seems like it seems like
they are. They are actively true trying

1212
01:19:00.319 --> 01:19:03.319
to address issues of structure and kind
of gameplay pacing for for this one.

1213
01:19:03.640 --> 01:19:05.720
You know, we didn't get to
touch it, so I don't know how

1214
01:19:05.760 --> 01:19:12.000
it feels. But but there was
that I had a shipload of like mobile

1215
01:19:12.039 --> 01:19:15.920
phone games and like iPad games that
Racer on iPad, and I said,

1216
01:19:15.960 --> 01:19:17.640
I'm not gonna They've put that out
a while ago. I said, I'm

1217
01:19:17.640 --> 01:19:20.520
not gonna. I'm not gonna test
that new one or something. But then

1218
01:19:20.520 --> 01:19:25.640
they had that that other thing that
we were not aware of, the Bridge

1219
01:19:25.720 --> 01:19:29.279
Racer Unbound till a couple of days
later. Was that there. I guess

1220
01:19:29.279 --> 01:19:31.920
they show those same trailers that morning. Okay, yeah, all anybody,

1221
01:19:33.159 --> 01:19:35.520
yeah, all anybody has seen is
that trailer? Yeah. That was also

1222
01:19:35.600 --> 01:19:39.279
the presentation where they said, hey, dark souls. Yeah, I kind

1223
01:19:39.279 --> 01:19:42.680
of wish i'd seen dark Souls.
I'm feeling this weird compulsion to try that

1224
01:19:42.800 --> 01:19:45.279
game when it comes out. I
don't know why not, because I'm gonna

1225
01:19:45.279 --> 01:19:48.279
make I'm gonna make my screw face
at you. We should all try that

1226
01:19:48.319 --> 01:19:50.399
game when it comes out. I'll
give it a shot. Yeah, I

1227
01:19:50.439 --> 01:19:56.000
have a long history of loving games
that from Software makes exactly that's I don't

1228
01:19:56.000 --> 01:20:00.199
know if there's any question then I
actually spent some time. I'm sorry,

1229
01:20:00.239 --> 01:20:06.720
I just finishing my post in the
Endurance Run for submit you know what,

1230
01:20:06.960 --> 01:20:12.000
editing that part. We can't say
Endurance Run on this as we're not talking

1231
01:20:12.000 --> 01:20:14.479
about that. I don't know how
many times I send emails that just say

1232
01:20:14.640 --> 01:20:17.840
no in them. Do you respond
to them? Yeah, well we get

1233
01:20:17.880 --> 01:20:20.159
them. We get them on the
Bobcast constantly, and I just I want

1234
01:20:20.159 --> 01:20:24.359
to let them know no. Sorry, you were saying about your love.

1235
01:20:25.039 --> 01:20:28.319
What was I saying, you love
from Software games? Yeah. So when

1236
01:20:28.359 --> 01:20:30.399
they announced all this stuff, I
was talking to Will and I said,

1237
01:20:30.479 --> 01:20:33.520
yeah, like from Software right,
and you know we're talking about Chromehounds and

1238
01:20:33.600 --> 01:20:36.199
some other stuff. I went and
looked at the page of like, here's

1239
01:20:36.239 --> 01:20:40.119
the list of all the games from
Software developed and ran ran down the list

1240
01:20:40.199 --> 01:20:43.279
the best I could come up with
for my own personal like, yeah,

1241
01:20:43.359 --> 01:20:45.800
okay, it was three D dot
game Hero. That's pretty good. It's

1242
01:20:45.920 --> 01:20:48.600
all right, come on, I
thought you in Kingsfield went way back.

1243
01:20:48.760 --> 01:20:51.960
No, I mean yeah, like
in a joking like fuck cakes Field,

1244
01:20:53.600 --> 01:20:57.960
Jesus, I didn't even know they
were Chromehounds, was okay? I actually

1245
01:20:58.159 --> 01:21:01.079
really actively just like Chrome. Really. There are people that are crazy.

1246
01:21:01.640 --> 01:21:04.840
There are people that are crazy for
Armored Core and there was the other part

1247
01:21:04.880 --> 01:21:08.840
of that announcement is they're not They're
doing Dark Souls and they're gonna put Armored

1248
01:21:08.880 --> 01:21:14.680
Core five out here in twenty twelve, which that's not the style of met

1249
01:21:14.760 --> 01:21:17.159
game I want to play, and
and and it's you know, maybe they'll

1250
01:21:17.279 --> 01:21:23.560
turn it around for me personally with
these two games, but they don't have

1251
01:21:23.680 --> 01:21:27.159
to, Like I don't care.
Those games don't need to be for me

1252
01:21:27.399 --> 01:21:30.000
for for the world to keep turning. If you want to play Armored Core

1253
01:21:30.159 --> 01:21:33.159
five, be my guests. I
don't want anything to do with it.

1254
01:21:34.119 --> 01:21:38.359
Though some of the stuff like Commander
Mode and all this stuff sounds potentially cool

1255
01:21:38.439 --> 01:21:43.880
for people that like that sort of
thing, and probably if they're making something

1256
01:21:43.960 --> 01:21:47.640
that's a spiritual successor to Demon Souls
unless they get the part where like the

1257
01:21:47.880 --> 01:21:53.960
gameplay is like kind of bad in
like a deadly premonition sense. Maybe not

1258
01:21:54.079 --> 01:21:58.720
that rotten, but that's but like
that's just unfair. It's kind of like

1259
01:21:58.880 --> 01:22:01.640
we're gonna look past there, We're
gonna look past the kind of messed up

1260
01:22:01.640 --> 01:22:04.880
controls and just chalk it up to
this game tar. Yeah, Like no,

1261
01:22:05.680 --> 01:22:10.800
well, like I still have to
be like there's better ways to divine

1262
01:22:10.880 --> 01:22:14.800
your difficulty, yes, and I
still have a thing for for Demon Souls

1263
01:22:14.840 --> 01:22:16.840
where I kind of still want to
get back in there, but there is

1264
01:22:16.880 --> 01:22:21.479
some stuff you have to really kind
of punishing and ugly, like that game

1265
01:22:21.640 --> 01:22:26.880
does you gotta give me something?
Well, so you got to you gotta

1266
01:22:26.920 --> 01:22:29.479
give me something, But there are
there are things in there that are really

1267
01:22:29.560 --> 01:22:33.800
novel and kind of unique and that
Yeah, and I'm and when when people

1268
01:22:33.920 --> 01:22:36.279
talk about the game lovingly, like
I look at that stuff and go,

1269
01:22:36.439 --> 01:22:42.439
yeah, that stuff sounds amazing.
But for me personally, like I'm never

1270
01:22:42.520 --> 01:22:45.760
going to get past the hurdles of
like the gameplay and right, and it's

1271
01:22:45.800 --> 01:22:49.199
not necessarily about like the difficulty,
it's about the it does not control very

1272
01:22:49.239 --> 01:22:53.199
well. It's like what you're doing
in it, which which I'm hoping you

1273
01:22:53.279 --> 01:22:56.920
know, they address in this and
do some novel things. There's a lot

1274
01:22:56.960 --> 01:23:00.640
of very curious there's a lot of
repetition and sort of pattern midmization involved too,

1275
01:23:00.760 --> 01:23:03.199
right, like learning when to expect
things to happen, and like being

1276
01:23:03.239 --> 01:23:06.359
ready for because there's like a lot
of I mean that this is my impression

1277
01:23:06.439 --> 01:23:09.680
having not played it for me.
For me, it was it was like

1278
01:23:09.760 --> 01:23:12.359
you get one shot and stuff,
right. It was more of just kind

1279
01:23:12.359 --> 01:23:15.920
of not really knowing what to do, like very little guidance in a very

1280
01:23:15.079 --> 01:23:21.039
complicated kind of combat system. Okay, that's from software kind that is that

1281
01:23:21.199 --> 01:23:26.199
is like that that typifies anything that
they've ever put out as far as I

1282
01:23:26.239 --> 01:23:29.880
can tell. And the people that
love it this field that that's it right

1283
01:23:29.880 --> 01:23:32.800
there. I think they rewarding where
they're just like I got it, like

1284
01:23:32.920 --> 01:23:36.319
I've mastered it, and like I
get it all. But getting to that

1285
01:23:36.399 --> 01:23:41.000
point can be you know, just
the patients involved. Getting to that point

1286
01:23:41.039 --> 01:23:45.479
can be really testing chromemounds. I
just was like there were people there,

1287
01:23:45.600 --> 01:23:47.960
there are people that love that still
talk about chromemouns I can't play it anymore,

1288
01:23:48.039 --> 01:23:51.920
right, And I just didn't understand, like, I didn't understand why

1289
01:23:51.920 --> 01:23:56.840
you had to run for like twenty
minutes to get back into a flame yel

1290
01:23:57.840 --> 01:24:01.359
because that's what Steel Battalion did.
I don't know. It's yeah, anyway,

1291
01:24:01.720 --> 01:24:04.079
I'm with you. Let's go all
right, I'll give it a shot.

1292
01:24:04.199 --> 01:24:09.760
Ridge Racer Unbounded is being made by
Bugbear the Flat Out Guys, and

1293
01:24:09.800 --> 01:24:15.359
it basically looks like like, well, the trailer shows nothing right other than

1294
01:24:15.560 --> 01:24:17.760
no, there's a lot in that
trailer other than nothing about the game.

1295
01:24:17.800 --> 01:24:20.600
Here is Ridge Racer Girls. She
gets in, she gets out of one

1296
01:24:20.720 --> 01:24:26.039
super hot car and gets into another
super hot car, and then drives it

1297
01:24:26.079 --> 01:24:29.119
down an alley, slams it in
the side of a taxi. T bones

1298
01:24:29.159 --> 01:24:32.600
attacksbones attacks, serving to avoid it
just just goes straight. And then there's

1299
01:24:32.600 --> 01:24:35.520
a slum shot of the taxi flying
up in the air and flipping it over

1300
01:24:35.680 --> 01:24:39.720
end while you drive under it.
That's some muscle car man, And then

1301
01:24:39.760 --> 01:24:44.479
it works right cars just so Yeah, I'm getting a real kind of burnouty,

1302
01:24:44.920 --> 01:24:47.960
I'm getting real flat out. Yeah, I guess I guess that's that's

1303
01:24:48.159 --> 01:24:53.239
probably more and the font reminds me
of need for speed underground man a lot.

1304
01:24:53.399 --> 01:24:58.159
Oh my god, that's why it's
unbounded, because it's a logo bround,

1305
01:24:58.520 --> 01:25:01.760
like it's a lot of this game
letters. So maybe people see it

1306
01:25:01.880 --> 01:25:04.920
and go, this is kind of
it's kind of nuts the first time I

1307
01:25:05.000 --> 01:25:09.359
saw that, because you had you
had mentioned something before that, holy shit,

1308
01:25:10.159 --> 01:25:15.800
unbounded is not even that's a terrible
terrible does that even me terrible name?

1309
01:25:15.880 --> 01:25:18.760
It's just unbounded. You would say
it's unbounded. It's been unbound,

1310
01:25:19.119 --> 01:25:28.239
not that it's been unbounded, unbounded
did most unbounded? But but yet,

1311
01:25:28.479 --> 01:25:30.680
and so this is you know,
this is blasphemy. This is a blight

1312
01:25:30.800 --> 01:25:34.600
upon all that is Ridge Racers.
So I wanted so forth. Uh yet

1313
01:25:34.680 --> 01:25:39.520
I can't help but be interested because
Ridge Racer has just become so wrote and

1314
01:25:39.720 --> 01:25:44.039
just like it's completely stagnant to the
point where like the best they can offer

1315
01:25:44.159 --> 01:25:48.960
is like it'll feature machines and tracks
from machines and courses from previous games in

1316
01:25:48.960 --> 01:25:51.319
the Ridge Racer franchises, Like yes, so do all the other ones.

1317
01:25:51.399 --> 01:25:55.840
Yeah, nice going, guys,
all you guys do the only thing they've

1318
01:25:55.880 --> 01:25:58.479
done to Ridge Racer over the years. Was our four when they came with

1319
01:25:58.520 --> 01:26:00.960
a jog Con and that was pretty
sweet. John was dope. And then

1320
01:26:01.000 --> 01:26:04.119
they added turbo when they put it
on the PSP, and then that was

1321
01:26:04.159 --> 01:26:08.680
in like Ridge Racer six and seven. Wow, there's been that many.

1322
01:26:08.800 --> 01:26:12.319
I didn't even know that. Yeah, yeah, so yeah, I know,

1323
01:26:12.399 --> 01:26:15.279
I agree entirely. I think that. So they have to, you

1324
01:26:15.319 --> 01:26:17.039
know, and it's nice that they're
at least trying to do something though this

1325
01:26:17.239 --> 01:26:21.800
is ridiculous. This is but isn't
Ridge Racer. I mean, this is

1326
01:26:21.840 --> 01:26:25.880
not the kind of ridiculous that Ridge
Racer has been. But it's not like

1327
01:26:26.119 --> 01:26:30.039
there's this like a serious pedigree for
the series. It's crazy cars doing crazy

1328
01:26:30.119 --> 01:26:32.920
things. Well, there's Ridge Racer
has a fan base, but you know,

1329
01:26:33.279 --> 01:26:35.760
it's probably not big enough to matter. If I had to guess,

1330
01:26:35.920 --> 01:26:42.000
yeah, so why not take some
chances with it? Obviously, you know,

1331
01:26:42.439 --> 01:26:45.600
they had to have known going in
that, putting that trailer out and

1332
01:26:45.720 --> 01:26:47.920
saying what they said about that game
was not going to do them any favors

1333
01:26:48.000 --> 01:26:50.920
with the handful of people that still
hold Ridge Racer deer. But for them,

1334
01:26:50.960 --> 01:26:55.239
there's Ridge Racer in the three DS, and you know, I'm sure

1335
01:26:55.279 --> 01:26:58.479
they'll make normal. I just yeah, I don't. I don't think this,

1336
01:27:00.199 --> 01:27:02.720
Yeah, this doesn't cancel out any
other regular Well, it's like the

1337
01:27:02.800 --> 01:27:08.239
last time Namco did something crazy with
racing. They put out that R Racing

1338
01:27:08.279 --> 01:27:12.239
Evolution in like two thousand and three
or something, and it was like a

1339
01:27:12.319 --> 01:27:15.960
simulation style it was. It was
closer to a simulation was that four.

1340
01:27:15.199 --> 01:27:21.399
It was the Xbox and PS two
and maybe a GameCube R colon remember Racing

1341
01:27:21.399 --> 01:27:25.960
Evolution, and it was not a
good game. And I remember at the

1342
01:27:25.960 --> 01:27:28.880
time thinking like, oh, this
is gonna be like the big Ridge Racer

1343
01:27:28.920 --> 01:27:31.079
reboot. And I have to imagine
at some point they were thinking about calling

1344
01:27:31.119 --> 01:27:35.880
it something that tied it a little
more closely to Ridge Racer, though are

1345
01:27:36.199 --> 01:27:41.319
considered Racing R four That's what I
said. I thought you said Revolution.

1346
01:27:41.479 --> 01:27:45.680
No, no, because there's Ridge
Racer Revolution. That wouldn't be good.

1347
01:27:45.720 --> 01:27:47.520
Point. Well, whatever, the
cover of this looks like a Ridge Racing

1348
01:27:47.600 --> 01:27:50.039
game kind of does it kind of
does so at some point that probably was

1349
01:27:50.159 --> 01:27:55.159
a Ridge Racer game, and they
held back, like even with like Japanese

1350
01:27:55.199 --> 01:27:59.039
Computer Girl in racing outfits, it's
even her, I think, isn't it

1351
01:27:59.119 --> 01:28:03.159
isn't it actually anyway? Whatever,
whatever, So it's nice that they're trying

1352
01:28:03.239 --> 01:28:08.439
something like at least, you know, let's let's hold out like obviously it's

1353
01:28:08.479 --> 01:28:12.800
not gonna be the Ridge Racer game
that that every other Ridge Racer game has

1354
01:28:12.840 --> 01:28:15.560
been. But every other Ridge Racer
game has been that game. They've got,

1355
01:28:15.640 --> 01:28:18.439
They've covered you, they've taken care
of you. Yeah. Exclusive,

1356
01:28:18.760 --> 01:28:21.760
they just keep rereleasing games with old
courses and stuff in it, like,

1357
01:28:23.720 --> 01:28:27.399
yeah, who cares, give it
a shot? Yeah, do something,

1358
01:28:27.479 --> 01:28:30.359
Let's see what happens. That's and
that totally my feeling on on that end.

1359
01:28:30.479 --> 01:28:34.960
Uh, and that I think is
Namco. Uh that's a rep now

1360
01:28:35.039 --> 01:28:41.640
band I Yeah they got Power Rangers. Yeah, yeah, they're band E.

1361
01:28:41.760 --> 01:28:46.000
That's the apparently apparently the Power Rangers
were there. Why so we lose

1362
01:28:46.800 --> 01:28:51.600
Jailer. Yeah, we didn't see
Joey that day. Unfortunately, was Amy

1363
01:28:51.680 --> 01:28:58.119
Joe Johnson there, Yeah, but
in costume so she could fuck that's just

1364
01:28:58.239 --> 01:29:02.319
Joey. I gotta wait going,
it's kind of thing. I'll be write

1365
01:29:02.319 --> 01:29:11.000
back twenty minutes. Oh all right, so there's that. I'll let you

1366
01:29:11.039 --> 01:29:14.680
get to yours okay, oh wait, no, you go with yours?

1367
01:29:14.800 --> 01:29:16.159
You go ahead? Who's what now? Your next? Man, I don't

1368
01:29:16.159 --> 01:29:19.000
even know what we're talking about.
Go ahead, dragon Age, go ahead?

1369
01:29:19.079 --> 01:29:21.960
We talking about dragon Age. Go
ahead? Yeah, you guys went

1370
01:29:23.039 --> 01:29:26.680
and saw Dragon Age two, Dragon
Age origins to go ahead? Yes,

1371
01:29:28.319 --> 01:29:32.880
okay, go ahead, turn down
at your radio. I played here.

1372
01:29:34.000 --> 01:29:38.800
You played some of that, y
Yeah, I played go Ahead three separate

1373
01:29:38.840 --> 01:29:44.960
sections. I kind of feel like
I know more what the game is gonna

1374
01:29:44.960 --> 01:29:46.359
be like now, the not totally. I mean, it's hard to make

1375
01:29:46.399 --> 01:29:50.760
a judgment because so they what version
were you playing? I played Xbox I.

1376
01:29:53.279 --> 01:29:55.560
If it was entirely up to me, if I had my druthers,

1377
01:29:55.960 --> 01:29:58.119
I probably would have played it on
the PC, just because I feel like

1378
01:29:58.199 --> 01:30:01.479
that is where the big that question
mark is on this game, Like it's

1379
01:30:01.560 --> 01:30:04.800
still gonna be a PC focused game. Is it gonna because they already said,

1380
01:30:04.800 --> 01:30:08.000
like, you can't pull the camera
as far out, you can't make

1381
01:30:08.039 --> 01:30:13.600
it an Infinity Engine game basically yea, but just the technical nature of pulling

1382
01:30:13.640 --> 01:30:17.560
footage, like getting direct feed from
an Xbox is easier, So so we

1383
01:30:17.640 --> 01:30:23.680
went with that. It was really
funny before the event one of their pr

1384
01:30:23.760 --> 01:30:26.880
people was I aming me asking what
kind of character we wanted for the event.

1385
01:30:27.640 --> 01:30:30.000
They were like, what gender do
you want? It was like a

1386
01:30:30.479 --> 01:30:32.159
female? Did they have your character? And I was like, why don't

1387
01:30:32.159 --> 01:30:34.920
you make her brunette? No,
actually we ended up just using like a

1388
01:30:34.920 --> 01:30:40.319
stock awesome that. I guess that's
tough. Actually, I told him,

1389
01:30:40.319 --> 01:30:43.439
I told him if we actually didn't
give a shit, so we just played

1390
01:30:43.479 --> 01:30:45.319
it like a stock male warrior.
But but they had. The point is

1391
01:30:45.399 --> 01:30:49.079
they had three different saves at three
different, like very distinctly different parts of

1392
01:30:49.079 --> 01:30:53.840
the game, and it was like
probably ten to twenty minutes of content per

1393
01:30:53.960 --> 01:30:58.000
save, so kind of hard to
get like a broad picture of how everything's

1394
01:30:58.000 --> 01:31:04.159
gonna fit together exactly. But three
different areas that I played in seemed very

1395
01:31:04.279 --> 01:31:10.319
mass effect esque in like in the
sense that it was like really directed,

1396
01:31:10.439 --> 01:31:14.960
like sort of everything was fun funneling
you in one direction, definitely from the

1397
01:31:15.119 --> 01:31:18.800
from when I saw it a while
ago, and very narrow path consistent with

1398
01:31:18.880 --> 01:31:23.640
your experience. I didn't I never
seen sadly never got around to play in

1399
01:31:23.720 --> 01:31:27.399
DAO, so I don't know if
it's similar. I assume that was a

1400
01:31:27.439 --> 01:31:30.840
lot more kind of it was a
lot more hitting the map and like all

1401
01:31:30.920 --> 01:31:33.640
these passages that kind of spider off
into different dead ends or something. But

1402
01:31:33.680 --> 01:31:36.159
I mean, for all I know, these were all like specific little dungeony

1403
01:31:36.279 --> 01:31:40.680
areas that kind of spawn off a
big math. It was really very tough

1404
01:31:40.720 --> 01:31:43.039
to get kind of the bigger picture
of what was going on. I do

1405
01:31:43.199 --> 01:31:45.920
know you never made it to the
second floor. You never saw the like

1406
01:31:46.000 --> 01:31:48.520
the city stuff they were showing.
I think you were upstairs the whole time.

1407
01:31:48.560 --> 01:31:51.680
I think that part of the city
stuff. They're like, you're some

1408
01:31:51.800 --> 01:31:56.439
city that you're in. I don't
know the name of it though, probably

1409
01:31:56.960 --> 01:32:00.479
all just yeah, okay, they're
like different districts to the city. It

1410
01:32:00.640 --> 01:32:03.239
was like, you know, there's
a old town and stuff like that.

1411
01:32:03.399 --> 01:32:06.319
But so like when you would exit
one of those, you would just kill

1412
01:32:06.439 --> 01:32:10.680
rats, all right, go to
the basement. Like when you would exit

1413
01:32:10.760 --> 01:32:13.319
one area, you would get like
a big sort of like static map with

1414
01:32:13.479 --> 01:32:15.279
just icons of other areas and you
just like pick an icon and kind of

1415
01:32:15.319 --> 01:32:17.720
warped to it. Is that similar, Yeah, okay, so that sounds

1416
01:32:17.760 --> 01:32:24.000
kind of the same. Just such
a mass effect vibe from like the UI

1417
01:32:24.279 --> 01:32:28.319
and then the menus stuff like well, I mean the first Origins used you

1418
01:32:28.359 --> 01:32:30.960
know, radial menus. Yeah,
but this is the influence is much heavier

1419
01:32:31.039 --> 01:32:36.199
here, Like they've got the straight
up the conversation wheel. Uh. It's

1420
01:32:36.239 --> 01:32:40.560
so similar that when you're talking to
a guy and you've moved into okay,

1421
01:32:40.600 --> 01:32:43.840
I can keep talking to him,
or I can move on. It's investigate

1422
01:32:43.920 --> 01:32:46.359
on the left or let's get a
move on on the right. Basically like

1423
01:32:46.520 --> 01:32:49.760
just exactly the same. Yeah,
like when you hit that in and of

1424
01:32:49.760 --> 01:32:51.960
itself, it is not necessarily bad. It's not a bad thing. I'm

1425
01:32:51.960 --> 01:32:56.560
just saying they have taken some really
specific cues from the other big game that

1426
01:32:56.720 --> 01:33:00.479
The Byway is doing. Uh.
So it was interesting to see for me

1427
01:33:00.560 --> 01:33:03.000
to see the console version because having
played it through on the PC. Uh,

1428
01:33:03.239 --> 01:33:08.560
the UI looks completely different on the
three sixty. Everything is is mapped,

1429
01:33:09.479 --> 01:33:13.119
h what seems like. But again
again that was true in origins.

1430
01:33:13.159 --> 01:33:15.560
I played both versions and they were
wildly different, right, So it's really

1431
01:33:15.640 --> 01:33:20.880
interesting to see kind of going down
on the three sixty. It seems intelligently

1432
01:33:21.000 --> 01:33:25.399
kind of mapped onto the control as
best you can, I guess. Yeah,

1433
01:33:25.439 --> 01:33:27.640
for a lot of that stuff where
you we do have to dig in

1434
01:33:27.720 --> 01:33:30.880
a little deeper to get to your
spells at points. I mean, the

1435
01:33:30.920 --> 01:33:33.439
way it works. I don't know
if this is probably similar to the first

1436
01:33:33.439 --> 01:33:38.640
one, but you've got so A
is just attack. It's just like hammer

1437
01:33:38.680 --> 01:33:42.279
on the A button and you're going
to swing whatever you're holding. The other

1438
01:33:42.319 --> 01:33:45.079
three face buttons are map two specific
abilities, and you hold a trigger to

1439
01:33:45.239 --> 01:33:47.399
like change those to another set,
which I think is basically how they had

1440
01:33:47.439 --> 01:33:50.039
it set up. Sounds about sounds
about the same. And then you did

1441
01:33:50.079 --> 01:33:53.720
you do the whole like palsy action
and pull up a big wheel if you

1442
01:33:53.720 --> 01:33:57.520
want to get all the rest of
you Yes, totally. But here here's

1443
01:33:57.560 --> 01:34:00.680
where it seemed interesting to me,
and just watching you play, it seemed

1444
01:34:00.680 --> 01:34:04.199
like the actions as you were doing
them were like you'd hit one of your

1445
01:34:04.279 --> 01:34:09.560
spells and you'd immediately jump into some
kind of combat thing. That seemed a

1446
01:34:09.600 --> 01:34:14.000
lot more like as you hit it, yeah you're rolling in or or you

1447
01:34:14.079 --> 01:34:15.600
know. I mean, I think
that's probably where you would feel the mass

1448
01:34:15.640 --> 01:34:19.479
effect influence the most. Is like
one of their big pushes with this game

1449
01:34:19.600 --> 01:34:24.560
is we want the action to feel
more like action. It feels very immediate.

1450
01:34:24.920 --> 01:34:28.520
We want to not beat feel as
much like D and D dice rolls.

1451
01:34:28.600 --> 01:34:30.880
It's the first game Red, like
the Fighter I was playing or the

1452
01:34:30.920 --> 01:34:34.359
Warrior had like a charge move,
and like you would want to actively like

1453
01:34:34.439 --> 01:34:36.880
a line as many guys up as
you could before you could use that just

1454
01:34:38.119 --> 01:34:40.960
to get the maximum damage, and
so and so. The parts that I

1455
01:34:41.039 --> 01:34:44.399
think speak to some of that are
the first boss battle that you were playing.

1456
01:34:45.119 --> 01:34:46.439
It wasn't really the boss battle,
but the first big encounter you got

1457
01:34:46.520 --> 01:34:50.520
into that we saw where you were
just actively dodging the dude's moves, like

1458
01:34:50.600 --> 01:34:54.439
you're rolling out of the way and
it would charge you, yeah, and

1459
01:34:55.159 --> 01:34:58.199
you're trying to position yourself behind him
and get in there. And then there

1460
01:34:58.279 --> 01:35:01.279
was another fight where you were actual
hiding behind pillars to avoid attacks. You

1461
01:35:01.319 --> 01:35:03.680
fight this big sort of like rock
demon thing that like once in a while,

1462
01:35:03.680 --> 01:35:05.680
I'll get in the middle of this. You're in this like the crypt

1463
01:35:05.760 --> 01:35:10.000
area within the pillars, and he'll
like rise up in the air and kind

1464
01:35:10.039 --> 01:35:13.319
of charge up, and like the
immediate visual que is I need to get

1465
01:35:13.319 --> 01:35:15.079
the fuck out of the way,
So you run over behind the pillar and

1466
01:35:15.079 --> 01:35:19.319
then he just like starts emitting all
this energy that flies everywhere except like directly

1467
01:35:19.399 --> 01:35:23.920
behind those pillars. So there's definitely
some like timing elements and a lot of

1468
01:35:24.000 --> 01:35:27.000
kind of positioning yourself properly and stuff
like. Yeah, and so I did

1469
01:35:27.079 --> 01:35:29.640
see some of the PC stuff.
I was watching some other people play the

1470
01:35:29.680 --> 01:35:33.359
PC stuff, and it seemed to
play very similar to the original Dragon Age

1471
01:35:33.359 --> 01:35:36.159
where you're just kind of pausing queuing
up and you have you have your bar

1472
01:35:36.239 --> 01:35:39.800
on the bar. It definitely has
the big fat icon bar with like zillion

1473
01:35:40.119 --> 01:35:42.720
icons on it. I thought,
look, it's good. I actually I

1474
01:35:42.880 --> 01:35:45.000
was coming in with lower expectations that
I left with, and uh, I

1475
01:35:45.119 --> 01:35:49.119
was kind of excited to see that
I am back on the Dragon Age.

1476
01:35:50.079 --> 01:35:53.720
Go Go Go train. You did
like one one hundred hours in the first

1477
01:35:53.760 --> 01:35:57.680
one or something I did and then
lost I lost my save for Awakening and

1478
01:35:58.159 --> 01:36:01.359
I never never got to finish that. Now I do how do you?

1479
01:36:01.439 --> 01:36:04.279
How do you feel about this kind
of I feel like there's the other big

1480
01:36:04.359 --> 01:36:10.479
thing is this is not just a
direct continuation of the first game. It's

1481
01:36:10.520 --> 01:36:14.239
not just like Shepherd's back and better
than ever, this could have nothing to

1482
01:36:14.319 --> 01:36:16.119
do with your original character if you
don't want it to How do you feel

1483
01:36:16.119 --> 01:36:19.640
about that? Uh, well,
that you can have it, you know,

1484
01:36:20.239 --> 01:36:25.840
if you want to put still the
import or whatever. When you import

1485
01:36:25.920 --> 01:36:30.680
you play as a character Yead.
In fact, Yeah, what they've said

1486
01:36:30.760 --> 01:36:33.239
is I think it's just the more
like the decisions or the things that happened

1487
01:36:33.239 --> 01:36:36.000
with the broader implications or the things
that will show up, which are probably

1488
01:36:36.079 --> 01:36:41.119
just kind of like, you know, three lines here or there, queen,

1489
01:36:42.960 --> 01:36:45.880
Yeah, what not practically, oh
much. I'm into being a lot

1490
01:36:46.119 --> 01:36:51.600
thinks here's my space dream. So
yeah, it's probably just that me personally,

1491
01:36:51.720 --> 01:36:57.199
there's a there There are too many
ways that game ended to make that.

1492
01:36:57.439 --> 01:36:59.680
They already did weird things in Awakening, which we were just like,

1493
01:36:59.800 --> 01:37:02.079
you can't do that, Like,
that's not how it's totally well that that's

1494
01:37:02.079 --> 01:37:05.039
how it happened, so okay,
fine, And so in order to do

1495
01:37:05.159 --> 01:37:10.039
that, it would have been really
weird. So it doesn't bother me that

1496
01:37:10.159 --> 01:37:14.399
much. I'll go to my mass
Effect three for that. And would it

1497
01:37:14.520 --> 01:37:17.680
bother you if this turned out to
be the same universe as Mass Effects just

1498
01:37:18.760 --> 01:37:23.720
hundreds, if thousands of years prior. Well, it's already obviously the same

1499
01:37:23.840 --> 01:37:29.079
universe as Dead Space. Yeah right, because I want to say someone at

1500
01:37:29.359 --> 01:37:32.960
BioWare already said now okay to that
idea. Well, when you open the

1501
01:37:33.000 --> 01:37:36.039
portal and they right come through,
right, I mean that's the end of

1502
01:37:36.079 --> 01:37:40.439
mass Fact. Then it pops up
a big splash screen and it's like,

1503
01:37:40.560 --> 01:37:42.600
hey, by massact me, it
doesn't have to be the same universe,

1504
01:37:42.720 --> 01:37:45.920
right three versus mass Effects. They
opened up this portal and then these Jedi

1505
01:37:46.199 --> 01:37:53.159
come falling out. What and the
Jedi love those guys for playing the demo.

1506
01:37:53.439 --> 01:37:58.560
Check out three play Nights. Please
the Old Republic come, come and

1507
01:37:58.640 --> 01:38:02.239
play the Old Republic for no.
We need to know, like everyone,

1508
01:38:03.119 --> 01:38:08.880
tell people, all you fuckers,
tell everyone you know Star Wars. Sign

1509
01:38:08.960 --> 01:38:12.159
your hours though there's another one,
don't get that one. Sign your pets

1510
01:38:12.279 --> 01:38:15.079
up for it free free thirty days, free, three days for all pets.

1511
01:38:15.079 --> 01:38:17.760
Goldfish, saw your pet up,
we give you a free pet.

1512
01:38:18.840 --> 01:38:23.600
Great, think about that. I'm
on board. I liked what I saw.

1513
01:38:23.720 --> 01:38:27.600
Yeah, it seems cool. The
combat was pretty pretty fun. It

1514
01:38:27.720 --> 01:38:30.159
seemed a lot to move, just
a lot faster, which will make a

1515
01:38:30.199 --> 01:38:33.479
lot of people. I know a
lot of people who were just like I

1516
01:38:33.640 --> 01:38:36.840
just don't want to start that ball
rolling because I just don't want to put

1517
01:38:36.920 --> 01:38:41.920
eighty hours into a game. And
it could the dragon Age Origin stuff.

1518
01:38:42.479 --> 01:38:45.920
Yeah, dragon Age Origins could drag. They're just parts where you're just like

1519
01:38:45.399 --> 01:38:49.399
cleaning out dungeons and drag. And
this was like the part you played were

1520
01:38:49.439 --> 01:38:53.680
just like here's the start over,
like almost an instance, start this instance

1521
01:38:53.760 --> 01:38:56.039
and like go and within ten minutes
you were up to a big fight.

1522
01:38:56.119 --> 01:39:00.359
Sure, it just didn't have that
storyline. Now was that part of everyone's

1523
01:39:00.359 --> 01:39:01.560
experience with dragon Age or is that
you just going on, I'm going to

1524
01:39:01.600 --> 01:39:04.199
clear out this dungeon. Well,
like I said, there are a lot

1525
01:39:04.279 --> 01:39:06.840
of like do I go down this
path? And am I good on this

1526
01:39:06.920 --> 01:39:10.520
path? At dead end? But
it's probably a lot of mine. They

1527
01:39:10.600 --> 01:39:14.920
claim there is as much or more
optional content as the first one. Also,

1528
01:39:15.399 --> 01:39:16.920
I don't know if this was a
big deal for you, but with

1529
01:39:17.119 --> 01:39:23.079
your with your party now you might
get an option to a dialogue option within

1530
01:39:23.199 --> 01:39:26.960
the tree to talk to one of
your party members who might know a little

1531
01:39:27.000 --> 01:39:30.119
bit more about something you're talking about, whereas in dragon Age Origins they would

1532
01:39:30.119 --> 01:39:32.279
just chime in if you had the
right party member with you. They'd be

1533
01:39:32.399 --> 01:39:34.960
like, well, I'm a wizard
and that looks fucked up. And now

1534
01:39:35.039 --> 01:39:39.039
you could be like, hey,
we're talking to all these wizards. You're

1535
01:39:39.039 --> 01:39:42.199
a wizard. Why don't you handle
this and chime in on this conversation?

1536
01:39:42.279 --> 01:39:45.840
Tree. I would buy a T
shirt that says I'm a wizard and that

1537
01:39:45.000 --> 01:39:59.279
looks fucked well, you should subscribe
Whiskey Media Freemium memberships side up today because

1538
01:40:00.000 --> 01:40:03.119
you're I'm a wizard. I'm a
wizard and that wizard and that looks fucked

1539
01:40:03.319 --> 01:40:09.079
up? Why why should I care
for you have to say about this?

1540
01:40:09.560 --> 01:40:14.079
Look, guys, I'm a wizard
whoa okay? And that looks I just

1541
01:40:14.199 --> 01:40:16.840
want to say I didn't know going
into this. Yeah, I didn't know

1542
01:40:16.880 --> 01:40:20.079
you were a Wizard's cool? I
should not. I should have figured that

1543
01:40:20.079 --> 01:40:21.680
out. Well, it's like,
you know, it's either I'm doing this

1544
01:40:21.800 --> 01:40:25.399
or I'm going heading to the Jamiric
Whi concert and I get the Jameric Qui

1545
01:40:25.439 --> 01:40:29.079
concert. Things. Yeah, I
mean I just assume JIC. So so

1546
01:40:29.159 --> 01:40:31.319
I apologize I didn't know your a
wizard. I thank you for clarifying that

1547
01:40:32.000 --> 01:40:36.520
obviously that it has driving me virtually
insane, all the people saying that I

1548
01:40:36.680 --> 01:40:44.560
am into jam it's dragging the two
was pretty good God to interview. We

1549
01:40:44.600 --> 01:40:47.319
definitely have any content that's up on
the side, video content. We hope

1550
01:40:47.560 --> 01:40:50.600
video out there. You should.
You should watch it if it's there,

1551
01:40:51.239 --> 01:40:56.880
if not, trying to picture if
it's still there. Yeah, we'll see

1552
01:40:57.000 --> 01:40:59.920
looking forward to see come out.
I guess the character stuff is the only

1553
01:41:00.000 --> 01:41:01.880
only thing that kind of bugs me
out a little bit with like it's you

1554
01:41:02.000 --> 01:41:04.439
play as, you play as guy
or a girl, right, yes,

1555
01:41:05.319 --> 01:41:09.680
yeah, and it's not like no
more origin stories. I guess we're not

1556
01:41:09.720 --> 01:41:12.439
in origin anymore. But that was
some of my favorite stuff from that well,

1557
01:41:12.920 --> 01:41:15.640
I mean, mass Effect, you
are Shepherd, but you still get

1558
01:41:15.640 --> 01:41:17.399
to pick an origin story. I
mean yeah, but like not like in

1559
01:41:17.479 --> 01:41:20.640
Dragon Age. You're talking about it. You're talking about like yeah, like

1560
01:41:20.720 --> 01:41:27.119
the opening of Dragon Age. Yeah, you're like I'm a I'm a dwarf

1561
01:41:27.159 --> 01:41:30.319
and prince or like I'm an Elvish. Yeah. I mean, actually,

1562
01:41:30.039 --> 01:41:32.319
come to think of it, me
and you have both played through the intro

1563
01:41:32.399 --> 01:41:36.520
of that game with different characters,
and it's exactly the same because remember they

1564
01:41:36.560 --> 01:41:41.840
brought it by here and you play. Yeah, I just wondered, like

1565
01:41:41.880 --> 01:41:44.880
the way that they're showing this game
off, I wonder if they got the

1566
01:41:44.960 --> 01:41:48.399
feedback of when they were showing the
first game off that, like all this

1567
01:41:48.399 --> 01:41:53.119
shit just looks totally overwhelming, like
because they showed when whenever they showed the

1568
01:41:53.199 --> 01:41:57.439
first Dragon Age, uh, like, they would always emphasize like you can

1569
01:41:57.479 --> 01:42:00.680
make a billion different decisions with eighty
five party members and everything can be fucking

1570
01:42:00.760 --> 01:42:05.279
completely crazy in a complex, old
school RPG kind of way. And for

1571
01:42:05.319 --> 01:42:08.800
a certain you know, part of
the audience people like, fuck, yeah,

1572
01:42:09.119 --> 01:42:11.840
remember when we went to that event
in La Yeah, and they're showing

1573
01:42:11.840 --> 01:42:14.359
the PC version. Yeah, They're
like, no one's beat this. They're

1574
01:42:14.359 --> 01:42:15.079
like, hey, hey, we
gotta say for you wants to try it,

1575
01:42:15.199 --> 01:42:17.920
you know, and then and then
you obviously are gonna wipe on it.

1576
01:42:18.039 --> 01:42:19.279
And they were like, oh,
yeah, by the way, this

1577
01:42:19.359 --> 01:42:23.239
one of the hardest bosses game nobody
today has beaten that. I'm like,

1578
01:42:23.279 --> 01:42:25.760
oh, also, I haven't played
it for the sixty hours that would have

1579
01:42:25.800 --> 01:42:28.119
gotten me up to this point,
so I don't know. I don't have

1580
01:42:28.199 --> 01:42:31.479
the intricacies of my party down and
I didn't set the reading the tooltip on

1581
01:42:31.640 --> 01:42:33.840
every one of the twenty spells on
my balls. So I mean that was

1582
01:42:33.840 --> 01:42:35.920
always the problem with them showing off
the first game was you'd be like,

1583
01:42:36.000 --> 01:42:39.600
Okay, well this seems cool.
If I had played the twenty hours up

1584
01:42:39.640 --> 01:42:42.319
to this point, I bet this
is awesome. But since I haven't,

1585
01:42:42.760 --> 01:42:45.159
like, I can't really get anything
meaningful out of this hands on time because

1586
01:42:45.239 --> 01:42:48.960
it's it's too much to just sit
down and be like, all right,

1587
01:42:48.960 --> 01:42:53.640
I'm suddenly playing dragon Age and this
is so I feel like they're being very

1588
01:42:53.720 --> 01:42:59.640
deliberate with two of showing more isolated, more controlled, you know, easier

1589
01:42:59.680 --> 01:43:01.640
to stand. I think it also
works out because they do have a first

1590
01:43:01.720 --> 01:43:04.399
game out that's true that they can
kind of say, well, you know,

1591
01:43:04.479 --> 01:43:06.359
in the first game, we had
this, this game, we're doing

1592
01:43:06.399 --> 01:43:09.720
this, so there's at least that
point of comparisons. But I think that

1593
01:43:09.760 --> 01:43:13.920
that's fostering the concern that they are
just dumbing it down hell out of this,

1594
01:43:14.279 --> 01:43:17.279
which sounds like maybe they're not.
Maybe they're not, at least not

1595
01:43:17.439 --> 01:43:20.199
as much as some people are worried. The skull trees and stuff are still

1596
01:43:20.199 --> 01:43:24.319
a yeah, yeah, so I
should say as much as some parts of

1597
01:43:24.319 --> 01:43:26.800
the U I feel like mass Effect. And another part that's really weird is

1598
01:43:26.800 --> 01:43:29.760
when you pause it, you get
start, you get that exact same like

1599
01:43:29.920 --> 01:43:31.840
radial menu with basically the same options
as Mass Effect. I think that was

1600
01:43:31.920 --> 01:43:34.279
in the that was in the origins
as well. Yeah, I mean maybe

1601
01:43:34.319 --> 01:43:38.720
that's just stared, but it just
a lot of this stuff feels really reminiscent.

1602
01:43:38.760 --> 01:43:41.600
But anyway, like with Mass Effect
too, like the kind of some

1603
01:43:41.640 --> 01:43:45.119
of their solutions for the more convoluted
gameplay systems were to reduce them almost out

1604
01:43:45.159 --> 01:43:47.520
of existence, you know, like
the inventory and stuff. Yeah, like

1605
01:43:47.600 --> 01:43:51.720
this definitely still has a big fat
list of swords and armor and stuff that

1606
01:43:51.760 --> 01:43:55.279
you can turn on and off.
We're about torches. Do I need to

1607
01:43:55.319 --> 01:44:01.319
have torches to lightweight like a path
much? But the hate being somewhere and

1608
01:44:01.359 --> 01:44:04.680
then it gets dark and we got
no torch. But also the sucks the

1609
01:44:04.760 --> 01:44:08.239
skill stuff in particular, like you
know, the class is mass fact.

1610
01:44:08.279 --> 01:44:13.159
It's like every class has four skills
and upgrade them more, don't But the

1611
01:44:13.560 --> 01:44:17.760
fighter alone, there were like six
different disciplines with probably six to eight skills

1612
01:44:17.840 --> 01:44:23.520
per one of the tech trees.
Torch, Yeah, I hate flame hands

1613
01:44:23.640 --> 01:44:30.640
one of them is infinite blow jobs. I'm gonna mind Max just just that's

1614
01:44:30.760 --> 01:44:31.880
that's my preference, is the rumor, right, that's kind of dug.

1615
01:44:31.920 --> 01:44:34.399
The art style, I like it. I don't know, it looks like

1616
01:44:34.520 --> 01:44:38.399
Dragon Age. It's I feel like
they got more personality. It's a little

1617
01:44:38.600 --> 01:44:42.079
more comical. It's a little more
like swords are huge and like it's more

1618
01:44:42.119 --> 01:44:45.079
exaggerated. Yeah big, actually,
yeah, you're right that that two handed

1619
01:44:45.119 --> 01:44:47.880
sword that guy had, Like the
hilt alone on that thing was like as

1620
01:44:47.960 --> 01:44:51.319
big as most and that and that
hammer that giant like mouths. Not to

1621
01:44:51.359 --> 01:44:57.159
like Final Fantasy extremes though, is
it is it like not not too such

1622
01:44:57.159 --> 01:45:00.439
a cartoonish degree. It's not like
it's like pinball score definitely stands out.

1623
01:45:00.880 --> 01:45:04.520
I think it's I think it helps. I think that game needed more distinctive

1624
01:45:05.399 --> 01:45:09.199
personality arts. Like the first game
to me was like we have made our

1625
01:45:09.399 --> 01:45:14.680
extremely standard fantasy. Elves are elves, Dwarves are dwarves. Yeah exactly,

1626
01:45:14.840 --> 01:45:17.920
yeah, just you know you you're
you're Tolkien derivative low fantasy. Yeah.

1627
01:45:18.159 --> 01:45:20.600
Now there's now it's like all right, well we can make some stuff crazier

1628
01:45:20.680 --> 01:45:25.960
and you still get blooded up real
good. They do all you do that

1629
01:45:26.239 --> 01:45:30.720
is to a cartoonish degree. The
first it was crazy too. It's like

1630
01:45:30.840 --> 01:45:33.079
you literally took a blood beat.
I think the guy had some perma blood

1631
01:45:33.079 --> 01:45:38.039
across this that that's a that's like
a customization thing you pick to have,

1632
01:45:38.199 --> 01:45:40.880
like a smear, always have blood. I think I'm pretty sure I saw

1633
01:45:40.920 --> 01:45:45.000
that blood permanent facebood And that's just
when they have their conversations, after they're

1634
01:45:45.039 --> 01:45:48.520
soaked in blood. We should go
take a nap. I can't see.

1635
01:45:49.560 --> 01:45:55.399
This ship is fucked. Yeah,
I'm a wizard. This ship is fucked.

1636
01:45:56.000 --> 01:45:58.880
I want you to know that I'm
supposed to be far away casts and

1637
01:45:58.880 --> 01:46:03.319
spells. There would be no love
on me, so this is I don't

1638
01:46:03.319 --> 01:46:06.359
even know if my spells make like
make people bleed. He remember when I

1639
01:46:06.479 --> 01:46:11.159
wiped on that that fight. Remember
when I was like, everybody's dead and

1640
01:46:11.239 --> 01:46:14.760
now I have to fight this guy
alone. When they bred a pye bred

1641
01:46:14.880 --> 01:46:19.079
everybody wiped and you had to fight
it with one guy too, sucks horrible

1642
01:46:19.119 --> 01:46:25.600
battle of attrition of like, oh
that cool. And then on Friday,

1643
01:46:26.000 --> 01:46:30.039
I went to a bunch of drew
and I went to a series of sweets

1644
01:46:31.359 --> 01:46:36.199
in a hotel in San Francisco to
look at some Atari goods. What can

1645
01:46:36.239 --> 01:46:43.000
you talk about? I could talk
about their downloadable slate that they have coming

1646
01:46:43.119 --> 01:46:46.399
up, including Yards Revenge, of
which we have a quick look e x

1647
01:46:46.720 --> 01:46:50.279
up on the site that's already out. You check that out. What's that?

1648
01:46:50.399 --> 01:46:56.239
All these all game room releases make
basketball making a new I'm not going

1649
01:46:56.279 --> 01:47:00.880
to play this game with you,
Jack, Dungeons and Dragon Dagger Fall.

1650
01:47:00.079 --> 01:47:04.520
No, Dungeons Dragons Daggered Dale.
There we go. What's that? Uh?

1651
01:47:04.960 --> 01:47:11.239
Like action RPG, Dungeon Crawler sitting
the D and D universe, Like

1652
01:47:11.399 --> 01:47:15.840
Dark Alliance, I think sub Dark
Alliance, but you know there's loots,

1653
01:47:16.279 --> 01:47:20.680
there's there's hammering on buttons to stab. Sub Dark Alliance like in terms of

1654
01:47:20.760 --> 01:47:25.399
complexity, yes, yes, yes, yes, of not quite that level.

1655
01:47:26.000 --> 01:47:28.359
Also, I mean again, you
can pull the camera out if you

1656
01:47:28.439 --> 01:47:30.600
so choose to, but the camera
seems a little more third person. He

1657
01:47:31.199 --> 01:47:34.039
you can go, you know,
four player co in the back is yeah,

1658
01:47:34.199 --> 01:47:39.399
yeah, you know, four player
co op. What was it like

1659
01:47:39.640 --> 01:47:45.960
Human Fighter, Elvin Rogue, Uh, behold the Dwarf Wizard, Thira,

1660
01:47:45.079 --> 01:47:47.760
the Valkyrie like that, but but
like that kind of thing where it's like

1661
01:47:47.960 --> 01:47:53.880
it's the the class end the race
are bound, like that's that's your one

1662
01:47:53.920 --> 01:47:57.319
of There are four characters to choose
from what you know, what what what

1663
01:47:57.439 --> 01:47:59.920
class you want to play as determines
who your character is and that's this is

1664
01:48:00.079 --> 01:48:03.159
downloadable. It should be in the
spring. Played through a little kind of

1665
01:48:03.239 --> 01:48:09.720
you know, Dungeon the sequence and
it seemed promising. I like that style

1666
01:48:09.760 --> 01:48:13.399
of game. Uh it's you know, but their thing was like, hey,

1667
01:48:13.720 --> 01:48:16.079
you know, we realized that D
and D fans don't want everything.

1668
01:48:16.640 --> 01:48:23.680
Everything does not need to be uh
never Winter Nights as far as the the

1669
01:48:24.159 --> 01:48:27.600
seriousness and the depth of the the
role playing elements, like you can have

1670
01:48:27.760 --> 01:48:30.159
stuff that's a little lighter, and
that's kind of what we wanted to do

1671
01:48:30.239 --> 01:48:35.319
with this. Are there cobalts in
it? Very probably awesome? Maybe bugbears

1672
01:48:35.640 --> 01:48:42.239
mmm, bacco. It's maybe starting
to get a little gelatinous cube. Man.

1673
01:48:42.319 --> 01:48:46.079
When you saw the gelatinous cubes and
dark Alliances, awesome that there sick

1674
01:48:46.239 --> 01:48:48.880
fucking gelatinous cubes too. It's one
of the good things about that realm of

1675
01:48:48.920 --> 01:48:53.960
the Mad God browser game. Oh
yeah, hello cubes. There's a lot

1676
01:48:54.000 --> 01:48:59.119
of cubes. Gelatinous the gelatinous cube
one of my favorite D and D tropes.

1677
01:49:00.039 --> 01:49:02.319
This cube you just see you just
see, yeah, well and you

1678
01:49:02.399 --> 01:49:05.840
see like the bones floating in him. That's great, He's fantastic. I

1679
01:49:05.880 --> 01:49:09.640
don't like that. I like that. I like my gelatinous Cube's cute.

1680
01:49:10.520 --> 01:49:14.039
No see, I like ChB gelatinous
cube. I love the idea of jelatics

1681
01:49:14.079 --> 01:49:16.920
Cube SD. It's the gelatics cube
sounds so dumb, and the idea that

1682
01:49:17.000 --> 01:49:20.680
it could even be sinister. I
think it's really funny. Why does it

1683
01:49:20.720 --> 01:49:29.880
maintain its cubic shape? Why?
Why anything? Why did? Why did

1684
01:49:29.960 --> 01:49:32.199
Gary Gygax say, you know what
would be great is if there was he

1685
01:49:32.319 --> 01:49:38.000
was jello squares, he was taking
vodka or you know, doing jello shots.

1686
01:49:40.359 --> 01:49:42.760
Yeah, it just came to him. We've gotten around of the sewers

1687
01:49:42.840 --> 01:49:45.520
underneath our city with nothing but jello
shots to keep him company. He said,

1688
01:49:45.720 --> 01:49:51.000
these things are a monster man,
and then he's walking on a real

1689
01:49:51.079 --> 01:50:00.079
bad I think that looks potentially cool. And then also, uh, Ghostbusters

1690
01:50:01.119 --> 01:50:10.319
Slime, which is being made by
I can't remember what they called now,

1691
01:50:10.399 --> 01:50:16.119
but formerly want to go the assault
heroes people and assault Heroes too. This

1692
01:50:16.399 --> 01:50:21.039
kind of reminds me of like the
underground on foot sections of Assault Heroes.

1693
01:50:21.920 --> 01:50:29.239
Huh, except you're playing as no
name Ghostbusters. What universe are we in

1694
01:50:29.600 --> 01:50:36.399
this? The Ghosts Ghostbusters universe?
It's you know, because if it were

1695
01:50:36.479 --> 01:50:41.159
me making that game, I wouldn't
even try to explain it. It seems

1696
01:50:41.159 --> 01:50:45.439
like they're kind of like, it's
not the original Ghostbusters. Yeah, we

1697
01:50:45.520 --> 01:50:47.760
had we made up some new Ghostbusters
I don't franchise. Yeah, like you

1698
01:50:47.800 --> 01:50:51.520
don't need to explain it. There
have been plenty of cases where they've done

1699
01:50:51.560 --> 01:50:55.720
that in the past with you know, all the weird Ghostbusters stuff, so

1700
01:50:56.720 --> 01:50:59.720
they seemed, uh, well whatever, I guess that wasn't the real Ghosts.

1701
01:50:59.760 --> 01:51:03.479
They seemed pretty realistic about expectations on
that one of like, you know

1702
01:51:03.560 --> 01:51:06.279
whatever, it's got the Ghostbusters in
it. You hear the proton pack.

1703
01:51:06.399 --> 01:51:10.319
There was some some weird color coded
combat in it, so you could hit

1704
01:51:10.520 --> 01:51:14.399
hit a bumper, So it was
uh so you went from proton pack to

1705
01:51:14.479 --> 01:51:19.119
this other kind of attack that you
could shoot out, and then like enemies

1706
01:51:19.239 --> 01:51:21.640
of like that were yellow you would
want to shoot with one thing, and

1707
01:51:21.760 --> 01:51:25.760
enemies that were red you'd want to
shoot with the other thing. Crap,

1708
01:51:26.439 --> 01:51:32.159
pretty pretty simple, it seemed,
m boomed. I don't know they came.

1709
01:51:32.279 --> 01:51:39.000
They came, looks like a Xbox
Live arcade and PlayStation network down a

1710
01:51:39.000 --> 01:51:42.720
little bit title. It is a
joystick shooter, it is. It is

1711
01:51:42.760 --> 01:51:45.640
a top down dual joystick shooter.
You can cross the streams? What you

1712
01:51:45.720 --> 01:51:48.960
can cross the streams? Don't you
think you have to? Don't you don't?

1713
01:51:49.000 --> 01:51:51.079
But don't? Yeah, for one, logistically, don't you have to?

1714
01:51:51.359 --> 01:51:55.199
But also don't you think that at
some point the Ghostbusters would work out

1715
01:51:55.279 --> 01:51:59.760
that kink in their technology laws of
physics. Man, don't mess around.

1716
01:52:00.039 --> 01:52:04.800
Imagine every adam in your body.
See that seems like if you're going to

1717
01:52:04.880 --> 01:52:09.960
try and make a serious business around
these proton packs, like that's a really

1718
01:52:10.159 --> 01:52:15.760
serious Yeah, that's it's anything you
wants to shut them down considerable? Bug

1719
01:52:19.359 --> 01:52:21.960
Me just says, yeah, that
that's just comes with the territory. But

1720
01:52:23.039 --> 01:52:27.079
no, you bootstrapped dangerous times,
dangerous tools. But then you refine your

1721
01:52:27.119 --> 01:52:30.359
bootstrap and then you figure out how
to make it something that you could give

1722
01:52:30.399 --> 01:52:33.199
to a franchise e. Who's to
say that problem can be corrected? This

1723
01:52:33.439 --> 01:52:36.880
game enough this game. This game
says, oh wait, I thought you.

1724
01:52:38.000 --> 01:52:41.079
I was waiting for you to explain
the consequence of crossing those streams.

1725
01:52:41.199 --> 01:52:44.840
There is no I'm saying that.
They say, they said you cross streams,

1726
01:52:44.840 --> 01:52:45.960
And at first I was like,
I'm like, yeah, why not?

1727
01:52:46.079 --> 01:52:47.560
Why not? I was waiting for
you to be like, yeah,

1728
01:52:47.560 --> 01:52:50.840
you can cross streams. And then
it kicks you straight to the dashboard and

1729
01:52:50.920 --> 01:52:55.479
the racist you're safe and then says
busting made me feel good, and red

1730
01:52:55.600 --> 01:52:58.560
rings your colors. Go ahead and
go cross those streams like nuts. Because

1731
01:52:58.640 --> 01:53:00.760
Ray Parker Junior one of the stbusters
in this game, so they make him

1732
01:53:00.760 --> 01:53:08.800
an honorary Nah, I don't think
so, manjukay alright, pretty simple,

1733
01:53:09.399 --> 01:53:11.760
pretty simple game. Yeah. It
was like a three player co op,

1734
01:53:11.960 --> 01:53:17.279
two player co op or player co
op player co op. Slimmer was there?

1735
01:53:17.680 --> 01:53:20.960
I shot Slimmer. Is it really
Slimmer? Yeah, the real Slimmer.

1736
01:53:21.119 --> 01:53:26.159
It's the real Ghostbusters real Slimmer action
figure set. It's good that they

1737
01:53:26.159 --> 01:53:29.359
were able to get the likeness rights
for him. The level I played took

1738
01:53:29.399 --> 01:53:33.560
place in the Sedgewick Hotel. It
seems like they're they're pulling a lot of

1739
01:53:33.640 --> 01:53:39.239
like supporting characters. Wait a minute, so you're not the real Ghostbusters,

1740
01:53:39.319 --> 01:53:43.079
but it still takes place in the
city where the real Ghostbusters applied their trade,

1741
01:53:43.520 --> 01:53:45.760
or have at least at some point
applied there. So it's not like,

1742
01:53:45.279 --> 01:53:50.239
hey, you're in some other city
and you're a new ghost It's conceivable

1743
01:53:50.399 --> 01:53:54.239
twenty eleven, it's conceivable that they
would have retired. Okay, all right,

1744
01:53:54.520 --> 01:53:57.720
okay, I think I actually would
have liked if they were like across

1745
01:53:57.840 --> 01:54:01.760
the country. There's this other come
up Ghostbuster team that is like, we

1746
01:54:01.840 --> 01:54:04.399
could do that bed. One day
the Hollywood they woke up and the Hollywood

1747
01:54:04.439 --> 01:54:08.239
sign was covered in burning slime,
right, and they're like, oh man,

1748
01:54:08.359 --> 01:54:11.119
there are ghosts here too. Here's
our approach. We can cross the

1749
01:54:11.159 --> 01:54:14.479
fucking streams. I don't know what
you guys were doing. East Coast don't

1750
01:54:14.520 --> 01:54:20.000
know shit about busting ghosts. East
Coast, West Coast moucking ghosts, jumping

1751
01:54:20.000 --> 01:54:24.239
through the oh in Hollywood sign which
turned into a portal. We got a

1752
01:54:24.279 --> 01:54:27.800
cross streams to close said portal thing. No wizard, what do you think?

1753
01:54:30.159 --> 01:54:33.800
And just Wizard is like one of
the street talking new Ghostbusters. What

1754
01:54:33.960 --> 01:54:38.840
a wizard? I believe the black
character does wear his hat backwards. Oh

1755
01:54:39.039 --> 01:54:43.560
man, yeah, yeah, and
what else did they show? That's all

1756
01:54:43.800 --> 01:54:46.479
I can talk about. Okay,
oh, I said Yards Revenge. I

1757
01:54:46.520 --> 01:54:49.439
don't know about Yards Revenge. It's
a railshooter and it's like it is,

1758
01:54:49.720 --> 01:54:54.520
isn't it a panther dragoon e kind
of thing? Else? Yeah, they

1759
01:54:54.800 --> 01:55:00.520
compared it to to Res and uh
fuck I for remember something else? Sin

1760
01:55:00.600 --> 01:55:02.279
and Punishment. Yeah, Sin and
Punishment res where the games they compared to

1761
01:55:02.359 --> 01:55:05.560
because of the kind of the combo
system that was in place there. Uh

1762
01:55:05.920 --> 01:55:12.399
for Kyo, some lock on,
but also free targeting, so it's not

1763
01:55:12.600 --> 01:55:14.720
all just like you have a melee
attack, because that, to me is

1764
01:55:14.800 --> 01:55:17.199
kind of the thing that differentiates Sin
and Punishment from No. But I will

1765
01:55:17.199 --> 01:55:20.479
tell you this. When you turn
on your shields, it looks like the

1766
01:55:20.600 --> 01:55:24.880
fucking shield for all the other crazy
shit that they did to the art style.

1767
01:55:25.000 --> 01:55:29.560
Like while they've kind of like blaze
their own weird anime path for the

1768
01:55:29.800 --> 01:55:32.319
look of that game, it looks
like the shield around the coat shield just

1769
01:55:32.399 --> 01:55:38.039
that block them the bar. It
looks like that. It has that like

1770
01:55:38.239 --> 01:55:43.680
crazy random color pattern feel to it, except it's circular and goes around you.

1771
01:55:45.159 --> 01:55:48.520
Are you your yes? But that
thing's like just interference that you can't

1772
01:55:48.560 --> 01:55:53.159
shoot when you're inside that field.
Like that doesn't play, man, They're

1773
01:55:53.159 --> 01:55:57.399
not true to the fiction. You
don't. You know what. I'm sorry,

1774
01:55:57.479 --> 01:55:59.840
Jeff. You don't get to be
upset about anything about what they do

1775
01:56:00.079 --> 01:56:04.840
for friends? Do they have that? Do they license that song by the

1776
01:56:05.199 --> 01:56:10.840
fucking Champs for it? No?
That does not seem like the style they're

1777
01:56:10.840 --> 01:56:15.239
going for. All right, it
is a download game. All of these

1778
01:56:15.279 --> 01:56:19.279
are downloadable. All of these are
downloadable games. Yeah, none of these

1779
01:56:19.439 --> 01:56:25.960
would play as full disc releases.
So good on Atari for kind of making

1780
01:56:26.239 --> 01:56:30.079
a strong push or at least making
a push on their their downloadable stuff,

1781
01:56:30.239 --> 01:56:32.039
all of this stuff. At least
that also kind of sounds better than Haunted

1782
01:56:32.079 --> 01:56:35.000
House, at least for at least
for this, you know, if that's

1783
01:56:35.039 --> 01:56:39.319
what they're aiming for. Is is
the Spring and House come out? It

1784
01:56:39.800 --> 01:56:46.159
did? We did a quick look
of it. Hated House, That's all

1785
01:56:46.159 --> 01:56:50.359
I've got. You don't you don't
know, Oh fucking you don't know.

1786
01:56:50.520 --> 01:56:56.039
Jack is awesome, you guys,
This comes out this week, and it's

1787
01:56:56.079 --> 01:56:59.960
awesome if you guys like you don't
know Jack, I pre ordered a cup.

1788
01:57:00.239 --> 01:57:02.439
Did she get it? I did? I love I love it.

1789
01:57:02.880 --> 01:57:05.760
Hopefully it will come. It's great. How do you feel about the value

1790
01:57:05.840 --> 01:57:10.399
proposition there? I think it's really
solid. But again, I love you

1791
01:57:10.399 --> 01:57:14.039
don't know, like I love the
old games. I've paid fifty dollars for

1792
01:57:14.399 --> 01:57:17.159
less than what I'm getting here,
like trivia. Yeah, and for seeing

1793
01:57:17.199 --> 01:57:20.399
it stuff like you know, even
for old for when you don't know Jack

1794
01:57:20.479 --> 01:57:26.680
was on the PC originally in the
nineties when forty to fifty dollars was a

1795
01:57:26.720 --> 01:57:29.840
lot more. Yeah, I was. I was buying you don't know Jack

1796
01:57:29.880 --> 01:57:32.079
games and enjoying them and feeling I
was getting my money's worth out of them.

1797
01:57:32.520 --> 01:57:34.840
So I paid thirty bucks. Is
that on sale or is that a

1798
01:57:35.640 --> 01:57:39.199
that's the best, that's how much
it is, okay, because on Amazon

1799
01:57:39.279 --> 01:57:41.479
it was like, so Amazon has
the slash, but if you go to

1800
01:57:41.560 --> 01:57:44.199
game Stop, it's just thirty bucks. Okay. So I first I saw

1801
01:57:44.239 --> 01:57:45.840
that, I felt like, oh
no, did I misspeak and say it

1802
01:57:45.880 --> 01:57:48.039
was thirty bucks when really it's forty
and it's only gonna be thirty for a

1803
01:57:48.119 --> 01:57:51.079
little bit. And then being weird, I don't know what what's up with

1804
01:57:51.119 --> 01:57:55.520
Amazon? But uh, yeah,
I looked at game Stop for it and

1805
01:57:55.600 --> 01:57:59.319
it's it's thirty buck. I mean
that that many questions and that's sleep like

1806
01:57:59.399 --> 01:58:02.960
a production, seven hundred and twenty
questions. Steal You're You're You're gonna a

1807
01:58:03.039 --> 01:58:08.239
ton of questions. The the the
quality of the trivia is incredibly high.

1808
01:58:08.680 --> 01:58:12.319
It's got a great sense of humor. I just feel like they couldn't get

1809
01:58:12.359 --> 01:58:15.840
that that flow. If they randomize
it, you get a yeah. But

1810
01:58:15.199 --> 01:58:19.640
the outside is the you can basically
only play that game once with any given

1811
01:58:19.680 --> 01:58:25.239
group of people, and arguably only
once period, and then like the challenge

1812
01:58:25.279 --> 01:58:29.159
aspect of it is going to go
away. It has it has a single

1813
01:58:29.279 --> 01:58:31.800
use. I agree, but I
think that the I think there's more upside

1814
01:58:32.000 --> 01:58:39.800
to the format that they chose downside
because the past it's been randomized. Uh.

1815
01:58:39.880 --> 01:58:42.720
And the problem is that in any
trivia game like that, the first

1816
01:58:42.800 --> 01:58:46.720
time you see a question for the
second time the magic is over. Your

1817
01:58:47.000 --> 01:58:51.399
interest in that game immediately plummets.
It's like, oh, I'm already looping

1818
01:58:51.520 --> 01:58:56.520
on the trivia questions. Fantastic le
up front about how it all works.

1819
01:58:56.640 --> 01:58:59.159
It's like they're like, hey,
so just don't play this episode again.

1820
01:58:59.199 --> 01:59:01.840
So these questions, you've used them
up. But even more like this is

1821
01:59:01.960 --> 01:59:05.640
from a genre that you would typically
whip out when people come over your house,

1822
01:59:05.720 --> 01:59:08.279
you know, like it's something you
want to play in a group.

1823
01:59:08.399 --> 01:59:12.720
Sure, a couple of episodes.
How many episodes are that's the thing.

1824
01:59:12.760 --> 01:59:15.239
There's a ton of them. Okay, I guess that's kind of a lot.

1825
01:59:15.279 --> 01:59:16.119
But you know at some point you're
gonna run out. Yeah, and

1826
01:59:16.600 --> 01:59:19.399
but there's there's also gonna be a
DLC. Yeah, they're gonna support.

1827
01:59:19.399 --> 01:59:21.199
They do a lot of support.
And then that's cool. I feel like

1828
01:59:21.279 --> 01:59:26.960
the base number justifies it. Uh. I mean there's a lot of banter

1829
01:59:27.119 --> 01:59:30.119
in there. First again, again, price wise, it is a perfectly

1830
01:59:30.199 --> 01:59:32.840
fine value. It's just that it's
it's so good that you kind of wanted

1831
01:59:32.880 --> 01:59:35.800
to go on forever, right,
I mean, I mean the danger there

1832
01:59:35.880 --> 01:59:42.399
is I could easily see, you
know, see one accidentally just burning through

1833
01:59:42.439 --> 01:59:45.039
the whole thing. I'm not wanting
to quit of Like that's the con Trivia

1834
01:59:45.119 --> 01:59:46.760
is so good and these questions are
funny, and I love this format.

1835
01:59:46.840 --> 01:59:48.680
Let's keep going. You could go
through it in a week and then like

1836
01:59:48.800 --> 01:59:51.800
oh no, when are they gonna
make another one of these? I did

1837
01:59:51.840 --> 01:59:56.079
it without my friends, and now
now it's now I'm gonna beat them now.

1838
01:59:56.119 --> 01:59:59.800
It's not fun for them when I
know all the answers beat them soundly.

1839
02:00:00.279 --> 02:00:03.199
I was impressed, honestly, again
as a fan of the old you

1840
02:00:03.239 --> 02:00:08.039
know Jack games, how closely they
stuck to I expected much more to be

1841
02:00:08.159 --> 02:00:13.720
changed in the overall format, but
like dis or dats and and the Jack

1842
02:00:13.760 --> 02:00:18.239
attack and screws and even even just
kind of the the behind the scenes banter

1843
02:00:18.600 --> 02:00:21.840
that that you hear ramping up to
the start of the episode and then the

1844
02:00:21.920 --> 02:00:26.960
post episode stuff and the fake commercials, like they just hit the tone and

1845
02:00:27.079 --> 02:00:31.399
the structure just seems like they made
another one of those games exactly. They

1846
02:00:31.439 --> 02:00:35.399
didn't around like this is a you
don't Know Jack for a new generation.

1847
02:00:36.199 --> 02:00:40.600
This is another you don't Know Jack? Why did it? But I feel

1848
02:00:40.600 --> 02:00:43.680
like it's I feel like it still
plays. Yeah, I don't know,

1849
02:00:43.680 --> 02:00:45.840
I'm saying that, you know,
that makes it retro or whatever. It's

1850
02:00:45.880 --> 02:00:46.720
not like trivia games. Well,
but I mean that's that's kind of the

1851
02:00:46.720 --> 02:00:48.840
thing. Is like they just they
kind of just stopped, like they I

1852
02:00:48.880 --> 02:00:53.680
feel like they just resupped saturation on
the PCs. They were doing like online

1853
02:00:53.880 --> 02:00:57.039
stuff for a while, they were
like they were they were speramenting all kinds

1854
02:00:57.039 --> 02:01:00.920
of crazy business. Yeah, around
around nine in two thousand, they were

1855
02:01:00.960 --> 02:01:04.880
doing crazy weekly shows that they were
producing on the web that were somebody builder

1856
02:01:04.960 --> 02:01:09.239
in here. Somebody needs to be
held to account for the missing years of

1857
02:01:09.279 --> 02:01:13.680
Jelly Vision that were really good.
Uh. And then they did that again

1858
02:01:13.800 --> 02:01:15.760
leading up to this release. Yeah, I wonder what just what happened to

1859
02:01:15.960 --> 02:01:20.720
Jelly Vision. I don't know,
It's weird that they were able to still

1860
02:01:20.840 --> 02:01:25.680
exist for all of those years that
they weren't making you don't know jack games,

1861
02:01:27.600 --> 02:01:30.640
But here they are with a new
you don't know, like burning through

1862
02:01:30.680 --> 02:01:35.039
their money and like shit time.
Yeah, I mean, it's it's got

1863
02:01:35.119 --> 02:01:39.159
to this like the point of diminishing
returns, where it's like where the new

1864
02:01:39.199 --> 02:01:43.520
stuff's not moving? All right,
what's gonna hang out? Let's make a

1865
02:01:43.600 --> 02:01:45.560
jack game? Well, you have
to. I think it was. It

1866
02:01:45.640 --> 02:01:49.680
needed. It needed to switch platforms
and needed to not just be this PC

1867
02:01:49.840 --> 02:01:54.640
only thing, right because the time
that it first came out, you couldn't

1868
02:01:54.640 --> 02:01:57.680
make those games on other systems.
Right, you could not make you don't

1869
02:01:57.680 --> 02:02:01.960
know jack work or multi media?
That was that was multimedia MPC two to

1870
02:02:02.640 --> 02:02:05.279
play. You don't know, ja, God damn right you did. That's

1871
02:02:05.279 --> 02:02:08.800
out this week. I think it's
I think it's a delight. And we're

1872
02:02:08.800 --> 02:02:12.159
out of time. Oh man,
what we're out of time? Like for

1873
02:02:12.279 --> 02:02:15.520
good We're like two hours. Oh
it's what we're done. Yeah, no

1874
02:02:15.680 --> 02:02:17.880
news, enough finished our podcast,
dude, there's a ton of news is

1875
02:02:17.920 --> 02:02:23.840
there? Like what I mean,
I can't talk rumors about Halo being remade

1876
02:02:23.840 --> 02:02:28.680
for the Xbox three sixty as the
ten year anniversary of Halo Combat Evolved is

1877
02:02:28.800 --> 02:02:32.159
upon us. Makes sense. They're
saying that saber, those fine folks working

1878
02:02:32.279 --> 02:02:39.680
on inversion might be working on it, and no, it's one of those

1879
02:02:39.760 --> 02:02:45.680
things that like zero official confirmation,
but is being reported in such a way

1880
02:02:45.079 --> 02:02:49.640
that it does make sense, right
Yeah, where it's like you guys are

1881
02:02:49.760 --> 02:02:54.119
using a kind of knowing language where
you're like, well, I know that

1882
02:02:54.159 --> 02:02:57.840
no one at Microsoft is going to
flat out deny this story, but I

1883
02:02:57.840 --> 02:03:01.159
also not gonna get a confirmation.
So if I just say supposedly a lot,

1884
02:03:01.800 --> 02:03:04.600
than I can get away with it. Yeah, at least that's that's

1885
02:03:04.640 --> 02:03:10.520
the feeling that I get from that. Uh, Battlefield nineteen forty three is

1886
02:03:10.600 --> 02:03:15.560
not coming to the PC, big
ethan surprise, because because they need to

1887
02:03:15.680 --> 02:03:20.000
put more dudes onto crazy Battlefield three
trailers like the one they put out last

1888
02:03:20.039 --> 02:03:27.119
week where it's where plane through flew
through an exploding helicopter. I didn't see

1889
02:03:27.159 --> 02:03:30.439
that, And they said it's got
sixty four dudes on the PC, so

1890
02:03:30.600 --> 02:03:35.520
it'll still be giant. It's sixty
four still giant. I guess how many

1891
02:03:35.560 --> 02:03:44.399
how many games other than Battlefield and
and Mag is like a weird experimental outlier

1892
02:03:44.520 --> 02:03:45.920
though, where that's the whole point
of the game. It's not just a

1893
02:03:46.039 --> 02:03:50.960
service of you're right, yeah,
mag is still cool. It's just so

1894
02:03:51.079 --> 02:03:57.359
how many people per team? It's
sixty four total total and then twenty four

1895
02:03:57.439 --> 02:04:00.279
total on console. I think it's
what they're saying, four a lot of

1896
02:04:00.319 --> 02:04:03.600
dudes, which at some point you
start to wonder, why would you even

1897
02:04:03.680 --> 02:04:08.159
make a console version if you're going
to make it that different game, And

1898
02:04:08.239 --> 02:04:11.760
the answer, of course, money, money, money, money, money,

1899
02:04:11.800 --> 02:04:15.359
money mon n Oh, did you
guys saw you playing a little yes,

1900
02:04:15.560 --> 02:04:20.960
a little Assassin's Creed? I left
it on pause all weekend. I

1901
02:04:21.039 --> 02:04:23.960
just kept coming back to it.
No, No, I finished one.

1902
02:04:24.119 --> 02:04:27.359
Oh congratulations, I am deep into
two. That's why I was like sitting

1903
02:04:27.399 --> 02:04:30.600
here like clinching my fists when you
said that we were out of No.

1904
02:04:30.640 --> 02:04:32.640
No, let's talk about assass screed. Really, yeah, we can save

1905
02:04:32.640 --> 02:04:34.359
it till next week. No,
no, no, I mean I'll probably

1906
02:04:34.399 --> 02:04:36.560
have finished two by next week.
I want. Well, let's check in.

1907
02:04:36.680 --> 02:04:41.680
Are you enjoying two more than a
dude? Right? Oh my god?

1908
02:04:41.880 --> 02:04:45.079
How much? I can't even imagine
because I'm going from one to the

1909
02:04:45.159 --> 02:04:48.640
next. Liked the space of less
than twenty four hours trapped in a coffin

1910
02:04:49.119 --> 02:04:53.079
because I had like a year,
right, or like two years. See,

1911
02:04:53.119 --> 02:04:56.279
I can't imagine finishing the first one
when it was new. Yeah,

1912
02:04:56.880 --> 02:04:59.800
like I would have thrown it out
the window. I would have taken a

1913
02:05:00.000 --> 02:05:02.600
shit on the disk. You know. It's like that Halo two syndrome of

1914
02:05:02.720 --> 02:05:05.119
the ending is so frustrated. It
wasn't the ending so much? Is that

1915
02:05:05.239 --> 02:05:09.880
just like you guys made half a
game, like you stretched out, came

1916
02:05:09.920 --> 02:05:13.119
up with this like really amazing framework, and then didn't make a fun game

1917
02:05:13.199 --> 02:05:15.319
around it. You know, at
the time, you know, it was

1918
02:05:15.640 --> 02:05:18.960
since it was so new and we
didn't have the yeah, the perspective we

1919
02:05:19.039 --> 02:05:21.720
have now, Like like at the
time the original Assassin's Creed was it was

1920
02:05:21.800 --> 02:05:26.720
fantastic. I remember at the time
thinking like like, there's a lot of

1921
02:05:26.760 --> 02:05:29.720
stuff really great, but yeah,
there there are things about it where you're

1922
02:05:29.760 --> 02:05:32.039
like, man, this this stuff
makes it really hard to love Assassin.

1923
02:05:32.039 --> 02:05:35.600
I mean, yeah, I burned
out on it originally, specifically because there's

1924
02:05:35.680 --> 02:05:39.960
like three mission types and it's just
the same ship. I definitely got something

1925
02:05:40.039 --> 02:05:44.439
out of just like the the dynamic
climbing up a tower, doing this,

1926
02:05:44.640 --> 02:05:47.079
the synchronization scan, like I just
I got a little kick out of that

1927
02:05:47.199 --> 02:05:50.039
every single time. That stuff is
beautiful, Like that's yeah, it is.

1928
02:05:50.800 --> 02:05:53.920
I did all of those. I
did every viewpoint in the first game

1929
02:05:53.960 --> 02:05:56.800
because because it's amazing. It looks
great. So what's going on too?

1930
02:05:56.880 --> 02:05:59.720
That's got you so, I don't
know. I mean, the reasons so

1931
02:05:59.800 --> 02:06:02.359
much more approachable and enjoyable have been
so well documented. I don't think we

1932
02:06:02.399 --> 02:06:04.880
need to spend a lot of time
on the way it's a proper it's a

1933
02:06:05.000 --> 02:06:10.279
proper open world game, Like there's
enough variety that you're always there's always something

1934
02:06:10.880 --> 02:06:14.000
nearby to do that you haven't done
in so long that you wouldn't mind doing

1935
02:06:14.000 --> 02:06:15.359
it again. Have you even become
an assassin yet? With it's you?

1936
02:06:16.439 --> 02:06:20.920
How do you define becoming an assassin? I've got two blades? Okay?

1937
02:06:21.079 --> 02:06:25.359
Does that count? Yes? Okay? Yeah, I mean I'm I'm on

1938
02:06:25.520 --> 02:06:28.439
like sequence five. Oh okay,
so you played more than a little bit.

1939
02:06:28.479 --> 02:06:30.279
Oh yeah, I'm like ten hours
into it. Okay, I don't

1940
02:06:30.279 --> 02:06:32.520
know. I just turned it on. My villa is as renovated as it

1941
02:06:32.600 --> 02:06:36.199
can be. Uh, how much? How great is that ship? I

1942
02:06:36.279 --> 02:06:39.319
hate? I hate that you have
to go back to get your money every

1943
02:06:39.359 --> 02:06:43.600
time though. That's well Brotherhood,
yeah, I know, I'm sure that's

1944
02:06:43.640 --> 02:06:45.920
coming. I mean, this is
already so much. It's it's it's its

1945
02:06:45.960 --> 02:06:48.600
own thing. In Brotherhood it kind
of spends out in a weird way.

1946
02:06:49.119 --> 02:06:54.359
But how how great is it?
And they make less of a deal out

1947
02:06:54.399 --> 02:06:57.079
of it in Brotherhood? But I
still figured out that you could do it,

1948
02:06:57.119 --> 02:06:59.520
and I would do it all the
time. Love throwing money on the

1949
02:06:59.560 --> 02:07:03.239
street. I love just the the
animation, the flagrance with which et CEO

1950
02:07:03.600 --> 02:07:08.279
just tosses coins as like what and
then everybody goes ape shit and everyone loses

1951
02:07:08.319 --> 02:07:15.159
it, like diving Fornmanmanni. Did
you guys play that game in Italian a

1952
02:07:15.199 --> 02:07:16.800
little bit? Did you do that? I tried that. I tried that

1953
02:07:16.840 --> 02:07:18.720
for about an hour. It's kind
of cool. It's kind of weird.

1954
02:07:18.920 --> 02:07:23.520
Yeah, that's all right. I
think it's good. The subtitles are not

1955
02:07:23.600 --> 02:07:25.640
as pervasive as they need to be
if you're gonna do that, though,

1956
02:07:25.960 --> 02:07:29.199
like none of the none of the
ambient dialogue gets translated, right. Yeah,

1957
02:07:29.239 --> 02:07:32.319
there's definitely don't know what anybody's saying, and even some of the some

1958
02:07:32.439 --> 02:07:35.159
of the Italian will just show up
in Italian and the subtitles. That's that's

1959
02:07:35.199 --> 02:07:39.159
the frustrating part. It didn't really
come on. But the weird part is

1960
02:07:39.239 --> 02:07:41.720
that it's different Italian than what you're
saying. Oh yeah, yeah, sure,

1961
02:07:41.720 --> 02:07:45.399
they say different words and then the
subtitle has a different word. It's

1962
02:07:45.439 --> 02:07:47.439
just weird. Did you speak any
time? I can enough to know that

1963
02:07:47.560 --> 02:07:50.000
when the word they're saying it is
not the word that's right. Because because

1964
02:07:50.000 --> 02:07:53.279
my girlfriend was watching me play it
and said we should get you over there,

1965
02:07:53.279 --> 02:07:55.199
and I was like, I don't. I know he's Italian and everything,

1966
02:07:55.319 --> 02:07:58.319
but what sort of subtitling do you
guys prefer when it comes to stuff

1967
02:07:58.359 --> 02:08:00.479
like that, Like there there are
a lot of games like because I played

1968
02:08:00.479 --> 02:08:03.920
Dead Space too with the subtitles on, really and there are things that you

1969
02:08:03.039 --> 02:08:07.000
couldn't really like opening like opening of
the game dialogue. So I didn't.

1970
02:08:07.000 --> 02:08:11.720
I didn't. You don't necessarily pick
out because it's all scratchy, and I

1971
02:08:11.760 --> 02:08:13.840
didn't. I didn't bring that into
radio of that game. Yeah, that

1972
02:08:13.960 --> 02:08:16.159
is a problem with that game,
But you turn on the subtitles and it's

1973
02:08:16.159 --> 02:08:18.880
all right there, clear as day, And do you think that's good or

1974
02:08:18.920 --> 02:08:22.960
bad? I don't know. I
like, at some point it was good

1975
02:08:22.000 --> 02:08:26.239
to know what that stuff was,
but I felt like it lost some of

1976
02:08:26.319 --> 02:08:30.760
the ambiance of you're not really supposed
to pick out every single word of this

1977
02:08:30.960 --> 02:08:33.880
sentence. So that was the That
was the visceral defense of that issue.

1978
02:08:33.720 --> 02:08:37.479
One of those guys posted in the
neo gap thread for that game saying specifically,

1979
02:08:37.520 --> 02:08:41.199
it's like a lot of psychological like
stuff that's supposed to be in his

1980
02:08:41.239 --> 02:08:45.479
head, basically, the stuff that's
hardest to understand, like stuff that's mixed

1981
02:08:45.479 --> 02:08:46.880
in such a way that you can't
really understand it, right, And they

1982
02:08:46.920 --> 02:08:48.800
came out saying like, well,
you know, those are supposed to be

1983
02:08:48.880 --> 02:08:52.840
like hallucinations and stuff, so if
you don't get every word and every nuance,

1984
02:08:52.479 --> 02:08:56.279
it's just supposed to add texture to
his insanity. But right, it

1985
02:08:56.319 --> 02:08:58.079
doesn't look like it's like it's not
that's not developing the story. Yeah,

1986
02:08:58.199 --> 02:09:01.119
yeah, that kind of sounds like
a cop out to me. I don't

1987
02:09:01.119 --> 02:09:03.439
know, like I think that that's
that's the right answer. I think that

1988
02:09:03.479 --> 02:09:07.840
that's that's definitely the right move because
the things that are being screamed at you

1989
02:09:07.119 --> 02:09:13.479
by Nicole here and there early on
not really important. Sure, even though

1990
02:09:13.479 --> 02:09:16.279
it does kind of come back around, like the kind of core phrase that

1991
02:09:16.359 --> 02:09:22.000
she keeps, you know, saying
here and there is not necessarily something that

1992
02:09:22.079 --> 02:09:26.119
you need to get every time she
says it. Sure, and there's stuff

1993
02:09:26.119 --> 02:09:30.600
at the very beginning where there's a
tideman said his name runs in the station,

1994
02:09:30.840 --> 02:09:33.560
where he's given the order to kind
of execute everybody. Uh, that

1995
02:09:33.920 --> 02:09:37.399
you don't necessarily pick out the first
time you hear it unless you're running really

1996
02:09:37.439 --> 02:09:43.079
fast to get closer to where the
audio is sourced from and and so yeah,

1997
02:09:43.079 --> 02:09:46.520
I don't know. Like, on
one hand, I appreciated being able

1998
02:09:46.560 --> 02:09:48.880
to see every single bit that they
wrote for it. On the other hand,

1999
02:09:50.039 --> 02:09:52.439
it definitely like anything that was supposed
to be ambient, anything it was

2000
02:09:52.439 --> 02:09:56.199
supposed to be kind of spooky and
crazy, uh, was stripped away to

2001
02:09:56.399 --> 02:10:01.800
just words on the screen and the
script. I just absolutely something to be

2002
02:10:01.880 --> 02:10:05.920
said for you know what you can't
hear or s. Yeah, Like I

2003
02:10:05.000 --> 02:10:09.000
feel like they should have. They
should have, like Sun said, like

2004
02:10:09.079 --> 02:10:11.119
you know, garbled. Yeah.
I think the thing about the subtitles,

2005
02:10:11.119 --> 02:10:13.520
they could have made it more clear
upfront that you didn't need to hear that

2006
02:10:13.560 --> 02:10:16.279
stuff, and in fact, it
might be better if you didn't, because

2007
02:10:16.319 --> 02:10:20.640
I feel personally that I've been trained
to try to pick out every single word

2008
02:10:20.720 --> 02:10:22.760
that's thrown at me. Yeah,
just to absorb as much information about the

2009
02:10:22.800 --> 02:10:26.399
game world as possible. And so
every time she would start babbling about something,

2010
02:10:26.439 --> 02:10:30.279
I would pause and go into the
menu and turn on the subtitles just

2011
02:10:30.399 --> 02:10:33.520
long enough to see that stuff,
because you couldn't understand it otherwise. Interesting

2012
02:10:33.680 --> 02:10:37.800
anyway, I'm playing AC two with
no subtitles in English, and I went

2013
02:10:37.840 --> 02:10:41.880
back, Uh, well, I'm
glad you're enjoying. That feels like the

2014
02:10:41.000 --> 02:10:48.520
right way. The only thing that
feels weird is that it feels like it's

2015
02:10:48.600 --> 02:10:52.880
kind of more garish than the first
game, Like First Assassin's Creed. Like

2016
02:10:52.960 --> 02:10:56.359
for all of its faults, it
had a really uniquely kind of austere quality

2017
02:10:56.439 --> 02:10:58.000
to it. Sure, you know
what I mean, But I think I

2018
02:10:58.079 --> 02:11:03.760
think that reflects the times, like
flamboyant, like he yeah, he feels

2019
02:11:03.800 --> 02:11:07.159
like the protagonist and like a Bruckheimer
movie, like just you know, Devil,

2020
02:11:07.359 --> 02:11:11.119
Devil make Care, very brash,
cocky badass. Yeah, sure,

2021
02:11:11.159 --> 02:11:13.720
I mean he's gotta, he's gotta
come through on the other side. Yeah,

2022
02:11:13.880 --> 02:11:18.720
he's like a cocky badass that then
a bunch of really rough things happened

2023
02:11:18.840 --> 02:11:22.119
to his entire family, and I
can already he has to step it up

2024
02:11:22.159 --> 02:11:24.319
and be like, all right,
I gotta. I can already see that

2025
02:11:24.359 --> 02:11:26.960
it's going that way. It's already
he becomes more serious and yeah, I

2026
02:11:28.000 --> 02:11:31.640
don't know if is the statute of
limitations up on what happens in this game.

2027
02:11:31.760 --> 02:11:33.640
As you haven't played it, turn
to turn this off. When the

2028
02:11:33.920 --> 02:11:39.079
uh the Posse's launched their their scheme, like on the Sunday Morning services,

2029
02:11:39.600 --> 02:11:43.640
like the very like Godfather style,
Yeah, Gangland Slaughter. Yeah, I

2030
02:11:43.760 --> 02:11:46.279
was just like, oh, like, I was running after those guys,

2031
02:11:46.359 --> 02:11:52.720
like actually failed the mission where you
have to defend Lorenzo Medici. Yeah,

2032
02:11:52.760 --> 02:11:56.840
because the the posse guy who tried
to kill him is supposed to get away,

2033
02:11:56.079 --> 02:12:00.000
right, and just kept chasing him
over and over. I kept failing

2034
02:12:00.199 --> 02:12:03.239
that mission because I was trying to
kill them without letting like. They definitely

2035
02:12:03.279 --> 02:12:05.960
make it for the assassinations feel so
much more like personal and relevant to you.

2036
02:12:07.920 --> 02:12:11.199
Did you get to the uh the
carnival? No? I love that.

2037
02:12:11.399 --> 02:12:16.159
I love that. I love that
sex right just visually the stuff that

2038
02:12:16.199 --> 02:12:20.279
they that have stuff is great in
that part is like Jeff said, that's

2039
02:12:20.439 --> 02:12:28.359
just fucked up. The game's already
pretty fun. Assass him forward to seeing

2040
02:12:28.399 --> 02:12:31.880
what else happens. Uh, well, fantastic. I'm I'm happy to I'm

2041
02:12:31.960 --> 02:12:35.600
happy to check in with you again
later. Yeah, I continue to set

2042
02:12:35.640 --> 02:12:37.800
screed. Could not be happier to
be catching up on that stuff. I

2043
02:12:37.840 --> 02:12:39.960
don't know what the funk I was
doing a year and a half ago when

2044
02:12:39.960 --> 02:12:43.239
you guys were all playing that game. You were saying, oh, I

2045
02:12:43.319 --> 02:12:46.000
gotta finish the first to say.
Yeah, it's pretty much pretty much you're

2046
02:12:46.039 --> 02:12:50.399
saying, oh, but this preview
event, I don't know. I'm glad

2047
02:12:50.520 --> 02:12:56.439
I finished the first one just to
see side by side exactly how it changed.

2048
02:12:56.600 --> 02:12:58.520
Some of that story stuff is kind
of cool. I don't know,

2049
02:12:58.720 --> 02:13:05.199
like I was already aware of the
broad kind of underpinnings of the franchise of

2050
02:13:05.279 --> 02:13:07.079
storyline, like this kind of clash
between two factions and stuff, and then

2051
02:13:07.079 --> 02:13:09.960
when you see that stuff play out
in the first game, it's just like

2052
02:13:09.039 --> 02:13:13.079
a flatly delivered line of dialogue.
Yeah, they don't really do it very

2053
02:13:13.119 --> 02:13:15.720
well. Like you pop out of
the cinemas and Kristen Bell is just like,

2054
02:13:16.000 --> 02:13:18.760
oh, by the way, these
guys are templars. Not so much

2055
02:13:18.800 --> 02:13:24.119
that part. It's more of the
like the notes from from outside a kind

2056
02:13:24.119 --> 02:13:28.359
of cool like where the stuff went, where he went after the Assassin's Guild

2057
02:13:28.479 --> 02:13:31.079
was kind of demolished. Yeah,
I think it's stuff that, like with

2058
02:13:31.560 --> 02:13:35.000
the where you got to in Assassin's
Creed one, you could have just watched

2059
02:13:35.119 --> 02:13:39.760
the ending to that game in video
form and been just as ready to go.

2060
02:13:39.239 --> 02:13:43.479
There's some cool stuff that are like, like not true of Assassin's Creed

2061
02:13:43.560 --> 02:13:48.000
too, not true at all.
You gotta finish that ship because that game

2062
02:13:48.039 --> 02:13:52.520
goes tossome. Do not play Brotherhood
with until you finished. I don't.

2063
02:13:52.520 --> 02:13:54.239
I don't know if I can do
Brotherhood back to back with two that's already

2064
02:13:54.279 --> 02:13:56.119
did one and two. Wait a
couple of years. It'll be fine.

2065
02:13:58.399 --> 02:14:00.359
No, I mean, you know, I'll give it a maybe I'll do

2066
02:14:00.439 --> 02:14:03.279
my dead Space run. That'll give
you time to you know, play the

2067
02:14:03.439 --> 02:14:09.880
Assassin's Screed Brotherhood Facebook. I figure
up your figure. I should finish Brotherhood

2068
02:14:09.920 --> 02:14:16.359
before you three in case, just
in case. Yeah, there's there's sweet.

2069
02:14:16.640 --> 02:14:22.119
You heard it here first he said
there's going to be another Assassin Screed

2070
02:14:22.199 --> 02:14:24.039
game. You heard if you had
subtitles to this podcast on you already know

2071
02:14:24.159 --> 02:14:30.079
that from from these uh from last
year. They said that, already said

2072
02:14:30.119 --> 02:14:33.760
we're gonna do another one of these. They said, like next year.

2073
02:14:33.479 --> 02:14:37.560
Even so, they said we're gonna
bring keep busting these out because people seem

2074
02:14:37.560 --> 02:14:39.000
to like them. I'll play three
and a half of them. I don't

2075
02:14:39.000 --> 02:14:43.199
know. You saw what There's gonna
be a Madden NFL Football this year.

2076
02:14:43.199 --> 02:14:46.399
It turns out they showed us they
showed a screenshot of it. You want

2077
02:14:46.439 --> 02:14:50.479
to have? They really like during
the Super Bowl. I think the producer

2078
02:14:50.760 --> 02:14:54.279
look football. So yeah, it
literally is a blurry screenshot like a phone

2079
02:14:54.319 --> 02:14:58.159
shot of a TV. And did
you see it as a football field?

2080
02:14:58.199 --> 02:15:03.039
You're like, yep, they finally
did it perfect. This ship is fucked

2081
02:15:03.119 --> 02:15:05.880
up? Uh you do? You
guys want to know what's coming out this

2082
02:15:05.960 --> 02:15:09.760
week? Sure? Is that all
the news? I want to know?

2083
02:15:09.960 --> 02:15:15.880
Is there any more news? I
don't know? I bet we don't need

2084
02:15:15.920 --> 02:15:18.359
to talk about that at all.
I'm saying we should, we should leave

2085
02:15:18.399 --> 02:15:22.359
soon. A bunch of people got
it laid off at Harmonic's today and that's

2086
02:15:22.399 --> 02:15:26.720
a yesterday, and that's a bummer. That's bad news. It is restructuring,

2087
02:15:26.880 --> 02:15:31.039
putting people on different stuff. They're
basically or out of or out entirely

2088
02:15:31.880 --> 02:15:39.840
new called Juarez announced Modern Era.
It'll be gritty, modern era cowboys like

2089
02:15:39.000 --> 02:15:43.239
wild West game. But they actually
say there are modern cowboys or anything in

2090
02:15:43.319 --> 02:15:46.560
it, or is it just set
in ware? Is this guy? This

2091
02:15:46.600 --> 02:15:48.840
guy has a cowboy hat on,
but then the girl behind him is like

2092
02:15:48.920 --> 02:15:54.000
wearing you know, shooting sunglasses.
Yeah, that's like yellow some sort of

2093
02:15:54.039 --> 02:15:56.199
like border militia stuff going on,
like this is getting I don't know,

2094
02:15:56.319 --> 02:16:01.079
Like he's wearing like a duster and
scarrel he main do just looks like a

2095
02:16:01.159 --> 02:16:03.159
cowboy, like we's wearing a duster, but then also like a flak jacket

2096
02:16:03.239 --> 02:16:05.960
underneath it. And then also he's
got a cowboy hat on. But then

2097
02:16:07.119 --> 02:16:15.439
a big pump action shot gun.
Yeah, gritty, Yeah, I don't

2098
02:16:15.439 --> 02:16:20.239
know. That's drugs. Yeah,
probably right, drugs or human smugglings that

2099
02:16:20.720 --> 02:16:28.479
hotel okay, drugs, drugs taken
to play? Nah. I thought there

2100
02:16:28.479 --> 02:16:33.399
will be horses, so that'll be
different. That's true, all right,

2101
02:16:33.479 --> 02:16:37.639
Yeah, that's it. New releases
this week test Driving Limited two for Xbox

2102
02:16:37.680 --> 02:16:41.239
three sixty PC and PlayStation three.
You don't know Jack for DS three sixty.

2103
02:16:41.360 --> 02:16:46.479
We NPS three Body and Brain Connection. Uh, that's a connect game

2104
02:16:48.120 --> 02:16:52.239
from Namco for Xbox three sixty.
I believe that has like Doctor Cowwood statement.

2105
02:16:54.959 --> 02:17:03.440
We have a copy of trendy Souls
of Zillol from techmok a t t

2106
02:17:03.680 --> 02:17:07.479
Racers and Stacking coming out of Xbox
Live Arcade this week. Sacks out this

2107
02:17:07.520 --> 02:17:13.479
week fifteen buck on both systems unless
you're a PlayStation plus subscriber Places Plus subscriber,

2108
02:17:13.559 --> 02:17:16.040
you get that ship free. That's
crazy. That is crazy. That

2109
02:17:18.200 --> 02:17:20.639
is the best single application of PlayStation
plus I have heard so far. I

2110
02:17:20.719 --> 02:17:24.760
wonder what wizards think about that.
Uh. And then it's a great deal

2111
02:17:26.399 --> 02:17:30.719
PlayStation I'm a wizard and this is
a great deal. PSN explode them on.

2112
02:17:31.000 --> 02:17:35.479
In addition to stacking explode them on. Tales from Space about a blob

2113
02:17:35.959 --> 02:17:43.559
and plants. First week zibombies.
I thought the blob they're saying this week

2114
02:17:43.799 --> 02:17:48.120
Sony themselves, Yeah told me.
I said, hey, Sony, what's

2115
02:17:48.159 --> 02:17:52.079
up is it? Check this out? GG series Dark Spirits is out on

2116
02:17:52.920 --> 02:17:56.840
dsywear. It's two hundred all right, ge, I'm afraid I only have

2117
02:17:56.920 --> 02:18:03.040
time for one email Email squares.
Uh. The smail comes in from Ryan

2118
02:18:03.120 --> 02:18:05.559
that James Bassa in Baldwin Park,
California. Hey, Bomb squad, So

2119
02:18:05.639 --> 02:18:09.280
he just got back from the Capcom
Fight Club event here in downtown LA where

2120
02:18:09.319 --> 02:18:13.479
they were showing off Marvel versus Capcom
three and Seth Killian has a message for

2121
02:18:13.600 --> 02:18:18.319
you, guys. I heard Giant
Bomb. So I'm sorry. I heart

2122
02:18:18.920 --> 02:18:24.079
Giant Bomb, but they should get
off that MK nine crap and start playing

2123
02:18:24.120 --> 02:18:28.440
a real fighting game. That stuff
rots your brain. So if you have

2124
02:18:28.000 --> 02:18:31.719
this is from the guy who readily
admits that he's not much of a Versus

2125
02:18:31.840 --> 02:18:35.360
series guy. You has much as
a Versus series pro as he is a

2126
02:18:35.479 --> 02:18:39.479
strip, except when he's getting paid
to say otherwise. Brad Any thoughts on

2127
02:18:39.680 --> 02:18:45.319
on these scathing words from mister mister
Killian is not a real fighting game,

2128
02:18:48.799 --> 02:18:54.040
good answer, and on that should
get him in here. You know we're

2129
02:18:54.079 --> 02:18:56.319
play a little Marble games out real
soon? Why not? That's out next

2130
02:18:56.360 --> 02:19:03.239
week? Versus combat? Hear that? Hear that fight Club is popping off.

2131
02:19:03.920 --> 02:19:07.399
Yeah, fifteen people showed up.
Or cheese Louise. You know we

2132
02:19:07.520 --> 02:19:09.719
went to that one that was here. Yeah we got soap or something.

2133
02:19:09.959 --> 02:19:15.760
Yeah yeah, and on heavy on
that note, we're shutting down this podcast.

2134
02:19:18.600 --> 02:19:20.159
T and T is happening this week. Jeff and I are gonna be

2135
02:19:20.159 --> 02:19:24.760
at Dice for the rest of this
week, so uh yeah, have fun

2136
02:19:24.799 --> 02:19:28.840
at T and T and have fun
on the happy hour. We will,

2137
02:19:28.079 --> 02:19:33.159
and we'll have fun at dinner,
and I'll have fun at dinner. Maybe

2138
02:19:33.159 --> 02:19:35.200
we'll talk to you later in the
week. So have fun at Dice.

2139
02:19:35.440 --> 02:19:39.479
We will have fun at dice and
we'll come back, and then we will

2140
02:19:39.520 --> 02:19:43.680
be here for next week round Giant
Podcast. See you then,

