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They are you working or not?
Are you throwing you to work today or

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not? We are every president's day, everybody for the down beat. It's

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very presidential version of the downbeat.
Today. We don't have a calling from

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Garland Richardson at nine though ahead of
today's Daytona five hundred booked him late last

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night. He's there, He's there, live on the scene with the Gangster

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Lane. I won't miss that they
postponed the Daytona five hundred because I loot.

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He's actually happy. Yeah, bad
day plans yesterday, so I ought

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to miss most of it anyway,
dude, there's nothing wrong with the good

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Three Pmay, Yeah, three pm
Monday is something that holidays, you know.

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Quite frankly, I wouldn't watch much
of it at home. I would

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I probably would have watched the beginning
and tried to watch the end. You

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know. No, I don't know. Uh, you just hit record and

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just kind of scan through trying to
be official in motorsports. So yeah,

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I'm gonna watch it, all of
it. Every lap I am too,

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super Bowl Motorsports or Nascaro Morning.
Danny. Hey, what do you think

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your total life lap count is?
I've watched a few full races, So

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I definitely did because in the day, as a child I was in I

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was just trying to think about how
long this thing takes us? What two

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hours? Two and a half day? Probably four hours? Oh was Dayton

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on the Big Daddy? Yeah?
Five mile, two hundred laps and crashes,

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go lore hell the last Like Kevin
said, the last five ten laps

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can take half an hour forty five
minutes. So what is it two Central,

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three Eastern that this starts? I
think for Eastern four Easter. Okay,

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so three o'clock, So this sucker
is gonna go on until seven pm.

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They smartly scheduled a primetime finish on
Fox Under the Lights luckily on a

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Monday night rather than a Tuesday.
The floor will air it's scheduled time.

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I was prepped for this, man, I mean prepped. I was ready

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to watch it. Rey, sure
for your three drivers, you're ready to

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start your engines. They're gonna have
my little checkered flag ready to wave.

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God, I would love that.
I don't know. Well, it's funny.

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I actually have one, but it's
not really a flag. It's a

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bandana that I got from the van's
store for buying Malcolm some shoes. Do

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we wear it during the race night
and don't take any pictures. Just tell

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us that you are okay, sure, yeah, but don't lie to us.

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Don't lie to your friends. Not
on President's Day. But he was

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waving it around yesterday and he said, just like, what's his name Earnhardt?

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Lightning j Right McQueen. Oh,
that's the only race car driver he

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knows is Lightning McQueen from Cars.
That's so childish. He's not even three.

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What's Larry the cable guy's name in
that movie College Chip or something?

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I don't remember. My retention of
the details of the Pixar film Cars is

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not great. It's just always on. Haven't you seen it a lot of

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times? I'm not like watching it
intently, just like the Daytona five hundred

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today pretty much just look at your
phone. It's on. Are you gonna

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get Malcolm to watch some of it? Uh? Yeah, yeah, definitely.

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I mean, what's I think?
Yeah? For sure? Colorful.

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He'll wake up from nappy right when. Yeah, the green flag gets waved

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or whatever it is. Is it
a green flag? Is that what starts

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the race? Green flag? Who's
thrown out the first pitch? It's a

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town of five hundred festivities. Who
we got singing the national anthem? Kid

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rock? They usually mix it up
like there'll be a mastress ceremony to someone

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that's paid X amount to show up. It's not I think that's a bad

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guess. It's not a bad guess. We got a little music if I

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have a band playing, you know
out there in the Yeah. I remember

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back in two thousand and maybe maybe
ninety nine, when Fox got the rights

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to NASCAR. Yeah, this star
used to be kind of scattered. You

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might see it on ESPN, you
might see it on TNN, the Nashville

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Network, you might see a race
on T and T here and then,

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but largely it was kind of scattered
and hard to find sometimes. And then

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they got rights to it on Fox
and it went to a whole new level.

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Yeah, they added cool graphics,
they added I would say racing analytics.

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I think we could say that,
sure, And it kind of became

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badass. And then Dylarnhardt rammed into
the wall. I think that twenty three

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years ago today, yesterday. Yeah, and I tell you what, my

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interest a little waned out it did. Yeah, I bet there's some NASCAR

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purists out there. That think what
Fox did to Nascar is what they tried

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to do to Hockey with the moving
puck. Yeah maybe, I don't know,

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because it's also NASCAR covered is good. Yeah, it's good on I

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mean, there's an in car cam
in every camera now multiples. I've got

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how many cameras they have per car? Are they one aim at the driver,

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one looking forward, one looking backward? One of them moves the one

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looking back? But do you got
in track cams? I got in the

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wall cams, drones everywhere. Do
you think that, Okay, it's still

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popular. I'm not. Oh,
I don't know. Do you agree though,

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that it fell off to a certain
extent sometime between two thousand and twenty

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fifteen, probably, and there's probably
numbers that prove that, But it was

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also one of those that the five
years prior to that that was all the

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rage. Is the popularity of NASCAR
skyrocketing. Yeah, So I think the

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people who acknowledged that were just real
quick to scream when it started had in

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the other direction. I never screamed
about it. I just didn't care anymore.

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They also highly confusing. They've changed
the rules up. Yeah, but

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that's all on an effort to get
make such interest, get it going.

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They have the stages now, like
three stages within a race, and you

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get points for winning the first third
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yeah, that gets confusing, but
it's all done in an effort to keep

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it going. And just like the
NASCAR playoffs, the way they have it

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set up, you know, they
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to the last race. The last
guys were battling for the season long championship,

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and it kind of kind of works, but not that that's really health

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interest all that much. So it's
clean slate for the drivers. They start

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today with zero points. There's no
carryover from the previous season. Man,

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that's awesome. It's like vacation days
up here, exactly right when the calendar

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turns. What a day President's Day, And we're going to celebrate President's Day

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the only way we know how,
by rubbing and racing. We need to

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give ourselves a big pat on the
back for actually being here. You know,

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trade off, it's a holiday,
but we get a trade. We

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chose to be here. Okay,
give yourself a little bit of congratulations.

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keV Oh. Why we're not only
comedy first responders, we are something else.

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Listen to Danny. It's kind of
like hostage video, like they don't

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you want they want to be in
it. They want to be there.

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Hello, I'm being treated very well. I love my cap tours, you

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know I'm saying, but I personally, I've had many disagreements about vacation day

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theories with coworkers over the years.
Here's what I think. A everyone do

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what they want to do. That's
what I think. First of all,

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A do what you want, okay, and we can make arrangements to figure

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it all out. Okay, b
I'm writing a torch to my vacation days

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this year. Finally. Okay,
So if you can tell me that I

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can get a vacation day trade off
for working a holiday that's really not a

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real holiday. Let's face it.
It's that's a holiday for mail people,

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not males. Mailman meilman and bankers. Everyone's working today. Check your patties.

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Teachers, right, yeah, they
let school out too, but that's

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fine. Teachers. Presidents need to
be celebrated. Do they coming up at

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eight? Find out? Let's see, eight o'clock's gonna be wild. I

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learned too much this weekend? Oh? Is it a quiz or just not

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it was gonna be a quiz,
and then I decided we're gonna have too

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much fun just talking about it.
Okay, we could have taken the day

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off, though you could have.
It was an option. No, I

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think I think it's kind of what
they want. Morning warriors don't take unnecessary

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days off. Now here's how it
used to work. Uh. I guess

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when I worked at the Eagle Boom, you take a vacations name com day,

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Bam, I want to work today, comp day to use at anytime,

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Okay, So then you have a
very You could just basically load up

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on vacation days. Yes, it
was awesome. And then I decided to

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not do that this year because they
told us not to. So I decided

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that. But now we gotta take
the vacation day or work. Kevin.

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Then they give us a vacation day
out of the ratings book in December,

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which I'm okay with giving me some
vacation days on our Christmas because my VA

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vacation days are looking this year.
Kevio is not getting a Christmas break this

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year? Oh no, Kevio.
So that means how are you you never

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spread holiday cheer in your normal way. Yeah, are you going to celebrate

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him? It means I don't get
to reset, you know, I mean

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you just keep going. Why what
are you doing? You're going? Where's

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Keveo? You know more than anyone
that going to Italy is a big vacation

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day hit. You're going to the
homeland? Yes? Is the government like

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paying for your return national celebration?
Are you gonna bring your outfit? There's

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me crashing into the ocean on a
bad boeing, just Kevio getting sucked out

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about ten minutes a castaway this weekend, terrified at this fight. You bring

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your Cavo outfit? Right? I
want to wear his Caveo outfit on the

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plane. And when the door plugs
on the plane loosen up and the thing

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flies off and he's sitting on the
it's so comfy exit row. He's still

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in his seat, strapped in,
but the Kevo costume just goes sucked down,

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lies out the door and he's just
in his little fruit of the limb

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Yi boxer just instantly his outfit sucked
top of him. But for some reason,

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the mustache remained attached, just glued
to his top lip. As his

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lip is like aimed with suction towards
the window. Close it close it close

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the window. The music on the
plane, you could hear the plane soundtragon

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No no, no, no,
no no, it's a freezing it's a

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freezing yeah outfit. The people of
Italy would laugh so hard. Yeah,

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yeah, well, I'm not looking
to make them laugh. I think they

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love super Mario Brothers in Italy.
No, they don't love the crocodile Hunter

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in Australia. You know, I
bet they do. They don't. How

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do you know, because I've been
to this. I know people have been

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in Australian and they say that that's
one of the big stereotypes out there.

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They think Steve Irwin is a fraud. Steve Irwin, the crocodile Hunter.

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Oh okay, you're thinking of crocodile
They love that's a national treasury. Yeah,

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I got confused. You you were
thinking of Nascar, a great Kenny

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Irwin. Nope, the spare Matt
Nascar mentions today. They're coming at you.

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They think Steve Irwin's a buffoon,
a knob. I don't know if

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they think Outback Steakhouse is cheap different
because it's a knockoff American owned and based

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steakhouse that's just themed after their country
and done it in a stereotypical way.

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And you can tell the voiceover guy
on the Outback thing is just in a

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American dude that watched a quick YouTube
video on how to speak on Australian accent.

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It's our friend Max. Yeah,
no rules, just Roy Croiker,

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he have you see it for blaming
on you two for one apps criky.

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But Steve Papas a real Australian who
made it and he sired Bendy. Yeah,

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okay, yeah, look up Bendy. No, I know what Bendy's

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about. What's she about? Tell
us twenty five? Now I'm just making

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sure and she's carrying the mantle.
She got into Stranger Things girl territory where

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you go oh twenty five and they
ran her out real quickly after his death

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and said, go dance on the
Today Show, go to the snake dance,

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and she did it. Do the
snake dance, move your head from

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side to side. Those are the
days you need to stop speaking for the

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people of Australia and what they think. And let's make that pledge this morning,

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all Australians call in on President's Day
the talkbacks. Oh my god,

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a real only real Australians leave talkbacks. Yeah, morning, damn bait when

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he all sound exactly the same bad
Hi, guys, guys got killed by

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a sting ray getting stung in the
heart. Wasn't the heart? Yeah,

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penetrated his chest like the barb of
his tail just went through his body and

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murdered him. That's crazy. I
was shocked to finding right here. He

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doesn't suspect a thing. He looks
surprised. Of course. It is pretty

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good. I know. Why does
he have so many good voices? Adding

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that to any Australian person, Crocodile
Hunter that goes up there with Ted Copple

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and Jodie Foster, owner of Crocodile
Dundee holds up that was a popular movie.

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There's no way it holds up.
Have you ever seen that JJ?

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Crocodile Dundee? I saw when I
used to go to daycare as a kid,

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right, I don't remember it?
Did you review it for your class?

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Was that what kind of what got
me the love? Yeah? Yeah,

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gave you the spark. Can you
see tiny, little, tiny,

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little six year old JJ in our
little Australian hat, dressed up like a

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little Australia. Yeah, that's a
night good day mates. Hey well review

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JJ movie reviews in pre k pre
k, that's cute. I wouldn't fit

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not. I would put good money
on that movie not holding up, or

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the the series of movies holding up, because they didn't just make one,

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they kept it going. So he
came why did he come here? Did

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he come here in the movie?
Yeah, he came to New York City

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or something, and then that's why
he was a fish out of water.

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Whatever platform was established for him to
deliver just ham fisted Australian cliches. Why

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do you have to come here?
Though? With it basically Asventuro, he

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was like hired to come here.
And the case of the Koala, like

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what was it? Are you looking
at the plot? Oh? Yeah,

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I've seen it three or four times, granted not in thirty years. Michael

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J. Crocodile Dundee, a bushman
reported to have lost half a leg to

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a saltwater crocodile before crawling hundreds of
miles to safety. That was his legends.

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Jesus it says he arrives. I
don't know, that's too much to

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read. It's a long plot and
I'm just gonna read something on the air.

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You got nine minutes. Oh dude, just say that. He uh,

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Sue thinks. Sue finds Dundee less
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believe, unimpressed by his pleasant mannered
but uncouth behavior and his clumsy advances torture

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so he's always macking on her,
But she's later amazed when in the outback

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she sees him subdue a water buffalo
with his fingers just because he I think

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there was a digery do noise in
the background, and he did this just

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like I'm subduing you right now,
Daniel. It's working. You can't look

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away, I can't come here.
Quite possibly the the most useless musical instrument

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ever, the did the ditch.
It makes one note, that median devil.

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That's beautiful. Do you blow in
a digree do? What do you?

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I don't think so. It's a
big old pipe that you blow in

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and just it's different than that rain
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Yeah, you turn upside down.
That actually has a fun, a

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lot of fun. It's kind of
like the bagpipes of Australia. Yeah,

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don't claim that bagpipes aren't versatile pipes
are great for funerals and births. You

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know what, the bagpipes in the
hospital. Baby God, here they come

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Jackass in a skirt with a big
old bag with some sticks hanging out of

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it. Lies it always amazing grace. That's the only one that doesn't name

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another bagpipe song you've heard. It's
just amazing grace. The default bagpipe song

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here. That's like the outback Australia. What is it? The kangaroo anthem?

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The kangaroo song. He also killed
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and that are impressed, sue allegedly. I don't care. Get to the

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plot. Did he come? Why
did he come? Why is he here?

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Do you have to come here?
I don't know? Oh my god,

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Well, yeah, you read nine
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top five market. Jesus Christ JJ. Just redo your whole review for us

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from when you're on pre K so
we know what this is about. Sucked.

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A New York reporter heads to Australia
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Dundee. When she finally locates him, she is so taken with him that

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she brings him back with her to
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Mike Dundee is amazed by the wonders
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So Chick goes she's a reporter.
She goes to Australia and this guy's

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a legend. She interviews him and
she has taken with him and says,

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why don't you come to New York? And he's just overwhelmed by the big

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city. That's it. That took
one second. I didn't know you wrote

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Crocodile Dundee plus synopsis. Well,
I got stuck in the Wikipedia page for

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the movie That's always a mistake and
fake a lot of times came out nineteen

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eighty six. Yeah, then they
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they made Crocodiles and Dundee Zoo.
Dude. The budget was about eight point

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eight million dollars and it made three
twenty eight at the box office. This

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sounds terrible and Paul Hogan does not
deserve our attention anymore. I don't know

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if that's true at all. How
great, and he's still alive. He's

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eighty four, dude, Kevin,
Well, then make another one. Pay

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your respects him on. Wait,
so he was forty two when he made

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that he's not right in a radio
interview. He doesn't know what's going on

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anymore. Ooh oh uh ooh ooh, Paul Hogan with this rare move.

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Oh my god, hang on,
there's a s ton here. There's a

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lot more coming out in Discovery.
So the girl in Crocodile Dundee Dundee was

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Linda Kauzlowski, Yes, Sue in
the movie. I don't know. I

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think she was hot. She was. And again, this movie came out

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in nineteen eighty six. Right,
Yeah, she looked like a smoker.

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Look at her now, Oh my
god, she looks like an actual cigarette

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now. So Paul Hogan married no
Lean Edwards right nineteen fifty eight, divorced

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in nineteen eighty one. Dang,
it's a pretty good run. And then

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No Lean Edwards, same girl,
married her in nineteen eighty two and divorced

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in nineteen eighty nine. So let's
let's try this again. Got divorced and

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then within a year married her.
Okay, live without your baby, and

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they got back together, then divorced
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when he married Linda Kazlauski, the
effrn co star cannot stop that, did

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you can't stop the intimacy on set? Do what mister miss Smith thought?

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Lately? I saw some story like, uh, Ben Afflecks got this movie

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that he's directing. All right,
Ben Affleck now married to Jlo of course,

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right, Matt Damon's gonna start in
this movie. It's gonna be called

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it's gonna be called Animals, I
think. And Jennifer Garner is in talks

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to play the lead female, to
which I say, Ben Affleck's gonna be

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directing his ex wife Jennifer Garner while
married to j Lo. Then Jaylo's gonna

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be cool with that. No,
she's gonna be porking Tom Brady. I'm

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just saying, watch the next over
the next few months, how this unfolds.

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And then you'll report back to me
going, damn, you're right.

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I know I heard it somewhere,
and you'll forget that you heard it from

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me because I'm not memorable. But
I would have been the one that broke

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the news to you. I'm so
tired of you saying that nobody takes you

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seriously. Kay, they don't,
Well I do, And you also say

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that you're always right that I am. Maybe if you'd stop saying that,

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people would take you more seriously.
I have to say it. I've tried

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to. I went all my life
not saying it until I said I'm in

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give up mode. I'm gonna start
saying it, and finally at some point

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we'll get this realization. Who will
the world is gonna the world? The

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world? Yes, the world?
Who else are we doing anything for our

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dogs? Heavy birthday? Geraldine?
Oh yeah, my dog's five today?

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Did you get it a cat?
Did I get my dog a cat for

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her birthday? As? Yeah,
you should get Geraldine a cat today,

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a little helpless cat. Geraldine could
hunt it and feel like a real winter

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today. I'll leave her to the
neighborhood's neighborhood squirrels hours of chaos. Cats

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aren't afraid of dogs, no,
and I think casking whoop dogs is ass

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rip their eyes out. They're always
ready to go every time we walk,

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like what the get a lot of
rando? I guess outdoor cats in our

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neighborhood and they'll just sit right on
the in the middle of their front yard.

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Merror, good God, mere feet
away from g money. While we're

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walking, Geralden goes bananas pulling at
the leash and Jesus Christ, the cat's

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just unphased. Nothing affects the cat, and if the cat wants to do

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anything at all, the cat's just
going to really arch hits back like they

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do. I don't know if that
lets you know that they're bigger than they

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are. I bet that's what the
back arch. Now, don't make me,

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but that's what they're doing. I
don't have a good spine, thuk

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rats and can I sneak into things
because they don't have much of a spine.

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Cats are kind of kind of cool
man, to be honest. I

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don't want one or anything, but
they know what they're doing. Somebody posted

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I agree with this. If house
cats weighed forty pounds, they would kill

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you. They would They would kill
you while you sleep, have declawed and

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eat your neck. Yeah, off
of me, cuddles, cuddles, they're

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just confidable. Hair balls on you
to cats are pretty gross. Well today,

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go ahead, I'm sorry, it's
not worth it. Neither is this

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be he should bring a cat back
from Italy and smuggle him and oh yeah,

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forget it too weird. Today is
the day that we not only celebrate

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the lives of all of our former
presidents, and I guess our current went

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sure. Today is also a day
where we need to take Kevo seriously.

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It's what he wants. It's what
he wants. I just want some acknowledgment

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that I'm awesome. Okay, you're
awesome, dude. You shouldn't have to

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beg people to think that and remind
them all the time. That's not really

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how it works. You shouldn't.
You're right. Those people should know.

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I'll make love to you. So
it's our fault. Let's make a deal,

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Kevio. I'll take you more seriously, or just take you seriously period,

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which I think I already do,
if you'll stop telling people that you're

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always right, because that's impossible to
always be right. If you were always

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right, you'd be not sitting in
that chair. Not even our presidents are

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always right, and they're the smartest
and best people that we have. I

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mean, my god, they gave
them a holiday. Yeah, working on.

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Don't miss Kevin's presidential explosion at eight. Okay, okay, buckle up.

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And you know Mike knows a lot
of good trivia general trivia knowledge.

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Danny, You're a history nerd,
so think you guys will know some of

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these things. But I don't think
you'll know all of these things, because

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it's pretty well come to Dexo.
A new poll just came out, ranking

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all of our presidents. A bunch
of historians got together and power ranked the

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presidents we'll discuss next to ninety seven
won the freak maybe