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producer Man Adam. Oh my gosh, are you ready for this? I'm
yeah, I am. I've got so much. Oh, I didn't get
my notebook book. Welcome back. So if you don't know already, every
season we do an episode based on the three hundred and sixty five Days UM
franchise. You can watch it on Netflix. It's the Next three hundred and
sixty five Days, Part three. This is the trilogy. This is the
last one. If you don't know what I'm talking about, go back to
season. So. Yeah, So I was going to say to listen to
the reaction to the first movie, the season three for the second movie,
now one season four US is the third movie. Correct. So yeah,
if you if you haven't seen any of the three hundred and sixty five day
movies and you don't want them spoiled, go stop here because this is officially
a spoil zone. Also go Also, if you haven't listen to the first
two up two movies, go listen to those. Okay, I'm gonna give
a brief recap of the series from what I remember. Okay, you're ready,
you're ready for this? Yeah, we have Massimo. Give me a
full character. Who is Massimo? Is his motivation? Massimo, after his
father is assassinated, becomes the head of a mom of an Italian Sicilian crime
family. Yes. And one day he's just walking down the streets, sees
a woman and he goes, oh, I'm now obsessed with her, kidnaps
her. Yeah, and says, you have one year I am going you're
going to live. You have free reign of my estate, but you have
to stay here. Yeah, he stockholms her. Yes, and if in
one year, if you're not in love with me, you can leave.
She falls in love with him. Didn't they get married? Well, she
falls in love with him, and then the first the first movie ends with
her going driving into a tunnel her well, she's pregnant. She finds out
she's pregnant. She is one of Massimo's guys is driving her to a tunnel.
She's now no longer kidnaps, she's now Stockholm syndrome. Done kind of
like you know, his lover. They go into the tunnel, explosion comes
out of the tunnel. Movie. Second movie starts up, it's their wedding.
Jay addressed the accident at all. Second movie starts on their wedding day.
We never respond to the to They're like, they're like, I'm so
glad everything's okay after the accident. And they never explain if her car blew
up, Oh so sorry, if it was a different car that blew up.
Um, is it an explosion gone wrong? Who was behind the explosion.
We don't have any motive. We just know there was an explosion that
she was part of. She lost the baby. Yeah. Um. Then
then the second movie, Um, I'll take over a little bit here.
Okay, second movie happens, They get married, They have some sex on
the golf course, as well. Nothing is off limits. Oh and we
should say these for people who don't know what these are smart movies. There's
smart movies. They are essentially the polish fifty Shades are Gray. Well do
you say that loosely? We don't mean that they're like they're based on or
anything. It's just that they're like erotic movie, mainstream movie. It's based
on a series, a book series, a smutty book series, and they
turn them in a movie. It is it's not like based on it has
no connection, but it is fifty shades of gray, but polish more.
Let's way more erotic. I agree, you can see Bush, but it's
their version of it. Kind of like it's that it's not their version.
It's just smut. They're both smut. Yeah, but it's they're pretty like
they're not based on anything the same. I'm not saying that, but like
it's a book series that was turned into a movie, like a series of
actual that's like seeing Twilight is it's like Harry Potter because they're based on books.
Yeah. Anyway, so the second one happens, and um, good
life sex things are happening, fun, fun in the sun. He buys
her like a business and and then she goes into a room and sees Masumo
having sex with another woman. Lada is Lauda, Lauda is our is our
woman, and she's like, I you know, she's been cheated on.
So goes and then she runs off with the gardener. He's hot and is
like, maybe you want to live Nacho. Na names Nacho like the chip
and the wrestler. Yes and so. But then we come to find out
that she didn't see Masimo cheating on her. She saw Nacho's evil two E
twin, Macho's evil he brother, I'm Macho. But and then shoot out.
She gets shot, A bunch of people get shot, and before y'all
come in many comments. I know what I did was a whole Cogan comment,
but that's just what came to mind. So she finds out that it
wasn't him, It was his evil brother who's like evil and has a coke
problem and goes a lot crazy. He's crazy, whispers in a high pitched
voice, because it's the same actor being a different twin, and it's correct,
very funny. But a shootout happens. At the end, Laura gets
shot. You think she died, and the second movie and his twin brother
dies. Yes, you've missed. A big part of that is that Nacho
was part of the whole making. It was part of the whole scheme of
making her pair. His dad is in charge of the rival cartel. Yeah,
um, Boston situation. Um. So third movie starts. Laura's unhappy
with life and everyone. She's pretty miserable. She has sex. Hold on,
now we're gonna we're at the third movie so we can talk about it.
Yeah, um yeah, So I'm just gonna blitz there, really worry.
You're just gonna kind of power through it. And I think you thought
there was a fourth movie that we watched today. Um so yeah. So
that's so, that's how the second one everything. That's how the second one
ends. Twin brother reveal. A lot of gets shot, there's a shootout,
a lot of gets shot, Nacho runs away and then mass and I
was just standing over her dying body. Right, Um we cut to the
new movie to find her life. Yeah, she's just well, well,
the movie starts off at they're at a they're at a cemetery, and it's
trying to play off as though she died. She died, but they're really
there for the brother. They were there for the brother, the twin brother.
Yeah. Um, so she's alive. She's naked in bed, you
know, at like always like Laura be naked in bed. Yeah, and
they look like they're gonna have sex and he's like, no, the doctor
said it was too soon. But she has zero bandages, zero scars,
been a while, yeah, and she killed up. And they also put
a raggedy ass wig on her to be like this is the epitome when they're
like, we must make beautiful woman ugly. Put her in a ponytail wig.
Now this is like part like a choppy haircut. Yeah, no,
this is part three if they were trying to make her look sad, I
guess this is part three of Wiggate. With these movies, you don't like
any any of the wigs, and they don't invest anybody into the quality wig.
Yeah, like there are quality wiggeries everywhere. Go back to party city
where you in Sicily, I don't know these are filmed in Georgia. Yeah,
I don't know where these are filmed. So, yeah, she can't
they can't have sex, and then it just cuts to him in a meeting.
She walks into the meeting I don't know why she feels like she's Bossona.
Well, she talks. She talks to her friend Olga. Olga's a
lot in this so we get a lot of olgad time. We had a
lot of Olgad time. Olga is a Lotta's best friend. She's been in
all three movies, and she is engaged to one of Massa Mo's henchman's like
right hand man. She she got engaged to him right hand man. This
silly little rabbit. What talking about the Donald K. Sterling thing where She's
like, I'm I'm mister Sterling's right hand on. Oh okay, I'm his
confidante, his friend. His silly little rabbit does call you that? No,
got it? Um? Yeah, So she talks to Olga and is
like, I'm sad and I want to have sex. Um. So she
he's in a business meeting with a bunch of people. She walks through a
meeting in a very like silky slinky dress. Um. He follows her leaving
the meeting, leaving these all these old like crime boss guys just to kind
of like fuck off. Yeah, and not a hospitable place either. There
wasn't any t yeer coffee on these two No and yeah, mass and will
get it together and then they go and have sex. I'm gonna get our
first sex scene of this moment. Yeah, it's it's pretty short, and
it's a pretty short sex scene and they just kind of like he just she
just kind of straddles him. And we were kind of disappointed by this first
sex scene. I wrote. Yeah, I wrote down first sex scene Moss
bad. Yeah it's not good. Yeah, it's not Moss good. It's
not Miss good. So it was it's like awkward and uncomfortable. They're doing
these weird gyrating things that aren't even in rhythm with each other. They're not
in rhythm, so like she is like pelvic thrusting and you know at the
opposite time of his pelvit they're saying like it's it looked so off and it
looked honestly like they are kind of known with us to have uncomfortable sex.
Yes, and this one was like the most uncomfortable of all at leasting them
do a lot of weird chin just like just like the physicality is very rough
and like I've always described as painful looking. Yes, yeah, so yeah,
Massimo, like anytime it's a sex scene with him. He's a very
uh we'll say aggressive lover. He was He's hurting skin with his finger tips.
Yeah yeah, he was grabs and like rubs and like that scratches,
but like just really just like I would get like rug burd And this is
the first scene too. I also, you had me write down a note
and this is the first time it happens. I just wrote down boob mashing.
Yes. Throughout this uh, this episode three, this movie three,
everyone grabs tit crazy. Yeah, they grabbed tit like they grab it like
a stress ball. Yeah, like a stress ball, Like they're grabbing that.
They're grabbing full tit and it looks so uncomfortable. It's like mashing it.
Yeah. I didn't like that. Yeah, yeah, so that happens.
Correct, what's next? So yeah, they here's the thing that is
crazy. Yeah, And okay, so here's where I think we're gonna struggle
a little bit. So the second movie, almost nothing happens the entirety of
the movie, and then the last like ten fifteen minutes is like the most
interesting and exciting thing of the entire series. Movie three is an hour and
fifty three minutes. They could have edited enough out for it to be Oh
no, let me rephrase that. They could have edited out an hour and
fifty three minutes of time. This was the most pointless movie. Nothing happens
in this fucking movie. Nothing fucking happens in this movie. So this is
I know we're gonna I'm just gonna give like a synopsis, yea, and
we'll talk about all the other fun things. There are fun things that happen
moments. Let's do that. Because so she they you know, they're having
sex. It's uncomfortable sex. I believe they have some uncomfortable sex twice.
But he's immediately pissed off at her because he can tell something's wrong. Massimo
is pissed off at Laura and is like, what's going on. She's having
sex dreams about Nacho. She misses Nacho, even though she's only spent two
days with the calls her pretty early on. He randomly calls her yeah,
and it's like I miss I miss you, and she's like, I'm so
sorry. Then she's having sex dreams about him, etc. Her she really
focuses on her like clothing design business he bought her. She ignored. She
feels ignored. They're they're they're fighting. They're fighting and kind of just giving
each other, so the silent treatment. He's sleeping in in a different bed,
he's masturbating and masturbating in the shower. Um. And then at one
point they like pass each other and bump like bumping in the hallway. They
bump like shoulders and just kind of stare each other your hands, Yeah,
yeah, yeah, they just so they're having issues, and so she starts
thinking and and then she's about Nacho. Yeah, start seeing about Nacho,
and I was thinking about Nachos. And then they get to go to Portugal.
They get to go to Portugal for like a fashion week kind of thing
for her business. And while they're there, there's a lot of olga time,
lots of partying throat, there's so much. There is so much olga.
She's like, let's go to lunch, which to be like two and
a half songs play of them just laughing at lunch. Oh my god.
Okay, yeah, well let's see we'll talk about it, okay. But
she's in fashion week, Nacho's there. She leaves with Nacho um and they
have sex, and then she goes on hiatus and goes to her parents house
and stuff. Well, well, so they have sex and then she the
next morning she goes back to her hotel and Massimo is there, oh right,
and he's like, it's been like twenty four hours she's been missing and
he's like, where have you been and she's like A walk, I walk,
um so and then Lauda's like, hey, I need you to give
me space. I need some time. I'm like and he said, I'll
leave you the jet. Yeah. Yeah. Well she was like, my
I have one foot out the door, like in this marriage, like I
just need a figure. I just need some time to thank and and he
leaves and just he leaves her a note that's like, I'm the headed.
I went back to Sicily. You know the jet is at your disposal?
Yes, and then I guess. And then apparently she goes and buys a
bi motorcycle and driving with a motorcycle and we didn't even establish that she had
a license for that, like, well, we didn't know who. The
scenes started with this conversation between this old guy and this woman and we're like,
who is this who are these fucking people? And it turns out that
it was Lada and her dad. Yeah, so she's goes to visit her
parents. She's having lunch with their parents. Her mom's like, what's wrong,
and she's like, I'm in love with another man. Another montage happens
for this lunch, and then it ends with her mom being like, I
think women should be selfish. Do it makes you happy? You know?
Well, yeah, she gave it in a weird way, but she essentially
does the like how can we take care of others if we don't take care
of ourself kind of thing. Yeah, And then she you know, goes
to lunch with her dad. Another lunch montage. She gets on the phone
with Olga and Olga's like, okay, Mossumo knows, yeah, Massamo knows.
This is the longest synopsis. I was gonna do this much quicker,
but and she goes, okay, I need to go home. So she's
like parents, She's like, by parents, I'm going home. And then
she goes home and Nacho picks her from the airport and she's like Nacho and
he's like, yeah, sorry, I shouldn't be here, but anyone talk
to you. Let her time, And he just goes on this long thing
about how much he loves her and he'll give her as much space as she
needs and treat her like a queen. Da da da pick pick me vibes
right, and then drops her off at her house at Massimo's house, who
apparently has no security. Yeah, And she goes and talks to Massimo on
the beach and he's like, I love you. Well, he's like,
he's like, I understand why you did what you did, Like, because
that's the thing. Oh, they mentioned this in the second one. We
forgot that she lost when she was pregnant. She lost the baby because of
the explosion. Yeah, and so I guess it's, you know, revealed
that Massimo has been having emotional issues with that and struggling and it's and I
guess it's his fault, even though like she doesn't even try to help him
deal with like the trauma of losing his son. Well, yeah, they're
not there for each other at all. Yeah. And he's like, so
I understand I've been distant because of that. I understand why you did what
you did, but I love you. And then he says like, well,
you are you coming back with me? Baby girl? Baby girl is
back. Yeah, and then the movie ends, and then the movie ends,
well, and then we get I'm gonna guess liberally I'm gonna sit or
conservatively, I'm gonna say twenty five minutes of just a camera spinning around them
in complete silence. Yeah, that happened too, Yeah, and then it
ends. So this entire movie is just about Laura making a choice between one
of the guys. I never learned what that choice is. Correct. Two
hours of just her struggling to decide between two people, and then we don't
even get the answer. Yes, yeah, it ain't ban ban ban.
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get into them with some of the fun things that we liked. And I'm
finding if they're a little out of order because there were some wild things I
really want touch on, because there were a few really good sex things.
But I'm generalize them because they have they have multiple times. They loved showing
Lauda and Massimo in strip club. A couple of different scenes happen, one
that she's in, one that she's not, And I loved that. I
love seeing them in a strip Well, they kind of established it. They
kind of established that in the beginning, from the very beginning of the movie
series of him kind of having like in the first one, they're constantly just
some sexy women around, like doing things. There's very much like house mob
vibes. There's always like women around they were editing. No, I don't
know, like there was multiple scenes of like strippers in the first one,
or like there's that scene when they go to like the red Room, even
though it's that's been but that's in his house. Yeah, but but there's
like a woman there with them. I'm saying, yes, I'm just saying,
like they just showed him in a actual strip club with strippers on a
pole and stuff. I just thought that it's fun. And then like she's
like they're like watching one of the dancers dance like they're book into it,
and then she leaves. They have sex in the strip club, and I
really enjoyed that, having sex in the strip club, yeah, or just
that, like because that was another weird scene where they were having awkward sex.
But yeah, but the idea, the concept of it, yeah,
call me a cook. Like I really enjoyed that. I like that.
I liked them like watching like like the dancer was there like kind of half
watching and like and like like public sex is fun. I just thought it
was fun. I just thought it was a good I was just trying to
understand what part of it you found fun. Yeah, public sex is fun.
Um Yeah, Like I just liked that in general, like when we
went to go to the strip clubs. I liked watching like the dancer dance
on you and stuff like that. Like I thought like they introduced a lot
of thirdness in this one, sure, and I just thought that was neat.
Yeah, they did that a lot. They did that a lot in
this one, A lot of strip time in a lot of thirds. Yeah,
in some form or fashion. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well your
takeaways, um boy, oh boy, Lada is crazy, Like they're all
bad there are times where like Massimo was trying to like understand and Lada was
just gaslight. Well, there's also clearly moments of Massimo like reaching out for
help and like her shutting him down. Now once again that is with the
understanding that this whole thing started because he kidnapped her. But still, yeah,
we're past that point. Um, Like it was stupid and not that
funny, but like the Olga stuff was like a fun little palate cleanser on
a lot of the Like she's always like a fun friend. But I really
think they like amped up her quirkiness in this. They did, but it
was at least but the Olga stuff was the most interesting thing happening throughout the
whole movie. They had entire higher like fifteen minutes dedicated to Olga running away
from the bouncer. Yeah, with like a scoot straight up Scooby Doo chase
scene minute. Yeah, yeah, Scooby Doo chase scene. Almost we think
she's gonna die because she's gonna like fall off of the fire staircase, like
she's trying to escape their room. Yeah, we kept trying to we kept
trying to guess things that were going to happen. And turns out everything was
we guessed was way more interesting than this movie was planning to be. Yeah,
it was insane, but because of Olga and all her cookiness, we
learned some Polish. Oh my god, we did because we watched this movie
with the subtitles on, because everyone's got an accent from a different land.
Yeah. So in the movie in general, has a lot of subtitles.
It goes from like it's speaking English, there's Italian, there's Polish, and
it kind of just really just randomly comes in and goes in and out.
Yeah, because um Lauda is Polish, so it is Olga, and then
Masumo's Italian and there's also English involved. So there's a lot. There's many
of accents, and they're still hard sometimes, especially when they're passionate. Yeah.
And you know what's funny I thought about in this, and I guess
it makes sense because English movies do this as well, is that whenever there's
a pole, whenever two Polish people are speaking, they're always speaking Polish.
Whenever, too, like a Polish person in Italians are speaking, they're speaking
English. And then whenever two Italians speak, they're also speaking English. Yeah,
which is very funny to me, but I guess it makes sense that
they're going to be like, well, we'll just kind of have most of
it be the two languages that we know. Yeah, for where this is
made, Well, do you want to talk about yes, the Polish that
we learned. Yes, So there's a point. So we've got so it's
they're speaking Polish, and it's Olga and Lata are just having a good time
when they're in Portra Goal and they're having lunch and they're speaking they're speaking Polish.
Yes, they're they're having this long conversation in Polish. We've got the
subtitles on and so it's telling us what it translates to in English. Yes.
And so in English the subtitles, the woman comes up and says the
drinks or the cocktails. Olga's is waving at Louder because a lot is like
facing the Beatles, so she's waving. She's letting her know, Hey,
the cocktails are here, and she says the cocktails. That's what the subtitles
hey. It's hey, hey, hey, comma cocktail got its cocktail.
Cocktail, Hey cocktail. But what she said in Polish, yes, And
so the Polish version of that was Hey, drinky. Yeah, they're having
this back and forth polish conversation and then she just goes, hey drinky translates
to hey cocktail and I don't know, I think we're flu in polish now.
It was the funniest thing it's ever happened a movie. Just we're watching
this scene number roll and we just hear hey drinking in the middle of her
just rattling off polish and then she continues to speak Polish after that, and
then Yeah, just seeing underneath it, just say, hey cocktail. Was
the funniest thing I've ever seen in my life. Um oh, this has
to be the spiciest thing that's ever been in one of these movies that we
got to talk about because I'm so excited about it. Is um lauda is
you know in the midst of her figuring out movie, there's a lot of
dream sequences in the midst of her because there's there is there's a lot of
sex sequences, nothing to rant and rape about. Kind of hard to see
them because they were dark a lot, but nothing crazy. But she's having
one and naturally she's thinking about both men because she's trying to make the decision
and It starts with um her and I believe her and Nacho in bed,
and then she like is getting you know, they're kissing, kissing, kissing,
and she like opens her eyes and it's Massimo and You're like, oh,
she's thinking about both of them. No, Like another body comes in.
She's in a Massimo Nacho sandwich, and then she is in she is
in an Italian sub and I am squealing inside because we have a tray way
right now. I'm like, yes, I'm here for it. They're all
kissed in on her. Each side of her is being loved on, touched
on, kissed on by sexy Italian man and it really got me thinking,
like could I do a threesome with two men? Like It's never once crossed
my mind, but I was like, I'm into this. They're just like
she's the star star of the show. And then I immediately was like,
but I think that's why I couldn't handle it, because if they don't understand
on the start of the show, I don't want them kissing on each other.
I don't think I'm into that. And as soon as I think that
that, I'm like, I wouldn't be into the guys mingling amongst themselves,
Possible and Nacho start making out. I am screaming, I am gagging,
And then I realized when I am into that, I would love nothing more
than to see Adam kiss another man. And what of I what a time.
I'll tell you what. I can't watch threesomes like on the porn websites
because they're just like not good and they're not cute and just gross. Just
they're just too much. They're like the most aggressive things. This was like
very sensual, so seeing one done nice was fun. No, good for
you? So now I think we should have a threesome with another man after,
you know, after we have sex in the car and you're up for
it. Yeah, that's a great step. It'll be car sex and a
threesome with another dude. Yeah yeah, only feel are both Italian though,
and like Duljan Gabana models. Yeah yeah, I list into it. What
were your thoughts on the on this threesome? It was just like another sex
scene that was happening. No, you weren't like caught off guard and like
how fun could we never get to We see so many sex scenes in movies
and stuff, but we don't win home. I so often did we get
two men? It was fun saying like that that, um, that happening
in a movie visualized in a movie, because that doesn't really happen. They
really slowly lead into that too. It took them like ten minutes to lean
into each other and kiss. I was not I thought I was waiting for
it to cut away, and it didn't. I'm like, get it,
Yeah, let's go boys. Yeah. So yeah, No, it was
fun to see that. But I mean I didn't have like any It was
just like another one, another sex scene in this movie for me? What
was a standout sex scene for you? Then? Um? Really, the
only sex scene that I thought was good was the well I guess, well,
oh you know what, it wasn't. There was a different one that
I was thinking about is the one where Latta and Nacho have sex on the
beach. It's a good one, that was. But here's the thing.
That was the only one I even thought was decent. Yeah, do you
tell? Especially compared to the other ones, Like all the rest of them
were awkward. I guess the like three way one was fine, um,
but like all the other ones just were really awkward and uncomfortable to watch.
They also looked very far away, which using in comparison to the first two.
I don't know if they had a bigger beach ball in between them.
Yeah. When you say far away, like the people are far like,
yeah, they're far away from each other, like the angles didn't ever weren't
even like remotely close to working. Yeah, and like we mentioned before,
there was a lot of like off sync humping, yeah, where they're going
in the wrong directions from each other. But the one on the beach was
very good. I told you, I was like, damn, we need
to get a rug. Yeah beach yeah, yeah, yeah, No,
that one was really good. That's when she um leaves with Nacho from the
fashion week, Um to go cheat on Massimo and wh wally, do you
have anything to say? That was pretty good? Um, I agree,
but uh, very good. When Yeah, there was lots of pillows,
a lot of candles in Nacho's house that were already lit when he got home.
Yeah, maybe he's got a really bomb like housekeeper that he texts and
candles set up on the beach that were already lit. That was really pretty.
It was very honestly decor It was very it was very pretty. I'm
just like it's more of like the logistics of that. Why are they already
They had like pillar candles like half buried in the sand. It's like there's
flames coming out of the sand, which was nice and like not a hazard
at all, which is so nice because sand just puts out fire or turns
the glass. Oh um, just stepping on glass out there da have a
Nacho left candles on the end um. Also, Nacho has a house that's
very misleading. They walk in and it is all ye, you were unimpressed.
They walk into an entryway. The entryway is all like wood, but
not like sleek, light colored wood, like cabin like medium wash and dark
wash. It just kind of looked like an average house. He'll say a
cabin to me. And it looked like a mud room. Like there was
like shoes, I swear in. Jacket's just hung up. So I'm like,
oh, wow, she's gonna have. Is this the trade? Like
Masimo who's kind of shitty with all this money. And then there's Nacho,
pretty boy, romantic, but he lives in a shack. Yeah, And
then I'm like, wow, he lives in a shack. And then they
turn a corner and it's a complete mansion and I'm like, whoa, never
mind yeah, um with like that's completely open into the pool like this big
fountain, yeah, big bowl with two spouts. Yeah. Um yeah.
Nacho got money too. She's in between a rock and Hartway so got options.
Um. But yes, and then there yeah, it was really nice.
It was a huge We're talking about like eight Botts wheel of rug Like
there was enough rug downe to be rolling because they did a many of a
position they did they yeah, yeah, they tried it. They did the
whole damn kind of suture. Yeah. No, yeah, they were they
were just missionary. We got reverse Cowgirl and there we did that side by
side ship that we almost popped a wheelbarrow like it was all happening. We
got to Eiffel Tower in this piece on the outside outside rugs yeah um and
that made me realize. I was like that must be so nice instead of
like a couple of towels and like doing our best, like nah, we
need to get some rugs. Yeah yeah, here for it with all the
pillows. Sex on the beach. Sex on the beach. My favorite drinkie,
it's heydrinky oh old as a ham. We never got to see Olga
get married. They really hyped up her. God showed throughout this entire movie,
her designing her wedding dress, and then just kepting like, you're not
single anymore, Olga, You're getting married. They did they never and then
they never saw Olga get married. Yeah, yeah, well they do that
a lot in these movies. They really like an answer question. It's been
a lot of time setting something up and then just like never. It's like
feel like they keep forgetting about things that they did. And also it's very
fun because their writing is so simple. Yeah, it's them saying like cheesy
lines to each other a lot. And I was telling I was telling you
this that it feels like the book was translated into English from another language,
but it is a smart book. So it is just very like I want
you and only you. Nothing else in this world matters well in this movie.
And then and they just say things like that the entire time. Yeah,
no, no, it's it's very simple, very my first like it's
very my first book, where like, you know, you're trying to sound
more arcsy or like you want your characters to be these like philosophical people,
but really it's just like the shit that you get that people post on Facebook
all the time. There's movies two hours long. There's probably enough dialogue to
feel like a forty five like a like an hour long TV show, So
it's only like a forty five minute TV show. Yeah, Like there's not
a lot of dialogue and it's just a fucking lot of montages with music dialogue
simple because the music says it all. Oh my god, there's so much
music in this and not like background like theatrical music, like songs like fool
songs. If you were an artist featured in the soundtrack of these movies,
you got a free music video out of it. Yeah. They always do
the full song full montage of them either at half like Giggling and eating or
sex. There's like a full album like worth of music in each of these
movies. Yeah, and to the point where it is like just songs and
it's like the full song. What if we've missed something huge here? What
if this is like one of those music video movies. Oh, everyone does
those, we find out. Yeah, these movies are like secretly produced by
John Legend. Oh no, not John Legend. Don't sneer his name,
like it's gonna see us um yeah, maybe it's a video album. We
just didn't know it. By the way, I'm so glad those seemed to
slow down. Those are getting out of hand. Um, yeah, I'm
a little Now I'm like, is there a fourth one we don't know about?
Because yeah, it just ends on it does It ends on such a
cliffhanger the next sixty five days. I feel like we need thirty six five
more days. Well, And what drives me crazy with this one is literally
that's the only plot of this movie. It's the only thing that happens is
this in this whole fucking movie is just Laura trying to like figure out which
man she wants to be with, and then they don't like and then we
don't never find out this movie. There's zero reason for this to be a
trilogy, zero reason for this to be a trilogy. And yeah, no,
I completely agree. And Nacho, they're both very handsome men, but
they're very like unconventional sure, which is very interesting because like Nacho's got those
big old bug eyes and I think he lost weight. He was so skinny.
He looked you look like. At one point described to him a prison
break dude. Yeah, I won. At one point described him as gaunt
because yeah, his cheeks were like second sunken in. Yeah, I don't
know what happened there. I don't remember him looking like that in the second
one. I don't either remember him being a little more yeah less gaunt,
Yeah, gauntless. And then same thing Laura. Laura is always a very
petite woman, but this one specifically, you can see her bones a lot.
Yeah, like her stern to them. Maybe also the white ship,
the White ship has come between us made they're all on cooking, Yeah,
trying to randomly established as if Massimo had a drug problem, and I'm like,
wait, what, well, yeah, and there's only like two points
where we kind of see him kind of trying cocaine. Yeah, and then
and then they may try to force that into like as being a whole plot
point. Yeah, but what I was going to say, At one point
we made the comment that we think there's five different actresses playing Lauda. Yeah,
from different constantly looks like a different person. Yeah, she had a
different face multiple times, like when she's kind of half blurred out like in
the background, it's clearly a different person. And yeah, we just kept
making that joke because that it was like parody level, it's going to show
her and she's like a giant black man with a wig on. Yeah,
because she was like different heights. Like there's multiple times in this movie where
I like, we we only vocalize at once, but multiple times in this
movie, I was like, who who is this person? I was like,
oh, that's the main character. Guy. Yeah. Well they also
like her hair was darker in this one too, which yeah, she I
feel like she was a skinnier in it. Now her hair was like jet
black, so she was harder to recognize. And yeah, it just made
me sad for her because, yeah, they're doing all these sex scenes and
I'm like, she's gonna be cracked in half like a toothpick. It was
like, I'm not I'm that body shaming her. Sure, I just hope
she's I'm sure she's a fine lady. Um. I hope she's healthy,
because she was. She was just very like to me, like an uncomfortable
skinny yeah, or like these sex scenes like that's all I can focus on
where I'm like, she all right, yeah, you know, yeah,
I have to get too deep. But no, no, no, you're
fine. I don't think I agree with you. I don't think she She
didn't look worry skinny to me. Really, Yeah, Okay, she's just
very She looked like like I didn't think she looked any skinnier than like saying
Angelina Jolie. Okay, well she's also pretty sky. Yeah, but I
don't see Angela and A Joey and think like, oh she's unhealthy. Sure,
sure, that's fair. Yeah, it was interesting. It was a
I was really looking forward to this one. And I don't know why,
Well, because I think, like, especially the second one, like ended
so wildly. We enjoyed the second one. Yeah, and I think it's
just like, even though these movies are bad, there's still like, up
to the there's something fun about him. But this one was just it ended
on a bit of a on a low note. Yeah, she should have
made a choice. If they're going to end it, she should have made
choice. Oh. Also, we got another blow job in this one.
We haven't got we haven't a blow in a while. Oh no, she
okay, we got two? Else did she give? She didn't give one
to anyone, but it kept in that weird scene where it's like he's where
Massimo's in the strip club. Yeah, and the woman's like licking him.
Oh. They kind of keep flash cutting to someone getting him blow someone else
getting yeah. Yeah, because this ship club had a lot of kink things
in it, like women with like gag balls in their and things like that,
a little bit of a kink club, which was interesting. I thought
that was pretty fun. Um, but yeah, very montagey, and it
made it a little difficult to keep up with. Yeah, so now they
we're coming to me, we're sending it all three of them. Which one
would you say has the best sex scenes? Oh? I don't remember,
and all well, some of the standout moments. I mean, the first
one has that really crazy borderline assault blow job on the plane. Yeah,
I probably the stand out. I really like the boat sex. The boat
they had a like really good montage of the boat sex. And the first
one. I really think the first one. I think nothing beats like the
first excitement of it all. I get that the first one just has a
lot of like very aggressive Yeah. The first one was basically eighty percent sex.
Yeah yeah, um, with like very little plot. Yeah. I
kind of felt like there, like we need something more here. Yeah,
he does. He does quite a bit in the first one, So I
think that's my stand out. But I will never forget honorable mention. And
um, I keep saying episode and the sequel and the second movie of um
golf golf course sex. Yeah, I'm trying to remember, but I don't
remember if they have sex. Doesn't she just kind of like just a lot
of like she just kind of flirts with him and shows her vagina to him.
Yeah, yeah, well, don't forget. The second one also has
that scene you really loved and I and I really liked where she where she
ties him in the chair and she plays she plays with herself. Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, that was very fun. That was very expressive of her.
Yeah, that was an art that was yeah, art piece pie.
Yeah, it was a concept. That was a fun one. Yeah.
And then this one, I mean, I can't I can't be getting a
good quality threesome moment which sure two dudes making out that was really fun and
then just like fonding all over her. I was like, as you should,
yeah, like queen, Yeah, this one was really good and you
brought this up before, but they did. It did happen very early on
in this movie. Again, Olga does as she traditionally does, walks in
on Laura and Massimo having sex. Yeah. Oh, we didn't talk about
how Laura goes into the office and like, I guess her designer is getting
Oh yeah, I get what that scene was about. One works for her
is getting plowed and Laura walks in and they just yeah, they both look
at her and kind of just like smirk and they're like, oh, I
thought you weren't coming in this morning. Yeah, and she's like okay,
and the they have like a full conversation with her Cucci out. Yeah,
that girl had no pants on, pants out, dance off and they're talking
and then she drops the bomb of like well and she's like, well,
I didn't know you were going to be getting fucked before nine am. And
I'm like, what a vibe, What a vibe to be like in this
role, had her hair done, glam done, she's like an incredible and
she is being bent over a table and it's not even nine am. Talk
about another day at the office, talk about work at nine to five?
Of them all right, um, what a vibe. I would love nothing
more than to feel like we all gland up in my office and just bent
over again rail yeah. Yeah, And I haven't even had a cup of
coffee, yet don't talk to me until Yeah. Yeah, so that was
that was that was a I forgot about that though. Yeah. She just
walks in and they both have zero reaction. The man and her employee have
zero reaction. Well, the man even flirts with Laura as he leaves.
Yeah. But when she was walking up the stairs to go in her office,
there was a downstairs assistant. I was like, no, no,
no, miss, don't go up there, Like, why does the assistant
downstairs? No, they're think I think the does the head designer woman makes
He's like, oh, he's my new muse. I think it's one of
those things where she's like it's part of the process. Show me your dick,
Yeah I need to know Yeah, to design the pants, yeah,
to design a white dress, design these female dresses, to design these very
plain regulars. You're really hating on her design I didn't hate on her designs,
but they this the woman Nachos sister makes the whole thing like, oh
my god, your dress is amazing, and I would love it and like
acted like it was this incredibly like brand new thing she's never seen and it
was just like a white dress. Well, I love I don't. I've
seen Project one one way, and so I've never seen this happen before.
But they put a this, you know, they made a design and then
they had the design pinned on the mannequin and they all started clapping. I
didn't catch that. They all they are like, mmm, we just pinned
material onto the bust form and this is what the dress is gonna look like,
and they all just started clapping. Funny. Could you imagine? That's
very funny, Like after every time you're done designing something and putting him on
the bus form, just everyone does a round of applause where they're like,
yeah, Lata, she designed her first thing. There's there's a few things
like that that happens where throughout this entire series, I've thought like, these
people don't know how this process works. Final thoughts. Final thoughts on you
know, three seasons, three dedicated episodes to the three sixty five UM trilogy,
UM Narrative Experience. There are sex. This movie has everything. There's
a lot of sex, cocaine, cocaine, kidnapping, deception, sexual assault,
gas lighting, delusion, Laura Nacho, drinkies. Um. Yeah,
there's a yeah, I I you know when when every time we watched one
of these movies or start one of these movies and they're all like two hours
long. In my head, I'm like, this will be so boring,
and there's they never completely are. They're not like boring to watch. Now,
this one tonight, I wonder if it might have been. But we
had a little help getting through it. Yeah, um yeah, you and
I were just laughing the whole time. Yeah. Um. So you know,
if you got six hours to kill, I'm gonna say, if you
have four hours to kill, watch the first two and yeah, just be
prepared because there's a lot of montages. There's a lot of good montages though,
that I will say, at least in the first two, even in
this third one, break out your vibrator and just yeah, skip you to
the naughty bits. Yeah no, I don't agree with that. I mean
it accomplished. It is accomplishing what it is trying to do. It's trying
to be sexy, So mission accomplished. I want to read this last note
that you wrote down because I don't know what it says. Okay, I
want to try and read your last note of this movie. Okay, not
not right, not right? Beards for camp no, wait, that could
be limit, but it's missing a few letters. No, no, no
right no right birds for for for comps whatever. Adam writes like a doctor
and I cannot read that. I don't even know if he knows what he
wrote down. Yeah I don't. Yeah, I think I just jotted something
really quickly, and I don't know what this says. What does that say?
My guy? No right, beards for camp. Hold on and just
remember something on his grace shoes camp I shortened as shorthand. It's compet comptroller
no competitive for complacent, no not. This is how Adam wrote his vows.
Right. Oh, that's gonna drive me crazy because I remember writing in
and a shorthanded comp What was your note? Not right? It's this one
middle word, this one that might be beers but definitely isn't. God.
That sucks. Do you think your mom she would know exactly what it said,
probably or my Yeah, I'm gonna try again. So you think this
is no not not not? There's a T there this this this, yeah,
this apostrophe looking thing is a T. Here's how I write shortan,
Here's how I write is I right drink? I write by like? I
write by like Uh, so here's the thing, right, Okay, there's
no word. This is this is how I write it. Does the end
and the oh are clear? Right? But at no point do you put
an apostrophe at the end of No, there's no grammatical reason that whatever happened.
So because there's a line there, I know it's a t well you
literacy. It looks like a staple like that goes into a stapler, as
opposed to a staple that goes into a not a stapler. Not right,
not right, beards not right, birds not right. We'll never know you
also ohe coucie sound effects. Oh, coucie sound effects. Okay, So
there was a point in time where they are Nacho or Massimo. One of
them is going down on loud act. She has this receiving oral. She
has a sex dream about Nacho. He starts giving Nacho and the dream starts
giving her oral and then it at some point it turns into Massimo and it
is reality. Back to reality. Hope there goes gravity. It ain't that
easy. Yeah, and yeah, he is going down on her and you
can literally hear like like it is in It's wild. It's the smacking noisures
are so loud. Yeah, just oh we also get that gross saliva kiss.
Oh yeah, there is a slimy whinmy kiss and that Oh yeah,
they pull apart, but there's a whole string yeah, of vava like right
in between. It's called I right, just right connecting them like like that.
That is in lading the tramp saliva right there. It was pretty so
there were some Yeah, there were definitely some interesting gnarly moments in regards to
the sound effects. And then yeah, the vava kiss what a vibe.
I did not need to hear the couci sounds. Yeah, yeah, we'll
let us go. I wonder what would have said if we had the subtitles
on at that point. I don't think we turned them on until afterwards.
Oh yeah, because it usually says like moans in the distance. Yeah,
yeah, munching sounds just parentheses and parentheses just as kind of lingus probably probably
honestly because because yeah, it was a wild time. Because I think about
how someone had to go back and end that sound. Yeah, Foliard,
that's what I think about. Yeah, so poorfoliartists to go in there make
a whole bowl of mac and cheese. Yeah, just to put them just
to stir the mac and cheese for a good Yeah, yeah, Sonny,
that's what I imagine that they had to use. You can only use the
fresh pot of mac and cheese to accomplish that. Sound okay, final,
any final thoughts, I don't think so. I think get through for the
Nati bit, skip through for the NAUGHTI bits, and and watch. I
would say watch like the last thirty minutes of the sequel of the second one,
because also the guy who plays Nacho really makes a very different character choice
with the evil brother who plays Massimo. I'm sorry. The guy who plays
Massimo is also the play playing the evil twin brother and makes some wild,
bold choices, and I respect him so much. Give me your best Massimo,
evil Massimo. No, no, no, regular regular Masmo. If
you had to give me your best impression of regular Massimo, give me a
line Massimo. I just don't know if I can do this anymore. Get
over your baby girl. That was bad. Those are cute. Get over
your baby girl, he whispered, talks, he does, and then okay,
now give me not give you evil toon brother. Oh you gonna give
you a lie. I don't remember his name it's like Adriano gizippie, I
cannot do this anymore. Oh, I'll get you a massimo. It's so
amazing. It's so high pitched. Yeah, oh that's true. He does
almost a cartoon voice. It's like, yeah, he does the most cartoonish
evil twin It's so good. It's so good. It's a very high pitch.
It's so funny, and it's it's it's it is a laughable thing him
being an evil twin brother. Yeah, definitely go in for um the second
one for that. Yeah, you won't, you won't work it. Yeah,
three three, three movies. Now we got to figure out if there
is another line of smut movies. And y'all don't recommend Nickrophiliac. That's a
lazy choice. It's too artsy and it's not sexy. It's really sad.
So I stopped writing us emails and tweets saying that we needed necrophilia. Isn't
that that like six hour one Necrophiliac nympho nimphomaniac, nymphomaniac. Yes, there
are two parts in both of them are like three hours and nothing is going
on, and there's just so much assault in that one. And it's very
artsy and it ain't no Boogie Nights, which we've also been told to do
a reaction to play. You know. Yeah, well I've never seen Boogie
Knights. What. Yeah, I've seen Bogie Nights all the time. I
watched it like once a year. He gives me strength. He's been through
a lot. Yeah, No, I've never seen Boogie Nights. That's arguably
Mark Wahlberg's best movie. I'm gonna say not arguably, Oh, it is
his best movie. Yes, okay, I can dang one. That's so
funny. I can believe you've never seen Blinky Nye. Yeah, it's a
really good movie. It's it's sad, though. I don't think we should
talk about it on episodes in the Patreon um. All right, well,
I I'm super thrilled that we finished off the trilogy. Yeah yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah. No, we're done with three sixty five unless the
fourth one comes out at some point. I guess we'll have to keep our
eyes out. Baby girl Girl and the Nacho's chart. It was like,
I'm going to also give her a pet name. Out of Nowhere, Yeah
called her little Bee. Yeah, out of Nowhere calls her little Bee.
Little buzz buzz bees. At least baby girl, you can like understand the
logic behind it. And he called her that from day one, hyeah into
the movie and he's just like little bettle be. Can you imagine. I
look you one day and I was like, come over here, you fat
ass wasp ca where are you? Crunchy hornet? But you do that all
the time. You don't give me nicknames then stick, but you do like
that. You do that, You'll do like stuff like that. You'll call
me random things. Give me an example. I like also you saying like
nothing sticks. Well no, I mean like you don't ever say it as
though this is your new nickname. You just say it as though this is
what I'm calling you at this moment. Oh, I want an example to
be, like, get over here, you fuzzy toothbrush. I always I
always call you by your body parts, always like rump is, dump us
over here? Yeah, yeah, you always do stuff like that. Hellover
here, little bottle sponge. I just pick different household night is because you're
just naming things around the house. Yeah, come over here, have drunk
three day old milk. Reach to do dishes. I'll do them tomorrow.
I'll do them tomorrow. Do you work tomorrow? Well? Love you,
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