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Bottled Up Bitches is hosted by a
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is advised. Its season four.
Welcome to Bottle Deup Bitches, your favorite

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sex podcast hosted by a horny married
couple with me Rihanna Campbell and me producer

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Man Adam. Sex shouldn't be taboo
or embarrassing, so let's talk about it.

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Say ah ah, come my lady, Come, come my lady.

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Sugar bye b Hi Adam, Hi, Rihanna, Welcome back to another episode

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of Bottle Up Bitches, your favorite
sex podcast with me, Rihanna and me

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producer Man Adam. Oh my gosh, are you ready for this? I'm

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yeah, I am. I've got
so much. Oh, I didn't get

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my notebook book. Welcome back.
So if you don't know already, every

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season we do an episode based on
the three hundred and sixty five Days UM

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franchise. You can watch it on
Netflix. It's the Next three hundred and

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sixty five Days, Part three.
This is the trilogy. This is the

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last one. If you don't know
what I'm talking about, go back to

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season. So. Yeah, So
I was going to say to listen to

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the reaction to the first movie,
the season three for the second movie,

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now one season four US is the
third movie. Correct. So yeah,

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if you if you haven't seen any
of the three hundred and sixty five day

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movies and you don't want them spoiled, go stop here because this is officially

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a spoil zone. Also go Also, if you haven't listen to the first

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two up two movies, go listen
to those. Okay, I'm gonna give

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a brief recap of the series from
what I remember. Okay, you're ready,

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you're ready for this? Yeah,
we have Massimo. Give me a

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full character. Who is Massimo?
Is his motivation? Massimo, after his

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father is assassinated, becomes the head
of a mom of an Italian Sicilian crime

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family. Yes. And one day
he's just walking down the streets, sees

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a woman and he goes, oh, I'm now obsessed with her, kidnaps

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her. Yeah, and says,
you have one year I am going you're

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going to live. You have free
reign of my estate, but you have

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to stay here. Yeah, he
stockholms her. Yes, and if in

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one year, if you're not in
love with me, you can leave.

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She falls in love with him.
Didn't they get married? Well, she

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falls in love with him, and
then the first the first movie ends with

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her going driving into a tunnel her
well, she's pregnant. She finds out

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she's pregnant. She is one of
Massimo's guys is driving her to a tunnel.

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She's now no longer kidnaps, she's
now Stockholm syndrome. Done kind of

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like you know, his lover.
They go into the tunnel, explosion comes

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out of the tunnel. Movie.
Second movie starts up, it's their wedding.

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Jay addressed the accident at all.
Second movie starts on their wedding day.

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We never respond to the to They're
like, they're like, I'm so

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glad everything's okay after the accident.
And they never explain if her car blew

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up, Oh so sorry, if
it was a different car that blew up.

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Um, is it an explosion gone
wrong? Who was behind the explosion.

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We don't have any motive. We
just know there was an explosion that

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she was part of. She lost
the baby. Yeah. Um. Then

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then the second movie, Um,
I'll take over a little bit here.

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Okay, second movie happens, They
get married, They have some sex on

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the golf course, as well.
Nothing is off limits. Oh and we

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should say these for people who don't
know what these are smart movies. There's

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smart movies. They are essentially the
polish fifty Shades are Gray. Well do

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you say that loosely? We don't
mean that they're like they're based on or

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anything. It's just that they're like
erotic movie, mainstream movie. It's based

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on a series, a book series, a smutty book series, and they

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turn them in a movie. It
is it's not like based on it has

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no connection, but it is fifty
shades of gray, but polish more.

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Let's way more erotic. I agree, you can see Bush, but it's

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their version of it. Kind of
like it's that it's not their version.

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It's just smut. They're both smut. Yeah, but it's they're pretty like

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they're not based on anything the same. I'm not saying that, but like

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it's a book series that was turned
into a movie, like a series of

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actual that's like seeing Twilight is it's
like Harry Potter because they're based on books.

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Yeah. Anyway, so the second
one happens, and um, good

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life sex things are happening, fun, fun in the sun. He buys

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her like a business and and then
she goes into a room and sees Masumo

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having sex with another woman. Lada
is Lauda, Lauda is our is our

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woman, and she's like, I
you know, she's been cheated on.

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So goes and then she runs off
with the gardener. He's hot and is

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like, maybe you want to live
Nacho. Na names Nacho like the chip

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and the wrestler. Yes and so. But then we come to find out

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that she didn't see Masimo cheating on
her. She saw Nacho's evil two E

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twin, Macho's evil he brother,
I'm Macho. But and then shoot out.

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She gets shot, A bunch of
people get shot, and before y'all

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come in many comments. I know
what I did was a whole Cogan comment,

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but that's just what came to mind. So she finds out that it

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wasn't him, It was his evil
brother who's like evil and has a coke

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problem and goes a lot crazy.
He's crazy, whispers in a high pitched

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voice, because it's the same actor
being a different twin, and it's correct,

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very funny. But a shootout happens. At the end, Laura gets

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shot. You think she died,
and the second movie and his twin brother

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dies. Yes, you've missed.
A big part of that is that Nacho

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was part of the whole making.
It was part of the whole scheme of

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making her pair. His dad is
in charge of the rival cartel. Yeah,

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um, Boston situation. Um.
So third movie starts. Laura's unhappy

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with life and everyone. She's pretty
miserable. She has sex. Hold on,

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now we're gonna we're at the third
movie so we can talk about it.

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Yeah, um yeah, So I'm
just gonna blitz there, really worry.

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You're just gonna kind of power through
it. And I think you thought

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there was a fourth movie that we
watched today. Um so yeah. So

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that's so, that's how the second
one everything. That's how the second one

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ends. Twin brother reveal. A
lot of gets shot, there's a shootout,

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a lot of gets shot, Nacho
runs away and then mass and I

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was just standing over her dying body. Right, Um we cut to the

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new movie to find her life.
Yeah, she's just well, well,

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the movie starts off at they're at
a they're at a cemetery, and it's

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trying to play off as though she
died. She died, but they're really

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there for the brother. They were
there for the brother, the twin brother.

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Yeah. Um, so she's alive. She's naked in bed, you

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know, at like always like Laura
be naked in bed. Yeah, and

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they look like they're gonna have sex
and he's like, no, the doctor

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said it was too soon. But
she has zero bandages, zero scars,

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been a while, yeah, and
she killed up. And they also put

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a raggedy ass wig on her to
be like this is the epitome when they're

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like, we must make beautiful woman
ugly. Put her in a ponytail wig.

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Now this is like part like a
choppy haircut. Yeah, no,

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this is part three if they were
trying to make her look sad, I

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guess this is part three of Wiggate. With these movies, you don't like

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any any of the wigs, and
they don't invest anybody into the quality wig.

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Yeah, like there are quality wiggeries
everywhere. Go back to party city

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where you in Sicily, I don't
know these are filmed in Georgia. Yeah,

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I don't know where these are filmed. So, yeah, she can't

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they can't have sex, and then
it just cuts to him in a meeting.

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She walks into the meeting I don't
know why she feels like she's Bossona.

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Well, she talks. She talks
to her friend Olga. Olga's a

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lot in this so we get a
lot of olgad time. We had a

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lot of Olgad time. Olga is
a Lotta's best friend. She's been in

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all three movies, and she is
engaged to one of Massa Mo's henchman's like

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right hand man. She she got
engaged to him right hand man. This

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silly little rabbit. What talking about
the Donald K. Sterling thing where She's

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like, I'm I'm mister Sterling's right
hand on. Oh okay, I'm his

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confidante, his friend. His silly
little rabbit does call you that? No,

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got it? Um? Yeah,
So she talks to Olga and is

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like, I'm sad and I want
to have sex. Um. So she

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he's in a business meeting with a
bunch of people. She walks through a

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meeting in a very like silky slinky
dress. Um. He follows her leaving

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the meeting, leaving these all these
old like crime boss guys just to kind

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of like fuck off. Yeah,
and not a hospitable place either. There

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wasn't any t yeer coffee on these
two No and yeah, mass and will

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get it together and then they go
and have sex. I'm gonna get our

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first sex scene of this moment.
Yeah, it's it's pretty short, and

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it's a pretty short sex scene and
they just kind of like he just she

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just kind of straddles him. And
we were kind of disappointed by this first

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sex scene. I wrote. Yeah, I wrote down first sex scene Moss

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bad. Yeah it's not good.
Yeah, it's not Moss good. It's

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not Miss good. So it was
it's like awkward and uncomfortable. They're doing

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these weird gyrating things that aren't even
in rhythm with each other. They're not

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in rhythm, so like she is
like pelvic thrusting and you know at the

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opposite time of his pelvit they're saying
like it's it looked so off and it

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looked honestly like they are kind of
known with us to have uncomfortable sex.

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Yes, and this one was like
the most uncomfortable of all at leasting them

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do a lot of weird chin just
like just like the physicality is very rough

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and like I've always described as painful
looking. Yes, yeah, so yeah,

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Massimo, like anytime it's a sex
scene with him. He's a very

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uh we'll say aggressive lover. He
was He's hurting skin with his finger tips.

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Yeah yeah, he was grabs and
like rubs and like that scratches,

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but like just really just like I
would get like rug burd And this is

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the first scene too. I also, you had me write down a note

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and this is the first time it
happens. I just wrote down boob mashing.

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Yes. Throughout this uh, this
episode three, this movie three,

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everyone grabs tit crazy. Yeah,
they grabbed tit like they grab it like

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a stress ball. Yeah, like
a stress ball, Like they're grabbing that.

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They're grabbing full tit and it looks
so uncomfortable. It's like mashing it.

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Yeah. I didn't like that.
Yeah, yeah, so that happens.

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Correct, what's next? So yeah, they here's the thing that is

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crazy. Yeah, And okay,
so here's where I think we're gonna struggle

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a little bit. So the second
movie, almost nothing happens the entirety of

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the movie, and then the last
like ten fifteen minutes is like the most

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interesting and exciting thing of the entire
series. Movie three is an hour and

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fifty three minutes. They could have
edited enough out for it to be Oh

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no, let me rephrase that.
They could have edited out an hour and

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fifty three minutes of time. This
was the most pointless movie. Nothing happens

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in this fucking movie. Nothing fucking
happens in this movie. So this is

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I know we're gonna I'm just gonna
give like a synopsis, yea, and

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we'll talk about all the other fun
things. There are fun things that happen

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moments. Let's do that. Because
so she they you know, they're having

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sex. It's uncomfortable sex. I
believe they have some uncomfortable sex twice.

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But he's immediately pissed off at her
because he can tell something's wrong. Massimo

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is pissed off at Laura and is
like, what's going on. She's having

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sex dreams about Nacho. She misses
Nacho, even though she's only spent two

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days with the calls her pretty early
on. He randomly calls her yeah,

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and it's like I miss I miss
you, and she's like, I'm so

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sorry. Then she's having sex dreams
about him, etc. Her she really

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focuses on her like clothing design business
he bought her. She ignored. She

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feels ignored. They're they're they're fighting. They're fighting and kind of just giving

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each other, so the silent treatment. He's sleeping in in a different bed,

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he's masturbating and masturbating in the shower. Um. And then at one

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point they like pass each other and
bump like bumping in the hallway. They

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bump like shoulders and just kind of
stare each other your hands, Yeah,

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yeah, yeah, they just so
they're having issues, and so she starts

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thinking and and then she's about Nacho. Yeah, start seeing about Nacho,

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and I was thinking about Nachos.
And then they get to go to Portugal.

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They get to go to Portugal for
like a fashion week kind of thing

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for her business. And while they're
there, there's a lot of olga time,

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lots of partying throat, there's so
much. There is so much olga.

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She's like, let's go to lunch, which to be like two and

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a half songs play of them just
laughing at lunch. Oh my god.

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Okay, yeah, well let's see
we'll talk about it, okay. But

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she's in fashion week, Nacho's there. She leaves with Nacho um and they

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have sex, and then she goes
on hiatus and goes to her parents house

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and stuff. Well, well,
so they have sex and then she the

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next morning she goes back to her
hotel and Massimo is there, oh right,

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and he's like, it's been like
twenty four hours she's been missing and

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he's like, where have you been
and she's like A walk, I walk,

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um so and then Lauda's like,
hey, I need you to give

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me space. I need some time. I'm like and he said, I'll

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leave you the jet. Yeah.
Yeah. Well she was like, my

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I have one foot out the door, like in this marriage, like I

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just need a figure. I just
need some time to thank and and he

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leaves and just he leaves her a
note that's like, I'm the headed.

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I went back to Sicily. You
know the jet is at your disposal?

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Yes, and then I guess.
And then apparently she goes and buys a

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bi motorcycle and driving with a motorcycle
and we didn't even establish that she had

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a license for that, like,
well, we didn't know who. The

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scenes started with this conversation between this
old guy and this woman and we're like,

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who is this who are these fucking
people? And it turns out that

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it was Lada and her dad.
Yeah, so she's goes to visit her

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parents. She's having lunch with their
parents. Her mom's like, what's wrong,

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and she's like, I'm in love
with another man. Another montage happens

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for this lunch, and then it
ends with her mom being like, I

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think women should be selfish. Do
it makes you happy? You know?

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Well, yeah, she gave it
in a weird way, but she essentially

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does the like how can we take
care of others if we don't take care

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of ourself kind of thing. Yeah, And then she you know, goes

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to lunch with her dad. Another
lunch montage. She gets on the phone

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with Olga and Olga's like, okay, Mossumo knows, yeah, Massamo knows.

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This is the longest synopsis. I
was gonna do this much quicker,

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but and she goes, okay,
I need to go home. So she's

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like parents, She's like, by
parents, I'm going home. And then

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she goes home and Nacho picks her
from the airport and she's like Nacho and

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he's like, yeah, sorry,
I shouldn't be here, but anyone talk

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to you. Let her time,
And he just goes on this long thing

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about how much he loves her and
he'll give her as much space as she

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needs and treat her like a queen. Da da da pick pick me vibes

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right, and then drops her off
at her house at Massimo's house, who

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apparently has no security. Yeah,
And she goes and talks to Massimo on

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the beach and he's like, I
love you. Well, he's like,

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he's like, I understand why you
did what you did, Like, because

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that's the thing. Oh, they
mentioned this in the second one. We

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forgot that she lost when she was
pregnant. She lost the baby because of

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the explosion. Yeah, and so
I guess it's, you know, revealed

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that Massimo has been having emotional issues
with that and struggling and it's and I

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guess it's his fault, even though
like she doesn't even try to help him

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deal with like the trauma of losing
his son. Well, yeah, they're

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not there for each other at all. Yeah. And he's like, so

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I understand I've been distant because of
that. I understand why you did what

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you did, but I love you. And then he says like, well,

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you are you coming back with me? Baby girl? Baby girl is

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back. Yeah, and then the
movie ends, and then the movie ends,

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well, and then we get I'm
gonna guess liberally I'm gonna sit or

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conservatively, I'm gonna say twenty five
minutes of just a camera spinning around them

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in complete silence. Yeah, that
happened too, Yeah, and then it

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ends. So this entire movie is
just about Laura making a choice between one

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of the guys. I never learned
what that choice is. Correct. Two

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hours of just her struggling to decide
between two people, and then we don't

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even get the answer. Yes,
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get into them with some of the
fun things that we liked. And I'm

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finding if they're a little out of
order because there were some wild things I

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really want touch on, because there
were a few really good sex things.

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But I'm generalize them because they have
they have multiple times. They loved showing

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Lauda and Massimo in strip club.
A couple of different scenes happen, one

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that she's in, one that she's
not, And I loved that. I

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love seeing them in a strip Well, they kind of established it. They

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kind of established that in the beginning, from the very beginning of the movie

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series of him kind of having like
in the first one, they're constantly just

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some sexy women around, like doing
things. There's very much like house mob

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vibes. There's always like women around
they were editing. No, I don't

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know, like there was multiple scenes
of like strippers in the first one,

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or like there's that scene when they
go to like the red Room, even

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though it's that's been but that's in
his house. Yeah, but but there's

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like a woman there with them.
I'm saying, yes, I'm just saying,

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like they just showed him in a
actual strip club with strippers on a

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pole and stuff. I just thought
that it's fun. And then like she's

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like they're like watching one of the
dancers dance like they're book into it,

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and then she leaves. They have
sex in the strip club, and I

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really enjoyed that, having sex in
the strip club, yeah, or just

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that, like because that was another
weird scene where they were having awkward sex.

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But yeah, but the idea,
the concept of it, yeah,

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call me a cook. Like I
really enjoyed that. I like that.

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I liked them like watching like like
the dancer was there like kind of half

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watching and like and like like public
sex is fun. I just thought it

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was fun. I just thought it
was a good I was just trying to

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understand what part of it you found
fun. Yeah, public sex is fun.

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Um Yeah, Like I just liked
that in general, like when we

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went to go to the strip clubs. I liked watching like the dancer dance

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on you and stuff like that.
Like I thought like they introduced a lot

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of thirdness in this one, sure, and I just thought that was neat.

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Yeah, they did that a lot. They did that a lot in

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this one, A lot of strip
time in a lot of thirds. Yeah,

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in some form or fashion. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well your

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takeaways, um boy, oh boy, Lada is crazy, Like they're all

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bad there are times where like Massimo
was trying to like understand and Lada was

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just gaslight. Well, there's also
clearly moments of Massimo like reaching out for

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help and like her shutting him down. Now once again that is with the

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understanding that this whole thing started because
he kidnapped her. But still, yeah,

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we're past that point. Um,
Like it was stupid and not that

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funny, but like the Olga stuff
was like a fun little palate cleanser on

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a lot of the Like she's always
like a fun friend. But I really

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think they like amped up her quirkiness
in this. They did, but it

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was at least but the Olga stuff
was the most interesting thing happening throughout the

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whole movie. They had entire higher
like fifteen minutes dedicated to Olga running away

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from the bouncer. Yeah, with
like a scoot straight up Scooby Doo chase

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scene minute. Yeah, yeah,
Scooby Doo chase scene. Almost we think

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she's gonna die because she's gonna like
fall off of the fire staircase, like

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she's trying to escape their room.
Yeah, we kept trying to we kept

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trying to guess things that were going
to happen. And turns out everything was

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we guessed was way more interesting than
this movie was planning to be. Yeah,

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it was insane, but because of
Olga and all her cookiness, we

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learned some Polish. Oh my god, we did because we watched this movie

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with the subtitles on, because everyone's
got an accent from a different land.

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Yeah. So in the movie in
general, has a lot of subtitles.

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It goes from like it's speaking English, there's Italian, there's Polish, and

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it kind of just really just randomly
comes in and goes in and out.

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Yeah, because um Lauda is Polish, so it is Olga, and then

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Masumo's Italian and there's also English involved. So there's a lot. There's many

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of accents, and they're still hard
sometimes, especially when they're passionate. Yeah.

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And you know what's funny I thought
about in this, and I guess

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it makes sense because English movies do
this as well, is that whenever there's

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a pole, whenever two Polish people
are speaking, they're always speaking Polish.

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Whenever, too, like a Polish
person in Italians are speaking, they're speaking

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English. And then whenever two Italians
speak, they're also speaking English. Yeah,

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which is very funny to me,
but I guess it makes sense that

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they're going to be like, well, we'll just kind of have most of

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it be the two languages that we
know. Yeah, for where this is

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made, Well, do you want
to talk about yes, the Polish that

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we learned. Yes, So there's
a point. So we've got so it's

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they're speaking Polish, and it's Olga
and Lata are just having a good time

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when they're in Portra Goal and they're
having lunch and they're speaking they're speaking Polish.

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Yes, they're they're having this long
conversation in Polish. We've got the

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subtitles on and so it's telling us
what it translates to in English. Yes.

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And so in English the subtitles,
the woman comes up and says the

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drinks or the cocktails. Olga's is
waving at Louder because a lot is like

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facing the Beatles, so she's waving. She's letting her know, Hey,

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the cocktails are here, and she
says the cocktails. That's what the subtitles

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hey. It's hey, hey,
hey, comma cocktail got its cocktail.

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Cocktail, Hey cocktail. But what
she said in Polish, yes, And

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so the Polish version of that was
Hey, drinky. Yeah, they're having

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this back and forth polish conversation and
then she just goes, hey drinky translates

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to hey cocktail and I don't know, I think we're flu in polish now.

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It was the funniest thing it's ever
happened a movie. Just we're watching

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this scene number roll and we just
hear hey drinking in the middle of her

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just rattling off polish and then she
continues to speak Polish after that, and

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then Yeah, just seeing underneath it, just say, hey cocktail. Was

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the funniest thing I've ever seen in
my life. Um oh, this has

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to be the spiciest thing that's ever
been in one of these movies that we

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got to talk about because I'm so
excited about it. Is um lauda is

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you know in the midst of her
figuring out movie, there's a lot of

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dream sequences in the midst of her
because there's there is there's a lot of

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sex sequences, nothing to rant and
rape about. Kind of hard to see

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them because they were dark a lot, but nothing crazy. But she's having

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one and naturally she's thinking about both
men because she's trying to make the decision

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and It starts with um her and
I believe her and Nacho in bed,

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and then she like is getting you
know, they're kissing, kissing, kissing,

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and she like opens her eyes and
it's Massimo and You're like, oh,

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she's thinking about both of them.
No, Like another body comes in.

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She's in a Massimo Nacho sandwich,
and then she is in she is

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in an Italian sub and I am
squealing inside because we have a tray way

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right now. I'm like, yes, I'm here for it. They're all

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kissed in on her. Each side
of her is being loved on, touched

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on, kissed on by sexy Italian
man and it really got me thinking,

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like could I do a threesome with
two men? Like It's never once crossed

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my mind, but I was like, I'm into this. They're just like

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she's the star star of the show. And then I immediately was like,

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but I think that's why I couldn't
handle it, because if they don't understand

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on the start of the show,
I don't want them kissing on each other.

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I don't think I'm into that.
And as soon as I think that

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that, I'm like, I wouldn't
be into the guys mingling amongst themselves,

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Possible and Nacho start making out.
I am screaming, I am gagging,

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And then I realized when I am
into that, I would love nothing more

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than to see Adam kiss another man. And what of I what a time.

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I'll tell you what. I can't
watch threesomes like on the porn websites

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because they're just like not good and
they're not cute and just gross. Just

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they're just too much. They're like
the most aggressive things. This was like

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very sensual, so seeing one done
nice was fun. No, good for

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you? So now I think we
should have a threesome with another man after,

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you know, after we have sex
in the car and you're up for

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it. Yeah, that's a great
step. It'll be car sex and a

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threesome with another dude. Yeah yeah, only feel are both Italian though,

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and like Duljan Gabana models. Yeah
yeah, I list into it. What

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were your thoughts on the on this
threesome? It was just like another sex

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scene that was happening. No,
you weren't like caught off guard and like

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how fun could we never get to
We see so many sex scenes in movies

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and stuff, but we don't win
home. I so often did we get

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two men? It was fun saying
like that that, um, that happening

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in a movie visualized in a movie, because that doesn't really happen. They

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really slowly lead into that too.
It took them like ten minutes to lean

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into each other and kiss. I
was not I thought I was waiting for

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it to cut away, and it
didn't. I'm like, get it,

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Yeah, let's go boys. Yeah. So yeah, No, it was

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fun to see that. But I
mean I didn't have like any It was

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just like another one, another sex
scene in this movie for me? What

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was a standout sex scene for you? Then? Um? Really, the

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only sex scene that I thought was
good was the well I guess, well,

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oh you know what, it wasn't. There was a different one that

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I was thinking about is the one
where Latta and Nacho have sex on the

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beach. It's a good one,
that was. But here's the thing.

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That was the only one I even
thought was decent. Yeah, do you

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tell? Especially compared to the other
ones, Like all the rest of them

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were awkward. I guess the like
three way one was fine, um,

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but like all the other ones just
were really awkward and uncomfortable to watch.

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They also looked very far away,
which using in comparison to the first two.

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I don't know if they had a
bigger beach ball in between them.

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Yeah. When you say far away, like the people are far like,

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yeah, they're far away from each
other, like the angles didn't ever weren't

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even like remotely close to working.
Yeah, and like we mentioned before,

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there was a lot of like off
sync humping, yeah, where they're going

404
00:29:51.599 --> 00:29:53.799
in the wrong directions from each other. But the one on the beach was

405
00:29:53.960 --> 00:29:56.799
very good. I told you,
I was like, damn, we need

406
00:29:56.799 --> 00:30:02.200
to get a rug. Yeah beach
yeah, yeah, yeah, No,

407
00:30:02.319 --> 00:30:06.119
that one was really good. That's
when she um leaves with Nacho from the

408
00:30:06.400 --> 00:30:12.000
fashion week, Um to go cheat
on Massimo and wh wally, do you

409
00:30:12.039 --> 00:30:18.559
have anything to say? That was
pretty good? Um, I agree,

410
00:30:18.960 --> 00:30:22.000
but uh, very good. When
Yeah, there was lots of pillows,

411
00:30:22.400 --> 00:30:26.440
a lot of candles in Nacho's house
that were already lit when he got home.

412
00:30:26.519 --> 00:30:30.720
Yeah, maybe he's got a really
bomb like housekeeper that he texts and

413
00:30:30.880 --> 00:30:33.160
candles set up on the beach that
were already lit. That was really pretty.

414
00:30:33.240 --> 00:30:37.759
It was very honestly decor It was
very it was very pretty. I'm

415
00:30:37.759 --> 00:30:41.000
just like it's more of like the
logistics of that. Why are they already

416
00:30:41.519 --> 00:30:45.200
They had like pillar candles like half
buried in the sand. It's like there's

417
00:30:45.240 --> 00:30:49.799
flames coming out of the sand,
which was nice and like not a hazard

418
00:30:49.839 --> 00:30:55.160
at all, which is so nice
because sand just puts out fire or turns

419
00:30:55.160 --> 00:31:00.400
the glass. Oh um, just
stepping on glass out there da have a

420
00:31:00.440 --> 00:31:03.359
Nacho left candles on the end um. Also, Nacho has a house that's

421
00:31:03.440 --> 00:31:07.240
very misleading. They walk in and
it is all ye, you were unimpressed.

422
00:31:07.319 --> 00:31:11.559
They walk into an entryway. The
entryway is all like wood, but

423
00:31:11.640 --> 00:31:17.960
not like sleek, light colored wood, like cabin like medium wash and dark

424
00:31:18.000 --> 00:31:19.599
wash. It just kind of looked
like an average house. He'll say a

425
00:31:19.640 --> 00:31:22.720
cabin to me. And it looked
like a mud room. Like there was

426
00:31:22.759 --> 00:31:26.720
like shoes, I swear in.
Jacket's just hung up. So I'm like,

427
00:31:26.759 --> 00:31:29.359
oh, wow, she's gonna have. Is this the trade? Like

428
00:31:29.640 --> 00:31:33.240
Masimo who's kind of shitty with all
this money. And then there's Nacho,

429
00:31:33.799 --> 00:31:37.599
pretty boy, romantic, but he
lives in a shack. Yeah, And

430
00:31:37.640 --> 00:31:40.240
then I'm like, wow, he
lives in a shack. And then they

431
00:31:40.279 --> 00:31:42.200
turn a corner and it's a complete
mansion and I'm like, whoa, never

432
00:31:42.240 --> 00:31:47.960
mind yeah, um with like that's
completely open into the pool like this big

433
00:31:48.000 --> 00:31:52.279
fountain, yeah, big bowl with
two spouts. Yeah. Um yeah.

434
00:31:52.519 --> 00:31:56.240
Nacho got money too. She's in
between a rock and Hartway so got options.

435
00:31:56.839 --> 00:32:00.279
Um. But yes, and then
there yeah, it was really nice.

436
00:32:00.319 --> 00:32:02.559
It was a huge We're talking about
like eight Botts wheel of rug Like

437
00:32:02.599 --> 00:32:06.559
there was enough rug downe to be
rolling because they did a many of a

438
00:32:06.640 --> 00:32:09.160
position they did they yeah, yeah, they tried it. They did the

439
00:32:09.200 --> 00:32:12.960
whole damn kind of suture. Yeah. No, yeah, they were they

440
00:32:12.960 --> 00:32:16.559
were just missionary. We got reverse
Cowgirl and there we did that side by

441
00:32:16.559 --> 00:32:20.640
side ship that we almost popped a
wheelbarrow like it was all happening. We

442
00:32:21.160 --> 00:32:24.400
got to Eiffel Tower in this piece
on the outside outside rugs yeah um and

443
00:32:24.440 --> 00:32:28.640
that made me realize. I was
like that must be so nice instead of

444
00:32:28.680 --> 00:32:31.279
like a couple of towels and like
doing our best, like nah, we

445
00:32:31.319 --> 00:32:37.400
need to get some rugs. Yeah
yeah, here for it with all the

446
00:32:37.400 --> 00:32:44.400
pillows. Sex on the beach.
Sex on the beach. My favorite drinkie,

447
00:32:44.599 --> 00:32:50.920
it's heydrinky oh old as a ham. We never got to see Olga

448
00:32:50.960 --> 00:32:53.880
get married. They really hyped up
her. God showed throughout this entire movie,

449
00:32:53.920 --> 00:32:58.839
her designing her wedding dress, and
then just kepting like, you're not

450
00:32:58.920 --> 00:33:01.720
single anymore, Olga, You're getting
married. They did they never and then

451
00:33:01.759 --> 00:33:07.160
they never saw Olga get married.
Yeah, yeah, well they do that

452
00:33:07.240 --> 00:33:10.079
a lot in these movies. They
really like an answer question. It's been

453
00:33:10.119 --> 00:33:15.079
a lot of time setting something up
and then just like never. It's like

454
00:33:15.279 --> 00:33:19.480
feel like they keep forgetting about things
that they did. And also it's very

455
00:33:19.519 --> 00:33:22.759
fun because their writing is so simple. Yeah, it's them saying like cheesy

456
00:33:22.839 --> 00:33:25.599
lines to each other a lot.
And I was telling I was telling you

457
00:33:25.640 --> 00:33:30.519
this that it feels like the book
was translated into English from another language,

458
00:33:30.559 --> 00:33:35.160
but it is a smart book.
So it is just very like I want

459
00:33:35.240 --> 00:33:39.559
you and only you. Nothing else
in this world matters well in this movie.

460
00:33:39.599 --> 00:33:43.200
And then and they just say things
like that the entire time. Yeah,

461
00:33:43.319 --> 00:33:47.119
no, no, it's it's very
simple, very my first like it's

462
00:33:47.240 --> 00:33:52.759
very my first book, where like, you know, you're trying to sound

463
00:33:52.799 --> 00:33:57.920
more arcsy or like you want your
characters to be these like philosophical people,

464
00:33:57.960 --> 00:34:00.720
but really it's just like the shit
that you get that people post on Facebook

465
00:34:00.759 --> 00:34:06.279
all the time. There's movies two
hours long. There's probably enough dialogue to

466
00:34:06.359 --> 00:34:09.280
feel like a forty five like a
like an hour long TV show, So

467
00:34:09.280 --> 00:34:13.480
it's only like a forty five minute
TV show. Yeah, Like there's not

468
00:34:13.559 --> 00:34:20.840
a lot of dialogue and it's just
a fucking lot of montages with music dialogue

469
00:34:20.880 --> 00:34:25.119
simple because the music says it all. Oh my god, there's so much

470
00:34:25.280 --> 00:34:30.960
music in this and not like background
like theatrical music, like songs like fool

471
00:34:31.000 --> 00:34:36.159
songs. If you were an artist
featured in the soundtrack of these movies,

472
00:34:36.199 --> 00:34:38.079
you got a free music video out
of it. Yeah. They always do

473
00:34:38.159 --> 00:34:44.559
the full song full montage of them
either at half like Giggling and eating or

474
00:34:44.800 --> 00:34:51.639
sex. There's like a full album
like worth of music in each of these

475
00:34:51.679 --> 00:34:53.639
movies. Yeah, and to the
point where it is like just songs and

476
00:34:53.719 --> 00:34:57.440
it's like the full song. What
if we've missed something huge here? What

477
00:34:57.519 --> 00:35:05.079
if this is like one of those
music video movies. Oh, everyone does

478
00:35:05.119 --> 00:35:09.360
those, we find out. Yeah, these movies are like secretly produced by

479
00:35:10.039 --> 00:35:15.480
John Legend. Oh no, not
John Legend. Don't sneer his name,

480
00:35:15.519 --> 00:35:21.880
like it's gonna see us um yeah, maybe it's a video album. We

481
00:35:21.960 --> 00:35:24.400
just didn't know it. By the
way, I'm so glad those seemed to

482
00:35:24.519 --> 00:35:30.480
slow down. Those are getting out
of hand. Um, yeah, I'm

483
00:35:30.559 --> 00:35:34.920
a little Now I'm like, is
there a fourth one we don't know about?

484
00:35:35.079 --> 00:35:39.039
Because yeah, it just ends on
it does It ends on such a

485
00:35:39.079 --> 00:35:43.800
cliffhanger the next sixty five days.
I feel like we need thirty six five

486
00:35:44.000 --> 00:35:47.880
more days. Well, And what
drives me crazy with this one is literally

487
00:35:47.920 --> 00:35:52.800
that's the only plot of this movie. It's the only thing that happens is

488
00:35:52.800 --> 00:35:59.119
this in this whole fucking movie is
just Laura trying to like figure out which

489
00:35:59.119 --> 00:36:00.920
man she wants to be with,
and then they don't like and then we

490
00:36:00.960 --> 00:36:05.599
don't never find out this movie.
There's zero reason for this to be a

491
00:36:05.639 --> 00:36:08.719
trilogy, zero reason for this to
be a trilogy. And yeah, no,

492
00:36:08.760 --> 00:36:13.239
I completely agree. And Nacho,
they're both very handsome men, but

493
00:36:13.280 --> 00:36:17.320
they're very like unconventional sure, which
is very interesting because like Nacho's got those

494
00:36:17.360 --> 00:36:21.599
big old bug eyes and I think
he lost weight. He was so skinny.

495
00:36:21.719 --> 00:36:24.400
He looked you look like. At
one point described to him a prison

496
00:36:24.440 --> 00:36:28.800
break dude. Yeah, I won. At one point described him as gaunt

497
00:36:28.920 --> 00:36:31.320
because yeah, his cheeks were like
second sunken in. Yeah, I don't

498
00:36:31.320 --> 00:36:35.639
know what happened there. I don't
remember him looking like that in the second

499
00:36:35.639 --> 00:36:39.159
one. I don't either remember him
being a little more yeah less gaunt,

500
00:36:39.320 --> 00:36:45.800
Yeah, gauntless. And then same
thing Laura. Laura is always a very

501
00:36:45.840 --> 00:36:49.559
petite woman, but this one specifically, you can see her bones a lot.

502
00:36:50.079 --> 00:36:55.760
Yeah, like her stern to them. Maybe also the white ship,

503
00:36:57.000 --> 00:37:00.920
the White ship has come between us
made they're all on cooking, Yeah,

504
00:37:01.760 --> 00:37:06.239
trying to randomly established as if Massimo
had a drug problem, and I'm like,

505
00:37:06.280 --> 00:37:07.960
wait, what, well, yeah, and there's only like two points

506
00:37:07.960 --> 00:37:12.639
where we kind of see him kind
of trying cocaine. Yeah, and then

507
00:37:13.000 --> 00:37:15.159
and then they may try to force
that into like as being a whole plot

508
00:37:15.159 --> 00:37:17.480
point. Yeah, but what I
was going to say, At one point

509
00:37:17.519 --> 00:37:22.119
we made the comment that we think
there's five different actresses playing Lauda. Yeah,

510
00:37:22.320 --> 00:37:27.239
from different constantly looks like a different
person. Yeah, she had a

511
00:37:27.280 --> 00:37:30.760
different face multiple times, like when
she's kind of half blurred out like in

512
00:37:30.760 --> 00:37:35.599
the background, it's clearly a different
person. And yeah, we just kept

513
00:37:35.639 --> 00:37:38.159
making that joke because that it was
like parody level, it's going to show

514
00:37:38.239 --> 00:37:42.920
her and she's like a giant black
man with a wig on. Yeah,

515
00:37:43.039 --> 00:37:46.320
because she was like different heights.
Like there's multiple times in this movie where

516
00:37:46.320 --> 00:37:50.719
I like, we we only vocalize
at once, but multiple times in this

517
00:37:50.760 --> 00:37:52.679
movie, I was like, who
who is this person? I was like,

518
00:37:52.719 --> 00:37:55.360
oh, that's the main character.
Guy. Yeah. Well they also

519
00:37:55.440 --> 00:37:59.280
like her hair was darker in this
one too, which yeah, she I

520
00:37:59.280 --> 00:38:01.239
feel like she was a skinnier in
it. Now her hair was like jet

521
00:38:01.280 --> 00:38:07.000
black, so she was harder to
recognize. And yeah, it just made

522
00:38:07.000 --> 00:38:10.039
me sad for her because, yeah, they're doing all these sex scenes and

523
00:38:10.039 --> 00:38:14.159
I'm like, she's gonna be cracked
in half like a toothpick. It was

524
00:38:14.199 --> 00:38:16.840
like, I'm not I'm that body
shaming her. Sure, I just hope

525
00:38:16.840 --> 00:38:22.559
she's I'm sure she's a fine lady. Um. I hope she's healthy,

526
00:38:22.039 --> 00:38:25.760
because she was. She was just
very like to me, like an uncomfortable

527
00:38:27.320 --> 00:38:30.400
skinny yeah, or like these sex
scenes like that's all I can focus on

528
00:38:30.440 --> 00:38:39.440
where I'm like, she all right, yeah, you know, yeah,

529
00:38:39.440 --> 00:38:42.039
I have to get too deep.
But no, no, no, you're

530
00:38:42.039 --> 00:38:45.480
fine. I don't think I agree
with you. I don't think she She

531
00:38:45.599 --> 00:38:49.280
didn't look worry skinny to me.
Really, Yeah, Okay, she's just

532
00:38:49.400 --> 00:38:53.480
very She looked like like I didn't
think she looked any skinnier than like saying

533
00:38:53.519 --> 00:38:59.199
Angelina Jolie. Okay, well she's
also pretty sky. Yeah, but I

534
00:38:59.199 --> 00:39:01.760
don't see Angela and A Joey and
think like, oh she's unhealthy. Sure,

535
00:39:01.920 --> 00:39:07.000
sure, that's fair. Yeah,
it was interesting. It was a

536
00:39:07.360 --> 00:39:10.159
I was really looking forward to this
one. And I don't know why,

537
00:39:12.199 --> 00:39:15.400
Well, because I think, like, especially the second one, like ended

538
00:39:15.440 --> 00:39:19.920
so wildly. We enjoyed the second
one. Yeah, and I think it's

539
00:39:19.920 --> 00:39:23.320
just like, even though these movies
are bad, there's still like, up

540
00:39:23.400 --> 00:39:27.599
to the there's something fun about him. But this one was just it ended

541
00:39:27.639 --> 00:39:30.199
on a bit of a on a
low note. Yeah, she should have

542
00:39:30.239 --> 00:39:32.440
made a choice. If they're going
to end it, she should have made

543
00:39:32.519 --> 00:39:35.840
choice. Oh. Also, we
got another blow job in this one.

544
00:39:36.199 --> 00:39:38.079
We haven't got we haven't a blow
in a while. Oh no, she

545
00:39:38.360 --> 00:39:43.760
okay, we got two? Else
did she give? She didn't give one

546
00:39:43.760 --> 00:39:45.960
to anyone, but it kept in
that weird scene where it's like he's where

547
00:39:45.960 --> 00:39:50.559
Massimo's in the strip club. Yeah, and the woman's like licking him.

548
00:39:51.000 --> 00:39:53.719
Oh. They kind of keep flash
cutting to someone getting him blow someone else

549
00:39:53.760 --> 00:39:57.719
getting yeah. Yeah, because this
ship club had a lot of kink things

550
00:39:57.719 --> 00:40:00.239
in it, like women with like
gag balls in their and things like that,

551
00:40:00.280 --> 00:40:05.000
a little bit of a kink club, which was interesting. I thought

552
00:40:05.039 --> 00:40:09.760
that was pretty fun. Um,
but yeah, very montagey, and it

553
00:40:09.800 --> 00:40:14.599
made it a little difficult to keep
up with. Yeah, so now they

554
00:40:14.599 --> 00:40:16.079
we're coming to me, we're sending
it all three of them. Which one

555
00:40:16.079 --> 00:40:21.719
would you say has the best sex
scenes? Oh? I don't remember,

556
00:40:21.840 --> 00:40:25.719
and all well, some of the
standout moments. I mean, the first

557
00:40:25.719 --> 00:40:30.400
one has that really crazy borderline assault
blow job on the plane. Yeah,

558
00:40:30.440 --> 00:40:35.679
I probably the stand out. I
really like the boat sex. The boat

559
00:40:35.719 --> 00:40:38.199
they had a like really good montage
of the boat sex. And the first

560
00:40:38.199 --> 00:40:40.960
one. I really think the first
one. I think nothing beats like the

561
00:40:42.079 --> 00:40:45.280
first excitement of it all. I
get that the first one just has a

562
00:40:45.320 --> 00:40:51.400
lot of like very aggressive Yeah.
The first one was basically eighty percent sex.

563
00:40:51.840 --> 00:40:55.119
Yeah yeah, um, with like
very little plot. Yeah. I

564
00:40:55.199 --> 00:41:00.000
kind of felt like there, like
we need something more here. Yeah,

565
00:41:00.280 --> 00:41:01.960
he does. He does quite a
bit in the first one, So I

566
00:41:01.960 --> 00:41:06.119
think that's my stand out. But
I will never forget honorable mention. And

567
00:41:06.840 --> 00:41:12.840
um, I keep saying episode and
the sequel and the second movie of um

568
00:41:13.280 --> 00:41:17.239
golf golf course sex. Yeah,
I'm trying to remember, but I don't

569
00:41:17.280 --> 00:41:21.599
remember if they have sex. Doesn't
she just kind of like just a lot

570
00:41:21.639 --> 00:41:24.119
of like she just kind of flirts
with him and shows her vagina to him.

571
00:41:24.360 --> 00:41:28.559
Yeah, yeah, well, don't
forget. The second one also has

572
00:41:28.559 --> 00:41:30.880
that scene you really loved and I
and I really liked where she where she

573
00:41:30.960 --> 00:41:36.440
ties him in the chair and she
plays she plays with herself. Yeah.

574
00:41:36.559 --> 00:41:39.519
Yeah, yeah, that was very
fun. That was very expressive of her.

575
00:41:39.719 --> 00:41:43.760
Yeah, that was an art that
was yeah, art piece pie.

576
00:41:44.320 --> 00:41:47.480
Yeah, it was a concept.
That was a fun one. Yeah.

577
00:41:47.559 --> 00:41:51.320
And then this one, I mean, I can't I can't be getting a

578
00:41:51.320 --> 00:41:54.960
good quality threesome moment which sure two
dudes making out that was really fun and

579
00:41:54.960 --> 00:41:58.800
then just like fonding all over her. I was like, as you should,

580
00:41:58.960 --> 00:42:02.079
yeah, like queen, Yeah,
this one was really good and you

581
00:42:02.159 --> 00:42:06.840
brought this up before, but they
did. It did happen very early on

582
00:42:07.039 --> 00:42:10.360
in this movie. Again, Olga
does as she traditionally does, walks in

583
00:42:10.480 --> 00:42:15.760
on Laura and Massimo having sex.
Yeah. Oh, we didn't talk about

584
00:42:15.880 --> 00:42:19.599
how Laura goes into the office and
like, I guess her designer is getting

585
00:42:19.639 --> 00:42:23.400
Oh yeah, I get what that
scene was about. One works for her

586
00:42:23.920 --> 00:42:30.559
is getting plowed and Laura walks in
and they just yeah, they both look

587
00:42:30.599 --> 00:42:32.880
at her and kind of just like
smirk and they're like, oh, I

588
00:42:34.000 --> 00:42:37.159
thought you weren't coming in this morning. Yeah, and she's like okay,

589
00:42:37.480 --> 00:42:40.320
and the they have like a full
conversation with her Cucci out. Yeah,

590
00:42:40.320 --> 00:42:44.519
that girl had no pants on,
pants out, dance off and they're talking

591
00:42:44.599 --> 00:42:47.400
and then she drops the bomb of
like well and she's like, well,

592
00:42:47.480 --> 00:42:51.199
I didn't know you were going to
be getting fucked before nine am. And

593
00:42:51.280 --> 00:42:54.920
I'm like, what a vibe,
What a vibe to be like in this

594
00:42:55.000 --> 00:43:00.239
role, had her hair done,
glam done, she's like an incredible and

595
00:43:00.360 --> 00:43:04.639
she is being bent over a table
and it's not even nine am. Talk

596
00:43:04.679 --> 00:43:07.039
about another day at the office,
talk about work at nine to five?

597
00:43:07.039 --> 00:43:10.320
Of them all right, um,
what a vibe. I would love nothing

598
00:43:10.360 --> 00:43:14.760
more than to feel like we all
gland up in my office and just bent

599
00:43:14.880 --> 00:43:17.239
over again rail yeah. Yeah,
And I haven't even had a cup of

600
00:43:17.239 --> 00:43:23.719
coffee, yet don't talk to me
until Yeah. Yeah, so that was

601
00:43:23.760 --> 00:43:27.800
that was that was a I forgot
about that though. Yeah. She just

602
00:43:27.880 --> 00:43:30.159
walks in and they both have zero
reaction. The man and her employee have

603
00:43:30.280 --> 00:43:34.840
zero reaction. Well, the man
even flirts with Laura as he leaves.

604
00:43:34.920 --> 00:43:37.159
Yeah. But when she was walking
up the stairs to go in her office,

605
00:43:37.440 --> 00:43:39.440
there was a downstairs assistant. I
was like, no, no,

606
00:43:39.440 --> 00:43:43.159
no, miss, don't go up
there, Like, why does the assistant

607
00:43:43.199 --> 00:43:49.280
downstairs? No, they're think I
think the does the head designer woman makes

608
00:43:49.360 --> 00:43:52.199
He's like, oh, he's my
new muse. I think it's one of

609
00:43:52.199 --> 00:43:55.840
those things where she's like it's part
of the process. Show me your dick,

610
00:43:57.159 --> 00:44:00.760
Yeah I need to know Yeah,
to design the pants, yeah,

611
00:44:00.760 --> 00:44:06.159
to design a white dress, design
these female dresses, to design these very

612
00:44:06.239 --> 00:44:10.239
plain regulars. You're really hating on
her design I didn't hate on her designs,

613
00:44:10.400 --> 00:44:14.880
but they this the woman Nachos sister
makes the whole thing like, oh

614
00:44:14.880 --> 00:44:16.760
my god, your dress is amazing, and I would love it and like

615
00:44:16.960 --> 00:44:22.000
acted like it was this incredibly like
brand new thing she's never seen and it

616
00:44:22.039 --> 00:44:24.840
was just like a white dress.
Well, I love I don't. I've

617
00:44:24.840 --> 00:44:31.679
seen Project one one way, and
so I've never seen this happen before.

618
00:44:32.079 --> 00:44:36.880
But they put a this, you
know, they made a design and then

619
00:44:36.920 --> 00:44:42.960
they had the design pinned on the
mannequin and they all started clapping. I

620
00:44:43.000 --> 00:44:46.079
didn't catch that. They all they
are like, mmm, we just pinned

621
00:44:46.239 --> 00:44:50.719
material onto the bust form and this
is what the dress is gonna look like,

622
00:44:52.039 --> 00:44:55.159
and they all just started clapping.
Funny. Could you imagine? That's

623
00:44:55.239 --> 00:45:00.760
very funny, Like after every time
you're done designing something and putting him on

624
00:45:00.800 --> 00:45:02.480
the bus form, just everyone does
a round of applause where they're like,

625
00:45:02.519 --> 00:45:08.000
yeah, Lata, she designed her
first thing. There's there's a few things

626
00:45:08.000 --> 00:45:14.079
like that that happens where throughout this
entire series, I've thought like, these

627
00:45:14.119 --> 00:45:19.760
people don't know how this process works. Final thoughts. Final thoughts on you

628
00:45:19.800 --> 00:45:27.880
know, three seasons, three dedicated
episodes to the three sixty five UM trilogy,

629
00:45:28.960 --> 00:45:32.639
UM Narrative Experience. There are sex. This movie has everything. There's

630
00:45:32.679 --> 00:45:39.280
a lot of sex, cocaine,
cocaine, kidnapping, deception, sexual assault,

631
00:45:39.480 --> 00:45:50.719
gas lighting, delusion, Laura Nacho, drinkies. Um. Yeah,

632
00:45:50.760 --> 00:45:54.280
there's a yeah, I I you
know when when every time we watched one

633
00:45:54.280 --> 00:45:58.920
of these movies or start one of
these movies and they're all like two hours

634
00:45:58.960 --> 00:46:04.119
long. In my head, I'm
like, this will be so boring,

635
00:46:05.400 --> 00:46:08.880
and there's they never completely are.
They're not like boring to watch. Now,

636
00:46:08.960 --> 00:46:12.679
this one tonight, I wonder if
it might have been. But we

637
00:46:12.760 --> 00:46:16.119
had a little help getting through it. Yeah, um yeah, you and

638
00:46:16.159 --> 00:46:21.239
I were just laughing the whole time. Yeah. Um. So you know,

639
00:46:22.320 --> 00:46:24.440
if you got six hours to kill, I'm gonna say, if you

640
00:46:24.440 --> 00:46:30.920
have four hours to kill, watch
the first two and yeah, just be

641
00:46:30.920 --> 00:46:34.719
prepared because there's a lot of montages. There's a lot of good montages though,

642
00:46:34.760 --> 00:46:37.199
that I will say, at least
in the first two, even in

643
00:46:37.280 --> 00:46:39.920
this third one, break out your
vibrator and just yeah, skip you to

644
00:46:39.960 --> 00:46:44.440
the naughty bits. Yeah no,
I don't agree with that. I mean

645
00:46:44.639 --> 00:46:47.719
it accomplished. It is accomplishing what
it is trying to do. It's trying

646
00:46:47.760 --> 00:46:54.039
to be sexy, So mission accomplished. I want to read this last note

647
00:46:54.039 --> 00:46:57.519
that you wrote down because I don't
know what it says. Okay, I

648
00:46:57.559 --> 00:47:01.159
want to try and read your last
note of this movie. Okay, not

649
00:47:01.159 --> 00:47:07.559
not right, not right? Beards
for camp no, wait, that could

650
00:47:07.559 --> 00:47:15.920
be limit, but it's missing a
few letters. No, no, no

651
00:47:16.039 --> 00:47:24.400
right no right birds for for for
comps whatever. Adam writes like a doctor

652
00:47:24.440 --> 00:47:28.800
and I cannot read that. I
don't even know if he knows what he

653
00:47:28.840 --> 00:47:35.239
wrote down. Yeah I don't.
Yeah, I think I just jotted something

654
00:47:35.280 --> 00:47:37.480
really quickly, and I don't know
what this says. What does that say?

655
00:47:37.599 --> 00:47:45.280
My guy? No right, beards
for camp. Hold on and just

656
00:47:45.320 --> 00:47:52.519
remember something on his grace shoes camp
I shortened as shorthand. It's compet comptroller

657
00:47:53.440 --> 00:48:01.400
no competitive for complacent, no not. This is how Adam wrote his vows.

658
00:48:01.599 --> 00:48:07.599
Right. Oh, that's gonna drive
me crazy because I remember writing in

659
00:48:07.679 --> 00:48:19.079
and a shorthanded comp What was your
note? Not right? It's this one

660
00:48:19.159 --> 00:48:23.519
middle word, this one that might
be beers but definitely isn't. God.

661
00:48:23.599 --> 00:48:28.199
That sucks. Do you think your
mom she would know exactly what it said,

662
00:48:28.360 --> 00:48:31.400
probably or my Yeah, I'm gonna
try again. So you think this

663
00:48:31.480 --> 00:48:40.639
is no not not not? There's
a T there this this this, yeah,

664
00:48:40.760 --> 00:48:45.639
this apostrophe looking thing is a T. Here's how I write shortan,

665
00:48:45.800 --> 00:48:52.920
Here's how I write is I right
drink? I write by like? I

666
00:48:53.039 --> 00:48:58.679
write by like Uh, so here's
the thing, right, Okay, there's

667
00:48:58.760 --> 00:49:01.360
no word. This is this is
how I write it. Does the end

668
00:49:01.360 --> 00:49:06.039
and the oh are clear? Right? But at no point do you put

669
00:49:06.079 --> 00:49:09.559
an apostrophe at the end of No, there's no grammatical reason that whatever happened.

670
00:49:09.599 --> 00:49:13.639
So because there's a line there,
I know it's a t well you

671
00:49:13.760 --> 00:49:19.199
literacy. It looks like a staple
like that goes into a stapler, as

672
00:49:19.239 --> 00:49:24.559
opposed to a staple that goes into
a not a stapler. Not right,

673
00:49:24.719 --> 00:49:36.599
not right, beards not right,
birds not right. We'll never know you

674
00:49:36.679 --> 00:49:43.800
also ohe coucie sound effects. Oh, coucie sound effects. Okay, So

675
00:49:43.880 --> 00:49:49.280
there was a point in time where
they are Nacho or Massimo. One of

676
00:49:49.320 --> 00:49:52.760
them is going down on loud act. She has this receiving oral. She

677
00:49:52.800 --> 00:49:58.239
has a sex dream about Nacho.
He starts giving Nacho and the dream starts

678
00:49:58.239 --> 00:50:01.559
giving her oral and then it at
some point it turns into Massimo and it

679
00:50:01.719 --> 00:50:07.119
is reality. Back to reality.
Hope there goes gravity. It ain't that

680
00:50:07.199 --> 00:50:10.360
easy. Yeah, and yeah,
he is going down on her and you

681
00:50:10.400 --> 00:50:21.559
can literally hear like like it is
in It's wild. It's the smacking noisures

682
00:50:21.559 --> 00:50:25.800
are so loud. Yeah, just
oh we also get that gross saliva kiss.

683
00:50:27.159 --> 00:50:30.960
Oh yeah, there is a slimy
whinmy kiss and that Oh yeah,

684
00:50:30.000 --> 00:50:36.000
they pull apart, but there's a
whole string yeah, of vava like right

685
00:50:36.079 --> 00:50:43.519
in between. It's called I right, just right connecting them like like that.

686
00:50:43.519 --> 00:50:47.119
That is in lading the tramp saliva
right there. It was pretty so

687
00:50:47.199 --> 00:50:52.159
there were some Yeah, there were
definitely some interesting gnarly moments in regards to

688
00:50:52.239 --> 00:50:58.480
the sound effects. And then yeah, the vava kiss what a vibe.

689
00:51:00.440 --> 00:51:07.840
I did not need to hear the
couci sounds. Yeah, yeah, we'll

690
00:51:07.920 --> 00:51:09.800
let us go. I wonder what
would have said if we had the subtitles

691
00:51:09.800 --> 00:51:13.360
on at that point. I don't
think we turned them on until afterwards.

692
00:51:15.000 --> 00:51:17.840
Oh yeah, because it usually says
like moans in the distance. Yeah,

693
00:51:17.920 --> 00:51:30.599
yeah, munching sounds just parentheses and
parentheses just as kind of lingus probably probably

694
00:51:30.679 --> 00:51:34.559
honestly because because yeah, it was
a wild time. Because I think about

695
00:51:34.559 --> 00:51:37.119
how someone had to go back and
end that sound. Yeah, Foliard,

696
00:51:38.800 --> 00:51:45.400
that's what I think about. Yeah, so poorfoliartists to go in there make

697
00:51:45.480 --> 00:51:47.719
a whole bowl of mac and cheese. Yeah, just to put them just

698
00:51:47.800 --> 00:51:52.320
to stir the mac and cheese for
a good Yeah, yeah, Sonny,

699
00:51:52.480 --> 00:51:55.559
that's what I imagine that they had
to use. You can only use the

700
00:51:55.639 --> 00:52:02.119
fresh pot of mac and cheese to
accomplish that. Sound okay, final,

701
00:52:02.239 --> 00:52:06.320
any final thoughts, I don't think
so. I think get through for the

702
00:52:06.400 --> 00:52:08.800
Nati bit, skip through for the
NAUGHTI bits, and and watch. I

703
00:52:08.840 --> 00:52:14.159
would say watch like the last thirty
minutes of the sequel of the second one,

704
00:52:15.039 --> 00:52:20.440
because also the guy who plays Nacho
really makes a very different character choice

705
00:52:20.440 --> 00:52:23.440
with the evil brother who plays Massimo. I'm sorry. The guy who plays

706
00:52:23.440 --> 00:52:29.199
Massimo is also the play playing the
evil twin brother and makes some wild,

707
00:52:29.679 --> 00:52:34.320
bold choices, and I respect him
so much. Give me your best Massimo,

708
00:52:35.119 --> 00:52:37.320
evil Massimo. No, no,
no, regular regular Masmo. If

709
00:52:37.320 --> 00:52:43.199
you had to give me your best
impression of regular Massimo, give me a

710
00:52:43.199 --> 00:52:49.760
line Massimo. I just don't know
if I can do this anymore. Get

711
00:52:49.760 --> 00:52:53.079
over your baby girl. That was
bad. Those are cute. Get over

712
00:52:53.199 --> 00:52:59.480
your baby girl, he whispered,
talks, he does, and then okay,

713
00:52:59.480 --> 00:53:04.239
now give me not give you evil
toon brother. Oh you gonna give

714
00:53:04.239 --> 00:53:12.400
you a lie. I don't remember
his name it's like Adriano gizippie, I

715
00:53:12.480 --> 00:53:29.760
cannot do this anymore. Oh,
I'll get you a massimo. It's so

716
00:53:29.800 --> 00:53:32.920
amazing. It's so high pitched.
Yeah, oh that's true. He does

717
00:53:34.000 --> 00:53:40.400
almost a cartoon voice. It's like, yeah, he does the most cartoonish

718
00:53:40.559 --> 00:53:49.280
evil twin It's so good. It's
so good. It's a very high pitch.

719
00:53:49.360 --> 00:53:52.280
It's so funny, and it's it's
it's it is a laughable thing him

720
00:53:52.320 --> 00:53:57.639
being an evil twin brother. Yeah, definitely go in for um the second

721
00:53:57.679 --> 00:54:01.199
one for that. Yeah, you
won't, you won't work it. Yeah,

722
00:54:01.360 --> 00:54:05.079
three three, three movies. Now
we got to figure out if there

723
00:54:05.159 --> 00:54:10.440
is another line of smut movies.
And y'all don't recommend Nickrophiliac. That's a

724
00:54:10.519 --> 00:54:14.760
lazy choice. It's too artsy and
it's not sexy. It's really sad.

725
00:54:14.840 --> 00:54:20.239
So I stopped writing us emails and
tweets saying that we needed necrophilia. Isn't

726
00:54:20.280 --> 00:54:24.880
that that like six hour one Necrophiliac
nympho nimphomaniac, nymphomaniac. Yes, there

727
00:54:24.920 --> 00:54:29.880
are two parts in both of them
are like three hours and nothing is going

728
00:54:29.920 --> 00:54:31.800
on, and there's just so much
assault in that one. And it's very

729
00:54:31.960 --> 00:54:38.280
artsy and it ain't no Boogie Nights, which we've also been told to do

730
00:54:38.360 --> 00:54:42.199
a reaction to play. You know. Yeah, well I've never seen Boogie

731
00:54:42.280 --> 00:54:46.199
Knights. What. Yeah, I've
seen Bogie Nights all the time. I

732
00:54:46.320 --> 00:54:51.039
watched it like once a year.
He gives me strength. He's been through

733
00:54:51.079 --> 00:54:52.559
a lot. Yeah, No,
I've never seen Boogie Nights. That's arguably

734
00:54:52.599 --> 00:55:00.800
Mark Wahlberg's best movie. I'm gonna
say not arguably, Oh, it is

735
00:55:00.800 --> 00:55:04.639
his best movie. Yes, okay, I can dang one. That's so

736
00:55:04.679 --> 00:55:06.920
funny. I can believe you've never
seen Blinky Nye. Yeah, it's a

737
00:55:06.960 --> 00:55:08.360
really good movie. It's it's sad, though. I don't think we should

738
00:55:08.480 --> 00:55:14.519
talk about it on episodes in the
Patreon um. All right, well,

739
00:55:14.920 --> 00:55:22.280
I I'm super thrilled that we finished
off the trilogy. Yeah yeah, yeah,

740
00:55:22.360 --> 00:55:25.920
yeah, yeah. No, we're
done with three sixty five unless the

741
00:55:27.000 --> 00:55:29.320
fourth one comes out at some point. I guess we'll have to keep our

742
00:55:29.320 --> 00:55:32.039
eyes out. Baby girl Girl and
the Nacho's chart. It was like,

743
00:55:32.079 --> 00:55:35.320
I'm going to also give her a
pet name. Out of Nowhere, Yeah

744
00:55:36.159 --> 00:55:38.280
called her little Bee. Yeah,
out of Nowhere calls her little Bee.

745
00:55:38.639 --> 00:55:42.519
Little buzz buzz bees. At least
baby girl, you can like understand the

746
00:55:42.559 --> 00:55:45.840
logic behind it. And he called
her that from day one, hyeah into

747
00:55:45.880 --> 00:55:49.400
the movie and he's just like little
bettle be. Can you imagine. I

748
00:55:49.559 --> 00:55:51.440
look you one day and I was
like, come over here, you fat

749
00:55:51.440 --> 00:56:04.039
ass wasp ca where are you?
Crunchy hornet? But you do that all

750
00:56:04.039 --> 00:56:07.719
the time. You don't give me
nicknames then stick, but you do like

751
00:56:08.119 --> 00:56:12.280
that. You do that, You'll
do like stuff like that. You'll call

752
00:56:12.320 --> 00:56:15.719
me random things. Give me an
example. I like also you saying like

753
00:56:15.880 --> 00:56:19.519
nothing sticks. Well no, I
mean like you don't ever say it as

754
00:56:19.519 --> 00:56:22.559
though this is your new nickname.
You just say it as though this is

755
00:56:22.599 --> 00:56:27.559
what I'm calling you at this moment. Oh, I want an example to

756
00:56:27.760 --> 00:56:34.639
be, like, get over here, you fuzzy toothbrush. I always I

757
00:56:34.679 --> 00:56:37.840
always call you by your body parts, always like rump is, dump us

758
00:56:37.920 --> 00:56:45.360
over here? Yeah, yeah,
you always do stuff like that. Hellover

759
00:56:45.440 --> 00:56:52.800
here, little bottle sponge. I
just pick different household night is because you're

760
00:56:52.840 --> 00:56:57.760
just naming things around the house.
Yeah, come over here, have drunk

761
00:56:57.920 --> 00:57:06.280
three day old milk. Reach to
do dishes. I'll do them tomorrow.

762
00:57:06.360 --> 00:57:10.559
I'll do them tomorrow. Do you
work tomorrow? Well? Love you,

763
00:57:12.000 --> 00:57:16.800
Love you all right until next time, Stay Horny Bitches. If you enjoy

764
00:57:16.880 --> 00:57:21.800
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765
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766
00:57:24.920 --> 00:57:30.239
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769
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771
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