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Sadi tree. To the thinking atheist, it's not a person, it's a

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symbol, an idea. The population
of atheist in this country is going through

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the rule, rejecting faith, pursuing
knowledge, challenging the sacred. If I

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tell the truth, it's because I
tell the truth, not because I put

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my hand on a book and made
a wish and working together for a more

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rational world. Take the risk of
thinking. Feel so much more happiness,

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truth, beauty, and wisdom will
come to you that way. Assume nothing,

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question everything, and start thinking.
This is the Thinking Atheist podcast hosted

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by Said Andrews. Please do not
judge me. I'm begging you don't judge

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me. I'm not a sadist.
I really do love the creatures of the

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world, with only a few exceptions. Here's the story. I was having

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dinner with the Natalie at some friends
house. We had a wonderfully mild evening

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in the summer, I think it
was in the seventies, and so they

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served dinner outside in the backyard.
They had a little table out there,

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and it was pleasant weather. But
the flies in Oklahoma in the summertime are

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just horrible. House flies everywhere They're
just flying all over the food and they're

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landing on us. And so my
buddy Sean goes into his house and he

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comes back out holding a battery powered, rechargeable electrified flies swatter. It's about

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the size of a pickle ball paddle. Inside the frame is a wire grip

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and so fully charged. That grid
is electrified. So instead of a regular

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fly swatter where you smash him whack
with the electric fly swatter. When you

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swat, there's a larger surface area, so there's a better chance you're going

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to hit them. And then once
you make contact, you hear that sound.

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I mean, they're done. It's
over. So Sean's back there and

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it's like, I mean, I
don't know how many we got right,

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and I had to try it.
So I go home and I log onto

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the internet and I purchase one which
arrived on my front porch. Now mine

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has a stand on it, so
you can actually stick it on the stand

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hooked up to an electrical plug in
so it stays charged. It's got a

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light on it that attracts bugs,
and occasionally a housefly will get into the

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house. We let the dogs out, you know, you open the door

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and they just fly right in.
So we go to bed lights off,

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and at random throughout the night,
you will hear some poor fly hit the

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grid. It's a bug zapper inside
my house. How redneck can I be?

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How very Oklahoma? Is that right? And I gotta say, I

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mean it works, It works all
too well. With a single brush against

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this wire grid, flies get an
instantaneous lightning bolt of death. This is

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the spark of extinction. They never
know what hit him. I think it

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may be almost more humane, like
would you rather just get zapped or smashed?

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And I think, if I had
to pick, I'll if it's instant

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right, give me the zapp Anyway, the dogs hate it, because you

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know, they used to hate the
sound of the slap of the regular fly

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swatter. We thought this might be
better. It is not. So guard

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your dog's ears. Sometimes they get
stuck. They get stuck in the grid,

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and then it's like and they cook
like bacon. Now it's at those

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moments that I start to feel real
conflict, like am I acting out one

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of the saw movies? Is this
necessary or is it gratuitous? I'm not

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sure I know for sure at this
moment. Anyway, back to the light

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that attracts flies, I have never
stopped to ask the question why does light

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attract insects? This probing question is
just one of many that we are going

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to answer in the show this week, Destination Education. Make room in your

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skull for knowledge, because as I
have learned, so also shall ye.

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We're going to answer the question how
does soap work? We wash our hands

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with soap, but I never stopped
to ask what the soap is doing.

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What is the difference between software and
firmware? I know very little about computers

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beyond being able to point and click, which I do a lot of.

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I'm editing audio and video and doing
show Pramp and all that stuff on a

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computer. But then someone says,
you've got to update your firmware. What

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does that mean? Why do we
put candles on cakes? Where did that

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tradition come from? We're going to
talk about that allergy season. You and

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I go to the drug store and
we say, look, I need an

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anihistamine. I need an anti for
my histamine. What's a histamine? We

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are going to find out today.
Attorneys take on a legal case and they

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do it for nothing. They do
the job for free. This is called

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pro bono. I have never stopped
to ask what pro bono is, but

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we will Today. You're at a
party. It's a kind of celebration,

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maybe an anniversary, birthday. I
don't know. If somebody did something,

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got a promotion, retired, I
don't know. Everybody raises a glass and

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they toast the person. What the
hell does toast have to do with drinking?

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Why do people clink their glasses together? Where did that come from?

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We shall find out, So prepare
yourself to be enlightened, expanded, entertained.

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As we begin with bugs, Why
do bogs fly toward the lights?

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There was actually a recent study on
this, and scientists have been stymied for

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a long long time. Entomologists know
it works because anytime they need to go

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out and collect insects for their research, they just would put a light out

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inside a trap and boom they had
bugs. If you have a bug zapper,

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of course you know it works.
Perhaps the mosquitoes and gnats and flies

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drift toward the bulbs whispering to themselves
that poem written by Joscelyn Soriano. They're

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singing to themselves and in that darkness, I've learned how my wings could thus

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take flight to fly towards you and
feel how warm it must be to always

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be near and never fear. How
I yearn to be like you while light

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shining brightly in the dark, But
in your light, I saw how far

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I was from who you are.
Sorrow was short for Then I resolved I

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must leave all else and burn.
Death is sweet and pain is joy,

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if only to be where you are. And then what's that smell? I

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think it's burning wings. That's what
happens, okay. Previously, scientists believe

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that bugs were just confused. They
would see our porch lights and our landscape

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lights, and they would mistake it
for the moon or another celestial body,

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and then their sense of navigation would
get screwed up. There was another theory

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that the lights at night look like
tiny slivers of daylight that you might see

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through thick vegetation, so the insects, feeling trapped, would head toward the

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light, thinking they had to escape. But just a few months ago there

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was a team of biologists led by
Samuel Fabian at Imperial College, London and

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Josh Sunday at Florida International University.
They say they may have found the answer.

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These experts believe that insects see a
bright light at night, and they

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think that light is the sun,
and they use the sun to orient themselves

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on the y axis. The y
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Then they roll their back toward the
lights. But when the light is not

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the sun, when it's a porch
light or whatever, this screws up the

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brain. And especially when the lights
are low or mounted horizontally, these bugs

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will spin into banking turns. It's
like an airplane spinning around about to crash.

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Bugs navigate using lights, keeping their
backs toward the sun. Artificial lights

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hijack that system, and bugs think
they're navigating by sun, when in fact

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they're navigating by the coach light mounted
by the garage. And then there's the

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headlight of your car. Then there's
the lamplight above the streets. And they

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glitch out and roll and turn and
spin, but always in the vicinity of

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lights. The research team found that
insects seem less affected by the lights that

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point straight down toward the ground,
landscape lighting, that kind of thing,

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But the ones that go straight out
or point up these attract bugs, which

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try to orient with the sun over
and over and over until they finally run

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out of calories and fall to the
ground dead from exhaustion. This is the

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new theory by many experts in bugs, and it's one of the reasons that

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scientists worry about light pollution human beings
that produce so much artificial light in this

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world that it can and does interfere
with natural living systems. Bugs that only

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go out in darkness, they never
have any darkness. Caterpillars are much easier

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to see for predator anthropods. The
lights make them easy to spot as they

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crawl upon the leaves. Sea turtles
and birds get confused when trying to navigate

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by moonlight. You've seen those beaches, the ocean beaches, and they say

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no lights on the beach at night, and the reason is they don't want

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the turtles that are using the moonlight
to start using your light instead. It's

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thought that even some animals under the
surface of the ocean sometimes get confused with

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the lights of ships traveling on the
ocean surface. Anyway, that is the

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latest theory. Bugs fly with their
backs toward the sun, but you and

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I have constructed a world with tiny
artificial suns, millions and millions of them.

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They are very possibly short circuiting the
bugs in the air until they spin

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and crash into objects or just fall
to the ground. So you might want

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to give a bog a break from
time to time and flip off those light

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switches when you are not using them. Next up on my list, we

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wash our hands, but people always
tell us we'll make sure you wash your

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hands with soap. Right, So
I do this and I walk away from

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the sink. I have confidence my
hands are now clean. But I never

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stopped to ask what was going on
with the soap, this bar or goop,

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this magical stuff that somehow makes it
cleaner than if I just rubbed my

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hands together under the water. Britannica
has a whole page on this. Apparently

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it's all about chemistry. Now let's
start here. Think of a soap molecule

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like, it's got a head and
a tail. The head of the soap

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molecule has something called polar salt.
Polar salt is hydrophilic, meaning it's attracted

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to water. Now the other end, the tail of the soap molecule,

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has a nonpolar chain of fatty acids
or hydrocarbons. These are hydrophobic they are

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repelled by water, but those tiny
hydrocarbons are attracted to grease and other oily

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things. So you and I go
to wash our hands, and the soap

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forms a kind of molecular bridge between
the water and the oils on our hands.

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Inside those oils, dirt, and
germs, the soap acts like a

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tiny crowbar. It's separating the oils
and whatever's in the oils away from our

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skin. The dirt and germs attached
to the hydrocarbons, and then they lift

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up and off of our hands and
get washed down the drain. Soaps can

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also connect with fatty membranes on the
outside of bacteria and certain viruses. They

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can lift those infectious agents off of
our skin, breaking them apart. The

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soap molecules surrounding them form tiny clusters
called missills, and the missile clusters keep

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the junk from attaching to anything else
before it washes down the drain on the

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whole. Hand sanitizers are nice,
but they're not quite as reliable as soap.

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Sanitizers that have at least sixty percent
ethanol do destabilize and knock out some

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bacteria and some viruses, but they
don't do well with certain micro organisms and

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other viruses. Some resilient microbes,
like the ones involving meningitis, pneumonia,

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diarrhea, even hepatitis A, and
the viruses of the common cold. These

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are less susceptible to the chemicals in
hand sanitizers. They are more likely to

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come off with rigorous scrubbing using actual
soap. So hand sanitizers are fine when

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soap is not a but the two
are not the same thing. You know,

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It's an interesting story. I actually
told this on my True Stories podcast

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a few months back. In the
eighteen forties, there was a Hungarian doctor,

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a well respected physician. His name
was doctor Ingus Semmelweiss, and he

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worked in a maternity ward and they
had some maternity patients who were treated by

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doctors and others were treated by midwives. And he noticed that the procedures were

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different. Some of the mothers to
be who came in and had their babies

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delivered by the midwives, well,
the whole time the midwives had been washing

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their hands, but the doctors had
not. Sometimes they would come straight from

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an autopsy, they would jump right
into a delivery room. They would deliver

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the child without disinfecting, washing their
hands or whatever. This was the age

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before germ theory was known and understood, But doctor Semilweiss realized it. Hey,

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wait a minute, people are dying
unnecessarily because of hand washing. We

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should sound the alarm. Change our
procedures. Hand washing must make us safer.

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When he brought this to his medical
peers, they laughed him literally out

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of the profession. They mocked and
ridiculed and discredited. He ended up cast

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out. He died in an asylum. These people thought he was nuts,

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when in truth, back in the
eighteen hundreds, doctor Semmelweiss was ahead of

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his time. He realized the power
of the germ and the power of soap

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and water. The Centers for Disease
Control the CDC says, there's a proper

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way to wash your hands. You
got to work up a good lather,

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scrub your palms and the back of
your hands, to lace your fingers,

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rub the fingertips against the palms,
and twist a soapy fist around your thumbs.

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There's a Canadian health expert, her
name is Bonnie Henry, and she

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said it this way. She said, quote, wash your hands like you've

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been chopping halopenos, and you need
to change your contacts. These are wise

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words. It's good for us.
It is important. It's critical for public

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safety, and honestly, it just
feels really nice to be clean. Coming

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up next, what is firmware?
It's not software, but it is right

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firmware. What's firmware? Plus other
probing questions stand by my page. Let's

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of a difference just a few bucks
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do what I do. Thanks for
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Seth Andrews. Still to come,
We're going to talk about allergies. We're

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going to talk about lawyers that work
for free or pro bono, and why

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we toast someone when there's no actual
toast involved. But first, I was

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on the phone with tech support for
my computer. I can't remember what was

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wrong with it, but you know
what it's like. You dial the number

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and you wait on hold with horribly
irritating music, usually involving a flute,

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and then somebody comes on and they
try to guide you toward the solution to

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a problem. Okay, I've got
a problem here, And at some point

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he said, well have you updated
your firmware? In that moment, I

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did not admit that I had absolutely
no idea what he was talking about.

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I said, oh, firmware.
Yeah, I mean I think it's updated.

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But in my brain I'm like,
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if it's downloaded and it is on
my hardware, then it's got to be

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software already. The computer experts who
are listening to the sound of my voice

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right now are about to fall out
of their chairs. I know, if

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you know computers, you pity me
in my shallow pool of ignorance. But

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I'm not ashamed to admit when I
am ignorant. I know when I do

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not know. But I wanted to
know, and so I dug up some

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information the difference between software and firmware. First, we have to define our

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terms hardware computer processing units, the
CPU, RAM, hard drives, that

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kind of thing. Software. This
is a web browser, operating system,

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anti virus programs, business apps,
games. The stuff that runs on the

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hardware firmware is the BIOS and UEFI. This does not help me. The

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BIOS and UEFI these are two different
types of motherboard firmware that assist when you

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start up your computer. And I'll
talk for a second specifically about the BIOS,

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and then the computer experts can mock
me in the comments section. The

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BIOS Basic Input Output System. This
is the program that a computer's microprocessor uses

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to start everything up after we hit
the power button. It manages data flow

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between the operating system like Windows,
and talks to attached devices like the keyboard

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mouse. Think of the BIOS like
a middleman between the operating system and the

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hardware that it runs on. And
BIOS is included on all computers on a

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chip in the motherboard. And Yes, firmware is a type of software.

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Aha, I knew it. I
knew that much, right, But this

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is specific software. It's designed to
control certain and specific pieces of hardware and

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tell everything how to talk to everything
else. The firmware files are really small.

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They are usually hidden so we can't
easily find them and screw things up.

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It doesn't even run on the main
CPU. Firmware has other processors just

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for it. So, from what
I can make out, firmware is software,

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but it kind of works like an
air traffic controller. It's hard to

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access the tower if you're a civilian
because if you get in there and you

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mess up the guidance system and the
other instructions, then the planes are going

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to get stuck on the ground or
crash into the ground. The controller keeps

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the planes running, gives them direction. It is ground zero. The nucleus

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the center hub that helps the stuff
talk to other stuff, firmware. I

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guess it's like the reactor room on
the Starship Enterprise. It's important, it's

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powerful. But if you are not
mister Scott, it is probably best to

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go and pretend you're Dixon Hill in
the holideck. Did I miss anything?

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Computer people? Do you have further
explanations, better explanations? I leave myself

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humbly in your technical hands. Okay, allergy season, do you struggle as

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much as I do? With allergies
the spring? In the fall Oklahoma?

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Time to stock up on the Bena
drill and the csyrtac and the Flowne's allegra

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whatever. Because the pollen and junk
in the air is going to bring the

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sneezing and the watery eyes, runny
nose, headaches, cough, a whole

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bunch of symptoms to the allergy party. I need medicine. I need an

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antihistamine. I have used this word
for my entire life. What's a histamine?

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How would an anti histamine shot down? The histamine. I have no

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idea. Well, I went out
did some homework. Let us fill this

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tiny hole in our minds, just
above the holes in our noses. Our

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bodies are fortresses and they have guards. They have biological guards that protect the

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castle. We have ribs that tech
the hearts and the lungs. Our skin

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protects us from sun and wind and
bacteria. Our eyelashes protect our eyes from

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debris. Our immune system also goes
to war against anything foreign that enters the

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body, and sometimes these body guards
overreact. Histamines are chemicals that are created

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by our immune system, and they
do lots of important stuff. They help

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make gastric acid. They help to
work the muscles and our intestines and lungs.

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They affect the heart rate. They
help our nerve cells talk to each

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other. They also cause vessels in
our bodies to swell and dilate. And

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this is where we get into trouble
because here comes the pollen and the dust

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and the food allergens, the pet
dander, mold, bug bites, latex,

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even certain medications. These are strangers
in our human house. The body

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says, whoa wait a minute,
this doesn't belong alert. The guards send

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in the histamines to knock out these
unwanted guests. And as the histamines work,

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they are swelling and dilating our vessels, and this causes the itchy eyes

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and the running noses, and the
stuffy heads, and the scratchy skin,

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the wheezing and the lungs. It's
essentially taking the fire hose to a candle.

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A little over reaction there, apparently, and so we need to try

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and settle things down. We need
the guards to stop marching. To reduce

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the reaction, we take antihistamines.
Antihistamines talk to the histamine receptor in the

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brain and the spinal cord. They
cross the blood brain barrier. This is

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what drugs do, which is why
we get so drowsy after we pop a

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couple of ben a drill. Of
course, since the early days, they've

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developed non drowsy second generation antihistamines.
You can find those pretty much anywhere.

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One last thing, apparently, the
long term use of antihistamines can be dangerous.

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Diphenhydramine blocks the effects of a neurotransmitter
called a settle coaline, and a

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settle coline is vital for memory and
learning, and there was a patient study

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that showed a significant risk for dementia
in people who just lived on antihistamines.

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Now I'm not a doctor, but
this is a subject that is worth exploring

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on your own if you're taking constant
meds to calm down that army inside your

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body. Cleveland Clinic says, we
ought to be thankful for our histamines because

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they do so much good and necessary
work. They regulate the heart and lungs

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and keep our immune systems on alert. Sure, sometimes those little histamines can

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get oversensitive, but they are hard
workers and mostly they just want to keep

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us safe. One of my favorite
TV shows of all time is called Better

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Call Saul, And this is really
not a spoiler, but one of the

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main characters, Kim Wexler, is
an attorney. She's a lawyer with a

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conscience, and at one point during
the series, she decides she wants to

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take on hard luck cases, people
who are stuck with a bad public defender

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they can't afford good lawyers. She
decides, I'm a good lawyer, I've

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got something to all for. I
am going to defend these people for free.

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She defends them pro bono. Well, you and I have already assumed

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what pro bono means, and we
would be correct. Pro Bono is the

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offering of free services, and as
you also may have guessed, it is

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Latin. It comes from the Latin
pro bono public go, which means for

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the public good, and the American
Bar Association actually encourages this. They say,

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it's a privilege to practice law.
Being an attorney is an honor and

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with it carries great responsibility beyond billable
hours. And for that reason, the

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American Bar Association says this quote.
When society confers the privilege to practice law

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on an individual, he or she
accepts the responsibility to promote justice and to

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make justice equally accessible to all people. Thus, all lawyers should aspire to

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render some legal services without fee or
expectation of fee, for the good of

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the public. They recommend that every
lawyer donate at least fifty hours of pro

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bono service every single year, specifically
helping people who have limited incomes and few

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options out there. Pro Bono is
also a term that applies outside of the

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legal profession. Corporations can loan a
fully trained and fully paid employee out to

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a nonprofit organization, a charity,
or whatever. There might be an advertising

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firm and they produce and donate a
sixty second commercial about protecting the environment or

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funding our schools. There might be
another kind of for profit organization that gives

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resources time too, battered women shelters, the offering of free services for the

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public good. Now forgive me because
I'm a little cynical about attorneys. I

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mean, I've met some good ones. I've met some really good ones,

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but I've also met a whole bunch
of them who would never consider working for

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free. You know what I'm saying. It is kind of a billable hours

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game. But then again, maybe
I've got it all wrong. Maybe these

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people just aren't talking about it.
Maybe attorneys don't need to talk about it.

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Maybe they're doing public good and they're
just not wanting to perform about it.

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For the rest of us, I
guess we could all find more opportunities

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to give our time and talents to
people who are locked out of opportunity by

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the system. Pro bono publico.
Next time you say it out loud,

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realize how fancy you're being you are
speaking Latin, and then after you do

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that, go out and help somebody. Here's one that I've been thinking about.

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I don't know if I teased it
in the opening, but we'll do

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it here. The loafer you put
on. Those shoes you slip them on,

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and they're not slippers. They're kind
of dress shoes known as loafers or

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penny loafers. Why do we call
them loafers? I have done some homework.

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There's a page by the Floor Shim
Shoe company on this very shoe style.

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Let me just read it for you. It says, no men's shoe

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style rides the line between casual and
dress quite like the men's loafer. One

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of the most versatile of men's shoe
designs. Loafers date back to the mid

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nineteenth century. Back in the eighteen
hundreds, there was a Norwegian shoemaker whose

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name I simply refused to butcher on
this broadcast. He took his inspiration for

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this shoe without shoelaces from the moccasins
that were worn by the Native Americans.

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He actually combined the style of the
moccasin with shoes that were used by Norwegian

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fishermen. These became known as loafers
because you weren't doing the work of tying

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your shoelaces, and honestly, these
were casual shoes. Meant for relaxation.

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In the early twentieth century in the
United States, shoemakers started stitching on this

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half moon shaped leather piece right across
the saddle of the shoe. And then

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in the nineteen fifties, a weird
fashion trend started among teenagers. They wore

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their loafers and they placed a coin
in the slot of the shoe, hence

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the penny loafer. Today, the
loafer has so many colors, so many

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designs. Many have that half moon
leather piece, some have tassels dangling on

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the front. Still others are decorated
with metal, and a great example of

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this is the Gucci loafer. And
these casual shoes for loafing have become common

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with business people wearing business suits.
They're the ultimate bridge between how shoes and

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dress shoes. The loafer. All
right, let's talk about toasting people raising

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a glass, clinking a glass.
I toast to you. What's that about?

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We're going to find out after this
our show on common random fascinating absolutely

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essential knowledge to us. Just rolling
through some random stuff that soaked into my

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brain. Things I do and say
that I don't know why I do and

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say them. A couple of other
quick random ones, treadmills. Go to

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the gym, you run on the
treadmill. I know you're not doing it

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at home. I had a treadmill
once. You know what it was.

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It was a closehanger. I just
threw clothes on it. I think I

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used it three times in the first
week, and then I might as well

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have just left it unplugged. Anyway, the treadmill, why do we call

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it that. The truth is is
it used to be thought back in the

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day, back in the nineteenth century, that's the best way to rehab criminals

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and also to make money for private
prison owners, was to put the inmates

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to work, and they would grind
grain in the mill. And these mills

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were run by foot pedals, and
so these poor inmates would every day,

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for an entire day, be stuck
standing and treading and pushing and walking on

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these devices that ran the mill.
They tread upon the mill. And even

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though the practice was pretty much done
away with in the early twentieth century,

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the idea of getting a workout on
the tread mill became popular, especially in

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our fitness focused culture. So the
next time you go out to Planet Fitness

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or whatever, and you stand upon
the treadmill. Know that you are standing

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upon a device originally designed for prison
inmates to grind grain, a device so

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intense, so painful, so exhausting, so abusive, that had sent many

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inmates to the hospital or the grave. Here's another interesting piece of trivia.

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Why do we put candles on birthday
cakes. It's an awesome tradition until you

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hit middle age, and then it's
just obscene. Yeah, it looks like

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you're trying to burn the house down. So if I'm fifty five, they

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don't even bother. They just go
out and buy two candles in the shape

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of fives five five Happy Birthday.
Seth candles on birthday cakes. The theories

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of bounds, but many say it
was the ancient Greeks who started this tradition,

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with a festival every spring called the
Maunichia. Women would make offerings to

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Artemis, the goddess of the moon. They prepared honey cakes, and they

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filled those cakes with candles that were
meant to shine like the moon in the

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sky. These early cakes were nothing
like the cakes that we see day.

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It was the seventeenth century when people
started to layer them and frost them and

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decorate them. Those kind of cakes
at that time mostly prepared for and served

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to the super wealthy, the powerful, and privileged. Even royalty candle cakes

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didn't segue toward mass production served to
everyday people until the seventeen sixties. By

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the eighteen fifties, cakes with candles
had really caught on in Germany. Twenty

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years later that tradition had made it
to the United States. These types of

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cakes usually often served to children,
with a number of candles for the child's

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age. Everybody would sing a hymn, and then the kid would blow out

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the candles one by one. By
the way, and I hate to bring

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this sub but there was a study
done back in twenty seventeen from the Journal

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of Food Research on the whole blowing
out the candles thing. I hesitate to

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tell you this. I don't want
to steal your joy, but according to

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this study, blowing out your candles
on a cake increases the amount of bacteria

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on the icing by fourteen hundred percent. That's all right, though, apparently

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the authors of the study went on
to elaborate that it's okay. It's still

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safe for people to eat. But
if you're a germophobe, if you're a

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bacteria phobe. Just know that,
okay, blowing on the cake means bacteria

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on the cake. And now you
know, speaking of special occasions, it's

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your birthday or retirement day, or
you just won an award, or you

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got married or something. Let us
toast the honored guest. Now I'm not

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a drinker, but I do toast. I'll toast people. My glass is

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usually root beer. But you know, as I'm toasting, I never stopped

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to ask why is lifting a beverage
and then sipping it a toast? Well?

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I found some information at Farmer's Almanac
and Toastmasters International. This tradition of

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toasting began long long ago. The
ancient Hebrews, Persians, and Egyptians were

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toasters, So were the Saxons and
the Huns and other tribes of ancient times.

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In the eighteenth century book called The
Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire,

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Edward Gibbons wrote about a feast held
by the Huns and their leader,

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who was Attila. The Hun led
a big toast before every course of a

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massive banquet dinner. The ancient Greeks
would drink to each other's good health and

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welfare. When Homer wrote The Odyssey, he had ulysses drinking to the good

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health of Achilles. Raising a drink
was also the expression of a wish that

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you didn't want anyone to be poisoned
by someone else. Remember, the powerful,

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the kings and dictators of old had
special tasters who would sip the wines

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that were given to them to make
sure somebody wasn't trying to take them out.

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Or maybe they would take just a
tiny sip to gauge and see if

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there was an odd taste, anything
a foul here. So there it is

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a toast with a sip that sounds
familiar, but it was not called anything

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like a toast. It was just
a good wish of goodwill, a salute

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with a drink. And then came
the Romans. The Romans were really good

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at taking the traditions of their cultures
and then adding extra stuff. When the

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Romans drank to your health, sometimes
the wine could be rather bitter, and

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they would add toasted bread crumbs into
the wine. They would just drop breadcrumbs

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right into the goblet, which reduced
the acidity of the wine and made it

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more sweet and more tasty, and
thus began the toast. At first,

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it just referred to the drink itself. The Latin is toastus, and toastus

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means to dry up or scorch.
Over the centuries, toasting the wine to

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make it sweet evolved past the drink
itself into the people we were drinking too,

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our brothers and sisters, as we
honor and celebrate them. Now,

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the clinking of glasses as toasting people
was gaining popularity throughout Europe. People would

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touch glasses and goblets with such enthusiasm
that the drinks would splash into each other.

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Their wine might splash into your wine, and vice versa, a sharing

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of the grog. It became a
kind of communal drink, a bonding experience.

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Everybody was served separately, but as
they smashed their goblets and splashed the

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wine, they were all drinking from
the same cup. Some historians think this

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also might have been another method to
try to avoid being poisoned. After all,

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if you're clinking glasses, a poisoner
wouldn't clink toxins into your glass and

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then sip from his own and literally
drink himself to death. The seventeenth century

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saw the popularity of actual toastmasters.
Think of a grand marshal at a parade

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or the leader of a party.
They presided over these big celebrations. They

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would give grand speeches and oversee every
toast that was given. There was a

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reason for that. Sometimes these massive
banquets included rivals enemies, and the toast

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was a chance to bring them together. It was an olive branch. The

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toastmaster was kind of apparent supervising squabbling
siblings. There was a seventeen ninety one

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book called The Toastmaster, and the
situation was described in this way. The

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book said this, a toast or
sentiment very frequently excites good humor and relieves

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languid conversation. Often does it when
properly applied, cool the heat of resentment

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and blunt the edge of animosity.
A well applied toast is acknowledged universally to

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soothe the flame of acrimony when season
and reason oft use their efforts to no

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purpose. Okay, now that we
know that toast was dipped in to wine

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and that wine glasses were clinked together
to share the spirits, do not just

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randomly do this when you are traveling
elsewhere. Toasting traditions are very specific,

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so you got to brush up on
the customs. For example, Apparently there

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is a common toasting tradition in Hawaii. You don't say cheers or good cheer

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or whatever. You say I kiola, which means here's to life. You

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lift up your cocktail, you look
your companion straight in the eyes, you

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say his or her name out loud, and then you say, I kiola,

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here's to life. And if you
really want to send good vibes,

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you follow that with the words mackay
or poo. Makai means goodness, poo

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means praise and righteousness. Norwegians are
well familiar with the toast and shouts of

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s Right, you have the goblet, you raise it up. Skull.

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This word originally comes from the Old
Norse word for bowl, and it roots

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all the way back to the tradition
of warriors who used to drink ale or

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mead from the skull of a defeated
enemy. Skull skull. You're making that

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connection. In Peru, you say
salude to your health. In Turkey,

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sirref means honor. Nigeria at kell
deary means thanksgiving, and the toast gets

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kind of formal. If you go
to Japan. In this scenario, the

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Japanese host pours you a small glass
of beer. He pours his before he

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pours yours. You're supposed to then
hold your glass with one hand, and

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then you take your other hand and
you put it underneath that glass with your

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palm flat, and the host will
lower his own glass below yours as a

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show of respect. But then you
are supposed to lower your glass below his

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glass. You gotta do this or
else you are showing your host disrespect.

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So you hold it out, he
lowers you lower. Then you clink your

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glasses together and say conpie. Conpie
means dry glass. Enjoy and drink up

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until your glass is dry. That's
fun stuff. I really do enjoy these

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random trivia shows, general knowledge broadcasts, learning new things. And as I

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sit here with my glass, it's
actually a bottle, plastic bottle with sugar

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free root beer. Allow me to
raise my sugar free root beer and fish

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today with the toast to you.
I raise my root beer, and I

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offer to you the words of this
popular toast from the days of old.

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There are good ships, and there
are wood ships, the ships that sailed

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the sea. But the best ships
are friendships, and may they always be.

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Have a great week. I'll see
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