The JV Show on Wild ninety four nine. Haty Wednesday, first talk back
of the day. Let's get right to it. Good f in the morning,
you sexy beast, rip those damn covers off like you're shedding your ex's
bs. So get your ass out of bed and grab today by the balls
and swing them like a victory flag and own it like a boss. And
if any haters give you attitude, tell them to suck my big, fat,
swollen gc toe. So let's dominate this day like a scandalous headline.
Let's get out there and straight out the door with that badass confidence. Let's
go up already. Let's attack this day, boy you know what, and
suck my big, well careful, swollen, careful toe toe. If that
doesn't get you fired up, I don't know what will. And we did
that. I wish whoever is leaving these talkbacks, will you leave us one
with like more about you? I need to or call us. I need
to talk to you. I need to know who you are. I also
want to know my hero. I also want to know that when we did
our own versions inspired by that person, if they approved of our rendition,
did it make you proud? Right? I don't know. We have a
second talk back of the day. Good morning, JV Family, Graham's Melina,
Jeff and Chitty. This is Louise from Houston. I'm on my way
to the Bay to visit with family. Enjoy a good time. Having been
in the Bay since the plague of twenty twenty. I hope everyone has a
good day. And if you have any recommendations within the city, let me
know, take care. Oh any recommendations from Houston in the city city,
yeah, or I mean in the Bay area something. Oh, you got
to go by Hayward, Go to Hayward. What's happening in Hayward? Everything?
Just everything cool? Everyone cool? Isn't Hayward? Did they fix did
they fix the smell? Hayward doesn't smell that's s milpedous. Oh hell,
hope, just driving through there. Sometimes I catch it with of that.
You just besmirched the great But you know it's true. They're not happy.
What does it smell like? I don't know. Just not good. It's
just not good. But anything exciting. He hasn't been here since twenty twenty.
He's excited. He's coming all the way up from Houston. What should
he do? San Matteo. The Sanmontel County Fair going on now through Sunday.
We'll be there today, me and Cheaty. You guys are the biggest.
Ye. What's wrong with the fair? I like the fair? I'm
not I'm just you guys are Where are you guys going today? No?
I know, but like right after the show, I can I ask?
Is it through work or did you want to go? Just and you're forcing
Chevy to go with you? Well, we wanted to go because we want
to do our little adventures. We want to get some content, get some
good fair food. Okay, as long as it was consensual. Yeah,
I know she didn't have a little joy a little bit. Yeah, you
guys gonna be riding the Tilted World together or the the Zipper? Do you
guys go on fair? Rights? I don't. I go for the food.
Yeah, I don't like how it makes my stomach feel like it turns.
I don't like any ride. No. I like roller coasters at amusement
parks, but I have gone three rides. You won't go. Oh you
know they're a client of ours? Yeah, which is which, which is
great? And I'm going, but I'm not gonna get on the rides.
Because they fold them up and put them in a suitcase. After Yeah,
there's trill nuts and bolts and screws. I've drilled behind the truck going down
the highway. Oh that was good. That was good. I need to
help you guys. My left eye it's doing it now. It's been twitching
for like two days. What does this mean? You need more sleep?
You're stressed out. But I always need more sleep and I'm always stressed that
it doesn't happen. Yeah, I don't know. People always said that you're
you're not getting enough rest, you're tired, that's why your eyes twitching.
I've had that same thing where twitches for several days in a row. I
think it's just some kind It makes me muy like a crackhead, Like,
can you not start twitching in front of people? Yeah, you didn't think
of my tweaking or something, are you No? We were having to talk
earlier at the coffee machine as you were getting your coffee for the morning.
I was like, you haven't already had a Starbucks this morning? Is this
like your third coffee of the day? And you said you didn't have time,
and you said you normally get a quintuple shot coffee. I mean,
doesn't everyone need five shots when they get it? No, that's enough caffeine
for almost the entire week for a normal person. And you wonder why your
eyes twitching. I'm just maybe you're like, maybe you are a crackhead.
I mean, do you know what I mean? A five shot drink is
a lot well as a superstition. It says it's good luck, so hopefully
you have good one. Really, Okay, my eye twitching is good luck?
Okay, are sleep I'm too stressed, but good luck is coming.
Good luck is all the way. There you go, I will take it.
The JV show on Wild ninety four to nine. We are going to
get to our cooler not list in just a second. Grand we have a
chaf though, we do. I got a DMI means Jess very important.
Yeah, let me read this DM and says Hello, Graham, I just
want to please send an appreciation shout out to my husband Robert SEPPI ruiz.
Sorry it's in all caps, so I assume I assume this is the tone.
He will be on the road to work on Thursday from six fifteen to
six thirty am. Thank you for being a great man and a better father,
Babe, the girls that I love it, Thank you, jav show,
We love you all. That's from Carme again. All caps, the
entire message all caps. So Robert Seppie Ruiz, we appreciate you. Oh,
we appreciate you. It was just an appreciation shot, all right?
Cool or not? This is what we do every Wednesday morning. We throw
some things at discuss is that cool or is it not? Pretty? Self
explanatory? Cool or not? Fashion Nova sells height inserts for men. No
cool. I'm many things that you put just like lifts that you put in
your shoes, Yes, in your shoe, and you can even like edge
it depending on like how much taller you want to be. I think it
goes up to like two inches. Are you just adding different thickness wedges or
do you like pump them up with air like today, I'd like to go
an extra inch taller. So it's not like a whole like platform insert like
where it's it's your whole foot, But it's just like a like a like
a heel. Yeah, I think I need to. So you're attaching it
on the bottom of the show, you know, you put it inside it
still inside your shoe, but it'll lift your heel up. I'm not mad
at it. Like Look, if I wasn't six two and three quarters like
I am, now, you're not six two and three quarters, I'm six
two and a quarter. You're not even that. I'm six two fine and
an eighth. And if I wasn't six two and one eighth of an inch
tall, I don't know that I would use those. But I would shop
for shoes, you know that makes intention. I would buy thicker sold shoes.
I would just do it. I wouldn't buy ridiculous ones that clearly looked
obvious, but I would lean. I would gravitate towards shoes that made me
look a little taller and interesting, wouldn't you, I mean, yes,
all the ridicule you ladies, Yeah, guys that are guy. Yeah,
I would. But I don't know if I would buy fashion Nova height.
No, I'm not doing those, No, because I don't like. Look
you you go back to a lady's place after a successful date, and then
a bunch of like lifts fall out of your shoes when you take them off,
like you can't do that, but you heard dog starts chewing them.
But if you want to be waiting exactly if you want to be wearing boots
or whatever it is that have a thicker soule make you a little taller,
I'm all for that. Poor guys, they have it. You guys have
it so hard. Well we really don't, but only because you guys are
so mean about it. I mean it still not as hard as I don't
want to feel that bad. I wouldn't know. Again, I'm six to
two and maybe six two and three sixteen. Yeah, but I'm gonna say
cool, fine, I'll go cool, yeah, cool. Yeah. It's
kind of like us where he kind of weird. If like my man was
out shopping for these, I'd be like just no. Right. But again,
to just this point, it is kind of like you ladies wearing makeup
or a padded bra, or hair extensions or eyelash extensions like a filler,
or I have much longer do woman to keep going on that list possible enhancements,
and guys want to use one thing though we need them. No by
other women, No, by everyone. By other women. Women are the
harshest judges of your guys's looks. By everyone. Women should be uplifting other
women. Yeah, totally, Graham, what do you have all right,
what do you guys think cool or not? Getting a separate inflatable swimming pool
for your dog? So that's cool. I saw that picture. It's so
cute. I posted this picture to my story. Yesterday. My wife went
to Target. She's like, it's you know, it was one hundred degrees
in Napa yesterday and our last inflatable pool got a big crack in it.
We had one of those hard plastic ones oak. So she said, I'm
buying a pool. I'm buying a pool. And I came home and she
was blowing up one pool and there was already another one set up. She
said that one is per handbone for the dog. That's so sweet. The
only reason is it wasn't for to have like a cute moment. And everybody's
reaction when I posted that was like, oh, look at that. So
cute. She gets a separate one. No, my dog will pop the
bigger pools. The bigger pool is an inflatable one, and she jumps in
and out constantly. She loves the water. But every inflator, every time
we bought an inflatable anything, she pops it. So the one that she
got is not an inflatable one. It's made not of like harder kind of
plastic, and she's supposed to go in that. Now. I look,
it was cute, it made a great picture, but I'm still going not
cool because as soon as everybody gets into the big pool, where does Hambone
want to be in the big pool. So then I had to go out
there and I had to sit in the dog pool with her. It was
me and Hambone sitting in the dog pool together, said, dog hair is
floating around so much dog here. When Kate walked out and she's like,
what are you doing in that pool? That one's for the dog And I
said, if I get out of here, she's gonna bark the entire tarn
wanting to get into the other pool. So I had to sit in the
dog pool and she and Kate took one look at the water and said,
you don't even want It's disgusting growth, so gross. And so I was
just bobbing around there and there's just all this hair and all this stuff,
and she jumps in and out and all this dirt. So I was just
bobbing around in that little tiny pool with my legs hanging out. Yeah,
my legs hanging out. One end and my upper body hanging out the other
and I cooled off in there and we had a nice time. But you're
better than me. I'm not getting in a dog pool. Sorry, sorry,
dog. I can go inside and watch us through the window. Yeah,
but then you're han't. I can't stand listening to a dog bark incessantly.
She would stand there at the door and bark the entire time. This
dog. Her favorite thing in the world is getting in the water. It's
her favorite thing. That's a good good dad parent, dog parent, I
mean a dad parent. I'm going not cool cool? I think it's very
cool. Ess. Do you want to throw something in? Yeah? Cool
or not? When you're at the front of the line, the food line
specifically, and someone asks you to get something for them and they'll send you
money, A stranger or a friend, a stranger, what are we talking
about? Like this happened. This happened to me over the weekend at Laonda
Festival. I was buying. I was in one of the lines for food,
and really quick somebody came up to me and was like, Hey,
can you get me this? I was getting some sevvy chit and she was
like, can you get me some and I'll bend with you right now.
So I was kind of like cornered, so I kind of had to say
yeah. She ended up sending me like a couple extra dollars, so I
was like, all right, cool, whatever, But what do you guys
think about that? I guess cool if you as long as you get the
money for I would want to do that. But if somebody asked me,
yeah, I'd be afraid to say no because I'm such a push over.
God, I have no backbone. Are you kidding me? I would be
like, I don't have Venmo. I don't have that. But then they'd
be like, oh cash, I don't have that. Yeah, but if
they give you cash, well, they give you cash. I thought you
said it was Venmo, Yeah she said, she said Venmo. But what
if they ask you? If they if they're showing you the money that I
know, I'm getting paid, but otherwise I'm I'm coming up with but what
if they have like the biggest order ever. Sorry I don't speak English,
I don't know you. I don't know what you're saying against the English people.
Yeah? Yeah, yeah, what if they're like, okay, yeah,
I'm gonna give you cash. But I'm ordering these fifteen things. Oh
no, no, no, no no, it's one item to yeah,
when you start adding and drinking, if there's any customization on that order,
like I want the same no mustard, No no no no, no,
I'm out. I'm not doing that one thing everybody's giving you like a Sideye.
Not cool because if I had to stand of this long ass line,
get in line, okay, stop, that's a good pat This was just
a ploy to cut the line. Yeah, oh I'm out. Yeah.
Not cool, actually not cool, but cool that you do though, And
then I got some extra money off the JV show on Wild ninety four nine.
Thank you for having us on. All right, So Elon has this
starlink right like Internet? Well it is, it is internet, but it's
like satellite internet, right. So about nine months ago he gave access to
starlink to a really remote tribe in the Amazon only like two thousand people are
in this It's the Marubo tribe, very remote part of Brazil, okay,
And they got this internet because they wanted it to be able to help them
in case of emergency. A lot of people die from like snake bites and
whatnot, and so this Starlink actually has saved a lot of lives there on
this very remote tribe. It was doing wonders for them because before they didn't
really have any communication to hospitals or anything like that. Wow, as with
all things, there's a dark side of the Internet, adult content, and
they say that a lot of the members have become addicted to porn. Oh,
some of the young men sharing videos in group chats, and they're hoping
that they don't start seeing these young men trying to like commit these aggressive sex
acts that they're watching on the Oh. Yeah, they're learning some new techniques.
They're learning a lot of things, and none of it good. They've
also been exposed to like social media, which we know is not good,
not a good. Now, Selena, being one of these young adolescent males,
you've been You've lived your entire life separated, you cut off from the
outside anything that's going out there, and then suddenly you get a hold of
the Internet and you see that there are just bazoomers everywhere. Yeah, bazoomers
of every different size and shape. And you didn't even know there was a
town called Pound out there somewhere else in the If you had no idea I
mean you just imagine the I mean, it's just the sharing of information.
Also that the Internet brings you that you've never known about before and suddenly you
have access to it all everything. But clearly you would go straight for the
then. Yeah. Yeah. They also said that young people have gotten lazier
because of the Internet, and they're learning the ways of quote the white people,
So they are going to become more and more like the people in the
United States. Pretty soon. They'll be wearing crocs and sweats and sit around
scrolling all day instead of going out and like hunting or whatever they're supposed to
do that day to support their people. Graham, aren't you getting starlink because
I feel like if starlink can get porn to the Amazon like, you're going
to get some great connection. Yeah. I got my starlink dish for our
new house because the internet options there are a bit lacking. I feel like
there's gonna be some good regular kind of service like internet service there in the
near future, but it's not there yet because it's kind of we're a little
bit outside of town, and so I got my starlink dish thing, but
I haven't put it up on the roof. Yet I'm going to try to
do that this weekend. Get some Internet pumping through that house. It's supposed
to be pretty fast. I've talked to other people, neighbors and stuff.
They have it, they like really so does everyone in that in this new
neighborhood basically have Starlink if they can't get other Some people have like an AT
and T or something. But it's the speeds aren't that like, they're not
that good. And my wife works from home and so she's on video calls
and stuff all day long. So I need a good fast connection and Starlink.
Man, they put up new Starlink satellites like they launch them like every
other week. It's nuts. I don't know. Yeah, I don't know
anyone that has this, But what a good selling point. Hey we can
get porn to Amazon. I should have like a Starlink endorsement. I should
be like a Starlink condorction endorsement. Well, I got to see how it
works first, see how fast the the born there, and then I'll let
you know testing purposes. Obviously. It is funny though that all the driver,
the main driver behind all the innovation and high speed internet is all driven
by adult content. You can thank your lightning fast internet. You can thank
that. Actually, why yes, that is all due to adult content.
You're welcome. So it was like super laggy and it would like freeze up
before and somebody's like, you know what, we need faster internet. And
then so Exinity came about. Was like here, like how did that happen?
All the money, all the revenue that's generating, all that money went
towards we need to deliver our customers a better product. There's a demand for
a faster video extreame. And what do you think that driver was? Adult
content? I mean adult content accounts for billions upon billions upon billions of dollars
in our economy. It's a massive you guys are It's not just those guys.
I feel gross by association, Like you're listening to us this morning,
and ladies don't ever, we don't, we don't just and I don't gosh,
why it just gave me those eyes Jesus, Yeah, yeah, yeah,
all right, we are just kidding you, you know downstairs dj on
if that's if you must honest, it's all the stuff you need to know
what's hot in music, movies, shows, and the most talked about stories
happening today in the bay. So James Gordon was on this super scary flight?
Was it a Boeing, because then he probably wouldn't have been going.
I don't know, but we know that he was on a British Airways flight.
For me too. He was on a plane from Portugal to the UK.
But they had to make an emergency landing after there was a mechanical issue
with the wings. Passengers said that they were told to brace for impacts and
to possibly head for the emergency exits. What do you do when you brace
for impact? You you buckle up and then put your head between your knees
or some like What does that mean? What are you gonna hold on tighter
to the armrests? As if that's going to do anything? I think I
would just like tense up, like racing for impacts up for scrunch your eyes.
Yeah, that has the opposite effect, right, You don't want to
be all tense, Yeah, you want to be nice, to be goosey,
lucy, goosey. Let's they say about car let's they say about car
wracks. I don't know, but so they made it. They ended up
grounding the plane safely and then James and all the other passengers they were forced
to sit there on the tarmac for three hours. It was just an awful
experience. They said that James was actually really cool during this time. He
like walked up and down the aisle. He was taking pictures of the fans
and telling jokes and trying to like lighten the mood, which is a complete
contrast from what we've heard about him being mean to everyone. Yeah, remember
he was like yelling at restaurants staff members and stuff and like making them man.
Maybe he had a major realization that he needed to change his behavior.
Maybe like a near death experience changed him. Yes, and maybe now he's
back to being the James Corden that we see on TV and commercials, because
that guy I want to hang out with. He seems really nice. Yeah,
it isn't funny. So then they get off the plane and they were
directed towards some like immigration area, and then there was no airport staff so
they had to wait again. Like, it was just an awful experience,
but brace for impact, I think I would be I would have PTSD.
Yeah, after something like that. It was definitely a boeing, Right,
it happened given everything that's happened to be Although can I come to Boeing's defense
here just a little bit sure? I mean, I I agree, well,
a lot of incidents have happened with Boeing, we know that. But
in their defense, they have the most airplanes out there, and it's up
to these different airlines to be the ones to maintain them. So if look,
if it's a brand new plane and they're shipping it out with problems and
like, look that that also happened, So shame on you, Boeing.
But the other things like that's like you, that's like toy to me being
mad at Toyota. I have an old for Runner. I can't be mad
at them that I didn't maintain it over the years when some things start to
break on it and start and because these planes they don't. Your airline isn't
buying a new plane for you to write on every time to do these things
have been They've been put to work a lot of work, They've made a
lot of flights. They're aging, they're getting older, they're gonna have Probably
the things with Boeings and other planes have been happening probably forever. They just
weren't in the news every single time the way they are now, so we're
hearing about it a lot more, right, And I think it's that social
media people are able to post videos and stuff instantly of whatever happened on their
flight. So Halsey says she's lucky to be alive. She was also on
a bone. I know she wasn't on Jamsport and flight No No, but
it's been a while since we've heard of you heard from her, or even
talked about her on the show. She hasn't really dropped any music. So
she posted on Instagram she said, long story short, I'm lucky to be
alive. Gone to saying about how there's poison in her brain and in her
blood, like she's dealing with some serious health issues, but doesn't say what
it is. Well, we knew that the only thing that I remember her
ever talking about was endometriosis, but now it seems that she has leukemia.
Really, that's what I'm thinking, because she's donating proceeds from this song and
this album to the Leukemia and Lymphoma Society and Lupus Research Alliance. So it
looks like those two things that she is she's been dealing with. Yeah,
very scary I think based on the pictures that she posted to it seems like
she's going through like some intensive like treatment. Yeah. Yeah, and just
speaking of sorry this this break is such a downer. But did you see
these headlines about Christina Applegate? No, you know she has MS. She
was on a podcast with Jamie Lynn Siegler. Look her up. She's an
actress, but it was like an early two thousands, nineties actress. Anyways,
she was Christina Applegate. I'm sorry, I don't have this right in
front of me, but some of the things that she was saying, like
has a lot of people worried. She was talking about being depressed, like
actually actually depressed because of the toll that MS has taken on her body.
And she's even scaring herself with the thoughts that she's been having lately, and
like the term she used was fatalistic. Yeah, and that she doesn't enjoy
living anymore. Nothing makes her happy. When you start to lose control and
function of your body, it's entirely Yeah, you've got to be incredibly difficult
to put on a happy face and feel excited about waking up each day and
getting out there, and you know, it's just it's debility, no poor
thing. Oh my god. Okay, Graham, will you please start thinking
here, that's like not so sad here. Well, let's do a new
scam alert if you guys saw this. But officials in Alameda County warning people
that maybe if you see a property for sale in the Bay Area and the
price is too good to be true, it might be a scam because they're
dealing with people attempting to imperson impersonate property owners and then put a place up
for sale. Basically, people are trying to sell properties they don't own.
Wow. A real estate agent says that he was contacted about who, from
what he thought was a property owner looking to sell a vacant lot in an
Oakland neighborhood. That lot could have been valued at about one point one million
dollars. He said he was I think he either here or his wife was
really ill. They weren't living in the area. They needed to just offload
this property quick, so let's sell it for five hundred and sixty thousand dollars.
Well, obviously they were takers at that price, and the paperwork started
to go through and they went into escrow. But before they closed escro,
luckily, the escro officer investigated and noticed, Hey, the guy that's selling
isn't the actual property owner that's listed on the title here. You would think
that'd be the first thing they would wow and then the whole scam unraveled.
But it was just days away from closing. This run person would have sold
the property out from under somebody else and he didn't even own it. So,
oh my god, scammers be scamming, scamming. So if you ever
see your own house up for sale, you might want to let people know,
Hey, it's not actually for sale. Oh my god, imagine that
because we all here on the JV show Love the Yellow app can't afford anything
on there, but you know, imagine sing your own house on there.
Yeah, somebody else could put it up for sale. I mean that's essentially
what happened here. I mean, it wasn't a house, it was a
vacant lot. But yeah, you see a price that's too good to be
true, Larry, probably too good to Oh my god. The JV Show
on Wild ninety four nine, Before we get to what to Believe, Graham,
you and your wife Kate have been doing that six second kissy thing.
Yeah. I remember when I brought that up a week or two ago.
There was some sort of relationship expert that said, every single day you should
kiss your partner for six seconds and hold that kiss for six seconds. And
I brought that up to my wife and she said, let's try it,
And so every day since then we've we've done it. Wow, I got
it, And I got to tell you, guys, it's legit. I
think there's I definitely think there's something to it. You feel it's brought you
guys closer, yeah, a little bit, And it's just so nice.
It's just so nice. It gives you a good It gives you a good
feeling, makes you feel good. Do you ever sneak in some tongue or
is it just like uh long chapped lips to Kate's luscious lips. I tried
to sneak the tongue in there, and she told me that was against the
rules. WHOA And I didn't know that there were rules that there were rules
set out, but she said, that's so that's not part of it.
And it doesn't necessarily have to be, you know, lip to lip,
but you could give the person a six second kiss on their cheek or their
forehead or whatever, So that's it's all in play. What about uh?
I know I've never made it. I've never made it to six seconds,
so you know that. Come on, you can make it to six seconds.
You're showing off on her? Got it? Got it? Got it?
Never mind? Never mind? Take back what I said? Time for
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Come on, This is a family show, all right. Think about what
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to him. Not much. I think is flat? Probably yes, he
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twenty five thousand followers. Okay, he's driving, he's driving. I would
say, sure, you don't consider that thriving crop. I mean not if
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This is a family show, so you got to keep your guesses clean.
Okay, that is it, sor right, Let's go to your guesses.
Good Morning JV Show. Jared from sem Bruno and I think the word is
tattooed tattoo would you ever? Yeah? A good question, a little one.
What would it like like a little heart? Yeah? Or something thank
you and something cute? And where would it be? I don't know,
would you ever really do it? I mean yes and no, probably not.
But if but I don't, I don't really care. Well, no,
it's hey, jo Edwin from Brentwood and we believe that the missing phrase
is face mask. You guys, have a good morning. Love you guys.
That's a good guess. Put on one of those like mask things like
I thought like a face mask like oh fai, I'm not like a COVID
mask like nobody's wearing. It could be either either way, wrong answer,
but good guess is the bleeped out word mustache wax that's a good morning.
No, I like to grow now you ever, this is a safe space.
You ever waxed your stash? Graham, I don't know if you know
this. Huh Mexicans are hairy. I know so, I'm it's a must
Ladies. All three of you are mustache waxers, not waxer. But I
like will plucks you own hurt. I don't know wax it and I just
you go to the barber shop and get a hot Yeah. Wait, you
shave your mustage. Yeah. I took like one of those scared of doing
that norma planar thing, like one of those. Yeah, it only grows
back thicker and storm here. No, that's my pluck. Well, I
thought when you plucked a hair, then more hairs came to that hair's funeral
or something. Isn't that isn't that the old Waite style? Or is that
about plucking a gray hair? That's only when it's gray hair? Yeah,
got it, And I guess we do a little bit of everything on the
bottom. Mustard. Know you're such a mustache prominent show this November because I
was trying to get JV to grow stash with me. This November, we
will all be growing our stations. All four of us will be raising money
for a great cause. I can't wait. Right, continue to leave your
guys on the talk back. We'll play more of them next here on the
JV Show. I got some shout out to you guys. I got a
DM and stays Hey Graham and JV showgang. Can I get a shout out
for my daughter Leila Martinez who's graduating from the fifth grade at green Brook green
Brook Elementary and San Ramon go cougars. I don't know what they are.
She listens every morning on the way to school. Love you guys, and
that is from Zuri, so happy graduation to her. And then another mom
in my DM said, can you give my son Tyson and my daughter Tempe
birthday shout out? They love your show, especially what the Bleep? Tempe
turned eleven on Sunday and Tyson is seven on Wednesday. That's today. They
both deserve. Who gives a fart? We listen every morning. That's from
Starlin, so happy birthday to both these day birthday. All right, We're
going back to our What the Leap game next Here Waldy for Night the JV
Show online playing I What the Bleep game where you can win a JV Show
chug mug. You just got to be the first person to guest today's bleeped
out word in the clip of the day. This game usually kicks off around
seven o five. You want to be here for the start because if you're
the first person to guess the word correctly, that's how you win. Okay,
easy as that. But if you are just tuning in, here's today's
clip. Okay, don't judge me, but I finally gave in and put
a on my face. Yeah, I just did it. How long did
it stay on? For a long time? Oh? Why didn't you do
it before? I just didn't want to. You know, it's not something
that I wanted to do. I didn't want I didn't know what my what
my man to think of me? After? Right? Right? Right?
Hey, this is a family keep it clean, all right? Saw the
gutter as always leave your guesses on that talk back Mike on the Free iHeartRadio
app. Let's go to your guesses now, Good morning JV Show. This
is Pablo Keami. Our guess is a bowtox or some kind of filler boattos
or well that's wrong in this case, but correct, it's happened. You
know you've done that before. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, love
it. Love that for me. This is Valerie from San Jose and I
think the bleeped out word is piercing. Thank you. You're saying the guy
you got any piercings on your face? You got to know, got my
nose? I used to have the Monroe piercing. What's that? People still
have that? Cardi Cardi b has one right now. It's the like the
Marilyn Monroe. The would have a market market was a piercing you have that?
I used to have that also closed back up. I could probably still
stick an earring through it or something. There's still a hole in your face
maybe, I don't know. I haven't tried. If you drink a glass
of water and try to hold it in does water? No, it's closed
enough where that doesn't happen. I wonder if I could still get someone in
there. I don't know. And I used to have an under eye.
Are you serious? Like a pin cushion? Wonder Carrie? I have a
picture of you with all your facial piers. If I can find one,
I don't know. I have to go back. I might have lost all
my It was before I had an iPhone, so I don't know if I
have any enough picture Morning jav Shows Jessica, Santa Clara and I think the
bleeped out work is wrinkle cream, maybe an attacked mustache wax. Earlier en
wrinkle cream was a was it was a guest. Wait, can't go back
to all the facial piercings. What does your mom think about that hates tattoos,
hates yeah, but what can she do? Good morning, Priscilla from
San Leandro And I think the bleeped out word is temple patch. Have a
good morning. Hey, here's today's unbelieved Okay, don't judge me, but
I finally gave in and put a pimple patch on my face. You know,
we talked about those little star ones recently and like I didn't like when
people would just wear these all day out in public. But my daughter's been
like hounding me, like, hey, mom, you need a pimple patch.
That would hurt my feelings. I would I think coming from anybody else
would hurt my feelings. She's just looking out and did you wear it out
in public? No? Okay? Or was it this the star? I'm
all for throwing a pimple patch on and then going to bed, right,
but I'm not gonna wear one. Everyone's gonna work. Yeah, actually I
guess so okay, yeah, I think no? I did ye? All
right, Well, satisfied customer. All right, let's give some shout outs,
lots of shout outs to give this morning. First and foremost, Priscilla
out of San Leander, what's up? Coffee? Along with us with your
brand new JV show Chuck Mug, unless, of course, she choose to
sell it on Facebook marketplace. I would not blame you for the low low
price of seventeen ninet ninety nine. All right, A lot of people had
the crek cancer this morning weren't quite fast enough. I apologize if I don't
shut you out, because there's a lot of you. Karina in Modesto had
to crack soda. Cali and I think she said Cathedral City, but I'm
not really sure. But what's up? Cali? Cynthia and Antioch had a
crag? So did Paula in Santa Rosa, Whitley and Nevado, Ayana and
Antioch. Marie in Sesoon, what's up? Marie? What's up. It
must be hot in Sasoon. Yes, today, Paula in San Francisco,
Sammy and San Jose, Frankie and Fairfield, she was on it. She
was close this morning. It's up, Frankie, Cordelia, Yeah, you're
from Cordelia, Junior from the City, Vincent, Olivia and Dublin had a
correct soda bill in San Francisco, Kimberly in San Jose, Lily in Beneicia.
If I can read my handwriting, I think that's where she's from.
Our buddy Amanda Napa had a crag soda Sonya and conquered Jose in Redwood City,
Corin and Anna and San Mateo, what's up? What's up? Carrie
and Rhoder Park, Jose an American Canyon, Christian and Andrew. They had
it correct, and so did Yasmin. Yasmin from Berkeley also had a correct
amongst them. You can't shout out everybody. I tried by my handwritings,
because good job, guys. Let me job. Yeah, you gotta be
better. Yeah, we'll play against tomorrow seven to five. Remember, yeah,
we will remember when you win. Priscilla, check your email. That's
how we're going to reach out to you. And also make sure the email
that you have associated with your iHeart account is one that you have access to,
because we're gonna we're going to email. A lot of people try to
use their old hotmail accounts and they're like, I can't get in there to
get the email. Well, better guess that password. The JV Show on
Wild ninety four nine. Time for the JV Show. Yep, nope game.
Let's go to the phone. Hi is this Lilian on the line.
Yes, it is Hi, Lillian. How are you? Oh? We
are wonderful, Thank you so much. How are you surviving in this heat?
Doing okay so far? But it hasn't gotten super hot yet. Oh
can we ask where you live? Full address? Please, if you don't
mind. Wasn't that hot in San Jose? It's one hundred and naf but
yesterday it's about ninety. But I've been worse. Okay, fair enough,
all right, Lilian. So today you're playing the JV Show. You have
NOE game and it's for your chance to win four tickets to check out Ice
Cups, Big Three Basketball. Nice. All you gotta do is get three
out of four trivia questions correct, which I know you can do, easy
peasy. So let's get to it. Here's the question number one. In
what US city will you find the famous cracked liberty bell? Philadelphia? Yeah,
there you go, Selena, did you know that one? H huh
yeah, oh sure, okay, all right, nope, all right.
Question number two, the lion is the animal that represents what astrological sign that's
gonna be Leo's. Yeah, that's the best one. By the way,
No, they're so arrogant. What animal do you got on your side?
I'm a goat, I'm a fish. Again, the lion is the best
one. Thank you, you're welcome, all right. Question number three.
When a banana is growing, what direction is the stem pointing up or down?
I think it's down? Yump, my god. The bananas grow up,
grow upside down. Isn't that weird? That really weird? And then
we put them on display and we hang them the other way. They want
to go there, they're growing up. It's interesting. All right, you've
already won the game. This last one's just for funzies, and you'll get
this one crack. Question number four. If someone is the EMC of an
event, what does EMC stand for? Whispering little voice back there is it
Mike Chuck. No, it's not Mike check. Oh man, I thought
that was an easy one. Master of Ceremonies is what MC stands for.
What's hilarious is that that wasn't even your answer. Someone was whispering to you.
It's my check, my daughter. I love that. What's your daughter's
name? Ellie? Okay, Well, even though you guys did want some
one, correct, you still want yeah? Yeah, you just got four
tickets to check out Ice Cubes Bake three basketball. So this is happening June
fifteenth at the Oakland Arena. It's gonna be so much fun and you can
take your whole family with you. Nice all right, Lily, and thank
you so much for being on and playing. I'm gonna put you on hold
and you guys have a great rest of your day. Okay, oh you
know she's there. I turned I turned the phone off. I'm just hold
on hold there. Sorry, Okay, I know she could hear me,
so just hang on there, like, yeah, thanks, thanks a love
you guys. Listen. Every morning I was like, why can't I hear
her? I pressed off? Sorry about that. The JV Show on Wild
ninety four nine, Graham how's it going over there. Let's go out to
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to launch a man mission. We know the last one thousand and sixty two
attempts have all been called off at the last second. But this one we
are full systems go. We are in the final countdown ten nine. Oh
my god, I'm so nervous. Seven sick. Why she counsel fast?
Hold up? See if start can make it off? The two pick up
the one ignition we are going, and lift off is taking place. Carry
two American heroes drawing a line to the stars for all of us. No
sorry, I will say, oh no, because I accidently hit the crash.
Sound sorry that things lifted off beautifully. Attitude for its asset and location
and control offs are here in the room. It is going on fast.
It is launching into the stratosphere through the clouds. Wow, this thing is
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All right, so is the j Low curse over? So let's see here.
Album flop tour flop, Yeah, marriage flop, movie fop flop.
I think not. So. Her new movie Atlas on Netflix is actually doing
really really good. If you don't know, it's a sci fi thriller where
she plays a data analyst who doesn't like AI all that much, but then
some robot like goes rogue and starts destroying humanity. Then she has to use
AI. Anyways, a lot of people have got sucked into watching it.
It's topp to Netflix's global list for like the second week in the row.
In the row, so this movie dropped on May twenty fourth, and during
that first week, Atlas was number one with one point three ballion minutes streamed,
which if you compare that to the movie that was there in the number
two spot, that one only had two hundred and twenty four million minute streams.
So Atlas is completely dominating right now despite reviews from critics not being that
great. Oh but people are still like flocking to go watch it, which
I think is still a win. Yeah for her minor win that's overshadowed by
all the other losses. Yeah, currently, but it's still a win.
Yeah, a win is a win, I guess. Yeah, take take
your take your victory. Laugh j I've tried to watch the movie twice and
it didn't go so well. Oh it's not it's that bad for me.
I just I couldn't get into it. I just I found myself just scrolling
and just doing literally everything else but watching the movie. Well, that's fair.
You're just living in and that's my truth. That is my truth.
That is you're confirming that it was a good jettison and the vehicle's trajectory continues
to look good. Three minutes good, but did you hit the crash?
So Boeing star Liners flight going great, so far going great. I think
those astronauts have diapers. On because I would have been, you know,
when they were. They cut to a live shot of them sitting on the
launch pad. If you're just tuning in, the Boeing Starliner actually actually successfully
launched after numerous previous attempts were scripped, and they showed a live shot of
the two astronauts city there, and I swear the female astronauts she was on
her phone. It looked like she was scrolling, and the other guy looked
like he was gonna, you know what in his pants. He looked terrified.
And I think the other she was just scrolling on her phone, just
like whatever, no big deal. She looks very calm. Oh my god.
I don't know how they did that. I would have been like,
nope, if it's a bowling, I ain't going I thought that was on
Modo. But no, too really quick, you guys will never guess who
Joe Jonas is being linked to. Okay, well let me let me try.
Are you actually gonna guess? Okay, go ahead, yeah, yeah,
Bette Midler, No, he said a woman. Yeah, I did
say an older woman, but not that old. Okay, he's being linked
to Jemmy Moore. Really, Joe Jonas he's thirty four years old. Jemmy
is sixty one. I guess they've met at the Can's Film Festival and they
have been in a quote flirty type of friendship ever since. They have been
enjoying each other's company ever since. She does like the younger guys. We
know that for a fact. She likes him young Ashton Kutcher was in the
mix there for for a long time. They were married. They have kids
together, right, do they? No? I don't think they do,
because only kids are with Mealy guinnis, Oh, got it, got it,
cut it. Yeah. But Joe Jonas does look like he would like
older women. I don't know if that's a thing you can spot, but
he looks like and she looks like she would like younger men. So I
think they're a perfect match. I guess. I mean, you do you
do? You do? You do? Yeah? You do? You griam?
Do we squeeze in one of your story? I got a really quick
one and bad news for all you Max users formerly HBO Max. They've announced
that, like every single other streaming service that are going to be raising their
rates effective immediately, they're ad free versions. Those are the ones going up
by a dollar a month. So the basic ad free subscription has risen to
sixteen ninety nine a month or nineteen it's the no ads version, and their
Ultimate ad Free subscription is now twenty ninety nine a month. What's the difference
between you Basic ad free and Ultimate ad Free? How do you get more
ad if your ad free? How do you get Ultimate AD free? I
don't get it. I know they just they show you even less ads than
none. Yeah, that's a lot. If you are a current subscriber,
you're going to see that price hike reflected in your next bill after the fourth
of July, and if you're a new subscriber, it's already there. Not
gonna lie. I thought I was paying a lot less for it. Do
you have I have Max, right, but do you have the version with
ads? Yes? That version with ads on everything? That version is much
cheaper. This makes me mad. I actually use Max not all the time,
but every once in a while there is something that I want to watch
that's only on Max. I have to pay over twenty bucks a month.
If you're ad free, well yeah, if you're watching the one with ads
at that rate has not gone up yet, Well it will though, don't
worry, but that's still a lot. I don't know what I was paying.
It's a lot. The JV Show on Wild ninety four, Happy hats
Hots, Gorching hats Ye Wednesday. Remember it used to be wet Wednesdays all
winter long when it's raining. Now it's hot Wednesdays. Where the JV Show.
I'm Selina Graham and I'm Jess. By the way, I'm on NBC
Bay Area. They have a whole list of like cooling centers around the Bay.
I know a lot of people do not have AC and it's days like
this where it is just brutal. Trust me, I know because it used
to be me. A lot of public libraries are turned into cooling centers.
So if you want to go check that, you know what I mean,
Go check it out and see if there's one there or you I saw center
in my backyard. If you're a NAPA and you need to come cool off,
we filled up two inflatable pools, once for dogs, ones for humans.
And if you need to come cool off, let me know, And
what is your address? Crank the we'll go. You can slide into my
DMS and then come cannonball, Come Cannonball. In the pool if you want
to. Oh, Graham, do you happen to know about the Oakland Bawlers
at Dogs? I was saying a lot about this yesterday. Yeah, I
mean, and I have so of an affinity for this team because I used
to be on a similarly named team, the Hairy Ballers, and there was
a basketball themed Halloween costume that did every year in Vegas for over a decade.
Let me explain this, suggests and anyone else. Back in the day
before Graham got married and had to like turn down the fun stuff, he
and his boys used to get together for Halloween and they were the hairy Ballers,
right, And this was a basketball team and they had hanging out of
their shorts, incredibly short shorts, and then yeah, you know what,
hence the team name and that costume massive smashing success, still funny. Made
a few appearances at Beta Breakers as well. That costume has been well gross.
Where did you guys get well loved? They're custom printing. I mean,
we like went legit on those. Do you still have it? Oh?
Yeah, of course, still waiting to break it out. I wore
it to work here one time, Selena, but I didn't wear the certain
appendage because I didn't want to get funed that. Yeah, yeah, yeah
it wasn't as good. Did you guys add hair to that? Yeah?
Those are custom made as well. Really just went to a whig shop.
You didn't chew it on. You some spray adhesive and then I would blue
the hair all Anyway, back, we're getting sidetracks back to the Oakland Ballers.
Oakland Ballers, which are a new professional baseball team since the A's will
be leaving in steps the Oakland Ballers. Now they're not a major league baseball
team. They play in the independent Pioneer League, but they but it's really
cool because they renovated RAYMONDI I hope I'm saying that right park, and apparently
it looks they did a great job sprucing up the park. They had their
opening home opener last night to a sellout crowd of over forty one hundred.
I read that they were able to build this thing in like two months.
It went from absolutely nothing, just some dirt to this ballpark we saw yesterday
and it looks it looks like a great place to catch a game. And
unfortunately I didn't get a win. Last night. They were playing the Yolo
High Wheelers. Do you think it's you think that's a high school, Yolo
High like Yolo County High School the Wheelers, or you think it's Yolo and
their mascots the High Wheelers. Maybe I think they're the High Wheelers. Okay,
well, whatever it was. They unfortunately lost that game nine to three,
but by all accounts, I mean, mister fab was there. He
had the first at bat in the game and honorary first at bat. And
a lot of Oakland A's fans that have given up their season tickets rightfully,
so have have you know, become Oakland Ballers fans. A bunch of the
Oakland sixty eight This is Black grouper was in the house last night, was
very well. I think this is so cool because what better way to send
a message to the A's organization by continuing to not go support that, but
then go support the Oakland Ballers. Yes, because clearly you guys are willing
to go to games and spend your money and want to watch baseball live.
Yeah, but not for an organization that's just gonna it's gonna abandon you exactly.
Yeah, the Oakland A's last night they had a game at the Coliseum
they drew a crowd of five thousand, and six undred and twenty four.
Oakland Ballers had about forty one hundred, so but that was as many as
they could fit in their park, so it was a sellout. I think
that's really very cool. People that I saw that were interviewed, that went
to the game looked like they had a great time. So props to the
Oakland Ballers. Also shout out to my fellow Harry Bawling Monday. This up,
I'll see in Vegas at Halloween. Your wife would not let you.
I'm going to have to do it again. I can't just I didn't.
It's one of those things like did you know that it was going to be
your last time putting on that jersey. I'm not ready to hang it up,
you know, permanently. I need one more like reunion tour with the
rest of the Oh my god. All right, we got a couple of
shout outs with the V shows. Christian Andrew. I wanted to see if
you guys give a shout out to my sister Isabella. She's promoting eighth grade
at John me and Tanley Andrew as well. It's also her fourteenth birthday,
so we are super happy for her, super proud of her. I want
to see if you guys give her a shout out. Appreciate it absolutely ahead,
shut up, John bure Go razorbacks, the fraserbacks. They're not game,
no, do you know. I don't know what they are, but
they're not that Well, that'd be a cool mascot. But every birthday,
congratulations to everyone graduating class of twenty twenty four. Grant of another shoutout.
Yeah, moms and my dms. Moms and my DMS. Ago one says,
Hey, guys have been listening since the doghouse years, and my daughters
have always listened to you guys as well. Every time we go to school
Tomorrow June to fifth, which is today, it's my daughter's, Isabella's seventeenth
birthday. We're driving to school right around eight fifteen, that's right around now.
If you could please send her a big birthday shout out, because that's
all she wanted for her birthday was to hear her name. I'm round ninety
four to nine. Thank you, And that's from Regina Firth. I think
it's Regina. Oh sorry, I read that ron Regina. That's from Regina.
Sorry, I get so many shout outs. I can't keep tracking them
all. That's from Virginaginajay says a little road Regina, of course, Isabella
happy seventeenth birthday. Who the JV show on Wild ninety four nine. Tt
you don't know what an incredible hulk is now you are from the Bay Area.
That's a dumb question from Field. Oh whoa, whoa, whoa,
Cordelia, Yeah, it's the Bay that it was still the Bay. But
when I was like twenty two, that's when COVID hit, So I never
got to go to the clubs and bars. And you would have gone out
anyways, because there's nothing more than sitting at home. Twenty nineteen, I
was living a hot girls summer, but the only thing I drank was Audiosis
because I don't know what to order. So, yeah, those are popular
for for a while. Yeah, it's just the blue Long Island iced tea.
Yeah, so nasty. It is so incredible. Hulk hypnotic and hennessy.
Oh is it? When you add the hypnotic to the brown hennessy it
turns great. Today's still self hypnautic. I don't think that, Yeah,
I see, yeah, sorry, it is well that for in the Bay
is number one hit music station. The JV Show. Here, I'm Selina.
I'm just and a couple of talkbacks. Good morning guys, happy they
I just want to say, Graham, you made my day with Vagina.
Anyways, I just want to send love to you guys. Happen Wednesday.
Love you guys, have a good rest of your the Regina. Her name
was Regina. She sent a DM requesting a shout out. Now she's probably
mad at me. I ruined the shot, so I mispronounced her name strictly
accidental. It happens from now on. I want to go buy Selina.
I like it. Hey, morning, Jmi Shaw. Just a PSA,
just to remind some pet owners to not leave their dogs in the car.
Also obviously outside, but a big one is like leaving the dogs inside the
car and leaving a crack open. I don't know, bring them inside really
quickly or do a quick errand, but just don't leave your dogs in the
car, right yeah, especially right now. And all right, that's it,
thank you for Yeah, it's a way too hot for that. Yeah.
Heat advisory in effect again today. It's gonna be very hot and the
inside of your car heats up extremely quickly. You're you're like, oh,
just leave the window crack then will stay cool and there no, no,
no, no, it gets hot and they're really really fast. You go
to a parking lot, you see a car, windows up, maybe cracks
with the dog in there. What are you guys doing smashing that thing?
Oh? Yeah, yeah, put it on I g story when I smashed
that window for Yeah, first you have to post it or the way it
didn't really happen. Yeah, can you Can you get in trouble for for
that? No? I think there's a law now that protects I know that
you're a restaurant or something. Oh for pets too, that that I didn't
know. Yeah, okay, well yeah, thank you for that reminder.
All right, Jess, Okay, have you guys noticed that a lot of
restaurants are now bringing back like the paper menus and ditching the QR code.
I have noticed that. And so are you here for it? I know,
Grammy, you're saying you love it? Yes, together, I don't
know. Half the time I go to these things in the QR code won't
scan and then it only works and then can I let me see your phone
because mine's not scanning it? Right, or vice versa with my wife,
like her phone isn't doing it? Can you pass the menu over here?
No? Everyone, it's nice. Everyone has their own menu, thank you.
There are still some places I'll go and it's still the QR code,
and like even my precious b Dubs Buffalo Wild Wings last time I went.
Not only did you have to scan the QR code, because there are some
places where you scan it, look at the menu, they'll come by and
take your order. No, this place, it's like here, scan the
QR code, place your order online and they'll bring it out to you.
But that takes forever. That's like what if you have questions, what if
you want to change this or change that, and it's just it takes forever.
Yeah, I disagree with you there. If I'm gonna be able to
place the order there, I'm fine with it. But if I'm just looking
at the menu there off the QR code, I'm not here for it.
Give me a paper, mans. I would rather just just look. If
I have to use a QR code, at least come by and take my
order. Because to have to add everything to your cart one by one,
then you're going back to this menu and the page has to refresh, and
then you're adding this and pushing this button. Then you got to go to
the drink menu. Let's get this. I thought you would like that because
you hate human interaction. Yeah, but in this case, I just want
to tell you what I want, like door dashing something directly to your restaurant
table. This is might in your wheelhouse. You're a pro at this.
And then there's just something about looking at an actual menu. I know that's
gonna make me sound how old, but like, I like a paper menu.
I just think it's if you have to the server comes around and you've
got the QR code menu and then you've closed your phone out. Hang on.
Actually I wanted to add the let me scroll to it. It was
the can I hang on a second? Nine phones? I'm unlike, yeah,
yeah, and you're doing that, that's stupid. Give me a paper
menu. But if I can just add it to my cart, well,
and then then I'm not mad at that. If I'm opening anything on my
phone, I'm getting distracted. I'm gonna end up on Instagram and then forget
why do I have my phone out again? Just scroll some stuff that happens
to everywhere. Oh yeah, I was supposed to order hilarious the JV show
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going? You know what? It's not going too bad? I think,
Oh, some good news. Pilot Bay is back. Really, this is
a huge jay, This is huge news. It was after like a week.
I was just waiting and waiting and waiting, just checking to see if
he was going to reply. He did. Yeah. Last last we talked
about the cheaty and pilot Base, she said that pilot Bay ghosted her.
Yeah, and we were a little worried that it was because he had heard
you talking about unless I thought so too, But it turns out not yet.
But I do have a question because before he ghost to me, I
told him that I don't have notifications on this app, which I think you
have a man. Yeah, so I was wing. Yeah, I was
thinking about that bad not I don't have any notifications on any of my apps
at all, so I just think it's normal. But then when he said
he also doesn't, I'm just like, hmmm, does that mean you have
a girlfriend too? Oh? Such a double standard here. He probably does,
but that's okay. He's a pilot. He can fly around and service,
different ladies all over the place and no cats, I mean. And
then he said he was in atl Atlanta this past week. So I'm just
like, Okay, what were you doing? A whole bunch of bad stuff.
Yeah, as if nobody can go to Atlanta, they don't. It's
Graham. You're to go to Atlanta if you're single, not if your notifications
are off on the dating. I think that speaks that he is single.
Right. Did he say why he was out there? No? He left
me on red again but delivered, So I figured that out yet. Can
we get a print out of your guys' DM exchange and I'll play the part
of pilot Bay and you play yourself obviously, and then we read them.
We do a dramatic reading back and forth or something. No getting nowhere,
because then we can then we can offer offer our own advice and critiques of
course about your game game. I think it's a great idea, Selena.
I'm in. I'll play cheaty. Oh well, I play cheating for cheati's
tweets. I'll play cheaty you pay gosh, no, because what are you
wearing right now? We could give you some constructive, you know, advice
and criticism about your game. Don't you think it could be helpful? And
then we could all the entire JV show fam everyone listening, we can help
formulate your next message. Yes, I don't. Maybe I'll ask chat.
No, the bait always has really great advice they've gotten. Yes, yes,
exactly. I just think my conversation right now are way too poort.
I don't want Well, that's partly. That's partly why I want to read
them, because I know there's gonna be it's gonna be dry. So what's
amazing? What point do you kind of spice things up a little bit?
Because if you if you keep but at this and you're taking days to respond,
the conversation is not going anywhere. He is gonna get disinterested. Yeah,
you guys are just gonna end up being buddies. Or when do you
start, Like when do you give them your number and take it to text
messages instead, because I think you would get a faster response. Good point,
That is a good point. I don't know. If you asked my
number, I'll give it to him, But he hasn't yet, so it's
on him. But maybe he doesn't think that you're that interested. Yeah,
he's like, oh she just she's like my buddy, I'm gonna punch her
on the arm when I see her and we're just pwels. You know,
you got to spice it up, cast that first spicy style. Have to
I feel like the guy should. He hasn't made any movement, is it
on bumble? Yeah? Maybe that's like he thinks the women make the I
feel like we've already been talking for like a couple of days now that it's
passive you, I feel like he should make the movie. What kind of
stuff do you guys talk about? Now? We just read the messages?
Please please please come on? No, why what are you? What's embarrassing
about it? Nothing? It's just because it's like literally nothing in the messages
right now. Maybe when stuff gets a little bit more. Yeah, hand
over the fund. It's locked. I'm sorry, unlocked. That that was
quick. Yeah, I mean, I'm just we we could give you some
good you're talking to you know, Selena, who's in a successful relationship.
I'm any successful relationship, in a successful relationship. You have three people that
have found success in love, and we could offer you some great advice.
I know, but it's yeah, I mean, that would be my advice.
Conversations that pilot Bay back in the picture. Is there anyone else or
is all your time pretty much invested in this one person. I'm so,
you know, going through the apps and looking for people, but I haven't
gotten the connection really yet. Like I'll match with people, but they won't
say anything to me and I won't respond to them. So I get that.
Do you even really feel a connection with pilot Bay? Is somebody who
you would? I don't know, like to you know, see things go
further. I mean, I'm gonna hurt when he doesn't respond yet, but
I'm not doing the same things. I know, I know. I think
that's why I feel connection because we both like go to each other. Well,
why do you get mad at me when I don't respond to your text
for like three or four days? That's just normal, right? You geten't
to thrive on this behavior. Apparently when I text you grab is for important
oh things? Yeah, it's not like what are you wearing? Yeah?
What are you doing this weekend? Let us read the messages? Come on,
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I don't know if you guys saw these photos of Gaga looking quote pregnant according
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out what the internet was looking at. By the way, I thought we
weren't doing it the Internet. Yeah, I thought we weren't doing that anymore,
just speculating over pregnancies. But Gaga did respond. She posted a TikTok
video with the caption not pregnant, just down bad crying at the gym.
So I saw these photos of Gaga, and I'm offended because I look more
pregnant than that after eating let me see. So I don't think you could
just be like, uh, are you with child? Yeah, we're not
allowed to do that. I'm allowed to do that. I would never speculate
on what I see here. No, And this is how I know I
could not be a celebrity ever, because those comments would hurt. You can't
suck it in all the time, Okay, give her a break. So
I'm and cowell back at it, trying to put together the next one direction.
So This is fifteen years after one direction was formed of I don't know
directions. I guess it should be plural. I don't know. So now
Simon Cowell, he's back holding auditions for anyone who's ready to quote achieve international
fame. He's put up all these billboards across London saying that he's looking for
future megastars. So he's gonna start holding auditions this summer. He said.
The industry tends to focus on solo artists, but nothing beats the fun of
being in a group, touring the world and performing for thousands and then breaking
up. That's all they did was fight in these things. Yeah, they
never last, there's always drama, but they always have that good moment in
the beginning. I guess I'm curious to know if he can come. I
guess another it is an easy like you know, with every boy band or
girl band they break up, there's always gonna be a couple that will just
shoot to solo stardom. So I guess, I mean, if that's your
end goal you have, you still have a chance. He's got to beat
the boy band level first. I guess that level they advanced to the stardom
level and all of you can make it. Yeah, just make it into
the group, backstab everyone else, outshine them, and then you can make
it. Get to outdance them, yeah, I got to out sing them
and out dance them. Yeah, and then betray them obviously, Graham,
what do you have in trending? All right? This was big for forty
nine Ers fans. Yesterday, the team announced they were making Christian McCaffrey running
back the highest paid back in the NFL with a two year contract extension.
The deal is reportedly worth an average of nineteen million dollars a year, but
when you break it down, it's twenty four million dollars in guaranteed money.
But he does become the highest paid running back in the NFL, which is
great news for the forty Nineers because Christian McCaffrey was the Offensive Player of the
Year last year and had an absolutely incredible season and the forty nine ers need
him bad so that was a big signing. Now that leaves one big question
mark on the team because wide receiver Brandon Nayuk still has not signed a new
deal. He is in the fifth and final year of his rookie deal and
he wants an extension. And wide receiver after wide receiver after wide receiver this
offseason has gotten paid. Each and every one of them gotten a bigger deal
than the guy before him. There is huge money going out and he,
I think wants a piece of that huge money. So it'll be interesting to
see if the forty Niners can pull it off. There were all sorts of
trade rumors about him during the offseason, but I think if they were going
to trade him, they would have done it during the NFL Draft. So
he's the next guy. He's the next dude to get paid. Yeah,
but the offseason workouts and stuff are starting to happen. All the kind of
want your guys all there practicing together, but you know it's not. It's
not training camp just yet. These are the tas or whatever. But he's
gonna get paid. He'll get they'll get He'll get his money. The JV
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