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This is the Downbeat on ninety seven
to one, the freak right, the

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double damn Downbeat. Speaking of Head
and Down in case you have missed us

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talking about it for the entirety of
this show, maybe too much. I

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don't know. If we had one
segment it wasn't primarily about our adventure to

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Houston. But we've decided we're in
to the land of purple Drink. That's

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right, you interview Paul Wall and
we decided at six thirty am we're doing

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this, and we've spent most of
the show today putting this bad boy together.

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Prosper Ford has stepped up and given
us a brand new vehicle because the

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car was the biggest issue we had
and we were stuck with the station vehicle

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for most of this thing. But
I am heading up the toll way,

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the whole way to prosper Ford.
Prosper is now officially on my roster,

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and I'm gonna go pick that thing
up from Edwin. He's got stew there

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standing ready, toss me the keys. We're gonna have a sweet, sweet

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ride to Head Down I forty five
together. As The Downbeat goes to Game

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seven tonight, there's still a couple
of logistical things that I think need sorting.

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I don't know if hotels and tickets
are being worked on as we speak.

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I hope so. One tip from
a textra I wouldn't play grab ass

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on the way down to Houston traffic
there is brutal. I go twice a

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week, so I do think it's
bad when you get there like whatever the

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phone says to Houston added like an
hour. Yeah, maybe, And we're

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gonna go straight to the iHeart station
and set up our equipment and test it,

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make sure that works so we will
hopefully well. We will be broadcasting

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live from Houston, Texas tomorrow morning
six to ten am for the show after

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a damn ALCS Game seven that we
hope goes well winn lose. Will either

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be celebrating with you in the morning
from Houston the scene of the crime,

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or we will be trying to get
you through your morning with a lot of

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commiseration. Another text, I love
y'all spirit. My parents rewatched the game

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last night instead of sleeping, and
they got their tickets and headed to Houston.

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Heading to Houston here soon with my
three brothers and sister in law,

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go Rangers. We're gonna meet up
with some ranger folks. I guarantee you

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that are inspired by our gumption to
do this. Yep. And they're gonna

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go down there because they heard the
Ding Dong down beat talking about It's like,

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you know what, that's a good
idea. Let's do it. Let's

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do it. How do you think
they'll recognize you too at the game.

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It'll be easy. I'll be the
idiot wearing a cow outfit, and I'll

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be Kevio. It'll be keV Oh, and I'll be their handler. Mike.

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Now, you're gonna be good enough. I don't have whatever I don't

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I want to talk about. I'll
figure it out after I go to draw

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the way to prosper to get our
vehicle. Then I'll figure out what I'm

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gonna wear. I'll tell you one
thing, because I've acquiesced on dressing up

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as a cow. I'm not gonna
be asking people a bunch of questions about

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a pig, wait one or the
other. Bit Nazis. Let's see,

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we'll get a couple, We'll get
a couple of beers in you and see

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if change your mind. We need
audio. We need to tell the tale

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of what happens tomorrow. Or tonight
tomorrow on the show. Absolutely, I'm

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looking forward to going up to random
Astros fans as Cavio and questioning them,

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are you gonna expand your bit or
just just use your catchphrase all the time.

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Just the catchphrase and just see what
happens. It's all you need.

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Just hey, it's me Kevio and
they hold the mic out and see what

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they say it's me. Yeah,
we'll find out the Metroplex loves your catchphrase.

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Well, that's why I have a
credential from the Italian media because of

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that catchphrase that I originally came up
with on my own. It's a me

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okay a vo. I can't wait, man, I cannot wait to be

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fun. I don't do stuff like
this. This is great, this is

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this is our your one life you
have, this is These are the adventures

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you need to say yes to and
instead a list of reasons why I can't.

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I can't. It doesn't make sense. No, they changed things on

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as quick on this world. So
enjoy you every minute while you have it.

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Zach, live by it, Live
by this thing, I said one

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time, Live by it. How
about the hot Bop? All right?

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All right, we made an awfulness
to this fact. We s sorry,

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not your fancy dress, your white
guy better gotta get the hot it all

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up, my trustee hot mom.
Somebody'd say, maybe you guys can crashed

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on the couch of Ryan Presley,
who's the listener of the pre the station.

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We're out and our good friend's guest
house and all that stuff. What

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if he blows Game seven and then
we show up at his house looking for

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couches to sleep on in costumes and
cow and Mario, that'd be fantastic.

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And he's like, God, that's
kind of the worst day of my life.

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But I do think you guys are
kind of funny. Nice to meet

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you. Move, I'm Danny.
You got a couple of hot mobs,

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and then we'll chicken with the playmaker
Ben Rogers. Man, I am so

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glad to hear you guys are rallying
the troops. Man, it'd be great

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if y'all had a long ass line
for people cruising down here. The h

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town would get with y'all to meet
the freaking trash truths. And what would

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even be greater is if it was
covered by the news station. The motes

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could tell the boys turn on the
TV and see the support of Okay,

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working at like a four assembly line
boach you guys, Hey, guys,

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look up beer. These guys do
a radio showing they're headed down your way

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to all these lifters on this to
eighty nine here as they finished getting the

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five on Hedgy's ass. Hey,
guys, my name is Jonathan Braddock,

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and I just heard your scheme to
get down to Houston, and I run

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a volunteer driver program, and I
would be willing to drive you guys down

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and back tonight and even maybe tomorrow
morning. Our volunteer driver program helps people

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get to places where they aren't able
to because they don't have transportations. So

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volunteer driver dot org all right,
you need a volunteer driver there. It's

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actually very nice. It's very service. Volunteer driver dot org one last coffee.

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Nice people have been offering things.
Jonathan offered some of his travel business

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points to put us in a room. That was sweet. Don't worry about

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it, Jonathan, you keep those. Hey, I'm beat one of your

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audience members here. You can call
me to clue if you like. I

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don't actually care if you'll dress up. I don't care if you wear eggplant

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pickle or go as a cow.
But at this point, with all the

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talk, I do want you to
go. So if any of your higher

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ups need to know that, I
want you to go. At this point,

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you've talked it up. I'm excited. I want you to be there.

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But let's make it out all right. Oh we are, thank you.

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But I think that you know,
the costume element adds a lot.

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It adds very little. Hey boys, this is San Antonio Mike on Coast

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to Coast on the iHeart Radio app. I don't know if you saw my

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text earlier, but I feel like
there's a new movie being created here.

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I don't know if it's road Trip
two, Hangover four, or maybe Astro

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World Vacation with soroy as Chevy Chase. I don't know, but whatever it's

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going to be, it's gonna be
a fabulous disaster. I can't wait to

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hear about it. Give me a
shout out. There's your shout out.

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Give me a shout out. As
he closed his windows ninety four. If

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you know that, as you can
sign off, raise. I do like

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whatever, it's gonna be a fabulous
disaster. That is that's the name of

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this trip showed nickname. Yeah,
I have three more here, shorties,

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so downbeat. I've got a proposition
for you boys. By the way,

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Derek and for Worth here. I'm
off work today. Uh, I'm about

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as big a Rangers fan as you're
gonna find. And I can call him

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sick work tomorrow. Do y'all need
a roadie? I don't know, think

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about it. I don't think what
to load in my my bassamp to Yeah,

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the juice box, a single backpacker
with one pair of underwear in it.

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Is the fact that you're one of
the biggest Ranger fans you could ever

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find. Is that a good selling
point or a bad one? Mind?

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Oh? Yeah, this is Dan
Bennett. Let me just speak with Daniel

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Bayless. Hello, this is Dan
Bennett. Damn it. I don't know

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what that means. He did know
how to use the iHeartRadio. Yeah,

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talkback microphone. Last one, you'll
have to take Malcolm with you and do

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like a remake of Three Men and
a Baby. We should have to bring

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Malcolm. That would be really funny. Kevin and I try to figure out

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how to help it. Anyway,
As long as I can be Gutenberg,

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I'm happy. I don't have the
mustache for Tom Selleck but you will tonight.

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Kevi. Oh, although you wouldn't
want to be Guttenberg when he could

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be Ted Danson. I mean,
he'd be entertained by our costumes. You

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could be worse than being Steve Gutenberg. Yeah, for sure has a star.

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Ben Rocky roomy walks into If he
walked into this room right now,

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we'd go, hey, look at
Steve. Oh my god, do you

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believe it? Yeah, that'd be
awesome. Ben Rogers, the than skin

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shoemaker, the playmaker, I love
my bene of listens. He's like,

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man, I love these guys.
I support these guys. I have an

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idea. Bam. Five minutes later, brand new car from prosper Forward.

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I think The Downbeat is the best
radio show in America. That's very nice

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of me to say. I love
this show so damn much. And yes,

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I was listening and I was riveted, and I wanted to get involved

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and help the cause. And so
I'm glad prosper Ford stepped up. I

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heard Zach getting yelled at in his
office. Yeah, oh, because none

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of this was approved, none of
this was run through corporate, all the

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paperwork and the insurre everything. And
I heard him getting yelled at but he

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did tell me. He goes,
go ahead and let those guys know that

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the hotel is confirmed. Boom.
He's like, don't tell him. It's

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a real dump. Yeah, yeah, told me not to tell you.

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Well, we expected that. We're
kind of scumbag. It's going to be

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two twin beds of a cot.
He said the seats are a done deal,

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that they're worse than the hotel or
motel, and that they may be

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like obstructed views. Yeah, yeah, yeah, a train goes by in

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front of us. The studio is
confirmed, but it may not be in

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the studio, like the studios are
being used, so it would be like

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the hallway, like they've run gables
out there. It's on property. It's

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okay, yeah, you get it, you understand it. Fine, we

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accept their terms. I mean at
six thirty am, I was not thinking.

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I was just going to go home
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a workout, you know, cook
a nice healthy meal and then get ready

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for game seven. And now it's
turned into what could be a fabulous disaster.

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That's right, it will be a
fabulous disaster. Thank you for running

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up prosper Forward for us, Ben, that was huge, and thank you

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to them for giving us a new
vehicle, so we aren't taking the freak.

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We say what we want vehicle down
forty five. It probably doesn't have

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a bluetooth. Rolling up to Astro's
parking lot and that thing and three knuckleheads

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pile out dressed like Kevio and a
cow, and god knows what numb nuts

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is gonna come up with. The
last one to drive that vehicle was kid

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Cratic. That is over ten years
ago. Lord, seriously, when was

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the last oil. It's the old
Eagle vehicle. They really just wrapped it

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like, because I remember getting concerned, was like, why haven't they wrapped

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this yet? And I think that
the inspection sticker is stolen, like it's

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up to date, but I think
they like stole it from another car with

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like a razor blade. If we
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oh should we decide right now?
I think you got us the link

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I sent zach As that was scouring
through the show to look for stuff.

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It was a place that was a
bit of a dump, but it was

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three singles, okay, single rooms, yeah, rather than one nice room,

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three single rooms. We're not staying
at the Horny hostel. You have

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no problem doing a cut if it
need be, if we do stay together.

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No, I do think we should
do an old Dingo bit and we

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all have to watch an adult pay
per view together and review it tomorrow morning

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only discussing the plot. You guys
do realize how little time we're gonna have

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after this game, because this game
will probably end. We'll get out of

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there by eleven maybe, and then
we've got to get back, probably gonna

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need to get something to eat.
We're gonna get back to our hood.

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It's gonna be like freaking one in
the morning, before we even think about

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falling asleep. You have to go
down and try to get on TV every

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chance we get. Yeah, I
like all three of us sharing one bed

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and having to watch an entire porno
together. Who's gonna want to watch a

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porno when their freaking phone alarm is
gonna go off at four eight and we

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have to keep looking at the Denny
monitor as legendary morning would That is uncontrollable.

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I mean, if it does come
down to it, for real,

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Danny on my stomach. Any People
magazine was talking about it, shake that

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tiny d the white dresses Mark duper
at the game tonight. Danny is our

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elder statesman and he had back surgery. He needs a good bed. He's

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not gonna be on a cot.
Guess what, young buck, You're going

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to be on the car. You're
a cut guy. I never Yeah,

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Look, we've been in some bad
situations over the years, though, Ben,

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we've said, some bad places.
We can fight to the elements a

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little bit. Yeah, have you
ever stayed at a place that had ceiling

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blood? A lot of blood on
the ceiling coming through from the six paint

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the walls after this noble homicide?
But yeah, I don't know if we

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really got the money to afford some
paint for the ceiling. The Start hotel

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that had bed bugs, a used
condom on the stairwell as we went to

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our room, very little security.
One Samoan drug bust. Definitely a prostitute

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situation because that was a that was
happening. Yeah, there was a lot,

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was the bit and Skin busted me
out. Yeah, Ben wouldn't,

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haven't it? And it's like,
we're gonna get Kt out of Playmaker snapped

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into action after they spent two nights
at a real nice place. They said,

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we're gonna get Kat out of here. Now He's like, thank god,

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I told Mike Fisher, I'm effing
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Mike Bassett brought his kids on that
trip. Why and I don't know why,

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but he brought his kids on that
trip and he wouldn't let them take

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their shoes off in the hotel room. It was that nasty Yeah, you're

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gonna get happened? Was your ceiling
blood like a splatter pattern? Or was

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it blood soaked from the room above. I think it was blood soak from

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the room above. Oh yeah,
Okay, this heavy blood band trip back

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in the I don't know, the
early nineties at a Motels five, the

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Motel five. Do we have the
name of the motel we're at yet?

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I don't have the reputable name.
No, there is Gonna Hoon's Houston Gold.

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Radio stations do not have expanding budgets. If anything, they're getting smaller,

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and this is unplanned. I think
the budget for your room is like

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thirty nine bucks per night for all
of y'all. They're paying for our room

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by the hour. That tells you
anything. It's one of those not a

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bad value because they're only gonna be
in there for four hours. Anyway,

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there the Houston iHeart people were asking
us to stop at the Madisonville BUCkies to

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get them a bag of beaver nuggets. This is an actual iHeart train them

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on right now. Okay, you
guys don't have time to run errands for

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people. But at the same time
you are guess, yeah, we got

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to bring something nice. Yeah,
we'll stop at a BUCkies. Why not.

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We're gonna need gas, right,
yeah, we're gonna make it down

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there on a on one tank.
Is this thing going to cost us four

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hundreds gas? It's incredible, here's
a large vehicle. I want to extend

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this out there to you guys.
Please, if you find yourselves in the

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situation where a play needs to be
made, roller Town is a brewer we're

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investing in and we're standing by ready
to invest in this adventure. So if

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you guys need anything, you need
to get bailed out, or decide you

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want to supersize a battle, whatever
it may be. There's a cow on

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the field. Maybe he is now
of sleep with the broadcaster point out that

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the cow has an erection sleeping cow. Noa's awake again. Here he goes

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looking good. Sleep with the direction. How about Rollertown, Uh buys us

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a couple of rounds of beer at
the baseball game? Done telling you another

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beer? I mean we don't,
you know, we don't. Of course

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we support all good beer. Yeah
yeah, even even that car buck,

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that Houston carbuck. I want to
Houston. I'm drinking nothing but scissor all

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weekend. Yeah. We want the
downbeat to want for nothing during this Thank

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you? Oh do you want to
thank Rollertown for their support of this mission?

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The fabulous disaster of which we were
about to embark any I mean that

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is the definition of Texas Rangers baseball, all of fifty years of it.

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They're are the fabulous disaster of baseball. They really are. I can't be

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Houston. I though it's still Niching
planning for this only to not burn any

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time. So I'm out of here
right with show ends, I'm going to

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prosper I'm going to prosper forward.
I'm taking the tollway the whole way and

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pick up our vehicle, which I'm
kind of excited to see and get in.

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I am zipping home. You guys
meet me at my house, which

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I think is the nearest triangulated point
for us to head south from at noon.

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Yeah, and then off we go, off we go. What if

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you prank prosper forward You never take
your sunglasses off, and all you do

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is complain about the car. The
car a one until I get Edwin's personal

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vehicle. Tell each one, I'm
playing a lot. Just tell them each

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one of our own brand new Mustang, each of us around each other any

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longer. He was like, let
me call Edwin again. Let me just

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give you guys a free, beautiful, brand new You guys need three Mustangs.

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They only said one pharmacy here which
it's a race. Oh my god,

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the F one race was yesterday.
Oh that's time about for a F

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one report. We have seven seconds. Congratulations Logan sergeant, to be the

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first American score point in F one
race in thirty years. He finished tenth,

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earned one point. Good job,
William's, good job, Logan Sergeant.

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We're hitting the E F and road
boys, it is time for the

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fabulous disaster as the downbeat with very
minimal planning, heads down I forty five.

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We're going to Game seven tonight and
we're broadcasting our show tomorrow at six

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am live from Houston, Texas.
We'll be checking in with the Ben and

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Skin show, if they so choose, we'll be doing it with the speakeasy

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as well. And what did I
say our show was for you today?

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He said open sesame and he said
it's a milking table. Yeah, pretty

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much, because Skin's not here.
It's a milking table that we're here to

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have you guys milk. Absolutely,
we're gonna staying on top of the molting

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table. He medical diarrhea. Surface
went big on the Astros. He's a

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big Astros guy, and he was
devastated by last night's loss and he called

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in Si called in with sadness.
That's what he's missing. He talks so

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much trash about old Bombie hit that
Grand Slam. He was devastating. Right

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for years he's been saying that Alto
was wronged. Yeah, yeah, never

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understood why he was doing it.
They're both five six. All right,

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Well, it'll be Ben, it'll
be Steve southbound, Steve be Swiss,

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sweet and beautiful Christina Ray for the
next four hours. Uh, in some

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form. We'll give you guys a
call here in a couple of hours and

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let you know when we have hit
the road as the fabulous disaster heads south

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and we are back tomorrow morning from
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We'll see rangers, Rangers. I
need to know right now, Hea,

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what's the number on your ass?
Right? Go right, your swol