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You have two chances, well maybe
multiple changes, to catch something today,

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Mike, the fun came up the
stand. Danny Baylis created something and you

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can hear that it's coming up at
about six fifteen ish and again at nine.

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Mike Sroy is gonna reach around the
world today. At eight, join

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me on an adventure. You're gonna
love it. I don't know if you're

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gonna love it. Will love it. You might not believe it. It's

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interesting, it's e fit fascinating.
A lot of it feels very possible.

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Actually all it's happening where or not
it would be the I did a little

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did you after a little deepy dive? And I've been doing it for three

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days? What time we doing this? Uh? Mike, Mike story reaches

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around the World. Can we discuss
I can't get the Atlas shrug out of

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my head? But that's a little
bit more heady and yeah, man lost

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common denominated loads around arts. Yeah, okay, reach around the world?

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Fall down? Don't you like the
Atlas shrug? Like looking at an Atlas

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and struggling. I don't know what
these people are doing. Too heady though,

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too much that ahead, Look i'd
be I'll be honest, I didn't

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know. I didn't get to get
it. No, I've never heard heard

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that. I know what the dynamic
is. I've never heard that phrase.

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Cou didn't read Atlas shrug. I've
never had a problem with an Atlas.

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I just usually open it up,
think you're cool. Yeah, I kind

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of know where well. Atlas shrug
is not about just someone being confused at

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how to use an Atlas, usally
confusion about folding it back talking about a

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roadmap. Okay, so we are
way off. It sounds uh huh.

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It's all about capitalism and now the
world's changing. That's what the book is

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about. Yeah, it's a it's
a it's kind of sounds really boring.

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It's really big. Reaching around the
world sounds fine. The sex and violence.

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Okay, so yeah, if you
too are my audience, then we're

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definitely going to go with the reach
around the world instead of the Atlas shrug.

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Let's have a good reach around the
world. Segments want to be better.

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I want to improve. I want
to evolve not only the topic but

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the whole show. No one's considering
mister worldwide, then I'm considering. I'm

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considering all of them. I just
thought we had a really kind of a

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heady, smart, cool title that
could really stand the test of time.

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But instead we're going to do a
reach around. I think we've learned in

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mornings that heady and smart is not
a path to success, not what we're

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looking for around here. No,
the reach around is a weird concept.

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Why don't I like your deon fire? Okay, I hate your segment,

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man, and I will support the
atmosphere, come and get the fire d

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I was looking about Jim and Garland
driving to work today and he's like,

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I don't get it. He wouldn't
know what it was either, because I

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just looked at that and go,
okay, that's what huh. Yeah?

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And then reach around the world is
funny everybody reach around, because when have

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you been in a situation where we
reach around could even happen? I think

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about that, your standing there fully
erect and someone Okay, Kevin, thanks,

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I think we all do that.
No, the rusty tromboy is that

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that that could happen? There?
Is that? That's one of the things.

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Yeah, like what are you doing
if the road a quidd well,

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that's the thing it does. I
think it does stem from a that it's

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another guy. But it could be
anyone, really can really it could be

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prison. What is there? No, no, okay, it's when you're

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you're uh not top. But the
other thing and the person that is doing

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that thing does you a common courtesy
while they're violating you, they and give

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you a yeah, okay, so
you do it. Probably would need another

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man involved, unless it's your lady
friend and she has happens to have something

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she purchased on a website show up
that I don't know attaches to her belt

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with clips and clasps. Hey,
and that's cool. What you mentioned in

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the rusty tea is more under Yeah, that's seriously. You don't have to

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pantomime it. I didn't say it. JJ's right there, I say it.

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We didn't look at me. She
was not looking at me. She's

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looking at her computer. She's diligently
working. I definitely saw it. She

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doesn't listen to us anyway, No
point, no point? Oh boy?

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All right, well eight o'clock,
Reach Around the World and Kevin If you

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want Sex and Violence Warrior on HBO. No, everyone, all I watched

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two episodes. Yes, there's so
much tough fun because you be happy with

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it. We have we have a
lot of murder, a lot of murder,

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disemboweling. Gal. Yes, it
is incredibly violent. There's a lot

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of boobs and so much corrupt.
Does sound very heady to me, and

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I'm coming out on it. You
boobs an ass, hot hot hot,

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you breathe out of your mouth.
Primarily we've discussed this. And you like

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karate and hatchets to the head,
and you'll get these things. Hatchets to

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the head, a lot lots of
hatcheting, yeah, and sword play a

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little bit of sword play. Swords
are you'll learn. You'll learn as you

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go on through this. There's season
one. Teach me the sword action.

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That is old school, Okay,
if somebody is murdering somebody and you using

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a sword, they're very very ancient. That is the old way of doing

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things, because in Chinatown and San
Francisco they do things differently. Was that

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the hatchet, hatchets, knives and
guns? I'm learning about San Francisco in

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eighteen seventies Kevin in the Karate Badass. Yeah, I look, I generally

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do not care about karate. No, there doesn't mean a thing to me.

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I don't And you know what you
want hear something real wild, too

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much punching and fighting in movies.
I agree, because like, how many

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times in our lives do we got
a swing? Never? Basically never,

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maybe a couple times. When you're
a young idiot, you never. But

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now every movie it's like comes down
to this, we're gonna fight security,

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really real world, Yes it is. It's rooted in your own insecurity.

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The series was created by Bruce Lee. Yeah, what did you expect there

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about high school sex rom perusally another
dancing actor who's completely overrated and overpostered.

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It's over posteen in college households around
the world. A lot of trusty I

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learned years ago. I see a
line being drawn in the sand I made

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disparaging remarks about Bruce Lee that nothing
got the people are auled up like that.

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Not since you said you might might
as well be Elvis go after Stallbach.

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I would whip Elvis's ass. But
I think I did claim i'd beat

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ut Bruce Lee. And now I'm
maybe older and I realize I don't think

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I would beat Bruce Lee in a
fight. There you go if you want

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to, if you want to know, if I'm maturing, I don't think

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I would. Ten years ago,
I mean, but you're saying Bruce he's

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not like the Tom Brady. He's
more like an Eli Manning type. Like

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there's no video of him fighting anyone. Ever, there's some like crote displays,

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like, yes, he seemed very
buff, very lean, probably about

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one twenty and fast. He's in
the Hollywood died. And there's a story

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I looked at when I was arguing
this thing and about somebody who kicked Bruce

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Lee's ass like a real fighter,
and they're like, look, he's an

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incredible performer, but he's not like
considered to be an actual fighter. But

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there's someone with their poster or someone
who's banging their dashboard right now with their

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fists like kinds they could kill every
man who ever lived. He beat up

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Kareem. Gee, it's called you
watched a movie. Okay, Well that's

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all we have or movies. No, it's not all. We have fighting

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leagues, we have boxing, we
have professional fighting, every mixed martial arts,

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I mean, good gravy. Half
of Hollywood is the top billing actors

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are all former wrestlers, and that's
not real either. I agree. Diarrhea,

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Dwayne, Yeah, diarrhea, Dwayne. Okay, did you hear that.

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Yeah, you're hot zingers from last
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neither of you watched it. I
didn't either. Do you have that looked

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over? Now you've already get the
cord? Could you get rounded up Twitter?

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That's why I was friending on Twitter. I click on it real quick.

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Last night computer open. This is
about Oh my god, I just

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don't believe everything he's seeing movies and
TV shows and Monday Night wrong and Monday

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Night wrong. Here's diarrhea, Dwayne. Who's this guy that's seth rollins?

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What's his story? He's to be
popular, right, he is popular.

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He's in one of the bigger events
in the upcoming WrestleMania thirty three days ago.

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That's the Monday Night Messiah. I
think I'm gonna call the rock.

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Oh my god, he's thinking about
it, and he's really thinking about it.

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By the way, he's wearing the
same color outfit as Jacqueline did on

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the floor. He's flamboyant. How
about diarrhea, Dwayne? And every single

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thing that comes out of it.
His mouth has the consistency of wet baby

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poop. It's the crowd start once
they realize you could chant this the Rock

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gets on Instagram. Now I don't
know. Okay, that's enough. Yeah,

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it's too much, too much dramatic
pausing. It's his bit to not

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be that exciting. Who is that
wrong? Yeah, because everyone was seemed

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very confused. It wasn't your traditional
someone says something into the microphone and the

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crowd goes nuts. I mean,
isn't The Rock largely revered or is he

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an evil man? I think right
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the in the lead up to WrestleMania. They brought him back as he was

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gonna fight Roman Reigns, and then
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in instead of The Rock, even
though they love the Rock. So then

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they had a weird twist and they
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bad guy. I believe. So
I think right now Rock is a bad

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guy. And Seth rollins that guy
talking has danced between good and bad for

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a decade, and I believe he's
good right now. Again, I didn't

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watch Dan. You know what,
that's probably better to do in life.

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Well, instead of being like I
am a good person, dude, dance

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between good and bad a little bit, live a little Yeah, that's us

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man, That's what I'm trying to
do here for all of us. So

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Atlas shrug. Those guys always say
being a heel is way better than being

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a babyface. I bet I have
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hotels, Cowboys sud make the jo
motion motion Cowboys, Huh, you never

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win. It's called cheap heat.
And you say the sports team sucks in

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the local city, you are cheap
peat keep pete. Yeah. So,

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in conclusion, Bruce Lee is not
that great versus I mean, he's fine.

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So you don't like you like the
war? Do you like War though?

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Are you kind of like mah?
You like the vibe of it?

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Yeah? No, I love I
like all. Yes, I love the

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vibe. It kind of reminds you
of dead Wood a little bit. Yes,

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I think it's really great. Yeah, but it's not the crotte that's

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getting me to like it. Okay, the story's cool too. I like

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this, the warring Chinese factions.
I like the Irish cops who are racist

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basically except for the one. How
much how much racism is in this show?

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It is so shocking. I love
what you described yesterday. I thought

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you did it well that you switch
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it. I like that too,
just so you're not having to read the

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entire episode, because it's a lot
to look at. I mean, they

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ended up canceling the so it was
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the other show Time I believe,
and HBO ended up putting it on their

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platform. When they went to Max. They canceled it because of cost,

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productions and the fact that nobody watched
it. But it's really highly rated and

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it's just one of those shows that, you know, because there's so much

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crap out there, invariably things are
going to fall through the cracks that are

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actually pretty decent, and this was
one of them. Yeah, I know,

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I'm happy. I'm I'll go home
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it's niche. I mean, it's
you know, it's it's watched three hours

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last night. Thank you, Danny. Halfway through season two. You haven't

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seen anything yet? Okay, oh
wow? And then some reach around talk.

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Yeah, of course, quite a
bit. I had two what was

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the same, Oh, I have
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chance I get the Warrior if I'm
watching Showguns. Okay, I debated that

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because I wanted to watch Showgun.
But I'm like, I don't think I

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can launch two Showgun's good. Can
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two Asian based programs simultaneously. I
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But the reality is I'm just Asian. So I don't think I'm racist.

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I think I just don't want two
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you, dude, I don't watch
John Oliver and John Stewart on the same

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night. The Far East culture has
definitely commandeered my world because I'm watching Tokyo,

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Vice, Showgun, and Warrior.
You're watching all of them, all

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of them here that ladies, Yeah, ladies, definitely right. Maybe come

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and get it. It has affected
the history button when you click on my

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Chrome browser too. Oh. I
bet my god, how mpef miracle.

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I was already a big player.
I just love how. I don't know.

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There's something about the pixelation that leaves
so much to the imagination. No,

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there is, it's pixlation. Is
the worst you need the American Asian

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you need Kobe Kai. Okay,
Dad, it's not it's not I don't

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know. There's something about Wow,
you are on a roll. Laptop's not

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even open, it's all up.
Awesome. You're a mess. Thank you,

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you are a mess. Oh.
I guess it's important to get to

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you in two minutes. And for
that two minutes real quick walking simon yesterday,

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house a couple of blocks and this
is like an old radio chat.

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But whatever, full illuminated Christmas tree
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down as you're gonna get it back
out. You're just gonna get it back

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out. You got a few months
until you're getting the thing back out anyway.

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Yeah, at some point you just
decide, yeah, it's eff in

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June, bro, I'm not taking
it down. Across the street, neighbor,

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Christmas tree fully lit the house,
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around the house fully lit. Not
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not only that he's got this projector
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Grinch on the side of his house. That's still going it. It turns

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on every night. He's got it
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night. And the guy spent two
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I think he does about twice a
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while you're at it, why don't
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turn them off? Because Malcolm's confused
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I feel like that would that would
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projected on the side of the house
lying I just noticed the tree, it's

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not a big deal. Different story
fully projection Grinch. That's great. It's

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freaking March and there's projection Grinch and
full exterior house lights. It's amazing.

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M I kind of love the guy
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slothy dude that just I couldn't believe
he actually put up lights this year.

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I mean to get this guy to
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don't think think it's a thing.
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he's had the house forever. I
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original owners back in the sixties.
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the girl whipping him to put the
lights up this year and he's like,

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fine, I'll put them up,
but I'm leaving them. What you don't

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disclose is I'm leaving him through April. Pretty awesome, pretty guy. We

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challenged you yesterday, Danny, I
challenged myself. Now you challenge yourself.

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You really did. You can't.
You're the one who came up with this.

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This is that means me and Mike
keV a few more requests in our

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back pocket. Great, let's go
back in time. Kevin did a little

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segment to one of your little segments
you do. Kevin did a segment on

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Jerry Jones in the bus. Now, that's a dynamic phenomenon that we have

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known about for years. Some of
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that. That dynamic is when Jerry
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at typically it's usually a training camp, but it can have anywhere, and

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he just kind of holds court and
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some of the stuff's off the record, but he just kind of pontificates,

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and there's bull there are his subjects
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to his wisdom and overlaugh at his
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of yes, you get on when
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in the middle of all of this, he decided to tell this, to

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share this anecdote about something that happened
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it had to do with him in
his college football playing days. And it

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went something like this. I'll never
forget I may have told you guys,

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but I had a coach. He
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and I did, and against Mississippi. We came home and we were at

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Fedwell and a team meeting, and
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so this coach rags me over the
colts and the meeting in front the whole

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team, a bunch meetings over.
I go out in the hall and he

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comes out and said, Jerry,
hi's Stephen. I said, what coach?

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He said, Hi's Stephen. I
said, Steven, how could you

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even ask me about Steven? You've
made me there's a crawl out of the

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desk in there. Don't you ask
me if we don't give it about Steven?

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Or boy goes, oh, Jerry, Jerry, Jerry, you're missing

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it. You missing it, son? He said, I know more important

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you than anything in the world is
to be a football player. I know

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that, and I'm trying to help
you be that. I love you and

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I do love see. I mean, of course the guy later on when

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I got in business, I went
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What kind of business it was?
Insurance? It's a beautiful story, was

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it? I mean, that's the
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A lot to comment on here,
I'll be brief. I think you guys

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will probably agree with me. What
what was? What was happening here?

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And in Jerry's mind, he's about
to sit back and he is going to

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share a story that's going to connect
with you, something that happened to him,

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old man country wisdom from years gone
by, And you're supposed to sit

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there and just take it all in
and go, wow, Pat Paul,

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I really learned something from what you
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across that succinct or make really any
sense at all. I don't know what

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the moral of the story was,
but it was even more so cheapened by

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the follow up questions answer is,
well, what kind of business it was?

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Insurance? Uh? Okay, I
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So I thought, okay, look, Jerry, your intent was probably

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good. You thought you were really
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and all these people were just supposed
to go, WHOA dude, that's

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cool. It didn't really have that
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and it not just Jerry speaking on
the bus, but maybe as a country

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song, word for word, a
country song would might have more connecting impact,

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if you will. I took it
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and take these glorious words of wisdom
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and put them to music. And
I think this is what he had in

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mind. If not, this will
be the stupidest thing that has ever been

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on the radio in the history of
the medium. Hit it. JJ's already

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good. I'll never forget. I
may have told you guys, but I

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had a coach. He was beloved, he was and we stuck it up

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and I did and against Mississippi.
What we come home and we were in

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a team meeting, and Stephen was
about a year rode and so this coach

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raps me over the coals in the
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A bunch meetings over and I'll go
out into the hall. He comes out

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and says Jerry hal Stephen and I
said, what coach? He says,

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how Stephen? I said, Stephen, how could you even ask me about

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Steven? You made me crawl under
her desk in there? Don't you ask

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me? You don't give a shit
about Steven? Well, boy, he

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goes old Jerry and Jerry, Jerry, you missing me? You missed it?

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Son. I know more important to
you anything in this world, is

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to be a football player. I
know that I'm trying to help you be

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that. I love you, and
I do love Stephen. Of course,

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later on, that guy when I
got into business a win in the business

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with him, the same guy.
What kind of business? It was insurance?

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It was insurance, Yeah, it
was insurance. Insurance. It was

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insurance. I got into insurance.
Insurance. Me and that feller we started

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a business. What I got in
business, and that business was insurance.

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It was insurance. Okay, word
for word, my word for word santastic.

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It fits perfectly into a song,
right, I feel like now I

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got it? Yeah? Am I
wrong? Put it in a song and

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it was beautiful and you can see
the visual You feel connection with what Jerry

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experienced in that moment. I love
stevens Oh my god, that's the uh

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that's the radio edit. There is
an explicit version. I believe it will

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be out there where they don't bleep
out the S word. Everyone's loving this,

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man. Yeah, this is the
stupidest thing. The texture rolling in

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of all time, greatest country song
ever. The name of the song is

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called Insurance. It sounds like country
music. All right, we're getting that

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to Scott A. Golnick or somebody. Yeah, that needs to make its

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way to Jerry. He would appreciate
that. Oh my god, I just

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told that story like the turn and
Burn. We get it to him today.

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Yeah, I think Jerry appreciates weirdness. Remember he just told this story

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yesterday. Whatever it was there before. He will be wowed by that and

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was dead. They should tell him
that's a twenty year old country song.

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Yeah, I mean, it's no
good. I'm sitting there like, okay,

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where's the need to do this?
I know, I just thought about

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it, like Jerry cuts and make
beautiful country dams out of him. Because

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it sounds like Temple of the Dog. It does sound like Temple of the

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Dog. The Jerry text are coming
in, but it never goes Temple of

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the Dog, but never hits Yeah, to pull back the curtain. I

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transcribed exactly what he said and printed
it off, turned on my recorder and

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just played it, just stuff over, changed chords and just kind of where

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is this going. There's no chorus, there's no none of it made any

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sense. Great lost the game,
Mississippi. There was a couple there,

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verbade him to his madness. There
was a couple of times we're I mean

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I went through it a couple of
times to try to figure out some kind

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of form, But there's a couple
of times where the rhyming patterns match perfectly.

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Does he know we're something about we're
raking him over the coals rhymed with

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something else and the pattern just fit
perfectly. Was one year old? Yeah,

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yeah, yeah yeah, And he
right, Stephen was one year old

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and he raked me over the coals
like that worked great. I was like,

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whoa, Jerry, Oh, we'll
do it again at nine. That's

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great. I'm in tears text because
honestly that was hurt. The face smiling

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and you have to play the audio
before. Yeah, it's going sometime,

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uh, coming of next. This
big, big big name celebrity with a

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big big hog was gallvanting through df
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Nice have won the Freak