You have two chances, well maybe multiple changes, to catch something today,
Mike, the fun came up the stand. Danny Baylis created something and you
can hear that it's coming up at about six fifteen ish and again at nine.
Mike Sroy is gonna reach around the world today. At eight, join
me on an adventure. You're gonna love it. I don't know if you're
gonna love it. Will love it. You might not believe it. It's
interesting, it's e fit fascinating. A lot of it feels very possible.
Actually all it's happening where or not it would be the I did a little
did you after a little deepy dive? And I've been doing it for three
days? What time we doing this? Uh? Mike, Mike story reaches
around the World. Can we discuss I can't get the Atlas shrug out of
my head? But that's a little bit more heady and yeah, man lost
common denominated loads around arts. Yeah, okay, reach around the world?
Fall down? Don't you like the Atlas shrug? Like looking at an Atlas
and struggling. I don't know what these people are doing. Too heady though,
too much that ahead, Look i'd be I'll be honest, I didn't
know. I didn't get to get it. No, I've never heard heard
that. I know what the dynamic is. I've never heard that phrase.
Cou didn't read Atlas shrug. I've never had a problem with an Atlas.
I just usually open it up, think you're cool. Yeah, I kind
of know where well. Atlas shrug is not about just someone being confused at
how to use an Atlas, usally confusion about folding it back talking about a
roadmap. Okay, so we are way off. It sounds uh huh.
It's all about capitalism and now the world's changing. That's what the book is
about. Yeah, it's a it's a it's kind of sounds really boring.
It's really big. Reaching around the world sounds fine. The sex and violence.
Okay, so yeah, if you too are my audience, then we're
definitely going to go with the reach around the world instead of the Atlas shrug.
Let's have a good reach around the world. Segments want to be better.
I want to improve. I want to evolve not only the topic but
the whole show. No one's considering mister worldwide, then I'm considering. I'm
considering all of them. I just thought we had a really kind of a
heady, smart, cool title that could really stand the test of time.
But instead we're going to do a reach around. I think we've learned in
mornings that heady and smart is not a path to success, not what we're
looking for around here. No, the reach around is a weird concept.
Why don't I like your deon fire? Okay, I hate your segment,
man, and I will support the atmosphere, come and get the fire d
I was looking about Jim and Garland driving to work today and he's like,
I don't get it. He wouldn't know what it was either, because I
just looked at that and go, okay, that's what huh. Yeah?
And then reach around the world is funny everybody reach around, because when have
you been in a situation where we reach around could even happen? I think
about that, your standing there fully erect and someone Okay, Kevin, thanks,
I think we all do that. No, the rusty tromboy is that
that that could happen? There? Is that? That's one of the things.
Yeah, like what are you doing if the road a quidd well,
that's the thing it does. I think it does stem from a that it's
another guy. But it could be anyone, really can really it could be
prison. What is there? No, no, okay, it's when you're
you're uh not top. But the other thing and the person that is doing
that thing does you a common courtesy while they're violating you, they and give
you a yeah, okay, so you do it. Probably would need another
man involved, unless it's your lady friend and she has happens to have something
she purchased on a website show up that I don't know attaches to her belt
with clips and clasps. Hey, and that's cool. What you mentioned in
the rusty tea is more under Yeah, that's seriously. You don't have to
pantomime it. I didn't say it. JJ's right there, I say it.
We didn't look at me. She was not looking at me. She's
looking at her computer. She's diligently working. I definitely saw it. She
doesn't listen to us anyway, No point, no point? Oh boy?
All right, well eight o'clock, Reach Around the World and Kevin If you
want Sex and Violence Warrior on HBO. No, everyone, all I watched
two episodes. Yes, there's so much tough fun because you be happy with
it. We have we have a lot of murder, a lot of murder,
disemboweling. Gal. Yes, it is incredibly violent. There's a lot
of boobs and so much corrupt. Does sound very heady to me, and
I'm coming out on it. You boobs an ass, hot hot hot,
you breathe out of your mouth. Primarily we've discussed this. And you like
karate and hatchets to the head, and you'll get these things. Hatchets to
the head, a lot lots of hatcheting, yeah, and sword play a
little bit of sword play. Swords are you'll learn. You'll learn as you
go on through this. There's season one. Teach me the sword action.
That is old school, Okay, if somebody is murdering somebody and you using
a sword, they're very very ancient. That is the old way of doing
things, because in Chinatown and San Francisco they do things differently. Was that
the hatchet, hatchets, knives and guns? I'm learning about San Francisco in
eighteen seventies Kevin in the Karate Badass. Yeah, I look, I generally
do not care about karate. No, there doesn't mean a thing to me.
I don't And you know what you want hear something real wild, too
much punching and fighting in movies. I agree, because like, how many
times in our lives do we got a swing? Never? Basically never,
maybe a couple times. When you're a young idiot, you never. But
now every movie it's like comes down to this, we're gonna fight security,
really real world, Yes it is. It's rooted in your own insecurity.
The series was created by Bruce Lee. Yeah, what did you expect there
about high school sex rom perusally another dancing actor who's completely overrated and overpostered.
It's over posteen in college households around the world. A lot of trusty I
learned years ago. I see a line being drawn in the sand I made
disparaging remarks about Bruce Lee that nothing got the people are auled up like that.
Not since you said you might might as well be Elvis go after Stallbach.
I would whip Elvis's ass. But I think I did claim i'd beat
ut Bruce Lee. And now I'm maybe older and I realize I don't think
I would beat Bruce Lee in a fight. There you go if you want
to, if you want to know, if I'm maturing, I don't think
I would. Ten years ago, I mean, but you're saying Bruce he's
not like the Tom Brady. He's more like an Eli Manning type. Like
there's no video of him fighting anyone. Ever, there's some like crote displays,
like, yes, he seemed very buff, very lean, probably about
one twenty and fast. He's in the Hollywood died. And there's a story
I looked at when I was arguing this thing and about somebody who kicked Bruce
Lee's ass like a real fighter, and they're like, look, he's an
incredible performer, but he's not like considered to be an actual fighter. But
there's someone with their poster or someone who's banging their dashboard right now with their
fists like kinds they could kill every man who ever lived. He beat up
Kareem. Gee, it's called you watched a movie. Okay, Well that's
all we have or movies. No, it's not all. We have fighting
leagues, we have boxing, we have professional fighting, every mixed martial arts,
I mean, good gravy. Half of Hollywood is the top billing actors
are all former wrestlers, and that's not real either. I agree. Diarrhea,
Dwayne, Yeah, diarrhea, Dwayne. Okay, did you hear that.
Yeah, you're hot zingers from last night's Monday Night Rath and I know
neither of you watched it. I didn't either. Do you have that looked
over? Now you've already get the cord? Could you get rounded up Twitter?
That's why I was friending on Twitter. I click on it real quick.
Last night computer open. This is about Oh my god, I just
don't believe everything he's seeing movies and TV shows and Monday Night wrong and Monday
Night wrong. Here's diarrhea, Dwayne. Who's this guy that's seth rollins?
What's his story? He's to be popular, right, he is popular.
He's in one of the bigger events in the upcoming WrestleMania thirty three days ago.
That's the Monday Night Messiah. I think I'm gonna call the rock.
Oh my god, he's thinking about it, and he's really thinking about it.
By the way, he's wearing the same color outfit as Jacqueline did on
the floor. He's flamboyant. How about diarrhea, Dwayne? And every single
thing that comes out of it. His mouth has the consistency of wet baby
poop. It's the crowd start once they realize you could chant this the Rock
gets on Instagram. Now I don't know. Okay, that's enough. Yeah,
it's too much, too much dramatic pausing. It's his bit to not
be that exciting. Who is that wrong? Yeah, because everyone was seemed
very confused. It wasn't your traditional someone says something into the microphone and the
crowd goes nuts. I mean, isn't The Rock largely revered or is he
an evil man? I think right now he's a heel because he's interfered in
the in the lead up to WrestleMania. They brought him back as he was
gonna fight Roman Reigns, and then everyone freaked out because I wanted Cody Rhodes
in instead of The Rock, even though they love the Rock. So then
they had a weird twist and they had to kind of make The Rock the
bad guy. I believe. So I think right now Rock is a bad
guy. And Seth rollins that guy talking has danced between good and bad for
a decade, and I believe he's good right now. Again, I didn't
watch Dan. You know what, that's probably better to do in life.
Well, instead of being like I am a good person, dude, dance
between good and bad a little bit, live a little Yeah, that's us
man, That's what I'm trying to do here for all of us. So
Atlas shrug. Those guys always say being a heel is way better than being
a babyface. I bet I have to get booze all A few goes go
hotels, Cowboys sud make the jo motion motion Cowboys, Huh, you never
win. It's called cheap heat. And you say the sports team sucks in
the local city, you are cheap peat keep pete. Yeah. So,
in conclusion, Bruce Lee is not that great versus I mean, he's fine.
So you don't like you like the war? Do you like War though?
Are you kind of like mah? You like the vibe of it?
Yeah? No, I love I like all. Yes, I love the
vibe. It kind of reminds you of dead Wood a little bit. Yes,
I think it's really great. Yeah, but it's not the crotte that's
getting me to like it. Okay, the story's cool too. I like
this, the warring Chinese factions. I like the Irish cops who are racist
basically except for the one. How much how much racism is in this show?
It is so shocking. I love what you described yesterday. I thought
you did it well that you switch between English and Chinese and how they do
it. I like that too, just so you're not having to read the
entire episode, because it's a lot to look at. I mean, they
ended up canceling the so it was originally Hey God, not Cinemax, but
the other show Time I believe, and HBO ended up putting it on their
platform. When they went to Max. They canceled it because of cost,
productions and the fact that nobody watched it. But it's really highly rated and
it's just one of those shows that, you know, because there's so much
crap out there, invariably things are going to fall through the cracks that are
actually pretty decent, and this was one of them. Yeah, I know,
I'm happy. I'm I'll go home and watch one or two today and
it's niche. I mean, it's you know, it's it's watched three hours
last night. Thank you, Danny. Halfway through season two. You haven't
seen anything yet? Okay, oh wow? And then some reach around talk.
Yeah, of course, quite a bit. I had two what was
the same, Oh, I have two episodes of Showgun. There's not a
chance I get the Warrior if I'm watching Showguns. Okay, I debated that
because I wanted to watch Showgun. But I'm like, I don't think I
can launch two Showgun's good. Can I am I racist if I can't do
two Asian based programs simultaneously. I mean, I asked myself to say question.
But the reality is I'm just Asian. So I don't think I'm racist.
I think I just don't want two of the same. I can't tell
you, dude, I don't watch John Oliver and John Stewart on the same
night. The Far East culture has definitely commandeered my world because I'm watching Tokyo,
Vice, Showgun, and Warrior. You're watching all of them, all
of them here that ladies, Yeah, ladies, definitely right. Maybe come
and get it. It has affected the history button when you click on my
Chrome browser too. Oh. I bet my god, how mpef miracle.
I was already a big player. I just love how. I don't know.
There's something about the pixelation that leaves so much to the imagination. No,
there is, it's pixlation. Is the worst you need the American Asian
you need Kobe Kai. Okay, Dad, it's not it's not I don't
know. There's something about Wow, you are on a roll. Laptop's not
even open, it's all up. Awesome. You're a mess. Thank you,
you are a mess. Oh. I guess it's important to get to
you in two minutes. And for that two minutes real quick walking simon yesterday,
house a couple of blocks and this is like an old radio chat.
But whatever, full illuminated Christmas tree in front window march for Why take it
down as you're gonna get it back out. You're just gonna get it back
out. You got a few months until you're getting the thing back out anyway.
Yeah, at some point you just decide, yeah, it's eff in
June, bro, I'm not taking it down. Across the street, neighbor,
Christmas tree fully lit the house, all of the lights in the house
around the house fully lit. Not only with that at night a night,
not only that he's got this projector that puts of an illuminated image of the
Grinch on the side of his house. That's still going it. It turns
on every night. He's got it on a timer and it comes on every
night. And the guy spent two hours yesterday mowing his damn yard, which
I think he does about twice a year, and I'm like, bro,
while you're at it, why don't you rip down those lights or at least
turn them off? Because Malcolm's confused because he thinks it's Christmas every day.
I feel like that would that would annoy me. If there's a Grinch being
projected on the side of the house lying I just noticed the tree, it's
not a big deal. Different story fully projection Grinch. That's great. It's
freaking March and there's projection Grinch and full exterior house lights. It's amazing.
M I kind of love the guy for it. It's instead of a cool,
slothy dude that just I couldn't believe he actually put up lights this year.
I mean to get this guy to do anything. Your wifey roommate girl,
don't think think it's a thing. Yeah, yeah, okay. But
he's had the house forever. I think it's his parents' house that with the
original owners back in the sixties. And because you can see if there was
the girl whipping him to put the lights up this year and he's like,
fine, I'll put them up, but I'm leaving them. What you don't
disclose is I'm leaving him through April. Pretty awesome, pretty guy. We
challenged you yesterday, Danny, I challenged myself. Now you challenge yourself.
You really did. You can't. You're the one who came up with this.
This is that means me and Mike keV a few more requests in our
back pocket. Great, let's go back in time. Kevin did a little
segment to one of your little segments you do. Kevin did a segment on
Jerry Jones in the bus. Now, that's a dynamic phenomenon that we have
known about for years. Some of us have been got first hand connections to
that. That dynamic is when Jerry Jones invites media members on the Cowboys bus
at typically it's usually a training camp, but it can have anywhere, and
he just kind of holds court and some of the stuff's on the record,
some of the stuff's off the record, but he just kind of pontificates,
and there's bull there are his subjects there to sit at his throne and listen
to his wisdom and overlaugh at his joke. Yeah. Well in the middle
of yes, you get on when this happened over the weekend, I guess
in the middle of all of this, he decided to tell this, to
share this anecdote about something that happened about fifty or sixty years ago, and
it had to do with him in his college football playing days. And it
went something like this. I'll never forget I may have told you guys,
but I had a coach. He was beloved, and we stunk it up
and I did, and against Mississippi. We came home and we were at
Fedwell and a team meeting, and Steven was about a year old. And
so this coach rags me over the colts and the meeting in front the whole
team, a bunch meetings over. I go out in the hall and he
comes out and said, Jerry, hi's Stephen. I said, what coach?
He said, Hi's Stephen. I said, Steven, how could you
even ask me about Steven? You've made me there's a crawl out of the
desk in there. Don't you ask me if we don't give it about Steven?
Or boy goes, oh, Jerry, Jerry, Jerry, you're missing
it. You missing it, son? He said, I know more important
you than anything in the world is to be a football player. I know
that, and I'm trying to help you be that. I love you and
I do love see. I mean, of course the guy later on when
I got in business, I went in business with him, same guy.
What kind of business it was? Insurance? It's a beautiful story, was
it? I mean, that's the peak ending that you wanted about insurance.
A lot to comment on here, I'll be brief. I think you guys
will probably agree with me. What what was? What was happening here?
And in Jerry's mind, he's about to sit back and he is going to
share a story that's going to connect with you, something that happened to him,
old man country wisdom from years gone by, And you're supposed to sit
there and just take it all in and go, wow, Pat Paul,
I really learned something from what you just said. And he didn't really come
across that succinct or make really any sense at all. I don't know what
the moral of the story was, but it was even more so cheapened by
the follow up questions answer is, well, what kind of business it was?
Insurance? Uh? Okay, I don't know what to do with that.
So I thought, okay, look, Jerry, your intent was probably
good. You thought you were really sharing something kick ass from your country past,
and all these people were just supposed to go, WHOA dude, that's
cool. It didn't really have that effect. But I thought those words,
and it not just Jerry speaking on the bus, but maybe as a country
song, word for word, a country song would might have more connecting impact,
if you will. I took it upon myself to sit down last night
and take these glorious words of wisdom that Jerry bestowed upon all of us yesterday
and put them to music. And I think this is what he had in
mind. If not, this will be the stupidest thing that has ever been
on the radio in the history of the medium. Hit it. JJ's already
good. I'll never forget. I may have told you guys, but I
had a coach. He was beloved, he was and we stuck it up
and I did and against Mississippi. What we come home and we were in
a team meeting, and Stephen was about a year rode and so this coach
raps me over the coals in the meeting in front of the whole team.
A bunch meetings over and I'll go out into the hall. He comes out
and says Jerry hal Stephen and I said, what coach? He says,
how Stephen? I said, Stephen, how could you even ask me about
Steven? You made me crawl under her desk in there? Don't you ask
me? You don't give a shit about Steven? Well, boy, he
goes old Jerry and Jerry, Jerry, you missing me? You missed it?
Son. I know more important to you anything in this world, is
to be a football player. I know that I'm trying to help you be
that. I love you, and I do love Stephen. Of course,
later on, that guy when I got into business a win in the business
with him, the same guy. What kind of business? It was insurance?
It was insurance, Yeah, it was insurance. Insurance. It was
insurance. I got into insurance. Insurance. Me and that feller we started
a business. What I got in business, and that business was insurance.
It was insurance. Okay, word for word, my word for word santastic.
It fits perfectly into a song, right, I feel like now I
got it? Yeah? Am I wrong? Put it in a song and
it was beautiful and you can see the visual You feel connection with what Jerry
experienced in that moment. I love stevens Oh my god, that's the uh
that's the radio edit. There is an explicit version. I believe it will
be out there where they don't bleep out the S word. Everyone's loving this,
man. Yeah, this is the stupidest thing. The texture rolling in
of all time, greatest country song ever. The name of the song is
called Insurance. It sounds like country music. All right, we're getting that
to Scott A. Golnick or somebody. Yeah, that needs to make its
way to Jerry. He would appreciate that. Oh my god, I just
told that story like the turn and Burn. We get it to him today.
Yeah, I think Jerry appreciates weirdness. Remember he just told this story
yesterday. Whatever it was there before. He will be wowed by that and
was dead. They should tell him that's a twenty year old country song.
Yeah, I mean, it's no good. I'm sitting there like, okay,
where's the need to do this? I know, I just thought about
it, like Jerry cuts and make beautiful country dams out of him. Because
it sounds like Temple of the Dog. It does sound like Temple of the
Dog. The Jerry text are coming in, but it never goes Temple of
the Dog, but never hits Yeah, to pull back the curtain. I
transcribed exactly what he said and printed it off, turned on my recorder and
just played it, just stuff over, changed chords and just kind of where
is this going. There's no chorus, there's no none of it made any
sense. Great lost the game, Mississippi. There was a couple there,
verbade him to his madness. There was a couple of times we're I mean
I went through it a couple of times to try to figure out some kind
of form, But there's a couple of times where the rhyming patterns match perfectly.
Does he know we're something about we're raking him over the coals rhymed with
something else and the pattern just fit perfectly. Was one year old? Yeah,
yeah, yeah yeah, And he right, Stephen was one year old
and he raked me over the coals like that worked great. I was like,
whoa, Jerry, Oh, we'll do it again at nine. That's
great. I'm in tears text because honestly that was hurt. The face smiling
and you have to play the audio before. Yeah, it's going sometime,
uh, coming of next. This big, big big name celebrity with a
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