This is the downbeat on ninety seven to one. The Freak's Charlie Woods tracker
looking like, man, I'll tell you what. A lot of people online
are kind of giving him hell because he's getting a lot of attention today this
earlier. So Tiger Wood's son Charlie is playing in a qualifier. If he
finishes in the top twenty five at that tournament, and then he finishes in
the top four of a tournament on Monday, then he can play in the
pro tournament next week in Florida. Mm hmm. Somebody has posted on on
Twitter that he's not even a tough one thousand player in the state of Florida.
So I don't know. Well, okay, but he's uh, the
tracker's not working because I guess they're not following spare tournaments like this, and
I've fallen online and I'm still not seeing anything on Twitter, like a updated
thing on Twitter about like how he's doing. So I don't know. Maybe
he doesn't teed off yet though, but if you type his name in you'll
see a myriad of stories. See a club twirl, Yeah, that's the
one that's going off, and people are a lot more but hurts they're saying
he's not very good. He's fifty, not yet qualify. And even if
he gets through this thing today, he's going to the Monday qualifyer and he
has no chance there. And it's fine, who cares. I don't know.
It's early. I love the word myriad because you can use it two
ways. You can say there were a myriad of stories, or you could
just say there were myriad stories. I think that's great point. It's kind
of a beautiful word that wouldn't be a bad name. Yeah, are there
any myriads? Uh? Myriad? Myriad out Addilson's myriad? Uh? We
can say the last segment brought to you by Almo Draft House Cinema. Of
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the crotch. Yeah, no questions asked you. Man, say hello,
I'm gonna start trolling Imax theaters with a pair of brass knuckles. Do wear
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Danny. That's why I said it. Well, leave it to me to
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off into unconsciousness is my stupid face. I did say punch me in the
crotch. It's not in my jaw. Oh all right, well, I
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story you want to do real quick. This plane Just start with the plane.
A Boeing seven fifty seven two hundred had to be diverted to Denver.
It was flying from San Francisco to Boston. Had to stop down in Denver
because the pilot announced that part of the wing had exploded. A chunk of
the wing off mid flight. Come on that said explode. It didn't explode,
but a chunk of the wing came off mid flight. A passenger thinks
that a plane hit birds, but that's unconfirmed right now. But basically they
took off. This is what one passenger said, quote, we take off.
I hear this loud buzzing noise, and then it faded away, so
I didn't think much of it, and then all of a sudden, the
pilot's coming back. So I threw my window open, peeked out the window,
and the whole leading edge of the wing was destroyed. And the video
does show pretty big damage. Like if you were mid flight and saw that,
you'd be like, why do you ever look at if you have a
wing? See I kind of look at the wing and then you can't like,
what if that thing fell off? Yeah? I now looked for the
loose bolts. Now I do look for rivetsos if a wing falls off your
toast. This is not just algorithm based, because these are stories that were
sent to me to know. If the big engine falls off the bottom of
the wing, yeah that's got a chance. But if the whole wing goes
off your your toast. Plane problems, bros Man. Every every day,
every day, every day I open up to our Google doc, our shared
doc. It's like, hey, Danny, here's a new plane story.
You know, yeah, there it is there, it is every day.
Let's do some b days two to two two oh yeah yeah, Ben Skins
show coming up ten to two by the way, speakeasy two to six.
We have MAVs basketball tonight six thirty pre game at six. I'm looking forward
to MAVs Sons because you know there's gonna be some edge, yep, some
salt. And if you're looking forward to Ben Skins show today, we just
saw Skin. He looks like hell good, his hair is all disheveled.
Yeah, he looks strange. He's sick. Yeah, he's got an upper
respiratory infecttion. Okay, he's gonna be a wreck today. It's gonna be
good. Mikey saw him in the breaker and he goes, you look like
a drug addict. Yeah, And then Danny said, what's wrong with you?
Do not want to work? Mike? He'll work for you. Okay.
Then I said, you're damn right, I will. And then we
all just pause and stared, and I was hoping he didn't say yes.
Here's the thing about these guys. These guys do not understand that you don't
have to take every meeting you're asked to be in, you know, like,
well, they're ambitious to eliminate Yeah, yeah, I know, and
I could use some more of that. I know I take no meetings,
but they fill up their time. And it's like, guys, twenty four
hours in a day, you should reserve eight of those for sleeping sixteen,
so four of those need to be dedicated to doing your shows. You twelve
hours left. Spend some quality time with your family, mix in a workout
here and there. Why is it that being sick automatically coincides with you losing
your comb? Yeah, yeah, it's odd, Like you need a visual
representation of how you feel on the inside to show on top of your head.
You know what he that man, Jeff Skinwad just tell you someone who
worked with him for a long time. He's an odd day. Well,
you know, and he'll use something to like get a what to cut a
corner somewhere else, like for instance, PanAm pandamic. I'men waking up at
eleven. You don't have to keep waking up at eleven just because we're in
the pandemic. Like, at some point, the pandemic became a convenient excuse
for a lot of things, became a convenient excuse for companies to cut cost.
Let me say that, Kevin, But the pandemic a lot of people
started using to well, I don't have to try I don't have to try
it all to do anything. We're allhole. No, I'm like, no,
you still have to try do your best every day. Give it some.
I definitely do not do my best every day. Oh, Dingy's morning
news was incredible today. Thank you. I felt like it was perfect fire
fire, okay, cart days two to two Khalil Max thirty two College Buffalo,
Buffalo, Yes, correct, the rare Buffalo College in the UPLO Raisjon
Rondo's thirty seven hated. I will just say this, Danny, I think
you'll like this, talk about cutting corners. When he got here, that
guy could not have given less fs. Yeah. No, he's the one
guy I've ever seen quit. No. He got here and he looked at
Rick Carlisle and he just said no, he said, I'm not going to
do it playing. So we were Uh it was last year. Wasn't he
thirty eight years? I think yeah? Did he just kind like do you
hire something? He played for the Cabs and that was Ben Cavs in twenty
twenty two, So I think he's not in the league anymore. Where was
the ceremonies? Uh uh? Well for his birthday, no, for his
retirement is he a Hall of Famer. That's too I don't think so.
Two time NBA champ played for fifteen years. He was never an offensive threat
ever, Like, hey, when you have a gun on your offenses,
you don't have to cover. That's a problem. I'm sorry. Fifteenth in
NBA history for triple doubles. Dang, it's pretty solid. That sounds like
an offensive threat. Guy, that does sound like an offensive threat. I
take it back. Is that a ten to ten to ten guy? Though,
I'm just saying this day and age, there's not a place for him
in the NBA the way it's run. Now the Warriors going to change things.
Let me just say, so, we're at the Super Bowl one year
and you know, you're interviewing the round amount of people, and here comes
Michael Chickliss of the Shield thanks to our connect over at FX. Absolutely the
great. Oh what a good dude, the best sou he So we traded
just happened, and so like he's a big Celtics fan, so like you
expected to the rais runner. He goes, huh, good luck, and
we went, oh no, and then it all happened. He was right.
Yeah, he got an eight second violation on purpose like he purposely did
not cross half court because he was pissed at Carlisle. It was he quit
on the team. I don't know if I'm fast enough to avoid the eight
second violation. Without a basketball, you're not in the league though, just
like in a track, you were not traded for the baseline. Yeah,
and they start the clock court in eight seconds. I don't know if I
could do it. That was the Dwight Pole trade. That's what that was.
What does that mean? We got Dway pounding that? Yeah, he
was a Celtic really yeah. We sent him Jay Crowder and draft picks and
other stuff. Jay Crowner turned out really good, a useful piece. Drew
Barrymore's forty nine. And I just think that my talk shows on every day,
she kind of talks like a duck, kind of I'll never forget the
time she stood on Letterman's desk and flashed him. Oh yeah, And didn't
she have a video recently with the rain and she's just loving the day in
the rain. Every one Joe go outside and experienced the rain. And then
she tried to start her show against the strike because she makes good money,
but her riders. That was That was bad move. Could you see any
sweater meat when she did the siey little siety yep, side b Danny James
Blants fifty, James bond Is, James blow Okay, Drew Barrymore flash,
He goes, yeah, but look at her. I know how he sings?
What was Oh, that's the beautiful song. Yeah, she admitted was
about He admitted it was about creeping on a girl. You heared of she
got on the desk. Why would she flash? I mean, it's awesome.
She's crazy, man, just is just a quirky girl. Man telling
me that girl's crazy, I'm crazy. Drew Barrymore nuts screaming standing on Dave's
desk, flashed him. She's a handful probably even what hell she said?
She's forty eight, forty nine, Yeah, the little girl from e T
is almost fifty, crazy old wild Rachel Drash fifty eight? Thenny, what's
her? Debbie down Debbie Downer the only thing we all know? Yeah,
that's iconic, just to zoom in takes the face that's funny and just trying
not to laugh. You know, that's a great bit down having fun chusing
something terrible Disney World, just something related to the topic. That was just
the side of the story that nobody wanted to talk about. Do you see
that the Zeka virus is coming back Debbie Downer? Is that where it turned
Debbie Downer originated? Because that almost feels like part of a lexicon thinks,
So I feel like it's been around before her. Debbie Downer, funny Debbie,
happy Birthday rate. I don't think I could ever date a girl named
Debbie that wasn't depressed. You know, it just it just makes too much
sense. A little Debbie Downer, Yeah, little Debbie Downer, BJ sing
sixty one. F who did he want to bang? Jing? No?
There's audio? No, I'm trying to Oh no, yeah, it was
at our previous station. The what's her name? She's a good good audio
for us. Hotter woman met the Maggie Margo. No, no, but
I haven't mean that was a pretty good callback though, malicious, maleficent,
damn it. Marshela, Okay, he has audio. She's talking to VJ
and he just we're going doctor J seventy four, Jonathan Demi's eighty. Steve
Irwin would have been sixty two. Oh you got stabbed in the heart by
a fish. Robert Kardashian would have been eighty. Don Pardo would have been
one hundred and six. What an what a voice, incredible, what a
voice he was Saturday Night Live. God, I used to could do it
to get Don Pardo? Come on, bring it back right down right?
How do you? How did you do? It's Saturday Night Live? And
he had that vibrato in his voice. Musical guest Nevana, Yeah, it's
more like musical. Yeah, it was always musical guest do it? It's
Saturday Night Live. Danna Kroyd, Gilda Radner and musical guests Elvis Costello and
the attractions. Right and your host and your host? Uh, give me
a name? That era? Your era? Oh my Eras Gutenberg, who
would have been the He might have been the host with that cast you have
fenced with the timeline he would have Yeah, maybe Cape for gooda the world's
tallest man. Robert Wadlow would have been at six he was eight eight eleven.
He would have been hell in the paint and at George Washington two ninety
eight. Let's get the talkbacks brought you buy advanced restoration. Plenty of talkbacks
today. Funny's coming in. I'm gonna see if I can get them all
in here, all right, get a bunch. No, I don't see
what happens. No candy, no candy, he just grown be. No
candy, no candy ground You know what wins the day and Jelic try to
beat it. Kevio, that dude wins the talking about I was gonna send
this in through text, but you know, AT and T thank you guys
so much for playing their Sport Report open today. I missed it so much.
Just keeping you on your toe iconic segment. Yeah of sports report.
Dude came up with that name and take a guess. Hey, Mike,
don't worry. I'm climbing to cell phone tower right now. I got a
clothes hanger, some tin full miss, some dut tape. I'm fixing to
fix you up, baby. See my phone is still on us, so
damn it. But our guy is on the case. He's still scaling that
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Devin Booker an Booker, gurbal but hashtag Devin Booker, Gerbil buttes love it
no, no but too bad. Julie and I are you know, we'll
just put it on. Julie. Julie created that narrative and I don't support
it. I thought Ben did well. No. Ben created the theory that
he looks just like Richard Gear, which is true, and then Julie created
and the Julie were like, what if you had the Gerbil fetish poor Richard
Gear you know, poor Richard Gear. But if we got enough people,
man, Devin Booker's not likable around here. Yeah, let's get it crank,
get it cranked up. Hashtag devon. But if you're national and you
have no idea, you live in Kansas. Whatever you see Devin Booker gerbil
Butt trending, that's sweetening out right now. It's Dave. I'm the man
of leisure and I bolted myself right out of down beat dollars with a whammie
on Spin one. Hey, I think you guys might be able to still
help me. Uh, maybe you can help me with a plug on my
new art business. I'm trying to make it as an artist. You can
find me on Instagram at Dave Short zero zero two. Okay, so he's
oh that's real. Yeah, not everyone says, see, we'll plug your
business to make sure zero zero two on the grams. Yeah, let me
see what he does if he's doing good artwork. Hey, good question.
Was the last time you guys kind of saized about Dave Matthews? Give you
open, Mike, Kevin, Mike what. I don't fantasize about Dave Matthews,
But I like Dave Matthews more than ninety eight percent of the people listening
right now. Your brother Cash's relationship with Fish is similar to mine with Dave.
Yeah, and we're texting each other last night because Dave is gonna pop
on with Fish, big ass Fish. Hi, this is the professor here,
and I've been listening to the last few days to all this love for
mister Gilligan, and I'm here to tell you that there's a dark side to
mister Gilligan. I was stranded on a desert island with him for years.
There were seven of us total, and I can't tell you how many times
we would have been rescued, but somehow Gilligan screwed it up. So while
I want you to know all this love, he does have a dark side
and kept us on that island but longer than we need it to beg God,
that's interesting because he applied my friend Ron Gilligan's name to the popular television
show of the same first part against the Island, Yo, Downbeat, it's
your best friend. Will We all know the best trilogy is Back to the
Future. Okay, I do like someone claiming that he's our best friend,
and we all try to remember best friend will that's that's our buddy Will from
the old place, best friend Will. Yeah, that's Will Cummings. Yeah,
that is our best friend though. Hey, I'm with AT and T
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those bear paws into a brand new part trump sneakers in no time. Damn
it. He's good. We didn't have any threat to that first time.
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