Your Sonic Dynamics. Okay, we're in thanks, Blip join us. Silvia
Rivera played by Tisha Knits with his buddy Blip played by Nico Rodriguez. Don't
fall through your Sonic. We're kind of short on time, so let's just
in the script. Okay, okay, House played by Richard Pause and game
master Adam Colbertson from Creative Type of Entertainment. You're jacked into the Red Tech
Incorporated. Yeah, you're able to get to the door, and it is
Nits turn again. And as y'all get to the door, the ringing is
still going, like but you're starting to be able to hear things and you're
starting to be able to see things too, as you as you get to
the door, and you see that Zaos did grab you. Either that or
one of the guards like managed to subdue to Zoos and get into the Orchi
costume. You can't be too careful. Okay, all right, Nits.
Oh what I was gonna say? I guess she does a test where she
says, yog Sonic is here to help. Oh, thank goodness, open
the door. Well, well you could tell them that yeaeah, you're successful.
The door's open. Just just pull on it. You guys can walk
right in, all right? Yeah, yeas also do so whenever he gets
there and he's able to Yeah, yeah, yeah, you got to the
door. Okay, cool. Um. Marsha's squinting, but she squint's even
harder as soon as she sees Nits. Oh, I'm still upstairs and in
my cubicle. I'm just she squint's thinking he's gonna be on the other side
of the door. She's squint's hard. Yeah, you are able to get
in, and you're keeping that door. I'll lock it. Is there all
right? Yeah? Yah, yall are out of combat. That was that
was quick. Yeah, that was quick. But there is banging on the
door and they're like, my key card is not working. You two might
want to damn. We probably should have grabed their want to move to the
elevators. Use the maintenance elevator. It's the third one. It's the smaller
one. Wait which way? Wait? Wait which way? Right? Right
at first and then and you're gonna take the first left, and then you'll
see three elevators. It's the smallest one, the last one. Okay,
okay, so I turn right and then I go left. Ye yes,
go right now, okay, go right the first left, you see,
take that left, and then there's three doors that are elevator doors. The
last one is the maintenance elevator. Okay, okay, okay, this left,
No go right first? Did all right? Wait? Wait? Wait
you're talking? Are we talking about? I think because I don't know where
you're right the way you're going right now, go the other way. Go
the other way. I don't know what way that is. Just go the
other way. Okay, okay, okay, you managed to get to the
elevators. All right, You won't need a key. There was really only
one way you can make. You don't need a keycard for this. You
can just you can just get in. And then I'm on the third floor,
all right, on the third floor, all right, all right,
and then I'll I'll disconnect Blip from the port and I will make my way
to the maintenance elevator as well, because we need to go higher in this
building to get to Molly Bennett's floor. Right. Yeah, Yeah, everybody's
kind of like after you've been kind of kind of busy on that, everybody
kind of got up and went to the windows and they're watching what's going on.
Downstairs. The supervisors like, all right, everybody, calm down,
let's let's get back to work. Hey, Pete, I need those TPS
reports. I'm I'm on it. And I draw a smiley face on the
desk and say high Pete for when Pete comes back with a little sharpie,
and then I make my way to the elevators. All right, okay,
all right, you get there. You're you kind of get there around the
same time that they they get there. All right, so like you're you're
walking up, is there, like the door opens, they're waiting. Okay,
I'll hop in the elevator. You can see in here now, Oh,
Marsha, cool, like you probably got a little bit of ringing,
like that's probably gonna but you can hear. Close your eyes. He says,
close your eyes, yeah, Marsha, I'm just gonna squeeze on and
yeah. Yeah, we're weird being in an elevator without man rose, isn't
it. Guys. I'm just gonna click executive floor here. Yeah. It
must be nice to be able to see the button, you know, like
somebody just threw a flash bang right at you. Maybe you couldn't see the
button, you know. Um deus I'd really like to commend you on following
instructions when I shout them down. I closed my eyes. I closed my
eyes. I did what you said. I closed my eyes. You threw
the whacking right in my face, right in my face. I mean,
I mean to be honest. I could barely see anything out of this thing
anyway. Is this elevator way slower than man Rose's elevator. I'm still pushing
the button for the executives, going okay, um, I will bring bring
up a picture of Molly Bennett's uh of Molly Bennett on everybody's agents, so
they know who we're going after. Yeah, oh yeah, I remember her.
She Uh. She's the one that told on us when we pretended to
be each other. Wait, no, I pretended to be you. Yeah,
I pretended to be you. Yeah, and then we then she told
on me. Yea. And she wears a nice suit. It's very fashionable
power suits, very executively. Yeah, very good. Got those shoulders,
those power shoulder pads. Yeah, the nice undershirt, the yeah, the
pants that you don't have to wear a belt, but you could wear a
belt with them. It would still look nice, but you don't have to
Either way, very fashionable. Yeah either way, Yeah, very nice.
Yep. So, so you think we're gonna have to get into a fight
when we get off the other day, I don't think so. I mean
there is security on the executive floor, but I mean what could go wrong?
Yeah, it's not like they're slash banks up here, right, And
I think all the same, I'd rather go out and get my guns up.
Yeah. And so like like Zaus is going to uh like like just
kind of uses his claws to kind of like rip armholes out, kind of
like from the nipples of the whale. Like no, no, no,
no, like okay, ripped the head off a whale, but like just
a mouthpiece, so the heads still on top of your head, but your
face is out of the mouth back like a hoodie, like get one of
his guns out. So he's just it's basically like an Orchi costume, like
holding a gun. You can just barely see his claws like sticking out of
the finn fabric. Yeah, no, I think this is gonna go great.
So Molly Bennett, what has a password and uh security code or she
has a security code and the key to be able to shut down the anomaly's
containment so and then we can free your friend. I think pretty sure.
Is she not your friend too? That's that's exactly. Is she not your
friend too? No, the anomaly is definitely my friend too. It gave
me this sweet agent. Um, as long as it doesn't kill me.
Okay. Um, so we think that we're just gonna walk up to Molly
Bennett and she's just gonna give us the the security code and the key.
Well I was thinking that kind of Zaus's area of expertise. Maybe because you
know, the giant guns might help encourage her to give us information. I
mean, I mean the theory as long as she didn't die, she can
still give us the information, right, I mean know, we probably don't
want to kill her. Maybe we ask nicely and then ask zously and then
that's a good one, and then we make a plan. See. Well,
I think we should also anticipate that maybe her head will crawl off her
body and run away, because you know, Liam did die. Yeah,
so yeah, that's that's true. Okay, So I mean, do you
have a bag or anything. Um, we could use the head of the
of the whale costume. Okay, Uh, Sylvia or Marshall pulls out some
scissors and cuts the head off the whale costume. This is just in case
the plan C bass and then maybe Plan D is um is if we accidentally
kill Molly Bennett, we take her agent and see if the informations in there.
That's like really Plan D, like really don't want to Plan D for
death, Plan D for a dick move. I'm not Holy cow, just
killing somebody. It's like fourth on the list, okay, And we could
make it plan D, and I could use flash banks for plan for Plan
D, but I feel like if you say flash bangs to me, ever,
you're gonna eat a. Plan D looks like we're here after you guys
ding the elevator door. I don't know why that one's funny thing. The
elevator door opens and you are greeted two heavily armored security guards with light machine
guns and a bigger one with even heavier arbor in helmet. Their light machine
gun has a shield on it standing behind them, and they are unloading at
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guess I guess two questions like, is this considered surprise? Yeah? Unless
unless you can't be surprised. Well, I I can basically choose to be
able to act even when surprised. Okay, barbarian things. Yeah, so
I'm I'm going to do that. I'm you use my bonus action for my
first round to to rage so that I'll be able to act in the first
round. Okay, all right, and well we'll just keep the same initiative
that we that we already rolled. Okay, but but it is a surprise
round one. Wow, I'm rolling ones and twos. I'm not complaining.
Okay that that's one. I am rolling a lot of ones. That is
nuts. You keep at it, all right. Who's got the lowest?
AC's fifteen seventeen fifteen sauce is also fifteen teen, fifteen seventeen Okay, So
all of them fired fully automatic into the elevator, and there is going to
be six hits before I decide, anybody, how are you reacting to them
firing into the elevator? Z house with your with your rage, Um,
I'm probably just going to sling a rocket down range? Why not? Yeah,
it's also stepped forward as he's he's like firing the rocket. Okay,
so go ahead and fire the rocket. Just to be on the safe side.
I'm gonna go ahead and use my cartic on this kep, which is
going to bring it to a total of twenty three twenty three hits, and
you're you're aiming for like in the middle of them. Uh yeah, I
mean, assuming it doesn't matter which one I aim at, like all of
them would be caught in the blast are Yeah. Yeah, so I'll aim
Maine at the most heavily armored one. And that was yeah, yeah,
you hit them. Um, let's see. So it's gonna be a total
of nineteen damage to the main target and then nine damage to each that's in
the area of effect. He said, nine, yes, nine, Okay,
Yeah, you're gonna take seventy eight piercing damage and twelve lightning damage because
you're gonna take all the hits. They weren't aiming for anybody in particular.
In particular, they were firing just automatic into the elevator. Um, so
you're you're going to take that, but you would take half the piercing seventy
eight piercing, which half of that would be thirty nine and twelve lightning that
would have killed me. That doesn't quite take Zaus down to half, all
right, and it is nitz Okay, nitz Is. I'm going to cast
spectral barricade and in front of the elevator door, a row of Mario blocks
all line up, stack up in front of the elevator, providing us half
cover if we're standing um behind it, which is plus two to our armor
class and plus two to our dexterity saves. And then I'm going to drop
on the floor and wedge the mystery van. So I'm gonna take the mystery
van out of my pocket and wedge it into the elevator door so that the
elevator door doesn't close. Okay, all right, that's it for my turn.
All right, Marcia, She's going to pull out her power machete machete
and tack with it. Are you throwing it? Yeah, just at the
closest guy to her. Okay, so one of the smaller guys. Yeah,
yeah, that is a twenty five to hit that hits oh uh fifteen
damage. And she is going to say burritos are brilliant and that's her magical
activation work for her machete. And I can choose an allied creature within sixty
feet of me to gain the same benefit of this weapon, so to a
single uh non magical weapon of whatever they choose for an hour. So she
chooses zous whatever weapon he wants to use. He gets plus three to attack
on it in plus three to the damage rolls and his decks increases by four
and he's immune to necrotic and radiant damage for the next hour. Okay,
cool, And that's her turn because her bonus action was to say, Burrito's
a brilliant I'm just gonna super Zaus give him a barrier and Superbut it is
Zaus's turn. Well in that case, sorry, just doing a couple of
scribbles and jots and things. In that case, Zous is going to go
ahead and and for the sake of like at least being able to thank all
of this because it seems like this might be a little rough. Otherwise,
um, go ahead and activate the Kaiju scale. Okay, so super rage
yeah, super rage um. And then then we're going to um, we'll
go ahead and full out of the gatling Um. It's gonna go ahead and
focus on the heavy Okay, big gay. Yeah, I'm gonna go ahead
and roll all of these. But then I'm probably also going to have a
reaction on all of this. But one is a NAT one, wow,
two or nat ones. Then we've got a I don't know, pretty ridiculous
now gonna be that's a's as far as any So it's gonna be twenty six
six hits and more. Okay, yeah, that hits and then and I
might have to look at precisely how this works in relation, um I do
from my feet have the ability to react to basically have a bullet ricochet to
a different target. Okay, So I don't know if you want me to
look that up or because I'm not sure how that relates to the fully automatic
that that's part of the techno answer, yeah, barbarian, Well it's well,
it's a feat is the way that I can do it, okay.
And then full auto is one of the weapon um like properties like it would
be in the weapons equipment or whatever. Oh okay, So so the the
ricochet also has the full auto. Well, then no, ricochet is a
feat. Oh okay, it allows me to react when I miss gotcha?
Okay, So yeah you can you can have it ricochet to another target and
it hits right, Well, I would be a retry so oh okay,
question would kind of be no, no, you don't you just have a
regular role. It wouldn't be automatic, okay, Okay. Then the reroll
on one of them then is going to be geez like thirty two yes,
yeahs he gets buffed up. It's like so much all right. So so
anyways, um, then two at the heavy and one at one of the
lighter guys. That was directed as if it came from the heavy. Okay,
whatever way you want to do with that. Yeah, yeah, what's
the damage? Um, I don't know if you need me to give you
these individually. Give me the just um to what kind of damage is it?
Piercing? Piercing? Give me what's going to the big guy and what's
going ricochet? Since there's two hits to the big guy, do I need
to give you those individually? No? Okay, so forty two total to
the big guy. I mean the gun hits. It's it's nice those Catalan
gun hits her. No joke, especially when I've got like my age bonus
and the bonus that I just got from from the machete. Yeah, no
joke. All right. Ricochet bullets, the ricochet bullets is gonna be uh
nineteen damage you're going for left or right? Left? Okay, that's the
one that keeps getting hit? Or how much damage did you do on the
first one between two attacks? Two? Okay? Okay, all right,
so so yeah, you you fire, you fired automatic into them, all
right, So yeah, you pop up over the over those blocks, or
well, yeah, I guess you just stay up, you shoot over the
blocks and yeah, just bullets spraying down towards them. Uh, two of
them definitely hit the big guy. And then you watch one of the bullets
bounce off of the shield and strike the the officer on the left from behind.
Yeah all right. Um. Oh, and I guess at this point
also, like Zeus is like really tightly fit into this costume at this point,
or I guess what's left of it? Oh yeah, well I guess
there there was enough room for you to get into. I want to say,
it's still on you, but it's definitely like stretched, like it is
very tight on you right now, maybe ripping in some places. Yeah,
but still on you. All right, So I have disadvantage on shooting over
that barrier, right, No, we have plus two armor class and plus
two dexterity saves. Okay, okay, remember that. Do you want to
one thing? All right? They are are firing machine guns again. That
is a twenty five to hit on Zaus. Yeah, twenty yep, that
one, even with your plus, with all the plus is taken into consideration,
I'd be a nineteen. That's a miss. That was four, that's
that's a sixteen? It is lower, it's twenty one. Who's that's three?
Yeah? I think so three? Okay? Then I hit you,
uh and other dude? Nope, nope, nope, Okay, big guy
missed. But yeah, you get hit three times for thirty nine piercing damage
before having hmm, that's nineteen yep, and god damn you, I can't
math right now in my head sex lightning, damnage. Okay, all right,
the captain, it looks like he says something to the guys in front
of you. I don't know if you're wanting to try and hear what they're
saying. M But the captain does say something to the two guys, and
he he leaves them and then goes into a room and it is an extern.
Hmmm, well that makes this less epic. But I draw my pistol
to shoot, and just as I shoot, it becomes the Sammis arm blaster
and goes over my age yeah, and shoots off a chaos shot nice,
which is only a fifteen to hit. Does fifteen hit these guys? No?
No? All right, well then I will take my second shot.
And hope this one does better. Hey, that's in that twenty yep.
Okay, So with this the additional damage type is acid. I have to
random roll for that. So I rolled A one and got acid. And
then it's max damage, right, yep, max damage. So that is
eight bullet damage and eight acid damage. And then it bounces from the first
target to another target within thirty feet which I assumed the other smaller guys within
thirty feet. Yep, there's two of them there, and when it bounces,
it ricochets off the side and misses him completely. Lee. Oh yeah,
it is rolling one. Oh and it was eight eight piercing damage.
How much? Well that was way less awesome than it was supposed to be.
And then I hide behind the wall again. All right, Oh you're
doing great house. Oh I guess I could have Blip go after me.
Um. Blip gives ause a heel, yeah, and you feel an injection
hit you in your back where it normally. He gives me the injections and
I'm trying to remember how much for one second. Okay, standing by man,
we're approaching three hours, one D six plus my wisdom, so a
nine health health back cool, right, and uh so yeah, that that
acid shot it hits them, like definitely, you can you can tell you
hit them, um if you're looking like you could definitely see damage to their
armor. But their suit kind of does this like wave over it and it
kind of glows green, um, like it has a green shimmer to it.
Now you would know this as reactive plating, so it absorbs. It
doesn't absorb, but it gains resistance to eight damage type when reactive plating.
And yeah, you can definitely tell that. You would know what reactive plaiting
is. I'll say to the other two, it looks like they're equipped with
reactive plating. I hope you guys know what that is. Marcia, Hey,
zous, how are you doing there? Buddy? It'll be a lot
better when these guys get get to die in. She looks at Zoos to
see how badly he's hurt, Like percentage wise, he's down somewhere between thirty
five, Like you're still a good bit over half. Okay, all right,
how far away is the big guy from her? The big guy ran
away and went into it, went went into a room. So there's two
guys. Looks like the room that they're defending all right, So there's still
two guys firing weapons up. Yeah, this is the two smaller guys.
Yeah, she whispers to one of them. Move, bitch, get out
the way, Get out the way, bitch, get out the way.
That's a dissonant whisper. They need to make a wisdom sing throw. Okay,
So yep, that is a four that fails fifteen damage and uh they
must immediately use their reaction to move as far away as its speed allows from
me. Was that the one that I attacked that I hit? Or was
that the other one? Well? Is that the one that you were whispering
to? Same one? Okay, the one yelping just pounded fucking rick?
And yeah, uh yeah he uh he's just like you got this, buddy.
And he takes off running like he's just He goes through that door too.
Is House's turn? Well, I guess he can't run yet because it's
not his turn. He uses his reaction if available, Oh he uses that's
right, okay, So yeah he does take off and and yeah you're left
with one guy all right. Well, so I was saying too happy about
this, so he's just gonna unload on this one guy left? All right?
So full lotto. All right, okay, so the lowest non one
is going to be a twenty to hit. Yeah, they all hit,
oh everything, everything except for one one. Yeah, and since there's nothing
else to redirect that too, I guess that don't apply. But yeah.
Still, oh, let's see thirty four and then another eighteen. So sixty
two, yeah, sixty two, sixty two all right, all right,
he's he's matched up there with the other guys. Um, okay, well
what he is going to do that? Let me see what this does.
He is going to throw a grenade. Okay, So the way fragmentation grenades
work, this explosive black canister has red lines tracing plates designed to break apart
and spray shrapnel it nearby creatures. Okay, so each target within ten feet
of where heat throws it makes a dexterity saving throw and taking damage on a
failed saver half as much on a successful one. So yeah, a grenade
lands inside of the elevator, so that that would be all of us,
right, Yeah, can I use my bardick on saves give? Can you
yeah dry your card? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah, it's a D twenty.
Yeah, so zos is gonna get a twenty. Okay, twenty one,
all right, fifteen and remember you guys had plus twos right, Oh,
yep, I factored three fifteen with my cardik. Oh all right,
yeah, all of you succeed. You are able to dive out of the
elevator and let me roll that damage. Sure, we're gonna take half in
coming. Yeah, all of you are taking half. So that's nice.
So seven point five piercing damage from shrapnel and my brain does not want to
work right now. And uh ten thunder damage from the explosion. Yeah,
that that's half. That's already yes, And that explosion the bullets that have
already been filling the elevator and breaking stuff as it's been whizzing past y'all.
You hear a like a like a chunk, and and the elevator just goes
flying down. The elevator isn't there anymore? Well? The car not my
mystery van. It's still in the door. It's still in the door.
Who I had to go. I had to go back to yogs martin buy
another one. Yeah, it's it's nits turn. Like, how y'all do
not have that cover anymore? All right? Well, I guess I will
drop the barricade then and okay, just fire twice from my pistol. Okay,
first one's a twenty two that hits for seven, damnage. And then
the second one is a twelve, which I assume is a miss. That's
a miss. All right, all right, Marcia, you're not doing anything
else. Nope, nope, I'm good, okay, Marcia. Uh yeah,
So she's going to use hideous laughter. Okay, she's gonna say,
hey, yeah, that was my first time using an elevator was flifting experience.
The second time let me down. Ah So, a creature of your
toys that you can see within range proceeds perceived. Everything is hilariously funny and
falls into fits of laughter. The targetment six you down a wisdom saving grow
okay, fourteen fail. Okay, So they are now prone and incapacitated,
unable to stand up for the duration, which is my concentration up to a
minute. Okay, yeah he is, he is incapacity. He is laughing.
He even like opened up his visors. He's like wiping away tears at
your joke. I mean, there's nobody else to fight in this hallway right
now. Yep, So what what what do you do? Zaus owes us
some media were going to go to kick in the door. Okay, all
right, all right, you go kick in the door. I think your
passive strength would kick in the door. Well, my strength bonus right now
would be a plus ten. Yeah, yeah, that would that would kick
in the door. Not to mention, I innately do double damage to inanimate
objects right now. Yeah, Like the door doesn't even have hinges. It
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