WEBVTT 1 00:00:04.799 --> 00:00:12.880 It's the Lapsed Fan Wrestling Podcast with jack encrn SEO and JP Sorrow. Welcome 2 00:00:12.880 --> 00:00:17.960 back to the TLF twenty twenty three Christmas Spectacular as we continue rolling out gift 3 00:00:18.000 --> 00:00:22.920 by gift this holiday season, the tidings of great cheer from across the Solar 4 00:00:22.920 --> 00:00:26.079 System and across the world. In fact, we're very glad you could be 5 00:00:26.079 --> 00:00:30.399 with us for the next opening of the Gift of Christmas. I can see 6 00:00:30.440 --> 00:00:35.200 it is a you know, a poster shaped cylindrical cardboard container, but Boss 7 00:00:35.320 --> 00:00:38.719 looks puzzled. I just don't know. Well, first of all, the 8 00:00:38.840 --> 00:00:42.640 date is twelve to one point twenty three, which means it's been in there 9 00:00:42.679 --> 00:00:46.240 for a while, but it wasn't there when I last went to the yeah, 10 00:00:46.280 --> 00:00:48.920 before this last time, so it's just kind of weird. And then 11 00:00:49.799 --> 00:00:53.320 and then I don't like, I can't see kind of looks like Maryland a 12 00:00:53.320 --> 00:00:57.960 little bit, but the city seems to be abbreviated. That's definitely not fully 13 00:00:58.000 --> 00:01:03.879 spelled out on the postal one seven eight zip code. But let's see what 14 00:01:03.920 --> 00:01:08.200 we got here. God, you know, I'm nervous whenever it comes to 15 00:01:08.239 --> 00:01:12.159 fucking visuals. That's Harford County, Maryland. That's what it is. At 16 00:01:12.319 --> 00:01:17.319 HFC. It looks like it's in on there or something like that. Oh 17 00:01:17.480 --> 00:01:22.159 no, no, oh no, it's a poster. That's always a good 18 00:01:22.159 --> 00:01:36.200 start. What the fuck is that? Oh? Just you don't just putting 19 00:01:36.200 --> 00:01:40.959 that in JP's hands of everyone on the planet is it's a fucking it's a 20 00:01:41.040 --> 00:01:46.280 TNA Wrestling pay per view poster of a Genesis show that apparently lax Factor prominently 21 00:01:46.319 --> 00:01:49.959 and because you got Conan just high as a fucking kite in the center and 22 00:01:49.959 --> 00:01:55.799 then Hernandez and homicide on both sides. What Genesis was that? I've never 23 00:01:55.879 --> 00:02:01.200 even seen that poster. There's another one. There's two posters. Put this 24 00:02:01.239 --> 00:02:04.840 one back and it's home. I didn't get you the Jeff Hardy one that 25 00:02:04.879 --> 00:02:09.360 I'm seeing right here. Please we don't know yet, all right, next, 26 00:02:10.800 --> 00:02:15.360 because when you do, when you google TNA Genesis poster, it's a 27 00:02:15.400 --> 00:02:21.199 lot of Jeff Hardy ones. Oh it's a what what did he used to 28 00:02:21.199 --> 00:02:28.360 say? Oh God, it's an abyss TNA No Surrender pay per view poster 29 00:02:28.439 --> 00:02:31.800 with like a shattered glass effect and they've got the steel mesh cage in front 30 00:02:31.800 --> 00:02:36.800 of them. September. What's the date, two thousand and seven. Can 31 00:02:36.800 --> 00:02:40.240 you look at the Genesis ones? Oh yeah, yeah, two thousand and 32 00:02:40.280 --> 00:02:45.560 seven, so that would have been It's free Hogan. Oh for sure. 33 00:02:45.560 --> 00:02:50.639 It is just a year or so after they had that really great run where 34 00:02:50.639 --> 00:02:58.319 people thought they were actually watchable for a little while. I'm sure whenever it 35 00:02:58.360 --> 00:03:00.560 was Jeff Jarrett was on top, kicking out to by barely lifting his shoulder 36 00:03:00.599 --> 00:03:04.199 off the canvas. That's what you do. You want a main event? 37 00:03:05.639 --> 00:03:08.599 Oh, this is from November nineteen to two thousand and six. Oh so 38 00:03:08.639 --> 00:03:19.319 that's Genesis two thousand and six. Wow, gods, no, no address, 39 00:03:20.240 --> 00:03:23.800 Well, no, there there is a card. There is a card 40 00:03:23.120 --> 00:03:25.800 that's sick. Yeah. It had Joe and Angle in the main event. 41 00:03:27.639 --> 00:03:30.319 So if that's the two thousand and six Genesis Boss, that's the one the 42 00:03:30.360 --> 00:03:32.520 one that I actually oh wow, that actually means something. The kurd Angle 43 00:03:32.599 --> 00:03:40.280 debut and ring against Moa Joe. Oh my god. Okay, okay, 44 00:03:40.319 --> 00:03:46.560 it's like several little slides of like a creepy Santa going up on someone in 45 00:03:46.599 --> 00:03:53.479 bed. There's a poo. Okay, the guy disappeared and now back its 46 00:03:53.680 --> 00:03:58.800 creepy Santa hovering over. So the kid goes asleep right Santa comes over. 47 00:03:58.879 --> 00:04:01.080 He's watching, watching, but then as soon as the kid wakes up, 48 00:04:01.080 --> 00:04:06.159 poof is gone? Is gone? You go bast in sleep sand Is there 49 00:04:06.000 --> 00:04:17.319 the creepy Cindy Lou? Who my god? The uh be inside reads se 50 00:04:17.839 --> 00:04:26.360 when you're sleeping like correct this Christmas season, it's lenrappening too, he added 51 00:04:26.439 --> 00:04:29.959 brother, Oh he did. Okay, Yes, Merry Christmas, Craig and 52 00:04:30.120 --> 00:04:35.279 Goose from from Craig and Goose. Yes, well, thanks Craig and Goose. 53 00:04:35.879 --> 00:04:40.279 I certainly love me a fucking goose around Christmas. That's true, roast 54 00:04:40.279 --> 00:04:44.399 Goose. Let's get it going. Those are wonderful pieces. So you can 55 00:04:44.439 --> 00:04:47.360 have those, boss. Uh No, you're gonna be in the mail tomorrow. 56 00:04:48.480 --> 00:04:53.800 End your way the American mail. Hey can you send some of those 57 00:04:53.800 --> 00:04:56.920 candies too? From Martin? Uh yeah, yeah, I'll send that along 58 00:04:56.959 --> 00:05:00.600 whatever's left by the time you get your hands on those puppies. Fortunately, 59 00:05:00.639 --> 00:05:02.079 I think there are two bags of each, so you'll get your fair show. 60 00:05:02.160 --> 00:05:05.439 Ah very he saw a head, so well, thanks very much to 61 00:05:05.439 --> 00:05:09.800 you, Conrad and Goose. Is Craig, Craig, Creak and Goose. 62 00:05:10.000 --> 00:05:15.399 Something a place I order, like a fruit basket for holiday. Harry and 63 00:05:15.519 --> 00:05:23.000 David's like this year. This this holiday season at Craig and Goose, get 64 00:05:23.079 --> 00:05:28.319 everything you need for the loved ones in your life, especially your favorite podcast 65 00:05:28.360 --> 00:05:32.360 hosts. What to get my favorite podcast host this Christmas Season? Craig and 66 00:05:32.360 --> 00:05:39.360 a Goose Very by c. Clement Moore. Let's see Clement Blass here on 67 00:05:39.399 --> 00:05:42.439 the t left Christmas Show. We'll see you next time for the opening of 68 00:05:42.480 --> 00:05:48.319 the Next. Gift of Christmas is a production of the LAPS Entertainment Group. 69 00:05:48.480 --> 00:05:51.000 It's content is intended for private use only.