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Whoa good morning everyone. Here we
are Thursday morning. A lot of fun

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stuff for you. The food Court
makes it return at nine, one of

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the fastest, surprising, and most
popular segments in all the end food Court

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at nine o'clock, I think,
good morning news eight thirty, eight o'clock

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we turn it over to the news
hunkies because the dirty viral downbeat is back

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in the news again. Not talking
about the news, making the news.

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Danny seven thirty, Sports at seven
thirty, what scuttle. But at seven

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ooks we do have Kevin at seven
yeah, yeah, right, six point

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thirty. We'll talk a little bit
about the shooting in the world answer and

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the Super Bowl parade of Jeeves.
But really all eyes towards nine o'clock in

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the food court for being honest,
I don't know, Okay, I'll undersell

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it. No, it's gonna be
mid No it's not. I think it'll

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be pretty good. It's gonna be
gross. We have to eat stuff.

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Don't torture me with food. I
don't like a lot of foods. That's

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why I said to make it nine
o'clock. So we have you have a

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little time to work up an app
appy. What is the food court Mikey

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tell our friends, Well, it's
where we discussed happenings in the food world

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and maybe sample new and exciting products. We've done it in the past.

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Or you brought up boba T.
Yeah, we did a big breakdown on

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the hot hot new trend of boba
T. We did air Frer talk hot,

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air friers hot last three four years. But we have a hot off

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the press food Court this morning at
nine. If you think you can put

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food Court in a box, you
just can't do that. There's really no

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way to describe food court. What's
food court? Food Court throws about ten

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things at you. Yeah, well
we have fast food, a high energy,

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high stakes quiz for you two to
face. So who knows more about

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food stuff? Don't miss it,
don't miss nine o'clock. Don't be a

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jerk and miss it. Maybe NBC
five will be talking about food Court tomorrow.

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Probably so probably so. If you
had sex last night, call in.

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Let's hear from you sex sex fans. Well, if Phoebe out there

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had a lot of sex, you
sex average two and four eight one seven

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seven eight seven one nine seven one, just tell us yes or no.

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Can we also hear from people that
had big sex plans, but fell asleep.

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Oh yeah, that too, like
anticipation of the whole day. It's

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like it's that one time of year
that we get to get busy time for

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annual sex. You got the we're
gonna you know, you got the big

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plans. It's like to spend all
this money on flowers and crap. Let's

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go to dinner and you come home
and it's just like it's been a day.

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Yeah, dude, I did yesterday, call in Mikey, get sleepy,

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oh no, to sleep and to
perform big promise for weekend, to

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make good. I swear make good. I'll make good coming hot on Bogo,

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full serve weekend go bog special three
pack offer. And just today I

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gladly bone you Saturday for free.
Past tonight. That's been today, dude.

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I did till he hurts, and
I'm sleepy. I'm dating Christina right

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from the Benskin Show here on the
station tended to PM. And she's just

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so great, so pretty, it's
just so nice and I'm just so lucky.

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She really is an incredible person.
I mean, it's better than you,

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man, no doubt. I think
that a lot tying. You're right

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to think that no offense. I
love you, she said yesterday. You

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know, we're all lovey dovey.
You know, love is forever. She's

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like, you know when you're seventy, oh, I'll be fifty two.

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That's not true. Yeah, is
that the maths? Really? No,

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it isn't no, because that's eighteen
thirty. She's thirty four and you're forty

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seven. You're thirteen years of fourteen. Yeah, I'm eighteen, so fifty

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six fifty seven. If you're seventy, she'll be fifty seven. Yeah,

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that's not too weird. I mean
that's pretty normal. Honestly, that's weird

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about that at all. A homie
southing hot When she said, I'm like,

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yeah, all right, seventy good
for you. That sounds good.

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Yeah, it always sounds good for
me. But she laughs. She's like,

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oh, you're gonna be so old
and pissed all the time. And

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then she laughs because she loves it. She loves what. I'm like her

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favorite. I'm tired when I'm put
out by anything. She just laughs at

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you. She laughs at me,
and I'm like, She's like, I

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have a chore to do, and
I put my readers on. I have

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to read direction that shere laughing at
me. She's laughing at Paul. Paul.

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That's that's that's what she's that's what
already, she's laughing at Papa.

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We know what she gets out of
this relationship. I told her she's coming.

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I told her she's a big upgrade. I'm like, stop doing this,

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you just stop doing this. I
don't let pirates into your house.

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I'm like, I'm about out of
jokes anyway. But she's awesome, she

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really is. I love her a
lot. She's incredible. But I don't

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care Aboutvalententa Day. Sorry, but
I don't. Also don't want to be

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a guy who's like, well,
day stupid. Watch. Yeah, but

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that's apparently I'm far closer to that
than I am. We are. I

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am romantic enough and surprise occasions and
that sort of thing whatever. But yesterday

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I'm like, damn it. I
had to go on a little bit of

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a mission for Food Court to acquire
the necessary food stuffs for the nine o'clock

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segment Food Court, which returns today. Don't miss that. NBC news all

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over this. And I went to
a big grocery store and I'm like,

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you know what, I'm already here, I'm gonna get some flowers. I'm

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gonna have flowers waiting for her when
she gets home from work. And I

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went to a tom Thumb, the
one on Hampton Road over in Oak Cliff,

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and because actually went to a little
tiny flower shop, and boy,

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they were gouging the panties off of
all of us. I couldn't believe it.

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Tell Noah about the flood. You
couldn't get out of there for less

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than maybe seventy five bucks for these
that's the cheap options. Yeah, that's

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the Did you go to the florist
pick the same place I did? Because

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that was the price tag on what
I bought that. Yeah, because Malcolm

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and I went shopping for his mom, y, you know, because you

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want to get something for mom for
Valentine's Day from your little toddler. But

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please continue, And well, was
it like with the vase included? Yeah,

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all of that seventy five and that
was the cheapest. And that was

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that even? Was that a half
dozen? I was a dozen roses?

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It was well, it came in
this like and I'll let him pick it

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out, you know, it's like
this is about Yeah, so he picked

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out a few things on them and
it was like a cute little teddy blue

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Teddy bear base and a really nice
arrangement of I think it was like a

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half dozen yellow roses, but it
looked really nice. But yes, seventy

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five yeah, up to one fifty, I mean two hundred and then balloons

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and bears and all that stuffing within
the roses, like I don't even know.

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And I wanted to help, like
a small business, you know,

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I've seen this floorist that's righted by
the post office I go to. So

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that's how they make the nut for
the year man that in Mother's Day.

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Yeah, and I wanted to do
it. But I went and I'm like,

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I don't even know. I was
late. It was in the mid

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afternoon, so maybe it wasn't.
Most of the good stuff was gone whatever,

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so I'm like, forget it.
I'm not doing this. I don't

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care that way. So we went
to Tom I went to Tom Thumb and

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they had this giant tent in the
parking lot and it said roses Flowers like

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a separate pop up. I'm like, damn, all right, I walk

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in there. That's a sad schlubs
in line exactly why I brought it up.

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I mean forty just slubs all holding
crap, yeah, waiting in this

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winding line. And I look at
it, I'm like, oh, I

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don't know. I was just sad
for everyone involved to get ahead of it

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and just do it online have it
delivered. And then I grab a dozen

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roses. There you go, and
guess who is the sad schlub in line.

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It's just you and a bunch of
other dudes and Travis Barker putting pants

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and whatever you guys were, you
know, just in various states of middle

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age and seducenarianism. Ye, yeah, Travis Barker's I guess I'll get these

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golfing drumsticks. I mean how much
I ran into Quick tom Thumb just to

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pick up one thing, you know, and and go. And then I

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realized, oh, yeah, it's
a bad time to just go get your

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one thing and go at tom Thumb
because there were so many men waiting in

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line at the self checkout. They'd
gone there to get their flowers and it

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was a lot. I was like, oh my god, like they should

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have a flower line today. If
we're going to do it this way,

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you're just holding up the self checkout. You ever see the random guy at

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the grocery store on a non you
know, romantic holiday or Mother's Day or

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whatever, and he's got the flowers. Always go up, go what'd you

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do? Yeah, guy who has
fed up? What did you do?

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Well? And in my hood it's
a little you know, more diverse,

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So it was cool. There's a
bunch of different times. It was just

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all different flavors of men, just
all hispanics in the same a lot of

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hispanics as and a few of these
facts I'm talking arms full, because how

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about when you have to do like
the freaking rom com movie scene and a

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dozen roses, that's for starters,
Yeah, like you have to do twelve

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dozen rows or whatever the crazy thing
is. And then chocolate's galore balloons and

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there I saw a couple dudes.
Must have spent three four one hundred dollars.

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I don't even you know, five
hundred, Oh yeah, I couldn't

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believe seventy five for flowers. And
it felt like if I was guessing,

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like if you showed me what is
this, how much would it cost?

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I would got forty bucks most And
was it seventy five a dozen? No?

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It was like a it was okay, you know, I get ahead

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of these things. Actually, some
gribe to a service that reminds me okay,

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and there it just reads at a
local, little small business right by

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near my house though, so it's
like, you know, I went for

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the first time and they treated me
nice, and I said, you guys

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have my business forever. Great And
this was a yeah, little flower shop,

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yeah okay, rather by where Lockwood
is, and they just they sent

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an email like two weeks ago,
like hey, all the day's coming up.

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Should we get your delivery ready?
And I was like, oh,

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yeah, absolutely, but it says, you know, florist pic so let

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them pick it. I don't have
to go about it. And they make

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it and you just type in a
little note. Here's what's wild though,

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you type in your whatever note you're
gonna do. I have to add little

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humor to it, you do.
But they also put this thing and this

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is probably default for a lot of
the flowers that need water, which I

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assume is all of them. So
she opened up the note okay, and

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it's got a little pink slip in
there and it says I'm thirsty, fill

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me up. And she asked if
that was from you. I was like,

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wait, that's funny. Thats not
that's the flower speaking. That's not

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me. I'm very hydrated. I'm
good. I wonder if the ladies know

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when they're receiving grocery store flower.
Okay, yeah, as opposed to you

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know mc shan, because look,
there's a certain amount of pride when Malcolm's

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mom shows up yesterday to pick him
up and he's got his little thing set

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up for and it's got the mcshan
logo. Really oh yeah, yeah,

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yeah, of course, because he
wanted to get her, you know,

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I was like, would you want
to get her anything else? And he

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found this. It was just a
stuffed donut. It's like a dog toy.

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Well they had a lot and it
kind of looked like one, but

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you know, it's like the beanie
baby type stuff. And there was tons

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of bears and all that, you
know, stuffed hearts, and he found

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one that was I don't know about
six inch in diameter. It was just

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a donut. It's like, want
to get this some like hell yeah,

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hell, yes, you do.
Pick out a card to you little man.

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So he you know, got all
his markers and scribbled a bunch of

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crap on the inside of the car. It made Mom cry. Yeah,

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so you know, and look,
there's just I think there is something to

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be said about maybe spending the extra
cash. And she knows if if you

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actually spent the time in the little
bit of extra expense to go to the

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you know, the elevated experience rather
than just going to Trader Joe's. No,

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Well, Tom Thumb at at two
pm, it was bottom of the

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barrel, and you're just like,
which of these dozen has the least like

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with the black part of the rose, you know, or like the sad

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or I picked up one on its
looks pretty good and then one of the

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roses just cracked broken. It looks
like Charlie Brown's Christmas tree. But they

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get me thinking real quick. I'm
like, where the hell's all this come

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from? Do you guys know flowers? Where the hell? I mean,

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just my Tom thumb had to have
five thousand roses in it and it's one

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Tom thumb in Dallas, Texas.
You're talking to all of America. I

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mean, you need millions, I
don't know, a billion of red roses.

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If you're getting twelve, do you
know where they come from? Well?

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I looked it up, tell me, yeah, that's I mean,

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what would you guess because I California, Florida, I don't know so places

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where things grow. Let me read
you a quick paragraph. Almost all of

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the long stem roses sold in the
US come from South America. What right?

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Okay? Yeah, I guess,
And most of those roses come from

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Ecuador. And as we learned a
few months ago, Ecuador, Danny is

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the country where, by average,
the men have the largest penises in the

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world. Yes, remember that star. Two reasons for this, Roses grow

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perfectly straight only near the equator,
where the sun shines per particular to the

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plan. Second, high altitude of
equatorial or equatorial regions near Quito offers powerful

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solar radiation that makes followers grow to
be heartier, thicker stems, and even

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more vibrant colors. I mean by
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just a matt and I get Okay.

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The industry dominates this region in the
local economy flourished flourished from the global rose

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trade. Over eighty percent of all
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industry. Wow. With global growth
and demand highest near Valentine's Day, Mothers,

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they brought economic improvements to previously impoverished
region. But I mean we always

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think about like sushi and it being
you know, just fresh fish being shipped

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in oyster. I don't know just
anything. We talked about kangaroo yesterday,

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I talked about camera shipped here from
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in the food court which returns today
a ninety Someone in the freaking might be

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eating a little kangaroo at nine o'clock. Maybe you can't freeze the flowers and

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then you freeze the kangaroo. You
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have planes full of I think there's
odd planes out there than we could even

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fast. But on a blossomed rose
buds like in the time, it right

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right, It's they got that down
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but it's fascinating. We're experts for
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have to think about it. Like
when were these roses cut out of the

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ground in Ecuador? Are they shipped
pre cut or do they still have some

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you know type of root system?
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even at tom Thumb they're sitting in
buckets of water. You know. So

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it's much in some way like a
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keep that thing in the water.
I mean, it can probably be out

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for a while. But just the
science of getting the rose to the vase

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on my kitchen counter from Ecuador in
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a week. So some people went
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to learn how to do all that
stuff. He's Kevin Turn. I'm just

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saying it's true. It's like it's
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You go to a winery, if
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which they do, they do tend
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a little too much information and a
little less drink. Longer you stay,

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the more bottles you buy. It
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oh my god, another field.
They don't care anymore. Sampies. When

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you're subscribe to some wine that they're
gonna mail you yeah a year, and

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you're like, that's in the moment
I said I would cancel, and then

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you figure out they send it to
you. It's impossible to go to their

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website and cancel. Yep. Oh
did you buy anyone buy any Downbeat singing

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boxes of chocolate yesterday? I didn't
see any Tom thumb. Maybe hopefully they

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were sold out. Well, remember
we went small. We kept it out

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of the big, the big Mamma
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business this time. If you missed
it yesterday in the Downbate we from here

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the world for here, I'll be
singing boxes of chocolate for those who did

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miss it. Maybe we should probe
should go that bit. I bet a

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lot of people would love to hear
them again. Not all of them,

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Yeah, and you can hear all
them on the podcast. But choice cuts

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straight from Ecuador we selected. This
is my favorite one in the world.

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Well, that is my favorite one. I don't won't rank them, but

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this is one of the many Jji
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on Valentine's Day. Let's get wild
on Valentine's Day. Let's have drinks on

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Valentine's Day. One in the stink
on Valentine's Day. It's a gift from

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me to you unexpected. Yes,
that's true, a deep expression of love

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for you. Some consider this a
real breakthrough, but The only thing you

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say to me is out out,
out, out, out out eight bit

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is it like the depeche Mode order
the artist was going for there? That

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one was inspired by the Peter Hook
biography. I'm reading right out the thing

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you'll say to me, the only
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It's beautiful. There we go.
Let's see if this is just one

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that premiered yesterday. Let's just get
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You've got to do this. It's
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for our annual sex. And we
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because all we eat is talk stop
abrupt stops because it comes into more music.

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I don't know how to make it
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find music that fits the song.
You really paint a picture, though,

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because yeah, I just imagine two
a couple that just lives together. You

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know, they love watching Netflix and
yeah, just snarfing down some border,

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yeah, at ten o'clock at night. And then it's like they feel the

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obligation on Valentine's Day and they're standing
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room with that music man playing and
just kind of look at one another and

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go, let's just get through this. Let's just get through this. Oh

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my god, every day just how
go bell, I have the app,

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the results of all those apps,
late night drive through visits, just full

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evidence, right in front of one
another. And that's really you know,

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it is real. It is real. Yeah, that's real life. Here

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was another one. It's the bastard
of salt your TV energy. Right,

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it's not going Oh, I know, I know, I played the music.

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Sorry sorry, bow chick a wow
wow make and whoopee plowing in.

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I'm yowing you to lize the gooby
shagging in, a porking and a getting

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laid, tossing the hot dog down
the hallway, buttering the biscuit and a

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knocking boots, banging in and wanging
at the human skeet shoes, slipping in

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a sliding way. Beneath the sheets
lay the pipped pinky panky, treats and

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eats, bumping Ugly's funny business,
tapping ass, bacon the potato, using

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a hole pass. These are rall
slang for exercise. I'm going to the

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gym because I had a cream Pie's
somewhere working out. This is homo working

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out. That's all I heard.
Theres a lot of references in there.

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Yeah, for sex, that's what
I thought, bepeaking of references. Just

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reach in the box and grab a
piece of chocolate. Anyone will do,

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because every single human on earth this
having sex. Accept you. I'm talking

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every adult in every single building,
in every single city, in every single

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country, legal teens and scene,
Your's Handy, Captain Abel Amputees in four

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Land, Joos in Palestinians, Beyonce
fans and swift He's Democrats, Republican Tutsis

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and the Hood to Bush Brothers Living
earn Hearts, Russians and Ukrainians, yelling

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and passion intertwined in ecstasy. We're
all having sex except you really pretty incredible,

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no love for the two season the
Huto's that was the Rwandan conflict,

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they get very quickly covered up by
the bushes and Living earn Hearts Bush Brothers

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Living earn Hearts was hard to fit. Great work by the artists there,

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incredible and the except you that was
really pretty at the very end, there's

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something inside of me that could be
talented. Your your delivery is if nothing,

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because it's earnest, it's real,
and you know what that audio not

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treated you know, by machine,
some sort of device or whatever. That

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little circular filter in front of my
microphone is. I don't have that screen,

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don't have anything. It's a man
on a microphone, unlike some artist.

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The man in the microphone on the
Michael Jackson album cover Mike Siroy The

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man in the Microphone amazing. Take
a look inside this hot shaved box and

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do me what you see inside?
Is it candy? Oh no, it's

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a knife because I'm a serial killer
and tonight you're gonna diive. Okay.

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It was such a sea of idiocy. All the songs I forgot about that

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one has the first one, I
think, or one of the first onest

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a wasted groove. It's so good. All of his sound like so close

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to a real artist and like could
be a real hit. Take a look.

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Imagine a badass serial killer handing a
hard shaped box. Yeah, it's

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like, hey, that's it.
That is the basis of a Netflix mini

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series for you. And she's like, huh open knife? Why, well,

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well I'm gonna kill you. Well
you can uh grab that on the

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podcast. We put it up right
after the show yesterday. Make sure you're

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getting those within twenty four hours.
There's so many more too. The surface,

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the horse one is just magical.
The horse one, uh, we're

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throwing that in at some point requires
therapy to get through, if you because

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I need to hear that again.
That was my I think that might have

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been my favorite one. Maybe we'll
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relationship and then you're your horse,
and then it's like furry play, but

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then you're a literal horse and then
it kind of comes back to love from

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that. I think it was a
real experimental It had like a Frank Zappa

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vibe to it. Almost you kind
of need video for that one, walk

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you through through it, but you
know, we don't have time for that

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right now. Guys. Coming up
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City for the Super Bowl Parade.
We've got the latest. Next one,

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