Whoa good morning everyone. Here we are Thursday morning. A lot of fun
stuff for you. The food Court makes it return at nine, one of
the fastest, surprising, and most popular segments in all the end food Court
at nine o'clock, I think, good morning news eight thirty, eight o'clock
we turn it over to the news hunkies because the dirty viral downbeat is back
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Danny seven thirty, Sports at seven thirty, what scuttle. But at seven
ooks we do have Kevin at seven yeah, yeah, right, six point
thirty. We'll talk a little bit about the shooting in the world answer and
the Super Bowl parade of Jeeves. But really all eyes towards nine o'clock in
the food court for being honest, I don't know, Okay, I'll undersell
it. No, it's gonna be mid No it's not. I think it'll
be pretty good. It's gonna be gross. We have to eat stuff.
Don't torture me with food. I don't like a lot of foods. That's
why I said to make it nine o'clock. So we have you have a
little time to work up an app appy. What is the food court Mikey
tell our friends, Well, it's where we discussed happenings in the food world
and maybe sample new and exciting products. We've done it in the past.
Or you brought up boba T. Yeah, we did a big breakdown on
the hot hot new trend of boba T. We did air Frer talk hot,
air friers hot last three four years. But we have a hot off
the press food Court this morning at nine. If you think you can put
food Court in a box, you just can't do that. There's really no
way to describe food court. What's food court? Food Court throws about ten
things at you. Yeah, well we have fast food, a high energy,
high stakes quiz for you two to face. So who knows more about
food stuff? Don't miss it, don't miss nine o'clock. Don't be a
jerk and miss it. Maybe NBC five will be talking about food Court tomorrow.
Probably so probably so. If you had sex last night, call in.
Let's hear from you sex sex fans. Well, if Phoebe out there
had a lot of sex, you sex average two and four eight one seven
seven eight seven one nine seven one, just tell us yes or no.
Can we also hear from people that had big sex plans, but fell asleep.
Oh yeah, that too, like anticipation of the whole day. It's
like it's that one time of year that we get to get busy time for
annual sex. You got the we're gonna you know, you got the big
plans. It's like to spend all this money on flowers and crap. Let's
go to dinner and you come home and it's just like it's been a day.
Yeah, dude, I did yesterday, call in Mikey, get sleepy,
oh no, to sleep and to perform big promise for weekend, to
make good. I swear make good. I'll make good coming hot on Bogo,
full serve weekend go bog special three pack offer. And just today I
gladly bone you Saturday for free. Past tonight. That's been today, dude.
I did till he hurts, and I'm sleepy. I'm dating Christina right
from the Benskin Show here on the station tended to PM. And she's just
so great, so pretty, it's just so nice and I'm just so lucky.
She really is an incredible person. I mean, it's better than you,
man, no doubt. I think that a lot tying. You're right
to think that no offense. I love you, she said yesterday. You
know, we're all lovey dovey. You know, love is forever. She's
like, you know when you're seventy, oh, I'll be fifty two.
That's not true. Yeah, is that the maths? Really? No,
it isn't no, because that's eighteen thirty. She's thirty four and you're forty
seven. You're thirteen years of fourteen. Yeah, I'm eighteen, so fifty
six fifty seven. If you're seventy, she'll be fifty seven. Yeah,
that's not too weird. I mean that's pretty normal. Honestly, that's weird
about that at all. A homie southing hot When she said, I'm like,
yeah, all right, seventy good for you. That sounds good.
Yeah, it always sounds good for me. But she laughs. She's like,
oh, you're gonna be so old and pissed all the time. And
then she laughs because she loves it. She loves what. I'm like her
favorite. I'm tired when I'm put out by anything. She just laughs at
you. She laughs at me, and I'm like, She's like, I
have a chore to do, and I put my readers on. I have
to read direction that shere laughing at me. She's laughing at Paul. Paul.
That's that's that's what she's that's what already, she's laughing at Papa.
We know what she gets out of this relationship. I told her she's coming.
I told her she's a big upgrade. I'm like, stop doing this,
you just stop doing this. I don't let pirates into your house.
I'm like, I'm about out of jokes anyway. But she's awesome, she
really is. I love her a lot. She's incredible. But I don't
care Aboutvalententa Day. Sorry, but I don't. Also don't want to be
a guy who's like, well, day stupid. Watch. Yeah, but
that's apparently I'm far closer to that than I am. We are. I
am romantic enough and surprise occasions and that sort of thing whatever. But yesterday
I'm like, damn it. I had to go on a little bit of
a mission for Food Court to acquire the necessary food stuffs for the nine o'clock
segment Food Court, which returns today. Don't miss that. NBC news all
over this. And I went to a big grocery store and I'm like,
you know what, I'm already here, I'm gonna get some flowers. I'm
gonna have flowers waiting for her when she gets home from work. And I
went to a tom Thumb, the one on Hampton Road over in Oak Cliff,
and because actually went to a little tiny flower shop, and boy,
they were gouging the panties off of all of us. I couldn't believe it.
Tell Noah about the flood. You couldn't get out of there for less
than maybe seventy five bucks for these that's the cheap options. Yeah, that's
the Did you go to the florist pick the same place I did? Because
that was the price tag on what I bought that. Yeah, because Malcolm
and I went shopping for his mom, y, you know, because you
want to get something for mom for Valentine's Day from your little toddler. But
please continue, And well, was it like with the vase included? Yeah,
all of that seventy five and that was the cheapest. And that was
that even? Was that a half dozen? I was a dozen roses?
It was well, it came in this like and I'll let him pick it
out, you know, it's like this is about Yeah, so he picked
out a few things on them and it was like a cute little teddy blue
Teddy bear base and a really nice arrangement of I think it was like a
half dozen yellow roses, but it looked really nice. But yes, seventy
five yeah, up to one fifty, I mean two hundred and then balloons
and bears and all that stuffing within the roses, like I don't even know.
And I wanted to help, like a small business, you know,
I've seen this floorist that's righted by the post office I go to. So
that's how they make the nut for the year man that in Mother's Day.
Yeah, and I wanted to do it. But I went and I'm like,
I don't even know. I was late. It was in the mid
afternoon, so maybe it wasn't. Most of the good stuff was gone whatever,
so I'm like, forget it. I'm not doing this. I don't
care that way. So we went to Tom I went to Tom Thumb and
they had this giant tent in the parking lot and it said roses Flowers like
a separate pop up. I'm like, damn, all right, I walk
in there. That's a sad schlubs in line exactly why I brought it up.
I mean forty just slubs all holding crap, yeah, waiting in this
winding line. And I look at it, I'm like, oh, I
don't know. I was just sad for everyone involved to get ahead of it
and just do it online have it delivered. And then I grab a dozen
roses. There you go, and guess who is the sad schlub in line.
It's just you and a bunch of other dudes and Travis Barker putting pants
and whatever you guys were, you know, just in various states of middle
age and seducenarianism. Ye, yeah, Travis Barker's I guess I'll get these
golfing drumsticks. I mean how much I ran into Quick tom Thumb just to
pick up one thing, you know, and and go. And then I
realized, oh, yeah, it's a bad time to just go get your
one thing and go at tom Thumb because there were so many men waiting in
line at the self checkout. They'd gone there to get their flowers and it
was a lot. I was like, oh my god, like they should
have a flower line today. If we're going to do it this way,
you're just holding up the self checkout. You ever see the random guy at
the grocery store on a non you know, romantic holiday or Mother's Day or
whatever, and he's got the flowers. Always go up, go what'd you
do? Yeah, guy who has fed up? What did you do?
Well? And in my hood it's a little you know, more diverse,
So it was cool. There's a bunch of different times. It was just
all different flavors of men, just all hispanics in the same a lot of
hispanics as and a few of these facts I'm talking arms full, because how
about when you have to do like the freaking rom com movie scene and a
dozen roses, that's for starters, Yeah, like you have to do twelve
dozen rows or whatever the crazy thing is. And then chocolate's galore balloons and
there I saw a couple dudes. Must have spent three four one hundred dollars.
I don't even you know, five hundred, Oh yeah, I couldn't
believe seventy five for flowers. And it felt like if I was guessing,
like if you showed me what is this, how much would it cost?
I would got forty bucks most And was it seventy five a dozen? No?
It was like a it was okay, you know, I get ahead
of these things. Actually, some gribe to a service that reminds me okay,
and there it just reads at a local, little small business right by
near my house though, so it's like, you know, I went for
the first time and they treated me nice, and I said, you guys
have my business forever. Great And this was a yeah, little flower shop,
yeah okay, rather by where Lockwood is, and they just they sent
an email like two weeks ago, like hey, all the day's coming up.
Should we get your delivery ready? And I was like, oh,
yeah, absolutely, but it says, you know, florist pic so let
them pick it. I don't have to go about it. And they make
it and you just type in a little note. Here's what's wild though,
you type in your whatever note you're gonna do. I have to add little
humor to it, you do. But they also put this thing and this
is probably default for a lot of the flowers that need water, which I
assume is all of them. So she opened up the note okay, and
it's got a little pink slip in there and it says I'm thirsty, fill
me up. And she asked if that was from you. I was like,
wait, that's funny. Thats not that's the flower speaking. That's not
me. I'm very hydrated. I'm good. I wonder if the ladies know
when they're receiving grocery store flower. Okay, yeah, as opposed to you
know mc shan, because look, there's a certain amount of pride when Malcolm's
mom shows up yesterday to pick him up and he's got his little thing set
up for and it's got the mcshan logo. Really oh yeah, yeah,
yeah, of course, because he wanted to get her, you know,
I was like, would you want to get her anything else? And he
found this. It was just a stuffed donut. It's like a dog toy.
Well they had a lot and it kind of looked like one, but
you know, it's like the beanie baby type stuff. And there was tons
of bears and all that, you know, stuffed hearts, and he found
one that was I don't know about six inch in diameter. It was just
a donut. It's like, want to get this some like hell yeah,
hell, yes, you do. Pick out a card to you little man.
So he you know, got all his markers and scribbled a bunch of
crap on the inside of the car. It made Mom cry. Yeah,
so you know, and look, there's just I think there is something to
be said about maybe spending the extra cash. And she knows if if you
actually spent the time in the little bit of extra expense to go to the
you know, the elevated experience rather than just going to Trader Joe's. No,
Well, Tom Thumb at at two pm, it was bottom of the
barrel, and you're just like, which of these dozen has the least like
with the black part of the rose, you know, or like the sad
or I picked up one on its looks pretty good and then one of the
roses just cracked broken. It looks like Charlie Brown's Christmas tree. But they
get me thinking real quick. I'm like, where the hell's all this come
from? Do you guys know flowers? Where the hell? I mean,
just my Tom thumb had to have five thousand roses in it and it's one
Tom thumb in Dallas, Texas. You're talking to all of America. I
mean, you need millions, I don't know, a billion of red roses.
If you're getting twelve, do you know where they come from? Well?
I looked it up, tell me, yeah, that's I mean,
what would you guess because I California, Florida, I don't know so places
where things grow. Let me read you a quick paragraph. Almost all of
the long stem roses sold in the US come from South America. What right?
Okay? Yeah, I guess, And most of those roses come from
Ecuador. And as we learned a few months ago, Ecuador, Danny is
the country where, by average, the men have the largest penises in the
world. Yes, remember that star. Two reasons for this, Roses grow
perfectly straight only near the equator, where the sun shines per particular to the
plan. Second, high altitude of equatorial or equatorial regions near Quito offers powerful
solar radiation that makes followers grow to be heartier, thicker stems, and even
more vibrant colors. I mean by describing the flowers and the dongs down the
Yeah, and if that's true, just a matt and I get Okay.
The industry dominates this region in the local economy flourished flourished from the global rose
trade. Over eighty percent of all workers in the province work in the rose
industry. Wow. With global growth and demand highest near Valentine's Day, Mothers,
they brought economic improvements to previously impoverished region. But I mean we always
think about like sushi and it being you know, just fresh fish being shipped
in oyster. I don't know just anything. We talked about kangaroo yesterday,
I talked about camera shipped here from might talk a little kangaroo at nine o'clock
in the food court which returns today a ninety Someone in the freaking might be
eating a little kangaroo at nine o'clock. Maybe you can't freeze the flowers and
then you freeze the kangaroo. You can't freeze the flowers. So do we
have planes full of I think there's odd planes out there than we could even
fast. But on a blossomed rose buds like in the time, it right
right, It's they got that down to a science, right, yes,
but it's fascinating. We're experts for that and they handle it and we don't
have to think about it. Like when were these roses cut out of the
ground in Ecuador? Are they shipped pre cut or do they still have some
you know type of root system? I mean, I have no idea because
even at tom Thumb they're sitting in buckets of water. You know. So
it's much in some way like a fish. You know, you got to
keep that thing in the water. I mean, it can probably be out
for a while. But just the science of getting the rose to the vase
on my kitchen counter from Ecuador in a few days, I don't know,
a week. So some people went to college and get their degree in flowering
to learn how to do all that stuff. He's Kevin Turn. I'm just
saying it's true. It's like it's the same intimate detail that goes into wine.
You go to a winery, if you take a wine tour kind of
which they do, they do tend to go on too long, sometimes like
a little too much information and a little less drink. Longer you stay,
the more bottles you buy. It you careful on your Italy trip on that
Yeah, Actually you spend a whole day at some vineyard and they're like,
oh my god, another field. They don't care anymore. Sampies. When
you're subscribe to some wine that they're gonna mail you yeah a year, and
you're like, that's in the moment I said I would cancel, and then
you figure out they send it to you. It's impossible to go to their
website and cancel. Yep. Oh did you buy anyone buy any Downbeat singing
boxes of chocolate yesterday? I didn't see any Tom thumb. Maybe hopefully they
were sold out. Well, remember we went small. We kept it out
of the big, the big Mamma jamas. Oh yeah, we went small
business this time. If you missed it yesterday in the Downbate we from here
the world for here, I'll be singing boxes of chocolate for those who did
miss it. Maybe we should probe should go that bit. I bet a
lot of people would love to hear them again. Not all of them,
Yeah, and you can hear all them on the podcast. But choice cuts
straight from Ecuador we selected. This is my favorite one in the world.
Well, that is my favorite one. I don't won't rank them, but
this is one of the many Jji pop me up here. Let's go out
on Valentine's Day. Let's get wild on Valentine's Day. Let's have drinks on
Valentine's Day. One in the stink on Valentine's Day. It's a gift from
me to you unexpected. Yes, that's true, a deep expression of love
for you. Some consider this a real breakthrough, but The only thing you
say to me is out out, out, out, out out eight bit
is it like the depeche Mode order the artist was going for there? That
one was inspired by the Peter Hook biography. I'm reading right out the thing
you'll say to me, the only thing. Some consider this a real breakthrough.
It's beautiful. There we go. Let's see if this is just one
that premiered yesterday. Let's just get through this pretty. There's nothing to fear.
You've got to do this. It's just once a year, it's time
for our annual sex. And we both look like hell, we're both gigantic
because all we eat is talk stop abrupt stops because it comes into more music.
I don't know how to make it stop. I don't know how to
find music that fits the song. You really paint a picture, though,
because yeah, I just imagine two a couple that just lives together. You
know, they love watching Netflix and yeah, just snarfing down some border,
yeah, at ten o'clock at night. And then it's like they feel the
obligation on Valentine's Day and they're standing in front of one another in a candlelit
room with that music man playing and just kind of look at one another and
go, let's just get through this. Let's just get through this. Oh
my god, every day just how go bell, I have the app,
the results of all those apps, late night drive through visits, just full
evidence, right in front of one another. And that's really you know,
it is real. It is real. Yeah, that's real life. Here
was another one. It's the bastard of salt your TV energy. Right,
it's not going Oh, I know, I know, I played the music.
Sorry sorry, bow chick a wow wow make and whoopee plowing in.
I'm yowing you to lize the gooby shagging in, a porking and a getting
laid, tossing the hot dog down the hallway, buttering the biscuit and a
knocking boots, banging in and wanging at the human skeet shoes, slipping in
a sliding way. Beneath the sheets lay the pipped pinky panky, treats and
eats, bumping Ugly's funny business, tapping ass, bacon the potato, using
a hole pass. These are rall slang for exercise. I'm going to the
gym because I had a cream Pie's somewhere working out. This is homo working
out. That's all I heard. Theres a lot of references in there.
Yeah, for sex, that's what I thought, bepeaking of references. Just
reach in the box and grab a piece of chocolate. Anyone will do,
because every single human on earth this having sex. Accept you. I'm talking
every adult in every single building, in every single city, in every single
country, legal teens and scene, Your's Handy, Captain Abel Amputees in four
Land, Joos in Palestinians, Beyonce fans and swift He's Democrats, Republican Tutsis
and the Hood to Bush Brothers Living earn Hearts, Russians and Ukrainians, yelling
and passion intertwined in ecstasy. We're all having sex except you really pretty incredible,
no love for the two season the Huto's that was the Rwandan conflict,
they get very quickly covered up by the bushes and Living earn Hearts Bush Brothers
Living earn Hearts was hard to fit. Great work by the artists there,
incredible and the except you that was really pretty at the very end, there's
something inside of me that could be talented. Your your delivery is if nothing,
because it's earnest, it's real, and you know what that audio not
treated you know, by machine, some sort of device or whatever. That
little circular filter in front of my microphone is. I don't have that screen,
don't have anything. It's a man on a microphone, unlike some artist.
The man in the microphone on the Michael Jackson album cover Mike Siroy The
man in the Microphone amazing. Take a look inside this hot shaved box and
do me what you see inside? Is it candy? Oh no, it's
a knife because I'm a serial killer and tonight you're gonna diive. Okay.
It was such a sea of idiocy. All the songs I forgot about that
one has the first one, I think, or one of the first onest
a wasted groove. It's so good. All of his sound like so close
to a real artist and like could be a real hit. Take a look.
Imagine a badass serial killer handing a hard shaped box. Yeah, it's
like, hey, that's it. That is the basis of a Netflix mini
series for you. And she's like, huh open knife? Why, well,
well I'm gonna kill you. Well you can uh grab that on the
podcast. We put it up right after the show yesterday. Make sure you're
getting those within twenty four hours. There's so many more too. The surface,
the horse one is just magical. The horse one, uh, we're
throwing that in at some point requires therapy to get through, if you because
I need to hear that again. That was my I think that might have
been my favorite one. Maybe we'll do it. I think it was a
relationship and then you're your horse, and then it's like furry play, but
then you're a literal horse and then it kind of comes back to love from
that. I think it was a real experimental It had like a Frank Zappa
vibe to it. Almost you kind of need video for that one, walk
you through through it, but you know, we don't have time for that
right now. Guys. Coming up next, chaos on the streets of Kansas
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