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Am is dad steering from people he's
supposed to help. King of Deeves,

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we worship you. Ah, he
is steering log at me, guys,

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I'm stealing five seguyes at once.
And speaking of segways, I'm after my

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next morally questionable activity. Four finger
discount. Dude, welcome to four figure

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discount. Your show with Ghindando or
with Dan and Guy were hit a review

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Crooking Ladder. But we just had
a discussion that thirty seconds ago about the

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pronunciation whether it should be ghand and
guys, let's talk me up the show.

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So that's what we're doing. Everything
is content. Ah, A good

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buddy atue for guys. Conversation about
how we to a deli last week.

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This is an early indication of how
good Crooked Ladder was. Perhaps I didn't

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mind it, but yeah, continue, so tell me about what what abit

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to bring up? Guy down a
Dane and Guy. This is a long

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story as money of minor. How
long should you say for later in the

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show? Oh no, no,
actually not that long. Just recently it

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was reported that a movie is going
to come out, something like a spinoff

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of Ferris Bueller's Day Off called I
think it's called Vic and Donnie's day off

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or something like that. But it's
the two guys who they're the valets who

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take the Ferrari, you know the
scene. Yeah, yeah, and it's

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just about their day. And a
good buddy of mine on social media said,

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well, it's probably not called Vic
donni'ess. I should look this up

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and find out what it's actually called. But I'll look it up while you

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tell me this. But the thing
of it is, yes, he pointed

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out, and quite brightly. So
I think it's like, yeah, if

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it's going to be called that,
really Sam and Victor day off, Sam

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and Victor, Okay, it should
be called Victor and Sam's day off because

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you need to have the two syllable
name at the start. It always flows

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better, I think. So we
have talked about this in the part when

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I first became part of the four
Finger discount network and you very graciously said

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you gave me top billing. It's
like, oh, it's Guy and Dando.

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It's like, that's great, I
appreciate it. And you know,

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in a perfect world, guy always
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is dand one guy sounds better,
and Guy and Dando the end and the

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Dando sort of flow into each other
and it's all about the flow though.

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Yeah, Dando and Guy dan Do
and guy Guy and Dando. But this

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is the thing that but why does
the two syllbols have to be first?

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Though? Why? What is the
purpose of the two syllables being first?

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This is one of those things it's
very hard to explain, or not even

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hard to explain. Just you gotta
feel it. Famous duos Martin and Lewis.

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So Tom and Jerry, there you
go, Jerry and Tom. No,

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it doesn't work, Tom and Jerry. But we're used to hearing Tom

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and everyone's used to Burton Ernie.
Oh god, damn it. I had

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a really good argument and then you
just trump it with facts. Any I'm

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shouldn't find one, will continue only
to find one more just there. But

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yeah, so you think that's what
it should have been. I still think

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given that you are the mover and
shaker, the prime driver, the big

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hoona of four finger discount productions,
you should be in front when I say

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ghost. That's why it's going to
be Gian Dando. Anyway, though,

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Crooked and Ladder, there we go, and thank god we got a new

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names challenge coming up. That can
provide us with great new names for crooked

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ladder? Yes, what was his
title of play on? Do you think

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is it cloak and dagger? Maybe
let's look at the references. Usually says

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it in the on the wiki page. Nothing here but the title crooked ladder.

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That's the only thing I can think
of that sort of sounds vaguely similar,

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because crooked ladder. No, I
can't think of anything. There's probably

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something right there that all the listeners
are going, you idiots, this is

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what it is. How many times
have I said, yeah, I'm terrible

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at this. Simpson's mail bag at
gmail dot com right in, or you're

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a patient abour, just comment let
us know what is crooked ladder? A

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take off of please do not Snakes
and ladders? Wouldn't be would it is

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crooked ladder? I think do they
even place snakes and ladders in the States

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because they tend to call it like
shoots and roundabouts or something. No,

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that have to play snakes and ladders. It can't be an Australian thing,

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snakes and ladders. Maybe it's a
UK thing and then we've just incorporated into

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our culture. No, No,
snakes letters have to be a thing,

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snakes and ladders. It was brought
to the United Kingdom. It was originated

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in India. There you go,
United Kingdom. Shoots and ladders. Maybe

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that's what they call in the States. Maybe yeah, yeah, who knows.

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Anyway, enough about that, because
snakes and ladders doesn't necessarily these are

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not two things that taste great together, like Dan don't go. Yeah,

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it's like, oh, I climb
a ladder, but I slide down a

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saint also snakes and ladders. It's
everywhere you look, gy where you look.

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It really is a regret starting his
argument, which wasn't even really an

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argument anyway. I want to touch
Befo. We'll get into your deli story

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a little bit later. We'll tease
that one. So have it really a

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deli store? We all know guys
had He's on his health kick at the

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moment. The Kido diet is what
it's called kiddo essentially. Yes, it's

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basically, don'ty calves, don't need
sugar. Yes, he spoiled himself last

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yesterday? Was it yesterday yesterday?
And you'll find out what it was.

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What was on this delicious deli sandwich
a little bit later in the show.

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You're really going to be hanging on
on to find out guy had a sandwich?

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Yeah, what do you think was
on guys sandwich? Spend the next

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forty five minutes trying to guess and
then play a game with yourself. It's

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supposed to play with yourself like it's
also a game, yes, suitable,

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suitable for one player, but crook
and ladder. So you've obviously said that

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you didn't really enjoy this one.
This is my thoughts on it, right.

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I thought this is an episode that
another one of those ones where you

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go if this had more focus and
more of a fleshed out idea that has

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a lot of potential. In my
opinion, this episode, it's a lot

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a lot of potential, but they
wasted too much time at the start of

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getting to them becoming firefighters. I
think this could have been one of those

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episodes where kind of like a flashback
one, kind of like the b Sharp's

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episode where it's just you, guys, don't remember that time that we were

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firefighters and it flashes back. I
just think that this one here spent like

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six seven minutes trying to get them
becoming firefighters, and it didn't really make

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sense. It's like Maggie wants to
pacifire. Then Homer can't sleep and that's

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why he takes the tablets, and
then he has a crash, and then

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then he becomes a firefighter. I'm
just like, I felt like half the

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episode wash by the time we got
to the actual meat of it. Yeah,

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and then you quite a really nice
sandwich, and then you get to

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the end of the episode, and
the ending felt so rushed and just out

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of nowhere, where it was just
Homer telling the kids and that's why we

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learned out lesson. That was the
end of that story. And I was

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like, you didn't start off with
Homer telling a story, though, weird

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that it ended with Homer retelling the
story to the kids, Like this whole

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episode has been a story. It
was just so bizarre, felt so rushed.

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More of the episode should have been
focused on the conflict of right and

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wrong. Wrong, absolutely so.
It should have been mid episode where the

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kids see him stealing, and then
the last half of the episode, last

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act and a half, should have
been him having the conflict in his mind

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and with the kids, please do
the right thing, dad, blah blah

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blah. Right. Instead, it
was like the last three minutes it really

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was. This episode felt just really
hastily assembled again out of spare parts.

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Yeah, I mean this, Yeah, this first ten to fifteen minutes.

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I mean, I'm not sure exactly
how long it was before we got to

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yeah, the general thrust of the
story, but it seemed like age is

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that. Honestly, it did seem
like half the episode. I like it

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when they get an ensemble of characters
and put them together doing something two millions

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and do before, and I know
that they tend to always go They're always

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trying to pooh in these things that
the pin pals. Remember when they went

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to another country to get to the
drugs, they went to Mexico, but

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that wasn't Canada or Canada, but
I went to know the country get to

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get the drugs or the medicines and
things like. That's always a pooth thrown

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in there. But I thought there
was definitely a story here that, if

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fleshed out properly, was definitely would
have been far more enjoyable. Yeah,

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I mean, not to do the
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is how you should have done it, guys, But I mean, I

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think I would have preferred this if
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firefighting team quickly discovers that it's risky
work, but you also can get compensated

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for it. There's perks there,
there are perks to it. But along

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the way he realizes, oh,
you know, we're looking up, we're

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looking after these really rich people and
getting nothing for it. Someone else in

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the group is like, yeah,
we're not getting anything. That's probably going

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to be mo who starts pinching stuff. Hom It does it once, you

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know, he's like, maybe he
needs to get like a new pacifier or

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something. He pinches a pacifier because
he needs one. Yeah, and like,

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oh, well, can get and
it escalates, escalates, escalades,

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and then he realized, oh no, wait a minute, I'm doing good,

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but I'm also doing bad. And
in the end, you know,

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the moral scales are put back in
justice. It does the right thing.

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And I say, stealing from burns
too. It should have been for it

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to feel even more wrong stealing from
someone who doesn't deserve it. Yes,

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by all means steal from the rich. I mean I'm down for grand lasting

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as the next person. But then
gets so sort of hooked on it that

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you end up taking a little bit
from everywhere you go, and then you,

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yeah, you maybe took a pacifier
from some place, and another baby

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starts crying. These are not great
ideas. I'm just spitballing. But yeah,

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again, it just felt like we
got to the when it ended up

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went oh, that's the end.
This didn't really have an endy. It

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was just hey, mo, I
think we're doing the wrong thing. Yeah,

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you're probably right. Hey it's a
clock. And then a poo gets

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hurt. Homer saves the day by
taking it out of the house. Have

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they learned their lesson? It's just
I think they have. I haven't learned

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a lesson that, and I haven't
been taught a lesson either. There's no

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repercussions for their actions, it seems, because they've got to deccept. You

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know. The kids are looking at
home and like Dad's gone bad. Yeah,

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because we got to the end.
It's almost like they got to the

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end and we went wait a minute, they didn't learn that lessons quick throwing

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the clip of Homer saying and that's
the time. We learned our lesson and

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we gave all the stuff to the
hoboes, And I was like, what

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what good ending is this? And
it's not even an ending where it's yeah,

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all the hoboes ended up with with
stupid artways. If you're going to

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have some kind of moral lesson or
some kind of moral realignment or balancing,

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make sure someone benefits in a you
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All right, mister Davis, it
is now time for favorite moments,

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My favorite What were your favorite moments
from this episode? I had one or

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two. Was that the ending,
the closing credits. It was when I

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turned it off and started watching something. Speaking of something else, we are

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But yes, what were your favorite moments?

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Favorite moments? I did have some, certainly I did like when the

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kids were sad and Homer tries to
cover it up with bacon and eggs.

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That was actually a good movement.
And then the bacon eggs started running and

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they all looked sad again, So
a good visual gag. I just want

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to interject. This episode had a
lot of montage. Did you feel that

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we had a montage, the zombie
montage. We had the sad eyes bit

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with the sad eyes in that moment
that you're talking about, which you call

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a montage. Dare I say the
montage kind of of Homer going is it

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that? Is it the alarm yet? Or what's that sound? What's that

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sound? It's like there was three
padding moments. There's a lot of padding,

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yeah, in this episode, which
didn't was. I feel like you

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look at the store and you think
this episode shouldn't need padding. I feel

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bad in dissing of sledging this episode
because but it feels slap dash. It

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felt like we made this during the
Simpsons movie. We've went at a time.

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Yeah, and there's a lot of
jokes that aren't necessarily even jokes.

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There's a couple of moments where they
explained the joke as well, and I

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was like, I got that joke. You didn't need to then explain it

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to me, or it feels like
insert joke here. Yes, Having said

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that, I like the idea of
nighttime kookiness. That's something I'm always down

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for. Lovely Luise, I want
a sudden new segment. By the way,

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I've got an idea. I just
want to say it in case I

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forget worst moment ever every episode going
forward, we got to pick a worst

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moment ever for me, it was
mister Burns moment. We picked the right

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time to do that. Yeah,
not necessarily even with this episode, but

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maybe with this season. Actually we've
seen some good things this day. There's

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nowhere near as bad as I thought
it was going to be. But mister

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Burns saying let's croon to that kite, I was like, what in God's

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name am I watching right now?
Yeah? Patting, yeah, but piller

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but not funny. But not funny
doesn't add anything to the story. It

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was just anyway that's my worst moment
ever. I'm sure as we go through

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I will find one as well,
and then I will interject with guys,

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worst moment ever? What else did
I enjoy? Long time listeners to the

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podcast will know that one of my
favorite visual gags either ever is when we're

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introduced to shoddy knockoff brands. I'm
always been being Sawny Sawny and Sowny's back

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baby taken out of VCR with Sawny
on it. I immediately thought of you

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when I saw it as well.
It's amazing how certain things just get stuck

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in your head. Yea panaphonic or
whatever it is. Yeah, but for

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mine is always Thawny. And also
when they set up the domino rack or

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dominant principle of VHSS and Chud is
the fan of chat. I don't mind

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Chud, I've never seen it.
I do have the soundtrack on vinyl though,

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oh my goodness, really yeah yeah, someone will get it out in

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a minute, and cannibalistic humanoid underground
dwellers the cover of the vinyl. I'm

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just like this looks cool. This
is one of those movies where we mentioned

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all the time in the video still
we'd walk past you see cop and you're

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like one dawn. Yeah, so
it's worth watching. It's fine, Okay,

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Yeah, it's not going to know
what you're going to be going to

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be in an eighties horror. Is
it low budget? It is low budget,

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but it's got one of the wet
Bandits in it. Daniel Stern.

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Oh shit O, the voice of
the Wonder is Yes, indeed in a

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very early role. Yes, it's
not quite as gruesome and monstrous as you

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would you would hope throw bricks at
him and said him, let your fine

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with the washing makin No. Homeland
finally made good on the promise of Chud.

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But it's also just a great title, and it's been I guess repurpose

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these I do you hear a lot
of people seem to it pops up a

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lot. It's like, yeah,
this Chud. Yeah, but just the

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Chud movie you just see referencing and
you're like, well, was it was

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it? They've said it is it
a cold classic? Now I don't think

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it's a cold classic, but just
the title, it's like with all the

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chirt the Chuds came after me.
Yeah, it's just such a it's a

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terrible title. But also a great
title. Yep, okay, what does

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CHUD stand for Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground?
Well that's it. Yeah, cool,

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I'm going to be checking it out. Those were my favorite moments, and

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on what were your favorite? I
enjoyed these two moments because I find now

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the more and more I watch these
episodes as an adult, as a parent

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should say the moments such as Marge
saying when the mother makes a decision yes

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to stick by it can give sad
face have it bag. I was like,

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this is me. No, you're
not having it. I've said no,

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my god. Fine. Also,
I really enjoyed the Bink one eighty

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two ah, very timely because they're
currently in the country. They are now.

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I've got a friend of mine who's
an obsessive Blink one a two fan.

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Right, Apparently it's one eighty two
one eight two. Are I'm sure

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all the correct way of saying it. I thought it was blink one eighty

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two. I've always said one eight
two, but apparently it's one eighty two.

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I've alway said blink one blink one
eighty two. Alwyd I say whatever

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Australian say is apparently the wrong way
to say it. That's what I've read

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on line anyway. He's just like, oh, yeah, they sound terrible

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live, but thankfully now they've they
AI their voices when you're watching them live,

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so it sounds good. And I'm
like, wait, thankfully He's like,

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yeah, because a least now when
you go to their gigs they sound

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good. I'm like, hey on, hey, why don't you just stay

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home and listen to the record.
Yeah. So apparently now they AI.

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There's really funny clips online where they
forget to turn the AI think off and

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when they're trying to talk it sounds
like all AI and stuff. So we're

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now at a point in society where
we want I suppose it's the next that's

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the next step up. It's probably
better than mimy, though, isn't it.

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So See, I wouldn't want to
go to a gig and watch my

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favorite band mime. But if they
can't sing live, but I guess,

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I mean, who are we to
say they can't do it? I don't

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know, it just it just felt
odd to me hearing someone want A fans

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say, I'm so glad they're now
aiing their voice so they sound good when

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I watch them live. It's a
really tough one. Yes, bands and

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musicians can't really make money selling music
anymore. No, not really. If

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you're going to that's true, make
money us and you have to go out

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and do it live. Sometimes it's
just the thrill of just seeing them being

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in the same room, absolutely breathing
the same oxygen. But just yeah,

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they a their voices now to make
him sound better live, because they sound

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terrible life And isn't it isn't one
of the things about Blink one eighty two

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that they're kind of not snotty punks. But they're not. Yeah, because

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that's aren't they They're all they're all
the small things. Yeah, they have

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two rooms in Bain. No,
she left me roses by the stead.

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At least they're im not subscribing to
gender norms. I mean, at least

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she's giving him roses, which is
nice. They're the one who do you

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sounds so old? Are they the
one that because I'm not sure if my

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good buddy Raf still listens to the
show. He does, but he and

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I bond because when we were told
this story, Actually, yeah, when

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we were working in the warehouse at
pop Culture, you'd have the you'd have

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the radio on and Blick one A
two came o Adam song. Adam's song,

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which is undoubtely very heart better.
I believe it's about a tribute to

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a friend who took his own life
or something along those lines. But I

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was just like, I hate this
fucking song. Man, it's so more

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than sury Mom. I spilled the
jews rap thought this was hilarious, and

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we became buds. So whenever we
see each other where we go for lunch,

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you spill the juice, sury Ma. Actually, when lou and I

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went to this concert last weekend,
in between acts they had they had this

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DJ on, except he sounded like
t Bone and Weasel in the morning.

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Yeah, all right, I hope
you're enjoying here to look at fest of

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all. Rebecca go to like fit
whipper name like t Bone and Weasels.

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I owe my friend Anthony. There's
actually a movie called t Bone and Makl

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starring The Lake, Gregory Hines and
Christopher Lloyd Doc Brown from Back in the

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Future. Weasel or t Bone,
I think he might be. He seems

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like a weasel. I think he
might be weasel. But I both thought

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this title was so ridiculous. Uh, and we just sort of used it

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as shorthand for yeah, just shittyre
radio DJs T bone, it's not and

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Weasel much like Cooking Ladder nineteen ninety
two. Two ex convicts roam the South,

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just trying to get by, but
can't seem to win it whatever they

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try. What the fuck is this? It just sounds depressing. I expected

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a comedy between two radio DJs,
two ex convicts just trying to get by

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in the sound, But doesn't it
sound like I tried to cut it as

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a stand up comic or whatever.
Nah, I'm doing the breakfast radio shift

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in some shitty small town airhorn.
Yeah. But and this carble Lloyd was

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Weezel. By the way, William
Weasel Weasler makes sense that Scans and Gregor

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Hindes is just straight up tea bone. But this guy was playing songs in

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between Spider Bait and the Chats and
a Queens of the Stone Age, and

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he played never Yeah, I don't
play I don't think you played that in

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song? Oh no, do they
do? I guess this is grilling.

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That's damn it. Yeah, blink
one they too, Yeah, it's it's

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god damn it. Yeah, I've
got a bit of recording, got a

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bit of recording that and send it
around. I guess this is grilling,

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which like the content we need.
So anyway, this is what my friendships

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are based on. It is basically
just making fun of Blink one Need too.

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I love that, my favorite bink
one a youtubes day to that story

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which had not even really made a
weasel. Whatever we got there in then

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we're gonna get him a full full
circle and back to crooking land. And

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finally for me, next time Maggie
does that in the pool, tell quietly,

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do not announce it because kids sometimes
Ali be like Holly's Pilly and I'm

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like, don't tell the fucking room. I wanted to leave the ship in

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the corner. Next question, you
there eating the Beast trivia, mister Davis,

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I'm gonna hit you with my first
question, go run. What did

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Mo want from Burns? What was
he hoping to get? Oh? Complete

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something on DVD? Damn it monsters? Oh yeah, damn it a song

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I Blink one Day too. By
the way, my first question to you

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four sheep jump the fence in the
ad? What is written on the very

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last sheep last one? Is is
it like strange lump or something is strange

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lump. Yeah, what is it? Mortgage strange lump, secret family family,

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And what's the other one mortgage secret
family. It's mortgage than something else

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that everybody worries about that secret family. That's strange lum car problems, that's

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speaking. Yes, yeah, guy's
got a broken window. I've got a

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chip in my wings. Yeah.
Yes. Sleepier causes what according to the

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commercial four nappy or whatever, it
is unlike Sleippier, which causes this.

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Damn it. It's foot fattening and
elbow stink. That was okay, gag.

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There are moments in this episode.
There are moments that I cannot remember

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speaking which there's an exhibition at the
Springfield Museum. M Do you remember what

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it is. They're carrying something in
the ah, Yeah, because it's got

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a big green jewel, isn't it. Yeah? I know what is it?

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It was rare gems of Mesopotamia.
That was what. That was actually

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one of the moments where they spelled
it out for me. I thought you

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didn't need that. So Skinner's like, I'm going to look away, now,

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look away, and he sees him
taking the jam. That's the joke.

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But then you have skinna go.
Well, you're not making it easy

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for me. You don't need to
say that. Like the joke is,

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oh, you turned away and they're
doing it again. That's it. You

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don't need to have another joke there. Anyway. My final question, and

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we'll get into the review. What
jacket did Marge get from wolf Castle?

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What movie I shoot your face?
Yes? There we go? Did I

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have one more questions? Why not
hit me one more than we have?

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You mentioned bink one two before or
one A two? Can you name two

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of the other type of pacifier that
Homer rings home h thumbstitute is one yes,

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and something of synth nip or something
synth one nip. You also would

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have accepted Kitty cork and ACU teaked. Would you accept the receipt? Suck

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on the receipt? All right?
So the original edit of Crook and Ladder

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was May sixth, two thousand and
seven, production co jab F one three,

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written by Bill Odenkirk and directed by
Lance Kramer. The chop or gag

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did get a chop boor gag in
this one? Did? Was? I

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will not look up what teacher makes
still relevant to these days, not even

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more so? Even more so.
Yeah, and the cash gag the TV

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moves aside. It seems to putting
through a car wash. Put through a

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car wash and get spray with water
and hilarity ensues. The episode kicks off

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with Marge getting the new issue of
Smothering Mother magazine and she learns in here

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that is her baby becoming a psackleholic
because there are new links to pacify overuse

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and low achievement, I like the
hogoes of the dummies in their mount then

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spells out no future with the building
boss, because that's sort of one of

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her recurring gags is spelling things out. Usually there used to be that she

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would spell things out though and the
universe wouldn't realize the viewers would see it.

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She takes the pacify from the very
first episodes. Isn't you know we're

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but the genius. The thing she's
actually spelling out is it eCos square maybe

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or something? So some mathematic tuation. Yeah, yeah, but she she

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takes the pacifierway I'm gonna say ummy, communist, so saying dummy, she

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takes the dummy away from Maggie.
But Grandpa mentions here that you know,

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I've also given up all of the
things that I love except for raisins.

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Now, raisins make his skin go
loose? What was the joke there?

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Look, what do raisins do to
you? Why did his skin droop when

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he was eating raisins? Did he
turn into a raisin? Is that meant

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to be the joke? Because you're
wrinkly? Because raisins are wrinkly? I

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can't maybe what the quote unquote joke
was. Yeah, but Drew, growing

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up does mean giving up everything that
makes you happy? Doesn't have to podcasting.

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Yes, Well, it's just like
sometimes you know when you just you

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got things from your child, and
it's just like, you're too old for

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that. And I'm went, why
if it makes me happy? Why am

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I too old for it? I
come back to that Taylor Swift quote of

401
00:26:07.720 --> 00:26:10.359
if something makes ubody happy? Why
are you? Who are the judge?

402
00:26:10.480 --> 00:26:14.759
Quit ragon? Quit ragon wet blanket? But Marge throws out the dummy and

403
00:26:14.799 --> 00:26:18.480
he gets taken away by the garbage
man. Maggie, I'm sorry, I

404
00:26:18.599 --> 00:26:22.359
mister pacifier, But when her mother
makes a decision, she has to stick

405
00:26:22.440 --> 00:26:29.680
by it. Okay, okay,
you can have it back goes to get

406
00:26:29.680 --> 00:26:32.200
when out of the drawer, but
the draw is unfortunately empty, so Maggie

407
00:26:32.279 --> 00:26:34.960
is now ruining the house. And
Lisa says, why do you take advice

408
00:26:36.000 --> 00:26:38.680
from a Larry Flint magazine? Your
man, my man? Larry Yes,

409
00:26:41.359 --> 00:26:45.480
probably best known as a pornographer.
Bartie took his porno straw and spun it

410
00:26:45.480 --> 00:26:48.319
into gold. Actually not really.
I mean he put out a bunch of

411
00:26:48.319 --> 00:26:52.599
other publications, but he's probably best
known as the guy behind Hustler. So

412
00:26:52.680 --> 00:26:55.880
is it kind of like Hugh Hafna
making other mags as well? Is the

413
00:26:55.880 --> 00:27:00.559
equivalent? Pretty much? Okay?
What's mastheads? Uh? Masts are,

414
00:27:02.680 --> 00:27:06.720
to the best of my understanding,
they're the list of people involved in making

415
00:27:06.720 --> 00:27:11.000
the magazine. Ah, because she
says quick reading mastheads. Yeah, but

416
00:27:11.799 --> 00:27:15.799
except the way I always viewed it
was like the master that was like the

417
00:27:15.839 --> 00:27:21.240
title, that's weird, unless it's
the because she's like, I can't,

418
00:27:21.279 --> 00:27:23.240
I won't. It's like, what
is it? Because she read in the

419
00:27:23.279 --> 00:27:27.119
masthead that Larry Finn, Well,
yeah, I'm gonna look this up.

420
00:27:27.160 --> 00:27:30.000
Because last head must the highest part
of a ship's mast. That's not it

421
00:27:30.000 --> 00:27:33.799
the title of a newspaper on magazine
at the head of the first or editorial

422
00:27:33.839 --> 00:27:37.519
page. So maybe it says it's
the list at the top of the page

423
00:27:37.519 --> 00:27:40.720
that includes the name of editors,
writers, and owners. Okay, so

424
00:27:41.000 --> 00:27:44.240
it's it's everyone involved with the making
of it. So she's just paying attention

425
00:27:44.240 --> 00:27:47.640
to detail. Basically, Yeah,
because I'm reading the fine print. I

426
00:27:47.640 --> 00:27:51.480
think a lot of people who read
magazines would not necessarily well, yeah,

427
00:27:51.480 --> 00:27:56.359
it would not necessarily go oh my
god. The copy editor on this was

428
00:27:56.400 --> 00:28:00.720
such and such ye home and then
arrives with very other pacifiers slash dummies,

429
00:28:00.720 --> 00:28:04.440
Syntho nip Kitty cork was another one's
thumps to to acutete bink one need too

430
00:28:04.920 --> 00:28:08.200
and the receipt you did have them
in your note didn't look at No,

431
00:28:08.240 --> 00:28:15.759
I didn't look enough. No,
cheat, cheat Maggie. She's now crying

432
00:28:15.799 --> 00:28:18.680
NonStop, and Santas Little Helps says
the day by giving her a squeaky toy,

433
00:28:18.880 --> 00:28:21.599
and they're gonna get his heart member
treated as opposed to see how it

434
00:28:21.640 --> 00:28:25.880
goes, which you know that isn't
approach that many pet owners take. We'll

435
00:28:25.920 --> 00:28:29.079
just see how it goes, and
it usually ends well. It's great,

436
00:28:29.599 --> 00:28:34.039
but unfortunately the prices that get charged
it's hard sometimes to afford that shit everything

437
00:28:34.039 --> 00:28:40.039
costs these days, everything is very
very pricing, and some people are taking

438
00:28:40.039 --> 00:28:41.799
advantage of that. I'm not going
to say vets. I'm not going to

439
00:28:41.839 --> 00:28:45.880
say all vets. I'm gonna say
supermarkets. I'm not gonna say petrol stations.

440
00:28:47.960 --> 00:28:51.880
I'm gonna say drug dealers. So
the squeak, though, is unfortunately

441
00:28:52.000 --> 00:28:56.319
keeping Homer up at night. Not
anybody else though, And he goes downstairs

442
00:28:56.359 --> 00:29:00.480
to watch TV for a while,
sees the ad for Nappian. He need

443
00:29:00.680 --> 00:29:12.400
help from a drug that help us
here, meet Nappian. Nappy and activates

444
00:29:12.400 --> 00:29:17.720
your brains napping centers and attacks.
Your bodies are wakigens and unlike Sleepier,

445
00:29:17.880 --> 00:29:22.799
it won't cause foot fattening or elbow
stink very much like at late night ad,

446
00:29:22.839 --> 00:29:26.039
isn't it? Oh? Do they
still exist? Do they still make

447
00:29:26.160 --> 00:29:29.559
ads targeted for people being uplead at
night? Because the thing is people coming

448
00:29:29.640 --> 00:29:32.640
coming from work now they're probably waking
on Netflix and shit like they're not whacking

449
00:29:32.680 --> 00:29:34.599
on sweed air TV or they're probably
just whacking it. Yeah, I'll do

450
00:29:34.599 --> 00:29:40.240
it at work, and so you're
doing it right now. This is your

451
00:29:40.359 --> 00:29:47.759
job. It's very much a late
twentieth century early twenty first century kind of

452
00:29:47.799 --> 00:29:51.240
thing when people still watch television show
they say, watch hot Dogs at night,

453
00:29:51.599 --> 00:29:55.440
watch hot Dogs up late? Yeah, good show. Bora A Big

454
00:29:55.440 --> 00:30:00.440
Brother The latest incarnation just did not
even go the whole full episode like four

455
00:30:00.640 --> 00:30:03.559
or that is canceling. Yes,
the people are still in the house now.

456
00:30:03.640 --> 00:30:06.480
They haven't been told. It's like
that. It's like that Japanese soldier

457
00:30:06.480 --> 00:30:07.960
who was still fighting World War Two? But is the show canceled and they

458
00:30:07.960 --> 00:30:11.240
didn't tell them. I don't.
I'm gonna look this up because that would

459
00:30:11.240 --> 00:30:15.119
be fucking hilarious. Imagine anything they
do. They're on TV. We can't

460
00:30:15.160 --> 00:30:19.599
tell them. We already paid them. They locked the doors leaving there.

461
00:30:21.559 --> 00:30:23.480
They're now part of the or whatever
it is. Dream was it dream World?

462
00:30:23.519 --> 00:30:26.720
Is that what they used to film? It used to be a dream

463
00:30:26.720 --> 00:30:30.160
World? Big Big Brother Australia twenty
twenty four because the ratings were terrible,

464
00:30:30.240 --> 00:30:33.720
right, oh yeah, absolutely,
Oh it has been canceled And that was

465
00:30:33.759 --> 00:30:37.720
on the ninth of January. They
can't still be in the house though they're

466
00:30:37.720 --> 00:30:41.680
not in the house eight weeks later. Where do you think they're going to

467
00:30:41.720 --> 00:30:44.720
come back? It's kind of like
the fucking boys when they get locked in

468
00:30:44.759 --> 00:30:49.480
the room by Skinner get their free
bikes, they send one over the fence

469
00:30:49.519 --> 00:30:52.200
to try and get to help them. Big Brother. The Australians would probably

470
00:30:52.200 --> 00:30:56.400
been canceled. We're not returned to
our screens in twenty twenty four. That's

471
00:30:56.440 --> 00:31:00.079
it was last year. I thought
it was this year, Big Brother and

472
00:31:00.160 --> 00:31:02.440
I was Gladiators this year, wasn't
it? And that one. Well,

473
00:31:02.799 --> 00:31:06.759
a lot of stuff that we used
to rely on is just not doing as

474
00:31:06.759 --> 00:31:08.200
well as it used to. What
was called the House of Love this year

475
00:31:08.240 --> 00:31:12.119
apparently diverted from the show's original concept
and focused more on love and romance between

476
00:31:12.119 --> 00:31:15.920
the contestants. Weren't they all like
young people at the same age, And

477
00:31:15.920 --> 00:31:21.400
it's just like the whole purpose is
to have a a broad scale of society.

478
00:31:21.599 --> 00:31:22.480
Yeah, I mean, if you're
going to pull that shit of like

479
00:31:22.720 --> 00:31:27.359
it's a social experiment and at least
try otherwise you're just doing love Islan in

480
00:31:27.440 --> 00:31:30.200
their house. There was a finale
and only garnered one hundred and fifty two

481
00:31:30.200 --> 00:31:38.759
thousand viewers. Lets we have a
month monthly downloads. That's crazy. We're

482
00:31:38.799 --> 00:31:41.720
more listeners than they have viewers.
Okay, start putting that on the on

483
00:31:41.759 --> 00:31:45.680
the promo sheet that we're sending out
to advertise four Big discap more popular than

484
00:31:45.720 --> 00:31:52.400
Big Brother. So they show you
got canceled. Oh yeah, yeah,

485
00:31:52.759 --> 00:31:56.519
it was weren't a puppy this year. But Homer takes nappy and thinks it's

486
00:31:56.519 --> 00:32:00.240
not working. Then it's knocks him
out and he wakes up and all the

487
00:32:00.279 --> 00:32:01.880
food has been eaten, I believe, out of the fridge, and someone

488
00:32:01.920 --> 00:32:07.240
has tied toy cars to the dog's
feet and set up a domino of Homer's

489
00:32:07.279 --> 00:32:09.839
head with Matt grainings down the bottom. With all the VHS tapes. That's

490
00:32:09.839 --> 00:32:14.319
what we get the chat that you
mentioned earlier. So this is nighttime cookiness.

491
00:32:14.480 --> 00:32:16.119
It is exactly Yeah. So he
says it couldn't been me as was

492
00:32:16.160 --> 00:32:20.640
wearing my special domino setting up knee
pads, which he is. And this

493
00:32:20.680 --> 00:32:22.400
is where Lisa mentions here ambient I
mean nappy, and so that's their way

494
00:32:22.440 --> 00:32:27.759
of sort of saying this is what
we're in case you didn't get it,

495
00:32:27.759 --> 00:32:30.960
it gives you dry mouth, mood
swings and nighttime coocuness. Now this mood

496
00:32:30.960 --> 00:32:34.960
swings bit felt like Dan just improvising
and then just animating. Animating to him.

497
00:32:35.119 --> 00:32:37.720
It was like, just say,
mood swings in various ways, and

498
00:32:37.799 --> 00:32:39.480
Dan, we can you feel it? Can you feel? Thirty seconds?

499
00:32:39.519 --> 00:32:43.480
Forty seconds? This was absolute padding. Yeah, oh yeah, this was

500
00:32:43.519 --> 00:32:47.039
more padding than the Dominic's Domino pads. Yes, yes, exactly. But

501
00:32:47.079 --> 00:32:51.519
he wakes up the next day and
he's with John Lennon in bed in the

502
00:32:51.559 --> 00:32:54.720
Rock and Roll Museum. Now they
give the guard here the wise guy voice,

503
00:32:54.759 --> 00:32:58.720
but he doesn't look like the wise
guys. So odd. It's like

504
00:32:59.240 --> 00:33:04.400
using the White Watch have the wise
guy voice. Yeah, yeah, goes

505
00:33:04.400 --> 00:33:07.359
from job to job. Yeah,
that's that's what he does. But then

506
00:33:07.599 --> 00:33:12.000
Rod and Todd rock up with Flanders
and they asked why I did this,

507
00:33:12.079 --> 00:33:15.279
and they say it says you' confusing
drugs with drugs and they run away scared.

508
00:33:15.400 --> 00:33:19.279
I didn't quite get that either,
just because they're drugs, prescriptions drugs

509
00:33:19.359 --> 00:33:22.559
versus real drug I'm know that,
but it's like they've un away scared.

510
00:33:22.599 --> 00:33:25.319
Now whatever, there's a look we'll
like, you know, so far into

511
00:33:25.319 --> 00:33:28.720
the episode and we haven't got to
the story yet. There's a lot of

512
00:33:28.920 --> 00:33:31.519
real swing and miss when it comes
to the gags and this also, Yes,

513
00:33:31.559 --> 00:33:36.200
this story is taking forever to get
going. Yes, it hasn't mentioned

514
00:33:36.240 --> 00:33:37.599
the five hunting yet. So then
Homer tells the kids to lock him in

515
00:33:37.599 --> 00:33:40.640
the bedroom from the outside so we
can't get out, but just suggest why

516
00:33:40.640 --> 00:33:43.319
it's just quit and he said,
you can't. Now, this is an

517
00:33:43.440 --> 00:33:45.960
iconic moment, iconic quote that gets
used all the time, and for some

518
00:33:46.000 --> 00:33:50.240
reason in my brain, it came
from an earlier episode, like we'd already

519
00:33:50.240 --> 00:33:53.000
had it on. But it's not
similar to the twenty dollars can buy many

520
00:33:53.000 --> 00:33:58.839
peanuts line of the oh, I
have three kids and no money? Why

521
00:33:58.920 --> 00:34:04.359
can I have no kids in three
money? That's really popular with like Simpson's

522
00:34:04.359 --> 00:34:07.400
means and shit like that. Now, so I've heard from you, Yeah,

523
00:34:07.480 --> 00:34:08.960
I don't think I've ever actually seen
it, and really, yeah,

524
00:34:09.119 --> 00:34:13.679
in the wild you're telling me it
is. It gets used a lot in

525
00:34:13.719 --> 00:34:17.920
memes of parents, like kids,
Am I art? When You've got no

526
00:34:19.079 --> 00:34:22.280
money? Like why? People usually
say why can I have no insert title

527
00:34:22.320 --> 00:34:27.440
and three money? Yeap. Homer
is now a zombie in his room,

528
00:34:27.440 --> 00:34:30.199
bar gets the idea to take advantage
of his fat suggestable zombie dad. Are

529
00:34:30.199 --> 00:34:32.960
they go and pick up Millhouse,
He gives Millhouse a haircut, and then

530
00:34:34.159 --> 00:34:37.519
Milhouse a twenty twenty starle heck,
yes he does, indeed, Yeah,

531
00:34:37.559 --> 00:34:39.159
what is it? Well? I
look at those haircuts now and I was

532
00:34:39.199 --> 00:34:43.880
like, during COVID this was kind
of a thing, but like, you've

533
00:34:43.880 --> 00:34:45.280
missed the mark. Now we're still
doing Why are you still doing it?

534
00:34:45.280 --> 00:34:49.320
It's not funny anymore? Is it
ever meant to be funny? I think

535
00:34:49.320 --> 00:34:52.000
it was just meant to be,
you know, I'm more of an ivonic

536
00:34:52.079 --> 00:34:54.639
haircut. But now it's just ah, it's like, oh, you're actually

537
00:34:54.639 --> 00:35:00.400
doing this. Yeah, But then
we get the zombie montage. I love

538
00:35:00.440 --> 00:35:04.039
the song that gets played during this, it's what is it then? Dirnt?

539
00:35:04.119 --> 00:35:07.239
Is it Frankenstein or Franken? Oh? Is it frank Zion by the

540
00:35:07.280 --> 00:35:09.159
Edgar Winter Group. Yeah that one. Yeah, don't Darn't d Dirt?

541
00:35:09.519 --> 00:35:14.599
Such a cool song. By the
way, Millhouse's hair are all these events

542
00:35:14.639 --> 00:35:17.159
are meant to be taking lays over
one night shoot. So his hair go

543
00:35:17.239 --> 00:35:21.159
back to an organ. His hair
grows back pretty dark. Of course it

544
00:35:21.199 --> 00:35:24.280
does, because it was very important. We had that stupid haircut joke.

545
00:35:24.519 --> 00:35:30.039
It was yes, so yes,
he's having the street fight with the four

546
00:35:30.039 --> 00:35:31.480
to twenty guy. Thursday, there
is it? What's the drug days of

547
00:35:31.519 --> 00:35:35.639
four? Twenty four twenty is the
time of day Thursday the twentieth, is

548
00:35:35.679 --> 00:35:39.000
what it says on this guy's chain. So he's become known as like the

549
00:35:39.000 --> 00:35:44.000
the go to meme for like when
it's drug, when it's time to blaze

550
00:35:44.039 --> 00:35:45.639
it. Yeah, but he's wearing
the But when did he first appear?

551
00:35:45.679 --> 00:35:49.440
So it's Thursday the twentieth, so
be prepared to post this this Simpsons meme

552
00:35:49.639 --> 00:35:52.679
And that's just the picture of him, but it's from a different episodes twenty

553
00:35:52.760 --> 00:35:55.400
and five pranks. The rap he
first appears I'm thinking of is that is

554
00:35:55.400 --> 00:35:59.920
that Thursday the twentieth or Thursday the
since Thursday the twentieth, that's what he

555
00:36:00.039 --> 00:36:01.239
gold Check, the guy who was
fighting in the street fight said the first

556
00:36:02.159 --> 00:36:07.599
chain, it was that guy.
Yeah that's callback. Yes, I guess

557
00:36:07.440 --> 00:36:12.360
it's big, I guess. But
what are something In the montage, we

558
00:36:12.360 --> 00:36:15.079
get them sliding down Homer on the
hill, dressing him up as a woman,

559
00:36:15.559 --> 00:36:17.199
putting him into Mo's and Moe's closer
for the night because he's obvious gonna

560
00:36:17.239 --> 00:36:21.440
have his way with Homer. Then
they wake him up by smashing his head

561
00:36:21.440 --> 00:36:24.519
into walnuts, my car, millhouse
nut meat, and he crashes into the

562
00:36:24.519 --> 00:36:29.199
fire station, spills some chili,
and then the fire fighters all slip into

563
00:36:29.199 --> 00:36:34.000
the cage. Question, why would
the fire dogs attack the firefighters? It's

564
00:36:34.039 --> 00:36:36.960
not like they're releasing them from prison? Like why why would the dogs want

565
00:36:37.000 --> 00:36:39.360
to attack them? Because they're covered
in chili? But why? But why

566
00:36:39.360 --> 00:36:43.480
are they angry at that? It's
like they it's like wolves. Yeah it

567
00:36:43.559 --> 00:36:45.920
was, Yeah, they poorly animated. It should be like almost so hungry

568
00:36:46.280 --> 00:36:51.039
and they lick it off. It's
a stupid story. Look, why would

569
00:36:51.039 --> 00:36:54.320
they Why would the fire fighting dogs
attack the firefighters regardless of the chilly basically

570
00:36:54.320 --> 00:37:00.639
because you know, firefighting dogs usually
Dalmatians, the sweetest dog in these dominationis

571
00:37:00.159 --> 00:37:04.559
doesn't make any sense to deal with
this episode, you just have the start

572
00:37:04.559 --> 00:37:08.719
of home saying, remember that time
when I was a firefighter death bid?

573
00:37:12.079 --> 00:37:15.079
Then we get the new support and
the town is now without a fire department.

574
00:37:15.440 --> 00:37:16.920
What do you think of this next
moment? Sir? How does it

575
00:37:16.960 --> 00:37:20.440
feel knowing that no one is coming
to save you? Well, not as

576
00:37:20.480 --> 00:37:23.239
bad as knowing that somewhere gays,
you're marrying each other. That's the real

577
00:37:23.280 --> 00:37:29.320
emergency camp. Once again, crisis
has brought out the best of us that

578
00:37:29.519 --> 00:37:32.760
came out of fucking nowhere. It
really did. What on earth were they

579
00:37:32.800 --> 00:37:37.840
trying with? This? Just really
ham fisted social commentary about Ask anyone about

580
00:37:37.840 --> 00:37:42.880
anything and they'll always just give you
their worst opinion on something. You put

581
00:37:42.880 --> 00:37:45.519
a camera or you put a microphone
or a camera on someone and instantly they're

582
00:37:45.559 --> 00:37:51.199
going to show the show you them
truth zofilter, Yeah, show you their

583
00:37:51.280 --> 00:37:54.840
true self. Violence brings out the
best of us. I was just like,

584
00:37:55.440 --> 00:38:01.360
that is so has nothing to the
episode nothing, and we just don't

585
00:38:01.360 --> 00:38:05.639
have so many of these throughout the
recent episode. Doesn't fit the vibe of

586
00:38:05.679 --> 00:38:07.480
the episode, doesn't fit the theme
of the episode. I was just like,

587
00:38:07.719 --> 00:38:14.320
what on earth anyway? So a
poo skinner and more than an agree

588
00:38:14.920 --> 00:38:17.519
most says me too. One two, well, I'm I'm not the first

589
00:38:17.519 --> 00:38:21.360
one. Yeah, was actually not
a bad game. They then make them

590
00:38:21.360 --> 00:38:23.639
more officially firefighters. Quimby says the
firefighters because they were the first four who

591
00:38:23.639 --> 00:38:28.559
turned up Lenny and Carl and Rock
as well. I'm like, why can't

592
00:38:28.559 --> 00:38:31.199
we have an extra couple two extras
might help in a fire, but no,

593
00:38:31.239 --> 00:38:35.760
they send him away, and millhos
most says louds to civilians, we

594
00:38:35.760 --> 00:38:37.880
shot a burn them all on hell, they're their fire chief mode. Homer

595
00:38:37.960 --> 00:38:40.480
is now excited and he's waiting for
the fire alarm to go off because he

596
00:38:40.519 --> 00:38:44.039
wants to know, save someone from
a fire, who wants to put it

597
00:38:44.039 --> 00:38:45.679
out. Also, you may have
noticed that Maggie has a new pacifier in

598
00:38:45.719 --> 00:38:50.079
this story, which I was,
Okay, we didn't explain how or why?

599
00:38:50.280 --> 00:38:55.199
No, no, so what was
the story? What was said?

600
00:38:55.199 --> 00:38:58.760
It all up at the very start, and then we just decided to ignore

601
00:38:58.760 --> 00:39:02.960
it. What was the that makes
me angry? We're almost there, we're

602
00:39:02.960 --> 00:39:06.519
almost halfway through the episode that we
haven't We just got to the fire,

603
00:39:06.599 --> 00:39:09.599
Yes, we just got to the
fire works or the fire station. They

604
00:39:10.280 --> 00:39:15.039
eventually goes off after all these different
home of moments in the shower and the

605
00:39:15.079 --> 00:39:16.760
opera and things like that, and
what the hell is that? And he

606
00:39:17.239 --> 00:39:21.599
again, when I come back in
to be a soggy, smoky hero,

607
00:39:21.760 --> 00:39:25.280
he says, Mmm, soggy smoky
heroes Like that doesn't make any sense because

608
00:39:25.519 --> 00:39:30.719
normally it's He's assuming it's food of
some kind. Well, there is the

609
00:39:30.760 --> 00:39:32.519
hero sandwich? Is there? Okay? I apologize that I didn't know that.

610
00:39:32.559 --> 00:39:37.800
What is the hero sandwich? Well, it's basically not the sandwich you

611
00:39:37.800 --> 00:39:42.559
had at the it's not it's all
coming together. We didn't we didn't plan

612
00:39:42.679 --> 00:39:45.719
this or did we. But it's
generally a big, thick sandwich. And

613
00:39:46.400 --> 00:39:51.679
that's the thing. Because sandwiches have
different names in different American cities. It's

614
00:39:51.679 --> 00:39:54.880
called a grinder somewhere or a hogi. I do know hog yeah, but

615
00:39:54.920 --> 00:39:59.760
the hero sandwich. Let's have a
Philly cheese steak. Philly cheese steak?

616
00:40:00.440 --> 00:40:02.400
Is that just called Philly cheesteak?
The matter where you go though, it

617
00:40:02.519 --> 00:40:06.000
was the only outside of America we
call it Philly cheese steak. That's what

618
00:40:06.000 --> 00:40:07.760
it's mostly known as. It could
well be the case. What's the difference

619
00:40:07.760 --> 00:40:12.400
between the hero sub grinder and hogi? It all depends on where you live,

620
00:40:12.519 --> 00:40:16.519
says eater dot com, my new
favorite site. Even happens in Australia.

621
00:40:16.519 --> 00:40:19.400
You go to Queens and you ask
for a potato cake. They have

622
00:40:19.400 --> 00:40:21.880
no idea what you're talking about it. I'll say potatoes scollop. Yeah,

623
00:40:21.880 --> 00:40:28.760
it's like I don't want to scollop
going back to Victoria screw. A suber

624
00:40:28.800 --> 00:40:30.920
is at least six inches long,
that's what she said. And it's constructed

625
00:40:30.920 --> 00:40:36.400
with a combination of meat, cheese, fixings. Everybody loves fixings and dressing.

626
00:40:36.519 --> 00:40:39.360
Usually serve cold, so like subway, and you don't get your subway

627
00:40:39.360 --> 00:40:43.840
toasted. I haven't had subway in
so long. I haven't had subway in

628
00:40:43.880 --> 00:40:45.039
so long either. I used to
have every single day when I was at

629
00:40:45.239 --> 00:40:47.519
fours. It's just across the road. And it was the healthy option of

630
00:40:47.599 --> 00:40:54.559
KFC macas and all that. But
is it is more healthy's necessarily? How

631
00:40:54.599 --> 00:40:58.280
It's like sushi. Everyone goes,
Oh, sushi is healthy. It's healthy.

632
00:40:58.920 --> 00:41:02.599
Yeah, you know, there's rice
in there. It will fill you

633
00:41:02.679 --> 00:41:06.960
right, very a lot of killo
jewels in those sushi. Indeed, indeed,

634
00:41:07.239 --> 00:41:09.960
hero sandwich you will normally find in
New York City, alright, Apparently.

635
00:41:10.920 --> 00:41:17.119
New York Times Herald Tribune columnist Clementine
Paddleworth described in said in nineteen thirty

636
00:41:17.119 --> 00:41:20.639
six, it was a sandwich so
large you had to be a hero to

637
00:41:20.679 --> 00:41:22.360
eat it. I'm glad I didn't
understand the joke was there now? I

638
00:41:22.400 --> 00:41:25.400
know what a hero sandwich is.
You had fun and you learned a little

639
00:41:25.440 --> 00:41:29.239
something too. Well, at least
you learned a little something March. So

640
00:41:29.280 --> 00:41:30.159
I hope you come back. Just
come back alive, Okay, don't tell

641
00:41:30.159 --> 00:41:32.800
me how to do my job.
The first place they save is look,

642
00:41:32.840 --> 00:41:36.440
I hate it when that happened.
I can see you're just state. I

643
00:41:36.480 --> 00:41:42.960
was like, March shows genuine Sinceeraiity
and Home has just been a fucking jerk.

644
00:41:43.039 --> 00:41:46.280
Yeah, and not in a kind
of That's also an issue of this

645
00:41:46.320 --> 00:41:50.360
episode. They don't until the very
last bit with the poo getting like the

646
00:41:50.400 --> 00:41:52.599
thing falling on all of him,
they don't emphasize how fucking dangerous being a

647
00:41:52.639 --> 00:42:00.679
firefighter is. Absolutely yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm not wrong in this

648
00:42:00.719 --> 00:42:04.280
episode, let's get throw it.
She says, don't come back alive.

649
00:42:04.360 --> 00:42:08.639
Like I said, please come back
alive. They save Luigi's. He offers

650
00:42:08.679 --> 00:42:12.599
them a bunch of free food as
a result. Is first it's mentioned that

651
00:42:12.639 --> 00:42:16.320
their volunteer is not getting paid.
Then they say wolf Castle another line here

652
00:42:16.320 --> 00:42:20.239
that gets explained, so he goes, you're the real deal as opposed to

653
00:42:20.239 --> 00:42:22.440
my movie The Real Deal, which
was in fact not the real deal.

654
00:42:22.679 --> 00:42:24.679
You didn't need to say the last
bit. I think this is where I

655
00:42:24.719 --> 00:42:30.400
wrote down a lot of not very
good jokes or inverted Korma's jokes. But

656
00:42:31.039 --> 00:42:34.519
you could just ended it with as
opposed to my movie The Real Deal.

657
00:42:34.800 --> 00:42:37.239
We get it. That's why you
said as opposed to that's the joke there.

658
00:42:38.880 --> 00:42:44.480
Allow your listeners or readers or viewers
to fill in the blanks and they

659
00:42:44.519 --> 00:42:47.280
will love you forever. Sometimes things
need to be explained, but sometimes it's

660
00:42:47.320 --> 00:42:51.960
the best jokes are the ones where
you go, ah, now I get

661
00:42:51.960 --> 00:42:53.519
it. What was the one before
the real because he mentioned two movies?

662
00:42:53.559 --> 00:42:57.320
What was the one before the Real
Deal? Oh? I can't remember because

663
00:42:57.360 --> 00:43:00.000
he said something like oh it's something
which turned out out to be something,

664
00:43:00.480 --> 00:43:04.880
or my other movie the Real Deal. Let your brain make that other connections

665
00:43:04.880 --> 00:43:08.760
like oh oh, And it's almost
like you came up with the gag yourself

666
00:43:08.800 --> 00:43:12.519
and we put you. Oh.
I really love this show. It's like

667
00:43:12.519 --> 00:43:16.480
watching Frasier. I get these jokes. We're not telling you how to do

668
00:43:16.519 --> 00:43:19.800
your job sinceince HQ, but we
are in fact telling you how to do

669
00:43:19.840 --> 00:43:22.360
your job. This just yeah,
as we've said it earlier in this podcast,

670
00:43:22.400 --> 00:43:24.079
just just felt very much, we're
doing a movie, guys, that's

671
00:43:24.119 --> 00:43:27.519
more important than this episode. Let's
just slap something out of there. So

672
00:43:27.920 --> 00:43:30.239
yeah, more usually I would do
these reviews, and I enjoyed the episodes

673
00:43:30.280 --> 00:43:35.719
more. I'm not hating this episode, but it's just it's pointing out,

674
00:43:37.360 --> 00:43:40.880
yeah, a lot more than usual. But yes, they've saved wolf Castle

675
00:43:40.880 --> 00:43:44.880
and it gives them the jackets and
marches very excited to get her jacket,

676
00:43:44.920 --> 00:43:47.880
which is the I shoot your face. I just like the broken I shoot

677
00:43:47.920 --> 00:43:52.320
your face with the lever sleeves though, I mean I like the chi points

678
00:43:52.320 --> 00:43:57.440
to that because I remember I was
about let themon jackets, right is what

679
00:43:57.440 --> 00:44:00.800
they call? Yes, Yeah,
and I want David Letterman show Letterman jacket.

680
00:44:00.800 --> 00:44:05.280
That would be nice. I don't
think. I don't think there are

681
00:44:05.639 --> 00:44:10.119
a piece of apparel that actually ages
all that well. I think they've intended

682
00:44:10.320 --> 00:44:16.000
to sort of don't look cool.
No, the Wors's Greatest jacket. But

683
00:44:16.000 --> 00:44:22.599
the Simpsons writers and animes or what
not, the crew or were given Letterman

684
00:44:22.679 --> 00:44:24.519
jackets when the first episode aired.
They were all in. They all went

685
00:44:24.559 --> 00:44:28.199
bowling to watch the first episode when
it was on Fox for the first time,

686
00:44:28.480 --> 00:44:30.400
and these jackets are worth a lot
of money now you can get Yeah,

687
00:44:30.679 --> 00:44:36.320
way back in the day there was
well in Australia we have the TAB

688
00:44:36.639 --> 00:44:42.719
which is off track betting for for
horse racing, and I think back in

689
00:44:42.719 --> 00:44:45.920
the late addies they tried to branch
out into gaming as well, the Poky

690
00:44:46.199 --> 00:44:52.199
Poky escentually with a company called tab
Corp and some real Well, my dad

691
00:44:52.280 --> 00:44:55.280
was a bit of a gambler.
He liked to see that. Oh yeah,

692
00:44:55.320 --> 00:44:59.400
not his horse racing didn't he did. Indeed, for some reason,

693
00:44:59.440 --> 00:45:05.119
he ended up like a tab core
letterman jacket. It was black or black

694
00:45:05.360 --> 00:45:08.599
with black leather sleeves. Back in
eighty eight or eighty nine, I was

695
00:45:08.639 --> 00:45:15.599
like that pretty cool jacket, except
it had tab Corp embroidered into over one

696
00:45:15.719 --> 00:45:21.000
breast with like a big tea and
tab Corp. And I'm like, this

697
00:45:21.119 --> 00:45:22.920
jack is really good. If this
jacket was just basic black, I'd be

698
00:45:22.960 --> 00:45:25.960
happy to straight around and I'd be
like be the coolest boy in tan,

699
00:45:27.320 --> 00:45:30.800
except I'd be chilling tab Corp.
And I was always looking, always like

700
00:45:30.320 --> 00:45:32.079
can I get a patch? And
I put her out? But what sort

701
00:45:32.079 --> 00:45:37.079
of petri put it? What's what's
that cigarette? Floaty? You had,

702
00:45:37.280 --> 00:45:40.039
oh, Peter Starvitz. Yeah,
yeah, I've tried to find that since

703
00:45:40.159 --> 00:45:45.800
I fear it has lost the time
and just my memory. But yeah,

704
00:45:46.000 --> 00:45:52.000
a letnmon jacket. Varsity jackets also, I don't mind a varsity jacket.

705
00:45:52.199 --> 00:45:53.400
I think they're probably the same thing. Yeah, I think they're similar.

706
00:45:53.599 --> 00:45:58.679
Yeah, but yeah, I've always
wanted to wear one, but I just

707
00:45:58.760 --> 00:46:01.119
I know that I couldn't pull it
off. I think a very few people

708
00:46:01.159 --> 00:46:05.280
could pull it off. I think
it's maybe bif Tannan is the one person

709
00:46:05.480 --> 00:46:07.400
who can. You look at them
and you're like, you're got to be

710
00:46:07.440 --> 00:46:12.639
a bully. I think you have
to be very much a certain shape,

711
00:46:12.679 --> 00:46:20.320
either a big dude or a bully. Yeah, weather Oms. People just

712
00:46:20.400 --> 00:46:23.320
give you this stuff. It's the
least they can do after we saved him

713
00:46:23.360 --> 00:46:28.679
from being MELTI faced weirdos. I
don't date to do some sort of compensation.

714
00:46:29.000 --> 00:46:31.880
After all, we're volunteers, that's
right. Pool people always because we're

715
00:46:31.960 --> 00:46:36.320
heroes. It's even on my business
card. I printed him on the back

716
00:46:36.360 --> 00:46:39.639
of my old business cards. See
it's different. Then they save mister Burns.

717
00:46:39.880 --> 00:46:44.159
This whole footing into the power lines
bit, just whatever, let's croon

718
00:46:44.239 --> 00:46:46.719
I was written here. What the
fuck is this? He thinks Smithers didn't

719
00:46:46.760 --> 00:46:49.679
make it, but he did,
but he's gonna get pai for the week

720
00:46:49.679 --> 00:46:55.840
because he thought he was dead again. What's happening here anyway? Whatever gives

721
00:46:55.880 --> 00:46:59.880
them nothing? Oh how I hate
you and closes the door. And that's

722
00:46:59.920 --> 00:47:04.960
the thing. Them stealing should have
come from somebody who didn't deserve to have

723
00:47:05.039 --> 00:47:07.679
the stuff stolen from, so like
it should have been. They rescued a

724
00:47:07.719 --> 00:47:09.840
lady and like, oh I liked
that that thing as I was saving her

725
00:47:09.920 --> 00:47:13.880
cat. I might take that with
me. As opposed to mister Burns treating

726
00:47:13.920 --> 00:47:15.320
them like shit. It's like,
as a viewer, you're going, well,

727
00:47:15.320 --> 00:47:19.239
you're treating them like shit, so
fuck him. I think it should.

728
00:47:19.960 --> 00:47:23.000
I stand by my earlier position,
which is rich people short of fucked

729
00:47:23.000 --> 00:47:27.039
them over for all their hard efforts
and all that kind of stuff. So

730
00:47:27.320 --> 00:47:29.920
yeah, it starts with, oh, we're stealing from the rich, it's

731
00:47:29.960 --> 00:47:32.559
fine, and in the end the
actually that's the justification because it's not.

732
00:47:32.840 --> 00:47:37.199
It's not because we are volunteers should
be. It's only from the rich.

733
00:47:37.559 --> 00:47:39.320
And then they run wild like you
said they do. Yes, that's not

734
00:47:39.360 --> 00:47:43.400
what happens. That's not what happened. Most sees the amber. And when

735
00:47:43.440 --> 00:47:45.840
I first watched yourselfought was he know
Bernie's house down I thought that myself I

736
00:47:45.880 --> 00:47:49.719
was in through his bedroom or something. But no, he blows into the

737
00:47:49.800 --> 00:47:52.840
room of priceless treasures, do not
loots as on the door, and since

738
00:47:52.880 --> 00:47:57.760
the valuables are smoke damaged, they
justify it and taking it and then save

739
00:47:57.840 --> 00:48:01.199
Costington's But they still a lot of
the stuff because it always vaporized in the

740
00:48:01.239 --> 00:48:06.039
fire, including a high end stereo
sized had shoes and some stuff that Homer

741
00:48:06.079 --> 00:48:08.199
wanted. And also the big sea
on Costanton. Yeah, there's a toilet

742
00:48:08.280 --> 00:48:12.559
seat and the justifocation here from Costington
himself, where you must be telling the

743
00:48:12.599 --> 00:48:15.719
truth to firefighters. I mean a
firefighter could tell me anything, I would

744
00:48:15.719 --> 00:48:20.320
believe them. Oh yeah, you
guys are actual real life heroes. As

745
00:48:20.400 --> 00:48:23.199
with a lot of episodes, there's
a germ of a good idea about how

746
00:48:23.400 --> 00:48:28.239
you trust certain people, or you
trust certain figures of authority to do right

747
00:48:28.320 --> 00:48:31.760
by you, and that puts them
in a pretty prime position to take advantage

748
00:48:31.760 --> 00:48:35.800
of you. Yeah, but then
we get this where obviously we're skinner starts

749
00:48:35.840 --> 00:48:38.119
to realize things aren't exactly how they
should be. Here, we're not necessarily

750
00:48:38.159 --> 00:48:42.840
doing the right thing. I think
every group needs a nerdy guy, don't

751
00:48:42.840 --> 00:48:45.079
they. That's the thing. I
think any group like this and it's probably

752
00:48:45.119 --> 00:48:47.920
good that they only had the four
yep. I mean it would have been

753
00:48:47.960 --> 00:48:51.840
good to have Leny Carlin there.
But yeah, you need to have the

754
00:48:52.000 --> 00:48:54.079
ring leader. You need to have
the person whose conscience gets are better on

755
00:48:54.159 --> 00:48:57.480
that, and you need to have
someone in the middle who's like, you

756
00:48:57.519 --> 00:49:00.199
can see both sides. There's an
event, but eventually goes to the good

757
00:49:00.199 --> 00:49:01.599
and that's got to be home.
You think most of the ring leader,

758
00:49:01.760 --> 00:49:07.079
Oh yeahs the one who definitely feels
aggrieved and feels fucked over and it's like,

759
00:49:07.320 --> 00:49:09.880
yeah, we're gonna take these rich
snaps roll they get what's a pooh

760
00:49:09.920 --> 00:49:15.480
in this situation? Neutral along for
the ride? Yeah, he's just there

761
00:49:15.559 --> 00:49:17.800
to have a good time. Cannot
the pool just have a good time.

762
00:49:20.039 --> 00:49:22.079
Who do you think is the you
know in heat, the guy with the

763
00:49:22.400 --> 00:49:25.679
long hair, the fucking wild card
who's wine grow Yeah, that's smow,

764
00:49:25.840 --> 00:49:30.079
you reckon. I see most of
the leader though, there isn't really a

765
00:49:30.159 --> 00:49:34.159
wing grow and this is there.
No, but every good heist needs one

766
00:49:34.199 --> 00:49:37.039
of those guys. Like a highest
movie, it needs a loose canon who

767
00:49:37.199 --> 00:49:43.280
just fucks everything up for everybody.
It's like it'd be a fun role to

768
00:49:43.320 --> 00:49:49.679
play as well. I reckon,
Oh, absolutely, have you. I

769
00:49:49.760 --> 00:49:52.239
don't like Dane Cook. I listened
to his stuff now and cringe, right,

770
00:49:52.519 --> 00:49:54.480
but he does do a bit on
Heat. Have you ever listened to

771
00:49:54.559 --> 00:49:59.159
that? Look up Dane Cook Heat. I listened to it about six months

772
00:49:59.159 --> 00:50:01.079
ago, and I'm like, it's
still pretty funny, just talking about how

773
00:50:01.159 --> 00:50:05.280
he like Dank Cook says I want
to be part of a heist, and

774
00:50:05.519 --> 00:50:07.000
just he runs through all the characters
in Heat, and it's just it's very,

775
00:50:07.119 --> 00:50:08.920
very funny. I'm looking at Dane
Cook Heat. No, that's coming

776
00:50:09.000 --> 00:50:14.039
up as twenty one year old wife? Oh is she twenty one? Something

777
00:50:14.079 --> 00:50:22.000
like she's maybe twenty two take a
few years months. Uh. He's actually

778
00:50:22.039 --> 00:50:25.880
googling Dane Cook wife as we speak
people just to get her actual age.

779
00:50:27.320 --> 00:50:29.719
But skinner, he is pointing out, I'm too sure about this. Things

780
00:50:29.760 --> 00:50:31.280
have crossed the lines. She's twenty
four, she's twenty four. He's a

781
00:50:31.280 --> 00:50:35.239
happy one. The mooth threatens him, calls him whole pass and yeah,

782
00:50:35.280 --> 00:50:37.880
there's all it's not bad. They
all know. I think even a pooh

783
00:50:37.880 --> 00:50:40.280
here, your next buy is going
to be in hell and things like that.

784
00:50:40.639 --> 00:50:44.159
So basically that is they're threatening,
they're bulliing. Is that one guys

785
00:50:44.199 --> 00:50:45.719
like, I know, she sure
made these guys, and they bully him

786
00:50:45.719 --> 00:50:49.440
into going along with the right.
And usually those poor guys get caught up

787
00:50:49.440 --> 00:50:52.400
in it as well and also get
or they're the one that weasel on them

788
00:50:52.400 --> 00:50:55.599
when they all get arrested. Eventually, it varies from stories. They usually

789
00:50:55.599 --> 00:50:59.239
get fucked over there and they get
beaten up in prison or never, and

790
00:50:59.320 --> 00:51:00.880
it never ends well. The soft
guy in these groups, I don't think.

791
00:51:00.960 --> 00:51:05.480
No, they usually end up.
Oh they were the best of us,

792
00:51:05.519 --> 00:51:07.360
and they were the first one to
get killed in the heist. It

793
00:51:07.519 --> 00:51:12.239
usually makes our protagonists, maybe me, feel some small tinge of conscience.

794
00:51:12.880 --> 00:51:14.920
He looks the other way, but
they're still still in the jump from the

795
00:51:15.000 --> 00:51:16.800
museum. Then the alarm goes off
and Homer is on his way. He

796
00:51:16.880 --> 00:51:21.000
excited because much his birthday is coming
up. I think what you would treasure

797
00:51:21.079 --> 00:51:28.599
most is a gift bought through honest
effort, because the integrity, trust exploitation.

798
00:51:29.599 --> 00:51:36.199
They're Golden rule, rule model,
serious crime, zero tolerance, the

799
00:51:36.400 --> 00:51:39.039
ten Commandment. Then they drive past
the swimming pool, which is as we

800
00:51:39.079 --> 00:51:42.760
mentioned earlier. They're at the front
of the family. Next time, don't

801
00:51:43.000 --> 00:51:44.800
we make it? Does that in
the pool? Don't say anything or say

802
00:51:44.840 --> 00:51:46.360
it quietly, don't announce it.
And they see how we drive past,

803
00:51:46.440 --> 00:51:50.199
and march says what every boy should
see their father as a hero. And

804
00:51:50.280 --> 00:51:52.199
they arrive at the Sharper Markup.
That's the place we talk about. Yeah,

805
00:51:52.320 --> 00:51:57.519
well, I think there was a
chain of stores called the Sharper Image

806
00:51:58.000 --> 00:52:02.039
okay that sold on of crap but
high end but marked it up. High

807
00:52:02.119 --> 00:52:07.480
end crap that marked up. It's
like I don't really need stuff you'd find

808
00:52:07.639 --> 00:52:09.920
like an executive death like that perpetual
wave thing that would go from side to

809
00:52:10.000 --> 00:52:14.360
side. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I think a lot of stuff like

810
00:52:14.400 --> 00:52:17.079
that. Or eBay killed all of
those places, right probably in that killed

811
00:52:17.159 --> 00:52:21.119
so many things. But they steal
him stealing. They still they see him

812
00:52:21.159 --> 00:52:24.800
stealing and should say and pooh and
moa bowing down king of thieves, We

813
00:52:24.880 --> 00:52:30.519
worship you. And he's stealing five
Segways at once, and we cut to

814
00:52:30.199 --> 00:52:32.719
Marge yelling at him, confronting him
in the kitchen, all the Segways driving

815
00:52:32.719 --> 00:52:36.280
around on the front lawn at the
Simpson's house, and he says, we're

816
00:52:36.280 --> 00:52:38.360
not thieves, were scavengers. I
was hoping for a jar Wars reference here,

817
00:52:38.480 --> 00:52:42.760
we didn't get it. Instead we
got the beautiful Vulture, the heroic

818
00:52:42.800 --> 00:52:45.360
Taateworn't and America's Sweetheart the Maggot.
But March says, kids, come in

819
00:52:45.400 --> 00:52:49.400
here and show your face the face
that you had when you saw your father

820
00:52:49.480 --> 00:52:52.039
stealing, and hope it doesn't want
to see it at all. Marches,

821
00:52:52.039 --> 00:52:53.440
well, you can make them stop
by doing the right thing. Then we

822
00:52:53.519 --> 00:52:57.239
get another song in montage. As
we said earlier, was sad Sad Eyes?

823
00:52:57.320 --> 00:53:00.800
Is that the song sad Eyes?
I believe it? Yeap a couple

824
00:53:00.800 --> 00:53:04.199
of funny moment. The works station
moment wasn't bad either with the dials yep.

825
00:53:04.760 --> 00:53:07.400
But then they're saving a building.
I'm short building. It wasn't the

826
00:53:07.440 --> 00:53:09.159
end. They're saving some sort of
fire or preventing a fire and home hotels

827
00:53:09.199 --> 00:53:14.719
Mo. They've perverted, yes,
their duties as fireman May wants to make

828
00:53:14.760 --> 00:53:17.320
a change. But he sees the
sold gold grandfather clock and you know it's

829
00:53:17.320 --> 00:53:21.039
been in his family for for forty
seconds. He doesn't want to give it

830
00:53:21.119 --> 00:53:23.400
up. Then what about Naboo?
Wait? Wait wait, wait wait,

831
00:53:23.559 --> 00:53:30.239
what about Naboo? Who is dead? I was Ian Coneta? Does this

832
00:53:30.480 --> 00:53:38.440
cut? Why you have just been
up bood? Now this whole joke here,

833
00:53:38.480 --> 00:53:43.679
you've just been a pood very early
two thousands of like punked and we're

834
00:53:43.719 --> 00:53:46.119
all about pranking people. I thought
that year of the Internet was all about

835
00:53:46.159 --> 00:53:49.960
prank videos, wasn't it? Very
much so? And then we took it

836
00:53:50.000 --> 00:53:52.039
too far. Now I feel like, do you see many prank videos anymore?

837
00:53:52.119 --> 00:53:54.639
You see sometimes you see like these
two guys that do prank videos.

838
00:53:54.639 --> 00:53:57.400
I'm like, really, in twenty
twenty four, we're still doing that.

839
00:53:58.199 --> 00:54:01.639
Yeah, you're just fucking annoying people. I think that's been replaced by stunts.

840
00:54:02.280 --> 00:54:06.840
And I don't mean like jack our
stunts. I mean more like mister

841
00:54:06.920 --> 00:54:12.480
b style event stunts. Look,
I try to avoid mister Beast friend at

842
00:54:12.480 --> 00:54:15.960
the pod, but doesn't he do
things like we filled this swimming pool with

843
00:54:16.039 --> 00:54:22.119
a billion jelly babies. Experiments experiments
social experiments it's like Mary at vers Side

844
00:54:22.199 --> 00:54:28.159
or Big Brother, your favorite showy
eleven booth. He's still an da fance,

845
00:54:28.800 --> 00:54:32.920
absolutely, But maths is kind of
like edging edging the lead. You

846
00:54:34.000 --> 00:54:37.920
know what, I really shits me
and is it me? Besides that,

847
00:54:38.320 --> 00:54:43.519
the people that film themselves giving homeless
people things, Yes, that was terrible

848
00:54:43.639 --> 00:54:45.880
fuck off. Any people come and
saying, oh, of course you have

849
00:54:45.960 --> 00:54:49.039
to be negative because you have you
look at the positive least his homeless guy's

850
00:54:49.039 --> 00:54:51.159
getting something. I'm like, he
could have given it to me without feeling

851
00:54:51.239 --> 00:54:52.360
himself doing it. Oh, but
you know, when people see this,

852
00:54:52.440 --> 00:54:54.480
it encourages them to go and do
it. Like not fucking doesn't. It

853
00:54:54.519 --> 00:54:58.199
does not. It does not at
all. If they wanted to do it,

854
00:54:58.239 --> 00:55:00.079
they would have already done it.
Watch this and go, you know

855
00:55:00.199 --> 00:55:02.559
what, I'm going to give one
hundred and fifty dollars to this homeless person

856
00:55:02.599 --> 00:55:06.440
for no reason besides the fact that
I want to get engagement on my social

857
00:55:06.440 --> 00:55:07.360
media channels. Yeah, I mean, if you're gonna give one hundred and

858
00:55:07.360 --> 00:55:10.400
fifty dollars to someone, give it
to your pals guying. And you know

859
00:55:10.480 --> 00:55:15.320
what happens. People watch this and
they go and film themselves giving homeless people

860
00:55:15.320 --> 00:55:20.119
shit. That's all it does.
That's all it does. Don't fuck off.

861
00:55:20.159 --> 00:55:22.480
There's one guy's like you went into
McDonald's and bought like one hundred hamburgers

862
00:55:22.480 --> 00:55:24.559
and handed them all out saying,
oh no, we just thought you'd wanted

863
00:55:24.559 --> 00:55:27.840
a hamburger, and people, I'm
so thankful, thank you. Think I'm

864
00:55:27.880 --> 00:55:30.559
like, why do you film yourself? Who's this benefit? Who was getting

865
00:55:30.719 --> 00:55:34.599
who probably do to go to cheeseburger? Who was getting the most benefit out

866
00:55:34.599 --> 00:55:36.280
of this? And it ain't the
guy getting the cheeseburger. It's the guy

867
00:55:36.360 --> 00:55:39.480
getting the thousands of likes and engagement. It's a result. It's also McDonald's.

868
00:55:40.320 --> 00:55:44.679
That's true as well. Yeah,
don't tell me that McDonalds weren't part

869
00:55:44.679 --> 00:55:46.719
of that experiment. Now, I
don't believe in nothing. I don't believe

870
00:55:46.719 --> 00:55:50.599
in nothing. Man. We're actually
getting to the point where we can't believe

871
00:55:50.639 --> 00:55:52.320
anything we see on TV anymore very
much. AI. I'm just like,

872
00:55:52.360 --> 00:55:57.079
have you seen like the Trump things
and the like. They're just basically making

873
00:55:57.159 --> 00:56:00.480
fake press conferences now with people just
like, really, oh shit, this

874
00:56:00.599 --> 00:56:02.920
looks real. I look at photos
now and I'm like, oh, that's

875
00:56:04.119 --> 00:56:07.280
not real. Oh I thought that
was real. It's scary. We're in

876
00:56:07.360 --> 00:56:12.559
for some tough sledding, folks.
The next political campaign is going to be

877
00:56:12.760 --> 00:56:15.320
just you don't know what to believe
expectable from discount to kind of pivot into

878
00:56:15.320 --> 00:56:19.599
conspiracy theories. We're going to be
all Alixe Jones. But the problem is,

879
00:56:19.719 --> 00:56:22.159
though, is that even shit that
is legit, you're gonna be questioning

880
00:56:22.199 --> 00:56:24.920
it. Oh yeah, that's the
worst thing. Yeah, everything's going to

881
00:56:24.960 --> 00:56:28.679
be questioned now, which is scary
times. But another about scary times,

882
00:56:28.719 --> 00:56:30.639
let's get into the end of this
episode, which is arguably as scary.

883
00:56:31.039 --> 00:56:35.719
But they so he's been you've been
a pood and the frame falls on him,

884
00:56:35.760 --> 00:56:37.400
so he sort of gets his come
up and his home and then saves

885
00:56:37.440 --> 00:56:39.039
them both. My baby, my
baby could do worse than growing up to

886
00:56:39.079 --> 00:56:44.599
a guy like you. And we
get my main man there because why not?

887
00:56:45.440 --> 00:56:46.800
And home, and then it cuts
on hombit of saying and that's kids

888
00:56:46.880 --> 00:56:49.920
that you know, that's the time
we learned our lesson, and we sent

889
00:56:50.000 --> 00:56:52.679
the loop to skid Row and we
get the bump of the future on his

890
00:56:52.880 --> 00:56:55.199
segway and I'm like, so you
didn't I and this story. Did you

891
00:56:55.599 --> 00:57:00.199
you did not? You ended it? And yes, that was that?

892
00:57:00.440 --> 00:57:04.199
That was that. That was the
end of Crook and Ladder. Crook and

893
00:57:04.239 --> 00:57:07.760
Ladder an episode that it was there. And I've read a lot of positive

894
00:57:07.800 --> 00:57:10.400
reviews online. If you enjoy it, more power to you. I thought

895
00:57:12.320 --> 00:57:14.480
this the first time I watched it. I seem to enjoy it more if

896
00:57:14.519 --> 00:57:16.280
it's one of those episodes that the
more you review it and critique it,

897
00:57:16.559 --> 00:57:20.519
Yeah, the more you think about
it, the yeah, they get this

898
00:57:20.599 --> 00:57:22.840
one's probably enjoyable. You just whack
it on. But the more you think,

899
00:57:22.880 --> 00:57:24.440
like you said, it's just yeah, it's always enjoyable when you just

900
00:57:24.480 --> 00:57:28.800
whack it on, lots of lots
of flaws. Do you wack on or

901
00:57:28.800 --> 00:57:36.199
whack off? Though I jacket?
Do you whack on in order to wack

902
00:57:36.280 --> 00:57:38.960
off? What do you whack on
in order to wa? That's good?

903
00:57:40.760 --> 00:57:44.800
I see where you're going with this. I refuse to answer the question.

904
00:57:45.239 --> 00:57:49.280
Take it fifth as the crate Kid
number two? What do we learn?

905
00:57:50.119 --> 00:57:52.280
Would you learn for the episode?
Mister Davis that one should not take parroting

906
00:57:52.360 --> 00:57:58.320
tips from a publication brought out by
a man who also brought you barely Legal

907
00:57:58.400 --> 00:58:01.880
magazine. That is true. I
learned that nuts had meat? Oh yeah,

908
00:58:04.119 --> 00:58:08.119
is that true? Is the nut
meat? It is fun to say

909
00:58:08.199 --> 00:58:12.960
nut meat. It is fun to
say it. But let's I'm going to

910
00:58:12.960 --> 00:58:15.480
a lot of googling this episode,
because well, you know, it's better

911
00:58:15.559 --> 00:58:21.000
than talking nut meals nut meat,
n meat meaning the part of the nut

912
00:58:21.119 --> 00:58:23.159
that is inside the shell and can
be eaten. Wow, there you go,

913
00:58:23.400 --> 00:58:27.679
nut meat meats nuts of meat.
I did not know that. From

914
00:58:28.039 --> 00:58:31.760
d forward, your names will be
yeah, championship. The current leaderboard stands

915
00:58:31.880 --> 00:58:37.000
at this for season eighteen, we
have the following in the first position,

916
00:58:37.199 --> 00:58:40.400
Philip J. Hawkin's on twenty three
points in second position, Carl mull doon

917
00:58:40.599 --> 00:58:45.840
on seventeen, and Luke McKay in
third on thirteen. Take it away,

918
00:58:45.440 --> 00:58:49.519
got a horse, racfolks. And
you know, we've still got a few

919
00:58:49.559 --> 00:58:52.760
episodes left, so it's not a
foregone conclusion, not at all. So

920
00:58:52.920 --> 00:58:58.119
let's see what happens with these points
that I'm about to read out very very

921
00:58:58.199 --> 00:59:04.000
soon, Like now, okay,
sorry, I'm doing all crooked ladder,

922
00:59:04.920 --> 00:59:12.199
not telling, not telling jokes.
Run point one point Ron Perlman check him

923
00:59:12.199 --> 00:59:17.320
out on tuned in Yeah, Yeah, we love Bill Pom. We love

924
00:59:17.360 --> 00:59:23.639
Bill Pool. Are you right?
Christ? But we do love Bill.

925
00:59:24.159 --> 00:59:31.840
We also love Ron Perlman. I'm
sorry about that. One point goes to

926
00:59:35.480 --> 00:59:44.119
Pullman on your Mind, I don't
have Oh that's terrible President and something again

927
00:59:44.599 --> 00:59:50.079
plays a good president in Innist he
does indeed like Bill Pullman a lot while

928
00:59:50.079 --> 00:59:54.760
You're asleeping very sweet film. One
point goes to the Towering in for don't

929
00:59:55.239 --> 00:59:59.000
we always go with the Doze?
That is Josh Hell Yeah, well don't

930
00:59:59.039 --> 01:00:04.159
Josh, nice work Josh. Two
points goes to Raiders of the Hot Spark.

931
01:00:04.840 --> 01:00:07.320
That's the man, Philip j He's
chloring away. Now he's on twenty

932
01:00:07.360 --> 01:00:13.039
five points. Can someone catch up
to one of these three points? Let's

933
01:00:13.079 --> 01:00:19.719
find out who gave us Smoky the
Bandit. That is Luke McKay three points,

934
01:00:19.760 --> 01:00:22.199
so he's still in third position.
But he's now on sixteen points,

935
01:00:22.440 --> 01:00:28.360
so he is still nine points behind
Philip j. Look, it's still a

936
01:00:28.519 --> 01:00:32.280
race. It's not quite a fuegone
conclusion, as I said, So let's

937
01:00:32.280 --> 01:00:35.440
see how we go here. By
the way, Josh Hally that was his

938
01:00:35.559 --> 01:00:38.400
first appearance on the leaderboards. One
Josh getting in there wild card entry.

939
01:00:39.039 --> 01:00:44.519
Alrighty, So the current leaderboard now
stands at Philip J. Hawkins in first

940
01:00:44.519 --> 01:00:47.199
position on twenty five points, Kyle
muldoon seventeen points and second, and Luke

941
01:00:47.280 --> 01:00:52.280
McKay sixteen points in third position.
See how we go as we approach the

942
01:00:52.360 --> 01:00:57.440
end of the season. Bail is
here. Al right, it is now

943
01:00:57.559 --> 01:01:00.920
time for the male bag. All
right, first question, he comes from

944
01:01:00.000 --> 01:01:02.719
our man. You know, you
know his name, We all love him.

945
01:01:02.800 --> 01:01:06.920
It's Andrew JP and he says,
what were your favorite magazines when you

946
01:01:07.000 --> 01:01:10.119
were growing up? His were Film
Ink, Rugby League Week, Inside Edge,

947
01:01:10.199 --> 01:01:15.960
and Nintendo Magazine System. I was
big on Disney Adventures. That's the

948
01:01:15.000 --> 01:01:19.199
book I tried to steal. My
mum caught me. Remember that. I

949
01:01:19.320 --> 01:01:22.320
remember that story out the TV guide
TV Guys. Another one I enjoyed,

950
01:01:22.320 --> 01:01:27.119
The Lights of Kid I enjoyed.
There was a magazine called How My Body

951
01:01:27.159 --> 01:01:29.360
Works. Do you know How My
Body Works? That series? I do

952
01:01:29.519 --> 01:01:31.000
not. Oh. That was like
a It was one of those ones we

953
01:01:31.039 --> 01:01:37.280
had to go that the news agency
had to like be on like a not

954
01:01:37.400 --> 01:01:43.320
a list, a subscription service,
but you know, you know, like

955
01:01:43.480 --> 01:01:45.079
the earliest form of subscription has to
fill out a form and like send it

956
01:01:45.159 --> 01:01:47.760
away and that send you books and
shit like that in snale mail. Yes,

957
01:01:47.840 --> 01:01:51.400
yeah, I used to get goosebumps
that way. And then eventually Mom

958
01:01:51.519 --> 01:01:52.679
was like, you're still reading these
and I was like, I'm getting goosebumps.

959
01:01:52.719 --> 01:01:54.760
You tell me the story. Yeah. I was like, I'm not

960
01:01:54.920 --> 01:01:58.440
necessarily reading these goosebumps, but I've
got like twenty of them. Now do

961
01:01:58.480 --> 01:02:00.239
I want to have the whole set? I remember my mum stopped at like

962
01:02:00.800 --> 01:02:04.320
forty two and I was like sixty
in the collection. It just bothered me

963
01:02:04.400 --> 01:02:07.320
my whole life. I'm just going
to get these last few. But I

964
01:02:07.480 --> 01:02:10.000
just enjoy how my body works.
Wrestling magazines. I used to love wrestling

965
01:02:10.000 --> 01:02:13.400
magazines. What about you? What
were your go to I was very big

966
01:02:13.480 --> 01:02:16.760
on magazines. My sisters will tell
you that from when I was a little

967
01:02:16.840 --> 01:02:22.719
little boy, like tiny, I
was reading the TV Week, which was,

968
01:02:23.039 --> 01:02:25.800
like I said, TV Week straight
and equivalent of the TV Guide.

969
01:02:27.119 --> 01:02:30.159
It was awesome, man. It
was a great man. It's still out

970
01:02:30.199 --> 01:02:32.159
there, by the way. It
was genuinely exciting planning what you're gonna watch

971
01:02:32.199 --> 01:02:36.320
for the week. Harley and out
so ets On this Saturday. Oh you

972
01:02:36.400 --> 01:02:37.840
know, Oh my god, there's
two things on the same channel, or

973
01:02:37.880 --> 01:02:40.199
two things on the same note at
the same time. I'm gonna have to

974
01:02:40.280 --> 01:02:43.920
dust off the not even dust off
the VCR. But it's like that's going

975
01:02:44.000 --> 01:02:45.639
to be working overtime. Yep,
and buy a magazine for me. Yeah.

976
01:02:45.719 --> 01:02:52.199
My film The Jones was satisfied by
two American magazines. This is in

977
01:02:52.239 --> 01:02:53.960
the late eighties and early nineties.
One was called Premiere and one was called

978
01:02:54.000 --> 01:02:58.920
Movie Line. These were both fantastic. They always had really great articles movie

979
01:02:59.239 --> 01:03:07.239
what a name move One was really
good movie and so they were fantastic.

980
01:03:07.320 --> 01:03:10.079
I was always looking for sort of
cheat codes on how to become cooler,

981
01:03:10.159 --> 01:03:15.159
smoother, more elegant, more worldly
or whatever. So I find myself reading

982
01:03:15.800 --> 01:03:21.320
Gentleman's Quarterly aka GQ, which sort
of like a men's interest fashion magazine Esquire

983
01:03:21.360 --> 01:03:23.880
as well, which I am still
a subscriber to. It's got really good

984
01:03:23.920 --> 01:03:29.840
journalism and also you know, a
lots of ads for belts Country Road Official

985
01:03:29.840 --> 01:03:35.760
sponsors. Very much the case else. One of my favorite mags this is

986
01:03:35.840 --> 01:03:37.559
going way back to the nineties,
but it was called Details and it was

987
01:03:38.079 --> 01:03:40.920
very much a generation X Style magazine. It was like a younger version of

988
01:03:42.000 --> 01:03:46.000
SA GQ or Esquire. Here's some
cool flanners and here's this band coming the

989
01:03:46.039 --> 01:03:51.239
Seattle. It's kind of cool.
They called Nirvana. So this will probably

990
01:03:51.280 --> 01:03:53.519
teach me I thing or two.
I still have all these, by the

991
01:03:53.559 --> 01:03:55.840
way, I know there are a
lot that I didn't throw out or give

992
01:03:55.880 --> 01:04:02.079
away. So there's at least of
the six, maybe eight of those big

993
01:04:02.320 --> 01:04:05.119
plastic containers through my house that I
just thought you were getting rid of all

994
01:04:05.159 --> 01:04:08.880
that magazine. Some I did,
some I didn't, Okay, Yeah,

995
01:04:09.119 --> 01:04:14.679
but no, I'm keeping those.
Yeah, that's what they will. They'll

996
01:04:14.719 --> 01:04:16.440
soak those in light of fluid and
light them up. That's what they can

997
01:04:16.480 --> 01:04:24.599
cremate me with. I used to
love in high school. Remember Zoom magazine,

998
01:04:24.760 --> 01:04:28.679
I do, just like those lad
mags like HM. And it was

999
01:04:28.800 --> 01:04:32.079
like not poor magazines, but close
enough where schools couldn't ban them because they

1000
01:04:32.119 --> 01:04:35.920
weren't technically poor magazines, but they
were close enough. Yeah, there was

1001
01:04:35.960 --> 01:04:42.159
a really interesting not quite that.
But again, in the early nineties,

1002
01:04:42.320 --> 01:04:45.800
Australia brought out this thing called Black
and White Magazine and I think only lasted

1003
01:04:45.840 --> 01:04:48.920
maybe a dozen episodes. Or a
dozen issues. It was very well put

1004
01:04:48.960 --> 01:04:53.039
together, you know, great paper, very nice looking magazine. But what

1005
01:04:53.159 --> 01:04:56.239
stood it apart was it was like, because this was a very progressive period,

1006
01:04:56.280 --> 01:04:59.440
it's like, yeah, we're going
to have these high Endustralian celebrities in

1007
01:04:59.639 --> 01:05:04.039
various states of undress in kind of
the artie nude for yeah photos, this

1008
01:05:04.119 --> 01:05:06.440
is a reference and not a lot
of people are going to get. I've

1009
01:05:06.440 --> 01:05:10.400
forgotten what she was on, but
there was an actress named Kim Wilson.

1010
01:05:10.760 --> 01:05:12.960
Okay, she actually I think she
went out with She wanted to be one

1011
01:05:13.000 --> 01:05:15.079
of the last people to see Michael
Hutchins before he died. Kim was I'm

1012
01:05:15.400 --> 01:05:18.000
looking at it, I remember,
yeah, yeah, and she was in

1013
01:05:18.360 --> 01:05:20.920
I'm pretty sure she was in one
of the issues and it was like came

1014
01:05:21.000 --> 01:05:28.360
more from with her shirt on,
but it's art. Black and White Magazine

1015
01:05:28.400 --> 01:05:31.320
had a giggle with Black and White
Magazine. It was black plus white,

1016
01:05:31.519 --> 01:05:34.760
Black plus white. Okay, we've
got Black and White Magazine, which is

1017
01:05:34.880 --> 01:05:38.639
a bi monthly prit magazine for collectors
of fine black and white photography. No,

1018
01:05:38.719 --> 01:05:42.800
that's not it. Black plus white. Maybe aut Australia to it black

1019
01:05:43.079 --> 01:05:46.559
Ye go petorically lead a photography,
arts and popular culture magazine, publishing the

1020
01:05:46.559 --> 01:05:48.400
show between nety two and two thousand
and seven. So he had more than

1021
01:05:48.440 --> 01:05:54.920
twelve issues. Oh okay, twelve
years. It was launched ninety two and

1022
01:05:54.960 --> 01:05:57.800
the final issue was eighty eight issues. So there you go. Okay,

1023
01:05:57.880 --> 01:06:00.960
her shirt's off, but you're not
seeing anything, so well, that's you've

1024
01:06:00.000 --> 01:06:04.079
got to open the magazine. That's
the front color. Oh okay. There

1025
01:06:04.119 --> 01:06:08.079
was one more thing. I used
to cut the Where's Wally books? They

1026
01:06:08.159 --> 01:06:11.280
were really really popping when I was
a kid. We're going from celebrity,

1027
01:06:11.320 --> 01:06:14.159
not just to Wear's Wally and everything
on the show. There was an animated

1028
01:06:14.199 --> 01:06:16.079
show called The Animals of farthing Wood. I'm sure a lot of the nineties

1029
01:06:16.119 --> 01:06:18.760
kids out there would would know what
I'm talking about. And if you haven't,

1030
01:06:19.159 --> 01:06:23.119
google it and it will unlock a
core memory if you're gone, fuck,

1031
01:06:23.199 --> 01:06:25.719
I remember this show. I can't
believe I haven't thought of it for

1032
01:06:25.760 --> 01:06:28.000
thirty years. But The Animals of
farving Wood had a magazine as well.

1033
01:06:28.280 --> 01:06:30.840
I used to collect a lot of
collections when I was killed. I've always

1034
01:06:30.840 --> 01:06:34.440
loved collecting, as you can tell. No, all right, we'll go

1035
01:06:34.480 --> 01:06:38.280
to the next question, and it
comes from our man Glenn Gomez. Have

1036
01:06:38.360 --> 01:06:44.079
you ever volunteered to do a job? Hand job, John, There wasn't

1037
01:06:44.119 --> 01:06:46.280
so much volunteering as like coerced.
No, no, no, no.

1038
01:06:46.760 --> 01:06:49.920
I don't know if I've actually volunteered
to do anything like this, like volunteer

1039
01:06:50.000 --> 01:06:55.719
firefighter or sassage one. I've done
a few times. I know. I

1040
01:06:55.760 --> 01:06:58.920
remember not long after we started working
together, I was going down packing one

1041
01:06:58.960 --> 01:07:02.119
day and getting my Saturday morning sausage
and who should be behind the grille?

1042
01:07:02.159 --> 01:07:05.840
But yeah, Dan or Nick?
Do they still do that? I don't

1043
01:07:05.880 --> 01:07:09.719
think they do. It's a shame
in all honesty. I don't know if

1044
01:07:09.719 --> 01:07:13.239
I've volunteered to do this kind of
thing, but I have been. I

1045
01:07:13.360 --> 01:07:17.360
am generally the kind of person who
if I'm working at a place and like,

1046
01:07:17.599 --> 01:07:19.719
oh, we could use extra hands
to do this, I'll be like,

1047
01:07:19.880 --> 01:07:23.559
oh, yeah, happen to help
out. So I guess that's my

1048
01:07:23.760 --> 01:07:29.840
thing. But didn't you help your
brother in law or something, someone's brother

1049
01:07:30.000 --> 01:07:31.960
or something who was like a real
handy man, but he needed help with

1050
01:07:32.079 --> 01:07:34.719
something like tech related and you were
able to help him because you mentioned once

1051
01:07:34.760 --> 01:07:38.320
how you're like, oh, he
can fix anything, but he couldn't fix

1052
01:07:38.400 --> 01:07:40.360
this problem, and you fixed it
for him. I think that might have

1053
01:07:40.400 --> 01:07:43.519
been right. That sounds like something
I might have done for Rossi Rossi okay,

1054
01:07:43.639 --> 01:07:47.320
Yes, the handiest man on two
legs, Yes, okay, final

1055
01:07:47.440 --> 01:07:54.679
question, It sounds like a circus
freak on two legs, handsy Harrison McClure.

1056
01:07:54.880 --> 01:07:57.039
Have you ever nicked something from a
workplace? And what was it?

1057
01:07:57.760 --> 01:08:00.079
I went forward closed. There were
so many tools that I'm just gonna be

1058
01:08:00.159 --> 01:08:02.880
left behind and but melted down.
They were just like take whatever you want,

1059
01:08:02.880 --> 01:08:05.199
and I'm like, I'm probably never
gonna use this shit, but I'm

1060
01:08:05.239 --> 01:08:09.360
gonna take this new hammer and these
allan keys and all these tools, a

1061
01:08:09.400 --> 01:08:12.440
whole box full of these tools from
Ford and they all have like four gelonging

1062
01:08:12.480 --> 01:08:15.400
grades. I'm like, that's a
nice little that's an memory, yeah,

1063
01:08:15.480 --> 01:08:18.359
memento. Yeah. Yeah. When
I was working as a reporter in the

1064
01:08:18.880 --> 01:08:24.079
newsroom of the Gelong Advertising, the
main newspaper down here. This was back

1065
01:08:24.119 --> 01:08:28.279
in the early two thousands when there
was still money for newspapers and these like.

1066
01:08:28.760 --> 01:08:31.560
We just had a really well stocked
stationary cupboard and I would visit that

1067
01:08:31.760 --> 01:08:34.319
shit on the regular, like,
well, I could use another notepad.

1068
01:08:34.399 --> 01:08:39.600
You ever fished the notepads you're using? Doesn't matter. I intend to take

1069
01:08:39.640 --> 01:08:44.720
more notes in the future. By
the way, free pens. I love

1070
01:08:44.760 --> 01:08:45.880
having free pens. If there's a
pen to be taken, I will be

1071
01:08:45.920 --> 01:08:49.399
taking it. Oh yeah, I
can never find one. I've had a

1072
01:08:49.439 --> 01:08:51.720
million in this house. I can
never find one. I will occasionally.

1073
01:08:53.079 --> 01:08:56.880
My mum has a mechanic that she
likes to take her car to to get

1074
01:08:56.920 --> 01:09:00.399
serviced on the regular, and with
the state of Mum's car, it's increasingly

1075
01:09:00.479 --> 01:09:02.880
regular. Every time I go down, it's always like, oh, you

1076
01:09:02.920 --> 01:09:05.960
all have to sign here. Oh
yeah, and no worries I might keep

1077
01:09:06.000 --> 01:09:09.279
this. Yeah, of course.
I've got like six pens from this place

1078
01:09:09.319 --> 01:09:14.680
and they're all they're good pens to
so I'm like, yeah, don't trade

1079
01:09:14.720 --> 01:09:18.680
in your car, mom. All
right. That is our review of Crooked

1080
01:09:18.840 --> 01:09:23.560
Ladder. Hope you guys enjoyed it. The next episode of season eighteen we

1081
01:09:23.600 --> 01:09:26.039
shall be reviewing Stop on My Dog
will Shoot? I remember this is the

1082
01:09:26.079 --> 01:09:30.079
one where sat As Little Helper becomes
a police dog that scans Okay, let's

1083
01:09:30.600 --> 01:09:32.960
check it out and talk about it
next time around. We enjoyed the Spuds

1084
01:09:33.079 --> 01:09:36.079
Mackenzie whatever it was episode what didn't
we where he became the Duff dog.

1085
01:09:36.359 --> 01:09:39.680
That's correct. Yeah, so hopefully
this one's as good as that. So

1086
01:09:39.720 --> 01:09:42.119
stop on, my dog will shoot
is the next episode of season eighteen.

1087
01:09:42.119 --> 01:09:44.840
We shall be reviewing plenty of exciting
guests coming up here on four foring a

1088
01:09:44.880 --> 01:09:46.479
discamp. We're not going to announce
them in advance. It's going to be

1089
01:09:46.640 --> 01:09:51.720
released and startling you. That is
correct. If one does come through the

1090
01:09:51.840 --> 01:09:57.920
DANDO wants so excited about that because
I enjoy their work, okay, and

1091
01:09:58.479 --> 01:10:01.840
you're part of it though it's just
me talking to them. What old damn,

1092
01:10:02.159 --> 01:10:04.560
I'll choke it. I just take
you to see his face. Just

1093
01:10:04.680 --> 01:10:10.760
show the face, guy, show
him the face where we're talking to him,

1094
01:10:11.359 --> 01:10:13.159
showing the face with Tom that you
won't gonna be part of this.

1095
01:10:15.359 --> 01:10:18.439
I talked Lou about it and she
was like, oh wow, yeah,

1096
01:10:18.560 --> 01:10:25.479
like the first time said this this
is actually something. No, that's but

1097
01:10:25.640 --> 01:10:28.760
it's gonna be exciting guests. We've
got, yeah, plenty of exciting I

1098
01:10:28.840 --> 01:10:30.039
will be going back and revisiting classic
episodes with the guests. Of course,

1099
01:10:30.079 --> 01:10:32.399
in the future. But of course
if you can't support us on Patreon,

1100
01:10:32.439 --> 01:10:35.239
that's fine. We would appreciate if
you could rate and review us on Apple

1101
01:10:35.239 --> 01:10:40.319
Podcasts or Spotify. We have hit
the three hundred mark, I believe now

1102
01:10:40.439 --> 01:10:43.319
of reviews five star reviews on Spotify. Want to try and get at five

1103
01:10:43.399 --> 01:10:45.000
hundred. So everyone listening out there
now, there's plenty of you is out

1104
01:10:45.039 --> 01:10:47.560
there. As we said, if
you listening to us on Spotify and you

1105
01:10:47.600 --> 01:10:50.359
haven't chucked as five stars, please
do so. It literally takes two seconds

1106
01:10:50.479 --> 01:10:53.880
just scrib to the top of the
thing and just go five stars. Done,

1107
01:10:54.159 --> 01:10:56.720
And we want to try hit five
hundred five reviews by the end of

1108
01:10:56.800 --> 01:10:58.680
this year, so we can make
that happen. You guys can make that

1109
01:10:58.720 --> 01:11:01.079
happen for us. But it's been
a review of Crook and Ladder, Sir

1110
01:11:01.119 --> 01:11:04.319
Davis. Any final words for those
amazing listeners out there, We hope you've

1111
01:11:04.399 --> 01:11:08.920
enjoyed this episode of four Finger Discount, the podcast with No Kids and three Money