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Hey, look it, Hey,
look he's it. Hey, look all

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right, come back once more.
Want some deep deep in my throat?

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Hey, everybody, because this bulls
his bulls bulls bulls bulls. Who.

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That's such a good song. I
even like making a parody of that song

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goes fucking crazy. It's it's I
mean, everything he makes goes, but

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that song particularly goes hard as fuck
crazy. The fucking when the brass comes

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into I'm just like, God,
damn that. Do you think? Do

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you think he's like actually like a
sorceress or something and he gave his eyesight

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to become like one of the best
objectively almost a perfect musician. Yeah,

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I don't. I don't know,
but like it doesn't. He doesn't have

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any bats songs, even like young
Young, Young young him. I think

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attracted, I think after after hit, but we're talking about we're talking about

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uh, Harry's original John Cena.
You can't see me, I can't see

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you. All right, Well,
welcome to start podcast. Welcome to the

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Start Tank Podcast. It is it
is a special day. Sweeney is old.

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Now it is Sweeney's birthday at the
time that we were recording this.

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I'm pretty sure right it's today today. Actually I'm finally Thursday, sixty years

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old. Congrats, bro, you
made it. It's crazy, he imagine.

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I'm just low key being older than
Derek the whole time. Yeah,

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I've been decades older than by the
way, Yeah I'm seventies. You're talking

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about people. People are aging for
seventy year old people are aging better.

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You know, it's crazy. I
saw this I saw on my for you

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page on Instagram because it's just a
bunch of it's just as it's just a

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lot of comedy now, which is
nice. Before it was like really annoying.

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But Jerry Seinfeld's going around on this
like press tour for that pop Tarts

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movie, which looks like I don't
want to I don't really want to see

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that movie. Wait what I've never
what? Hold on? Don't even worry

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about it? Do any worry.
We'll no more information. We'll get into

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we will get into it. But
let me finish the thought. He's seventy

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years old, and it's insane to
me because he looks really fucking good for

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seventy and he was old. He
was old to me when I was a

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kid, you know what I mean, not like an elderly person, but

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that was like an old guy,
like as a seven year old. He's

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like like thirty, like late like
forty, like mid early forties or whatever,

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And I'm like, oh, weird. And then he and he had

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people on his show, he had
his his parent. Well I might be

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wrong, even like mid thirties,
early forties, but like to me,

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I'm like, yo, that's fucking
because he had people on his show who

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were like old and they were like
seventy or something like that or even probably

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younger perhaps, and they looked so
much worse. And we talk about this

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every now and again. We talk
about like how like generations will improve continuously,

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like about how they age. But
like I thought that would maybe start

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with like us. I didn't think
it would start with like him or like

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that generation. That doesn't make sense
to me, But I mean, he's

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a diamond on the rough. He's
also extremely rich that it was also comedically

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rich. She's very rich. But
then I think about like a lot of

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there's a lot of actors. When
you look at them, they look great

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in film, and then outside of
it, you're like, oh that's okay,

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like you're a human, and they
just look like a bag of pus.

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Dude, they look bad like you
know who? The same for a

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long time. Nicole kidman, she's
been that way since I was like four,

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Did you were four? I was
like you just exactly or like exactly

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the same. She's been probably a
little bit over the thirty since I was

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four years old. And I'm like, all right, well they're keeping you

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nipped and tuck, clearly because Jesus
Christ, you know who. The first

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time I recognized how fake movies were
as far as people's appearance was looking at

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John Travolta. I once saw John
Travolta at an award show. I don't

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remember which one it was when I
was young. This was probably like early

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two thousands where he did like Swordfish
or whatever he's doing. He's still doing

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stuff, face off or whatever,
early shite. He's still active and at

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the award show he was melting like. I was like, oh, he's

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an old man. Yeah, obviously
he was active in the fucking seventies.

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And I was like, what the
fuck is this because he still looked good

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in the movies. It's so bad, just a regular line. I was

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like, oh, yeah, oh
okay, you know we're all getting old,

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very old, bro. I don't
people. I still I went to

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seven to eleven the other day,
just the other fucking name. There's this

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black dude that works there, infinitely
darker than you, Kingston. That's crazy,

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big, nice, little thin,
like strap beard thing, and he's

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cool. And we started talking about
like, I don't remember why, but

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the two thousand and eight came up
for whatever reason, I don't know why,

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but he's like, that's a good
year. I was like yeah,

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and he was like, and he
was I forget why wasn't that like a

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famously terrible year for everybody what it
was? And it didn't make sense until

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he followed up with the year I
graduated, and I'm like, okay,

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that's why he had he had good
memories of two thousand and eight because he

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graduately finished high school. And then
I told him I was like and I

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was like, oh, I graduated
six. And he looked at me like

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I was insane, because he's like, how are you older than me?

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Because this guy looks his age.
He looks like he's like thirty four or

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something. And I'm like, yeah, yeah, I know, I look

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like a fucking infant. And then
we started chatting about just you know,

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the bar scene and all this shit
where I couldn't get it was hard to

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get women at a bar because I
look like I had no business being in

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there, like, oh, this
is clearly stuck in Yeah, with a

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gun, I gotta go with a
gun, put a gun on the table

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to be like, what's good.
That's exactly exactly my experience where it's just

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like, I don't die. I'm
not even gonna try because I look like

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I've I look like I'm skipping study
hall to be here. I can't possibly

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approach somebody that I don't already know, who knows how old I am,

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Like that's the only chance that I've
got. I could not imagine going to

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a bar picking up a girl,
even because I feel like bars suck and

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I feel like picking up a girl
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uh so, okay, I'll put
it this way. The bar experience for

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me has been it's been extremely hit
or miss. And then also the problems

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that I've had with in bars.
When there would be women that would be

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interested, there would be other freak
guys that have like boners, you know,

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they look like my fucking mods in
the games that I play. Because

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they're just so so they like get
and they feel territorial and it gets like

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weird. And I've had I've had
awkward situations like that where I'm not even

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trying to pull the girl but she's
interested in me, and I'm like cool.

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And then somebody else that was like
working on her all night, all

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of a sudden it's like fucking like
you know, like and I'm like,

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oh man, this is stupid,
Like I I everything about the scene is

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just stupid. Those are the days, man, more pipe than human.

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You're trying to me and I'm like, dude, chill, blud chill,

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and he's just fucking infuriated. What
do you who knows his mind? And

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You're like, bro, I don't
know who you are. Do you remember

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fucking Bill burd I think I mentioned
this to you. I can't remember,

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but Bill Burr was talking about a
joke about guys at the bar. He

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was saying, like a horny and
there's like fucking like come like shooting out

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of the rise or something like it
just it can't be contained where it's like

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just dripping out of their orifices and
like that is how it is crazy.

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That's what it feels fucking crazy.
Actually that was Lucy k excuse me,

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it was. It was one of
those fucking gingers. That is real Cummery

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right there. Bro, he's so
warming back. He's coming while yelling at

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abject Cummery without a shadow of a
dab, and you're like, blood calm

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down. He's like, I can't
I keep coming. Yeah, So so

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listen, everybody listening to this.
Everybody listening to this. When you see

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this, wish kings in a happy
birthday, even though it'll be way too

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late. Yeah, definitely, even
though it'll be like completely out of date,

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just spam it to him because he's
gotta getting Yes, well, don't

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do that. There's nothing happy about
my birthday. No, definitely happy.

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But you know, how are you
feeling? How are you feeling now that

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you're thirty? Does it feel any
like what do you? Oh? Nothing?

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You feel different? I mean I've
been it's the same. I've been

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kind of the same person I've been
since I was like, you know,

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the late twenties or mid twenties.
So like that's like three years ago.

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That's such a ridiculous. Just wait
until late wait till midday. Death visits

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you and gives you a wink and
then disappears. My dick doesn't get hard

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no more. And I'm like,
no, wait, I'm sekleiss I'm free,

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really free, let's see it.
But that's when that's when Lily leaves,

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because she's like, you realize that
she's there for your fucking your you

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know, your your, your,
your triumphant pipe. And once you do,

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I would be so sad. She's
like, I never liked you black.

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You were a piece of dick.
That's all you ever were. She

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walked out. I'd be so hard, kid, that'd be insane. I'd

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be like, WHOA, I didn't
know. I didn't I had no idea.

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Who would have thought that Lily was
like that. I feel like no

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one could have guessed Lily is racist. I feel like that's something that no

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one could guess. Hilarious. I
think I think I would. I would

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guess, just to just to guess
it. I think, yeah, just

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to be safe, just ahead to
my best I feel like, you just

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be a shot in a dark guess
but Lily is racist. It would be.

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It would be because it would It
would be because everybody would be so

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adamantly opposed to it that I would
be like, well, if I'm if

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I'm not, I'm not gonna go
with the crowd here. I'm gonna go

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with my own intuition here, I'm
gonna go against the way that way if

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I'm right, Wow, is that
a wild way to be right? And

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if I'm wrong, it's like whatever, no one's gonna really think about it.

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I'm gonna go with the crowd here. You just like, yeah,

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I think she's racist. I'm gonna
bob, I appreciate it. Hey,

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so I don't know, Hey,
oh hey, hey, tell us about

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that pop Tart movie. Man.
Still, I'm sorry, really you're cute

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in on it because I can't believe
like that you said, yeah, it

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sounds fake, it's real. I
know, I understand, but like so,

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for whatever reason, I don't know
why. Jerry Seinfeld, well I

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know why. It's just a comedy
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in one of his comedy routines that's
about the pop Tart and how like revolutionary

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that was in like the sixties or
whatever, and it's like a whole bit.

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It's like a bit. It's like
a thing that's been kind of like

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I don't know if it's been like
a staple in his act for a long

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time, but it's definitely been there
for a while. And some some person

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I guess in Hollywood was like,
hey, we want to make a movie

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off of that bit. And he
was like what why, Why would you

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want to do that? And he
was like, just trust me, we'll

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do it, Like why not?
And so Seinfeld, obviously having so much

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money and being able to just do
whatever the fuck he wants, He's like,

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okay, whatever, fine, and
so he directed this movie with like

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just it's just a bunch of comedians. I I don't know what the fuck

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I'm looking at with this, to
be honest with you, it's it just

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looks like a very strange is it
looks like a sketchy g I is it?

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Is it live action? What is
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Actually it's not. What is it
gonna be like an anime? Like

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I thought it was gonna be like
like b movie but like pop tart movie.

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No, it's okay. So I
maybe explained this a little hastily.

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It is a movie about the invention
of the pop tart, but it like

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from The Boy and like the And
and the race from other companies to get

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that onto the store shelves and stuff
like that. It's not literally like B

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movie but with pop tarts. That
was my first thought because I like Jerry

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Sidefield pop tarts. It's gonna be
that. And I was like, oh,

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we got the next meme for him. He finally can He's finally gonna

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come back because you know, B
movie settled down. It looks at Honestly,

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it looks kind of like as I'm
like, I saw the trailer for

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it, and it looks like if
if the hypothetical bits that we came up

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with on this show weren't so depraved
and so clearly not family friendly, it

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seems like an entire movie based on
that. Like it's like some guy dies

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and he gets like the full Like
there's like a scene where like he gets

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like a full serial Honors burial and
he's buried in a coffin, but they

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dump milk and cheerios in it,
and like some ladies like weeping cutting bananas

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over it. It looks so stupid
that it's great. That is literally like

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me and my friends have you know, requests similar to that, but you

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know, more vulgar, but the
same. It's it was very true you

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took. If you took cereal and
milk and bananas and replace it, which

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shit come and like anything else,
it would just be a bit that we

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would do on the show. So
it looks like a g version of just

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a bunch of dumb cereal oriented bits
that they just kind of came up with

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to shoot. I don't know,
it looks whatever. It looks like a

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dumb movie. That would be so
funny if he gets buried, and like,

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yo, before you bury me,
everybody has to come on my casket.

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Everybody's got to shoot one load on
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a bunch of birds shot on it, but it's a bunch of splatter mark

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over the castle is fat off the
completion in front of everyone. Yeah,

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that would take me, Like that
would take me easily, four minutes.

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Yeah, that would take me.
That would take me. I'd be a

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really scared three tugs, but I
would do it. Yeah. Maybe I

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would get into it first. I'd
be like, dude, this is weird.

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But then I'm like, you know
what, I realized that I like

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an audience. You beat me,
you beat me, you can't beat me.

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I'm fucking I'm a quick sir.
That's a permanent shift in your your

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brain chemistry though, Like that's that's
you're a different person after that, I

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think, because that surely affects that
that's something that would affect how you treat

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people. I think like even just
outside of just that that avenue, outside

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of sex, I think probably be
like, oh, I need an audience

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for everything now, Like I need
people to be there whenever I do anything.

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It's like I need people in the
room when I'm shitting. Yeah,

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I have a glass I want to
have a glass room for my fucking for

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my bathroom. I just want to. I would just want to have all

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glass doors have people and it's it's
it's connected to you know, the side

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of my house to make sure people
walking by my house can see me shitting,

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like people to see me ship.
Yeah, that would be really good.

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I want people to know I'm shitting. Oh, people to say I

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want I want a wooden house.
I want a wooden house and a glass

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bathroom is what I want. That
is, I want the most private room

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in the house to have no privacy
at all. All. I like that.

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I like that a lot. I
respect that I have this conversation right

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literally just literally just walks onto me
in the bathroom. Now that's yeah,

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I can't do that, man,
And like I hate it so much do

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I feel like genuinely, the bathroom
is the last place of privacy, that's

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the last fashion it situly is the
final sanctuary. That is sanctuary even when

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you're living by yourself. Quite frankly, like because every other room has all

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these like connotations to it's like,
oh, this is my office, I

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gotta get work done. Oh this
is my bed. Ah, man,

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I all sorts of horrible memories here. Oh the living room, I gotta

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clean, I gotta clean. Uh. And the bathroom is like, oh,

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peace, Like I'm telling I can
take up this associated like I'm relaxing.

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I'm in the bath I don't have
to think about anything else. So

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I would not fucking allow that I
locked my door here when it's a it

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is A doesn't get it. She's
a fucking tune. But like first of

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the tune for his character. First
of all, like Lily has siblings,

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right, one sibling and they're weird. But well that's I don't that's weird

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because I will say, when you
live with siblings, it's ingrained and you

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lock the door, or you knock, like that's just you when you live

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with people, that's how you operate. You can't just walk in her house.

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But she doesn't do it in our
house. It's I get we're like

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a couple. We can do with
that. I'm like Lilian, So she's

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consciously doing it and not just like, oh, I'm not thinking about this

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like she's kin trying to break me. She's literally trying to break me on

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purpose. And I'm like, girl, that is I can't even tell you

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how much of a that does not
happened to me that's happening to be zero

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is Lily? What is Lily doing
right now? What is she doing?

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She's in the living room. Get
her in here. I want her to

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explain herself. I want her to
know. I want I want her to

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explain yourself. This is insane thing. That is insane. First of all,

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I don't know why he's not locking
the door. You not be here?

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Is there is? There is there
no lock on your bathroom door?

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Oh there is, but I don't
lock it. I feel like I don't

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have to. All right, so
I've never had in the bathroom. You're

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gonna both that fall and be honest
yeah, yeah, because I'm not.

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I'm not. I'm not hiding away. It's not about hiding. The lock

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is there for a reason. The
lock is there for a reason. Yes,

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it is there for a reason for
it because somebody, somebody may do

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exactly what Lily's doing while your fucking
pants are down your ankles, you know

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what I'm saying. Like it's it. It's a you're in a very vulnerable

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position and you would like to just
have the door close, because sometimes it'll

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be deep in thought, sometimes will
be whatever. If some motherfucker came and

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just opened the door, everything has
been derailed everything because if you ask a

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lot of the artists big sartis in
the world, they write like half of

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their music in the shitter. That's
just what you do. It's just it's

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just a place where you think.
It's a place where you now, all

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of a sudden, now some motherfuckerd
yeah, beat her. Yeah No,

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absolutely, not even as a bit, that's not even as that's not exactly

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what we're saying. I am you
should. You should should go hard in

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the paint, teach her a lesson. Lily, you touched this door knob

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one more time while I'm in it
and uh, you're I'm gonna make you

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fit in this toilet. I'm gonna
make sure you get flushed. And it's

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the implications is you're fucking like accordion
her. You know you're you're smashing her.

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Make sure she can fit down the
toilet. Can you imagine that stuff

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like that? Why is that ticking? That's tickling something in my brain?

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Wait? You remember you know where
we lived together, we crated that that

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crinkle clause character that like Santa Claus
comes into attrain you just come to you

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and then he leaves or what he
just he he breaks into your house on

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Christmas Eve and he just kind of
crinkles you a little bit. He like

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he like he just he just kind
of slightly malforms you, increases your skin

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and then you'll leave or he or
he like really gets or he gets really

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really out of pocket with that.
He like kind of stuffs you down at

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garbage disposal. But that's if you
piss off. But if you don't let

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him crinkle you, he'll he'll it'll
be if there's resistance, if there's resists

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of any kind, let yourself get
crinkled. That's so stupid. I don't

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know I feel like just it's the
tradition, like nobody tries to fight back

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or kill him or no one tries
to he're just you have to spend this

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next several months like slightly crinkled a
little bit. Uh, that's it.

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That's just how it goes crazy.
That's a crazy way to live, so

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stupid. There must have been something
in the water in that apartment. I

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think must have been. Yeah,
that place is fucking man. Just don't

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let's never go back there ever,
Just never go back. I actually did

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go back there a couple. I
actually actually went back there a couple you

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know what, I because I used
it to film an exterior shot for a

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video actually the alien video. The
video that we shot where the the area

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fifty one video. This is after
we moved away from it. But I

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was like, I need an exterior
shot for me walking up to our apartment

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building. But I don't want to
show our real apartment building for obvious reasons.

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So I was just like, oh, wait, I know our old

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one. I'll just use that.
I'll just use that one. So I

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did go back there, and I
forgot how bleak it was. I forget,

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like I forgot how to like dreary
and set that that. How do

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you remember how small that lobby was
too. It was like a fucking hall

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like a like a hallway you had
to do it was a lobby exactly.

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It was funny being back there too, because I had these like memories of

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like, oh yeah, I remember, like I Dubbs saying my name Jeff

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to some old lady in this lobby
when he came to something. She just

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ran frightened because when you had really
short this back when Ian had really really

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short hair, so he looked like
somebody who could potentially hurt you if you

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like upset him. Uh So,
yeah, that was that was a moment.

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She was like, to do it
again, don't do it again,

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Ethan stop or Ian. A lot
of people, A lot a lot of

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people came to that apartment. I
know John Tron was in that apartment.

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Uh. Ian was in that apartment. Uh. Obviously a lot of our

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friends back in the day. No
Zach Zach I met way later, like

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the apartment while we were while we
were moving, but the apartment afterwards.

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I remember Key Star showed up the
apartment we lived in afterwards. That was

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fucking ridiculous. You were there right
after that, Derek, we were there

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right after that work. Yeah,
I definitely was not there, but I

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do remember seeing a photo of uh
it was it was Bundy Keemstar eyeing each

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other with their beards and hats in
my living room and it's just like,

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what the fuck is going on?
Why is this happening? That is a

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how did keem start end up in
your apartment? Like? That is actually

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very okay? Okay, so apparently
so I don't know if I'm remembering this

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correctly. It would actually be good
to have Bunty on the show actually at

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some point, because like he would
have memories start Like I don't really fully

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yeah, yeah, but I think
like Bunty messaged me, he was like,

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hey, is it okay if I
bring some people? And I was

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like, okay, sure, I
guess it's a party, you know whatever.

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I like, it's an E three
party, Like I don't, I

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don't know. It was like one
of the first big parties that I threw

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at our apartment. And then I
was like, never again am I doing

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this. I'm never doing this again
because people just show up. I am

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not in the type of industry where
I can just throw a party and say

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yeah, bring whoever, because then
it's gonna be like, you know,

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Sky does Minecraft shows up? You
know, and that's that's its own problem.

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This is the big thing. Were
content creators right? You can't just

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tell your content creator friends bring anybody
that didn't think about it at the time.

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I didn't think about the time.
He was very new to me.

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The idea of that even being like
a problem. It's like, oh,

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that someone would show up, that
would be like a kind of a problem

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for other people. There was very
very new. So yeah, he was

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there, so little Spears Spears was
there. Lucy k was beating off in

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the corner when I moved mind.
If I come in your face your face,

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I would say, wing my you
can wing my shoulders. Fine,

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you can't tell my face, though
I would like to have that. I

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would like to came. Sorry,
I'm that much of a buzz kill.

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No one come anywhere near me.
Yeah, I mean we know now,

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we know what to do. Well, Kickson, You're in a bad spot

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for somebody who doesn't want to get
com done because you fall asleep all the

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time and way too easily. There's
gonna be a point where you're gonna fall

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asleep and everyone's just gonna joke.
I'd be so myvidous someone came up me,

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I'd be so love like in that
frat culture that like sexual assault like

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that is just jokes. You can
just bust us over. You fell asleep,

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brother, that's what you get a
video in your mouth and you're like,

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there's a video. There's a video
of Kingston. So we went to

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a renaissance fair kind of recently with
a bunch of friends of ours and we

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went to see this. It was
like some show. To be honest,

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I was watching the show. I
had no idea what the fuck was going

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on. It was just some some
guy making weird noises and like gargling balls.

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I don't know what the fuck is
going on at the show. But

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we were watching it and it was
loud, and it's a renaissance fair.

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It's like the sun is beaming on
you. And our friend Danny took this

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video of Kingston fall like falling asleep, and you know what I actually gonna

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I'm gonna send this to you,
Derek, because it's good. It's a

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funny. It is funny video.
It is a really good He falls backwards

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and almost like crushes a small child. Behind him. No, there was

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no child behind me that there was
behind you. What I did was falling

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asleep and I leaned back and I
caught myself leaning back, and I was

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like, holy shit, I gotta
wake up. Yeah, and then you

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stared directly the camera. You stared
directly at the camera. When he woke

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up, it was like, it's
like those videos of Toby Maguire spotting the

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paparazzi at the airport where he just
like, but there was there was a

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seven year old little girl behind you
with pigtails. She was a lollipop eating

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a lollipop with pigtails. She was
like, Mommy, I can't see anything,

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and this lumbering fella falls backwards and
I saw. I watched. I

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watched her age eight years in the
eyes, like I watched her eyes getting

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CRUs did and like scared for the
future. But luckily you caught yourself,

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girl, she eldered. Yeah,
it was a wild thing to say.

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I would love to get thrown really
hard, like really hard and fast and

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then hit a bunch of people and
they get up as long as I'm completely

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fine, but a bunch of just
getting struck by me, and I'm like,

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I didn't do this. I didn't
do this. I was getting thrown

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dude. Should we talk about Sho
talked about the fact that we saw Spider

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Man two in teaters. I know
that was like a big thing. It

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was very man, what a what
a fun That movie is so fun man,

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It's so goofy in like all the
perfect ways. Like James Franco is

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such a goof in that movie,
and it is like people were laughing every

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time he was on street on screen
because it's it is just so funny.

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Because you also can't believe him.
He's very difficult to believe. Yeah,

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Like I was like, you're good, He's probably the worst actor in that

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in that crowd. Like watching it
in the theater again made me like really,

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simmit because like a lot of people
criticize those movies for having like like

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or specifically took me Bryan kirston Donese
for having like subdued acting, and then

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you're like, no, this actually
like works for what this is. But

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like James Franco specifically has this like
like he he like he like he's trying

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almost like he's trying way too hard
and not really nailing it at any at

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any real given point. Yeah,
strange, it's a strange strange. Just

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doesn't he just doesn't strike me as
someone who's like he's genuinely upset. Like

404
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like I said, like he's fake
upset, he's fake mad. I really

405
00:28:44.160 --> 00:28:47.920
I feel his I feel like I'm
like, you don't seem like somebody who

406
00:28:47.960 --> 00:28:52.319
who thinks Spider Man, actually I
killed dad, killed your dad. Yeah,

407
00:28:52.519 --> 00:28:56.440
it doesn't at all. He's just
like he seems like he's just annoyed,

408
00:28:56.960 --> 00:29:00.480
Like he seems annoyed to me,
and it's like kind of like weird.

409
00:29:00.559 --> 00:29:03.240
He's like just yeah, he looks
out of place all the time.

410
00:29:03.920 --> 00:29:08.039
By touching me, that is a
great that is a great moment though,

411
00:29:08.079 --> 00:29:11.160
Like it's like he disrespected me by
touching and then he puts on his like

412
00:29:11.240 --> 00:29:17.720
obviously two thousands shades. It's so
funny. It is so damn funny.

413
00:29:18.319 --> 00:29:19.920
But it's so good man. That
movie is like that movie like strikes me.

414
00:29:21.039 --> 00:29:23.559
That movie really strikes me as like
a Watching it in theaters especially was

415
00:29:23.559 --> 00:29:29.279
a strange feeling because I was like
it almost felt like watching like like something

416
00:29:29.319 --> 00:29:33.119
like Edward Scissorhands, where it was
just like I think with like the Danny

417
00:29:33.119 --> 00:29:37.200
Elfman music too, just kind of
accompany. It's like this feels like like

418
00:29:37.240 --> 00:29:41.400
a like a classic in a way
that it didn't feel like for a while,

419
00:29:42.400 --> 00:29:45.359
and being in a theater full of
people that really liked it was really

420
00:29:45.359 --> 00:29:52.920
cool. But yeah, I don't
remember seeing I remember seeing one and three.

421
00:29:52.880 --> 00:29:56.400
I have no memory of seeing two
in the theater. For some reason,

422
00:29:56.519 --> 00:29:59.759
I remember I remember seeing all of
them, and I very vividly remember

423
00:29:59.759 --> 00:30:03.160
seeing three. I've I think I've
told the story of the podcast where this

424
00:30:03.920 --> 00:30:07.359
walking out of the theater for Spider
Man three and in the Fishkill in the

425
00:30:07.400 --> 00:30:11.279
Fishkill regal, like not even like
the one in the mall, like the

426
00:30:11.559 --> 00:30:15.359
one in like that weird the one, yeah, the one with the Boston

427
00:30:15.400 --> 00:30:21.480
Market in and like I remember watching
I remember watching it. I had my

428
00:30:21.519 --> 00:30:22.960
Spider Man three shirt. I had
like the spider symbol. It was like

429
00:30:23.000 --> 00:30:26.279
half white and half like symbiote black, and I was like, I was

430
00:30:26.319 --> 00:30:32.839
so excited, and I walked out
of that movie for the first time in

431
00:30:32.880 --> 00:30:36.920
my life disappointed by something that I
was looking forward to seeing, like for

432
00:30:36.960 --> 00:30:41.039
the first time ever. Totally.
God, I really liked three, especially

433
00:30:41.039 --> 00:30:47.279
when I was already I like three
more a great film. I like all

434
00:30:47.319 --> 00:30:49.119
of those movies more and more every
time I see them, but like at

435
00:30:49.160 --> 00:30:52.759
the time, like no doubt,
like when I first saw Spider Man three

436
00:30:52.880 --> 00:30:56.039
as a child looking for like a
really exciting final chapter to a Spider Man

437
00:30:56.160 --> 00:31:00.839
story, I was so deeply disappointed
because it's not good. It's not a

438
00:31:00.000 --> 00:31:03.680
it's not a good Spider Man movie
even slightly. But like yeah, as

439
00:31:03.720 --> 00:31:07.680
like yeah, if you watch I
swear to God, like if you get

440
00:31:07.720 --> 00:31:10.720
a little bit high and watch that
movie as like a soap opera, you

441
00:31:10.759 --> 00:31:17.000
are fucking transfixed on that movie.
It is a perfect fucking soap opera,

442
00:31:17.039 --> 00:31:19.720
to the point where it's like why
didn't this what? But it's strange that

443
00:31:19.839 --> 00:31:25.240
it's a good soap opera but a
bad Spider Man movie. It's so weird,

444
00:31:25.519 --> 00:31:27.440
and obviously it's because of Venom and
like how shoehorned he is, and

445
00:31:29.359 --> 00:31:32.599
you know, it just doesn't work. I mean, if you were if

446
00:31:32.640 --> 00:31:36.799
you were a like a kid,
and I feel like most Spider Man fans

447
00:31:37.359 --> 00:31:41.960
well aware of Venom, they really
liked Venom, and just what they did

448
00:31:42.000 --> 00:31:47.279
with that, like just as just
that alone was just kind of heartbreaking.

449
00:31:47.759 --> 00:31:52.160
I love it now. I I
love that. Eric Foreman of that seventies

450
00:31:52.200 --> 00:31:56.799
show is vin like I love that
now. But yeah, as contiversially,

451
00:31:57.079 --> 00:32:00.519
I controversially think he's like a he
sent Eddie Brock for that Peter Parker,

452
00:32:00.559 --> 00:32:05.960
but his venom sucks, like his
venom is terrible, Like I don't know

453
00:32:05.960 --> 00:32:08.920
why they don't they didn't just do
big venom And he's like, you know

454
00:32:09.720 --> 00:32:14.480
why not could have turned into a
big venom. He definitely could have.

455
00:32:14.799 --> 00:32:16.240
I also just don't. I'm sorry. I look at I'm sorry, I

456
00:32:16.279 --> 00:32:22.119
look at fucking tofer Grace and he
just doesn't seem like a jerk to me,

457
00:32:22.440 --> 00:32:25.039
Like that's not a he is.
He is being a little like a

458
00:32:25.079 --> 00:32:29.240
weasel, which is fine. Yeah, but I'm like, he just seems

459
00:32:29.279 --> 00:32:30.960
like a guy. You're like,
hey, man, you're you know,

460
00:32:30.119 --> 00:32:32.640
like you would ask him for the
time, like, hey, my own

461
00:32:32.640 --> 00:32:35.680
time? Is it? Like he
might give me the time? I think,

462
00:32:35.839 --> 00:32:38.160
And I think I like that about
it though. Yeah, I think

463
00:32:38.200 --> 00:32:43.599
I like that, like because I
really because he seems like I think it

464
00:32:43.599 --> 00:32:45.319
makes him a little bit more sympathetic
while also still allowing him to be a

465
00:32:45.319 --> 00:32:49.359
weasel because he can't be like he
can't be like a full on, brawny

466
00:32:49.480 --> 00:32:52.240
like asshole, but he can be
like a sniveling weasel, which he absolutely

467
00:32:52.359 --> 00:32:57.400
is in that fucking movie. He
goes to church and asks Jesus to kill

468
00:32:57.599 --> 00:33:02.599
Peter d. That is so out
of pocket. That is so out of

469
00:33:02.720 --> 00:33:07.160
pocket. I was like, it
is out of put of pocket, but

470
00:33:07.160 --> 00:33:10.039
at the same time, it is
It is the most it is the most

471
00:33:10.039 --> 00:33:13.920
relatable part of that movie because I
think, who among us haven't like,

472
00:33:14.039 --> 00:33:19.200
who among us have not like we've
all gone to church at like twelve in

473
00:33:19.240 --> 00:33:22.000
the morning and asked Jesus to kill
somebody that we don't like, Like,

474
00:33:22.079 --> 00:33:25.759
we've all done that. Everybody's experienced
this. It's it's it's a big what

475
00:33:25.839 --> 00:33:30.319
it says brushing your teeth in the
morning, or or or coming in your

476
00:33:30.319 --> 00:33:32.960
fridge to make sure the smell stays. Like there's all sorts of things that

477
00:33:34.000 --> 00:33:37.000
we do on a daily basis.
Uh that Like I just think that really

478
00:33:37.000 --> 00:33:45.400
touched on a really strong hint of
relatability. Uh big facts, But the

479
00:33:45.440 --> 00:33:52.319
idea of somebody going to church and
asking God to murder someone else is a

480
00:33:52.759 --> 00:33:58.799
wild experience. It's needed a settling. Rold's understanding of how praying works.

481
00:34:00.200 --> 00:34:01.759
Hey, God, kill my mom. She didn't let me have ice cream

482
00:34:01.799 --> 00:34:07.840
last night. It's like, huh, your God God actually did it?

483
00:34:08.559 --> 00:34:13.320
Yeah, Like I love God.
He listens your father whart in heaven?

484
00:34:14.199 --> 00:34:17.960
Can you kill my mommy? She
won't let me have Boudakai two for the

485
00:34:19.000 --> 00:34:25.159
p s two. Kill my mom? Thank you now you're grand And then

486
00:34:25.320 --> 00:34:34.480
fucking like your momplodes like she just
fucking explodes in their meats everywhere you like

487
00:34:35.440 --> 00:34:40.800
in Brimstone. In a flash of
Brimstone she popped. You're like, yay,

488
00:34:42.280 --> 00:34:46.239
your dad is traumatized. The worst
thing is it doesn't get you any

489
00:34:46.280 --> 00:34:50.800
closer to getting bay because you gotta
deal with all this ship now. Now

490
00:34:50.840 --> 00:34:55.960
you gotta bury her. Kill my
dad next. My dad will get me

491
00:34:57.000 --> 00:35:01.559
boudekie too. Either, what the
fuck? Dad? Send me to an

492
00:35:01.639 --> 00:35:07.320
orphanage that dear God put me in
an orphanage that has Boudakai two, Oh

493
00:35:07.400 --> 00:35:12.840
my god. And then and then
you get it. You're in the orphanage

494
00:35:12.840 --> 00:35:16.079
with bokay to, but all of
the people that run it are fucking child

495
00:35:16.119 --> 00:35:22.800
molesters, so you're getting molested daily. But at least you get and they're

496
00:35:22.000 --> 00:35:28.920
really good at kai to tragically enough
so you can't even You can't even so

497
00:35:29.199 --> 00:35:32.280
they he pops you off his laugh
after he's done with you, and then

498
00:35:32.320 --> 00:35:37.920
you play with and he whoops you
out of you. You can't even get

499
00:35:38.679 --> 00:35:43.599
lose it every way. I'm losing, not not a shred of a victory

500
00:35:43.639 --> 00:35:47.679
to be had in that orphanage man
like holy ship, not a little rough

501
00:35:47.760 --> 00:35:55.920
God sounds like pause the wish,
the wish exactly. He's like the monkey,

502
00:35:57.880 --> 00:36:00.159
I wish for a world means,
and then it's uh, aliens come

503
00:36:00.159 --> 00:36:04.000
and destroy the world. So now
it's nice and peaceful because there's no there's

504
00:36:04.000 --> 00:36:09.280
no more conflict. You're like,
oh great, yeah, anyway, asshole,

505
00:36:09.320 --> 00:36:15.719
clearly theumbass Genie. Ah, so
clearly you're a fucking dickhead. That's

506
00:36:15.719 --> 00:36:21.159
what Aladdin should have been, all
right. I wish my cock was big

507
00:36:21.199 --> 00:36:23.079
and there was no turnback that I
can fuck you to you die, Genie,

508
00:36:23.159 --> 00:36:27.280
and a Genie's like, yeah,
you want to be an ass I

509
00:36:27.280 --> 00:36:32.280
could be an asshole too, Yeah
yeah, open up. You asked for

510
00:36:32.320 --> 00:36:36.000
a really yours your genius, like, Genie, I wish for a really

511
00:36:36.000 --> 00:36:39.159
big cock. But it's just really
short, and it's so wide that it

512
00:36:39.239 --> 00:36:44.760
wraps around the sides of your hips
and that's yours. It looks like a

513
00:36:45.880 --> 00:36:49.920
is like a fat stingray. Remember
seeing a comic look like that when I

514
00:36:49.960 --> 00:36:53.239
was a kid where there was like
a pixie or something. This guy catches

515
00:36:53.280 --> 00:36:57.079
this pixie and he's like, you
have to I caught you. You have

516
00:36:57.119 --> 00:37:00.400
to grant me my one wish.
And it was like something like adult strip

517
00:37:00.480 --> 00:37:05.199
comic thing. And so he was
like, I wish my dick, I

518
00:37:05.239 --> 00:37:07.800
wish my dick could touch the floor. You know. Just the implication is

519
00:37:07.800 --> 00:37:14.360
that it's big enough to word so
disgusting. And then and then so she

520
00:37:14.559 --> 00:37:17.800
grants it and he wakes up in
the morning and his legs is so short,

521
00:37:19.920 --> 00:37:24.039
is on the ground. I was
like, that's fucking fantastic. He's

522
00:37:24.039 --> 00:37:29.320
got like et legs. He's got
et legs. Was like, I would

523
00:37:29.440 --> 00:37:31.119
just eat the fairy. Like if
I capture a fairy, it's like,

524
00:37:31.559 --> 00:37:35.159
wish, I'll just eat it.
That's how you do that. Sure,

525
00:37:35.840 --> 00:37:37.480
And while it's screamed, it screams
and I bite its head off. I

526
00:37:37.559 --> 00:37:43.000
just bite its fucking head off,
spit it out. Wait, hold on,

527
00:37:43.079 --> 00:37:46.239
I might be getting my package right
now. I might, so I'm

528
00:37:46.239 --> 00:37:51.719
gonna so but before Okay, so
a lot is happening right now. I

529
00:37:51.719 --> 00:37:54.599
want to I want to make something
very clear. Right if you come on

530
00:37:54.639 --> 00:37:58.519
over to patreon dot com slash the
snark tank, which you absolutely should do

531
00:37:59.199 --> 00:38:02.320
you have you haven't, there's a
big question thread that gives you a chance

532
00:38:02.360 --> 00:38:07.599
to get your question right on the
show. The promise is that if your

533
00:38:07.639 --> 00:38:10.039
question is good, we will read
it. Uh, there's a lot,

534
00:38:10.199 --> 00:38:14.079
and you know, I have to
curate the list to make sure that we're

535
00:38:14.079 --> 00:38:16.840
getting some interesting questions, some good
ones, because some of them are a

536
00:38:16.840 --> 00:38:21.400
little throwaway. Some of you pay
money to waste your chance. But Derek

537
00:38:21.440 --> 00:38:25.079
insisted that you know, we'll listen. They're paying money, so let's honor.

538
00:38:25.239 --> 00:38:30.000
Let's honor this this payment. So
we're gonna go into the first question

539
00:38:30.119 --> 00:38:40.920
I subscribed, just get Chris to
do blackface, and he writes, ah,

540
00:38:42.119 --> 00:38:52.000
so it's the artin a no,
it's just yeah, yeah, see

541
00:38:52.400 --> 00:38:57.800
see I'm of a different mind.
Chris. I actually rather enjoyed that.

542
00:38:58.639 --> 00:39:02.039
I actually that was the one thing
that I one thing I also I I

543
00:39:02.519 --> 00:39:07.480
I relish is making fun of these
people and and and putting them in their

544
00:39:07.519 --> 00:39:10.800
place for being like, you're a
stupid bitch. Thank you for your money,

545
00:39:12.280 --> 00:39:15.559
you stupid pussy. And then and
then like they it'll it'll, it'll

546
00:39:15.679 --> 00:39:22.840
encourage more stupid pussies to give us
more money because they're gonna be like I

547
00:39:22.079 --> 00:39:28.639
can look man, like I understand
what Chris is doing. I get it,

548
00:39:29.039 --> 00:39:30.400
I get it. It's like,
oh, let's let's let's filter out

549
00:39:30.480 --> 00:39:37.519
the bullshit. But but bullshit is
what drives this show. We we gotta,

550
00:39:37.519 --> 00:39:42.360
we gotta be real about this.
Bullshit drives the show. The if

551
00:39:42.400 --> 00:39:47.840
you if you remember every every animated
clip that's been done, it's all.

552
00:39:49.159 --> 00:39:53.159
It's not some casual conversation. It's
not let's casually talk about some stupid bullshit,

553
00:39:53.199 --> 00:39:58.599
let's casually talk about Spider Man.
It's something that's completely out of pocket.

554
00:39:59.239 --> 00:40:01.920
And so look, man, yeah, if you don't give me your

555
00:40:02.000 --> 00:40:05.760
money for me to say a three
times man, you know what, thanks,

556
00:40:05.800 --> 00:40:07.719
I appreciate it. You know I
could use it. That's great.

557
00:40:07.760 --> 00:40:12.679
If nothing you know suck, suck
most of my dick. Whatever. Look,

558
00:40:12.719 --> 00:40:16.960
I just want I want look at
I just I realized that that uh,

559
00:40:17.960 --> 00:40:23.639
we have over one thousand people in
the five dollar tier and I want

560
00:40:23.679 --> 00:40:31.079
that to triple, quadruple. And
that's gonna mean a lot of ship questions,

561
00:40:31.519 --> 00:40:36.000
a lot of ship questions. And
I'm like, you know what,

562
00:40:36.400 --> 00:40:40.199
I want those stupid dummies to stick
around. I want them to stick out.

563
00:40:40.280 --> 00:40:44.800
Stupid dummies. Yeah, I want
them to stick around because I love

564
00:40:44.840 --> 00:40:47.639
them. And what the hell did
you? What did you get something?

565
00:40:50.440 --> 00:40:52.719
Okay, So I want to.
I wanted to. I wanted to show

566
00:40:52.760 --> 00:40:54.199
this on the show. So give
me, give me one second. I

567
00:40:54.239 --> 00:40:59.119
have to get changed. So I'm
gonna give you I'm gonna give you guys

568
00:40:59.119 --> 00:41:02.440
the next I'm gonna give you guy
the next question. Uh, what is

569
00:41:02.440 --> 00:41:05.960
it? What is it? What
is it? I would read names for

570
00:41:06.039 --> 00:41:09.320
you for free road And he says, probably very probably a very common question.

571
00:41:09.679 --> 00:41:15.599
But have you ever done ad reads
for products you don't like? I'll

572
00:41:15.599 --> 00:41:21.400
answer when I get back, Uh, never on this podcast. No,

573
00:41:21.719 --> 00:41:27.840
yeah, don't like. No.
I have turned down a lot of sponsors

574
00:41:27.920 --> 00:41:30.639
because I know that I'll like I've
had I've had to tell the people that

575
00:41:30.679 --> 00:41:35.719
I was working with that I I
can't because this is trash. Or like,

576
00:41:35.760 --> 00:41:39.800
say, for example, I remember
there was this app. It was

577
00:41:39.840 --> 00:41:43.559
called coin something. It was a
it was a it was a game,

578
00:41:44.960 --> 00:41:46.559
and I can't remember what it was
called, but it had the word coin

579
00:41:46.639 --> 00:41:49.840
in it. And I checked it
out and I was like, this is

580
00:41:49.840 --> 00:41:52.000
the stupidest fucking game I've ever seen. And I was like, I'm sorry,

581
00:41:52.039 --> 00:41:57.239
I can't fucking do this. And
uh, I'm a lot of channels

582
00:41:57.280 --> 00:42:00.639
I watched, like these wrestling channels, they all, this is brought to

583
00:42:00.639 --> 00:42:02.960
you, buy this stupid app.
But I'm I look at all these fucking

584
00:42:04.000 --> 00:42:07.360
assholes taking this sponsor, but it'll
give a fuck about this at all,

585
00:42:07.559 --> 00:42:10.800
dude, and get your man.
That's how That's how most people are though

586
00:42:10.840 --> 00:42:14.199
good. This is the way that
you kind of have to think of it

587
00:42:14.199 --> 00:42:16.639
in the way if you don't think
it's dog shit, that's different. But

588
00:42:16.719 --> 00:42:21.119
if you think if it's one of
those things where it's like I don't like

589
00:42:21.199 --> 00:42:24.280
this, but other people might you. I don't mind people promoting stuff like

590
00:42:24.320 --> 00:42:28.239
that if they're like, I may
not like this, but I can see

591
00:42:28.239 --> 00:42:30.519
other people getting value out of this, So I don't see any problem with

592
00:42:30.559 --> 00:42:32.679
that. But if you think this
is actually objectively trash, then I would

593
00:42:32.679 --> 00:42:37.199
say that's problematic, I feel.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

594
00:42:37.199 --> 00:42:42.760
I've never uh, I don't think
I've ever done I think maybe I did

595
00:42:43.119 --> 00:42:46.440
one ad read for a mobile game
that I didn't really play, but I

596
00:42:46.480 --> 00:42:50.119
didn't think it was like I talked
to some people who did play it,

597
00:42:50.119 --> 00:42:51.760
who are like, no, that's
a good game, you know what I

598
00:42:51.760 --> 00:42:52.719
mean, like, and they actually
like they had no reason to lie to

599
00:42:52.760 --> 00:42:54.199
me about it. So I was
like, all right, yeah, that's

600
00:42:54.519 --> 00:42:58.360
that's fine. I guess it was
a fun spot to do too, because

601
00:42:58.400 --> 00:43:00.079
like they let me do like they
let me do literally whatever, which was

602
00:43:00.119 --> 00:43:02.119
like the more appealing thing about it. Where's like, oh yeah, I'll

603
00:43:02.199 --> 00:43:06.239
I have no problem like making a
commercial for something that I don't like necessarily

604
00:43:06.239 --> 00:43:08.800
know that much about because part of
the fun of making I don't know,

605
00:43:08.800 --> 00:43:13.199
and I just like making stuff.
But you know, yeah, that was

606
00:43:13.360 --> 00:43:15.119
uh, that was the only thing. I think. Everything else that I've

607
00:43:15.119 --> 00:43:19.239
ever done an ad red for I
think, I genuinely actually do. I

608
00:43:19.280 --> 00:43:22.480
think I know what you're talking about. I do I know what you're talking

609
00:43:22.480 --> 00:43:25.880
about? Which one you're even referring
to? Viking Viking War of Clan like

610
00:43:27.039 --> 00:43:30.199
the one that I did Clan or
whatever, that that actually falls under the

611
00:43:30.199 --> 00:43:37.199
same umbrella the companies called Plarium and
that's uh, who who started uh fucking

612
00:43:37.599 --> 00:43:43.599
ray Shadow Legends, Like there's the
same fucking that that's that's essentially a lot

613
00:43:43.639 --> 00:43:46.039
of people, I would say ninety
nine percent of people that did an ad

614
00:43:46.039 --> 00:43:50.559
for them, you know, they
didn't They don't play mobile games at all.

615
00:43:50.880 --> 00:43:53.159
And so I was one of the
very few that continue to play and

616
00:43:53.199 --> 00:43:58.000
then just kind of actually discovered that
whole world, that whole fucking world.

617
00:43:58.000 --> 00:44:00.920
It was, uh, it was
really interesting. But what do you got?

618
00:44:00.920 --> 00:44:02.639
What do you got? Man?
Like, what the hell? So?

619
00:44:02.639 --> 00:44:06.440
So, so I just so I
just got in a So I just

620
00:44:06.480 --> 00:44:08.440
got in a test print. I
just got in a test print of our

621
00:44:08.480 --> 00:44:14.239
merch. This is not this specific
thing may or may not be available.

622
00:44:14.320 --> 00:44:15.719
I just wanted to get a feel
for, like how the printing would feel,

623
00:44:16.000 --> 00:44:21.960
and how the fabric feels, and
how the fitting feels. But so

624
00:44:22.079 --> 00:44:23.800
this is this is, this is
the verch I have. This is Brile.

625
00:44:25.400 --> 00:44:31.039
He's he's officially Oh my god,
he's on a shirt. It feels

626
00:44:31.119 --> 00:44:36.320
kind of good. I don't know. The fit is pretty good. The

627
00:44:36.320 --> 00:44:39.159
fit's pretty good. There you will
not be able to buy this unless unless

628
00:44:39.199 --> 00:44:42.800
you want, Like, we'll leave
it up available for like early patrons if

629
00:44:42.800 --> 00:44:46.360
you really like the ship. The
story is going to go up. There's

630
00:44:46.360 --> 00:44:49.679
going to be a password to be
able to get in, and we'll unveil

631
00:44:49.719 --> 00:44:52.760
the password on Patreon when the when
all the prices are finalized and all that

632
00:44:52.760 --> 00:44:53.719
stuff, so you'll be able to
get this if you want. But like

633
00:44:53.719 --> 00:44:57.559
once the store goes live for everybody, this is going to be gone because

634
00:44:57.559 --> 00:45:00.840
this is just such an inside baseball
the This is such an in stupid inside

635
00:45:00.920 --> 00:45:05.840
joke, and I thought this would
be like a perfect way to test test

636
00:45:05.880 --> 00:45:09.480
the material and get him in some
way. So I feel like you could

637
00:45:10.199 --> 00:45:14.599
you can just slap a little tank
symbol in the corner and then relaunch it.

638
00:45:14.800 --> 00:45:19.920
So upset that seeing bro Bron just
bothers me. Dude, this character

639
00:45:19.960 --> 00:45:24.599
is he just irks me. He's
so irksome. He is, But it's

640
00:45:24.639 --> 00:45:27.559
not his fault. He's a good
he's a good dude. He's just difficult

641
00:45:27.599 --> 00:45:30.199
to get ahold of. He's got
his phone on airplane mode and he doesn't

642
00:45:30.199 --> 00:45:32.360
really know how to shut it off, so he's he's always looking for signal

643
00:45:34.719 --> 00:45:37.119
you know, he's a good guy. There's not a bad bone in Brill's

644
00:45:37.119 --> 00:45:42.920
body really, So I I take
on Bridge with how you're talking about him,

645
00:45:42.920 --> 00:45:45.840
because he's a good he's a good
dude. But I understand what you're

646
00:45:45.840 --> 00:45:52.360
saying. I still gotta get that, got to get that scumbag Kingston shirt

647
00:45:52.119 --> 00:45:54.679
that I don't like that. Oh
yeah, what was wait? What was

648
00:45:54.679 --> 00:46:00.280
it with the Supreme Yeah, the
Supreme Supreme Yeah, the Supreme Fund.

649
00:46:00.320 --> 00:46:05.039
It's a scumbag. That's good.
There's a picture I have the per picture

650
00:46:05.079 --> 00:46:08.679
for that too. Well, well
we we yeah, we we, it's

651
00:46:08.679 --> 00:46:14.000
already Chris showed it. What was
What was the picture that we what was

652
00:46:14.000 --> 00:46:15.039
it the picture that we agreed on? It was that you had you had

653
00:46:15.079 --> 00:46:17.079
like a sketch, you have that
drawing of it, you have that sketch

654
00:46:17.079 --> 00:46:24.280
of it or whatever. Oh yeah, that's close to that, Yeah,

655
00:46:24.320 --> 00:46:30.599
close to that one. It's another
who took that picture? That took that

656
00:46:30.639 --> 00:46:35.480
picture? I think it was yeah, probably, yeah, that's good.

657
00:46:35.559 --> 00:46:37.960
Like I definitely, I know it
would get a lot of looks and a

658
00:46:38.000 --> 00:46:42.519
lot of a lot of people would
be inquisitive if you were wearing that out

659
00:46:42.519 --> 00:46:49.239
in the streets. Like, yeah, it's pretty hot too that we gotta

660
00:46:49.360 --> 00:46:52.039
we might have to do. We
should mount rush more of your faces.

661
00:46:52.760 --> 00:47:00.679
That would be so disgusting. We
could, so we could do I look

662
00:47:00.760 --> 00:47:04.440
like I don't I look like another
brace? What we should do? What

663
00:47:04.480 --> 00:47:07.599
we what we should do really for
for maybe a future merce launch is like,

664
00:47:07.599 --> 00:47:12.320
because there's one, there's a really
horrible photo of me and Kingston,

665
00:47:12.400 --> 00:47:14.760
both of us separately, but like, I don't know if we have one

666
00:47:14.760 --> 00:47:15.840
for you. It would be cool
if we could have like a like a

667
00:47:15.880 --> 00:47:21.199
trifecta where it's where it's scumbags,
where it's just like all three of our

668
00:47:21.519 --> 00:47:27.039
disgusting faces. Yeah, maybe maybe
the one of you in your was that

669
00:47:27.119 --> 00:47:30.880
video where like you caked yourself an
ointment or whatever? Oh my god,

670
00:47:30.159 --> 00:47:34.280
what was it? Oh yeah,
let's do it. When Joker came out,

671
00:47:34.360 --> 00:47:36.519
Yeah, I made I made a
joke. I did a Joker review

672
00:47:37.320 --> 00:47:42.440
and I put on god, what
was it lotion and and don't do this,

673
00:47:42.480 --> 00:47:46.400
guys, don't put I put spray
paint on my skin because I didn't

674
00:47:46.440 --> 00:47:51.400
have anything. It was uh yeah, And then I put some gym shorts

675
00:47:51.400 --> 00:47:53.920
on my green gym shorts were my
joker hair. I feel like I did

676
00:47:53.920 --> 00:47:57.840
something similar to that where when when
I did a because I did a Joe

677
00:47:57.840 --> 00:48:01.440
Biden video because he had this thing
like I think I had like a viral

678
00:48:01.480 --> 00:48:06.159
tweet or something that was like if
you just let autocorrect finish finish a sentence,

679
00:48:07.079 --> 00:48:08.360
uh, then it just sounds like
a real Joe Biden quote. And

680
00:48:08.360 --> 00:48:10.480
I just did a video where I
read all of them and I spray painted.

681
00:48:10.519 --> 00:48:15.159
I'm pretty sure I spray painted my
hair. I think I had actual

682
00:48:15.239 --> 00:48:16.639
dye. I'm not super sure.
I'm pretty sure I had like real hair

683
00:48:16.719 --> 00:48:22.039
dye. I didn't don't think I
was stupid enough that, yeah, but

684
00:48:22.119 --> 00:48:25.320
it was like hair. It wasn't
like it wasn't with like a crylic you

685
00:48:25.360 --> 00:48:29.719
know, like yeah, it was
it was for hair, but like it

686
00:48:29.760 --> 00:48:31.599
was like Halloween four hair. And
I did it to whiten. My hair

687
00:48:32.199 --> 00:48:36.320
barely shows up in the video.
It just looks like I have dull hair.

688
00:48:36.360 --> 00:48:42.440
It doesn't even doesn't look white at
all. But those are fun times

689
00:48:42.760 --> 00:48:46.760
video like that, like stupid,
yeah, Jojo, Joe, I missed

690
00:48:46.760 --> 00:48:52.599
Biden ransom and Jojo was telling me, I don't remember the other day about

691
00:48:52.320 --> 00:48:58.079
like damn, you know, your
sketches like like this that all the bits

692
00:48:58.079 --> 00:49:01.079
and stuff like that, Like that's
I could tell. It used to be

693
00:49:01.119 --> 00:49:07.480
fun, you know, you could
tell like we you me do some shit,

694
00:49:07.639 --> 00:49:10.480
you know, take some time and
shoot something, do something really stupid.

695
00:49:12.719 --> 00:49:17.039
I remember having a lot of fun
doing a Red Dead Regympson two sketch

696
00:49:17.719 --> 00:49:22.920
or just me and my friend having
a shootout and I'm riding his German shepherd

697
00:49:22.000 --> 00:49:27.079
as like a dog or a horse
or whatever and having fun with that,

698
00:49:27.159 --> 00:49:31.280
like feeling inspired. Now I couldn't. I just can't. I guess there's

699
00:49:31.280 --> 00:49:37.800
just nothing. Nothing's really inspired me. I guess to do that maybe,

700
00:49:37.840 --> 00:49:39.960
Like I thought about it briefly when
O. J. Simpson died. I

701
00:49:39.960 --> 00:49:43.639
was like, oh, I can
do something with this. I feel like

702
00:49:43.719 --> 00:49:45.360
I can do something. But then
I just lovely whatever. Yeah, for

703
00:49:45.360 --> 00:49:47.800
me, it's more about access to
me or it's like I feel like to

704
00:49:47.840 --> 00:49:52.000
do the stuff that I would want
to do, I need cameramen and I

705
00:49:52.000 --> 00:49:54.519
don't. I don't know to even
bother people with that in the first place,

706
00:49:54.599 --> 00:50:00.320
is like I don't know. But
yeah, anyway, Yeah, that's

707
00:50:00.320 --> 00:50:06.079
true. Who wanted some questions or
more questions? I should say sticking out

708
00:50:06.119 --> 00:50:10.440
my yacht for the Rizzler. Rode
in it says, hey there, buddy

709
00:50:10.440 --> 00:50:16.000
Holly, Bob Marley and Stevie Wonder. Well that's kind of am my buddy

710
00:50:16.000 --> 00:50:22.119
Holly. Yeah, I guess it's
an odd question. Yeah, I mean

711
00:50:22.239 --> 00:50:25.360
it kind of works that I'm Stevie
Wonder right now though, so it know

712
00:50:25.480 --> 00:50:28.840
I works Beverly again. Yeah,
yeah it works. Yeah, look at

713
00:50:28.840 --> 00:50:32.360
you mind as fuck right now.
We got this blind idiot toying around with

714
00:50:32.360 --> 00:50:38.000
that piano. It will never make
it. Uh? Is there a music

715
00:50:38.079 --> 00:50:42.639
video? Is there a music video
that completely scared you when you were growing

716
00:50:42.760 --> 00:50:45.119
up? For me, by the
way, this is this, this question

717
00:50:45.239 --> 00:50:49.000
dated the hell that made me feel
so old because the follow up to this

718
00:50:49.119 --> 00:50:51.719
is for me. It was the
video for somebody that I used to know,

719
00:50:52.400 --> 00:50:55.599
like, which is why a college
song that's a college song. For

720
00:50:55.719 --> 00:51:00.239
me, I could see it being
like maybe like four years old and being

721
00:51:00.280 --> 00:51:02.400
kind of weirded out by like the
painting thing, but like that's like,

722
00:51:02.440 --> 00:51:05.920
you gotta be really young for that. You gotta be really young for that

723
00:51:05.920 --> 00:51:12.199
to freak you out. Dark stuff, dark ominous stuff scared me. Not

724
00:51:13.079 --> 00:51:19.840
colorful paintings and stupid hipsters singing like
yeah, yeah, I don't I don't

725
00:51:19.920 --> 00:51:22.639
fully understand it. But like I
was also just not young. I was

726
00:51:22.639 --> 00:51:24.159
also just not young. With that
video came out, I think to be

727
00:51:24.440 --> 00:51:27.559
like, there are because there are
things that used to scare me that I

728
00:51:27.800 --> 00:51:30.159
can't even fathom why they scared me
today, you know what I mean.

729
00:51:30.159 --> 00:51:31.039
Like as a kid, I'm just
like why the fund Like I used to

730
00:51:31.039 --> 00:51:34.440
be afraid of clowns genuinely, and
I'm like, I could just kill you,

731
00:51:34.480 --> 00:51:37.320
like I could be I could take
a clown in a moment, Like

732
00:51:37.320 --> 00:51:40.239
why would I Why was I even
But I'm not scared. I was afraid.

733
00:51:42.159 --> 00:51:44.559
I used to be Like when I
was like really really little, I

734
00:51:44.679 --> 00:51:46.960
was genuinely like they would they would
really freak me out. And then I

735
00:51:47.199 --> 00:51:50.840
can't remember, Like there was like
I had like an aha moment where like

736
00:51:50.880 --> 00:51:57.480
my aunt Sylvia who lost me,
she lost me in Manhattan several times and

737
00:51:57.559 --> 00:52:02.440
my parents still let her watch me. We went to I got lost in

738
00:52:02.480 --> 00:52:06.199
the Natural History Museum seven times,
to the point where like I got to

739
00:52:06.239 --> 00:52:08.639
know the security staff, like I
was like, oh, Chris is lost.

740
00:52:08.639 --> 00:52:13.320
I don't that's not even that is
not a bit. That's not a

741
00:52:13.360 --> 00:52:19.800
bit by the way, that is
that is real because they do. Yeah,

742
00:52:20.119 --> 00:52:22.519
my parents kids. That was a
weird time. That was like,

743
00:52:22.599 --> 00:52:25.599
it's so weird thinking about that because
my parents are so different now than they

744
00:52:25.679 --> 00:52:28.440
used to. Like my parents used
to like my mom used to be like

745
00:52:28.440 --> 00:52:30.119
a like a like a city working
woman, like she would just like work

746
00:52:30.159 --> 00:52:35.159
all the time. And then my
dad was like deployed, and now it's

747
00:52:35.159 --> 00:52:39.239
like my mom's like into raiki and
all this like oils and like hippie.

748
00:52:39.639 --> 00:52:45.000
Yeah, it's it's wild. It's
like daily flashback my dad and my dad

749
00:52:45.039 --> 00:52:51.239
is my dad is in fact still
deployed. He's he's on the trenches still,

750
00:52:51.360 --> 00:52:54.800
my dad. My dad's a fucking
shogun with several disciples and and stuff.

751
00:52:54.960 --> 00:53:00.639
It's like going on you imagine you
you go back home, Eddie.

752
00:53:00.159 --> 00:53:07.559
He watched the Hulu series Shogun and
he's completely entrenched in that world. You

753
00:53:07.719 --> 00:53:14.280
just he gets flashbacks from the very
idea of military conflict, regardless of era,

754
00:53:15.039 --> 00:53:20.599
just like anything. Yeah, it's
just like, oh, shoguns.

755
00:53:20.599 --> 00:53:29.760
Oh that reminds me of Vietnam somehow. That's insane. But so somebody show

756
00:53:29.800 --> 00:53:34.239
too. Yeah, somebody, somebody
that I used to know, you'd have

757
00:53:34.280 --> 00:53:37.639
to I'll let it pass because I'm
assuming that you're very young. I'm going

758
00:53:37.679 --> 00:53:40.519
to assume that you're skewing very young. But for me, I don't think

759
00:53:40.519 --> 00:53:43.800
I ever had a music video that
scared me. Really like, there was

760
00:53:43.880 --> 00:53:45.360
never a music video that freaked me
out, because there was always music to

761
00:53:45.360 --> 00:53:49.360
a company that kind of like lightened
the I don't know, it's just like

762
00:53:49.400 --> 00:53:51.360
it was just I was always looking
at music videos like, oh cool,

763
00:53:51.639 --> 00:53:53.000
the only one that comes to mind, And it's not so much that it

764
00:53:53.039 --> 00:53:55.480
scared me, but I just thought
it was like super fucking interesting and weird.

765
00:53:55.519 --> 00:53:59.400
And I actually think he got pulled
off YouTube recently. Was this animated?

766
00:53:59.639 --> 00:54:02.760
It was like a completely animated video, not exactly in this. I

767
00:54:02.800 --> 00:54:05.800
think it was just it looked kind
of like an anime, but like a

768
00:54:05.840 --> 00:54:08.840
really well animated anime. It was
called and Derek. You might remember this

769
00:54:09.079 --> 00:54:13.679
if you peruse YouTube as much as
I did back then, or even like

770
00:54:13.679 --> 00:54:20.719
in the early twenty tens. It
was called Fantasy by Die or Die Fantasy

771
00:54:21.159 --> 00:54:24.800
lowercase D, capital y, lowercase
E, and it was this animated video

772
00:54:24.840 --> 00:54:28.719
of like a bunch of like I
think high school or like college kids in

773
00:54:28.760 --> 00:54:31.920
a swimming pool after like an indoor
swimming pool after dark, and then everybody

774
00:54:31.960 --> 00:54:38.679
just like a Kira's into these fucking
crazy like monsters and it's fucking it's crazy

775
00:54:38.760 --> 00:54:42.119
cool. It's like a really cool
video. But I remember that like leaving

776
00:54:42.119 --> 00:54:45.239
an impression on me when I was
a kid, because it kind of it

777
00:54:45.280 --> 00:54:49.079
was really brutal and like really well
animated and like the tone of it was

778
00:54:49.119 --> 00:54:52.000
like fucking wild for like a kid
to see, but it still didn't scare

779
00:54:52.039 --> 00:54:55.000
me. I just thought, like, this is fucking wicked. Dn't have

780
00:54:55.039 --> 00:54:58.519
you ever seen it? Right now, I'm looking at it right now.

781
00:54:58.719 --> 00:55:02.039
It's a wild Yeah, if you
skim through, just if you skim through

782
00:55:02.039 --> 00:55:07.760
it, it's it's got some crazy
imagery man, like e y E fantasy.

783
00:55:07.880 --> 00:55:09.159
Oh it's yeah. It's it's the
reverse of what I said. So

784
00:55:09.199 --> 00:55:13.599
it's like capital D, lowercase Y, capital E and it's called famine.

785
00:55:13.679 --> 00:55:15.719
That's not gonna just yeah, I
guess it won't. Yeah, I don't

786
00:55:15.719 --> 00:55:19.360
know. I just wanted to correct
the record, I guess, because people

787
00:55:19.400 --> 00:55:22.360
are gonna be weird about it.
Some some someone. Actually it's on Vimeo.

788
00:55:22.519 --> 00:55:27.159
Actually it got taken It got taken
off of YouTube, presumably because it

789
00:55:27.199 --> 00:55:30.800
was just too fucking crazy. But
like it it's too wild. Yeah,

790
00:55:30.800 --> 00:55:32.840
it's like hyper sexual and then like
in the middle of it, it just

791
00:55:32.880 --> 00:55:37.880
gets fucking crazy. Super well animated, though, especially for like a small

792
00:55:37.400 --> 00:55:42.199
like I don't think it was made. Yeah, it looks pretty cool.

793
00:55:42.360 --> 00:55:47.480
Yeah, I actually I do remember
having a being creeped out by one music

794
00:55:47.519 --> 00:55:53.599
video. Specifically, it was Marilyn
Manson's cover of the Sweet Dreams or Made

795
00:55:53.599 --> 00:56:00.000
of This whatever whatever. Uh,
it's because the vibe of that his cover

796
00:56:00.239 --> 00:56:04.960
is so creepy. It's such a
I mean obviously by design, obviously,

797
00:56:05.159 --> 00:56:08.320
and I just remember him having like
sharp teeth and I don't know if it's

798
00:56:08.400 --> 00:56:13.159
him or somebody in the music videos
running around with like a fucking giant diaper,

799
00:56:13.559 --> 00:56:15.519
and it was just the we It
was creepy as fuck. Dude.

800
00:56:15.880 --> 00:56:17.719
I remember being a kid and I
was like, I don't like this,

801
00:56:19.480 --> 00:56:22.320
Like I don't I like Marilyn Manson. I've heard some of his songs before.

802
00:56:22.360 --> 00:56:23.480
I'm like, oh, pretty cool, but there was something about the

803
00:56:23.559 --> 00:56:27.920
vibe of that song that really fucking
just like if they played that shit.

804
00:56:28.039 --> 00:56:30.760
During medieval times, I think people
would have died. I think people literally

805
00:56:30.800 --> 00:56:36.280
would have been too scared to like
exist anymore because it was just like one

806
00:56:36.320 --> 00:56:40.719
of those because I know there was
a lot of like minor chords that were

807
00:56:40.760 --> 00:56:44.719
not played and minor skills that were
not fucking played. Gill was like the

808
00:56:44.760 --> 00:56:49.440
Devil's music. Uh, like that
would have real gared the fuck out of

809
00:56:49.440 --> 00:56:55.480
people, Like they're just like that. Oh, I just saw the thumbnail.

810
00:56:55.719 --> 00:56:58.840
I just saw the thumb nail for
episode two twenty five. If you

811
00:56:58.920 --> 00:57:04.159
kiss it on Walton Goga, Oh
yeah, because I want to. I

812
00:57:04.159 --> 00:57:07.119
want to. I want to.
I want to fund his open hole his

813
00:57:07.239 --> 00:57:10.519
nose. Yeah. Yeah, But
what do you think it would it would?

814
00:57:12.000 --> 00:57:14.360
Do you think that would sand your
dick into the shape of like a

815
00:57:14.559 --> 00:57:20.760
like a it would actually like a
triangle. Probably, it's probably pretty rough.

816
00:57:21.119 --> 00:57:22.920
It would it would reaches. Uh, I wonder if you'd let me

817
00:57:22.960 --> 00:57:27.119
do it, though, Like he's
probably he's been alive for so long.

818
00:57:27.159 --> 00:57:30.119
He's probably like, this will maybe
make me feel something. He's like,

819
00:57:30.159 --> 00:57:35.960
you know, maybe maybe this will
help me. Maybe there's maybe there's rats

820
00:57:36.000 --> 00:57:44.400
in his semen that will help me, say A live longer crazy coming in

821
00:57:44.480 --> 00:57:53.960
his nose Jesus well while dagging more
like, uh, let's slagg in.

822
00:57:55.079 --> 00:58:00.360
What is that? What was that
quote? What was that quote? He

823
00:58:00.400 --> 00:58:05.960
said like something like a midday hole
like you have you thrace second? So

824
00:58:06.199 --> 00:58:07.719
and then he like shoots that guy
in the head. What was what did

825
00:58:07.719 --> 00:58:13.000
he say? Remember there's like a
quote, Yeah, there's like a quality

826
00:58:13.039 --> 00:58:17.679
says something like he uses some Spanish
phrase and he's like bin bind whole a

827
00:58:17.760 --> 00:58:21.840
troop of me vediga away or something, and then he shoots that guy in

828
00:58:21.840 --> 00:58:27.119
the head. Remember he didn't want
to do it. Snapple owns you who

829
00:58:27.119 --> 00:58:37.039
wrote in He's a swen? How
annoyed are you with the misconception that Homelander

830
00:58:37.039 --> 00:58:40.719
from the Boys would be a real
threat to any average DC superhero? Also,

831
00:58:40.920 --> 00:58:45.440
is his comic brant going to last
more than more or less than five

832
00:58:45.559 --> 00:58:50.400
uninterrupted minutes? Go take it away
from Snapple owns you who. It's like,

833
00:58:50.440 --> 00:58:52.559
Oh, that's whatever. It's like
it's like a thing that people see.

834
00:58:52.559 --> 00:58:54.599
You know, people don't read comics, so you don't understand how ridiculous

835
00:58:54.639 --> 00:58:59.960
combat characters are in comics. So
they see Homelander like he's like Superman.

836
00:59:00.079 --> 00:59:04.239
He can fly and stuff, and
it's like he's similar to Superman archetypically,

837
00:59:04.280 --> 00:59:12.519
but Superman would see him once and
he would die. Comics come books generally

838
00:59:12.559 --> 00:59:16.440
have like the shonan problem where like
at a certain point, even like your

839
00:59:16.440 --> 00:59:22.199
lower level characters are capable of doing
so much ridiculous ship that like there's really

840
00:59:22.199 --> 00:59:28.000
not a single person that you could
probably put like the fucking Riddler against SpongeBob

841
00:59:28.039 --> 00:59:30.559
with his tune force, and like
it's probably gonna be close, because it's

842
00:59:30.559 --> 00:59:34.360
just ridiculous, like the ship that
these people can do. At this point,

843
00:59:34.599 --> 00:59:38.239
it feels its depends on where the
characters exist in each each rang real

844
00:59:38.400 --> 00:59:42.320
right, like like there's the movies
do this. The movies do this too,

845
00:59:42.360 --> 00:59:45.199
by the way, Like sometimes like
when Superman like reverse time by like

846
00:59:45.719 --> 00:59:49.960
flying around with the world super fast, it was like, okay, yeah,

847
00:59:50.000 --> 00:59:53.760
that's how time works. That's so
cool. That is insane that that

848
00:59:53.840 --> 01:00:01.920
literally would have killed the world.
Like if you everything fucking like building strip

849
01:00:01.960 --> 01:00:07.599
from everyone, everyone goes flying,
like if you, if you, if

850
01:00:07.639 --> 01:00:14.599
you offset the rotation of the planet, everything stops for a moment, it

851
01:00:14.639 --> 01:00:20.599
goes flying and then it's just slam
the back down. People would hop insane,

852
01:00:21.039 --> 01:00:22.639
but this is this is how it
is man, you know, like

853
01:00:22.679 --> 01:00:25.000
I don't know, like people,
we we watch, we read, we

854
01:00:25.079 --> 01:00:29.920
see shit on in MC all the
time about like characters are like, oh

855
01:00:30.159 --> 01:00:36.199
like MC, you Thorn Hulk,
like they're both horrifying creatures but and fucking

856
01:00:36.480 --> 01:00:38.199
and they're showing it on television,
so they can't be as crazy as they

857
01:00:38.239 --> 01:00:42.559
normally be. That's why I think
that everything that's cool should be resorted to

858
01:00:42.639 --> 01:00:45.400
animation, where you know, we
see how cool they are, not just

859
01:00:45.519 --> 01:00:51.840
sometimes but I just yeah, I
think because those characters are so much so

860
01:00:52.400 --> 01:00:55.119
are capable of so much insanity that
like seeing them in live action is inherently

861
01:00:55.199 --> 01:00:58.840
uncanny, you know what I mean. It's it's the same reason why I

862
01:00:58.880 --> 01:01:01.079
like that Superman like flying in reverses, Like that works in a cartoon probably,

863
01:01:01.400 --> 01:01:05.559
but like in real life where you're
just like wait a minute, when

864
01:01:05.559 --> 01:01:07.679
you have when you're you're a little
bit more connected to what's happening, it's

865
01:01:07.719 --> 01:01:10.760
like, oh, that's not really
how that works. You can't really have

866
01:01:10.960 --> 01:01:14.880
or dragon Ball is a great example, like you can't look, you cannot

867
01:01:15.000 --> 01:01:20.079
you can't have Goku fighting freeze in
live action, you can't fucking do it.

868
01:01:20.880 --> 01:01:23.239
You can't do it. It would
look so stupid. Even like that

869
01:01:23.239 --> 01:01:27.119
that scene and in Dragon Ball Evolution
where he's you in Thekman Man he flies

870
01:01:27.159 --> 01:01:31.639
towards Piccolo, like you could potentially
animate that in a way that looks badass,

871
01:01:32.000 --> 01:01:37.519
But like in life, it's so
goofy and dumb and dumb and dumb

872
01:01:37.599 --> 01:01:43.840
and dumb looking. There's no other
way to put this every other wordy live

873
01:01:43.920 --> 01:01:46.519
action, like anything that has to
do with like even like a Hauduken,

874
01:01:46.559 --> 01:01:51.719
like a Shinkua Duken, where there
have been like live action reuse, even

875
01:01:51.840 --> 01:01:53.559
like with like Bat in the Sun
or something like that, it just doesn't

876
01:01:53.679 --> 01:01:58.480
look nearly as cool as when it's
animated. It just doesn't. It's never

877
01:01:59.079 --> 01:02:04.440
replicated well because it just I'm sorry, like everything that goes into the animation,

878
01:02:04.840 --> 01:02:07.679
Goku's fucking arms, like getting buffer
in the veins and like just the

879
01:02:07.760 --> 01:02:12.679
swirling mysticis like you can't really fucking
capture that, and it's just like,

880
01:02:13.119 --> 01:02:16.519
yeah, it'll always be nerved in
comparison to animation, and the thing like

881
01:02:16.559 --> 01:02:20.000
and there are some characters that I
think work better for it. I think

882
01:02:20.039 --> 01:02:23.320
there's a reason why Spider Man and
Batman were like, spider Man and Batman

883
01:02:23.400 --> 01:02:28.679
were some of the earliest, like
true successes, and it's because those are

884
01:02:28.719 --> 01:02:35.280
just kind of inherently a little bit
more like they're more and a lot of

885
01:02:35.519 --> 01:02:40.079
Like the locomotion of Spider Man works
very well in live action. I think

886
01:02:40.119 --> 01:02:45.320
that is the only Like I think
his swinging and his crawling worked very very

887
01:02:45.360 --> 01:02:49.360
well in live action. Yeah,
I think those are done very, very

888
01:02:49.480 --> 01:02:55.440
very well. And I think Batman's
aesthetic works very well for live action because

889
01:02:55.440 --> 01:03:00.840
Batman can exist like someone like him
can truly exists for a little while.

890
01:03:00.920 --> 01:03:09.679
Yeah, yeah, character a vigilant, a vigilante could do that. A

891
01:03:09.760 --> 01:03:16.480
real Batman would not exactly brusuaye,
a real a real Batman could exist for

892
01:03:16.559 --> 01:03:21.840
approximately two and a half weeks,
I think before like I think a while,

893
01:03:22.239 --> 01:03:24.079
I don't know, I would not
give it. He would get sniped

894
01:03:24.079 --> 01:03:30.320
and some ship, yeah, rifled
pretty quickly, like somebody would do something

895
01:03:30.320 --> 01:03:36.440
crazy. Yeah. So for me, what bothers me is that live action

896
01:03:36.559 --> 01:03:42.199
doesn't really exemplify how quick Spider Making
moves. That's what it does a good

897
01:03:42.239 --> 01:03:45.960
job on how he like he can
get from place to place, and it

898
01:03:45.039 --> 01:03:49.360
is crawling, but how fast he
is. Right, Like the best depiction

899
01:03:49.440 --> 01:03:53.840
of his like his real combatibilities was
in Far from Home. He was fighting

900
01:03:53.840 --> 01:03:59.880
all the droids, all those all
those robots. That was really like that.

901
01:04:00.000 --> 01:04:01.440
It's a very good picture on Spider
Man moves. Yeah, it's okay,

902
01:04:01.559 --> 01:04:08.840
Well the rest of that movie's pissed
on ice, yeah, I think.

903
01:04:08.960 --> 01:04:11.119
Yeah. The crime, the crime
of that scene is that it's like

904
01:04:11.159 --> 01:04:15.280
it's a really good it's a really
good showcase of Spider Man's speed and ability,

905
01:04:15.280 --> 01:04:17.679
but it's also like shot so boringly. Like it's really like the problem

906
01:04:17.719 --> 01:04:20.880
with like a lot of like the
modern stuff, it's just like it it's

907
01:04:20.920 --> 01:04:24.159
not a lot of it's like how
do you do it? Yeah? Well

908
01:04:24.280 --> 01:04:28.199
I know, I know. But
like even just even watching let me finish

909
01:04:28.280 --> 01:04:30.920
this real quick and to Derek,
but like even watching Spider Man two,

910
01:04:30.920 --> 01:04:32.199
and even watching Spider Man two in
the theater, like even just something like

911
01:04:32.199 --> 01:04:36.880
when when Harry's going crazy and the
camera like tilts, it's just like that's

912
01:04:38.320 --> 01:04:41.360
they're they're playing with the camera.
This is fun, this is cool.

913
01:04:41.360 --> 01:04:45.000
But like when you have like just
cg the whole time, it's kind of

914
01:04:45.519 --> 01:04:46.559
I mean that sequencing with the scene
that is cool, but like, yeah,

915
01:04:46.559 --> 01:04:49.440
I don't know, we're gonna say. I guess some people do well

916
01:04:49.639 --> 01:04:53.719
actually feeding off of that. I
feel like some people do miss that,

917
01:04:54.000 --> 01:04:57.199
they do miss it, or they
go completely the opposite direction where I was

918
01:04:57.280 --> 01:05:00.920
just looking at that scene. I
guess it was circulating where there were people

919
01:05:00.920 --> 01:05:04.800
celebrating that scene where Captain America takes
down that look space jet thing or whatever,

920
01:05:04.840 --> 01:05:08.000
like a spaceship or jet, I
don't remember what the fuck it was.

921
01:05:08.360 --> 01:05:12.800
He just takes it down by himself, and there is probably close to

922
01:05:12.920 --> 01:05:18.239
twenty cuts like jump cuts in that
entire sequence, and it just looked like

923
01:05:18.320 --> 01:05:24.039
what am I fucking watching? And
where it's like they're just as it wasn't

924
01:05:24.039 --> 01:05:25.880
one of the Avenger movies. I
don't know which one. I don't remember

925
01:05:25.920 --> 01:05:28.719
which one, but he like he
jumps off a motorcycle or some ship and

926
01:05:28.760 --> 01:05:31.000
then he starts like fucking it up
with his shield and then he jumps off

927
01:05:31.039 --> 01:05:33.199
it and lands. He sticks the
landing. It's supposed to be like a

928
01:05:33.199 --> 01:05:39.239
really cool moment where he takes down
like ah, it's him enough Falcon.

929
01:05:39.280 --> 01:05:42.280
I remember that one yeah, it
was. He just takes down a thing

930
01:05:42.480 --> 01:05:45.039
like it was you know, it
just he takes it down by himself,

931
01:05:45.039 --> 01:05:45.760
and it's like a really cool moment
where it's like, oh, look what

932
01:05:45.840 --> 01:05:50.199
he did. But it looked really
fucking insane to where I'm like, bro,

933
01:05:50.280 --> 01:05:55.719
this is like it could have been
something where the camera's following him instead

934
01:05:55.719 --> 01:06:00.239
of it was just cut like a
bunch of times and yeah, remember,

935
01:06:00.840 --> 01:06:04.880
oh my god, I can't was
it Electra or Catwoman? Oh yeah,

936
01:06:05.480 --> 01:06:11.599
Catwoman. It was definitely cat Woman. The basketball exactly the same thing,

937
01:06:11.960 --> 01:06:15.400
exactly, this thing just like that, just like, what are you doing?

938
01:06:15.480 --> 01:06:18.400
I didn't make her play basketball?
Bro. I was like come on.

939
01:06:19.159 --> 01:06:21.079
When I saw it the first time, I was like thirteen, I

940
01:06:21.119 --> 01:06:27.639
was like, come on, bro, they made her play basketball? Yeah,

941
01:06:27.840 --> 01:06:30.880
she's never played back because she's black. Yeah. Yeah. They were

942
01:06:30.920 --> 01:06:33.079
like they were like, well,
hey, listen, you're black, right,

943
01:06:33.079 --> 01:06:35.400
We're gonna have you played basketball because
that's what you people do, right,

944
01:06:35.440 --> 01:06:39.880
that's what you do. So we
got to really show that you're a

945
01:06:39.880 --> 01:06:42.679
superhero by showing that you're not.
You're not you're not just playing basketball,

946
01:06:42.719 --> 01:06:46.119
You're you're playing extra you're playing basketball
plus three man, you're you're on.

947
01:06:46.400 --> 01:06:48.480
I didn't know how Lee Berry was
half white, you know that, right,

948
01:06:48.480 --> 01:06:51.440
I don't know she was half white
woman. Of course she looks a

949
01:06:51.480 --> 01:06:59.199
little bit darker to where I didn't
know. I would say she her parents

950
01:06:59.239 --> 01:07:01.559
would definitely have to be mixed,
just because she's not like she's not my

951
01:07:01.679 --> 01:07:05.559
skin colors not yours. She's a
little bit lighter. Some people are some

952
01:07:05.559 --> 01:07:13.599
people it's because someone mixed family at
some point along the line. Somebody had

953
01:07:13.639 --> 01:07:15.880
to be mixed. I want to
guess he's halfway save them with Bob Marley.

954
01:07:16.480 --> 01:07:19.920
Bob Marley's half white, and I
know that Marley that see that would

955
01:07:19.960 --> 01:07:26.039
shock me. Bob Marley, I
guess I never well, actually I never

956
01:07:26.079 --> 01:07:29.960
really paid attention to skin like how
light he is, but kind of his

957
01:07:30.119 --> 01:07:31.599
skin is kind of light. Yeah, because I mean you think about like

958
01:07:31.840 --> 01:07:35.719
common you think about certain people like
they're lighter, like they have to something

959
01:07:35.760 --> 01:07:39.280
have to have gone on. But
I get it because it's not like a

960
01:07:39.400 --> 01:07:42.719
Drake light. It's not like a
what was that guy? That? Yeah,

961
01:07:42.719 --> 01:07:45.960
that's what I mean. Whatever,
because they're because they're because they're they're

962
01:07:45.039 --> 01:07:49.559
lighter, but they're not like they're
with like objective like white features. The

963
01:07:51.480 --> 01:07:55.840
way that you can tell that,
yeah, the way that you can tell

964
01:07:55.840 --> 01:08:01.440
though, really is that like if
you if you look, you can't take

965
01:08:01.480 --> 01:08:08.440
a photo of Shack and make him
white and it looks okay, you know

966
01:08:08.639 --> 01:08:11.000
you can't do it. But you
take Kylie Baron, you make her,

967
01:08:11.119 --> 01:08:14.800
you make her a white woman and
it looks entirely recent. Like that's that's

968
01:08:14.840 --> 01:08:17.800
generally like the rule like that that
would work. Like she looks like she

969
01:08:17.840 --> 01:08:23.079
looks to me like a very obviously
half white person. I don't think she

970
01:08:23.119 --> 01:08:27.239
does to me really, but I
mean a race person. I was.

971
01:08:27.399 --> 01:08:29.439
It's an make race person. I
was just the white person. This,

972
01:08:30.720 --> 01:08:38.119
I got it. This Also white
people like crazy like white people to have

973
01:08:38.119 --> 01:08:41.800
one black like a black grandparent,
and I can tell they're part black instantly.

974
01:08:42.079 --> 01:08:45.199
I'm like, you're part black and
they're like, yeah, grand I

975
01:08:45.239 --> 01:08:48.000
didn't tell it? How do you? How can you tell? Were they

976
01:08:48.079 --> 01:08:54.239
late? No? You know though
they were, they were in fact very

977
01:08:54.239 --> 01:08:57.880
early. And you're doing something,
you're you're trying, You're you don't have

978
01:08:57.880 --> 01:09:03.800
to something, aren't you. That's
how Yeah, that's that's how I that's

979
01:09:03.800 --> 01:09:05.920
how I know. I don't have
any I got I don't got a single,

980
01:09:06.000 --> 01:09:10.000
I don't got a blacken me.
I can't find a photo picture of

981
01:09:10.039 --> 01:09:15.199
Shack looking white. My failing him
feel before, I feel like I'm failing

982
01:09:15.279 --> 01:09:20.199
Google or something because it's like it's
a I white Shack. I guess,

983
01:09:20.319 --> 01:09:26.079
yeah, white Chack, white.
Yeah, I can't find it. He

984
01:09:26.119 --> 01:09:28.439
would look so wrong white man,
like you could just tell, like it's

985
01:09:28.479 --> 01:09:31.640
just and there are certain people that
look totally like Bob Marley. If without

986
01:09:31.640 --> 01:09:34.119
the dreads, I feel like you
could you could take that guy's skin and

987
01:09:34.119 --> 01:09:39.439
make it white and it would look
probably appropriate. Well that's that explains why

988
01:09:39.439 --> 01:09:43.000
Bob Marley was such a peaceful soul. He was like two warring factions in

989
01:09:43.039 --> 01:09:50.520
his body that like triumphed jo so
much anger. Yeah should I mean,

990
01:09:50.920 --> 01:09:56.479
it makes no sense if he was
He's Jamaican, If he wasn't like smoking

991
01:09:56.600 --> 01:09:59.199
every five seconds, you know,
he probably was one of the ones that

992
01:09:59.279 --> 01:10:01.720
like never had a break. He's
a roster too. He should have been

993
01:10:01.760 --> 01:10:04.840
fucking fury. He should have had
fury in his blood. I think he

994
01:10:04.920 --> 01:10:11.039
was just high like always and so
he escaped it. He had he had

995
01:10:11.079 --> 01:10:15.680
like he had like th HC like
liquid just like in an ivy at old

996
01:10:15.680 --> 01:10:23.840
times, like a drip, like
a drip drip while I was sleeping,

997
01:10:23.840 --> 01:10:26.920
I would die in my sleep.
I like I would get so calm I

998
01:10:26.960 --> 01:10:31.159
would die. I can't believe I
can't find a white check. This is

999
01:10:31.159 --> 01:10:35.159
this is insane, Like this would
be the same thing. Like you you

1000
01:10:35.239 --> 01:10:38.439
understand the principle, right, like
if you took a picture of Joe Biden

1001
01:10:38.479 --> 01:10:45.359
and just like just like paint bucketed
his skin into a black guy, the

1002
01:10:45.399 --> 01:10:47.680
full work so well, it didn't
you know, you see you think it

1003
01:10:47.800 --> 01:10:53.079
did kingson Kickson. That is first
of all, that is not what happened.

1004
01:10:53.239 --> 01:10:58.720
That is a deeply edited photograph.
That's not just like you, that's

1005
01:10:58.720 --> 01:11:00.439
not that's not like you took William
the phone and just like change his skin

1006
01:11:00.479 --> 01:11:03.800
color. That's like you've edited that
deeply. That's what I'm talking about.

1007
01:11:03.880 --> 01:11:06.279
You can edit anybody into being like
whatever the fuck you want. But I

1008
01:11:06.279 --> 01:11:10.399
mean, just like from a sheer
color, skin color change perspective, like

1009
01:11:10.439 --> 01:11:13.880
that's how you can generally tell if
someone's like half white or not. It's

1010
01:11:13.920 --> 01:11:18.279
like, oh you you are multi
you work in both ways. Weird you

1011
01:11:18.359 --> 01:11:20.880
imagine if I was darker than you, but I had the same exact facial

1012
01:11:20.880 --> 01:11:26.720
features you men's how confusing that would
look. But hey, you're weird.

1013
01:11:26.760 --> 01:11:29.279
You're a weird one. You know, it's just cool. Yeah, you're

1014
01:11:29.319 --> 01:11:40.439
a weird features. Man. You
look really strange. I guess racial chameleon,

1015
01:11:40.760 --> 01:11:43.920
and you strike me quite strange.
It's like Freddy Mercury, if fred

1016
01:11:43.960 --> 01:11:46.640
Ricky really is any young Freddy Mercury
related to anybody on the planet. He

1017
01:11:46.720 --> 01:11:51.359
is so rachally a big yeus is
disgusting young Freddy Murcury. Yeah, yeah,

1018
01:11:50.880 --> 01:11:55.239
he's up in the air. He
could be anybody's cousin. He's like

1019
01:11:55.279 --> 01:11:58.399
twenty percent white. He's like,
he could be twenty He's like he's like

1020
01:11:59.199 --> 01:12:00.880
yeah, it's it's like fifty percent
a bunch of races, and then like

1021
01:12:00.960 --> 01:12:05.039
the other fifty percent is like like
a like a like a beaver, like

1022
01:12:05.119 --> 01:12:09.079
a mule rat or something something would
be looks like you guys got to go

1023
01:12:09.119 --> 01:12:14.439
back and play residuebul five and one
of the recurring enemies that's used one of

1024
01:12:14.479 --> 01:12:18.359
the models you're gonna be I know
you're I knowd they're talking about. Man

1025
01:12:18.439 --> 01:12:23.239
is not black. Yeah, you
know what, I'm not black. I

1026
01:12:23.279 --> 01:12:27.680
know what you're talking about. Yeah, they're gonna make a five remake.

1027
01:12:30.079 --> 01:12:33.479
Not the's gonna make a five remake, not soon, but yes, I

1028
01:12:33.600 --> 01:12:35.600
think they're gonna go to I think
they're gonna go to one. I think

1029
01:12:35.600 --> 01:12:39.079
they're gonna go to one in like
Code Veronica and those things first and then

1030
01:12:39.079 --> 01:12:41.520
they're gonna do five. They're gonna
because they want I think more. I

1031
01:12:41.560 --> 01:12:44.600
think so. I think they want
more time. One though, I think,

1032
01:12:44.640 --> 01:12:45.840
well they didn't you know what I
mean, complete remake of one.

1033
01:12:47.399 --> 01:12:51.680
They did the one on the game
they did they did on the game remaster

1034
01:12:51.800 --> 01:12:55.359
of one. No, no,
no, they did a remaster of one

1035
01:12:55.439 --> 01:12:57.920
like before two game. It was
on like ps. They did not do

1036
01:12:58.039 --> 01:13:00.439
though. This was like a this
was like a very old like really that

1037
01:13:00.760 --> 01:13:05.439
Yeah, that's the one remake.
It was on the game case. And

1038
01:13:05.479 --> 01:13:13.039
it sucks. It sucks because well
it doesn't suck, it just it is

1039
01:13:13.119 --> 01:13:17.760
a they stay true to. It's
the capcom like you know, uh you

1040
01:13:18.119 --> 01:13:21.119
when you you have to press forward
to go forward kind of a thing.

1041
01:13:21.640 --> 01:13:27.199
If I remember correctly remember their old
button layout or I forgot, Yeah,

1042
01:13:27.199 --> 01:13:30.239
it was it was the same basic
setup except just better graphics. But like,

1043
01:13:30.239 --> 01:13:34.640
like that remake is older than the
new than the most recent version of

1044
01:13:34.880 --> 01:13:40.159
one of the most recent version.
That remake of that old game is older

1045
01:13:40.159 --> 01:13:45.119
than Resonable five. Is so like, I think one is kind of deserve

1046
01:13:45.600 --> 01:13:50.079
The only thing with one is like
once not really robust. Pretty I thought

1047
01:13:50.159 --> 01:13:55.439
the red one for they did one
for PS three and stuff. I'm pretty

1048
01:13:55.439 --> 01:14:01.520
sure it is three or possibly even
actually possibly even I'm pretty sure it was

1049
01:14:01.560 --> 01:14:03.640
PS three. No, no,
no, I'm because I remember I think

1050
01:14:03.680 --> 01:14:08.199
I downloaded it on p S three. Let's uh yeah, but I think

1051
01:14:10.039 --> 01:14:14.039
that is I believe that is the
game cube version. I think that's the

1052
01:14:14.039 --> 01:14:18.720
GameCube. I don't yeah, because
there's an age there's a Resonable HD remaster,

1053
01:14:19.399 --> 01:14:26.479
but like that's not really you know
now, because this version right here

1054
01:14:26.520 --> 01:14:30.560
that I'm looking at is not GameCube, Like absolutely, what is it?

1055
01:14:31.520 --> 01:14:36.840
So I can send it to you
on h on l steamo because the last

1056
01:14:36.880 --> 01:14:42.439
real like top to bottom remake of
Resuable one was fucking a long time ago,

1057
01:14:43.319 --> 01:14:47.920
like pre Resionable five. Easily.
Maybe there's like a fan project or

1058
01:14:47.960 --> 01:14:50.359
something. No, no, this
is you can you can buy this.

1059
01:14:50.479 --> 01:14:55.399
You can even buy this on Steam, like there's this is definitely not GameCube

1060
01:14:55.600 --> 01:14:59.159
like this when you look at it
is that would be this would be mind

1061
01:14:59.199 --> 01:15:00.600
blowing if it was like game Cube, but I'd be like, holy shit,

1062
01:15:00.680 --> 01:15:06.840
look at this. This is like
PS three or possibly even after.

1063
01:15:08.560 --> 01:15:12.399
Like I'm I'm just trying to see
the release on the on Google because it

1064
01:15:12.399 --> 01:15:14.800
says twenty fifteen on here. But
that is a immeding thing to me.

1065
01:15:15.239 --> 01:15:17.640
I want to see on Google because
when you look at the graphics, you're

1066
01:15:17.640 --> 01:15:24.960
like, this is this is definitely
uh, this is President Evil HD remastered.

1067
01:15:26.079 --> 01:15:31.800
This was released on PC in twenty
fifteen. Yeah, PC. It

1068
01:15:31.880 --> 01:15:35.279
is a meaning thing to me,
But when was it? Like I I

1069
01:15:35.319 --> 01:15:39.479
think I swear this is PS three. I swear this is PS three.

1070
01:15:40.560 --> 01:15:45.479
I really do I think this is
I don't know, I feel like just

1071
01:15:45.520 --> 01:15:46.479
look at the graphics. You know, this ain't the game Cube one.

1072
01:15:47.119 --> 01:15:49.560
No, I'm seeing it. But
like they use pre rendered graphics. They

1073
01:15:49.640 --> 01:15:53.800
use pre rendered as well in this. That's why that was a big thing

1074
01:15:53.800 --> 01:15:55.520
about the Rest of Evil remake at
the time. It's like, wow,

1075
01:15:55.560 --> 01:15:59.159
it looks so fucking good because they're
pre rendering the graphics for a lot of

1076
01:15:59.199 --> 01:16:02.600
it and for and now they're like, I guess upresing the normal stuff because

1077
01:16:02.640 --> 01:16:05.199
this is this is a game that
already existed before twenty fifteen, and I'm

1078
01:16:05.279 --> 01:16:09.640
positive, I just don't know where. Yeah, I'm thinking it came up

1079
01:16:09.640 --> 01:16:15.800
because if I remember correctly, I
remember purchasing it on PS three like it

1080
01:16:15.960 --> 01:16:18.119
was like new, Like hey,
this is a new project that we have.

1081
01:16:19.840 --> 01:16:26.159
That that's what I'm you know,
I memory, but I Resident Evil

1082
01:16:26.600 --> 01:16:34.399
HD remay or remaster release date,
remaster? Why can I not get a

1083
01:16:34.800 --> 01:16:40.159
just date? I can't find that
March twenty second, March twenty second,

1084
01:16:40.199 --> 01:16:45.359
two thousand and two. Yeah,
but that's clearly not the same thing.

1085
01:16:45.239 --> 01:16:48.199
I'm telling you this is what it
is. So look at no, this

1086
01:16:48.279 --> 01:16:54.279
is look at January fifteenth. It
said so on Even on the Resident Evil

1087
01:16:54.319 --> 01:16:59.039
wiki, the remastered for PS four, Xbox A one, and PC actually

1088
01:16:59.039 --> 01:17:02.439
did come out in twenty fifth,
which right, But that's for those systems.

1089
01:17:02.479 --> 01:17:09.279
It's like it's the same game.
It's not a different game. It

1090
01:17:10.319 --> 01:17:15.199
original. It's not a port,
though, I promise you it is.

1091
01:17:15.199 --> 01:17:18.760
If it's a port, dude,
when have you seen when have you seen

1092
01:17:19.159 --> 01:17:24.920
something go for PS two to having
this type of graphics from an HD remaster

1093
01:17:25.159 --> 01:17:28.000
alone, just souping, Like,
look at what they just did with the

1094
01:17:28.000 --> 01:17:32.119
tomb Raider games for example, Like
this would be that would be a complete

1095
01:17:32.239 --> 01:17:36.000
one overhaul, almost as if it
was a fucking remake itself. Like you

1096
01:17:36.119 --> 01:17:41.680
just I'm just saying, when have
you seen something be ported from that?

1097
01:17:41.760 --> 01:17:45.760
And look this good? I'm saying, here's here's what I'm Here's here's what

1098
01:17:45.840 --> 01:17:47.960
I'm saying. I'm not saying that
they didn't do anything. What I'm saying

1099
01:17:48.000 --> 01:17:53.119
is they they did a remake and
it looked really good on the game Tube.

1100
01:17:53.119 --> 01:17:54.800
I remember that being like a big
thing, and like this is a

1101
01:17:54.840 --> 01:17:57.399
really shop That person rais even one
that looks really great on the GameCube.

1102
01:17:57.640 --> 01:18:02.479
Obviously on the original hardware it looks
a lot shittier. But what they did

1103
01:18:02.920 --> 01:18:06.079
was they just upres the assets to
the point where it's like, okay,

1104
01:18:06.119 --> 01:18:09.640
well now it's like okay, it's
the same exact game, it's just in

1105
01:18:09.640 --> 01:18:13.199
four K. Now. That's what
they did for That's what this is.

1106
01:18:14.000 --> 01:18:15.720
I'm telling you, dude, Right, I mean, look, man,

1107
01:18:16.800 --> 01:18:21.359
Okay, I don't know for sure, but I feel really confident based on

1108
01:18:21.439 --> 01:18:26.199
like my osmosis through like Colin and
like all this stuff about Resident Evil that

1109
01:18:26.359 --> 01:18:30.479
like, there was never a Resident
Evil one remake for the PS three solely

1110
01:18:30.840 --> 01:18:32.880
it was always a port of like
an older version. I could be wrong.

1111
01:18:33.279 --> 01:18:35.640
The comments will let us know,
because I'm sure there's probably like some

1112
01:18:35.680 --> 01:18:39.359
Resident Eval heads in the end of
because I genuinely don't know. I could

1113
01:18:39.399 --> 01:18:43.000
be wrong entirely, but my gut
is telling me that this is an upres

1114
01:18:43.079 --> 01:18:46.640
four K remaster of a game that
already existed on the game cube. If

1115
01:18:47.199 --> 01:18:51.319
if I'll just say this, if
that indeed is what it is, then

1116
01:18:51.319 --> 01:18:57.359
that is the best remaster I've ever
seen out of anything, ever and ever

1117
01:18:57.479 --> 01:19:00.279
everything, because like, say,
why not do that? For why did

1118
01:19:00.399 --> 01:19:02.359
they do it? For say,
for example, there is a Dreamcast version

1119
01:19:02.359 --> 01:19:05.600
of Residueval two that looks infinitely better
than obviously the one that came out on

1120
01:19:05.680 --> 01:19:11.119
PlayStation. Now, why not just
take that and then put that on PS

1121
01:19:11.159 --> 01:19:13.880
four and all of a sudden it
looks like, oh, this looks like

1122
01:19:13.960 --> 01:19:17.600
actual PS fucking four graphics like this, because that's basically what when you look

1123
01:19:17.640 --> 01:19:21.840
at this, this doesn't just look
like an upreservour K Like there's no fucking

1124
01:19:21.880 --> 01:19:25.680
you know how, Like it doesn't
look it doesn't look like PS four,

1125
01:19:25.720 --> 01:19:30.079
though it looks like PS three.
It looks like PS three is what I'm

1126
01:19:30.279 --> 01:19:32.439
is what I meant to say,
But like it doesn't look like it doesn't

1127
01:19:32.479 --> 01:19:38.319
look like whenever you take any old
game and you just just you know,

1128
01:19:38.439 --> 01:19:42.720
you upscale it, there still has
all the sharp corners and stuff, it

1129
01:19:42.840 --> 01:19:45.000
still looks like it's very dated.
And when you look at this, I'm

1130
01:19:45.000 --> 01:19:48.039
like, this doesn't look it's definitely
enhanced in some sort of thing. I

1131
01:19:48.039 --> 01:19:51.079
think I think it's literally. I
think it's literally. I think it's literally

1132
01:19:51.119 --> 01:19:55.760
because again I think they pre rendered. They pre rendered the backgrounds again,

1133
01:19:55.920 --> 01:20:00.119
which allowed them to make a lot
like higher quality models for the time than

1134
01:20:00.239 --> 01:20:04.039
was usually allowed. Like I could
I could be totally fucking wrong. I'm

1135
01:20:04.079 --> 01:20:09.279
not like a scientist sounded like resid
evil. I don't even know. There's

1136
01:20:09.319 --> 01:20:14.479
something in my hooks exactly Like the
graphics look like Resnevil five When you just

1137
01:20:14.479 --> 01:20:16.039
look at this ship, and I'm
like, bro, that that they had

1138
01:20:16.079 --> 01:20:20.319
to do. They've had to have
done more work than just upscaling, right,

1139
01:20:20.319 --> 01:20:24.680
But it just means it's it probably
is it. Probably they probably did

1140
01:20:24.760 --> 01:20:27.479
more work. I'm just it's but
it's not Resident Evil two level, you

1141
01:20:27.479 --> 01:20:29.960
know what I mean. It's not
that it's not like it's not like a

1142
01:20:30.039 --> 01:20:32.479
complete real It's definitely not. It's
because, like you're saying, it has

1143
01:20:32.520 --> 01:20:35.479
the same kind of layout. I
was playing it and I got frustrated.

1144
01:20:35.520 --> 01:20:40.279
Actually I was playing it. Uh
I think I was last year or something.

1145
01:20:41.039 --> 01:20:42.640
I think I was just playing it
because I was like, oh I

1146
01:20:42.640 --> 01:20:45.479
want to play so yeah, I
last played it in uh just almost a

1147
01:20:45.520 --> 01:20:51.479
year ago, and I got upset
because I ran into a I ran into

1148
01:20:51.520 --> 01:20:56.840
a trap or you know, you
take something off of this statue and then

1149
01:20:56.880 --> 01:21:00.680
this like spike shit starts coming up
and the squish you and I just turned

1150
01:21:00.720 --> 01:21:01.720
the game off of that because I
was like, fuck this game. I

1151
01:21:01.760 --> 01:21:08.960
was like, I forgot sometimes I
forget how puzzle heavy the older Resideval games

1152
01:21:08.960 --> 01:21:14.199
were compared to like how they modernize
it where it's not as annoying and yeah,

1153
01:21:14.279 --> 01:21:16.279
the it's it's it's half puzzle,
and I was like, I just

1154
01:21:16.279 --> 01:21:19.239
want to shoot stuff, I want
to kill zombies, and I hate the

1155
01:21:19.319 --> 01:21:24.920
puzzle. Okay, so annoying,
you're so stupid. It's actually great.

1156
01:21:25.159 --> 01:21:29.960
So long winded, Yeah, I
found a great example. What you got

1157
01:21:30.079 --> 01:21:32.680
where Like, okay, so here's
Gamel. Granted it's an old it's a

1158
01:21:32.720 --> 01:21:36.039
video from ten years ago, Resident
Evil remake the GameCube. This is like

1159
01:21:36.119 --> 01:21:42.199
from the original GameCube version, like
and capture you obviously with obviously with some

1160
01:21:42.199 --> 01:21:46.279
compression, but you can kind of
see, like the resolution's bad for sure,

1161
01:21:46.319 --> 01:21:49.119
and they definitely like souped it up. They definitely like probably like replaced

1162
01:21:49.119 --> 01:21:55.159
the models and stuff. But it
looks really fucking good for two thousand and

1163
01:21:55.159 --> 01:22:01.560
two. Man, Like that's crazy
actually because games look like fucking Garbo back

1164
01:22:01.600 --> 01:22:06.800
then. If you skim through it, you can kind of see, yeah,

1165
01:22:06.800 --> 01:22:11.920
this is how I felt when if
you looked at Okay, that's even

1166
01:22:12.199 --> 01:22:15.479
there, so maybe no, that's
fair. There's even reflections. There's even

1167
01:22:15.479 --> 01:22:19.239
like reflections on the floor like like
that look like that look like ray tracing,

1168
01:22:19.279 --> 01:22:23.720
but it can't be. It's just
all pre rendered. So like I

1169
01:22:23.760 --> 01:22:26.159
think, I don't know, I
could be wrong. We gotta wait for

1170
01:22:26.199 --> 01:22:30.640
the artist. I'm genuinely now I'm
more on your side where I'm looking at

1171
01:22:30.640 --> 01:22:36.439
this and I'm like, hey,
uh, I can believe that they just

1172
01:22:36.680 --> 01:22:42.920
massively overhauled the graphics and and it
looks because yeah, it doesn't look that

1173
01:22:43.000 --> 01:22:45.920
bad. Actually, so it probably
is because I mean it does Bury for

1174
01:22:46.000 --> 01:22:50.520
sure depression. But yeah it does
say it's an HD room Master. It

1175
01:22:50.520 --> 01:22:55.000
doesn't say it's remade, so it's
I could just be totally wrong, and

1176
01:22:55.039 --> 01:22:59.079
I'm just really fucking impressed. I'm
just really impressed with how they because the

1177
01:22:59.079 --> 01:23:00.000
way the way that looked at it, I was like, oh, they

1178
01:23:00.119 --> 01:23:05.560
just remade the same game, but
like with just better ship, you know,

1179
01:23:05.640 --> 01:23:09.079
like better graphics, Like, yeah, yeah, this shouldn't take this

1180
01:23:09.079 --> 01:23:12.000
shouldn't take long. But no,
it probably was just a massive overhaul in

1181
01:23:12.000 --> 01:23:15.720
the way that I have seen some
Skyrim shit that looks really fucking impressive,

1182
01:23:15.880 --> 01:23:19.439
right compared to how it actually works. Yeah, oh my god, I'm

1183
01:23:19.439 --> 01:23:25.800
crazy. Yeah. I put on
an AK overhaul when I had a ship

1184
01:23:25.880 --> 01:23:29.640
graphics card, and I remember passing
by a fucking waterfall and I was just

1185
01:23:29.680 --> 01:23:34.840
like, oh, it's over.
I tried to play home Jet when I

1186
01:23:34.880 --> 01:23:38.800
was home in New York for the
live show. I tried to play Hell

1187
01:23:38.880 --> 01:23:42.760
Divers on my old PC. Uh
with some friends of mine. I was

1188
01:23:42.760 --> 01:23:45.079
like, yeah, let's pay some
hell divers and it was running at like

1189
01:23:45.920 --> 01:23:48.239
five frames a second on lowest settings, and I was like, what the

1190
01:23:48.239 --> 01:23:53.800
fuck is going on? And I
forgot that. I forgot that. I

1191
01:23:53.840 --> 01:23:56.319
didn't put my old graphics card away. I just kind of put it in

1192
01:23:56.319 --> 01:23:58.039
the computer, because like, why
would I put it, Like I need

1193
01:23:58.079 --> 01:24:00.880
a graphics card in this computer on
some capacity. I'm just gonna store it

1194
01:24:00.880 --> 01:24:03.079
in the computer record use it.
It's a gt X nine eighty trying to

1195
01:24:03.159 --> 01:24:10.960
run trying it. Oh my god, Oh my god, dude. So

1196
01:24:11.000 --> 01:24:14.239
I was like, oh, I'm
so sorry. You poor a little,

1197
01:24:14.319 --> 01:24:15.760
you poor a little. I'm trying
to push my video games to the limits

1198
01:24:15.760 --> 01:24:17.920
on this computer and it doesn't work. Everything is just like, oh it

1199
01:24:17.960 --> 01:24:24.760
runs fine. Well, yeah,
the amount of what you described to me,

1200
01:24:24.880 --> 01:24:28.960
and like the amount of money invested, it should run everything in existence

1201
01:24:29.039 --> 01:24:30.720
right now smoothly. And if it
doesn't, you wasted your money. So

1202
01:24:31.279 --> 01:24:36.079
I run Balder's Gay three at its
best settings. Damn, you are trying

1203
01:24:36.119 --> 01:24:41.000
to overclock the game and it makes
no he makes no noise. And I'm

1204
01:24:41.039 --> 01:24:44.239
like, yeah, I stopped,
and I stopped investing. I don't think

1205
01:24:44.359 --> 01:24:47.560
anything else is gonna get past that. Really, yeah, I don't.

1206
01:24:47.880 --> 01:24:53.319
Probably, I don't care, like
it will probably be crazy. We're we're

1207
01:24:53.359 --> 01:24:56.439
approaching a point in time with video
games where it's like everything looks good enough

1208
01:24:56.439 --> 01:25:00.000
to me. Not at four K, I'm fine, Like at fourteen forty

1209
01:25:00.039 --> 01:25:02.680
it looks great to me, and
I'm just like, give me more frames,

1210
01:25:03.039 --> 01:25:05.079
Like I'll play something at ten ADP
with good frames, you know what

1211
01:25:05.119 --> 01:25:10.600
I mean, Like I could give
a fuck lass. Really yeah, fourteen

1212
01:25:10.640 --> 01:25:14.880
forty is perfect. That's like perfection. That was as good as anything ever

1213
01:25:14.920 --> 01:25:17.399
needs to be. Really yeah,
No, I feel you. I feel

1214
01:25:17.439 --> 01:25:20.039
you. I'm That's why, Like
I when I upgraded my card, I

1215
01:25:20.079 --> 01:25:24.960
didn't upgrade into something insane. I'm
going to do one more and then I'll

1216
01:25:24.960 --> 01:25:28.800
stop for a very long time because
I'm already you know, like I was

1217
01:25:28.840 --> 01:25:32.479
such a console game for so fucking
long that I don't need. I didn't

1218
01:25:32.479 --> 01:25:35.760
need, Like it was like,
say, okay, I remember playing Xbox

1219
01:25:35.800 --> 01:25:42.279
one and being at my friend's house
with his PC and seeing the difference was

1220
01:25:42.279 --> 01:25:45.000
pretty insane, Like he was playing
Shadow of more Door and seeing I was

1221
01:25:45.000 --> 01:25:47.319
playing Shadow Moretor on my Xbox one
he's playing it. I was like,

1222
01:25:47.319 --> 01:25:49.520
oh, yeah, this is hilarious. I could see the fucking difference.

1223
01:25:49.760 --> 01:25:51.800
But once I pretty much got to
his level, I was like, I'm

1224
01:25:51.840 --> 01:25:57.359
okay, Like I'm I'm now like
triple that since that with that year,

1225
01:25:58.079 --> 01:26:00.720
and I'm like I'm I'm I'm kind
of good. I'm all right. I

1226
01:26:01.039 --> 01:26:05.319
really it's really now about performance more
than anything. It's like, all right,

1227
01:26:05.399 --> 01:26:11.279
let's just let's get these frames nice
and smoothed out and do some I

1228
01:26:11.319 --> 01:26:14.880
was playing Dragon Music Inquisition. The
fucking cut scenes are so hard to watch

1229
01:26:14.880 --> 01:26:18.479
because it's like thirty frames and it's
weird. I don't remember being thirty frames

1230
01:26:18.479 --> 01:26:20.439
when I was, oh, yeah, it's a rough game. It's a

1231
01:26:20.520 --> 01:26:25.840
rough game. I can do thirty
no more, dude, Yeah, weird

1232
01:26:26.119 --> 01:26:29.479
like thirty guys. Yeah, I
try to use a mod to get a

1233
01:26:29.520 --> 01:26:30.920
sixty. It didn't work. Piss
me off because I was like, I

1234
01:26:30.960 --> 01:26:34.800
would rather play weird, dud.
Yeah, I would rather play a game

1235
01:26:34.800 --> 01:26:40.960
at ten eighty at the highest framory
possible than four K at thirty easily,

1236
01:26:41.319 --> 01:26:44.800
right, Like thirty so gross to
me. My players just automatically set to

1237
01:26:44.800 --> 01:26:47.079
put everything on performance mode immediately yeah, mine too. I was just like,

1238
01:26:47.119 --> 01:26:50.479
I'm not doing what the fuck automatically? I don't care what fuck about

1239
01:26:50.479 --> 01:26:54.319
that ship? Ye anyway, for
sure, try and get onto somebodies that

1240
01:26:54.359 --> 01:26:57.880
we got two more we can do
it, take our time with or run

1241
01:26:57.880 --> 01:27:00.960
through whatever. Bo Gidant wrote it
and he said, greetings boys, I

1242
01:27:00.039 --> 01:27:03.840
have a question that will challenge both
your historical and combat knowledge. If every

1243
01:27:03.880 --> 01:27:09.039
American president got into battle, into
a battle royale, fight to the death,

1244
01:27:09.399 --> 01:27:14.800
no items, that's important. Who
would win and why? Certainly not

1245
01:27:14.920 --> 01:27:20.000
Joe Biden, certainly not Jimmy Carter
president, giving every president, Like are

1246
01:27:20.000 --> 01:27:24.359
we talking about everything? Every president? So we're talking about every president at

1247
01:27:24.359 --> 01:27:28.159
the time while they're president. Let's
clarify that first and foremost, Wait,

1248
01:27:28.239 --> 01:27:30.960
what okay? Because a lot of
them are already dead. Them already dead,

1249
01:27:31.039 --> 01:27:38.199
so that would be a really okay. So to choose them as they're

1250
01:27:38.199 --> 01:27:43.159
elected, basically like when they're swearing
them themselves into office, who would win

1251
01:27:43.199 --> 01:27:49.479
in a famous picking up at least
two of them are eating them. It

1252
01:27:49.640 --> 01:27:58.159
ain't lasting long. I don't think
I think Abe was. I think I

1253
01:27:58.199 --> 01:28:05.000
think he was most Yeah, it'll
fall immediately. It's like an a you

1254
01:28:05.079 --> 01:28:11.640
know where you just like, I
think Obama's lasting a long time. Man,

1255
01:28:11.680 --> 01:28:14.439
I think I think Obama might take
it. Obama. I think Obama

1256
01:28:14.600 --> 01:28:18.000
might. I don't know, actually, because Obama is like a I think

1257
01:28:18.359 --> 01:28:26.800
I think who what who do you
think was in better physical shape as a

1258
01:28:26.880 --> 01:28:33.439
president than Barack Obama? Actually probably
a lot of the think I think so,

1259
01:28:33.720 --> 01:28:40.039
I think physical shape, they're I
think you're considering their physical shape at

1260
01:28:40.039 --> 01:28:45.840
that time. That's why now I'm
so to me, how I'm thinking about

1261
01:28:45.880 --> 01:28:49.399
it is, I'm immediately writing off
every president after the fifties because they're like

1262
01:28:49.479 --> 01:28:56.439
in comparison, like they're just like
they're soft, like they're they're they're pacified

1263
01:28:56.560 --> 01:29:00.600
by like the comforts of modernity,
like they're not there, not out there.

1264
01:29:00.640 --> 01:29:03.439
Like there's no George Washington among presidents
after fifty who were like in the

1265
01:29:03.479 --> 01:29:06.840
woods, fucking ripping the heads off
of British people. You know what,

1266
01:29:06.840 --> 01:29:14.119
I like with their fucking wooden teacher
George Washington. I think George Washington would

1267
01:29:14.119 --> 01:29:19.159
be terrified by Barack Obama's negro physique. I think thou be, like,

1268
01:29:19.239 --> 01:29:27.000
what the fuck I think, George, they were We got to enslave them.

1269
01:29:27.000 --> 01:29:30.399
Do you move to George Washing.
George Washington is lasting pretty long.

1270
01:29:30.399 --> 01:29:31.159
I don't know if George Washington would
take it, but I think it would

1271
01:29:31.199 --> 01:29:35.199
last pretty long. I think he's
lasting. That's very long. I think

1272
01:29:35.279 --> 01:29:38.920
those are people. Those are then
people. I think that's the thing is

1273
01:29:38.960 --> 01:29:42.239
like people are then were more willing
to kill. But I don't think they

1274
01:29:42.239 --> 01:29:46.520
were physically in better physical form.
That's better. Everything that's better. Yeah,

1275
01:29:46.520 --> 01:29:53.760
they survived everything like they're that's true, but like they didn't have their

1276
01:29:53.800 --> 01:29:58.640
survival. I think in a way
that Obama is not. That is true.

1277
01:29:58.840 --> 01:30:00.560
I like this right, like like
think of it like this Chris are

1278
01:30:00.640 --> 01:30:05.399
telling you know, ancestors are probably
way more lethal than us. But I

1279
01:30:05.399 --> 01:30:12.560
could probably pick one up and fucking
fling one like a rock. The legality

1280
01:30:12.840 --> 01:30:15.479
kill me. They could kill me. They could kill me because they're more

1281
01:30:15.520 --> 01:30:19.119
capable of killing, like they're more
murderism or Pharaoh. But if it was

1282
01:30:19.119 --> 01:30:23.319
a contest of strengths, I would
I would. If it's not a contest

1283
01:30:23.319 --> 01:30:25.760
of strength, what do you not
know about battle royal? It's contest of

1284
01:30:25.840 --> 01:30:28.800
letality, I'm saying. I'm saying, if there was a contest of strength

1285
01:30:28.840 --> 01:30:31.359
between the two. We're not talking
about that. We're talking about contest of

1286
01:30:31.439 --> 01:30:34.359
lethality. What are you talking about? Because then like this like like do

1287
01:30:34.439 --> 01:30:38.840
you might get an argument about like
we might as well get in an argument

1288
01:30:38.840 --> 01:30:41.520
about which we don't know the drums
better? No? No, no,

1289
01:30:41.800 --> 01:30:44.600
thinking about this right, Like George
Washington runs up to Brock Obama, want

1290
01:30:44.600 --> 01:30:47.720
to ax I tries to grab the
action him. Barack Obama grabs George Washington's

1291
01:30:47.920 --> 01:30:54.199
arm as down and that may outpower
him, not may just outpower him.

1292
01:30:54.279 --> 01:30:57.439
I think he might. That is
so crazy. Do you know how tall

1293
01:30:57.479 --> 01:31:02.000
George Washington is? If and how
he was? He was? He?

1294
01:31:02.800 --> 01:31:06.560
Oama? He was? He's a
fucking ghoul dude? Was he that?

1295
01:31:06.840 --> 01:31:09.600
Or? Was he? Was?
He really another goal too? Was he

1296
01:31:09.640 --> 01:31:11.800
one of those crazy song ones as
well? He was? He was?

1297
01:31:11.960 --> 01:31:14.319
He was like a regular hype person. He's got like no, he's got

1298
01:31:14.359 --> 01:31:17.119
like rads all in him, so
he's like fucking He probably really fair.

1299
01:31:17.760 --> 01:31:24.039
I think that's how he got the
ship the transam was six to Was he

1300
01:31:24.079 --> 01:31:28.159
one of those guys that he was
pretty much if you were tall back thought

1301
01:31:28.199 --> 01:31:30.319
he was a tiny I'm wrong?
Then you were gonna be at least if

1302
01:31:30.359 --> 01:31:32.319
you're tall. Back of the day
you were, you were a leader.

1303
01:31:32.399 --> 01:31:36.640
That's just how it worked. Yeah, bigger, they're the same height,

1304
01:31:36.720 --> 01:31:45.159
I would say, but like,
uh no, combat watching better. I

1305
01:31:45.159 --> 01:31:47.880
think he pulled this. You know
who my wins they were tough ready.

1306
01:31:48.000 --> 01:31:51.680
Reagan proved he was tough already.
Like, actually, here was a tough

1307
01:31:51.720 --> 01:31:57.399
motherfucker. Dowey. He was Dowey. He got shot. No man.

1308
01:31:57.439 --> 01:31:59.960
Well when he became when he first
became president, he wasn't fucking he wasn't

1309
01:32:00.079 --> 01:32:02.399
wasn't a bitch. He was kind
of still he was always a bitch.

1310
01:32:03.000 --> 01:32:08.720
An he's an actor. Yeah,
I'm not. Was he like, I'm

1311
01:32:08.760 --> 01:32:13.319
gonna give it to No, he
wasn't right if he was, then,

1312
01:32:13.359 --> 01:32:15.960
I just don't know. I just
I guess I just don't care enough about

1313
01:32:15.000 --> 01:32:17.279
knowing that I feel like I can, I can I say something, don't

1314
01:32:17.159 --> 01:32:20.239
want to. I don't know.
I don't know how controversial this will be,

1315
01:32:20.239 --> 01:32:28.199
but I think I think Teddy Roosevelt's
probably I think Teddy Roosevelt's probably last

1316
01:32:28.319 --> 01:32:31.159
until the last at least three Teddy, Yeah, definitely, he ain't going

1317
01:32:31.159 --> 01:32:33.880
out of I mean Teddy's been about
the ship, so he proved he was

1318
01:32:33.920 --> 01:32:36.960
about the ship. Did he didn't
he steal a bear and make it as

1319
01:32:38.000 --> 01:32:43.279
like, homie, he's a beast
master. Sure, Yeah, of course

1320
01:32:43.279 --> 01:32:45.279
he did. Yeah. I thought
I thought that. I thought some bush

1321
01:32:45.359 --> 01:32:49.880
like that, like it's probably far
fetch. But didn't he like, all

1322
01:32:49.960 --> 01:32:53.479
right, you're my friend, now, bear, I'm gonna say, Look,

1323
01:32:53.520 --> 01:32:56.439
i'm gonna give. I'm gonna give
taffed if if there's no if there's

1324
01:32:56.479 --> 01:33:00.920
no if there's no pens or anything, I think taff because I think he

1325
01:33:01.319 --> 01:33:04.840
was fat as shit. If I
remember correctly, I think he was the

1326
01:33:04.840 --> 01:33:09.680
one he was. My memory sucks
so bad that I think he's the one

1327
01:33:09.680 --> 01:33:13.800
that started the seventh inning stretch in
baseball because he would have to stand up

1328
01:33:13.840 --> 01:33:15.680
after a while, and when the
president stands up, everybody has to stand

1329
01:33:15.760 --> 01:33:18.439
up, so he would have to
say because his ass would go numb,

1330
01:33:18.560 --> 01:33:21.960
if I remember correctly. So he's
like a big motherfucker that would be hard

1331
01:33:23.000 --> 01:33:27.439
to take down. So I would
give him a larger chance to like at

1332
01:33:27.520 --> 01:33:30.119
least survive in the later rounds because
he just has a lot of meat.

1333
01:33:30.399 --> 01:33:34.119
But as far as savagery, goes. I'm probably gonna give it to Ulysses

1334
01:33:34.199 --> 01:33:38.960
S Grant, cause I think he
was just like a drunken, fucking maniac

1335
01:33:39.039 --> 01:33:43.479
that would probably probably tear a lot
of people apart. You know, he

1336
01:33:43.479 --> 01:33:45.199
would last pretty well. I think
like he's Yeah, I think he would

1337
01:33:45.199 --> 01:33:46.960
be. I would give it to
him, Like if we're gonna like talk

1338
01:33:46.960 --> 01:33:50.920
about all the presidents. I feel
confident that because like, you gotta be

1339
01:33:50.960 --> 01:33:58.760
a savage to like be able to
just deal with these deviant fucking Southerners just

1340
01:33:58.960 --> 01:34:00.880
you know, just keep coming in
and fighting so hard for slavery, and

1341
01:34:00.880 --> 01:34:05.800
you're like, God, damn,
these motherfuckers are I really want to keep

1342
01:34:05.840 --> 01:34:10.319
them? They really want to keep
them? Goddamn, Like maybe I should

1343
01:34:10.399 --> 01:34:15.479
make Jesus ship am I the wrong
side? Would you think that? Could

1344
01:34:15.520 --> 01:34:19.239
you imagine thinking that, like these
motherfuckers are fighting so hard, like like

1345
01:34:19.279 --> 01:34:26.199
maybe there should we just let them
stay slaves? Dude? That's so wild,

1346
01:34:26.279 --> 01:34:29.359
Dude. They're really they're putting there, They're putting their balls to the

1347
01:34:29.399 --> 01:34:33.760
wall right now, goddamn fighting so
hard for something that's not even benefiting most

1348
01:34:33.800 --> 01:34:42.039
of them. Most of them do
not have slaves at all. I think

1349
01:34:42.560 --> 01:34:45.239
now so interesting question. Who do
you think is the first one dead?

1350
01:34:45.680 --> 01:34:50.840
The first one dead? Trump?
Now, I don't think. I don't

1351
01:34:50.840 --> 01:34:55.720
think someone Trump would talk shit and
someone murder him. He would talk,

1352
01:34:56.119 --> 01:34:58.520
That's what he does, he can't
help it. He would open his mouth,

1353
01:34:58.880 --> 01:35:00.760
he would say some funks, and
then Washington would slap the top of

1354
01:35:00.800 --> 01:35:03.399
his that off. I don't think
it would last long. I think he's

1355
01:35:03.399 --> 01:35:05.920
out in the first like ten people
for sure, like, but I don't

1356
01:35:05.960 --> 01:35:15.119
know if he's the first one.
He like, he'll probably coward, he'll

1357
01:35:15.159 --> 01:35:18.159
probably turtle up, will shell up
for a while. So he'll last a

1358
01:35:18.159 --> 01:35:21.800
little bit longer because he shells up
because he's gonna get slapped, someone's gonna

1359
01:35:21.800 --> 01:35:30.159
slap it, beat up on.
But he survives technically longer longer. I

1360
01:35:30.199 --> 01:35:35.239
hate you, No, I think
all of you presidents are worse than me.

1361
01:35:35.560 --> 01:35:40.560
I'm the best. You guys all
time that would pick up a fucking

1362
01:35:40.680 --> 01:35:45.159
spire of rock and throw at him
and kill him. So so let me

1363
01:35:45.800 --> 01:35:49.319
am I wrong. Maybe one of
you can fact just fact check this for

1364
01:35:49.399 --> 01:35:56.880
me. But did FDR have polio
when he was like elected, like you

1365
01:35:57.000 --> 01:36:01.640
like the whole time? I don't
know that I'm not sure. Let's see,

1366
01:36:01.680 --> 01:36:03.800
yeah, or if it happened later, I don't. I don't know

1367
01:36:09.439 --> 01:36:12.439
when. If he has polio,
he's like one of the first people gone.

1368
01:36:12.960 --> 01:36:15.039
I like, he's my favorite president
probably, but like, yeah,

1369
01:36:15.359 --> 01:36:19.039
no, shot, he's lasting along. If he's a polio riddled fucking freak,

1370
01:36:20.279 --> 01:36:23.119
I think, yeah, I think
he had. He was elected,

1371
01:36:23.680 --> 01:36:27.439
all right, so he's he's one
of the It's between FDR Jimmy Carter,

1372
01:36:27.560 --> 01:36:30.600
and Warren G. Harding. I
think those are those are the three people

1373
01:36:30.600 --> 01:36:33.680
who are probably going to die first. I think, yeah, Jimmy Carter

1374
01:36:33.760 --> 01:36:41.039
is too nice. Jimmy Carter's too
nicely, was the last good human being

1375
01:36:41.079 --> 01:36:45.800
to be a president really or probably
probably the only really good person to become

1376
01:36:45.840 --> 01:36:47.960
a president. And they're like,
get too soft. Yeah, he just

1377
01:36:48.000 --> 01:36:51.319
doesn't. He doesn't have it in
him to survive a battle Royale. He's

1378
01:36:51.359 --> 01:36:57.239
my favorite president though. It makes
me sad, but I do think he'll

1379
01:36:57.279 --> 01:37:00.119
get boxed to death, like you
know, like he can't run away or

1380
01:37:00.159 --> 01:37:12.640
nothing. Probably, Yeah, but
Center is probably fun. Yeah, but

1381
01:37:12.680 --> 01:37:15.920
no one's not letting that happen.
That's kind of thing. It's like he's

1382
01:37:15.920 --> 01:37:18.520
not he's not winning Warren g Harding. I think is funny because he's he's

1383
01:37:19.000 --> 01:37:25.760
famously like he he's the one who
wrote like a couple yeah he was,

1384
01:37:25.760 --> 01:37:28.199
well he was. No, he's
the one who died in a in a

1385
01:37:28.279 --> 01:37:31.880
train, like he died on a
train eating like I think he ate bad

1386
01:37:31.920 --> 01:37:34.920
lobster or something. But like he
wrote on it, he wrote somewhere like

1387
01:37:34.960 --> 01:37:39.239
it's the famous thing that he wrote
he said. I think it's like after

1388
01:37:39.319 --> 01:37:42.159
the first couple like days in office, he wrote on like a piece of

1389
01:37:42.199 --> 01:37:44.600
paper that they found. I guess
later it says I am not fit for

1390
01:37:44.640 --> 01:37:47.640
this office and never should have been
here. So like he's out, like

1391
01:37:47.760 --> 01:37:51.640
he's he's completely, he's out.
He's out immediately. He has no self

1392
01:37:51.680 --> 01:37:55.760
confidence. He cannot carry himself through
a battle royal, can't even eat a

1393
01:37:55.840 --> 01:38:00.920
lobster. Yeah, he got done
in by a fucking lot st that's so

1394
01:38:00.079 --> 01:38:05.560
stupid. But yeah, I think
that's probably. What if they gave him

1395
01:38:05.560 --> 01:38:09.079
a more noble death and they said
that it was like lobster poisoning, but

1396
01:38:09.279 --> 01:38:14.880
an actual lobster just clawed him to
death. What if like imagine he was

1397
01:38:14.880 --> 01:38:18.439
gonna boil the lobster and the lobster
actually fought back and one like it it

1398
01:38:20.680 --> 01:38:26.079
He fucking he fell over. The
boiling water actually got on him, and

1399
01:38:26.119 --> 01:38:30.479
then the lobster finished him off.
He was so feeble that a lobster with

1400
01:38:31.840 --> 01:38:36.399
like a normal lobster, nothing special
about it, was able to get the

1401
01:38:36.520 --> 01:38:45.000
upper hand of him in combat and
murder him. They're like, we'll just

1402
01:38:45.039 --> 01:38:50.920
say this is way too I love
the idea. I love that idea of

1403
01:38:51.000 --> 01:38:54.159
him just like in the kitchen being
like, well, I'm gonna make myself

1404
01:38:54.159 --> 01:38:56.439
I'm gonna I don't know what.
He sounds like. He's a fucking from

1405
01:38:56.479 --> 01:38:58.880
the I don't even know how long
ago, but he's like, I'm gonna

1406
01:38:58.880 --> 01:39:02.000
cook myself up a lobster. And
then he what is it? What even

1407
01:39:02.039 --> 01:39:05.960
happens? Like he goes to put
it in and then like the zip ties

1408
01:39:06.039 --> 01:39:10.680
around the lobster like snap, and
then he like it reads like behind it

1409
01:39:10.800 --> 01:39:21.520
and like flips him into the pot. Fucking stupid. I think my scenario

1410
01:39:21.600 --> 01:39:30.479
is a little more believable, you
know, like the alive he gets alive,

1411
01:39:30.880 --> 01:39:40.840
you know that is so crazy.
Judo flips him into the fucking pot

1412
01:39:40.880 --> 01:39:44.359
where his head is just hit it
only his heads on the pot and he's

1413
01:39:44.399 --> 01:39:47.640
sticking out of it. He's boiling
the dead. He can't figure ot how

1414
01:39:47.680 --> 01:39:49.319
to get out of it. It's
like it's like in Kung Paw when he

1415
01:39:49.319 --> 01:39:51.159
can't figure how to get out of
the tiny net. He's like, my

1416
01:39:51.239 --> 01:39:55.520
head's in the ball, my head's
in the in the in the pot.

1417
01:39:55.600 --> 01:40:00.039
I can't figure it out. He
just can't just pull his hat. That's

1418
01:40:00.079 --> 01:40:02.479
where they got That's where Kumpoal got
it from. They got it from the

1419
01:40:02.680 --> 01:40:08.560
real the true history of warranty,
the real history of the death of I

1420
01:40:08.680 --> 01:40:11.520
love that idea. So I really
like the idea of him reaching to put

1421
01:40:11.520 --> 01:40:15.000
the lobster and then it's flipping him
over it and into the pot. It's

1422
01:40:15.039 --> 01:40:18.920
like what the newspaper is gonna be
like President Warren g. Harding, just

1423
01:40:19.079 --> 01:40:29.560
like what the Warren g Harding found
boiled to found being boiled, bloody lobster

1424
01:40:29.720 --> 01:40:34.079
in jail for questioning, Yeah,
next to a gloating some witnesses say,

1425
01:40:34.239 --> 01:40:40.800
giggling lobster. It's just like it's
just like it's just emoting. It's just

1426
01:40:40.920 --> 01:40:50.720
fucking like celebrating that it just fucking
did it and doing the Fortnite Basic dance

1427
01:40:54.359 --> 01:40:59.079
doing it. It's just he's just
and then they they fucking you know,

1428
01:40:59.399 --> 01:41:02.640
they put him in prison. They
what I think they started the electric chair

1429
01:41:02.880 --> 01:41:08.279
around that time, right, They
definitely have a crude version of it.

1430
01:41:08.479 --> 01:41:11.880
They probably they probably just sit you
in a chair and wait for lightning to

1431
01:41:11.920 --> 01:41:15.560
strike a bunch of batteries. They
probably put you on a bunch. They

1432
01:41:15.600 --> 01:41:17.399
probably put you in the chairman of
a bunch of batteries and the rooms full

1433
01:41:17.399 --> 01:41:23.840
the outlets and they dashed water on
you. Wait case, why do they

1434
01:41:23.880 --> 01:41:29.159
have batteries? It not the electric
chair. They haven't figured out that makes

1435
01:41:29.199 --> 01:41:32.760
the chair electric yet. They got
batteries though, I don't know. I

1436
01:41:32.800 --> 01:41:38.560
don't know. No, I mean, you could where a lobster just freaking

1437
01:41:38.680 --> 01:41:48.079
ropeing dope someone into a fucking pand
lobster Japanese lobster that learned judo and it

1438
01:41:48.319 --> 01:41:53.520
just made it to the shores of
America and got um lucky until it struck

1439
01:41:54.119 --> 01:41:57.479
that they found the right time.
He couldn't get out of nets, he

1440
01:41:57.520 --> 01:42:00.880
couldn't get out anything, but he
could judo flip the fuck out of somebody.

1441
01:42:00.960 --> 01:42:06.600
Bro. The sheer density that the
density of that lobster must be insane

1442
01:42:08.399 --> 01:42:15.159
to be able to like flip another
person over itself while remaining basically in the

1443
01:42:15.199 --> 01:42:18.560
same spot. Like I'm almost I'm
almost imagining it, like like the lobster

1444
01:42:18.760 --> 01:42:24.760
is the hinge and Warren g.
Harding is the pendulum. Like the lobster

1445
01:42:24.840 --> 01:42:31.640
almost doesn't move, it is suspended
in mid air as it flips. It's

1446
01:42:31.800 --> 01:42:39.640
just for no that that is an
incredible lobster. I'm glad that we discovered

1447
01:42:39.680 --> 01:42:44.000
this. Uh, this this this
this death that was lost to history.

1448
01:42:44.199 --> 01:42:48.039
I'm glad that we brought it.
Yeah, it's our listeners. It's sad

1449
01:42:48.119 --> 01:42:50.399
that so many people don't know about
it. And what's even crazier is that

1450
01:42:50.399 --> 01:42:57.079
that lobster was later released on parole. I think recently, like in twenty

1451
01:42:57.159 --> 01:43:00.000
twenty three. I think he was
he's out on he was on on parole.

1452
01:43:00.880 --> 01:43:06.279
So yeah, lived for a long
time. Lobster's lived for the least

1453
01:43:09.239 --> 01:43:15.359
five years, hundred years lobster lifespan. I think that the oldest uh animals

1454
01:43:15.399 --> 01:43:20.239
on the planet. You lived for
about one hundred years. This wait,

1455
01:43:20.319 --> 01:43:23.880
when is Warrangey Harty. I don't
actually remember what president he was. It

1456
01:43:23.960 --> 01:43:27.319
might be too late. I don't
hardly know either. Uses in the middle

1457
01:43:27.319 --> 01:43:31.359
of all the ones, I don't
give years in office nineteen twenty three,

1458
01:43:31.600 --> 01:43:38.079
forty years nineteen twenty three, so
it's literally one hundred years. It's it's

1459
01:43:38.199 --> 01:43:43.920
literally possible that lobster is chilling and
and is they sent that lobster It was

1460
01:43:43.960 --> 01:43:46.720
a baby at the time when it
when it killed him, and then it's

1461
01:43:46.760 --> 01:43:51.159
been in prison for the last century, and it's it's about to be released

1462
01:43:51.199 --> 01:43:54.840
with only one year left in its
lifespan, and it you know, there's

1463
01:43:54.920 --> 01:44:00.319
there's photos of him on like the
beach in Tuscany. It's pretty wild.

1464
01:44:00.640 --> 01:44:03.000
Yeah, you know, it was
cool. Uh. Kim Kardashian in her

1465
01:44:03.119 --> 01:44:09.600
new her new crusade of getting people
off out of prison who are wrongfully you

1466
01:44:09.680 --> 01:44:14.439
know, convicted. Uh, that
was the first actually she actually got them

1467
01:44:14.479 --> 01:44:17.199
out. And uh, yeah,
nice series on Spotify that I listened to

1468
01:44:17.239 --> 01:44:21.600
about it. It's really good.
And the lobster didn't interview, you know,

1469
01:44:21.920 --> 01:44:25.359
it was you know, I didn't
really understand. I think it does

1470
01:44:25.439 --> 01:44:29.359
Morse code because it just like does
the little claw things. Yeah, it

1471
01:44:29.439 --> 01:44:32.920
was dally understand what was happening.
I think he tried to crack a couple

1472
01:44:32.920 --> 01:44:35.920
of jokes because like there was a
point where like the interviewer laughed, but

1473
01:44:36.039 --> 01:44:40.000
like I just didn't get it because
I just I don't speak of the click

1474
01:44:40.119 --> 01:44:44.079
language of the lobster. But it's
a really fat Everybody, really look up

1475
01:44:44.119 --> 01:44:46.119
that interview if you want, because
it's a really fucking fascinating interview, like

1476
01:44:46.119 --> 01:44:51.399
because there are there are subtitles even
though it's audio only. Uh. And

1477
01:44:51.800 --> 01:45:00.279
they go into some really in depth
discussions about like he goes into like because

1478
01:45:00.279 --> 01:45:02.439
he he he goes into how he
does it, like like the lobster went

1479
01:45:02.520 --> 01:45:05.199
into how he flipped him over into
the into the pot of boiling water.

1480
01:45:05.760 --> 01:45:09.319
Uh. He goes over what life
was like for a lobster in prison.

1481
01:45:09.560 --> 01:45:12.479
They had to build like a special
cell for him because he was too like

1482
01:45:12.560 --> 01:45:15.319
he could just walk through the bars. Yeah, it's it's a pretty wild

1483
01:45:15.560 --> 01:45:18.000
story. And for like one hundred
years, he and what's crazy about it

1484
01:45:18.079 --> 01:45:21.760
is he's completely unaware of like all
the technology that is that has happened in

1485
01:45:21.800 --> 01:45:25.399
the last one hundred years. So
he's like there's like a there's like a

1486
01:45:25.520 --> 01:45:28.239
video of him like walking out of
the courthouse and people are like taking photos

1487
01:45:28.239 --> 01:45:30.520
of him and he's and he's freaking
the fuck out. He's tweaking, dude,

1488
01:45:30.800 --> 01:45:31.399
like he doesn't know what the fuck
is going on. He's like,

1489
01:45:31.439 --> 01:45:35.760
what what you know? Yeah,
he's taking bread, he sees like he

1490
01:45:35.840 --> 01:45:39.800
sees cars and stuff. He's trying
to cross the street and cars are freaking

1491
01:45:39.840 --> 01:45:43.640
them out. And then he eventually
gets a job at a grocery store and

1492
01:45:43.720 --> 01:45:45.520
you know, his like hands are
hurting and stuff. He's bagging. He's

1493
01:45:45.560 --> 01:45:47.720
asking the boss like, hey,
can I go to the bathroom And he's

1494
01:45:47.760 --> 01:45:50.840
like, for the last time,
you don't need to ask to go to

1495
01:45:50.960 --> 01:45:54.239
the bathroom. And he's like okay, And it shows him back in his

1496
01:45:54.319 --> 01:45:57.000
apartment. He's like, man,
life's really hard. So he you know,

1497
01:45:57.079 --> 01:45:59.199
he's carves something in there and he's
like, you know, you gotta

1498
01:45:59.239 --> 01:46:01.119
get busy, lib and get busy
nine and he and he hands himself.

1499
01:46:01.880 --> 01:46:04.279
It was really nice if Kim Kardashian
to set him up with that apartment by

1500
01:46:04.279 --> 01:46:10.359
the way, like because there's there's
Yeah, he's so not fiticulous, he's

1501
01:46:10.399 --> 01:46:13.319
so not fit for the work,
for the work environment. Now he's been

1502
01:46:13.439 --> 01:46:15.840
out of the public conscience for like
one hundred years, like so much has

1503
01:46:15.960 --> 01:46:17.600
change. I bet he probably got
his first like minimum wage check and thought

1504
01:46:17.600 --> 01:46:23.079
he was fucking loaded because he's like, oh my god, seven seven dollars

1505
01:46:23.199 --> 01:46:25.680
like whatever it is, like fifteen
dollars an hour. Oh my god,

1506
01:46:25.720 --> 01:46:29.600
I'm gonna be rich in moments.
But like, yeah, that's not how

1507
01:46:29.640 --> 01:46:32.039
it is anymore. Anyway, Yeah, that's a anyway, thank you for

1508
01:46:32.119 --> 01:46:35.720
asking the question. I don't know
if we determined he would he would win,

1509
01:46:36.520 --> 01:46:41.600
but I think we narrow we narrowed
the conversation down to interesting enough.

1510
01:46:42.439 --> 01:46:45.920
I'll give it a Grant just because, yeah, you know, I'm towards

1511
01:46:46.039 --> 01:46:48.960
Roosevelt, but I would I'm lean
towards Roosevelt, but I would give it

1512
01:46:48.960 --> 01:46:53.720
to Grant too. Probably there's something
about that guy that like seems unhinged enough

1513
01:46:53.760 --> 01:46:58.520
that he would have no problem just
doing doing away with most people. And

1514
01:46:58.600 --> 01:47:05.560
the last question, what the fuck
was that? Maybe I load driff and

1515
01:47:05.680 --> 01:47:11.079
splatter. He wrote it, and
he says, probably a question just for

1516
01:47:11.159 --> 01:47:14.560
Chris and Derek. But have you
guys ever thought about using AI for some

1517
01:47:14.680 --> 01:47:16.359
of the gay song covers? Of
course, I'd rather hear you guys do

1518
01:47:16.439 --> 01:47:21.760
the work but it's also funny to
almost hear the exact actual singer singing the

1519
01:47:21.800 --> 01:47:30.840
gay lyrics. I I haven't.
There was only one time I thought about

1520
01:47:30.920 --> 01:47:33.520
doing it. It was because I've
been putting a bunch of them on Instagram,

1521
01:47:33.600 --> 01:47:40.159
and it was for the a CDC
cover. Because it's a hard one

1522
01:47:40.199 --> 01:47:44.239
to his voice, Yeah, Brian
Johnson sounds like a fucking bird, and

1523
01:47:44.439 --> 01:47:48.079
like it was really hard to do. I did it as well as I

1524
01:47:48.119 --> 01:47:51.319
could, and it was still bad
because it's just I can't do it.

1525
01:47:53.359 --> 01:47:58.479
It's fucking It's he has a very
unique voice in a way that I'm like,

1526
01:47:58.520 --> 01:48:01.119
wow, you just I just don't
know. I can't get my throat

1527
01:48:01.159 --> 01:48:04.119
to emulate that. And so I
thought about using AI for it. I

1528
01:48:04.199 --> 01:48:10.560
actually even I was looking through the
best thing to do. But as I

1529
01:48:10.720 --> 01:48:12.640
was kind of doing research, I'm
like, what the fuck am I doing?

1530
01:48:12.720 --> 01:48:15.039
This is stupid? Like who cares? Like if this is it's a

1531
01:48:15.119 --> 01:48:18.720
part of its almost joke, who
cares? I think part of it's almost

1532
01:48:18.720 --> 01:48:24.640
funnier if it's if it's not exact, you know, I don't know,

1533
01:48:25.000 --> 01:48:29.680
like if we just radioactive, but
we but we just used like the original

1534
01:48:30.159 --> 01:48:32.920
guy like I don't know if that
would have been nearly as funny as it

1535
01:48:33.600 --> 01:48:39.800
wouldn't have it would have it probably
would have been like impressive and like in

1536
01:48:39.880 --> 01:48:45.039
the in the same vein as mister
Crab's doing a Billy Jean is. To

1537
01:48:45.159 --> 01:48:47.520
me, it's not funny, it's
fun it's awesome. Like it's like I

1538
01:48:47.600 --> 01:48:50.760
was like, dude, this is
really good and and and and I'm not

1539
01:48:51.000 --> 01:48:56.239
laughing really, I'm more I probably
laughed for the first thirty seconds and then

1540
01:48:56.319 --> 01:49:00.680
after I'm just like, man,
this is I'm really fucking could I feel

1541
01:49:00.720 --> 01:49:02.239
the way about these things that I
feel, like, do you guys remember

1542
01:49:02.319 --> 01:49:09.439
diddy uh that that that app could
type in? God, I still have

1543
01:49:09.600 --> 01:49:13.880
a video saved them. I save
things way just put the N word a

1544
01:49:13.920 --> 01:49:20.479
bunch, and I have save saved. I want to share it often,

1545
01:49:20.600 --> 01:49:25.640
but I'm like I can't. I'm
really sad that I didn't say like,

1546
01:49:25.680 --> 01:49:28.600
because I made some really funny ones
that like cracked me up for like weeks

1547
01:49:28.640 --> 01:49:32.079
and then like my phone was yeah, I was so happy with it,

1548
01:49:32.119 --> 01:49:35.800
and then like my phone, I
never really back up things from my old

1549
01:49:35.840 --> 01:49:39.359
phone really, like I just don't. I don't know, it's it's I

1550
01:49:39.560 --> 01:49:43.159
like to start fresh whenever I have
the opportunity to, so like, I

1551
01:49:43.359 --> 01:49:45.039
only really select really specific things,
like, oh, these are photos of

1552
01:49:45.119 --> 01:49:47.479
my friends or my or my family, or like moments that I specifically care

1553
01:49:47.479 --> 01:49:50.279
about. But all that meme shit
just kind of went away, and I'm

1554
01:49:50.319 --> 01:49:53.680
like, oh, man, I
wish I had I really wish I had

1555
01:49:53.720 --> 01:49:57.119
saved some of those, because some
of those were bangers, man, And

1556
01:49:57.159 --> 01:49:58.920
I don't know, and I'm sure
I posted some of them on Twitter,

1557
01:49:58.960 --> 01:50:00.079
but like, I don't even know
how to find those at this point because

1558
01:50:00.079 --> 01:50:02.680
it's so many years ago and I'd
have to scroll through so much. I

1559
01:50:02.720 --> 01:50:05.000
don't remember the time frame, I
don't remember the month of the year.

1560
01:50:06.319 --> 01:50:11.800
If you can remember in the caption, that's your closest bet of finding someone.

1561
01:50:11.800 --> 01:50:13.680
Well, that's the thing. I
don't even think I put captions on.

1562
01:50:13.720 --> 01:50:16.359
I think I just I think I
just tweeted them without context. So

1563
01:50:17.039 --> 01:50:21.159
well, yeah, there you go. But yeah, I actually I've never

1564
01:50:21.239 --> 01:50:26.319
considered it. It was yeah,
I don't. I don't think I'm gonna

1565
01:50:26.359 --> 01:50:30.279
do it. And some people it
was weird. Some people thought on Instagram

1566
01:50:30.560 --> 01:50:33.079
it was AI that I was using, and I'm like, are you stupid?

1567
01:50:33.720 --> 01:50:38.279
Like it's it's clearly not the artist, like it's I don't know.

1568
01:50:38.359 --> 01:50:42.439
I feel like it would be such
a terrible AI too if if it was

1569
01:50:43.520 --> 01:50:49.159
like some people, some people are
just too some people are too stupid,

1570
01:50:49.199 --> 01:50:55.720
and and and then I get disillusioned, uh with reality. I guess because

1571
01:50:55.760 --> 01:50:59.359
I'm like, dude, this isn't
it should be impossible to be the stupid.

1572
01:50:59.439 --> 01:51:03.039
It should be impossible. And then
it's not not impossible. It's not

1573
01:51:04.399 --> 01:51:08.680
nothing's impossible to with faith in the
Lord. Bro, nothing's impossible. That's

1574
01:51:08.720 --> 01:51:13.239
true. You give me a stupid
in prayer. Bro, nothing's impossible.

1575
01:51:14.079 --> 01:51:17.920
Prayer, You too can get Jesus
to kill Peter Parker. Let's get on

1576
01:51:18.479 --> 01:51:23.000
with the end. Jesus, the
end of the show. Thank you all

1577
01:51:23.039 --> 01:51:25.640
for thank you all for tuning in, Thank you all for watching. Remember

1578
01:51:25.920 --> 01:51:30.760
celebrate my birthday. Yay. I'm
gonna go, I don't know, hang

1579
01:51:30.840 --> 01:51:32.439
out with a family. I don't
want to do it. I really just

1580
01:51:32.520 --> 01:51:38.840
want to show honor. Now we're
doing I'm nothing, nothing with my friends.

1581
01:51:38.880 --> 01:51:40.800
I just don't have time to do
with my friends. After we have

1582
01:51:40.960 --> 01:51:44.680
to pack. Yeah, we're going
to get dinner with the family. They're

1583
01:51:44.720 --> 01:51:48.319
gonna be late like two hours is
that's how Mexicans are. And then then

1584
01:51:49.560 --> 01:51:53.479
then I'm gonna come home pack and
ready to leave like early the morning.

1585
01:51:54.520 --> 01:51:57.159
But I'm going to the zoo tomorrow
once to the same day. I'm really

1586
01:51:57.159 --> 01:51:59.920
excited about that. Oh you're gonna
watch all these torture animals. That's cool.

1587
01:52:00.159 --> 01:52:03.039
Zoos are in fact, not only
for torturing animals, just for keeping

1588
01:52:03.079 --> 01:52:06.239
in my life sometimes too. Yeah, a little torture little life thing,

1589
01:52:06.279 --> 01:52:12.439
bad bro, keeping torture, little
life name, bad bro. Fair enough.

1590
01:52:13.800 --> 01:52:16.159
Yeah, you can't get everything you
want. You know, you live

1591
01:52:16.239 --> 01:52:19.000
panda? Was that live panda?
You gonna have to let us throw shit

1592
01:52:19.079 --> 01:52:23.039
at you sometimes? Sorry with the
panda. You gotta make a choice,

1593
01:52:24.520 --> 01:52:28.960
fair enough man. You Uh yeah, there you go. I got nothing

1594
01:52:29.000 --> 01:52:32.039
to say to that. I have
no rebuttal All right, guys, all

1595
01:52:32.119 --> 01:52:35.039
right, count me down, Chris, Ah you want to do it.

1596
01:52:36.319 --> 01:52:42.840
No, I'm not doing that.
Murdered well, you know you did offer,

1597
01:52:42.960 --> 01:52:48.279
so happy birthday. I'll count you
down. You want to do it,

1598
01:52:48.359 --> 01:52:54.279
Dirk. Nobody wants to do this. That's a bad question. I

1599
01:52:54.319 --> 01:52:58.079
mean, next time, when I
don't have my sunglasses on. I'll do

1600
01:52:58.159 --> 01:53:02.840
it all right, I'll do it
three, let's go two one evil method

1601
01:53:02.920 --> 01:53:05.960
man be like we're pixies. Were
pixies. I did not know she was

1602
01:53:06.039 --> 01:53:11.359
sixteen. Fred Flintstone in blackface screams, I Yabba dabit, didn't do nothing.

1603
01:53:12.199 --> 01:53:16.119
The home Depot day laborers who touched
my son the owner of Derek's foreskin.

1604
01:53:16.159 --> 01:53:19.840
The yellow hair is trans mask pussy
Lily drinking piss is so disrespectful to

1605
01:53:19.880 --> 01:53:29.479
her, to her character, to
her character. Imagine Jurgen's turri and pussy

1606
01:53:29.520 --> 01:53:31.079
in this life for the next.
I siphoned every last drop of piss from

1607
01:53:31.319 --> 01:53:34.159
swing shriveled boy balls just to chuck
in front of Lily Maker jealous. It's

1608
01:53:34.159 --> 01:53:41.079
a prank. Bro as he places
semen in his penis that's wild. Wipe

1609
01:53:41.159 --> 01:53:44.399
me down because I'm covered in Come, little boozy Jack, the world's fastest

1610
01:53:44.439 --> 01:53:48.920
majority bethesa fallout is OG fallout with
the hay oh wait hot bethesa fallout is

1611
01:53:49.000 --> 01:53:55.720
OG fall is too oh is to
og fallout what the Halo Show is to

1612
01:53:55.760 --> 01:54:04.000
the og Halo trilogy? A I
would disagree. Uh, my boyfriend sprayed

1613
01:54:04.039 --> 01:54:10.640
me with the shower handle attachment so
I called him Chris water Gun. He

1614
01:54:10.840 --> 01:54:18.039
later topped me, well, god
bless, wow, it's okay, congrats

1615
01:54:18.079 --> 01:54:25.199
man, It's like, whoa,
I don't know how to What does that

1616
01:54:25.319 --> 01:54:27.840
mean? What is that? What
is the implication here? He's definitely skipping

1617
01:54:27.920 --> 01:54:33.119
parts. There's definitely parts of skipping
parts. Yeah, because the implication journey,

1618
01:54:34.199 --> 01:54:38.960
because the implication is that the reason
this happened is you called him?

1619
01:54:39.079 --> 01:54:45.239
Is you called him a joke version
of my name? Nick has done sucking

1620
01:54:45.760 --> 01:54:50.560
immediately immediately. I love war,
Charlie, I love war. Big Meaty

1621
01:54:50.600 --> 01:54:54.319
stinks Andy the man whose handies are
escr and Dandy sticking out my gap for

1622
01:54:54.359 --> 01:54:59.359
the rizzler. If Derek was tall
and light skinned, he would look like

1623
01:54:59.399 --> 01:55:05.640
a gore on uh Heath Smoker Charlie
Sheen joining the mujah Hadeen bending over Tom

1624
01:55:05.720 --> 01:55:12.960
Sween and inserting his pen on Halloween
Chris ray cum mal Don Gatto, huh

1625
01:55:13.640 --> 01:55:17.640
weird. I don't know that looks
kind of strange. Yeah, Terrika Sheet's

1626
01:55:17.920 --> 01:55:24.720
secret white gay lover s'more move homeless
transferm who comes Drake raped Kendrick. Also

1627
01:55:24.840 --> 01:55:30.560
Derek is sex monk Monk petition for
a waffle house stage in tech and eight

1628
01:55:30.680 --> 01:55:34.079
that would be that would go hard
to be sick? Uh do that?

1629
01:55:34.239 --> 01:55:41.520
Mortal Kombat? Yeah, so it's
such a good idea. That's so smart.

1630
01:55:42.600 --> 01:55:47.800
I sneeze one big cube of solid
matter on the daily. All right,

1631
01:55:48.039 --> 01:55:51.680
my queer spear begaving men's balloon knots
like a child's talk at a birthday

1632
01:55:51.680 --> 01:55:55.720
party. Ah. One of my
lecturers got cucked by the lead singer of

1633
01:55:55.800 --> 01:56:00.760
the Pixies gay Ot Genesis Bee like
I'm in love with a Homo, SpongeBob,

1634
01:56:00.800 --> 01:56:02.840
piss Pants, mister Pants, Chris
Bitchnado and swing black Man, how

1635
01:56:02.880 --> 01:56:04.920
you feel about it? Into the
line final shape ball of the first since

1636
01:56:04.960 --> 01:56:08.680
spump offutters, what if instead of
I Love Lucy, the show is I

1637
01:56:08.760 --> 01:56:13.720
love pussy and it was about me? Well, unfortunately for you, I'm

1638
01:56:13.720 --> 01:56:17.800
already and I'm already and talks to
start this show, So you can't have

1639
01:56:17.960 --> 01:56:27.039
it, jolly old dipshit captain of
the Starship Enterprise, lu Jean Pecan.

1640
01:56:28.039 --> 01:56:31.159
Uh, I don't, I don't. I don't get that one. Patrick

1641
01:56:31.239 --> 01:56:34.560
hit him with that autistic flow black
Steve Miller be like, I'm a picker,

1642
01:56:35.039 --> 01:56:39.279
Oh man, I'm a picker.
I'm a grinner, I'm a lover,

1643
01:56:39.520 --> 01:56:45.159
I'm a yeah yeah. Can you
figure it up? God? Damn,

1644
01:56:45.439 --> 01:56:50.479
May the load dry up and may
may thy load, May thy load

1645
01:56:50.680 --> 01:56:58.520
drip and splatter ciphergraph fiber glass,
fleshlight prank. Oh my god, that

1646
01:56:58.840 --> 01:57:04.000
is crazy. What's so mean?
That is beyond, that's fucking demonic.

1647
01:57:05.520 --> 01:57:12.960
That is a fucking that is real. That is woh Man villainous Ao Philly

1648
01:57:13.079 --> 01:57:15.000
looking way better than New York right
now, gay butcher Pete be like he's

1649
01:57:15.039 --> 01:57:26.479
whacking and jacking and packing it so
a dumb hunter Dubois hosing, uh hosing

1650
01:57:26.760 --> 01:57:31.880
the homeless with dirty brown water.
Uh given top to my fortified penis fat

1651
01:57:31.960 --> 01:57:38.880
nerds blowing hot monstrously think bombs,
lash slash car My dictates takes four sharp

1652
01:57:39.159 --> 01:57:44.039
lefts, Nascar, Lily's asparagus binging
piss dealer, the back, the back

1653
01:57:44.079 --> 01:57:46.039
to the tank of piss. Caucasian
contained to the crack about for gays,

1654
01:57:46.079 --> 01:57:49.720
disgruntled Donald Trump burping on Dom's clip
Super Earth is this regular with the Israel

1655
01:57:49.880 --> 01:57:55.119
Max silhouette. Two cheers to the
bestie for coming out of the closet.

1656
01:57:55.479 --> 01:58:00.880
Hip Hop, You're gay hip hip
you're gay, So Tom, she pipped

1657
01:58:00.880 --> 01:58:05.119
it on my Pippa possum Rosa Mulano. We are rebranding the Snark Tank as

1658
01:58:05.199 --> 01:58:09.399
the Spank Tank. Maybe slightly above
average clip energy. It's okay, Hunter,

1659
01:58:09.479 --> 01:58:12.199
you can say the say it.
We won't tell. Just the hard

1660
01:58:12.319 --> 01:58:16.880
ruh star coffee ripped the digital Hookah. Now I'm getting molested on the set

1661
01:58:16.960 --> 01:58:24.600
of Embryonic Sheldon Uh. Taylor Swift
is the most overrated artist alive. This

1662
01:58:24.720 --> 01:58:28.239
album sucks. Yes, it's pretty. It's pretty. It's pretty. Album

1663
01:58:28.359 --> 01:58:32.000
is awful. Bro, it's awful, dude. Somebody who doesn't like like,

1664
01:58:32.039 --> 01:58:35.079
I don't hate Taylor Swift really.
I don't hate Taylor Swift really,

1665
01:58:35.119 --> 01:58:39.119
but like I always try to,
like, I don't know. I give

1666
01:58:39.159 --> 01:58:41.720
it a chance. I give all
music a chance generally, Like, if

1667
01:58:41.720 --> 01:58:43.880
I hear about it's like, yeah, I listen to that album, it's

1668
01:58:44.079 --> 01:58:48.800
bad. Even by that standard,
I gets rough. I think I have

1669
01:58:49.000 --> 01:58:57.079
always thought she's relatively unremarkable, and
I think that's why I I have I

1670
01:58:57.159 --> 01:59:01.600
have. I have a really serious
problem with female singer that are on That's

1671
01:59:01.640 --> 01:59:04.000
it. That's it, that's where
that's where it ends. Get praised like

1672
01:59:04.079 --> 01:59:08.920
I get I get really bored about
it because I think some of the greatest

1673
01:59:08.960 --> 01:59:12.319
I think most of the best singers
ever are women. Like they're like,

1674
01:59:12.479 --> 01:59:18.079
there are so many fantastic horny have
the having better range. That's just how

1675
01:59:18.119 --> 01:59:24.000
it is. The but like lin
O, horn freaking Donna, Summer Houston.

1676
01:59:25.039 --> 01:59:27.680
But like I love all of them, right, And then like there's

1677
01:59:27.720 --> 01:59:30.279
people that like this is a great
singer, and I'm like, where are

1678
01:59:30.359 --> 01:59:34.640
they great singers? Like Adele?
She makes boring music, She's a fantastic

1679
01:59:34.680 --> 01:59:39.760
singer. She's waste of Ohio by
going homeless to pay you function. This

1680
01:59:39.880 --> 01:59:45.800
is now his memorial rip John.
She's not transfer dumb bitch made. She's

1681
01:59:45.960 --> 01:59:53.640
frightening people with lactose Anderson nine million
ridings and bonizing radiation worms. Uh Canadian

1682
01:59:53.720 --> 01:59:58.800
crazy Canadian christ threat whatever, that's
fine, whatever, I don't care.

1683
01:59:59.600 --> 02:00:04.800
What do I show up? Whatever? Take whatever? I got nobody at

1684
02:00:04.800 --> 02:00:10.920
home, Craig the Canadian. My
favorite part of the Snark Tank is the

1685
02:00:11.000 --> 02:00:13.800
credits. You should start the show
by reading them. No, it's your

1686
02:00:13.800 --> 02:00:16.960
boy, Shawne d friendly neighborhood sex
offender. If I won one hundred million

1687
02:00:17.039 --> 02:00:20.960
bucks, I pay Hans Zimmer to
write twenty million to write a score about

1688
02:00:20.960 --> 02:00:24.479
all about my fat cock and golden
cump. This is why you do not

1689
02:00:24.560 --> 02:00:28.960
have one hundred million dollars by the
way, yeah three XO, and the

1690
02:00:29.079 --> 02:00:34.359
boundless nostalgia resulting from the site of
old game and former covers. The Homeless

1691
02:00:34.439 --> 02:00:40.239
Cat that Shane Dawson impregnated, Slurpin's
stroking, smoking joking Emoticon's going like this,

1692
02:00:41.640 --> 02:00:45.720
drip mh Lord of homeless Drip.
Sylvester Stallone's spinning piss into Lily's mouth

1693
02:00:45.760 --> 02:00:47.960
like a mother bird feeding her babies. Oh my god, that's heinous.

1694
02:00:48.239 --> 02:00:55.439
The idea of the idea of Sylvester
Stallone baby birding piss into anyone's mouth at

1695
02:00:55.479 --> 02:01:03.520
all is fucking wild. How he
feeds his kids, Lily, go mere,

1696
02:01:03.640 --> 02:01:16.479
Lily. It comes out as fucking
nostrils hard or just put your mouth

1697
02:01:16.600 --> 02:01:20.319
up to his nostrils like like like
like you know the hamsterd thing you gotta

1698
02:01:20.399 --> 02:01:28.640
like, It's like it's like a
fucking nasal spray. Uh deuce man,

1699
02:01:28.760 --> 02:01:32.399
milk Obi, won't you blow me? Jackson vernon Norwegian Game to have developing

1700
02:01:32.520 --> 02:01:36.000
spanks, the quest Kremlin to gremlin. Hey Derek, who sucks the best

1701
02:01:36.000 --> 02:01:39.920
stick out of the group. I'm
gonna steal your bones. Ha me,

1702
02:01:40.800 --> 02:01:44.119
I threw that come before I came
in the room. Many men, many

1703
02:01:44.159 --> 02:01:46.079
many men, wish sex upon me. Zoo by Denzel Fury. She blowed

1704
02:01:46.079 --> 02:01:50.600
me away until my until my Benjamin
breaks. Imagine if those flying monkeys grabbed

1705
02:01:50.640 --> 02:01:54.840
Chris from his seat and molested him
mid air. That would have been crazy.

1706
02:01:55.000 --> 02:01:57.720
That would have been fucking jarring.
Yeah. If I was molested by

1707
02:01:57.720 --> 02:02:00.319
the flying monkeys at the Wizard of
Oz, the fucking wicked, and you're

1708
02:02:00.560 --> 02:02:06.479
just reach of anybody can stop them. You're just out of reach. Sign

1709
02:02:08.359 --> 02:02:10.640
you guys signed the waiver to get
into the show. Sorry, like this

1710
02:02:11.079 --> 02:02:15.560
the script. It clearly states that
one of one random member of the of

1711
02:02:15.640 --> 02:02:18.039
the audience will be viciously molested by
flying monkeys. It's part of the show.

1712
02:02:18.359 --> 02:02:21.640
It's meant to sell how dangerous the
flying monkeys are. Sorry, it's

1713
02:02:21.840 --> 02:02:26.000
art. If you can't handle that, maybe stay home. Maybe theater isn't

1714
02:02:26.079 --> 02:02:29.039
for you. Maybe you should just
go home. And I don't know,

1715
02:02:29.560 --> 02:02:32.439
do taxes or play mind sweeper or
whatever it is you fucking nerds do for

1716
02:02:32.560 --> 02:02:35.920
fun. We're here busy enjoying the
miracle of theater. And if you can't

1717
02:02:35.920 --> 02:02:43.319
handle it, fuck you as they're
still molesting you, as they're still fucking

1718
02:02:43.399 --> 02:02:46.119
you. Yeah, as the flying
monkeys are still fucking you. You're a

1719
02:02:46.159 --> 02:02:49.560
sad guy from Michigan telling the boys
it isn't going to be gagging on goggins

1720
02:02:49.840 --> 02:02:53.960
because we appreciate the performance. But
I'm secretly crossing my fingers for the Peppini

1721
02:02:54.039 --> 02:02:58.079
Brothers present Master present Master Rosie Flow
called I think the turtle hem because they

1722
02:02:58.079 --> 02:03:00.680
only gets bigger and shoot com Ama
is Don Concerson, heyst and pause?

1723
02:03:00.079 --> 02:03:04.079
No literally, uh that this is
literally what the name is. See uh

1724
02:03:04.199 --> 02:03:08.159
installing a faulty neural linko Chris's head
that plays thunder on repeat. You gotta

1725
02:03:08.159 --> 02:03:10.760
pay the troll soild again. The
boy's whole GAYE six is afraid of gaye

1726
02:03:10.800 --> 02:03:15.039
seven because seven gay nine h gay
version of gay be like gay more like

1727
02:03:15.119 --> 02:03:17.680
gang on dix. Am I right? Uh? You probably can save that

1728
02:03:17.880 --> 02:03:20.479
at the end if if you,
if you turn it to am I gay

1729
02:03:21.760 --> 02:03:26.680
and committed to it? But I
appreciate it. Nevertheless, you stand at

1730
02:03:26.720 --> 02:03:31.960
the edge of a precipice not a
prefacis what are you talking about? What

1731
02:03:32.039 --> 02:03:34.800
are you talking? Was this?
You stand at the edge of a precipice

1732
02:03:35.000 --> 02:03:41.520
not a press prefaces, Chris,
I know what a precipice is, bars

1733
02:03:41.600 --> 02:03:45.920
and I've never used I've never used
preface. A preface is not a press

1734
02:03:46.720 --> 02:03:51.680
precipice are saying precipice not What do
you mean? You think he's saying,

1735
02:03:51.680 --> 02:03:59.399
I'm reading it? Oh I think
no, No, No, he's saying

1736
02:03:59.520 --> 02:04:01.319
he means it under saying. I
think he's wrote something down. But you

1737
02:04:01.399 --> 02:04:05.840
mean to say something different? Maybe, Yeah, I don't I don't know.

1738
02:04:06.760 --> 02:04:11.720
I never have never said the word
prefaces. That's insane. Uh using

1739
02:04:11.760 --> 02:04:15.800
a turkey baser because I hate gay
sex. Ah help fuck, I'm uh

1740
02:04:15.800 --> 02:04:17.600
the dumbest lesbian. They're coming lots
and lots of dick and balls. I'll

1741
02:04:17.680 --> 02:04:25.520
carpet bomb the Gaza strip. I'll
carpet bomb the Godza strip for a quarter.

1742
02:04:26.560 --> 02:04:29.319
I can't do that voice right now, too early. Order John Strickland.

1743
02:04:29.479 --> 02:04:31.600
Order, he sacrifices all those little
brown people. It's fucking crazy.

1744
02:04:31.840 --> 02:04:38.079
I don't know that this seems a
little unnecessary. Oh my god, it's

1745
02:04:38.159 --> 02:04:42.119
the only land today. I can't
even fucking fathom what that would be.

1746
02:04:42.920 --> 02:04:45.960
Chronic herpes by come forty. What
goes up must come down. Yet my

1747
02:04:46.039 --> 02:04:50.720
Dick's hard on the ground. See
my boys getting stuffed and drown Yeah.

1748
02:04:50.800 --> 02:04:56.199
Merks eighteen eighty nine. She worshiped
my balls. Call her sacrilegious. Uh,

1749
02:04:56.960 --> 02:05:02.079
that sounds like an that's an eminem
line to me. The first Church

1750
02:05:02.159 --> 02:05:06.720
Key David presents a massive orgy,
but only the dude showed up. The

1751
02:05:06.760 --> 02:05:10.319
second Church of Key David featuring being
better than the First Church of Key David.

1752
02:05:10.680 --> 02:05:14.640
Oh by by all accounts, probably
if the first church is anything like

1753
02:05:14.680 --> 02:05:17.880
they're just describing, that is very
true. Pre Ras Blake eight nine six.

1754
02:05:18.039 --> 02:05:23.680
I damn near choked to death hearing
Sweeney say he thought the Klansman Power

1755
02:05:23.760 --> 02:05:29.920
Rangers characters in episode two hundred and
twenty two, that's what's written Chris trying

1756
02:05:29.920 --> 02:05:32.880
to read to fix Yeah, it's
but we get it, we get it.

1757
02:05:32.960 --> 02:05:35.760
Yeah. I feel like he wrote
that sentence before and it made sense,

1758
02:05:35.800 --> 02:05:38.439
So I feel like he's like trying
to make it worse. I think

1759
02:05:38.640 --> 02:05:44.680
Jeffrey Epstein was killed by the code
name Kids next Door, Alaskan oilfield trash,

1760
02:05:44.760 --> 02:05:47.199
Texas Stater Salad last name Bleach,
first name, drink like a failed

1761
02:05:47.199 --> 02:05:49.800
abortion. I should have drowned the
sink. Su Hulk takele My mass here

1762
02:05:49.800 --> 02:05:55.479
as Nicky Ziggy, Humana Humana Awuga
Wicket nine oh nine, Sorry, Miss

1763
02:05:55.560 --> 02:05:58.359
Jackson, badly brave Hugger, Derek
duck Hunt, the vegan necromancer. I

1764
02:05:58.399 --> 02:06:00.640
got consent, Etheriorian Virginian punchrim mil
Us one finally rehabilitated and back in the

1765
02:06:00.680 --> 02:06:05.319
saddle with two functioning hands and as
always, the grounding out our list of

1766
02:06:05.520 --> 02:06:13.560
wonderful patriots. He is the King
of hap Past. Thank you all for

1767
02:06:13.800 --> 02:06:18.000
your support. This first of all, The Merchant will go live on Patreon

1768
02:06:19.479 --> 02:06:23.720
in the very very very beginning of
May. We're just finalizing some prices,

1769
02:06:24.479 --> 02:06:28.560
and then it will go live for
everybody in mid May. This is going

1770
02:06:28.600 --> 02:06:30.520
to be a bit. I'm probably
gonna resize this because I think it's in

1771
02:06:30.520 --> 02:06:34.039
the wrong place, but this will
be available for whatever reason you want fucking

1772
02:06:34.079 --> 02:06:40.319
Brile on a shirt you shouldn't,
but it'll be there until the seventeenth or

1773
02:06:40.319 --> 02:06:43.039
the eighteenth, or whatever day it
is that it goes live for everybody.

1774
02:06:43.319 --> 02:06:46.880
So pop on over the Patreon to
check that out. Much appreciated. So

1775
02:06:47.119 --> 02:06:51.239
guys, don't be afraid to give
us some ideas because we know we know

1776
02:06:51.359 --> 02:06:55.119
you guys will you guys want the
Mercher's for you guys, so give us

1777
02:06:55.159 --> 02:06:58.199
ideas. Don't free to show us
ideas in the comments waight down, like

1778
02:06:58.239 --> 02:07:00.159
hey, we'd like this kind of
thing. Because I know this, I'll

1779
02:07:00.199 --> 02:07:04.479
be like shot uncle bench that you
guys want or like that. To piggyback

1780
02:07:04.520 --> 02:07:11.119
on that there. I'm going to
pin on our on our I wish I

1781
02:07:11.199 --> 02:07:15.239
knew the ad start tank team,
I think on Twitter, I'm assuming yes,

1782
02:07:15.319 --> 02:07:19.079
I'm gonna pin because I asked a
while ago. I'm gonna pin that

1783
02:07:19.159 --> 02:07:23.800
tweet. So you can add to
that in the replies because we have a

1784
02:07:23.880 --> 02:07:26.520
little bit of a well from there
to to look at what some of you

1785
02:07:26.600 --> 02:07:29.319
people were saying. If you want
to contribute to some of those ideas,

1786
02:07:29.880 --> 02:07:33.279
it'll be it'll be pinned. I'll
do that before I forget. It's a

1787
02:07:33.319 --> 02:07:38.640
collaborative effort. So uh yeah.
Anyway, thank you guys for popping in.

1788
02:07:38.840 --> 02:07:41.439
We'll we'll see you next time.
Get the fuck out of here,

1789
02:07:44.039 --> 02:07:49.840
nigga. When y'all niggas. Stop
acting like bitches. Bitches, stop acting

1790
02:07:50.159 --> 02:07:59.239
niggas. We can all clock figures
for bitch, just stop back to mac

1791
02:07:59.319 --> 02:08:03.760
niggas they can stop acting like bages. We can all get riches when you

1792
02:08:03.159 --> 02:08:11.920
stop acting like yours. That's a
while to wus