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Made a decision. Have face sunny
sund on I hedvision nice week, CLO's

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up. Everybody. Hello, Hello, it's so nice to see you this

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beautiful, glorious, gloomy Monday morning. What if we got really formal all

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the time on our podcast? Hi? How are you today? How are

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you? Lynette? I'm fine?
Are you any wilder tailor? How are

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you? Kaylin? I'm fine?
How are you doing? I'm very well?

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Thank you so much for everybody.
Let's say I do our friends really

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fast. Ready, I'm gonna We're
gonna speak through, Okay, Leslie with

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the coughing, but I get you, girl, I feel you'll you'll hear

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why in a minute. Alicia ask
go on tay for the city belt Monday.

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Kelly Bryant, she's not your aunt, but she'll take you to plan

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Rebecca, No, don't go,
You'll see it. Gabby, girls,

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Katerina, check that moler before there's
trouble. Valerie, Bubba Fenwick, Polly,

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we love your pancakes, Athena and
you're you and you're dancing, Elizabeth

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Williamson and all your kids, and
Rita with your bassinet, and Jacob is

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so growley. Leslie is accosting people. Still at it, Still at it,

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Nikki, call your girl, Aaron
who does not? Ana Faris,

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Katie Murphy, Amy's Kelly Ladi da
share bear. Uh, Sarah Stefano,

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she's our Paisano. Aaron Dirty Sanchez, Jennifer, get up, Sandra,

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it's not easy being green. Christa. You make meywanas. But Stephanie's a

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sticker rinker. Aaron Sanchez is fine
with you saying she suggested it. Oh

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okay, what a dirty Sancha.
Hilarious, hilarious, She's good. I'm

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gonna hear about this one. She's
gonna be like, oh my god,

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she's she thinks it's really funny your
reaction to it. Oh good, Okay,

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she'll be doubly pleased. Uh,
Caitlin, can you turn me up?

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Just a hairball, just a little
hair? I hate so gross somehow,

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just the word the sea word is
fine. But when I had a

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hair, hair just alone, you
know, like your hair is fine when

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it's on your head and you're brushing
it, but like one goes crazy and

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gets into your salad, it's like
a fucking all hell breaks loose. Like

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ah, that is so true.
I can I'll never eat at that restaurant

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again. Ever again, there was
a hair in mice, probably mine.

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That is so funny. Yesterday I
was at this party which I'm going to

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tell you more about, but white
Elephant party, and I swear to god,

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I this is so crazy. I
had the same thought because there was

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sour cream. We were having latkas
because it was a party, and there

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was a little black hair in the
sour cream. And I saw it and

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I was like, you know what, It's just it wasn't like a pube

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obviously, how would that get in
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oh, a hair. And I
was like, you know what, if

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somebody else sees this, it's gonna
ruin their whole time. We're gonna have

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to throw out the sour cream.
And it's so I have the same thought,

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and you know what, I just
plucked it out through it away,

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didn't tell anybody no ew I want
to vomit. But I had that same

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thought. I was like, Okay, it's just a hair off somebody's head.

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It's like but it's not. It's
not like it's just when you get

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it, like it's like like a
rat hair, I know, but like

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when you ever, ever, anytime
you have like hair in your like you

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eat like pasta or soup something,
and then you pull it out of your

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mouth, which most of the time
it is my hair to be because I

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always wear my hairtie on my wrist, so sometimes my hair is up,

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but my hair tie has been like
holding on for dear life, either in

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my hair or around my wrist for
months. And it's got hair all tangled

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in it, and and and it's
the right hand. And then I'm eating

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with my right hand, so I'm
guessing most of the time. And it's

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a long, like auburn color,
you know, so it's probably my hair.

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But still I freak out, like, whoah, I can't eat,

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can't I ever, I'm never gonna
eat there again. It discuss it grosses

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me out. That's so funny.
Yeah, I know it's off your head

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and it's I know, but you
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Right, But even if it came
from like I don't know even if

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it came from the chef or something
like a right, I know it's a

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piece of hair. I think it's
a texture. You know. The other

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thing is is I had a I
fell asleep yesterday, like in the middle

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of watching something in the middle of
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home with the kids all weekend,
and I started to dream, and I

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had one of those dreams that my
teeth kept getting knocked out. I picked

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up my laptop and it smacked me
in the in the mouth and my front

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tooth got knocked out. So I'm
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mean it was vivid, and then
my bottom tooth like started coming out.

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I'm loosening it and I'm pulling it
out, and now there's like shards of

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teeth stuck in my guns. Do
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but you know, I read a
dream interpretation thing a long time ago,

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but I guess I have had that
dream because I've looked it up.

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It means you're gonna come into money. I swear to God, Kaylin,

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you should google dreams about losing your
teeth. I googled it and I saw

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that it means that you're not being
heard, or you're trying to like your

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voice isn't being heard, or you're
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my kid, I don't know that's
what That's what I read interesting, but

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I have heard both because I used
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the day when I was like in
high school. I never came into money

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back then, and I win the
lottery. Have some very common dreams.

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I mean, even when I google
dreams about it's the first one teeth falling

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out. Unfortunately, Stephanie, the
first result I'm saying is not you're going

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to come into money, but that
dreams of teeth falling out may symbolize anxiety,

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insecurity or loss. Yeah, there
you go. Makes sense. Most

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of my recurring dreams are not really
googleable. I've had I used to have

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one, and I have it every
few years where I'm in an elevator and

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it's not that the elevator drops,
it's that the elevator is going shoots up

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and it won't it just won't stop
going up. I don't know what that

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means. I think that means that
I'm rising to the top. It's probably

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I'm going to give it a totally
different meaning. Yeah, but it's always

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terrifying, really, and it's been
a reoccurring dream. Yeah, I have

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dreams about well, I have also
just dreams about unstable elevator stuff like you

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get on the elevator and it's like
a really and you're on like the two

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hundredth floor and it's a really creepy, like the elevator's acting weird. And

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yeah, it's called Tower and Tear
Disneyland. That's a good ride, Yeah

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it is. Doesn't stop you're going
on that ride? Yeah, you know

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every time. Sometimes I'll have a
dream and then I'll get woken up by

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the alarm clock or something, and
then I don't remember what the dream was,

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but I know I was having a
good time here have those oh yeah,

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stuff was going on where I was
feeling good. I was having a

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good time. I was talking to
somebody I enjoyed, I don't know what.

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But then the alarm just came on
and like within minutes, I completely

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can't remember what I was dreaming about. Do you ever have sex dreams but

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they're not coming to fruition? Yes, And you're like, oh, I'm

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almost almost, and you're like just
wait and then and then it's like your

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brain starts waking you up and you're
like no, really, well not even

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the alarm clock, but like your
body's trying to wake you up, and

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you're like, let me have some
fun please, right, psyche. Yeah,

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yes, I've had those dreaks.
Let me finish. This morning.

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Natalia comes in my room and you
know, I get I cold get up

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with her in the morning, so
I tell her like, just come get

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me and I'll, you know,
make your eggs when I'm there for brut

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camp. Yeah. Right. So
she comes in and it was one of

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those mornings, and I guess I
was asleep, but I was hearing Phil

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like like, you know, about
to throw up, but I didn't wake

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up. And she walks in and
she goes she didn't notice it at first,

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and she goes, mom, can
you make me eggs? And I

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was like, yeah, of course, and then she goes ew, I

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go what, don't tell me?
And she goes, Phil, just threw

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up all over your rug. Oh
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green just file look like in in
a pile, just a lot on the

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by the way, the rug that
the company gave, you know, because

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our house is staged, we have
to give this rug back. Oh so

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now they're so then she was like
uh and she's already grossed out by Phil.

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She's like, never mind, you
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Am I go, well, it
only take me a minute to clean up.

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She's like, no, it's okay, it's okay. I go,

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well, I'm gonna wash my hands. She goes, no, I feel

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bad, like you take care of
this, Like I'm okay, I'm gonna

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get out of school early today.
Anyway, we have finals. I don't

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need I'm not that hungry, Like
all right, well this was today,

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just this morning. Oh she's still
in school. Yeah, they have they

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have finals until Wednesday. Oh mm
hmm, my kids are done, lucky.

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Well, yeah, so that was
my morning. Yeah, with waking

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up to puke. So your kids
are out, so my kids are out.

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But okay, So Friday, last
Friday was their last day of school.

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Right Saturday, Xander was supposed to
have a speech tournament, his second

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one. I was. He was
so excited about it. Tournament. Yeah,

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m tournament, there you go.
Tournament. Oh my god, thank

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you though, because I would be
hearing about this from AGRO listeners and just

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have like nothing better to do than
correct my pronunciation of words. So I

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put on some salve and so he
was supposed to have a tournament, and

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he was like he'd been practicing and
practicing. It was with a partner,

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same thing that he did in the
last tournament. Anyway, and remember I

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told you that the speech and debate
person asked me if I would judge,

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remember that from last week, and
I was like, and John told me

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absolutely not. So I had written
to her on the Thursday and said,

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hey, I have a cold and
you know, so if I cannot come,

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I would be for But if I
you know, yeah, if you

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don't have enough parents and that you'd
have to eliminate an event, I'll come.

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So she wrote me back and she
was like, no, we have

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enough parents. Thank you, but
thank you for letting me know. She

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was super sweet. Okay, so
Saturday morning, five in the morning,

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Xander comes into our bedroom and he's
like, and that's another one where you

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wake up out of a deep sleep
and you're like, what your brain has

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to go? Let me figure out
what's happening. I was having dinner with

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Obama. Second, now you're in
my room, right. I was in

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an elevator shooting up. Will you
walka style into the sky? And now

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I've got a child? Yeah,
and when your kids are older, so

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Caitlin, you're not there yet,
Yes I am. No. I was

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going to say when your kids are
older, it's more jarring because you're not

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used to it. Because when your
kids are young, you're used to they're

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waking you up like it could be
any time day or night. Your kids

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are like, yeah, I mean
after you know, once the baby phase

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is over, they're pretty good about
not really waking us up in the middle

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of the night. But even last
week, I like just comes into the

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room in the middle of the night, just standing in the doorway like a

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creepy silhouette and I have to poop, and I go, okay, so

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I have to get up and like
help her go poop, and then she

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goes back to bed, and then
I can't sleep anymore because I'm awake now.

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So yeah, that was one of
my days last week. Right,

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So Xander, five in the morning, he says, I think I'm sick,

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and I was like, oh no, really, and he's like,

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yeah, I have a fever.
And I was like, oh no.

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So I got up and took his
temperature and sure enough, it was like

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one hundred point eight or something,
and I'm like and he's like, oh,

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and I should just tell you that
the day before he was coughing.

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So Friday, he'll last day of
school Friday afternoon, he's coughing, but

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like, I don't know how to
explain it. But I was like,

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Xander, are you sick? And
he's like no, oh, And now

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I realized that he just didn't want
He was just in the nile And I'm

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like, what is this like a
new tick? Like he has a coughing

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tick now, because honestly, like
he's like, nope, I have no

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other symptoms. It must be like
the weather. Maybe it's just allergies.

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And I was like, I don't
think allergies give you kind of like that.

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It was a real cough, you
know. But I let him live

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in his delusional world. You know. I was like, all right,

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well, who am I to tell
him? No, you're I mean,

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he has no other symptoms. Anyway, Now he has a fever and it's

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the morning of this. He's supposed
to be at the speech tournament in a

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few hours and he has a partner
now, and I was like, well,

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you can't go to speech and debate
and he was like no, I

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think I can. I got no, I'm gonna be fine. I'll just

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like take some motion. And I
was like, honey, no, like

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you're sick. Sick, like you
can't like you you have a partner,

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you can't be around all those kids
all day and you don't feel well,

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like once the adrenaline of like oh
my god, I have to get there

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off and you feel like shit,
you're not gonna do well anyway, but

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it's irresponsible for me to send you
you can't. Yeah, and he's like

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okay, So he texts his he
texts his partner and weirdly, she was

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awake. I don't know why.
This was five am. And he's like

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oh. She said, like,
don't worry about it, like I understand,

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take care of yourself. So nice. Nice. Yeah, So anyway,

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that's Saturday. Now. I had
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because you what, were sick on
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We came back on Tuesday and we
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Like I just was like, oh, I think I have a cold.

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I remember. Yeah, So anyway, I bring Xander that I guess

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that day. Yeah, that was
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care because I'll tell you why.
I was like, I think he has

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the flu because fever and coughing though
that's usually a sore throat is a cold,

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coughing, and fever is usually flu. And here's the thing, no

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flu shot for my kids last year, same thing, Yeah, no flu

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shot. Last year. Xander got
the flu over Thanksgiving and he stayed home

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for Thanksgiving and then John got the
flu from Xander. Oh yeah, I

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had a flu shot. I and
I got the flu too last year.

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But mild I think I don't.
I'm confused. But anyway, in our

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house, I'm the only one.
This is like the worst parenting. I

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got a flu shot for myself.
I'm like at CVS, I'm like,

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I think I told you guys about
this, because I was asking the pharmacist

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about the COVID vaccine and I was
like, do you think I should get

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the new booster and he said,
yeah, you can, you know,

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And I said, but if I
had to choose, because I don't want

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to get them both at the same
time because I don't want to be knocked

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out. He's like, get the
flu vaccine. It's effective. And I

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was like, Okay, I'm gonna
get the flu vaccine. I'll be back

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for my COVID, which I didn't
come back for yet. But anyway,

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so I think that I had the
flu, but just didn't wasn't very symptomatic.

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Why isn't that anytime anybody gets the
flu shot, they get the flu.

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Well, is it because of the
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No, but this is like months
later. Oh, I didn't get the

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flu from the flu shot. No, but I've had years in the past

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I didn't get the flu shot and
I've been freaking laid out with the flu,

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like worst sickness I've ever had.
Right, although one year I did

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get the flu shot and it was
the worst I'd ever had. First time

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I got the flu. No flu
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really a thing that everybody got to
have. I don't know, Lynette,

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but I do know this Xander does
have the flu. So we took him

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to get tested. I tested him
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flu positive. Really sick me not
so much so, And I asked the

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dog. I was like, do
you think that I could have had the

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flu? And he goes, yeah, but here's what the flu shot does.

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It makes you less contagious and it
makes your symptoms really mild. So

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I was like, oh, and
he said I wouldn't be contagious anymore anyways

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in a week, so I should
I should get the flu shot. But

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both my kids got the flu shot
only because they had their physicals, and

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yeah, they got their flu shot, So because you were being a good

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parent and made them do it.
I have literally taken my kids for their

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physical and just didn't want to hear
the crying and the histrionics about getting a

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shot, especially from Xander. He
used to. He's much better about it

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now, but he used to flip
out blood test any kind of shots.

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I mean, you know, shaking
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yeah, it became a little bit
not worth it to be like, uh

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whatever, you might get the flu
anyway. Right, But now that I

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think about it, I'm like,
uh, not a great parenting choice,

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Like you should make your kids get
the flu shot, Like yeah, well

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maybe you just build up their antibodies
instead by coughing all over them with the

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flu, yeah, or letting them
eat a gumball off the mall floor like

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I did with Sadie when she was
little. Right, what was it?

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God kissed it, devil missed it? Is that? They say, Yeah,

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that's like a moated phrase. You
pick it up, you give it

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a kiss, and you go God
kissed it, Devil missed it. Then

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you eat it. Okay, this
is food off the floor. Okay,

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okay. Do you ever do you
ever mop your floor like in your kitchen?

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Do you? Yeah? I do? You clean your kitchen floor and

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then you drop food on it?
You're like, oh, I it,

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I just clean this. This ship
is disinfected, right yeah, Like this

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is the only time I'm ever going
to be able to eat food off my

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floor. Yeah. I never thought
about that, only because Phil's hair is

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everywhere all the time, even when
I because you have to, I have

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to swift the floor at to vacuum
it because otherwise it gets so gross.

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And it's the genius that decided to
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I won't say who, but maybe
everybody can produce and do the math.

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But yeah, so the floor needs
to stay. You know, it gets

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dirty pretty quickly, right, so, and it takes two seconds to swift,

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you know, and get But there's
always hair everywhere, like no matter

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what I can vacuum. And also
he follows me. Wow, I'm vacuumting

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dropping hair along the way because he's
constantly shedding, right, He's just a

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pain in the ass, that dog. It really is. You missed him

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when he was like I know,
I know, but he you know,

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after spending all weekend with him,
and he follows me everywhere, and he

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wants to constantly have treats and go
outside and wake me up in the middle

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the night like a regular dog.
Constantly wants, like to the streets,

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or like to go to the bathroom. Oh like that, Yes, in

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the middle of the night. He
wakes me up. Just last night,

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three thirty in the morning, he's
like at the door banging. It's kicking

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the door. I'm like, why
can't what because you know, normally can

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go through the night without going to
the bathroom. But I don't know.

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He must have ate something. Ye
must to give him one too many treats,

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because I do give him a lot
of treats, and I think he

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gets, you know, a stomach
ache, and then I have to suffer

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trying to be nice to the dog. But then I have to suffer the

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right, right, you get,
how do I get it to get hurt?

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People's stomach is very sensitive too,
so a lot of times, well

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when she she does, she will
whine at us to go out and every

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once in a while it does happen
in the middle of the night and she

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just to go have right now,
you know what, Yeah, outside,

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and then she comes back in and
then she might you know, it's been

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a couple of times where it's been
like an infant, like every few hours.

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She used to go back out there. Yes, it sucks, right,

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but she tells you when you have
to. She does. She definitely

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does. Yeah, she doesn't just
go in the house, right yeah,

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same with phil. The one time
she went in the house was when she

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had steroids. Oh yeah, and
then she like lost her mind and didn't

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know where she was and then she
pooped in Elbie's room on like this greenish

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rug that she probably thought was grass
for all she knew it only had her

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a few months at that point.
She was very potty trained though, and

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as soon when she did that,
she felt so bad about it. She

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told us, Yeah, she was
like, I'm so sorry, our Doug.

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I don't know, did I ever
bring that up before? What that

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people can talk? Oh now,
I probably should have led with that,

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But you know what, let's talk
about Quint's. Oh my gosh, we

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were just talking about Quints. Caylin
has the cutest pair of men's like jogging

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thin sweat I think they're called the
performance sweatpants. But you've heard me talking

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about them during these reads, and
I was not lying anytime I said that

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they're the most comfortable sweatpants. I
got them in the middle of summer because

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I was just buying my time till
winter came around and I could wear them

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all the time. And now I
can wear them all the time. Well,

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both Lynett and I were like,
oh my gosh, we must get

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those for our sons. Like immediately, I'm going to go home and order

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them. Yeah, me too,
I'm gone to get them for Sunny using

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our code. Yes, yeah,
this holiday shopping if you want, you

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from Quinns. Quins has luxury clothes at

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when I say that, becaushmere sweaters for

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forty five bucks. It's crazy.
And I love my cashmere sweater. Cashmere

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sweaters make a really good gift.
They're just classic. The Phoenix. They

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have crew necks. I got one
in bubblegum pink, me too. I

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col. All right, so this weekend

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spent a lot of time with the
kids, m m yeah, and it's

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nice to just hang out with them. Sonny and his friends came over and

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cooked steak dinners. Ooh, I
know, it's like Sonny take some notes,

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which was nice. Un Italian.
I watched Bride'smaid We deck. Oh.

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I went and got a Christmas tree
by myself. So well, Sunny's

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dropped out years ago, but Natalia
loves tradition and she like loves to go

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get a Christmas tree. And every
day it was like I can't tonight,

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but maybe tomorrow. I can't tonight, but maybe. So then finally I

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go, do you want me to
just go get a tree while you're at

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school? And she's like, that
would be great. So I went and

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I picked it up. I mean
I just walked in and went, I'll

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take that one, you know,
like just a you know, tall full

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whatever. Forgot to put water in
it for the first twenty four hour.

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Totally forgot because after you get the
tree and you shove it, they shoved

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it into my car. They put
it inside my car. Oh interesting,

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yes, but now you have pine
needles all over my car. It smells

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like a Christmas tree were fresh,
you know, like this right, you

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know. And then I got home. Sonny helped me carry it inside,

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made a mess, and then so
Sunny was home, but he didn't want

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to go. By the time I
got home, it was like five o'clock.

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And then so he helped me carry
it in, and then I vacuumed

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and I'll tell you clean everything and
it come completely forgot about the water.

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The next morning, Uh, it's
like bone dry. I put water in

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it, and then like the next
day it smelled really vagrant, I mean

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fragrant yeah, vagrant. A vagrant
smelled like a vagrant, And so I

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went down and I checked the water
completely bone dry. Again. The thing

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was it was thirsty hot. This
Christmas tree. But uh yeah, so

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then and then I, you know, decorating it and everything. So this

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weekend, like Natalian, I did
that. We got all the decorations decorated

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the house. I would love to
have found the elf on the shelf.

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Yeah, it's sitting on a shelf. We don't move it around, but

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it's there. If I would have
found it, I would have moved it

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around at least the days I was
at the house. Then you go back

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and you find it. It's just
still in the same place, right right.

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It has broken legs, you know, I it's not ambulatory. Do

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you have eight elf on the shelf? Oh? Elf on the shelf is

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very big? Do you remember to
move it? Amy remembers to move it.

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But you know, I've like once
or twice it's been I've been like,

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oh, we forgot, we got
to do that. So I was

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able to save it once or twice, but Amy doesn't for the most part.

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Yeah, that's good. You haven't. You haven't missed a night,

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although one night we did put him
somewhere, and like too quickly after they

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went to bed. So then Isla
got up found the elf and was like,

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why is buddy there all of a
sudden, and I was like,

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don't worry about it, go to
bed, and I just pushed her back

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into bed and then moved it again, and she didn't seem to remember finding

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it. So I think we got
away with that one. It's smart.

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Yeah, yeah, that's so funny. I don't like traditions that our potential

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parenting fails. Well, like whoever
came up with the whole tooth fairy thing

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was really it's really kind of a
fuck you to parents. It's like,

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good luck with this one, right, you know, right, like remembering

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this, how many of us,
who among us has not at least forgotten

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one time to like put money under
their pillow? And also you got to

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find out what the going rate is, what's the competition out there? Right

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now? Right? There's that too. They go to school and they talk

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to their friends. It's like,
what you got five dollars? I got

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quarter? You know, God,
when I was a kid, Yeah,

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that's what you got. You were
lucky. If you had a quarter,

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you probably got five cents sometimes,
yeah, dimes nichols. Yeah, and

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I was happy to have it right, it was nineteen oh seven. Yeah.

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And the thing is you have to
live in fear. You have to

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wait. You have to try to
stay up long enough that your kid is

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sound asleep. They have to be
in that certain sleep cycle that they're sleeping

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hard, yeah, because you have
to freaking jostle their head, yeah,

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to make sure that that Why couldn't
it have been like at the foot of

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their bed or something somewhere You could
just sneak in and put money at the

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foot of their bed and they just
leave their tooth in plain sight. You

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got to go burrow under their pillow, jostling their head shit, you know,

407
00:28:10,319 --> 00:28:14,319
giving them whiplash in their sleep,
and then slide your hand and then

408
00:28:14,359 --> 00:28:17,279
how many times does this happened where
you skit your hand under their pillow and

409
00:28:17,319 --> 00:28:21,640
you're like, where's this fucking thing? I find it too, I can't

410
00:28:21,720 --> 00:28:22,799
find it. And then you're like, well, I don't want to just

411
00:28:22,880 --> 00:28:26,920
shove a dollar bill under there,
because then their tooth is still going to

412
00:28:26,960 --> 00:28:29,680
be there and they're going to be
like, what happened? So then you

413
00:28:29,799 --> 00:28:33,160
have to really like it's like performing
surgery. You know. You have to

414
00:28:33,279 --> 00:28:37,359
be so precise and get under there
and then move the And you don't want

415
00:28:37,359 --> 00:28:41,240
to have too many moves either,
because that's a lot of chances for them

416
00:28:41,279 --> 00:28:42,359
to wait. Night. You kind
of want to do it with one,

417
00:28:44,720 --> 00:28:48,480
right, yeah. Like I just
remember like looking up. They were looking

418
00:28:48,559 --> 00:28:51,799
up at me like I think it
was sunny, like you know, and

419
00:28:51,880 --> 00:28:53,960
I'm like, I'm just you know, fluffing your pillow. They not to

420
00:28:55,039 --> 00:28:59,240
sleep, you know, and but
they still are not asleep yet because they

421
00:28:59,319 --> 00:29:03,559
remember. And then the other thing
is is that you fall asleep in the

422
00:29:03,640 --> 00:29:07,440
bed usually most of the time,
and then you get into this deep sleep

423
00:29:07,559 --> 00:29:10,319
and then you forget all about it, get up, you go to bed,

424
00:29:10,400 --> 00:29:12,920
and then you're like the next morning, like I guess the tooth fairy

425
00:29:12,960 --> 00:29:19,160
day, maybe the tooth fairy fell
asleep. Yes, that is so awful.

426
00:29:19,279 --> 00:29:23,119
And then it's just an opportunity for
you to feel bad about yourself as

427
00:29:23,160 --> 00:29:27,920
a parent, right yeah, yeah, fate parents. One tradition that I

428
00:29:29,079 --> 00:29:34,279
came up with that now I'm upset
about is the Santa Claus used to always

429
00:29:34,319 --> 00:29:37,599
bring a gift and put it at
the foot of their bed. Now.

430
00:29:37,799 --> 00:29:41,160
I get the fact that they're too
old for this now anyway, like okay,

431
00:29:41,480 --> 00:29:44,920
I can just say, hey,
you're too you know that there's no

432
00:29:45,119 --> 00:29:48,359
sana, so there's gonna be gifts
under the tree. But they love tradition.

433
00:29:48,599 --> 00:29:52,480
My kids love tradition like you'res So
they still want that gift at the

434
00:29:52,480 --> 00:29:56,359
foot of their bed. But it's
like I can't outlast them. These kids

435
00:29:56,400 --> 00:29:59,559
stay up till like three in the
morning. I know that possible way.

436
00:30:00,480 --> 00:30:03,519
Yeah, So what I might do
is just do it in the morning because

437
00:30:03,559 --> 00:30:07,240
I get up at seven in the
morning, so I can sneak in there

438
00:30:07,279 --> 00:30:10,759
and put something. Yeah, So
the thing used to be, you can

439
00:30:10,799 --> 00:30:14,240
go get your stocking. Even when
they were young, I'd say, you

440
00:30:14,319 --> 00:30:17,000
can open your present at the foot
of your bed, so you have something

441
00:30:17,079 --> 00:30:19,599
to open so you don't wake us
up. Right. This would tie them

442
00:30:19,720 --> 00:30:25,319
over, and then I would let
them go and go and open their stockings

443
00:30:25,319 --> 00:30:27,880
smart which would be full of like
you know, candy and gifts. And

444
00:30:27,960 --> 00:30:33,160
then they'd be high on sugar and
have had a few little fun things before

445
00:30:33,359 --> 00:30:37,480
and then because John and I would
be like, let us please have our

446
00:30:37,559 --> 00:30:41,160
coffee. Yes, I know,
I know I remember, and you know,

447
00:30:41,400 --> 00:30:45,279
I would do candy sometimes and they're
stocking. Well, not with Phil

448
00:30:45,319 --> 00:30:48,559
around the house, because now I
can't do that because he'll go and tear

449
00:30:48,640 --> 00:30:52,319
the stocking down and eat all the
candy out. I I can't do that

450
00:30:52,440 --> 00:30:56,680
anymore. And when they were little, they'll just eat candy and just put

451
00:30:56,720 --> 00:31:00,960
it down, and then no,
can't have can have candy interesting, which

452
00:31:00,039 --> 00:31:03,440
is fine because they don't want candy
anymore anyway, right, Nutelli's not a

453
00:31:03,480 --> 00:31:07,079
big candy person, you know.
So now I got to figure out other

454
00:31:07,160 --> 00:31:14,640
things like sacks, underwear, shaving
stuff. I guess, like that's so

455
00:31:14,839 --> 00:31:21,960
funny. I shopped a Victoria's Secret
sale. Okay, I on our neighborhood

456
00:31:22,000 --> 00:31:27,039
buy nothing group, somebody offered up
a Victoria's Secret like spend spend seventy five

457
00:31:27,079 --> 00:31:30,279
dollars, get twenty five dollars off. So I was like, I'll take

458
00:31:30,359 --> 00:31:33,759
it. It was like a code, So she sent me the code,

459
00:31:33,119 --> 00:31:38,119
so I ordered a bunch. I
ordered underwear sale, underwear for both Sadie

460
00:31:38,160 --> 00:31:45,559
and LB. Nice. This will
be you in many years, but teenage

461
00:31:45,640 --> 00:31:48,480
girls go through a lot of pairs
of underwear. Let's just say that.

462
00:31:48,640 --> 00:31:53,039
Yeah, yeah, having to throw
them out. Yeah. Period yes,

463
00:31:53,400 --> 00:31:59,440
periods come and then it ruins all
your best underwear, right, So they

464
00:31:59,480 --> 00:32:00,839
always need new underwear. So I
bought a bunch of parasol. I was

465
00:32:00,880 --> 00:32:04,720
gonna put those. I was gonna
put underwear in their stockings. And then

466
00:32:04,759 --> 00:32:08,240
I bought Xanderson. That's a good
idea underwear for American Eagle. Yeah.

467
00:32:08,319 --> 00:32:12,440
Oh that's a good one. It's
a good idea. Yeah. And you

468
00:32:12,519 --> 00:32:17,920
always need stocking ideas, like I
did. So. Sadie likes these little

469
00:32:19,920 --> 00:32:24,160
they're they're little stars that you put
on your pimples. Oh yeah, yeah,

470
00:32:24,240 --> 00:32:28,480
pimple stars. She loves those.
And I bought some of those on

471
00:32:28,599 --> 00:32:34,720
Amazon. I gave those in their
Easter baskets and they never went well.

472
00:32:34,920 --> 00:32:37,359
Sunny doesn't, Natalia. I mean
once in a while, but I just

473
00:32:37,440 --> 00:32:40,799
see it just sitting in her drawer, just not open, you know,

474
00:32:42,359 --> 00:32:46,319
right. But those are good.
I like those, Sadie. I don't

475
00:32:46,319 --> 00:32:50,680
think I got any of those for
Elbie. She doesn't really. I don't

476
00:32:50,720 --> 00:32:53,960
think Elbie would use them. Yeah, I got those one of those things

477
00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:59,839
that they the kids love. It's
like a headband almost, but it's made

478
00:32:59,880 --> 00:33:01,880
of like soft material. And they
use it when they're like yeah, makeup

479
00:33:01,960 --> 00:33:05,480
or whatever to hold their hair back. That's a good one. Those like

480
00:33:05,599 --> 00:33:08,920
fluffy yea like bathroom materials but it
goes around their head. That's cute.

481
00:33:10,440 --> 00:33:15,079
I got Sadie one of those.
I did get some candy. Oh,

482
00:33:15,279 --> 00:33:22,079
I got some I got these baths, these shower steamers from Explicit Essentials.

483
00:33:23,000 --> 00:33:27,920
The I went on Etsy. If
you go on Etsy under and look up

484
00:33:28,200 --> 00:33:31,720
explicit Essentials, it was really they're
really funny. They all say they say

485
00:33:31,839 --> 00:33:37,839
like calm the fuck down and relax, bitch or bitch relax or whatever.

486
00:33:37,920 --> 00:33:40,440
It's all sweary. Yeah, and
their shower steamers and they smell really good.

487
00:33:40,559 --> 00:33:43,920
Oh and you put it in the
shower. Put it in the shower.

488
00:33:44,519 --> 00:33:49,680
Yes, and then the shower steam
and moisture makes the shower smell good

489
00:33:49,720 --> 00:33:52,920
and that's awesome. Yeah. Well
I like that. It's a good idea,

490
00:33:52,039 --> 00:33:55,319
right, Yeah, got that for
Sadi. I didn't get that for

491
00:33:55,519 --> 00:33:59,960
Lbie. But you know what,
I probably should see. The girls are

492
00:34:00,200 --> 00:34:05,039
easier the boys, like, I
don't know, I try every year to

493
00:34:05,079 --> 00:34:07,199
get him, like I don't know, but he you know, like a

494
00:34:07,239 --> 00:34:12,079
gift card or something like that the
Starbucks. But other than that, like

495
00:34:12,239 --> 00:34:15,039
it's hard. Even just presents for
Sonny is hard. You know. Girls

496
00:34:15,079 --> 00:34:20,360
are so much easier makeup, clothes
this that, you know, but boys,

497
00:34:20,440 --> 00:34:25,000
it's like, I don't know.
I got Xander's spike ball. I

498
00:34:25,079 --> 00:34:29,039
think we were talking about it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's the

499
00:34:29,159 --> 00:34:31,119
one with those trampoline in the middle
and you just you hit the ball onto

500
00:34:31,159 --> 00:34:35,920
the kind of trampoline and yes,
and they do it in their bedroom.

501
00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:38,039
Can they do it? I don't
know, because outside the ball will go

502
00:34:38,119 --> 00:34:40,440
flying like but that's what makes it
fun. You know, hit it and

503
00:34:40,480 --> 00:34:44,280
it'll go like really you gotta like
run and go get it back. Right.

504
00:34:45,039 --> 00:34:49,400
So my friend got it for her
kid. But what Luckily I talked

505
00:34:49,400 --> 00:34:51,960
to her first, my friend Laura. She was like, yeah, I

506
00:34:52,039 --> 00:34:53,880
got it, but I got like, not the right thing. I didn't

507
00:34:53,920 --> 00:34:59,239
get spike ball. I got like
I want to be spike ball that she

508
00:34:59,360 --> 00:35:02,840
said her, so on a house
Yeah, I don't want this house ball

509
00:35:02,960 --> 00:35:06,639
like it's supposed to be. So
she returned it and got the right one.

510
00:35:06,760 --> 00:35:07,559
So I was like, Okay,
I'm not gonna make that mistake,

511
00:35:07,760 --> 00:35:12,119
right, I got that for Xander's
good and as you know, we're doing

512
00:35:12,199 --> 00:35:15,039
the guitar. So that's that.
Yeah. Didn't you have a white Elephant

513
00:35:15,119 --> 00:35:22,920
party? Oh? I sure did? Uh? Yeah, I went to

514
00:35:22,039 --> 00:35:24,400
this party last night. Okay,
So I'm gonna tell you the things that

515
00:35:24,519 --> 00:35:29,199
I brought. Okay, because I
I think I yeah you, Yeah,

516
00:35:29,599 --> 00:35:34,320
what did I tell you? I
got got like a was it Snoop Dogg

517
00:35:34,440 --> 00:35:39,039
or no Snow? I got Snoop
Dogg, A Funko pop, a Snoop

518
00:35:39,079 --> 00:35:43,920
dog Funkle Pop that came with Chalice. Yes, okay, so that was

519
00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:50,199
one funny one. My other really
funny one. And okay, so I

520
00:35:50,360 --> 00:35:53,559
found this under like, I looked
up something of like fun white elephant gift

521
00:35:53,639 --> 00:35:57,239
ideas and I found this and it
made me laugh out loud. It's a

522
00:35:57,760 --> 00:36:04,119
It's people of Walmart adult coloring book. Oh wow. Yeah, and it

523
00:36:04,360 --> 00:36:07,000
is so frickin funny. It's all
you know, the meme of people of

524
00:36:07,079 --> 00:36:13,440
Walmart, and it's always people dressed
in like you know, right crazy outfits

525
00:36:13,559 --> 00:36:16,480
or like half man half horse outfit, but they're walking around Walmart with like

526
00:36:16,599 --> 00:36:21,719
barely dressed or whatever. Yeah.
So it's that it's a lot of nudity.

527
00:36:22,960 --> 00:36:27,280
It and then I bought some smell
scented colored pencils to go with it.

528
00:36:27,559 --> 00:36:30,800
Nice. That got a huge laugh
and was passed all around, So

529
00:36:30,920 --> 00:36:34,079
that was funny. So then okay, so the Snoop dogg and then I

530
00:36:34,159 --> 00:36:38,280
did scratcher tickets. Oh I love
that idea. I did five three dollars

531
00:36:38,320 --> 00:36:43,199
scratcher tickets because it was a fifteen
dollar limit. And then I did a

532
00:36:43,320 --> 00:36:46,639
fifteen dollars Target gift card and put
some like some Trader Joe's, like chocolate

533
00:36:46,800 --> 00:36:53,039
covered almonds and a hot cocoa nice
chocolate thing from U. And then oh,

534
00:36:53,159 --> 00:36:57,280
emany gifted you have to bring well. I was originally going to bring

535
00:36:57,400 --> 00:37:00,280
five, okay because it was our
whole family was going. And then I

536
00:37:00,440 --> 00:37:07,840
had I found in my cabinet a
yetti, a brand new yetti, like

537
00:37:07,039 --> 00:37:12,639
fourteen ounce tumbler. It's called a
rambler. I don't know, there were

538
00:37:12,760 --> 00:37:15,960
like twenty bucks online. It was
Brandon sitting in my cabinet. Yeah,

539
00:37:15,039 --> 00:37:16,960
so I was like, oh,
that that's a good one. Yeah.

540
00:37:17,079 --> 00:37:23,119
So I wrapped all those things,
but then John wasn't John started to wonder

541
00:37:23,199 --> 00:37:27,199
if he wasn't feeling well, so
I was like, you better stay home.

542
00:37:27,280 --> 00:37:30,320
This is a bunch of like hypochondriac
Jewish roople. Right, hey,

543
00:37:30,559 --> 00:37:35,000
that's a bunch of Jews, yeah, germophobic Jews. I was like,

544
00:37:35,079 --> 00:37:38,280
Sam, yeah, So he stayed
home and then Xander was obviously still home.

545
00:37:38,360 --> 00:37:43,000
So it was me, Sadie and
Elbe. So I provided one extra

546
00:37:43,119 --> 00:37:47,840
gift for the people. Anyway,
it was very funny. Nobody was stealing

547
00:37:47,920 --> 00:37:51,000
though. I was like, come
on, we need some drama here.

548
00:37:51,199 --> 00:37:55,159
So so somebody got the Scratcher tickets. I so, on my turn,

549
00:37:55,400 --> 00:38:00,880
I stole the scratcher tickets. Oh
good, nice and one of my scratcher

550
00:38:00,960 --> 00:38:04,360
tickets won fifteen dollars. Oh really, so I got my money back?

551
00:38:04,440 --> 00:38:08,039
Oh my god, yeah I got
it was like nice, seven eleven scratchers.

552
00:38:08,119 --> 00:38:12,679
I got Scratcher tickets once, and
it was like on my birthday,

553
00:38:12,920 --> 00:38:16,840
and we were all like, I
think in Big Bear, like like Jimmy

554
00:38:16,880 --> 00:38:21,239
and all those guys. The writer, so Tony Barbieri is a writer on

555
00:38:21,880 --> 00:38:25,519
Kimmel. He loves to prank people. But I didn't put two and two

556
00:38:25,599 --> 00:38:29,599
together. So he got me scratchers
for my birthday. Uh huh. So

557
00:38:29,719 --> 00:38:31,159
I was like, oh, this
is so cool. So I scratched it

558
00:38:31,280 --> 00:38:36,960
off and like it said, I
won like ten grand and I was like,

559
00:38:37,639 --> 00:38:40,039
oh my god, you guys,
you guys have won ten grand.

560
00:38:40,320 --> 00:38:45,639
I went nuts, and then Tony's
just sitting in the corner. How much

561
00:38:45,679 --> 00:38:47,360
did you win? Like ten grant? He's like wow, la la,

562
00:38:47,559 --> 00:38:52,679
that's a like hi bye, like
good for you. Like ah, I

563
00:38:52,800 --> 00:38:55,440
was like ten grand. Oh my
god. He's like maybe he should read

564
00:38:55,480 --> 00:38:59,039
it closer. And I read it. I was like, you know,

565
00:38:59,400 --> 00:39:01,960
a joke. I was like,
fake, that's so funny. Fuck you

566
00:39:02,079 --> 00:39:06,519
can get those at Spencer's Gifts,
by the way, you can, Yes,

567
00:39:07,280 --> 00:39:10,159
damn it. I had a it's
called Lucky Lady. It's like,

568
00:39:10,320 --> 00:39:14,760
yeah, so didn't one of the
scratchers stand out? Or did he get

569
00:39:14,800 --> 00:39:16,920
you a whole bunch of different ones? I don't remember because I never did

570
00:39:17,039 --> 00:39:20,280
scratch it. I was like,
oh, this this is cool, Like

571
00:39:20,400 --> 00:39:22,440
I like this idea, and then
I did it and I was like,

572
00:39:22,559 --> 00:39:27,559
wow, look at me. I
I know. I had that scratcher and

573
00:39:27,679 --> 00:39:31,119
I carried it around to play as
a prank on somebody, and I always

574
00:39:31,159 --> 00:39:37,079
felt like this is too mean because
it looks for real. I fell for

575
00:39:37,239 --> 00:39:39,719
it for like an hour. He
let me go for a while. I

576
00:39:39,800 --> 00:39:43,840
was like, I can't believe I
let's play cars, We're playing cards.

577
00:39:43,880 --> 00:39:46,199
I'm like, eh, drinks around
me tomorrow at the slopes. Like I'm

578
00:39:46,280 --> 00:39:50,920
talking, I'm I'm rolling. Bit. I was like feeling so good and

579
00:39:51,039 --> 00:39:53,880
it's like it didn't read it like
I was like what. And I don't

580
00:39:53,880 --> 00:39:59,400
think anybody else knew it was fake? Right right? I think the guys

581
00:39:59,440 --> 00:40:01,360
knew, but like the girls are
like, oh my god, that's awesome.

582
00:40:02,440 --> 00:40:06,280
You're buying us straight, you know, go to the outlet. Yeah

583
00:40:06,559 --> 00:40:09,400
right now. I was like,
oh my god, I never get lucky.

584
00:40:10,119 --> 00:40:16,000
Yeah, still haven't gotten lucky.
Ow cruel. That's really cool.

585
00:40:16,280 --> 00:40:20,719
And I get excited for little things
too, Like I was pretty excited that

586
00:40:20,840 --> 00:40:24,119
first on my scratcher ticket, I
won five dollars and I was genuinely like,

587
00:40:24,480 --> 00:40:27,880
oh my god, I won five
dollars. And then it's on the

588
00:40:27,960 --> 00:40:31,039
same scratcher ticket, I realized I
won ten more dollars and I was like

589
00:40:31,480 --> 00:40:35,239
high as a kite. I was
like, you, guys, I won

590
00:40:35,360 --> 00:40:38,039
fifteen dollars now, and people were
like, that's great. So I can't

591
00:40:38,079 --> 00:40:43,000
even imagine thinking I won ten thousand. I would like be losing my mind.

592
00:40:43,039 --> 00:40:45,079
I have like all kinds of shit
I'm gonna do with that money,

593
00:40:45,719 --> 00:40:49,920
you know, and to buy another
car, like I was all in my

594
00:40:50,039 --> 00:40:53,840
head, like I gotta call my
mom, Like, oh my god,

595
00:40:53,880 --> 00:40:58,679
I'm glad he stopped you before you
meet up calls. I never started rolling

596
00:40:58,760 --> 00:41:02,920
calls. I get my dad on
the phone. Oh my god, you

597
00:41:04,000 --> 00:41:09,000
start promising people, I'm gonna buy
you a house. I'll put down then

598
00:41:09,480 --> 00:41:15,119
for you. Yeah, oh my
god. Yeah crazy. He used to

599
00:41:15,199 --> 00:41:17,920
write for crank ankers, right,
Yes, of course, let's see,

600
00:41:17,960 --> 00:41:21,719
that's what I'm doing dealing with.
Oh well, we don't. We're gonna

601
00:41:21,760 --> 00:41:24,599
Oh, let's talk about sorry,
sorry, guy, Let's talk about story

602
00:41:24,719 --> 00:41:29,840
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603
00:41:30,199 --> 00:41:32,400
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604
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605
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606
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607
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608
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609
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622
00:43:04,079 --> 00:43:08,880
I was gonna ask you a question
because I think that this is an

623
00:43:08,960 --> 00:43:14,280
aging thing with me. But and
I know that you like to drive fast.

624
00:43:14,800 --> 00:43:17,000
Still, I was thinking when I
was driving here I was like,

625
00:43:17,119 --> 00:43:22,320
you know, the main thing that's
changed about my driving is how hard it

626
00:43:22,400 --> 00:43:28,440
is to change lanes. Do you
have this at all? I am always

627
00:43:28,679 --> 00:43:31,480
like, okay, all right,
changing lanes has become like a kashaw.

628
00:43:31,760 --> 00:43:37,400
I'm like, all right, all
right, where am I where? Spatially,

629
00:43:37,920 --> 00:43:42,119
who's next to me? I have
this like huge paranoia about my blind

630
00:43:42,159 --> 00:43:45,400
spot now. I'm always like,
oh, there could be somebody right coming

631
00:43:45,480 --> 00:43:47,000
up right behind me, and I
get like, I turn the blinker on

632
00:43:47,559 --> 00:43:52,119
and then I'm not decisive, you
know, like you should turn your blinker

633
00:43:52,199 --> 00:43:55,079
on and then if there's if you
check and there's nobody there, go right,

634
00:43:55,199 --> 00:43:58,599
But I don't. Yeah, I
like I go, I go to

635
00:43:58,679 --> 00:44:01,920
go, And then I'm like,
oh, am I sure? I want

636
00:44:01,920 --> 00:44:05,920
to change lanes right now. I
get a nervous feeling like but what if

637
00:44:06,159 --> 00:44:08,119
what if I didn't check enough times? Yeah? Is that? Well?

638
00:44:08,519 --> 00:44:15,039
I'll say this. What I aging
now driving at night is when I have

639
00:44:15,599 --> 00:44:21,719
like, because my eyes wear glasses, I can't but but I'm not like

640
00:44:22,199 --> 00:44:25,039
I don't need glasses enough to see
like you know far, I can see

641
00:44:25,079 --> 00:44:30,599
far away good, Like it's just
up close like reading glasses. Okay,

642
00:44:30,679 --> 00:44:35,039
but then like so at night,
but then there's lights and it's dark,

643
00:44:35,239 --> 00:44:38,000
and like it plays tricks because I
can't see as good. Right, So

644
00:44:38,159 --> 00:44:42,760
that I have I'm nervous is driving
at night, I slow down. But

645
00:44:42,880 --> 00:44:45,840
during the day. The thing is
is like the thing that I like about

646
00:44:45,880 --> 00:44:50,000
the Tesla is that it's got a
lot to pick me up. So when

647
00:44:50,079 --> 00:44:53,440
I'm switching lanes, if there's somebody
that I'm hesitant and I'm like, are

648
00:44:53,480 --> 00:44:57,800
they too close or whatever, I
just speed up. I just go right

649
00:44:58,039 --> 00:45:00,679
and then I'm I'm fine. Right, that's a I like to be nimble.

650
00:45:00,840 --> 00:45:06,360
I like that. Yeah, but
you know, right, so,

651
00:45:07,119 --> 00:45:09,039
but yeah, but I understand what
you're saying, Like, you know,

652
00:45:09,360 --> 00:45:13,880
does your car make any kind of
like be like if you get too close?

653
00:45:14,440 --> 00:45:17,840
No? But my okay. So
interestingly, my Prius has the which

654
00:45:17,880 --> 00:45:22,159
I love, has the light blinks. If you have your blinker on because

655
00:45:22,159 --> 00:45:25,320
you're going to change lanes, it
has a blink gig thing that tells you

656
00:45:25,360 --> 00:45:29,800
if there's somebody coming up in the
lane. It alerts you have your blind

657
00:45:29,880 --> 00:45:32,360
spot. My tig On, which
is a newer car, doesn't have that.

658
00:45:34,000 --> 00:45:38,039
So when you turn on your blinker, it blinks on your on your

659
00:45:38,079 --> 00:45:43,760
side mirror blinks. But it's tricky
in my brain because I'm like, oh

660
00:45:43,920 --> 00:45:47,000
is it blinking, Because like my
prius, it's telling me that there's don't

661
00:45:47,079 --> 00:45:51,559
change lanes yet, right, But
no, it's not, so I have

662
00:45:51,760 --> 00:45:54,960
so I think my brain has to
do too much work. My brain is

663
00:45:55,000 --> 00:45:59,199
a no getter like that, so
I have to figure I have to think

664
00:45:59,320 --> 00:46:01,960
too much. No, I'm driving, this is the prius, So that's

665
00:46:02,000 --> 00:46:06,280
telling me there's somebody in my blind
spa. Also, once you get older,

666
00:46:06,800 --> 00:46:10,360
you can't just swip your head around
but stay now, my neck is

667
00:46:10,440 --> 00:46:15,480
stiff a lot or it hurts.
You can't just like look over your shoulder

668
00:46:15,519 --> 00:46:19,239
anymore. If I want to pass
a driving test now, and I couldn't

669
00:46:19,320 --> 00:46:24,400
use my rear camera forget about it. That like Sadie when I'm when she's

670
00:46:24,519 --> 00:46:29,559
driving with me, you like,
and she has to train herself just to

671
00:46:29,719 --> 00:46:32,639
look all the way over your shoulder
all the way both ways. That's like

672
00:46:34,000 --> 00:46:37,039
I have to be like the girl
in the Exorcist to be able to still

673
00:46:37,079 --> 00:46:38,679
my head around like an owl.
I know. And it's too tight.

674
00:46:38,800 --> 00:46:42,880
Our next are too tight now,
like you know, Thank God, in

675
00:46:42,920 --> 00:46:45,880
my car makes that beeping sound.
But right, and then Sonny put the

676
00:46:45,960 --> 00:46:50,000
thing when he was driving my car, he put this thing. I didn't

677
00:46:50,079 --> 00:46:52,920
know I had it, but like, it'll have a camera that'll show what

678
00:46:53,159 --> 00:46:57,840
to whenever I put the blinker on. There's a camera that shows me if

679
00:46:57,880 --> 00:47:00,239
somebody is right on my dash,
like if somebody's next to me or not.

680
00:47:00,760 --> 00:47:04,079
But I don't I'm old school.
I don't pay attention to that.

681
00:47:04,199 --> 00:47:08,400
To me, it's just more like
visuals that I don't need in my space.

682
00:47:08,920 --> 00:47:12,920
Kind of drives me nuts. So
I just look over my shoulder because

683
00:47:13,320 --> 00:47:16,400
you know, I just have that
habit always look over the shoulder. But

684
00:47:16,920 --> 00:47:22,000
yeah, yeah, driving is as
you get older, it kind of sucks.

685
00:47:22,199 --> 00:47:24,599
It really kind of does. Yeah. And then you know what else

686
00:47:24,639 --> 00:47:29,599
I noticed. I was looking at
vintage T shirts. I think you told

687
00:47:29,639 --> 00:47:32,760
me about this vintage recycled karma.
I think it's that I don't know,

688
00:47:32,840 --> 00:47:37,079
because Al Rock and Roll T shirts, yes, and now the like the

689
00:47:37,400 --> 00:47:44,960
distressed sweatshirts and right right because Al, my boyfriend was would pull it up.

690
00:47:45,039 --> 00:47:46,920
I see it on Instagram, you
know, so I'm like, oh,

691
00:47:47,000 --> 00:47:50,760
maybe I'll do a little Christmas shopping
for myself. So I go on

692
00:47:50,960 --> 00:47:52,840
there and looking because you know,
now we do our show and we're on

693
00:47:52,960 --> 00:47:55,239
camera, so I'm like, I
need some like T shirts, you know

694
00:47:55,400 --> 00:48:04,239
or something. So anyway, it
always these like vintage T shirts. They

695
00:48:04,480 --> 00:48:08,760
always show the same bands. It's
like, okay, ACDC, you know,

696
00:48:09,159 --> 00:48:12,920
Bowie, Rolling Stones, blah blah
blah. I'm like, where's like

697
00:48:13,119 --> 00:48:16,559
Van Halen or like I don't know, like just Foo Fighters Foo Fighters would

698
00:48:16,599 --> 00:48:20,639
be great. Yeah, we don't
have that one. What that Pearl Jam

699
00:48:20,840 --> 00:48:24,239
like old school Pearl Jam something,
but no, it's always led Zeppelin and

700
00:48:24,480 --> 00:48:29,159
like Yalli's in, it's all the
same. I have a led Zeppelin one

701
00:48:29,239 --> 00:48:32,320
and I don't even like lads.
I know led Zeppelin too. Me Hendrix

702
00:48:32,440 --> 00:48:36,239
like, no, it's all the
same, Like come on, I know,

703
00:48:36,719 --> 00:48:37,800
I know. And I have the
ones that I like. I do

704
00:48:38,000 --> 00:48:42,440
have my public enemy, yeah one, which I like one. I have

705
00:48:42,639 --> 00:48:46,760
two of those. No, I
have one public enemy. I have run

706
00:48:46,840 --> 00:48:51,760
DMC. They do have run DMC
stuff, which I like. Yeah,

707
00:48:51,960 --> 00:48:54,400
that's one that I can feel good
wearing. But yeah, if I'm wearing

708
00:48:54,480 --> 00:48:58,400
led Zeppelin and people are like,
oh, I love your sweatshirt I'm like,

709
00:48:58,719 --> 00:49:05,679
don't start questioning me about just because
it's not your girl. Don't start

710
00:49:05,719 --> 00:49:08,440
thinking I'm cool, I'm really not
right right or Bowie, Like, I

711
00:49:08,519 --> 00:49:12,840
don't know. I get there's maybe
two songs I know from Bowie right right,

712
00:49:13,320 --> 00:49:16,719
I don't know. There's one place
I found they had the go Gos,

713
00:49:16,920 --> 00:49:21,719
so I bought that, but like
that's about it. The cycle Karma

714
00:49:21,800 --> 00:49:23,960
does have the go Gos. I
think that's why. But I always I

715
00:49:24,119 --> 00:49:28,800
live in fear when I wear band
t shirts that people are gonna ask me

716
00:49:28,960 --> 00:49:30,559
like, oh, what's your favorite
song or whatever, and I'm gonna only

717
00:49:30,679 --> 00:49:35,719
be able to mention one. It'd
be like like you do well, if

718
00:49:36,000 --> 00:49:38,239
you were wearing a Bruce Springsteen gear, if somebody asked you, you'd be

719
00:49:38,400 --> 00:49:42,800
like, oh, well, which
album? Right? Yeah? But I'm

720
00:49:42,960 --> 00:49:47,239
like okay, even like if somebody
asked me about Run DMC, I'd be

721
00:49:47,320 --> 00:49:52,079
like, well I could, I'm
can certainly named some songs, yeah,

722
00:49:52,320 --> 00:49:54,599
off the top of my head,
but pretty much no other band. Like

723
00:49:54,679 --> 00:50:00,360
if you ask me like, hello, cool J or something, I don't

724
00:50:00,400 --> 00:50:02,000
know, I'd be like, I
know I like him, but I don't

725
00:50:02,079 --> 00:50:08,400
like Kenny Logan. I wish they
had some really geeky I wish they had

726
00:50:08,480 --> 00:50:13,000
Michael McDonald or Kenny lock. Right, we need to get our girl Becky

727
00:50:13,119 --> 00:50:15,079
on it. That's what we need
to do, yes, yeah, yeah,

728
00:50:15,159 --> 00:50:19,559
because yeah, there's just I was
a target. There was an ice

729
00:50:19,639 --> 00:50:22,840
Cube old school ice Cube T shirt, so I bought that, Like that's

730
00:50:22,880 --> 00:50:25,880
about that's it, like everything else. I think. I think I bought

731
00:50:25,960 --> 00:50:30,280
Xander that exact same T shirt last
y. Yeah it's black and it's got

732
00:50:30,480 --> 00:50:34,000
Yeah, it's like him, it's
like a silk screen and he's standing yet

733
00:50:34,199 --> 00:50:37,519
like yeah, yeah I got that. Yeah, Sander really likes that,

734
00:50:37,760 --> 00:50:39,760
yeah a lot. But then you
know there's like, you know, the

735
00:50:40,280 --> 00:50:44,199
Blondie is a big one too all
the time. It's like all right,

736
00:50:44,760 --> 00:50:46,440
come on, I know, if
somebody's like, oh you love Blondie,

737
00:50:46,480 --> 00:50:51,880
I'd be like, not really like
another one? Hart remember that band?

738
00:50:52,079 --> 00:50:55,239
Yes? Yeah I don't really I
can't. There's not really one of their

739
00:50:55,320 --> 00:50:59,480
songs that I mean remember. I
mean they were big when I was in

740
00:50:59,559 --> 00:51:04,280
high school. Dreamboat Annie and uh
Mada Maracuda. See there you go.

741
00:51:04,480 --> 00:51:07,199
Yeah, that's all I could probably
come up with. I probably couldn't have

742
00:51:07,199 --> 00:51:10,760
come up with Barracuda. I would
have told you dreamboat Annie, and then

743
00:51:10,760 --> 00:51:15,119
I would have been stumped. Then
you start singing to the person and ask

744
00:51:15,199 --> 00:51:22,639
you about that other song you know, like right, and with Blondie.

745
00:51:22,719 --> 00:51:25,480
Honestly, I'd be able to I'd
be like a heart of Glass, right,

746
00:51:25,599 --> 00:51:30,719
heart Glass, And then that's it. I'm out. I'm out of

747
00:51:30,800 --> 00:51:34,800
the conversation. Yeah, you take
it from there. I know you like

748
00:51:34,880 --> 00:51:37,800
Blondie. I don't know. You're
the one who approached me wearing the T

749
00:51:37,920 --> 00:51:40,679
shirt. You tell me you're Blondie. Songs you like? Yeah, getting

750
00:51:40,719 --> 00:51:46,039
in my business questioning me. Yeah, Oh my gosh. All right,

751
00:51:47,119 --> 00:51:52,239
hm, this has been super fun. We didn't even really catch up with

752
00:51:52,360 --> 00:51:55,599
Kaylan. You know what, on
Friday's show, we're gonna ask Kaylin because

753
00:51:55,760 --> 00:52:00,880
last week Kaylin was going to tell
us some stuff that he found for Christmas

754
00:52:00,960 --> 00:52:04,639
gifts. Oh good, sure,
yeah, yeah. But before we go,

755
00:52:05,280 --> 00:52:09,679
let's talk about speaking of like religious
holidays. The family skeptical if you're

756
00:52:09,760 --> 00:52:14,480
trying to bring your kids up without
religion or not, if you're trying to,

757
00:52:14,639 --> 00:52:16,519
but if you are and you're feeling
some kind of way about it,

758
00:52:16,960 --> 00:52:21,239
listen to the family skeptical and you'll
feel so much better. It's a podcast

759
00:52:22,320 --> 00:52:23,719
and it's by one of our listeners
and I'm not going to tell you who

760
00:52:23,760 --> 00:52:28,719
because she wants to stay private.
Also, quick, get on Basic Becky

761
00:52:29,159 --> 00:52:32,079
and get a mousepad or a fun
mug that she sells, or a funny

762
00:52:32,119 --> 00:52:38,519
t shirt or a band that you
like exactly. And Becky had this shirt

763
00:52:38,559 --> 00:52:42,880
that she sent me which I love, which is for Christmas time, which

764
00:52:42,960 --> 00:52:45,880
says there's some hoes in this house. I like that. I know that's

765
00:52:45,920 --> 00:52:49,320
a funny one. Go to just
Basic Beecky dot com or Basic Becky on

766
00:52:49,639 --> 00:52:53,719
Facebook. Also, my friend Adam
Lerner, who's a car broker. He

767
00:52:53,840 --> 00:52:58,320
has a website called Adam's Got a
Car dot com. Honestly, I was

768
00:52:58,360 --> 00:53:00,719
just talking to him last night.
He is the one who won the people

769
00:53:00,800 --> 00:53:05,880
you see at Walmart, people you
meet a coloring book, which he thought

770
00:53:06,000 --> 00:53:10,199
was very funny. He we were
chatting and he was like, I love

771
00:53:10,280 --> 00:53:14,079
it when the listeners just want to
ask me questions. I don't care.

772
00:53:14,159 --> 00:53:16,679
I'm happy to educate people. If
you just want to call and check out

773
00:53:16,719 --> 00:53:20,639
and ask him like what do you
do? Or I'm thinking about this or

774
00:53:20,639 --> 00:53:22,920
I'm thinking about that. Ask him. If he can't help you, he'll

775
00:53:23,000 --> 00:53:28,280
just tell you if you're if you
can do the work yourself, he'll just

776
00:53:28,360 --> 00:53:31,199
be like, you got it.
Yeah, that's good. His phone numbers

777
00:53:31,280 --> 00:53:37,280
three one zero nine nine eight seven
zero four eight. Also, this is

778
00:53:37,400 --> 00:53:39,480
like we're getting close, we're getting
down to it. For our friend Aaron

779
00:53:40,119 --> 00:53:45,320
for you to shop at her brother's
nursery, the Backyard in Coast Damasa.

780
00:53:45,800 --> 00:53:49,960
So if you're in Coasta, Mesa
and you need plants or a Christmas tree,

781
00:53:50,320 --> 00:53:53,679
please support her brother's small business.
Or you can follow him at Backyard

782
00:53:53,840 --> 00:53:59,400
c a across all social media platforms. And he's not aware that she's doing

783
00:53:59,440 --> 00:54:01,079
the shout outs. I don't mention
it. What a nice I know.

784
00:54:01,239 --> 00:54:07,000
So sweet and let's just do one
more Maren at Sugar Skull. It's a

785
00:54:07,079 --> 00:54:10,360
gift shop and bakery. So if
you're on the island of Kawai, that's

786
00:54:10,400 --> 00:54:15,679
a great place you're vacation. Yeah, and ask this is a great time

787
00:54:15,760 --> 00:54:19,719
you probably you might be in Hawaii
on Kawai, so ask for Maren.

788
00:54:19,840 --> 00:54:23,800
Tell her you know about her from
fcol Nice. Thanks guys, we love

789
00:54:23,840 --> 00:54:27,559
you, We love you, guys. Your parents now, don't f it

790
00:54:27,679 --> 00:54:31,920
up. It's good letting.
