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Hello ladies and gentlemen, and welcome
back to the plan of the Apes Retrospective.

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I can I always forget what the
sound is. Fuck, I did

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that last time. I gotta drop
it now because other movies are coming back.

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But he sees the horse and they
look, ah, what I think

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of the Mando? I always think
of the Mando horn every time. What

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what is that? It's her?
But I did the Mando last time.

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No, but it's like, but
yeah, I am the damn human bastard

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trash. Now I'm joining by.
I'm the King Nobody Nobody Retrospective today.

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It took so long. Sorry,
I'm the interrogated Taylor Field. I re

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listened to those episodes. I just
said, Kirkling and tearor they're not cutting

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it, so I'm gonna just take
them out and just do it myself.

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That's why I had the double me. I was gonna just throw throw myself.

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What do you think you need a
delay though, otherwise it's just you

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talking over yourself always. It would
be always a five. Yeah, you

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just have to I have to keep
switching in and out the windows. At

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that point, I just talked to
myself that there, Well, that's when

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I do the puppet cast, and
I have my own puppet, you know,

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which is crazy because I so Gwen
because obviously she is school want not

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to do library day. I have
not read Goosebumps in years. I learned

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that slap he has a brother now
and a son. His brother, yeah,

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it's new canon is his son is
Jackson. His son is Jackson,

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but that's the kid that I turned
into a puppets doesn't really count. And

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then his brother, he's a twin
brother named Wally. He was carved from

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the same cough and that slap he
was, so there you go. Damn.

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The more you know, the more
you know. I can't wait till

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I'm sixteen and we have no content
and I can finally do Goose one's retrospective

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one day. Somebody, I gotta
set a goal. I gotta I get

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to set like a thousand dollars patron
goal. We hit that, I'll do

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every single episode of goosebe I'll just
donate yourself because you want to do it

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so bad. Yeah exactly, But
lays showman, We're here to talk about,

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not puppets, not apes, not
whatever Taylor searching up. We're here

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to talk. You just wake up
from now up? No? Why Okay,

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you just look like you get your
nap hair. So that's why you

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should come a little bit fluster.
Oh no, I was. I was

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watching Monarch and the whole time is
just playing with my hair, just as

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watching it's that every day he's like
fucking Marrow, he's that we the not

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night Rider, the fucking mad Max
villain. Just when he's get his hair

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and play with Yeah, that retro
Monarch, no mad Max retro. I'm

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excited because we just talked about last
night. You hadn't watched it, so

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we'll have to talk next week for
suit. Your thoughts are so far good,

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good chance, I'll have it finished
by them. So what are you

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doing with your life? That's a
lot of episodes. I don't even know

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how many episodes it is. I
just I rewatched episode one with Madison and

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she's joining like five hundred episodes.
He's like, I done it, I'll

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have it anime can't dragon ball z
Like, well, there's the short version

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streamline and there's the real episodes.
Yeah, thousand most expensive Apple show they

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could do with the Apple, right, they got the money, five thousand

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be at the same time because they're
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not, it's publicly releasing close to
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but look out for that. We'll
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apes, Bad Max and all those
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out. And yeah, I'm sure
there's lots of other good stuff popping off

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the feed. Oh my god,
my fucking Izzy is dropping some bombs tonight.

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She's right beside me, and it
is like or it's just no right

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now, I can't free you smelt
it, you delt he just passes out

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on the keyboards, Taylor, if
I dealt it, why on casts would

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I be like, Oh, I
have no reason to line? Yeah,

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what is Kirklin gonna be? Like? You guys smell? I think she

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is farting over there? No,
like, I like, she's just she

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must have something going on because this
morning her belly was gurgling as like going

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and then all her like passings have
been like all normal, So like I'm

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like waiting for it. But uh, what's her diet? What do you

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feed her? Just dog food?
We don't do human human toads, yeah,

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the shade clones that Krookla doesn't use. Just ships. She of course

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gets a couple of crumbs because the
girls are always dropping something in like a

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treat here and there, but we
don't do and bulldogs have a lot of

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alergies, so she has has specifically
kangaroo so like stuff like chicken and fish

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can't have something. It's like an
evolution thing, like they're from Australia and

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they just the kangaroos. Bulldogs are
from Australia. Yeah, British bulldogs,

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kangaroos. I feel like they just
evolved from that. If you yes,

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to eat kangaroo. It just means
she's no large kangaroo. I don't know

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that. What are you looking at, Taylor? What are you? I'm

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just curious, Like where the British
bulldog Australia was from Britain of Britain.

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I don't mean when they came from
Britain. I'm not that daf they like

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what dogs are, like we're spliced
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a proper descendant. It's no I
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own bulldogs are the worst and they're
bringing and yes they got some Marien issues,

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but is he's also like other than
some of his Like she's like she's

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doing really great. Hellth fights for
being ten years old now and stuff and

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bulldogs like are eight to twelve and
she's doing pretty good. Watch he'll fucking

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kill over to more on this absolut
age really poorly. But no, I

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think he's hanging on for a while. But either way, but you know,

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she's had a good run. She's
now she's living her best life.

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I'm home with her every day,
Like that's the that's a dog dream to

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have some working at home. So
but yes, let's let's talk about apes

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and talk about transition from one dark
thing too maybe another one. So Conquest

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of the Plant the Apes is our
first of the of the doubles. This

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is a sequel that takes place nineteen
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Apes is falling Milo aka Caesar.
I'm glad they changed the Caesar for many

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reasons, but Milo is not that
great, So this one, yeah,

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ip, Milo just den the water
somewhere floating. But yeah, this is

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a sequel following zero cornelis child and
you know what what would happen if you

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have this talking ape? But it's
all keema, hush hush. But much

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like the pros Ata the last time, cats and dogs have all died,

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So apes became pets and then they
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lots of change in the Scriclum Pats
or do you have any memories of Conquest

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of the Plant Apes in the past
and what do you think about it currently?

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feel like the one that I had

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the least knowledge of going into it. I definitely thought I had seen it

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before, but going through it,
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I like, I remember Battle,
do you. I'm surprised that battles That

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for me, that's when I saw
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I feel like for Battle, there
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show up in this movie, but
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I'm definitely just pointing towards Okay,
Yeah, though there's Battle the one that

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I remembered more so than this one
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what was going on. Especially this
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is like almost a remake of this
or like expanded upon sort of like same

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character name. He agrees thought he
was blowing bubbles for a second every time

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that comes up, and then he
just freezes. I'm just blowing you spit

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bubbles. Guys, look at this. I'm like to board things. But

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so the way I had Cannons,
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remake, but the way I had
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the apes, and this takes place
after plan because like there's a chicken egg,

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right, because we talked about this
last week, where like, okay,

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if you knew like Taylor Charlton Heston. I hate Saint Taylor because we

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have a tailor. Charlton Hesson goes
up to space right when Zero and cornelis

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come down. He's still gone.
They didn't go past that point. But

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in Rise, Charlton Heston's character is
going to space. So that's why I

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think this is a Chicken Eggs in
Air where it is similar. But I

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think that Rise is a prequel to
Plant the Apes, but this is actually

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a sequel now. The way it
kind of is because it doesn't make sense

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because after Caesar takes over Taylor,
Charlton Hesson would never go to that planet

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because it's already happened, right,
so that it's a mind fucker thing.

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But yes, they're essentially the Ape
Uprising movie, and you know, Rise

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is kind of an up a remaking
of sense. So I feel like I

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just look at this as almost like
an anthology type film or like I don't

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know, a little what if scenario
just and maybe I feel that way because

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of the overall quality. I didn't
actually love this one too much. I

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feel like I was a little bit
let down. The concept was really good,

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like on paper, I just think
the actual delivery of it was lacking.

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And maybe it's just because I had
seen obviously a more modern day version

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in Rise, so maybe like just
my own, I don't know, preconceived

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expectations were kind of like I just
kind of set it up to fail.

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Unfortunately, knowing that this was like
Caesar's sort of story and just the whole

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dystopian jump from where we were in
the last movie, it just seemed a

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little bit far fetch and almost like
very sci fi. Like I know,

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these are all sci fi type movies, but the last one felt more grounded,

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just because like what that one's based
in. I guess it's what was

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it a year before this movie?
This one came on seventy two, So

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they're saying this is what the two
thousands is supposed to look like, because

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this is pretty much twenty years later. Yeah, yeah, okay, I

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was just trying to remember what that
era. I guess was that first one.

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It would have been like modern day
of when they filmed it, right

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in the seventies they hit the nail
on the head. Yeah, I think

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we said it was seventy nine.
I think right, we said last one,

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so they're going into the eighties way. I'm confused that with Mad Max

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I think I'll confirm. Yeah,
I can't quite. So you're just trying

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to fire out when this movie was
like timeline wise, No, when was

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the first one? When was when
was Escape? Escape? Was the seventies

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exact year? No, but we're
looking for the exactly that you didn't help

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us out all. I mean,
Kirkling just went back to about like trying

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to figure out seventy and like,
oh, I know somewhere in the seventies.

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Yeah, me, that part.
We're trying to if the movie,

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because the movies takes place nineteen years
later, what year did Escape take place?

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And it would have been seventy I'm
just gonna look it up just to

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say it again. God, but
where was they to go with that?

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Uh yeah, just this just dopium
jump that we had from the last movie.

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It just seems very like quite the
leap. I feel like even I

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don't know, just the whole seventy
one seventy one, Okay, so it

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would take place in nine right,
Yeah, so this movie takes place in

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the nineties, so they definitely were
even more so I'm not gonna sit what

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I'm seeing. Seventy three the spaceship
Crashes of California southern coast in nineteen seventy

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three. Oh is that? Why
would they randomly in the movie be like,

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this movie comes out in nineteen seventy
one, but we're gonna place it

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two years either way. Early nineties
is when this movie is supposed to be

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taking place, very very very set
dates in mind. God, but yeah,

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just like overall, I feel like
I really didn't like the first act

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a whole lot. It was.
It was very slow of just showing I

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guess, the apes in their situation
and just kind of getting that explanation across

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that, you know, like the
disease came in killed all cats and dogs,

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which is just like, okay,
that's pretty specific, I guess,

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but whatever, those are the only
the only pets that were affected, Like

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did the goldfish get wiped out?
To No, just the cats and the

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dogs, and then they just replaced
them with the apes. And I just

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feel like the whole set up of
them in that societal I don't know class,

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I guess, so just being pets
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It was. It just seemed like
quite a leap coming from from the

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previous movie because they don't really like
hint towards that at all. That's why

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it just seems like such a contained
type anthology. Don't hint towards what.

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Just like the apes becoming slaves and
like replacing animals. It's like a high

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robot situation. Said that last movie
though, what did they say? Remember

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Cornelis gives the whole thing. They're
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they're like they become slaves and workers, and they give an ape of command

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and no yeah, and the ape
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the most repeated line in this entire
movie. No no. But they did

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set up where they said they became
no, you got me, you got

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me? Checkmate there So okay,
my own dad there one and just the

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whole I don't know, like parrying
the apes and like there's in their set

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colors and you have these like again, it's just like a total dystopian type

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situation. Whereas where we were nineteen
years prior, like it's life just as

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it was essentially like without like a
humanoid type eight coming from space. It

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just seemed like that's what life was
like in the seventies, where it's here,

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it's like we're I don't know,
in like a Hunger Games type situation

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where like everybody's wearing a certain garb. It's very like everyone's wearing black.

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All of the the architecture of the
buildings and everything. It just seems like

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a like a different type planet almost, which is how different it is from

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the previous movie. You have the
guards and basically like their Nazi outfits,

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they're wearing like those like imperial type
hats and everything. It just it just

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seems very different than the previous one. And I think that jump was just

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a little bit too much for me, And overall it was just you have

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two fingers in the air. Remember
when I told you a trivia. When

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they've talked about making the first one
Apes a sci fi movie, I feel

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like they took that concept into hear. I'm not saying that's like for you,

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like the change opinion. I'm just
saying like, yeah, they like

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they were like they hadn't in the
ideas and they're like, well, He's

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still done that, like Apes in
his sci fi type of movie, Because

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you know, it's I guess that's
what Maybe they had that in the back

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of their mind because this even though
I don't know how much he wrote in

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my trivia, But this is a
guy that was supposed to direct the first

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Apes and something happened, so he
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But so I wonder there's some correlation
to like, well, when I was

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working, Apes was gonna be uh
robots and uh, you know, I'm

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curious, I'm curious on the show
is. But yeah, like just even

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even from like Beneath and then to
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Like those three movies they seem somewhat
similar in a sense where this one

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is. It's just very different across
the board in my opinion. And yeah,

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like even I feel like it got
slightly better into the second act and

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then the third act again like maybe
got slightly better. It was really like

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the big climax that I was the
most interested in. But even then,

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like this is a movie came on
in nineteen seventy two, like a lot

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of like the practical effects and stuff, they aren't too convincing in my opinion.

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It just, I don't know,
it looked like they had a big

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idea for this large scale event and
it just kind of looked cheesy in my

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opinion. And I don't know,
I don't know what it is. There's

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a bunch of different factors for sure
that brought down my overall enjoyment. But

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yeah, like this one a lot
less than I was expecting to. So

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you think beneath Fit still fits with
those three, that we're still on the

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same I guess, well, it's
all the same planet, you know.

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I guess yea, it just seems
without the mutant people. I guess like

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we're the third happens in that movie. We're still dealing with like the same

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colony that the play with the Apes
were in. And just like the whole

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hierarchy of well, I guess the
hierarchy changes there because the grills are now

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in charge, but like the orangutangs, and just like the whole societal structure

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is very similar to the first one
where till it's not until it's you got

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me there that third actually it's the
whole game. What the fuck was that

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guy that? What was his name
in the movie the which little brain guy?

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A little Charleton Neston we always forget, Oh yeah, he didn't remember

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his name with a brass Who was
it? I can't remember, but some

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very basic white dude name. I
feel jelling or something. Yeah, tear

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Field, what did you think about? Funny if it's a reoccurring joke that

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nobody remembers him name, everybody just
remembers Taylor Now we can't remember. And

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three we made the big deal on
that, Like you think we would remember

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his name after that, but we
don't. You're what hell? No?

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Oh okay, I'll look sorry.
So yeah, this this movie I remember

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never really being the one I was
always rushing off to. I feel like

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it was always going to be Escape
or it's gonna be the first one for

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me to kind of go towards.
But seeing it now, I definitely have

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a little bit more of an appreciation
for this one, just because of how

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it was set up from Escape.
But I also, like, I want

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to critique and come down hard on
human he just being idiots for being late

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having the doom, their doom laid
out in front of them, and here

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they are just fucking eat it up
like they just pursued their doom. And

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for that reason, I think it's
just it's really they like Rebecca Ferguson and

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Doune, what's going on here?
They pursued their due like they were told,

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Like, Hey, the plague White
sail cats and dogs, and many

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took apes and that was their downfall. What do they fucking do? Oh

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a plague took out cats and dogs
and they just recruited apes. And then

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they're getting the intelligence reports and this
one fucking guy, a little el Brent,

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that's right. Yeah, so a
few things like I'm just like to

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nitpick. He got the one governor
I think he was a governor, and

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he just has a heart on for
hate on the apes and ape just like

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does something independent. He's like,
Oh, they're fucking rising up against He's

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just he's just what you want.
The character. You said, you don't

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like that they're going towards their own
doom. But here's one guy that's like

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he's going they created the problem though, and then here he is, he's

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getting like, oh give me the
little you know, there's those reports like

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over statistics show the apes intelligence is
on the rise. Yeah, they're gonna

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fucking overthrow us. He was very
like that we gotta do itidem the guy's

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like, hold up, I've already
explained that what is happening? So like

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before he continued, like I guess
is he a government of trying to figure

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out like governor like the governor.
Yeah, okay, because this is still

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Governor Brick. Is his name?
What is it, Governor Brick? Oh

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it's not, it's not brand He's
not related to same character he's had to

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send Yeah, before he goes to
space. Nobody remember my dad. I

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was just wondering. Though this is
nineteen years ago, we have to remember

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that. Who did we just watched
this movie. Who did Cornelius tell that

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story to? Was it our good
doctors? Though it was it was definitely

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like uh like c I A like
Newman and everything, like Victor Newman was

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them. I'm pretty sure it was. When was the good doctor right?

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Or was he No, he's the
bad one. He was the one that

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got shot at the I thought it
was. I thought it was put like

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on file, And that's my only
counter that I don't think it was.

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And I could be wrong. If
it is, maybe I'll I don't know

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how to pull it up because I
don't have access to just play as yeah,

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but like that's my only thing is
if they told the Good Doctors,

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I could see a version where no, the people do never learn about that,

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right, So that's why I'd have
to have that confirmed. And then

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let's say the flip side, if
it was the bad people, would they

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tell everybody that? Or do you
think they would just wait and then if

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it happens, that's when they tell
everybody, because we know, like governments,

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they're not gonna share anything. So
it's not like Cornelius said that,

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and then the next day of the
President's like, by the way, dogs

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and cats are gonna die in a
few years and monkeys will take over,

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Like, they wouldn't tell the public
that. That'd be mass hysteria. So

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that's why I was wondering if they
if the news either way got full spread

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to everybody, or if it was
just in a circle of those people that

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like even Newman if he knew he
fucking died on the pier, so he

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wasn't gonna tell anybody, right,
So that's why I'm wondering if like the

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core that knew that kind of died
or kept to themselves, like the good

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doctors aren't gonna say anything either.
The good guys, they're not gonna be

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like, oh, by the way, monkeys are gonna take over and killsall

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I found it. It's basically halfway
through the movie. Okay, he was

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in there so it's just like this, it's not Newman, well I guess

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Newman might be in the room,
but it's it's at the CIA like head

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not headquarters, but at the secret
base. So the good doctors actually weren't

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even there for that conversation. It
was just purely I got on record,

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right yeah. Oh so then with
that news then the public wouldn't know,

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but you, I guess would think
that the c and people would step up

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once the cats and dogs did die, So I mean they should. I

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mean, like this is this is
the CIA, and this is obviously transitioned

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into whatever, like fuck, within
twenty years, the whole American country has

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transitioned to this fucking dictatorship. It's
play or as we just watched Appenheimer this

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year. Is there a version and
we didn't get this? This is me

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head can in the movie. So
it doesn't count to whether you like it

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or not. You can see a
version of politics in general where people hear

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about this terrible idea, but they
go, oh, but we can control

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and make sure that doesn't happen,
and they learn that, oh monkeys,

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gorillas, look how smart they could
be. We get them do that if

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we can control it. Like talking
about what the president last week, right,

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like, can we do we have
the power to control the future music?

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I don't know. So that's that's
where you could I could see like

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look at the fucking atomic bomb,
right, like that's the thing of we

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made this thing. But it's like, Okay, well, what the fuck

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should we really do with it now? Even though they made the automic bomb

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fully knowing what the fuck it could
do, and they still made it,

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right, it's the same thing,
you know what these apes can do,

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But fuck, I do miss having
a dog, so maybe let's do a

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monkey. You know. It's funny, like that's such a big motivation for

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them to like bring these apes into
their society and replace like the pets,

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and then they have a little bit
more functions so they can basically just becomes.

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And it seems like every single shot
that it shows these like slave apes

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on screen, they're just like not
doing well at their job. They're they're

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fucking up everything. Their owners are
just freaking out of them, like go

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home, Lisa, go home,
Henry, whatever the fuck their names are,

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And it's just like how successful are
these apes? Like they spend so

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much money to get to get them
to serve them, and it just seems

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like every single day they just fuck
something up. They can't pour the water

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glock of the auction. Yeah,
but you put ak forty seven. Their

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hands are going down. Yeah,
they know what. We love that clip

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real quick. We'll get there for
the continue Taylor didn't get because we we

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went off on tangent. But you're
talking about how the society doing itself,

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but just your general thought, I
mean, doing them dooming themselves. But

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I think over all the playing with
my hair again, fuck uh, the

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fall off, I think that overall
what the movie kind of it was coming

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down to. Yeah, I just
think it's I think it's pretty that quick.

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I think it's pretty cool though,
just for the fandom to be able

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to get a wacky, wild film
like this on top of everything that we've

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gotten, because this feels like it's
a what if scenario or just something that's

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just out of the just the general
narrative. It just feels very cool.

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And I think that back then there
people are probably super hyped to actually see

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how things unfolded. It's kind of
like an equivalent is like oh, in

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a new Hope you hear will be
won, Like oh, on the Clone

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Wars and all of a sudden,
years later you get to see a movie

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with the Clone Wars and you get
to see those events unravel. So it's

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pretty cool to see how many prequels
were there in the seventies. You know,

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probably not too many. But other
than that, I think it felt

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like this is a This wasn't like
a short movie, but it felt short.

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It's only an hour and a half. An hour and a half,

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oh yeah, I thought it was. Yeah, they keep these things tight

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budget. You know. Well,
that's another thing too. This one feels

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very tight on the budget because I
feel like we were revisiting many of the

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set pieces reoccurringly throughout the film.
They shot this all in like a university.

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That's where they spent the budget on
the ape costumes. Yeah, some

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are great in summer, Oh yeah, were questionable. It's not good when

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they're all together because then the question
ones really stand out. When you got

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like there's six great apes, there's
sixth grade apes with Caesar, then there's

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that one, were like, fuck, what happened to this guy? I

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definitely do appreciate just the turning point
when Caesar is just not he's not happy

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with with how shit's going down,
and I think Armando Armando bring up here

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was definitely pretty bold, but I
guess he had interviewed and it was a

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big mistake. He should have left
him behind. But obviously he was being

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interviewed and he had to be interrogated
and they were questioning him. So why

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he's not bringing his circus to the
city and stay into the outer regions,

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I guess, so don't bring Caesar
like they probably wanted to do tests and

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interview him to or to a slight
interview him. At this point, they

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don't think monkeys can talk, So
what the fuck's monkey is saying? Well,

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they think they think that they can
because they're they're super bigh because like

404
00:26:15,920 --> 00:26:21,799
even before I feel like they're dispersing
apes that are gathering, like they have

405
00:26:21,920 --> 00:26:26,200
this very preconceived notion that they're just
terrified, like okay, like one of

406
00:26:26,200 --> 00:26:30,119
these apes will talk. They just
this is a society that's been built that

407
00:26:30,160 --> 00:26:33,160
they didn't believe that that baby that
died was the real Caesar or was Milo,

408
00:26:33,240 --> 00:26:37,599
I guess in the last film.
So they're so paranoid. But on

409
00:26:37,640 --> 00:26:40,799
top of that, I just really
do get a kick out of the fact

410
00:26:40,880 --> 00:26:45,920
that after Armando is gone and you
have Caesar just kind of just he understands

411
00:26:45,960 --> 00:26:48,200
what he needs to do, and
you just get a five to ten minute

412
00:26:48,240 --> 00:26:52,720
sequence of just an ape doing a
chore. And then he looks and you

413
00:26:52,799 --> 00:26:57,400
see it Caesar just standing fucking oft
in the distance and yeah, just like

414
00:26:59,079 --> 00:27:03,000
this head nod and the grilla will
dump the garbage back, or like the

415
00:27:03,960 --> 00:27:08,000
clean the apist cleaning the silver war
this is my favorite one. And he

416
00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:12,279
he looks and you see Caesar like
looking down ominously and then he like slides

417
00:27:12,319 --> 00:27:15,440
the knife into the cloth and like
he's just like a great like yeah,

418
00:27:15,480 --> 00:27:19,759
I'm doing this, Like they just
instantly so human. There's a lot of

419
00:27:19,799 --> 00:27:25,599
head nods, just fucking Ronny McDowell, I got a lot of head Tom

420
00:27:25,599 --> 00:27:30,880
Hardy his eye acting, Roby mcdowll's
head not acting. I just love it.

421
00:27:30,880 --> 00:27:33,440
It's just like very mischievous, like
just even little stuff like just taking

422
00:27:33,440 --> 00:27:37,839
a ship on some guy's cars.
Like he looks over and she was just

423
00:27:38,920 --> 00:27:49,680
the monkey just climbs that cheap as
it's happenings just can't be a good one

424
00:27:49,799 --> 00:27:53,000
is gonna go. We're gonna go
a lot of tangents. I feel aout

425
00:27:53,039 --> 00:27:57,440
this one. So you like the
movie or you don't like the movie.

426
00:27:57,839 --> 00:28:00,359
I gotchay it. Okay, I
enjoy it. You enjoy it now you're

427
00:28:00,359 --> 00:28:04,319
older, is what you said.
M m okay, oh God, bad

428
00:28:04,359 --> 00:28:08,720
time. Uh yeah, I fucking
love this movie. Not a great movie,

429
00:28:10,079 --> 00:28:12,519
but like I love like the meme
aspects. But I also I think

430
00:28:12,559 --> 00:28:17,279
I am what Terror just described.
I was that little kid of man.

431
00:28:17,319 --> 00:28:19,720
We're actually gonna see it. I
think there's some stumbles along the way.

432
00:28:19,759 --> 00:28:22,440
I don't think everything's great. I
think a lot of the human characters very

433
00:28:22,480 --> 00:28:26,680
suck. But I do think the
third act, when the takeover happens,

434
00:28:27,200 --> 00:28:33,240
that fucking has the juice man,
because that is they make these apes as

435
00:28:33,240 --> 00:28:36,079
scary as they can be, but
they make them scary. And I just

436
00:28:36,160 --> 00:28:38,799
remember watching this as a kid being
like, Okay, they might break down

437
00:28:38,839 --> 00:28:42,799
everything, but when they're just going
around fucking just murdering humans, you're like,

438
00:28:44,079 --> 00:28:47,720
geez, and I got into trivia. I hate it so much and

439
00:28:47,759 --> 00:28:48,880
I'll probably just bring it up now. But like the ending, and that's

440
00:28:48,880 --> 00:28:52,279
why I sum about with At the
time of this recording, uh Superman,

441
00:28:52,519 --> 00:28:56,440
Superman, Mike in the discord was
talking about how he likes Rise better because

442
00:28:56,480 --> 00:28:59,440
it just feels like a superior remake. And it definitely is like my I

443
00:28:59,440 --> 00:29:02,200
suppose were my rankings would be like
Rise is on a different level. But

444
00:29:02,640 --> 00:29:06,319
what I love about this for the
most part until the last thirty seconds where

445
00:29:06,359 --> 00:29:11,319
the studios got scared, what I
like is we're getting those similar issues again

446
00:29:11,359 --> 00:29:14,000
where it's very much like Plan the
Apes one, but again it's the flip

447
00:29:14,079 --> 00:29:18,200
of Okay, you have this monkey, it's a human society, what do

448
00:29:18,200 --> 00:29:22,200
you do? But I like all
the stepping points we get to Caesar making

449
00:29:22,240 --> 00:29:26,039
a turn to mean much like Rise, they all work here. He loses

450
00:29:26,079 --> 00:29:30,839
things. He constantly sees monkeys and
apes just being tortured and killed. He

451
00:29:30,880 --> 00:29:37,039
gets fucking electroshock therapy like other than
Armando, and he does meet the other

452
00:29:37,079 --> 00:29:41,000
guy later on, but pretty much
it's like a week of just man,

453
00:29:41,279 --> 00:29:44,519
fuck these humans, and especially once
Armando di I think that is like that

454
00:29:44,680 --> 00:29:47,640
is the turn. And what I
love about the third act is it's not

455
00:29:47,720 --> 00:29:51,759
them just escaping. They're taken over
and that speech that he gets, and

456
00:29:51,799 --> 00:29:53,640
like I said, I hate at
the studio they went back on, but

457
00:29:55,359 --> 00:29:57,440
I remember watching his kid and we
talked about how many these movies have dark

458
00:29:57,519 --> 00:30:02,119
endings. This is a dark fucking
ending. Now the studio, I'll probably

459
00:30:02,160 --> 00:30:03,160
just read it. I know it's
weird to have it in my overalls,

460
00:30:03,160 --> 00:30:07,519
but it just has to go with
my uh thing here? Where is it

461
00:30:07,640 --> 00:30:15,640
here? Oh? Can I find
it? No? I thought I'd put

462
00:30:15,680 --> 00:30:18,680
it somewhere. But either way,
what I like about the ending is with

463
00:30:18,920 --> 00:30:22,039
rise and when we get to that, Caeesar the whole movie he's being treated

464
00:30:22,039 --> 00:30:26,240
to shit. But like when the
monkeys escape, they're attacking a lot of

465
00:30:26,319 --> 00:30:29,920
like the mean humans and just anybody, and they're just their goal is just

466
00:30:30,119 --> 00:30:32,680
we're just gonna get in the woods, right any circus and his crew,

467
00:30:32,680 --> 00:30:36,480
we just gotta escape. These monkeys
goal are we're gonna fucking kill everyone.

468
00:30:36,640 --> 00:30:40,880
And there's like no regrets to it
and that speech until they do the fucking

469
00:30:40,960 --> 00:30:44,839
and that's what happened. They do
the hard zoomans on Caesar's eyes. They

470
00:30:44,880 --> 00:30:48,720
have him talking when you can't see
him. It's because they the ending originally

471
00:30:48,880 --> 00:30:52,200
was him giving that speech, and
I fucking love it. Ron mcdeal's going

472
00:30:52,200 --> 00:30:56,480
hard of just like, no,
we're gonna fucking burn everything like we're gonna

473
00:30:56,480 --> 00:30:59,559
introduce our religion, our worles,
and I'm like, fuck, like measure

474
00:30:59,559 --> 00:31:02,759
if you're human just seeing this monkey
says like you're like, we're fucked.

475
00:31:02,839 --> 00:31:06,319
It's over for us. And the
original ending was he gives the command and

476
00:31:06,359 --> 00:31:10,279
they all just destroy the governor,
they just rip them apart, but they

477
00:31:10,319 --> 00:31:11,960
thought that was too dark, ended
on a hopeful note, and I do

478
00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:17,920
think that hurts the movie because I
think the movies vibe meets like it fits

479
00:31:17,960 --> 00:31:19,680
with the age just going like fuck
this, we are just gonna get back

480
00:31:19,680 --> 00:31:23,000
to Plan eights one where we're just
gonna dominate you. So the ending at

481
00:31:23,000 --> 00:31:26,240
the very end, it to me, doesn't work. It does bring down

482
00:31:26,240 --> 00:31:29,720
the film where it's just like but
maybe those away that we could all live

483
00:31:29,839 --> 00:31:33,519
and you have no no, like
that's all stuff that's reshot. Even some

484
00:31:33,599 --> 00:31:37,039
of the stuff with Caesar it's the
same footage, but they just played in

485
00:31:37,119 --> 00:31:38,759
reverse, like the way he moves, just to make it look like it's

486
00:31:38,839 --> 00:31:42,160
new stuff. So I hate that, but I kind of headcanon that away

487
00:31:42,200 --> 00:31:45,359
because like, Okay, there was
original and I can't though because Battle is

488
00:31:45,400 --> 00:31:49,160
like human aids were working together.
I don't know, like I thought they

489
00:31:49,400 --> 00:31:52,440
really had something cooking there. But
that's the point that I did like is

490
00:31:53,240 --> 00:31:59,880
when the turn is happening, Caesar
feels justified. But it feels like when

491
00:31:59,880 --> 00:32:01,200
we talk about Joker, where it's
like, Okay, you're cheering for a

492
00:32:01,279 --> 00:32:04,359
character for a moment, and then
they take that turn where it's like,

493
00:32:04,400 --> 00:32:07,880
Okay, this is way too hard
and Caesar starts to do that where you're

494
00:32:07,880 --> 00:32:09,039
like, fuck, like I don't
want you monkeys to be hurt, but

495
00:32:09,119 --> 00:32:12,960
like this is getting really bad.
That's how dark Like, I feel like

496
00:32:13,039 --> 00:32:16,160
it is the darkest one out of
the bunch until the switch happens. But

497
00:32:16,400 --> 00:32:20,599
uh yeah, I like the motivation
Caesar. I love I don't care that

498
00:32:20,680 --> 00:32:22,240
Roy McDowell is back, you know, it's the same, Like I just

499
00:32:22,319 --> 00:32:25,279
love him as an ape, so
like he's great Caesar, him and Armando

500
00:32:25,319 --> 00:32:30,200
have a good relationship. I think
the runtimes like a perfect amount. I

501
00:32:30,200 --> 00:32:31,720
think you'd maybe do like a little
more, but it's a perfect amount.

502
00:32:32,000 --> 00:32:35,759
Yeah. Not all the apes look
great. There's a couple man ones.

503
00:32:35,799 --> 00:32:37,599
I think some of the villains,
especially the Governor guy, not not a

504
00:32:37,599 --> 00:32:40,359
great villain, just a very hyperball. Like we've got to get the apes.

505
00:32:40,720 --> 00:32:44,319
You don't know if he's a dufist
or he's smart, because at one

506
00:32:44,319 --> 00:32:49,240
moment they're looking at like mugshots of
Cornelius and then like he's like, Dave

507
00:32:49,319 --> 00:32:53,960
looks just like this, and then
they adopt Caesar, like it looks a

508
00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:59,519
lot like this ape. It's a
fucking like stick man like fucking like trying.

509
00:33:00,200 --> 00:33:02,000
But later on in the movie though, they've pulled pictures off Cornelius,

510
00:33:02,079 --> 00:33:06,359
right, and he sees that,
and then later on he buys Caesar and

511
00:33:06,400 --> 00:33:08,160
at no point he's like, this
is the monkey like it was like,

512
00:33:08,240 --> 00:33:13,279
so they make them a little goofy. But I like the turn. I

513
00:33:13,359 --> 00:33:15,279
like how dark it does get.
And to me also just like the third

514
00:33:15,319 --> 00:33:19,480
act. I love the way it's
edited. It's a lot of quick cuts,

515
00:33:19,599 --> 00:33:22,359
just glass break, human falling off
a building, human getting an net

516
00:33:22,519 --> 00:33:25,680
on them, human getting burned.
It's just like every five seconds there's human

517
00:33:25,759 --> 00:33:30,680
violence going on, and it feels
like an actual riot happening. So for

518
00:33:30,720 --> 00:33:34,440
me, the third act is just
like it's great, and I just love

519
00:33:34,440 --> 00:33:37,359
they're outsmart and the humans and there's
always something like the cig you guys great

520
00:33:37,400 --> 00:33:39,160
in those movies. But when you
get some of the live action apes that

521
00:33:39,200 --> 00:33:43,079
do look good with the humans,
it's like, okay, just that moment

522
00:33:43,119 --> 00:33:45,680
of when they're in the dark and
you just hear the monkeys and they just

523
00:33:45,720 --> 00:33:50,079
slowly appear from the light and now
they have guns, and you're just like,

524
00:33:50,200 --> 00:33:52,559
fuck man, Like this would for
the people that are innocent and all

525
00:33:52,559 --> 00:33:57,279
this, It's like, fuck man, this would be like just imatchine the

526
00:33:57,319 --> 00:33:59,799
news. You're watching the news,
like these monkeys are broken up, they've

527
00:33:59,799 --> 00:34:04,440
gone and they're destroying us. Like
I that's for me. I think it's

528
00:34:04,519 --> 00:34:07,679
just that third act that make me
like I love this movie, not making

529
00:34:07,719 --> 00:34:12,079
it a best or great movie,
but that what whole placement hark is.

530
00:34:12,079 --> 00:34:14,079
As a kid, I don't know
what I was thinking was gonna happen when

531
00:34:14,119 --> 00:34:16,800
I watch it, just like I
don't know why just gonna storm in your

532
00:34:16,800 --> 00:34:20,639
house? Like no, not like
that. But I guess I just didn't

533
00:34:20,719 --> 00:34:22,239
jump to because in my mind as
a kid, it didn't work too oh,

534
00:34:22,280 --> 00:34:25,000
this was probably a prequel to like
the first No, I didn't work

535
00:34:25,079 --> 00:34:28,480
like that. It's just like,
Okay, these monkeys are now in human

536
00:34:28,519 --> 00:34:30,079
world that can talk, what's gonna
happen. I didn't have my brain like

537
00:34:30,119 --> 00:34:35,400
they're gonna fucking just destroy the world
again. And that's yeah, especially if

538
00:34:35,480 --> 00:34:38,000
like the whole story is told from
the perspective of Caesar and he is definitely

539
00:34:38,039 --> 00:34:40,840
the victim for the majority of the
entire and like all the apes right,

540
00:34:40,960 --> 00:34:46,280
like they're seen as just this really
uh just beaten down class, which I

541
00:34:46,280 --> 00:34:51,199
guess is a different race in this
situation, and you're you're like rooting for

542
00:34:51,239 --> 00:34:53,400
them because you have these like tyrants
just running the show. But then it

543
00:34:53,400 --> 00:34:58,360
gets to that point where, yeah, they are just murdering all the humans,

544
00:34:58,440 --> 00:35:00,400
not really doing you know, a
trial or anything. Just any human

545
00:35:00,480 --> 00:35:04,519
is the bad guy, and then
I I agree with you. I think

546
00:35:04,559 --> 00:35:07,039
that the darker ending actually fits a
lot better with with the overall story because

547
00:35:07,039 --> 00:35:12,559
it's just like it gets to a
boiling point for Caesar to lead his his

548
00:35:12,639 --> 00:35:15,719
fellow apes to this point that they
are like they're not just fighting for their

549
00:35:15,719 --> 00:35:21,480
freedom, they're fighting to burn down
the castle and to build a new on

550
00:35:21,519 --> 00:35:23,840
top of it. So I think, like the little pivot, it is

551
00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:30,280
very jarring with just how quickly it
happens because they are just so motivated to

552
00:35:30,280 --> 00:35:34,920
to burn down everything. He's like, he's like all the apes and the

553
00:35:34,960 --> 00:35:37,639
other continents are gonna be doing the
same thing tomorrow. I'm like, I

554
00:35:37,679 --> 00:35:38,800
don't know how they're planning this,
but this is like, I'm down,

555
00:35:38,920 --> 00:35:43,320
this is crazy. He's just gonna
do a broadcast of just the Head,

556
00:35:43,719 --> 00:35:49,280
just have Lisa, who's just like
staring at him. No. No,

557
00:35:50,079 --> 00:35:52,599
He's like, okay, yeah,
we're We're not actually gonna do this.

558
00:35:52,639 --> 00:35:57,639
It's just it's very jarring with how
quickly that that pivot happens. But yeah,

559
00:35:57,719 --> 00:36:00,719
I think it is shocking. Nonetheless, when you get to that point

560
00:36:00,960 --> 00:36:05,239
eventually when it's like, oh,
these these aren't the good guys. Like

561
00:36:05,239 --> 00:36:07,079
like me, being a human,
I would be terrified in that situation,

562
00:36:07,239 --> 00:36:10,000
you know, reading it on the
news like you're saying, and then you

563
00:36:10,000 --> 00:36:14,880
know you have your slave ape just
doing your dishes, yeah, and you're

564
00:36:14,920 --> 00:36:17,559
looking at each other like uh well, It's like it's still sometimes works.

565
00:36:17,599 --> 00:36:21,119
But even like in that ending scene, I know, I guess we're talking

566
00:36:21,119 --> 00:36:24,280
about the ending now first. But
just like I love when they they specifically

567
00:36:24,599 --> 00:36:29,039
made sure they got a black actor
and they had that line where it's like,

568
00:36:29,079 --> 00:36:31,199
as somebody of a descendants of slaves. This is not the way to

569
00:36:31,199 --> 00:36:35,480
go. And that's where I still
like Caesar be you know, like snapping

570
00:36:35,559 --> 00:36:37,639
back, being like, well that
you know that was That's what the route

571
00:36:37,639 --> 00:36:40,360
you decided to go down. I'm
gonna go down this road again. They

572
00:36:40,440 --> 00:36:44,519
change it, so you can even
say, if I k I guess I

573
00:36:44,559 --> 00:36:47,039
wish there was more time with that
character, because then I could buy Okay,

574
00:36:47,079 --> 00:36:50,920
maybe Caesar is gonna pull off and
not do it. But he's known

575
00:36:50,960 --> 00:36:53,320
this dude for like ten minutes.
He was nice to once and now like

576
00:36:53,519 --> 00:36:58,039
he is nice to his life.
See his life literally hid in McDonald,

577
00:36:58,079 --> 00:37:00,119
didn't he because he like fucked with
me the hallway? Yes, oh yeah,

578
00:37:00,119 --> 00:37:02,519
you're right, you're right. Okay, yeah, no I forgot about

579
00:37:02,559 --> 00:37:05,679
that. Yeah you're right. So
he did save his life, so he

580
00:37:05,719 --> 00:37:07,119
does owe him that. I don't
know if Caesar knows that he does that.

581
00:37:07,239 --> 00:37:10,480
I just wish there was they didn't
sense it, like was this three

582
00:37:10,480 --> 00:37:15,639
shots, So I wish they had
a bit more of a connection. But

583
00:37:15,679 --> 00:37:19,119
I do like that, Uh this
idea of okay, black man is talking

584
00:37:19,199 --> 00:37:22,119
to another oppressed slave group of like, hey, like don't go like his

585
00:37:23,239 --> 00:37:27,199
his pitch is like, don't do
this because we'll never be able to work

586
00:37:27,199 --> 00:37:30,880
together, and Caesar's response is like, I don't want to work together.

587
00:37:30,920 --> 00:37:31,840
I just want to kill you all. I don't know what he was gonna

588
00:37:31,880 --> 00:37:35,679
do to him because he seemed like
he liked him, so I wasn't sure

589
00:37:35,679 --> 00:37:39,119
if the full like like, are
you gonna leave the one human? Like

590
00:37:39,159 --> 00:37:42,519
I don't know what the process was
gonna be. But like I said,

591
00:37:42,840 --> 00:37:45,400
that's a scary thing when you say
has a slave, This isn't gonna work.

592
00:37:45,400 --> 00:37:47,000
And then he goes, well,
no, it's it's gonna work because

593
00:37:47,039 --> 00:37:52,920
I'm just gonna eliminate the issue before, like you try to live with a

594
00:37:52,960 --> 00:37:54,679
white man and a black man.
That's not the route I'm gonna go.

595
00:37:54,760 --> 00:37:58,599
And then like we said last two
minutes, like but maybe there is a

596
00:37:58,599 --> 00:38:01,360
way, and it's like, oh
is there? Like you've murdered many appeal

597
00:38:01,599 --> 00:38:05,920
shows like The City on Fire to
Rolls credits, it's like, I'm confused.

598
00:38:05,960 --> 00:38:09,440
I don't know, And that's what's
that's the weirdest thing. It's hard.

599
00:38:09,559 --> 00:38:15,880
It's riot Brian McDowell acting as fucking
ass talking about we're gonna exterminate the

600
00:38:15,960 --> 00:38:19,519
human race, and then baby,
we can find a way to coexist,

601
00:38:19,599 --> 00:38:22,199
and then the last shot is scary
music were Billy's on fire. She're like,

602
00:38:22,840 --> 00:38:25,280
what the fuck's happening? And before
you go to I'll read this out.

603
00:38:25,320 --> 00:38:29,239
So this is what happened the movie
originally, and it was Caesar's yelled

604
00:38:29,280 --> 00:38:31,519
that the day is upon us now, and the apes began beating Governor Beck

605
00:38:31,559 --> 00:38:36,800
to death despite McDonald's please, So
that's what's gonna happen last week, let's

606
00:38:36,800 --> 00:38:38,599
say, don't do it, and
they just fucking I just want to love

607
00:38:38,639 --> 00:38:44,199
that. They just murdered this governor
in front of mister McDonald. But due

608
00:38:44,199 --> 00:38:47,199
to poor test screening, uh,
it resulted in the addition of them adding

609
00:38:47,480 --> 00:38:52,000
Lisa yelling no, I don't know
if she yelled at she like whispered to

610
00:38:52,079 --> 00:38:55,119
him, which followed by the repeated
footage of Caesar's speech, which was added

611
00:38:55,159 --> 00:38:59,360
and dubbed later by Roby mcdoell to
give the film more hopeful tone by making

612
00:38:59,440 --> 00:39:02,679
caesear sympathetic and not a mass murder, which is like that to me,

613
00:39:02,800 --> 00:39:06,400
was the better movie. It's like
the whole movie you set them up to

614
00:39:06,400 --> 00:39:07,639
be the mass murder. And last
movie, You're like, eh, I

615
00:39:07,679 --> 00:39:12,119
don't know the second half. The
final scene with Lisa baking Caesar to show

616
00:39:12,199 --> 00:39:15,760
mercy and him giving the equality speech
was added after the film's completion. This

617
00:39:15,800 --> 00:39:20,320
is why the final shot is only
of Caesar's eyes and grainy quality. The

618
00:39:20,360 --> 00:39:23,119
shot is crop piece footage from earlier
in the film. Ronny Mydall was brought

619
00:39:23,119 --> 00:39:27,000
to read more lines, which were
edited into place. Originally, the film

620
00:39:27,079 --> 00:39:30,239
ended on dark note yeah, like
we talked about. Yet much of the

621
00:39:30,239 --> 00:39:32,960
same footage exists in both endings,
but in the revised version, the apes

622
00:39:34,039 --> 00:39:37,519
raising their rifles is played in reverse
as them lowering them. The footage of

623
00:39:37,679 --> 00:39:40,400
the beating is cut, so that
moment where they all put down their guns

624
00:39:40,400 --> 00:39:45,960
that originally was the like you're done, Like it's over for you, so

625
00:39:45,000 --> 00:39:50,760
like they literally I guess this test
screening people just went fucking And I guess

626
00:39:50,760 --> 00:39:52,320
too, because they do make battle, so I could see at that point

627
00:39:52,360 --> 00:39:55,519
of view, if you're wanting to
make another one and they're all worried,

628
00:39:55,559 --> 00:39:59,559
like people think this is really dark, they might not want another one.

629
00:39:59,639 --> 00:40:04,039
That's not do that. But now
looking back in like when you get retrospect,

630
00:40:04,039 --> 00:40:06,559
and I think battles all right,
He's like, man, they should

631
00:40:06,559 --> 00:40:08,599
have went for that hard and I
think it would have aged it a lot

632
00:40:08,639 --> 00:40:10,719
better. But Tay, you're gonna
say something, I don't want to get

633
00:40:10,719 --> 00:40:15,239
that out there before. That hard
ending would fit better too with just where

634
00:40:15,280 --> 00:40:19,480
the apes are so angry and evil
against humanity and that first plan of the

635
00:40:19,519 --> 00:40:22,920
Apes movie with Heston, so that
kind of would sack but and like what

636
00:40:22,960 --> 00:40:25,840
do they do for? And that's
what's so weird because like they still murdered

637
00:40:25,840 --> 00:40:29,400
a bunch of people, so like, what are the I just feel like

638
00:40:29,440 --> 00:40:31,480
the humans, you are at a
point where I'd understand if you break out

639
00:40:31,559 --> 00:40:35,239
like in Rise right where the Apes
break out and they just want to be

640
00:40:35,320 --> 00:40:37,199
left alone, then I could see
other humans being like, no, they

641
00:40:37,239 --> 00:40:40,519
want to live by themselves. Let's
leave the apes alone do our thing.

642
00:40:40,840 --> 00:40:44,519
This is a movie where they break
out and then proceed to murder a bunch

643
00:40:44,519 --> 00:40:46,679
of people. So I would see
every other people in like we're talking about

644
00:40:46,719 --> 00:40:50,119
all the rest of the contents are
gonna be doing that. I just feel

645
00:40:50,119 --> 00:40:52,559
like they'd be fucking loading up being
like we're gonna kill these fucking Like if

646
00:40:52,559 --> 00:40:55,320
you have an ape in your house, that ape is dead like that very

647
00:40:55,400 --> 00:40:58,840
night. So that's where it's like
for me, it's like I don't think

648
00:40:59,079 --> 00:41:01,800
it's it's just odd to be like
kill a bunch of humans and then go,

649
00:41:02,280 --> 00:41:06,320
yeah, let's work together. Actually, let's like how do those families

650
00:41:06,320 --> 00:41:09,480
feel, what type of compensation do
they get? Like, oh, sorry,

651
00:41:09,480 --> 00:41:13,599
your dad was a security guarden that
night, But like now the apes

652
00:41:13,639 --> 00:41:15,840
are riding on the bus with you, Like it's just like a It's which

653
00:41:15,880 --> 00:41:19,679
I think is an interesting situation.
But I don't think in battle, I

654
00:41:19,719 --> 00:41:22,320
can't remember that much. But I
think it's just monkeys and humans together and

655
00:41:22,320 --> 00:41:25,320
they don't really get into like the
politics of what happened the night of the

656
00:41:25,360 --> 00:41:28,360
reckoning. I think it's just like, oh, we're together now, you

657
00:41:28,440 --> 00:41:31,119
know. I'd like to know if
there is like some backstory on like what

658
00:41:31,159 --> 00:41:34,679
was going on in Europe at the
time of this, because if the apes

659
00:41:34,719 --> 00:41:38,000
took over in the States, several
of the police cities all had apes and

660
00:41:38,039 --> 00:41:42,719
then we learn and so that's all
been taken over. But is Europe just

661
00:41:42,760 --> 00:41:46,039
still thriving and even in the future
when has to in the crash lens,

662
00:41:46,079 --> 00:41:51,440
like Europe is just like a peak
human civilization ready in Europe for the last

663
00:41:51,480 --> 00:41:55,039
two years. Are you trying to
say now, are you trying to say

664
00:41:55,039 --> 00:42:00,320
the riginal plan the Apes like the
forbidden euro Ye in the Forbidden z well

665
00:42:00,360 --> 00:42:04,320
not in the Forbidden Zell, but
like you have to think there's the apes

666
00:42:04,960 --> 00:42:07,199
over there. The Apes didn't have
sea travel at this point, So I

667
00:42:07,239 --> 00:42:14,440
mean, what, how what's going
on in Europe? Like is so good

668
00:42:14,559 --> 00:42:19,360
question? I imagine they would eventually. How why wouldn't they have sea travel?

669
00:42:19,360 --> 00:42:22,440
You don't think there's boats in this
universe. I'm sure they got boats,

670
00:42:22,440 --> 00:42:24,880
but I don't know if they're really
going all the way over can't swim,

671
00:42:24,920 --> 00:42:28,519
They're terrible, like, but they
have the boats. I think if

672
00:42:28,519 --> 00:42:31,159
they got the Caesar has to do
is heading on a couple Apes on a

673
00:42:31,199 --> 00:42:37,719
boat and they're they're driving that thing
over to you, Lisa. Wouldn't you

674
00:42:37,800 --> 00:42:43,159
think like Europe would just have like
their their jet planes or have sixteens F

675
00:42:43,239 --> 00:42:46,239
twenty two's like line the beach head
with tanks and howitzers and then they see

676
00:42:46,239 --> 00:42:51,079
the wooden boats of the co here's
the counter of the counter though, Are

677
00:42:51,079 --> 00:42:57,840
you saying that? Are you saying
that there's no apes in Europe. I

678
00:42:57,840 --> 00:43:00,400
think there is, But how do
I think they would just turn? Set

679
00:43:00,480 --> 00:43:02,760
up? Would they turn? Or
like a leadership? Right? The only

680
00:43:02,800 --> 00:43:07,760
reason these apes turn is because no, That's that's why I was confused too,

681
00:43:07,840 --> 00:43:13,000
because Caesar was like, like,
apes on every continent are gonna be

682
00:43:13,039 --> 00:43:15,119
doing the same thing tomorrow. I'm
like, who the fuck is like leading

683
00:43:15,159 --> 00:43:19,519
those squadrons? Like it does he
literally just have a radio to all these

684
00:43:19,519 --> 00:43:22,360
others. I don't think it,
Like this place looks pretty technological, sound

685
00:43:22,400 --> 00:43:27,199
like, I don't think it's out
around possibility that they kill the humans and

686
00:43:27,239 --> 00:43:34,760
then the next day they broadcast this
like I can't imagine sixty six, Like

687
00:43:34,880 --> 00:43:38,559
imagine you're in Europe, you're having
your breakfast, your monkeys feedier, You're

688
00:43:38,639 --> 00:43:42,559
like, oh, turn on the
news and it's just Caesar with footage of

689
00:43:42,599 --> 00:43:45,920
dead human all over apes and like
take over now he's doing the headnds like

690
00:43:46,199 --> 00:43:52,960
and you look over ape like I
do, because the way they who knows?

691
00:43:53,000 --> 00:43:57,079
Because America, I guess, But
like that's my head canon that it

692
00:43:57,280 --> 00:44:00,639
is that eventually the other apes would
just be like inspire by a leader,

693
00:44:00,719 --> 00:44:04,960
right, they'd say those apes took
over America, killed everyone. Why can't

694
00:44:04,960 --> 00:44:07,719
we do the same, you know? But I guess in this situation,

695
00:44:08,199 --> 00:44:12,760
the ending is because he's like,
we'll find a way. Does like Caesar

696
00:44:12,880 --> 00:44:15,159
meet with the president and they find
some sort of like common ground of like

697
00:44:15,199 --> 00:44:19,480
to I guess to release the apes
because like what is the pitch that he

698
00:44:19,519 --> 00:44:22,119
goes in the present, Either we're
free people, we're gonna murder everybody,

699
00:44:22,159 --> 00:44:24,719
Like I guess as the president,
you kind of have to like you're free

700
00:44:24,800 --> 00:44:28,719
now, right, Like that's because
it's not you just saw the night before

701
00:44:28,760 --> 00:44:34,119
what they're gonna do if they're not
free. Governor Governor Becker whatever was like

702
00:44:34,480 --> 00:44:37,719
inches away from being torn aparts,
Like there's not really a So I think

703
00:44:37,719 --> 00:44:40,239
that's what would happen. It would
just spread over there eventually. Taylor,

704
00:44:40,280 --> 00:44:45,320
he had planned already other continents.
Yeah, I like the like the idea

705
00:44:45,320 --> 00:44:46,679
he just is doing the head nod. The TV just comes on, doesn't

706
00:44:46,719 --> 00:44:51,119
say anything to do you just in
your mail you open up a thing that's

707
00:44:51,159 --> 00:44:52,840
just a poster of the head nod, and the monkey just fucking flips like

708
00:44:52,840 --> 00:44:57,599
it's my it's two pieces. One's
like his head like this and the next

709
00:44:57,679 --> 00:45:00,719
paper down. It's like the pull
or it's like a no, it's that

710
00:45:00,079 --> 00:45:06,079
flip page thing you do. Caesar
draws a bunch of himself and it's just

711
00:45:06,119 --> 00:45:10,079
like the monkeys go fucking bizark,
you know the intro to Nope, my

712
00:45:10,159 --> 00:45:15,599
monkeys saw the fucking Caesar head nod
and crazy. That movie wasn't out yet,

713
00:45:15,599 --> 00:45:22,039
Taylor, this is ninety yeah.
Yeah, so to two things.

714
00:45:22,079 --> 00:45:27,360
I remember my previous point. Previous
point was how why again would you invest

715
00:45:27,800 --> 00:45:32,480
thousands of dollars in your own ape
servant when you're hearing over the PA system

716
00:45:32,599 --> 00:45:37,199
like, oh, several apes gathering
in the courtyard and then the troops go

717
00:45:37,280 --> 00:45:39,239
in and like pull apart. Oh
people owners of these apes will we charged

718
00:45:39,280 --> 00:45:42,679
the cord and it's like, man, you just like they're fucking up.

719
00:45:43,039 --> 00:45:46,519
They're getting you finds out the wazoo. Like it's just a horrible, horrible

720
00:45:46,920 --> 00:45:52,159
part worse too. Yeah, oh
my god. Yeah, those rill of

721
00:45:52,440 --> 00:45:57,920
chitzers, those I don't even where
like go. I think it's just like

722
00:45:58,000 --> 00:46:00,079
the it's funny, I guess I
do. Who believe that in a sense,

723
00:46:00,119 --> 00:46:05,000
because I'd love a stat of like
even Canadians like how many Canadians have

724
00:46:05,039 --> 00:46:07,639
a dog or cat, right,
I know, kirkt and you're like,

725
00:46:07,679 --> 00:46:09,719
oh, what about fucking fish?
But it's like that a fish would not

726
00:46:10,199 --> 00:46:14,920
A fish doesn't make up for not
having a dog. He ain't do anything

727
00:46:14,920 --> 00:46:16,840
with them. They're just in a
tank. So like, I do believe

728
00:46:16,920 --> 00:46:22,719
people would be like if if monkeys
could be trained, be our animals and

729
00:46:22,800 --> 00:46:24,760
let's say they're safe at this point, right, I do believe it's a

730
00:46:24,800 --> 00:46:29,119
society we take a ball even right
now, five years from now, if

731
00:46:29,159 --> 00:46:31,360
you're to tell me that our governments
of Canada America have deemed it that you

732
00:46:31,360 --> 00:46:34,719
can have a monkey and they're completely
safe, you know, people would have

733
00:46:34,719 --> 00:46:38,159
a fucking monkey. I I would
not. I wouldn't. I wouldn't.

734
00:46:38,159 --> 00:46:42,440
I would because I've always wanted a
monkey, but I've seen enough horse stories

735
00:46:42,440 --> 00:46:45,840
ago. No, I'm just not
a fucking full sized chimp. I don't

736
00:46:45,880 --> 00:46:49,039
want someone to wrestle with, you
know, have a good time. But

737
00:46:49,159 --> 00:46:52,559
like, no, so like I
I think that that to me, just

738
00:46:52,599 --> 00:46:54,599
like certain things of plant apes,
I do find that believable that if a

739
00:46:54,599 --> 00:46:59,679
bunch of pets died, people would
start going to monkeys if they were trained.

740
00:46:59,760 --> 00:47:04,039
You know. So here's some statistics. You're gonna give me some percentage?

741
00:47:04,119 --> 00:47:07,440
Is that in Europe? So maybe
it's over Do you think it's over?

742
00:47:07,559 --> 00:47:12,079
Under Travis fifty fifty? Is so
taking at least telling me it's this

743
00:47:12,119 --> 00:47:15,639
North America or Canada before I get
my Canada? Okay? So? And

744
00:47:15,880 --> 00:47:20,440
is it specifically cats and dogs or
I have cats and cats in separate and

745
00:47:20,480 --> 00:47:22,960
dogs separate? Okay, so dogs, I think are is over fifty cats.

746
00:47:23,000 --> 00:47:30,280
I'll go under under for both.
That's okay, Yes, So thirty

747
00:47:30,320 --> 00:47:35,960
eight percent of Canadian Canadians have cats
and then dogs are second at thirty five

748
00:47:36,000 --> 00:47:43,679
percent. Really, well, so
there's forty there's forty million Canadians, and

749
00:47:43,760 --> 00:47:45,960
so if we go through here,
thirty eight percent of forty million, Uh,

750
00:47:46,679 --> 00:47:50,840
this is cats? How many of
those dogs voted for Justin Trudeau?

751
00:47:52,039 --> 00:47:54,119
All of them? I just like
bringing up politics on the eight stretrospective's just

752
00:47:54,119 --> 00:48:00,000
a fuck. So that'd be fifteen
million, two hundred thousand people with cats,

753
00:48:00,119 --> 00:48:04,800
and then it'd be fourteen million with
dogs, and so those and our

754
00:48:04,840 --> 00:48:08,360
population's forty million. Apparently that's what
it's saying. Okay, So but okay,

755
00:48:08,719 --> 00:48:14,800
so I in the original question though, saying fifty percent of cats and

756
00:48:14,840 --> 00:48:17,400
dogs, that's fifty percent because putting
those together, that's over sixty percent.

757
00:48:17,880 --> 00:48:22,800
Yeah, no, when you combine
them together, that so sixty percent of

758
00:48:22,880 --> 00:48:27,119
can that has a pet that is
like an animal you can feed, pet

759
00:48:27,159 --> 00:48:30,760
whatever. Now chimp owners, yeah, I think if if again, it's

760
00:48:30,880 --> 00:48:34,400
not the chimps that we know right
now in our day and age, right,

761
00:48:34,440 --> 00:48:36,519
you got to think about this.
This is a time where they're shown

762
00:48:36,559 --> 00:48:39,599
they can be trained. Yeah,
no, not then either, it's the

763
00:48:40,239 --> 00:48:44,400
it's the in between, because I
guarantee you there was a time where people

764
00:48:44,440 --> 00:48:47,159
there were some dogs that's like can
you even own that as a pet?

765
00:48:47,320 --> 00:48:51,239
Right? So that's even people still
have some of those conversations, right.

766
00:48:51,239 --> 00:48:54,800
So that's where I feel like in
a society where for years the government kept

767
00:48:54,840 --> 00:49:00,440
telling you monkeys are safe to have, people would start getting monkeys. True,

768
00:49:00,800 --> 00:49:04,719
it's true. You have a couple
of months throughout this movie though,

769
00:49:04,800 --> 00:49:07,639
like just the idea of like,
again, these are very different apes than

770
00:49:07,639 --> 00:49:10,159
the ones we know. But I'm
like, man, I could like I

771
00:49:10,159 --> 00:49:15,360
would be terrified just being around an
ape like that because they, like you

772
00:49:15,400 --> 00:49:19,599
know, they're cute sometimes, especially
like the young ones, but like they

773
00:49:19,639 --> 00:49:23,119
are just so incredibly strong compared to
a basic human, Like they are just

774
00:49:23,199 --> 00:49:28,119
built different, Like we're flimsy.
They're like just corded steel. They're ten

775
00:49:28,199 --> 00:49:31,559
times strength. Yeah, and like
you just look at them weird and they'll

776
00:49:31,599 --> 00:49:36,280
just fucking rip your arms off or
something. So like I couldn't imagine just

777
00:49:36,360 --> 00:49:38,599
living with one. I feel like
like even even a dog sometimes like a

778
00:49:38,639 --> 00:49:42,920
large dog. Like I love dogs. I don't really get scared of dogs,

779
00:49:42,920 --> 00:49:45,239
but like you know, if there's
a big ones barking, it's like

780
00:49:45,559 --> 00:49:50,639
that that thing could be dangerous alone. There's size deep that there's a dog

781
00:49:50,719 --> 00:49:52,800
big enough that it will attack you, it will kill you. There are

782
00:49:52,920 --> 00:49:58,159
multiple dogs that can kill just kill
you because they're fucking powerhouse. They're tough.

783
00:49:58,280 --> 00:50:00,320
They don't have the same pain.
Taller and said, we do,

784
00:50:00,519 --> 00:50:02,760
like, and that is I'm with, Yeah, there's I'm not trying to

785
00:50:02,760 --> 00:50:07,440
say band dogs, any any dog. You meet fucking little dogs. That

786
00:50:07,360 --> 00:50:09,880
the only reason it's not dangerous because
they're little, right, But you can

787
00:50:09,920 --> 00:50:13,480
meet dogs all the times just fucking
bite people and it's like, oh sorry,

788
00:50:13,519 --> 00:50:15,119
but it's like if they had big
teeth, it's like it give me

789
00:50:15,199 --> 00:50:19,360
an issue. So that's where Yeah. Also stuff because of these movies are

790
00:50:19,920 --> 00:50:23,400
gnawing and other dogs. No,
we're never taking them the dog we're ever

791
00:50:23,440 --> 00:50:28,559
get let's the fuck out of here. Oh shit, he's messing up my

792
00:50:28,599 --> 00:50:36,159
car. They're shit on my car. The governor all the sudden, Mark

793
00:50:36,320 --> 00:50:42,039
was just like and all religions and
uh, you're like you just talk No,

794
00:50:43,000 --> 00:50:47,800
no, our farting dogs. So
I just to expand on this now

795
00:50:47,920 --> 00:50:51,280
he's like, I wash Like,
he's like, I'm fine with the way

796
00:50:51,360 --> 00:50:57,000
things are. Guys. So,
worldwide, thirty three percent of people own

797
00:50:57,360 --> 00:51:00,880
household paths. So we'll just this
is every in the world. This is

798
00:51:00,920 --> 00:51:04,000
worldwide thirty three percent. And what
is household pets? So, like,

799
00:51:04,079 --> 00:51:06,920
is that kind of a parrot?
Also, we will get back to the

800
00:51:06,960 --> 00:51:09,880
movie. Everybody we're just talking about
it probably is concleutedly pairpur For this sake,

801
00:51:09,920 --> 00:51:15,519
we'll just we'll just encompass it all
because for fun, So there's at

802
00:51:15,599 --> 00:51:17,559
least seven point eight billion people as
a twenty twenty one, but we'll stick

803
00:51:17,599 --> 00:51:22,320
with seven point eight billion. So
thirty three percent of seven point eight billion

804
00:51:22,840 --> 00:51:25,920
is two point five points or two
point five to seven billion is what I'm

805
00:51:25,960 --> 00:51:30,840
getting here. So if all those
are apes, like that's a quarter of

806
00:51:30,880 --> 00:51:34,280
the fucking population, Like that's oh
yeah, And that's the things where it's

807
00:51:34,320 --> 00:51:37,280
like it's good for the humans when
they have like the batons and the guns

808
00:51:37,280 --> 00:51:38,840
even in this movie. But then
it's like if you get in that one

809
00:51:38,840 --> 00:51:43,239
on one scenarrow, that's where we're
all fucked because it's like it's plus it's

810
00:51:43,239 --> 00:51:45,159
one on one. And these monkeys
in this movie they're throwing nets. They're

811
00:51:45,159 --> 00:51:49,639
they're all prepared, you know,
which I did like is like a fun

812
00:51:49,639 --> 00:51:51,480
call back because they do in the
first one, right, that's how they

813
00:51:51,480 --> 00:51:54,000
catch the humans. So I like
that the guys are all gunned up ready

814
00:51:54,039 --> 00:51:58,039
to go, and from out of
nowhere, these monkeys are so fucking net

815
00:51:58,199 --> 00:52:00,719
and then the monkey's charging. Could
you just imagine if you're in a net,

816
00:52:00,880 --> 00:52:04,719
like oh fuck, like you're trying
to get out and you just see

817
00:52:04,760 --> 00:52:09,079
monkeys charging you. So with like, yeah, anything they found, So

818
00:52:09,400 --> 00:52:13,719
yeah, two point three billion aames, that would be a lot to and

819
00:52:13,760 --> 00:52:15,519
you got one that can talk too. I guess I can talk because like

820
00:52:17,440 --> 00:52:21,320
because I guess it still fits with
like the new narrative. If they just

821
00:52:21,320 --> 00:52:23,800
say that the monkeys learn. I
don't know how it's whatever, this this

822
00:52:23,920 --> 00:52:29,360
disease thing is they learn because it's
like Caesar just met this female ape like

823
00:52:29,360 --> 00:52:32,280
a couple of days ago, and
she's already like she's essentially right, yeah,

824
00:52:32,320 --> 00:52:36,119
pretty much. But she's talking way
before even Nova. Could you know,

825
00:52:36,280 --> 00:52:40,440
like does Nova speak in the first
film, Remember she says she says

826
00:52:40,480 --> 00:52:49,440
that dies five seconds later got shot. So you were talking about that speech,

827
00:52:49,679 --> 00:52:51,880
Travis, I have I have a
speech here. I'm gonna read.

828
00:52:52,280 --> 00:52:57,960
No, he's gonna enact all the
animals. I'm gonna try his cats have

829
00:52:58,039 --> 00:53:01,480
begun to Taylor, like read it, read it. I need to get

830
00:53:01,480 --> 00:53:05,719
some music here. There's like a
claw, right, a slit tailor's throat.

831
00:53:06,320 --> 00:53:09,119
Is this a planet? A sweet? This is not no imagine Cornelius,

832
00:53:09,480 --> 00:53:14,800
our religions alllive. He turns this
up. So this is this is

833
00:53:14,800 --> 00:53:19,599
the music, Cornellia. There's no
better music than this. There's no where.

834
00:53:19,639 --> 00:53:22,760
The sea is a dead sea,
and the land is a wasteland out

835
00:53:22,760 --> 00:53:25,400
of which I will lead my people
from their captivity, and we will build

836
00:53:25,440 --> 00:53:30,000
our own cities in which there will
be no place for humans except to serve

837
00:53:30,079 --> 00:53:32,719
our own ends. And we shall
found our own armies, our own religion,

838
00:53:32,800 --> 00:53:38,239
our own dynasty, and that day
is upon you. Now I'm ready

839
00:53:38,239 --> 00:53:43,320
to burn the place down with that
music. On this music, what is

840
00:53:43,360 --> 00:53:46,679
this? I'm trying to find something
patterns. He's spamming the trust. The

841
00:53:46,679 --> 00:53:52,960
apes are going home if they hear
this stuff. No, no, that

842
00:53:53,960 --> 00:53:59,559
the nose. Yeah, there's not
there's not many good ones. But yeah,

843
00:53:59,639 --> 00:54:01,480
like I I see what you were
saying earlier, Trevis, Like you're

844
00:54:01,559 --> 00:54:05,320
just you're just like a male man. You're doing your own shit. And

845
00:54:05,320 --> 00:54:07,599
then you know, the ape throws
a net on you. You look up

846
00:54:07,639 --> 00:54:10,639
and he's like, this is our
dynasty, low, like our old religion.

847
00:54:10,760 --> 00:54:15,360
Like what the fuck is calling on? If it's not Caesar, it's

848
00:54:15,400 --> 00:54:19,079
just you getting a net on you, and he's just going no, no,

849
00:54:20,079 --> 00:54:25,159
no, Especially like if you didn't
know about the male if you if

850
00:54:25,159 --> 00:54:28,159
you didn't watch the news back then, if you were a kid, you

851
00:54:28,159 --> 00:54:30,920
didn't know about Cornelius and zero,
you didn't know about talking apes, and

852
00:54:30,920 --> 00:54:34,719
all of a sudden, this ape's
just fucking full on speech, like it's

853
00:54:34,719 --> 00:54:37,920
traumatizing. Those first few days would
be fucking wild for the humans definitely,

854
00:54:37,960 --> 00:54:42,559
you know that was something else too
that kind of I don't know why threw

855
00:54:42,599 --> 00:54:45,320
me off guards so much, Probably
just because we only have really two apes,

856
00:54:45,320 --> 00:54:47,960
I guess in the previous film and
then the other ones that we come

857
00:54:49,000 --> 00:54:52,079
across or in the zoo, which
they actually have like a real ape in

858
00:54:52,119 --> 00:54:57,199
that scene, and then like that's
where you have baby Milow. But don't

859
00:54:57,199 --> 00:55:00,159
we just jump to this movie and
like the apes seems so evolved, you

860
00:55:00,199 --> 00:55:04,800
know. The big difference obviously is
just they have their humans and suits,

861
00:55:04,800 --> 00:55:07,400
so their eyes are like actually white, whereas like ape's eyes don't have like

862
00:55:07,440 --> 00:55:10,559
the whites in the eyes at all. So I was just like, man,

863
00:55:10,599 --> 00:55:14,320
like, did they just evolve?
Did they give them some super serum

864
00:55:14,559 --> 00:55:17,599
in order for them to even like
understand these directions? Like it just seemed

865
00:55:17,639 --> 00:55:22,559
like such an evolutionary jump, and
it's supposed to be that like infection or

866
00:55:22,599 --> 00:55:25,000
whatever goes around that it isn't because
that's the thing. Also in the new

867
00:55:25,039 --> 00:55:29,840
movies they say like eventually makes a
human so they can't speak, So I

868
00:55:29,840 --> 00:55:35,599
think there's some didn't they say in
this movie that it was based off of

869
00:55:35,639 --> 00:55:38,079
the ship that crashed there, didn't
they say that was just because of the

870
00:55:38,159 --> 00:55:43,239
dogs and cats thing. It was, Yeah, it was, so I

871
00:55:43,280 --> 00:55:46,719
wasn't sure if they're trying to They
alluded to that the apes brought up with

872
00:55:46,800 --> 00:55:52,199
them, So I think that's what
they're trying to infer that whatever like pathogens

873
00:55:52,239 --> 00:55:55,360
the apes had when they came back
that like affected the rest of the world

874
00:55:55,400 --> 00:56:00,519
and apes start to evolve. It's
a very loose, like one line and

875
00:56:00,559 --> 00:56:02,440
you kind of like, I guess, I guess this works. But they

876
00:56:02,519 --> 00:56:08,039
definitely nineteen years a lot a lot
of changes because like you know, like

877
00:56:08,079 --> 00:56:13,039
they fuck up their tasks for sure. But yeah, like they're not like

878
00:56:13,239 --> 00:56:15,760
they seem very fairly domesticated, Like
they're not just attacking their owners like I

879
00:56:15,800 --> 00:56:20,960
would expect a normal ape. Wood
Like they have groups of gorillas, fucking

880
00:56:20,960 --> 00:56:22,880
gorillas that do not look like a
gorilla at all. It just looks like

881
00:56:22,880 --> 00:56:27,599
a skinny dude and a gorilla cost
Yeah, you know, just like like

882
00:56:27,639 --> 00:56:30,000
pushing them back. I'm like,
like, what the fuck is this?

883
00:56:30,119 --> 00:56:32,599
Like a five hundred pound gorilla is
really gonna be a group of them just

884
00:56:32,639 --> 00:56:37,800
taking off, like getting corralled by
like three members. Remember escape and that

885
00:56:37,880 --> 00:56:40,800
gorilla in the cage and now they're
just like the skinny ones, right.

886
00:56:42,159 --> 00:56:45,079
But if they do have a line
in this movie talking about how that you

887
00:56:45,199 --> 00:56:46,920
have to just you can't let them
get a lot out of line. You

888
00:56:46,920 --> 00:56:51,920
have to show. So I don't
think it's that the humans are doing those

889
00:56:51,960 --> 00:56:53,840
sort of things. I think it's
that the apes are not fight like,

890
00:56:53,880 --> 00:56:58,239
they're not doing any pressure back,
like I think this if they wanted,

891
00:56:58,360 --> 00:57:00,599
or the Grill, you could just
stand there and not get put. But

892
00:57:00,599 --> 00:57:02,840
I think because they're so scared of
the humans, they gotta just kind of

893
00:57:04,239 --> 00:57:07,599
way along. There's there's like the
scene when Caesar's doing his little you know

894
00:57:07,719 --> 00:57:12,199
draft, He's it's like it's draft
day. He's doing a showcase showing off

895
00:57:12,199 --> 00:57:15,960
with all his skills before he goes
for the auction, and like I think

896
00:57:16,000 --> 00:57:20,920
he like that's where he's helping out
maybe with like the dinner setting thing.

897
00:57:21,000 --> 00:57:24,519
But they have like gorillas, like
the Grill's like making a bed and they

898
00:57:24,599 --> 00:57:29,480
like just go ballistic and just start
like grabbing the bed and like throwing it

899
00:57:29,519 --> 00:57:31,199
around. So I just feel like
those moments could happen all the time,

900
00:57:31,280 --> 00:57:36,239
especially when they're training, because they're
like breaking them from a wild animal into

901
00:57:36,239 --> 00:57:39,880
a domestic creature. I feel like
just being a guard there with your nightstick,

902
00:57:40,039 --> 00:57:43,840
Like, no way, no way
in hell are you putting me in

903
00:57:43,840 --> 00:57:45,800
a group, not even just one
gorilla, let alone just like twenty of

904
00:57:45,840 --> 00:57:49,719
them. But again, like I
guess if they explained it through the pathage

905
00:57:49,719 --> 00:57:52,119
and thing, I can kind of
accept that, but it was just kind

906
00:57:52,159 --> 00:57:53,639
of lingering with me throughout the whole
film. I think because of the jump

907
00:57:53,639 --> 00:57:58,639
from the previous one. Because we
didn't have these looking like gorillas that look

908
00:57:58,760 --> 00:58:01,559
like this, or just rangutangs that
look like the ones from the first movie.

909
00:58:01,559 --> 00:58:06,800
It just seemed like like all of
these creatures came from space in order

910
00:58:06,840 --> 00:58:09,039
to that's fair. Plus, yeah, it's a meeting of kind of the

911
00:58:09,280 --> 00:58:14,519
multiple airs, and that's where it's
just like I even love where they get

912
00:58:14,599 --> 00:58:17,079
again. I had the issue with
they literally show a picture of Cornelius.

913
00:58:17,079 --> 00:58:20,199
They say, he looks just like
this, you would remember him, right,

914
00:58:20,239 --> 00:58:22,480
Amando, And then the governor proceeds
to buy an eighth that looks exactly

915
00:58:22,519 --> 00:58:24,880
like Cornelius and has nothing. I
know, you could say like, oh,

916
00:58:24,880 --> 00:58:28,280
it's because he's done, but I
just like that felt like way too

917
00:58:28,320 --> 00:58:30,199
of a jump for me. He's
like he literally saw a photo. They're

918
00:58:30,199 --> 00:58:34,480
talking about Cornelis and it's odd because
I thought, I I because I don't

919
00:58:34,519 --> 00:58:36,639
remember this. I've seen this movie
many times, but it's not like when

920
00:58:36,639 --> 00:58:38,679
I go return to all time.
So when he buys them, he's like,

921
00:58:38,800 --> 00:58:42,360
that's one right there, like,
you know, whatever the price is,

922
00:58:42,400 --> 00:58:45,199
he's gonna get them. So I'm
like, Okay, he must figure

923
00:58:45,280 --> 00:58:49,320
this is Caesar, Milo whatever,
and he wants them. But he doesn't.

924
00:58:49,360 --> 00:58:52,719
He just for some reasonly reasonbly like
wanted this ape because I guess they

925
00:58:52,719 --> 00:58:55,199
did say he's in good condition.
He's well groom, no bruises, so

926
00:58:55,239 --> 00:59:00,159
I guess it's just like he's a
good eight. But so they do,

927
00:59:00,159 --> 00:59:04,159
they do this, and they get
back and they're explaining the rules to Caesar,

928
00:59:04,599 --> 00:59:06,639
you know, a mile o I
guess, whatever the fuck you want

929
00:59:06,679 --> 00:59:07,719
to call him, and like,
oh, this is how you pour a

930
00:59:07,760 --> 00:59:10,039
drink and he pretends to not be
able to pour the drink and everything like

931
00:59:10,079 --> 00:59:14,360
that. So I appreciate that.
Okay, for the first you know,

932
00:59:14,440 --> 00:59:16,039
five minutes interaction, he's playing dumb, right, This is a smart way,

933
00:59:16,079 --> 00:59:19,960
as we saw last movie, Zero
should have played dumb more got them

934
00:59:20,039 --> 00:59:23,199
killed. So then the guy's like, we're gonna let you pick a name.

935
00:59:23,320 --> 00:59:27,199
This is what my family used to
do, picking a name, throw

936
00:59:27,239 --> 00:59:29,639
us in the book. And then
he picks Caesar, which is already suspicious

937
00:59:29,719 --> 00:59:32,719
enough, but he picks it.
He's just like like he fucking cold cock

938
00:59:32,840 --> 00:59:37,320
looks at him like, this is
my name, like right away, it's

939
00:59:37,360 --> 00:59:42,960
like he called me king. Yeah, he looks cognizant. He does not

940
00:59:43,039 --> 00:59:45,199
look like any of the eighth so
far. Up to this point he's been

941
00:59:45,239 --> 00:59:47,840
like, oh, I'm a monkey, and then just like Caesar and he's

942
00:59:47,880 --> 00:59:52,320
like he may as well just spoke. Then it's like and again they which

943
00:59:52,360 --> 00:59:55,960
was weird because that's why I do
think this. At least the last movie

944
00:59:57,079 --> 00:59:59,559
with Victor Newman, we had some
issues with him stuff, but at least

945
00:59:59,559 --> 01:00:01,880
I can't that were Oh he had
the cigarette recorder and he got zero drunk.

946
01:00:02,079 --> 01:00:05,840
He made some moves that were smart, where these guys are just like,

947
01:00:06,480 --> 01:00:09,159
did you know you're worried about a
talking ape and this fucking ape just

948
01:00:09,280 --> 01:00:14,800
literally gave you the death stare and
called them most Caesar and no one's calling

949
01:00:14,800 --> 01:00:17,440
a red flag and the general the
Governor's side, well, very well,

950
01:00:17,639 --> 01:00:21,000
good luck, monkey, don't fuck
up. And then he goes back and

951
01:00:21,039 --> 01:00:23,159
he's like, we need to find
this talking ape. And it's just like

952
01:00:23,159 --> 01:00:27,199
like that was a bridge too far
for me to believe. And even then

953
01:00:27,320 --> 01:00:30,679
McDonald, if I thought, oh, he's gonna catch on and this is

954
01:00:30,679 --> 01:00:34,320
where him and Caesar are gonna bond
is not to LANs just like that are

955
01:00:34,360 --> 01:00:37,679
looking for me and oh my god, I love that. Though that was

956
01:00:37,719 --> 01:00:39,599
great, I guess I just wish
that happened earlier in the movie. That's

957
01:00:39,599 --> 01:00:43,440
what I think, just because they
could have bonded you more. It seems

958
01:00:43,480 --> 01:00:47,360
too like just the the stages that
the Governor or even just any of the

959
01:00:47,400 --> 01:00:52,360
humans are like catching on the things, it just seems so like disjointed from

960
01:00:52,360 --> 01:00:57,599
where it happens throughout the film.
Because right away, like like right away

961
01:00:57,599 --> 01:01:00,719
when you have Armando and Caesar just
rolling through the streets handing out flyers for

962
01:01:00,760 --> 01:01:04,159
the circus, which we kind of
talked about it again, but she had

963
01:01:04,159 --> 01:01:07,840
to reiterate that's such a terrible idea
with like how like he has the most

964
01:01:08,440 --> 01:01:12,400
wanted ape essentially, and like human
history is like Oh, yeah, I'm

965
01:01:12,440 --> 01:01:15,239
just gonna take you into town.
We're gonna drop off some flyers or whatever.

966
01:01:15,440 --> 01:01:19,480
Yeah, and then because like he's
even like, oh he can cox

967
01:01:19,519 --> 01:01:23,840
this plan right of the attack happens
and we're gonna say you run away all

968
01:01:23,920 --> 01:01:29,679
the time. Yeah, they're gonna
believe this. But even then, I

969
01:01:29,679 --> 01:01:30,800
feel like it would have been more
believable. They would have been like,

970
01:01:30,840 --> 01:01:35,079
hey, where where's that chimpanzee and
or poster. Oh he ran away,

971
01:01:35,079 --> 01:01:37,280
and they're like, oh okay,
But after this ape maybe spoke, they're

972
01:01:37,280 --> 01:01:43,320
not gonna be like Armando is such
a fucking idiot. There's something even changed

973
01:01:43,360 --> 01:01:47,440
his voice either when the guy's like
say it, say human bastard and he's

974
01:01:47,480 --> 01:01:58,719
like, figure kill no man.
Before Kirk gets back to his point,

975
01:01:59,119 --> 01:02:00,440
man, I do because he's a
good guy at least, right he's an

976
01:02:00,440 --> 01:02:08,320
anybody's good guy. I feel from
spy kids. Yeah, I feel so

977
01:02:08,400 --> 01:02:12,280
bad when I sit him down,
like you're free to go. Yes,

978
01:02:12,840 --> 01:02:14,880
it was a mistake. Oh I
knew it was a mistake. They're like,

979
01:02:15,360 --> 01:02:21,559
but there's this machine we're gonna first, and he's just like he's looking

980
01:02:21,639 --> 01:02:24,400
like that will in the fuck and
like it's a credit to the actor,

981
01:02:24,440 --> 01:02:28,239
because I think he pulls it off
well, thinking like he's Scott free,

982
01:02:28,239 --> 01:02:30,159
and then it just turns to like, oh and you didn't lie, right,

983
01:02:30,320 --> 01:02:32,760
you sign that, you sign this
paper you didn't lie? Oh of

984
01:02:32,800 --> 01:02:38,280
course or not? And then she's
like oh fuck. Like it's like the

985
01:02:38,400 --> 01:02:43,000
second that comes down, the lights
over and again the credit the actor.

986
01:02:43,199 --> 01:02:45,960
It just looks like it's over for
you. And I feel so bad.

987
01:02:46,000 --> 01:02:53,920
But I don't know why you'd why
you'd sign ship in there like releas just

988
01:02:53,920 --> 01:02:57,119
sign this and he doesn't even read
it. He's like, what is what

989
01:02:57,199 --> 01:03:00,960
is Taylor? Your release? Just
sign? It's like oh good, yeah,

990
01:03:00,199 --> 01:03:05,679
and he no, no, stop
stop. They did say before he

991
01:03:06,159 --> 01:03:07,679
that's where you're wrong. He said
what is this? And they say,

992
01:03:07,800 --> 01:03:12,079
oh, this is just a confirm
that you've not lied about anything even truthful

993
01:03:12,119 --> 01:03:14,920
and he says, oh absolutely,
and he signs it and that's when they

994
01:03:14,920 --> 01:03:19,239
break out the big fucking mind warp
gun so that he does clarify what is

995
01:03:19,280 --> 01:03:22,320
this and they say, oh,
it's an affidavit and he goes okay.

996
01:03:22,559 --> 01:03:25,840
So like because tear replay that scene
where I feel like if he doesn't sign

997
01:03:25,920 --> 01:03:29,559
it. They can't put him under
scrutiny of that machine. Really, you

998
01:03:29,599 --> 01:03:32,159
think he signs Oh no, I
think he signs that machine. He signs

999
01:03:32,199 --> 01:03:36,840
the paper and then it gives them
access to use the machine. They didn't

1000
01:03:36,840 --> 01:03:38,079
even ask the permission to use the
machine in the first place. They just

1001
01:03:38,119 --> 01:03:42,639
said, like before you go,
we're gonna fucking zap you, like because

1002
01:03:42,719 --> 01:03:46,639
tear replay it. They say,
hey, this sign this what is this

1003
01:03:46,920 --> 01:03:52,039
four year to sign? It is
to confirm you've not lied about the apes

1004
01:03:52,159 --> 01:03:54,519
or anything. He says, I'm
not signing that. Like, what do

1005
01:03:54,559 --> 01:04:00,599
you think's gonna happen to him?
He's I guarantee terms of conditions. It

1006
01:04:00,639 --> 01:04:04,679
probably said, like an you'll face
an interrogation by the truth machine. I'll

1007
01:04:04,679 --> 01:04:09,440
feel comfortable with this. This is
dictatorship, though. I to lose lose

1008
01:04:09,480 --> 01:04:12,519
situation no matter what. No,
because like there you can tell. I

1009
01:04:12,760 --> 01:04:15,199
know the only way he doesn't lose
if he told the truth and then he

1010
01:04:15,519 --> 01:04:20,480
was killed. There's a certain thing
McDonald said where uh he was McDonald doesn't

1011
01:04:20,480 --> 01:04:26,039
have control of the situational They're all
going over McDonald's I think McDonald's devoid of

1012
01:04:26,039 --> 01:04:30,079
the scenario. But McDonald definitely has
some poll in this in this world right

1013
01:04:30,119 --> 01:04:31,880
now, but there's some pole but
I think they all look at him like,

1014
01:04:32,079 --> 01:04:34,760
oh he's an ape sympathizer, Like
fuck that guy, like we're still

1015
01:04:34,760 --> 01:04:39,280
gonna kill the apes. You know. He definitely had a statement where he

1016
01:04:39,360 --> 01:04:42,760
was implying like that you can't do
this until like this, this is innocent

1017
01:04:42,880 --> 01:04:45,199
or something like that. He was
implying something like that. But yeah,

1018
01:04:45,239 --> 01:04:47,920
the governor doesn't give a shit.
He's he's pulling loose strings. And it's

1019
01:04:47,920 --> 01:04:53,239
as Caesar falls in his mum's footstep, he gets Armando fucking killed. Like

1020
01:04:53,760 --> 01:04:59,159
I like, he's talking on public
multiple times and like this fact the yells

1021
01:04:59,159 --> 01:05:00,840
out. It's just like man,
I'm like, that's that's your far Mondo

1022
01:05:00,920 --> 01:05:06,239
got fucking He didn't get thrown out
of window. He tripped and he was

1023
01:05:06,280 --> 01:05:13,320
so funny. It's so quickly my
favoriteness. When he falls, they just

1024
01:05:13,360 --> 01:05:17,280
do like a hard Grady sun to
buildings and it's just like is this his

1025
01:05:17,719 --> 01:05:21,639
point of view? Like what's happening? But you know, I like Ripremando,

1026
01:05:21,760 --> 01:05:25,519
good guy. Good Caesar found out
too, because he was working and

1027
01:05:25,679 --> 01:05:30,159
like the Caesars working in the studio
or whatever, and it's just I'm paraphrasing

1028
01:05:30,199 --> 01:05:32,280
with those officers. I hear that
fucking circus guy. Yeah, you fucking

1029
01:05:32,400 --> 01:05:38,599
just ate it caesars just to hear
them ship talk this guy. Yeah,

1030
01:05:38,599 --> 01:05:43,280
I'm taking his wife and I'm a
fucker. I gonnet the truth machine and

1031
01:05:43,400 --> 01:05:48,199
just like God, that's why you
said will have the foe, because that's

1032
01:05:48,199 --> 01:05:51,039
why you like, that's when he
looked up at the machine. What happened?

1033
01:05:51,360 --> 01:05:57,840
What is this? And it never
really explained, like what, like

1034
01:05:57,920 --> 01:06:00,039
I guess it just forces you to
tell the truth. Is that the I

1035
01:06:00,400 --> 01:06:03,760
into truth machine? It's like,
why don't why don't you save yourself days

1036
01:06:03,760 --> 01:06:09,039
of interrogation and just lead with this? Every time I thought it was like

1037
01:06:09,119 --> 01:06:12,360
if he lies, it'll like fucking
squish his nuts or something like. It's

1038
01:06:12,360 --> 01:06:15,440
like it's one of those situations where
like he himself has to tell the truth.

1039
01:06:15,880 --> 01:06:18,639
But no, he he has no
saying. He has no saying.

1040
01:06:18,639 --> 01:06:23,039
It's just he's in the chair.
Is that why he looks so weak?

1041
01:06:23,400 --> 01:06:30,400
Do you know, Cornelius? Yes, he just I don't know why.

1042
01:06:30,440 --> 01:06:34,559
It just reminds me of some weird
porn where like the guy will be no,

1043
01:06:34,639 --> 01:06:38,760
don't you can't do this like you're
my stepsister, and she's like,

1044
01:06:38,800 --> 01:06:41,719
oh you want me to go down
your pants? Oh maby, but like

1045
01:06:42,159 --> 01:06:44,679
just touch it? What like that's
why he was playing that. Yeah,

1046
01:06:44,920 --> 01:06:50,280
like oh and you don't know about
talking ape, I do and then a

1047
01:06:50,440 --> 01:06:54,320
Mondo accent yeah, but he's like, no, I don't. I don't

1048
01:06:54,719 --> 01:06:58,159
you tricked me. It's like,
well, I don't know what to do

1049
01:06:58,280 --> 01:07:00,280
here with you again, they should
have like if they can just do this,

1050
01:07:00,480 --> 01:07:04,039
why didn't they zappam day one?
Very he tried his best. He

1051
01:07:04,159 --> 01:07:09,400
gets to drop his fucking the first
animal born in the circus like twice again

1052
01:07:09,440 --> 01:07:12,280
in this movie. So credit is
very proud, very proud of that he

1053
01:07:12,480 --> 01:07:15,159
was. And I was surprised too
that, like when he signed it,

1054
01:07:15,239 --> 01:07:17,320
I was like, oh, I
don't remember him sign this getting out and

1055
01:07:17,320 --> 01:07:20,920
then obviously the truth machine came out. But then in the first time too,

1056
01:07:21,360 --> 01:07:25,559
I thought for sure. What happens
is they're like, you know you

1057
01:07:25,639 --> 01:07:28,440
better fucking say the phrase he says, like that doesn't sound like you,

1058
01:07:29,039 --> 01:07:31,199
and then the apes start fighting,
so they get away, but like the

1059
01:07:31,280 --> 01:07:35,639
clubs were still like we're gonna find
that fucking circus guy like they were so

1060
01:07:35,800 --> 01:07:38,599
like I was like, oh,
this is how they get away, and

1061
01:07:38,639 --> 01:07:42,000
they didn't get away. He just
you know told Caesar to run, which

1062
01:07:42,039 --> 01:07:44,440
I did. Like it was like
to me, a smart way of Caesar

1063
01:07:44,480 --> 01:07:45,800
hides in that crate and that's how
they track it down. Of the crate

1064
01:07:45,920 --> 01:07:48,320
was listed as eight and there was
nine, Like, what the fuck's going

1065
01:07:48,320 --> 01:07:54,000
on? I thought it was like
a very just like like regular world crunching

1066
01:07:54,079 --> 01:07:56,800
numbers way to figure out like,
hey, if that ape is here,

1067
01:07:56,880 --> 01:07:59,880
it's probably in the situation. They
didn't need the truth machine for that,

1068
01:08:00,039 --> 01:08:01,800
which like now that we're talking about, I'm like, man, they should

1069
01:08:01,800 --> 01:08:05,400
have used that at like every moment
of this film, like they're curious about

1070
01:08:05,400 --> 01:08:09,639
the user just put they didn't have
to shock them, you can truth machine

1071
01:08:09,679 --> 01:08:12,360
them, you know. Yeah,
No, that that is a very very

1072
01:08:12,360 --> 01:08:17,640
powerful weapon that they supremely underuse.
That kind of tracks to uh, the

1073
01:08:17,720 --> 01:08:20,119
last movie when that's how all the
details the second time, right, they

1074
01:08:20,239 --> 01:08:24,520
hit zero with the like the truth
like potion at that point or boys and

1075
01:08:24,560 --> 01:08:28,079
whatever you want to call it.
So it's like they almost like figured out,

1076
01:08:28,119 --> 01:08:30,319
like we got to do that drunk
the first time they did, right,

1077
01:08:30,680 --> 01:08:34,520
I thought. The second time they
yeah, so they I kind of

1078
01:08:34,560 --> 01:08:38,399
like that where it's like the parallel
of Hey, that worked, Like that's

1079
01:08:38,399 --> 01:08:42,239
fucking make a whole machine. It
got the better version now straight from Apple.

1080
01:08:43,039 --> 01:08:47,720
No, So I was gonna circle
back to what I was leading into

1081
01:08:47,920 --> 01:08:55,560
was just like the the disjointedness from
the villains, maybe just like lack of

1082
01:08:55,560 --> 01:08:59,239
information or having information but just seems
like they don't or motivation, I guess

1083
01:08:59,279 --> 01:09:02,520
because when you have you know,
to your name Travis, the damn human

1084
01:09:02,560 --> 01:09:08,119
bastard line, like right away,
they are just extremely suss and they it's

1085
01:09:08,159 --> 01:09:11,600
like they just are always thinking about
that moment nineteen years ago when these two

1086
01:09:11,600 --> 01:09:14,520
apes. Yes, they've been waiting, yeah, and like yeah, they've

1087
01:09:14,560 --> 01:09:17,560
literally been waiting for any ape to
just say any word because every single cop

1088
01:09:17,600 --> 01:09:21,760
there is like super super sus They're
not letting Armando go with like any excuse

1089
01:09:21,800 --> 01:09:26,039
that he has. They're like super
super diligent. He fucking speak and like

1090
01:09:26,039 --> 01:09:29,680
I imagine other humans like what do
you mean? It's like the Elvish Aragon

1091
01:09:29,760 --> 01:09:31,720
legalist, like I'll die as one
of them, but Coch like that ain't

1092
01:09:31,760 --> 01:09:34,880
fucking speaking You're like, what do
you mean it fucking spoke like they're just

1093
01:09:34,920 --> 01:09:38,800
apes. Armando's well, you yell
it out right now, like they're so

1094
01:09:38,880 --> 01:09:42,600
sus sorry to like he should.
That whole conversation could have gone so differently

1095
01:09:42,600 --> 01:09:45,520
because Armando's say like, oh,
that was me, I said it.

1096
01:09:45,800 --> 01:09:47,640
And then he as the cops approach, he immediately is like, this is

1097
01:09:47,680 --> 01:09:50,239
my ape. He's the first day
board of the certain like he just puts

1098
01:09:50,239 --> 01:09:56,399
the attention on Caesar, which is
a big mistake. He shouldn't have this

1099
01:09:56,399 --> 01:10:00,880
this ye supper part of cold brain
not so much there. As soon as

1100
01:10:00,880 --> 01:10:02,960
he says that too, like yeah, this is oh, this is my

1101
01:10:03,039 --> 01:10:05,439
ape, first one born in the
circus, the cops like a talking ape,

1102
01:10:05,520 --> 01:10:10,600
like just as is that a trick? So from like that moment,

1103
01:10:10,680 --> 01:10:14,560
it seemed like they were super super
suss about it. And then fast forward

1104
01:10:14,560 --> 01:10:17,119
into when he's killing just all of
these challenges, you know, draws the

1105
01:10:17,119 --> 01:10:20,640
attention of even the governor wanting to
purchase him for top dollar. I think

1106
01:10:20,640 --> 01:10:24,359
it was like fifteen hundred bucks or
something at the time, which is good

1107
01:10:24,399 --> 01:10:31,000
Pedallelo for inflation seventies. We do
this every plenty, every every time we

1108
01:10:31,000 --> 01:10:35,800
talk about money and bring it up. But like he seems already suss about

1109
01:10:35,960 --> 01:10:41,119
that moment, and like I agree
with whoever said, like it's to me,

1110
01:10:41,199 --> 01:10:45,000
it seemed like he had suspicion right
there. So he was gonna put

1111
01:10:45,039 --> 01:10:48,319
that ape that he just purchased like
from the viewer kind of rooting for Caesar

1112
01:10:48,359 --> 01:10:50,720
in that moment. I was like, oh shit, like he's totally on

1113
01:10:50,840 --> 01:10:54,359
him. This is gonna be really
intense. But it just kind of goes

1114
01:10:54,359 --> 01:10:56,640
over his head. And then yeah, he pulls out the fucking name book.

1115
01:10:58,439 --> 01:11:00,079
Your name ape, you're gonna choose, like I feel like if it's

1116
01:11:00,079 --> 01:11:03,279
a dumb ape, he's gonna choose
like the or and as his name,

1117
01:11:03,720 --> 01:11:10,119
like just anything any word number two
is my name. But he's like Caesar

1118
01:11:10,279 --> 01:11:15,560
and then he's like the name of
kings, huh, and like fucking Caesar.

1119
01:11:15,720 --> 01:11:19,039
Just he's getting But yeah, like
you said, wouldn't be anything,

1120
01:11:19,039 --> 01:11:24,920
wouldn't be the and book, it
wouldn't be like like it wouldn't be toasted.

1121
01:11:25,000 --> 01:11:28,640
Like he just happen to find the
one that's a capital CEA has name

1122
01:11:29,359 --> 01:11:32,479
a king. You know, it's
like it they're fucking That was very disjointed

1123
01:11:32,520 --> 01:11:39,359
of just like the Villain's I guess
cleverness or season hundred dollars and inflation is

1124
01:11:39,399 --> 01:11:44,720
one hundred grand, one hundred and
thirteen thousand dollars. Yeah, so from

1125
01:11:44,760 --> 01:11:48,319
the nineties, from seventies, from
No. Nineteen seventy one, Taylor,

1126
01:11:49,560 --> 01:11:53,439
this isn't this is seventy one though, like this is the auction in the

1127
01:11:53,520 --> 01:11:56,119
nineties. Oh yeah, I guess
the movie takes place. I guess I

1128
01:11:56,159 --> 01:11:58,640
can do that. But this does
look like a very different nineties. But

1129
01:11:58,800 --> 01:12:01,680
Okay, for fun, I will
say, I will say, in nineties,

1130
01:12:01,720 --> 01:12:04,319
what did it? Yeah, SI
finities. But in the nineties it

1131
01:12:04,600 --> 01:12:10,960
was credits thirty five thousand dollars,
So there you go. But they're dealing

1132
01:12:10,960 --> 01:12:14,600
with seventy The writers are writing it
with seventies money. I'm telling you they're

1133
01:12:14,640 --> 01:12:18,199
thinking about because fifteen that they're like, that's a hunder grand. That's as

1134
01:12:18,239 --> 01:12:24,159
much as the truth machine. I
like the part two when hecas the Governor's

1135
01:12:24,239 --> 01:12:26,640
just suus as fuck. He's just
got it. I got out for these

1136
01:12:26,680 --> 01:12:30,680
apes when Armando is dead and McDonald
is just holding like the oh, you

1137
01:12:30,720 --> 01:12:33,640
know, the autopsy reports like suicide, nothing nothing out of the ordinary here

1138
01:12:34,159 --> 01:12:38,279
just he fell out the window and
he said, oh, he fucking threw

1139
01:12:38,359 --> 01:12:41,279
himself out. He was trying to
die with the truth. Like that ape

1140
01:12:41,319 --> 01:12:44,279
is talking. It's like that you
got all the truth? I pretty I

1141
01:12:44,800 --> 01:12:46,000
thought. One of the questions is
do you know talking ape? And he's

1142
01:12:46,039 --> 01:12:48,920
like yes, and like, what
else do you need to know? He's

1143
01:12:48,960 --> 01:12:51,960
not gonna tell you where he is
currently. He doesn't know. He's fucking

1144
01:12:53,000 --> 01:12:58,199
that that one ape? Who like
that one shocking Yeah, you know the

1145
01:12:58,279 --> 01:13:03,520
scene for she has a different and
had nod first night, first night Caesars

1146
01:13:03,520 --> 01:13:06,000
bunking up. He's like all kind
of like worried, and then he sees

1147
01:13:06,039 --> 01:13:09,520
his ape. Who I'm sure it's
going through a tough time, but she

1148
01:13:09,760 --> 01:13:12,760
has the biggest guys you ever seen, giving the head and all the eyebrows,

1149
01:13:12,800 --> 01:13:15,800
and she was like, does not
give a shit anymore? That Armando

1150
01:13:15,880 --> 01:13:19,039
could be just fucking being water bordered
anything. He just happened to get his

1151
01:13:19,079 --> 01:13:26,960
dick, his ape dick wet,
so you can, ladies, Yeah to

1152
01:13:27,000 --> 01:13:30,039
the city, Caesar, where's your
ape? He's fucking a female ape right

1153
01:13:30,079 --> 01:13:33,760
now? I told him to.
He's a virgin. He just starts her

1154
01:13:33,800 --> 01:13:40,800
feeling all this like like more mobe, what's this? What's Morpheus's uh speech?

1155
01:13:40,840 --> 01:13:47,039
At the end of this let dapes
fuck that's should have ended this when

1156
01:13:47,039 --> 01:13:54,840
they like had him redub some stuff, our religions, our fun fests like

1157
01:13:56,119 --> 01:14:03,279
orgies ape see, then we'll cover
the line. I was like, kill

1158
01:14:03,319 --> 01:14:10,800
me, fucking just shoot me down. All their goals are just very sexual

1159
01:14:12,199 --> 01:14:15,079
because they're probably all virgins. Honestly, all those all those apes shut bananas

1160
01:14:15,159 --> 01:14:21,520
up are us. But it's great. All the rest of the apes are

1161
01:14:21,560 --> 01:14:24,720
kind of like I think Caesars kind
of losing the plot here, like we

1162
01:14:24,880 --> 01:14:35,039
kind of want to just take all
right guys, right girlas you know that

1163
01:14:35,159 --> 01:14:54,920
will make all the ring things ones. Oh you god, they're gonna pose

1164
01:14:54,920 --> 01:15:02,520
about thumbs on our right naps no, no too right, oh no,

1165
01:15:03,800 --> 01:15:18,800
just the quad hand the quad just
oh no. Fuck. I wish I

1166
01:15:18,800 --> 01:15:21,760
had power on my feet now.
I didn't even think about all the places

1167
01:15:21,760 --> 01:15:30,119
you could reach. Poor McDonald's MacDonald
just trapped in a cage. Look at

1168
01:15:30,119 --> 01:15:34,680
OU's window, just seeing them orgy
all over Manhattan, just like the covernor

1169
01:15:34,760 --> 01:15:44,359
is right, we should have fucking
killed all these aes. My that's funny.

1170
01:15:44,880 --> 01:15:49,920
No one will judge you for prey
coming just all these addendums. Yeah,

1171
01:15:50,000 --> 01:15:56,880
mine too. I felt like we
were talking about something before. What

1172
01:15:57,039 --> 01:16:00,600
were before? Well, we have
the truth stuff, and then I went

1173
01:16:00,640 --> 01:16:09,079
back to the villains. Just there's
something between villains and jobs, right,

1174
01:16:09,159 --> 01:16:13,960
So yeah, like that was like
all right, Like I was like meme

1175
01:16:14,000 --> 01:16:15,119
wise, it was funny, but
like I was actually funny because like,

1176
01:16:15,159 --> 01:16:18,479
okay, find so many likes And
that's kind of like too for the first

1177
01:16:18,479 --> 01:16:21,680
movie, right, because they have
Taylor and then they want Taylor to procreate

1178
01:16:21,720 --> 01:16:27,520
with uh Nova. Yeah, at
least this one has the fuck me eyes

1179
01:16:27,520 --> 01:16:30,520
where Nova's no fucking idea what's going
on. She's just like Bella backs from

1180
01:16:30,560 --> 01:16:34,560
poor things, just like like she's
just like doing stuff. So yes,

1181
01:16:34,800 --> 01:16:39,600
I like him a little companion.
And if anybody I don't know, I

1182
01:16:39,600 --> 01:16:41,520
think again, you could have showed
a bit more because at the end when

1183
01:16:41,560 --> 01:16:44,079
she does the like the no killing
off sets a reshoot. But I wish

1184
01:16:44,079 --> 01:16:47,199
in retrospect you could add some more
her being a bit more I don't know

1185
01:16:47,359 --> 01:16:54,319
of a character, yeah exactly,
Yeah, or psychically agree because we have

1186
01:16:54,920 --> 01:16:59,399
like Nova, who she's not really
a character in the first like she doesn't

1187
01:16:59,399 --> 01:17:01,600
have a lot going on, but
Lisa, I felt like there was just

1188
01:17:01,640 --> 01:17:04,880
cut scenes or something with her,
because it kept seeming like they were gonna

1189
01:17:04,960 --> 01:17:11,159
lead in a direction that you're gonna
have almost like a Cornelius and oh my

1190
01:17:11,199 --> 01:17:15,600
gosh, what's her name from the
zero zero Thank you, like that type

1191
01:17:15,640 --> 01:17:17,119
of dynamic moving forward. And by
the end of the movie, like I

1192
01:17:17,119 --> 01:17:19,560
thought they were gonna be kind of
the two leaders of the Apes, but

1193
01:17:19,600 --> 01:17:24,600
she's just kind of dumb throughout the
whole movie. And yeah, like it

1194
01:17:24,720 --> 01:17:29,880
just seems like he like we were
going in that direction because when he's starting

1195
01:17:30,560 --> 01:17:32,800
like the riots, when he goes
into like the area where all the Apes

1196
01:17:32,800 --> 01:17:35,399
are, he just like calls out
to Lisa, and of course she just

1197
01:17:35,600 --> 01:17:39,479
at this point she doesn't fucking understand
anything. Really, She just like looks

1198
01:17:39,520 --> 01:17:42,079
at him. Then it does the
zoom in on his face, which is

1199
01:17:42,119 --> 01:17:46,520
just hilarious, and he's doing the
head. Yeah. So that's why even

1200
01:17:46,560 --> 01:17:48,960
too, like if she's the one
says no, just show her a few

1201
01:17:49,000 --> 01:17:54,680
times where maybe for some reason she
is more understanding of the humans or doesn't

1202
01:17:54,720 --> 01:17:57,880
want like wants to be free,
but doesn't want that. But until that

1203
01:17:57,960 --> 01:18:00,000
happened, I assumed she was just
in the riots fucking everybody else up too,

1204
01:18:00,159 --> 01:18:02,159
you know, like I don't know, I didn't see much of that,

1205
01:18:02,279 --> 01:18:09,159
but she seemed like she was in
that last command post room. Yeah,

1206
01:18:09,159 --> 01:18:11,640
and he preached that room. Well, didn't she get like punched or

1207
01:18:11,680 --> 01:18:14,479
pushed down or something. That's when
Caesar loses it, I think at some

1208
01:18:14,520 --> 01:18:18,159
point too, because you know it's
his new girlfriend. Is just something's happened.

1209
01:18:18,159 --> 01:18:23,199
So that scene too, when they're
just sieging the command posts, I

1210
01:18:23,279 --> 01:18:28,560
just I laughed so on because there's
like guards already fighting apes in that room,

1211
01:18:28,600 --> 01:18:30,439
you know, there's only a couple
of them, so that the guards

1212
01:18:30,439 --> 01:18:32,319
are winning. And then it goes
to our governor and he's just freaking out.

1213
01:18:32,359 --> 01:18:34,640
He's like, all hands on deck. They're about to breach the command

1214
01:18:34,680 --> 01:18:38,760
post, like this is this is
deaf gone whatever, like this worst case

1215
01:18:38,760 --> 01:18:45,960
scenario. And then he just turns
to the door. How is this possible?

1216
01:18:47,279 --> 01:18:49,720
They're supposed to be so primitive,
but he's just freaking out and he

1217
01:18:49,840 --> 01:18:54,239
like cannot even fathom what is going
on. He's like, oh, is

1218
01:18:54,279 --> 01:18:57,359
this happening right now? Give me
a couple of lines, what do those

1219
01:18:57,359 --> 01:19:00,640
aliens say? And phantom menace with
Qui Gons come through. You have to

1220
01:19:00,720 --> 01:19:05,359
remember one lines, don't you.
The aliens say, uh, Qui Gon's

1221
01:19:05,359 --> 01:19:11,159
cutting them through. Remember remember when
they know when they close the door,

1222
01:19:11,359 --> 01:19:15,159
it is the two like racist alien
types. So don't do the accent,

1223
01:19:15,199 --> 01:19:18,000
but like and because yeah, they're
just like, oh, it's not even

1224
01:19:18,039 --> 01:19:23,840
possible. Yeah, that's when the
last Yeah, that's what that guy reminds

1225
01:19:23,840 --> 01:19:27,399
me of. That's just that door. And then all of a sudden it's

1226
01:19:27,479 --> 01:19:30,039
just welding and they don't have tools
for this. But it's like, well,

1227
01:19:30,119 --> 01:19:32,039
like what do you think the humans
are fucking welding through? But uh,

1228
01:19:32,079 --> 01:19:34,880
and then yeah, they take over
and then they at one moment too,

1229
01:19:34,920 --> 01:19:40,359
they have like in that command thing
there's uh it's like some it looks

1230
01:19:40,359 --> 01:19:43,000
like a battleship, big map,
like it's just a table and it's like

1231
01:19:43,000 --> 01:19:45,279
big electronics. And when the apes
crash in they're taking over. There some

1232
01:19:45,319 --> 01:19:50,119
guy that just falls from like the
like the side stairs and he hits that.

1233
01:19:50,239 --> 01:19:54,159
He goes right there and just looking
like explodes and it's on fire.

1234
01:19:54,239 --> 01:19:58,319
It's like, fuck, you're just
falling into like chords and whatever like that

1235
01:19:58,319 --> 01:20:00,680
has to have been a terrible way
to go. And and then in that

1236
01:20:00,760 --> 01:20:02,520
moment he doesn't kill the governor again
because I think that's what happens. He

1237
01:20:02,600 --> 01:20:06,399
like pushes her or something and then
he has the gun he's about to but

1238
01:20:06,399 --> 01:20:10,439
and then they just kidnap him,
and McDonald's just like walking around with them

1239
01:20:10,439 --> 01:20:13,239
like it's like, it's just it's
kind of awkward because it's just like,

1240
01:20:14,279 --> 01:20:16,479
why do the apes not attack him
there? I know Caesar does say no,

1241
01:20:16,520 --> 01:20:18,680
but it's just still like I feel
like they're not at that point where

1242
01:20:18,680 --> 01:20:23,239
they can understand this is a a
good human. I just felt like they

1243
01:20:23,239 --> 01:20:26,000
would have just ripped him to shreds. But again, those head nods,

1244
01:20:26,000 --> 01:20:30,439
Caesar, he knows how to get
to them. So yeah, exactly.

1245
01:20:30,760 --> 01:20:33,239
That room, it totally reminded me
of the Death Star room in a New

1246
01:20:33,279 --> 01:20:38,920
Hope when Han's on the radio with
whoever the Imperial guy is, and just

1247
01:20:38,960 --> 01:20:42,640
a lot of the aesthetic actually reminded
me of that Star Wars thing, whether

1248
01:20:42,640 --> 01:20:45,039
it's like the like the I don't
know, the panels with the buttons and

1249
01:20:45,079 --> 01:20:47,600
the lights. It just seemed very
Star Wars y. In certain aspects,

1250
01:20:47,600 --> 01:20:50,399
which is funny because it's around that
time, right, Like this is seventy

1251
01:20:50,560 --> 01:20:55,479
two. When it starts with seventy
seven, this is seventy one, so

1252
01:20:55,520 --> 01:20:59,840
this is seven years earlier. So
Lucas saw this as like, crack the

1253
01:21:00,039 --> 01:21:02,159
out, do this, it's the
blueprint for it. Yeah, this is

1254
01:21:02,159 --> 01:21:04,720
actually this is why they don't go
back to Earth. It's just run by

1255
01:21:04,840 --> 01:21:10,079
fucking orgy apes and they're like,
we can't do anything the same universe as

1256
01:21:10,079 --> 01:21:15,079
stars. I wish I could go
there, but I have no venus.

1257
01:21:15,199 --> 01:21:28,119
Now I know where to nest or
or tribute tom I notes we've all hit

1258
01:21:28,199 --> 01:21:30,479
one way or not that the notes. I got one interesting fact. So

1259
01:21:30,479 --> 01:21:36,840
when the previous film we see Cornelius
and Zero then talking about Aldo being the

1260
01:21:36,880 --> 01:21:42,640
first one. But I liked how
again, it depends how you look at

1261
01:21:42,680 --> 01:21:46,520
this and how time travel works.
After watching Endgame, I liked how they

1262
01:21:46,520 --> 01:21:49,920
explained it where if you're from the
future, you go to the past and

1263
01:21:50,000 --> 01:21:54,479
that past is now your future.
It's like a video game, like starting

1264
01:21:54,520 --> 01:21:58,239
at a save point and doing it. And so in this sense, for

1265
01:21:58,359 --> 01:22:02,840
what was for cornel Elias and Zero's
present with Aldo being the first of them

1266
01:22:02,920 --> 01:22:08,319
going back and changing that the past
their new future is now. Yeah,

1267
01:22:08,359 --> 01:22:13,039
it was it Caesar that was the
first, So there was initially like patient

1268
01:22:13,159 --> 01:22:18,039
zero the original time that that painting, that first painting, that painting was

1269
01:22:18,079 --> 01:22:21,119
Aldo, and then every time after
that the painter and the paintings, that's

1270
01:22:21,159 --> 01:22:26,000
Caesar going on again and again and
again. Yeah, press the painter.

1271
01:22:26,479 --> 01:22:29,680
Even though it's weird because you're right
about that. But at the same time,

1272
01:22:29,760 --> 01:22:32,439
if you take that movie, this
origin fits the first movie better because

1273
01:22:32,439 --> 01:22:36,479
it's all talking about how Caesar rose
up and he was the leader, right,

1274
01:22:36,520 --> 01:22:39,760
and that's what this movie is.
It's Caesar leading apes. So it's

1275
01:22:39,840 --> 01:22:44,319
kind of weird where it's like they're
putting both origins together. So and I

1276
01:22:44,359 --> 01:22:46,199
do just have a fun kick where
I don't know what they would end up

1277
01:22:46,199 --> 01:22:50,079
becoming. But if it is like
the Caesar that like rules over everybody,

1278
01:22:50,680 --> 01:22:54,960
like just for some reason, Cornelis
and Zero are like the parents of that

1279
01:22:55,039 --> 01:22:59,880
because it starts all over, it's
kind of a fun way. So yeah,

1280
01:23:00,279 --> 01:23:04,159
in that last like riot moment,
well just during it, I guess

1281
01:23:04,199 --> 01:23:09,800
I really liked when you it's before
like the netting of those guards. But

1282
01:23:09,960 --> 01:23:13,720
just uh, you have like the
just like the line of troops with all

1283
01:23:13,720 --> 01:23:16,239
their guns and everything like lined up, and then like I don't think there's

1284
01:23:16,279 --> 01:23:20,119
any music or score. It's like
super super quiet, and you just yeah,

1285
01:23:20,119 --> 01:23:23,960
you just have like the groups of
the apes coming and yeah, it

1286
01:23:24,039 --> 01:23:28,359
was just like it's almost like Troy
level when when you have like all all

1287
01:23:28,399 --> 01:23:30,640
the defenders of Troy coming and then
like all all just like the soldiers marching

1288
01:23:30,720 --> 01:23:33,720
up closer and closer. It's just
it was a really nice, I guess,

1289
01:23:33,720 --> 01:23:39,159
calm moment before the chaos would really
ensue. And yeah, and then

1290
01:23:39,199 --> 01:23:42,560
the net comes in and that's basically
just the end of it for the humans.

1291
01:23:43,239 --> 01:23:45,119
A couple they get a couple of
shots, but I like in a

1292
01:23:45,119 --> 01:23:48,239
weird way, when the couple of
the apes got shot, the rest apes

1293
01:23:48,279 --> 01:23:51,520
like speed up and it's like fuck
yeah, it does the exact opposite of

1294
01:23:51,560 --> 01:23:58,479
like mom mentality right where it hits
one unit of just thousands of units going.

1295
01:23:58,520 --> 01:24:00,399
You know, the humans are just
hoping, like, all we shoot

1296
01:24:00,399 --> 01:24:01,840
a couple, that'll so down,
they'll break apart, but no, they

1297
01:24:01,920 --> 01:24:05,760
just like get closer and then they're
stupid, Yeah, they're not gonna get

1298
01:24:05,800 --> 01:24:10,600
us. They need the apes need
some of those preadternets, the ones that

1299
01:24:10,680 --> 01:24:13,640
pen and they start like sucking,
and I think they were fine. Those

1300
01:24:13,720 --> 01:24:16,079
humans didn't know how to get out
of a fucking net at all. That

1301
01:24:16,159 --> 01:24:18,720
was there no one, which I
guess could happen, right, because if

1302
01:24:18,760 --> 01:24:23,359
you throw a net big enough one
hundred people, like someone move left,

1303
01:24:23,399 --> 01:24:25,920
you'll move right, like a lot
of that. And then the second you

1304
01:24:25,920 --> 01:24:28,640
get out of the net, you're
just getting like skull fucked by an ape.

1305
01:24:28,640 --> 01:24:33,319
You know, like it's not all
hands, all four hands skull fucking

1306
01:24:33,359 --> 01:24:36,680
at the same time. You know, two year holes, two eye holes

1307
01:24:36,720 --> 01:24:40,000
are going to go. But that's
what I mean, Like the second you

1308
01:24:40,000 --> 01:24:45,439
get that net, you're exhausted and
there's just apes that are here to kill

1309
01:24:45,479 --> 01:24:47,159
you. Five I think I'm taking
my own life in that moment, Like

1310
01:24:47,279 --> 01:24:49,960
if I'm in the net, I
still have my rifle on me and there's

1311
01:24:50,760 --> 01:24:56,560
the apes are skull fucking my comrades
next to it. I just looking.

1312
01:25:00,239 --> 01:25:04,319
This is like moments before Lisa says
no and like stops the right. So

1313
01:25:04,399 --> 01:25:08,640
you're there, like you're you're in
the front lines, going to fight the

1314
01:25:08,880 --> 01:25:12,800
like hundreds of apes that started to
none of us all our choice. Yeah,

1315
01:25:12,880 --> 01:25:15,640
I don't know. I guess we
just have to even then, Like

1316
01:25:15,680 --> 01:25:18,399
that would be us an air too, where you're not the president, just

1317
01:25:18,399 --> 01:25:21,920
the regular people of Like imagine tonight
we go to bed, right and we

1318
01:25:21,960 --> 01:25:27,239
wake up and we find out that
some apes came to Kolowna. They destroyed

1319
01:25:27,399 --> 01:25:30,520
everything, they killed a bunch of
people. But now they've called peace and

1320
01:25:30,520 --> 01:25:32,000
they want to make a deal with
the humans. I just don't even know

1321
01:25:32,079 --> 01:25:34,800
what the mindset would because it's like, want to meet with Travis, They

1322
01:25:34,800 --> 01:25:39,119
want to meet the members of the
Geekers. We heard your jokes about the

1323
01:25:39,119 --> 01:25:42,119
Forehands. We didn't like it.
We like ideas. We want to talk

1324
01:25:42,239 --> 01:25:45,520
some strokey. Yeah, but like
do they take our leader's hostage or do

1325
01:25:45,560 --> 01:25:48,239
they kill our leaders? Like no, I think they kill our leaders who

1326
01:25:48,239 --> 01:25:51,319
steps up to make the deal.
I think with the ending we got,

1327
01:25:51,439 --> 01:25:55,079
they would go and meet with the
leaders. I just still think it would

1328
01:25:55,079 --> 01:25:58,039
be so odd of. I guess
in our situation would be dogs. The

1329
01:25:58,079 --> 01:26:00,680
dogs up rise and all of a
sudden, like our mayor is meeting with

1330
01:26:00,720 --> 01:26:04,079
the dogs to talk about their future. I would just be like, fuck,

1331
01:26:04,119 --> 01:26:09,199
what has happened, like what's gone
down over like the past. It's

1332
01:26:09,239 --> 01:26:12,119
like because I feel like as a
soldier and the government people, the government

1333
01:26:12,119 --> 01:26:14,000
people, you know what's going on, and the soldier does suck, but

1334
01:26:14,000 --> 01:26:16,039
at least you know, Okay,
this is what's happening right now from the

1335
01:26:16,039 --> 01:26:20,640
outside. If you're just getting this
information like every six hours or so about

1336
01:26:20,640 --> 01:26:26,359
like the update on the dogs or
monkey uprising, like it's like well after

1337
01:26:26,439 --> 01:26:28,079
night a couple of weeks ago,
but like, yeah, I'm just staying

1338
01:26:28,079 --> 01:26:30,000
an kids are going to school,
like fuck, everything's getting locked up,

1339
01:26:30,039 --> 01:26:33,520
Like like the mayor's talking with a
dog right now, what the like,

1340
01:26:33,600 --> 01:26:36,399
what the fuck do we do?
And and and then they're talking with the

1341
01:26:36,399 --> 01:26:40,800
dog that the night before murdered hundreds
of people, you know, so to

1342
01:26:40,880 --> 01:26:44,039
get this meeting goes bad, Yeah, it's over for us, Like there's

1343
01:26:44,079 --> 01:26:47,840
no going back from that. Honestly, if they murder thousands of humans,

1344
01:26:47,880 --> 01:26:54,039
it's just like how can that end
in a say like the safest season they

1345
01:26:54,079 --> 01:26:56,920
could because I feel like, yeah, you can make a deal, but

1346
01:26:56,960 --> 01:27:00,279
like there's always gonna be that that
just hatred towards them, and then obviously

1347
01:27:00,359 --> 01:27:04,279
the humans would be uprising against them
eventually, and that's why I'm interested,

1348
01:27:04,319 --> 01:27:08,199
because I remember the least. But
from what I remember Battle, that's why

1349
01:27:08,239 --> 01:27:11,319
I don't like it, because even
with this ending, I think it does

1350
01:27:11,359 --> 01:27:14,680
just pick up an Apes and humans
are just living together as societies. I

1351
01:27:14,760 --> 01:27:18,199
just go like, well, yes, no to that, because apparently I

1352
01:27:18,199 --> 01:27:21,239
think I was going through some stuff
and this is attached to me all those

1353
01:27:21,279 --> 01:27:24,880
things. But in the first point
of the Apes, Zias mentions in the

1354
01:27:24,880 --> 01:27:29,239
Cave sequence that Apes kept humans's pets
for a while until Apes. That's not

1355
01:27:29,279 --> 01:27:30,359
the way it is. I don't
think in Battle. I think in Battle

1356
01:27:30,359 --> 01:27:34,000
they literally have like a government.
Well I thought that there was like a

1357
01:27:34,279 --> 01:27:36,960
like a legislation of them, but
I'm pretty sure they had them still like

1358
01:27:38,520 --> 01:27:42,079
a cage. To a slight degree, they had them restricted. But we'll

1359
01:27:42,079 --> 01:27:44,479
know when we were watching. Yeah, Because like I said, I think

1360
01:27:44,479 --> 01:27:49,159
that's Ronny mcdoally's back of Caesar and
that I think there's one storyline Jesus that

1361
01:27:49,359 --> 01:27:53,560
is good, but the rest of
it's just kind of mishmosh. And then

1362
01:27:53,720 --> 01:27:56,119
also after that we'll get to the
Timber and remake. So I'm excited to

1363
01:27:56,159 --> 01:28:00,319
revisit that because that's the one out
of all the films I'm the least uh

1364
01:28:00,439 --> 01:28:03,680
or I'm the most fuzzy on I
just well, it's like it's like a

1365
01:28:03,800 --> 01:28:08,479
It's it's funny because it takes place
way in the future. I think his

1366
01:28:08,560 --> 01:28:11,239
name's Lawgiver is just kind of telling
them like, hey, this is in

1367
01:28:11,359 --> 01:28:15,840
the past with Caesar and whatnot.
No, Caesar's round he is, but

1368
01:28:15,920 --> 01:28:17,520
it's it starts off where there's like
a bunch of small apes and I think

1369
01:28:17,520 --> 01:28:21,880
there's even a human children and it's
Lawgiver, which is speculate he's going to

1370
01:28:21,920 --> 01:28:25,319
be in Kingdom Planet of the Apes. But he's like, here, let

1371
01:28:25,319 --> 01:28:28,760
me tell you a tale of Caesar
or whatever back in the day. Yeah,

1372
01:28:28,760 --> 01:28:30,600
and I think it's big on the
whole. Ape doesn't kill Ape,

1373
01:28:30,680 --> 01:28:34,760
like the start of that rule and
everything. Yeah, Cornelius, fucking Golden

1374
01:28:34,760 --> 01:28:39,840
Egg, there are you violent?
Well, ape doesn't kill Hape man,

1375
01:28:42,920 --> 01:28:47,279
Cornials just walked out. You fucking
killed that meeting man. Yeah, I

1376
01:28:47,319 --> 01:28:54,199
can't wait another thing with the riot
that I don't know. I kind of

1377
01:28:54,279 --> 01:28:57,119
was just by this point I was
kind of over it, but just all

1378
01:28:57,159 --> 01:29:00,600
the other apes just being able to
just yeah, wield these rifles without like

1379
01:29:00,640 --> 01:29:03,760
any training in there. They're so
useless pouring a glass of water or combing

1380
01:29:03,760 --> 01:29:09,239
someone's hair or just working at a
fucking hot grill with the flames. They're

1381
01:29:09,279 --> 01:29:12,840
terrified of flames, that's for sure. But they're just ready to shoot fire

1382
01:29:12,880 --> 01:29:17,000
out of a gun like no training
whatsoever. They getumation man's freedom. You

1383
01:29:17,039 --> 01:29:21,880
gotta learn quick, like what's stopping
them from just accidently shooting? Fucking Caesar,

1384
01:29:23,039 --> 01:29:25,960
you know, lost a feel along
the way, for sure. A

1385
01:29:25,960 --> 01:29:30,560
couple of test rounds didn't go well. They didn't know his burst fire mode.

1386
01:29:30,600 --> 01:29:31,800
It just yeah, took out a
few. That's I think it was

1387
01:29:31,800 --> 01:29:35,920
more believable when you have them,
uh just using their hand combat. But

1388
01:29:36,359 --> 01:29:39,760
yeah, and I guess I could
believe it a bit. It's just it's

1389
01:29:39,800 --> 01:29:42,079
just a trigger, right, you
just have to pull on. What Caesar

1390
01:29:42,119 --> 01:29:45,000
shows them how to hold the guns, I guess like they're probably does there,

1391
01:29:45,359 --> 01:29:47,359
Yeah, because he does do like
a like it's very it's not like

1392
01:29:47,359 --> 01:29:49,920
a training sequence, but he has
the gun and he does that he hands.

1393
01:29:51,399 --> 01:29:57,640
Yeah, and I imagine their acriate
accuracy percentage isn't great, but you

1394
01:29:57,640 --> 01:30:00,479
know that you're taking what you can
get out of stew numbers on the action

1395
01:30:01,319 --> 01:30:05,600
listen maybe twenty twenty one, but
I got better now. But I just

1396
01:30:05,640 --> 01:30:10,039
feel that you're just gonna have to
do it right because this or nothing.

1397
01:30:10,119 --> 01:30:13,119
So you just got to hope they
hit something, and like I was hoping

1398
01:30:13,119 --> 01:30:15,520
that it was just Caesar with the
rifle, which it was for the majority

1399
01:30:15,560 --> 01:30:16,920
of the riot, but later on, yeah, it's just everybody has it,

1400
01:30:17,039 --> 01:30:20,239
and it was like, okay,
whatever. Fuck. There's that one

1401
01:30:20,279 --> 01:30:25,279
scary moment where Caesar like tricks a
couple of guards to run after him,

1402
01:30:25,359 --> 01:30:28,960
and then because remember it's like the
two walls and there's like a group of

1403
01:30:29,000 --> 01:30:30,920
apes behind both walls, and then
Sears just runs up. Oh yeah,

1404
01:30:30,960 --> 01:30:35,119
and then they run after him,
and then those apes just like swallow all

1405
01:30:35,159 --> 01:30:39,880
those guards that would be I saw
the one with it literally had a meat

1406
01:30:39,920 --> 01:30:43,840
cleaver. One of the apes like
that was like hold that appeared early.

1407
01:30:43,880 --> 01:30:45,760
I was just gonna mention that too. When Caesar's like it cuts to him

1408
01:30:45,760 --> 01:30:49,640
in his underground resistance and they're bringing
him weapons and stuff, and you see

1409
01:30:49,640 --> 01:30:54,319
this one gorilla with the fuck the
meat fucking cleaver and hands. It's Caesar

1410
01:30:54,319 --> 01:30:57,600
and he's like nodding. Yes.
It's like this is a fuck you know

1411
01:30:57,640 --> 01:31:00,239
what that's gonna be doing. He
taught them all everything. Yeah, he

1412
01:31:00,279 --> 01:31:09,840
taught him later later, not for
them. I did also think it was

1413
01:31:09,920 --> 01:31:13,680
bold too that they put Caesar down
there and like first in the job,

1414
01:31:14,000 --> 01:31:15,560
he's talking these apes, he show
them stuff. I thought, like,

1415
01:31:16,000 --> 01:31:19,359
there's no human down here to fucking
watch these monkeys. See, nothing's going

1416
01:31:19,359 --> 01:31:24,640
on in it. Right, it's
the government's basement, right, the governor's

1417
01:31:24,640 --> 01:31:28,199
basement, the building, like that
government building, Spaseman. I just thought,

1418
01:31:28,199 --> 01:31:31,039
there's not one fucking camera in that
room. Little on, I don't

1419
01:31:31,079 --> 01:31:34,119
know. I wasn't invented yet.
Yeah, they spent all their money on

1420
01:31:34,119 --> 01:31:39,199
the truth machine in the state age. Yeah, in this day and age,

1421
01:31:39,239 --> 01:31:42,359
you only had seven to twenty p
but no one can tell fucking lie.

1422
01:31:42,399 --> 01:31:45,079
Ever, every house in America has
the fucking truth machine. Yeah,

1423
01:31:45,159 --> 01:31:56,960
like yeah, just just couples cook
in the church, uh, anything else

1424
01:31:57,039 --> 01:32:03,359
specifically for a do tria. That's
all I got. An original shit original

1425
01:32:03,479 --> 01:32:09,039
SCRIPTUREFT showed more of the rapid evolution
of the apes from primitive to intelligent,

1426
01:32:09,119 --> 01:32:12,479
and showed the progression of the apes
from pens to slaves. They they had

1427
01:32:12,520 --> 01:32:15,600
that, but they probably cut it
for budgetary and that probably would add some

1428
01:32:15,640 --> 01:32:17,479
time because they were I don't know
how long Battle is, but I'm gonna

1429
01:32:17,479 --> 01:32:20,239
guess it's probably the same. These
three movies are all like an hour and

1430
01:32:20,279 --> 01:32:23,600
a half, but that was the
plan. I guess there is a script

1431
01:32:23,600 --> 01:32:28,279
that had showing how they got to
this point. This is the only film

1432
01:32:28,560 --> 01:32:31,159
of the original Plumb the eph series
that was not rated G and the only

1433
01:32:31,359 --> 01:32:36,000
entry release without a pre title sequence. The reasoning for this is the opening

1434
01:32:36,079 --> 01:32:41,119
was deemed too violence and the producer
wanted to avoid an R rating. The

1435
01:32:41,199 --> 01:32:44,600
opening showed a police on the night
patrol shooting an escaped h and ape and

1436
01:32:44,640 --> 01:32:49,359
discovering his body covered in welps bruises
that are evidence of severe abuse. They

1437
01:32:49,680 --> 01:32:53,560
the Governor McDonald referred to this in
the final acts, so they do talk

1438
01:32:53,560 --> 01:32:56,000
about some sort of monkey that has
bruises. So there was a scene that

1439
01:32:56,039 --> 01:33:00,000
they referred to got cut. That
and many other bloody images were deleted at

1440
01:33:00,079 --> 01:33:01,520
for the pre release of the print
was shown to a preview audience. The

1441
01:33:01,560 --> 01:33:05,960
opening scene appears in Normalization and the
comic book on the November two thousand and

1442
01:33:06,000 --> 01:33:10,560
eight Blu Ray un raided version restored
many of those graphic scenes, but not

1443
01:33:10,640 --> 01:33:13,439
the pre credit opening. After the
film was re edited, some shots the

1444
01:33:13,479 --> 01:33:17,399
lead opening were used in a later
scene added Caesar captured at night. Probably

1445
01:33:17,439 --> 01:33:19,960
the reason for the opening was never
resurrected on the disk, so it sounds

1446
01:33:19,960 --> 01:33:23,800
like there is a version out there
where they got to find some of that

1447
01:33:23,880 --> 01:33:26,880
radar stuff, but that opening has
kind of lost to time. So there

1448
01:33:26,920 --> 01:33:31,000
was a whole setup of eight brutality
and the Apes just shooting down somebody and

1449
01:33:31,000 --> 01:33:36,680
everything. So of all the Planet
Apes, even the revivals, this had

1450
01:33:36,680 --> 01:33:42,479
the smallest budget. Jay Lee Thompson
was supposed to have directed the first Planet

1451
01:33:42,479 --> 01:33:45,920
the Apes movie, but he was
unavailable. Consequently, he or consequentially he

1452
01:33:45,960 --> 01:33:48,319
did the last two. So he
does this one and then he does Battle

1453
01:33:48,319 --> 01:33:54,199
Coming Up. Let's see. The
director tried to frame every shot as wide

1454
01:33:54,239 --> 01:33:58,279
as possible and use primary colors of
black and red, durm their voult to

1455
01:33:58,319 --> 01:34:01,079
conceal the subpart, make eight makeup, and make it appear as though there's

1456
01:34:01,199 --> 01:34:05,000
hundreds of Apes clashings throughout the city, when actually it was only dozens of

1457
01:34:05,039 --> 01:34:10,079
apes using a few blocks. Uh, there's two of these that I thought

1458
01:34:10,079 --> 01:34:14,560
were very stupid. Uh. One
just said on screen body count. Okay,

1459
01:34:14,560 --> 01:34:16,359
I guess, so that makes sense
that on screen body count fifty nine,

1460
01:34:16,439 --> 01:34:18,880
making it the most violent eight film. I said, it's a cheek

1461
01:34:18,880 --> 01:34:21,159
because you know. And two they
talk about that the whole world exploded,

1462
01:34:21,199 --> 01:34:25,479
but I guess they said on screens
that's fine. And then this is just

1463
01:34:25,520 --> 01:34:28,319
a call IMDb trivia. I don't
know who added this ad. This is

1464
01:34:28,359 --> 01:34:31,359
like a fucking dummy, but that's
fine. Uh. The only original,

1465
01:34:31,520 --> 01:34:34,720
well the only one of the original
five Plant Apes movies not to have a

1466
01:34:34,800 --> 01:34:41,800
chimpanzee character named Cornelius. Well,
yeah, because Canarialis died last movie.

1467
01:34:42,279 --> 01:34:45,159
Luckily, on IMDb you can like
thumbs up and thumbs down, lots pep

1468
01:34:45,199 --> 01:34:46,840
thumb down. It's like trivinal.
But it's like, yeah, it'd be

1469
01:34:46,960 --> 01:34:50,720
very odd if Caesar just met another
ape named Cornelius that was not his dad,

1470
01:34:50,760 --> 01:34:54,439
and Cornelis wasn't all of other movies, so it's just like, what

1471
01:34:54,560 --> 01:35:00,159
is this show only one a not
of Yeah? Whatever, So mister Patzer

1472
01:35:00,279 --> 01:35:10,199
week final thoughts and a rating.
Yeah, final thoughts. I I don't

1473
01:35:10,239 --> 01:35:13,199
know if I'm ever gonna watch this
movie again. I feel like I don't

1474
01:35:13,239 --> 01:35:16,800
know in the future if I do
the whole Planet of the Apes retro on

1475
01:35:16,880 --> 01:35:24,359
my own again, another another another
episode, Like I don't know. There's

1476
01:35:24,359 --> 01:35:28,319
just not a lot in here that's
pulling me towards I feel like the overall

1477
01:35:28,359 --> 01:35:31,279
story, like I was mentioning earlier, it definitely has potential and I can

1478
01:35:31,319 --> 01:35:34,560
see or I guess I could ask
you, like, is Planet of the

1479
01:35:34,560 --> 01:35:38,640
Apes the book? Is it just
the first book or sorry, the first

1480
01:35:38,640 --> 01:35:42,319
movie? Yeah? I think so, Yeah, Okay, Like I feel

1481
01:35:42,359 --> 01:35:45,760
like if this was a novel,
this could actually be a lot more interesting.

1482
01:35:45,800 --> 01:35:47,600
It's just maybe like the limitations of
the you know, the technology of

1483
01:35:47,640 --> 01:35:51,199
their time, it makes it a
little bit dated. And if I want

1484
01:35:51,199 --> 01:35:55,119
to watch this story, I think
I'm just a lot more likely to watch

1485
01:35:55,239 --> 01:35:59,359
Rise of the Planet of the Apes, which obviously that's the more modern Caesar

1486
01:35:59,399 --> 01:36:03,119
telling. But I do like what
was shown here, just some goofy,

1487
01:36:03,319 --> 01:36:09,000
just some goofy human characters that kind
of bring it down and just some inconsistencies

1488
01:36:09,039 --> 01:36:12,920
there. And like, I just
really didn't like the first act either,

1489
01:36:13,039 --> 01:36:16,279
where it's there's really not a lot
of talking, especially for our apes,

1490
01:36:16,319 --> 01:36:20,960
and I feel like that kind of
makes me not as invested in his particular

1491
01:36:20,960 --> 01:36:25,439
story at least at that point of
the movie. And like it's really not

1492
01:36:25,520 --> 01:36:29,880
until like halfway through that he is
talking quite a bit. And even then,

1493
01:36:30,119 --> 01:36:31,439
like this is probably the movie that
has the least amount of talking because

1494
01:36:31,439 --> 01:36:34,199
we don't have we don't have like
the two apes that can talk to to

1495
01:36:34,279 --> 01:36:39,239
go back and forth with ye like
we do in the other ones. So

1496
01:36:39,319 --> 01:36:43,479
yeah, I still think it's it's
a pass for sure, of just of

1497
01:36:44,039 --> 01:36:49,000
like the maybe like the pull.
It's not even really like the political issues.

1498
01:36:49,039 --> 01:36:53,239
It's just like the class issues,
I guess, of like like where

1499
01:36:53,640 --> 01:36:58,039
the apes are just these slaves in
this story here, Like I do find

1500
01:36:58,039 --> 01:37:02,039
that interesting of a story to tell, and just kind of I guess the

1501
01:37:02,079 --> 01:37:05,159
parallels to the first movie as well
make it make it interesting there. But

1502
01:37:05,680 --> 01:37:12,359
yeah, for rating, I don't
even know, Like what did I give

1503
01:37:12,399 --> 01:37:15,000
Beneath. I don't know what I
gave beneath. This will definitely be above

1504
01:37:15,000 --> 01:37:18,239
Beneath. I feel like I might
have failed Beneath. Actually, hindsight,

1505
01:37:18,319 --> 01:37:21,520
I feel like I thought we might. I think Tata might passed beneath,

1506
01:37:21,560 --> 01:37:26,319
but I think I thought we fail
beneath. I think I'll give this one

1507
01:37:26,359 --> 01:37:30,760
like a like a six six out
of ten. I think that's I think

1508
01:37:30,800 --> 01:37:38,720
it's appropriate. I don't know where
I am with this this one, because

1509
01:37:38,720 --> 01:37:45,199
there's there's definitely aspects of it.
I guess it's weird. Here's the best

1510
01:37:45,199 --> 01:37:45,920
way to pose. And this is
where I so don't even know with my

1511
01:37:46,000 --> 01:37:50,680
rankings. I think Escape is a
better movie, but I like this one

1512
01:37:50,760 --> 01:37:54,479
more, and I always will say, like, there's aspects to what I

1513
01:37:54,640 --> 01:37:57,359
like. But I think for me
it's just a third act. But again,

1514
01:37:57,840 --> 01:38:00,680
because the last little bit ending changes
that kind of gets a ding,

1515
01:38:00,800 --> 01:38:03,159
even though my whole life I've just
remembered as a dark ending, and then

1516
01:38:03,199 --> 01:38:05,399
when I watched it as an adult, go oh, they really just like

1517
01:38:05,439 --> 01:38:09,319
copped out and didn't do that.
So I think I just need a version

1518
01:38:09,760 --> 01:38:13,439
where he makes that speech and then
it cuts that building on fire and then

1519
01:38:13,520 --> 01:38:17,079
boom. So I really don't know, but I enjoy some of the politics.

1520
01:38:17,119 --> 01:38:20,760
I enjoy the Caesar character. There
is some differences to Cornelis do because

1521
01:38:20,760 --> 01:38:26,119
Cornelius much more stuck up like Cornelis
wouldn't have been fucking like riding in the

1522
01:38:26,119 --> 01:38:28,000
streets and sting. And that's what
I think about it too. It's just

1523
01:38:28,119 --> 01:38:30,760
kind of he is forced to do
that. But it's such a sad way

1524
01:38:30,800 --> 01:38:33,439
because like both Cornelis and Zero are
talked about how much they're so against violence,

1525
01:38:33,439 --> 01:38:35,760
so they don't want to go that
route. Cut to twenty years later

1526
01:38:35,760 --> 01:38:40,000
and their son is just in the
streets having apes kill everybody like it's a

1527
01:38:40,079 --> 01:38:43,199
it's a sad sort of tail.
So I think I'm gonna get this the

1528
01:38:43,319 --> 01:38:45,560
exact same scores of Skate with an
eight. And I don't know, because

1529
01:38:45,600 --> 01:38:51,960
I think I think that is a
even what the ending I know doesn't deserve

1530
01:38:53,039 --> 01:38:55,600
really an eight. I don't know
because that doesn't fit the whole thing.

1531
01:38:55,720 --> 01:38:59,640
But maybe I'll give it still like
a seven point seventy five actually, just

1532
01:38:59,640 --> 01:39:01,359
because like I think the ending does
bring it down a little bit, just

1533
01:39:01,439 --> 01:39:05,359
those very the re edit there.
If it was that original one that just

1534
01:39:05,359 --> 01:39:08,399
a fall and Dark, it would
be an eight. But yeah, these

1535
01:39:08,439 --> 01:39:12,960
two are really really close. Because
Escape is a better movie. I don't

1536
01:39:12,960 --> 01:39:15,640
know if i'd watch as much,
But then I do like Zero and cornelas

1537
01:39:15,640 --> 01:39:17,399
together. It's always great to have
them. So yeah, these are pretty

1538
01:39:18,119 --> 01:39:23,680
equivalent to me. So yeah,
I'll give it a seven point seven five.

1539
01:39:23,840 --> 01:39:30,640
Mister Field, Oh yeah, I
think looking retrospect at everything and just

1540
01:39:30,720 --> 01:39:33,800
getting to see this film, like
I alluded to earlier, being that this

1541
01:39:33,880 --> 01:39:38,119
is the turning point, This is
where the Apes make their move on humanity

1542
01:39:38,199 --> 01:39:42,319
after so much dialogue of just like, hey, this is the event that

1543
01:39:42,359 --> 01:39:44,680
happened at some point, Yeah,
the Apes took over. Yeah, yeah,

1544
01:39:44,760 --> 01:39:48,560
yeada to get this. It was
really cool to see. I probably

1545
01:39:48,600 --> 01:39:53,039
would go I'd probably give it like
a seven out of ten. And I

1546
01:39:53,199 --> 01:39:57,560
watching it now that I'm older,
I enjoyed it more than watching when I

1547
01:39:57,600 --> 01:40:00,000
was younger. I would say,
I think when I was I definitely enjoyed

1548
01:40:00,000 --> 01:40:04,560
like escape as you get apes and
like the world we're familiar with escape,

1549
01:40:04,640 --> 01:40:09,800
this is yeah, and this is
just such a dystopian setting, just to

1550
01:40:09,840 --> 01:40:15,119
see humanity having changed and transitioned over
twenty years to this dictator police country and

1551
01:40:15,199 --> 01:40:19,520
now it's just on the brink of
collapse and here we are and the cusp

1552
01:40:19,560 --> 01:40:23,800
of that. So I think that
it's it does some things very interestingly and

1553
01:40:23,840 --> 01:40:26,680
I like that at parallels certain things
we've seen in the other films as well,

1554
01:40:26,760 --> 01:40:30,359
like you've mentioned with certain characters like
Nova and then whatever the chick ape's

1555
01:40:30,399 --> 01:40:35,760
name is. I can't remember whatever
zero zero not zero no, no,

1556
01:40:35,560 --> 01:40:41,880
no, the other one, Lisa. Yeah. Yeah. So it's uh

1557
01:40:42,319 --> 01:40:45,960
a seven out of ten for me. There you go. Well, next

1558
01:40:45,000 --> 01:40:50,279
week we finish off the final chapter
of the original series, the fifth movie,

1559
01:40:50,359 --> 01:40:55,239
Battle for the Plan, the Apes, that'll be closing out the you

1560
01:40:55,239 --> 01:40:58,279
know, Charlton Heston's start of it
all. And then after that we got

1561
01:40:58,279 --> 01:41:01,039
the Tim Burn remake, and then
we moved the Circus film. So it's

1562
01:41:01,039 --> 01:41:03,119
gonna be fun. It's gonna be
fun to say goodbye to this. It's

1563
01:41:03,119 --> 01:41:06,399
gonna be fun to take a little
dip into the Burden world and then we

1564
01:41:06,439 --> 01:41:10,720
get to get into some high quality
stuff. So, ladies and gentlemen,

1565
01:41:11,239 --> 01:41:14,279
thank you very much for tuning in. Of course, as always, if

1566
01:41:14,279 --> 01:41:16,920
you have seen any opinions, even
questions too, if it's a question about

1567
01:41:16,920 --> 01:41:19,600
this movie, we'll happily answer them
all. Like the next retro and stuff.

1568
01:41:19,640 --> 01:41:21,399
We don't have to big oh no, sorry, mister Timm you know,

1569
01:41:21,399 --> 01:41:25,239
because it's not the same but thoughts, reviews, anything like that let

1570
01:41:25,319 --> 01:41:28,399
us know. Thank you very much
for tuning in. We will see you

1571
01:41:28,479 --> 01:41:33,640
at Battle for the planet Apes and
will not be boring. No
