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Um, Hi, Cheaty, good morning. I'm Selena. I'm Graham and
I'm Cheaty. Sorry, I'm so sorry. I thought I thought me saying
hi County as you introduction. Okay, well then let's do it again.
I'm Selena and I'm Cheaty. Jess is out this week. She happened where
she's taking a trip to Texas with her man. She's starting on vacation.
She just started, I know, but you know it's it's been a crazy
couple of weeks for her. She's been two weeks couple that has been too
an emotional ride and so then she just needs to go on vacation. Yeah,
she's off this week. Must be nice. Um really quick, Cheaty
had a horrible how long have you been without power? Like I want to
say, like since three p m Yesterday to eight eight? Well, it's
gonna be on today hopefully at eight am in fair Fields. So like all
the fair Fields out um, Cordelia area. I don't think downtown fair Fields.
Is that where the Costco is? Yeah? Yeah, I've been there
only because of Costco. Oh yeah, I mean that's the only reason you
would go to Cordelia. Why the power out? Is this like PGNI screw
something else up? Yeah? I think yeah, pretty much. They said
those equipment issues. So I don't know what's hold on. Yeah, She's
like, I have to I had to get ready in the dark this morning.
I was like, cheety, I look like I get ready in the
dark every morning. It ain't that bad, right, I get I get
ready in the dark every morning. We know, well yip, so I
mean it's not that out. I'm just saying it's not that out of the
ordinary. We all get ready in the dark. We're getting up at three
am. I hope it doesn't get to the point we had to throw out
all your food. I know, I hope not too Um. It might
be though, because our fridge is ah. I opened it. It was
kind of starting to smell a little bite. You got to keep the clothes.
I didn't grab something. It smell like, I don't know, it's
just like I don't know it smell bad. I don't know oild milk.
Probably I think it is little moldy real. How was your Father's Day?
You know, guys, it was. It was good. I think I
said last week. The only thing I wanted this year for Father's Day was
a bunch of hours of uninterrupted work time. Say that, Yeah, no
off days in twenty twenty three. I wanted to work. Were building this
house and I needed to work on that. And so did I get a
full I wanted, like a full day? Well, I have my wife,
Kate take the kids, let me work a full day. Did I
get that? No? I got two hours, so you know, it
was a compromise, but I got some work done. I decided that I
wanted to be a lumberjack for the day because there was a bunch of trees
that needed all these branches cut off. So I was like Kate's like they
came out. It was fun for the day. We spent the day together,
most the whole family out there, and then for the end of the
day, Kate took the kids away like Okay, oh hey, here's your
time for a couple hours. So I got about about two hours and for
yeah, some reason, I said, well, this would be a good
time to get a giant ladder out and a chainsaw and climb up into some
trees. Probably not the smartest idea by myself, because like you kind of
need to hire people to do that for you. Like, why are you
doing these life risking activities? A lot all of us are made made of
money, Selena, So you have to do this stuff yourself otherwise I gotta
yeah, what am I gonna bay a tree guy? Those guys are expensive.
They know what they're doing. You don't. I've got a ladder and
a chainsaw. You need well, I almost as we almost died one time.
But like, outside of that, it was great. I got all
the trees trimmed up. I was climbing around up there. You know,
when you're a kid, I was really good at climbing trees. I don't
know about you guys, but I feel like I was always climbing trees,
and I was really good at it. I could climb around like a ringtail
lemur up And now you can't. And now you get up there and you're
like whoa, whoa, whoa? Don't say, okay, whoa it's a
little high here, whoa and then the wind starts. It was really wind
off the ground. It was really windy yesterday too, the trees that really
quick. What the heck is going on with the wind almost the bridge I
almost blew off a tree yesterday came. But yeah, no, the wind
was whipping yesterday. So I'm up there this morning. Branches are flying all
over the place. Well, so I had this real I have this really
long ladder and it took a really long ladder to get up into this one
tree. And then I'm climbing around up in the tree, kind of above
the ladder. So I was way up there and I cut this one really
big branch, and of course it fell and hit the ladder and knocked it
over there by myself. I was like, do I call my wife and
have her drive all the way back over here in a tree to pick the
ladder back, or do I just figure out a way down on my own.
And I ended up working my way down, but I kind of had
to like, you know, here's the tree, and it picked for me,
like sliding down a fireman's pole on it, you get all scraped up.
Oh my god. I love to drive by and see this gangly awkward
man stuck in a tree, sliding down a tree. It's just like,
what are you doing? Guy? I'm thinking to myself, like what do
you And also what are the odds this one branch? It like bounce off
another branch and then into the ladder and then the ladder tips over. I'm
like, what were the odds of that happening? Like that was a slim
to none of chance. So I did eventually make it out of the tree,
and then I continued, you know, chopping them, beating my lumberjack.
And as for Father's Day gifts, because you know you guys love judging
me at every gift I've ever given to Okay, well, I got a
tape measure for Father's Day. I got a tape measure. So give me,
give me nice one, though, give me your thoughts. I feel
like it's a thought that counts. It was coming from a good place.
I think, excellent gift. It fits you. She knows how boring you
are, so she's like getting whatever I was caught. I was forty in
her tree with a chainsaw. I don't think my I mean, not your
life. But she knew how boring your gifts are, so she just wanted
to match that energy, do you know what I mean? Yeah, But
shouldn't think if you want to, if you want to spur your significant other
to be giving better gifts, shouldn't you be raising the bar rather than sinking
to their level. Maybe she's tried and she's given up. She's like,
there's no points in me splurging. Let me just get him a thirty five
dollars tape measurer and he'll be happy with that, and it's what he deserves.
I'll be honest. I loved it. See, you guys are the
weirdest gifts givers. Well, I'm always losing tape measures. I got them
all over the place. They forget where it is, and there's never one
round when you need it. So she got me a new one and that
was it. And I had to barbecue my own Father's Day dinner. So
there's not always like that. Yeah, I feel like that's what dads have
to do. Yeah, why is that that should be the one day that
somebody else barbecues for us? Yeah, but we don't know how. He's
dangerous? Do you mean dangerous to barbecue? But you're going to get burned?
Yeah, there's just like a lot of fire stuff. I don't trust
myself and then we burned them meat on the that's too Yeah, I mean
you are going to screw it up. But like, shouldn't that be the
day I kicked my feetback, like yeah, after he'd done grilling. Well,
yeah, then you have the rest of the day. I'm just saying
a tape measure and I cook my own meal like this Father's Day and father
anymore? You know what I mean? Like, what's going on? I
thought I was supposed to be celebrated that day. You were grand I'm kidding
a different way, my wife. It was an awesome day. We had
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Cheaty. Our newest member Jess. She's out this week on vacation. Really
quick, Cheaty. Have you watched The Idol yet? This is the weekend's
new show in Max. No, I haven't. I didn't watched it,
so we've been hearing so much about it for the past two weeks. Season
three, I'm not. Season three Episode three dropped last night. Yeah,
and so I was like, you know what, everyone's all up in arms.
They're all enraged over this stupid show because they're calling it like way too
disgusting and gross. They're appalled yet it's graphic. So I'm like, let
me just see what this show is all about. So I had to make
a whole account for Max. You can have just asked me for mine.
It's fifteen dollars a month. Okay, that's the first of all. I
was like, really, just to watch the Idol. Well, and I
guess Euphori and all the other shows around there, but we're not watching those
right now. Fifteen dollars a month, that's a yeah. So I go
through this whole process. Um, Like I said, three episodes are now
out. I only got through episode one so far. I'm gonna try to
watch more tonights. And what do you think? Huh, Maybe it wasn't
as bad because already knew going into it that people were shot often disgusted by
It's I an't had that in my mind, but I can see if I
didn't know any of that and just watching the show and them seeing like and
then seeing how vulgar the characters are, I think I'd be a little taken
aback. Yeah. The only headline, like I saw this morning about episode
three was that it's more of the same. It's like a lot more,
a lot more stuff happening. Yeah, and so again, I only got
three episode one of the idol. I feel like, did you like it?
Let's take away all the shock value and that kind of stuff. Do
you think you'll like the show? I think I could. I think I
could, but because I like the premise of it. I like the fallen
pop star. It's very like today. You know, there's Britney Spears references
in there, there's nightclub. I like it, but I feel like I
also could have done without like the raunchy stuff as well. Okay, I
feel like that's what a lot of people. You know, it's not necess
a lot of it's just totally unnest. Yeah you could without that. I
feel like this show could be big, and so it's like a show you
could sit down and watch with your mom um. I mean there's a lot
of like nudity and stuff in there too, don't watch, but again,
but again unnecessary. Could they have done it without it? Yes? But
then you have to wonder, like maybe people said the same thing about Euphoria
when I first came out, and it's from the same creator, right,
you know what I mean? And Euphoria was very graphic. I remember first
episode. I was like, oh my god, I wasn't ready for that
because I didn't even I didn't even know, and we know how big Euphoria
is now maybe that's just part of it. You just got to get over
it and then once you get used to it. Yeah, you know.
So on my list of shows to not watch with mom, Euphoria and definitely
Idol's Fair. Do you have any interest in watching the Idol Graham or not?
Really? Not particularly, I don't just I don't know. I feel
like I've read enough about it and that's good. But I will say it's
weird seeing the Weekend act only because even before this show came out, I
don't think I've ever seen the Weekend do anything other than like perform. I
was like, I don't. I don't even know anything about his personality,
do you know what I mean. I've never seen a viral video of the
Weekend behind. It's just being normal doing normal human things. Like I don't
even know what kind of person he is, and so to see him doing
this, it's kind of weird. It's very weird. Don't think I've even
heard the Weekend talk. I've never mentioned. When I heard a voice,
I was like, okay, his voice kind of goes through this song.
I'm like, I can tell that's him, But I don't know that I've
seen him do an interview or like post talk or just a video on Instagram,
and he doesn't do that stuff. Interesting. Wow, that's crazy.
And his nig is so bad. Oh my gosh, show a long pony
a little ponytail the back. Oh that's terrible bad, that's too irritating.
I couldn't. I can't watch that. I'm out, but I'll keep you
posted. I'm gonna try to watch episode two tonight hopefully episode three tomorrow and
I'll keep you posted, all right, Graham, This person keeps cooking in
a home. We talked about this guy before, right, Yeah, there's
this TikToker. His name is Barfly. He's made, yeah, a bunch
of different hotel meals and he makes him in his bathroom because where else you
don't have a kitchen room. Yeah, you're gonna cook, and you're and
he likes to. I don't know if he he's obviously doing that because this
is his like stick now, like this is what he does, right,
this is what he goes viral doing. I think one of the ones we
talked about before, he made a pizza in the hotel bat and it was
gross because he's rolling out the dough on the counter one on that bathroom next
to the bathroom saying counter and he's rolling out the dough there and he like
cooked it with like a heat gun or something. I can't remember. He
had to buy the heat gun. This next recipe for he basically this next
one, he makes a rack of ribs and he uses basically only things that
you have on hand in a hotel room. So if you're ever traveling,
you're like you know what I could go for right now, some home cooked
baby back ribs. My boy, barfly here, he's got the recipe.
So what he does is again he takes the slab of ribs out and he
puts it on the bathroom sink countertop, and I think he even puts it
in the sink at some point and then putting all the different rubs and spices
on it. You gotta season up those ribs, get them really good.
Now you're wondering, how the hell are you going to slow cook some ribs
in a hotel bathroom? Okay, here's what he came up with. He
grabbed a pillow case off off off the day, drops the ribs into the
into the pillow case. So not only is this that's disgust, are you
even do you have any consideration for housekeeping? I mean, they've seen some
messy rooms before, but our ribs inside of a pillow case. Anyways,
he puts the ribs in the pillow case, and then he grabs the hair
dryer and puts the hair dryer, turns a hair dry and puts that blowing
hot air into the pillow case and he lets it blow air in there for
seven hours haven't we learned how disgusting those hair dryers are and the air that
it blows out everything, every surface in a hotel rooms discussing, that's why
it's tough to watch these things without your stomach churning. So then he lets
that hair dryer run for seven hours and pulls these things out, meats falling
off the bone. Selena, they looked, They look delicious, he says,
it's a recipe success. They were delicious, even add a little corn
on the cob and a little piece of cornbread. I don't know where he
got that or made that, but full baby back rib plate. Would you
try that barbecue? No? Well, I love I love ribs. You're
delicious. But once it were cooked in a pillow case, bed bugs in
there, and I could probably get past the cookie in the pillow case part.
It's just when he puts the slab out onto the countertop in the bathroom.
Get past the pillowcase and hair dryer. I know about the part I
cannot get pass. I don't know it's all. It's all gross, But
do you see the picture? They do look pretty good. So if you're
ever in a pinch and you didn't make some ribs in a hotel room.
That's how you do. I guess if I did, I didn't know how
it was made, I would probably give it a try. Yeah, somebody
put out a plate of ribs at a party and you're like, oh,
these are delicious, and then they tell in my toilet, Yeah, I
cooked him in the bathroom sink at a hotel. All right, Right now,
it's Scissa and a Doja Cat on Wildney four nine, the base number
one hit music station. Coming up, Graham, you want to talk about
Jennifer Anderson in her shower? Yes, I do. Okay, let's do
that coming up here on Wild the JV Show. On Wild nine, David
Getta bb Rexa Wildney from end. Did you guys see the video of bby
Rexa? She was performing over the weekend and she got hit in the face
with a cell phone, like somebody threw their phone up and it just like
bounced off her face. Then why are you laughing? Why somebody doing that?
Why are you thorough phone? I don't know. Is it sometimes feel
throw their phone's up. They want the artists like take a selfie with it
or whatever, and then you end up tracking it down later. But or
they are you legitimately trying to injure somebody get injured? She had to get
stitches. Oh my god, I didn't know that. Wow, there's video,
by the way, she can get that posting it right now. It's
okay, it's not funny of all. Could you do that, by the
way, throw your phone up on stage like, I'm not I'm not parting
with my phone. I don't know where it is that at all times?
No, what are the odds that that thing's coming back to you? Exactly?
Very very slim. Yeah, all right, jounce somebody. If you
bolt of somebody's face, is it, is it then worth the losing a
phone? No? Oh right, she didn't want to do that in the
first place. Yeah, no, don't do that. All right? Moving
on? All right, So Jennifer Anderson, I think she's got some partnership
with some bath and beauty products. I don't know which ones, But she
shares a picture of her taking a shower, and I was like, click
the link, click the link, But she looks so good. Workout routine
recently went viral and and she says that all like the cardio and stuff she
was doing back in the day, like wasn't working for her, and so
now she's come with her own like little workout thing and she's never she's never
been better, and never looked better, never felt better. She looks amazing.
And will she be selling that workout routine? I'm sure. I don't
know. I just saw a picture of her with like those bands and she
was like doing some weird stretchy thing. I don't know, but she should,
all right, anyways, And so she's in the shower and a lot
of people are like, oh my god, her shower is so gorgeous.
You know, it's got this all this marble tile and whatever, and this
big brass like showerhead contraption thing of which they list the price for just that
shower head, and like the handles to turn it on, you know,
all like the shower plumbing stuff a thirty eight thousand dollars by the way,
like frosh and the two knobs anyway, but also attached to that whole setup,
right above the knobs, she's got a mirror. And everyone's like,
let me, well, let me read you the headline to this article,
because this is apparently how we write headlines to articles nowadays. Jennifer Aniston has
a mirror in her shower, and honestly, we're wondering why this isn't the
norm? Is that how we title stuff? Now? Yes? Now for
honest yeah, we're wondering why this isn't the norm? Yep, Yes,
it's relatable anyway she's got it's probably a mirror. It's small. It's a
small mirror. It's not like some full length body mirror. It's a small
mirror of her face. And you obviously have to have some sort of anti
fog coating on that or some way to keep it from steaming up, because
otherwise you're not going to see anything. But let's just say that, honestly,
shower mirrors are now the norm, and let's say they're big. Would
you be down to have a big mirror in your shower? If again,
if there's a way so it doesn't fog on nobody trying to see that.
No, I'm not trying to see that. What I'm saying, I like
this idea. You don't want to see yours up in the shower. Haven't
you always been worried about, like you're soaping technique? Maybe for twenty six
years. I want to be able to see what's happening? Yeah? Do
you Okay, let me ask you this. When you go into the bathroom
before you take a shower, you go in there and close the door,
you take your clothes off to get in the shower. Do you look at
yourself in the mirror naked? You know what I do? We all gave
time. It's a feeling of disgust and I wouldn't want to continue seeing that
in the shower. Well maybe I do you like what you see or something?
Sometimes yeah, I feel like I feel like our bathroom's got good lighting.
And I'm always like, okay, haven't been to the gym. Waff
still got damn Graham, you getting thing. I've still got some muscle.
I still see some definition. And then you go see another Then that's like,
then there's a mirror in our bedroom and totally different lighting and there's zero
definition here, Just like, how is this possible between these two mirrors that
like one I looked like shredded, like ripped, and the other one is
just like dude down about lighting worked out in years? Have you ever seen
like before and after of influencers, like retouched photos and like the regular ones.
Yeah, and they'll show you it's lighting, can make your cellulight go
away. It can make you like have all these contoured muscles like it's crazy,
It is pretty shocking. So you guys aren't here for a shower mirror
just to be able to like, No, I could do a little face
one, I guess make sure I'm gonna make off or whatever, but I
don't want to see anything under mine double chin oh under your I didn't know
where you're going, is not mounted on the floor, so lead, I'm
talking about one in front of you, when nobody wants to see under that.
Kidding, kidding. I guess the only way one of these could come
in handy is for like shaving purposes. It seems like it seems valuable.
That's something a lot of guys shave in the shower too, Like it would
be helpful to have a mirror in there to be able to see what you're
doing. But a full body one, Yeah, what else are you shave?
You're not right there? You've got a man's skate. I'm not talking
about the like a clean, full shaven like, but you've got to clean
it up a bit. Do. I thought you get Brazilians. I don't
get Brazilian. I love trying to start that room with that sounds painful,
It is all right. Coming up inside. Today's hot is trending at the
fifty fives. A lot of jay Z and Beyonce's like former items from like
a house he's to live and popping up on eBay. Um. There's one
thing that's up for sale that's a very interesting I almost want to say intimate.
Oh peace, I'll have details next. It's all the stuff you need
to know what's hot in music, movies, shows and the most talked about
stories happening today in the Bay. So jay Z and Beyonce are selling a
bunch of their stuff on eBay um. They're not the ones actually putting it
up for sale. It's like some architectural salvage company or something. But basically
they lived in this mansion back in twenty fifteen for just a year. They
were renting it, and after they moved out, the owner sold the place.
So now the new owner is doing a complete renovation. So a lot
of the items that were actually used by jay Z and Beyonce are popping up
on eBay. There's some French doors up for sale. There's some of those
there's some like nice sconces. I need lots of stew. My wife was
going over the list yesterday. We need sconces, lots of sconces. And
the exterior lights. I need some of those two doorframeh lots of them.
So a lot of it is like boring house stuff like that the only grandma
appreciate. But but but there who doesn't appreciate a good scant. I don't
need a sconce this though. The bidet Jay Z and Beyonce Hughes is up
on eBay with an asking price of only twenty four hundred dollars. I mean
only two hundred. Wow. Those those toilets, actually, they were a
lot more expensive than that. Some of them are very very expensive. There's
ones I've seen there like ten right. But you know how it works.
As soon as you drive it off the lot, the value goes been used
a lot, that digestive system of it. I don't know. Does that
do you think that ups the value though? I mean there's people that will
pay. We'll go on eBay and bid for a Celebrities used chewing gum,
Like, don't you think the bidet value goes up? You know that Beyonce
washed her, you know what, and it should be more, Yes,
washed both of her. You know what's any other normal bidet that's used yuck
growth? Yeah, but the Beyonce fact washing her? You know what's in
that? Yeah, I wouldn't want that. I'm bitten on this thing.
I can't afford it, but I would love to have that because do you
know what, and you you're given someday when we finally move into this house
that I'm working on, probably never happened, we'll never finish it. But
can you imagine this is this is the main bathroom here. Let me show
you. Do you see that Biday right over there Beyonce And they're like,
Beyonce has been to your house before and went to the bathroom in here,
Like no, no, no, no, no, this was from her
house. I mean the stories you can tell you'd be the talk of NAPA.
I already am, but I mean this would really cement my status,
all right. Megan Marcle supposedly gearing up to do a big rebranding, so
there's a lot of talk that she is on the verge of signing a huge
deal with Dior and this is part of a big rebrand that her management team
is trying to pull off so she's not just known as like Meghan Markole,
the ex Royal. You know, there's a lot of people that don't like
her, but they want to give her like a new new lease on life.
Okay, so to say they want her to be the face of Dior.
A lot of other celebs have done this. Charlie's theron, Jennifer Lawrence
and Jennifer's deal is worth fifteen million dollars. So if this lands, this
could be a deal in the millions. Yeah. Obviously, not that they
need the money or anything, but they don't have that Spotify money anymore.
You heard about that, right, Yeah? Did their deal not get re
up for another season of their riveting podcasts? I mean, not only do
they bring it back? Do they not bring it back? They ended the
first one early. They didn't even let him. It was supposed to be
it was supposed to be a multi year partnership. Wow, okay, worth
twenty million dollars and supposedly they were going to deliver a quote podcast that will
inspire. They only dropped one series and that's the one that came out I
think last year, maybe it was earlier this year. I don't remember,
but it was twelve episodes and then and then Spotify was like, uh,
we're not going to continue this, and then it came to an end last
week. You know that numbers must have been horrible on that. I mean,
do you know one person that listened to it? No? And why
no? Why would you past maybe one episode if you had that general curiosity
like are they going to address a bunch of stuff that happened with the royal
fallout and all this stuff? And if if they're not hooking in with good
stuff on that first episode, nobody's going back to listen for more, And
clearly they didn't. It was Megan talking to celebrit But remember we played some
of it on our show and it was she was so horrible and this and
I actually like Megan Markle okay, and I can't explain why. I have
no good reasons why I just do. But the podcast her she where she
was just like, it was very rehearsed. It was so monotone, and
she was reading, yes, it was a robot. It was so bad.
I'm done with them. I like, what what do we need more
of them? We've heard their whole story. Now we've gotten everything, we
got the details, we got both sides of the story. They don't want
to be royals anymore. They've told the story. Can that just be it?
I like them, but they're boring. They're boring people out when they
sit down and interview, like their personalities, like, yeah, okay,
maybe not them, Okay, what if what if Megan were to get back
into acting, maybe she's like she's still acting? Is she? I don't
think so everyone. I don't think she's been in anything. So maybe you
don't like them as people like the reality content of them. But what about
maybe her in like big Hollywood films, Like would you be open to that?
If if, if she's legital good in a role? Sure? I
just think that in today's age, everybody's got a short attention span. We've
got so many dynamic, captive, captivating like some big personalities on social media
and all these things that are creating interesting, engaging content. Do you peg
right? I mean, hey, do you peg them as as people that
create that captivating, interesting content that you need. They're a little boring,
right, boring? But I don't want to be roles anymore. They want
to live in a mansion in Monticito the sleepiest little rich town in the in
the country. Let them do that and then that's it. Yeah, let
none of them. I can tell all right, Graham, what do you
have? All right? I feel like lately all the talk has been about
the Oakland A's, but we need to talk about the San Francisco Giants.
They were in La over the weekend for three game series with the Dodgers,
and get your brooms out, because they swept them. So it was actually
a pretty rare occurrence. It was just the six times since nineteen fifty eight,
that's when both teams moved to California, that the Giants have swept the
Dodgers at Dodgers Stadium. So it's rare, and it was, and it
was great because Game two that was the I don't know, the real crown
jewel if you will this week, because the Giants totally pounded the Dodgers fifteen
to nothing. That was the worst shutout home loss for the Dodgers since eighteen
ninety eight. Eighteen ninety eight. Yes, it was a historic pounding of
the Dodgers. It was very, very satisfying. I was left smiling.
We don't get mad, but never mind, I'm not going to say it
what no it to make me sound really stupid. We speak there was baseball
in the eighteen hundreds. Yeah, it seemed so long ago, the late
eighteen hundreds, had we had major League baseball. That's how long it's America's
passed on. That's how long those boarding sport's been around. I'm kidding.
I love baseball. With the sweep, the Giants are now on a seven
game Witten streak. They're back at home today taking on the Padres. First
pitch sixty five looks. Thank you, Graham. Next year on the JV
Show, Graham says a celebrity, a very prominent figure, slid into his
DMS big time. We'll see who it is next the JV Show. On
Wild h We're just gonna describe our photos really quick. Mine. I posted
the gifts that I got from my man for Father's Day. Took me hours
to put this thing together. I came in like, see this thing.
It came in like you know, a box. I thought it was gonna
come assembled together by myself. Oh my god, together yeah crazy. It's
an arcade game machine, like an old school one more to combat. Yeah.
But when I built that, Wow, do you meet. All the
panels and stuff. All the panels were separate, the screen was separate,
the little joystick, the little button screen thing. I get that. You
did good. How the hell long did that take you? Hours? No
help? No help because it was supposed to be a surprise, obviously,
and then and he I put it in our guest room because like, he
never goes in there. And then he went in there for a nap on
Saturday. I'm like, are you kidding me? And then he found it.
So you didn't have it hidden under like a big sheet or thinking.
You don't think he would have just been like, what's under the sheet and
lifted it up. Probably I didn't know. I didn't know that was your
nap station. Even things huge? Yeah, how'd you even move? How
would you even how'd you even get this box inside? I used my muscles,
Graham, I've been working out. I'm trying. I'm very impressed.
I'm also like, shame on this company. You shipped these things unassembled.
This thing is one thing. Why are you making people put Because I got
it at best Buy. I'm wondering if there was like a little option to
have somebody come assemble it that I missed and then I was stuck doing it
by myself. What's it look like on the inside of an arcade machine?
I've always wondered, um, a lot of wires and stuff. If there's
some wires all that I had to connect and stuff and plug in certain things,
like I was like, seriously, I was a whole handyman, Selena.
Wow, I'm impressed, right, thank you. And he loved it.
He loved it. He's been playing it. Yeah, okay, he
played it once, but okay, all right, that's his success. Nice
work, Selen. I like that, thank you. All right. My
picture is from yesterday a little father's day. Well I don't know what it
was out at the house that we're building, so we had the whole family
out there, so the kids were out there helping me for a little bit.
This is definitely like a portrait, like I know, but you look
sunburned. Oh my god, Celen. I'm out there working in the sun
every day. I do wear sunscreen, but I just naturally get very very
tan, and so my my farmer tan if you will, my forearms and
my and my neck and everything like those big hats so that I could protect
your neck. That's what my wife said, She's like, you need to
wear one of those big hats with the thing. I'm like, no,
I look like an idiot. Nobody caress you by yourself anyways. I care.
I just can't bring myself to wear one of those things. Were a
regular hat? Cheety your picture? Um? Yeah, so it's just me
taking a selfie and um my power outage? No picture here, see anything
done anything? Yeah? You know, it's kind of dark. This is
just a picture of a black square the selfield. We just can't see her
because she lost power here. I'm over here, like really like looking like,
is she in there somewhere? I can tell you got really done up
for this, right? Yeah? I did. I did well before the
power outage. I did my makeup, you know, and then she's in
there somewhere. Yeah. I can't gotta look harder. Yeah. So those
are all at the JB Show dot com. Gam clever, who's your DM?
You guys get this. We talked about this guy last week, the
Sultan of slow Jama Stand furious slid into my DM. What did he say?
If you're like, what the hell is the Sultan of Slajama Stand?
Last week we talked about and the story was going viral everywhere. I don't
know why. It's gone viral a couple of times over the last few years.
But this guy in southern California has tried to create his own sovereign,
independent nation somehow. I don't know how that really works or if it's legit
at all, but his nation is slow Jamistan, and they have a few
quirky rules, like there's no crocs allowed and crocks, Yeah, you cannot
wear crocs within the within the boundaries of the kingdom, but otherwise it's supposed
to be a very free and do what you want kind of place. Anyways,
it somehow got back to the Sultan himself that we were talking about it
on the show, and so I got a DM it says thanks for the
love on the show. We've reserved a five hundred square foot lot for you
guys and reserved the U haul be ready for pickup Thursday at the Daily City
location. We await you with open arms and a cold plate of lumpia strong
hug the sh a cold plate. I don't know, maybe that's what they
eat. Well. I like I love lumpia, but I don't like it
cold. I've never had it cold. I suppose, but I like it
warm. Well whatever, that's what they serve in Slow Jamistan. And we've
got a spot you guys, you guys, we have to go to Slow
Jamistan. The Sultan has given those I don't think there's anything there. I
think it's just a is it made up? Well, even if even if
it does technically exist, it's just out in the desert. There's just a
bunch of sand. There's nothing built there. There's no city there. In
other words, if you're going there to go on vacation, there's no hotels
in Slow jam I checked on Expedia. Did you really look it up?
No, stupid, there's nothing there. But dude, how I mean,
how about that? I mean I would love to get him on to talk
to him. Guys, Um Graham, you said that there was something kind
of crazy that happened at a San Jose earthquakes game. We're gonna do that
next. I also want to talk about another weird side effect that ozempic users
are reporting the JV show on Wild four nine, the base number one hit
music station, The JV Show here, Happy jueteeh by the way, um
and happy birthday too. Yeah, I got a dmca em my dms are
alive. It says, Hey, Graham, my sister Linda nickname Linder,
so remember to call her Lender is turning the Big four. Oh on Monday,
would you mind giving her a big embarrassing shout out thank you? And
that is from Randa, So happy birthday to four oh, but more importantly
about this birthday. That's all I really thank Yeah, I give four oh,
I give I give a really big fart. Happy birthday, Linder.
Big farts given for the Big Four. Oh. Um, Graham, let's
talk about the Earthquakes game. He says, something crazy happened. Yeah,
this video has gone a bit viral because at the halftime show of the Sandals
Earthquakes game from Saturday night, they're playing the Portland Timbers, who they must
do some little fan competition thing, and they've got three people line up at
the edge of the penalty box and then they're again the goal is to kick
the ball and whoever gets it closest to the very center circle at midfield,
you know, right where they kick off from that very center spot. Whoever
gets the ball closest to their wins. I don't know what they won.
The article I read about it didn't say I'm hoping based on this one guy's
kick that it's some they want a new car or something. I don't think
it was, probably not, but this kick was incredible. The first two
people, one kicks it way off. The next person they kick it relatively
close, so everyone's thinking that person one and then insteps this third guy,
and let's play the audio of it, because his kick was spectacular, rolls
and stops exactly dead center on that center circle, exactly in the spot.
It's like gotta be a one in a million kick. I mean, it
was like unreal. I love the guys who was recording that video are losing
their minds. Could you ever do that? You're at a sporting event and
they're doing a fan competition, would you ever like volunteer to go? You
would? I would never. I'd be so embarrassed. I would embarrass myself
so badly. That'd be my dream to try one of these white spoor or
does it matter? It doesn't matter. The one where you run out and
have to make a half court shot and then a free throw and a three
pointer like a sign you up? I want to try. It's most like
packed arena. It's most likely going to be embarrassing. You know, you're
gonna fail miserably. All the nerves and all the adrenaline, you're gonna your
basketball SHOT's gonna look stupid. You're but to try to kick a field goal
or something. I feel like a lot of these I could pull off.
By the way, if you want to watch this video, it is up
at the jvshow dot com. I mean, the kick is astounding. This
one time, I was at a club in Austin, Texas. It was
a it was like an adult club. Whatever, Hey, where was your
wife? We weren't married yet? Okay, were you guys together? No?
And were you with your ex? Maybe? Was she okay with this?
Don't know? Didn't tell her? Okay, don't care. And they
brought out it was a Monday night, football night, and they brought out
this like target. It was a cutout of a person and then there was
like a net. There was a hole in the cutout of a football player,
and then there was a hole in the middle end with the net in
it, and you had to try to throw They wanted to see. They
were asking for volunteers to come up and try to throw this mini football across
the room and get it in the net, and I stepped up and just
did you crush it? No, Phil sailed it high both times. There's
a lot of pressure. Some drinks in your system too, Yeah, a
couple hundred of them. You know. They bring out everybody that works at
the club to watch, yes, and so there was a lot of pressure.
I sailed that just high both attempts. I mean they were on line.
The line was good, but sale. But at least you tried.
Because I wouldn't even volunteer for anything like that. I just I don't like
I don't like the attention. I don't like looking stupid in front of everybody.
So that's the closest I've ever come to being in the halftime show a
sporting event. It was like the Yellow Rose. I wonder if we could
like set something up to have you do like a first pitch somewhere. You
know, did you baseball? You know what I did do? One time
when the XFL now the XFL is back again. I heard it flopped and
lost millions of dollars back. Yeah, the Rock they just finished maybe the
seasons still going, or they just finished the season. Remember the Rock brought
it back, And I heard that lost like sixty million or something. Anyways,
But back when the XFL first launched, I was working here at Wild
ninety four nine, and they instead of doing a kickoff or a coin toss
to start the games, they lined two guys up and they put the ball
twenty yards out and whoever came away with the football and you could tackle the
other, it doesn't matter whoever got possession of that football. One like to
start the game. So they had me compete in that against some random people,
and I won the entire It was like a bracket, and you know,
you go against your the first guy and then you if you win,
you advance and go in the thing. And I made it through all the
rounds and won the whole thing. Well, so I see I got some
I can handle the big stage pressure. But how long ago was that?
You can't do that now. I probably am not twenty six and a half
anymore. I'm not as fast as I was then because I was probably only
nineteen years old and I was lightning quick back, so it was like six
years ago. Don't do the math. Don't do that. Yeah, don't
the JV show on Wild nine, Magic Matt in the mix. It'senty P
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Show. Here, I'm Selena by the way Graham and I'm Cheaty just the
newest member of the JV Shows. She is out on vacay. She's in
Texas. Must be nice to start some stuff and told her to get kicked
out of clubs. Do whatever you gotta do. We need some stories,
yeah, we need so we'll see how that goes. Um, let's bring
on Chris. Good morning, Chris, good morning. How is the weekend?
It was good? It was busy. That's going on. Lots of
going on. Um, are you a dad if you don't mind me asking,
I am. I am my six children, Okay, six children.
That's a lot of resources they can all pull together to get you this incredible
gift, which was because I because I got a tape measure. What did
you get? Oh man? So we got a new pool. We did
a lot of stuff. We got a new pool. We went out to
eat. So good weekend. Like a new pool. Like you walked out
in the backyard and the kids would surprised you, like surprised there's a there's
a swimming pool here? Yep, brand new Intech swimming pool for the family.
So that was cool. I love that. It's a little happy belated
Father's day. Chris. All right, we have you on the JV show.
You have NOPE game. It's brought to us by WSS, the best
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dot com. Let's bring on the music, Chris. Today you're playing for
two tickets to Wild Lasmatas August fourth at Shoreline the Joe Bros. Doing a
full show. Kim Petris, Conan Gray. Just gotta get three out of
four questions right and you win. Okay, all right, all right,
here's question number one? In World War Two? What Japanese city did the
US drop the first atomic bomb on? Hiroshima? Yea? Question number two?
In bowling? What is it called when a bowler makes three strikes in
a row? Oh? Turkey? I believe what? Who knows that?
You don't know that? Did you know the answer to the first question?
Aunt's familiar. You're asking after the fact what you would have gotten on all
these Have you never heard of a turkey? You get three strikes a row?
It's a turkey? You never heard of that? I've gotten a couple
on stuff, all right, Chris. Question number three, by the way,
so far, so good. You are on a roll. Someone you
matched with online dating might say that they want to meet you I r L.
What does I r L stand for in real life? Dominating? You've
already won the game. A question number four, just for funzies, in
what sport would you refer to the field that's played on as the pitch?
Oh Man, practis came in last I am not sure. I'm gonna take
a stab and just say soccer, But that's because I got it nicely done.
Crazy, I just ran the game. Life is good. Yeah,
happy Father's dating Chris. All right, Chris, so you did win.
We're gonna be seeing you at Wazmataz Two tickets to see the Joe Bros.
At Shoreline in August fourth Kim Patrick's Coin of Great Special Guests Charlie on a
Friday. They will also be there. I'm gonna put you on hold.
Cheety's gonna run over and get more info from you, and then we'll see
you at wis Okay, awesome, thank you, no problem, Hang on,
man, I cannot believe he ran the game like that, Like how
many of those questions would Now let's let's go back and be honest. Now
you've got the questions and the answers in front of you, by how many
of those would you have gotten correct today? I think just the I R
L one. That's it. Yeah, that's fat. I mean they're you
know there, they were there, they were a hard one. They're a
little some of them were slightly obscure. Some of them might feel like you
should know it. Okay, all right. Coming up inside today's hat is
trending at the fifty Five's a lot of movies out in theaters right now.
Well, one of the movies that came out um over the weekend being called
a flop. So let's go over some of the big movies out and I'll
tell you how they're doing. That's coming up inside today's hat is trending at
the fifty five. It's all the stuff you need to know. What's hot
in music, movies, shows, and the most talked about stories happening today
in the Bay. So let's talk about movies coming in at number one the
weekend box office. The flash knew that was going to happen. Of course
it was gonna happen. What's interesting though, is that prior to its release
from like you know, critics that saw early and stuff, it had really
really good reviews. It was at ninety five percent on Rotten Tomatoes, and
then after it came out, it's Rotten Tomatoes score dropped I think to like
eighty six. Okay, it's not like forty or something. Yeah. Yeah,
still not bad, but I wonder why, And a lot of people
are asking if it even deserved that drop. So I still think the movie
is really really good. So don't let the fact that it dropped, um,
you know, prevent you from going to watch it, because people are
like, did it deserve that? I don't think it is. So that's
that's the talk online. Okay, but The Flash only made fifty five million
dollars, which is disappointing. It was it was expected to make at least
seventy five mill in its debut weekend. Yeah, we've had a few movies
recently that have debuted with over one hundred million, right, Yeah, pretty
low. Yeah. Even worse though, coming in and number two, Pixar's
new movie Elemental. This is the one that people are calling a total flop
because it only made twenty nine point five million dollars. Really, yeah,
and what's what's a Pixar movie? Right? It's a Pixar movie, so
it's never done this bad. Plus this movie actually, both both of them,
Elemental and The Flash, both costs around two hundred million dollars to make.
Wow, that's a lot of money. So you gotta make you gotta
have some strong box office numbers. I'm sure eventually. Well, No,
twenty nine million opening weekend. That's a long climb to get to that breakyear.
I don't think it's going to do better in the coming weeks. I
am really disappointed by this because anytime that commercial comes on for the preview,
my kids race into the room. They're so excited about this movie. And
I'm thinking, Pixar and all these animated movies that make are so so good.
Way to Pixar fall off? What happened? I don't know. Bums
me out though I thought it was good. I thought, look, the
preview makes it look good. Yeah. By the way, Number three,
Spider Man Across the Spider Verse made another twenty seven million dollars, so that
one's still doing just fine. Yeah, let's talk about Corn. To Kardashian,
she's pregnant. We know that Kravis has been trying for quite some time
to have a baby, and she's even shared her struggles on you know,
the reality show The Kardashians on Hulu that no one watches. So if you
haven't seen the pregnancy announcement, it's at the jabshow dot com. I think
it's I think it's really cute. She was at one of Travis's shows,
you know, Blank Winnity two is on stage, and she held up a
sign from the audience that read Travis, I'm pregnant, and then Travis comes
down gives her a big old hug. What do you think of the announcement,
Graham, because I'll tell you what some people are saying online. I
think it's cute. I mean, I saw the picture of her holding the
sign up. I saw that going viral everywhere, and you know, it's
a cute way to do it. Your boyfriend's on stage or your husband are
they married? They're married. That's a stupid question. Sorry, your husband's
on stage and you're just you know, you're a fan out in the crowd
holding up a sign. You know there's other people signs I'm sure out there.
Yours is a special one, Oh so sweet. But Prusius, what
some people are saying is that they're like, come on, this was clearly
staged, Like, there's no way Travis didn't know that she was pregnant already.
So I think this is more of a public announced rather than an announce
for Travis, because she also posted a picture of her the baby bump,
and the bump is bumping, Like, there's no way Travis did not know
that she was pregnant. By the way, if you haven't seen the announcement
or this follow up baby bump photo, it's at the jab show dot com.
But of course he already knew. Yeah, this is just for us.
I'm not buying it. Yeah, I saw that picture of the bump
also that you're talking about, and I'm like, there's just how do you
not notice ye haven't seen each other in the last three months, you knew
in something and clearly like you wouldn't would you keep that news from somebody had
you been Like I think if you're struggling, you know, my wife and
I struggled for so long, for so many years to get pregnant. When
you finally do get that positive pregnancy test, there's no way you could wait
like, Okay, wait till his next show. Okay, then I'm gonna
make a sign and then I'm gonna I mean, it would be a great
surprise if you were able to keep that secret. But I think people that
can identify with the struggle of when you're struggling to get pregnant. Yeah,
you can't keep that information in By the way, Cortney Kardashian is forty four,
Travis is forty seven. See forty four. I mean it gets it,
does I mean, the struggle is real. It gets incredibly difficult to
get pregnant. Yeah. There, your odds go down year year over year.
They should get older. So plus it's just it's harder. It's got
to be hard on her body too. Yeah, I mean it's hard for
a woman in her thirties. And I feel like when you are at that
age when you get pregnant, you wait longer until you announce it so that
you really feel confident that it's going to you know, go all the way.
Yep. Um, Graham, I know you had a couple of stories.
Would you just hang onto those I'll just zip it. Um, something
we have to get to next. If you don't know anything, about Graham.
You have to know this. He hates compliment kated Starbucks orders. He
rips on anyone who has a complicated order. So we went to Facebook,
Graham into Instagram, and we asked people to submit the complicated orders. Let's
go over some of them, and then you're gonna go to Starbucks today and
order it. I am yes, that's nan It the JV show on Wild.
But there's just so much to get to today. There's so much.
It's wild to me. Four nine the base number one hit music station.
This is the JV show. I'm Selena and I'm cheating. If anyone is
actually listening to us, thank you. I know between summer break, you
know, people are sleeping in. It's Juneteenth. People got the day.
So if you are the only person listening, we really really appreciate it.
Before we get to complicated Starby's orders, I was just all my Instagram looking
at people's stories and our friend Ruby, she's a friend of the show.
Um, she posted all the gifts that she got her man for Father's Day
yesterday. Oh did they top the tape measure that I got? Um?
Yeah, it was actually really nice. I'm like socks with like the baby's
face on it, a T shirt with them on it. Everything was like
personalized with pictures of themselves on it. A coup with like a picture it
was like a glass with a picture of you know, dad and son there.
But she also she also got him a card. Okay, and I
think she covered her baby's butt in paint and sat him on the card for
like a little you know, it's like a baby butt print on the cars.
Yeah, this is the first time I've seen it, Graham, would
you want that? No? One that the starfish as Jabie would call it.
Easy. This is my kid you're talking about. You know, it's
cute. Well, it's kind of cute, right again? Is this a
thing? I don't know. I've never seen it before. I'm afraid to
google baby, but you would go to jail or so I can't do that.
But maybe this is something that people did. Maybe it's commonplace. I
don't know. I don't know. Was there anything else that got imprinted on
there? No? I think everything else got lifted up or just isn't long
enough. We can't talk about that. You can't talk about could be a
grower. Let's move on. He's like he's like one a one year old
baby. I feel like you could tell right, I don't know. I
can't talk about that weird turn. All right, let's talk about Starbucks.
If you don't know anything about Graham, there's only one thing you need to
know. Well too. He loves his family. Yeah, he hates complicated
Starbucks streams complicated. He rips on me, he rips on Sheety, our
girl Jess, who's not here, anyone who has a complicated starb's order if
it's not on the menu, he says, don't order it. You're making
life hell from the barista. One modification. Get something on the menu,
and get one modification to that. Everybody, it's gone to the pendulum has
swung too far. We've given you, We've given you, Starbucks has given
you too much freedom. They need to dial in. Wow, they need
to take your freedom's away. Order something that's on the menu, and I'll
give you one modification. So we've decided to find some of the meat some
of the most complicated Starbucks orders. Um and Graham, we're going to have
you actually go to Starbucks today and order one, and then we'll follow up
tomorrow. Why do you want to make my life? What do you want
to see. It's not that bad. Plus you get a yummy starbes drink
out of it. You don't ever feel a shave it. Do you ever
feel bad when you launch your order in it's just a volume of different things
that you're that your mind's actually not bad. Mine's on the menu with one
modification. You say, that's okay, Okay, then you're Noah, I'm
it's not bad. I support you. I guess yours just sounds ridiculous when
dulous grande oat milk shaking espresso, oat milk, brown sugar shaken espresso at
shot. Oh, that's okay, that's easy, that's not bad. Yeah,
all right, um it still sounds ridiculous, but you are within the
one rule. So we took this to wild Facebook and Instagram. Cheety,
what are like the top three most complicated orders that we got? Okay,
so right now there's on Facebook. It's a triple iced blonde espresso in a
Ventti cup with two pumps of vanilla, two pumps of cinnamon, do se
doche, one pump of toffee, an extra oat milk, upside down vanilla
sweet cream, a cold brew that's not this is not a thing. Nobody's
ordered this thing. Yeah, that's that's a drink. How do you guys
drink this stuff? Also, when they started adding all the pumps of syrup,
you know that's just sugar, right, you're just I get it.
And look the vanilla lat tear or whatever little pump of vanilla in there.
It is delicious, But man, what is there like four grams of sugar?
And one of these times so far that one has my vote for gram
to order, but some of the other one okay, someone else put a
what is it? Okay, benty upside down carmo macchiato with four pumps of
vanilla, two pumps of cinnamon, do soy milk, extra hot, extra
karmo jozo and then the cinnamon dote powder and a whipped cream. There's you
can't orders? No one does, doesn't. You're there the Starbucks is gonna
punch me in the face through drive through? Yeah, I might have.
And then the last one I got from Instagram says two shots of blonde espresso
made with I don't know what this is, restito shots. I'm not sure
what that is. Strato shots and that's how you say that, but it's
some kind of espresso, right, I think it's real strong. Yeah,
I've never had that before. Um and a Vinti cup, add soy milk,
two pumps of white mocha, three of vanilla, add white chocolate foam
with white chocolate academian that foam with cookie crumple topping. Split it into the
phone. If I'm getting blinded into the foam? Are you kidding me that
one? Look? That one sounds tastier than the other one. Okay,
well, Graham, we'll actually let you pick. They're all really good,
really complicated. Which one would you rather do? Maybe that third one?
But if I ask for cookie crumbles, they're gonna hate you for that.
We've giving people too much freedom. We've given you too much freedom. So
is that the one that you're choosing. Let's maybe there's a couple others that
will rolling that will strike my fancy. But but today it is happening.
Yum. Next, you have to, Yes, you have to. Next
on the JV show, I want to talk about this. Uh listen,
I don't know what to call it. A picture that's gone viral of what
humans are going to look like seventy years from now, after all the remote
work we're having to do and like what we're gonna evolve into. You may
have seen it if you want to go check it out now, it's at
the jav show dot com and let's discuss it next the JV Show on Wild
Rihanna Weldy four nine, the Bayes number one hit music station. We were
just talking about movies not too long ago. There's a lot of good movies
out right now. Um, the Flash is number one for the weekend box
office. Number two is Elemental. This is Pixar's de movie, but a
lot of people calling it a flop. It only made like twenty nine million
dollars in costs two hundred mill to make. We have a talk back.
Hi, good morning Jav's Show. I just wanted to comment on the movie
Elemental. I took my daughter to go watch her this Friday, and we're
both really excited about it and it was so beautiful. I loved it and
my daughter really loved it. So I'm really surprised it only made twenty around
twenty nine millions. Go watch it, you guys. It's super cute.
I love you all. Oh, thank you. Well. First of all,
I'm shocked anyone is listening to be with the talk back actual human person
today for Juneteenth. Um, so, Graham, are you still going to
go take your kids to watch it? Then? I want to. I
mean, look like a cute movie. I'm sure that maybe if it's you
know, some movies can be great for the kids and not so good for
the parents, and maybe it's one of those. But she says it's great.
She liked it. Yeah, I kill Yeah. Um something else we
do Monday's Photos from Home. Let's each describe hours really quick. Mine is
the gift that I got from my man for Father's Day that I built myself,
by the way, so I'm very impressedly like with that arcade style video
game. I got a Mortal Kombat so that's huge at the JAB show coom.
Yeah, it's big and really heavy. Mine's a picture of me and
the kids. This is how I spent Father's Day yesterday doing some work on
this house that we're building. So the kids came to visit me and you
know, help out a little bit here and there. Mostly just crying,
scream and cheety. Um. My picture is kind of dark just because I
had a power outage, So it's me taking a selfie. Yeah, but
if you squint really hard. You can see dwhere in there at the beautiful
selfie? Why is your room so messy? You can see it in there?
Is that the jabshow dot com? Also, while you're there, you
need to check out Anna. Now, who the heck is Anna M.
Searchers have come up with this sketch of what humans will supposedly look like in
seventy years, in the year twenty one hundred, after all these years of
remote work, we're supposedly going to evolve today. It's a three D model.
They named her Anna. Let's just go over some of the things really
quick. I think the most obvious thing here in this picture is that we're
going to have a hunchback. Yeah, I can see that happening. They're
saying because of us hunched over in our workspace. A lot of people working
from bed and they're just not having that proper posture sitting in the correct chairs.
Her postures horrible, It's not good. I'm confused. This shows what's
going to happen seventy years from now, So like the next generation is going
to be born with these attributes. That's not going to happen. Evolution takes
millions of years. Boiler alert okay, but and one of these captions of
the tweet of her of this video, it says, meet Anna, who's
been working from bed, you know, from home for sev and d years.
Okay, so is she a hundred? Is she ninety years old?
In this picture? Like? Do you know what I mean? The math
doesn't really matter working from home at seventy You didn't start at least when you
were one, So you started, you're probably twenty. So is this supposed
to be a ninet year old woman? Yeah, most ninety year olds,
if they're still standing up right, she's got about their posture. Can we
never mind all of that stuff? Okay, never mind that the math math,
and let's just look at the actual physical attributes that one will supposedly get
after years of remote work. So I got the hunchback from poor posture.
You're working from bed to your laptop in front of you, and you're just
not you know, you don't have that support on your back. And then
we got the red swollen eyes. Now this is from not having enough natural
light. Supposedly, just looking at computer screen all day and staying indoors,
guaranteed our eyesight is getting destroyed by staring at screens all day long and our
posture everybody. Although I feel like even if you're the remote work or I
feel like just working in an office all day just kills your posture most people.
And there's all these things the stand up desks, and I see I
get served Instagram ads with a thing it like reminds you to keep your shoulder,
you keep your posture better when you're sitting at your desk all day.
I feel like just the fact that our lives are sent around computers are going
to destroy everybody's posture. But yes, work, if you're sitting sitting at
home in your bed on your laptop, yes, your posture is going to
be worse. Can I ask one question about one of the attributes? Do
yes? Is that a side effect? What did they have to give?
What? I know they really went in on that really heavily defined the toe
here, and that is that a result of that much remote work. They
didn't list that as one of the results. I just think her shorts are
a little too tight. I mean it does a weight gain is one of
the things that will happen because they're not outdoors enough. I don't know why.
Why is the toe so pronounced come on, but why if you do
that much work sitting in your bed, does like you will get where I
whoever did this three D model clearly a PERV? Yeah yeah, really is
very high up. It's very fine too. Like so there's that the claw
hands, the weight gain, the anxiety this researchers say, we're all going
to have if you want to go see Anna. There's only one thing you
can see when you see straight show dot com, the JV show on Wild
nine. Before we get to today's hat is trending, which is always at
the fifty fives. We were just wondering, is anybody out there? Hello?
Can anyone hear us? Is anyone listening? It is Juneteenth? Happy
Juneteenth by the way, but I'm listening. It's only because I have to
try to keep the headphones turned down by turned them up for you. Everyone
has the day off today. Is anyone out there? We got some talkbacks.
I'm listening. Happy Monday, Good morning, gran Selenna and cheety um.
I am listening. This is Melanie Trivio and I have worked today and
my fiance is off today and everybody else is so all right. That's one
person. Melanie is listening Okay, we got one, thank you. Let
me put in the official record books. One we'll be out one more talk
back tho, oh my god, really people are out. People are listening.
Hey, good morning guys. Eddie from Picksburgh. I'm listening. I
have to work. I'm a driver. So yeah, Well quick question,
did um Jess pull up? How did you hear on the radio today?
Oh? I think he's referring to someone who used to work with us.
Um no, just to not pull off whatever she's she's on vacation. Yes,
she went to Texas for a little trip with her got a little burned
out from the first two weeks on the No, she has this fation plan
for a long time. But wow, two people listening, Melanie and Eddie.
Oh wait, Graham on the scoreboard, was we have one more talk
back? There's another series is listening. Hi, good morning, there are
people listening. Me. Jackie just kind of woke up late, kinda you
know, went with my dog. Let her sleep in some more too,
Let my dogs sleep in for a bit. Anyway, I'm surprised that there's
no traffic much on my way to work. I'm hello late. But hey,
hey, yeah, okay, so we got We got Jackie, Eddie
and Melanie. We got three. Yes, that's all you need? Who
who else do you need? I don't need more than I expected. It's
all the stuff you need to know what's hot in music, movies, shows,
and the most talked about stories happening today in the Bay. Okay,
So Baby rexa got smacked in the face with a phone. She was performing
New York City. Yeah, there's video at the JAB showed up. Calm.
Somebody threw their phone right at her face and it like bounces off.
It hit her like in the forehead, eyebrow, ragion. It looks painful
and poor thing. She falls to her knees. Graham, have you ever
gotten hit in the face with the cell phone before? I've never gotten No,
not with the phone. I mean I have, and it is paving.
You have. Well, sometimes if like my kid is like holding my
phone, they've definitely thrown it at my face before. But a lot of
times I'm like holding them, they're holding my phone and they're just like smack
me with it. Yeah, they're hers. It's really painful. So Baby
Rex says she gets hit. She then gets escorted off the stage. The
crowd is chanting her name. They want her to like be okay. She
ended up having to get three stitches, and she just posted some follow up
photos if you want to go see her injuries. Those are on our side
as well at the jabyshow dot com. Now, the man who threw at
the phone, he was removed from the audience and he was arrested, twenty
seven year old Nicholas Malvanya Malvagna, I don't know um of New Jersey.
He's being charged with assault. So he's currently in police custody and he will
be arraigned today. I mean, that's the most painful. I'm looking at
the picture of right where it hit her. It's right above her eye,
right on your eye socket bone. You get hit or punched right there.
Oh it hurts, yes, very painful. That's a solid impact. Is
if this is her concert? I bought tickets to see her somebody. I
don't know at what point during the show this happened. But let's say she's
a song in and or she's just coming out on stage and sing. Her
comes the phone, pink and the head and then she turns around and leaves.
Do I as a fan I get my money back because I don't.
I don't know. I now I don't get a concert. I'm mad at
guy that throw through the phone. I hope she's okay, but also like,
I don't know if they're getting refunds. I think any good show promoter
or whoever puts on these shows, you would want to make those fans happy,
make them want to come back at least a refund. If not,
then like, you know, hopefully a show will be scheduled in the future
and those tickets will be good for that or something like that. Makeup date.
But is she ever gonna want to go back there and perform again?
I wouldn't know. Once again calling for Katy Perry to be fired from American
Idol, and this time it's not because she was rude to someone or she
was acting like a diva. It's because she's annoying. According to so,
American Idol posted a video of her kind of like behind the scenes, and
she was acting like a cat. I guess Lionel Richie made a joke that
she was a cat because she had on leather pants that day, and so
she starts pawing at Luke Brian and people are like, um, I'm just
done, Like She's just annoying me at this point. She's trying too hard,
She's not funny. We're out. If you want to see the videos
at the jvshow dot com. Can I just bring up something else really quick?
Sure? Because I'm watching this video, which means I was on Idol's
Instagram that's where they posted it. American Idol has one point eight million followers,
right, so why does this Katie Perry video only have two thousand likes?
Like some of their top posts like about the winner and stuff, has
hundreds of thousands of likes. But I'm assuming that's because his fans, his
family, or however they're going on and liking these posts as a means to
show like how supportive he is and why he should win. I'm assuming,
But those are the only ones that that many legs. The rest of their
stuff is just like not doing anything with one point a million followers, doesn't
that seem weird and you only get two thousand legs? Yeah? Like the
math Ain math in Yeah, well if you think they bought their followers,
well, for one, I'm not hitting the like button because, yeah,
keep Erry is kind of annoying. But haven't we already known this. I
feel like fans are just now figuring out that this is because I think that's
we've already determined that, Yeah, that it's a little suspect about the old
followers there. Don't you think it's weird? I know, I don't know
if they're buying them or whatnot. Graham, what do you have already?
A couple of things you might spot in the Bay area this way? That
means an alert Biden and a bear? Which one you want to do first?
Because these are both things that are spottable in the Bay Area right now?
Do Biden? I mean, not do him? You know what I
mean? Okay, whatever you say. Yeah, the President is going to
be in the Bay Area starting today. I think he's actually staying for the
next couple of days. First stops going to be in Palo Alto this afternoon
at the Bayland's Nature Preserve. He's expected to make an announcement for a six
hundred million dollar Climate Fund pledge thing to help combat the climate crisis and creates
some good clean energy jobs. So you may see some presidential motorca the presidential
motorcade rolling around. Also, some military aircraft's been buzzing overhead over the past
couple of days, so look out for that art. And the second thing
to look out for is the black bear in Marin County. Last Tuesday,
a resident Sarah Fell, caught the bear on their home security cameras walking through
their yard in the Tara Linda neighborhood. Another resident up in Lucas Valley area
of Sarah Fell said they also saw a bear in their yard on camera that
very same night. These locations are a couple miles apart from each other,
so they're still trying to determine if it's the same bear or if this is
two different bears. They're so cute though they're cute, but it's a bear
slay. You'd be terrified if that thing was standing on your front steps.
We've had more and more sidings, they become more frequent over the past few
years. Wildlife experts say this is likely a juvenile male traveling alone in search
of food and a mate. So Selena, he may try to mate with
you, if not with me your yard, and because they say he's likely
not going to find a mate, he should be heading back. We should
help into the wilderness and a tinder can't get on match or something make him
a tinder find him one. But they're saying, if you've got a bunch
of food in your trash cans and stuff, he'll probably just keep coming back
to eat from there. So don't don't put out a bunch of stuff that's
tempting to the bear or multiple bears. We don't know at this point.
The JV Show on Wild ninety nine, I am just shook. I'm shook
that people are actually listening to us, all six of them. I think
we're up to six. Everyone has a day off today, a happy Juneteenth.
We the JV Show here were the only people in our entire building right
now minus a security guard downstairs, have been of a scheduling. Missap I
think, um, okay, so we have a talk bag. And then
Grammy said, yeah, a few more people that have, you know,
hit us up to us. Know, Hey, we're listening first this good
morning guys. This is Edgar without the haircut. And I gotta say thank
you for the laughs. And I'm also listening to Wild Thoughts. Oh my,
My question is, do you guys kiss your mother with that mouth?
Geez? Love you guys, yez. Yeah, we did bring back the
Wild Thoughts podcast. We recorded her first one last Tuesday. We'll be recording
another one tomorrow. Our buddy Jess, the newest member of the JV Show.
She's on vacation this week. I think that's part of the reason you
think we scared her off. I think we did a little bit. I
got that sense that the Wild thoughts was a little too and we were even
like, we're going to tame these down a little bit, make them a
little less explicit and graphic and gross. I just can't. I can't do
it. I tried, we weren't very successful at that. And then coincidentally,
she's on vacation the next week. I mean, come on, some's
not adding up here. And no, I don't kiss my mother. I
kiss my kids with that mouth, though, yeah they have and they have
to deal with it. I do also want to shout out Dominic. He
says he's listening from Colorado right now. He's heading on his way back to
California. And Mattie, she's also listening this morning. And Jackie. That's
a couple of other talkbacks that people left recently. Nice. Well, thank
you guys for still listening. The JV Show. On Wild ninety four nine,