Hi guys, and welcome to an emergency season on the Latch podcast. Today.
It's me. Your host is JP longhand I'm at guy Puzy reporting for
duty. This is John will said List and last one not least, it's
David Baby. We are socially distanced. We are in the cloud. Go
white, size about my mum in the cloud. We're in the cloud,
and we recording an episode of On the Latchet. I I thought we'd do
again, to be honest, No, no, I don't think anyone did
it. No, there wasn't. It's give it fun. It's really interesting
for me because I know that some of you, you know, tell me
to listen to the podcast afterwards, but I've never listened to an episode of
On the Last that makes me scream. So this is this sort of process.
It feels like I'm listening to it. It's amazing. Oh my god,
And you want to turn off. I'm sure I'm gonna log out.
It was nice. Yeah, stay safe by it. I don't want to
dwell too much on the absolute shit show that is twenty twenty m how is
everyone's Christmas? Oh my god? Time I felt joy in it? M
No, I mean go on so I'm just gonna say, how's everyone holding
up? I mean, it's just I just think the planet's been turned upside
down and it is absolutely bizarre, like, and I do think that it's
definitely come on quick. I know it's been creeping up, but the last
two weeks is just completely just changed everything. The fact that schools will be
closed, you know, the fact that restaurants, bars, clubs, like
people losing their jobs. My job has completely changed because of a lot of
what I do is face to face training and to just have to adapt.
So many people are just adapting and it's just changing a way of life in
a way that none of us have ever experienced before. And it's just it's
super overwhelming. It can be it's quite stressful and anxiety inducing. So just
for everybody who is feeling that solidarity, love you. Hopefully this mindless trash
will distract you from the pandemic. Yeah, it's it's a mare. That's
good to You're teacher. M Yeah, has it been. I mean it's
it's been. I think. I mean we've tried to keep the kids as
as calm as possible. Really, I mean they are all aware. I
mean the amount of times I've asked them to wash their hands, and they're
all sneezing and coffee and every time I just look look behind me or looked
to the left or looked at the right, and I give them the stair
and then they already know that they have to wash and wash like twenty twenty
hours if possible. But yeah, but we've tried to keep them as calm
as possible. I mean, it was really sad because I don't know if
that would be the last time I get to see them in the in the
year before oh gosh, guy, before the end of the afters. It's
a bit mental. But yeah, I still have to go in on Monday,
so it's a bit I mean, yeah, gut it. Yeah,
why everyone else's social distancing, I'm I'm cuddling kids and stuff like. Well,
don't don't heed them about a broom's length apart, that's what my mom
keepsake length of the broom a bit more, just to stay there, broom
out, walk around the massive sucking broom. Stru to me. Oh yeah,
yeah. Obviously this this week or last week when this goes out,
was absolutely wild. Obviously the pub's been ordered to close. Um, it's
just nuts. It's absolutely nuts. Um, and if you're very stressful and
it's it's it's been a really weird situation because half of it has been.
Um. I've got to hope the pub's not too busy because I don't want
a whole bunch of people with coronavirus in the pub and never half of it.
So it can't be. It can't be too quiet because I was aren't
pay anybody. And then obviously on Monday when when Boris Johnson told people not
to go to the pub, it's just been it's just been absolutely wild.
And also the pub's clothed, so I you know, I've got nothing to
do on board out of my mind. That's why this is on, isn't
it. That's the I'm grateful, Yeah, guy, how are you fine?
Yeah? No, I'm fine. I feel I feel bad saying that
I'm fine, and I know that I will kind of get affected by it
in a sort of longer period of time. But my work is very office
based. It's very structured, and so we have been working from home.
We have been starting at nine, we have been finishing at six. So
I haven't been going crazy because I haven't really lost that sort of daily routine,
um, and then in the evenings in the weekend. So far,
I've been exercising and doing kind of creative stuff and just sort of trying to
fill the time. So at the moment, I'm feeling absolutely fine, but
like I inevitably that will change. Yeah, I mean, it's just for
me. The one thing that does kind of freak me out about it is
it's just like we just don't have a clear end date. Is that I'm
finding the most tricky to navigate my own head. Like, you know,
Okay, if if I knew for a fact that twelve weeks we could go
back to normal, we could like you know, have the latter part of
the summers like back to kind of some kind of normality, then I could
probably process this. But it could be a much longer thing. And so
that's kind of what's what's freaking me out a bit, to be honest.
Yeah, yeah, there's no specific time period. It could be like to
what you're saying, like two months to six two six months or something like
that. Yeah, exactly. My gosh, it's it's just ridiculous, like
everything has decided to stop. I mean, east Enders has stopped recording and
it's two episodes a week, and I am at my wits end right now.
Cannot satisfy me. I always think, how the fount that people have
the time to watch that watch I mean, I know, because when Love
Island's on, I'm like, how the funk? This is like madness when
I think about it, Like how am I actually managing to watching them?
That's on every day? Soaps is the same and there's no relief, there's
non stop. But yeah, I think that for me, that actually definitely
shook me more than some of the other things like fuck Me, Corry and
EastEnders have stopped, Like yeah, I mean, it's doctors still going because
the people need it. I canceled Be, They've canceled Casualty, all the
medical dramas they're gone. Well, I'm sure some new foking material where they
get back, let me tell you that anyway. Like, I mean,
the one thing I just think we should probably just the shouldn't just be a
Corona podcast. But the one thing I would say is it's there's a real
mixture, isn't thereof you get in terms of crisis, You really get to
see the best in society, those who are really going out of the way
to kind of to look after people, to check in on their neighbors,
to buy shopping for their neighbors, to be thinking about those who are isolated
and on their own. And so I think that is something that is definitely,
really really great, and I would encourage people to do more of it.
I think as a society, we are naturally quite individualistic, quite headonistic,
so we like to do things for our own immediate gratification, often sometimes
at the detriment of wider community. But this is a kind of thing where
it could affect anybody in everybody's family, and so we all just have to
try and practice that kind of collectivist community kind of thinking. And even if
you want to do it, think about what the potential on everyone else might
be. And I need to practise what I preached, So I'm booking giving
it out here. But yet I've not been the best at it, and
so that's why I'm really good, like coming from Monday, I've really got
to commit to that and that on that as well. It's like the obvious
kind of first people to look after are the elderly and people like that,
but the other you know, there's a long list of sorts of people that
we need to take care of. Like I have friends who have addiction issues
who can't go to their AA meetings, and so you know, think about
think about the other people who might be struggling and give them a call,
look at you know, pay attention to them as well, because like it's
not just all people who will struggle, Like there are people who depend on
seeing people that we should be able to everybody and anybody really, I mean
yeah, it doesn't have like yeah, it's it's crazy. It's crazy.
It's absolutely crazy. There's nothing. There's nothing anyone can really do, is
there, Like well, well we stay staying doors, but have you seen
Richmond with everybody just going out in the sun. It's ridiculous. It's like
it was a lovely days, like yeah, I mean it should have been
passing it down yea month and now we need everyone to say the fucking doors.
It's glorious. The most British thing I really don't like that is such
classic os And you know this time of year, the April's the maze.
They're the nicest bits of the summer. Um, so it's just it's a
night. But like, just I hope everyone's staying safe and yeah, like
this could be a fantastic opportunity for us to you know, with things like
house Party, I'm seeing a lot of like people doing by a zoom.
This could be a new time while people are connecting with those they've fallen out
of touch with or wouldn't talk to that much, or would feel a bit
self conscious reaching out too normally. I think this could provide it an opportunity
where we do make those connections and we stay in torch and yeah, so
that could be a positive that comes out of it. Yeah you say that
though, but like some people have used this as an opportunity to get back
in touch and to be like, oh my god, now we have time
to speak and I'm like, no, God. Issue, the issue for
me was not that I did not have time screen issue was that I didn't
want to speak to you. I want to either that that house Party app
is truly truly Wild Lives willis no. You can just open the app and
then suddenly just to have a look and then like one of my old flatmates
just appeared on my screen earlier and I was just like what the and it's
like hello. I was like, no, I'm not doing this, not
doing this, and I swiped up to get rid of the screen. I
was like, what wait, hold on, so the app. You just
open the app and then people's places are just there, like you don't you
can't even click on someone first. And you can lock the room. You
can lock the room, so if you're in a conversation with someone, you
can like lock the room. So like you don't have like you know,
your old mates brother, like anyone can join the room. They're friends with
you, David. I mean, yeah, obviously if they're on your contact
list or something, you have to accept them as well. But actually,
no, you don't. Like if you're having a chat with someone like they're
like, you know, they're Grandma's like best friend can pop in because they're
friends with it. You're like, all right, yeah, okay, actually
that's a great opportunity to open up a conversation. How are you doing?
Do you need toilet paper? By the way? Okay, well I hope,
Oh my god. Anyway, enough enough with the correct I'm sick to
the back tea because that's the other thing. That's all people can fucking talk
about one thing though? Can I ask? Can I ask our listeners just
one thing. Um, First of all, like, yes, get off
Grinder, stop having sex, blah blah blah. Yes, But second,
can people stop going on Grinder telling Ben when people message them to say do
you want to come over and fuck? And they reply and say no,
I'm social distancing, and then they screen grab it and tweet it sort of
like look how good I am those sluts in my area are on Grinder.
You are encouraging it. Stop it. It's so exhausting and so lame.
But can I also just say I want to widen that? And I did
a tweet about it the other day, Like ninety percent of the screenshots of
grand screen shots I see on Twitter need to stay in your camera role.
They're not funny playing, they're not enlightening. They are just often self serving
and boring. Um, thank you over and over again, and it's like,
Okay, tired of it? What's next? True for yourself? And
it's yeah, it's usually just self gratifying, like you said, like exactly,
yeah, exactly. Imagine how tired we are, Like really imagine how
tired we are? Josh, Josh, how are you how are you feeling
about being isolated with with Nile? Like do you know what, it's so
funny because now actually was self isolating two weeks before most people were because he
had a chest in patch. That's not funny how we laughed until he yeah,
so he was not isolating for two weeks. And I think now he's
coming up to he will have basically self isolated near on a month, basically
because the minute he was going to go back to work, I thought I
had a cough. Well I did have a cough, um, but then
I know, so then he was like staying off for another week. But
of course he's a mental health nurse. He works in accident an emergency.
You know, the NHS is in a president crisis, and so of course
he wants to kind of go in and help. But it's like if you
go get a respiratory virus when you've already got a weakened chest infection, and
it's for me, that's just not clever, um. And it's like,
of course, you know, you've got to think about the greater good,
but it's like you're my fucking boyfriend, I don't want you going in as
well, Like I care about you first and foremost, like and I care
about the people you're talking to So if you you know, someone comes in
with severe anxiety about getting corona, they talked to you and if you have
it, then that thought. So you're not doing anyone favors. So he's
like, I think, you know, he's doing self isolating again this week
and then he's going back. Um. But so I've already been new to
him in the house. I mean, one thing I would say is he's
just a lot of shifts, so I have sometimes when he'll do nights,
I'll have that that or he'll do long day so we won't come back till
ten. And for me that means that I have the house to myself quite
a few evenings, which I do like I do here we go. So
it has been a challenge just because we've been definitely on top of each other.
But at its essence, we get on very very well. Like we
have lots of laughs, we like, we like watching the same stuff.
We're like doing the same stuff. We like the cozy nights in films,
making dinners. We get on well in each other's company. Of course,
sometimes we'll have things where we're getting on each other's nerves. Like earlier today,
I think we were just a bit both bit by because we were hungover.
Um. But like all in all, it's been it's been good.
I mean I love spending time with him, so it's it's it's fine.
But of course there's times when you just want a bit of you time.
Like I was in the bath for like two hours the other um, like
you know, doing sink or swim on my own. I actually might do
it. I might. I might do a live in the bath because everyone's
doing lives at the moment. I'm just really scared that I'll like show hole
by accident. I mean you'd have to stand up and perch. But how
it is loses all watchers. Um. But yeah, so like I was
in there for two hours and I think it was just like nice, just
have a bit of time. I mean we've been going on house party in
different rooms in the same group anyway, so yeah, that's time. I'm
coping. What about you, John, It's it's a lot. I mean,
I'm quite lucky. Obviously. I've kind of got the entire pub to
rome obviously because because I live in the pub. So for me, I've
been trying to get up at a normal time and just go away. He
Sprouse, working from the lounge. Um, so yeah, I don't know.
I really liked me time and I'm so used to obviously doing a job
where I'm constantly interacting with people that I'm just I'm getting quite aggy already.
That's that's weird. We went for a walk today, like around the city.
We've obviously absolutely deserted, which is good social distancing. It's just gonna
be trying to get out of the house, I think, um, and
just not bingled the shows in the first couple of weeks. I think it's
gonna be a test. It's gonna it's gonna be like a massive test for
our relationship because I'm I'm a pain in the ass to spend time with it
the best of times when I've been cooped up in the same sport off,
especially in the same four walls. Um, I don't know how solidarity really
just huge? Yeah, like my thought impressed? Are with him? Do
you think you're drinking more? We haven't been drinking. We haven't been drinking
in the week, but we did get pissed on the Friday and we had
a few drinks in the park yesterday. You got pissed on from a from
a clear distance from two. Great, aim, but yeah, like,
so have you been drinking more? Guy? No, I quit drinking and
at the beginning of January. Oh dad, yeahs, I mean is it
well? Yeah? Well I I well, I did drive January and I
just kept it going. And um, I'll definitely have a glass of wine
at some point here and there, but I haven't been. I haven't drank
all year really, and I oh god, I'm on this month. I'm
on this like it's called hole thirty. W Are you going to get through
thirty? Men? I did it, and I did it in the first
five days. But it's just really boring detox that you cut out loads of
bad food. So no no alcohol and no tobacco and no carbs or dairy
or sugar or gluten or grains. So I've done that for the main days.
Then well you can still eat meat, fish, eggs. Oh yeah,
basically like a kind of akinned five. Yeah, it's like paleo.
So I'm on day twenty two. So I've lost a time of weight and
I feel really good and I'm running a lot. By the time of this
quarantine. Honestly, I'm gonna be oh my slat, I mean truly,
Yeah, I mean, I'll still be alone, but I'll be thick.
Isn't that the gay way. I can't change my personality, but I can
change my stomach. I'm not even do that. I'm I'm not drinking because
I drunk too much from Friday night and I won't Friday night. What this
Friday? You mean? Yeah? Well yeah, but I've got the whole
pub, haven't I. So we've got those of booze that he's drinking.
But I woke up in the morning brucely hungover, and I was like,
is this a hangover? I do? I have coronavirus. So I've just
like, I can't. I can't do so much. Yeah, I know,
I can't. I can't do with the anxiety. It's an absolute wild
time. But today is Mother's Day. On day of recording um as,
everyone spoke to their moms. No, wow, really no, I mean
I sent a card. I'm sure she's fine. I mean, I mean
you're good terms anyway, that's first of all. Yeah, yeah, we're
fine. Yeah, fine, you got both of them? You got two
moms? Yes? No, no, well my mom my mother is a
lesbian, but I don't have two mothers. I was sired by her heterosexual
man who is my father, and they divorced when I was a teenager and
he moved to Australia. So he's messaging now as if it's the Apocas.
Oh my god, you know what awful. And my mother is in Wales
continuing to be a lesbian but socially distant. That's wild. Or the third
person I've heard this week who's had apparent reached out, that's wild. People
are crazy. People are crazy. Um so yeah, so um yeah so
but you so you get on, you get them, Well, yeah,
no, we get on. I do care about my family, but I
also I'm not a very warm person. That's true. I don't think that's
true either. I think you are. I think I don't think I am.
I think I have a sort of I mean with my family. Maybe
maybe it's just family about it, but yeah, there's a sort of like
I'm the London one exactly from outside London. Sometimes they'll have the old yeah
they live in London now, yeah exactly. They all think I'm an absolute
which is probably true. And then every every year I go down for Christmas
and give them piles of presents from all the goodie bags I've been receiving all
year and they're like and they like me for a day and then and then
I leave in side think you're very kind to you guys. Got to be
honest. What about you, John, I mean you're a bit like me.
I think you're very like your mom, aren't you. I've said to
my mom every day this week, probably three times most days because I am
while I'm bored. And two she she works in Sainsbury so she is going
through it. So yeah, I faced under this morning and her FaceTime this
afternoon and she's like, well you just fuck off and in me alone trying.
She's fine, she's good, but yeah, it's it's it's horrible like
not going there and to see them. But I think that's more. That's
yeah, my Mum's like, yeah, don't you dare come over your London
germs. So my mom has been desperate to get me back, like she
was like, do you know what I've got to say? I mean she
won't listen to this, I don't think. But I need to issue a
public apology to my mom because I mean, long over you anyway, I'm
sure you're Basically the other week it was my cousin's birthday and we did karaoke.
Anyway, We had an after us back at mine. We were all
completely pissed. We got in a few different taxis. My mom got in
the first taxi. By the time I got into the it got home.
Someone rushed out, like your mom climbed on a Boris bike that was outside
the house, drunk, immediately fell off it, and he's saying, she's
broken its. We don't think it's broken, but she is. She's being
quite dramatic, so I'll call me a bro broke. Don't stop the party,
but I've broke it. I was like, Mom, I think you're
over It's like, I'm not fucking over it broken. Can you wiggle your
fingers? She was like and they were wiggly, and I was like,
I don't know if it's broken. I think you're all right. Come on.
She was like oh. And then another friend, that lovely girl,
Olivia, was looking after She's like, you're being kinder to me than my
own shitty kids. I was like, mom, comer on, like,
he definitely sprained it, but let's not over egg. Anyway. The next
day it looked fucking swirled as fuck. Was like, oh, I think
I might have underestimated the impact. And then she went and got X rays
and it was broken. Oh I know, I felt like worried. So
then a lot of making up to do. And of course, you know,
like then when I told I was like, I literally was like on
the brink of tays, like I literally feel so fucking guilty that I wasn't
like more immediately sympathetic. Um. And but then at that point she was
like, no, it's fine, you were fine, Like we were all
really drunk, bla la la lah. So she didn't even make me feel
bad, which of course made me feel even worse. Um. But yeah,
like now she's got six weeks six though off work, which is for
me actually quite reassuring. It. Well, all this is going on,
um, and she had to have an operation on it, and it's currently
in her castle. So like I just have to say, of your mom,
and I'm a little shit. But yeah, and while we've got this
time in technology in our hands, actually we should definitely get your mum onto
the podcast because definitely has some stories to tell. Oh my god, John,
just while we're talking about family injuries, why didn't you fill us in
on a little a little thing that went I can't viral. Yeah, and
David, I'd heard about it social from social media. So a few weeks
ago and me and Show went back to my back to my mom's. This
is stay over for the first it's first and we stayed there. He'd met
them before, and we had like this really cute but quite boring day.
We went just around a few shops, went back to my arms, had
a bottle of wine, all went to bed, and my stepdad had gone
out down the pub for some neighbor's birthday, and my sister had gone somewhere
else anyway, So we went We went to bed about eleven and then like
two half two in the morning, we woken up to my sister slamming the
front door, a dog running into living room, heaving and being sick everywhere,
and my sisters stood there in the doorway like, oh my god,
dad's naked. Dad's naked in the hallway. He's been sick. Everywhere is
covered in sick. I was like, Zobie, please, can you just
like get the dog out, the dog that was naked or my stepdad was
naked in the hallway, pissed out my dog. Yeah, yeah, So
our dog with my mom's. My mom's got four, so one of the
dogs was was like heaving everywhere and being sick. So I'm trying to try
and get the dog out because me and trial as see film, is inflatable
mattress, which was really comforted by the way would recommend in the living room.
So we're trying to get the dog out anyway. The dog throws up,
Mum gets up like Steve, goes to goes to bed. We cut
out the dog sick and we go back to bed Um and then a half
far him, there's this massive like crash and bang and smashing his glass,
and I thought we were being burgled, So I like leapt out of bed,
open open the living room door, and my stepdad is at the bottom
of the stairs. Start bullock naked. He's falling down the stairs. On
the way down. His name is to grab hold of a picture fan.
Mom's got a picture of us as kids going up the stairs. He's grabbed
a picture frame and like sliced his neck open. There was blood everywhere.
Um, I just didn't know what to do because he's obviously like naked.
My brother has appeared in just his pants, so I've like thrown a tee
toe at him and the blanket him to like cover my stepdad's bits and stem
the bleeding. Um. Yeah, and then he actually to hospital and had
thirty stitches. I'll send you the picture. Don't don't think he's gruesome.
And then and then and then finally we're like the avians came, they took
him away, and then we were getting back into bed and we've got this
like really old staffy. He's like sixteen years old. He can't see a
thing. He's he's like on Deak Store. Anyway, he's walks his live
room. It takes his shit right next to my bed. As I was
going what is going on? It was it was wild and I was like
really, I was like super calm and super chill about it. I'm obviously
losing my mind, Like this is mortifying. Hours all in about six hours,
it was a week off work. Um yeah, that really really back
concussion. Yeah. I do think what we're talking about family as well.
It is worth saying that it is important, like do call your grandparents and
make sure that they've checked they their will, that will. I absolutely hate
you, but it is important that people do have their important It's very very
important you make sure you have all that stuff started. Can I also just
say, well, we're talking about had secure the bagsss so heartless? Can
I just say solitary to anyone who has already lost somebody? But I also
wanted to say, um on, like on a more serious note, like
I think that Mother's Day and Father's Day can be just a really like triggering
all sort or touch point of emotion and memory and trauma for lots and lots
of different people, for loads of different reasons. People are arranged, people
who aren't able to be parents and would love to be, people who's you
know, parents have died, and so I just want to say if anyone
has found Mother's Day to be particularly difficult, that you know you loved and
you'll get you'll get get through it. So yeah, it's just just look
after yourself. Basically, do you think people are masturbating more? Oh gosh,
but yes, I mean I don't think I'm a bit like you guy.
I've just been doing the working the work, like more of the working
date Niles here as well, So that's that. Yeah, But yeah,
I mean what about what about you? What about you? Have you been?
No? I mean I am right now. I think, oh my
god, that's furious furious. Wow. No, I no, I don't
think I am actual. If anything, it's less. I think I don't
know why I've lost the urd. Yeah, I've got this. Like my
concern at the moment is before the quarantine started, I was supposed to go
for a drink with this guy and hint. But we've obviously we've obviously kind
have held we've held it back obviously until it's over, but we're sort of
maintaining contact. So by the time we meet, we'll have sort of been
talking for like four months. That sounds like like bing, Like yeah,
like what if he's so boring and like he's not ugly, He's definitely not
ugly, but what if he's dull? I mean you'll find it's four months,
Yeah, pretty quickly, if anything, it will, because sometimes if
you really buncy someone in the sex, it's amazing. It's only like a
couple of weeks. Then you're like, oh my god, we've got four
calls. Yeah, that happens to me all the time. Yeah, I'm
sure they find that about you. I didn't. They didn't pornhorb give Italy
or premium membership. I think they did when they were like when everyone was
ordered to stay indoors I mean solidarity. Yeah, they I just think it's
generally led to an upswinging horniness. I think like a lot of the gaze
on the socials, they're in the house. Y have started replying again Yeah
yeah, yeah, like three months has decided. Yeah they're can message and
then disappear again. So yeah, you know what else people have been doing.
All those respond to this, respond to this with an emoji, and
then literally not everyone. So I'm just saying this so don't feel triggered.
But so many of them are just to see if white twinks. I'm like,
imagine I'm dying. We are Everyone looks not the same. But yeah,
I was like, wow, fucking diverse friendship group you all have.
Um, I just found that funny. But yeah, like people have got
to do what they've got to do, right. People are just finding ways
to entertain themselves. I might get a TikTok, I might sell Yeah,
I'm tempted by TikTok. Actually, what I'll do innovate or if you'll leave
it too late, I'll feel like I'm the I'm the granny and I'm not
keeping up with the keeping up with the kids. I think I'm thinking,
so, you know, the money's there, you know, everyone's indoors now,
and you know, definitely all my friends David whenever they see pictures of
the on the latch people, they all say, which who is that?
And it's always Date. I mean, I'm right here, but okay,
no, t I absolutely agree. I mean I would start with an introductory
offer, a fifty pay per month just to get Yeah, you're gonna have
to read, you're gonna have to watch things inside yourself. I mean,
does anyone actually does anyone pay for them? Oh, We've had this conversation
before. I'm sure does anyone actually pay for it only fans or is anyone
subscribe? Well, I mean I think actually yeah, at this point,
I think it's actually really important to support sex workers. Like if you have
money, like and they have an only fans, you don't have to watch
it. You can just subscribe and help them eat, you know. Yeah,
And I think we do need to definitely think about support its local and
and and and and a lot of small businesses that are really on their knees
and the set work is also on their knees indeed, indeed, But so
we do need to kind of think about that, um, because it's really
troubling times, particularly for a lot ful Oh my god, awful it really.
If you haven't any fans, if you just dropped the link below this
episode and we'll just retweet it, yeah, if you eat. Yeah,
but if you you know, if you run a restaurant, like and people
can buy vouchers now to use when this is over, or if you're a
business, like you know, you're selling things that you want to or like
whatever it might be, if it's like you know, safe and well,
like you know, yeah, if we can draw attention to anything that you're
doing, then please, yeah for sure, let us know. Absolutely.
Should we wrap up for today, then, I don't think we've really got
a schedule for like when we could have recorded these episodes. I guess it's
just when we're bored, right, Yeah. We'll be back when people need
us, when people lead us, because we will never be back. Um,
like, let's let's see how we go, because we've got like literally
like our plates have just kind of become a little bit more yeah, a
little less. Yeah, And I just want our fans to know that we
wouldn't have returned. I didn't get the old team back together. But yeah,
um also yes, um Raheem and Ben aren't here, just to mention
that obviously they wish that they could. They also they also chose not,
but we'll see them on face party later is fat Face Party Flushing Path see
one people? Oh by Yeah, I'm joking not chat latte. That was
another one, wasn't it? Just okay? To wrap up, we offer
one piece of quarantine advice for the for the audience. Yes, okay,
well do you want to go away from me? Thank you? I love
how accessible we are to our audience. Stay away. My one would just
be like to check in on people really and consistently check in, Like I
think it is really important. Loneliness is a real thing, and don't just
check on those of you perceived to be kind of um like, Okay,
There'll be a lot of people who are potentially extroverts or you know, like
in really difficult situations with their jobs, who just really need a friend or
a laugh or a destruction. So I would just say, like, take
the opportunity to reach out. Basically, mine would be I've kind of I've
written myself as schedule for the week, so I'll so I don't just sit
and watch TV basically, so work out or you know, I've got bits
of work I need to do, but also punctuating that with things I enjoy
doing. So yeah, just try and stick to a routine and don't say
in bed all day, I'm have that. I do have one other than
get that will thought? No, yeah, well, I mean yeah,
number one, I would say, um, do call friends and stuff.
But also there are organizations that you can go up go to if you know,
if you feel that you're losing control of an eating disorder, or if
you feel that you've got addiction issues, you know you will already know the
places to go, and there are several. Um and then second, I
suppose I don't know, like maybe I don't know, Maybe get like a
jam jar and every time you masturbate, do it into the jam jar and
then throw it throw it someone you don't know. I have no idea.
Do you know what? I never should through you on the spot. Please
no want to do that. Probably it's only a hate crime if you do
it, Like yeah, no, don't do that. I'm only joking.
I just it was you put me on the spot. They're just one kid
to a jam jar. Wow, I got to be called guy. Could
this was a bad idea? Actually, do you know what? If you
want more stunning advice like that, while it's like to do our your cat
is still going, you can message yours because we will. I kind of
want to see if there's any specific like these are really challenging time, So
if anyone wants any advice, then of course we are experts in all things
life. Um so yeah, just drop us a bell, like more more
jump jars? Oh good lord, wrap it up, wrap it up,
more good advice ruck sake. Oh you know what. Actually, I'm really
annoyed because I I'm I ordered. It's you know, I got. I
bought a batch like online, which is all fine, and it's legitimate,
and I follow all the instructions and if you're going to get prep you should
obviously follow all the instructions. And since it arrived, I have not even
had the opportunity to test to make it work. It arrived and that was
the beginning of a dry spell. I can't I can't find anything anyone.
Well, do you know what, It'll just be there like hopefully it'll keep.
Yeah, I don't know. That's a good piece of advice. I'll
find out for next episode. You by then, so it's not it can
wait, Yeah, I can wait. It can definitely wait. I been
you guys. This has been wild. Of course, follow us on Twitter
at on the Latch. Email us if le's doing emails, email us on
the Latch podcast at gmail dot com. If you need anything, just at
us on Twitter. Someone will respond. It will be Josh. Yeah,
yeah, I'm Gary. Um I love like, oh yeah, okay,
Well I'll see you when I see you. What's What's absolution? Twice