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Hey look man, cool beans,
cool beans, awesome, powesome. Yeah,

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Raffael Copter, Rafel Copper. I
forgot about that? Was that?

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What does that mean? Is that
rolling off the floor laughing? I was

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like, helicopter yeah, literally,
so magically fucking stupid. Yeah. Yeah,

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welcome Jesus Christ. Yeah, welcome
to Welcome to the Internet. Pre

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two thousand and nine. Oh my
fucking god. There I was looking at

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porn on Internet. That's that's only
you have me at that time? Was

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porn? Yeah, load again in
the PSP, real slow, real slow.

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When you got it though, it
was it was when you finally got

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it, it was worth it,
dude. I think about that sometimes.

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I think about like if I if
I went back to my PSP and found

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like what I had on there,
like adult material wise, I bet it

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would be so fucking I bet it
wouldn't even get a It wouldn't even get

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a remote response from me. Now, I'm I am so positive of that

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understandable. I mean, in the
day a sports illustrated magazine, I'd be

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all right, it's a swimsuit edition. It'd be like the Sports Illustrated Yeah,

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that sincerely, that makes that puts
so many years between between you and

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me in a way that doesn't really
make sense if you count the actual year,

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because we're not really that far back. But then at the same time

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we are though, like as far
as Uh, when I grew up a

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dial up, it wasn't worth it. Yet it wasn't worth It wasn't worth

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it, I guess, saying to
pull up a picture when it was on

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the PSP man, I would wait. I would wait for this this picture

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to load and like maybe I would
see, yeah, like a low resolution

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pussy. Hey. That wasn't until
it wasn't until DVD U, m P

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three's and MP four's really started taking
off. Uh. That's when I was

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like, oh shit, because now
I just I'm just loading just hundreds of

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files onto one disc. You know, it'd take a long time to do.

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But then I'm set now because there's
so much I can cycle through.

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I'll PLoP it in. My mom
got me a DVD player for Christmas and

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also gave me a Sam Raimi Spider
Man. So this was like two thousand

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whenever it came out, whenever the
DVD came out, right, and I

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used that DVD for I think for
porn more than I did uh that I

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did movies because I just made all
this cool shit, you know. Yeah,

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yeah, I really hope my mom
never found that ship. One time,

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she she cleaned my room because sometimes
I would let it get too messy

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and then you would get mad and
clean it. And uh, the disc.

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I left the porn disc in the
DVD player. The thing is,

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though, she didn't say anything to
me, and the DVD was on top

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of the DVD player, so she
took it out. And maybe I'm just

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thinking she was too much of a
boomer to understand what she was looking at,

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because it was she knew it.
I think she was like maybe,

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but she's the type of person that
probably would have just taken it. She

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would have liked she would have taken
it, Like say, I bought this.

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I bought this, uh this toy
gun. It was a it was

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a desert eagle and the problem with
it was you put batteries in it and

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it made a desert eagle noise.
And I also sought off the orange tip.

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So this was fucking dope. So
instead of like talking to me about

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it, she just fucking threw it
away. She just threw it away,

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and I'm like, this is my
hard earned money. I spent ten fucking

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dollars on that. I used to
make ten dollars a week on a launce

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when I was a kid. Her
week's paid rent. That is so such

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a bad idea. Of course,
in such a bad idea, dude,

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I was probably like seven ors,
I don't think it's I don't I don't

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think it's a bad idea. The
kids that played with guns, I never

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understood that. I just never wanted
to be around them. And then in

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the one time I thought it was
a fake gun, I literally went into

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my uncle's bedroom. So I went
on, he was going to open this

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close because he had like all the
comics. That was my uncle Joey.

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He was like the cool uncle,
had all the comics. He played like

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bald, he played like dn D's
like that. Went in his room,

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went found his real realass gun,
went outside and showed my grandma, Grandma,

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look, it's heavy than a toy
once and she was just her face

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just sank. She was like,
why is there a gun in the fucking

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house? She like pulled, like
why is there a gun in the fucking

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house? I let you stay here
for a month, so get it back

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on your feet. You gotta fucking
gun. Serious. He's like, get

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out, get out, you're moving
out tonight, and you got it.

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He didn't held it against me.
He was like it was cool, wasn't

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I was like super cool. I
wish I wish I could be. I

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wish I could be. I would
be such a feazy ship time traveler.

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Man. I wish I could go
back to that moment, just to be

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at that party and just to see
little Kingston with a gun, just so

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I could remark to a perfect stranger
at that party and be like, man,

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starting to early and then leave and
then and then just leave and then

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just blank out into a different timeline. That is crazy. That's all you

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want your time travel for. Yeah, just that's crazy. You just like

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homed in on some guys because because
and then showed it to someone. I

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showed it to my grandma. I
didn't have the clip, the clip wasn't

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inside of it. Obviously, way
different you would be gone, Dude's how

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that's how. I think. That's
how most I'm pretty sure because little kids,

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mostly little kids, they literally looked
down the barrel. I've seen it

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happen so many times. It's terrifying. Yeah, because I think it's like

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a straw or sometime they're like where
did this go? Yeah, I guess

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if you don't understand what a gun
like. Even as when I was young,

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I was when I was old enough
to understand what a gun is.

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I know it's it just almost feels
like naturally, don't put yourself in front

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of it. Was like a knife. I've never I've never. Uh,

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there was only one time I accidentally
I almost like stabbed myself right because I

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was opening something with a knife pointing
towards me. And then that was the

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lesson I ever when I was like, I was whatever, doing it the

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wrong way and not out and that
was enough for me to like kind of

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I think I poked my shirt and
then I learned forever. And I feel

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like just seeing what guns can do
on television was already enough for me to

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be like, you, I don't
want this thing pointed in my face.

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Even if it was like I don't
know average what an average gun does on

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television is usually like it's funny when
you think about it, because on TV

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guns do way worse ship than they
do in real life. Outside of like

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shotguns and stand guns, handguns do
way worse. Well, that's what I'm

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saying. Most I'm talking about.
I don't even think it stops at handguns.

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I think it's most guns, with
the exception of maybe shotguns, because

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you're not going to see like,
it's not gears of war, you know

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what I mean. It's not like
a fountain of fucking blood or like explosions

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and you're in your fucking flesh or
anything. Yeah, but it's like it's

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so like to me, it's like
the media that I would consume made them

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seem so insanely dangerous that I was
like, I'm not going anywhere near this

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ship. I want nothing to do
with it. The first time I went

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shooting, the every time everyone like
shooting ever in my life, I was

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like handling a pistol, and I
really realized the weight of a pistol.

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And then I realized how not much
the trigger weighs. People us like three

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pounds or something like. It's not
that's not three pounds. I don't My

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fingers are not that strong. And
I was yours, I mean, your

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fingers was throwing three pounds. It
was like, it cannot three pounds.

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Three three pounds is not that that
sounds about right, Like, have you

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ever done those? What is it
those? Stress? But no, no,

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no, no, not the stressing
the fingers, your fingers that you

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pull it in. Well, yeah, it's like an exercise thing for your

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for your knuckles, or not for
your knuckles, but for your for your

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hands. And you can actually like
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the grip and like, three pounds
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how hard it is to pull trigger. It's not pounds up even at sixteen

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if you're like three pounds at all. Three pounds is not much for sixteen

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either, I got to say,
and I was like, this is fucking

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nothing. And then I went I
was just spraying into the range and I

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was like this is insane. And
then I felt like God, and then

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I was like, oh I don't
want to do this anymore. Yeah,

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I do. Like I like shooting, man, I like it. Right,

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it's supposed to be convenient and easy. Otherwise, like you put the

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safety on so it doesn't do anything, then once it's off, it should

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be very easy to use it.
Otherwise what's the point, right, So

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I mean, like, hey,
stop shooting. And I was like,

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who are you talking to? You
don't know who I am right now,

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and that's scared. I do find
it. I find it kind of nice,

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but also a little bit surprising that
the aren't more, uh, because

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you always hear about people saying they
want to be suicided by cops or they

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want to go out and do something
crazy, and then how all of them

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go to like a fucking school or
something instead of just going to a range

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where you'll get immediately Like it isn't
like this at the point. I mean,

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why don't you just go in front
of a cop? That's the thing

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to me, I don't understand,
Like why not just go in front of

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the police station, a train or
some shit. It's it's like, don't

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hurt anybody, don't get a lot
of easier ways to go out. I

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just feel like if you want people
to get a cop going in front of

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a police station. But also I
feel like a gun range just because those

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are where the those were the gun
die. Just dive, just dive in

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front of the If you move too
fast, you'll probably just be shot by

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everybody. Like if you just move
too like say, if you're at the

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range and you turn around too quick, probably everybody and everyone would just shoot

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you. They want to do it. That's crazy to just grab a gun

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and then just like turn around real
quick and start screaming. They all shot

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you. You start your you're like
passing at Kidney Stone. Oh my god,

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it and probably and they're like,
move too quick. Sorry, I

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didn't mean. I didn't mean to
shoot you ten times. Anyway, let's

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move on to some Let's let's get
some Let's get some questions over here.

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Let's let's get let's let's move on
to the audience questions. There's not much

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going on. I assume I don't
know who the fuck knows. There might

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be something maybe that maybe they'll find
Mama j F and then we'll and then

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it'll all be bunk. But we
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currently fucking rolling around in. I
saw a rangutang at a zoo that probably

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had more fucking I'm sorry, I'm
getting I have to breathe a little bit.

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Sorry, all right, let's move
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angry at the audience. I understand
that it's not fair, but what is

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wrong with you? Do? Let
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It's it's starting to seep into your
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from freaking what you call it from
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racist immediately you put it all right? Right? Right? So now,

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come on over to Patreon. Animals
yogurt you fucking it's not animal moron

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like you fucking damnimal drinking bathroom.
I think animals would have such a paltry,

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depressing green on their fucking can't even
tell that's green. Oh yeah,

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that's right, I forgot your color
blind. Yeah he's invalid. Yeah did

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we ever discuss that before? I
don't think so. Actually, on the

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podcast, we've made fun of we
have all made fun of him in person

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a lot for this. So it's
like, hah, you're fucking stupid and

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you don't know how you can't see
half the fucking beauty of the world.

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But you know whatever, do you
know I made a guy discover that he

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is not color blind, but he
sees colors incorrectly. I made a guy

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color blind, Like that's very cool. Yeah. I was looking for a

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several eleven distribution to the center right, and we was deal with the coffees

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first, and the coffees were labeled
with different colors, and we always started

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with the green ones, the decaf
coffees first, And so I told the

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guy, because I was just a
position above him, hey, grab the

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green ones. And he's like,
what do you mean? And I'm like,

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grab the green coffees like me.
And then he was like, do

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you mean the blue ones? And
I was like, no, there's we

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don't have fucking blue ones. What
are you talking about? Like go?

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And then he was so confused,
and I don't know how he went through

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his entire like he was probably eighteen
nineteen, how he never figured this out,

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Like nobody didn't, No one corrected
him. What did he think?

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The girl? You mean you're telling
me? He went to Spider man and

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saw the green Goblin covered blue,
and it was like, this is fine.

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I'm not gonna ask any questions about
this. Why he crazy trying to

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call them? That's stupid? Was
he not the blue goblets? He just

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silently thought to himself, Man,
I'm so much smarter than he's. Fucking

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Hollywood, there these directors. He
fucking named this guy the green Goblin.

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He's obviously blue. What a fucking
DUTs And it does not make sense at

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all, Like if you think about
it, that scenario that happened, it

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made no sense to me. I
was like, there's no way. I

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asked him, are you fucking with
me? Because I thought he was,

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but he was serious. I don't
know, man, that's crazy. You

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make it in life that way.
You know, what's a You know,

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it's an interesting statistic that I read
recently. Yeah, ninety of all colorblind

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people are psychopaths. That that sounds
plausible. Actually color blinds are like partially

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color blind, partially even I think, yeah, let's say that, yeah,

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yeah, that makes at let's say
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It's real anyway, And before before
we move, I just I just want

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to say something Kingston real quick.
I just saw something for the first time.

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It's just Balder's Gate three related where
they use the Albart as a meteor

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like a meteorite jump in on people. Yeah, I never saw that,

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and now I'm going to boot up
the game again just to do that.

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Did you did you got the Albert
right? Little copy? He grew up

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on your But like the thing is, I never knew you could just weaponize

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the Albar as a fucking media or
like just get high and then have it

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do four figures of damage. Crazy
that I just fully beat the game.

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Finally, I finally, for the
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oh, night before Last, that's
that's how many hours are you put

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in the game? Oh, like
eighty five? I did everything. I

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did everything I could have done that
play through, though, like I couldn't

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do anything else. Right, did
you save theme? Did you save the

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nomes? Did you blow them up? I saved him, I saved them,

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I saved everybody. Yeah, yeah, I saved them. I was

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second play through I complete, and
I mean my my chaotic playthrough, I

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complete, skipp them. I didn't
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just went on. I went the
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of killing as many people as I
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the point where, uh, if
I want to truly do that and kill

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everyone, I think I have to
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be by yourself and really try to
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fucking hard. But please continue,
you, Chris. I just that's good

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killing people video games. It's I
mean, this is kind of speak,

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you know, speaking of that.
I just downloaded Prototype. Let's go,

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because we're just talking about this,
right because it's been it's been a meme.

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I've been joking about it with I've
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Sacred Symbols, and I keep saying, like, you know, the Horizon's

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good, and you know, all
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it's got nothing on Prototype. I
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think Prototype is very fun. Type
is so fun. Different kinds of games.

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Phototype is very different. Also compete
with each other, which I thought

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it was kind of bizarre. It
was weird. It was like in the

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Last of Us it was like this
weird like comparison that was like, I

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don't know why they're comparing I guess
because they're open world, third person superhero

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kind of games, but like they're
so different. But Prototype was like the

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ultimate. I love that game.
I jump out of a window and just

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falling down and blowing up. I
remember a move, I remember moving that

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game where I don't. I can't
remember if I'm making this up or not.

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But like I swear to god,
you can grab a person, run

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and jump and put them under you
like a skateboard and sand them into pace.

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I don't until they're gone, I
don't, I swear to god.

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I feel like this is absolutely fucking
real unless this has like been barren,

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seen bared or like, So let
me ask Kingston might be I'm gonna ask

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Kingston last because I feel like he
might already know this answer because he's intrinsically

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kind of not intrinsically, but he's
just more into this scene than probably either

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of us. But do you remember
the pokemon onyx? Yes? How do

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you spell onyx? Well? I
know how to spell the element onyx the

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right. How do you spell the
pokemon's name Pokemon? Oh my god?

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Yeah, so it's not just on
your base instinct. Well, like from

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what you remember first, go don't
even think about it too much. Just

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just say what you what you feel
like it was spelled like, oh,

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I know this why I just caught
one. You thought it was O N

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y X, Right, it's i
X, dude, it's i X.

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I swear to God. For the
longest time, I really, I just

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caught one. That's why I know. Though. That's the reason why I

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know. I just just just caught
one exactly. That's why I didn't ask

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you first, because I knew.
I figured I figured you would know or

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have at least interacted with Pokemon in
a way that would put you in tune

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with this information. It's weird than
me, but like, but dude,

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I swear to God, I remember
my whole life, like just remembering it

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spelled with y X. I assume
it would be because like, why would

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it not be sipid you But it's
but that's how Pokemon is. It's like

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they take like real like some things
are just real, other things names and

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like letter difference, right. Yeah. It just it just bothers me because

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I was, just like, dude, I could I would have lost if

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I was not like who wants to
be a millionaire? I would have lost

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like a million all my money on
that bed. Yeah, you know what

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I mean, crazy, I would
have been dancing. I would have whipped

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my peep out and spun it around. So I was so convinced that it

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was HYX. I went and looked
for it because I saw somebody being like,

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how do you remember spelling it?
I was like, no, no,

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no, no, no, this
can't be real. I looked it

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up and sure enough, yeah,
it's O n i X ye. Crazy.

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You you've pren't seen that question though
obviously I was like, okay,

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well then it's not y X then, but I was just like yes,

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yeah, yeah, But I was
still like, I definitely thought it was

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before you said that. Yeah,
you'd assume you would assume yeah, like

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yeah, it's it's on. I
mean, like name is not so I

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would to see for some reason,
even though it supposed to be cobra backwards

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and it's like K you know what. I think That's why I thought every

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time I every every I sometimes funk
up when I'm spelling cobra kai. For

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some reason, I want to spell
cobra with the K, and I think

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it is because of that. I
think it's because of our box. I

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was like, I was like,
it's just it's it's it's not really c

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Yeah, so it's not cobra backwards
it's k bra obra or is it like

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yeah, silent k like in English? For whatever reason? Is obra?

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Is that? What is that?
Man? What do we have? I

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don't know. I'm not gonna get
into it. I'm not we don't we're

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not We're Americans. You wouldn't know. That's one of the fucking liney baskets

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over back over that. Yeah,
that is so true, Like knife,

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What the fuck is that? What
is that? What is that? What

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can we say that? Can he? I would rather say that. I

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would way rather say that than just
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there like a big actual people.
We we talked about that. But at

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the same time, like if someone
like realistically speaking Kingston, if I if

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I gave you a shopping list and
I wrote, yo, get me a

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knife and I wrote n I f
E, you would immediately think so little

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of me. It's insane. Oh
yeah, because that's how it is.

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But it's still stupid the way it
is. Yeah, let me get a

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let me get a niffy, all
right, uh so let me see,

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let me see which one do we
want to start out with? Big Uncle

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Fungus wrote in Damn Fungie Fungi,
Fungi, Fungi fungi, Fungky funky Relax,

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he says, He says, hello, the most inclusive podcast parentheses.

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Assuming you don't own a vagina,
Yeah, that's true. I'm trying work,

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work, working on it. Yeah, we like girls here, Yeah,

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but we don't. We don't have
female we don't have female representation on

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this inverting my penis. We get
a female guest, So we get a

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female guest that we haven't Yeah,
yeah, it's true. It's been a

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it's been a minute. Yeah,
we've only had a jew. Yeah.

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I think that's it. But that
barely counts. You know. She's not

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like, she's not like, uh, we gotta get one of those.

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Barely she's like one of the boys. Oh yeah, literally did do the

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damn that was fucking seventies some episodes
ago. Holy shit, it's crazy.

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Uh, we got to get some
more. I know another girl we can

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get on the podcast, another good
one. Yeah, I want what I

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want? A girl. No,
let's get someone who's just like who we

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normally wouldn't talk to right after Jacksonville
Jackie that's actually perfect would actually be a

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perfect guess. Yeah, Anyway,
he wrote it, and he says everyone

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is everyone Yeah just shoot sugar shot, Yeah, he says he so he

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wrote it, and he says everyone
is well aware of the power of gay

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covers. However, do you think
you would ever diversify perhaps cripple covers or

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corp stuff covers of smash Mouth keep
it classy, man. I don't know.

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I don't think uh covers. I'm
secretly gay, Yeah, yeah,

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I am crippled technically, like emotionally, I think, but I don't know

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if I can I don't know if
I can justify make it like I don't

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know what it's not. It's it's
difficult. There's not a community of that

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though. Yeah they're not. There's
no crippled Pride parade, you know exactly,

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although I would love to see it, woulds don't flow as was the

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gay ones do. I don't even
know if crippled bars they're good and gay

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and they go good gay go yes
what people like some people? And I

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don't know if we talked about this
before, but it's been said, like

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you asked, like, well,
why is this so funny because there's some

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people who think it's disrespectful, but
I think it's just simply because some of

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the stuff that we we talk about
in those gay covers or whatever, there

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are communities of this that actually exists. These people like that and like so

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we talk about weho for example,
West Hollywood, there are communities, and

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there are parties within those communities where
they get down like those songs, And

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it's so wild to think about when
you think about like how supremely gay some

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people are, like how they really
cream Like well, the thing about it

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too is it's just like it's funny
because there's because dude, let's be real,

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like there's a lot of music that
is just like it's it is just

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as fucking like it is. It
is just it is just as unabashedly Like

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I was gonna say, I was
gonna say music, dude, I was

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gonna say opposite. I was gonna
say, like, dude, there's so

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much music that's just like just heterosexual
like that, you know what I mean,

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Like man, bounce on my pussy
like you know what I mean,

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Like, yeah, fucking bounce on
my pussy. Like it's just all this

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all this stuff, and I listened
to it sometimes I'm like, damn,

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that's crazy. This is a song. And so we were just like,

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man, it would be funny if
just just the fun with me, just

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the reversal of it, you know
what I mean, It's it's funny to

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me. Yeah, absolutely, it's
it's like I don't know, man,

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like the flamboyance in the gay community
and all that stuff, all that wow

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stuff and the like you see we
see it demonstrated Pride a lot. It's

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so fun and essentially it just to
me, it's like an Masha that ship.

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Like, if we're being real,
it's just like it's like akin to

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that. It's like picture those people
that are living their best lives and then

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you know, and then it's a
song. Now now Metallica is you know,

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embracing it. It's picture of Metallica
at Pride month. That's basically what

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we're doing, you know, right
exactly. Even just thinking about like I'm

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actually like racking my brain trying to
find crippled bars and I can't really I

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can't think of it. It's hard, man. I mean, like Donovan

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would have done it. Donovan would
have been yeah, yeah, are we

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sure he's you know, can you
imagine that would be that would be so

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like, it would be so hymn. But at the same time, it's

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like, what the fuck, dude, Like I just feel like, I

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don't know, man, I feel
like, no, no, no.

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I mean, realistically speaking, I'll
put it this way. The distance between

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like Michael Jordan and a dead person
is very vast, you know what I

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mean. But like Donovan was pretty
close like most of the time. So

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I wonder if there's so I just
know, I'm just saying, like,

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I wonder if there's like a way
to just maybe like coax him back a

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little, because it's not that far
you know, like it's not it's not

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that farrible. Just just come on, all right, you did it,

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you died or let's come on.
Do you think like a couple of just

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maybe these just like I think if
you just hooked up a stud finder to

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him, if you just if you
just put a stutfinder on him and just

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poured water onto I think it'd be
enough. Jolts something with a little knife.

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He's like, oh yeah, exactly, bring him back. Stop stabbing

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me boy, all right, Donovan, step in my chest with these weird

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rocks just okay. Indie Butterknife on
YouTube wrote, in last question dram for

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me in a bit or drop,
I think he meant to say or drum

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What the fuck is a dram?
D R O M whatever. I don't

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know. I'm trying. I'm starting
to like. The issue with typos now

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is like I'm not sure if it's
slang or not. Yeah, because is

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not that close to P. So
yeah, it's not close enough to P

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to be a mistake. Anyway,
I was looking down at my keyboard to

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make sure last last question dropped from
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dry and not in the fun way. No, no problem, bro come

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back when you're ready or actually no, wait, no that we have a

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new policy where if you leave,
we take away. We take the podcast

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away from you on free feeds.
So sorry, you can either get your

406
00:27:44.680 --> 00:27:47.519
legs broke or the podcast take home. Yeah, either either you pay for

407
00:27:47.559 --> 00:27:51.160
your insurance or you pay for the
show. You can't have both. Sorry,

408
00:27:51.400 --> 00:27:53.039
your choice, mickey. Yeah,
I'm not even gonna read your question.

409
00:27:53.119 --> 00:28:00.079
Let's move on. He says,
what's one societal trap you'd want to

410
00:28:00.079 --> 00:28:03.960
get rid of? Minus cars?
Expand public transportation and make cities walk away.

411
00:28:03.960 --> 00:28:11.039
I really I can't stand how necessary
cars are in so many parts of

412
00:28:11.079 --> 00:28:14.000
the world that it really infuriates me. I don't mind having a car.

413
00:28:14.079 --> 00:28:15.000
I like having a car, like
having the freedom to drive, like a

414
00:28:15.039 --> 00:28:19.200
really long distance that's cool, but
like needing it to get like groceries and

415
00:28:19.279 --> 00:28:23.440
ship or like just to go get
food or do like any just normal fucking

416
00:28:23.599 --> 00:28:26.640
Oh, I gotta drive to the
bank. That shit sucks. Sucks penis

417
00:28:27.039 --> 00:28:38.079
For me, it's uh, condoms
kind of don't need them. They're dude,

418
00:28:38.079 --> 00:28:41.599
it's a big load of hollabaaloo.
Just drink a bunch of mountain dew.

419
00:28:41.720 --> 00:28:47.400
You'll be fine. Put yourself in
a boss with thirty minutes straight if

420
00:28:47.440 --> 00:28:49.160
they if that kid makes it,
it special, and it will also be

421
00:28:49.279 --> 00:28:53.519
different for surely you deserve. You
deserve to make it at that point,

422
00:28:53.640 --> 00:28:57.160
you know what I mean, Like
he's fought for that. That was the

423
00:28:57.279 --> 00:29:07.920
one, the once persa and all
semen, Oh my god, the one

424
00:29:08.000 --> 00:29:11.039
that got away. Yeah, Derek, Yeah, you have any anything you

425
00:29:11.039 --> 00:29:18.519
do want to I don't think there's
anything more his his answer, I don't

426
00:29:18.519 --> 00:29:21.799
think there's anything more important than that. It's a pretty pre answer, like

427
00:29:21.880 --> 00:29:26.799
it's a good it's it's what can
I say, no, not you,

428
00:29:26.079 --> 00:29:30.759
what I feel? What to say? What can they say? They're made,

429
00:29:30.759 --> 00:29:33.559
We'll get out of them one day. I swear condoms aren't that.

430
00:29:34.799 --> 00:29:41.559
I mean, I don't like if
you I condoms were like really, I

431
00:29:41.599 --> 00:29:44.440
don't know. I feel like outside
of a relationship, condoms are very fucking

432
00:29:44.519 --> 00:29:48.559
important, right. The only protection
I use is these two fists right here,

433
00:29:48.720 --> 00:29:52.680
thunder and light thunder lighting or you
can you can get fucking you can

434
00:29:52.720 --> 00:29:59.400
get on a t r T and
then your sperm production. And by the

435
00:29:59.400 --> 00:30:03.519
way that the thunder lightning, Like
to me, yeah, this is thunder,

436
00:30:04.319 --> 00:30:08.880
this is thunder, and this is
Matthew. We're gonna beat you.

437
00:30:10.559 --> 00:30:15.680
And I remember that was so weird. Did people ever actually do that?

438
00:30:15.200 --> 00:30:18.920
I want to know from, like
I want to know from like I guess

439
00:30:18.160 --> 00:30:22.559
probably like elder millennials, younger gen
X. That sounds like something like that

440
00:30:22.680 --> 00:30:26.119
they would have probably experienced. Like
if you ever got threatened by somebody who

441
00:30:26.319 --> 00:30:29.799
named their fists, I want to
hear from you so that we can kick

442
00:30:29.880 --> 00:30:33.519
you off the fucking Patreon because we
don't need you people. I really feel

443
00:30:33.519 --> 00:30:38.400
like, that's okay, boomer Ship, you think so, yeah, like

444
00:30:38.519 --> 00:30:42.799
they were, because it sounds so
quirky. Ship was corny back in the

445
00:30:42.920 --> 00:30:47.279
day. Yeah, he'd be like, man, I got I got to

446
00:30:47.279 --> 00:30:57.440
meet over by the soda fountain and
and that's it. I stand by the

447
00:30:57.519 --> 00:31:07.720
soda fountain, hit the jukebox of
my elbow and fucking up breaks. I

448
00:31:07.839 --> 00:31:11.640
want to see like a realistic he
was on Happy Days right that. I

449
00:31:11.720 --> 00:31:15.440
want to see like a realistic interpretation
of that sitcom where that guy just went

450
00:31:15.559 --> 00:31:21.799
in hit the jukebox, broke it, was then sued for the damages and

451
00:31:21.960 --> 00:31:26.440
now lives in a destitute fucking so. For some reason, I can remember

452
00:31:26.480 --> 00:31:29.200
that being real. But I don't
know if it is that it's our imagination,

453
00:31:29.519 --> 00:31:32.720
but I remember like a Fonzi that's
like an old reversion of himself walking

454
00:31:32.799 --> 00:31:34.920
in and like hitting a jukebox and
fuck it up with some girl being like,

455
00:31:34.920 --> 00:31:37.519
get the funk out of here.
Man, you're just like a fucking

456
00:31:37.559 --> 00:31:41.359
psycho. I don't know if I'm
driving happy Day, So I'm gonna go

457
00:31:41.359 --> 00:31:44.559
ahead and take a while and assume
that that's probably not. That's probably sounds

458
00:31:44.559 --> 00:31:45.599
like a family got cut away or
something it might have been. Do you

459
00:31:45.640 --> 00:31:51.359
guys remember when they when? When
when family not in a family? Guy?

460
00:31:51.359 --> 00:31:53.839
When? When when Fonsie? Guy? When? No? When when

461
00:31:53.839 --> 00:31:59.720
Happy Days got like really weird because
everybody uses the term jumping the shark jumping

462
00:31:59.759 --> 00:32:01.079
the show. Yeah, like do
you do you know what actually happened?

463
00:32:01.200 --> 00:32:05.599
So he yeah, didn't, didn't
PANSI literally jump a shot, so he

464
00:32:05.680 --> 00:32:09.599
put he put wheels on a shark. He he made a motorcycle out of

465
00:32:09.640 --> 00:32:16.000
a shark. I couldn't came it
together. I couldn't keep it together.

466
00:32:17.240 --> 00:32:21.680
Literally that one episode is a normal
episode of Happy Days, and then the

467
00:32:21.759 --> 00:32:27.680
next episode, Phonsie is drilling wheels
into a shark. Where did that shot

468
00:32:27.799 --> 00:32:32.759
take place? Even? I think
it's the fifties, So in Milwaukee.

469
00:32:34.880 --> 00:32:40.759
He got a shark to Milwaukee in
the fifties, Dude, I think they

470
00:32:42.640 --> 00:32:46.400
they actually were on vacation. I
think Ritchie went to he ran away to

471
00:32:46.559 --> 00:32:51.599
California or something. Yeah, and
PHANSI went to It was either one one

472
00:32:51.720 --> 00:32:53.799
or the other. Somebody ran away
to California and then the people went to

473
00:32:53.839 --> 00:32:58.039
go get him or something, if
I remember correctly, because I did used

474
00:32:58.039 --> 00:33:00.680
to watch that show. But it's
all running together. That's why I think.

475
00:33:00.039 --> 00:33:02.519
I literally think there were some wheels
on some shark. Either that or

476
00:33:04.480 --> 00:33:07.319
they baited a shark out of the
water and they literally jumped it, and

477
00:33:07.440 --> 00:33:15.880
they as they them out, they
learned about the comic shark the shark.

478
00:33:17.240 --> 00:33:21.519
What the fuck is that is that? The yo? Look over there,

479
00:33:21.640 --> 00:33:30.039
it's the cast of Grease beating up
a great white on land, just stomping

480
00:33:30.119 --> 00:33:32.440
it out. It's so big,
it's so big, but it's still just

481
00:33:32.559 --> 00:33:38.119
getting worked. He's a great white, fairly large. I couldn't say how

482
00:33:38.200 --> 00:33:40.960
big they are, but they're obviously, like, you know, they're great

483
00:33:43.640 --> 00:33:52.799
next whatever thereat. Yeah, they're
great. That's that's the that's the size

484
00:33:52.839 --> 00:33:55.000
that they are. Yeah, I
don't know. I feel like it's like

485
00:33:55.079 --> 00:34:00.440
a it's like, how long is
a moment? You know? M that's

486
00:34:00.440 --> 00:34:05.000
a good question. Actually, one
thing is okay, how much is a

487
00:34:05.079 --> 00:34:08.639
few? A few moments? A
few? A few? I would I

488
00:34:08.800 --> 00:34:13.880
always attribute a few to three,
thank you, thank you, all right?

489
00:34:14.000 --> 00:34:17.760
Just I just wanted that to be
established three at least. It doesn't

490
00:34:17.800 --> 00:34:22.719
go beyond five though, Oh my
god. That's that I would agree is

491
00:34:22.800 --> 00:34:25.880
literally that is the definition you see. That is because that is the reasonable

492
00:34:25.880 --> 00:34:30.280
definition. Anybody has a different definition. It's crazy to me the people like

493
00:34:30.320 --> 00:34:34.039
I remember, like I remember having
that exact argument with somebody where like somebody

494
00:34:34.159 --> 00:34:37.719
was like arguments like a few is
like you know, uh, over ten

495
00:34:37.840 --> 00:34:39.360
but not fifty. And I'm like, what are you fucking talking in what

496
00:34:39.519 --> 00:34:43.719
context? What are you talking about? Like what is this? Like what

497
00:34:44.280 --> 00:34:49.199
what could you possibly need fifty of
any like outside of like rice, right,

498
00:34:49.639 --> 00:34:52.559
you know, like I can't like
like, oh I need fifty rices?

499
00:34:52.280 --> 00:35:00.840
Like oh fuck, I don't know. So imagine you've hardly eaten your

500
00:35:00.880 --> 00:35:07.800
rices? What's wrong your rices?
My god, I'm autistically counting the grains?

501
00:35:07.320 --> 00:35:13.400
Crazy? Is what is one rice? A rouse or a rye?

502
00:35:15.320 --> 00:35:20.400
Is it a rye? Like and
dye? I was thinking mice? Oh

503
00:35:22.960 --> 00:35:30.400
I didn't get that right away.
Yeah, let's let's say it's a rouse

504
00:35:30.920 --> 00:35:46.719
because I don't like that. I'm
hungry, but only for for three rouses.

505
00:35:47.239 --> 00:35:59.199
A few rouses a three rice.
That's so stupid pants that should made

506
00:35:59.199 --> 00:36:02.639
me almost man, I'm about to
I'm about to ship. I'm about to

507
00:36:02.679 --> 00:36:06.400
take my pants and ship. If
we keep, if we if we keep,

508
00:36:06.400 --> 00:36:12.000
if we keep imagining this crying,
shaking, screaming, pissing and shitting.

509
00:36:13.159 --> 00:36:17.599
I hate that. Guy. Let's
see what is this? What is

510
00:36:17.679 --> 00:36:22.119
this? What is this? What
is this? Wound? Road? In?

511
00:36:22.320 --> 00:36:25.039
He says, what's up? A
regular team of TISM's theism team?

512
00:36:25.960 --> 00:36:31.000
Nice? What's a hot take that
you will never back down from, no

513
00:36:31.119 --> 00:36:36.079
matter how much shit you get for
it? For example, I absolutely love

514
00:36:36.159 --> 00:36:38.280
Star Wars The Phantom Menace. It's
my favorite film in the series. And

515
00:36:38.400 --> 00:36:42.840
I don't get the hate for jar
Jar binks. That's wild. That's a

516
00:36:42.920 --> 00:36:45.480
wild He doesn't get it? Is
the thing that that that's crazy, that's

517
00:36:45.519 --> 00:36:50.559
impossible. That's like you can't not
get it. I get it, you

518
00:36:50.639 --> 00:36:52.440
know. I don't care at all, but I get it. Yeah,

519
00:36:53.760 --> 00:36:59.079
oh this, I'm sorry. I
I shouldn't have looked at my Twitter.

520
00:37:00.840 --> 00:37:06.039
Whateverened was that I'm curious at nothing. Really. I remember on the last

521
00:37:06.079 --> 00:37:09.079
episode I talked about like this boomer
that's just following porn stars and all this

522
00:37:09.159 --> 00:37:14.400
ship, and I followed him so
I can keep tabs on him, but

523
00:37:14.519 --> 00:37:25.880
he followed me back. So I'm
so curious. One, I gotta ask

524
00:37:27.280 --> 00:37:35.360
you, like, bro, I
love it, boy, there's there's ass

525
00:37:35.400 --> 00:37:38.880
Man, there's there's bootmen, where
Christian a little bit for men. Yeah,

526
00:37:38.880 --> 00:37:44.159
you kind of sound like Robot say
again, that's too late. It'll

527
00:37:44.199 --> 00:37:47.920
be you sound good now, Oh
yeah, it'll be for It'll be for

528
00:37:49.000 --> 00:37:52.480
the it'll be for the audience.
Damn. But it wasn't. It wasn't

529
00:37:52.480 --> 00:37:57.079
anything. But like I remember specifically
being like, dude, people are just

530
00:37:57.199 --> 00:38:00.239
out of pocket on Twitter with that
ship because like I was, I can't

531
00:38:00.239 --> 00:38:02.360
remember what the hell was going to. I had an interaction with Kiwi or

532
00:38:02.400 --> 00:38:06.039
something. I don't remember what it
was. It was like she posted something

533
00:38:06.079 --> 00:38:08.159
and then she was or like I
posted something, she responded, and then

534
00:38:08.159 --> 00:38:14.719
I responded, and then somebody under
her response was like I wonder what your

535
00:38:14.840 --> 00:38:21.079
undercarriage tastes like, which is such
a fucking crazy That is the craziest.

536
00:38:21.679 --> 00:38:25.960
Like, and I'm tagged in this
conversation like it's a response to a conversation

537
00:38:27.039 --> 00:38:32.679
that we're having. I'm like,
I just responded, Jesus Christ said,

538
00:38:35.519 --> 00:38:40.679
dude with a Jack the Ripper fucking
codon in a top hat, undercuttage.

539
00:38:44.800 --> 00:38:52.199
His name is, his description is
just want to fuck. But so you

540
00:38:52.280 --> 00:38:59.320
found this dude, I was an
undercarriage. Sorry it was under basically say

541
00:38:59.800 --> 00:39:04.239
I'll I'll copy the link, I'll
post in the chat here he said.

542
00:39:05.840 --> 00:39:10.480
He said, I'm curious about your
nether region like candy and perfectly beautiful.

543
00:39:12.000 --> 00:39:16.800
Oh my, what is like this? Oh my? How? Oh so

544
00:39:16.960 --> 00:39:22.920
this is? This is this,
This is a real person, this is

545
00:39:22.400 --> 00:39:30.079
you picks on his page and and
you know how it shows you if you're

546
00:39:30.119 --> 00:39:34.199
on your desktop, it shows you
their their media, their pictures, Like

547
00:39:34.280 --> 00:39:40.079
in the corner he's just posting pictures
of his dick and stuff. But this

548
00:39:40.159 --> 00:39:43.039
is exactly what I'm talking about.
These are the type of people that I

549
00:39:43.159 --> 00:39:46.000
was like, I was looking at
these people and just laughing at these boomers

550
00:39:46.039 --> 00:39:52.880
and like you literally this is a
perfect example of these boomers. We spoke

551
00:39:52.920 --> 00:39:55.119
about getting a girl. We gotta
get on. We should get would I

552
00:39:55.119 --> 00:40:02.199
bet you, I bet you would
have something to can undercarriage Although both of

553
00:40:02.239 --> 00:40:05.679
those are pretty I think undercarriage is
funny. I think I made it funnyer

554
00:40:05.679 --> 00:40:09.960
in But but just like nether Region, can't I can't do this anymore,

555
00:40:10.039 --> 00:40:15.920
maniate, I quit, I quit
right now. Can't I can't do this?

556
00:40:15.639 --> 00:40:21.719
How how dare you how dare you
ask me that somewhere that public for

557
00:40:21.880 --> 00:40:23.000
to be like it actually tastes exactly
like this here, I'll send you a

558
00:40:23.119 --> 00:40:31.440
simple wait, hey, Chris,
Yeah, did you see his other response?

559
00:40:31.519 --> 00:40:36.599
Do you no? Because like you
said Jesus Christ and then he responds

560
00:40:36.639 --> 00:40:40.920
with he doesn't no. I don't
know, man, it's not meaning I

561
00:40:40.960 --> 00:40:45.239
don't know what that means. Well, meaning that like all, I feel

562
00:40:45.280 --> 00:40:47.960
like we cracked the code because the
other guy that I was referring to,

563
00:40:50.000 --> 00:40:52.440
he is a God fearing man because
he wears the Jesus peace and everything.

564
00:40:53.079 --> 00:41:00.559
But I feel like they think this
activity is hidden from God because this guy

565
00:41:00.679 --> 00:41:02.440
is all open and doing his crazy
ship. Now you have this Josh guy

566
00:41:04.280 --> 00:41:07.920
and you said Jesus Christ and he's
saying he doesn't know like he did somehow

567
00:41:07.119 --> 00:41:13.000
you can't see all this ship so
you just have coverage right here, you

568
00:41:13.079 --> 00:41:16.880
can't I can't see anything. He's
like, yeah, this guy is literally

569
00:41:17.000 --> 00:41:22.159
textbook like he retweets retweet if you
would like to squeeze my tits like like

570
00:41:22.239 --> 00:41:25.719
you know what I mean? Like
with all this ship, I hate,

571
00:41:25.840 --> 00:41:30.400
I really hate seeing that ship because
like yes, obviously of course, but

572
00:41:30.599 --> 00:41:36.719
so like, leave me alone,
go away. I'm gonna I've been holding

573
00:41:36.800 --> 00:41:39.480
pissed the whole time, and I've
been gittering like a head question. Just

574
00:41:39.639 --> 00:41:45.320
see your pants? Yeah boy,
you're right. What if he sat there

575
00:41:45.400 --> 00:41:47.440
and close his eyes real real,
real tight, and then the room behind

576
00:41:47.519 --> 00:41:53.639
him started filling around, And before
you piss before you pissed. I just

577
00:41:53.719 --> 00:41:57.519
want to leave you with this a
tweet from this same gentleman. He says,

578
00:41:58.159 --> 00:42:00.760
I'm leaving Twitter. This is it
May third, I'm leaving Twitter.

579
00:42:01.199 --> 00:42:07.199
I never see anything from Kiwi anymore? Why bother if I can't see anything

580
00:42:07.280 --> 00:42:13.800
from my heart? Man? All
right, I got marinate on that man

581
00:42:14.000 --> 00:42:16.440
on how he's heartbroken. But now
he now hes is gonna have a hard

582
00:42:16.440 --> 00:42:24.159
time peem because hes gonna be all
stiff. I'm so because this is literally

583
00:42:24.800 --> 00:42:32.039
literally I told Jojo yesterday that I
told Jojo yesterday that, oh I should

584
00:42:32.159 --> 00:42:37.639
like bookmark these people and then talk
about it on the podcast. Well,

585
00:42:37.760 --> 00:42:40.920
like it's I don't need to do
anything. It's already it's it's it's yeah,

586
00:42:42.079 --> 00:42:46.119
it's just it just naturally occurs.
I don't want to here. We

587
00:42:46.159 --> 00:43:06.039
already told you begone. That's fucking
just Lily walks in. It's all over

588
00:43:06.119 --> 00:43:14.719
the wall. Oh my god.
The question the question was, oh yeah.

589
00:43:15.519 --> 00:43:19.960
The question was about like a hot
take that we that we will we

590
00:43:20.039 --> 00:43:22.079
will never back down from, no
matter how much should we get for it

591
00:43:22.199 --> 00:43:25.199
all. No, I feel like
I don't know if I have anything like

592
00:43:25.280 --> 00:43:29.679
that, Like, I don't know
if I have a hot take that I

593
00:43:29.760 --> 00:43:34.920
refuse to back down from. Hmm, that I consider a hot take anyway,

594
00:43:35.800 --> 00:43:38.079
Yeah, it's hmmm. I feel
like somebody else has to tell you

595
00:43:38.159 --> 00:43:43.119
that. Yeah, like somebody,
yeah, exactly that I don't know.

596
00:43:43.639 --> 00:43:45.800
Well, I guess you know what
I would say this. I would say,

597
00:43:47.239 --> 00:43:52.639
I think and I would argue with
anybody that given let's just say,

598
00:43:52.760 --> 00:43:59.800
given the legendary edition of Mass Effect, I would say that Mass Effect three

599
00:44:00.119 --> 00:44:02.079
is a better game than Mass Effect
two. And I think a lot of

600
00:44:02.119 --> 00:44:06.639
people would challenge me on that.
I think that's fine, But I don't

601
00:44:06.639 --> 00:44:09.280
think I would ever because Mass Effect
two was always my favorite. But then

602
00:44:09.800 --> 00:44:15.519
I realized over I play, I
played mass e Fact three way more and

603
00:44:16.280 --> 00:44:22.360
discounting the multiplayer obviously, but like
I played it, I enjoyed the story

604
00:44:22.440 --> 00:44:28.440
much more like with everything involved in
it it's it's just a much more satisfactory

605
00:44:28.559 --> 00:44:34.159
game. It's way bigger. Obviously, it's more beautiful. The combat is

606
00:44:34.519 --> 00:44:37.840
fucking just much. It's it's the
best combat out of all of the games.

607
00:44:38.400 --> 00:44:40.880
Even though yeah, I think so, I love too. But the

608
00:44:40.960 --> 00:44:45.840
thing is, when I think about
two the game, the stories kind of

609
00:44:45.920 --> 00:44:50.360
sucks when you think about it.
The why the game is so awesome is

610
00:44:50.559 --> 00:44:53.079
just your crew. There's including the
DLC, there's like eleven or twelve people

611
00:44:54.000 --> 00:44:58.039
that you get to interact with and
do their loyalty missions, and that's what

612
00:44:58.199 --> 00:45:00.920
the game's really about. Yeah,
and that's what makes the game so fucking

613
00:45:01.039 --> 00:45:05.960
fun. But other than the suicide
mission is cool, right, that's that's

614
00:45:06.039 --> 00:45:07.760
really cool. But I'm just saying, like, as a plot, like,

615
00:45:07.840 --> 00:45:13.920
oh, here's these fucking trash,
fucking collector alien dudes. They fuck

616
00:45:14.000 --> 00:45:16.159
you up, you need to hunt
them down. Super bored, Like it

617
00:45:16.280 --> 00:45:21.920
was super basic, nothing really moves, Like the first game has a good

618
00:45:21.960 --> 00:45:28.239
story, second game nothing really happens, but it's just the journey of assembling

619
00:45:28.280 --> 00:45:30.400
your crew is awesome. And the
third game is just kind of everything being

620
00:45:30.480 --> 00:45:35.000
fleshed out and with all the DLCs
being added, like oh, I know

621
00:45:35.159 --> 00:45:39.599
what, I know who the main
antagonists are, their origins, fucking blah

622
00:45:39.639 --> 00:45:43.360
blah blah blah blah. I just
think overall, like I still say,

623
00:45:43.440 --> 00:45:45.480
with all with that all that shit
being said, I still feel like a

624
00:45:45.480 --> 00:45:49.239
lot of people would still maybe say
I'm crazy, and I'm glad it's fine,

625
00:45:49.280 --> 00:45:52.039
But that's one thing I just I
just think that it's I think that's

626
00:45:52.239 --> 00:45:58.320
you know, I wouldn't mind Kingson
ran into this room giggling a fucking maniac.

627
00:45:58.719 --> 00:46:01.480
So while I was thinking about the
bloody piss, I remember the memory

628
00:46:01.519 --> 00:46:07.360
of when I was in high school, some kid peeing in the urine,

629
00:46:07.480 --> 00:46:12.159
another kid coming up behind him and
stomping, kicking him in the back,

630
00:46:12.880 --> 00:46:17.400
so he fell in front ways and
he got all over his underwear and his

631
00:46:19.039 --> 00:46:23.239
in his dirt. And I wasn't
in the bathroom giggling about that because of

632
00:46:23.320 --> 00:46:30.119
how the moment that was so fucking
evil. Man, I was like with

633
00:46:30.280 --> 00:46:42.280
a big ass him to like he
was so spraying, I bet I mean

634
00:46:42.400 --> 00:46:45.000
might as well, just like I
feel like it would be funny. It's

635
00:46:45.079 --> 00:46:52.320
just just just pissing off to that
moment that that would be took my space

636
00:46:52.360 --> 00:46:55.840
at the journal man I had had
to be on just start pissing. I

637
00:46:55.880 --> 00:47:00.519
think there's other urals, yeah,
but I like this one. I want

638
00:47:00.559 --> 00:47:01.719
to see one time where people do
actually think when they cut her up in

639
00:47:01.719 --> 00:47:05.320
one year, when everybody's patting it
in one year. I want to see

640
00:47:05.360 --> 00:47:08.119
that one time to be like,
oh, okay, that's really strange,

641
00:47:09.480 --> 00:47:16.920
that's really weird. Yeah, you
guys everyone's holding another dick. Was exactly

642
00:47:17.039 --> 00:47:20.599
that. That's why I probably have
to walk out before it got, you

643
00:47:20.679 --> 00:47:24.360
know, escalated further. I'm like, all right, all right, getting

644
00:47:24.400 --> 00:47:28.920
strange? Whoa you guys are?
You guys are like resting each other's heads

645
00:47:28.920 --> 00:47:31.000
on their shoulders and stuff. They
closed the door and they're like, where

646
00:47:31.000 --> 00:47:36.559
are you going? You? Where
do you think? It's crazy? Every

647
00:47:36.719 --> 00:47:43.280
every every school bathroom has that really
fucking tiny ass one window up the wall.

648
00:47:45.480 --> 00:47:49.400
How the fuck do I get through
that? Even old? And I

649
00:47:49.519 --> 00:47:52.039
was like, yeah, I can't, Chris, you can't get through those?

650
00:47:52.559 --> 00:47:53.840
Yeah I can. I definitely couldn't. There was no point in my

651
00:47:54.199 --> 00:47:57.599
there's no point in my sentient life
where I could have gotten through those.

652
00:47:58.199 --> 00:48:00.000
So you're just like, how am
I going to get up there? And

653
00:48:00.119 --> 00:48:07.039
then through that, and it's like
be four, be a four year old,

654
00:48:07.559 --> 00:48:09.039
be a petite four year old.
You can get out of the petit,

655
00:48:09.440 --> 00:48:15.039
petite, emaciated gollum like four year
old, you could Maybee. Maybe

656
00:48:15.039 --> 00:48:17.840
you would stand a chance. I'll
tell your name. What's his name?

657
00:48:19.519 --> 00:48:24.159
Jelum gotta be born. Like,
I'm so upset I lost that drawing,

658
00:48:24.280 --> 00:48:29.880
man, Like, I don't know
where that drawing is. It'll turn up,

659
00:48:29.920 --> 00:48:31.239
man, it'll turn up. I
think I probably get I probably drew

660
00:48:31.239 --> 00:48:34.920
it in somebody else's sketchbook, and
I'll probably like, if I ask around,

661
00:48:34.920 --> 00:48:37.280
I'll probably find Yeah, I gotta
do the round. There's somebody I

662
00:48:37.400 --> 00:48:40.199
draw on somebody people because somebody.
So many of our friends are artists,

663
00:48:40.320 --> 00:48:44.280
so they just like come around.
They will, they'll draw, and we'll

664
00:48:44.360 --> 00:48:47.519
draw like bullshit in other people's sketchbooks
and it's fun but like and then I'll

665
00:48:47.519 --> 00:48:50.880
think about like, but then I'll
draw really good ship and then I'll never

666
00:48:50.920 --> 00:48:52.559
see it again. You don't know
what I want to sketchbook like, uh,

667
00:48:54.559 --> 00:48:57.719
it would be kind of ripping it
from that super Bad movie. But

668
00:48:58.000 --> 00:49:01.880
just it's just nothing but just beautifully
John Dix, you know like it like

669
00:49:02.039 --> 00:49:06.119
just perfect. Yeah, Like so
you have everybody, you just make sure

670
00:49:06.159 --> 00:49:08.440
every It's almost like at your book
signature in that way where you just have

671
00:49:08.599 --> 00:49:14.400
everybody draw penises in that one specific
sketch book. I thought it'd be pretty

672
00:49:14.400 --> 00:49:19.119
cool. Dingh. Then of course
you you pass away and people find it,

673
00:49:19.400 --> 00:49:21.480
and you know they're digging through your
close and they find it, they

674
00:49:21.480 --> 00:49:24.440
think you're incredibly gay, like your
wife or something. She never knew about

675
00:49:24.480 --> 00:49:27.199
it, and she digs it up
and she's like, oh, there's like

676
00:49:28.119 --> 00:49:31.760
a lot of beautifully drawn penises in
this in this notebook. I like the

677
00:49:31.880 --> 00:49:38.920
idea of you having a book full
of various kinds of breast. Yeah,

678
00:49:39.199 --> 00:49:44.960
that's perfect. I would buy that. Yeah, I feel like that's probably

679
00:49:45.039 --> 00:49:49.960
pretty common. It's like my buddy
Wesley, he was a pretty good artist.

680
00:49:50.599 --> 00:49:54.000
He was drawn pretty good or pretty
well in sixth grade, and she

681
00:49:54.079 --> 00:50:00.440
would draw like naked, who are
they called the officer? Jenny or Joy?

682
00:50:00.280 --> 00:50:04.119
Am I I have? Do you
have that right? Yeah? Whatever?

683
00:50:04.360 --> 00:50:07.199
Like I think that's I think you're
right, yeah, Joy, Okay,

684
00:50:07.239 --> 00:50:10.280
okay. So he would draw them
draw what's your name? From Team

685
00:50:10.400 --> 00:50:15.760
Rocket? Like you just draw them
all, like all naked. I don't

686
00:50:15.760 --> 00:50:19.519
know my brain right now, but
yeah, just he and he was good

687
00:50:19.559 --> 00:50:22.679
at it. He was good and
to the point where it it as as

688
00:50:22.760 --> 00:50:27.320
a sixth grader, it did something
for you, and you're very appreciative of

689
00:50:27.400 --> 00:50:30.559
that. Ship man. You're like, hell, yeah, he did not

690
00:50:30.719 --> 00:50:34.039
draw any food. I don't think
that's kind of crazy if you think about

691
00:50:34.039 --> 00:50:37.800
it, because that means like like
before the internet, really like it's like

692
00:50:39.039 --> 00:50:44.519
schools would have communities where like there
would just be one artist because I remember

693
00:50:44.599 --> 00:50:49.960
that over one overworking, you know, for real, like I remember that.

694
00:50:50.079 --> 00:50:52.360
I was like it was me because
I remember like back when I was

695
00:50:52.480 --> 00:50:54.199
I used to It kind of frustrates
me that I stopped drawing because I used

696
00:50:54.239 --> 00:50:57.599
to be like genuinely really good.
Then I just stopped and I just I

697
00:50:57.599 --> 00:51:00.639
don't know, I didn't study it
really, but it me and this other

698
00:51:00.719 --> 00:51:04.400
kid, and we would we would
do like commissions for people. People would

699
00:51:04.400 --> 00:51:07.119
ask us to draw shit, and
I would make like a dollar from like

700
00:51:07.320 --> 00:51:09.840
like per thing that I would draw. And I remember that specifically because I

701
00:51:09.880 --> 00:51:15.639
was like, this is fucking weird
that this is happening. But there's no

702
00:51:15.679 --> 00:51:19.679
way that's happening. Now in schools
anyway, like probably that's like a very

703
00:51:19.760 --> 00:51:21.760
antiquated thing. It's like, what
the fuck? I could just ask an

704
00:51:21.760 --> 00:51:25.159
a I to do this now.
But the flush light, the flush slighting

705
00:51:25.159 --> 00:51:30.679
passion on the high school? No, is it an urban legend? I

706
00:51:30.719 --> 00:51:34.719
don't think. I think was real. I heard the story about it.

707
00:51:35.159 --> 00:51:39.000
It can be wrong now, But
if you could get at that age,

708
00:51:40.679 --> 00:51:44.480
if you were sure it wasn't used
by more than three people before you,

709
00:51:44.960 --> 00:51:49.960
what do you taking ahead of it? I know I would have bleached it

710
00:51:50.000 --> 00:51:51.920
first. I would I would have
cleaned it out really well, and then

711
00:51:51.920 --> 00:51:55.480
I would have took ahead of it
whenever went back. Nothing. I can't.

712
00:51:55.840 --> 00:51:59.800
I can't share work. I can't
do it. I can't do it.

713
00:52:00.000 --> 00:52:04.159
There's no way. Even if it
bleat no cleaning, it was cleaning,

714
00:52:04.199 --> 00:52:07.039
it would be so I bought.
Uh No, I didn't buy.

715
00:52:07.079 --> 00:52:12.079
That's the wrong word. I messaged
Flashlight in twenty eighteen. Oh, that's

716
00:52:12.119 --> 00:52:14.840
right, because they were doing all
those collabs. People they were doing stuff,

717
00:52:14.840 --> 00:52:19.800
and I said, hey, can
you sponsor my channel? And they

718
00:52:19.880 --> 00:52:23.079
said no, but we can send
you stuff, and so they sent me

719
00:52:23.159 --> 00:52:27.599
three products. I I don't remember. I don't remember what I did with

720
00:52:28.079 --> 00:52:30.840
one of them. I raffled off
or it was a comp. It was

721
00:52:30.880 --> 00:52:37.440
a contest. Somebody had to do
the best their best Joker impression from from

722
00:52:37.519 --> 00:52:39.400
whatever because that the the Joker movie
just came out. But I wanted them

723
00:52:39.440 --> 00:52:44.519
to do I did this. I
did this sketch of it was It was

724
00:52:44.599 --> 00:52:46.519
probably one of the stupidest things I've
ever done, but it had fun with

725
00:52:46.599 --> 00:52:51.559
it. Where I found I didn't
have any type of paint, and so

726
00:52:51.719 --> 00:52:54.719
I took lotion and I put all
over my face. There was some fucking

727
00:52:57.079 --> 00:53:00.599
pink spray paint that fucking burned,
and I spray sprayed it on my lips

728
00:53:01.280 --> 00:53:07.159
around I basically I made I had
these green gym shorts to use the hair

729
00:53:07.320 --> 00:53:12.440
right, and it was just makeshift. So that is so fucking funny.

730
00:53:12.559 --> 00:53:16.159
It was just so absolutely stupid,
but it was like fucking fun fettie.

731
00:53:19.960 --> 00:53:22.400
It was so stupid. But I
just did like a real quick thing and

732
00:53:22.440 --> 00:53:25.199
I was doing some improv of like
Joker stuff, and so I said,

733
00:53:25.239 --> 00:53:28.519
at the end of the video,
if you do this, whoever does the

734
00:53:28.559 --> 00:53:31.119
best one, I'll mail it to
them. I kept one of them.

735
00:53:31.119 --> 00:53:34.599
I don't remember what I did with
the third one because they they got they

736
00:53:34.880 --> 00:53:38.360
gave me three things, but I
tried one to see, like, oh,

737
00:53:38.440 --> 00:53:40.880
what's the all the deal about?
But this wasn't the one that I

738
00:53:40.960 --> 00:53:45.639
kept. Was not a flesh light. It was just the brand, and

739
00:53:45.760 --> 00:53:47.519
so it was a pocket pussy.
And I gotta tell you, I was

740
00:53:47.639 --> 00:53:53.199
like, this is just saying it's
really underwhelming. It's I feel like it

741
00:53:53.199 --> 00:53:55.880
probably would have been destroyed or something. If you gotta warm it up first,

742
00:53:57.119 --> 00:53:58.679
put it in it. It's on
it. You gotta you gotta have

743
00:53:58.760 --> 00:54:01.079
it. I've got a way you
would warm it is if I remember correctly,

744
00:54:01.199 --> 00:54:05.440
you like put in hot water or
something, but like I didn't.

745
00:54:05.480 --> 00:54:09.239
I didn't do that, and it's
just hot and be hot. Yeah,

746
00:54:10.880 --> 00:54:15.280
you fucking monster, you remember,
you mayiac. You remember that ship doing

747
00:54:15.360 --> 00:54:22.519
it in for like thirty fucking seconds, thirty five seconds. You put a

748
00:54:22.559 --> 00:54:30.679
fucking pastry in the fucking vicro fuck
it, Like like that is so insane,

749
00:54:30.599 --> 00:54:35.039
like throwing it in for fucking ten
seconds, it's already piping hot.

750
00:54:36.000 --> 00:54:40.239
Yeah, man, crazy, that
whole that whole thing is just like I

751
00:54:40.320 --> 00:54:44.519
love the idea of people being that
crazy. Like I don't think people being

752
00:54:44.639 --> 00:54:47.239
that horny and crazy and no one's
around them, like, yo, nigga,

753
00:54:47.559 --> 00:54:51.280
some people did like they chill,
dude, Like, you don't got

754
00:54:51.360 --> 00:54:53.280
to do all that to yourself.
Man, You remember when it girls like

755
00:54:53.679 --> 00:54:57.639
the girls like brooms to masturbate and
then they fall off their bed and the

756
00:54:57.679 --> 00:55:00.079
broom breaks inside the Yeah, that's
that happened to a girl that went to

757
00:55:00.880 --> 00:55:04.079
I went to your high school,
Chris. I think I heard about that.

758
00:55:04.679 --> 00:55:07.599
I knew her, and I made
fun of her about it every time

759
00:55:07.639 --> 00:55:09.480
I saw her afterwards. That's crazy. What's her? What's her? Fuck?

760
00:55:09.519 --> 00:55:14.400
Did that fucking uh uh leak out? Like? How do you let

761
00:55:14.440 --> 00:55:17.079
that leak out? She told people
to go to the hospital. She was

762
00:55:17.119 --> 00:55:21.880
to school for a little bit,
she told her friends, and obviously obvious

763
00:55:23.039 --> 00:55:27.840
because you're young and you're stupid,
you know, I don't that's not that

764
00:55:27.960 --> 00:55:34.159
embarrassing. Really, Yes, it
iss with the broom, Yeah, because

765
00:55:34.199 --> 00:55:37.920
like you expect what it's not.
It's girls to like, oh a cucumber,

766
00:55:37.039 --> 00:55:39.360
some stupid bullshit, you know what
I mean? Like, oh,

767
00:55:39.400 --> 00:55:44.400
you fucking idiot, cucumber. Why
don't you get stuck in there? That

768
00:55:44.480 --> 00:55:50.440
happens these dumb fucking girls use stupid
objects, but not like, let me

769
00:55:50.480 --> 00:55:53.599
get this broom that can I can't
barely even it. It sounds so stupid,

770
00:55:54.400 --> 00:55:57.920
Like what you doesn't it sound like
it would do anything? Like I

771
00:55:57.960 --> 00:56:06.280
don't know because it's long and it's
crazy. The young the young person's my

772
00:56:06.480 --> 00:56:08.719
friend made a flush light. He
made one. It was like a vasoline

773
00:56:08.760 --> 00:56:12.960
bottle, a sock and like a
rubber band or something like that. And

774
00:56:13.000 --> 00:56:19.559
I was like, bro, that's
he's the he's the right brothers. It's

775
00:56:19.599 --> 00:56:22.840
like, we're gonna fly into the
sky with with toilet paper tubes, zip

776
00:56:22.960 --> 00:56:27.880
ties and rubber gloves. We're gonna
do it. We're going to reach the

777
00:56:27.920 --> 00:56:34.480
next frontier berry. Can you imagine? They Actually I had a dream one

778
00:56:34.639 --> 00:56:37.159
So I had a dream once.
I just thought, this is amazing that

779
00:56:37.199 --> 00:56:40.679
I'm remembering this because I thought this
is one of those examples where like I

780
00:56:40.760 --> 00:56:45.679
have never I rarely have dreams like
go away and then come back to me,

781
00:56:45.719 --> 00:56:50.480
But this just happened. I immediately
imbued with this. I had a

782
00:56:50.599 --> 00:56:52.320
dream that for some reason I was
one of the right brothers, and like

783
00:56:52.440 --> 00:56:57.239
I was putting together the plane and
we flew the first successful plane and we

784
00:56:57.280 --> 00:56:59.960
did just like, yes, we
finally did it, but it wouldn't land.

785
00:57:00.000 --> 00:57:02.840
And then it kept going up and
we were like going into space and

786
00:57:02.960 --> 00:57:08.480
we started freezing to death. And
then I woke up. You know what

787
00:57:08.559 --> 00:57:15.280
you experienced distressing, You experienced an
alternate timeline. That's that's what they don't

788
00:57:15.320 --> 00:57:20.760
want us to know about. They
actually succeed They succeeded too hard at flying

789
00:57:22.199 --> 00:57:30.719
a milk car and some toothpicks and
a what you almost went to heaven and

790
00:57:30.880 --> 00:57:35.519
they put a Lisa a Lisa Frank
Binder, a hair brush, silly putty

791
00:57:36.440 --> 00:57:42.000
and uh put marks glasses and they
managed to make it into space. Like

792
00:57:42.239 --> 00:57:46.239
what the fuck? You really funny
if we somehow we go to space in

793
00:57:46.280 --> 00:57:50.159
the future. And he realized his
oxygen space the whole time, that has

794
00:57:50.199 --> 00:57:52.920
been oxygen up there. The whole
time, it has been oxygen up there.

795
00:57:52.199 --> 00:57:59.000
You just had to really, you
just have to breathe it in a

796
00:57:59.039 --> 00:58:04.679
specific way. Yeah. See,
you were breathing through your mouth. If

797
00:58:04.679 --> 00:58:08.559
you just inhale through your nose,
you'd be fine. That's it. That's

798
00:58:08.599 --> 00:58:14.280
all that space. So the flat
works were they were almost correct. They

799
00:58:14.320 --> 00:58:16.599
were just off by a little bit. It's not there hiding the Earth being

800
00:58:16.719 --> 00:58:21.679
flat or spiracle or flat. It's
that there's space is real. Yeah,

801
00:58:21.800 --> 00:58:25.239
you can you can. There's plenty
of uh, you can live. There's

802
00:58:27.159 --> 00:58:30.719
all the planets are habitable to the
sun is loud. Also, the sun

803
00:58:30.840 --> 00:58:36.719
is loud once a while, just
that's coming up, and you're like,

804
00:58:36.840 --> 00:58:38.119
what, I wouldn't want to be
in that world? And I don't know.

805
00:58:38.159 --> 00:58:44.840
I mean, mommy, I can't
sleep the Sun's too loud. Imagine

806
00:58:44.880 --> 00:58:51.039
if there was like oxygen and everything
around, like I know it's important.

807
00:58:51.119 --> 00:58:55.519
Well let's just say stupid. Let's
think like, of course it's stupid,

808
00:58:55.519 --> 00:58:58.840
but I'm just trying to think of
I was trying to even think inside fin

809
00:58:59.039 --> 00:59:00.360
terms, if there's anything we can
do. But just imagine, like if

810
00:59:00.360 --> 00:59:05.280
you can hear the sun. Imagine
if you lived in Mercury, you can

811
00:59:05.400 --> 00:59:09.920
like hear the like just the fire. That would be so definitely, that

812
00:59:09.960 --> 00:59:13.360
would be so deafening. Yeah,
it would be. It would bear,

813
00:59:13.440 --> 00:59:15.199
we would hear it. If if
we would definitely hear the sun, if

814
00:59:15.360 --> 00:59:21.880
if if air was in space and
we could and sound molecules could or whatever

815
00:59:21.880 --> 00:59:25.119
the sound waves not sound molecules is
not molecules and sound. I don't know,

816
00:59:25.599 --> 00:59:30.079
it's interesting, but no, flesh
lights are flesh lights are what I

817
00:59:30.159 --> 00:59:35.159
mean, as soon as they make
something that legitimately feel like you can't tell

818
00:59:35.199 --> 00:59:39.320
the difference. It's just like it's
just too easy to go do it for

819
00:59:39.400 --> 00:59:45.239
real. That's way easier though,
Like it's until it's not easy, until

820
00:59:45.280 --> 00:59:47.800
you go to a double frow.
Some bitch annoys you and you're like,

821
00:59:49.000 --> 00:59:51.360
let me try this, and you're
like, I'm done. I'm done with

822
00:59:51.440 --> 00:59:54.880
you. I'm with y'all. Guy. I don't know because I use one

823
00:59:54.880 --> 00:59:58.079
of those ones, and I just
remember being so underwhelmed by it. I

824
00:59:58.199 --> 01:00:00.119
was like, this is but that's
what I say. Sorry, worse than

825
01:00:00.800 --> 01:00:06.840
it's crazy one. Let me get
one. I don't want to buy one.

826
01:00:06.880 --> 01:00:08.320
What do you mean you're an adult, you're grown ass man. Yeah,

827
01:00:08.360 --> 01:00:12.360
but but I understand I could buy
one, right, it looks like

828
01:00:12.440 --> 01:00:15.320
a flesh light. She won't know. You just think it's a flashlight.

829
01:00:15.519 --> 01:00:19.239
Right, You'll just buy a flesh
light and she'll be like, oh,

830
01:00:19.280 --> 01:00:22.679
that's a little I'm gonna buy it. Watch I watch I buy I buy

831
01:00:22.719 --> 01:00:25.199
it. And that day, for
some reason, my girlfriend's mom is one

832
01:00:25.280 --> 01:00:29.719
that picks up the mail. Yeah, and then they're just both in the

833
01:00:29.800 --> 01:00:31.599
house trying to figure out what the
fuck this is. And I'm gonna walk

834
01:00:31.639 --> 01:00:35.039
in afterwards and I'm gonna be like, oh, man, here we go.

835
01:00:35.400 --> 01:00:38.599
Does Lily open your packages? Okay? So because it's uh, it

836
01:00:38.840 --> 01:00:44.840
all anything that porn related comes in
discrete packaging, so she won't open that

837
01:00:44.960 --> 01:00:47.679
thing. You pull it out.
I don't think it actually looks like a

838
01:00:47.760 --> 01:00:52.360
flashlight, that's the problem. Like, it's it's like way bigger than an

839
01:00:52.400 --> 01:00:57.800
actual flashlight. So I don't even
know why they oh, next to discreet.

840
01:00:57.840 --> 01:01:00.239
I'm like, no, it's not. People are gonna be what the

841
01:01:00.320 --> 01:01:01.639
fuck is this thing and then unscrew
it and then be like, oh it's

842
01:01:01.760 --> 01:01:06.280
it's there's a mouth or an asshole
or whatever. I love it. I

843
01:01:06.360 --> 01:01:08.400
love how you can. There's something
so funny that there's like, because you

844
01:01:08.440 --> 01:01:12.840
know, it's normally a pussy,
that's a default, but there's something way

845
01:01:12.960 --> 01:01:16.239
funnier about the mouth and ass If
you've ever seen those versions, A mouth

846
01:01:17.840 --> 01:01:22.320
looks so fucking funny to me.
Two sides. There's a mouth and then

847
01:01:22.360 --> 01:01:25.440
there's a butt. It's like a
little and I've got a beard. I

848
01:01:25.639 --> 01:01:38.719
got a really fucking gnarly beard,
and bustrunk like a drunk with a beard

849
01:01:38.840 --> 01:01:44.639
is an amazing idea. They gotta
do that. That is so damn funny.

850
01:01:44.880 --> 01:01:52.360
You bust away harder than you ever
have before. It's amazing, Tickles,

851
01:01:52.920 --> 01:01:57.519
You're fantastic. I love I love
that idea. I want to I

852
01:01:57.559 --> 01:01:59.599
want to buy one of the butts. You know, this is the butt

853
01:01:59.679 --> 01:02:02.840
with the see the lower part,
and I have one of those in my

854
01:02:04.000 --> 01:02:06.440
room. One day, you're like, Lily, Lily comes in. I

855
01:02:06.480 --> 01:02:09.480
got set up the whole strange.
Lily comes in and I'm like walking towards

856
01:02:09.519 --> 01:02:12.840
it. She sees that. She's
just like, what are you doing?

857
01:02:12.960 --> 01:02:16.079
I'm like, oh, oh yeah, dude, I don't know, man,

858
01:02:16.119 --> 01:02:19.320
that whole thing is the entire thing
to me. It's like, we

859
01:02:20.840 --> 01:02:23.239
look, man, it's once again. Good. You're gonna sing a different

860
01:02:23.280 --> 01:02:27.760
tune once it feels once you can't
tell the difference. Once you like actually

861
01:02:27.800 --> 01:02:31.679
fuck it and you're like, oh
this this literally feels like pussy. Then

862
01:02:31.760 --> 01:02:35.519
all of a sudden you're like,
well, I'm good, I'm sad.

863
01:02:36.360 --> 01:02:38.960
No, it's not something about that. Only what the fuck are you talking

864
01:02:39.000 --> 01:02:45.039
about? Of course, it's about
that. Only these female companions I want

865
01:02:45.119 --> 01:02:54.239
that. My companions are Carlac Shadow, Hard fucking Life like unfortunately not fucking

866
01:02:54.440 --> 01:03:01.000
night Song and Jahira. Yeah,
those fucking stupid, selfish on dick takers.

867
01:03:02.400 --> 01:03:06.559
That was like you morse coded in
between those words. Yeah, I

868
01:03:06.599 --> 01:03:09.800
was. I was trying to not
like, you're A's finest. You can't

869
01:03:09.840 --> 01:03:14.280
fuck her. That makes me really
upset. They could have everybody else.

870
01:03:14.360 --> 01:03:17.119
You have everybody else? Why do
you do that? Yeah? They should

871
01:03:17.199 --> 01:03:22.840
make all the non uh fuckable people
really ugly exactly so I don't want to

872
01:03:22.840 --> 01:03:27.480
fuck him, but I want to
fuck this person. It's also the barred

873
01:03:27.519 --> 01:03:29.719
one. There's also the barred one
that you meet at the top of the

874
01:03:29.800 --> 01:03:32.159
time, at the top of the
tavern, who is obviously wants to fuck

875
01:03:32.239 --> 01:03:36.079
you, but you can like this
is so stupid. I didn't understand that,

876
01:03:36.360 --> 01:03:38.599
Like, what was that she obviously
wants to fund you, and I'm

877
01:03:38.639 --> 01:03:42.679
like, bro, this is something. Look at Larry with a couple of

878
01:03:42.760 --> 01:03:45.320
things. There's a handful of things
where I'm like, y'all need to patch

879
01:03:45.400 --> 01:03:47.280
this, write me fuck anybody I
want to fuck? What's his name.

880
01:03:47.440 --> 01:03:51.960
I want to fuck that's a storm. I want to storm fuck him out

881
01:03:52.000 --> 01:03:53.960
of his armor, and then he
doesn't go. I want to funk him

882
01:03:54.000 --> 01:03:58.159
till he falls inside of the thing. It becomes mark Off's thing. I

883
01:03:58.239 --> 01:04:00.320
want to do that. Let me
ask you something. And I don't know

884
01:04:00.360 --> 01:04:04.280
why this happened, but so I've
done two different play through well three technically,

885
01:04:04.360 --> 01:04:09.239
but in one play through Carlac had
like a bunch of piercings and stuff,

886
01:04:09.280 --> 01:04:12.280
and then the other one she didn't
like. Yeah, I thought,

887
01:04:12.519 --> 01:04:15.840
beginning the game chat more, well, she had more piercings. I changed

888
01:04:15.880 --> 01:04:25.440
her class because I made her.
I made her a paladin barbarian instead of

889
01:04:25.519 --> 01:04:31.199
being a barbarian paladin. Why I'll
touch I'll touch that theory because I was

890
01:04:31.280 --> 01:04:33.800
wondering, like, hey, first
when she started off, she didn't have

891
01:04:33.840 --> 01:04:35.639
a bunch of ship, and then
this next time she has a bunch of

892
01:04:35.639 --> 01:04:39.000
stuff all over, and I was
like, I don't understand what the fuck

893
01:04:39.000 --> 01:04:42.320
I did? Did you change your
class? Huh? You changed your class?

894
01:04:42.400 --> 01:04:45.519
Well, I added, I ad, I think of the second one,

895
01:04:45.679 --> 01:04:51.400
I made her druid. I think, well, not h well,

896
01:04:51.440 --> 01:04:55.880
I think I gave her Yeah,
I think I gave her some druid magic.

897
01:04:56.000 --> 01:04:58.719
Yeah, I mean I made her. I made her a paladin,

898
01:05:00.039 --> 01:05:01.079
and I was gonna make Willa paladin
too, but I was like, no,

899
01:05:01.199 --> 01:05:04.360
never mind, I wanted my summoning
abilities. Well, here's the thing

900
01:05:04.440 --> 01:05:06.719
I'm gonna I'm I'm gonna look.
Now, it's been a while since I

901
01:05:06.760 --> 01:05:10.960
looked at the mods. I'm just
gonna see if there's a mod where they

902
01:05:11.079 --> 01:05:14.960
did something where you can have sex
with everybody. I want to suck everybody.

903
01:05:15.000 --> 01:05:17.039
All right, so we bear,
let's let's move on. I want

904
01:05:17.039 --> 01:05:21.400
to I want to to the Knowles. I want to fuck some of the

905
01:05:21.519 --> 01:05:29.199
zombies. Michael Knowles, Ye,
Michael, Yeah, michaelnlesbies, I don't

906
01:05:29.199 --> 01:05:33.440
want to alright, alright, alright, you right. If mister Bubbles read

907
01:05:33.559 --> 01:05:38.199
mister Bubbles, he goes, how
how it do? Fellas? What are

908
01:05:38.239 --> 01:05:42.360
the series of events you would orchestrate
in order to start World War three?

909
01:05:43.039 --> 01:05:48.679
A real world example would be I'm
not gonna read that, but real so

910
01:05:48.800 --> 01:05:51.920
what I would do if if I
really So, here's here's what I would

911
01:05:51.920 --> 01:05:57.400
do if I really wanted to start, if I really wanted to send the

912
01:05:57.440 --> 01:06:00.320
world into chaos, I would have
a crew of maybe, like I don't

913
01:06:00.320 --> 01:06:05.519
know, fifty to seventy five guys
go into the Vatican at night and flip

914
01:06:05.559 --> 01:06:11.840
the whole thing upside down. And
then the next morning everybody would wake up

915
01:06:11.840 --> 01:06:14.079
and they'd be like, oh my
god, what the fuck the Vatican's upside

916
01:06:14.079 --> 01:06:16.800
down? Like what religious significance is
that? Like what does that mean that

917
01:06:16.920 --> 01:06:20.199
the Vatican is upside down overnight?
Yeah, and then it would lead to

918
01:06:20.239 --> 01:06:23.840
a bunch of like religious confusion.
Everybody be like, what the this is

919
01:06:23.920 --> 01:06:29.159
not prophesized at all, I don't
think all the and then a lot of

920
01:06:29.199 --> 01:06:31.920
shit would happen. I didn't read
this in a manga. Yeah, exactly

921
01:06:32.039 --> 01:06:34.880
exactly. It is kind of if
you think about it, that is kind

922
01:06:34.920 --> 01:06:39.920
of what it is the Bible is
for those people, Well, it's it's

923
01:06:40.079 --> 01:06:43.079
just simply a story. This is
a big story. No, But what

924
01:06:43.159 --> 01:06:45.519
I mean is like they're waiting for
it to catch up with They're waiting for

925
01:06:45.559 --> 01:06:47.199
the anime to catch up. Yeah, I mean they're always waiting for like,

926
01:06:47.239 --> 01:06:50.639
oh, we're waiting for Judgment Day
to happen so that this can happen,

927
01:06:50.679 --> 01:06:53.800
because that's this is when this is
supposed to happen. I wonder who

928
01:06:53.800 --> 01:06:59.920
they're gonna cast as Christ, you
know, like it is really like how

929
01:07:00.360 --> 01:07:01.719
if you want the one day and
the Vatican was upside down like with that,

930
01:07:01.880 --> 01:07:13.920
like like is that not a startling
image? Using you just pick it

931
01:07:14.000 --> 01:07:15.920
up and flip it over. Hope, the kids got out, That's all

932
01:07:15.960 --> 01:07:17.719
I'm saying, not like a cow
tipping just no, big the little kids

933
01:07:17.760 --> 01:07:24.840
got out. I don't really the
little kids got out. Yeah, the

934
01:07:24.960 --> 01:07:29.639
children made it out safe that they
did not they're they're still chained up,

935
01:07:29.840 --> 01:07:31.840
unfortunately. They're they're in they're they're
they're probably in the absolute bottom of the

936
01:07:31.880 --> 01:07:36.320
Vatican, which means they're a at
the absolute top of the top now.

937
01:07:38.519 --> 01:07:42.679
But Master Master or whatever his name
can't get to them, past little can't

938
01:07:42.679 --> 01:07:45.199
get to them, so they have
some time to think about a plan before

939
01:07:45.239 --> 01:07:53.920
he gets up there. The fingered
out my kids away boy like a Cox

940
01:07:53.960 --> 01:07:59.559
sleeve. What am I gonna do? What am I? What am I?

941
01:08:00.599 --> 01:08:04.119
I love? The actual chaos instilled
in these people's lives? What am

942
01:08:04.159 --> 01:08:09.599
I supposed to do? It's like
it's like he has like a it's like

943
01:08:09.679 --> 01:08:12.400
one of those like don't talk to
me until I've had my coffee. Yeah,

944
01:08:12.880 --> 01:08:21.079
they'll talk the child, the fire
what it called again? Altar boys,

945
01:08:23.960 --> 01:08:26.560
We got this, we got this
cool Catholic church merch And it's just

946
01:08:26.600 --> 01:08:29.000
like a coffee cup that says,
don't don't talk to me until I my

947
01:08:29.159 --> 01:08:34.920
child. That's crazy. It's funny
because it's true. It's a fun because

948
01:08:34.920 --> 01:08:42.880
it's a true Mario. That's that's
that's what the that's that's what he says

949
01:08:42.880 --> 01:08:51.239
when he gets caught, when they
get caught. So I heard something crazy.

950
01:08:51.239 --> 01:08:54.800
I had some crazy about that Mario
thing, right, So what do

951
01:08:54.840 --> 01:08:58.479
you mean say when he starts things? He says, what you say?

952
01:08:58.640 --> 01:09:00.680
I know what you're about to say. I know what you're I know you're

953
01:09:00.680 --> 01:09:02.359
about to say. That's not real. Are you sure you're talking about are

954
01:09:02.359 --> 01:09:05.479
you talking about it's sumi Mario?
Yeah, no, that's not real.

955
01:09:05.560 --> 01:09:08.319
I heard it. I don't know
if it's really or not. Yeah,

956
01:09:08.319 --> 01:09:10.279
I looked it up because I was
curious about it too. So the idea

957
01:09:10.359 --> 01:09:13.479
is like when he said, when
he says it's to me, Mario,

958
01:09:13.800 --> 01:09:17.880
it's actually it's actually in Japanese,
he's saying, it's sumi Mario, which

959
01:09:18.000 --> 01:09:25.319
means something yes, which means super
Mario. It's not what it is he

960
01:09:25.520 --> 01:09:29.880
is saying it's to me, because
you don't say that. He doesn't say

961
01:09:29.920 --> 01:09:34.399
it's to me Mario, the original
Mario. That's like, that's not that's

962
01:09:34.439 --> 01:09:39.359
probably like what like the original Mario
doesn't speak at all. Yes, he

963
01:09:39.439 --> 01:09:44.520
does. He very very fluently.
Actually, I don't know, I'm a

964
01:09:44.640 --> 01:09:53.159
playbody else. He's fluently talking to
Mario, right, the guy, the

965
01:09:53.239 --> 01:09:58.760
guy in all black who runs around
and saves turtles, that one, right,

966
01:10:00.039 --> 01:10:08.560
all black, it's what figure you
talking about? Talking to somebody who

967
01:10:08.680 --> 01:10:12.560
was convinced, who was like ma
who's like a Mandela level, like Mandela

968
01:10:12.560 --> 01:10:15.119
effect level, convinced that the Mario
that he played growing up was like,

969
01:10:15.199 --> 01:10:18.600
no, man, I played Mario
and like this is not what I played,

970
01:10:18.760 --> 01:10:21.439
man, Like what I played it
was Mario, but like he was,

971
01:10:21.840 --> 01:10:27.000
it was all black. He was
rescuing turtles, he had a son

972
01:10:27.520 --> 01:10:30.720
who was crippled, and like just
like all these like fucking insane details and

973
01:10:30.760 --> 01:10:36.039
you're like, this is not But
he was absolutely convinced that assuming Mario's Walter

974
01:10:36.159 --> 01:10:42.520
White and this thinking that Breaking Bad
was a super Mario show. And for

975
01:10:42.720 --> 01:10:45.600
some reason he thinks that Walter White
is Mario, like he just like really

976
01:10:46.079 --> 01:10:50.119
like he's really gung ho about it, like almost aggressive about it. Somebody

977
01:10:50.159 --> 01:10:59.520
can stitch that together. Someone consist, someone can figure out waw waw wawes.

978
01:11:00.840 --> 01:11:09.159
I'm the one who Nicky Ziggy wrote, And he says this question is

979
01:11:09.159 --> 01:11:12.760
specifically solely for Chris. It's like
Jesus cry, Okay, I want to

980
01:11:12.840 --> 01:11:16.399
know how extensively you hate hand drops. Julia Louis drives is in your room,

981
01:11:17.039 --> 01:11:19.000
but you won't do anything except give
you a hand drob. Do you

982
01:11:19.079 --> 01:11:26.279
accept no anyone? Yeah, not
now nineties. Yes, I accept purely

983
01:11:26.319 --> 01:11:28.520
for the story, but I don't
think I would don't think would enjoy it

984
01:11:28.560 --> 01:11:31.399
actually, like I'd still power off
for sure, But I think, all

985
01:11:31.479 --> 01:11:35.000
right, I'm gonna be respectful for
Julia. But I'll say I will say

986
01:11:35.079 --> 01:11:39.399
this. I just don't. I
just I would. I would, I

987
01:11:39.439 --> 01:11:42.760
would accept it, but there's I
know that I wouldn't like it. I

988
01:11:42.880 --> 01:11:45.800
know it like I know it.
They don't know what they're doing. That's

989
01:11:47.319 --> 01:11:51.680
for you know, like for famous
girls, you got to take a rhyino

990
01:11:51.800 --> 01:11:58.000
pills, like a really like a
really nice sluggin you know, dude,

991
01:11:58.119 --> 01:12:03.760
I give him a nice dick.
You know you keep you keep Rhino pills

992
01:12:03.840 --> 01:12:08.880
in your pocket in a clear plastic
bag. Doesn't case you get a chance

993
01:12:08.960 --> 01:12:12.720
to fuck a famous woman. You
have like seven or eight of them in

994
01:12:12.760 --> 01:12:16.920
a bag. You always should,
Yeah, like like some power. You're

995
01:12:16.920 --> 01:12:19.359
like, hey, honey, I
understand you know, but this is a

996
01:12:19.439 --> 01:12:24.079
famous woman. I'm gonna go fuck
Rian Harry real quick. Can you pass

997
01:12:24.159 --> 01:12:29.319
me one of the right O pills? Why not? Many? You go

998
01:12:29.520 --> 01:12:32.039
there and you just make that woman
have the worst time of her life.

999
01:12:32.119 --> 01:12:35.319
Bro, you go there, you
just hurt that lady and you get out.

1000
01:12:35.359 --> 01:12:40.119
You're like a good job me.
Look, Chris, you haven't had

1001
01:12:40.159 --> 01:12:42.640
the right hand jobs all. I'm
gonna say, Man, I just I

1002
01:12:42.760 --> 01:12:45.960
honestly, if if I've been serious, like real talk, I just I

1003
01:12:45.159 --> 01:12:49.720
genuinely think my my brain doesn't let
me enjoy it. Maybe, but I

1004
01:12:49.840 --> 01:12:53.880
just think I'm just like inherently like
I'm just like I could look, you

1005
01:12:53.960 --> 01:12:56.920
know what I have all of You
have all of these tools that I don't

1006
01:12:56.960 --> 01:12:59.640
have access to. You're gonna use
your hand. I have a hand.

1007
01:12:59.680 --> 01:13:02.239
I don't need you to do this, So that means you only enjoy pussy

1008
01:13:02.279 --> 01:13:05.439
then, because I mean, you
have all the other tools that they have

1009
01:13:05.520 --> 01:13:11.479
too other than pussy. I don't
think a girl can give a better hand

1010
01:13:11.560 --> 01:13:13.720
job than me. And this is
what it is. That's the thing.

1011
01:13:13.800 --> 01:13:17.159
So I mean, like I totally
like I agree with that's just because your

1012
01:13:17.279 --> 01:13:21.239
groove that you're used to for all
these years is not going to really compared

1013
01:13:21.319 --> 01:13:26.239
to somebody else's where it just feels
foreign and they don't know exactly how you

1014
01:13:26.359 --> 01:13:30.960
crank it right the tech. I
have the tech for years, bro right,

1015
01:13:30.079 --> 01:13:33.560
But there it's more of a like
I feel like it's it's just like

1016
01:13:33.880 --> 01:13:38.520
anything like say, for example,
if you you you you bang in public,

1017
01:13:39.359 --> 01:13:44.359
some people it excites them, which
adds more euphoria, more dopamine.

1018
01:13:44.800 --> 01:13:48.279
So there's things that like it can
be good just because oh so and so

1019
01:13:48.720 --> 01:13:54.039
x is giving me a hand job
could make it enjoyable. It's not necessarily

1020
01:13:54.119 --> 01:13:57.039
the act. It's just one of
those things. But I feel like where

1021
01:13:57.119 --> 01:13:59.960
you're at, I'm with that,
and like say, anything that has to

1022
01:14:00.119 --> 01:14:04.560
do with like what was it called
prostate like like that, Like I'm I'm

1023
01:14:04.640 --> 01:14:10.520
like, I haven't gone down that
venture even though I'm you know, I've

1024
01:14:10.560 --> 01:14:13.039
heard how fucking wonderful it is and
stuff, and it's like, oh,

1025
01:14:13.079 --> 01:14:15.840
if I go down that path,
maybe I'll never come back. Maybe I'm

1026
01:14:16.319 --> 01:14:18.640
maybe I'll start, Yeah, maybe
I'll start going to gate clubs and just

1027
01:14:18.760 --> 01:14:26.520
and embracing them songs that I sing
and embracing them. Do you guys,

1028
01:14:26.560 --> 01:14:29.640
do you guys think that men overall
give better hand jobs than women in general?

1029
01:14:30.119 --> 01:14:34.079
Yeah, that's that's probably not I
don't know from experience outside of my

1030
01:14:34.159 --> 01:14:40.239
own, but I don't know.
I don't know, but I would assume

1031
01:14:40.319 --> 01:14:44.000
like it it only makes sense.
Yes, I will say it's a counterpoint

1032
01:14:44.159 --> 01:14:48.239
because I feel like, because I
remember this is high school when we were

1033
01:14:48.319 --> 01:14:53.359
just talking about this subject kind of
and one of my homies, the way

1034
01:14:53.399 --> 01:15:00.239
that he described himself beating off was
like like like his hand was the their

1035
01:15:00.319 --> 01:15:03.640
way Like it's like this, yeah, and so what my point being,

1036
01:15:03.920 --> 01:15:06.840
never you never did kung ful grip
before? WHOA? What's going on?

1037
01:15:08.239 --> 01:15:13.600
WHOA? It has a name,
It's called kung fu gripping. Okay,

1038
01:15:13.720 --> 01:15:15.800
I didn't know that, So okay, that would be the only person that'd

1039
01:15:15.840 --> 01:15:18.399
be going. I'd be going,
that'd be going silly strings sometimes and I

1040
01:15:18.479 --> 01:15:23.399
was going awards. Even if I
switch hands, it's just like it doesn't

1041
01:15:23.439 --> 01:15:26.600
feel like it's not like the grooves
off. But what I do is what

1042
01:15:26.680 --> 01:15:29.920
I do is what I do is
I get real hard and I twisted,

1043
01:15:30.079 --> 01:15:32.880
I twist it, and then I
while I's still twist, grab like this

1044
01:15:33.319 --> 01:15:41.039
backwards. And I'm not you should
get only fans and demonstrate, yeah,

1045
01:15:41.439 --> 01:15:45.439
teaching people how to master ba.
I'm not. I don't know, man,

1046
01:15:45.560 --> 01:15:48.840
I don't remember what my point was
anymore. That was genuinely like a

1047
01:15:49.000 --> 01:15:56.159
flashbag of a sentence. We're just
gonna move on, be coule. Thank

1048
01:15:56.199 --> 01:15:59.680
you for the question, Niggy,
thank you, thank you, thank you.

1049
01:16:01.039 --> 01:16:10.039
I don't know n words. I
said, what the hell is wrong?

1050
01:16:10.119 --> 01:16:13.920
I'm just saying what that's nickname,
what's wrong? I don't I do

1051
01:16:14.039 --> 01:16:16.159
not understand what's up. The dog
told me to say it. That's what

1052
01:16:16.279 --> 01:16:23.840
it is. He is n word
right, Nick, I see what you're

1053
01:16:23.840 --> 01:16:28.319
saying. I see I see your
words. Partly with what with what is

1054
01:16:28.359 --> 01:16:30.399
happening in this in this current moment, fifty shades of gay rood in.

1055
01:16:30.479 --> 01:16:34.640
He says, hey, guys,
since our emotions exist to basically keep us

1056
01:16:34.680 --> 01:16:39.640
alive and propagating in an environment which
no longer exists, I e. Monkey

1057
01:16:39.760 --> 01:16:44.399
brain. Do you guys have any
examples of extremely dumb ship your emotional mind

1058
01:16:44.439 --> 01:16:47.560
has pulled you to doing or almost
doing. I'm this case in this way.

1059
01:16:47.720 --> 01:16:51.039
Oh not, I'm this case.
In this case. I consider hunger

1060
01:16:51.079 --> 01:16:55.720
and emotion too. Hunger is not
an emotion. Hunger is not an emotion.

1061
01:16:56.600 --> 01:17:00.199
It can make you an emotional it
can make you I guess yea man,

1062
01:17:00.239 --> 01:17:05.760
I want my fucking chicken fries from
Burger King. Nuggies. They got

1063
01:17:05.800 --> 01:17:10.800
twelve water chicken fries, now,
bro they got they got they got two

1064
01:17:10.960 --> 01:17:15.119
four, like eight twelve of the
chicken fries or something or something like that.

1065
01:17:15.800 --> 01:17:18.079
Like it's so funny that that's the
only thing for Burger King that I

1066
01:17:18.079 --> 01:17:23.319
would even remote delicious. They're so
good. I went in and I was

1067
01:17:23.359 --> 01:17:24.800
like, hey, oh, can
I get some chicken fries? And the

1068
01:17:24.840 --> 01:17:27.239
bitch was like, she was like, how many do you want? She

1069
01:17:27.279 --> 01:17:29.880
said, she rattled it off,
and as I was driving forward, I

1070
01:17:29.920 --> 01:17:31.079
was like, wait, did she
give me chicken nuggets? Because I know

1071
01:17:31.199 --> 01:17:34.079
you can like order that. I
was like, what the Fu's I went

1072
01:17:34.119 --> 01:17:35.800
to the windows, like, hey, no, excuse me. I was

1073
01:17:35.840 --> 01:17:38.760
like, actually, mint the chicken
fries. She's like, nah, you

1074
01:17:38.840 --> 01:17:40.960
can, fucking this is how we
do it now. And I was like,

1075
01:17:41.000 --> 01:17:43.359
well, bitch, give me fucking
twelve chicken fries. And those are

1076
01:17:43.399 --> 01:17:46.760
fucking amazing. You talking about those
when they're like fresh, like when they're

1077
01:17:46.800 --> 01:17:50.039
like at them in the morning,
fresh, dude, before lunch. Because

1078
01:17:50.079 --> 01:17:55.279
they still make regular food during breakfast. Order chicken fries during breakfast. You

1079
01:17:55.359 --> 01:18:00.399
know it's kind of early, but
still they're piping hot every time because they

1080
01:18:00.479 --> 01:18:02.439
have to make them fresh. I
stand by that ship man, I said,

1081
01:18:02.479 --> 01:18:06.199
I I will, I will go
to war for chicken fries. They're

1082
01:18:06.199 --> 01:18:14.880
amazing. They're fucking I was actually
thinking about, so what are you to

1083
01:18:14.960 --> 01:18:17.079
do my pills all the way?
I got some from fucking the last time

1084
01:18:17.119 --> 01:18:20.119
I had some chicken fries. I
was looking at this earlier and I was

1085
01:18:20.119 --> 01:18:26.600
like, fuck, I want some
chicken fries, serially, I want them

1086
01:18:26.680 --> 01:18:30.079
so bad right now. But to
me, I'm sorry, guys, you're

1087
01:18:30.479 --> 01:18:35.720
do that flavor is good gooding bizarre
chicken fries or ship. I love raising

1088
01:18:35.840 --> 01:18:41.880
canes, what is wrong? I
don't love I like raising gains I like.

1089
01:18:41.960 --> 01:18:45.479
I don't love it. You like
it at all? You said you

1090
01:18:45.680 --> 01:18:47.359
die by them, you die by
them, you swear by and you would

1091
01:18:48.039 --> 01:18:53.479
said that once you said that last
episode. I like it, I don't.

1092
01:18:53.600 --> 01:18:57.239
I wouldn't die by it, though
I would my life, I would

1093
01:18:57.319 --> 01:19:00.039
rip my own heart out for ever. I don't love anything that much,

1094
01:19:00.199 --> 01:19:05.039
and I'm getting married soon. I
want you to understand that, right,

1095
01:19:05.159 --> 01:19:11.279
I don't love anything that exists that
much. You would, you would kick

1096
01:19:11.920 --> 01:19:15.520
getting married soon? What soon means
to you? I don't know. I'm

1097
01:19:15.560 --> 01:19:17.439
getting I'm probably gonna get engagement in
this year, so married probably next year.

1098
01:19:17.560 --> 01:19:19.159
To me, you're probably going to
get it. I thought you were

1099
01:19:19.159 --> 01:19:24.760
already engaged this metaphorically so you told
me. Man, that's what women love,

1100
01:19:24.880 --> 01:19:29.680
right. They love that America metaphorical
engagement. I don't know why they

1101
01:19:29.720 --> 01:19:31.960
want. I don't know. It's
such a stupid situation. But they're like,

1102
01:19:32.079 --> 01:19:34.520
let's get married, and and like, just like, I don't know

1103
01:19:34.600 --> 01:19:42.000
why weddings are so expensive, so
small expensive, have a small thing,

1104
01:19:42.079 --> 01:19:46.720
don't go why you just having it? Racing canes in a park, useless

1105
01:19:46.720 --> 01:19:50.880
piece of ship, barbarian? Fuck
it. I I can't stand I can't

1106
01:19:50.920 --> 01:19:55.600
get off this. You hate you. You're like chicken fries are mid I

1107
01:19:55.760 --> 01:20:00.680
go raising Kanes is an optimal chicken. I just I can't said that.

1108
01:20:00.399 --> 01:20:03.199
You said that, just now,
you said it's optimal chicken. It's not

1109
01:20:03.359 --> 01:20:06.640
even close. It's like not even
in the same ballpark. That was the

1110
01:20:06.640 --> 01:20:14.640
best chicken a round in my life. I specific specifically, I'm having wrong,

1111
01:20:16.319 --> 01:20:30.800
joins us on the podcast. I'm
sorry, Yeah, he's doing at

1112
01:20:30.840 --> 01:20:34.039
this point now we made fun of
Robert F. Kennedy last episode. Yeah,

1113
01:20:35.399 --> 01:20:44.039
I don't have anything against fucking fan. Man. I don't know everything.

1114
01:20:44.119 --> 01:20:46.800
Everything emotional is is I've done stupid. I've done the stupidest in the

1115
01:20:46.840 --> 01:20:49.680
world just because of like I thought
I was in love and it's like the

1116
01:20:49.800 --> 01:20:53.560
dumbest ship in the world. I
look, I'm like, that is so

1117
01:20:54.239 --> 01:20:57.199
um you my homie. During that
time, I was gonna make fun of

1118
01:20:57.199 --> 01:20:58.600
you about it. I was gonna
like, all right, I gotta be

1119
01:20:58.640 --> 01:21:00.880
a good this is one of the
times that you should be a good friend

1120
01:21:00.960 --> 01:21:02.319
for your friend. But I look
back, but I was like, damn,

1121
01:21:02.359 --> 01:21:04.560
bro, you're pretty stupid. But
then I was just like, all

1122
01:21:04.640 --> 01:21:08.560
right, man, if it's just
Christen, you go for I think,

1123
01:21:09.199 --> 01:21:15.039
right, yeah, I'd like this
guy is this nigga is dumbat your friends

1124
01:21:15.079 --> 01:21:18.319
are supposed to tell you the truth, man, Kings is useless. If

1125
01:21:18.439 --> 01:21:23.760
someone if someone is really passionate about
something, and I know it's dumb and

1126
01:21:23.840 --> 01:21:26.680
they're really passionate, but you know
what, man, you're not gonna listen

1127
01:21:26.720 --> 01:21:29.239
to me. You're not listening to
me in the first place anymore. So

1128
01:21:29.479 --> 01:21:31.520
go live your life. Experience,
got experience, and then we'll talk after

1129
01:21:31.560 --> 01:21:36.760
you're done, after you're done with
you raped and murdered, and then there

1130
01:21:36.840 --> 01:21:43.680
was no talking after you're done,
saved him. No, never, never,

1131
01:21:44.439 --> 01:21:47.039
kings doesn't reflect at all like that. I don't reflect about people at

1132
01:21:47.079 --> 01:21:49.920
all, Dude. I forget so
many it's the previous day, the second,

1133
01:21:50.399 --> 01:21:56.359
the second, the next day begins. Just I can't wait to get

1134
01:21:56.520 --> 01:22:01.600
raising canes. Every day is a
new game plus for Kingson, It's like

1135
01:22:01.720 --> 01:22:04.079
I go to bed, I go
to bed, I say some weird sequence

1136
01:22:04.119 --> 01:22:06.920
of letters, and I wake up
the next day like, ah, this

1137
01:22:08.000 --> 01:22:13.039
is pretty good. You wake up
prestige. I've seen you, I've seen

1138
01:22:13.119 --> 01:22:18.479
your fucking your schedule. It's wake
up piss raising canes, podcasts, Raising

1139
01:22:18.600 --> 01:22:23.720
canes, piss, sleep, raising
canes, wake up, wake up,

1140
01:22:24.000 --> 01:22:39.319
wake up, wake up, piss, get out of bed raising. The

1141
01:22:39.479 --> 01:22:44.079
idea of somebody pissing in their bed
is still so funny to me, dude,

1142
01:22:44.680 --> 01:22:49.439
it's so funny, so relaxed.
They starts. His white mattress looks

1143
01:22:49.479 --> 01:22:56.720
like fucking SpongeBob SquarePants when he wakes
up because all the acid, there's a

1144
01:22:56.800 --> 01:23:00.920
literal holes in it. What are
you drinking? It said? Oh man,

1145
01:23:00.960 --> 01:23:04.920
what do you mean, just just
raising canes and high seat. That's

1146
01:23:04.960 --> 01:23:09.279
it. That's it. I seed. You know you don't put that.

1147
01:23:11.640 --> 01:23:15.800
I take cant acids. You're taking
acids, and your piss still looks like

1148
01:23:15.920 --> 01:23:20.279
that. He's in the bathroom,
pissing, burning through the fucking portlain and

1149
01:23:20.399 --> 01:23:26.880
toilet. It's bubble, it bubbles
in there. Dude. He leaves the

1150
01:23:26.920 --> 01:23:30.000
bathroom, shuts the lights off,
and it sounds like pop rocks. No,

1151
01:23:30.199 --> 01:23:32.920
in fact, it's still light in
there. That's how much. That's

1152
01:23:33.000 --> 01:23:42.199
how fucking high octane is pissed.
Right, Well, I know, I

1153
01:23:42.239 --> 01:23:45.680
don't know, man, Love is
love anger. I've almost I've never been

1154
01:23:45.760 --> 01:23:49.319
I have never every time I've been
angry about something and I've done something out

1155
01:23:49.319 --> 01:23:51.680
of anger. I've never regretted it. It's always it's always been like,

1156
01:23:51.760 --> 01:23:56.000
yeah, I did that appropriately.
Like anger is like less misleading to me

1157
01:23:56.119 --> 01:24:00.319
anyway. But yeah, no,
being in love is stupid. I've been

1158
01:24:00.319 --> 01:24:02.119
saying I felt possessed by anger,
and that shit is terrifying. That's like

1159
01:24:02.159 --> 01:24:05.359
the most scary experience I've ever had
in my life, Like one of the

1160
01:24:05.800 --> 01:24:12.039
like existential moments. I was like, I was so angry, I was

1161
01:24:12.439 --> 01:24:17.920
not myself and that is a horrible
feeling. What happened. Never want that

1162
01:24:18.119 --> 01:24:23.560
that ever happened again. I think
after somebody tape over your somebody tape over

1163
01:24:23.600 --> 01:24:28.640
your Digimon episode, it was something
when I was like younger wronging my cousin,

1164
01:24:28.680 --> 01:24:30.439
thing comes to my cousin. I
got so mad. I was like,

1165
01:24:31.560 --> 01:24:33.680
I've never been so angry in my
life. And I look back on

1166
01:24:33.720 --> 01:24:35.239
it and I was like, I
was so angry. I could have done

1167
01:24:35.279 --> 01:24:40.880
something really stupid. Thank god I
lived in the suburbs and I couldn't find

1168
01:24:40.960 --> 01:24:43.920
anything to do stupid with. But
it's just stuff like that. It's just

1169
01:24:44.000 --> 01:24:45.479
like, yeah, he would have
went over it hasn't beat him to death

1170
01:24:45.520 --> 01:24:50.520
with a deer. Hell, did
you over my face? So he looked,

1171
01:24:50.720 --> 01:24:53.600
He's like, this is a deer. He's just like a body of

1172
01:24:53.680 --> 01:24:56.279
a deer, and like somewhat holding
that. He opened the door and I

1173
01:24:56.359 --> 01:24:59.479
started hitting him with I don't think
I have somebody strong enough to grab a

1174
01:24:59.560 --> 01:25:03.920
deer by a legs and swing it
with like effective combat like like like combat

1175
01:25:03.960 --> 01:25:09.079
effectiveness. I would hit you and
send you flying in such an insane way.

1176
01:25:09.720 --> 01:25:13.239
It's such a ridiculous way you would
go flying from that to be flying

1177
01:25:13.279 --> 01:25:15.880
like you remember that Xbox sixty or
that Xbox commercial of like the baby being

1178
01:25:15.960 --> 01:25:19.399
born and it's like shot into the
sky and then it like ages really quickly

1179
01:25:19.880 --> 01:25:26.039
and then it like lands in a
grave. I don't, I swear to

1180
01:25:26.119 --> 01:25:28.520
god, I'm not even joking.
I don't remember. That sounds morbid.

1181
01:25:28.840 --> 01:25:32.560
That's that's what. That's the force
that I'm imagining. Hold on Xbox aging

1182
01:25:33.039 --> 01:25:38.640
commercial, Yeah, morbiss, Yeah, it comes up on YouTube. Yeah,

1183
01:25:38.760 --> 01:25:41.960
life is short. Xbox two thousand
and two. Video game advertisments used

1184
01:25:41.960 --> 01:25:45.000
to be fucking crazy. Yeah,
that's I really want to That really makes

1185
01:25:45.039 --> 01:25:48.840
me want to play Xbox. Maybe
I'm not describing it well, but like

1186
01:25:48.920 --> 01:25:54.479
I this is this is such a
crazy fucking just scream at the top for

1187
01:25:54.600 --> 01:25:58.079
lungs, dude, it's not a
loaf of bread. Essentially as a kid,

1188
01:25:58.960 --> 01:26:00.560
dude, you have no idea.
Hey it has no penis, that

1189
01:26:00.720 --> 01:26:30.520
was going on genitals. It's just
a baby gender sex this baby, dude.

1190
01:26:30.560 --> 01:26:33.920
I love. I can't believe never
seen this, dude. I love

1191
01:26:34.039 --> 01:26:36.600
this. This curercion was one of
the one of the first things I saw

1192
01:26:36.800 --> 01:26:42.760
was like, what is video games? Exactly? Because I remember feeling like

1193
01:26:42.880 --> 01:26:46.560
I had played them, but uh, life is short play more. Yeah,

1194
01:26:47.119 --> 01:26:49.399
it's really old. This was like
two thousand and two. This was

1195
01:26:49.439 --> 01:26:55.039
original. It's crazy that he's like, that's like the that's literally the worst

1196
01:26:55.359 --> 01:27:00.399
life ever ever. You have no
genitals, you can't even come your just

1197
01:27:00.680 --> 01:27:05.159
shooting through the air and agonizing pain. That motherfucker was like screaming the entire

1198
01:27:05.279 --> 01:27:13.960
time, just explodes into the grave, just exploding such a see you live

1199
01:27:14.199 --> 01:27:19.319
how much? So when it first
shoots out, it's probably at like seven

1200
01:27:19.439 --> 01:27:27.720
seconds in so literally you lived for
a less way less than a minute.

1201
01:27:30.439 --> 01:27:33.840
Dude. I love I love that. I miss like when game, Like

1202
01:27:33.920 --> 01:27:39.119
when when video game advertising was fucking
crazy like this, this is like pretty.

1203
01:27:39.199 --> 01:27:41.000
It's just like do you remember,
like it was this one? And

1204
01:27:41.279 --> 01:27:43.680
do you remember like the PlayStation baby
commerce, Like there was a lot of

1205
01:27:43.720 --> 01:27:45.319
baby commercials weirdly enough, but like
I remember the PS three in that in

1206
01:27:45.439 --> 01:27:49.560
that that white room with the floating
baby. Do you remember that one?

1207
01:27:49.680 --> 01:27:55.880
That sounds familiar? No? I
don't remember it. We're really PS three

1208
01:27:56.479 --> 01:28:00.840
baby ad you've never seen this?
Hold on, let me so it's a

1209
01:28:00.880 --> 01:28:03.119
baby doll, but like it's here, it is. I can't believe you've

1210
01:28:03.159 --> 01:28:08.199
never seen this or like you don't
remember it. But it was like so

1211
01:28:08.439 --> 01:28:12.840
much of the advertising back then was
just this fucking like almost like it was.

1212
01:28:13.399 --> 01:28:16.760
It wasn't like horror exactly. It
was like it was like eerie or

1213
01:28:16.840 --> 01:28:19.239
like trying to get you to feel
like off, yeah you know what I

1214
01:28:19.319 --> 01:28:24.279
mean, Like something was like something
was wrong. I remember this. Yeah,

1215
01:28:24.279 --> 01:28:30.359
that's fucking play Beyond dude. It's
it's it's so fucking weird, Like

1216
01:28:30.439 --> 01:28:35.319
I miss this now because now it's
yeah, it starts levitating at the end.

1217
01:28:38.039 --> 01:28:42.800
I just I don't know, man, it now it's like this,

1218
01:28:43.079 --> 01:28:46.479
there's really nothing like this anymore.
It's just kind of like new on PlayStation

1219
01:28:46.600 --> 01:28:53.760
Plus and it's like, all right, well cool. I guess somebody showed

1220
01:28:53.840 --> 01:28:58.920
up into my recommended on YouTube and
they were just playing Parasite Eve and uh,

1221
01:28:59.199 --> 01:29:01.159
oh wow, like they have no
idea you keep cut right, and

1222
01:29:01.279 --> 01:29:05.439
it was just some also like some
unknown person. My recommended is full of

1223
01:29:05.720 --> 01:29:09.880
like people starting out and then just
kind of it just gives me. It's

1224
01:29:10.000 --> 01:29:14.159
it's actually kind of interesting. I
think it's pretty cool, and it just

1225
01:29:14.319 --> 01:29:18.000
made me miss the old PlayStation you
know, the opening, just the turning

1226
01:29:18.039 --> 01:29:21.640
on the console. Oh dude,
ye, the PS one's the PS one

1227
01:29:21.920 --> 01:29:27.920
opening sound is fucking I think I'm
sure it's probably I'm sure it's probably nostalgia

1228
01:29:28.000 --> 01:29:30.600
obviously, but like I also think
like there's an element of objectivity too,

1229
01:29:30.600 --> 01:29:33.000
where it's like that is just a
cool fucking sound. There's nothing out of

1230
01:29:33.159 --> 01:29:36.520
everything that has existed, every console
that existed, nothing's come close to it.

1231
01:29:36.800 --> 01:29:43.279
In my opinion. Starting of the
one is, uh, there's no

1232
01:29:43.359 --> 01:29:45.840
way to I don't think there's a
way to really do it with your fucking

1233
01:29:45.000 --> 01:29:55.239
mouth. It's just like those notes
like when and then if your if your

1234
01:29:55.279 --> 01:29:57.560
disc is fucked up and never makes
it past that. It doesn't get to

1235
01:29:58.039 --> 01:30:01.039
it doesn't do this, it doesn't
do the second sound sound was like yeah,

1236
01:30:01.119 --> 01:30:03.800
like like, dude, I loved
it so much, like fil to

1237
01:30:03.880 --> 01:30:08.600
be fair, to be fair,
A lot of those like like P S

1238
01:30:08.680 --> 01:30:15.600
one, p S two, Original
Xbox even, Dude, I liked it,

1239
01:30:15.800 --> 01:30:19.359
But I liked it those least probably
of that generation I liked at the

1240
01:30:19.399 --> 01:30:21.520
least because it just kind of it
was like ethereal, kind of like oh

1241
01:30:23.079 --> 01:30:27.840
yeah, but like the Xbox had
like holy like lava lamp alien sounds and

1242
01:30:27.920 --> 01:30:32.319
it was fucking dope kind of cool. Yeah, and the in the GameCube.

1243
01:30:32.319 --> 01:30:36.520
But the most I'm sorry, the
game it was iconic. Uh,

1244
01:30:38.000 --> 01:30:42.560
I know it was the best one. It was between those three. I

1245
01:30:42.640 --> 01:30:45.479
think it was definitely. I think
it was like the gayest one almost.

1246
01:30:45.880 --> 01:30:51.960
It was so cool. A lot
of nice memes, though, I will

1247
01:30:53.000 --> 01:30:56.800
say good, it's good. It's
it's one hundred percent. The memes of

1248
01:30:56.880 --> 01:30:59.600
that are pretty good. Like I
was big on the Xbox One because it

1249
01:30:59.680 --> 01:31:02.520
just sounds so it sounded like an
alien computer and it's every time I turned

1250
01:31:02.560 --> 01:31:05.479
the original Xbox on, I felt
like I was operating technology that I really

1251
01:31:05.520 --> 01:31:10.520
should be operating, And it was
a really fucking cool feeling that entire that

1252
01:31:10.680 --> 01:31:14.560
entire generation. PS one up until
like three sixty might be the last one

1253
01:31:14.600 --> 01:31:15.840
that I thought was and that was
kind of like okay, like in the

1254
01:31:15.960 --> 01:31:18.319
in the beginning, like you know, it was fine. Yeah, it

1255
01:31:18.399 --> 01:31:21.880
was definitely better the three sixty.
I mean, you can look it up.

1256
01:31:21.920 --> 01:31:25.159
It changed a lot, but like
the original three sixty was fun.

1257
01:31:25.720 --> 01:31:30.039
It was like less cool than like
the PS two GameCube, original Xbox and

1258
01:31:30.039 --> 01:31:31.439
definitely way less than the PS one, but it was still something. The

1259
01:31:31.479 --> 01:31:35.439
PS three sucked, and then PS
four and Xbox one sucked, and PS

1260
01:31:35.520 --> 01:31:40.920
five and Series X sucked. It's
like they never really I don't know,

1261
01:31:41.039 --> 01:31:43.640
man, the PS one is still
supreme in my opinion. That that shit

1262
01:31:43.720 --> 01:31:46.159
was fucking the game boys up there
too, honestly, even though it's like

1263
01:31:46.199 --> 01:31:50.600
super simple. Agreed, Agreed,
it's a nice one. I like that

1264
01:31:50.680 --> 01:31:54.960
one. It's a good one.
But fuck man, that the original PS

1265
01:31:55.039 --> 01:31:58.840
one sound. I could listen to
that sound forever. Probably. Yeah,

1266
01:32:00.840 --> 01:32:05.920
let's let's let's bring this on home, all right, Let's let's bring while

1267
01:32:05.960 --> 01:32:11.840
I while I bring it home,
I'll send this, uh this trailer to

1268
01:32:11.880 --> 01:32:15.359
you, guys. This is a
three sixty commercial for the launch Such a

1269
01:32:15.760 --> 01:32:17.960
man, it's such a different time. Look at this. This is crazy.

1270
01:32:17.960 --> 01:32:20.119
I bet this wouldn't even be allowed
to do today, I bet,

1271
01:32:21.319 --> 01:32:26.600
even though it's super simple. But
I'm gonna read the names now Patreon.

1272
01:32:27.279 --> 01:32:30.800
I didn't even fucking close the Patren
window cut. Damn. Well, they're

1273
01:32:30.800 --> 01:32:33.520
not going to change, brother,
just yeah, but like we already had,

1274
01:32:33.680 --> 01:32:41.079
like we had like such a big
conversation the life do you? I'll

1275
01:32:41.199 --> 01:32:45.439
read Okay, we'll read it separately. Okay, I'll read. I'll record

1276
01:32:45.479 --> 01:32:47.760
it later. I gotta do like
a thing for sacred tonight anyway, so

1277
01:32:47.800 --> 01:32:51.319
I'll just record it after I do
that. But did you click on this

1278
01:32:51.399 --> 01:32:58.159
trailer? Okay? This is fucking
it's it's nuts. It's just a bunch

1279
01:32:58.239 --> 01:33:00.760
of people in like a city street
and like a jbbing mall pretending to shoot

1280
01:33:00.960 --> 01:33:05.760
the fuck out of each other finger
guns. Yeah, I do. I

1281
01:33:05.920 --> 01:33:13.760
love I love this fucking ad.
It was banned bad because it was like

1282
01:33:13.880 --> 01:33:17.960
it was like, you're encouraging real
world violence yet with finger guns. That's

1283
01:33:18.000 --> 01:33:23.520
so stupid. Why are we so
dumb? Because? Yeah, this is

1284
01:33:23.600 --> 01:33:25.960
cool? As ship. I loved
it that the one at the end,

1285
01:33:26.119 --> 01:33:27.680
the thing at the end, it
really gets me. I love it.

1286
01:33:28.159 --> 01:33:30.520
This guy's like he's like, wait, wait, don't on the phone,

1287
01:33:30.560 --> 01:33:38.600
go hold on. That's good,
that's awesome. I missed this ship,

1288
01:33:38.720 --> 01:33:43.439
dude, Like I don't know whatever, yea, everything wasn't political, like

1289
01:33:43.880 --> 01:33:45.840
like, I don't know, man, Like I I listen to this weird

1290
01:33:45.840 --> 01:33:50.520
bubble of in between where like up
up, yeah, we gotta go by

1291
01:33:53.119 --> 01:33:56.600
nobody cares about, nobody cares about
you, weirdo, fucking go buy raising

1292
01:33:56.640 --> 01:33:58.880
pines and jerk off this ass