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And we are so very much back
boss MMMMPS Fan Wrestling podcast WWF Unforgiven nineteen

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ninety nine. Yes, from Charlotte
Coliseum, fifteen thousand and seven seven nine

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in attendance, how many fifteen thousand, seven hundred wow, and seventy nine,

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which is a five hundred five thousand
dollars gate half a million dollars of

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the gate. Pretty good. Ninety
three thousand in merch they're rocking, man,

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there's some few thousand attendance too,
I heard from what I heard as

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well. Yeah, and that you
know, that's kind of a middling number

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for the time. No. Mercy
the month after did about the same three

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hundred thousand buys. SummerSlam did six
eight thousand, but of course Summer Slim

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always does substantially more. Say it's
it's uh, you know, these one

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of these B shows. It's right
that you know, again, they didn't

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really want to have B shows as
looks like it came into Tikfell and then

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fully Loaded, which we talked about
earlier. Yeah, they didn't want have

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B shows. I mean, I
don't know. I think Russo style of

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booking, it's like whatever the next
thing to happen is is going to be

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the next thing to happen, regardless
of what the next pay per view is.

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Almost yeah, I mean I don't. I don't agree with that mentality.

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No, no, I don't need
I think that's what's a play.

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Yeah, I agree, that's why
I think so all of a sudden,

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there'd be like this random like show
that you don't think is going to matter,

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and you look at the main event
on paper, You're like this,

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it sounds very consequential. This doesn't
doesn't match at all. What I think

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of is in your house, the
most important match of all time, right

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you very often, very often.
So, I mean, you know Deebird

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deeper Deebird's history tone that the don
I mean, that's puts me there,

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Dude, I wrote, I wrote, we opened with attitude, and that's

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about accurate. That's about accurate.
I mean, no one's ever gonna be

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able to run this down. But
there's like the smallest little sound sample in

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the beginning. I swear to god, a voice goes it's history. Kent

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Oh really obsessed. So here comes
the package flames a ring. I mean,

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we're talking completely this is this is
a vintage Attitude era over the top

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hype video it is so absurd.
Well you're gonna listen to it right now.

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But we're talking about we're talking about
just this, this dialogue, like

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what is happening will change the course
of the earth as we know it,

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humanity, humanity will will will change. There will be basically a before unforgiven

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and an after unforgiven. Is the
way that they do basically describe it or

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to make it. That's kind of
the the the vibe of the of the

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package here and then you get close
close with with Freddy Blassie getting all fucking

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biblical as darkness. The Night of
Ricky is us night flames. Six mortal

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men, warriors, all fueled by
the pursuit of the coveted gray along,

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driven by desperation, ruled by the
cold hand of fate, seeking the ultimate

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glory, a blessing that poisons the
soul. Or to be the ruler,

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a warrior must be sworn into a
battle without mercy, a life with a

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hundred part MOUs I talk too.
Darcy must embrace the darkness, must pform

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free hair, his soul to forever
be unreferring jem forgive us resonners, forgive

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us our sins. Deliver us from
evil. The myson S must have mercy

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on our souls. I mean,
it's wrestling, right, We're not like,

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you know, we're not facking having
Moses fucking lead the Hebrews out of

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Egypt, right, Like, it's
not the fucking Ten Commandments here. Have

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mercy on our souls. Hey,
Freddy, that's next month, you know,

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exactly, No, no mercy on
our souls. Imagine that the next

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month he says, have no mercy
on our souls. That'd be fucking amazing.

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I mean, why is that quintessential
attitude to you the we just heard

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because there there was this like there
was a grandiosity. Yes, if life

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were fair to write but even but
like this is even a step further than

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there is, because it's right and
it has really little to do with wrestling,

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right, Like they're talking about the
Holy Grail and gladiators and nights and

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souls and souls and all the shit
where it's like if life were fair.

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It was like they were that's true. They were describing the situation that's fair,

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you know. But at the same
time it definitely had that that that

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movie trailer vibe. But this was
I just remember in the attitude era,

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like especially like you know late ninety
eight, ninety nine, two thousand,

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they would have these these these video
packages to open a show that were it's

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about like metaphysical things, right,
and it was like it made it seem

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like, again, the fate of
the world lies in this wrestling program,

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right, and you could layer on
the verbiage to pretty much any feud that

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ended up headlining the show. It's
just like plays the right title of the

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show unforgiven, right exactly. They
play on that, and then you know,

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talking about these warriors who were fighting
for out of desperation to grab the

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grail and during all send home the
glory, the glory of all time,

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of all humansanity bathing it live in
it diet. If we go much further,

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and they're layering imagery of like all
the guys in the six pack Challenge,

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oh yeah, doing things to each
other over this verbiage. So we

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mentioned this fucking they have this fucking
like uh uh this uh score here written.

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I mean this obviously this is some
kind of uh uh you know,

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royalty free you know whatever they call
it music, but very much in the

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vibe of of like a batman by
Danny Elfman. Sure, you know,

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screeching horns and all that shit just
overwrought, to say the least. Yes,

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indeed, indeed, so Pyro shoots
off at the Charlotte Coliseum. We've

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got a tron high above the entrance
and interestingly, we have a circular screen

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in the center of the aisleway.
It's very uh. I think they did

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the same almost a similar thing with
barversaries that year. Yes, good call.

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It's like a button at the top
of the aisle. Yeah, and

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insane signage of course, I mean
scientific. Oh, forget it, it's

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all that. Yeah, you have
you have maybe about fifty percent humanity fifty

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poster board, right, and that's
that's even before the shamrock match. So

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Jr. Welcomes to sin. The
Charlotte colsseum is electrified with the anticipation of

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a new WWF champion. Of course
we've talked about this before. When you

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can go into a pay per view
back then guaranteeing a new champ, it's

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interesting. Yes, I'm surprised that
by rate wasn't higher than it was.

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Yeah, that's kind of it.
That is kind of true, Like you'd

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think you'd think it was a big
deal. But then again, I imagine

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the uh, it probably would have
been a bigger by rate if if Vince

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was going in as the champion.
Oh totally, you know. But I

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feel like everyone knew that that that
triple Ah was gonna right win. Yeah,

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you know, yeah, it seemed
very unlikely that they would do those

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quick adjustments and then not go back
to where they started. Yeah, right

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right, just like a band in
the trip light things. But there's a

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candy ass sign all kinds of signs, and oh yeah, tonight new crown

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champion. We're told Stone Cold Steve
Austin has guaranteed a new champion tonight,

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they say, and commentary and Lawler
says, you can take it to the

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bank if that's the case. And
we see the referees are on strike.

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They're picketing outside of the Charlotte Coliseum. Tim Tim White and his company.

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They're talking about how scab referees.
They keep calling him scabs throughout the broadcast.

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Yeah, we got a fair we
get a fair amount of scabs for

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sure. I mean it's like it's
it's literally, U I imagine leftover roster

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become agent bactors, I mean roster. You know, it's fucking Steve Lombardi,

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Harvey Whippleman and Tom Pritchard. Yep, anybody who fucking people who's ever

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refed the match before is getting the
assignment that isn't a ref and they're being

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a sign, We're told and Lawler
says there was almost a major altercation earlier

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as the scab were crossing the picket
line to get into the building. Now

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why they wouldn't film that, I
don't know, Probably because they had no

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idea who the scabs were going to
be to the last minute. But yeah,

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that would have been fun, you
know show. Yeah, I think

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it'd been fun to like see Earl
Hebner beating up on fucking Steve Lombardi.

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Yeah, just like screaming at him, like a centimeter from his face,

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spedtle in his face. You know, they could inflate a big giant rat

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out there. People think it was
triple h you know it's fine, ye,

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So Valve steps out, Valvenus.
It's attitude arrow in case you forgoys,

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hello ladies. Absolutely wow, wow
wow wow wow. Whenning kinging and

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you got like you get the twisting
screw and the exploding volcano and all that.

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Yeah, and the flower blooming and
you get the I think they're like

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a hot dog being putting a bun
too. There was what the fuck was

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this venus? I know exactly.
He comes out and points to his head

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like he forgot something. He goes
back and he comes out. I was

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like, I was like, what's
going on here? Like? Did he

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come out too early? He forgot? Is a duffel bag full of vinceus

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dildo's. Well, actually you've listened
to the to the thing. It's it's

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Steve Blackman's duffel bag full of dildos, solutely or martial arts weapons as we're

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told. Yes, Lawler says,
it's valves, tools of the trade.

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So we're supposed to think it's like
dildos and gilbos. Yes, of course

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it's Tom Pritchard and I'm thinking to
myself, wait a minute, aren't all

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these guys tools of the trade?
Scab referee is a Lombardi, actually Sambardi.

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Tom Prichard's like the head scab,
right, he's kind of running point.

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Yeah, Lawler said, you could
use those toys. They buzz and

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they make noise and they vibrate,
talking about you know, the toys of

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Vowel's trade. Yes, so that's
obviously to pop Vince and as as with

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everything now although we know what we
know right, yes, yes, it's

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all Vincus psychos true. Yes,
yes, that lifts the microphone and they

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pop for that WWF logo in the
corner. Oh yes, I need that

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scratch logo. We get it.
Here's here. What good? They don't

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blur it out anymore. On Peacock
you get the straight WWF scratch logo.

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I wonder how about it, Well, because you don't have to in America.

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It's only in England, right,
Well, it's true, yeah,

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and Peacock doesn't distribute there, so
maybe it's still blurred out on the old

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network. I don't know, yeah, I don't know. Well that's a

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good question. Here's valsa promo for
the ladies, hell right right out of

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the headlines too for that matter,
Oh, ladies. You know something,

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ladies. The Big Boboski figures that
the remnants of Hurricane Floyd are still within

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the boundaries of North Carolina. Why
because just this morning the Big Baboski was

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blown from one end of the state. Oh the way out here today?

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Okay, I get it, could
Crystal, I mean, look, porn

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stars obviously have sexual gravitas, but
yes they're not. It's not the same

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thing as like a player that that
you know, beds women all the time.

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It's not the same thing as a
casanova like a porn star. Like,

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do porn stars just go out in
their social life and get me alone

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all the time? I don't.
I don't know. I'm not. I'm

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not friends with any porn stars as
of yet, but I I would imagine

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that it's a job, you know, like I would imagine I think I

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want to think of the the the
episode where where Bob Odenkirk plays a fucking

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former porn actor on Curb. It's
like season one of Curb and he plays

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a former porn actor and it's like
it's just so funny him talking about scenes

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but having this like a dinner party
at his house. It's like, you

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know, they have women screeching for
him, like he's a hard throb,

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and it's like, do do women
like do they scream like when they see

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a porn a male porn star that
I think it's hot? Like is that

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even a thing? I I think
I feel like he's he's also like he's

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kind of a mix of all of
these things. He's he's part porn actor,

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but he's also part casanova and also
part like stripper. And so that's

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true that that all comes across as
why they would cheer for him, because

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maybe you'll see the big Valbowski tonight, you know, maybe you'll see his

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uh, his dick come out and
and and please the ladies and the men

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some men for that. Sure.
Yeah, to stimulate, Patterson questions brother

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going all the way back to the
beefcake gimmick. Uh, Sarah comes Steve

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Blackman take it away? Could could
you? And and good and getting ping

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and there he was. God,
we had done this show before that ask

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him right? But as it were, it was we just looked at him.

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We go, really should we nothing
to ask? Move on? That's

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right, Steve. So the set
pieces for Unforgiven include huge orders. It

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is one of the great It is
one of the great mid card themes.

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Though, I will say, is
Steve Blackman's theme, Like, definitely some

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other people, some other one deserved
that more than he did. Tantric drum.

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Yeah, Like, I think it's
a pretty I always thought it was

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a pretty cool theme. Yeah,
but I just like, but then Steve

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Blackman comes down, It's like,
all right, I guess yeah, there

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are huge stacks of quarters in the
Unforgiven set and tribute to Vince Senior,

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no question. We're told Blackman owns
a third degree black belt. We didn't.

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They didn't say where he bought it, though Jr. Doesn't also specify

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if he earned it or not.
He just apparently owns one silent assassin.

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Yeah, okay about the silent crowd. So we kick it off with Valvenus

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versus Steve Blackman here at Unforgiven nineteen
ninety nine, and I just can't think

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of a hotter pay per view opener. I mean, right, a main

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event anywhere in the world. Honestly, you know, the kind of the

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kind of match you want to open
a fucking pay per view. I will

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say one of the weird things about
Val at this time period was like,

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as much of a pure at alloyd
attitude gimmick he was, he would get

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a lot of ring time, you
know, like he actually, oh yeah,

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he was one of those guys that
would actually have like, you know,

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fifteen sixteen minute matches. I really
feel he could have been so much

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more if he didn't have this fucking
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I think he could have, because
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eight, like I just I thought
it was great. I've really enjoyed him

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and I I thought he he had
a lot of potential and you know,

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but then I'm like, but how's
he going to get around even that,

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I'm like, how's he gonna get
around this fucking well? He couldn't try.

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I remember in like two thousand,
Yeah, yeah, he did like

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swore off the porn star thing and
he got a push. He was icy

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champion, but I wasn't quite there. But no, because like because I

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don't know, like you, I
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area where the gimmick was. The
gimmick was over, the guy wasn't.

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That's right, And it's a shame
because he's a he's good. I

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think I think I think Valve's very
good. Like he's very entertaining to watch.

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He puts on pretty solid matches.
Did you know that he was every

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time at the same time in kind
of like a period of like double duty

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headlining in Mexico as Steel the top
Ford heavyweight in I had no fucking clue.

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Yeah, it's pretty wild. That
is that's crazy. So uh see

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blackman hits the ring and slugs away
baseball slide kicked duck and Valvenus scores with

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a clothes line, and we can
see the cage hovering above the ring for

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the kennel from hellwater of course,
it's uh are lists several of the body

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parts which black men can hurt you
with. We can hurt you with his

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feet, his hands, his head, a variety of things. Well we

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do share something in common. I
can hurt someone with a variety of things

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as well. Oh god, I'm
not kidding. What's that his feet,

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his hands, his head. I
had I had to actually increase my screen

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brightness because that's how black the attitude
arrow was. It's so true. I

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mean, you know we complained about
this is a little ridiculous. No,

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it's it's so it's so dark,
like there's so much black, yes,

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you know, and like in Black
and Red. It's so fucking you know

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Emo nineties. You know, it's
just crazy. I mean it looks like

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walking into a hot topic or a
spencer's It's like, oh totally, it's

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it's just throwing up. It's funny. I actually I actually went with I

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took my daughter and a friend to
the mall. They actually went to the

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mall. They wanted to go to
the mall. Good for them, Good

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for them. Yeah, went to
the mall a couple of weeks ago and

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they wanted to go into hot topic. Yeah it's still going. Man,

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It's like okay, I mean,
it is it is. It's like it's

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it's very different. You know,
it's certainly more uh homogenized than it was.

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You know, when when are you
two going through your Wednesday Adams phase.

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I'm always going through my Wednesday Adams
face. As long as there's a

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Wednesday Adams phase, there will be
a hot topic. Yep, yep.

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So, like I was just I
was laughing. I said, you know,

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I sold I said, you know, I used to go to this

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store when I was when I was
in high school because they had all the

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wrestling shirts. Now they get all
like the retro cool. Oh yeah,

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of course hip band shirts concert tour
from nineteen ninety concert, right, you

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know, and and and comic book
hero shirts and shit. You know they

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want to wear t shirts I had
as a kid. Yet we can't be

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cool to that. Even though they
wanted to exactly know shirts, we wore,

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even though we wore real ones,
you know, Jack and my swag.

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Yeah, even though even though the
shirt that you're that you're buying has

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like purpose, like it's tattered purposefully. God, I have a tattered shirt

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that's legit tattered. That's right,
because we were outside playing, right,

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And it's the same fucking thing,
the same Like the she freaks out,

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she goes crazy for she wants,
like, I really want a Nirvana sweatshirt.

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Do you know what Nirvana is?
It's just empty signifiers to them,

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It's just yeah, it's just this
thing. It's an aesthetic. They see

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like still images from thirty years ago, and they want it. And I'm

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like, you know, you know
they were a band. You know the

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guy died. I don't think of
that. They think of the celebrity wearing

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the shirt. You know. It's
like shirts right on. The Kardashians or

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a Drake wore that Razor ramone shirt
one time. That is the reference point

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for the generation. Not the shirt, but the fact that this guy wore

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a shirt that is vaguely nineties right, fascinating. I didn't see that one

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coming. I have to say.
I let me tell you this, Okay,

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this was this was, this was
mortifying. So I I, I

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had to take my daughter to get
braces and uh, so we're at the

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orthodonist and they got a bunch of
you know, they were there had you

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know, she was she was nervous, and so I I was. They

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were playing ninety had a nineties playlist
going, and they were playing Spice Girls,

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and so I was like, I
was singing along, trying to like,

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you know, get her mind off
things. And the the orthodontists or

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the you know whoever, I don't
know who it is in uh in the

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orthodonis's office. Who does the real
work, you know, like you have

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a dental but is it it's still
dental assistant. I don't know. I

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don't know what the yeah, like
you know. And so she's like,

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oh, I see your dad likes
the playlist and I'm like, yes,

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I do. And she's like,
you like the oldies? Huh. I

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was like, oh, God,
get the fuck out of here. The

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oldies and that's it, dude,
We're there, that's it. The nineties

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are the oldies thirty years ago.
We're fucked and here we are. I

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am thinking we're abnormal, right for
obsessing over the nineties as a time when

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when culture was perfectly aligned in terms
of like, you know, it was

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it was wonderful just to watch TV
back then. And then and then it

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comes a generation, you know,
saying, actually, you're right, that

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you're totally right, because look at
us, look at what we're trying to

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emulate. Yeah, but we're old. That's the bottle, very bizarre,

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very matter. Like I truly didn't
have a I crually didn't give a shit

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about the fifties and sixties when I
was exactly I certainly didn't think it was

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cool. No, right, I
certainly didn't want to dress like the sixties

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in the nineties. No, no, you tell me why kids are going

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to dress like the nineties and the
twenty twenties if it. Oh, they

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did kind of dress like the seventies
a little, but in the nineties there

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was a little bit of that or
Stell bottoms, yeah, bell bottoms and

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like the the hip hugger jeans and
all that shit. Anyway, but yeap,

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so uh up to the corner,
Steve Blackman tries a monkey flip but

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fails. Missus Neble dropping a drop
kicked by Blackman, sends Bealvyess to the

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floor. Jr. Says, like
you said, blackman can hurt you with

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his feet, his head and a
variety of things. And then they call

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out Lombardi and uh Jr. And
Lawler lists some of his other favorite roles

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of their favorite roles of Lombardi's.
The reprieve for this matchup, Steve Lombardi,

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known in some circles as the Brooklyn
Brawler. Yes, one of these

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scab referees. Yeah, Brooklyn Brawler. Steve Lombardy has been doing the clown.

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He's been all sorts of things.
That's so weird. It's so weird.

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They mentioned Doink Okay in MVP,
known in some circles as right Like,

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that's fucking the original MVP he is. To me, that's true,

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that's right, that's right. Sout
of the aprin they go, blackman kicks,

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tries to sup LIKEX and drops Valvenus
on his crotch on the ropes,

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and then black men with red boots
that are slowly being exposed under those baggy

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black fans. Kind of disturbing.
Oh as his pants hike up somehow,

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it's disturbing to me. Ja mentions
there's tension in the locker room and like

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he's ever seen, with Vince having
relinquished the title after winning it on SmackDown,

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and Lawler says he went to see
Vince defend the title. Wanted rather

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to see Vince defend the title,
and Jr. Says, and I quote,

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he kept his word, he did
the right thing. He had no

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trouble looking himself in the mirror,
He had agreement not to get involved in

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any official WWF business. And I
just I can't believe how applicable that quote

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is today. I do the same
thing I do. I do that all

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the time. I have experience do
the right thing. I have experience moving

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myself from WWF business. I do
the right thing. You know. I

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do the right thing when it comes
to one on one you know, relationships

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and interplay. I do the right
thing when it comes to business. I

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you know, I you can't take
that away from me. I can't take

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away from you that you do the
right thing in terms of one on one

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interplay. As you just put it
exactly to the I am. I'm always

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doing what is right to No,
that's right in regards to the way that

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you know. I mean, there
are obviously there are opinions when it comes

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to what is right and wrong.
I don't necessarily believe that. I believe

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that there is only right and that
I do buy it, among other things,

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to the floor's reversed whip and Valvenus
takes out the ring steps, which

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is a yep. They still do
it today, But there's nothing more attitude

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or than hitting the floor and breaking
those steps in half. Yeah, yep,

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yep, and beating people with it
and not getting disqualified. Blackman that

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drives val into the post mine first
into the ring gets a cover for two.

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They reference smack Down on upn and
Rock and Bulldogs started off smack Down

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with some tension. Lawler says it
was supposed to be Triple ahent Bulldogs starting

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out the six pack Challenge tonight.
But Vince's chain, his bulldog is taking

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Undertaker's place when he walked out on
Thursday night. Yeah, took a walk.

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Don't know when he's gonna be back. So yeah, So Steve Blackman

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whips Valvetus to the corner and he
drops, he flexes his bicep. But

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did you didn't I don't Maybe he
didn't notice this or not. The when

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Blackman went for that cover on on
on Venus Lombardy. You see, he

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registered he was going for a heat, was doing a slow count to begin

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with, but because this wasn't the
finish, he held at too before a

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val lifted his shoulders. Oh god, they're not being trained properly. No,

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they're not. You're supposed to slap
three no matter what, unless,

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of course, it would really piss
them off. Then you're supposed to not

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right, jarres Is, don't piss
me off. Black Man doesn't take any

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unnecessary chances. He's a ground man
with a ground attack. He's a ground

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beef man boss the ground, the
ground beef man versus the big boss man.

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Later, good night the ground and
pound if you will, the ground

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beef and a pound of it.
Black with the knee drop and a snap

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soup lex and then Valvenous elbows free
kicks up and drops black Man with a

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Larryato. Valven That starts pulling ahead
at this point, whipping a back elbow

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and drops an elbow whipping. The
King says, they talk about well,

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they talk about VAL's rally, and
you know there are there are comments and

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innu windows for us. Last combination
moves there by, val Venus seemed to

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be building so momentum here he's starting
to rise to the occasion. He's done

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that for money. Cat with that
he's done that for money. Yes,

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yes, it's reminding us that that
that that that apparently Val has has uh

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uh, you know, become erect. I mean that's what they're saying.

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We're not like, we're not being
sophomoric. That's what he's saying. I

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think it's it's funny to call attention
to that the way he doesn't make call

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attention. Indeed, he's not mad
for MONI. Oh yeah, I know,

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we know this Jr. He's been
a porn star gimmick for a year

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and a half now, said Russian
Lake. Sweep by venus hip, swivel

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over black man's carcass and then he
covers him for two not before swiveling his

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dick all over him. Oh god, well there's his Man in the Moon

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is coming out in Christmas time.
I got it for you. You know

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my movie with Jim Carrey called Man
on the Moon's coming out at Christmas.

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Yes, well, Val said he's
working on one called Man in the Moon.

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Oh no, what is the moon? Well, like ass fucking that's

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called the moon. Well, when
you moan somebody. I see, okay,

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you know you moan somebody, you
show me your ass and and so

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you you know, fucking them and
you know, you know what bothers me

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more about that is not that he
said it, you know, because that's

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it's the fact that he he says, oh no, respond to his own

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joke. You know, it's like
fed the line, Like that's what bothers

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me the most, Like like j
R. Should have said that. Not

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right, Lawler. Yeah, that's
a good that's a good catch. Actually

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it's almost like he oh no,
he was talking. He was talking faster

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than his brain could work, and
he realized what he was saying, right,

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and it just I was like,
this is that's it? Did it?

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I sit here feel I felt awkward
when it first happened. I felt

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awkward when I recorded the sound bite. I feel awkward now, like I

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feel like something's amiss. Yes,
there's been a glitch. Yeah, Man

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in the Moon, I'll take that
over. Big Show's starring role in Man

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in the Moonpie Valvenus rolls through it
a cross body attempt that gets to and

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then Blackman catches him, charging with
a spinebuster. He does a jackknife craador,

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at least he tries to, but
he ends up just laying on top

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of Alvinus's carcass. Fucking oh god, he's such a fucking idiot. Val

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barely does anything to get him off
of him. Finally val gets back up.

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It's a bulldog and a DDT.
I mean, it's attitude, arrow

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man. It's move after move after
move after move. There's like no selling,

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no rest, there's no rest,
there's nothing. Valvenis climbs to the

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top rope for the money shot to
a pop. They want him to succeed.

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That's one thing. Like what looks
like he's gonna hit his finish there

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they we're excited for him and not
he he's you know, Valve's over.

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VAL's is a is a great you
know, I meant to die for this

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this time period. Yeah, absolutely
hits the money shot one two, three,

400
00:29:30.960 --> 00:29:33.279
six minutes, thirty three seconds.
Valvenus pin Steve Blackman to kick offf

401
00:29:33.319 --> 00:29:38.200
Unforgiven nineteen ninety nine. Jerry says
the lethal weapon just got unarmed, and

402
00:29:38.240 --> 00:29:45.279
then Jerry says Valvenus has risen again. And then he gets the bag he

403
00:29:45.319 --> 00:29:48.279
brought up bag yep, yep,
and there's a stick in there. There

404
00:29:48.319 --> 00:29:52.240
is Laller says there's something buzzing in
there that's definitely a vents line. And

405
00:29:52.279 --> 00:29:57.920
then book About talk about his vibrators
mentioned say Lawler say, look, I

406
00:29:57.920 --> 00:30:02.319
think he's got a vibrator up his
button. Say it, say it,

407
00:30:02.519 --> 00:30:04.279
say it, say it, say
it, say it, say it.

408
00:30:04.319 --> 00:30:08.599
Exciting They got him from the glove
box, and then boom, Steve Blackman

409
00:30:08.680 --> 00:30:12.400
cracks Valven is over the head of
the windowstick and then Stevenbardi's calling in help

410
00:30:14.000 --> 00:30:18.920
and the scabs don't know to do
the X apparently when things are getting too

411
00:30:18.960 --> 00:30:22.000
real, right, and now comes
Barbara Bush. The emt Oh my god,

412
00:30:22.039 --> 00:30:26.599
that's who this was. I forgot
all about Barbara Bush. I did

413
00:30:26.640 --> 00:30:30.039
too. No, I was like, it's like, holy shit, that's

414
00:30:30.079 --> 00:30:34.279
that. That's that random, big
titted blonde from nineteen ninety nine. I

415
00:30:34.279 --> 00:30:37.559
would say, add Barbara Bush to
the death toll. But that's the raw

416
00:30:37.680 --> 00:30:41.799
one, that's right. They had
the empt with the big bust yep,

417
00:30:42.039 --> 00:30:45.440
yeah yeah, and then eventually she
wrestled for like two seconds. Well you

418
00:30:45.440 --> 00:30:48.480
know who we do have to add
to the death toll that I forgot to

419
00:30:48.519 --> 00:30:52.880
mention who Jim Dotson had a security
Oh the guy here in the leather keangle

420
00:30:52.920 --> 00:30:56.079
that they were trying to the guy, the guy you mean, the guy

421
00:30:56.079 --> 00:31:02.279
wh looks like Kevin James. Yeah, indeed, yeah, he passed away.

422
00:31:03.319 --> 00:31:06.000
This is a guy who used to
be a fixture during the Attitude era

423
00:31:06.319 --> 00:31:07.920
in the audience when the wrestlers were
brawling the crowd. He'd be the one

424
00:31:07.960 --> 00:31:11.079
kind of holding back the fans.
And he was jacked to the gills.

425
00:31:11.079 --> 00:31:14.759
And he had always had that leather
keangle hat on backwards, so he was

426
00:31:14.880 --> 00:31:18.039
he really stood out fucking so fucking
annoying that hat. Oh, I know

427
00:31:18.160 --> 00:31:22.519
that leather like Jesus. A lot
of time and place that hat was,

428
00:31:22.640 --> 00:31:25.359
man, I know, backwards,
always backward. No one would, no

429
00:31:25.359 --> 00:31:26.720
one dare wear front, no one
word. Yeah, right, No,

430
00:31:26.799 --> 00:31:30.319
you're a fucking idiot, right,
you know exactly. You don't want took

431
00:31:30.359 --> 00:31:34.559
like a moron. So so people
got really curious about who's this jacked guy.

432
00:31:34.559 --> 00:31:37.400
They thought he was a worker.
He really wasn't. He was just

433
00:31:37.400 --> 00:31:41.359
a guy that was, you know, involved in security. And sure enough

434
00:31:41.400 --> 00:31:45.920
that the curiosity about him reached a
point where they convinced him to get involved

435
00:31:45.960 --> 00:31:48.799
in doo someo angles and he does. He starts it here, I remember,

436
00:31:48.920 --> 00:31:51.880
but very specifically, I'm like,
Okay, finally this guy's going to

437
00:31:51.920 --> 00:31:55.119
do an angle because everyone assumes he's
a wrestler anyway. And then after I

438
00:31:55.160 --> 00:31:56.920
think after Russo left, they just
dropped it because you never see anything else

439
00:31:56.960 --> 00:32:00.599
from this guy. Yeah. No, but he he gets in there and

440
00:32:00.640 --> 00:32:04.440
breaks this up and almost shoots like
a double leg when Steve Blackman gets in

441
00:32:04.480 --> 00:32:07.160
his face. He like tussles with
Steve Blackman and they'd identify him as head

442
00:32:07.160 --> 00:32:10.559
of security. And you can see
he has the earpiece in that he has

443
00:32:10.640 --> 00:32:15.240
to communicate with the back and everything. Yeah, but yeah, he he

444
00:32:15.279 --> 00:32:21.039
passed away. He passed away untimely. I think it was something here from

445
00:32:21.880 --> 00:32:24.720
It was a post from someone who
knew him online here. Dotson sadly was

446
00:32:24.720 --> 00:32:30.680
forced to retire in twenty one due
to chronic severe migraines, it says here,

447
00:32:30.160 --> 00:32:34.359
and they progressed to the point where
he actually went blind. He lost

448
00:32:34.480 --> 00:32:38.279
retire from what sorry, retire from
what was he doing security? Still?

449
00:32:38.359 --> 00:32:43.519
Yeah? Yeah, ended up losing
his sight and died in twenty fifteen at

450
00:32:43.519 --> 00:32:46.839
the age of forty nine. Jeez, so yeah, the guy in the

451
00:32:46.880 --> 00:32:52.240
hat here at unforgiven the empts hover
over val I mean, cut to Michael

452
00:32:52.279 --> 00:32:57.160
Cole who's with Big Show, and
they say he's involved in the six pack

453
00:32:57.279 --> 00:33:00.720
Challenge, and the world wants to
know where's undertake, and Show says,

454
00:33:00.759 --> 00:33:05.319
did you take a stupid pill today? Check the roster Taker's name is not

455
00:33:05.359 --> 00:33:07.680
on it, and my name is
the Big Show. Got it. I've

456
00:33:07.720 --> 00:33:12.759
been under the learning tree, tough
love, hard knocks, I have the

457
00:33:12.799 --> 00:33:16.799
killer instinct and now no one can
compare with me. No way, I'm

458
00:33:16.799 --> 00:33:20.759
not leaving with the wi fedel in
my bag or around my waist. I

459
00:33:20.759 --> 00:33:22.960
don't know why he said in my
bag. First it was so weird.

460
00:33:23.039 --> 00:33:27.599
He's such a idiot, and then
he says, got it, you monkey.

461
00:33:29.079 --> 00:33:30.480
Oh and he has a gold chain
on too. For nineteen ninety nine

462
00:33:30.559 --> 00:33:35.000
charisma, Yes, yes, I
think more charismatic than wearing jewelry on a

463
00:33:35.000 --> 00:33:38.799
wrestling TV show in nineteen nine.
Of course, of course Big Show.

464
00:33:38.960 --> 00:33:44.039
I mean not not going well,
No, not going not a compelling character

465
00:33:44.119 --> 00:33:46.319
boss, not at all. I
mean he's such a dufis And as we

466
00:33:46.359 --> 00:33:49.960
mentioned in part one, undertake herself
of a torn groin, and I feel

467
00:33:49.960 --> 00:33:52.480
like it was touch and go.
I feel like Bulldog was plugged in at

468
00:33:52.480 --> 00:33:54.400
the last second because it was like
a question as to whether Taker would be

469
00:33:54.400 --> 00:33:58.000
able to make it or not.
Yeah, and they did, Like you

470
00:33:58.039 --> 00:34:00.920
mentioned that throwaway segment backstage with a
just quit pivoted away. It'll be Austin's

471
00:34:00.960 --> 00:34:05.440
lot tonight. We're told I love
the static match graphics. They were so

472
00:34:05.599 --> 00:34:08.639
bare bones back then. Yep.
I mean it's very simple, you know,

473
00:34:08.840 --> 00:34:13.039
nothing fancy, just doing the thing. Things aren't flying all over the

474
00:34:13.039 --> 00:34:16.360
screens. Just here's the two wrestlers
get ready, then there's a package and

475
00:34:16.440 --> 00:34:21.000
cool says Webster's Dictionary defines friends.
Is one attached to another by affection or

476
00:34:21.119 --> 00:34:28.639
esteem. This is of course about
Dlow Brown and Mark Henry. Yes,

477
00:34:28.679 --> 00:34:30.159
it is, who had had a
falling out. And you know, they

478
00:34:30.440 --> 00:34:35.039
dramatized the fact that that you know, WWF was completely obsessed with getting Mark

479
00:34:35.079 --> 00:34:37.239
Henry to drop weight, so that
whenever he did drop weight, they also

480
00:34:37.239 --> 00:34:39.960
didn't push him. Well, but
this is one of those periods, and

481
00:34:39.960 --> 00:34:43.280
they made it in a storyline where
Dilo is trying you know, he of

482
00:34:43.320 --> 00:34:46.159
course famously was three hundred pounds when
he started in the business and trimmed way

483
00:34:46.280 --> 00:34:51.760
way down to the point where he
could almost pass for junior heavyweight. And

484
00:34:52.719 --> 00:34:54.199
the storyline here is he's trying to
get Mark Henry whipped into shape, his

485
00:34:54.199 --> 00:34:58.480
old nation of domination buddy. And
so they do skits of him training and

486
00:34:58.599 --> 00:35:01.119
you know, getting his blood pressure, and they even had a segment one

487
00:35:01.159 --> 00:35:05.199
time as they show with his highlight
package where doctor tells Mark Henry he cannot

488
00:35:05.199 --> 00:35:07.440
wrestle due to high blood pressure on
a particular show. So that's good stuff,

489
00:35:07.519 --> 00:35:09.280
you know, let's make an angle
out of the fact that he has

490
00:35:09.320 --> 00:35:13.440
high blood pressure sounds. I mean, it's like, I mean, seriously,

491
00:35:13.639 --> 00:35:16.480
why why, why why? It's
probably happened once and Russo's like,

492
00:35:16.599 --> 00:35:22.280
oh, if it happened in reality, bro, so it's got to happen

493
00:35:22.360 --> 00:35:24.000
in the ring, bro. In
case you've got what year it is,

494
00:35:24.079 --> 00:35:29.679
Mark Henry in Pelee Pelet streetwear,
I know. Dela says it's about not

495
00:35:29.760 --> 00:35:34.239
losing a friend to being fat,
okay, And then here's Mark Henry,

496
00:35:34.480 --> 00:35:37.119
you know, trying to eat the
healthy diet and then he goes can her

497
00:35:37.159 --> 00:35:40.320
brother gets some sauce, some butter
or something so this isn't about food.

498
00:35:40.320 --> 00:35:43.800
By the way, the restling business
isn't about food. I just want to

499
00:35:43.800 --> 00:35:46.400
remind you about that. It's not
about Al Snow eating pepper steak. It's

500
00:35:46.440 --> 00:35:52.280
not about Mark Henry looking for butter
on his waffles. It's nothing to do

501
00:35:52.320 --> 00:35:54.880
with any of that. So then
Henry slams Delo with a guitar and turns

502
00:35:54.920 --> 00:36:00.239
on him because he's pissed that he
wants him to not eat butter. And

503
00:36:00.159 --> 00:36:04.679
then somehow this involves the European title. They love handing belts to people back

504
00:36:04.719 --> 00:36:07.239
then, man, I mean it
was like, seriously, it was nuts.

505
00:36:07.880 --> 00:36:12.519
How about it? They fucking do. It's impossible to keep up with

506
00:36:12.559 --> 00:36:15.719
that, ladies and gentlemen. By
the way, Mark Henry in a blue

507
00:36:15.800 --> 00:36:20.360
glacier color singlet was a time period, wasn't it. This is I mean,

508
00:36:20.400 --> 00:36:22.719
this is the be any of his
sexual chocolate face. It was It

509
00:36:22.760 --> 00:36:31.920
said sexual chocolate right there on the
on the singlet. It's sexual tremendou.

510
00:36:31.920 --> 00:36:37.760
I'm gonna give it all to you. So Lily Garcia is there with Mark

511
00:36:37.800 --> 00:36:39.679
Henry and some women. She sucks, by the way, Lilian at this

512
00:36:39.800 --> 00:36:44.440
she sucks. Don't know, no
interviewing. Please, God, awful,

513
00:36:44.519 --> 00:36:46.000
we're done. We're done. Henry
says, let me tell you what I

514
00:36:46.039 --> 00:36:50.000
want a shot at, and he
whispers in her ear and she she slaps.

515
00:36:50.079 --> 00:36:52.079
Yeah, yeah, you know what
it is. What do you say

516
00:36:52.079 --> 00:36:55.679
to her? Pussy? See?
I thought he said a number three with

517
00:36:55.800 --> 00:37:00.679
cheese outside. That's what he says. That, that's what he says when

518
00:37:00.679 --> 00:37:09.400
he wants pussy three with cheese.
You know what I want? What number

519
00:37:09.400 --> 00:37:17.719
three with cheese? A DVD copy
of Honor Majesty's Secret Service. So we

520
00:37:17.840 --> 00:37:23.880
cut outside work to know nighttime in
Charlote Christmas list month. Oh my god,

521
00:37:24.000 --> 00:37:30.000
the referees are picking unfair working conditions. Okay, what about unfair shooting

522
00:37:30.000 --> 00:37:35.280
conditions. Failer says, those guys
haven't been successful on the pick and line

523
00:37:36.400 --> 00:37:39.400
and not wrong? Was that not
wrong? Not wrong? Yeah, but

524
00:37:39.440 --> 00:37:45.239
that's before the picket line have been
successful. The women, these two women

525
00:37:45.320 --> 00:37:47.880
with Mark Henry, I have to
say, the one on the right on

526
00:37:47.920 --> 00:37:51.360
the well to his left, in
particular, they look like they're being held

527
00:37:51.400 --> 00:37:52.880
captive. They do not look like
No, they don't want to be there

528
00:37:52.880 --> 00:37:54.440
in their right mind. No,
no, no, they don't want to

529
00:37:54.440 --> 00:37:58.320
be here comes speaking of not want
to be there Tom Pritchard's and blue Tom

530
00:37:58.320 --> 00:38:00.320
Pritchard and Blue pants as a referee. How I can't. I can't with

531
00:38:00.440 --> 00:38:06.280
him. He's such a fucking asshole. What do he do to you?

532
00:38:06.280 --> 00:38:09.159
Well, he exists, he's on
a podcast like well, you know,

533
00:38:10.039 --> 00:38:15.039
every answer, like he takes like
forty seconds of pause. Yeah, I

534
00:38:15.039 --> 00:38:19.719
could write, because he's trying to
fucking him and his brother, Right,

535
00:38:20.239 --> 00:38:24.880
I can't. Howard Finkel now doing
announcing by the way, he's there,

536
00:38:25.239 --> 00:38:29.519
Yes, so they're trying Lily and
I guess now more as a backstage interviewer

537
00:38:29.519 --> 00:38:32.440
on pay per views than a ring
announcer, right, yeah, more or

538
00:38:32.519 --> 00:38:36.880
less she was unwraw as the ring
announcer in Tony Chimmels on his backdown as

539
00:38:36.880 --> 00:38:38.119
the ring announcer, but on pay
per views they were still going with Fink.

540
00:38:39.639 --> 00:38:42.639
This is when one of the girls, it's with Mark Henry. This

541
00:38:42.679 --> 00:38:45.719
is when the girls used to wear
bracelets on their biceps. Remember those?

542
00:38:45.960 --> 00:38:49.039
Oh god, yes, oh my
god, what happened to those? And

543
00:38:49.039 --> 00:38:52.119
then of course the black lining on
their lipstick, like they would trace their

544
00:38:52.119 --> 00:38:55.480
lips in a thin black pencil,
remember that, yep? And then color

545
00:38:55.519 --> 00:39:00.360
it in whatever. Yep. Henry
with the Mike says there's not going to

546
00:39:00.360 --> 00:39:01.679
be a European title match tonight,
and he tells him to go start the

547
00:39:01.679 --> 00:39:05.559
car the ladies. He says,
normally I would go on with this thing,

548
00:39:05.559 --> 00:39:07.719
but I think that's why I got
this part for you. I was

549
00:39:07.760 --> 00:39:13.880
like, this is just also because
he we'll just play. Normally I would

550
00:39:13.920 --> 00:39:22.800
go on with this thing, but
I think I got slapped back there and

551
00:39:22.960 --> 00:39:29.440
something in my head just popped.
Oh, I think I got a brainer

552
00:39:29.519 --> 00:39:36.440
hysm or something brainierism brain and yours
Mark. That's close. So I'm just

553
00:39:36.519 --> 00:39:42.400
gonna do this another time, maybe
tomorrow night on Raws. Maybe tomorrow night

554
00:39:42.440 --> 00:39:47.719
on RAZ. I thought you'd jump
on the brainerism. No God helped Ken.

555
00:39:49.639 --> 00:39:52.199
At some point backstage you said brainerism, and he can never live it

556
00:39:52.239 --> 00:39:58.039
down. I know, poor guy, all right? Well on RAS,

557
00:39:58.360 --> 00:40:04.440
I knew a guy when I lived
in l A. And you know,

558
00:40:04.639 --> 00:40:08.679
he'd say when I first met him, I remember, I said, I

559
00:40:08.679 --> 00:40:12.920
said, you know, we're talking
about food, of course, what else?

560
00:40:13.440 --> 00:40:15.119
And he said, I said,
what do you like? What do

561
00:40:15.159 --> 00:40:17.480
you what? I said, you
know, what's your favorite burger place in

562
00:40:19.039 --> 00:40:22.519
l A. He says, Oh, I love fat burgers. It's fat

563
00:40:22.519 --> 00:40:28.320
Burgerah, just fucking that made me
think of that. I said maybe tomorrow

564
00:40:28.400 --> 00:40:32.599
night, I'm raws. Mark Henry
loves fat burger's too. He does,

565
00:40:35.599 --> 00:40:37.639
you know, you know, damn
fucking well, dude. When he's in

566
00:40:37.639 --> 00:40:44.719
the vicinity, the fat burger closes
down. Mark Henry goes to fucking town

567
00:40:45.400 --> 00:40:47.079
a fat burger added in and out? Does he go animal style? Oh?

568
00:40:47.159 --> 00:40:55.320
Absolutely, he is animal style Mark
animal style Henry, Mark hannimal style

569
00:40:55.400 --> 00:40:59.679
Henry. Everyone thinks it's like a
sick like nickname for his like aggressive and

570
00:40:59.800 --> 00:41:01.840
ring. But it's just play on
the in and out burger. It's just

571
00:41:01.840 --> 00:41:05.320
because he likes fucking in and out
burger. Whenever that goes to l A.

572
00:41:05.480 --> 00:41:07.639
Here's the thing. You can walk
out in this match, Mark Henry.

573
00:41:07.639 --> 00:41:09.880
But did you did you game out
for the possibility that you may be

574
00:41:09.960 --> 00:41:16.280
interrupted by Delo's theme song? Uh
oh, you're looking at the real deal

575
00:41:16.440 --> 00:41:22.320
now, I'm gonna kick you on
the street. Bring it on? What

576
00:41:22.360 --> 00:41:25.039
you're gonna do about it? Bring
it on? Is that what you got?

577
00:41:25.880 --> 00:41:30.119
Yeah? Yeah, that's what I
go. He comes out like the

578
00:41:30.159 --> 00:41:32.480
match is still on. And he
marches down with the and he ducks a

579
00:41:32.519 --> 00:41:36.800
belt and starts a belt shot,
starts slugging out Mark Henry and here we

580
00:41:36.840 --> 00:41:38.239
go, Yeah, yeah, we
go. We go right into it.

581
00:41:38.280 --> 00:41:42.159
There, Delo sent soaring into a
post. The ringside post takes a big

582
00:41:42.159 --> 00:41:45.000
bump and then the bell sounds,
so I guess, yeah, you know

583
00:41:45.039 --> 00:41:46.480
how that works. Again. He
no longer has the ability to say he's

584
00:41:46.480 --> 00:41:51.199
not gonna do this match, because
the bell sounded again. Like you said,

585
00:41:52.719 --> 00:41:54.519
he could just walk out, but
not right what she was doing.

586
00:41:54.920 --> 00:41:58.559
And now Delo Brown got in his
way, and now Dealer Brown's out of

587
00:41:58.559 --> 00:42:01.719
his way. But he forgot that
he could cantinue walking apparently, so he

588
00:42:01.760 --> 00:42:06.599
got Henry vers Delo for the European
title. Delo's outside in over Mark Henry's

589
00:42:06.599 --> 00:42:07.840
back, and he goes behind and
hits some right hands. Whip is reversed

590
00:42:07.840 --> 00:42:10.599
and Mark Henry tries a guerrilla press
lamb, but Delo drops down and then

591
00:42:10.679 --> 00:42:15.559
lifts him in a sky high power
bomb. Yeah, pretty impressive for the

592
00:42:15.599 --> 00:42:17.480
one too. Yeah yeah. HeLa
comes off the middle rope and then elbow

593
00:42:17.519 --> 00:42:24.159
drop. That gets too I gotta
tell you all right now on paper I'm

594
00:42:24.199 --> 00:42:29.960
looking at this and I'm like,
I'm not digging it. I'm not excited,

595
00:42:30.119 --> 00:42:34.920
right, but I think it's a
pretty good Many worked hard. I

596
00:42:34.960 --> 00:42:37.519
think they really did. You can
tell Dilo made it his mission to get

597
00:42:37.519 --> 00:42:39.400
a you know, a good match
out of Mark Henry. That made made

598
00:42:39.440 --> 00:42:43.039
the office sea upside in the ring
because that was his the dock. He

599
00:42:43.039 --> 00:42:47.320
couldn't do a match, you know, I know it would take how many

600
00:42:47.400 --> 00:42:51.920
how many years later before it would
actually it actually fucking Matt Oh my god.

601
00:42:51.960 --> 00:42:55.039
I mean, I guess there was
that short Goldberg program when Goldberg came

602
00:42:55.079 --> 00:43:00.000
in six or something like that.
Yeah, whenever he had the Hall of

603
00:43:00.039 --> 00:43:06.320
Pain. Oh my god. Ja
references upcoming Skybox Office UK show. So

604
00:43:06.360 --> 00:43:08.679
the high stakes here, who's gonna
go in as European Champion. I'm sure

605
00:43:08.679 --> 00:43:12.039
the people of London can't wait to
see He's gonna be Deelo Brown or Mark

606
00:43:12.039 --> 00:43:15.079
Henry. Oh my god. Henry
catches him in hot shots him on the

607
00:43:15.159 --> 00:43:17.360
charge into the ropes and then he
tries jumping on Delo's back like you used

608
00:43:17.400 --> 00:43:20.800
to do when you're draped in the
middle rope. Yep. Yeah, a

609
00:43:20.880 --> 00:43:22.400
Dela moves out of the way and
man does Mark Henry crash at a nasty

610
00:43:22.440 --> 00:43:27.079
angle for his size to be flying
around like that? Oh yeah, totally

611
00:43:27.400 --> 00:43:30.360
yeah, yeah, they say in
commentary, was ripped his hamstring? What

612
00:43:30.480 --> 00:43:34.000
about his ham? I know,
I'm just gonna say he definitely, he

613
00:43:34.079 --> 00:43:36.599
definitely ripped. If he rips a
ham you know, he gets very nervous.

614
00:43:36.599 --> 00:43:39.599
He's hope the ham's okay. Delos
as fuck this, I'm going Undertaker

615
00:43:39.679 --> 00:43:49.800
Brown zero and yeah, you're right, and then he fucking who listen.

616
00:43:50.760 --> 00:43:57.280
It's not unknown that I'm not a
huge Delo fan, but who the fuck

617
00:43:57.400 --> 00:44:04.199
said, Hey, you got a
sore who notified in traffic control? D

618
00:44:04.360 --> 00:44:08.679
Loo. I'm gonna give you the
fucking keys to the plane, right and

619
00:44:08.719 --> 00:44:14.599
you're gonna fly. You're gonna fucking
fly over that top Rowe Clarence to take

620
00:44:14.639 --> 00:44:17.440
off and he does what the fuck
sores of the planche, clearing the top

621
00:44:17.519 --> 00:44:21.760
rope, just like Undertaker taking out
Mark Henry on the floor. He's war

622
00:44:22.000 --> 00:44:24.199
I was working chooes on. He
really does. Jrris is. No one

623
00:44:24.239 --> 00:44:28.360
has improved in this game more than
the last year than Deelo Brown. Okay,

624
00:44:28.639 --> 00:44:30.320
comes back in and does a cross
body off the top for two,

625
00:44:30.480 --> 00:44:34.880
Mark Henry comes back with a grilla
press front slam for two. Lawler says

626
00:44:36.679 --> 00:44:37.880
when he's out to dinner, he
would order a sixty ounced t bone and

627
00:44:37.920 --> 00:44:40.880
tell him to bring Mark lettuce or
chicken breast. And that's why he's so

628
00:44:40.880 --> 00:44:45.199
pissed at him, because not only
would Deelo Brown make Mark Henry ead clean,

629
00:44:45.239 --> 00:44:46.719
but then he would eat a crazy
meal in his face. I mean.

630
00:44:46.760 --> 00:44:53.280
Also, let's be honest here,
not fucking mister fucking fit here.

631
00:44:53.599 --> 00:44:58.760
I'm on sts Figger all right,
Yeah, people like I think they forget

632
00:44:58.800 --> 00:45:00.159
the fans really never saw him fat. I mean he was when he was

633
00:45:00.199 --> 00:45:04.360
in the nation, as you know, the suit wearing guys and puts to

634
00:45:04.440 --> 00:45:07.119
the table, but they didn't really
let him be a television character until he

635
00:45:07.159 --> 00:45:12.159
slimmed down significantly. They told his
odd time that he dropped a ton of

636
00:45:12.159 --> 00:45:15.880
weight. But it's not like people
remember him being in the ring having matches

637
00:45:15.960 --> 00:45:19.360
the size of Mark Henry. Yeah, but there it is. Mark Henry

638
00:45:19.400 --> 00:45:22.760
hits that cool sit down deal from
before where the guy's draped in the middle

639
00:45:22.800 --> 00:45:23.760
ropes and he doesn't just land on
his back, but he slides all the

640
00:45:23.800 --> 00:45:28.320
way to the floor. Pretty cool
that he get to the top and middle

641
00:45:28.320 --> 00:45:32.920
whee. I always totally listen,
I agree on I think I think he

642
00:45:34.000 --> 00:45:36.880
does. He does well. That
spot always got to rise out of the

643
00:45:36.920 --> 00:45:39.639
crowd as well. Oh, by
the way, an attitude era steal at

644
00:45:39.639 --> 00:45:45.000
the bottom of the announcer table right
that strip of like metales so so pointy,

645
00:45:45.119 --> 00:45:51.000
so jagged, so many bolts that
could be sticking out and cut Yep,

646
00:45:51.239 --> 00:45:54.039
doesn't matter. It's cold. The
tables were cold back then. Now

647
00:45:54.079 --> 00:45:59.320
they're plastic. Back then they were
cold. Unforgiving, unforgiven, unforgiven.

648
00:45:59.480 --> 00:46:01.880
That's right back, and Mark Henry
hits a lariat, but Dilo doesn't drop,

649
00:46:01.880 --> 00:46:05.000
and then he hits another, So
there's a cross up there. Some

650
00:46:05.400 --> 00:46:10.199
something was that so he doesn't draw
all that too, and then does it

651
00:46:10.239 --> 00:46:15.039
again and leaps into a cross body
and like Mark Henry slowly timbers down.

652
00:46:15.079 --> 00:46:19.239
There's something off here about their communication. I don't know what it is.

653
00:46:19.760 --> 00:46:23.440
I think it's a one two because
there's no communication iris whoops reverse, Delo

654
00:46:23.480 --> 00:46:28.119
tries another cross body and they edit
whatever this is. They edit it on

655
00:46:28.199 --> 00:46:30.880
peacock where you like, you know, Delo's in cross body position. Then

656
00:46:30.920 --> 00:46:34.719
all of a sudden, they jump
cut to him being slammed. Yeah,

657
00:46:34.760 --> 00:46:37.480
and I watched the original broadcast.
It's like the most pointless edit I've ever

658
00:46:37.559 --> 00:46:40.400
seen them do. I mean,
it's literally a half second that they edit

659
00:46:40.440 --> 00:46:44.679
out where Mark Henry doesn't put his
hand in the right place to slam him,

660
00:46:44.719 --> 00:46:46.519
and then he quickly corrects it.
It actually looks more impressive considering he's

661
00:46:46.559 --> 00:46:51.400
a you know, powerlifter gimmick right
like he can course correct when he doesn't,

662
00:46:51.400 --> 00:46:53.360
you know, when he does something
clumsy. And they took the time

663
00:46:53.400 --> 00:46:57.800
to edit that out. That blows
my mind. It blows my mind they

664
00:46:57.800 --> 00:47:00.719
would edit that out, but they
did. I mean, maybe there was

665
00:47:00.760 --> 00:47:06.079
something that Peacock didn't like. Yeah, well yeah, I lack the ability

666
00:47:06.119 --> 00:47:08.000
to know if it was a pre
Peacock edit. You know, we'd go

667
00:47:08.000 --> 00:47:12.000
through this all the time when we
see an edit on Peacock not knowing it,

668
00:47:12.280 --> 00:47:13.840
I know, you know, I
was really bummed. I was.

669
00:47:13.960 --> 00:47:15.880
I was trying to see if I
could find my h you know, I've

670
00:47:15.880 --> 00:47:19.639
got all these I've been going I
get all these VHS tapes. I was

671
00:47:19.679 --> 00:47:23.159
trying to see if I had my
pay per view copy of it, right

672
00:47:23.599 --> 00:47:29.320
but I don't. And then at
further it's like, is it a network

673
00:47:29.400 --> 00:47:30.320
edit? I don't know. Was
it a VHS edit when it came out

674
00:47:30.360 --> 00:47:34.800
at home video? Maybe? Right, right, So it's all very possible,

675
00:47:35.239 --> 00:47:37.920
But yet they can't edit out the
four minutes of the Jericho XPOC match

676
00:47:37.920 --> 00:47:42.400
where the whole crowd is turned around, not even watching the ring, watching

677
00:47:42.440 --> 00:47:46.039
some stupidity in the crowd, whatever
it was, I don't know. Curious

678
00:47:46.079 --> 00:47:50.079
choices. Well, it's interesting,
what are you talking about? The last

679
00:47:50.079 --> 00:47:53.360
one was out. Yeah, there
was the botch in the the Jericho JBL

680
00:47:53.400 --> 00:47:55.679
match, the two thousand and eight
Royal Rumble that we just did. There's

681
00:47:55.719 --> 00:48:00.440
another curious edit that someone looped around, by the way and can firm was

682
00:48:00.559 --> 00:48:02.480
edited off of the home video release
in the older at at least the WW

683
00:48:02.599 --> 00:48:07.159
network version, not just the Peacock
version. So Whip is reversed and Delo

684
00:48:07.199 --> 00:48:10.440
tries another and that's there's the edit. So then Mark Henry slam him hits

685
00:48:10.440 --> 00:48:14.000
a leg drop for two. They
go to the corner corner to corner Whipsternham.

686
00:48:14.000 --> 00:48:15.960
First into the corner goes Deelo Brown
and then a barge from Mark Henry.

687
00:48:16.039 --> 00:48:20.039
He purchased Delo up top flips him
over his shoulder like he's I don't

688
00:48:20.079 --> 00:48:22.360
know, like he's doing an Emerald
Frozien. I mean, I don't know

689
00:48:22.400 --> 00:48:27.000
what the fuck he was going for. He just like forced him to moon

690
00:48:27.039 --> 00:48:29.880
salt off the ropes. Basically,
it's like, yeah, I mean,

691
00:48:29.920 --> 00:48:32.679
it's like a it's like an exploder, right suplex of sorts. Like it's

692
00:48:32.719 --> 00:48:36.599
insane. Yeah, it really is
insane. It's like it's a botch.

693
00:48:36.679 --> 00:48:39.119
But like if you did it on
purpose, it'd be pretty sick. Yes,

694
00:48:39.239 --> 00:48:43.440
that gets it too. Dilo comes
back baseball slide underneath the legs of

695
00:48:43.440 --> 00:48:47.320
Mark Henry, and then he goes
for a hurricane Rana apparently like you do.

696
00:48:47.800 --> 00:48:52.039
JR. Says maybe Mark is now
hypoglycemic as well. So we're looking

697
00:48:52.079 --> 00:48:57.559
up like like Diagetes terms and things. Again, let's let's let's remember here

698
00:48:57.719 --> 00:49:04.320
for a moment. Delo Brown,
okay, real deal, looking at the

699
00:49:04.320 --> 00:49:08.239
real deal, pulls out a fucking
hurricane Rana. Oh my god, Mark

700
00:49:08.280 --> 00:49:15.519
Henry, what on this massive,
massive man? Yes, I mean the

701
00:49:15.559 --> 00:49:25.239
fact that he goes fucking upside down
inside out is miraculous on its own,

702
00:49:25.320 --> 00:49:30.599
absolutely, Like, what the fuck
yeah, it's it's out of control like

703
00:49:30.639 --> 00:49:34.960
these days. Would be like a
instead of an Olympic gold medalist, this

704
00:49:35.039 --> 00:49:37.159
gimmick, Mark Henr would be a
no Zepic gold medalist. You know,

705
00:49:38.400 --> 00:49:43.119
Russo would definitely book him to go
on like weight loss drugs. You know,

706
00:49:43.199 --> 00:49:46.920
Oh for sure, whip is reversed
either the flying forearm at scores crowded

707
00:49:46.920 --> 00:49:49.800
with him here is he's trying to
launch a come back. He hits a

708
00:49:49.800 --> 00:49:52.400
heel kick as well, and then
he does that leg drop he used to

709
00:49:52.400 --> 00:49:54.199
do where he like shoots his arms
in the air. First yep, yep,

710
00:49:54.280 --> 00:49:58.280
that gets too and then Henry is
reversed on a charge to the corner,

711
00:49:58.519 --> 00:50:00.880
some mounted punches. So you know, Mark Henry clems to the mirror

712
00:50:00.920 --> 00:50:04.199
rope to bunch Dilo in the head
repeatedly. What all that is is a

713
00:50:04.199 --> 00:50:07.679
way to get him into position for
power bomb. Remember Delo would do the

714
00:50:07.760 --> 00:50:09.280
running power bomb out of the corner. Of course, not for long.

715
00:50:09.360 --> 00:50:14.880
This is a month before the draws
tragedy. Oh yeah, where that exact

716
00:50:14.960 --> 00:50:17.199
running power bomb drops draws on his
head or or at least causes him to

717
00:50:17.239 --> 00:50:21.320
fall on his head and be paralyzed. And never again would Dilo do the

718
00:50:21.360 --> 00:50:24.360
move. But here, uh,
let's pray that. So he drops Mark

719
00:50:24.360 --> 00:50:27.679
Henry out of the corner where the
sit down power bomb doesn't travel with him

720
00:50:27.719 --> 00:50:31.039
much because he's so big, but
it still looked cool, drops him in

721
00:50:31.039 --> 00:50:34.639
the canvas big pop, and then
he goes to the top rope and hits

722
00:50:34.639 --> 00:50:37.840
the low down frog splash for the
one to two end the three nine minutes,

723
00:50:37.840 --> 00:50:40.920
eleven seconds, Delo Brown defeats Mark
Henry and he becomes the European champion

724
00:50:40.960 --> 00:50:46.159
here at unforgiven. That's wild,
I don't know, man, best Mark

725
00:50:46.199 --> 00:50:52.039
Henry match I've ever seen, I'll
definitely say that, and best fucking Delo

726
00:50:52.119 --> 00:50:58.159
Brown match I've ever seen. Wild, like totally unacceptable, actually really surprising.

727
00:50:58.440 --> 00:51:00.599
He hits good, he has the
good ones with an XBO I remember,

728
00:51:00.039 --> 00:51:02.639
I don't remember, but I guess, yeah ninety eight he did.

729
00:51:04.079 --> 00:51:06.480
Yeah, that's what comes to mind
for me, But I don't know.

730
00:51:06.559 --> 00:51:08.519
I mean, that's the thing about
the Mark Henry run where he actually was

731
00:51:08.840 --> 00:51:12.960
a man of effort a little bit
there and actually was over I don't remember

732
00:51:13.000 --> 00:51:15.840
any great matches during that time period. No, No, he was just

733
00:51:15.920 --> 00:51:21.199
over Michael Cole with the acolytes.
Now they're acting like the APA, but

734
00:51:21.239 --> 00:51:24.960
they still have the hieroglyphics of the
Ministry on their chest. Yep, so

735
00:51:25.119 --> 00:51:30.920
bizarre. It is bizarre. It's
unacceptable. Again. Was the Ministry still

736
00:51:30.960 --> 00:51:36.760
a thing when Taker disappeared? No, no, because at the time it

737
00:51:36.760 --> 00:51:39.199
had all broken up because of because
of I believe Vince mric Manhn losing the

738
00:51:39.320 --> 00:51:45.519
uh yeah, the the control because
he was the control of power, right,

739
00:51:45.880 --> 00:51:52.880
and I believe that, well,
this was right, you know.

740
00:51:52.920 --> 00:51:55.320
That's the reason he talked to the
Big Show. The way they got to

741
00:51:55.320 --> 00:51:58.960
the Big Show before hid is because
they were him. Yeah, they were

742
00:51:58.960 --> 00:52:01.320
that fucking but that wasn't a ministry
team. No, it was not.

743
00:52:01.800 --> 00:52:06.159
At That's what I remember. If
Big Show was on their ministry, but

744
00:52:06.199 --> 00:52:07.880
he wasn't. No, no,
no, no, They were on their

745
00:52:07.880 --> 00:52:09.440
own thing. JBL says. A
lot of people are hoping we met our

746
00:52:09.440 --> 00:52:13.119
match with the Dudleys tonight. The
Dudley's just came into the company brand new,

747
00:52:13.920 --> 00:52:15.400
and I remember, yeah, this
is the first time I think I

748
00:52:15.440 --> 00:52:21.719
ever saw them really ever in your
life, ever fascinating. I only ever

749
00:52:21.760 --> 00:52:23.800
saw what did you remember to think
of anything like who the fuck are these

750
00:52:23.840 --> 00:52:28.679
clowns? Like what is going on? Yeah, that's one thing about those

751
00:52:28.719 --> 00:52:31.159
ECW acts. Man, if you
didn't see them over in ECW, they

752
00:52:31.199 --> 00:52:35.039
showed up. Sometimes it's like what
the fuck, Like, yeah, yeah,

753
00:52:35.039 --> 00:52:37.480
this guy looks like a total JABBRONI
like, like, you're kidding me.

754
00:52:37.519 --> 00:52:40.679
He looks like this is an India. I don't understand what what the

755
00:52:40.679 --> 00:52:44.920
fuck this was? So they said, we've already sent one team packing from

756
00:52:44.960 --> 00:52:47.000
ECW. Tonight we destroy another.
Do you know what that is a reference

757
00:52:47.039 --> 00:52:54.039
to? No. In March ninety
nine, on Sunday Night Heat, the

758
00:52:54.079 --> 00:52:59.039
Acolytes beat the ever loving shit out
of the Public Enemy. Oh yeah,

759
00:52:59.760 --> 00:53:01.480
because they had at the last minute
said they didn't want to do a table

760
00:53:01.519 --> 00:53:05.760
spot. You know they would they
would get picky about what they wouldn't when

761
00:53:05.880 --> 00:53:07.039
doing matches. It was a pain
in Paul EA's ass as well. It

762
00:53:07.079 --> 00:53:09.599
wasn't just WWF that they pulled the
sin. I'm sure they did similar things

763
00:53:09.639 --> 00:53:14.880
in WCW also, and just you
know, so there is basically like the

764
00:53:14.920 --> 00:53:16.840
wink and the nod like teach them
a lesson, and he watched that thing

765
00:53:16.840 --> 00:53:21.039
and it is just like a one
sided assault like you've never seen on a

766
00:53:21.119 --> 00:53:23.159
w W w w F show.
They give them nothing. Those those are

767
00:53:23.159 --> 00:53:28.639
the good old days of the fucking
h of the of the you know,

768
00:53:29.159 --> 00:53:34.480
the like Acolytes and the kind of
you know, having those fucking bullies up

769
00:53:34.880 --> 00:53:38.440
up on top throwing their ship exactly
so they I'm not doing that, I'm

770
00:53:38.440 --> 00:53:44.239
fucking gibbling bits, gibbling bits.
So they played off the lore of that

771
00:53:44.320 --> 00:53:46.199
to add I guess another element of
intrigue to the Dudley's match, thinking the

772
00:53:46.280 --> 00:53:52.440
Dudleys were, you know, off
the same tree. Simmons said, we're

773
00:53:52.440 --> 00:53:55.000
going to meet our match. Why
because why do they think we're going to

774
00:53:55.039 --> 00:53:58.840
meet our match in the Dudley's.
He literally says, because one is black

775
00:53:58.840 --> 00:54:02.920
and one is white. M Yeah, Ron. Everyone said, yeah,

776
00:54:04.000 --> 00:54:07.880
that's it, that's it, dude, right and he says they can see

777
00:54:07.920 --> 00:54:13.519
the punk asses are no way matches
for the Acolytes, and all of a

778
00:54:13.559 --> 00:54:17.079
sudden there's a brawl breaking out around
the corner. There's something happening off to

779
00:54:17.119 --> 00:54:23.880
the side, and crashes in there
and others I don't understand. See Joey

780
00:54:23.920 --> 00:54:32.760
abs Dras before he was paralyzed,
yep, and Chazz Chaz aka Mash of

781
00:54:32.800 --> 00:54:37.400
the Headbangers. Yeah given you know, real named Chaz Fullington. I think

782
00:54:37.440 --> 00:54:39.719
his name was or chest something like
that. And he had a makeover gimmick.

783
00:54:39.800 --> 00:54:45.880
First they went with beaver cleavage or
he was matched up with this this

784
00:54:45.920 --> 00:54:50.960
woman here, Marianna, and she
was missus cleavage, and they would do

785
00:54:51.079 --> 00:54:53.119
skits like beaver leave it to beaver, where it would be black and white

786
00:54:53.159 --> 00:54:58.199
and like a you know, a
typical like nineteen fifty suburban home. And

787
00:54:58.239 --> 00:55:04.639
he's basically a little boy perving out
over the the the the cleavage of his

788
00:55:04.760 --> 00:55:08.480
mother. I'm sure that I'm Vince
wasn't involved in that writing at all.

789
00:55:09.119 --> 00:55:17.280
Oh no, been nondud But what
and so that was the ships. No

790
00:55:17.320 --> 00:55:22.800
one wanted that to continue. So
what would you do? Maybe maybe we'll

791
00:55:22.840 --> 00:55:28.320
make him, we'll make her his
at his girlfriend instead of his mom.

792
00:55:28.880 --> 00:55:31.280
And he beats the ship out of
her, or at least, she has

793
00:55:31.360 --> 00:55:36.000
bruises on her face as if she's
been domestically abused and is accusing Chas of

794
00:55:36.039 --> 00:55:39.559
having done it to her. Of
course, Chas is completely oblivious to why

795
00:55:39.599 --> 00:55:42.920
it is that he'd be blamed for
the bruises. On her face. He's

796
00:55:42.920 --> 00:55:45.880
as concerned about them as anybody else. So you know where this is going.

797
00:55:46.360 --> 00:55:52.320
You know, bitches will lie about
getting beat up. That's basically I

798
00:55:52.400 --> 00:55:59.320
can't where it is. Here's a
segment before this where Marianna is interviewed about

799
00:55:59.320 --> 00:56:01.199
what's been happening to her, and
she's got this big red bruise on her

800
00:56:01.239 --> 00:56:06.119
lip while she's doing this interview.
Great stuff here. These charges of abuse

801
00:56:06.199 --> 00:56:10.679
by Chaz are very serious accusations.
Terry. I've done some things in my

802
00:56:10.719 --> 00:56:15.239
life that I'm not proud of,
some things that I'm just downright ashamed of

803
00:56:15.360 --> 00:56:19.840
in that incident with Sean Stacey,
like that was just a really big mistake.

804
00:56:20.079 --> 00:56:25.519
And I try to apologize to Chaz
repeatedly, but you just tell me

805
00:56:25.599 --> 00:56:31.599
this, what woman deserves to get
to get this, to get beaten repeatedly,

806
00:56:34.760 --> 00:56:37.760
there's gonna do no trouble, No
trouble. What is your story?

807
00:56:37.119 --> 00:56:43.920
It's over. We're here trying to
trying to talk to her about this this

808
00:56:44.159 --> 00:56:52.320
stuff. What. I don't know
what's going on? Why going going to

809
00:56:52.400 --> 00:57:00.360
jail? God willing. I mean, I'm intrigued. I can't wait to

810
00:57:00.360 --> 00:57:06.960
see what's gonna happen next. It's
a bunch of fucking ideas, I'm telling

811
00:57:07.000 --> 00:57:08.960
you. Man. If Russo stuck
around like another six months, it would

812
00:57:08.960 --> 00:57:12.800
have gotten a lot darker. He
would have gotten way crazy. You think

813
00:57:13.000 --> 00:57:15.440
you're probably right because he had nothing. You know, he was running out

814
00:57:15.440 --> 00:57:19.199
of AMMO and going down this road
like what the fuck is this? You

815
00:57:19.239 --> 00:57:23.440
know, m it was so bad, so short lived too, Our homie,

816
00:57:23.440 --> 00:57:25.840
Matt J. H. Wrote when
he was looking over the show and

817
00:57:25.880 --> 00:57:30.320
helping us, he wrote, I've
got he unforgiven on while working from home.

818
00:57:30.519 --> 00:57:32.599
This is the first WWF show I've
watched since the Janelle Grant lawsuit,

819
00:57:32.639 --> 00:57:37.079
and it is uncomfortable. Oh yeah, oh totally. Everything that has happened

820
00:57:37.119 --> 00:57:42.639
so far feels like a Vince Kink
playing out everything. I feel defiled.

821
00:57:42.679 --> 00:57:46.920
The attitude Eero was about crushed leaves
and males. Yes, yes, that's

822
00:57:46.960 --> 00:57:53.039
exactly what it was, folks,
Oaks, we should have done that.

823
00:57:53.079 --> 00:57:59.199
Actually, there had to be at
some point crush a crushed leaves match.

824
00:57:59.599 --> 00:58:07.000
Oh cinematic. Yeah, Lilian is
now with Debra and Cat miss Kitty.

825
00:58:07.880 --> 00:58:10.000
You know what's great about this time
period that Jerry Lawler would always go here

826
00:58:10.039 --> 00:58:14.519
kitty, kitty kitty. That doesn't
get annoying. It's great and it's certainly

827
00:58:14.519 --> 00:58:17.880
not pervy either. I mean,
boss sont forget he fucked her. That

828
00:58:17.960 --> 00:58:22.920
was his wife. He left the
company because she got fired. And they

829
00:58:22.920 --> 00:58:28.960
show her on the screen. He
goes, whoo, she looks like she's

830
00:58:29.280 --> 00:58:32.280
fourteen, by the way. Yeah, so, Lilin Garcia says, she

831
00:58:32.280 --> 00:58:35.239
looks like a beauty queen in the
South. You know what I mean,

832
00:58:35.599 --> 00:58:37.920
she looks another beauty queen like you
know what I mean when they the girls

833
00:58:37.920 --> 00:58:42.519
go in the beauty pageants when they're
like ten, yep, yep, exactly

834
00:58:42.519 --> 00:58:45.519
what she looks like. Lilan Garcia
says, it looks like a business relationship.

835
00:58:45.559 --> 00:58:46.960
But Jeff Yard is over Deborah,
and Deborah says, the first time

836
00:58:47.000 --> 00:58:52.599
Jeff Yard has put his hands on
me was the last time. And oh,

837
00:58:52.679 --> 00:58:53.639
I don't know what happened there.
I don't remember to he shove her,

838
00:58:53.679 --> 00:58:57.519
I don't remember. I don't know. This is there's probably at the

839
00:58:57.599 --> 00:59:02.400
time Steve Austin was bagging her for
real. Oh probably. Jeff Jarrett comes

840
00:59:02.400 --> 00:59:05.360
in with the Intercontinental Belt. He
says, is that a threat? Are

841
00:59:05.400 --> 00:59:07.280
you trying to tell me, a
woman is going to hit a man.

842
00:59:07.480 --> 00:59:10.800
Stay out of my damn business tonight. Let's go kitty. So Jared's with

843
00:59:10.880 --> 00:59:15.639
kitty now, yeah yeah, and
she's got she's all blonde and done up

844
00:59:15.639 --> 00:59:17.679
to look like Deborah Most Yep,
yep. Take it back to SmackDown.

845
00:59:17.679 --> 00:59:20.840
We're trying to hit jiff Yart in
the head with a pan as you're trying

846
00:59:20.840 --> 00:59:22.760
to put a figure four in a
stage hand, and then trying to literally

847
00:59:22.800 --> 00:59:27.559
puts on Jeff Yard's pants and then
puts the the apron, the kitchen apron

848
00:59:27.559 --> 00:59:30.000
on Jeff Jarrett and puts a pot
and pan. And I don't understand why

849
00:59:30.079 --> 00:59:31.960
putting on his pants had anything to
do with anything one of the pants in

850
00:59:31.960 --> 00:59:45.519
the family. I guess Jeff Jared's
music back then on to play because I

851
00:59:45.519 --> 00:59:49.360
actually I love that. I love
his uh his ninety nine theme. Absolutely

852
00:59:49.599 --> 00:59:52.719
it should be his always theme.
Oh totally. He's the only one that

853
00:59:52.760 --> 00:59:55.440
ever worked that. I mean,
the original one wasn't too bad. The

854
00:59:55.119 --> 01:00:07.639
double double J was awful, awful. I hated man Bennie Benne needed it

855
01:00:07.679 --> 01:00:22.159
was a noxious that was one one
one there we go, oh brother be

856
01:00:25.800 --> 01:00:47.880
prandom, bring out out no no, no, no, no, no,

857
01:00:49.719 --> 01:00:59.599
no no. So he comes out
with his guitar. Miss kitty with

858
01:00:59.639 --> 01:01:06.880
her hands. He Lawler says,
here, kitty, Kitty, Kitty,

859
01:01:08.280 --> 01:01:10.480
Jeff Cherri's the first man, I
don't give a history to lose a major

860
01:01:10.519 --> 01:01:14.440
title to a female. They say, if you lose one tonight, yeah,

861
01:01:14.480 --> 01:01:17.960
and oh man, this gets a
yeah, this gets a little uh

862
01:01:19.400 --> 01:01:23.559
interesting. Kier here, can you
imagine the embarrassment here tonight if Jeff Jerrit

863
01:01:23.559 --> 01:01:30.440
becomes the first man in ww's history
to lose a major title to a female?

864
01:01:30.719 --> 01:01:32.320
Wait a minute while, would that
be an embarrassment then, because you're

865
01:01:32.320 --> 01:01:36.440
a male showman as big they are. No, I just I could be

866
01:01:36.719 --> 01:01:39.199
somewhat of an embarrassed look for a
male athlete in this day in time to

867
01:01:39.280 --> 01:01:43.519
lose a title, especially with Jeff
Cherrif's mind, Well that's a showman.

868
01:01:43.519 --> 01:01:47.559
Didn't think one of you again,
me, I tell you, I hate

869
01:01:47.599 --> 01:01:51.800
to say that I agree with Jerry
Lawler, but I do Devil's advocacy on

870
01:01:51.840 --> 01:01:55.239
full display. That's pretty fucking yeah. Like, I mean, it's definitely

871
01:01:55.239 --> 01:02:00.639
of the time. For sure,
there was there was still I can remember

872
01:02:00.639 --> 01:02:06.039
that mentality still being existent of like
you know, you don't want to lose

873
01:02:06.079 --> 01:02:10.239
to a girl. Oh totally yeah, yep, and China broke that mold

874
01:02:10.480 --> 01:02:14.679
got to give her that, sure, No, no question. China still

875
01:02:14.679 --> 01:02:16.360
coming out to Triple H's theme at
this point in time. Yeah, even

876
01:02:16.400 --> 01:02:21.760
though they have nothing to do with
each other on television. No, they're

877
01:02:21.840 --> 01:02:24.079
so far apart from each other.
Am I wrong? I think you're wrong?

878
01:02:24.119 --> 01:02:29.239
And really yeah, because I don't
remember her being well maybe at this

879
01:02:29.320 --> 01:02:31.519
point. No, I mean,
she doesn't come out with him in the

880
01:02:31.559 --> 01:02:36.639
main event or anything, doesn't but
they're together on TV, like when he

881
01:02:36.760 --> 01:02:45.280
breaks j R's arm the night after
SummerSlam gets the title shots. But after

882
01:02:45.320 --> 01:02:47.840
that, I don't know. I
it's so weird that I don't remember when

883
01:02:47.840 --> 01:02:53.840
she stopped coming out with him,
because also she's a babyface. I know,

884
01:02:53.920 --> 01:02:57.760
it gets weird. It's very weird. But she comes out with his

885
01:02:57.880 --> 01:03:00.239
music. I mean, you know
the fact that she doesn't have no that

886
01:03:00.320 --> 01:03:06.599
is that is gonna treat me like
a woman. Yet, don't treat me

887
01:03:06.679 --> 01:03:16.119
like command. Don't you treat me
for this man now? Man? No?

888
01:03:16.360 --> 01:03:29.320
No, no, got it perfectly
done hoofing and what am it's like

889
01:03:29.360 --> 01:03:32.440
that? Like it's so stupid.
Uh so Jeff Jared versus China. Here,

890
01:03:32.800 --> 01:03:35.960
Jared puts the boots were As soon
as she slides into the ring,

891
01:03:36.239 --> 01:03:37.599
he misses a sit out on the
rope. Cell Whippers reversed in China with

892
01:03:37.639 --> 01:03:40.760
the shoulder block and Jeff Jarrett flipped
over from the impact of the ninth Wonder

893
01:03:40.760 --> 01:03:45.000
of the World iris whipping. Jeff
chaired with the baseball slide up and eats

894
01:03:45.119 --> 01:03:49.639
lariot corner to corner, charges into
Jared's back elbow is China. I was

895
01:03:49.679 --> 01:03:58.119
surprised at how I was surprised at
how little offense China got. Yeah in

896
01:03:58.239 --> 01:04:01.280
this, I thought itind of yeah, a lot of stuff. I mean,

897
01:04:01.280 --> 01:04:04.679
I guess maybe I don't know.
I felt I felt this could have

898
01:04:04.679 --> 01:04:09.320
been, should have been. I
don't I would prefer it to be a

899
01:04:09.320 --> 01:04:12.320
little more one sided. I mean
they did the way the match ends,

900
01:04:12.320 --> 01:04:15.119
it doesn't really you know, you
kind of don't want it to be like

901
01:04:15.159 --> 01:04:19.320
that. But I was still like
this, she doesn't feel right, like

902
01:04:19.360 --> 01:04:23.639
she's getting her ass kicked this whole
fucking time, right, and you'd want

903
01:04:23.679 --> 01:04:26.280
her to get at you know,
make it at least a fifty to fifty

904
01:04:26.639 --> 01:04:30.159
type of match. It's always so
tough intergender match. The guy has a

905
01:04:30.159 --> 01:04:32.480
punch a woman in the face,
you know what I mean, and she

906
01:04:32.519 --> 01:04:34.760
has to sell it like a male
would sell the punch, and it's like,

907
01:04:34.800 --> 01:04:39.719
oh, man, like it's heat, but it's almost like it almost

908
01:04:39.719 --> 01:04:41.800
takes you out of it, you
know, I mean, I guess you

909
01:04:41.800 --> 01:04:44.599
know, I don't. I don't
think of it like this though, because

910
01:04:45.559 --> 01:04:48.440
because I mean, you know,
she was different. No, she got,

911
01:04:48.480 --> 01:04:53.519
she had it over. She got
since I got away with it.

912
01:04:53.519 --> 01:04:56.400
This is what I meant. She
found a way to make it like not

913
01:04:57.719 --> 01:05:00.000
string credulity, Like you believe that
she could have absorbed these blows, and

914
01:05:00.039 --> 01:05:04.079
you believe that the male felt like
he had to do that because he really

915
01:05:04.079 --> 01:05:08.679
had to, you know, compete
with her. But that isn't And that

916
01:05:08.800 --> 01:05:11.519
was a case in China's matches,
but it's not always the case when they

917
01:05:11.559 --> 01:05:15.920
have men versus woman matches. Sometimes
it's like Tesla Blanchard in a TNA.

918
01:05:15.960 --> 01:05:18.880
It was like it's a little too
much when Restler started punching in the face

919
01:05:18.920 --> 01:05:21.320
because the size differential was there,
and it was like, I don't know,

920
01:05:23.480 --> 01:05:25.880
it was kind of a different proposition. I mean, you'll say what

921
01:05:25.920 --> 01:05:29.719
you want, but it's like,
you know, we don't have female boxers

922
01:05:29.800 --> 01:05:31.159
versus male boxers, and that's what
it feels like at times, you know,

923
01:05:31.280 --> 01:05:34.679
or like if a UFC fighter,
if the UFC guy fought a woman

924
01:05:34.920 --> 01:05:40.760
UFC fighter, it's like right,
or about punching in the face. Right.

925
01:05:41.760 --> 01:05:44.599
But they're they're mixing it up and
it's it's going along well. Crowds

926
01:05:44.599 --> 01:05:46.159
with it. Uh, middle rope
goes Jeff Jyard. He get He says,

927
01:05:46.199 --> 01:05:48.719
get your wrass up, and he
leaps with a double axe handle attempt,

928
01:05:48.760 --> 01:05:53.559
but China with immediate groinshot chin out
the clothesline. Jeff out of the

929
01:05:53.639 --> 01:05:59.559
ring. Jr. References Billy Jean
King and Bobby Riggs. Okay, uh,

930
01:06:00.000 --> 01:06:01.000
Bleman's the referee, by the way, he was a scab too,

931
01:06:01.559 --> 01:06:04.719
yes. Oh, And they do
make a reference to that and they talk

932
01:06:04.719 --> 01:06:10.760
about he's not just a scab here. This is a lawlor, being lawler,

933
01:06:11.599 --> 01:06:14.079
not just a scab referee Harve.
He's like, he's like just a

934
01:06:14.119 --> 01:06:18.519
real scab. I beg your pardon. I beg you from what that means,

935
01:06:18.599 --> 01:06:24.599
I beg your pardon. Yeah.
Jared trips China from the floor and

936
01:06:24.679 --> 01:06:26.880
runs with a crotch first into the
post. You know, there it is.

937
01:06:26.920 --> 01:06:29.519
Does it hurt her? Does it
hurt her? I mean, I

938
01:06:29.400 --> 01:06:32.920
imagine Laller s that would the career
there. Jerr says, China's not not

939
01:06:32.960 --> 01:06:39.960
normal and she's not a man,
so thanks for that. She's not like

940
01:06:40.039 --> 01:06:44.920
most men from what I understand.
Yeah. Uh. Jeff Yard drags China

941
01:06:44.920 --> 01:06:47.280
out and she free falls to the
floor hard. I mean she goes sorry,

942
01:06:47.760 --> 01:06:51.079
oh god, no protection, Uh, Jeff Jarrison. I walking Kitty

943
01:06:51.119 --> 01:06:54.440
around by the arm, you know, kind of like bossing her around being

944
01:06:54.679 --> 01:06:58.519
a chauvinist idiot. And then back
in Jeff Yard climbs uh cross body block

945
01:06:58.559 --> 01:07:00.079
scores one two. China presses out
of it. She actually kicks out,

946
01:07:00.159 --> 01:07:03.800
not just regularly. She gorilla presses
him off her chest. It's pretty cool.

947
01:07:04.679 --> 01:07:08.440
Whips verse. Jared ducks under and
tucks in a drop kick that drops

948
01:07:08.519 --> 01:07:13.840
Chine to the canvas. Lawler says, Miss Kitty looks perfect as a corner.

949
01:07:13.920 --> 01:07:15.920
Corner whip then sends China inside out. She lands on the apron.

950
01:07:16.039 --> 01:07:18.199
She ducks a lariat though, and
drops Jarrett with a clothes line. She

951
01:07:18.239 --> 01:07:20.800
climbs, the top rope gets cut
off and there's a middle rope super plex,

952
01:07:21.800 --> 01:07:24.880
but China forgets to put her legs
up when she hits the canvas.

953
01:07:24.920 --> 01:07:27.119
They're supposed to be that thing where
you super plex and then do an immediate

954
01:07:27.159 --> 01:07:30.400
cradle. Yeah, but that's fine. Jared Jarrett writes the ship and gets

955
01:07:30.400 --> 01:07:33.960
a one two yeah, yeah,
yeah. Whipped at the corner trying to

956
01:07:34.000 --> 01:07:39.519
missus Jared with the divorce court arm
breaker off the middle rope on that bad

957
01:07:39.639 --> 01:07:43.000
arm. We've got psychology here,
we do. Lula and May Young are

958
01:07:43.000 --> 01:07:47.159
suddenly show in the front row.
You were gonna say that's aid psychological bass.

959
01:07:47.320 --> 01:07:50.800
Indeed we have, so Molin May
Young are in front row, jeering

960
01:07:50.840 --> 01:07:56.760
at Jeff. Jared had broken guitars
over their head on television in recent weeks.

961
01:07:57.480 --> 01:08:00.079
And they have tasted the anguish from
jiff Jeff Jarrett. That's how Jared

962
01:08:00.079 --> 01:08:03.480
puts it. They Mamula and Young
have tasted taste of the Oh God,

963
01:08:04.039 --> 01:08:08.119
so have we, by the way, Yes, reversed whip taste Jarret.

964
01:08:08.239 --> 01:08:10.800
They kept up in the corner.
China stops shoves him into the corner up

965
01:08:10.800 --> 01:08:14.679
to the piggyback position and she hits
them of an electric chair drop. Jared

966
01:08:14.719 --> 01:08:16.720
comes up, ducks lucks on a
sleeperhole. China elbows out, charges into

967
01:08:16.720 --> 01:08:19.640
a sleeper again does China, but
she slips out and hits a nice delayed

968
01:08:19.680 --> 01:08:24.399
vertical suplex to a pop. Yeah. China then comes up swinging. It's

969
01:08:24.399 --> 01:08:27.720
a nice power slam to a pop
for two just does Jeried's as fuck this,

970
01:08:27.800 --> 01:08:31.720
we're going lucha tries to rana,
but China counters the rana with a

971
01:08:31.760 --> 01:08:35.359
set out power bomb and there's a
half star for you. That's right.

972
01:08:35.640 --> 01:08:40.039
That gets two. China up to
the rana and j and Jarrett power bombs

973
01:08:40.039 --> 01:08:42.760
heard down this time, so she
makes the same stake he made. Yeah,

974
01:08:42.880 --> 01:08:45.279
she should do the her kanana.
Remember, I don't know, I

975
01:08:45.279 --> 01:08:49.000
don't remember. I mean, honestly, the only the only crazy athletic maneuver

976
01:08:49.039 --> 01:08:53.239
that I remember is the back ham
spring in the corner. Yeah. Anyway,

977
01:08:53.319 --> 01:08:55.439
jarreted power bombs are down. It
doesn't make a sound though, and

978
01:08:55.520 --> 01:08:58.640
normally because her body was lighter,
but it's kind of like underwhelming. Then

979
01:08:58.720 --> 01:09:00.520
Jared steps over for the figure four, but he's kicked off and goes up

980
01:09:00.520 --> 01:09:04.920
and over the ropes. China grabs
a chair across the back. I'll give

981
01:09:05.000 --> 01:09:10.039
him that for selling that one properly. Oh yeah, he soared, he

982
01:09:10.119 --> 01:09:13.560
took flight. China cracks him across
the back with a steel chair. Ref

983
01:09:13.560 --> 01:09:19.560
does nothing. Jared chairs as a
judgment call I guess attitude. That's righted.

984
01:09:19.760 --> 01:09:23.720
Then China folds out a chair and
drops Jared's face on it. Jarrett

985
01:09:23.720 --> 01:09:27.760
then charges and gets back dropped into
the Spanish announced table. They come back

986
01:09:27.800 --> 01:09:30.159
in center ring. Pedigree attempt by
China, but no. Jarreed scoops the

987
01:09:30.159 --> 01:09:35.720
double leg and catapults China into referee
Harvey Wiplman. So no raft. Kiddy

988
01:09:35.720 --> 01:09:40.920
feeds in a guitar, you know. Jared jumps down Jared's throat saying,

989
01:09:40.920 --> 01:09:43.159
you can't beat this woman one on
one. Who's got to use a guitar?

990
01:09:43.720 --> 01:09:45.319
And then Mullah gets into the ring
at a snail's pace. Of course,

991
01:09:45.960 --> 01:09:49.520
she was a North Carolinian. South
Carolinian had her wrestling score there forever

992
01:09:50.279 --> 01:09:55.880
poor women. So she makes the
drive along with Johnny may Young and they

993
01:09:55.920 --> 01:09:58.840
take the guitar away before Jarreed can
use it. They both land shots and

994
01:09:58.840 --> 01:10:01.319
he's pinballed around a bit Asjeff Jarrett
to a big pop and they take him

995
01:10:01.359 --> 01:10:04.239
up and over with a I don't
know, a double souplex. What do

996
01:10:04.239 --> 01:10:06.680
you what would you call it?
A double's body slam? I guess,

997
01:10:06.840 --> 01:10:11.920
I guess it's something. It's they
both put a hand between his legs and

998
01:10:11.960 --> 01:10:15.840
the front flips for him. Basically
it's a nice pop. But then Jered

999
01:10:15.880 --> 01:10:17.520
give me right up. It's tremendous. I know, yeah, he just

1000
01:10:17.600 --> 01:10:20.800
I mean we're talking about the no
cell of no cells gets up and fucking

1001
01:10:21.119 --> 01:10:27.720
kills them with a double clothesline.
These old ladies get absolutely leveled decleted in

1002
01:10:27.880 --> 01:10:30.560
Charlotte. Yep, yep. I
mean it was fucking tremendous. I mean,

1003
01:10:30.920 --> 01:10:34.199
it drilled, it was risky as
hell, it was kind of stupid

1004
01:10:34.239 --> 01:10:40.159
and in principle, but man,
when Jared would go all in on on

1005
01:10:40.159 --> 01:10:43.640
on dropping them, oh or the
Dudley's you know, power bombing him,

1006
01:10:43.640 --> 01:10:45.840
it was something to seep. It
was. It was because I mean they

1007
01:10:46.479 --> 01:10:54.279
you know, it's because as as
tough as like May Young or Mula were,

1008
01:10:55.199 --> 01:11:00.000
they looked like brittle boned women.
Yeah you really were convinced they were

1009
01:11:00.119 --> 01:11:01.600
right out? Yeah. Well,
not only that, I feel like they'd

1010
01:11:01.640 --> 01:11:05.039
shatterstioporosis. Yeah, you know,
like all of a sudden, like you'd

1011
01:11:05.039 --> 01:11:17.159
see like fucking shards of Mullah,
the shards of Mullah. I mean,

1012
01:11:17.319 --> 01:11:23.600
Lawler absolutely bursts out in laughter when
they get double clothesline, just losing his

1013
01:11:24.279 --> 01:11:29.720
He's it's so it's so sick,
you know, this kind of abuse that

1014
01:11:30.640 --> 01:11:35.279
that they you know, that they
were willing to. I don't know,

1015
01:11:35.399 --> 01:11:40.079
it's it's just it's absolutely sick.
And Jr. Comes with a damn him

1016
01:11:40.199 --> 01:11:44.359
and all that, and then Jarrett
fucking punts may Young and the ribs and

1017
01:11:44.479 --> 01:11:49.319
Mullah over and over again, and
he's laying it into and then he storms

1018
01:11:49.359 --> 01:11:55.640
and sticks him with the fucking boots
he does, and then he pushes may

1019
01:11:55.640 --> 01:11:58.079
Young out of the ring with his
foot like one hundred miles an hour.

1020
01:11:58.199 --> 01:12:01.000
She's flying same to Mula, and
then Debrah comes down the aisle. She

1021
01:12:01.039 --> 01:12:03.399
shoves kddy out of the way because
up to the apron, Jarrett's lining up

1022
01:12:03.399 --> 01:12:05.920
at figure four. Deborah gets in
and kills him with a guitar shot.

1023
01:12:06.000 --> 01:12:11.439
Great sell as Jared kind of bends
over and then collapses. It's a pretty

1024
01:12:11.439 --> 01:12:15.039
cool way to sell the guitar shot, Deborah does her power walk out of

1025
01:12:15.039 --> 01:12:17.399
the ring to a pop. China
drapes an arm over Jeff Jarrett. One

1026
01:12:17.520 --> 01:12:21.960
two, three, eleven minutes,
fifty two seconds. It appears that China

1027
01:12:23.000 --> 01:12:28.279
has defeated Jeff Jarrett to become the
Intercontinental Champion. Does it not? It

1028
01:12:28.279 --> 01:12:30.279
appears that way, but come on, get scab refs right, They don't

1029
01:12:30.319 --> 01:12:34.319
know better. So Tom Pritchard comes
marching out, cuts off Whippleman before he

1030
01:12:34.399 --> 01:12:38.560
can hand China the Intercontinental Championship and
points to the tron and they show a

1031
01:12:38.600 --> 01:12:43.479
replay, which they only do sometimes. Yes, they never do actually right

1032
01:12:44.359 --> 01:12:46.720
right whenever they do it, it
just serves to accentuate how often they don't

1033
01:12:46.720 --> 01:12:51.640
do it. And yeah, they
show the guitar shot and selling Jeff's music

1034
01:12:51.640 --> 01:12:55.720
starts playing, and yep, they
realize that they're going to take the title

1035
01:12:55.720 --> 01:12:57.920
from her. So China starts attacking
Tom Pritchell in to the corner. She

1036
01:12:57.960 --> 01:13:00.560
screams walk out to him, like
walk out of the corner her total audible

1037
01:13:00.560 --> 01:13:04.319
golp. Yeah, and he does
and gets nutshotted and then pedigreed and man,

1038
01:13:04.439 --> 01:13:08.880
those arms were tied up. She
didn't let the arms go, Tom

1039
01:13:08.920 --> 01:13:14.159
Pritcher takes a header into that mat. Oh my good god, big heat.

1040
01:13:14.199 --> 01:13:17.239
And that's that. It looks like
it was like a real legit bad

1041
01:13:17.840 --> 01:13:20.920
decision or whatever. Like Tom,
I feel like Tom Pritcher really took a

1042
01:13:20.920 --> 01:13:25.239
fucking totally took a real blow there. Yeah, there was a lot of

1043
01:13:25.319 --> 01:13:30.239
non someone else takes the pedigree around
this time, non worker it was JR.

1044
01:13:30.359 --> 01:13:31.479
Somebody. It's like, yeah,
they didn't protect at all on those

1045
01:13:31.479 --> 01:13:35.319
pedigrees because if you like keep those
arms hooked the whole way, Yeah,

1046
01:13:35.319 --> 01:13:39.359
you know you're sacked on that.
You just like your head just stick it

1047
01:13:39.359 --> 01:13:44.840
out. I mean unless you're unless
you're safe and your head is up close

1048
01:13:44.880 --> 01:13:46.359
to the crotch of the person.
But even then, you know, like

1049
01:13:47.079 --> 01:13:50.840
once the brake's hit, you could
brew. Yeah. Referenced the h Thy

1050
01:13:50.920 --> 01:13:55.479
Kingdom Come DVD they did in Triple
H on a part one of the show.

1051
01:13:55.720 --> 01:13:57.279
One of the things that you know, they had him talking about his

1052
01:13:57.279 --> 01:13:59.840
influences and they were showing clips of
Flair and Harley doing their things and how

1053
01:13:59.880 --> 01:14:02.520
he mixed their spots. Harley used
to do something that kind of approximates the

1054
01:14:02.560 --> 01:14:06.039
pedigree. I think we've seen it
before he kind of has the head between

1055
01:14:06.039 --> 01:14:09.359
the knees. He jumps up and
down. He kind of like holds the

1056
01:14:09.359 --> 01:14:14.079
wrists instead of under hooks. Yeah, and I didn't really realize that Triple

1057
01:14:14.239 --> 01:14:17.640
H took that from Harley Race as
well as the corner the Contes corner bump.

1058
01:14:18.079 --> 01:14:21.479
So that yeah, that's that.
So no announcement. Jeff Music starts

1059
01:14:21.479 --> 01:14:25.960
playing, and then Sunday Night Heat. The clip is a cold Stone cold

1060
01:14:25.960 --> 01:14:28.680
Steve Auston from earlier in the night. They asked him, what will the

1061
01:14:28.680 --> 01:14:30.000
impact be of view was enforcer.
He says, there'll be a new WIF

1062
01:14:30.079 --> 01:14:34.119
Champ and that's all I got to
say. Good stuff used to say.

1063
01:14:34.319 --> 01:14:36.720
Loland says, we need a new
scab raft Jerrisis. You should have cross

1064
01:14:36.720 --> 01:14:39.600
the picket line, Lawler says,
then we wouldn't be able to have this

1065
01:14:39.720 --> 01:14:42.159
night if they didn't in Jerrisis.
Maybe they should have settled the strike.

1066
01:14:42.279 --> 01:14:45.000
What a novel idea that would be. This is like union politics on full

1067
01:14:45.039 --> 01:14:47.960
display. No, here we go, Dudley's on out in the e CW

1068
01:14:48.079 --> 01:14:51.439
tied high. Oh boy, yeah, introducing them as half brothers to the

1069
01:14:51.560 --> 01:15:00.960
WW universe, and well we got
Bubba cutting a stuttering promo here during the

1070
01:15:00.000 --> 01:15:03.439
old stuttering gimmick, before he hands
off the mic to his uh, his

1071
01:15:03.600 --> 01:15:18.039
brother Devon Arlane, North Carolina,
shut suffering fad, Devon slapped her to

1072
01:15:18.119 --> 01:15:26.960
the head. Yeah, you got
to say it right. We are Dudley

1073
01:15:27.279 --> 01:15:30.279
Boys. They don't laugh at that. That's not funny. Baba and Devon

1074
01:15:30.399 --> 01:15:36.000
have the same father, We're told
speaking Divon, they're not making fun of

1075
01:15:36.079 --> 01:15:49.119
me, are they? He good
nights. You might have given your soul

1076
01:15:49.960 --> 01:15:59.800
to the dug side, but your
ass blows to the Dudley Boys. Women

1077
01:16:01.039 --> 01:16:11.520
shall not steal, shall not deal, and most of all, no show

1078
01:16:11.640 --> 01:16:17.600
not mess what doc lease? Okay
ha ha, So there you go.

1079
01:16:17.840 --> 01:16:23.119
That's kind of like they're They came
in I think in the first SmackDown last

1080
01:16:23.159 --> 01:16:26.359
week of August, so they've been
around a couple of weeks and there was

1081
01:16:26.399 --> 01:16:30.840
a jbl Bubba match on SmackDown,
but this is their first pay per view.

1082
01:16:30.880 --> 01:16:34.000
This is their first sort of unveiling
in that way. So there come

1083
01:16:34.000 --> 01:16:39.359
the acolytes before the APA music.
Yeah, we mentioned Lawlers is extremely crappy

1084
01:16:39.399 --> 01:16:42.760
wrestling, So shout outs there,
there we go. Jaris is Dudley's a

1085
01:16:42.760 --> 01:16:45.159
former ECW Tag Champion, so they
do put that over. And here's some

1086
01:16:45.239 --> 01:16:49.239
words from the Dudley's on an our
video shoot interview about coming into the coming

1087
01:16:49.279 --> 01:16:54.439
into the company having considered the history
with APA and Public Enemy and if they

1088
01:16:54.479 --> 01:16:57.520
felt they were the next in the
crosshairs. I guess there was an urban

1089
01:16:57.760 --> 01:17:05.800
legend of sorts. So I guess
when you worked with there's an alleged going

1090
01:17:05.800 --> 01:17:09.600
around or a rumor that when you
guys worked without Simmons and Bradshaw, they

1091
01:17:09.640 --> 01:17:12.119
worked real stiff with you guys in
the first match there to send a message,

1092
01:17:12.239 --> 01:17:15.199
what are your thoughts on that?
Or response? Well, ask Ron

1093
01:17:15.239 --> 01:17:17.479
and Bradshaw. In the message that
we sent them that night, the message

1094
01:17:17.600 --> 01:17:21.479
was reciprocated tenfold. We knew damn
well that we were going to get tested

1095
01:17:21.600 --> 01:17:27.119
our first night in. We're our
first angle in with the acolytes because of

1096
01:17:27.239 --> 01:17:30.439
what Public Enemy had done before we
got there. See, Public Enemy left

1097
01:17:30.479 --> 01:17:32.520
a really bad taste in people's mouths, and their final night there or the

1098
01:17:32.600 --> 01:17:35.399
final couple of matches, Ron and
John beat the shit out of them.

1099
01:17:36.239 --> 01:17:41.199
We came in with the perception of
these guys are going to be worse than

1100
01:17:41.239 --> 01:17:45.159
the Public enemy. So we got
in there the first night and the story

1101
01:17:45.239 --> 01:17:46.720
goes like this, we were supposed
to hit the ring and hit him with

1102
01:17:46.800 --> 01:17:51.000
two by fours. To hit a
guy with a two by four make it

1103
01:17:51.159 --> 01:17:56.880
look good and not hurt somebody really
bad is very difficult because the two by

1104
01:17:56.920 --> 01:18:00.720
four is such an awkward you know, it's just awkward to do. So

1105
01:18:02.399 --> 01:18:05.439
I was I was like, Devon, there's no way in hell that's it's

1106
01:18:05.479 --> 01:18:09.279
our first night. We have to
cream these guys. We gotta hit him

1107
01:18:09.279 --> 01:18:13.039
as hard as we can. But
I don't want to do it. He's

1108
01:18:13.079 --> 01:18:15.439
like, I don't want to do
that to Ron Simmons or whatever. So

1109
01:18:15.520 --> 01:18:17.760
we went up to Ron Simmons and
I said, mister Simmons, you think

1110
01:18:17.840 --> 01:18:20.520
maybe it would be better if instead
of two by fours. Then he cut

1111
01:18:20.560 --> 01:18:24.000
me off. He goes, you
do know how to work a two by

1112
01:18:24.079 --> 01:18:26.720
four, don't you, Yes,
sir mister Simmons, Yes we do,

1113
01:18:26.920 --> 01:18:30.399
so, yes, we'll work.
And I told Demon, I said,

1114
01:18:30.399 --> 01:18:32.119
we're not working shit. Hit him
as hard as again and we'll deal with

1115
01:18:32.239 --> 01:18:34.680
it later, because we knew we
were going to get it back anyway.

1116
01:18:34.920 --> 01:18:38.640
But to be quite honest with you, remember where we came from for the

1117
01:18:38.680 --> 01:18:41.399
past four years. What the fuck
were they going to do to us that

1118
01:18:41.520 --> 01:18:45.159
we haven't had tenfold onto us.
We beat the crap at each other that

1119
01:18:45.359 --> 01:18:46.600
night. They beat us up worst, then we beat them up. But

1120
01:18:46.680 --> 01:18:48.680
at the end of the night,
when all of a sudden done, we

1121
01:18:48.760 --> 01:18:53.159
shut their hands. We said thank
you. We hugged them right then and

1122
01:18:53.239 --> 01:18:55.800
there we are in our respected block
room. Not only that, but we

1123
01:18:55.880 --> 01:19:00.560
went close ever since. Cool stuff. Huh, yeah, I don't take

1124
01:19:00.600 --> 01:19:03.000
it, I guess. Yeah.
By the way, there was a match

1125
01:19:03.079 --> 01:19:09.000
one on one Bubba on SmackDown before
this where the officials all hit the ring

1126
01:19:09.079 --> 01:19:13.640
and JBL absolutely pops Bubba in the
face with a stiff right hand that reddens

1127
01:19:13.680 --> 01:19:15.920
the eye of Bubb's face. Bubba
is calling pissed off. It's all.

1128
01:19:16.119 --> 01:19:18.800
I don't believe a fucking word of
this. I mean, I'm sure a

1129
01:19:18.880 --> 01:19:23.359
word of this in terms of how
it's being framed, like the issues were

1130
01:19:23.399 --> 01:19:26.920
headed off before they ever like appeared
for the people. I don't believe that.

1131
01:19:27.039 --> 01:19:30.000
I mean, that's clearly them initiating. I don't know what two by

1132
01:19:30.039 --> 01:19:32.560
four he's talking about. I mean, certainly it isn't this matchup, not

1133
01:19:32.640 --> 01:19:35.880
at all. The cursory glance of
their interactions didn't show anything where there was

1134
01:19:35.880 --> 01:19:39.439
a two by four involved. Maybe
it was a backstage segment or something.

1135
01:19:39.479 --> 01:19:42.920
But I don't know what he's talking
about. I don't know. I don't

1136
01:19:42.920 --> 01:19:44.880
know, But it is true that
the Dudleys did figure out a way to

1137
01:19:44.920 --> 01:19:47.920
avoid that kind of public enemy heat. That's absolutely true. So it's the

1138
01:19:47.920 --> 01:19:50.880
September nineth SmackDown if you want to
see what I'm talking about, where Bradshaw

1139
01:19:50.920 --> 01:19:54.680
pops Billy in the face and they're
calling each other pieces of shit and you

1140
01:19:54.720 --> 01:19:59.920
can tell they're absolutely not working anyway. Dudley's verse acolytes, Jar says he's

1141
01:20:00.199 --> 01:20:02.399
kind of a smoother barroom brawl and
Muscogee. Then we're going to see here,

1142
01:20:04.399 --> 01:20:09.199
So we get the Muscogee in there
corderas we learn has crossed the picket

1143
01:20:09.239 --> 01:20:12.560
line, Yes he has. Laller
says he's a strike buster. Then who

1144
01:20:12.600 --> 01:20:15.520
is he? Kobashi bubble the corner
charge and a super plex out of the

1145
01:20:15.560 --> 01:20:19.800
gate double team. He is I
have heard he is busting strike The APA

1146
01:20:19.880 --> 01:20:27.119
does a double flapjack on Bubba,
which leave there, Yeah, whip in

1147
01:20:27.159 --> 01:20:30.960
a big whipping a big boot by
JBL and an elbow drop gets two for

1148
01:20:30.000 --> 01:20:32.359
the acolytes. Bubb and then fires
out of the corner and slams Jipp.

1149
01:20:32.399 --> 01:20:38.560
There's a triple triple flapjack but most
of the middle rope inverted and does the

1150
01:20:39.000 --> 01:20:42.640
scent on backsplash, the big flying
move. Bubba does that gets too and

1151
01:20:42.720 --> 01:20:45.319
then he tries again, but Food
cuts him off and JBL climbs and does

1152
01:20:45.359 --> 01:20:47.920
the rare superplex where the guy who's
taking it has his legs inside the ropes.

1153
01:20:48.399 --> 01:20:53.279
I stand corrected as to whether that's
possible. It's happened. See that.

1154
01:20:53.479 --> 01:20:55.640
Yep, what do you know?
It didn't look great, but it

1155
01:20:55.760 --> 01:20:59.119
happened. Lawler says, do you
think May and Mula reached menopause? Yet

1156
01:21:00.000 --> 01:21:01.399
they had shown them being helped up
the aisle by Sergeant Slaughter. As the

1157
01:21:01.439 --> 01:21:04.640
Dudleys came to the ring earlier,
JBL tackles bub out of the ring in

1158
01:21:04.680 --> 01:21:08.760
no reaction, just to just match
is fucking dead. No one gives a

1159
01:21:08.800 --> 01:21:11.199
shit, No one knows what to
make of the Dudley's dead. I don't

1160
01:21:11.199 --> 01:21:14.760
think yeah, no, I mean
I don't think they do. I mean

1161
01:21:14.960 --> 01:21:17.359
I had no idea who they were. I didn't like them. They annoyed

1162
01:21:17.439 --> 01:21:23.600
me, and you know, I
why are they on my TV? Jared

1163
01:21:23.600 --> 01:21:25.800
says, what if they came out
here and slap you around? That wouldn't

1164
01:21:25.800 --> 01:21:28.560
be good for your campaign in Memphis. So yeah, Laula was running from

1165
01:21:28.560 --> 01:21:30.239
mayor. I forgot all about that. Oh my god, oh my god.

1166
01:21:30.479 --> 01:21:33.920
Exchanging the floor, Jerry, I
think you maybe maybe you got a

1167
01:21:33.960 --> 01:21:38.920
shot at doing it at Memphis what
I did in Minnesota, right, you

1168
01:21:39.039 --> 01:21:42.880
know that's what happened. Thank god. There were no skeletons in his closet,

1169
01:21:43.000 --> 01:21:48.800
just cans of Coca cola and they
found a But never mind, they

1170
01:21:48.880 --> 01:21:53.000
exchanged on the floor. JBL sends
bubb into the steps back in one two

1171
01:21:53.039 --> 01:22:00.159
for Rux says, E c w
that, oh she does here? He

1172
01:22:00.199 --> 01:22:03.800
said, c w da Does that
mean? No fucking id's supposed to be

1173
01:22:03.840 --> 01:22:10.079
cool that he said that. I
guess fucking far Quad Lord, Farquad,

1174
01:22:12.560 --> 01:22:15.479
far Quad. I mean you call
him that, it's like forget, like

1175
01:22:15.600 --> 01:22:27.600
he's in no credibility instantly far quad
and jibbling bits. Fucking idiots. JB.

1176
01:22:27.880 --> 01:22:30.359
Bubba rather ducks a lariat his ability
belly Suplex for two. Lawler says

1177
01:22:30.359 --> 01:22:34.920
their father was Big Daddy Dudley,
and he got around Devon. I thought

1178
01:22:34.920 --> 01:22:39.079
it was I thought it was a
big Dick Dudley. Well there was a

1179
01:22:39.119 --> 01:22:42.439
big Dick Dudley, but that wasn't
supposed to be the dad. Oh yeah,

1180
01:22:43.039 --> 01:22:44.920
was there a big Daddy doud I
don't believe so. I don't think

1181
01:22:44.920 --> 01:22:48.479
they ever talked much about who the
dad actually was. But you know,

1182
01:22:48.520 --> 01:22:53.840
it's obviously you think, you think, you think all the other members of

1183
01:22:53.960 --> 01:22:58.680
the Dudley's, the Dudley family thought
well ship, if they're going over there,

1184
01:22:58.760 --> 01:23:01.359
we got a shot. Oh my
god, well Spike, Spike got

1185
01:23:01.399 --> 01:23:03.920
a job. Yes he did,
Yes, he did. Probably maybe the

1186
01:23:04.000 --> 01:23:10.680
other ones I think died before they
even came in. What wasn't the sign

1187
01:23:10.720 --> 01:23:14.319
guy Dudley sign guy. Yeah,
but he wasn't a wrestler. Really doesn't

1188
01:23:14.319 --> 01:23:17.239
matter. He might have thought,
well, ship my chance. Yeah,

1189
01:23:17.479 --> 01:23:24.439
maybe, bless his heart. There
was dances with Dudley. There's one or

1190
01:23:24.479 --> 01:23:30.119
two others too that only made a
couple of appearances. It's so it's so

1191
01:23:30.720 --> 01:23:35.079
grotesque. Keeping on the flying shoulder
block drops JBL swinging neck breaker gets to

1192
01:23:35.239 --> 01:23:40.880
crowd as lethargic as they come.
Not it's not Dudley snot Dudley. Yeah,

1193
01:23:40.920 --> 01:23:44.119
I heard about him. I think
he had a shot, thought a

1194
01:23:44.159 --> 01:23:46.800
shot if Russo was still booking.
Probably if you heard that name, Chubby,

1195
01:23:46.960 --> 01:23:49.720
Chubby Dudley, I got the whole
list year, Chubby Dudley. Think

1196
01:23:49.760 --> 01:23:59.399
he had a shot. That was
Bubba or what it was was Lawlor when

1197
01:23:59.439 --> 01:24:05.199
a miss Kittie came out. That's
true too. Now he die a big

1198
01:24:05.319 --> 01:24:08.840
dick died in on two thousand and
two, so he could have been okay,

1199
01:24:08.840 --> 01:24:12.279
all right, he could have gotten
there. Uh Spike, Yeah,

1200
01:24:12.560 --> 01:24:20.479
that's that's it. Those are the
official official Dudley's fucking bizarre thing. It

1201
01:24:20.680 --> 01:24:25.039
was if you ever do slapstick the
movie, that's where this comes from.

1202
01:24:26.000 --> 01:24:30.600
Oh okay, for yeah that makes
sense. Sure, sure I know I

1203
01:24:30.680 --> 01:24:33.319
no slapstick. So JBL hits a
followy slam and tags Ron Simmons that gets

1204
01:24:33.359 --> 01:24:36.079
to big Whip in a power slam
by simmons On. Devon gets too up

1205
01:24:36.119 --> 01:24:41.079
to the Dominator. Devon drops behind, hits a ddt On Simmons tag the

1206
01:24:41.159 --> 01:24:44.760
JBL. He slams Stevon missus n
elbow drop tag to Bubba, they do

1207
01:24:44.880 --> 01:24:48.680
the reverse three D on JBL one
two Here four Brawl breaks out shit show

1208
01:24:48.800 --> 01:24:53.920
of a match. Yeah, this
is nothing doing here, just like it

1209
01:24:54.079 --> 01:24:57.560
is just a fucking nightmare. Devon
and Ron Simmons on the floor. You

1210
01:24:57.600 --> 01:25:00.239
can hear their voices echo with no
noise. That's the thing. When you

1211
01:25:00.279 --> 01:25:02.880
build the match around an incident where
they were actually shooting on motherfuckers, like,

1212
01:25:02.880 --> 01:25:06.000
you're kind of sending an impossible standard
for yourself, even if most people

1213
01:25:06.039 --> 01:25:11.479
didn't get the reference. Bubba says
screw you before power bombing JBL, and

1214
01:25:11.560 --> 01:25:14.399
then Devon lands a top rope head
butt that only gets two. Devon's crouched

1215
01:25:14.439 --> 01:25:17.680
on the top does the screaming top
rope back superplex does JBL, sending Devon

1216
01:25:17.760 --> 01:25:23.079
into orbit long delay that gets a
two. Bubba slips in bulldogs JBL for

1217
01:25:23.119 --> 01:25:26.159
two Peer four Brawl continues a groan
with each near fall. Now from the

1218
01:25:26.199 --> 01:25:29.359
crowd, they're kind of wanting this
one to be over. I since yeah,

1219
01:25:29.920 --> 01:25:31.359
and suddenly, out of nowhere,
there's a three D on Ron Simmons

1220
01:25:31.479 --> 01:25:38.840
and JBL levels Bubba and here comes
Stevie Richards. Well it's the reverse three

1221
01:25:38.920 --> 01:25:42.079
D though isn't it well d They
first did the reverse three D and then

1222
01:25:42.079 --> 01:25:44.560
they did the real one. They
did the real one, the real one,

1223
01:25:44.640 --> 01:25:46.640
Yeah, and Stevie Richards comes out. He had a gimmick at the

1224
01:25:46.640 --> 01:25:49.840
time where he was like imitating other
wrestlers. Yep, I thought it was

1225
01:25:49.880 --> 01:25:53.960
a next Sean Michael, right,
Yeah, that was among the wrestlers he

1226
01:25:54.000 --> 01:25:57.680
imitated with Shawn Michaels. That was
before he came to WWF. But he

1227
01:25:57.720 --> 01:25:59.880
gets in the rings, He got
the hieroglyphics on his chest like the AP

1228
01:26:00.239 --> 01:26:03.960
does the acolytes, and instead of
like you know, you know, a

1229
01:26:04.039 --> 01:26:11.079
foreign tongue, he's got upn a
logo for SmackDown on his fucking jest,

1230
01:26:11.119 --> 01:26:15.039
and all we gotta promote, promote
the network, and all we got we

1231
01:26:15.159 --> 01:26:20.359
got things going on to make sure
people are tuning into upn Upp' how bizarre

1232
01:26:21.680 --> 01:26:28.079
upping is where we can smack our
television sets. And despite his ECW heritage,

1233
01:26:28.119 --> 01:26:30.279
he shared heritage. He does not
support the Dudley's. He super kicks

1234
01:26:30.279 --> 01:26:35.760
Steve on Dudley, here does Steve
Richards, And that sets up the what

1235
01:26:35.880 --> 01:26:40.520
fuck's that about? He was trying
to impress the Acolytes by dressing up like

1236
01:26:40.560 --> 01:26:44.920
them. He wanted to be part
of their crew, I guess, and

1237
01:26:45.000 --> 01:26:46.039
he do stuff with Blue Mini.
I think they had done. I think

1238
01:26:46.039 --> 01:26:50.880
they had already tried the Blair Bitch
project where him and me he were doing

1239
01:26:50.960 --> 01:26:54.319
like, you know, videos in
the style of Blair Witch. I went

1240
01:26:54.439 --> 01:26:58.479
nowhere. The word was Vince just
didn't get it. I don't understand.

1241
01:26:58.479 --> 01:27:00.399
And if he doesn't think anyone would
get it? What events? There's a

1242
01:27:00.439 --> 01:27:03.319
movie? I don't what I don't
What do you mean the movie? I

1243
01:27:03.319 --> 01:27:06.640
haven't seen a movie since Austin Powers. What are you talking about? You

1244
01:27:06.720 --> 01:27:13.680
know, I go to the movies
when it's relevant. Great quote. I

1245
01:27:13.840 --> 01:27:19.560
go to the movies when it's relevant. Seven minutes, twenty eight seconds Acolltes

1246
01:27:19.600 --> 01:27:26.159
beat the Dudley's here that unforgiven.
This it's a major motion picture? Didn't

1247
01:27:26.199 --> 01:27:30.199
star Mike Myers. Is he the
Blair Witch? Is it a major motion

1248
01:27:30.359 --> 01:27:33.840
picture? Well, it's in theaters
events. Well yeah, but there are

1249
01:27:33.880 --> 01:27:36.880
plenty of pictures that go into movie
theaters that aren't major on the mat For

1250
01:27:36.920 --> 01:27:43.119
example, you know we have that
that that blousting picture coming out. Blowsy's

1251
01:27:43.279 --> 01:27:47.079
not a major picture. The blousey
steam right, you know, I DoD

1252
01:27:47.479 --> 01:27:51.560
Blair witch. I don't know what
that is. I don't think our audience

1253
01:27:51.600 --> 01:27:59.399
what either, I prefer what exactly
he gets concerned that someone said said something.

1254
01:28:00.359 --> 01:28:02.680
It is kind of funny, like
that's like a perennial TLFX thing.

1255
01:28:02.960 --> 01:28:10.399
Like every character where it's like that
they're so self absorbed that they they think

1256
01:28:10.680 --> 01:28:14.159
real life plays out like a talking
segment on Raw where you go, I

1257
01:28:14.279 --> 01:28:15.479
go, right, you go,
I go. No one interrupts each other.

1258
01:28:16.880 --> 01:28:21.199
Everyone gets like three minutes to expostulate
each and you don't go until they're

1259
01:28:21.239 --> 01:28:26.760
guy's done. And that's why anytime
someone says something while they're talking, they're

1260
01:28:26.880 --> 01:28:30.760
completely ill equipped to process it because
they're not in listening mode right now.

1261
01:28:30.760 --> 01:28:32.960
They're in promo mode. But I
had my script and you didn't follow the

1262
01:28:33.000 --> 01:28:39.560
script. What what I love?
I love like the thing of like you're

1263
01:28:39.640 --> 01:28:43.600
talking like you're in control, but
the way you say what belies a total

1264
01:28:43.640 --> 01:28:48.800
panic and paranoia? You know what
I mean? Like pretty funny. Actually

1265
01:28:50.039 --> 01:28:55.479
someone's trying to present like they've got
it all together, and then the second

1266
01:28:55.680 --> 01:28:59.159
like they thought they heard something,
you realize that they're just they're talking,

1267
01:28:59.279 --> 01:29:01.880
but their mind is elsewhere. Do
you ever you see him? You can

1268
01:29:01.960 --> 01:29:05.319
get shorty I have, Yeah,
I'm trying to remember. All right,

1269
01:29:05.359 --> 01:29:10.800
Well, there's a there's a very
funny moment in there where where Gene Hackman

1270
01:29:10.960 --> 01:29:15.159
is trying to talk all tough to
Dennis Verina and then he hangs up the

1271
01:29:15.199 --> 01:29:19.520
phone and he's horrified. Fucking Dennis
Verena is this mobster? Right? Because

1272
01:29:19.520 --> 01:29:23.479
now he knows he's got to fucking
mobster and now like you know, he's

1273
01:29:23.520 --> 01:29:26.840
trying to talk all all ship to
him, and then and then he hangs

1274
01:29:26.920 --> 01:29:30.000
up on on Dennis Verina like you
know, as a as a muscle move,

1275
01:29:30.079 --> 01:29:33.720
and he's horrified, just like it's
tremendous. Yeah, that's pretty much

1276
01:29:33.720 --> 01:29:38.119
what I mean, pretty much yep. So then Stevie Richards extends his hands

1277
01:29:38.119 --> 01:29:41.359
to Simmons, Simmons totally kills him
with a dominator, almost under rotates and

1278
01:29:41.399 --> 01:29:44.840
drop Stevie on his historically back back
as well. I know, holy shadow,

1279
01:29:44.880 --> 01:29:47.359
that wasn't so funny back then when
Ron Simmons was trying to do the

1280
01:29:47.439 --> 01:29:50.760
dominator in a way that taught someone
a lesson and almost killed somebody. Oh,

1281
01:29:51.039 --> 01:29:56.600
I can't stand like stop it with
this, like why teaching lessons fucking

1282
01:29:56.760 --> 01:30:00.800
perennial mid carters, right, I
mean, come on now, guys,

1283
01:30:00.880 --> 01:30:04.880
the second they touched the main event
like completely repelled the audience. Why are

1284
01:30:04.960 --> 01:30:10.800
they the standard bearers of like locker
room etiquette? And I just don't understand

1285
01:30:10.880 --> 01:30:14.960
what the pole point like this.
You know, if someone doesn't what I

1286
01:30:15.159 --> 01:30:17.319
what I what I guess what it
is really bothers me about it all is

1287
01:30:17.399 --> 01:30:21.760
that people come in, you know, you get your guys in w WE,

1288
01:30:21.800 --> 01:30:26.079
you've been there forever, and they
expect the new guys to come in

1289
01:30:26.319 --> 01:30:29.840
and know all the rules pretty much. Yeah, I mean number one,

1290
01:30:29.880 --> 01:30:32.239
it's stupid that there are rules like
that, like these kinds of rules.

1291
01:30:32.840 --> 01:30:36.520
But second of all, like how
do is to hand them to write?

1292
01:30:36.800 --> 01:30:42.199
Or here's the thing, nice,
here's the thing. If you build your

1293
01:30:42.239 --> 01:30:47.840
whole self worth around making sure other
people step in their own ship, you

1294
01:30:47.880 --> 01:30:50.680
don't want to communicate those rules clearly. You don't. You don't want to

1295
01:30:50.720 --> 01:30:54.840
make it known on the front end
because it's much much more useful to you

1296
01:30:55.359 --> 01:30:59.319
to have people fuck up so that
your your spot is to secure as the

1297
01:30:59.359 --> 01:31:02.960
person who in horse is the rules
just fucking crazy. If the rules are

1298
01:31:03.039 --> 01:31:05.880
very clear, then they don't have
anyone that they can that they are given

1299
01:31:05.920 --> 01:31:09.640
license to fuck up for real,
which apparently is how they get their jollys.

1300
01:31:11.079 --> 01:31:14.279
So that's the thing, you know, they don't want people to follow

1301
01:31:14.319 --> 01:31:15.920
the rules at first because they want
to tell themselves. They want to have

1302
01:31:15.920 --> 01:31:18.159
a mark against them. It's same
thing that click would do, same thing.

1303
01:31:19.039 --> 01:31:20.920
Someone's coming in, little bit of
steam, a little bit of push,

1304
01:31:20.960 --> 01:31:25.960
a little bit of attention. They
become completely fixated on trying to find

1305
01:31:26.039 --> 01:31:28.840
one little inkling that the person thinks
they're a bigger star than they are,

1306
01:31:28.920 --> 01:31:30.119
so that they can go to the
bank with that, go to events,

1307
01:31:31.079 --> 01:31:33.199
get in the ring. But then
they don't know how to work sand bag

1308
01:31:33.239 --> 01:31:36.399
them, you know, stuff like
that. So we cut to Luna and

1309
01:31:36.439 --> 01:31:40.760
Gear all of a sudden making the
walk to the ring. Hardcore women's title

1310
01:31:40.840 --> 01:31:43.079
is going to be on the line. Apparently, Oh my god, An

1311
01:31:43.119 --> 01:31:53.199
Ivory your favorite yep dune and uh
Dean with purple flailing everywhere, she's fluttering,

1312
01:31:54.159 --> 01:31:57.720
she's such a fire. She sneaks
up behind Luna with a trash can

1313
01:31:57.760 --> 01:32:00.039
and nails her with him We've got
a backstage brawl between lunivish in Ivory,

1314
01:32:00.079 --> 01:32:02.880
who's supposed tolash for the women's title. Here there's garbage everywhere. They go

1315
01:32:02.920 --> 01:32:06.680
into the walls and Luna throws a
big ass TV and Ivory dodges that they're

1316
01:32:06.680 --> 01:32:10.680
doing a thing where they're breaking things
against the wall. When someone moves out

1317
01:32:10.680 --> 01:32:13.880
of the way. Instead of landing
weak looking shots on each other's person,

1318
01:32:14.560 --> 01:32:17.319
yep, Ivory tosses a nice tray
adder. Jr. Says Tory, and

1319
01:32:17.399 --> 01:32:21.600
this isn't Tory Wilson. This is
the Tory that was with XPOC was burnt

1320
01:32:21.640 --> 01:32:29.039
by an iron by Ivory recently.
And she suddenly shows up and they go

1321
01:32:29.079 --> 01:32:31.800
into an office and Luna puts Ivory's
head into a copier and runs off a

1322
01:32:31.920 --> 01:32:36.119
copy of her face. Luna then
launches an old rotary phone at the wall.

1323
01:32:38.479 --> 01:32:40.920
Literally, this is a throw everything
against the wall and see it sticks.

1324
01:32:41.479 --> 01:32:45.439
It's nothing, by the way,
the cameraman goes down on his ass.

1325
01:32:45.439 --> 01:32:48.239
As they continue to fight, Luna
throws Ivory into like, you know,

1326
01:32:48.319 --> 01:32:50.680
like the lighting that they would do
for a photo shoot, like the

1327
01:32:50.880 --> 01:32:58.640
rigular here, so fucking you know, I I don't know, I used

1328
01:32:58.640 --> 01:33:01.840
to like the hardcore matches. I
used to enjoy them. I used to

1329
01:33:02.000 --> 01:33:10.359
like the show, the battling backstage
and the unpredictability. But for you here,

1330
01:33:10.439 --> 01:33:15.680
so it's just so stupid. Yeah, yeah, it's it's just like

1331
01:33:15.720 --> 01:33:17.560
a filler thing. I said,
Okay, like they don't have any ideas

1332
01:33:17.600 --> 01:33:21.279
for these two, so they're just
gonna have a trash can and broomstick swinging

1333
01:33:21.359 --> 01:33:26.239
thing. I put the Luna's head
and trash can and tries to convert it

1334
01:33:26.319 --> 01:33:29.479
to a cover somehow. I got
help her here because yeah, and she

1335
01:33:29.520 --> 01:33:34.079
gets pissed off with the referee.
Yeah, Harvey, what would you know?

1336
01:33:36.039 --> 01:33:39.600
They're not? I mean, Luna's
inside of trash can upside down on

1337
01:33:39.680 --> 01:33:45.000
her side. She can't even But
keep in mind, don't forget that fucking

1338
01:33:45.960 --> 01:33:54.039
uh big show or cane pinned raven
vertically against the wall. Yeah, I'm

1339
01:33:54.079 --> 01:33:57.239
glad you remember that. I forgot
about that in the hardcore environment. That's

1340
01:33:57.319 --> 01:34:01.039
right, it was a hardcore environment. Oh fuck. So anyway, Ivory's

1341
01:34:01.079 --> 01:34:06.680
lunching with garbage can and a bunch
of produce boxes and we we're talking skews,

1342
01:34:06.720 --> 01:34:10.439
we talk an inventory. Is there
di stocking underway. What's going on

1343
01:34:10.560 --> 01:34:15.079
here? Why is there are these
boxes everywhere? I know looting then climbs

1344
01:34:15.119 --> 01:34:17.079
a forklift and splashes her off the
forklift and gets a two on the cardboard

1345
01:34:17.119 --> 01:34:23.199
boxes. These boxes are full of
other small packages and boxes, not the

1346
01:34:23.279 --> 01:34:26.479
kind of small packages of that stars
to matches at all. I don't know

1347
01:34:26.520 --> 01:34:28.720
what they are. They look like
bricks of cocaine. Maybe, I don't

1348
01:34:28.760 --> 01:34:32.359
know what what I'll tell you.
I'm surprised it took JR. This long,

1349
01:34:32.640 --> 01:34:40.319
but he finally compares this match to
a the Sean Family reunion. That's

1350
01:34:40.319 --> 01:34:43.800
pretty funny, or a wedding.
Yeah, that's true. Luna shatters a

1351
01:34:43.840 --> 01:34:46.600
broom or something standing against the boxes, and Harvey says the shoulders are down,

1352
01:34:46.760 --> 01:34:49.439
and Jerr says, I never saw
a vertical pin before they call it

1353
01:34:49.479 --> 01:34:51.840
out. Well, there we go, they got a vertical pin attempt.

1354
01:34:53.359 --> 01:34:58.960
Tory comes over the aforementioned Tory and
intercepted broomstick shot missus Ivory and gets knocked

1355
01:34:58.960 --> 01:35:02.119
into a hope chest or whatever the
things they carry the fucking enough equipment and

1356
01:35:02.199 --> 01:35:04.399
the TV equipment, and then Ivory
jabs Lun and the cup with the pole

1357
01:35:04.439 --> 01:35:08.359
hits across the back and pins her
on the hard floor as Irish music plays

1358
01:35:08.399 --> 01:35:12.720
in the arena to no reaction whatsoever. This match taking place entirely backstage,

1359
01:35:12.840 --> 01:35:15.159
and it's over in three minutes and
thirty seven seconds. As Ivory defeats Luna

1360
01:35:15.239 --> 01:35:20.039
to retain the WWF Women's Championship in
a hardcore match, cut to Lily In

1361
01:35:20.079 --> 01:35:24.560
saying wow, what a fight looking
off camera. Yep, just terrible transition,

1362
01:35:24.640 --> 01:35:28.720
because it's right there. Wow,
what a fight? Like fucking It's

1363
01:35:28.760 --> 01:35:30.680
like, uh, it's like Daniel
stir and hold on too, bring it.

1364
01:35:31.479 --> 01:35:40.600
Wow? What a hole is that? In the Janelle Grant complaint too,

1365
01:35:42.920 --> 01:35:45.880
she's with Mulain May and what a
hole? Jared said, the better

1366
01:35:45.880 --> 01:35:49.239
stay out of my business. Ivy
interrupts Mula with the right hand, drags

1367
01:35:49.279 --> 01:35:53.399
her to the floor, uh and
nails her and raining down shots. So

1368
01:35:53.479 --> 01:35:55.920
for some reason they have Mullin May
Young fuck up Ivory here. I don't

1369
01:35:55.960 --> 01:36:00.680
know why it's awful. I know
it's awful. I mean, just retain

1370
01:36:00.720 --> 01:36:03.199
the title. They're gonna feud together, But I don't know why why I

1371
01:36:03.520 --> 01:36:06.960
picks this moment to get in their
face back in the arena. You think

1372
01:36:08.000 --> 01:36:11.399
you know me, but you know
what I allow you to know. Here

1373
01:36:11.439 --> 01:36:15.119
comes edgend Christian being led to the
ring, but afore mentioned Jim Dotson,

1374
01:36:15.159 --> 01:36:18.279
head of security through the people,
and of course the Outlaws had reunited and

1375
01:36:18.319 --> 01:36:21.520
took the straps off rock and fully, but it was a folly and owl

1376
01:36:21.560 --> 01:36:28.560
snow in the match itself because Rocking
and Jobbin, Oh you didn't know your

1377
01:36:28.640 --> 01:36:34.079
ass better calls. Somebody still got
the Golden era tag titles, don't they

1378
01:36:34.680 --> 01:36:42.000
they do? It was never cycled
out now and two is when they come

1379
01:36:42.000 --> 01:36:44.600
went out, although now they're back. Did you see those That was my

1380
01:36:44.680 --> 01:36:49.680
next question. Although they do look
more like the SmackDown tag titles of the

1381
01:36:49.720 --> 01:36:53.199
two thousand and two you know,
they're more in that shape, but the

1382
01:36:53.239 --> 01:36:59.760
SmackDown tag titles were still a variation
of the the you know, the classic.

1383
01:37:00.000 --> 01:37:01.680
It's almost like they should just go
with the belts that they're trying to

1384
01:37:01.880 --> 01:37:06.000
mimic. Yeah, it's almost like
it used to be better. I thought

1385
01:37:06.039 --> 01:37:09.159
that it was so wild during the
Attitude era that they never got rid of

1386
01:37:09.199 --> 01:37:14.640
those titles and every redesigned them.
Here it is, and you know,

1387
01:37:14.880 --> 01:37:17.640
it almost made it feel like the
New Age Outlaws fit in with the great

1388
01:37:17.680 --> 01:37:21.560
teams of the past because they were
wearing the same belts that Demolition Heart Foundation

1389
01:37:21.680 --> 01:37:28.800
legion of everyone. They they were
like, they were this like dominant tag

1390
01:37:28.960 --> 01:37:31.279
team of the era. You know, It's it's weird to think, and

1391
01:37:31.319 --> 01:37:34.760
if they had new belts, I
don't think I would see them as prestigious

1392
01:37:34.760 --> 01:37:36.720
as this I did. It is
it is funny. I know that I

1393
01:37:36.880 --> 01:37:42.600
know that they technically changed something with
the belts, but not the general design.

1394
01:37:42.720 --> 01:37:46.119
The general design was there, amazing, and it's it's so fascinating that

1395
01:37:46.199 --> 01:37:48.800
they kept that. I mean,
they're they're listen, those are always the

1396
01:37:48.840 --> 01:37:51.479
tag belts. That's right to me. They've always been the tag belts,

1397
01:37:51.520 --> 01:37:55.680
will always be the tag belt.
And that's Anyone who's honest with themselves feels

1398
01:37:55.720 --> 01:37:59.920
the same way exactly. I even
refuse to believe that Rock and Wrestling Area

1399
01:38:00.039 --> 01:38:03.239
kids would like prefer the Hogan WF
title design before the winged Eagle for maybe

1400
01:38:03.359 --> 01:38:06.880
six and seven. No way,
you know the fucking truth, I don't

1401
01:38:06.880 --> 01:38:10.640
care what belt he hoisted in MSG
in eighty four. You know what belts

1402
01:38:10.720 --> 01:38:14.279
the fucking truth? Yeah, No, seriously, like the fucking that green

1403
01:38:14.359 --> 01:38:17.079
belt is an abomination. It really
is, all right, it really it's

1404
01:38:17.279 --> 01:38:21.800
a disgusting display of of of perversion. It looks like that twenty four seven

1405
01:38:21.840 --> 01:38:25.560
belt they made that everybody panned.
It does. Yeah, yeah it does,

1406
01:38:25.640 --> 01:38:30.560
and it's got the green The twenty
four seven belts got the green belt

1407
01:38:30.640 --> 01:38:33.960
as well, the green strap,
just like the old championship belt. Speaking

1408
01:38:34.000 --> 01:38:40.119
of tough looks, how about the
choker on Billy Gun's neck. It's like

1409
01:38:40.279 --> 01:38:44.920
latticed like flowery in the months and
I can't fucking you know the weird the

1410
01:38:45.000 --> 01:38:51.199
weird like accoutrement for male fashion in
the nineteen nineties, just you know.

1411
01:38:53.399 --> 01:38:58.640
But you want to hear the classic
promo of the uh I do before we

1412
01:38:58.720 --> 01:39:01.880
do? Does this confirm that miss
Drass flopped that they're back together? Oh?

1413
01:39:01.920 --> 01:39:04.279
Absolutely? Okay, I just want
to make sure you're absolutely listen.

1414
01:39:04.399 --> 01:39:11.640
He he fucking no, no,
no, look he never Billy gunn never

1415
01:39:12.039 --> 01:39:15.479
worked as a single star, right
all right. Every time they tried to

1416
01:39:15.600 --> 01:39:23.439
do it, he failed. The
one Billy Gun failed, the Rockabilly failed.

1417
01:39:23.479 --> 01:39:25.560
Did you see how high he jumped
in that leap frog? He was

1418
01:39:25.640 --> 01:39:28.880
in motion when he jumped over the
guy's back. To understand he's he's athletic,

1419
01:39:29.000 --> 01:39:31.119
he's a pure athlete. I don't
give a ship. He's he's a

1420
01:39:31.199 --> 01:39:36.439
great he is a great tag team
wrestler. It's so weird that it works

1421
01:39:36.479 --> 01:39:44.000
out for some guys. Yeah yeah, because he's good at at assisting and

1422
01:39:44.119 --> 01:39:50.880
he's good at doing you know some
some uh you know, double team ship

1423
01:39:50.960 --> 01:39:56.479
and whatever like, he's good at
that, but not at singles workmanship.

1424
01:39:58.039 --> 01:40:05.159
So but here, here go.
This is This is as attitude as it

1425
01:40:05.319 --> 01:40:18.159
gets, Charlotte, Welcome to the
doghouse. Well, you know the new

1426
01:40:18.239 --> 01:40:30.000
way down. Lords always kick that
shiest it dogy stuff. Now, then

1427
01:40:30.399 --> 01:40:38.399
let's see if we can't make a
little noise up in this belt an yeh,

1428
01:40:38.479 --> 01:40:43.720
dare I know you want to?
Oh, ladies and gentlemen, boys

1429
01:40:43.760 --> 01:40:47.479
and girls, children of all ages, Degeneration X proudly brings to you.

1430
01:40:47.960 --> 01:40:57.760
It's w w L tag team tap
into the world the road dog doesn't the

1431
01:40:58.079 --> 01:41:12.399
bad by god? Yeah, come
pard and I got these two words removing

1432
01:41:12.520 --> 01:41:18.439
me young and of course if you're
not down with that, what got?

1433
01:41:24.920 --> 01:41:29.960
And the way those teenage boys say, oh yeah, oh yeah, I

1434
01:41:30.000 --> 01:41:33.720
mean it's so such anger. I
know it is there was such like anger,

1435
01:41:34.640 --> 01:41:41.800
like entitlement for fucking you know,
pussy ship, and like they should

1436
01:41:41.840 --> 01:41:45.439
be wearing a medium, but they're
wearing an x L T right right,

1437
01:41:45.960 --> 01:41:50.640
right, so pissed, so mad, so so angry, so angry,

1438
01:41:50.720 --> 01:42:00.319
so sick of getting what's coming to
them, right she is, Yeah,

1439
01:42:00.479 --> 01:42:02.039
like this, it's like, oh
my god, can we do any more?

1440
01:42:02.159 --> 01:42:06.600
Like that's right, what's the shoes, dude, Let's get this down

1441
01:42:06.680 --> 01:42:11.239
with the shoes? Brother. Do
you know what a billy calls some road

1442
01:42:11.279 --> 01:42:16.279
dog, like, you know,
casually, colloquially almost, Jess, No,

1443
01:42:17.159 --> 01:42:19.279
I mean I had a hard time
with that. In that shoot interview

1444
01:42:19.279 --> 01:42:23.479
I was watching, he calls him
over and over again. I have a

1445
01:42:23.600 --> 01:42:27.600
very hard time with that. So
Tjen Christian versus the Outlaws, Big chance

1446
01:42:27.640 --> 01:42:30.800
here? Yeah, I did I
tell you that? When I was in

1447
01:42:30.960 --> 01:42:33.560
high school, so like around the
time that you know, road Dog was

1448
01:42:33.600 --> 01:42:39.640
doing this ship, I used to
every morning. So I had a friend

1449
01:42:40.039 --> 01:42:45.920
Nancy in high school, and she
played a lot of sports, and so

1450
01:42:46.039 --> 01:42:51.479
in the morning at school, before
we're all going like we're all we're in

1451
01:42:51.560 --> 01:42:56.600
the locker room, everyone's sitting around, I would do the whole road dog

1452
01:42:56.800 --> 01:43:00.439
routine. I'd see her and she'd
look at me like, fuck, don't

1453
01:43:00.479 --> 01:43:02.640
do it. Oh my god.
I'd go ladies and gentlemen, boys and

1454
01:43:02.680 --> 01:43:06.680
girls, children ages. Bishop curt
In High School probably presents to you.

1455
01:43:08.199 --> 01:43:15.920
It's a volleyball Chapman of the World. Oh yeah, And I fucking like

1456
01:43:15.600 --> 01:43:20.560
they could do it all the time. Every day, every morning, I

1457
01:43:20.640 --> 01:43:25.960
would announce her whatever sport she was
playing, I would announce her as that

1458
01:43:26.159 --> 01:43:29.199
sport. Chance you know what wrestling
was. Did she know you're doing wrestling?

1459
01:43:30.000 --> 01:43:31.239
I don't know if she knew that
I was doing wrestling or not.

1460
01:43:32.039 --> 01:43:36.079
You know, none of my friends, none of my friends fucking watch wrestling.

1461
01:43:36.079 --> 01:43:41.159
I didn't have a wrestling friend in
high school for the most part,

1462
01:43:41.359 --> 01:43:45.960
except for France Fapiano, but he
was a year older than me. Okay,

1463
01:43:45.960 --> 01:43:49.920
I forget Francisai. No, you
can't, especially with extra whip.

1464
01:43:50.640 --> 01:43:57.520
Absolutely, yes, Francis Paccino.
So this turned in a big opportunity for

1465
01:43:57.560 --> 01:44:00.399
Redgiene Christian you know, totally totally. And then you know, I mean

1466
01:44:00.520 --> 01:44:03.960
thing you think about the h the
fall they are having here, and I

1467
01:44:04.000 --> 01:44:09.760
don't mean like the decline, I
mean the the autumn because they're this and

1468
01:44:09.840 --> 01:44:15.239
then they get the their their big
match next month, everything for them in

1469
01:44:15.319 --> 01:44:18.760
the hearties. So I remember this
being a match where I first heard Christian

1470
01:44:18.800 --> 01:44:21.640
described as a ring general one of
the things I was reading online. I

1471
01:44:21.680 --> 01:44:25.560
was like, really, oh my
god, he's stringing things together. And

1472
01:44:25.640 --> 01:44:28.640
this reputation followed him all the way
to Tony Kahn wanted to hire Room because

1473
01:44:28.640 --> 01:44:30.439
he would read about how he's a
ring general all the time and believed it.

1474
01:44:30.760 --> 01:44:36.119
But it's funny how like that actually
materialized into something where he got hired

1475
01:44:36.159 --> 01:44:39.279
as one of like the wise men
of the a w locker room to be

1476
01:44:39.359 --> 01:44:42.560
that that kind of guy. Is
he a ring general, ring general?

1477
01:44:42.920 --> 01:44:45.800
I think he is. Yeah,
he's in magnificent. He knows how to

1478
01:44:46.119 --> 01:44:51.199
uh to dictate troops on the battlefield, troops in the battle, how to

1479
01:44:51.239 --> 01:44:55.319
move assets, that's right. Does
he know how to move asses in de

1480
01:44:55.399 --> 01:45:00.640
seats? Though this question mm hm, that's always the issue. Headscab ref

1481
01:45:00.680 --> 01:45:04.279
Tom pictured out there by out by
China had been taken out by China,

1482
01:45:04.439 --> 01:45:08.840
right. Meanwhile, we just saw
Whippleman and they act like cord Eris is

1483
01:45:08.880 --> 01:45:14.560
the only guy crossing the picket line. But I thought the whoopman wasn't a

1484
01:45:14.680 --> 01:45:17.159
regular I mean, he might have
done it occasionally, but he wasn't like

1485
01:45:17.199 --> 01:45:20.279
a regular one. He was definitely
a scap at that point. And Lawler

1486
01:45:20.319 --> 01:45:24.479
says, you think he crossed the
picket line with some BS story about how

1487
01:45:24.520 --> 01:45:27.600
he needs money for his family.
Oh, jerried says, I just got

1488
01:45:27.720 --> 01:45:30.680
married for God's sake, like it's
a shoot. We didn't know this was

1489
01:45:30.720 --> 01:45:32.800
going to happen till he a little
too much of that on this show,

1490
01:45:34.720 --> 01:45:38.640
a little bit to much that in
this era. True, that's true.

1491
01:45:39.439 --> 01:45:42.720
Edge and Billy start off. They
chain exchange with some holes and then Edge

1492
01:45:42.760 --> 01:45:45.800
with arm dragon a side headlock,
massive sight of suplex by Edge breaks the

1493
01:45:45.840 --> 01:45:49.760
holding pardon me by up by Billy
Gun dumps Edge on his head all of

1494
01:45:49.800 --> 01:45:54.680
a sudden, holes in his core
correct one Hall Yes, road Dog tagged

1495
01:45:54.720 --> 01:45:57.479
in and does the shoulder thing before
going to work. That little dance he

1496
01:45:57.560 --> 01:46:00.600
did that, I'm sure never bothered
you in iota, not at all.

1497
01:46:00.720 --> 01:46:02.239
No, a big fan would chimney
with his shoulders and stuff. That was

1498
01:46:02.279 --> 01:46:09.800
awesome, right for God's sake,
and fucking just like weird like exaggerated Jeff

1499
01:46:09.920 --> 01:46:15.479
Jarrett walk and fuck off? What
an idiot? Go back to a rack.

1500
01:46:17.079 --> 01:46:19.079
He was high, He was high
out of his mind back then.

1501
01:46:19.239 --> 01:46:24.239
Such a problem. Oh yes,
oh yes, blind tact. Christian Roducks

1502
01:46:24.239 --> 01:46:27.119
pushed off riding Chrisians dropkick. I'm
draged by Christian in an arm bar,

1503
01:46:27.840 --> 01:46:30.039
the younger brother of Ed. Why
were they brothers? Why was that necessary?

1504
01:46:30.119 --> 01:46:33.640
I don't know, I don't know, Lawler marks Mox j R.

1505
01:46:33.760 --> 01:46:36.800
He says he's stating facts. Maybe
you should try that. Jr. Says

1506
01:46:38.159 --> 01:46:43.000
might get you elected mayor. Guess
which facts affects you on in the state.

1507
01:46:43.640 --> 01:46:45.279
Yeah, right, exactly. Jr. Then says, no one is

1508
01:46:45.359 --> 01:46:50.439
more attitudinal. Yes, here help, But no one has more attitude though

1509
01:46:50.479 --> 01:46:53.039
than that he knew it. I
mean, is that a real word?

1510
01:46:53.079 --> 01:46:56.680
Attitude? Only Evince would use it. I mean, Jesus jot lord.

1511
01:46:56.720 --> 01:46:59.800
I will say that. Would you
agree with that? Dam Oh yeah,

1512
01:46:59.800 --> 01:47:02.720
I like that right there? Doggy
style? Oh that is that what?

1513
01:47:02.800 --> 01:47:04.720
You're a big fan of their day? Are you like a doggie staff?

1514
01:47:05.479 --> 01:47:14.319
Excuse me? Play the whole thing
again. No one has more attitude though

1515
01:47:14.399 --> 01:47:16.119
than the new age outlaws. I
will say that, would you agree with

1516
01:47:16.199 --> 01:47:19.560
that? Name? Oh yeah?
I like that right there, doggy style?

1517
01:47:20.800 --> 01:47:23.600
Oh that is that what? You're
a big fan of their? Dare?

1518
01:47:23.600 --> 01:47:28.880
Are you like a doggie staff?
Excuse me, King Astray or if

1519
01:47:28.920 --> 01:47:32.840
he likes a doggy style, King
Astray, or if he fucks his wife

1520
01:47:32.920 --> 01:47:38.239
doggy style? Do it now?
Do it? Do it? Fucking fire

1521
01:47:38.279 --> 01:47:40.560
your ass? He says, excuse
me, and Vince says, yeah,

1522
01:47:40.600 --> 01:47:44.279
that's right, Yeah, excuse me. Pretenularly, you know what, you

1523
01:47:44.319 --> 01:47:45.399
know what, here's the thing,
Jr. You can hear me. Now,

1524
01:47:45.680 --> 01:47:54.319
guess what your wife fucks you doggy
style? He would he would tell

1525
01:47:54.439 --> 01:47:57.960
us a joke like that. Laugh, like a joke with no punchline.

1526
01:47:58.000 --> 01:48:02.359
You know right, It's so it
makes no sense, right, juvenile.

1527
01:48:06.479 --> 01:48:10.239
So there's a double team now,
and Christian is the outlaws takeover? Jr.

1528
01:48:10.279 --> 01:48:13.199
Says, Billy Gun without road Dog
was like a big battleship without a

1529
01:48:13.239 --> 01:48:16.239
rudder. Okay, okay, Billy
Gun Gorilla presses Christians and drops him across

1530
01:48:16.279 --> 01:48:20.000
road Dog's knee for some double teaming, Lawler says, when May Young and

1531
01:48:20.319 --> 01:48:25.439
Fabulous Mula are out here, you
forgot to tell us where they played football?

1532
01:48:27.399 --> 01:48:30.439
I know. J R. Jumps
on him, you didn't come up

1533
01:48:30.479 --> 01:48:32.279
with that yourself. You can tell
he's all like angry about being called out

1534
01:48:32.359 --> 01:48:35.319
for that. Yeah, someone's helping
you back there, j R. Says,

1535
01:48:36.359 --> 01:48:41.439
hit. Lola just keeps giggling.
Did they play for OHU? They

1536
01:48:41.479 --> 01:48:47.760
were cheerleaders there in the in the
covered wagon days, linebackers, linebackers,

1537
01:48:48.199 --> 01:48:56.880
So j R. We were Mula
and May Young linebackers and o U Jr.

1538
01:48:57.439 --> 01:49:00.680
Yeah, Boomer sooner, Yeah,
Mulo sooner? Muna, Muna,

1539
01:49:01.119 --> 01:49:03.880
how about it? May Young?
How about it? Hey, Jim?

1540
01:49:03.960 --> 01:49:08.439
You trouble focusing? JR? You
wanna fuck? Hey JR. You remember

1541
01:49:08.479 --> 01:49:12.079
when your dad killed your favorite pet
pig in front of your face when you

1542
01:49:12.119 --> 01:49:15.079
were a kid on the farm.
You having trouble focusing? JR. I

1543
01:49:15.119 --> 01:49:17.039
want to tell you something. In
a couple of years, I'm gonna have

1544
01:49:17.119 --> 01:49:23.079
you kiss my ass on television.
And I mean, I mean literally,

1545
01:49:23.119 --> 01:49:28.319
I'm gonna take my pants down.
I'm gonna ship JR. Is calling soup.

1546
01:49:28.399 --> 01:49:31.840
Lex is trying to not listen to
this, and j R. JR.

1547
01:49:31.840 --> 01:49:38.600
I'm gonna kill you. Won't you
listen to me? Now? I

1548
01:49:38.800 --> 01:49:43.039
fucked your wife earlier. Today she's
mine. It's like the happy Gilmore guy.

1549
01:49:43.119 --> 01:49:49.079
You suck just like you guys trying
to do his goddamn job. I

1550
01:49:49.159 --> 01:49:54.039
fucked your wife two three ways from
Sunday Jr. Needed it, she loved

1551
01:49:54.159 --> 01:50:00.159
JR. J R. J R
j R. I'm coming for your wife's

1552
01:50:00.199 --> 01:50:08.000
pussy again, and then I'm gonna
come for you. I'm gonna push you

1553
01:50:08.079 --> 01:50:15.159
out of a fucking building. Topic
j Your restaurant's on fire, JR Jr.

1554
01:50:15.399 --> 01:50:17.239
You want to know something, Here's
the real creme de la creme.

1555
01:50:18.000 --> 01:50:26.119
What I stole your barbecue recipe.
I know your fucking secrets, I know

1556
01:50:26.319 --> 01:50:30.199
the sauce, and I'm gonna publish
it and make money off your ass.

1557
01:50:30.399 --> 01:50:35.000
As he's trying to call Edgin Christian
versus the New Age outlaw, I want

1558
01:50:35.039 --> 01:50:40.359
you to think about the fact that
I am determined. I am determined now.

1559
01:50:40.560 --> 01:50:45.119
I've been determined my entire life,
and I will be determined to destroy

1560
01:50:45.439 --> 01:50:51.840
your life. I've been determined my
entire life, and I will be determined.

1561
01:50:54.159 --> 01:50:58.720
In case you didn't get that that
it continues, you know, lest

1562
01:50:58.760 --> 01:51:02.840
you think it ended. I'm going
to watch over to you in your hospital

1563
01:51:03.119 --> 01:51:08.159
while you're fucking dying, and I'm
gonna say, JR. I beat you.

1564
01:51:09.520 --> 01:51:14.800
I won, I can go to
jail, I can destroy whatever I

1565
01:51:14.920 --> 01:51:19.199
want, and I'm going to still
I'm gonna still beat the shit out of

1566
01:51:19.279 --> 01:51:28.760
you, you fat, dessgusting,
faceless piece of shit. And sometimes he

1567
01:51:28.920 --> 01:51:32.319
gets sometimes he gets a little more
cerebral about it, right, a little

1568
01:51:32.399 --> 01:51:38.840
more inventive. What he sometimes will
do to throw JR. Off his game

1569
01:51:41.199 --> 01:51:44.640
is, in the middle of a
match, he will begin reading and in

1570
01:51:44.720 --> 01:51:49.279
a very slow and deliberate fashion,
a list of addresses of where Jr's family

1571
01:51:49.319 --> 01:51:57.039
members all live, just the addresses, that's all Ye, fifteen Elm Street,

1572
01:51:58.560 --> 01:52:05.920
Norman And in Oklahoma. That's a
very nice house. Wouldn't want to

1573
01:52:05.960 --> 01:52:13.720
lose that house, would you?
Wow? Twenty five Oak Drive. There's

1574
01:52:13.760 --> 01:52:15.600
someone in the living room watching TV. From what my people are telling me

1575
01:52:15.680 --> 01:52:19.039
right now, Pal, I just
wouldn't be ashamed if something happened to them.

1576
01:52:19.680 --> 01:52:25.880
I see someone changing in the window, Jim, Jim, is that

1577
01:52:25.960 --> 01:52:32.880
your home? Is that your wife
be a tragedy if the house burned down

1578
01:52:32.960 --> 01:52:38.000
with her inside? It wouldn't it, Jim? And then it comes to

1579
01:52:38.079 --> 01:52:43.520
the back and they're like that was
good, Pal, Sorry, I can't

1580
01:52:43.560 --> 01:52:48.239
believe you did you know you're this
is this is why you're the best,

1581
01:52:48.840 --> 01:52:54.680
why you're the best in the business. And JayR Just shakes his head and

1582
01:52:54.760 --> 01:52:57.199
takes it like he always does.
He goes back to the hotel room.

1583
01:52:57.279 --> 01:53:13.279
It's three thirty in the morning.
He's snoring. Hello, Jim, I'm

1584
01:53:13.359 --> 01:53:21.079
everywhere. You don't know where I'll
be, but I will strike at any

1585
01:53:21.119 --> 01:53:28.239
minute. I will kill you before
this night is through. In case this

1586
01:53:28.359 --> 01:53:30.760
isn't on the nose nft for you. You don't know where I'll be,

1587
01:53:32.319 --> 01:53:38.760
but I will strike at any minute. I will kill you before the night

1588
01:53:38.960 --> 01:53:45.640
is through. He could I go
back to sleep? Oh my god,

1589
01:53:45.680 --> 01:53:48.079
that's a riot that he goes back
to that after doing the Oh that's why

1590
01:53:48.119 --> 01:53:54.199
you're the best. You know that? Like within like six hours he's back

1591
01:53:54.279 --> 01:53:58.960
to heckt me, doctor Hyde or
whatever. He's like, he's like wide

1592
01:53:59.000 --> 01:54:03.800
awake, you know, even sleep. I'm hunting for you, Jim.

1593
01:54:05.600 --> 01:54:13.119
I've had a bony arrow. I've
got a fucking mishitty bow and arrow.

1594
01:54:15.079 --> 01:54:23.760
I'm gonna have j R. For
sleep. Yeah, sleep tight, sweet

1595
01:54:23.800 --> 01:54:31.439
princes. Yeah, so I guess
there what he called ship sleepy cranky fat

1596
01:54:31.600 --> 01:54:39.239
JR. In ninety nine callusing sweet
prints and hangs up. It's fucking awesome.

1597
01:54:40.680 --> 01:54:43.239
So yeah, I guess there is
someone back there helping Lawlor. Huh

1598
01:54:43.319 --> 01:54:47.439
huh j R? Oh God.
So Edge comes into the drop kick whips

1599
01:54:47.479 --> 01:54:49.720
and road Dog and he ducks and
starts with the jabs and the shimmy like

1600
01:54:49.760 --> 01:54:53.399
I said, drop the knee question
breaks up the pin. I believe.

1601
01:54:53.760 --> 01:55:00.239
I believe that j R. Refers
to uh road Dogs unorthodox style? Does

1602
01:55:00.279 --> 01:55:03.760
he and says that he can keep
you off balance? Yeah, it depends

1603
01:55:03.800 --> 01:55:06.439
how much he smokes. I guess
that's a point to the floor. They

1604
01:55:06.439 --> 01:55:09.720
go. Christian throws road Dog into
the steps. What the fuck? Edge

1605
01:55:09.840 --> 01:55:14.239
runs road Dog into the apron and
then he goes, how's the lower back?

1606
01:55:14.479 --> 01:55:18.119
Roadie psychology because he's got a bad
back, and he screams how's the

1607
01:55:18.279 --> 01:55:21.239
lower back? And the body of
the match? That only serves a further

1608
01:55:21.279 --> 01:55:31.920
to the story, JR. Calls
Christian Christopher at Edge and Christopher, that's

1609
01:55:32.000 --> 01:55:41.399
so good edgen Christopher Sen's a a
book publisher, Captain Charisma Christopher cad or

1610
01:55:41.680 --> 01:55:45.680
Or. I thought about this too. What was one of Edge's possible names

1611
01:55:45.720 --> 01:55:53.279
before it was Edge? Rage?
Rage and Christopher Christopher Robin out here.

1612
01:55:54.840 --> 01:55:57.039
Christian gets in the ring, does
a stinger splash in the corner on road

1613
01:55:57.039 --> 01:56:00.680
Dog and a side backbreaker for two
Jaris's road Dog maybe new to before this

1614
01:56:00.840 --> 01:56:03.680
is over. Road Dog comes alive, though they both try cross bodies and

1615
01:56:03.680 --> 01:56:06.600
collide to the middle him and Christian. Jared calls and Christopher, like you

1616
01:56:06.640 --> 01:56:10.319
said, road Dog jamp breaks out. Edge comes in, cuts off the

1617
01:56:10.359 --> 01:56:13.600
billy gun tag corners of the road
Dog, and there's a double team.

1618
01:56:13.600 --> 01:56:16.119
They're cutting the ring in half at
a quarter star. They are they are

1619
01:56:16.479 --> 01:56:20.640
psychology, psychological bass archwhipon Edge lifts
road Dog in a sidewalk slam position and

1620
01:56:20.720 --> 01:56:26.479
maneuvers him right into the awaiting arms
of Christian, who hits his fallout reverse

1621
01:56:26.560 --> 01:56:29.840
DDT. Billy Gun comes in to
break the pin up. Road Dog takes

1622
01:56:29.880 --> 01:56:32.520
the corner hard and sells the lower
back big. That's back from the Chris

1623
01:56:32.680 --> 01:56:36.359
Jericho attack where he put up to
the table yep, yep, and then

1624
01:56:36.399 --> 01:56:40.840
sternham first into the buckling he goes. Christian launches off edges back like whisper

1625
01:56:40.920 --> 01:56:43.479
in the wind or the poetry in
motion thing. Poetry in motion, Yes,

1626
01:56:43.720 --> 01:56:45.119
road Dog swats him out of thin
air with the big right spots.

1627
01:56:45.239 --> 01:56:48.560
He fucking just hammers him. It's
amazing double whip and Dog goes up like

1628
01:56:48.640 --> 01:56:51.000
he's gonna be double backdrop, but
he comes down and plants both Edge and

1629
01:56:51.039 --> 01:56:55.079
Christian with the double DDT, crawls
to make the tag. Billy comes JR.

1630
01:56:55.479 --> 01:56:59.880
Hold on because JR. Oh yeah, has to make fucking metaphors.

1631
01:57:00.359 --> 01:57:04.920
Okay, after this kind of a
move, don't tell d D E T

1632
01:57:05.119 --> 01:57:12.720
on both time double DDT a stereo
d d T sung by the road Doll.

1633
01:57:14.960 --> 01:57:24.359
Wait. Wait, the composition from
the multi talented quite the composition from

1634
01:57:24.439 --> 01:57:30.960
the multi talented road Dog. So
I'm just saying I think it's brilliant.

1635
01:57:31.159 --> 01:57:34.199
I'm glad we agree. I wish
we'd have more of that kind of stuff,

1636
01:57:34.199 --> 01:57:36.760
that kind of talk. So road
Dog crawls and makes a tag,

1637
01:57:36.800 --> 01:57:41.000
and you better believe Billy comes in
and it's all athleticism all day. Of

1638
01:57:41.159 --> 01:57:45.079
course, so many Irish whips.
Let me tell you there's nothing more pure

1639
01:57:45.119 --> 01:57:47.960
than the athleticism of Billy Gunn after
he comes in via hot tag Nor slam

1640
01:57:48.000 --> 01:57:51.039
on Christian by Billy Gunn gets to
Pier four brawl breaks out, Gun tries

1641
01:57:51.039 --> 01:57:54.760
a whatever, Christian goes by.
Let me tell you this, not only

1642
01:57:54.800 --> 01:57:58.520
is it a hot tag, but
Billy Gun is hot and fresh. Christian

1643
01:57:58.520 --> 01:58:03.479
goes back pizza. What's that like, Little Caesar's Pizza? Hot and fresh.

1644
01:58:04.000 --> 01:58:08.720
Road Doug humps Christian in the pump
handle position. Rish lands in his

1645
01:58:08.760 --> 01:58:12.000
feet, and suddenly Matt and Gangrael, Matt Hardy and Gangrel from the Brood

1646
01:58:12.079 --> 01:58:15.640
show up and drag Christian out certain
oh my god. And then Jeff Hardy

1647
01:58:15.680 --> 01:58:19.079
comes the New Broud. That's right, thank you the new Brud. Yes,

1648
01:58:19.359 --> 01:58:23.199
yeah, the old Brood left baus
Man hanging from the ceiling and the

1649
01:58:23.359 --> 01:58:27.479
area is still alive. Somehow the
camera misses it at first, so the

1650
01:58:27.520 --> 01:58:30.439
replay shows Jeff Hardy go to the
top and hit a crazy top rope missile

1651
01:58:30.479 --> 01:58:33.119
drop kick to Edge with the reugh
not looking. That allows the Billy Gun

1652
01:58:33.159 --> 01:58:36.079
to hit the famous or one two
three eleven minutes, nine seconds. The

1653
01:58:36.119 --> 01:58:41.840
New Age Outlaws defeat Edge and Christian
to retain the tag team championships here at

1654
01:58:41.920 --> 01:58:44.600
unforgiven, and thus setting up the
Edge, Christian and Hardy's feud that would

1655
01:58:44.640 --> 01:58:46.840
lead both teams to immortality. You
know the here it is, Yes,

1656
01:58:46.920 --> 01:58:50.079
it would. They scram up the
aisle to the new Brood with Gangrel giving

1657
01:58:50.159 --> 01:58:54.199
Chase and road Duck and Miss drass
Aer together again, Jr. Says reverently.

1658
01:58:54.920 --> 01:58:57.159
We got to a woman in the
crowd screaming as loud as you can.

1659
01:58:57.840 --> 01:59:00.560
You know, I again I failed
to mention to the I mentioned it

1660
01:59:00.640 --> 01:59:01.520
before in the first thing, but
I want to bring it up again that

1661
01:59:01.840 --> 01:59:09.239
during road Dog's pre match promo he
does say degeneration acts despite the fact that

1662
01:59:09.279 --> 01:59:12.119
degeneration X is not a thing that
badly brings to you right right now?

1663
01:59:12.760 --> 01:59:15.359
Yeah, non non existent right now, non existent. There's no idity to

1664
01:59:15.399 --> 01:59:20.159
bring it to you next month.
Indeed, something to see Jeff fly before

1665
01:59:20.199 --> 01:59:25.159
his body was so compromised. He
seems so aerodynamic back then. I know

1666
01:59:25.359 --> 01:59:30.199
he floated it in break breaking a
break in half SmackDown three days ago is

1667
01:59:30.279 --> 01:59:32.600
Rock and Triple H Bulldog runs him
over with the clothesline, and as referee

1668
01:59:32.720 --> 01:59:36.079
was Bulldog and power slams of Rock
and they show all this and then Triple

1669
01:59:36.199 --> 01:59:40.800
H pedigree so he could pin Rock
with the Bulldog counting, and that's how

1670
01:59:40.840 --> 01:59:43.520
we get here. Bulldog in China
raise the hands of Triple Ah. So

1671
01:59:43.600 --> 01:59:45.880
the big question is is Bulldog working
in concert with Triple H. And they

1672
01:59:45.960 --> 01:59:49.239
go to Lilian and she's with Bulldog
and Triple H. And I didn't assault

1673
01:59:49.279 --> 01:59:51.960
the Rock. He was getting a
little too cocky in the World Wrestling Federation.

1674
01:59:53.479 --> 01:59:55.680
I was the man to do it
and put him down to size.

1675
01:59:55.720 --> 01:59:58.319
Bulldog says, Triple H says,
don't you worry about our relationship. You

1676
01:59:58.399 --> 02:00:01.920
get the chopped down any way you
can, yes, yes, and uh,

1677
02:00:02.199 --> 02:00:06.479
when it's finished, will I will
leave the ring WWF champ uh cole

1678
02:00:06.520 --> 02:00:09.600
with boss Man here here, you
know what, let's listen to it.

1679
02:00:09.680 --> 02:00:12.159
I have it. Oh, I
do have that one. I didn't think

1680
02:00:12.199 --> 02:00:15.000
I had it. I have I
do have it. Bulldog. Last Thursday

1681
02:00:15.079 --> 02:00:17.640
night, you shucked the world on
SmackDown when you tilted the odds and you

1682
02:00:17.720 --> 02:00:21.359
assaulted the Rock. I didn't assault
the Rock. The Rock is getting a

1683
02:00:21.359 --> 02:00:26.760
little bit insulted feration, that's right. And he brought down and I was

1684
02:00:26.800 --> 02:00:30.399
themand to do it, and I
did it well. Triple Ah. It

1685
02:00:30.439 --> 02:00:32.159
looks like you guys have some kind
of relationship. What exactly is it?

1686
02:00:32.560 --> 02:00:36.000
Do you worry about our relationship.
The fact the matter is, in this

1687
02:00:36.159 --> 02:00:41.640
game, you get the job done
anyway. You Bulldog's gonna go out there

1688
02:00:41.680 --> 02:00:45.239
and he's gonna do his job,
and I'm gonna do mine, and when

1689
02:00:45.239 --> 02:00:49.680
it's finished, I will leave the
ring the WWF champion. He's doing that

1690
02:00:49.800 --> 02:00:57.319
effect on his voice. He's not
trusting his actual voice yet. Fact a

1691
02:00:57.399 --> 02:01:00.439
batter, the batter of fact he
has like I don't know how to describe

1692
02:01:00.439 --> 02:01:06.439
it. Yeah, he's putting like
a false filter nose, like, yeah,

1693
02:01:06.439 --> 02:01:10.399
that might be it. Anyway.
Coles with boss Man, I bet

1694
02:01:10.399 --> 02:01:12.840
you're regretting what you did to Pepper. Clearly, Michael doesn't know. Boss

1695
02:01:14.119 --> 02:01:17.479
He's never regretted a single thing he's
done to Pepper all these years. Boss

1696
02:01:17.560 --> 02:01:20.479
Man says, don't regret anything I
do. He says, Hell, I'll

1697
02:01:20.479 --> 02:01:24.439
shove a nightstick up your ass if
you ask another question that definitely gets Vinds

1698
02:01:24.439 --> 02:01:28.640
his attention. Definitely. He said, is he spent his whole life dealing

1699
02:01:28.680 --> 02:01:31.279
with people in cages, whether it's
dogs or not, And on this night,

1700
02:01:31.720 --> 02:01:36.880
it's gonna be one no one's gonna
forget. Boss Man has broke I

1701
02:01:38.000 --> 02:01:43.319
come in this fucking incarnation, right, So the cell starts lowering the music

1702
02:01:43.319 --> 02:01:45.880
and Lawler says, we're not going
to be in with the dogs, are

1703
02:01:45.960 --> 02:01:47.159
we. You see, he thinks
the cage is going to like envelop them

1704
02:01:47.159 --> 02:01:50.159
as well at ringside and they're bringing
out the blue bar cage as well.

1705
02:01:50.239 --> 02:01:54.560
What a mess, so much logistics
for no reason. I know, I

1706
02:01:54.680 --> 02:01:58.439
know, it's it's totally what a
waste, What a waste. And they're

1707
02:01:58.479 --> 02:02:00.600
talking it through and announcing it's a
case Enna sell right, and they're like

1708
02:02:00.960 --> 02:02:03.920
sizing it up, and Jr.
Says, Al Snow had a vision for

1709
02:02:04.000 --> 02:02:09.039
this matchup. That's unfortunate, Lilian
with Al Snow. He's got to help

1710
02:02:09.159 --> 02:02:14.479
me on his forehead and the hardcore
title. And again the idea of like

1711
02:02:14.560 --> 02:02:17.079
introducing this chihuahua that that he talks
to is to get him away from the

1712
02:02:17.119 --> 02:02:19.319
head because they didn't like the head
because it was over and it was an

1713
02:02:19.319 --> 02:02:23.640
ECW creation. Tonight, boss Man, for everything you've done at Pepper,

1714
02:02:23.720 --> 02:02:26.000
for the memory of Pepper, he
says, I'm going to be all over

1715
02:02:26.079 --> 02:02:30.159
your fat doughnut eating ass like one
man crime spray you fat, worthless son

1716
02:02:30.199 --> 02:02:33.600
of a bitch. Okay, good
stuff. What's wrong with that Jr.

1717
02:02:33.720 --> 02:02:40.319
Says, normal, the chihuaha was
butchered, skinned and cooked. Why Al

1718
02:02:40.399 --> 02:02:45.239
even ate it? Unknowingly? Al's
music hits and the briggers start panicking because

1719
02:02:45.239 --> 02:02:47.479
the cage isn't up yet. But
and why why do they do that?

1720
02:02:47.800 --> 02:02:50.079
I guess it's running a one time, but tell you I might as well

1721
02:02:50.079 --> 02:02:54.279
have a mentor what's the harm in
that? Al out in a T shirt

1722
02:02:54.279 --> 02:02:59.319
and jeans with a sack flung over
his shoulder. Gotta love these guys building

1723
02:02:59.359 --> 02:03:04.479
the cage and worts. John Lawler
says, remember what boss Man did to

1724
02:03:04.520 --> 02:03:09.119
Pepper's grave. Jarre says, yes, he urinated on it, and Lawler

1725
02:03:09.239 --> 02:03:14.279
laughs his ass off. When Jerr
says it's definitely likes the word urinated.

1726
02:03:14.319 --> 02:03:17.000
You can tell yes he does boss
Man music. Here he comes say urinate,

1727
02:03:17.199 --> 02:03:29.720
say urinate. It's a good dang
gang gang and singing. Hanging tone

1728
02:03:30.720 --> 02:03:34.720
on his tron is him spinning a
night stick and looking menacing right, it's

1729
02:03:34.760 --> 02:03:40.680
like weird black and white photos that
like pictures him like he has the swelled

1730
02:03:40.720 --> 02:03:44.239
right I mentioned earlier. They say, look at you lose his sight got

1731
02:03:44.279 --> 02:03:45.960
structural damage to the eye, and
boss Man stops in the island, looks

1732
02:03:46.039 --> 02:03:53.000
up at the structure before him and
Alice bouncing on the top rope. You

1733
02:03:53.079 --> 02:03:56.399
know, like, get in here, let's do this now. It lowers,

1734
02:03:56.439 --> 02:03:58.800
the cell does around, al Snow, who's in the blue in the

1735
02:03:58.800 --> 02:04:02.039
Blue barc cage, and one guy
actually it's building the cage gets out just

1736
02:04:02.199 --> 02:04:04.600
in time before the cell lands on
his fucking head. Dude, I know

1737
02:04:04.720 --> 02:04:08.560
what are you fucking doing? Man? Stop it? Like you said,

1738
02:04:08.600 --> 02:04:12.039
I remember this being harmful to hell
in the cell somehow. You know,

1739
02:04:12.239 --> 02:04:15.880
this is just like the lamest fucking
hell in the cell use you could possibly

1740
02:04:15.920 --> 02:04:19.600
imagine. And it's really the dogs
that are the problem. Like the dogs

1741
02:04:19.640 --> 02:04:21.920
make it the problem. I feel
like you could have they could have done

1742
02:04:21.960 --> 02:04:29.720
something, but I feel like everyone
is preoccupied with the dogs. So the

1743
02:04:29.960 --> 02:04:31.359
rules are you have to escape both
cages, the blue bar cage and the

1744
02:04:31.399 --> 02:04:35.239
cell and avoid the rottwilers that are
in that moat area. And they're nowhere

1745
02:04:35.279 --> 02:04:39.159
to be found quite yet. But
Snow, Boss wait, wait, they're

1746
02:04:39.159 --> 02:04:42.319
in the moat tier or the moat
tier. You got that right, bell

1747
02:04:42.359 --> 02:04:45.359
sounds right away. Boss Man Circles
opens the blue cage doors and Alice kicking

1748
02:04:45.439 --> 02:04:46.399
him through there and they brawl on
the floor a bit snow hits them of

1749
02:04:46.399 --> 02:04:49.399
the night stick. The dogs aren't
in there yet, No, Well says,

1750
02:04:49.399 --> 02:04:51.960
I don't get it. Where the
dogs? Great question, Jerry,

1751
02:04:53.279 --> 02:04:56.760
you know like that, why are
you starting the match without the dogs?

1752
02:04:58.199 --> 02:05:00.760
Like this is just like this is
part of the problem. This is I

1753
02:05:00.840 --> 02:05:06.319
feel like too. What makes it
so pathetic is that it's not like the

1754
02:05:06.439 --> 02:05:14.279
match wasn't ready to be executed when
when they started, they started the match

1755
02:05:14.399 --> 02:05:20.520
right, and it's like wait a
minute, like just wait, I know,

1756
02:05:21.159 --> 02:05:27.680
I know. And and the thing
is those these little mistakes like that,

1757
02:05:27.920 --> 02:05:32.319
like you're introducing people before the cave
setup is done, or the fact

1758
02:05:32.359 --> 02:05:35.479
that the dogs aren't there at the
beginning of the match, these kind of

1759
02:05:35.520 --> 02:05:40.359
little mistakes. The more you do
them in a match, the worse it

1760
02:05:40.560 --> 02:05:45.319
is. Like I feel like these
mistakes attribute you know, they they help

1761
02:05:45.399 --> 02:05:50.319
make the match worse because in many
ways, it's not like the worst thing

1762
02:05:50.399 --> 02:05:58.079
in the world, you know,
like, but but these kinds of mistakes

1763
02:05:58.119 --> 02:06:01.760
and the lack of thought make it
make it the worse. Yeah. Yeah,

1764
02:06:01.760 --> 02:06:05.600
it's every step they take. It's
like the filter production, the in

1765
02:06:05.760 --> 02:06:12.680
ring action is just not interesting.
But it's not like they're making mistakes every

1766
02:06:12.880 --> 02:06:18.039
fucking no, so they're running right
and everything is Yeah, like they just

1767
02:06:18.119 --> 02:06:23.279
keep making mistake after mistake after mistake. Like if they actually thought about,

1768
02:06:23.800 --> 02:06:30.119
Okay, how can we make a
cage inside a cell mean something and be

1769
02:06:30.359 --> 02:06:34.000
unique and be deadly, let's do
it. But they're just like they went

1770
02:06:34.039 --> 02:06:36.920
out there completely unprepared, I think
so. I think they went out there

1771
02:06:38.039 --> 02:06:41.159
unprepared for the match to like carry
itself. I mean else, Snow mentions,

1772
02:06:41.199 --> 02:06:43.640
you knew the dogs wouldn't be the
great the greatest, but I think

1773
02:06:43.680 --> 02:06:46.039
you still probably hope that the dogs
would be at least yeah, loud enough

1774
02:06:46.079 --> 02:06:48.159
that no one would notice what they
were and weren't doing in the ring,

1775
02:06:48.359 --> 02:06:54.159
of course. But uh yeah,
and it's not as al it's it's very

1776
02:06:54.199 --> 02:06:56.279
trailer too. He doesn't do much. He knows this is a ship,

1777
02:06:56.279 --> 02:07:00.479
of course. So Snow slips back
in and closes the cage. Jordan locks

1778
02:07:00.520 --> 02:07:02.399
it, and here come the hounds
down the aisle, led by the handlers,

1779
02:07:02.439 --> 02:07:05.800
undoubtedly terrified to be in this building. Yeah, you start to hear

1780
02:07:05.800 --> 02:07:09.880
the elder barking a bit. They're
circling the helmets cell trying to find a

1781
02:07:09.920 --> 02:07:11.319
way in. At first, they
don't even know how to get in there.

1782
02:07:11.319 --> 02:07:14.800
They close the fucking game, and
finally it's open for them. The

1783
02:07:14.880 --> 02:07:16.720
dogs are in and Lawler says,
that dog is peed off. I think

1784
02:07:16.760 --> 02:07:20.680
he immediately notices the wet stand on
the mat. Yeah, no, he's

1785
02:07:20.720 --> 02:07:25.279
not peed off, he's just peed
Well, there's already cracking up about it.

1786
02:07:26.319 --> 02:07:29.119
So here's the roll Whilers in pursuit. Boss Man climbs the fence and

1787
02:07:29.159 --> 02:07:31.960
they start barking. Boss Man climbs
the blue cage now and Alice is swinging

1788
02:07:32.000 --> 02:07:34.079
to keep his hands off the fence. Boss Man's hands off the fence.

1789
02:07:34.920 --> 02:07:38.319
Al then climbs. They brawl up
their bit. Boss Man pulls all over

1790
02:07:38.359 --> 02:07:41.039
the wall and the dogs are bunched
together barking. But they're not even looking

1791
02:07:41.119 --> 02:07:44.039
up at al Snow and Big boss
Man. They're barking at each other all

1792
02:07:44.119 --> 02:07:48.239
right. For a moment, I
thought, absolutely, you hear those dogs

1793
02:07:48.319 --> 02:07:53.680
going, It's like, wait a
minute, what's the dizz yo. They

1794
02:07:53.720 --> 02:07:56.399
have more problem. They have more
problem with who's in the front row these

1795
02:07:56.439 --> 02:08:00.560
dogs do than who's in the can. Seriously, because you just can't.

1796
02:08:00.640 --> 02:08:03.640
You can't, fucking you know,
it's not okay. So Snow hits the

1797
02:08:03.680 --> 02:08:07.680
floor, expecting the dogs will be
in pursuit, but they're They're too busy

1798
02:08:07.760 --> 02:08:09.720
barking at each other to even like
threaten him. So it's like, it's

1799
02:08:09.760 --> 02:08:13.039
really weird because they have to pretend
to be scared, but the dogs are

1800
02:08:13.119 --> 02:08:16.840
not going anywhere near them. Al
then climbs the cell to a boo.

1801
02:08:16.159 --> 02:08:20.600
He starts climbing the fucking the hell
in the cell mesh fence like he's Spider

1802
02:08:20.680 --> 02:08:26.079
Man. What's he doing. He's
climbing it. He's climbing it because he

1803
02:08:26.199 --> 02:08:28.840
expects the dogs to be red underneath
him, and therefore it would make sense

1804
02:08:28.880 --> 02:08:31.439
that he would try to navigate this
way. But the dogs aren't there yet.

1805
02:08:31.479 --> 02:08:33.840
He still does it, and then
he grabs the roof and gets over

1806
02:08:33.880 --> 02:08:37.479
the blue wall, and boss Man
punches him from inside the ring. So

1807
02:08:37.680 --> 02:08:41.520
takes a super plex off the blue
cage to absolute lethargy. They cut to

1808
02:08:41.560 --> 02:08:43.520
the dogs that already each other's throats
and could care less about the action like

1809
02:08:43.560 --> 02:08:48.399
everybody else in Charlotte and watching it
home. Boss Man throws Al Snow into

1810
02:08:48.399 --> 02:08:50.159
the fence. Lawler says, the
dog's favorite bone is my leg. Jarr

1811
02:08:50.279 --> 02:08:52.439
says, this is one of the
more unique matches I've ever seen. You

1812
02:08:52.479 --> 02:08:56.479
know what that means? Yeah,
I mean definitely bad shots. You've never

1813
02:08:56.520 --> 02:09:03.239
heard a crowd care less. Oh
seriously, it's so bad. Snow's bleeding.

1814
02:09:03.560 --> 02:09:07.960
Is he bladed for this? Boss
Man cracks my head with a cookie

1815
02:09:07.960 --> 02:09:09.079
shoot. Imagine Nol Snow laing the
match out with his head, and how

1816
02:09:09.159 --> 02:09:11.920
he thought the crowd would be when
he bladed. He thought it'd be no,

1817
02:09:13.239 --> 02:09:15.720
no, no, no no.
Boss Man, who had hung from

1818
02:09:15.720 --> 02:09:18.920
the roof of the cell months prior, climbs the blue cage and he's got

1819
02:09:18.960 --> 02:09:22.880
wire cutters and he's plyers. Yeah, he's snipping the roof of the cell

1820
02:09:22.920 --> 02:09:26.479
and peeling it back. Snow smacks
boss Man in the deck with a bat

1821
02:09:26.560 --> 02:09:28.439
or something. Wouldn't breaks it over
boss Man's back and boss Man comes with

1822
02:09:28.520 --> 02:09:31.720
plyers in his hand and hit Snow
in the face. Boss Man now with

1823
02:09:31.800 --> 02:09:35.520
a white powder. I'd take cocaine, but with him it's probably flower.

1824
02:09:35.680 --> 02:09:39.960
Hurts me honest, and al Snow
smacks it into his face a big cloud

1825
02:09:39.039 --> 02:09:45.000
of dust. Snow swings a stick
and cracks boss man he's busted open now

1826
02:09:45.039 --> 02:09:50.720
too. Yeah, and they have
a shovel. Oh my god, this

1827
02:09:50.840 --> 02:09:56.920
is high comedy. Lawler calls the
shovel a Rottwiler. Anyway, let's let's

1828
02:09:56.000 --> 02:10:00.279
listen to it. Gets it gets, something happens, and I'm don't know

1829
02:10:00.359 --> 02:10:05.600
what the fuck happens that it just
gets bizarre boss man down to a Nia

1830
02:10:05.840 --> 02:10:09.960
that's actually just a rot Wilder Pooper
Scooper. I know you're right about that,

1831
02:10:11.920 --> 02:10:18.560
side, Easy Tiger, stay stuy. What was that who said?

1832
02:10:20.239 --> 02:10:22.520
Who said stay less? That guy? I believe it's j R. Are

1833
02:10:22.520 --> 02:10:26.439
you serious? I mean, listen, listen to a boss man down to

1834
02:10:26.520 --> 02:10:31.239
Ania that's actually just a rot Wilder
Pooper Scooper. I know you're right about

1835
02:10:31.279 --> 02:10:41.800
that here side, easy Tiger,
stay stuy. Whoa stuy? Whoa stuy.

1836
02:10:43.319 --> 02:10:46.199
I'm fucking disturbed. I feel like
it's, you know, like someone

1837
02:10:46.239 --> 02:10:52.800
interrupted the cigar. Yeah, telling
Michael hayesh stuy. No, that can't

1838
02:10:52.840 --> 02:10:58.359
be Jim Ross. Listen to he
goes right into it like it's not a

1839
02:10:58.800 --> 02:11:03.560
boss man down to On that's actually
just a rot Wilder Cooper Scooper. I

1840
02:11:03.680 --> 02:11:16.399
don't if you're right about that side
of easy Tiger, Stay Stuy. It's

1841
02:11:16.439 --> 02:11:20.000
not okay, not at all.
I'm actually sitting here horrified. It's so

1842
02:11:20.239 --> 02:11:24.800
bizarre. I've never heard JR do
a voice, I mean remotely ever,

1843
02:11:24.920 --> 02:11:30.039
sound like that. Yeah, but
like he's like doing a voice for some

1844
02:11:30.199 --> 02:11:33.239
reason, right when he never does
voices. It's not his n No,

1845
02:11:33.479 --> 02:11:39.319
he does not. It's it's very
it's very uncomfortable. Speaking of which else,

1846
02:11:39.319 --> 02:11:41.279
Snow swings a stick and cracks Bossman
and then it digs it the thing

1847
02:11:41.319 --> 02:11:45.199
into his cut that he broke over
his back. This is still going on,

1848
02:11:45.279 --> 02:11:48.159
by the way, this match.
The dogs are silent, so is

1849
02:11:48.199 --> 02:11:50.600
the crowd. Snow and doing the
turn buckle. He says, hey,

1850
02:11:50.680 --> 02:11:52.119
stupid, and then grabs boss Man's
hand and puts it through the fence like

1851
02:11:52.199 --> 02:11:54.159
the dogs are in trying to bite
it. No one does a damn thing.

1852
02:11:56.039 --> 02:11:58.039
No, so he's just holding his
hand for a second. Two three

1853
02:11:58.239 --> 02:12:03.760
four. Then boss Man drops Snow
boss Man with the weakest shovel shot ever,

1854
02:12:03.439 --> 02:12:07.159
and to make up for it with
al on the canvas, he fucking

1855
02:12:07.520 --> 02:12:09.800
dunks him on the skull. It
just goes boom, and you can tell

1856
02:12:09.840 --> 02:12:13.640
it's blunt force. It doesn't even
sound good. It's just so inhumane when

1857
02:12:13.680 --> 02:12:18.159
he does this guy and it looks
like shit, Like I part of me

1858
02:12:18.319 --> 02:12:22.119
just wonders, like, what do
you what's wrong with you? People?

1859
02:12:22.439 --> 02:12:26.199
Like when you get to this point
where you're just like, something doesn't work

1860
02:12:26.199 --> 02:12:31.800
and then all of a sudden you
start hurting the other person. Story of

1861
02:12:31.880 --> 02:12:35.840
JBL's career. I know he's gonna
start hurting somebody. Ah, like,

1862
02:12:37.319 --> 02:12:41.840
why why do I do this to
people? It's amazing, it's so like,

1863
02:12:41.960 --> 02:12:46.720
it's it's really sad. Alison is
ailing on the mat calling spots,

1864
02:12:46.760 --> 02:12:50.359
looking around with no clue what to
do. JR. Says restaurant quality,

1865
02:12:50.439 --> 02:12:58.279
pepper steak, and then a Snow
calling spots at high decibels. I mean,

1866
02:12:58.600 --> 02:13:03.880
give him the megaphone. At this
point, dog, he says,

1867
02:13:03.039 --> 02:13:07.159
dog the doll. Yeah, dogs, the dog, and then he's talking

1868
02:13:07.199 --> 02:13:11.560
about tape or something. You can
hear him say tape as boss man handcuffs

1869
02:13:11.560 --> 02:13:13.600
Snow to the ropes. I'm not
gonna get out, JR. Says,

1870
02:13:13.600 --> 02:13:16.600
But other points out that you can't
get out of the dogs either, so

1871
02:13:16.680 --> 02:13:18.800
it's actually not the worst thing to
be handcuffed with the ropes because you're away

1872
02:13:18.800 --> 02:13:22.000
from the dogs anyway. Boss Man
just raises his arm as Snow struggles to

1873
02:13:22.039 --> 02:13:26.039
get free. This is painful.
Boss Man going at a snail's pace up

1874
02:13:26.039 --> 02:13:28.159
the blue cage to a hole on
the roof that he had cut earlier.

1875
02:13:28.239 --> 02:13:31.520
Somehow Snow yanks free. I don't
know how he got out of the handcuffs,

1876
02:13:31.840 --> 02:13:35.800
but he gets booed for breaking the
handcuffs. Never heard of that one.

1877
02:13:35.880 --> 02:13:39.760
Before Snow rattles the cage with boss
Man up in that hole and he

1878
02:13:39.840 --> 02:13:43.800
hangs for a second like starcad none
of the skywalkers, and then he lands

1879
02:13:43.880 --> 02:13:46.359
on his crot in the top rope. Oh what a what a just awful.

1880
02:13:46.560 --> 02:13:50.399
Al then produce his head and levels
boss Man with it. That gets

1881
02:13:50.439 --> 02:13:54.319
a minor pop as he hoists it
up high. Imagine all this, all

1882
02:13:54.399 --> 02:13:58.199
this, the two cages, the
Rottwilers, the trainers, the handlers,

1883
02:13:58.279 --> 02:14:01.399
time at the top. All they
want is him to hit boss Man over

1884
02:14:01.399 --> 02:14:03.840
the head with a mannequin head that
you can buy for like fifty cents at

1885
02:14:03.880 --> 02:14:09.800
a bargain outlet. While they're saying
get these dogs over there, and yeah,

1886
02:14:09.880 --> 02:14:13.319
that'd be nice, there's nothing to
be afraid of in this match,

1887
02:14:13.399 --> 02:14:15.840
that's the thing. But you can
tell they built all their spots around the

1888
02:14:15.920 --> 02:14:20.680
idea that they're in constant fear of
these dogs, and it's just a fucking

1889
02:14:20.800 --> 02:14:24.239
nightmare. Boss Man goes through a
hole in the roof. Snow goes through

1890
02:14:24.279 --> 02:14:26.880
a door and wins because he gets
to the door before Boss Man. I

1891
02:14:26.920 --> 02:14:28.640
guess gets to the floor. I
don't know. I don't know why he

1892
02:14:28.680 --> 02:14:30.680
was climbing on the roof of the
cell anyway. I don't know what the

1893
02:14:30.720 --> 02:14:33.199
fuck he's doing up there, but
he acts all pissed off that Al Snow

1894
02:14:33.239 --> 02:14:35.520
won. I gets well. I
guess if he goes up through the hole

1895
02:14:35.560 --> 02:14:39.439
in the roof and he climbs on
the side, he can get out of

1896
02:14:39.479 --> 02:14:43.439
there without getting bit. I guess
that's the idea. But Al Snow just

1897
02:14:43.520 --> 02:14:46.600
like takes the risk of stepping onto
the floor without a dog in sight,

1898
02:14:46.640 --> 02:14:50.520
even though he pretends they're right behind
him, and flies out the door to

1899
02:14:50.239 --> 02:14:54.279
victory. Eleven minutes forty two seconds, Al Snow defeats the Big boss Man,

1900
02:14:54.359 --> 02:14:58.399
Boss Kennel from Hell. It took
us ten ten years to do this

1901
02:14:58.479 --> 02:15:01.439
one. I know people have wanted
this one funny enough, we got to

1902
02:15:01.600 --> 02:15:07.239
it. Uh uh oh did you
say this one? By the way,

1903
02:15:07.279 --> 02:15:13.199
I missed this sound bite for some
reason, but here pull the head out

1904
02:15:13.199 --> 02:15:20.279
of a sight. Okay, right, I thought it was a very yeah

1905
02:15:20.920 --> 02:15:28.119
apropos stuy. Oh, of course. There's like one thing that no one

1906
02:15:28.159 --> 02:15:30.600
ever talks about in this match that
like, I'm going to be obsessed with

1907
02:15:31.800 --> 02:15:35.760
thoughts we did the match. Thoughts, thoughts, thoughts, Oh god,

1908
02:15:35.880 --> 02:15:39.359
Okay, it's just it's just,
you know, you know, what makes

1909
02:15:39.439 --> 02:15:48.680
it really a bad match is really
that it's not even that, it's just

1910
02:15:48.920 --> 02:15:54.039
it's just forgettable. That's what makes
it a circumstance. You forget everything they

1911
02:15:54.119 --> 02:16:01.399
did. It's like it's a completely
who cares and in a weird way,

1912
02:16:01.560 --> 02:16:05.520
it deserves better, Yeah, as
a bad match, like it deserves to

1913
02:16:05.600 --> 02:16:09.199
have some sort of recognition as being
such a fucking shit show that it's at

1914
02:16:09.319 --> 02:16:15.199
least Yeah, they don't fail spectacularly, they just know they just fail and

1915
02:16:15.319 --> 02:16:22.079
it's it's depressing and it's it's sad, tremendous stuff. And they wait to

1916
02:16:22.119 --> 02:16:24.199
bark at each other until the match
is over. By the way house,

1917
02:16:24.560 --> 02:16:26.520
boss Man sweers to get out of
there anyway, He opens the door and

1918
02:16:26.560 --> 02:16:31.520
tiptoes and bolts as soon as he
can and snows. Music continues to play,

1919
02:16:31.560 --> 02:16:35.559
and then they have the dogs run
like there's a chase. Bossman of

1920
02:16:35.600 --> 02:16:37.719
the aisle and the handlers are trying
to get them to run, and one

1921
02:16:37.760 --> 02:16:43.000
of them falls on his ass because
the dog takes off with too much speed

1922
02:16:43.200 --> 02:16:46.680
and his slob is falling all over
the Charlotte Colisseu. I'm trying to get

1923
02:16:46.680 --> 02:16:52.360
his dog in order. For fucking
everything sucks, just a disaster hole with

1924
02:16:52.440 --> 02:16:56.600
mankind best friend Rock is in this
match. Mankind says, the opportunity presents

1925
02:16:56.600 --> 02:16:58.760
itself. I'll look at the dozens
and dozens of Mankind fans chanting the name

1926
02:17:00.079 --> 02:17:01.719
of the greatest team in wrestling,
the Rockinsaw connection, and then they do

1927
02:17:01.920 --> 02:17:05.360
chant Rock and Sock, and then
I will proceed to do what I do

1928
02:17:05.440 --> 02:17:07.360
best. Mankind says, lacesmack down
on Rockey's candy ass. Don't tell him

1929
02:17:07.360 --> 02:17:11.959
I said that. So definitely no
friends on the enemies in the six Pac

1930
02:17:11.040 --> 02:17:15.920
Challenge, That's right, And they
show Jericho with the countdown sound the lights

1931
02:17:15.920 --> 02:17:18.479
out, you know what got youa
and the Blue Jericho on the on the

1932
02:17:20.120 --> 02:17:22.799
you know what it is yep,
yep, yep, with mister Hughes guy

1933
02:17:22.879 --> 02:17:26.559
walking with the blue cage down the
aisle as Jericho's walking to the ring.

1934
02:17:26.920 --> 02:17:31.879
Mister Hughes. Jared says, October
pay per view is coming up. We're

1935
02:17:31.920 --> 02:17:33.879
calling that one no mercy. So
that was the first no mercy. That

1936
02:17:35.040 --> 02:17:39.040
was the first no mercy there there
a lot of these shows had had ninety

1937
02:17:39.079 --> 02:17:45.840
eight versions, right, but yeah, the first unforgiving was April in your

1938
02:17:45.879 --> 02:17:48.440
House, Right, April in your
House. Yep, it was the first

1939
02:17:48.680 --> 02:17:54.520
after the Austin era began. No
no mercy wasn't the October tradition until ninety

1940
02:17:54.600 --> 02:18:00.639
nine? Right wild correct? Correct
Jr. Had the Jerry rather had the

1941
02:18:00.680 --> 02:18:03.760
hair pointed on top back then,
Oh yes, and the long bicep flex

1942
02:18:03.840 --> 02:18:09.639
with the stone face. Jericho comes
in as the crucifixpose with the mic Tom

1943
02:18:09.680 --> 02:18:13.600
Pritchard's back. Welcome to Charlotte's Jericho. Not only am I here to save

1944
02:18:13.639 --> 02:18:18.520
the WWF, Jered says, I'm
wondering from what Yeah, her says,

1945
02:18:18.639 --> 02:18:22.639
shooting out of mirror during the dog
match. Pretty well, Uh, I'm

1946
02:18:22.680 --> 02:18:24.879
here to save this boring brutal pay
per view and they pop for that.

1947
02:18:24.040 --> 02:18:28.440
Actually, yeah, they're not wrong. He's not wrong in that regard.

1948
02:18:28.520 --> 02:18:31.680
Weller says, he's been listening to
you Jr. By giving each and every

1949
02:18:31.719 --> 02:18:33.040
one of you what you really truly
wanted to see, Jericho says, and

1950
02:18:33.079 --> 02:18:37.799
that is me why two Jay still
is kind of still stilted in his delivery.

1951
02:18:37.840 --> 02:18:39.639
I feel like a little bit.
Actually, yeah, an x poc

1952
02:18:39.680 --> 02:18:43.680
if you're foolish enough to get in
Ken SHAMROCK's place, and you don't have

1953
02:18:43.719 --> 02:18:45.959
to end your career tonight as well, because that's what each and every one

1954
02:18:45.959 --> 02:18:52.520
of the Jercoholics and I came to
see. Xt bok x pocks XO Jerris

1955
02:18:52.600 --> 02:18:54.360
is the dog days of unforgiven her
over because here comes Xbox with the green

1956
02:18:54.440 --> 02:18:58.840
pe boy. Yeah, here we
go has single let with the orange trim.

1957
02:18:58.360 --> 02:19:01.000
He mixed it up. It's it's
kind of weird, like, but

1958
02:19:01.200 --> 02:19:05.079
is it still say d X or
is it just a xpot Yeah? Okay,

1959
02:19:05.159 --> 02:19:09.360
because you know you should stop saying
DX. I think that's why it

1960
02:19:09.399 --> 02:19:11.879
changed colors. Actually, x Pock
had let Cane free, remember that,

1961
02:19:13.600 --> 02:19:16.000
Yes, they were a great tag
too. Then he lets some roam free

1962
02:19:16.079 --> 02:19:20.680
to pursue individual greatness. Chris Jericho
versus Xpox. Welcome to we all do

1963
02:19:22.280 --> 02:19:24.079
as we all do. Welcome to
your first w W pay per view match.

1964
02:19:24.159 --> 02:19:28.959
Chris, Yes, lock up headler
ready, you're ready, Chris,

1965
02:19:28.079 --> 02:19:31.479
I'll find out. Lock up headlock
with the hammer locked by why two ja

1966
02:19:31.559 --> 02:19:35.200
and a switch by xpock. Why
She picks the leg and they scramble to

1967
02:19:35.319 --> 02:19:37.600
a break. Lock up side headlocked
by Chris Jericho, push off tackle by

1968
02:19:37.680 --> 02:19:43.440
Jericho. X Pock with the leap
frog does the backflip and they miscalculated hiptoss.

1969
02:19:43.559 --> 02:19:46.799
So that's a great early start,
of course. Jed says, Chris

1970
02:19:46.879 --> 02:19:50.680
Jericho had a stutter step there,
excuse me, you get to pull out

1971
02:19:50.680 --> 02:19:54.399
the stutter step. They slap each
other. Jericho starts chopping hard whipp reversed.

1972
02:19:54.959 --> 02:19:58.840
Jericho does the O'Connor roll, but
it's blocked. He ducks the spin

1973
02:19:58.959 --> 02:20:01.079
kick of Xpock and drops him with
the lariat at of TUDERI used to love

1974
02:20:01.159 --> 02:20:05.040
duck kick, drop the guy duck
clothes line drop, Oh yes, very

1975
02:20:05.159 --> 02:20:09.479
much. Jericho with the big gored
buster hangs Xpock after drying the ropes.

1976
02:20:09.559 --> 02:20:11.760
Jered talks about how Shamrock was in
full hockey regalia when he got hurt.

1977
02:20:13.959 --> 02:20:18.840
H Okay cares. Jericho works over
Xbox in the corner corner to corner whip

1978
02:20:18.879 --> 02:20:20.520
and Xbox side steps and throws a
kick to the face. Educated feet blah

1979
02:20:20.520 --> 02:20:24.959
blah blah. Xbox with the bronco
buster ten per Jericho moves out of the

1980
02:20:24.959 --> 02:20:28.559
way and Xbock puts the brakes on. Jr. Talks about in a debate

1981
02:20:28.639 --> 02:20:33.840
with Lawler about who's quicker between the
two. They're just they'll they're argue that

1982
02:20:33.959 --> 02:20:37.639
for ten minutes, even in KA
that'll argue yes, yes. Xbox gives

1983
02:20:37.719 --> 02:20:41.559
Chase Jericho Stompson on the way back
in the ring Irish whip and xpuck leaps

1984
02:20:41.600 --> 02:20:46.479
over the back, but Chris Jericho
with a spinebuster to counter an attempted X

1985
02:20:46.559 --> 02:20:50.159
Factor. It appears from XBOC but
didn't really look right. There's a sign

1986
02:20:50.239 --> 02:21:00.639
that reads why too w h y
two t oo gay. It's fucking nineteen

1987
02:21:00.680 --> 02:21:03.559
ninety nine for you, I know, right, seriously. Jericho tries the

1988
02:21:03.600 --> 02:21:07.200
walls. Xbox twists, Jericho goes
to the floor the hell of a springboard

1989
02:21:07.200 --> 02:21:09.040
cross body Backspock to the outside.
Yeah, he goes for it. Here

1990
02:21:09.120 --> 02:21:13.600
leveling Jericho, mister Hughes comes with
an uninspired clothes line right near referee Tom

1991
02:21:13.680 --> 02:21:18.799
Richard Jered says he should be just
qualified and courticized the referee, and Lawler

1992
02:21:18.840 --> 02:21:22.079
says, due to what a China
did, Tom Pritchard might not be in

1993
02:21:22.120 --> 02:21:30.120
full account of his faculties here.
Oh okay man alive? Did that replay

1994
02:21:30.200 --> 02:21:33.680
reveal that Jericho totally failed to catch
x pock and he went splat on the

1995
02:21:33.760 --> 02:21:37.479
floor. Yes, he did.
Jericho the snap suplex on the outside taking

1996
02:21:37.479 --> 02:21:39.360
over. Now an Xbox back in
Jericho with a great top rope missile dropkick

1997
02:21:39.399 --> 02:21:43.200
for two. Xbockets to his feet
and the crowd is booing at something else.

1998
02:21:43.280 --> 02:21:46.040
You can tell their attention is elsewhere. Yeah, they don't care if

1999
02:21:46.040 --> 02:21:48.879
nothing is happening in the ring and
they're exploding in booze. Xbox gets the

2000
02:21:48.920 --> 02:21:50.920
ropes with a clumsy tilted world by
Jericho and a backbreaker. Crowd is now

2001
02:21:50.959 --> 02:21:54.399
turned, their backs are fully turned
to the ring, popping at something.

2002
02:21:54.440 --> 02:21:58.000
As Jericho comes in with a slingshot
from the apron to a splash for two.

2003
02:21:58.280 --> 02:22:01.120
Xbox has grab a hold, I
think something like that, and sure

2004
02:22:01.159 --> 02:22:05.399
enough Jericho puts a snapmarre On in
a sleeperhole and there's section. He sections

2005
02:22:05.440 --> 02:22:07.840
off the arm so Xbox can't raise
the arm and the crowd is continuing to

2006
02:22:07.879 --> 02:22:09.920
turn their back on the ring.
While Jerry says the crowd has tried to

2007
02:22:09.920 --> 02:22:13.520
get XPOC back in the match,
he tries to leverage that as if they're

2008
02:22:13.559 --> 02:22:18.399
cheering for xpock is really pathetic.
No, no. He also says the

2009
02:22:18.399 --> 02:22:20.479
Panthers are just one of their first
NFL games, so a lot of folks

2010
02:22:20.520 --> 02:22:24.000
are excited here in North Kaka Laki, Xbox elbows free gets dropped Jericho.

2011
02:22:24.040 --> 02:22:28.479
It's a lion salt. No one
notices what a disaster. Yes, Xbox

2012
02:22:28.520 --> 02:22:31.959
sucks chan Xpoc for some reason,
lunges and ends up in the apron.

2013
02:22:31.479 --> 02:22:35.239
He sets up a great Jericho springboard
dropkick, and Xbox sells by absolutely soaring

2014
02:22:35.280 --> 02:22:39.239
off the apron of the floor.
Hughes takes over on the outside. They're

2015
02:22:39.319 --> 02:22:41.959
channing we want Dreamer or something.
I don't know. Maybe they do,

2016
02:22:43.120 --> 02:22:46.360
maybe they want to. They care
not discern what they're channing. Xbox ducks

2017
02:22:46.399 --> 02:22:48.399
and it's a spin kick, dropping
White to Ja. They exchange Xbox with

2018
02:22:48.440 --> 02:22:52.479
a spin kick lands whips reverse.
Nextpock with a baseball slide comes out of

2019
02:22:52.520 --> 02:22:56.920
the ring and takes out Hughes.
He totally like decides to blindside mister Hughes.

2020
02:22:58.760 --> 02:23:01.000
Xbox with a rare spring Usually don't
see Xbox springing board from the aprin

2021
02:23:01.079 --> 02:23:05.000
end of the ring. Do you
no, you don't, you don't.

2022
02:23:05.440 --> 02:23:07.200
I'll all say that, doesn't it? With the flying Larryat takes down Jericho,

2023
02:23:07.280 --> 02:23:11.239
that gets too to the corner,
Xpock gets the spin kick to the

2024
02:23:11.239 --> 02:23:13.520
face. Jericho is seated. X
Pock leaps into a crotch kick. Remember

2025
02:23:13.600 --> 02:23:16.639
he just tried to do the the
the Bronco buster and you lift the foot

2026
02:23:16.639 --> 02:23:20.120
and kick him in the nuts.
Yep, I do always a great spot.

2027
02:23:20.280 --> 02:23:22.520
Jericho latches off the middle with a
scent on backsplash for two double underhooks

2028
02:23:22.520 --> 02:23:26.000
across the knee goes x Pock.
Jericho goes up top, but it gets

2029
02:23:26.040 --> 02:23:30.200
tripped crouched, and Xbox scores with
a middle rope superplex, drapes his arm

2030
02:23:30.200 --> 02:23:33.399
over Jericho for the one too,
and the crowd is listless at the kick

2031
02:23:33.440 --> 02:23:39.440
out of why two jan Jericho ducks
a kick, catches a rona for a

2032
02:23:39.479 --> 02:23:43.000
powerful bad it's it's really it's it's
kind of a shame because it's not a

2033
02:23:43.079 --> 02:23:46.680
bad match. Now they're doing stuff. It's okay. I think it's okay,

2034
02:23:48.399 --> 02:23:50.959
but nobody cares. Now it's it's
that distracted crowd that just totally ruins

2035
02:23:52.000 --> 02:23:54.159
it. I mean, right,
they were off on a few spots,

2036
02:23:54.200 --> 02:23:56.200
but the crowd would have Beth.
They also don't care. I think they.

2037
02:23:56.360 --> 02:23:58.920
I think they also just don't care
for whatever reason. Yeah, whatever

2038
02:24:00.040 --> 02:24:01.319
distracted them to that degree. I'm
not sure it would distract them to that

2039
02:24:01.360 --> 02:24:05.239
degree if it happened during the main
event or even Valvinus's match. Honestly,

2040
02:24:07.200 --> 02:24:11.280
but here Jericho ducks underneath catches a
herk can run attemp by xbox by power

2041
02:24:11.360 --> 02:24:13.840
bombing. I mean this is back
when Jericho thought he could make the double

2042
02:24:13.879 --> 02:24:16.879
power bomb a thing. Yes,
there's only like, you know, one

2043
02:24:16.959 --> 02:24:20.159
out of ten guys who'd wrestle on
roster that you could do that too,

2044
02:24:20.159 --> 02:24:22.559
because you have to. Yeah,
they have to grab your head and you

2045
02:24:22.639 --> 02:24:26.200
have to pull them all the way
back up. Yes, it's a lot.

2046
02:24:26.600 --> 02:24:28.799
H it's a lot, and it's
so fake because the guy who takes

2047
02:24:28.840 --> 02:24:31.840
the second power bomb has to clutch
the back of your neck, right,

2048
02:24:31.159 --> 02:24:35.159
It's like, what, here's the
counter to getting power bombed again? Don't

2049
02:24:35.239 --> 02:24:37.079
put your hand around the guy's neck, right, and I'll never be able

2050
02:24:37.120 --> 02:24:41.200
to go with it. Just don't
go with it. But he does it

2051
02:24:41.239 --> 02:24:43.559
again, dump some of the second
power bomb and crawls to cover, but

2052
02:24:43.600 --> 02:24:46.479
it only gets a two count.
Xbox to the corner side steps Jericho,

2053
02:24:46.520 --> 02:24:50.040
go's inside out like Sean Michaels and
gets hung up in the tree of woe.

2054
02:24:50.600 --> 02:24:52.799
That's the spot he talked about in
his book. His Xbox launches a

2055
02:24:52.799 --> 02:24:56.280
pocketbuster with Jericho upside down. I
gets the rides out of the people and

2056
02:24:56.360 --> 02:24:58.879
then Hughes gets in the ring,
drops referee Tom Pritchard, and then Xbox

2057
02:24:58.879 --> 02:25:01.639
as well stomps him in. The
bell sounds for the disqualification. So a

2058
02:25:01.719 --> 02:25:05.799
deeply satisfying finish boss on top of
it all, Yeah very much. Thirteen

2059
02:25:05.840 --> 02:25:09.559
minutes, ten seconds, Xbox defeats
Chris Jericho by disqualification. Here at Unforgiven

2060
02:25:09.639 --> 02:25:11.520
nineteen and to ninety nine, road
Dog comes out, goes after christ Jericho

2061
02:25:11.600 --> 02:25:15.920
to save Xbox, and Curtis uses
as well that close line Jericho out of

2062
02:25:15.920 --> 02:25:18.040
the ring. Jerich Coin's up at
the front road with a bunch of nutcases

2063
02:25:18.079 --> 02:25:20.879
swinging and acting out, and Jericho
is tipping over the steers and frustration.

2064
02:25:22.680 --> 02:25:24.440
Oh yes, and Xbox left in
the ring shaking his head that kind of

2065
02:25:26.239 --> 02:25:30.520
headshake of someone who was really disappointed
in what just happened there. My god,

2066
02:25:31.479 --> 02:25:35.280
an event time, Yes it is. And the video package strips out

2067
02:25:35.319 --> 02:25:37.520
what they had going at the time, which is using real music for their

2068
02:25:37.639 --> 02:25:41.799
main event of video packages. Not
happening now it's Eric music, But back

2069
02:25:41.840 --> 02:25:48.040
then it was system of a down
my shitch, my room, no life

2070
02:25:48.879 --> 02:25:56.760
film music. Oh come away forever, I'm I what do I dang?

2071
02:25:58.239 --> 02:26:01.520
There's nineteen ninety nine for you.
Excuse yes. So they would play like,

2072
02:26:01.680 --> 02:26:03.280
you know, legitimate licensed music over
their video packages, and it was

2073
02:26:03.280 --> 02:26:05.399
cool. They would show you know, the name of the song, like

2074
02:26:05.440 --> 02:26:09.559
an MTV music video in the corner
yep. But now you watch it,

2075
02:26:09.639 --> 02:26:11.639
it's like it's just so stupid.
It's like it doesn't even work. You

2076
02:26:11.719 --> 02:26:16.360
watch these video practice and Eric music, it's like you might it's so weird.

2077
02:26:16.479 --> 02:26:20.799
It's a weird. Fucking yeah,
it doesn't even make sense. It's

2078
02:26:20.840 --> 02:26:26.079
just it just looks it looks awful, empathetic, so bad. Yeah,

2079
02:26:26.120 --> 02:26:28.479
So they show a bunch of stuff
that tappen leading up to the match Triple

2080
02:26:28.600 --> 02:26:31.879
h. Remember he was wearing like
the thing that Scott Standard used to wear

2081
02:26:31.920 --> 02:26:35.360
in his head, that that metal
mash the chain Man. It's like a

2082
02:26:35.440 --> 02:26:39.879
shirt. And they show him pedigreeing
Steve Austin at Summer Slam and Mankind and

2083
02:26:41.000 --> 02:26:43.360
all that, and Jesse counting the
three back at Summer Slam and going off

2084
02:26:43.399 --> 02:26:46.159
on Austin with a chair afterwards,
holding Jr. Hostage, crowning him with

2085
02:26:46.159 --> 02:26:50.239
a chair. Fully that is the
night after Summer Slam, and get the

2086
02:26:50.280 --> 02:26:54.360
pedigree in the match and the title, and they show a shot of him

2087
02:26:54.399 --> 02:26:58.280
Unsmackdown, attacking with chairs and sledgehammers
and all that shit. They show a

2088
02:26:58.319 --> 02:27:01.079
buried alive match they did unsmacked Down, remember that. Jeez, I do

2089
02:27:03.000 --> 02:27:05.319
desperate ratings, man, I mean
they just were like, yeah, they

2090
02:27:05.360 --> 02:27:09.000
were throwing ship against the wall.
Austin came out in an ambulance on that

2091
02:27:09.040 --> 02:27:11.959
episode of SmackDown and threw Drop Leach
into it. Yep, I feel like

2092
02:27:13.040 --> 02:27:16.040
I did. I feel like that
was one of the early times I remembered

2093
02:27:16.079 --> 02:27:22.079
to watch saw that one. I
think I feel like I did, And

2094
02:27:22.120 --> 02:27:24.159
they say trumple Ah has Austin arrested
for assault. They're putting like titles,

2095
02:27:24.200 --> 02:27:28.000
title cards, the on the on
the screen explaining almost like a silent movie.

2096
02:27:30.079 --> 02:27:33.159
Yeah, of course. Then trumple
Ah bullies Lenna McMahon and Vince stumps

2097
02:27:33.200 --> 02:27:35.319
out, throws the jacket triple A, challenges him for the for the WWF

2098
02:27:35.399 --> 02:27:39.559
title and put them through a table
with an elbow off the rail, and

2099
02:27:39.639 --> 02:27:45.040
we know what happens with Vince uh
after getting killed with a chair the fences.

2100
02:27:45.719 --> 02:27:50.319
It's such a long fucking package.
It's like, well they got to

2101
02:27:50.319 --> 02:27:54.399
tuck all this straneous Vince stuff into
it, even though like even without the

2102
02:27:54.559 --> 02:27:58.040
music, it just like goes on
and on and on and on. Absolutely

2103
02:27:58.040 --> 02:28:01.399
yep. So they show winning the
title and the reinstatement and all that to

2104
02:28:01.440 --> 02:28:05.200
set up the six man challenge and
his name is stone cold see Austin ye,

2105
02:28:05.760 --> 02:28:09.440
and then they flash all the participants
with title cards and big show was

2106
02:28:09.479 --> 02:28:13.479
the first out faults over the top
rope and one jump to prove that he

2107
02:28:13.559 --> 02:28:16.440
can. This is before he had
to go shoulder straps in w w F.

2108
02:28:16.479 --> 02:28:20.280
Oh yes, yes, he was
still like I mean, he was

2109
02:28:20.360 --> 02:28:28.159
like, I've only ever seen show
like this, fucking like without clothing in

2110
02:28:28.799 --> 02:28:31.440
a long time. It's been a
long time. Not even knee pads,

2111
02:28:31.479 --> 02:28:35.680
no elbow pads, like nothing.
He's just it's just boots. Yeah.

2112
02:28:35.719 --> 02:28:41.559
He didn't have a single strap like
WCW. No, just tights. Kind

2113
02:28:41.600 --> 02:28:46.120
of yeah, kind of concerning,
yeah, yeah, without a doubt,

2114
02:28:46.200 --> 02:28:48.319
definitely concerning. I hear rough,
rough, but I don't see jeans.

2115
02:28:48.319 --> 02:29:24.239
Here comes Davey Boyce Smith now,
and then I can see the sixty four

2116
02:29:24.280 --> 02:29:28.040
bit version of Histrona no mercy.
Yes, oh my god. Absolutely,

2117
02:29:28.319 --> 02:29:31.520
the fucking images like fading into each
other. There was no animation, right,

2118
02:29:31.639 --> 02:29:35.360
dissolving. Is there a collusion with
Triple Ahs and the Bulldog? That's

2119
02:29:35.399 --> 02:29:39.360
the question we have to ponder here. Yes, Mankind comes out to a

2120
02:29:39.440 --> 02:29:43.479
nice pop. He does now.
So if we get if it's a bulldog

2121
02:29:43.559 --> 02:29:48.280
and jeans, is that like a
spin off of Alice and Chains. Yeah,

2122
02:29:48.360 --> 02:29:50.639
that sounds like a bad name.
I was reading Becky Lynch's book and

2123
02:29:50.680 --> 02:29:54.639
it turns out that she was like
watching and she loved Mankind back then.

2124
02:29:54.239 --> 02:29:58.520
Wow, So I'm thinking of somewhere
in Arlen Becky Lynch watching Mankind make his

2125
02:29:58.520 --> 02:30:01.799
way to the ring during this era, Jr. Says, if anyone this

2126
02:30:01.840 --> 02:30:05.559
matchup's unforgiven and unforgiving, it's Kane
and he comes off the infernal match.

2127
02:30:05.600 --> 02:30:07.760
Of course on SmackDown. They've done
a fucking inferno match on SmackDown as well.

2128
02:30:09.040 --> 02:30:11.239
Jesus, they fucking threw everything at
the Dan TV show. We got

2129
02:30:11.280 --> 02:30:13.680
caught on fire alarts. So how
many times this kine been set on fire

2130
02:30:13.719 --> 02:30:16.440
in his life? It's a great
question. It's a very good question.

2131
02:30:16.479 --> 02:30:18.559
Although when you find in a couple
of years, we'll find out that it

2132
02:30:18.600 --> 02:30:24.399
was all in his imagination. His
son Harry comes better hit me with that

2133
02:30:24.520 --> 02:30:31.559
triple h Tell me what time it
is. You don't know what trouble is,

2134
02:30:31.559 --> 02:30:50.360
Beanie me he comes trouble mean beenie
me mean Beeni me Manimen been.

2135
02:30:50.600 --> 02:30:56.479
So it's interesting Harry comes without China. Yeah, no, China got those

2136
02:30:56.559 --> 02:31:01.079
multi colored lights on him, gain
the politics and one night without China,

2137
02:31:01.440 --> 02:31:03.399
one night not in China, but
XPOC would be in China. One night

2138
02:31:03.479 --> 02:31:05.719
was triple a spitting water. I
don't think he was doing that yet either,

2139
02:31:05.840 --> 02:31:09.600
No, not yet. None of
that that's all later, So he

2140
02:31:09.680 --> 02:31:13.159
hits the ring. If you smell
it comes to rock to a massive pop

2141
02:31:13.440 --> 02:31:16.079
yep, oh god, chip pop, the kind of pop where Jr.

2142
02:31:16.120 --> 02:31:20.360
Starts going, I wish you could
be here with us, yep to experience

2143
02:31:20.440 --> 02:31:24.760
the World Wrestling Federation. They even
have a Rocky mask, a rock Halloween

2144
02:31:24.799 --> 02:31:28.440
mask in the crowd. Yes,
man, have you caught yourself? Rock

2145
02:31:28.600 --> 02:31:31.399
was huge? Rock was so amaze, Like, you know, this was

2146
02:31:31.840 --> 02:31:39.000
keep in mind, this was like
they they they played the Rock the best

2147
02:31:39.079 --> 02:31:45.840
way possible. It did in that
you know, you knew and it's really

2148
02:31:45.879 --> 02:31:48.639
amazing because I don't think you really
have to have a mind for the business

2149
02:31:48.760 --> 02:31:54.280
right to really understand how to make
the Rock into a bonafide supers And I

2150
02:31:54.319 --> 02:31:58.440
don't know if they did or not
back in ninety eight, but the fact

2151
02:31:58.520 --> 02:32:05.440
that he got over on his own
as a babyface after SummerSlam and was the

2152
02:32:07.799 --> 02:32:11.559
favorite to win that Survivor series,
like he was just like you know,

2153
02:32:11.079 --> 02:32:15.760
going off on the being the people's
champion and all that shit and people going

2154
02:32:15.799 --> 02:32:20.000
crazy for it, and then at
the height of this level of his popularity

2155
02:32:20.079 --> 02:32:24.440
to turn him back heel and to
make him the number one heel in the

2156
02:32:24.639 --> 02:32:31.200
company only made him become that much
more of a babyface in the long run.

2157
02:32:31.879 --> 02:32:37.719
That's exactly what happened. Like,
I don't like that kind of thing.

2158
02:32:39.639 --> 02:32:41.760
It's amazing that somebody had the foresight
to say, this is what we

2159
02:32:41.879 --> 02:32:46.120
have to do with him. Yeah, I agree, I agree. I

2160
02:32:46.159 --> 02:32:48.040
mean, I don't know if they
had the foresight to say, hey,

2161
02:32:48.159 --> 02:32:48.959
you know what, if we do
this, he's going to be over as

2162
02:32:48.959 --> 02:32:52.399
a huge babyface, or if they're
like, you know, let's we got

2163
02:32:52.520 --> 02:32:56.040
to do this. Let's see what
happens, because I'm you know, we'll

2164
02:32:56.079 --> 02:33:01.600
see maybe he'll become even a bigger
babyface after this. But you know he

2165
02:33:01.879 --> 02:33:05.040
was when like when he turned face
in the spring of ninety nine, the

2166
02:33:05.280 --> 02:33:11.520
people were wanting it so bad,
so bad, so bad it maybe nervous.

2167
02:33:11.600 --> 02:33:16.639
Oh really, Oh yeah for Steve. Oh yeah, yes, I'm

2168
02:33:16.680 --> 02:33:20.319
not letting this fucking clown take my
eye spot. I all you need to

2169
02:33:20.360 --> 02:33:24.440
know about rock back then. Water
droplets everywhere, Oh yeah, every squareage

2170
02:33:24.479 --> 02:33:28.079
of his body is covered in water
droplets. Yep, and he's in peak

2171
02:33:28.120 --> 02:33:33.120
form. There's only one way to
go from there. The glass shatters.

2172
02:33:33.040 --> 02:33:37.000
Oh god. J goes off,
well, rock ut ovation, but this

2173
02:33:37.120 --> 02:33:39.639
is an ovation. I've never heard
anything quite like this in Charlotte, North

2174
02:33:39.680 --> 02:33:43.360
Carolina. For any athlete that's that's
that is the beauty of it. You

2175
02:33:43.440 --> 02:33:48.120
know you sometimes sometimes you need to
have him side by side to realize that

2176
02:33:48.399 --> 02:33:52.479
at this time, who still was
the real fucking bom out there? About

2177
02:33:52.520 --> 02:33:56.360
the glass shattering, altels shattering and
that hit. When that hit, people

2178
02:33:56.520 --> 02:34:00.760
went because they knew someone that was
about to step the that curtain would not

2179
02:34:00.879 --> 02:34:05.239
let them down. He would not
allow himself to be in something shitty Terry

2180
02:34:05.280 --> 02:34:09.840
Funk style, Terry Funk style.
Absolutely, you can get excited for s

2181
02:34:11.000 --> 02:34:13.479
because no matter what, he's going
to step into, whatever it takes to

2182
02:34:13.520 --> 02:34:16.840
make sure that this feels like something
we can sink our teeth into and not

2183
02:34:16.959 --> 02:34:20.600
just throw our hands up to say
this is fucking boring. No chance with

2184
02:34:20.680 --> 02:34:24.399
Steve Austin that would happen. You
could count on it. And he gets

2185
02:34:24.399 --> 02:34:26.159
to the table and raises his arms, calls for a beer can, and

2186
02:34:26.239 --> 02:34:31.159
he's going to join the commentary team. Here is the special Enforces. Yes,

2187
02:34:31.959 --> 02:34:33.959
wow, that's star power right there. It's always great to go back

2188
02:34:35.000 --> 02:34:39.360
and hear it again, and okay, now now I remember why it was

2189
02:34:39.440 --> 02:34:45.200
fucking why it felt the way it
did. Yeah, six pack Challenge main

2190
02:34:45.239 --> 02:34:48.879
event, I'm forgiven ninety nine.
Rock lays in a British bulldog with right

2191
02:34:48.920 --> 02:34:50.799
hands right up to the gate,
whip to the corner and drops him with

2192
02:34:50.799 --> 02:34:52.239
a big lariat. Come hell or
high water or a cold beer, there

2193
02:34:52.239 --> 02:34:56.959
will be a new champion to night. Austin says on commentary, I like

2194
02:34:56.040 --> 02:34:58.399
him, I like it. He
goes to commentary, goes to the colentary

2195
02:34:58.440 --> 02:35:01.799
table and Camo had in the baseball
jersey with the black and orange trim.

2196
02:35:03.040 --> 02:35:07.280
Yep, give it more. Cartoon
skull, Triple H comes in, mix

2197
02:35:07.319 --> 02:35:09.559
it up with Rock pinner submission,
by the way, and anyone ends on

2198
02:35:09.600 --> 02:35:11.760
that. By the way, Rock
main eventing a pay per view in nineteen

2199
02:35:11.799 --> 02:35:16.399
ninety nine and just main eventing a
pay per view WrestleMania a couple weeks ago.

2200
02:35:16.760 --> 02:35:22.079
Yes, that is absolutely accurate,
and Triple H being the last person

2201
02:35:22.120 --> 02:35:26.680
through the curtain on said show.
That's right, but you'd be legal to

2202
02:35:26.760 --> 02:35:31.600
get to pinder tag. But it's
it's yeah, you know, that rule

2203
02:35:31.920 --> 02:35:35.239
definitely goes out the fucking window.
So hilarious because his attitude era every Man

2204
02:35:35.239 --> 02:35:39.760
event in pay per view was always
no DQ by the time they got to

2205
02:35:39.879 --> 02:35:43.719
it. But this one, yes, they have to allow for DQ's because

2206
02:35:43.719 --> 02:35:46.399
there has to be a legal man
component because you well, but how but

2207
02:35:46.719 --> 02:35:50.520
how do you DQ? What happens? It's not an elimination match? Yeah,

2208
02:35:50.559 --> 02:35:54.000
yeah, I guess what I mean
is legal man matters like you can't

2209
02:35:54.000 --> 02:35:58.399
pin anybody? Yeah, yeah,
but that that goes out the window pretty

2210
02:35:58.399 --> 02:36:01.159
fucking fair, does Yeah, because
this track, I mean, it's it's

2211
02:36:01.200 --> 02:36:05.680
insane, it's insane. I have
no idea who the legal men are.

2212
02:36:05.799 --> 02:36:09.440
At the end of the match,
Triple Achen was rocked whipperverse and Rock drop

2213
02:36:09.520 --> 02:36:11.799
Triple A to the lariat. This
is as the second half ninety nine as

2214
02:36:11.799 --> 02:36:16.479
it gets rocked clothesline, Oh my
god, we triple ah shucks, Rock

2215
02:36:16.520 --> 02:36:20.040
hot chuts Triple A just across the
top rope throat first for a one to

2216
02:36:20.040 --> 02:36:24.959
two a. Rock warms up the
hand and cane to tags him before he

2217
02:36:24.000 --> 02:36:26.959
can throw it. You know,
it's funny, you know, I've I've

2218
02:36:28.120 --> 02:36:33.159
I've said this before, you know, in with Rock and Austin, they

2219
02:36:33.200 --> 02:36:39.719
both had guys like Rock and Austin
when they clashed, obviously that was that

2220
02:36:39.920 --> 02:36:41.879
was the money, right, you
know, when the two of them clashed,

2221
02:36:43.000 --> 02:36:52.520
that's where money was made. But
in but the but they had their

2222
02:36:52.600 --> 02:36:56.840
go to feuds. Yes, that
weren't the two of them, and they

2223
02:36:56.959 --> 02:37:01.040
were because like you know, you
save that that's your you know, Rock

2224
02:37:01.079 --> 02:37:03.760
and Austin, that's your Christmas show. Yeah, But in the meantime they

2225
02:37:03.840 --> 02:37:07.079
had the programs and it's like Rock
and Triple H that was their the go

2226
02:37:07.239 --> 02:37:11.200
to program ninety eight, ninety nine, two thousand. Yes, they fucking

2227
02:37:11.280 --> 02:37:16.680
had programs when they were both at
their at their game. And then on

2228
02:37:16.799 --> 02:37:22.959
the flip side, Austin had Undertaker
ninety seven ninety eight, two thousand and

2229
02:37:24.000 --> 02:37:28.600
one, perfectly observed. And those
two, those two like whenever whenever Austin

2230
02:37:28.399 --> 02:37:31.920
won the belt, you knew there
was going to be a feud with the

2231
02:37:31.000 --> 02:37:33.319
Undertaker, there was gonna be a
program with the Undertaker at some point,

2232
02:37:33.600 --> 02:37:37.440
so true, and it always happened. Yeah, but two of them always

2233
02:37:37.520 --> 02:37:41.000
went at it. So you got
scab ref Jimmy Cordero's presiding. Yea came

2234
02:37:41.079 --> 02:37:43.959
it's a body slam and missus Nilbow
dropped triple eh on with the Whippon burst

2235
02:37:43.959 --> 02:37:46.920
and Kane hits a power slam.
JayR points out how a British Bulldog and

2236
02:37:46.959 --> 02:37:52.600
Big Show are only two not to
hold the WWA championship in this matchup.

2237
02:37:52.840 --> 02:37:56.040
Kane slugs said, well, at
the time, what's that at the time?

2238
02:37:56.200 --> 02:38:00.879
Time, That's right, Big Slow
would eventually get it and Bulldog never

2239
02:38:00.920 --> 02:38:03.040
would, Blug never would, He'd
be the only person who's matched. He

2240
02:38:03.120 --> 02:38:05.559
never won the championship. Kane slugs
Big Show, who wanted to tag,

2241
02:38:05.639 --> 02:38:07.959
and he climbs in, but Show
gets back up and pushes him off.

2242
02:38:09.000 --> 02:38:11.680
And work to the wise, Glenn, when you knock guys off the apron,

2243
02:38:11.799 --> 02:38:13.840
don't climb the same corner that you
knock them off of. Yeah,

2244
02:38:15.479 --> 02:38:16.559
re liable to get up and shove
you off, which is what happened here.

2245
02:38:16.639 --> 02:38:20.520
Steve Austin says he doesn't understand it
all this match, but he's got

2246
02:38:20.559 --> 02:38:24.239
his own six pack challenge right here. I'm thinking, Abody, he's got

2247
02:38:24.319 --> 02:38:26.680
a copy of Brad Bluccian's book.
Yes he does. Mankind comes in,

2248
02:38:26.760 --> 02:38:30.319
doesn't work on triple h running me
in the corner, turns around to a

2249
02:38:30.399 --> 02:38:33.159
big Kane clothes line and Kane gets
the cover for one Shares's Undertakers literally in

2250
02:38:33.200 --> 02:38:39.040
Parts Unknown right now, which is
good to know. Rocky Chance as fully

2251
02:38:39.079 --> 02:38:41.760
goes to work on Kine, s
no Big Show snatches him and clobbers him

2252
02:38:41.840 --> 02:38:46.280
to tag himself in It's it's absolute
chaos. I mean it is a non

2253
02:38:46.760 --> 02:38:50.479
stop, non stop comes in clubbing
on Caane. Austin says, finally someone

2254
02:38:50.520 --> 02:38:52.559
woke his ass up, Big Show
and he's showing what he can do.

2255
02:38:52.719 --> 02:38:56.319
First of a million times they would
say that about Big Show in his career,

2256
02:38:58.000 --> 02:39:01.959
story of his career. Finally he's
showing stop. Finally someone woke him

2257
02:39:01.040 --> 02:39:05.040
up. Okay, is pretty much
his um for life, A sleeping giant.

2258
02:39:05.799 --> 02:39:09.319
Within like four months, he'd be
imitating hul Kogan. That would be

2259
02:39:09.360 --> 02:39:13.280
his gimmick. Uh yeah yeah,
and then he and then taking his first

2260
02:39:13.399 --> 02:39:18.719
of many hiatuses to lose weight and
train it. Steve Austin says he just

2261
02:39:18.799 --> 02:39:24.879
wants Undertaker's paycheck is being sent a
fat fuck. Steve bust wants to know

2262
02:39:24.399 --> 02:39:28.719
where the checks being sent for Undertaker. Then that'll determine where he lives.

2263
02:39:28.719 --> 02:39:33.079
And it's supposed to Parts Unknown.
God, this is what he said.

2264
02:39:33.079 --> 02:39:35.959
The show is bending Kane over,
and I thought it was. I thought

2265
02:39:35.959 --> 02:39:39.319
it was not on a roster.
Yeah, that's paycheck. That's great question.

2266
02:39:39.639 --> 02:39:43.600
I don't know if he's getting that
anymore. Steve. It's a big

2267
02:39:43.639 --> 02:39:46.520
show, is bending Kane over his
knee and the Irish whipping Crean was one

2268
02:39:46.559 --> 02:39:50.159
of the weirdest fucking departures ever.
Yeah, it was so abrupt. I

2269
02:39:50.319 --> 02:39:52.559
remember seeing I think I watched the
smack down where he just said, you

2270
02:39:52.600 --> 02:39:56.040
know what, fucking I'm out of
here, and he just walked out and

2271
02:39:56.079 --> 02:39:58.520
then all of a sudden, the
Undertaker was gone. And I was like,

2272
02:39:58.639 --> 02:40:01.559
like I said, stands the amount
of time. He came back in

2273
02:40:01.639 --> 02:40:03.879
December and then got hurt again.
When didn't you come back in December?

2274
02:40:05.479 --> 02:40:11.879
Gomery geddon no and tore his pack
where he's at Armageddon. Yeah, there's

2275
02:40:13.559 --> 02:40:15.920
something. He comes back from the
groin injury and then he tears his peck.

2276
02:40:15.959 --> 02:40:20.600
I remember this. Let me see
did you undertake her? Because I

2277
02:40:20.840 --> 02:40:24.520
just remember him, not seeing him
on Grant. I didn't see the Armageddon

2278
02:40:24.559 --> 02:40:28.120
pay per view live, but I
just remember him coming back. Yeah,

2279
02:40:28.120 --> 02:40:30.959
he comes back on December fourteenth,
teams with Visa and a losing efter against

2280
02:40:31.000 --> 02:40:35.319
Kanan Godfather Puerto Rico, and then
he's advertised on the Armageddon poster but torres

2281
02:40:35.440 --> 02:40:37.879
peck So he never made the show. That's what was He supposed to be

2282
02:40:37.920 --> 02:40:41.000
there but he didn't show. So
wait, he wrestled one match with Viscera

2283
02:40:41.680 --> 02:40:45.399
where it was in Puerto Rico is
the house show? Oh so it didn't

2284
02:40:45.399 --> 02:40:48.159
fucking that's why I didn't fucking know
about it, which is, yeah,

2285
02:40:48.399 --> 02:40:54.040
we don't see him until the fucking
uh until Mayo for Judgment Day, when

2286
02:40:54.040 --> 02:40:58.000
he comes out in Judgment Day in
this fucking the Triple h Rock Iron Man

2287
02:40:58.079 --> 02:41:03.959
match. Yeah, and you get
uh the uh, the three children in

2288
02:41:03.040 --> 02:41:09.600
the meat in the video there and
fucking kid Rock singing shit amazing, amazing.

2289
02:41:09.600 --> 02:41:13.639
So Boot is caught in an insiguri
by Kane Lands on The Big Show.

2290
02:41:13.719 --> 02:41:18.799
British Bulldog is dagged in cane drop
kicks. I'm in I want to

2291
02:41:18.879 --> 02:41:24.959
tag someone, tag me. I
gotta get in there. What gotta get

2292
02:41:24.000 --> 02:41:31.120
his fixed? Who? Smoking cross
expect challenge? All right? I got

2293
02:41:31.239 --> 02:41:39.639
a six crack challenge. I'm gonna
smoke crock six times in this match,

2294
02:41:39.360 --> 02:41:46.520
and there's nothing you can do about
it besides watch me. Okay, Davy,

2295
02:41:46.680 --> 02:41:52.959
go ahead, he smokes, crack, cook me, look at me

2296
02:41:54.920 --> 02:42:13.520
pipe, I'm gonna smoke in front
of all you pitpo what small good crack

2297
02:42:16.799 --> 02:42:28.120
and taking names and taking souls.
There's so much dry ice vapor in his

2298
02:42:28.399 --> 02:42:39.319
throat. Do you know what I
mean? Uh so? Uh? Cain

2299
02:42:39.440 --> 02:42:43.559
drop kick showing away hold dog chop
blocks Cane's leg. Austin says, Caine's

2300
02:42:43.559 --> 02:42:46.360
got a little bit of a spring
in a step tonight. What's up with

2301
02:42:46.440 --> 02:42:50.040
that? Brother? Expect that Irish
whipping British Bulldog takes a boot and a

2302
02:42:50.079 --> 02:42:52.840
great bump goes head over heels,
actually off Kane's big boot. Now Mankind

2303
02:42:52.959 --> 02:43:00.719
show tagg Dan show lets out a
big coughs ripping SIGs. It's tremendous guy

2304
02:43:00.760 --> 02:43:03.440
with a smoking cough in the middle
of a wrestling match. Never saw that

2305
02:43:05.280 --> 02:43:09.239
rock comes in Peppering Bulldog, low
blow by Davy though and Bulldog with a

2306
02:43:09.239 --> 02:43:13.079
great delayed vertical soup play on the
rock. That's that's a little too soon,

2307
02:43:13.159 --> 02:43:18.239
Peppering Bulldog, come on, that's
not nice. Think of el Christ

2308
02:43:18.319 --> 02:43:20.559
tag Mankind and Mankind doesn't want in
He doesn't want to fight Rock, so

2309
02:43:20.680 --> 02:43:24.879
Bulldog tags Cane instead, comes comes
up in slugs, can whip reversed up

2310
02:43:24.879 --> 02:43:28.639
to the shoulder, Rock drops down
side Russian lakes sweep on cane. For

2311
02:43:28.680 --> 02:43:31.920
two. Rock charges headlong into a
sidewalk, slam though by the big red

2312
02:43:31.000 --> 02:43:35.319
machine. They talk about the SmackDown
hotel and how Caine just checked in and

2313
02:43:35.000 --> 02:43:39.959
rockets a power move in jeris is
Yeah into the owner's suite. And then,

2314
02:43:39.000 --> 02:43:41.399
since Mankind would be a bell boy
at the hotel, the only thing

2315
02:43:41.440 --> 02:43:48.120
they torture more than their talent are
their analogies. And Kind comes in throwing

2316
02:43:48.159 --> 02:43:50.799
on cane, whip, duck goozle. Mankind kicks free, he hooks it

2317
02:43:50.879 --> 02:43:54.719
up and pulls the pants pile Driver
for two. I'm here for Mankind grabbing

2318
02:43:56.000 --> 02:43:58.360
the waistband, I know, grabbing, grabbing the waistband, pulling and and

2319
02:43:58.440 --> 02:44:01.959
spiking. Thank you, Austin to
crying cordera, saying you shouldn't have crossed

2320
02:44:01.959 --> 02:44:05.000
the damn line. After all,
Mankind dragged Triple h to the floor and

2321
02:44:05.079 --> 02:44:09.600
in the steps they brought up the
isleway. Austin asks can there be count

2322
02:44:09.639 --> 02:44:13.000
outs here? And then so tell
them no Mankind tries to sup like Triple

2323
02:44:13.079 --> 02:44:15.120
H on the floor, but Triple
H blocks it and sends forward here.

2324
02:44:15.200 --> 02:44:18.399
I got that. I got that
little exchange because because you get a jr.

2325
02:44:18.479 --> 02:44:22.440
Warning Triple H not to go outside
with Monkyns Triple Ah. So I

2326
02:44:22.520 --> 02:44:26.159
want to go outside with Mankind because
man will do it. Mankind doesn't care

2327
02:44:26.239 --> 02:44:28.920
what he does to his own body. You got that right. I've been

2328
02:44:28.000 --> 02:44:31.680
right in the middle of it with
it. He'll take you down and he'll

2329
02:44:31.719 --> 02:44:35.680
sell. But man conn's news of
the guy that gets that purse. Can

2330
02:44:35.760 --> 02:44:37.440
it be a count out right?
Now? What's the deal here? No?

2331
02:44:37.559 --> 02:44:41.680
Absolutely not? Pepper brother out here, no countouts, no disqualifications.

2332
02:44:41.000 --> 02:44:50.120
Were a rattlesnake, only ten balls
and submissions? Help brother out. I

2333
02:44:50.159 --> 02:44:54.399
don't know what was that in pages
of the goddamn rules. I'm sure calling

2334
02:44:54.479 --> 02:44:58.559
a thing down the middle? What
exactly this before? What a beautiful time?

2335
02:45:03.000 --> 02:45:07.079
Yes? So uh trip ah Suplex
is fully on the floor in the

2336
02:45:07.120 --> 02:45:09.719
aisleway. And then well, this
is nineteen ninety nine. What's rock gonna

2337
02:45:09.719 --> 02:45:16.399
do? Floor? Oh, he's
gonna fucking He's just gonna fucking charge to

2338
02:45:16.520 --> 02:45:20.280
capitate. Is he gonna sprint up
the island, mow you down. He

2339
02:45:20.520 --> 02:45:26.120
just fucking can you imagine, like
I would be horrified watching him. Oh

2340
02:45:26.280 --> 02:45:31.440
ship University Miami had a steam exactly, I'm university whatever the fuck it is,

2341
02:45:31.040 --> 02:45:33.959
and mows him down. Then he
punches him in the deck and jar

2342
02:45:33.079 --> 02:45:37.360
says, that's a unique form of
birth control. I guess it didn't work,

2343
02:45:37.479 --> 02:45:39.120
by the way, Yeah, right, seriously, Austin just gotta let

2344
02:45:39.159 --> 02:45:41.840
it go. He says, I
don't have a I don't have to do

2345
02:45:41.920 --> 02:45:43.959
a thing. If Corderis has still
got it, I don't have to,

2346
02:45:43.440 --> 02:45:46.399
you know, use my power as
a special enforcer as long as Corderos is

2347
02:45:46.440 --> 02:45:50.799
still with it. I I really
I'll tell you, I really hate the

2348
02:45:50.959 --> 02:45:56.680
title of special enforcer. I don't
know what the fuck that means. It's

2349
02:45:56.719 --> 02:45:58.479
going to be out at one point, that's what it means. It basically

2350
02:45:58.559 --> 02:46:03.200
means like you're not going to be
involved in the match until the ref gets

2351
02:46:03.239 --> 02:46:05.600
knocked out. This is going to
guarantee happen. It never doesn't happen.

2352
02:46:05.680 --> 02:46:09.680
There's never been a special enforcer.
Doesn't have law. Uh, they wonder

2353
02:46:09.719 --> 02:46:13.280
who the legal men are. Jarr
says, it's mankind Triple A triple in

2354
02:46:13.319 --> 02:46:16.120
the steps, and Jerr says,
stereos don't taste good. Heve lo my

2355
02:46:16.200 --> 02:46:18.920
barbecue sauce on it. No,
I got that one. I got that

2356
02:46:20.040 --> 02:46:22.399
one. Okay, what that's steal? Don't paste good even my barbecue sauce

2357
02:46:22.440 --> 02:46:30.200
on again? That's good, he's
doing it again. Please, oh man,

2358
02:46:31.360 --> 02:46:33.719
Okay, you what that' steal?
Don't paste good? Even my barbecue

2359
02:46:33.719 --> 02:46:43.680
sauce on again? STI STI stie. That cannot be Jim's voice, Stipe.

2360
02:46:46.040 --> 02:46:48.319
There's no other There's no other person
could be. I mean. He

2361
02:46:48.440 --> 02:46:56.159
says stay to to to Lawler,
and then he repeats it in this bizarre

2362
02:46:58.319 --> 02:47:01.719
tone that I've never heard of before, like all of a sudden, he's

2363
02:47:01.760 --> 02:47:07.680
like possessed by a d man literally
sty he's the mayor, they say,

2364
02:47:07.760 --> 02:47:11.879
Mankind is the mayor of no Man's
land yeap, which is more mayor than

2365
02:47:13.040 --> 02:47:16.280
Lalla ever became, but not Kane. Then Mankind yanks Triple A just tikes

2366
02:47:16.319 --> 02:47:18.799
and spikes him to the power driver
on the steps on the outside that makes

2367
02:47:18.920 --> 02:47:22.000
always made a very satisfying noise.
To power drives someone in the lower half

2368
02:47:22.040 --> 02:47:26.040
of the steps. They're brawling all
over. British Bullock has Mankind in the

2369
02:47:26.120 --> 02:47:28.239
ring, and Jar wonders if Bulldog
even got a tag. Who gives a

2370
02:47:28.280 --> 02:47:31.799
fuck? Rocks int into the steps
on the floor by Cane. British Bulldog

2371
02:47:31.799 --> 02:47:35.239
does that wacky front flip in the
corner off the Irish whip that he did

2372
02:47:35.280 --> 02:47:37.840
when he wanted to work. Yeah, so he takes the bride. Mankind

2373
02:47:37.879 --> 02:47:41.079
holds a Bulldog open for the Rock
tags him in fully though has too big

2374
02:47:41.120 --> 02:47:43.159
of a heart. He slaps Rock
back and gives him the thumbs up,

2375
02:47:43.159 --> 02:47:46.000
and Rock looks like him like he's
nonplussed, and Foldy lifts the hands for

2376
02:47:46.040 --> 02:47:50.879
a pop like he accomplished something by
not hitting Rock, and then they watch

2377
02:47:50.000 --> 02:47:56.680
Rock's thigh muscles shake before he delivers
the stomp convulsing. Yeah, Rock tags

2378
02:47:56.760 --> 02:48:00.000
big show and does the mocking noise
where he used to mock the chokes let

2379
02:48:00.040 --> 02:48:03.920
them and go oh remember that that
was funny. Yes, it's damn funny.

2380
02:48:05.559 --> 02:48:07.120
And then Rock track tags triple h
in the face and here come all

2381
02:48:07.159 --> 02:48:11.399
the referees. All this, all
the protesters have come now like it's like,

2382
02:48:11.520 --> 02:48:16.559
now let's fucking let's fucking cause some
ship a show. Iris, whoops

2383
02:48:16.600 --> 02:48:18.799
Cane in the ropes and hits a
big boot. Austin says, now they

2384
02:48:18.840 --> 02:48:20.360
want to come to work in the
main event. What's up with that?

2385
02:48:20.639 --> 02:48:26.479
Lawler calls corderis cadero. They're speculating
that these protesting refs have just somehow gotten

2386
02:48:26.479 --> 02:48:30.959
word that Jim Carderris is in their
refereeing and they're pissed about it. And

2387
02:48:31.040 --> 02:48:33.200
Austin says, what are they striking
for unfair working conditions? They've been abused,

2388
02:48:33.879 --> 02:48:39.159
and Austin says, well, what's
new? I mean, that's kind

2389
02:48:39.200 --> 02:48:41.360
of it. Like, you know, it's taken how many years for you

2390
02:48:41.440 --> 02:48:45.600
guys to decide, you know what, I'm I'm I'm I'm gonna play Owen

2391
02:48:45.639 --> 02:48:48.600
hard and enough is enough and it's
time for a drop the whole pretense that

2392
02:48:48.600 --> 02:48:50.959
if you strike a referee you get
fined. They wouldn't even say that.

2393
02:48:52.479 --> 02:48:56.399
Yeah, so maybe that's the thing
they're anchoring too. I guess they shows

2394
02:48:56.440 --> 02:49:01.319
swats Mankind backwards, whipping a back
elbow, cuts down mix headbutt show with

2395
02:49:01.399 --> 02:49:03.920
a loud elbow. Spot Call screams
it as he slams Mankind and hits in

2396
02:49:05.000 --> 02:49:07.440
fact the big elbow what's my new
favorite thing is to listen for the spot

2397
02:49:07.559 --> 02:49:11.719
calls oh yes, nice height,
big showgun on it. One two Rock

2398
02:49:11.799 --> 02:49:13.280
makes the slave and talks shit all
the way back to the apron. Isn't

2399
02:49:13.280 --> 02:49:16.639
that great? Breakes up a cover
and just talks shit all the way back

2400
02:49:16.639 --> 02:49:22.319
to the Rock. Yeah, it's
just the god when when he this this

2401
02:49:22.559 --> 02:49:24.840
era, he was just on fire, like you know, it is one

2402
02:49:26.000 --> 02:49:31.360
thing, yes, like obviously,
you know, the Rock became more confident

2403
02:49:31.520 --> 02:49:35.319
as time went on, the Rock
got more you know whatever. But like

2404
02:49:37.239 --> 02:49:41.120
this Rock where he was, he
didn't yet have the responsibility on his shoulder

2405
02:49:41.879 --> 02:49:46.840
of being the guy, you know, like he was still proving himself.

2406
02:49:48.559 --> 02:49:50.079
He was well more importantly, I
don't know if he was proving himself,

2407
02:49:50.120 --> 02:49:54.479
but he could get away with more
because he was still the number two guy

2408
02:49:54.520 --> 02:49:56.399
to Steve Austin. I see,
you know, like Steve Austin was still

2409
02:49:56.440 --> 02:50:00.159
the most popular guy in the company. He was the guy that h and

2410
02:50:00.319 --> 02:50:07.840
so Rock like look at look at
Rock's shift in character after Austin has to

2411
02:50:07.959 --> 02:50:13.200
leave and and and he has to
step up and be the number one babyface.

2412
02:50:13.040 --> 02:50:16.280
It's like, you know, here
he can just kind of in a

2413
02:50:16.360 --> 02:50:20.200
way goof off and and just do
shit. Whereas you know, he he

2414
02:50:20.440 --> 02:50:24.000
had a responsibility, not that he
changed his character per se, but he

2415
02:50:24.079 --> 02:50:31.239
didn't do these kinds of you know, the kind of like talk, trash

2416
02:50:31.319 --> 02:50:35.399
talking and stuff like like we just
described. Yeah, he was in the

2417
02:50:35.479 --> 02:50:39.920
cherry on top. Yeah he is. I mean, he definitely obviously trash

2418
02:50:41.000 --> 02:50:43.280
talk. He's the Rock, but
it was different. It just you know,

2419
02:50:43.399 --> 02:50:48.600
you saw a difference in him.
Come two thousand, tremendous, easily

2420
02:50:48.680 --> 02:50:52.200
great point. So Rock tags in
blocks and Jack's the jaw running clothes line

2421
02:50:52.239 --> 02:50:56.040
and maybe that's also Vince Russo too. Maybe it's a Vince Russo thing,

2422
02:50:56.479 --> 02:51:01.799
maybe not having maybe maybe the maturity
kind of escalated when when when Russo left

2423
02:51:03.879 --> 02:51:05.840
so a running clothesline and Big Show
gets staggered and another and a third time

2424
02:51:07.000 --> 02:51:09.159
runs him over awesome the way Rock
would like not give up on knocking down

2425
02:51:09.200 --> 02:51:11.879
Big Show. Yes, when he
finally does it, he does it with

2426
02:51:11.959 --> 02:51:16.280
style points yep. Yeah. When
two Triple H breaks it up talking about

2427
02:51:16.280 --> 02:51:18.559
how no one this match likes Triple
H and he's having a hard time as

2428
02:51:18.600 --> 02:51:22.840
a result to the table they go, Rock takes a swig of beer and

2429
02:51:22.840 --> 02:51:24.719
spits it at triple HS to a
big pop, and that's really fucking funny,

2430
02:51:24.760 --> 02:51:28.200
says betterly my beer alone. It's
better my goddamn beer alone. We'll

2431
02:51:28.200 --> 02:51:30.840
pass on your Hell. If you're
looking to have a drink with me,

2432
02:51:30.879 --> 02:51:33.280
that's cool, but don't just spit
it out and waste it. This was

2433
02:51:33.319 --> 02:51:37.200
more important. Don't waste the beaern
Cain drops for a backdrop at fully ddts

2434
02:51:37.280 --> 02:51:41.000
him can't figure out if Mankind wants
to win the title or not. Lawler

2435
02:51:41.040 --> 02:51:43.559
said, he is, yeah,
going for it. Yeah, and uh,

2436
02:51:45.040 --> 02:51:50.200
the ring side photographer looks like Gremlin's
two Gremlins two's John Glover plays a

2437
02:51:52.840 --> 02:51:54.799
Daniel Klamp in the film. Do
you remember it? I do, but

2438
02:51:54.840 --> 02:52:00.520
I don't know what you're talking about
it. Yeah, photogra her just like

2439
02:52:00.559 --> 02:52:05.079
walking around taking photographs like he just
Charlotte post is like John Glover exactly.

2440
02:52:05.200 --> 02:52:07.680
Man Kind jumps on Cane's back and
Austin hilariously says he's gonna work himself into

2441
02:52:07.680 --> 02:52:11.520
a tombstone position, and that's exactly
what he was. Is that someone that

2442
02:52:11.639 --> 02:52:18.319
Charlotte faced in in NX two when
she was Charlotte posted gazette, isn't it

2443
02:52:18.760 --> 02:52:22.719
I remember that one so indeed fully
maneuvers himself right into a tombstone by Caine.

2444
02:52:24.200 --> 02:52:26.319
But Big shows a legal man Jar
says, Abela says that only it

2445
02:52:26.399 --> 02:52:30.959
matters. Nobody fucking knows. The
show throws Cane out of the ring,

2446
02:52:31.040 --> 02:52:33.280
goozles Mankind. Cane climbs through and
scores with a flying clothes line, and

2447
02:52:33.319 --> 02:52:35.920
Austin says, damn, what a
match. Austin's getting into it, which

2448
02:52:37.000 --> 02:52:39.959
is cool. You can really tell
he's feeling like the chaos. Yeah,

2449
02:52:39.959 --> 02:52:41.159
that's always that's fun that he that
he gets into that. Well. Duck

2450
02:52:41.159 --> 02:52:43.719
steps in and hits a big lift
and power slam on Cane and then triple

2451
02:52:43.760 --> 02:52:46.959
H pedigree's bulldog and this is that
thing I was talking about, that other

2452
02:52:48.000 --> 02:52:52.799
pedigree where he doesn't give him any
break. He spikes him tough. Yeah.

2453
02:52:52.719 --> 02:52:56.559
Rock comes in and he's throwing.
He's throwing. Oh yes, ox,

2454
02:52:56.600 --> 02:52:58.760
Triple H out of the ring.
Mankind comes with the double arm DDT

2455
02:52:58.840 --> 02:53:03.440
all the rock. Mankind turns on
the rock he does and he gets a

2456
02:53:03.479 --> 02:53:05.399
big pop for it, takes the
sock out he does he does. I

2457
02:53:05.440 --> 02:53:07.760
mean that was a great that was
a great move. You know. Here

2458
02:53:07.799 --> 02:53:13.920
he is like proclaiming friendship and brotherhood
and stuff, and then he's like nope,

2459
02:53:13.959 --> 02:53:15.959
fuck it. Yeah. They basically
say that he's been baiting in the

2460
02:53:15.959 --> 02:53:18.879
whole match, and Austin of course
celebrates that. Yeah, all right,

2461
02:53:18.920 --> 02:53:24.040
aup his alley, goddamn le claw
locked onto Rocky Chance. Rock breaks free

2462
02:53:24.040 --> 02:53:28.079
and Rock bottoms Mankind to a huge
pop, drapes the arm over Mankind,

2463
02:53:28.200 --> 02:53:31.000
but Triple Ah breaks it up at
two. Big Show comes in headbuts Triple

2464
02:53:31.120 --> 02:53:35.399
H and Rock with his size twenty
eight head. As Stevens says, clotheslines

2465
02:53:35.440 --> 02:53:37.399
came out of the ring, slams
Bulldog clears the ring, Big Show shines

2466
02:53:37.440 --> 02:53:41.959
spot here and then he goozles Mankind
scores with a choke slam. That's a

2467
02:53:43.079 --> 02:53:46.360
low. Jr. Says is fullys
up mid flight cover one too, but

2468
02:53:46.440 --> 02:53:52.280
no. Jimmy Corderis is dragged out
of the ring by his own WWF officiating

2469
02:53:52.319 --> 02:53:56.680
colleagues, like they just made their
lives a living right to get back at

2470
02:53:56.719 --> 02:53:58.840
Jim Carderis. They screw Big Show
for some reason out of the DOGBF title

2471
02:54:00.399 --> 02:54:03.319
and they drop Cordoras and stomp the
hell out of them. Oh man,

2472
02:54:03.520 --> 02:54:07.120
there's a big pop for the referee
swarming on Cordera's watch for my Keyota.

2473
02:54:07.200 --> 02:54:11.120
Yeah, he's the one loving it, and he's he's laying very stiff for

2474
02:54:11.319 --> 02:54:16.159
killing killing. Cordera's here. Now, this is chaos and it's holding the

2475
02:54:16.200 --> 02:54:20.200
main event up, and it's there's
no referee. We need somebody to correct

2476
02:54:20.319 --> 02:54:24.760
course here. We need somebody to
stop them for we need someone to enforce

2477
02:54:24.840 --> 02:54:33.959
the law. Steve Austin do he
fucking leaves the commentary table and starts beating

2478
02:54:33.040 --> 02:54:37.840
the ship out of all the refer
instead of just providing the backup officiating is

2479
02:54:37.920 --> 02:54:41.600
especially enforce we're supposed to do.
He just fucking goes the town and all

2480
02:54:41.639 --> 02:54:48.000
these referees punches, punches, happener
hapner bums, Timmy White gets a fucking

2481
02:54:48.280 --> 02:54:52.920
right hand. It's absolutely ala,
It's amazing. It's so Steve Austin ated

2482
02:54:52.959 --> 02:54:56.920
to era. Yeah, so you
know, back end rockets a hard DDT

2483
02:54:56.040 --> 02:55:00.479
on Triple Age gets the cover,
but there's no one account Austin's in one

2484
02:55:00.520 --> 02:55:03.159
two No Triple Ah kicks out and
the crowd goes nuts. They thought that

2485
02:55:03.239 --> 02:55:05.239
was the finish yep and and Austin
says, nope, nope, nope,

2486
02:55:05.239 --> 02:55:07.000
nope, nope, nope, this
is really hot. This is like,

2487
02:55:07.360 --> 02:55:11.000
it's a great scene at this point. Oh, it's great. It's you

2488
02:55:11.079 --> 02:55:13.840
know, it's one of those things
that that I was, I was iffy

2489
02:55:13.879 --> 02:55:18.200
about. But then once it turned
into this chaos, it actually picked up

2490
02:55:18.239 --> 02:55:24.600
steam and and you know when every
guy was was really it just became this

2491
02:55:24.760 --> 02:55:31.000
this this this this chaos. They
just this this rumble. You know,

2492
02:55:31.239 --> 02:55:35.360
it was great. It's great.
Rock Whip It's a solid great you know,

2493
02:55:35.479 --> 02:55:39.959
classic attitude brawl. Rock whips triple
A chin, it's reverse triple h.

2494
02:55:39.000 --> 02:55:43.440
It's a high knee stops Rocky in
the corner, Rocky chance breakout whip,

2495
02:55:43.559 --> 02:55:45.719
rock pulls him in rock Bottom on
triple ah in the center of the

2496
02:55:45.799 --> 02:55:50.520
ring, and uh, rock Bottom
to be rock It takes the elbow pad

2497
02:55:50.559 --> 02:55:52.639
off. Yeah. Absolutely, scores
with the People's Hell Though cover. It

2498
02:55:52.760 --> 02:55:56.559
was the day, this was the
time when he was doing both. He

2499
02:55:56.600 --> 02:56:03.319
would do the rock Bottom. Yeah. Yeah, the Spinebuster wasn't the set

2500
02:56:03.440 --> 02:56:07.200
up yet, not yet. It
was like you know, and it wasn't

2501
02:56:07.760 --> 02:56:11.879
it wasn't separated as much. You
know, when it was rock bottom.

2502
02:56:11.959 --> 02:56:16.399
Then he'd walk behind do the thing. You know. Now you know it's

2503
02:56:16.879 --> 02:56:18.600
either the rock bottom or the People's
elbow. That's fascinating. I don't remember

2504
02:56:18.639 --> 02:56:22.159
that. It makes sense is the
rock bottom will keep you a mobile,

2505
02:56:22.200 --> 02:56:26.600
and it makes more sense that the
people's elbow can beat you after you're taking

2506
02:56:26.639 --> 02:56:30.239
a rock bottom. It doesn't make
sense that it beats you. Well,

2507
02:56:30.319 --> 02:56:33.120
it's not as cool that the way
he does the spinebuster and then just fucking

2508
02:56:33.239 --> 02:56:35.840
leaps up. That's cool. Yeah, I agree, you know, it's

2509
02:56:35.920 --> 02:56:39.559
just a good looking thing. So
elbow pat Off scores with the People's elbow

2510
02:56:39.639 --> 02:56:43.719
cover on Triple H one two but
no big show drags Steve Austin, who's

2511
02:56:43.719 --> 02:56:46.559
counting out of the ring, snatches
him by the throat. Bulldog then cracks

2512
02:56:46.600 --> 02:56:48.280
the rock with the steel chair in
the ring tri plates with the pedigree on

2513
02:56:48.360 --> 02:56:52.440
the rock. Austin takes the chair
away from British Bulldog and Apple. I

2514
02:56:52.479 --> 02:56:54.840
don't know who Bulldog is going to
go after at that point. I don't

2515
02:56:54.840 --> 02:56:58.360
know if he's going after Triple H
or rock right, but Austin comes in

2516
02:56:58.600 --> 02:57:07.399
and he fucking nails Oh holy shit, these guys were crowning each other back

2517
02:57:07.440 --> 02:57:13.920
then relentless Relentless. We mentioned the
night after SummerSlam, a Triple h wins

2518
02:57:13.000 --> 02:57:16.559
title on Raw. He attacks Rock
with the chair and then Austin. If

2519
02:57:16.600 --> 02:57:20.879
you go and watch the WB's uploaded
clip of this night on YouTube, they

2520
02:57:22.239 --> 02:57:26.200
freeze frame the moment that Triple Ah's
chair shot is about to strike the Rock

2521
02:57:26.200 --> 02:57:28.719
because they don't want to show it. I showed real chair shots to the

2522
02:57:28.799 --> 02:57:33.360
head. Wow, that's funny,
But here it is Bulldog takes the big

2523
02:57:33.440 --> 02:57:37.040
chair shot from Austin. But what
this does is allow Triple h Uh to

2524
02:57:37.120 --> 02:57:39.520
hit the pedigree on Do you understand
that? You know? I get that

2525
02:57:39.639 --> 02:57:41.639
you don't want to do that now, but it's in the past. It's

2526
02:57:41.719 --> 02:57:46.280
before you mena this dictation who cares
like? I agree, can't change what

2527
02:57:46.319 --> 02:57:48.680
happened in the past. I totally
agree. I mean, there's gotta be

2528
02:57:48.719 --> 02:57:52.600
some thought that, you know,
we don't want to appear to be promoting

2529
02:57:52.639 --> 02:57:58.639
it by resurfacing it. But I
don't know. Now who's Austin drops down?

2530
02:57:58.680 --> 02:58:00.879
He has to count the pin?
Who does trip? Is it rock?

2531
02:58:01.680 --> 02:58:03.319
Rock? Yeah? Pins? Rock? Okay, yep, Rock does

2532
02:58:03.399 --> 02:58:07.280
the fucking honors for off a pedigree
for Triple H. Yep, because Rock

2533
02:58:07.319 --> 02:58:09.680
had been cracked over that with a
chair by the Bulldog, so he's already

2534
02:58:09.680 --> 02:58:13.520
softly up and there it is,
and in Austin does the SummerSlam ninety seven

2535
02:58:13.600 --> 02:58:18.120
like reluctant count. Yeah, totally
reluctant count, you know, but does

2536
02:58:18.159 --> 02:58:22.680
the right thing. At least he
didn't fucking nail Rock with the chair.

2537
02:58:22.879 --> 02:58:24.879
Then we'd have a problem, I
know. And with that, in twenty

2538
02:58:24.920 --> 02:58:28.719
minutes and twenty eight eventful seconds,
Triple H defeats the Big Show, the

2539
02:58:28.760 --> 02:58:31.600
British Bulldog, Cane Mankind and the
Rock and the first ever six pack Challenge

2540
02:58:31.639 --> 02:58:37.520
match to become WWF Champion, Triple
H's first pay per view title win.

2541
02:58:37.120 --> 02:58:41.000
And the air absolutely comes out of
the crowd. Oh yes, is they

2542
02:58:41.040 --> 02:58:48.479
really thought Rock? They thought they
avoid the Triple H era. Now Nope,

2543
02:58:48.520 --> 02:58:50.079
Triple H is here to stay.
That is the message of the show.

2544
02:58:50.120 --> 02:58:52.840
Austin, with a belt of Triple
H, gets to his feet,

2545
02:58:52.840 --> 02:58:54.719
He hands him the title, tries
to lift his arm, but Triple H

2546
02:58:54.799 --> 02:58:58.040
statches it away. He lifts the
belt in Austin's face like how about this?

2547
02:58:58.120 --> 02:58:58.959
What do you think about this?
And you know, what that means.

2548
02:59:00.639 --> 02:59:03.040
Yes, Stunner, stunner, big
pop. Austin's music plays beers.

2549
02:59:03.360 --> 02:59:09.799
The days when pay per views ended
with stunners no matter what, absolutely those

2550
02:59:09.840 --> 02:59:11.840
are the days. You know then
they you know what. They started building

2551
02:59:11.879 --> 02:59:18.520
this feud back in the April edition
of w W magazine, the Triple H

2552
02:59:18.840 --> 02:59:22.520
Ship. Will it? Will it
take a degenerate to tame the Rattlesnake?

2553
02:59:22.639 --> 02:59:26.559
Oh my god. Yeah, they
were good about that. That would just

2554
02:59:26.600 --> 02:59:28.680
be the magic of the magazine.
They would make matches before the promotion was

2555
02:59:28.680 --> 02:59:33.040
even thinking about it, yep,
yep, kind of test what it would

2556
02:59:33.040 --> 02:59:35.239
feel like, and you know they
would they would entertain the idea that a

2557
02:59:35.239 --> 02:59:39.319
guy who didn't seem to be on
the champions level might one day be right

2558
02:59:39.520 --> 02:59:41.479
exactly when the time came, he
kind of felt like prepared for it,

2559
02:59:41.520 --> 02:59:45.879
a bit like you'd considered it before, just just not Triple H. So

2560
02:59:45.959 --> 02:59:48.280
the beers are flowing. Austin has
dropped the new WWF champion Triple H in

2561
02:59:48.319 --> 02:59:50.520
the center of the ring, and
Jarr says, you got to believe somewhere

2562
02:59:50.639 --> 02:59:54.319
sometime Steve Austin and Triple H are
going to go at it. Yeah,

2563
02:59:54.879 --> 02:59:58.799
they're going to get it on again. Nobody's get the copyright WWF dot com

2564
02:59:58.879 --> 03:00:01.959
on the screen, and JR.
Finishes the broadcast saying Triple H is the

2565
03:00:01.040 --> 03:00:07.120
champion, but for how long?
Well, oh, probably the rest of

2566
03:00:07.159 --> 03:00:11.239
his natural life. You damn right, We've been forgiven nineteen ninety nine.

2567
03:00:11.280 --> 03:00:13.559
We'll see you next time. Before
we go though, before we go though,

2568
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before we go though, Let's do
it old school. I've got I've

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got the plastic can right here.
Oh, oh, we're gonna pick.

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We're gonna pick next week. Wow, we're gonna do it old school,

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old school style ten tlfax. We
did, we used to do this back

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in the day. Here we go. I've got it in my hand.

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Oh my god, I'm nervous.
I didn't know this was What are we

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doing? Halloween? Havevoc eighty nine? Oh shit, that's tasty. That's

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tasty. Get some fucking terry funk
going on. Bring it on. As

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far as like emails laps fan at
gmail dot com. If family memories of

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the show, we'd love to fold
them into our next treatment the very first

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Halloween habit pre wcw Oh yeah,
ladies and gentlemen, next time on that

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fucking cast. We go way back. We'll see you then