WEBVTT

1
00:00:00.080 --> 00:00:04.000
This is the downbeat on ninety seven
to one in The Freak the Fox.

2
00:00:10.199 --> 00:00:13.080
All right, So at nine o'clock
I've got a bit of a draft.

3
00:00:13.160 --> 00:00:16.280
We'll ask you to text in two
one four eight one seven seven eight seven

4
00:00:16.359 --> 00:00:21.920
one nine seven one. You send
in names, because tonight is the debut

5
00:00:22.079 --> 00:00:24.800
of, well, it's not the
debut, it's the season premiere of a

6
00:00:24.839 --> 00:00:29.039
show that none of us watch,
The Mass Singer, And we're gonna do

7
00:00:29.079 --> 00:00:33.880
a masked singer draft at nine o'clock. So uck to the S and L

8
00:00:33.920 --> 00:00:37.799
thing. We're gonna guess if these
people. And what's interesting about this one

9
00:00:37.840 --> 00:00:43.079
is the Mass Singer rarely has a
listers on, so random guess is So

10
00:00:43.079 --> 00:00:45.719
when it does hit, its huge, and you just text in and we'll

11
00:00:45.759 --> 00:00:49.320
fill out a ballot for the listeners
as well. It'll be good. Can

12
00:00:49.320 --> 00:00:52.000
I read this piece of paper real
quick? Yeah? JJ handed me this

13
00:00:52.000 --> 00:00:57.479
because she made fun of me yesterday
for where are you laughing already? And

14
00:00:57.520 --> 00:01:00.399
you leave your damn Michael when you're
left them, I'm not gonna tell you.

15
00:01:00.399 --> 00:01:04.159
Because I read some music festival with
some rappers and I mispronounced all their

16
00:01:04.239 --> 00:01:07.879
names, and for some reason,
this one comes in with a paper turned

17
00:01:07.920 --> 00:01:11.439
upside down. Should just read these
names so you know what, I'm just

18
00:01:11.439 --> 00:01:14.280
gonna show you I can do this. Okay, I don't think they're the

19
00:01:14.319 --> 00:01:15.680
last names aren't hard? I know
that for sure, But I don't think

20
00:01:15.680 --> 00:01:19.439
they're that hard. Are these are
these artists? No? These are like

21
00:01:19.959 --> 00:01:26.040
these are names from the Southeastern Louisiana
women's basketball team. This that's the team

22
00:01:26.040 --> 00:01:30.519
that my college played this past weekend. And I looked at it's game time.

23
00:01:30.760 --> 00:01:42.040
Southeast Louisiana is getting ready to take
the floor at forward brianceor okay,

24
00:01:42.519 --> 00:01:56.680
yeah, so you don't even know
adguard de Jon Flowers, probably a nut

25
00:01:56.799 --> 00:02:00.040
center, the big girl in the
middle. Think that's how they're going to

26
00:02:01.280 --> 00:02:12.879
Harvey. Okay, okay, is
it shooting guard? It's just three running

27
00:02:12.879 --> 00:02:15.719
three out there. You would have
enjoyed Mike reading out the names of the

28
00:02:16.080 --> 00:02:23.840
artist attending Together Music fest in Dallas
this last Friday. Happened last last Friday,

29
00:02:23.840 --> 00:02:28.759
you guys got knocked off the air
because of bad microphones and you mispronounced

30
00:02:28.759 --> 00:02:30.639
about six rappers. I don't know
what it was last Friday. I just

31
00:02:30.639 --> 00:02:36.800
felt we were free. Kevin and
I like the thing hanging over it.

32
00:02:36.919 --> 00:02:39.319
I don't know. I get like
a dark cloud baby and hanging above the

33
00:02:39.400 --> 00:02:46.199
show, like the hand of doom
pressing your head into its lap. Descrime,

34
00:02:46.400 --> 00:02:53.319
Come here here, I don't know
what it was. Come here different

35
00:02:53.360 --> 00:03:00.919
the hand of doom pressing your head
into That's a fun game. Add that

36
00:03:00.960 --> 00:03:05.199
to the free fall hand of time
to play the hand of doom. Christina

37
00:03:05.280 --> 00:03:07.039
Julie are like leaving. Yeah,
we don't want to play. We're not

38
00:03:07.039 --> 00:03:10.560
playing the hand of doom. I
don't think so. I'm gonna do that.

39
00:03:12.960 --> 00:03:15.759
Uh, alright, let's do this. It is sponsored, by the

40
00:03:15.759 --> 00:03:22.599
way, by Kevin's gonna tell us
what's in his buck? That's the home

41
00:03:22.800 --> 00:03:30.520
Us Advanced. If you e Mike
what I'm looking right at. I have

42
00:03:30.560 --> 00:03:34.879
a Las Vegas story, but I'm
gonna save it for just a second.

43
00:03:35.120 --> 00:03:38.680
Great, I just saw something,
okay, first sighting of the year.

44
00:03:38.840 --> 00:03:43.000
And guys, I normally lead with
the news, but I think this is

45
00:03:43.039 --> 00:03:46.599
the news. What is this a
blue bonnet the easter buddy. It's outside

46
00:03:46.599 --> 00:03:53.080
in my backyard yesterday, clearing off
some stuff. That's weird that the old

47
00:03:53.120 --> 00:03:58.120
house was like old people that lived
there and they I guess must have been

48
00:03:58.159 --> 00:04:01.960
into gardening, so they'd put in
a little makeshift garden area in the backyard

49
00:04:02.039 --> 00:04:05.599
andreen thumb, no, and it's
just in the way and it's not very

50
00:04:05.639 --> 00:04:10.439
good. Okay, just put it
that way and don't look good. Cats

51
00:04:10.719 --> 00:04:14.000
like to come in and wiz on
it. It's not good. So I'm

52
00:04:14.039 --> 00:04:16.279
like, let's clean that off.
So I started clearing that out yesterday and

53
00:04:16.319 --> 00:04:23.800
as I lift up a kind of
the plastic perimeter of the you know,

54
00:04:24.519 --> 00:04:33.120
treasure snake. Okay, and it's
March fifth snake. First I thought this

55
00:04:33.160 --> 00:04:36.000
thing is dead. I saw it
and I jumped a little, but like,

56
00:04:36.120 --> 00:04:40.879
did you squeal? I didn't squeal, but it was a movie,

57
00:04:40.920 --> 00:04:44.279
So I was like, Okay,
cold winter it got the snake. It

58
00:04:44.360 --> 00:04:46.399
wasn't a cold winter. Did you
t t the front of your baby blue

59
00:04:46.439 --> 00:04:50.079
shorts? Yeah, that's why you're
not wearing today. Yeah. I don't

60
00:04:50.120 --> 00:04:57.360
do yard I don't do yardworking like
casual work shorts. Yeah. I just

61
00:04:57.399 --> 00:05:04.160
can't picture out there like yard work
shirt and undies as always John Cena shirt,

62
00:05:04.800 --> 00:05:11.839
there's underwear shirt donging he was shirt. I don't believe this shirt and

63
00:05:12.040 --> 00:05:16.600
underwear thing. Why that's the worst
look, is it. Yeah? It

64
00:05:16.600 --> 00:05:21.240
looks no different than wearing like I'm
wearing short shorts. I mean the underwear

65
00:05:21.279 --> 00:05:27.839
I wear here. Why don't you
just put on basketball shorts or some comfortable

66
00:05:27.879 --> 00:05:30.639
shorts, because what if someone of
knocks on your door and you have to

67
00:05:30.639 --> 00:05:32.519
deal? You know something, if
people know my door, I don't answer.

68
00:05:33.920 --> 00:05:38.240
I run to the nearest window and
look outside my house at them.

69
00:05:38.399 --> 00:05:42.759
He answers the door, and there's
Kevioh with like a shovel in his hand,

70
00:05:43.560 --> 00:05:47.600
his boxers. You can't see me, just the gardener's shirt and crops.

71
00:05:47.839 --> 00:05:55.360
The gardener and crocs suck the green
thumb right all right? So you

72
00:05:55.399 --> 00:06:01.240
saw. I'm thinking it's dead.
You got it. And then it starts

73
00:06:01.279 --> 00:06:04.480
to bring it to life. It
starts to spring to live, and I

74
00:06:04.480 --> 00:06:09.160
remember, start to wrap itself around
your neck and squeeze. I remember what

75
00:06:09.199 --> 00:06:14.240
we learned in yesterday's show. A
snake is just a head. Yeah,

76
00:06:14.360 --> 00:06:17.199
its body just follows the head.
That's all a snake is is the head.

77
00:06:17.480 --> 00:06:23.560
Okay, body, folks. So
it's taken off into the grass and

78
00:06:23.839 --> 00:06:27.519
I lost it. Okay, So
now I know that I have snakes in

79
00:06:27.519 --> 00:06:30.920
my backyard, how big first one
of the spring though no one else I

80
00:06:30.959 --> 00:06:32.480
mean I was thinking, I said, I was in there, going this

81
00:06:32.519 --> 00:06:36.600
could be a great freak contest if
we had someone to set it up,

82
00:06:36.959 --> 00:06:40.920
and it would be you, and
you gotta get video of it. But

83
00:06:41.000 --> 00:06:43.879
if you have the first snake siding
of the year, you win something,

84
00:06:44.920 --> 00:06:46.800
you know, So people are a
post and then people start posting in there

85
00:06:47.480 --> 00:06:50.519
like anyone can take a picture of
a stock photo. Yeah, but little

86
00:06:50.639 --> 00:06:56.439
tiny eye that. But you are
videoing yourself like, oh my god,

87
00:06:56.480 --> 00:07:00.439
I saw a snake and you're holding
today's paper. Okay, still like the

88
00:07:00.480 --> 00:07:02.759
news used to they used to do, guess the first free maybe this Cuban

89
00:07:02.920 --> 00:07:06.000
propaganda. Yeah, I guess the
first snow, I bet you see.

90
00:07:06.000 --> 00:07:10.560
I guess the first one degree day
like a pool. Yeah. And I'm

91
00:07:10.560 --> 00:07:14.600
like, whoever gets the first actual
snake siding, like accidentally, you might

92
00:07:14.639 --> 00:07:16.920
win something. I was thinking,
all these great ideas, or at least

93
00:07:16.959 --> 00:07:21.879
ideas. What are the great ideas? Well, they're just ideas. And

94
00:07:21.920 --> 00:07:26.519
then I got back into reality and
realized, I gotta kill that snake.

95
00:07:27.639 --> 00:07:30.319
Why do you got to kill the
snakes live there too? Yes, he

96
00:07:30.360 --> 00:07:34.199
doesn't live there, You live on
his land. No, he's been foreclosed.

97
00:07:34.240 --> 00:07:40.120
The garden is gone. Yeah,
but the mice are gonna if you

98
00:07:40.199 --> 00:07:45.160
kill the snake. The snake eats
rodents and then all the bees. Then

99
00:07:45.160 --> 00:07:47.240
all the bees die, and then
the entire food chain crumbles. And it's

100
00:07:47.240 --> 00:07:50.639
because of Kevioh. You haven't asked
the main questions that people ask. Well,

101
00:07:50.879 --> 00:07:54.399
I've tried to ask you how big
the damn snake was? Sorry,

102
00:07:54.600 --> 00:07:59.319
Yeah, you're not listening to our
questions. He's holding pens, he's holding

103
00:07:59.319 --> 00:08:05.519
two pole? What a monster?
Eight nine? Baby? Was anyone else

104
00:08:05.519 --> 00:08:09.800
seen a snake yet this spring?
Oh, you're the first reported snake sighting

105
00:08:09.800 --> 00:08:13.240
that I'm aware of. Thank you
on Tuesday, March five? Thank you?

106
00:08:13.879 --> 00:08:18.519
Anyone else out there tell me,
no, no one's seen them.

107
00:08:18.560 --> 00:08:22.480
And you think just because you dug
up and you've got to the cool layer

108
00:08:22.600 --> 00:08:26.560
of dirt in your garden, that
you on earth the first snake of the

109
00:08:26.600 --> 00:08:28.959
spring in DFW. All right,
here come the text to these picks.

110
00:08:30.000 --> 00:08:33.679
Mike. Yeah, people, I
don't think there's snake's all over? Okay?

111
00:08:35.080 --> 00:08:37.919
Does snakes disappear in the winter?
Is that The idea is that when

112
00:08:37.960 --> 00:08:41.279
it's cold. They can't handle it. They kind of go away, they

113
00:08:41.360 --> 00:08:46.200
go underground. I just find it
interesting that you decided to destroy years of

114
00:08:46.279 --> 00:08:52.080
work that the people that own the
house before you did on building this beautiful

115
00:08:52.120 --> 00:08:56.679
garden, and you just go out
there and dig it up like some amateur

116
00:08:56.799 --> 00:09:03.200
hack job. There's there's no respect
and the negotiating process of buying their house

117
00:09:03.320 --> 00:09:07.639
well when they didn't make proper updates, updates. It's a nice garden and

118
00:09:07.679 --> 00:09:11.159
you just unearthed all of it.
And then you ran the snake out of

119
00:09:11.200 --> 00:09:15.159
its little house for what purpose?
What are you going to put there?

120
00:09:15.240 --> 00:09:18.360
And ran around your backyard with a
hole in your underwear trying to behead this

121
00:09:18.440 --> 00:09:24.919
poor little tenich baby garden snake.
What if a cat got bit, a

122
00:09:26.000 --> 00:09:28.840
kitten got bit by that snake and
died and someone lost their pet, and

123
00:09:28.879 --> 00:09:31.919
then humans are affected. So did
you kill the snake? No? Lost

124
00:09:31.919 --> 00:09:39.080
it? Good? Don't kill the
snake. Ride the snake ride. That

125
00:09:39.159 --> 00:09:48.240
means there's a mama around. That
should be a bit payoff to That's why

126
00:09:48.240 --> 00:09:54.519
he's Jesus, Sibby and the whole
show. That's why he cleared out the

127
00:09:54.559 --> 00:10:00.720
garden so he could make room for
all of his outdoor Sybbian activities arden gown,

128
00:10:01.000 --> 00:10:03.399
an outdoor Sybyan in your little garden
slot. Yeah at the Sibyan.

129
00:10:05.759 --> 00:10:07.960
All right, guys, are you
guys making any plans for this weekend because

130
00:10:07.960 --> 00:10:11.879
we have I wasn't, but then
when you brought up that whole thing about

131
00:10:11.919 --> 00:10:16.840
riding the Sybyan, Yeah, change
your plans. Purchase an outdoor Sybyan is

132
00:10:16.840 --> 00:10:20.080
the only thing I have written down
right now. Two am Sunday morning,

133
00:10:20.279 --> 00:10:26.879
daylight savings time. Oh yeah,
lose an hour, losing one, so

134
00:10:28.000 --> 00:10:31.720
let's sleep. So get ahead of
it. Oh god, Now people are

135
00:10:31.759 --> 00:10:35.440
gonna tell you, uh, that
doesn't help. No, it does.

136
00:10:35.639 --> 00:10:39.399
Get ahead of it. I'm telling
you go to bed an hour early tonight.

137
00:10:39.919 --> 00:10:43.279
Start adjusting now, because here's what
people do. It happens like it

138
00:10:43.399 --> 00:10:46.240
wasn't on the calendar, like you
didn't know. And that's why I'm warning

139
00:10:46.240 --> 00:10:50.440
you on Wednesday. People gotta come
in on Monday like you're so tired.

140
00:10:50.519 --> 00:10:52.279
We lost an hour. Well you
knew it was coming. It's on.

141
00:10:52.320 --> 00:10:56.759
You go to bed early on Wednesday
night. You're the problem. You are

142
00:10:56.799 --> 00:11:00.559
a bossy bitch today. You know
what I am telling people what to do?

143
00:11:00.759 --> 00:11:07.360
You're a snake murderer or a tempted
murderer, cobbler ruining gardens. Yeah,

144
00:11:07.480 --> 00:11:11.919
God, it's like I don't even
know you anymore. I don't think

145
00:11:11.919 --> 00:11:16.320
I need to even tell people that
you shouldn't listen to kevio N. But

146
00:11:16.440 --> 00:11:22.000
don't listen to him. Somebody just
said, what a worthless story by k

147
00:11:22.200 --> 00:11:30.279
T about your stupid snake, and
a dozen people are like, yeah,

148
00:11:30.279 --> 00:11:33.919
I saw a snake this weekend.
Okay, it's not prove it. They

149
00:11:33.960 --> 00:11:37.840
don't have to prove it. I
believe that what a worthless story by k

150
00:11:39.080 --> 00:11:46.879
T. All Right. I don't
know. I'm just reporting what our listeners

151
00:11:46.879 --> 00:11:50.120
are saying. That's why we're doing
the show. You'll miss it when it's

152
00:11:50.120 --> 00:11:52.679
gone and you're listening to the news. I read water meters in Colleyville.

153
00:11:52.759 --> 00:12:00.759
I see snakes all the time.
I like Kevin's claiming the first snake last

154
00:12:00.799 --> 00:12:09.279
segment, he saw it. He
was the one Richardson, you know what

155
00:12:09.720 --> 00:12:13.840
change of plans. We've been Kevin
heavy, and I know we're always Kevin

156
00:12:13.879 --> 00:12:18.159
heavy. I know. Look,
it's a problem. I'm insecure about it.

157
00:12:18.279 --> 00:12:22.320
Are having fun with you? I
don't like when people have fun with

158
00:12:22.360 --> 00:12:26.159
me, I like to have fun
with them. We're having fun together.

159
00:12:26.720 --> 00:12:31.360
We're having fun together, keV.
Here's the new hit song from Danny Bayless

160
00:12:31.440 --> 00:12:35.799
called Insurance. Jerry, no context, we played it yesterday. Okay,

161
00:12:35.799 --> 00:12:41.320
well maybe people didn't hear yesterday.
You got to provide some context story.

162
00:12:41.360 --> 00:12:46.840
I was gonna do you guys hear
about balls out bowling? No, no,

163
00:12:48.000 --> 00:12:54.440
Kevin, we didn't an Ultimate Bowling
League experience. Really, this is

164
00:12:54.440 --> 00:13:00.960
happening in Pittsburgh. It's a bowling
in the Nude Sunday, April twenty eighth.

165
00:13:01.399 --> 00:13:05.720
You have to be over the age
of eighteen, so it's a nude

166
00:13:05.720 --> 00:13:13.200
bowling league. But here's my problem. It says that nudity is required with

167
00:13:13.240 --> 00:13:16.759
the exception that women can wear bottoms. What how is that? Like,

168
00:13:18.039 --> 00:13:24.480
look, aren't we on a quest
for equality? Like? How is that?

169
00:13:24.519 --> 00:13:28.559
Okay? Yeah, either we're doing
it or not. Nudity is required

170
00:13:28.639 --> 00:13:33.200
unless you don't have a penis.
Wait, they have to or they have

171
00:13:33.320 --> 00:13:35.679
the option to the option. I
think that's fine. Not why, but

172
00:13:35.720 --> 00:13:39.080
the guys have to. The guys
have to show their shng need I need

173
00:13:39.120 --> 00:13:43.279
full beef from the men. Yes, but I don't know if I necessarily

174
00:13:43.320 --> 00:13:52.639
want that from yeah, because look
the all nude strippy club past that you

175
00:13:52.679 --> 00:13:56.440
need you like a little mystery number
one. I think they're all gross.

176
00:13:56.600 --> 00:14:00.320
I don't want to go to them. But if I did, put your

177
00:14:00.399 --> 00:14:09.960
pants on, put your damn bloomers
on. No, I never just like

178
00:14:09.080 --> 00:14:13.360
they don't want to see this,
I don't. Yeah, probably not.

179
00:14:15.080 --> 00:14:22.679
No, I'm I'm sorry. Ask
a woman if they enjoy the unexpected ween

180
00:14:22.679 --> 00:14:28.639
like, if they aren't anticipating it
and it just shows up. Guys with

181
00:14:28.720 --> 00:14:33.720
boobs, the unexpected boobs, we
embrace it where they think it's the greatest

182
00:14:33.720 --> 00:14:39.320
moment in our lives. But a
woman that sees the unexpected wiener, yeah,

183
00:14:39.320 --> 00:14:43.159
shock meet Yeah, it's like Heaven
with a snake in his garden yesterday.

184
00:14:43.600 --> 00:14:46.120
They don't want the unsolicited snake exactly. Yeah, they want to They

185
00:14:46.159 --> 00:14:52.480
need to prepare, yeah, to
prepare their minds, and that's that's fair.

186
00:14:52.799 --> 00:14:56.240
But when you're it has to be
attached to somebody that they actually might

187
00:14:56.440 --> 00:15:00.399
like a nude bowling contest over the
age of eighteen, and you know what

188
00:15:00.399 --> 00:15:05.159
you're getting into when you go to
this, because it's called balls out bowling

189
00:15:05.360 --> 00:15:09.600
and then nudity is required like one
of the first rules. But women can

190
00:15:09.639 --> 00:15:16.039
wear bottoms. I'm just saying,
are we striving for equality? Are we

191
00:15:16.120 --> 00:15:22.039
not make a choice? Well,
they're giving them at the polls. This

192
00:15:22.200 --> 00:15:30.440
year. Sexual activity is not permitted. Uh, nudism mike does not equal

193
00:15:30.519 --> 00:15:33.960
consent right no, and harassment will
not be taken lightly. It balls up

194
00:15:35.000 --> 00:15:41.320
bowling. Here's the punishment. Violators
will be asked to leave. Yeah,

195
00:15:41.399 --> 00:15:48.120
that's all, let's leave mask singer
bet payoff, balls up bowling. Joining

196
00:15:48.120 --> 00:15:52.360
a new bowling league hell yeah,
and joining a bowling league would be a

197
00:15:52.360 --> 00:15:56.480
beating. Yeah, clothes a place
I have to be once a week.

198
00:15:56.559 --> 00:16:02.759
It's fun. I'm sure, it's
fun, church, great activities on.

199
00:16:02.919 --> 00:16:06.559
It's just like anything else that you
put on your schedule. It's sure.

200
00:16:06.799 --> 00:16:08.000
In theory it sounds like a pain
in the ass, But if you do

201
00:16:08.080 --> 00:16:12.200
it and it becomes routine and you
enjoy doing it, it's a blast.

202
00:16:12.519 --> 00:16:15.480
I did a bowling league four It
was friends. It wasn't like an official

203
00:16:15.559 --> 00:16:21.600
league, but had a group of
six people that I mean, for almost

204
00:16:21.600 --> 00:16:26.480
a year and a half, every
damn Monday night we went bowling, really

205
00:16:26.639 --> 00:16:30.519
and very few exceptions where somebody couldn't
go or whatever you had to reschedule.

206
00:16:32.399 --> 00:16:36.639
It was I would say eighty eighty
percent success rate on having those same people.

207
00:16:36.879 --> 00:16:37.799
And we got other people like,
man, what do you guys doing

208
00:16:37.799 --> 00:16:41.440
the I want to go? I
want to go, getting a bigger group

209
00:16:41.480 --> 00:16:44.039
and they kind of fizzled out.
Is I think like somebody broke up with

210
00:16:44.039 --> 00:16:48.039
somebody and had it pick sides.
Yeah, you know, you know that

211
00:16:48.120 --> 00:16:51.200
goes. But it was a blast. Man loved it. There's no photos

212
00:16:51.279 --> 00:16:59.120
or videos, but IG and all
the places are going to be it's going

213
00:16:59.200 --> 00:17:03.519
to surface you well, see nude
pics because people can't handle it. You're

214
00:17:03.519 --> 00:17:07.119
out there bowling and you're sitting at
the thing adjusting your shoes. Do you

215
00:17:07.119 --> 00:17:11.680
wear shoes? I guess yes.
In case people are going to be snapping

216
00:17:11.759 --> 00:17:15.680
photos and videos on their phone and
that's all gonna get posted. It's all

217
00:17:15.680 --> 00:17:18.440
going to get out, even though
it's supposed to be illegal. I don't

218
00:17:18.480 --> 00:17:23.359
know, man, I don't really
care. Balls out bowling felt like wacky

219
00:17:23.400 --> 00:17:26.720
morning radio stuff. Yeah, I
hear you. I kind of figured you

220
00:17:26.759 --> 00:17:30.079
had some bowling nude bowling joke that
we were just doing the whole story so

221
00:17:30.079 --> 00:17:33.920
you could get to but we just
never got there. N I didn't know.

222
00:17:33.920 --> 00:17:34.799
I hate you want to do that. I'm trying to not do that.

223
00:17:36.039 --> 00:17:37.640
Read read what you have. I
don't have any. You had one

224
00:17:37.759 --> 00:17:41.640
joke. I have one I like
rewrite the story or something about gutter and

225
00:17:42.519 --> 00:17:49.559
gutter, something about the seven ten
split yeah split, ye just read it.

226
00:17:52.000 --> 00:17:56.440
You got one. I don't have
it. I've refrained from low level

227
00:17:56.680 --> 00:18:02.440
jokes that everyone can do. I
don't do that anymore. You just do

228
00:18:02.519 --> 00:18:08.599
low level stories now on Wednesday,
I do. I laughed at your quacker

229
00:18:08.720 --> 00:18:12.119
joke yesterday. It was a Monday
Joe. It was good. That was

230
00:18:12.160 --> 00:18:15.440
really well, really funny. Well
craft. Don't patronize me though, I'm

231
00:18:15.440 --> 00:18:18.279
with you, thank you. It
was good, artisanal, farmed, a

232
00:18:18.359 --> 00:18:22.359
table, well crafted, calm.
We laughed at my triple double to say

233
00:18:22.400 --> 00:18:26.440
a burger joke. It was funny, but I think it was more because

234
00:18:26.440 --> 00:18:30.000
he's into burgers and planes. Christina
just texted you, she said, I

235
00:18:30.000 --> 00:18:33.200
did laugh pretty hardhen Katie just said, and then it slithered off into the

236
00:18:33.240 --> 00:18:38.039
grass about a snake which isn't really
built it but it is. It's kind

237
00:18:38.079 --> 00:18:41.839
of funny. You saying it.
It's what happened, and I lost It's

238
00:18:41.880 --> 00:18:45.519
hard to keep track of. I
hope if you if you enjoyed that low

239
00:18:45.640 --> 00:18:51.559
level story, just wait till eight
thirty five because I got a whole stack

240
00:18:51.599 --> 00:18:56.920
of them. Yes, yes,
low level news. Come on, Well

241
00:18:56.039 --> 00:19:00.000
what a segment? Incredible? I
know, man, is what you want?

242
00:19:00.079 --> 00:19:06.559
What a segment? People want?
Water cooler talk? Right, there

243
00:19:07.400 --> 00:19:10.039
was doing news and I was like, here's the news today. Imagine the

244
00:19:10.039 --> 00:19:11.599
people at the office like, so, man, chick, is this guy

245
00:19:11.920 --> 00:19:15.079
listen to the radio he saw a
snake in his y? What happened?

246
00:19:15.839 --> 00:19:19.079
I mean it just slithered away in
the grass first one of the spring man.

247
00:19:19.200 --> 00:19:25.359
Yeah, hey people, people are
into snakes around here. And uh,

248
00:19:26.079 --> 00:19:29.440
keep in mind. Come see has
said our future snakes plus remote coming

249
00:19:29.519 --> 00:19:33.720
soon. More details coming on that
and in your future coming. Next though,

250
00:19:33.599 --> 00:19:37.039
let's talk about what's going on in
the skies. One of the two

251
00:19:37.480 --> 00:19:45.160
main manufacturers of airplanes has a lot
of problems that we're unearthed on TV on

252
00:19:45.240 --> 00:19:48.240
Sunday night, and I've got a
ton of audio. It's gonna make this

253
00:19:48.319 --> 00:19:49.680
awesome. Next, the