This is the downbeat on ninety seven to one in The Freak the Fox.
All right, So at nine o'clock I've got a bit of a draft.
We'll ask you to text in two one four eight one seven seven eight seven
one nine seven one. You send in names, because tonight is the debut
of, well, it's not the debut, it's the season premiere of a
show that none of us watch, The Mass Singer, And we're gonna do
a masked singer draft at nine o'clock. So uck to the S and L
thing. We're gonna guess if these people. And what's interesting about this one
is the Mass Singer rarely has a listers on, so random guess is So
when it does hit, its huge, and you just text in and we'll
fill out a ballot for the listeners as well. It'll be good. Can
I read this piece of paper real quick? Yeah? JJ handed me this
because she made fun of me yesterday for where are you laughing already? And
you leave your damn Michael when you're left them, I'm not gonna tell you.
Because I read some music festival with some rappers and I mispronounced all their
names, and for some reason, this one comes in with a paper turned
upside down. Should just read these names so you know what, I'm just
gonna show you I can do this. Okay, I don't think they're the
last names aren't hard? I know that for sure, But I don't think
they're that hard. Are these are these artists? No? These are like
these are names from the Southeastern Louisiana women's basketball team. This that's the team
that my college played this past weekend. And I looked at it's game time.
Southeast Louisiana is getting ready to take the floor at forward brianceor okay,
yeah, so you don't even know adguard de Jon Flowers, probably a nut
center, the big girl in the middle. Think that's how they're going to
Harvey. Okay, okay, is it shooting guard? It's just three running
three out there. You would have enjoyed Mike reading out the names of the
artist attending Together Music fest in Dallas this last Friday. Happened last last Friday,
you guys got knocked off the air because of bad microphones and you mispronounced
about six rappers. I don't know what it was last Friday. I just
felt we were free. Kevin and I like the thing hanging over it.
I don't know. I get like a dark cloud baby and hanging above the
show, like the hand of doom pressing your head into its lap. Descrime,
Come here here, I don't know what it was. Come here different
the hand of doom pressing your head into That's a fun game. Add that
to the free fall hand of time to play the hand of doom. Christina
Julie are like leaving. Yeah, we don't want to play. We're not
playing the hand of doom. I don't think so. I'm gonna do that.
Uh, alright, let's do this. It is sponsored, by the
way, by Kevin's gonna tell us what's in his buck? That's the home
Us Advanced. If you e Mike what I'm looking right at. I have
a Las Vegas story, but I'm gonna save it for just a second.
Great, I just saw something, okay, first sighting of the year.
And guys, I normally lead with the news, but I think this is
the news. What is this a blue bonnet the easter buddy. It's outside
in my backyard yesterday, clearing off some stuff. That's weird that the old
house was like old people that lived there and they I guess must have been
into gardening, so they'd put in a little makeshift garden area in the backyard
andreen thumb, no, and it's just in the way and it's not very
good. Okay, just put it that way and don't look good. Cats
like to come in and wiz on it. It's not good. So I'm
like, let's clean that off. So I started clearing that out yesterday and
as I lift up a kind of the plastic perimeter of the you know,
treasure snake. Okay, and it's March fifth snake. First I thought this
thing is dead. I saw it and I jumped a little, but like,
did you squeal? I didn't squeal, but it was a movie,
So I was like, Okay, cold winter it got the snake. It
wasn't a cold winter. Did you t t the front of your baby blue
shorts? Yeah, that's why you're not wearing today. Yeah. I don't
do yard I don't do yardworking like casual work shorts. Yeah. I just
can't picture out there like yard work shirt and undies as always John Cena shirt,
there's underwear shirt donging he was shirt. I don't believe this shirt and
underwear thing. Why that's the worst look, is it. Yeah? It
looks no different than wearing like I'm wearing short shorts. I mean the underwear
I wear here. Why don't you just put on basketball shorts or some comfortable
shorts, because what if someone of knocks on your door and you have to
deal? You know something, if people know my door, I don't answer.
I run to the nearest window and look outside my house at them.
He answers the door, and there's Kevioh with like a shovel in his hand,
his boxers. You can't see me, just the gardener's shirt and crops.
The gardener and crocs suck the green thumb right all right? So you
saw. I'm thinking it's dead. You got it. And then it starts
to bring it to life. It starts to spring to live, and I
remember, start to wrap itself around your neck and squeeze. I remember what
we learned in yesterday's show. A snake is just a head. Yeah,
its body just follows the head. That's all a snake is is the head.
Okay, body, folks. So it's taken off into the grass and
I lost it. Okay, So now I know that I have snakes in
my backyard, how big first one of the spring though no one else I
mean I was thinking, I said, I was in there, going this
could be a great freak contest if we had someone to set it up,
and it would be you, and you gotta get video of it. But
if you have the first snake siding of the year, you win something,
you know, So people are a post and then people start posting in there
like anyone can take a picture of a stock photo. Yeah, but little
tiny eye that. But you are videoing yourself like, oh my god,
I saw a snake and you're holding today's paper. Okay, still like the
news used to they used to do, guess the first free maybe this Cuban
propaganda. Yeah, I guess the first snow, I bet you see.
I guess the first one degree day like a pool. Yeah. And I'm
like, whoever gets the first actual snake siding, like accidentally, you might
win something. I was thinking, all these great ideas, or at least
ideas. What are the great ideas? Well, they're just ideas. And
then I got back into reality and realized, I gotta kill that snake.
Why do you got to kill the snakes live there too? Yes, he
doesn't live there, You live on his land. No, he's been foreclosed.
The garden is gone. Yeah, but the mice are gonna if you
kill the snake. The snake eats rodents and then all the bees. Then
all the bees die, and then the entire food chain crumbles. And it's
because of Kevioh. You haven't asked the main questions that people ask. Well,
I've tried to ask you how big the damn snake was? Sorry,
Yeah, you're not listening to our questions. He's holding pens, he's holding
two pole? What a monster? Eight nine? Baby? Was anyone else
seen a snake yet this spring? Oh, you're the first reported snake sighting
that I'm aware of. Thank you on Tuesday, March five? Thank you?
Anyone else out there tell me, no, no one's seen them.
And you think just because you dug up and you've got to the cool layer
of dirt in your garden, that you on earth the first snake of the
spring in DFW. All right, here come the text to these picks.
Mike. Yeah, people, I don't think there's snake's all over? Okay?
Does snakes disappear in the winter? Is that The idea is that when
it's cold. They can't handle it. They kind of go away, they
go underground. I just find it interesting that you decided to destroy years of
work that the people that own the house before you did on building this beautiful
garden, and you just go out there and dig it up like some amateur
hack job. There's there's no respect and the negotiating process of buying their house
well when they didn't make proper updates, updates. It's a nice garden and
you just unearthed all of it. And then you ran the snake out of
its little house for what purpose? What are you going to put there?
And ran around your backyard with a hole in your underwear trying to behead this
poor little tenich baby garden snake. What if a cat got bit, a
kitten got bit by that snake and died and someone lost their pet, and
then humans are affected. So did you kill the snake? No? Lost
it? Good? Don't kill the snake. Ride the snake ride. That
means there's a mama around. That should be a bit payoff to That's why
he's Jesus, Sibby and the whole show. That's why he cleared out the
garden so he could make room for all of his outdoor Sybbian activities arden gown,
an outdoor Sybyan in your little garden slot. Yeah at the Sibyan.
All right, guys, are you guys making any plans for this weekend because
we have I wasn't, but then when you brought up that whole thing about
riding the Sybyan, Yeah, change your plans. Purchase an outdoor Sybyan is
the only thing I have written down right now. Two am Sunday morning,
daylight savings time. Oh yeah, lose an hour, losing one, so
let's sleep. So get ahead of it. Oh god, Now people are
gonna tell you, uh, that doesn't help. No, it does.
Get ahead of it. I'm telling you go to bed an hour early tonight.
Start adjusting now, because here's what people do. It happens like it
wasn't on the calendar, like you didn't know. And that's why I'm warning
you on Wednesday. People gotta come in on Monday like you're so tired.
We lost an hour. Well you knew it was coming. It's on.
You go to bed early on Wednesday night. You're the problem. You are
a bossy bitch today. You know what I am telling people what to do?
You're a snake murderer or a tempted murderer, cobbler ruining gardens. Yeah,
God, it's like I don't even know you anymore. I don't think
I need to even tell people that you shouldn't listen to kevio N. But
don't listen to him. Somebody just said, what a worthless story by k
T about your stupid snake, and a dozen people are like, yeah,
I saw a snake this weekend. Okay, it's not prove it. They
don't have to prove it. I believe that what a worthless story by k
T. All Right. I don't know. I'm just reporting what our listeners
are saying. That's why we're doing the show. You'll miss it when it's
gone and you're listening to the news. I read water meters in Colleyville.
I see snakes all the time. I like Kevin's claiming the first snake last
segment, he saw it. He was the one Richardson, you know what
change of plans. We've been Kevin heavy, and I know we're always Kevin
heavy. I know. Look, it's a problem. I'm insecure about it.
Are having fun with you? I don't like when people have fun with
me, I like to have fun with them. We're having fun together.
We're having fun together, keV. Here's the new hit song from Danny Bayless
called Insurance. Jerry, no context, we played it yesterday. Okay,
well maybe people didn't hear yesterday. You got to provide some context story.
I was gonna do you guys hear about balls out bowling? No, no,
Kevin, we didn't an Ultimate Bowling League experience. Really, this is
happening in Pittsburgh. It's a bowling in the Nude Sunday, April twenty eighth.
You have to be over the age of eighteen, so it's a nude
bowling league. But here's my problem. It says that nudity is required with
the exception that women can wear bottoms. What how is that? Like,
look, aren't we on a quest for equality? Like? How is that?
Okay? Yeah, either we're doing it or not. Nudity is required
unless you don't have a penis. Wait, they have to or they have
the option to the option. I think that's fine. Not why, but
the guys have to. The guys have to show their shng need I need
full beef from the men. Yes, but I don't know if I necessarily
want that from yeah, because look the all nude strippy club past that you
need you like a little mystery number one. I think they're all gross.
I don't want to go to them. But if I did, put your
pants on, put your damn bloomers on. No, I never just like
they don't want to see this, I don't. Yeah, probably not.
No, I'm I'm sorry. Ask a woman if they enjoy the unexpected ween
like, if they aren't anticipating it and it just shows up. Guys with
boobs, the unexpected boobs, we embrace it where they think it's the greatest
moment in our lives. But a woman that sees the unexpected wiener, yeah,
shock meet Yeah, it's like Heaven with a snake in his garden yesterday.
They don't want the unsolicited snake exactly. Yeah, they want to They
need to prepare, yeah, to prepare their minds, and that's that's fair.
But when you're it has to be attached to somebody that they actually might
like a nude bowling contest over the age of eighteen, and you know what
you're getting into when you go to this, because it's called balls out bowling
and then nudity is required like one of the first rules. But women can
wear bottoms. I'm just saying, are we striving for equality? Are we
not make a choice? Well, they're giving them at the polls. This
year. Sexual activity is not permitted. Uh, nudism mike does not equal
consent right no, and harassment will not be taken lightly. It balls up
bowling. Here's the punishment. Violators will be asked to leave. Yeah,
that's all, let's leave mask singer bet payoff, balls up bowling. Joining
a new bowling league hell yeah, and joining a bowling league would be a
beating. Yeah, clothes a place I have to be once a week.
It's fun. I'm sure, it's fun, church, great activities on.
It's just like anything else that you put on your schedule. It's sure.
In theory it sounds like a pain in the ass, But if you do
it and it becomes routine and you enjoy doing it, it's a blast.
I did a bowling league four It was friends. It wasn't like an official
league, but had a group of six people that I mean, for almost
a year and a half, every damn Monday night we went bowling, really
and very few exceptions where somebody couldn't go or whatever you had to reschedule.
It was I would say eighty eighty percent success rate on having those same people.
And we got other people like, man, what do you guys doing
the I want to go? I want to go, getting a bigger group
and they kind of fizzled out. Is I think like somebody broke up with
somebody and had it pick sides. Yeah, you know, you know that
goes. But it was a blast. Man loved it. There's no photos
or videos, but IG and all the places are going to be it's going
to surface you well, see nude pics because people can't handle it. You're
out there bowling and you're sitting at the thing adjusting your shoes. Do you
wear shoes? I guess yes. In case people are going to be snapping
photos and videos on their phone and that's all gonna get posted. It's all
going to get out, even though it's supposed to be illegal. I don't
know, man, I don't really care. Balls out bowling felt like wacky
morning radio stuff. Yeah, I hear you. I kind of figured you
had some bowling nude bowling joke that we were just doing the whole story so
you could get to but we just never got there. N I didn't know.
I hate you want to do that. I'm trying to not do that.
Read read what you have. I don't have any. You had one
joke. I have one I like rewrite the story or something about gutter and
gutter, something about the seven ten split yeah split, ye just read it.
You got one. I don't have it. I've refrained from low level
jokes that everyone can do. I don't do that anymore. You just do
low level stories now on Wednesday, I do. I laughed at your quacker
joke yesterday. It was a Monday Joe. It was good. That was
really well, really funny. Well craft. Don't patronize me though, I'm
with you, thank you. It was good, artisanal, farmed, a
table, well crafted, calm. We laughed at my triple double to say
a burger joke. It was funny, but I think it was more because
he's into burgers and planes. Christina just texted you, she said, I
did laugh pretty hardhen Katie just said, and then it slithered off into the
grass about a snake which isn't really built it but it is. It's kind
of funny. You saying it. It's what happened, and I lost It's
hard to keep track of. I hope if you if you enjoyed that low
level story, just wait till eight thirty five because I got a whole stack
of them. Yes, yes, low level news. Come on, Well
what a segment? Incredible? I know, man, is what you want?
What a segment? People want? Water cooler talk? Right, there
was doing news and I was like, here's the news today. Imagine the
people at the office like, so, man, chick, is this guy
listen to the radio he saw a snake in his y? What happened?
I mean it just slithered away in the grass first one of the spring man.
Yeah, hey people, people are into snakes around here. And uh,
keep in mind. Come see has said our future snakes plus remote coming
soon. More details coming on that and in your future coming. Next though,
let's talk about what's going on in the skies. One of the two
main manufacturers of airplanes has a lot of problems that we're unearthed on TV on
Sunday night, and I've got a ton of audio. It's gonna make this
awesome. Next, the